aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Thursday's ONT is Shooting From The Hip
Straight linkfest tonight gang. I got home later than usual, I was wondering if I was even going to have time to write this at all. Basically this is the ONT equivalent of a sitcom clips show.
Fringe on Fringe Fight!
Why the Alt-Right Thinks Porn is a Jewish Conspiracy What happens when the far left takes aim at the alt-right? Fun for the whole family! I mean, White Supremacist "logic" is a dog's breakfast of contradiction and inferiority (example: The Juice! are using porn to sap the white man's Purity Of Essence because they want to bring down the superior race, yet if white men are unusually susceptible to this confounding copulation chicanery, wouldn't that make them evolutionarily inferior?), but the author of the article thinks that the problem with porn is that people aren't spending enough money on it. It's like a multi-vehicle pileup of clown cars
I'm sorry, but Trump's behavior is not just beneath the dignity of the Presidency...but that of any decent man.
— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) June 30, 2017
Musical Interlude Some maniac set the entirety of Rush’s “2112” to old Peanuts clips
Be This Guy
Hero climbs up outside of Paris building to save child dangling from balcony Pretty exciting clip at the link. Spiderman's got nothing on this guy.
Burn!
Hey let's try a freedom check my British friend. I'll tweet something and tag in American law enforcement and then you follow suit and tag in British law enforcement. Ready?
— WeWuzMetokur (@WeWuzMetokur) May 26, 2018
The Jews did 9/11. Muslims are dangerous. @FBI @LAPDHQ
Your turn. https://t.co/97klze9IvA
You can't see the progression of Tweets that lead to this one because the other guy protected his account, but it should be fairly obvious. Related:
Shocked I Tell You, Shocked!
Starbucks Opens Its Bathrooms. Now It Needs to Keep Them Clean and Drug Free Even more shocking: Dick's Gun Sales Plummeting
Tonight's ONT brought to you by getting high:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 09:52 PM (vUcdz)
Knowing you're good isn't the same as bragging.
*Humility*
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 31, 2018 09:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 09:52 PM (mMeIQ)
Howdy Y'all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 09:52 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: ALH at May 31, 2018 09:53 PM (ZjGzE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 31, 2018 09:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 31, 2018 09:53 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Bert G at May 31, 2018 09:53 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 09:53 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 31, 2018 09:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ALH at May 31, 2018 09:54 PM (ZjGzE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 31, 2018 09:54 PM (39sKP)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ALH at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (ZjGzE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 09:57 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 09:57 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 09:58 PM (3HNOQ)
woke up Tuesday morning with my left knee hurting and not wanting to function properly. would not re-align or otherwise get back in operation.
finally got to the chiro today: somehow, i managed to bork my medial meniscus in my sleep.
top that one, fellow morons/ettes
damn glad i'm not a horse, that's for sure.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 31, 2018 09:58 PM (39sKP)
Posted by: gdgm+ at May 31, 2018 09:58 PM (4/psE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2018 09:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 09:59 PM (CXh7V)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 09:59 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (y1gYQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (zCyNd)
The constant crises popping up are ridiculous but I enjoy the problem-solving.
You will note that they are on a mysterious planet with apex predators but there are no evil guns at the ready. Scientists who crossed the galaxy in space ships arm themselves with makeshift spears(!).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (qJtVm)
Same damn thing happened to me today. The pain is awful but it seems better this evening.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Many of the advertisers on TBS are owned by large conglomerates who own multiple brands and products marketed on TBS.
So, wherever I could, I tried to put the parent company instead of the individual brand or product. That shortens the list, and you can also look them up to see which of their many, many brands and products you might like to boycott.
I've excluded charitable foundations from this list:
Kraft-Heinz Foods; Olive Garden; Otsuka Pharmaceutical; Warner Bros.; ApartmentList.com; Sol Cerveza; McDonald's; Red Robin; Nestle; TracFone Wireless; Whole Foods; Lowe's; PepsiCo; Progressive Insurance; Oscar Meyer; Tempur Sealy International; Philips Norelco; Hershey's; General Mills; Procter & Gamble; UTI.edu; Bridgestone; Cici's Pizza; MillerCoors; Dole Fruit, Nautilus/Bowflex; Dunkin Brands; Little Caesar's Pizza; Bacardi; Honda; Shire Pharmaceutical; Restaurant Brands International; Global Road Entertainment; Kimberley-Clark; Home Depot; TripAdvisor; Schick Razors; DriveTime.com; Ferrara Candy; Jose Cuervo; Navy Federal Credit Union; Office Depot; Indeed.com; Priceline; Mars; Subway; AtomTickets; Nectar Mattress; Pizza Hut; Vistaprint; Subaru; Unilever; Mini Cooper; Chattem; Sling; CreditRepair.com; Corona; Apartments.com; Coca-Cola; GEICO; Dine Brands Global; Jersey Mike's Subs; Church & Dwight Co.; AARP; Domino's; Apple; Tyson Foods; Actavis Generics; American Family Insurance; Frito Lay; MMISuccess.com; Yum! Brands; Endurance Auto insurance; Hampton Inn; Dave & Buster's; Clorox Chemical; Boost Mobile; Jiffy Lube; Crown Royal; Twisted Tea; Volkswagen; Verizon; CapitalOne; Sleep Number; Microsoft; Infiniti; Purple Mattress; Budweiser; Lexus; Blue Apron; Hormel Foods; Payless Shoes; RumChata; Purina; Simply Good Foods; Sun Detergents; Johnson & Johnson; Best Western; Senior Helpers; BMW; State Farm Insurance; Capella University; University of Arizona;
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (UiRxW)
1 - Dear friend LadyL sent the nicest condolence card, just very touching.
and
2 - Got to speak with MisHum his on fine self. What a nice guy!!
I asked him if he thought Ace understands just what an amazing community he's built (well, better than his shelves, obviously
).Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:01 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 10:01 PM (953wK)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 31, 2018 10:01 PM (39sKP)
https://tinyurl.com/y9fj2zem
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:01 PM (UkTzC)
Sometimes I awaken in the morning with sore knees. Has to do with sleeping on my side and pressure on my knees. I have hinky menisci and have to tread carefully when I squat and when I run downhill.
I have found, believe it or not, that squats done according to Rippetoe (Ace and Insty talk about him a bunch) strengthens the surround muscles enough that my knee pain is much, much better.
Here's hoping you improve rapidly!
Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (88mZw)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (vUcdz)
Thank you for that! That had to take a lot of time and work!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Not that I am an expert by any means, but I thought that was Maury Povich?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (CXh7V)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: logprof at May 31, 2018 10:03 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 10:03 PM (MmeCn)
Thank you so much for checking in on me.
Actually, the service is Monday, and at LadyL's and MisHum's suggestion, I'll be posting the eulogy on Sunday night's ONT.
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 10:04 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)
I did it for the Horde, but sweet G-d... listening to six hours of quality TBS programming in my earbuds was excruciating.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:04 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:04 PM (vUcdz)
Not at all. I unfriended two people after the election and have stopped following several others. I can't handle their hypocrisy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
+++++++
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (UiRxW)
You see, there is a problem here, and that problem is "Dunkin' Brands." Starbucks is *way* off the list, but that makes Dunkin the vital remaining player. I wonder if they sponsor Samantha Bee or just TBS...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (jAd9O)
You are a better woman than me!! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 10:06 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:06 PM (y1gYQ)
I don't go to Starbucks, but if I did I wouldn't want to wait for a table because some drunk derelict is sitting there. Also, I wouldn't want to use a seat afterwards, because drunks can be, um, incontinent. And don't get me started on the restrooms. And I wouldn't want to be an employee in a large city Starbucks, and have to clean the bathrooms.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2018 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
I messed up the country and I know why
Because I got high
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 31, 2018 10:07 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 31, 2018 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:04 PM (UiRxW)
++++++++++++
That *might* be a Pyrrhic victory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:07 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2018 10:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (vChNs)
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Just TBS - but it doesn't much matter. You can find out Bee's sponsors are by just sitting through an episode. Just posting the list to see if any look appealing to people. Any of their sponsors will do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
I hear that. And it wasn't even *this* so much; I made the decision after I brought up that black Trump supporter who was called the n-word by those restaurant (?) employees in CA, and she said that wasn't even close to being the same thing as the Starbucks kerfluffle. I have no patience with this BS.
But I don't want to give the impression that I whack people for stating different opinions, either. Oh well; guess that'll happen either way.
Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:06 PM (y1gYQ)
I bet the bitch set him up.
Posted by: Marion Barry (Mayor For Life) at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)
Brilliant!!
Heh. I got banned from a liberal message board for basically the exact same thing over a decade ago. (Challenged a pro-Palestinian guy to travel to Israel (on my dime no less), where I would walk up and down in front of IDF HQ for an hour wearing a sandwich-board saying "God bless the PLO", he would do the same in Gaza except his board would say "God bless the IDF". He refused, I hounded him about his cowardice, and I got banned for "wishing death" on another poster. Which, I think, pretty much proved my point)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (vFKpB)
That said - I also don't trust that MEL article one bit because the author proudly lists that his writing has appeared at The Atlantic, Vox and the Washington Post. With THAT on his resume its guaranteed his writing is poorly researched and riddled with intentional lies and negligent errors.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (PTA8E)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (y1gYQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Infidel at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (LBSeG)
Amazing.
so was the weed.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (mMeIQ)
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Don't tell me how to identify!
I. Just. Can't. Even.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (UiRxW)
Nothing is beneath Springer.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (y1gYQ)
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do they take Venmo now?
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (qJtVm)
Why would explorers not have weapons with them? And pith helmets?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (eASYU)
"As God is my witness, I thought Jerry Springer could fly"
Posted by: Lonie, or the chick with glasses? at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (zCyNd)
Just talking about you upthread.
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:08 PM (vUcdz)
I just saw that! You are a sweetie!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 31, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (WFV7d)
And gin!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:11 PM (qJtVm)
Perhaps there is some sort of Buycott going on by gun-grabbers. Time will tell.
Here's the rub; Pro 2A people won't be swayed back to Dick's in this lifetime, whereas buycotters will tire of not shopping for price.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 10:11 PM (z79tQ)
Nothing is beneath Springer.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (y1gYQ)
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use the Amazon credit card and get 1% back dude
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:12 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:12 PM (vUcdz)
Or else there would be photographs. You know, those things that you can aim this little camera thingy at and get a picture of!
Posted by: PJ at May 31, 2018 10:12 PM (qlTN9)
The man who shamelessly made his living by showcasing lower primates making fools of themselves, and thereby won the George Soros Award for Self-Aggrandizing Venality.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 10:12 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (jAd9O)
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I just sent it to my son because he loves Rush. He wrote back that funnily enough he actually stumbled onto it the day it was uploaded. He was glad to see it had gotten so many views.
Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (oMtOd)
For the millionth time, embrace the power of "and"!
Especially this time.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (z79tQ)
Nothing is beneath Springer.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (y1gYQ)
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use the Amazon credit card and get 1% back dude
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:12 PM (vChNs)
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Clitcoin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (953wK)
I would have hoped by now someone would have held a staff meeting, with Chick-Fil-A and McDonald's coffee, at a SBUX, taking up most of their space. Not spending a dime. And video'd it, of course.
Only downside there is you might have to use the bathroom.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)
They were amazing live. Geddy played bass, keyboard, and sang. Neil Pert was the best drummer I ever saw live except for John Bonham.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:12 PM (vChNs)
Amazon delivers prostitutes by drone, dude. Same day, in selected markets.
Posted by: professionals talk logisticsglasses? at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Winston at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (3HNOQ)
Article (Federalist):
https://tinyurl.com/ybeugfmn
Video (Verge):
https://tinyurl.com/ycf8ksrl
It's enough to make me want to become a Luddite. And my career and my entire skill set is in Info-Tech!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (8xb3Q)
Good evening, good people. Life is good here in the Adirondacks. We seem to have segued right into August. Fora couple days, then reality reasserts itself.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (S/hVx)
it might be enthralled
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 31, 2018 10:15 PM (hMwEB)
Perhaps there is some sort of Buycott going on by gun-grabbers. Time will tell.
Here's the rub; Pro 2A people won't be swayed back to Dick's in this lifetime, whereas buycotters will tire of not shopping for price.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 10:11 PM (z79tQ)
Creative accounting.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 31, 2018 10:16 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:16 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 10:09 PM (y1gYQ)
I never watched Springer much, but I do distinctly remember one episode featuring trannies, where a guy was in a relationship with a tranny, but also had a side thing going with the tranny's cousin, who was....also a tranny. (I don't remember if he knew their status or not.) Anyway, the two "ladies" confronted each other and started going at it, and the crowd was chanting "fight like a man! Fight like a man!"
All of which is to say....yeah, Springer's got some cajones making that statement.
Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 10:16 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar
I saw Emergency Sporran open for Enter the Haggis at Madison Square Garden.
It R'ach'ed.
Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2018 10:16 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 10:11 PM (z79tQ)
++++++++
A lesson the Dixie Chicks learned well. Album did well the first couple of weeks and then tanked and then everything else did, too, IIRC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (UkTzC)
I got a reply back from Publix from the letter I sent them a few days ago. It was nice and they regretted my disappointment, but also pointed out that they'd suspended all of their charitable donations, which they hadn't done when I sent them the email. That was something that Hoggwash wasn't expecting to happen. No more money to Planned Infanticide or other Prog projects.
HA ha!
/ Nelson Muntz
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (oMt
I am completely not shocked that my nephew loves Rush.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: JAS
I knew someone who said she watched that show. I kinda lost respect for her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (CXh7V)
You may not be an expert but also...you are NOT THE FATHER!!!
*girl runs screaming into the Green Room*
Posted by: Maury Povich at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (pAx+1)
Dropped off copy of Stuart's book to his widow this morning. We both cried (mostly tears of joy). At one point, she says "you know, I just had the funniest thought. I wish Stuart was here to see this."
Hard to beat that.
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (vUcdz)
Amazon delivers prostitutes by drone, dude. Same day, in selected markets.
Posted by: professionals talk logisticsglasses? at May 31, 2018 10:13 PM (zCyNd)
Yeah, but they all come freeze-dried.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Final of the season, I think.
It's okay, but it's no The Great Vegetable Rebellion.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (qJtVm)
And ANY democrat or neverTrumper talking about someone not being presidential after all the stunts Barky pulled to rub elbows with the rich and famous can fook themselves with a pineapple.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (jAd9O)
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He's seen them twice in concert. And his email address has "2112" in it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (oMtOd)
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 10:14 PM (8xb3Q)
++++++
I think zhe identifies as a gender-fluid Latinx individual.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 10:19 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 10:19 PM (8xb3Q)
I guess that penguin identifies as a bagpiper.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (UkTzC)
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Alrighty then.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe)
Please, no info on what you have to add.
Posted by: Miklos for Common Decency! at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:05 PM (jAd9O)
//
Thought they meant Limbaugh. Was very confused.
Posted by: PJ at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (qlTN9)
it might be enthralled
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 31, 2018 10:15 PM (hMwEB)
Well, it's not holding its flippers over its
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (WFV7d)
MM Mars got a photo of about 20 bags of their candy I have on hand to show them what I won't be buying in the future and State Farm has already withdrawn.
We can play Calvinball too.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 31, 2018 10:21 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 31, 2018 10:21 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:21 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 10:21 PM (Tyii7)
I think zhe identifies as a gender-fluid Latinx individual.
I totally misread that as "Latex" individual.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (8xb3Q)
And it bounced.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 10:21 PM (Tyii7)
What kind of stupid bitch would accept a check from a Democrat?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (YuRun)
That's not even the worst part. It was one of those giant lotto-sized checks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (UkTzC)
Yep.
Walking away and meaning it can be devastating.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (z79tQ)
He's seen them twice in concert. And his email address has "2112" in it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2018 10:18 PM (oMtOd)
Tell him his uncle arranged part of 2112 (bells and percussion) for a marching band street cadence in high school. Our director never had a clue. Lol
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (jAd9O)
And it bounced.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 10:21 PM (Tyii7)
Nah. That requires an Italian leather sofa.
Posted by: Miklos says let them bake cake at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: filbert"
That was pretty good. I don't believe I've ever seen teens / adults animated in Peanuts before, but they had some in that video.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 10:21 PM (Tyii7)
Springer, the accomplished biochemist. Knows how to make a hormone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (WFV7d)
How come nobody asks any of the family if they're related to the President?
Posted by: Hanover Fiste at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (2kiKp)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (GdWl+)
No, it's ice cream!!!
Posted by: The Penguin at May 31, 2018 10:24 PM (pAx+1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (jAd9O
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Ha! That's great!
Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2018 10:24 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)
And it was delivered the next day by Ed McMahon and a TV crew.
Posted by: Miklos, who might already be a winner at May 31, 2018 10:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at May 31, 2018 10:25 PM (AyGZp)
https://tinyurl.com/y877konu
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:25 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (GdWl+)
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Hopefully the end of "Full Frontal" will be short, nasty and brutish, as the man would say.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:25 PM (UiRxW)
I lost a link (through family) to a bunch of Minneapolis Liberals just before the election.
It seems that, for example, by asking certain Minneapolans to rearrange their photo album posts of (then real-time-current) events to have the Soviet flag appear as the headline, ...
... or suggesting to a certain senior Hillary staffer that, when current events cause his clown committee to flee and disavow all association or knowledge (much like when someone rips off a great and sour elevator fart), it's time to rethink what you think ...
... they considered my comments to be equivalent to ripping off a great and sour elevator fart on THEIR Facebook page ... and were not amused.
I, of course, was greatly amused.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 31, 2018 10:25 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (WFV7d)
Ha!
Posted by: Miklos, who would never do that, probably at May 31, 2018 10:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: O'Brien at May 31, 2018 10:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:22 PM (GdWl+)
++++++++
Eh, it doesn't matter. It's all made up anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:26 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 10:27 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)
Hmm. What was the name of the penguin in the Wallace & Gromit claymation?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 10:27 PM (QxXRY)
That's not even the worst part. It was one of those giant lotto-sized checks.
And the "memo" line just said "butt stuff".
Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2018 10:28 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 31, 2018 10:28 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Miklos says let them bake cake at May 31, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
Mmmmm. Cake.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 10:28 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2018 10:28 PM (JGBbg)
+++++++++++++
So his night was not "stormy?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:28 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Arbalest at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (FlRtG)
I just remember the fish wallpaper.....
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Not that I am an expert by any means, but I thought that was Maury Povich?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2018 10:02 PM (CXh7V)
Yes, Povich is the baby daddy guy.
What amazes me is that Springer used to be on at night. Now his show is on at 8 in the morning.
Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (SLCtI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 10:20 PM (PUmDY)
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5 miles from city hall to the navy yard. I've jogged it
Posted by: Llamas at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Japan at May 31, 2018 10:30 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: yop at May 31, 2018 10:30 PM (hPRt2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:26 PM (UkTzC)
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If one examines prepatriarchial narrative, one is faced with a choice: either accept the dialectic paradigm of narrative or conclude that art serves to marginalize the Other. Thus, McElwaine[5] suggests that we have to choose between prepatriarchial narrative and Debordist image. A number of discourses concerning the stasis, and hence the collapse, of predialectic society exist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:30 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:30 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: JAS at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (3HNOQ)
For my part, I have a lot of respect for anybody who's trying to sort out ghetto genealogy. They should start with something simpler, such as string theory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 10:30 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 31, 2018 10:31 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 10:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 31, 2018 10:16 PM (1g7ch)
That's what I was thinking. And lots of sales.
Posted by: girldog at May 31, 2018 10:31 PM (g5YYQ)
It really is rather amusing to see these despicable and vile celebs and politicians calling Trump out for his behavior. Just go ahead and paint a bullseye on yourselves, douchebags.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (Tyii7)
I was once told by someone that Christians had no excuse for blaming Bill for his transgressions because they voted for Trump.
Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2018 10:32 PM (SLCtI)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 10:32 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 31, 2018 10:29 PM (Tyii7)
Let's face it, intelligence is not their long suit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 10:32 PM (YuRun)
+++++++++
http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo ?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:32 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2018 10:32 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 31, 2018 10:33 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 10:33 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:33 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2018 10:34 PM (O5Q3r)
We are being very pleased to accept your article for publication, pending remittance of customary editorial fees.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Bombay Academic Journals, Ltd. at May 31, 2018 10:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2018 10:32 PM (l9m7l)
You're (hic) welcome!!
Posted by: Hillary at May 31, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (FTXAT)
While I have never knowingly seen Jooo Pron, I did once have a fetching young IDF lass show me some pics of her and several of her BFF's... working on all over tans... cavorting... Oh... My... Oh... My...
BRB...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (AyGZp)
Boone's Farm? Thunderbird? Old cans of Billy Beer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
The difference between American carriers and British carriers.
They can depend on us having one.
We can't depend on them having one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Llamas"
I wouldn't want to walk casually down Broad Street either!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:36 PM (w+Jhj)
BRB...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at May 31, 2018
In pics veritas. Pretty please.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: Vice Adm. Miklos at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (iOL28)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:32 PM (UkTzC)
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Of course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (UiRxW)
Boone's Farm? Thunderbird? Old cans of Billy Beer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++++
I hope she at least has the class to get wasted on Bombay Sapphire. That would be my choice if I were made of money. That, and Laphroaig 15 year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 31, 2018 10:38 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
Boone's Farm? Thunderbird? Old cans of Billy Beer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
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Cisco... It'll Take You By Surprise!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:38 PM (UiRxW)
Dumbasses.
Insanity in any language. Complete gibberish. Now wireless!
https://youtu.be/LjFyMkTC35M
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 10:38 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2018 10:39 PM (SLCtI)
Posted by: A Pepperpot at May 31, 2018 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at May 31, 2018 10:40 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (UiRxW)
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Sadly, humans write that drivel, too. Unless Postmodernism was just an early and wildly successful experiment in AI. That would explain a lot. (It would also make Derrida and Foucault either robots or fake front-men like Milli Vanilli had. I hope it was robots.)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:40 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 31, 2018 10:33 PM (+F0Wk)
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I like Parker Posey in her indie films, but they needed the theater queen stylings of Jonathan Harris.
And whoever wrote the dialog for Will Robinson has never been around human children.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (iOL2
And at the pine tree they were greeted by... Sonny Bono.
Hey-yo!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:41 PM (eMKNe)
Maury Povich used to be one of my guilty pleasures. Every once in a
while watching the chick having "guy number 7" DNAed and having that
total meltdown when (yet again) he ain't the one. I mean really ladies. I
can possibly understand not knowing for sure between 2 guys. But some
of these chicks - sheesh. 9- 10 different guys in a 2 month time frame?
Hate to say it but, you a ho
Posted by: cfo mom at May 31, 2018 10:38 PM (RfzVr)
I bet at that point there must have been actors.
Now I'm really out of here.
Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2018 10:41 PM (SLCtI)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (iOL2
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Did they find the joint?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:40 PM (UkTzC)
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As Gavin McInnes would say - They're shit-chests.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (UiRxW)
*girl runs screaming into the Green Room*
Posted by: Maury Povich at May 31, 2018 10:17 PM (pAx+1)
Reminds me of my favorite Blonde Joke:
Q. What did Teh Blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?
A. She put her hands on her hips, did the arrogant hair-flip, and in her best Valley Girl voice asked the doctor... "Oh? And just makes you so sure it's MINE?!"
*Looks around nervously*
Um, AtCs not a blonde, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (QzJWU)
rarely splurge for it. Tanqueray is my go-to. Seagrams if I'm
slumming. I can't abide New Amsterdam.
Posted by: Muad'dib"
Gilby's?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at May 31, 2018 10:40 PM (KxbBq)
That was the story they told at the ER, having already tried the "making salad in the shower" line.
Posted by: yes, the ER staff tell stories at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)
It amazes me how much effort Ace and all the cobs put into this site. It's appreciated.
Posted by: girldog at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (g5YYQ)
while watching the chick having "guy number 7" DNAed and having that
total meltdown when (yet again) he ain't the one. I mean really ladies. I
can possibly understand not knowing for sure between 2 guys. But some
of these chicks - sheesh. 9- 10 different guys in a 2 month time frame?
Hate to say it but, you a ho
Posted by: cfo mom at May
well, the "you are not the father" shows are good but the "you are not the mother" shows are better.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 10:43 PM (MTjB1)
"Why Amazon Prime should be free to everyone."
https://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2018/05/amazon-prime-free-everyone/
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (w+Jhj)
I like that fine. Don't see it around here much.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:44 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
We rented the POS at Love Field for cheap with unlimited miles. The four of us drove all night to Taos. Needless to say, it was a one way rental. One helluva trip
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:44 PM (iOL28)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 31, 2018 10:44 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 10:30 PM (YuRun)
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I'll bet that most of the contestants ---contestants? guests? whatever! --- weren't from the ghetto.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 10:45 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2018 10:45 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: REDACTED
Funny that would happen to a Chrysler.
Normally the pining is for the Fords.
Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2018 10:45 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
Um, AtCs not a blonde, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (QzJWU)
No.
*turns off laptop*
Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2018 10:46 PM (SLCtI)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:46 PM (iOL28)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (iOL2
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Red Green would be proud
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 31, 2018 10:46 PM (+F0Wk)
The Scottish troops and all rural troops come in for a lot of "humor."
The best joke was the scout looking for Germans in a foggy woods. Silence. Finally he shouts, "Waiter!" in English. Lots of replies then from the pre-war German waitstaff, now in Feldgrau.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 31, 2018 10:47 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)
++++++++++
I can't tell if he's being serious or not. If so, HotAir has gone really sideways. The correct answer is "eliminate Amazon's stealth subsidies" - not "make Amazon an entitlement program."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:47 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at May 31, 2018 10:48 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: underprivilged Miklos at May 31, 2018 10:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)
They took a great pic of the two of them hanging upside down, everything on the headliner.
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:49 PM (iOL28)
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It's a link from cnn.com
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:49 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 31, 2018 10:50 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 10:50 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:46 PM (iOL2
That's hard core for a first time. I like that gin too.
You can buy gin kits. They send you a recipe and the botanicals. You buy vodka and soak the botanicals in it. It's pretty fun trying to reproduce your fav gin. The side effect is that your kit gin will usually be yellow from the botanicals. Commercial gins usually add their botanicals to the distillation still pot.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:52 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)
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Y5 is in one of his contrary moods again.
See you later, fappers!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:53 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:54 PM (jAd9O)
And whoever wrote the dialog for Will Robinson has never been around human children.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 31, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm)
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It's not even so much the actress. It's more that, to fit the Dr. Smith character into the new story line, all of the Dr. Smith scenes are just very.... I don't know... cliched?
And I agree. Will just seems kinda awkward.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 31, 2018 10:54 PM (+F0Wk)
++++
Douchebag is the author of:
Maybe now, Memphis can be free
#TakeEmDown901 was never about whether Nathan Bedford Forrest or Jefferson Davis were bad men. It was about whether Memphis would be a free, just, and equitable place for all its citizens. As long as the monuments were there, Memphis could not be such a place. And now that the monuments are gone, Memphis may yet be such a place.
https://mlk50.com/maybe-now-memphis-can-be-free-d7806475f2d4
This idiot sees a nutball theory about porn from some twat who id's as alt-right, so he writes an equally idiotic article about his discovery of the alt-right's views about porn.
That would be like some idiot pointing at GOP Nazi, David Duke, and saying look at what the GOP believes.
There is no bouncer at the door of the GOP, nor is there one as far as who calls themselves alt-right. How brain dead do you have to be to fall for this crap?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 31, 2018 10:54 PM (pvjTE)
I do hope, at least, that some other company gets the french fry vending machine concession, though...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 31, 2018 10:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 10:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (iOL2
Same thing happened to a couple of guys I knew back 40+ years ago, only they were just drunk, or at least the driver was. Saved by one strategically placed tree.
Posted by: girldog at May 31, 2018 10:55 PM (g5YYQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib"
That's what the wife likes. She swears that there's not a single bar or restaurant that can make a Gin + Tonic correctly.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:55 PM (w+Jhj)
Wasn't an indifferent penguin a commenter here?
That nic sounds familiar.
I saw Indifferent Penguin open up for Badger at the Orpheum back in ought-seventy-eight.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 10:55 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 31, 2018 10:56 PM (IcT7t)
Look above for the link in the content. Enjoy.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:56 PM (jAd9O)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:56 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 10:57 PM (y3aQB)
See you later, fappers!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May
well, not so much contrary as quoting established horde positions. that the peanuts suck, especially the Christmas special, has been established horde opinion for years.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
Now that is Moron Worthy as both an editorial observation and historical reference.
Hat Tip AND Golf Clap!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at May 31, 2018 10:58 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 31, 2018 10:55 PM (w+Jhj)
Gin is very subjective. There is the juniper berry base and after that, creative chaos.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 10:58 PM (jAd9O)
Give Discover a day or so. Their statement today was not in support of her, but more along the lines of "we buy lots of ads, they're bundled so we're not really responsible." Just corporate damage control crap. I told them well fine, but do you disavow her vileness and tell your bundlers to put her on the no-buy list or not? I think they will have a better statement in a day or so as they get pushed.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 31, 2018 10:59 PM (RfzVr)
My dad, who I stole the Boodles from, was a solid Tanqy man. I knew he would never miss the Boodles
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 10:59 PM (iOL28)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May
LOL. well, that is pretty good. my complaint with the peanuts is not so much the appearance of the characters as it is the depressing dialogue.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 31, 2018 11:00 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 11:01 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2018 11:01 PM (V2Yro)
Admit it, you believed in the Great Pumpkin when you were little and you still haven't gotten over the disappointment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2018 11:02 PM (V2Yro)
https://youtu.be/1cskPKpO8IU
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:03 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Even the "juniper berry base" isn't that basic. There's a range from "a pleasant walk in the forest" to "waterboarded with pine tar".
Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2018 11:03 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May
yeah, no. depressing bunch of little fuckers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Ah! That's it. The train portion of that is epic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 11:03 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 11:04 PM (1opnw)
so much the appearance of the characters as it is the depressing
dialogue.
The character Linus plays in the 2112 video kills himself. Compared to the usual "Peanuts" fare, it's quite uplifting.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 31, 2018 11:04 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: CMU VET at May 31, 2018 11:04 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:04 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 11:05 PM (1opnw)
Hat Tip AND Golf Clap!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at May 31, 2018 10:58 PM
Thanks, IVV!
But I don't think my comment was a particularly original thought...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 31, 2018 11:05 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: CMU VET at May 31, 2018 11:05 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: CMU VET at May 31, 2018 11:04 PM (C+wjz)
+++++++++++
I'll bite. Why?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:05 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 11:06 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:06 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 11:07 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: garrett
In my case, "mixed with enough other things that it's not much like drinking gin at all". I like a Last Word, or an Aviation... gin-and-tonics and Churchillian martinis are still beyond my palate.
Posted by: mikeski at May 31, 2018 11:07 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:03 PM
I dunno -- I always thought Marcie was kinda hot...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 31, 2018 11:07 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)
who's trying to sort out ghetto genealogy. They should start with
something simpler, such as string theory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 10:30 PM (YuRun)
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I'll bet that most of the contestants ---contestants? guests? whatever! --- weren't from the ghetto.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 10:45 PM (0jtPF)
Ghetto or trailer park... same, same just of a paler countenance.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 31, 2018 11:09 PM (FTXAT)
If someone calls me 'alt right' I'll probably just respond that as a divine right monarchist I oppose all alternatives to the ancestral Hapsburg claim on Colorado.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:09 PM (6FqZa)
That's kinda like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pants while doing laundry.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:10 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:10 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 11:11 PM (PUmDY)
Decent and good gin you never heard of? San Miguel, Philippines. Cane based.
I was indifferent to gin previously... this is damn good... rough around the edges yet deeply satisfying, with a certain asian/yellow fever spin, light and nimble, very moist and willing, nay, eager to please in most any combination...
BRB...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at May 31, 2018 11:11 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 10:45 PM (0jtPF)
Ghetto or trailer park... same, same just of a paler countenance.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May
well, in my limited experience with the show, there might be more white contestants, but the guests that load up the stage with a full magazine of potental baby daddies are usually not white, not hispanic, not asian, not indian, not eskimo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:12 PM (wSC8T)
Tinder headline: "Let me put my Trumpism in you"
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 31, 2018 11:12 PM (+dsLj)
If someone calls me 'alt right' I'll probably just respond that as a divine right monarchist I oppose all alternatives to the ancestral Hapsburg claim on Colorado.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:09 PM (6FqZa)
And if Charles II of Spain could have formed a coherent sentence he would have thanked you.
(And now I'm really and truly going to bed.)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 31, 2018 11:12 PM (1FhAQ)
*?*
2 ozs. Gordon's, over ice, Scweppe's bitter lemon to fill, stir, lime slice. Repeat until the sun is set.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 11:12 PM (c/EDo)
respond that as a divine right monarchist I oppose all alternatives to
the ancestral Hapsburg claim on Colorado.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:09 PM (6FqZa)
It's better than being the Alt Junker.
Which somehow I think is the basis for it all.
(once I get my time machine and kitchen shears ready, Rousseau is target one, and Otto von Bismarck is number two)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 11:13 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 11:12 PM (c/EDo)
And the Sun never sets on the British Empire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 11:13 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 11:14 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: out-garretting garrett at May 31, 2018 11:14 PM (HTt2Y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Staves off the malaria, you know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 11:15 PM (7ThJ3)
Our drum section in marching band were pretty wild, but they were good drummers and they used to have this brilliant cadence they would break into whenever the band was going on and off the field, or whenever they had a chance to do some "traveling music" on any occasion. Everyone always thought it was just something they came up with on their own, and it was years later before I realized they had appropriated a chunk of Inna Gadda da Vida.
And damn, it was good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2018 11:15 PM (V2Yro)
Not in the slightest. Got rid of Wells Fargo in the late 80's. (that's right, NFL, thirty years ago. That's what a 'reputation' is)
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2018 11:15 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2018 11:17 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2018 11:17 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 31, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)
Naw, "de-pressing".
(out Y5'ing you)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 11:17 PM (WFV7d)
That's kinda like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pants while doing laundry.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:10 PM (wSC8T)
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My kids didn't get an allowance once they became teens.
They, along with the ex-ex, would do my laundry whenevers, and they'd find 20s pretty much all the time.
Lots of pockets, those uniforms...
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 11:18 PM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Glue-wein goes well with paste, you know.
Posted by: Joe Biden, con-o-sewer at May 31, 2018 11:20 PM (WFV7d)
Here's a partial list of TBS advertisers and sponsors:
Many of the advertisers on TBS are owned by large conglomerates who own multiple brands and products marketed on TBS.
So, wherever I could, I tried to put the parent company instead of
the individual brand or product. That shortens the list, and you can
also look them up to see which of their many, many brands and products
you might like to boycott.
I've excluded charitable foundations from this list:
Kraft-Heinz Foods; Olive Garden; Otsuka Pharmaceutical; Warner
Bros.; ApartmentList.com; Sol Cerveza; McDonald's; Red Robin; Nestle;
TracFone Wireless; Whole Foods; Lowe's; PepsiCo; Progressive Insurance;
Oscar Meyer; Tempur Sealy International; Philips Norelco; Hershey's;
General Mills; Procter Gamble; UTI.edu; Bridgestone; Cici's Pizza;
MillerCoors; Dole Fruit, Nautilus/Bowflex; Dunkin Brands; Little
Caesar's Pizza; Bacardi; Honda; Shire Pharmaceutical; Restaurant Brands
International; Global Road Entertainment; Kimberley-Clark; Home Depot;
TripAdvisor; Schick Razors; DriveTime.com; Ferrara Candy; Jose Cuervo;
Navy Federal Credit Union; Office Depot; Indeed.com; Priceline; Mars;
Subway; AtomTickets; Nectar Mattress; Pizza Hut; Vistaprint; Subaru;
Unilever; Mini Cooper; Chattem; Sling; CreditRepair.com; Corona;
Apartments.com; Coca-Cola; GEICO; Dine Brands Global; Jersey Mike's
Subs; Church Dwight Co.; AARP; Domino's; Apple; Tyson Foods;
Actavis Generics; American Family Insurance; Frito Lay; MMISuccess.com;
Yum! Brands; Endurance Auto insurance; Hampton Inn; Dave Buster's;
Clorox Chemical; Boost Mobile; Jiffy Lube; Crown Royal; Twisted Tea;
Volkswagen; Verizon; CapitalOne; Sleep Number; Microsoft; Infiniti;
Purple Mattress; Budweiser; Lexus; Blue Apron; Hormel Foods; Payless
Shoes; RumChata; Purina; Simply Good Foods; Sun Detergents; Johnson
Johnson; Best Western; Senior Helpers; BMW; State Farm Insurance;
Capella University; University of Arizona;
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 10:00 PM (UiRxW)
So it will be difficult to boycott all of them, but we should pick 3 of them and make a campaign out of it.
I like the fact that Target and Kellogg's have been stuffed by conservatives and paid at the bottom line.
AARP, State Farm Insurance, and Navy Federal Credit Union are my 3.
All big corporations, not involved with franchisees/small business to get screwed, and there are competitors for all of them to switch your business if you are a customer now. Navy Federal I am guessing would drop them like a hot potato.
What say the Horde?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (UsCnO)
'Like a good neighbor, State Farm is th - nope nope nope not if it might hurt us'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (6FqZa)
Sorry, Otto von Bismarck was known as the Alt Junker. And created the
modern welfare state to kneecap the rising forces of liberalism.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 11:14 PM (2K6fY)
Bismark, that loser? How does my ass taste?
Posted by: Angela Merkel at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
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It just wouldn't be Cisco without that cough-syrupy kick.
And the dissociative fugue state.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
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Nestle, Pepsico, L'Oreal, Yum! Brands are all advertisers with many products on TBS. Lots of stuff from them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 11:23 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 11:23 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 11:24 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 31, 2018 11:24 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:09 PM (6FqZa)
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Screw you.
Posted by: Casa de Borbon at May 31, 2018 11:24 PM (0jtPF)
549 They haven't been as vocal as I would like but where would you hear them if they spoke out?
For good or bad we have one network, Fox, and that's just cable. We
have nowhere else but the internet and a few not widely read mostly web
based news organizations.
Plus they are used to losing. I'm not. And I'm damn sure Trump isn't.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 09:56 PM (/tuJf)
That's
where some discipline from the leadership (Ryan and McConnell) would
help. Call in every member and explain...no demand...that if they are
within 100 yards of a microphone and camera they talk about nothing but
this un-American, un-constitutional attempt to overthrow the legitimate
government of the United States. Isn't this what every Democrat does all
the time, regardless of the question or the venue? Make the media cover
our side by talking about nothing else. And tell any member unwilling
to participate that they won't get a red cent for their re-election
campaign. It's called hardball and the Democrats are masters at it.
But of course that would take some...er...what's that word I'm looking for....Oh yeah, Leadership. And some spine.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 11:18 PM (DK0L4)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 11:24 PM (DK0L4)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (wSC8T)
++++++++++
It is absolutely bonkers. I just re-signed my lease for two more years. The market'll cool or I may consider moving by then. The run-up is classic bubble, though, so if (when?) it does cool off, no one will have seen it coming. The chart is absolutely breathtaking:
https://tinyurl.com/ya3gm2kq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:24 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (sXefu)
ah. The existential struggle between a Bismarck and a Berliner.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2018 11:25 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 11:25 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:26 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (sXefu)
Angie, you're just pissed that you were born too late to go to the Strength Through Joy camp, and get banged by all the hot SS cadets. The East Zone Commie sex camp just didn't measure up, did it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 11:26 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:10 PM (6FqZa)
Well, they were all homos.
Posted by: Historical Homo Expert at May 31, 2018 11:27 PM (sXefu)
Um, AtCs not a blonde, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2018 10:42 PM (QzJWU)
No.
*turns off laptop*
Posted by: Vendette at May 31, 2018 10:46 PM (SLCtI)
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*SNORT*
Is Jim still among the living?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 11:27 PM (8xb3Q)
For all her money, I wonder what Hillary gets drunk on.
Boone's Farm? Thunderbird? Old cans of Billy Beer?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++++
I hope she at least has the class to get wasted on Bombay Sapphire.
That would be my choice if I were made of money. That, and Laphroaig 15
year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 10:37 PM (UkTzC)
Dude.
The Clinton Foundation has stolen $2 Billion dollars from the world's worst dictatorships and corrupt corporations.
Hillary drinks whatever brand of Gin she wants to drink.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 11:27 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 31, 2018 11:28 PM (Tnhbr)
I'll re-post that sponsor list in he morning for the Daywalkers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 11:28 PM (UiRxW)
I like the fact that Target and Kellogg's have been stuffed by conservatives and paid at the bottom line.
AARP, State Farm Insurance, and Navy Federal Credit Union are my 3.
All
big corporations, not involved with franchisees/small business to get
screwed, and there are competitors for all of them to switch your
business if you are a customer now. Navy Federal I am guessing would
drop them like a hot potato.
What say the Horde?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (UsCnO)
309
State Farm also dumps Sammy Bee.
'Like a good neighbor, State Farm is th - nope nope nope not if it might hurt us'
Scratch State Farm Insurance from the List. They get it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 11:29 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:29 PM (6FqZa)
The Clinton Foundation has stolen $2 Billion dollars from the world's worst dictatorships and corrupt corporations.
Hillary drinks whatever brand of Gin she wants to drink.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 11:27 PM (UsCnO)
++++++++++
Oh, for sure. That's why I hope she has enough vestiges of humanity left to choose well!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:29 PM (UkTzC)
late to go to the Strength Through Joy camp, and get banged by all the
hot SS cadets. The East Zone Commie sex camp just didn't measure up, did
it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 11:26 PM (WFV7d)
Ha. I've actually achieved EVERY German's dream. Political control of all of Europe.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at May 31, 2018 11:29 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 31, 2018 11:29 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: "Pan-sexual" Lando Calrissian at May 31, 2018 11:30 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 31, 2018 11:29 PM (rBnYq)
+++++++++
I am sure MS-13 can lend you one that they cut out of somebody.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:31 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 11:31 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:31 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 31, 2018 11:28 PM (Tnhbr)
What up.
Posted by: John Kasich at May 31, 2018 11:31 PM (sXefu)
Probably just my stat of mind, but the just high post, yep, has me laughing, thanks
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 31, 2018 11:31 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:31 PM (wSC8T)
All big corporations, not involved with franchisees/small business to get screwed, and there are competitors for all of them to switch your business if you are a customer now. Navy Federal I am guessing would drop them like a hot potato.
What say the Horde?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 11:21 PM (UsCnO)
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Good choices. No conservative should belong to AARP anyway. (AMAC has the same benefits without the left-wing politics.)
And I would think that Navy Federal would be quite vulnerable. Do they actually sponsor that Bee woman?
Hard to believe they would.
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at May 31, 2018 11:32 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Why would you do that to a perfectly good bottle of Boone's? Listen, if you do that, you'll just start giving her ideas about the good life, and she's spent too many years in the trailer park, and too much money on back and arm tattoos, to have nice things now.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 31, 2018 11:32 PM (Tnhbr)
Hard to believe they would.
Don't know. But they're a sponsor of TBS. The goal is to get TBS to move, not Bee.
And with that, Im really off to bed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 11:33 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 31, 2018 11:34 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 31, 2018 11:34 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:31 PM (wSC8T)
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On a long-enough timeline, that'll probably work. This price run-up probably can't be sustained, though, so it might get rough in the middle. Rising interest rates are gonna be a bitch. Most people buy a payment, so if your payment is fixed and the interest rate goes up, the principal is gonna have to go down. Won't happen yet, but 6% is probably gonna be a wake-up call.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:34 PM (UkTzC)
Be specific Jerry. Was standing in the sun to shake the hand of every graduate of the naval academy? Was it bring American captives home?
Please explain Jerry.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 11:35 PM (nBr1j)
Ghetto or trailer park... same, same just of a paler countenance.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
A whiter shade of jail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 11:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 11:35 PM (IqV8l)
++++++++++++
Very nicely done. I'm going to file that one away for future use.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:36 PM (UkTzC)
People, remember to douse your spark of divinity with water whenever you leave your spark of divinity unattended.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 11:37 PM (nBr1j)
Scrolling through the May archives I can't find a headline that says "This is it."
If anyone remembers it and could give me just one ping only to point the way I'd appreciate it.
Will look for reply in the morning. Tired and headed for bed.
What was that Jesus quote the other night?
Oh yeah. I remember.
Love each other fellow babies.
The second great commandment.
Posted by: teej at May 31, 2018 11:37 PM (gBShP)
More to the point, whatever Redfin says, things are only worth what someone will actually pay for it.
Redfin says that our house is worth $200K more than my estimate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 11:38 PM (FJXGr)
May 31, 2018 11:37 PM (nBr1j)
++++++++
Wildfire is absolutely terrifying. I am pleased to see you used the past tense there. I assume the danger has passed for you on this one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:38 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 11:35 PM (IqV8l)
A slighter chance of bail.
Posted by: AAA Miklos, bonded at May 31, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)
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Pfft. That's for the Frog Bourbons.
We'll stick to Spain and the Empire.
Okay. Sicily and Parma too.
Posted by: Casa de Borbon at May 31, 2018 11:39 PM (0jtPF)
It's good.
If you thought the prequels were crap but thought the idea might be worth salvaging, give them a try. They're 3 bucks a pop on Amazon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 31, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 31, 2018 11:40 PM (PUmDY)
Is Jim still among the living?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 11:27 PM (8xb3Q)
I have the defenses set for the night. Claymores are pointed outward, with anti-tampering devices. Punji pits, dug, set and camo'd. Trip lines at various heights. Toe poppers galore.
Don't know how I'll get out and get to work tomorrow, but I ought to make it through the nigh
Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2018 11:41 PM (QzJWU)
May 31, 2018 11:37 PM (nBr1j)
++++++++
Wildfire is absolutely terrifying. I am pleased to see you used the past tense there. I assume the danger has passed for you on this one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:38 PM (UkTzC)
The fire was maybe 25 miles away.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: keena at May 31, 2018 11:41 PM (RiTnx)
We'll stick to Spain and the Empire.
Okay. Sicily and Parma too.
Posted by: Casa de Borbon at May 31, 2018 11:39 PM (0jtPF)
Most of the "French Quarter", including the first street paving, was built under the Spanish, not the French.
Posted by: Miklos, at the patio of Pat O's at May 31, 2018 11:41 PM (zCyNd)
Amazing how one moment you think you're safe and life is good, and the next moment it's OH FUCK I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
+++++++
A good distance. I hope it stays that way and they get it contained quickly if it isn't already!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:42 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Micheal Martin Murphey at May 31, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2018 11:43 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 11:44 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 31, 2018 11:44 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
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Even weirder, TBS has (in essence) endorsed the use of language that is disallowed here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 11:46 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:42 PM (UkTzC)
Rain in the forecast for southern Alberta tomorrow, and it has been cloudy here all day, with some spits of rain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 11:47 PM (WFV7d)
Drop me an email. Last week, I purchased an 8" bench grinder from an absolute tool maniac, who has all the Bridgeport mill and South Bend lathe goodies, as well as every woodworking tool known to man. (a two car garage and a six car garage, all swept clean and sanitary, with all the tools in Smithsonian condition.)
He has the patent on a device to shave the saddle under the neck, to VERY precise dimensions, to allow an under-neck pickup to be installed with PERFECT fit and zero tolerances.
I've got his card here, and will be happy to send you the info thereon.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2018 11:48 PM (QzJWU)
Many years ago, I was driving back out west and came into Ohio from West Virginia. I drove through a small city that was the most idyllic and picturesque small/midsize American town I have ever seen. I always intended to look into further because it was a real gem but I forgot the name of it in the hustle-and-bustle of the drive back. If I recall correctly, it was anchored by an insurance company or a finance firm of some kind.
Any chance you might know the town I'm talking about? I know this is the very definition of "vague" but perhaps your local expertise can help.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:48 PM (UkTzC)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 11:35 PM (nBr1j)
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Whoa.
It is not permissible to ask a lefty for specifics.
I don't think it's illegal (yet) but it is grossly offensive.
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at May 31, 2018 11:48 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 31, 2018 11:44 PM (rdl6o)
No. The arbiter of human decency is called Tanner Boyle.
Posted by: ONT Miklos at May 31, 2018 11:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 31, 2018 11:44 PM (rdl6o)
Right, the dude who made a fortune off a carnival freak show.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
So Dick's actually saw an increase in revenues in the first quarter?
Perhaps there is some sort of Buycott going on by gun-grabbers. Time will tell.
Here's the rub; Pro 2A people won't be swayed back to Dick's in this
lifetime, whereas buycotters will tire of not shopping for price.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 31, 2018 10:11 PM (z79tQ)
"Oh, you shop at Dicks?"
"Yes"
"Why did you support a traitor to the Constitution, jackoff?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 31, 2018 11:49 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:49 PM (6FqZa)
"Oh, you shop at Dicks?"
"Yes"
What were they shopping for?
There is a Hungarian phrase-"Shoes from the shoe store"
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 31, 2018 11:51 PM (zCyNd)
This was, like, a year and a half after his last hearing on that matter, with no actions taken since.
I saw him right then as just another #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 31, 2018 11:51 PM (wSC8T)
Gosh, I wish I could help, but that's on the exact opposite side of the state from me, and I really don't know that area at all well. The only city of note that I'm familiar with is Steubenville, birthplace of Dean Martin, but hardly bucolic.
Sorry!!
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 11:52 PM (vUcdz)
Boyle was skirting close to the "nevergiveup is a Nazi!! and CBD hates Jews!!!" tier of laughably tone-deaf ignorance.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2018 11:53 PM (7ThJ3)
How the dispatcher kept from lhao is truly a miracle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8jywTuyaw
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 31, 2018 11:54 PM (8xb3Q)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216094629814273
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216200234029057
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216288746463232
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216390953185280
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216486323318786
Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2018 11:55 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Miklos
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True. The architecture is much more Andalusian than French.
Posted by: Casa de Borbon at May 31, 2018 11:55 PM (0jtPF)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216603566706688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216724253564929
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216834211418112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216939186544640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002217042509025281
Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2018 11:56 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 31, 2018 11:57 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Casa de Borbon at May 31, 2018 11:55 PM (0jtPF)
Also, the French words for Cabildo and Pontalba are Cabildo and Pontalba.
Posted by: Miklos, from Carrolton/Riverbend at May 31, 2018 11:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 31, 2018 11:58 PM (VnmUa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 12:01 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:01 AM (PUmDY)
Spending just $20 a month on conservative books at Amazon makes Amazon conservative from my own limited position.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:01 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
+++++++
A good distance. I hope it stays that way and they get it contained quickly if it isn't already!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2018 11:42 PM (UkTzC)
the good news is that it's been raining all day.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 01, 2018 12:02 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
They're upgrading to guinea pigs.
Posted by: Miklos, from arch support at June 01, 2018 12:02 AM (zCyNd)
Spending just $20 a month on conservative books at Amazon makes Amazon conservative from my own limited position.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:01 AM (rnAwa)
You know, that's a good point.
So long as the company allows you to consume conservative or non-Leftist product.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2018 12:03 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 01, 2018 12:03 AM (6FqZa)
More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216603566706688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216724253564929
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216834211418112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002216939186544640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002217042509025281
Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2018 11:56 PM (eh0Va)
"Murica!!!"
God, I love it so..................
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2018 12:04 AM (UsCnO)
I wonder what your browser history would reveal. Hope you have someone that clears it if something were to happen.
Gingers. If I had a soul left, it would have been stolen. Came back for those posts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2018 12:04 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:04 AM (Ckg4U)
And bragging.
Like tonypete if he was with an 18-year old cheerleader. "Why am I telling you? I'm telling everyone!"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2018 12:05 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 01, 2018 12:03 AM (6FqZa)
Huh. I woulda thought Kristol would stick with the gerbils.
Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at June 01, 2018 12:05 AM (zCyNd)
If anyone is in touch with Insomniac, let him know folks are thinking of him and praying for him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2018 12:06 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 12:07 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)
2nd in the entire Horde for one ONT is nothing to hang your head over.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2018 12:05 AM (hyuyC)
So, did you hear about tonypete, the vegetarian Crossfit guy with the 18 year-old cheerleader?
Posted by: Miklos, just re-meme-ing at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM (zCyNd)
Yoko freeze dried meat pops are EXTREMELY popular in Japan - except Okinawa, for some reason, bless their Chinese heritage - and often outsell Yellow-fin Belly sashimi... make of that what you will...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Dick at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM (AyGZp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:04 AM (Ckg4U)
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Tell Chi and Miley wassup. : )
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM (8xb3Q)
I have it turned off in this machine, but I'm trying to recover some files in a friend's computer, and the screen has gone black twice, so far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM (WFV7d)
-Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM (hyuyC)
*HAH!* Thanks. I think nothing of it except a dose of humility.
G'Night, Brother!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:10 AM (PUmDY)
-Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM (8xb3Q)
Yes, ma'am. I will, indeed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos, from arch support at June 01, 2018 12:02 AM (zCyNd)
Their names are Zeus and Posidon.
So long as the company allows you to consume conservative or non-Leftist product.
That's exactly it. What does Glenn Reynolds say? "Get woke. Go broke." If you don't spend money, then you can't make that threat credible.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:14 AM (rnAwa)
He is showing clips of the Leftist press slamming Trump because he pardoned Dinesh De'Sousa (sp?) today. Smearing their crap all over the TV screen.
Ok I have to admit it, I immediately thought of which two ribs a shiv slides between to guarantee a bleed out in 30 seconds.
Should I be angry at myself? I'm not. Is that wrong?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2018 12:14 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at June 01, 2018 12:14 AM (wSC8T)
There is an abundant supply of latent humility on tap here.
Any know-it-all will find a finely plated serving of humility delivered within pixelseconds, perhaps even with recipes (actual recipes).
With a colorful garnish of ficus.
Posted by: Miklos, just de-meme-ing at June 01, 2018 12:15 AM (zCyNd)
The most exhausted man in the world.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:16 AM (rnAwa)
Did that make sense?
If it didn't I'll try again.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 01, 2018 12:17 AM (nBr1j)
And tell Insomniac his goddamn eyoreyore whining bullshit, his bag of dick sucking horseshit pathetic loser bullshite, and we are sick of his turdeating shite and wish he would accept help or piss off and die pity party self absorbed guess what some of us have it far worse you bag of dicks whiny feckless cunt... we ate turds FOR YOU eat me bitch...
Posted by: Truth Hurts at June 01, 2018 12:17 AM (Iynsv)
I call BS. Ain't much meat on Yoko.
Posted by: Miklos, regretting the visuals at June 01, 2018 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2018 12:18 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 01, 2018 12:19 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at June 01, 2018 12:19 AM (wSC8T)
So please don't.
(I am of course not saying I have always been blameless myself.)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 12:20 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:20 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at June 01, 2018 12:19 AM (wSC8T)
How old was Queen Esther when she was brought to King Artaxerxes? She was described as exceedingly beautiful but would we see her as beautiful today? I wonder about things like that.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 01, 2018 12:20 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Miklos, warming up the the tuba, boss at June 01, 2018 12:21 AM (zCyNd)
And tell Insomniac his goddamn eyoreyore whining bullshit, his bag
of dick sucking horseshit pathetic loser bullshite, and we are sick of
his turdeating shite and wish he would accept help or piss off and die
pity party self absorbed guess what some of us have it far worse you bag
of dicks whiny feckless cunt... we ate turds FOR YOU eat me bitch...
Posted by: Truth Hurts at June 01, 2018 12:17 AM (Iynsv)
Uh, you need to go down to the beach bonfire and stare at it for a while, dude.
Just stare, don't even blink................
Here, take this doobie, it's on me...............
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2018 12:22 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 01, 2018 12:19 AM (nBr1j)
Summer is best. This is typically August 2-4 each year.
Posted by: Miklos, fishing is good there at June 01, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:24 AM (PUmDY)
The Epistle of the Coprophages never did make it to the New Testament. Left a bad taste in peoples' mouths.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 12:25 AM (6FqZa)
LeftCoast Dawg , I'll just say that posting violent imagery here is like
submitting a lottery ticket wherein the "winnings" are an intimate
evening with Yoko... for all of us at the ONT.
So please don't.
(I am of course not saying I have always been blameless myself.)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 12:20 AM (6FqZa)
Yeah, you are correct, but these clowns get paid really good money to be stupid assholes. You can understand why I get pissed, right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 01, 2018 12:25 AM (UsCnO)
And in SW OH.
How may I be of assistance?
Posted by: ibguy at May 31, 2018 11:44 PM (vUcdz)
Columbus? Nice town?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 01, 2018 12:25 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:26 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Could be worse...
Posted by: Blue Screen of Death at June 01, 2018 12:28 AM (cp1if)
As with any large city, and especially a capital, there are good spots and not-so-good. Crank Conservative (who's been AWOL far too long, BTW) hails from there. And we have friends there, as well, who I'm sure could advise as to the good and the bad, neighborhood-wise.
This help at all?
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:28 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at June 01, 2018 12:28 AM (wSC8T)
How old was Queen Esther when she was brought to King Artaxerxes? She was described as exceedingly beautiful but would we see her as beautiful today? I wonder about things like that.
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Probably a bit plumper than our usual standards of beauty these days (a little bit of cushion means more fertile). And no tan. Tans are for peasants that have to spend all day outdoors.
On the other hand, there's reason to believe that some of our standards of beauty are based on inherited biological markers. So we'd probably still think she was attractive, albeit perhaps not to the same degree as Artaxerxes.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:29 AM (i1ynK)
screen off after it has been idle for X minutes. I see that, and my
first thought is, "oh shit, the SOB crashed again."
I have it turned off in this machine, but I'm trying to recover some
files in a friend's computer, and the screen has gone black twice, so
far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 12:08 AM
Go to "Power and sleep" in Settings and set the timeout to "Never"?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 12:29 AM (e9G8E)
This help at all?
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:28 AM (vUcdz)
Yeah. How about the area around it? Nice?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 01, 2018 12:30 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at June 01, 2018 12:30 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Blue Screen of Death at June 01, 2018 12:28 AM (cp1if)
Heh. True, dat. But the screen going black always makes me think something bad has happened.
All to save a few dozen watt-minutes of energy. Damned virtue-signaling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 12:31 AM (WFV7d)
Oh, absolutely. New Albany comes to mind, I'm sure there are others.
Email is at site in link, happy to query our friends there if you have specific questions.
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:32 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Miklos, fishing is good there at June 01, 2018 12:23 AM
Sooooo, basically like Upstate Newyorkistan, basically?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (e9G8E)
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It's a computer thing, not specifically a Windows thing. The Macs I work with on a daily basis have it, too. And to make matters worse, some idiot got the bright idea of requiring ADMIN PRIVILEDGES to change that setting on the Macs.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (i1ynK)
All to save a few dozen watt-minutes of energy. Damned virtue-signaling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 12:31 AM (WFV7d)
Actually, if you use the Official Obama Screen Saver, it only grows brighter.
Posted by: Miklos, who is not surprised at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 12:29 AM (e9G8E)
Yeah. I know how to do that, and have done it with every Windows computer I owned. This is somebody else's machine, and I am not going to mess with it, especially not with a file recovery program running.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:34 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Agreed they liked 'em curvy and not starved. That much has held true from the days of Ishtar / Inanna to the days of Jenna Jameson and Vanessa Blue.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 12:35 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (i1ynK)
Well, I can see the utility of such a thing on a laptop or other portable device powered by batteries. But a desktop has an unlimited supply of energy to draw from.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 12:36 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (e9G8E)
I was once on a winter season Caribbean cruise with a group from Rochester.
While we were on the boat, the roof of the place where two of them worked collapsed from the weight of the snow (nobody hurt).
I have never applied for a job in Rochester.
Posted by: Miklos, under the Palmetto palms at June 01, 2018 12:37 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:33 AM (i1ynK)
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Glad that I have admin privileges.
Wonder if there are those that equate admin privvies with white privvies....
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:37 AM (8xb3Q)
are pointed outward, with anti-tampering devices.
Punji pits, dug, set
and camo'd. Trip lines at various heights.
Toe poppers galore.
Don't know how I'll get out and get to work tomorrow, but I ought to make it through the nigh
Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2018 11:41 PM (QzJWU)
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*sigh*
Air Force types....
1. Claymores go at an angle to your perimeter, thus sweeping a larger area of any attacking force.
2. Fougasse.
3. you didn't set FPF lines or pre-register artillery concentrations for supporting fires or illumination missions. you are a No Go at this station.
Please recycle and try again.
(but, then again, it appears you died before you put the "t" at the end of "night".)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (ysYy6)
Posted by: Stephan Chu, US Sec. of Energy at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (FJXGr)
Well, I can see the utility of such a thing on a laptop or other portable device powered by batteries. But a desktop has an unlimited supply of energy to draw from.
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There also used to be concerns about screen burn-in. Fortunately, that's not so much a thing anymore.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (i1ynK)
A thought: back in the day, and especially CRT's, there was a real danger of screen burn. That is, the screen would basically burn itself to the point that whatever image/icons were on the desktop would become permanently embedded (?). Those days are long gone, but maybe just too easy to leave that functionality available, even if not really necessary?
Just a SWAG.
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:40 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Stephan Chu, US Sec. of Energy at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (FJXGr)
Our single-source grant application is on the way!
Posted by: Solyndra at June 01, 2018 12:40 AM (zCyNd)
just woke up and posted on the last thread thinking it was the ONT.
So, what's going on here tonight?
T
BTW Happy Belated Bday Slap, you old bastard!
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2018 12:40 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 10:10 PM (WFV7d)
Webley .455 revolvers, and any rifle with the words "Nitro Express" in the
Posted by: Fox2! at June 01, 2018 12:40 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 12:40 AM (ysYy6)
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:41 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:42 AM (vUcdz)
1. Claymores go at an angle to your perimeter, thus sweeping a larger area of any attacking force.
2. Fougasse.
3. you didn't set FPF lines or pre-register artillery concentrations for supporting fires or illumination missions. you are a No Go at this station.
Please recycle and try again.
(but, then again, it appears you died before you put the "t" at the end of "night".)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (ysYy6)
There's a continuous three ship of Buffs with mixed loads overhead. Don't need no stinking' artillery. And the MOAB provides its own illumination.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 01, 2018 12:43 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2018 12:44 AM (QPJx7)
I'm not sure he's the best have-you-no-decency spokesman.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 01, 2018 12:44 AM (H5knJ)
-Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2018 12:40 AM (yJ1e6)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Wonder if there are those that equate admin privvies with white privvies....
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left
There were some complaints a few years ago about IDE drives having Master and Slave designations.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2018 12:44 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:44 AM (rnAwa)
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Hmmm...
It snows in the Caribbean?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:45 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:45 AM (Ckg4U)
I'm not sure he's the best have-you-no-decency spokesman.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 01, 2018 12:44 AM (H5knJ)
He is. You couldn't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Eugene Ionescu at June 01, 2018 12:46 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2018 12:44 AM (IqV8l)
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Heh.
Was really bad in the 90s.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:46 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:46 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:45 AM (8xb3Q)
You never watched Miami Vice, did you?
Posted by: Miklos, "El Magyarito" at June 01, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)
1. Claymores go at an angle to your perimeter, thus sweeping a larger area of any attacking force.
2. Fougasse.
3. you didn't set FPF lines or pre-register artillery concentrations for supporting fires or illumination missions. you are a No Go at this station.
Please recycle and try again.
(but, then again, it appears you died before you put the "t" at the end of "night".)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (ysYy6)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:48 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:46 AM (PUmDY)
Was I the only one who kind of hoped at the time that something would go sideways?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2018 12:48 AM (QPJx7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
They are thinking about working in WEST Virginia this November too.
Hmmm.
Sure would be sweet to see Manchin bite the dust.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 12:49 AM (0jtPF)
Y2K?
There's a school of thought that basically says that *because* everyone freaked out about it and spent so much time and $$ remediating, it became a moot point (preventive "medicine" FTW).
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:49 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 12:25 AM (6FqZa)
Jesus wiped.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:26 AM (rnAwa)
This is the most clever verbal rejoinder ever made. You might as well shut down the ONT because none of you will be as clever as this silver-tongued man.
Posted by: totally not BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:50 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 12:51 AM (e9G8E)
Thanks, Beer!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Is that like the teenage boy reading Penthouse in Kentucky Fried Movie?
Posted by: Miklos, never so lucky at June 01, 2018 12:51 AM (zCyNd)
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Screen savers were specifically designed to combat screen burn-in, and had their hey-day long before plasma became wide spread. There was fear of burn-in even with the older monitors. Although if it ever happened, I didn't hear about it.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:52 AM (i1ynK)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:37 AM
I've got ampersand privilege! Does that count?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 12:52 AM (e9G8E)
Just a SWAG.
Posted by: ibguy at June 01, 2018 12:40 AM (vUcdz)
Yeah, I have personally seen CRT's with burned-in images. But, given the need for such a thing has passed, it's dumb to make the power-saver a default setting. Have it available, by all means, for those using portable devices.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 12:52 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2018 12:52 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:54 AM (PUmDY)
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It's also a security feature (automatic screen locking usually follows soon afterwards) for those too lazy to lock their computers when they step away from them while at work.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:54 AM (i1ynK)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 12:49 AM (0jtPF)
Another one gone
And another one gone
Another Dem bites the dust
Posted by: Miklos, lyrical archivist at June 01, 2018 12:54 AM (zCyNd)
-Posted by: Miklos, never so lucky at June 01, 2018 12:51 AM (zCyNd)
I've never seen it, but I'll take your word for it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 12:55 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (ysYy6)
No, but I *did* contract Buzzion to provide arty support, per your suggestion.
Y'know, he has an entirely different concept of what "Danger Close" coordinates are.
Oh, and given that Galveston is an Island, I'm also gonna hire Hank Johnson to coordinate troop distribution.
Gotta keep this place from capsizing, y'know?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:52 AM (i1ynK)
I seem to remember problems with screens that were used for terminals. I may be showing my age, but my freshman year of college, I remember the email terminal screens everywhere some of which had after images of the common characters (mostly the double lines at top and bottom of the screen- which you could still see when the screen scrolled as you logged in.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2018 12:56 AM (QPJx7)
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*checks calendar*
Yep, since I will hit the half-century mark in T-minus five months and twenty-five days, I think I can safely say:
See lawn? Off it.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:56 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 12:58 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 12:52 AM (e9G8E)
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&&&
nah....
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:58 AM (8xb3Q)
See lawn? Off it.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:56 AM (8xb3Q)
Kids these days.
Posted by: Miklos, Vic's uncle at June 01, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)
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But watching him try and decide whether he should sit or stand and applaud at the State of the Union provides considerable entertainment!
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:59 AM (i1ynK)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)
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Alex' raptors are that big?
Dude...
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:00 AM (8xb3Q)
mixed loads overhead. Don't need no stinking' artillery. And the MOAB
provides its own illumination.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 01, 2018 12:43 AM (brIR5)
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the idea is to try and *survive* the night, not get Arc Lighted into Fiddler's Green via microscopic pieces the first time some zoomie gets fat fingers.
BTW, when i said "at an angle" i meant "at a chord", set just deep enough that the blast and back blast areas just skirt the FLOT, at best. tying WP grenades to the front of the Claymores w/det cord or WD-1 is just an optional enhancement.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 01:00 AM (rtKGD)
-Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:56 AM (8xb3Q)
My lawn is bigger than yours. I'll pay you to mow it, Ms. S.A.W. ...lol
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 01:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Gotta keep this place from capsizing, y'know?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2018 12:55
You might hire Sheila Jackass-Lee too as an advisor. I hear she's a towering intellect.
Be well Jim.
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2018 01:01 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 01:02 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 12:59 AM (i1ynK)
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The ads write themselves with that clown!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 01:03 AM (0jtPF)
shut down the ONT because none of you will be as clever as this
silver-tongued man.
Eh, I thought it was pretty shitty.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 01, 2018 01:03 AM (vFKpB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 01:04 AM (WFV7d)
Morgan Freeman demanded an apology and retraction from CNN through his lawyer (and the article I read about it seemed to suggest that he's got a pretty good case for going after the "news" network). But it looks like CNN is refusing.
Get the popcorn ready. This could be fun.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 01:04 AM (i1ynK)
-Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 12:56 AM (8xb3Q)
My lawn is bigger than yours. I'll pay you to mow it, Ms. S.A.W. ...lol
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 01:01 AM (Ckg4U)
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I seriously doubt that...lol.
Then again, it's not so much a lawn as it is a rain forest, except with goats, horses, chickens, turkeys, dogs, and cats. And a guinea. And sheep soon.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:05 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2018 01:05 AM (0jtPF)
I just learned at FB, that Susan Rice's son, is a leader of the College Republicans at Stanford University.
Bet that makes for some great holiday get-togethers:
"Mom, how could you work for someone as corrupt as--"
"One more word and no inheritance for you!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:05 AM (eMKNe)
Per redc.... we need to find source of easily obtained WP. Doesn't need to be in grenade form, as it can simply be incorporated to the payload of the Claymore.
And if the payload of said Claymore is made into grape shot by the judicious application of lengths of piano wire, who am I to complain?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2018 01:06 AM (QzJWU)
ONT equivalent of a sitcom clips show
Sometimes those kinds of shows scream cheap & easy.
Occasionally, there'll be a clip show that is well done and effective.
This ONT is certainly on that high end of the scale.
Good one, WeirdDave.
•⁞•
So, Happy New Day and Happy New Month to those on the East Coast, and those on the Central Coast living on FakeTime, but still fifty minutes away by the Standard Time clock on the mantle. Well, Happy whatever whenever.
Catch me up. It's lately and I'm getting tiredy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - at long last at June 01, 2018 01:06 AM (uDclo)
Bet that makes for some great holiday get-togethers:
"Mom, how could you work for someone as corrupt as--"
"One more word and no inheritance for you!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:05 AM (eMKNe)
It's all Uniparty now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 01:07 AM (WFV7d)
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Details Behind Upcoming IG Report The FBI and DOJ Handling of Clinton Investigation Six Part Video Report The Last Refuge
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 01:07 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:08 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 01:08 AM (PUmDY)
lady friend at the time wanted to go out, i wanted to stay in, JIC.
should have gone out with her, and had a happier NYE/NYD.
oh well. who knew?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 01:08 AM (PzPE7)
Posted by: Fox2!
And did it have the lanyard so you can affix it to your spiffy, brass-buttoned uniform with pith helm?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2018 01:08 AM (zfrbv)
Then again, it's not so much a lawn as it is a rain forest, except with goats, horses, chickens, turkeys, dogs, and cats. And a guinea. And sheep soon.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:05 AM (8xb3Q)
WOP you doing with a guinea in yer yard, sis?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2018 01:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:05 AM (eMKNe)
So, who unmasked Susan Rice's kid?
Posted by: Miklos, suspicious at June 01, 2018 01:09 AM (zCyNd)
Hmmm. Couple possibilities spring right to mind. Neither presumes sincerity, but, you know, life today:
Rebelliousness: Doing it to annoy the folks
or
Somewhere between a RINO and an infiltrator.
Posted by: mindful webworker - suspicious miiiinds at June 01, 2018 01:10 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:10 AM (eMKNe)
Check the video near the top of the feed. It's the one with guys firing a big mortar -
https://www.facebook.com/Special-military-units-437341482980103/
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 01:10 AM (i1ynK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 01:11 AM (PUmDY)
Sweet home Alabama... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:12 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:05
WTF are you in IL? Not around Chicago I a assume. Sounds nice.
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2018 01:12 AM (yJ1e6)
What was this? Did CNN accidentally report something factual about one of the Protected Ones?
Posted by: mindful webworker - suspicious miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinds at June 01, 2018 01:12 AM (uDclo)
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Read an article about him a day or two ago. IIRC, he got his start when his Dad occasionally listened to Rush in the car... and the son decided that Rush's arguments made more sense than his Dad's.
Publicly, Mom says that she fully supports her son, and is glad that he's able to think for himself. It's pretty clear that quite a few progs over at Stanford don't like him.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 01:13 AM (i1ynK)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:05 AM (8xb3Q)
I'll offer 18 shillings for the guinea
Posted by: Miklos, in his counting house at June 01, 2018 01:14 AM (zCyNd)
Bet that makes for some great holiday get-togethers:
"Mom, how could you work for someone as corrupt as--"
"One more word and no inheritance for you!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:05
Now that is a hoot! Like Juan's sons both being Republicans. I wonder if they call him on the dumbazz stuff he says on the Five as the token leftist?
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2018 01:15 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 01:11 AM (PUmDY)
Tell me true
Posted by: Miklos, with a twang at June 01, 2018 01:15 AM (zCyNd)
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He did. He's the head of the College Republicans on the campus. He doesn't brag about who his parents are, or advertise his family. But he also doesn't keep it secret. And he's in a position in which it would be pretty hard to keep something like that secret even if he actively tried to.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 01:16 AM (i1ynK)
upon contact with water/moisture, it bursts into explosive, exothermic flame...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 01:16 AM (makEl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:17 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2018 01:12 AM (yJ1e6)
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Closer to the home of Popeye, heh. Southern IL.
And it's amazing...about five miles from the Mississippi.
haha Slap.
This guinea: https://www.motherearthnews.com/homesteading-and-livestock/raising-guinea-fowl-zmaz92aszshe
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:17 AM (8xb3Q)
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They reported that he'd run afoul of the #MeToo movement. But the article I read about it suggested that the reporter who'd written about him was all but making stuff up in an attempt to collect his scalp and make a name for herself as a reporter. Some of the people that she claimed had spoken against him denied doing any such thing, and stated that the reporter had blatantly twisted statements and recollections that they had provided.
Posted by: junior at June 01, 2018 01:18 AM (i1ynK)
Posted by: Miklos 24/7 at June 01, 2018 01:20 AM (zCyNd)
It's a lot like life
youtube.com/watch?v=IsvfofcIE1Q
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 01:22 AM (6FqZa)
"Now is the time that all good men and women come to the aid of our Country.
Hi, I am Irina Baroness von Behr, and I am running for Congress in Arizona’s 9th District.
You will see that I am not the typical candidate. I am not a career politician and I don’t come from a family of politicians. Nor am I a wealthy heiress or come from a wealthy family. I am an Army Brat and come from a middle-class family.
My job as a Congresswoman will be to uphold the Constitution and its Amendments. That is the job requirement, and I will fiercely defend our rights granted by the Constitution and its Amendments."
Posted by: Miklos, post Hapsburg at June 01, 2018 01:24 AM (zCyNd)
upon contact with water/moisture, it bursts into explosive, exothermic flame...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 01:16 AM (makEl)
That's a whole lotta Handle With Care in the preparation stages, and would be hard to scale to volume production in a clandestine setting.
But, I love it.
An easy enhancement. Unca Samz Claymores use spherical steel pellets as projectiles.
Me, I'd use deeply Liquid Nitrogen frozen steel plates, fractured after quenching. And fractured again, till the desired size of granularity is accomplished.
Those jagged, sharp edges would far surpass the spherical pellet in lethality, damage and overall mayhem.
Yeah, the gun grabbing demoncraps really have zero appreciation of the shitstorm they're creating, do they?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2018 01:25 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 01:26 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 01:26 AM (WFV7d)
Sooo, news reporting as usual. Clear as mud.
Posted by: mindful webworker - #NotMe at June 01, 2018 01:27 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 01, 2018 01:27 AM (IDhUW)
What was the craziest thing you've seen in a restaurant?
Mike Neville, Worked in a few, ran a small cafe with my wife.
Updated 11h ago
I worked in a 24 hrs steak house in Montreal for a while. I worked the night shift. We were right next door to a popular gay bar and across the street from a major hotel. We received customers from both those establishments. The hookers came from the hotel and the transvestites came from the club. These two groups didn't get along well.
One night one of the hookers was slipping the sugar packs from the table into her purse. One of the transvestites saw this and passed over the sugar bowl from her table. Along with a comment something like "I see you must have had a bad night dearie, I did much better let me help you out."
Next thing you know the air is full of flying high heels and purses. The ladies are all screaming, pulling hair and rolling in the aisles. Full scale gang war, trannies vs hookers.
Our manager, a recent arrival from India and a very reserved gentleman was stunned. He just leaned against the bar wide eyed, mouth agape, unable to react at all.
The bartender, an old salt who had seen it all, signaled to me and the other staff and we started sorting it all out. Hookers out the front, trannies out the back, they can settle it in the alley if they want to continue.
A normal late night in downtown Montreal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:27 AM (eMKNe)
Hope people enjoy the above, and have a great weekend everyone! Happy Friday!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:29 AM (eMKNe)
My father was a black man from the south side of Chicago, who served in a segregated military during WWII.
He met my mother while stationed in Europe.
My mother came from a family of Czechoslovakian Nobility.
Posted by: Miklos, post Hapsburg at June 01, 2018 01:29 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 01:29 AM (Ckg4U)
This is the most clever verbal rejoinder ever made. You might as well
shut down the ONT because none of you will be as clever as this
silver-tongued man.
Eh, I thought it was pretty shitty.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 01, 2018 01:03 AM (vFKpB)
I don't think that color is 'silver'....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2018 01:29 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Miklos, weekending like every week at June 01, 2018 01:31 AM (zCyNd)
The sole one thinks she's a chicken now, since she hangs out with them now.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:31 AM (8xb3Q)
Stupid comment, I'll post it anyway
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 01, 2018 01:31 AM (IDhUW)
Owls hoot in the distance. Very little breeze. Still warm out. Cats lolling randomly.
Lazy night.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whether reporter at June 01, 2018 01:32 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 01, 2018 01:33 AM (IDhUW)
So, who unmasked Susan Rice's kid?
Posted by: Miklos, suspicious at June 01, 2018 01:09 AM (zCyNd)
I heard about him Tuesday on Mark Levin's show.Said he had him on the show once. Mark was reading the article apparently.
But yeah, listened to Rush, found Levin, and would start to read things that they talked about (Federalist papers, Levin's books, etc., etc.). Basically is intellectually curious and became conservative.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2018 01:34 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 01:34 AM (6FqZa)
T
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2018 01:34 AM (yJ1e6)
He met my mother while stationed in Europe.
My mother came from a family of Czechoslovakian Nobility.
Posted by: Miklos, post Hapsburg at June 01, 2018 01:29 AM (zCyNd)
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My dad, also black, also hails from the southside of chitown. He served in 'Nam, though.
Ever heard of the Hansberrys?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:34 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: mindful webworker - somewhat seasick at June 01, 2018 01:35 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 01:34 AM (6FqZa)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:35 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 01, 2018 01:27 AM (eMKNe)
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Whoa.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:38 AM (8xb3Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 01:39 AM (PUmDY)
That's just for the record.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2018 01:40 AM (QzJWU)
Uncle Sugar uses ball bearings to get predictable patterns, something to be devoutly wished for if you are emplacing them as i was taught by folks who had used them for real, and said training not by the book. but by reality.
shit flying off at strange angles could be less than optimal.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 01:42 AM (makEl)
Sadness inducing night.
Mindful you're much better than this, but I'm in a different locate, so, maybe ok?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 01, 2018 01:42 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: junior
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The issue was the 'aging' of the phosphors of CRT's. This was the case for all CRT's, whether TV, oscilloscopes, whatever.
It only became a significant issue with CRT monitors for computers because of the likelihood of a fixed pattern being displayed repeatedly, and for an extended period of time.
So far as screen blanking goes these days, I believe that it is strictly a matter of power saving. The screen consumes probably 20%-30% of the power while the computer is idle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2018 01:43 AM (y3sT9)
...into the path of an on-coming car... The cock didn't make it...
For two gd week afterwards, the grieving widow literally bawled on the other side of the road all day into the night...
It was pitiful!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 01:47 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 01, 2018 01:34 AM (6FqZa)
Me too! Now I can claim diplomatic immunity...or something.
Rachel Dolezal, indicted for welfare fraud
Posted by: Miklos, weekending like every week at June 01, 2018 01:48 AM (zCyNd)
Hmmm.
Hard to gauge. I think my life is pretty seriously damaged by a generous helping of both.
♫♬
...Each choice invokes catastrophe!
Doesn't matter what I do!
On the left path lies disaster!
Disaster lies on the right path, too!...
♪♫
http://mindfulwebworks.com/best-of-spirits/murphy-slaw
Posted by: mindful webworker - whatev at June 01, 2018 01:48 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 01:50 AM (PUmDY)
The aluminum import tariff is in effect! Beware of aluminum smugglers crashing the Canadian border.
There have been reports of 18 wheelers disguised as giant beaver crossing the border.
If you see a beaver, no matter the size, contact your local Border Control agent.
Vigilance puts the V in Victory!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 01, 2018 01:50 AM (e1mEI)
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Posted by: Miklos, no lite beer, batman at June 01, 2018 01:51 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2018 01:52 AM (QPJx7)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 01, 2018 01:54 AM (e9G8E)
Sadness inducing night.
Mindful you're much better than this, but I'm in a different locate, so, maybe ok?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Heh-looks like no better or worse about it t'me. Just observing stupendous everyday reality.
*Miss my doggie. But I have got to the point where I can just enjoy folks walking their dogs. Or doggies happily lounging on the couch.
Posted by: mindful webworker - reality doesn't always bite at June 01, 2018 01:54 AM (uDclo)
If the dog insists on lounging on the couch in the dark, and begins to prefer madeleines to usual doggie treats...don't consider it time lost.
Posted by: Miklos, m'on cherche les neiges perdus at June 01, 2018 01:58 AM (zCyNd)
Heh. I remember the great advance in television technology when they figured out how, when the screen was shutting off, skew the electron gun so it didn't burn a spot in the center of the screen.
My good ol' Shack Model I (197
came with a converted b/w monitor. After innumerable hours of work, the sixteen lines of display were definitely burned into the screen.Posted by: mindful webworker - Ready at June 01, 2018 02:01 AM (uDclo)
missing grandparents, dog, marriage, lots of things I thought would last forever.
One thing I still enjoy is sleep
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 01, 2018 02:03 AM (IDhUW)
1. Claymores go at an angle to your perimeter, thus sweeping a larger area of any attacking force.
2. Fougasse.
3. you didn't set FPF lines or pre-register artillery concentrations for supporting fires or illumination missions. you are a No Go at this station.
Please recycle and try again.
(but, then again, it appears you died before you put the "t" at the end of "night".)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 12:38 AM (ysYy6)
4. All obstacles must be covered by observation AND fire.
Posted by: Jean at June 01, 2018 02:04 AM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Darrell at June 01, 2018 02:05 AM (oLhbH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 02:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 01, 2018 02:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 02:11 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Darrell at June 01, 2018 02:05
Ready to fight WWII again eh, wot?
Posted by: escaped oaf at June 01, 2018 02:12 AM (mTH+K)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
I have of late come to the realization that it's entirely possible for me to get by on only six hours of sleep a night, as long as I can grab six hours of nap during the day.
Posted by: mindful webworker - living on z time at June 01, 2018 02:12 AM (uDclo)
I envision this monstrous floating island, almost as big as Jolly Olde itself.
Then I imagine it manned by bloodthirsty Londonistan moohoomoodans.
A new age of sea and air piracy...
Sink her now before it's too late.
Posted by: mindful webworker - that escalated quickly at June 01, 2018 02:15 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
I have of late come to the realization that it's entirely possible for me to get by on only six hours of sleep a night, as long as I can grab six hours of nap during the day.
And can you get 6 hours of nap during the day? Maybe I could try it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 01, 2018 02:15 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 02:19 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Not on purpose.
Which comment?
And, whoa, talk about take me back. Had to search the name to remember what it was. Been so long.
Posted by: mindful webworker - one thing drives out another at June 01, 2018 02:19 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2018 02:30 AM (makEl)
Happy New Day and Month to all y'all m/l about now.
♥
Posted by: mindful webworker at June 01, 2018 02:34 AM (uDclo)
It's uncanny, how pop culture canards are plucking pop songs I envision decorating my story one by one . . . and I accept the challenge.
My creativity and characters will prevail. . . .
[qdp gets this]
Posted by: logprof at June 01, 2018 02:37 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 01, 2018 02:41 AM (PUmDY)
So, the owners of these stations are like: "Yeah, Rush brings me the money, but, he's the entertainment for the rubes. I'll do my civic duty and correct them with "objective news."
As I write this, ABC Radio News is on KTSE CROWING about Trey Gowdy's exoneration of the FBI regarding the Obama/Clinton spy op on Trump's campaign.
There's duplicity in the radio biz for money and then there's Trey Gowdy--the purest and most loathsome example of duplicity. I wonder how many people are in prison on shaky grounds thanks to this bastard.
Posted by: Dion at June 01, 2018 02:58 AM (joP9E)
Posted by: Miklos
That's not the cover story that sounds plausible.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2018 03:05 AM (zfrbv)
Okay... this makes me weep with joy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go7gn6dugu0
*OUT*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 01, 2018 03:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 03:09 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: logprof at June 01, 2018 03:22 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 03:09 AM (aC6Sd)
That's called 'a morning constitutional'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 01, 2018 03:24 AM (zRegE)
Posted by: Bear phone at June 01, 2018 03:30 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: escaped oaf at June 01, 2018 03:34 AM (mTH+K)
Posted by: Surfperch at June 01, 2018 03:44 AM (Arlb8)
Posted by: A worm at June 01, 2018 04:04 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 04:31 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 04:36 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 04:39 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 04:39 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 04:39 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 04:50 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 05:02 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2018 05:07 AM (cHbmY)
Expect the Narrative™ to get more convoluted as we near the midterm elections.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 01, 2018 05:08 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2018 05:09 AM (sdi6R)
You can show empirically Jews aren't the main drivers behind pr0n (Hef, Flynt, Guccione, etc. none are Jewish).
But the assertion that the inferior can never defeat something superior is obviously untrue.
i) Let's say ebola wipes out an entire village. Are those viruses really more complex, sophisticated, able to perform a wider range of functions, etc.?
ii) Or a thug pretends to be in distress and some compassionate granny helps him out and he assaults and robs her. He has leveraged her superiority against her. He wins because he is *inferior*.
iii) Or a leftist pulling hoaxes to gain sympathy, or browbeating compassionate people over the head with arguments like "support my bill, or else you don't care about the chilluns or the planet". Again using people's virtues against them.
iv) Or the seemingly inevitable victory of Islam over much of Europe and Canada.
/rant off
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 01, 2018 05:11 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 05:02 AM (aC6Sd)
A splash of white vinegar in the water helps with the peeling of the shell after boiling. The vinegar has no effect on the taste of the boiled eggs. A trick I learned from my Mom (and her deviled eggs) well over 40 years ago.
My technique is to put the eggs in cold water/vinegar, bring to a boil in a pot with a lid. Once at a boil turn off heat and let sit anywhere from 8 to 11 minutes, depending on how hard you want that yolk to be. Me? I push closer to 8 minutes than 11; I like runny boiled eggs.
Posted by: RickZ at June 01, 2018 05:13 AM (zRegE)
Except that according to the article she is descended from Zaida who converted to Catholicism and took the name of Isabella.
The queen descends from someone who left islam and forswear the so-called 'prophet', who was an apostate in other words, and a woman to boot.
The message here is for muslims to leave islam and convert to Christianity, in particular, to Catholicism. Can't believe they would be happy about that. Perhaps someone should spell it out to them.
Posted by: PhilD at June 01, 2018 05:21 AM (PfMt0)
Back at a job thats only 1/2 the miles I traveled to yesterday. To me what I do in a day hardly matters after doing this over 30 years, the only difference is how long to get there and get home.
Everyone have a great day, its Friday.
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2018 05:24 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 01, 2018 05:39 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2018 05:43 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: saf at June 01, 2018 05:46 AM (5IHGB)
The last batch I did, the water was a low boil. I didn't think it was important. They were impossible to peel. Threw them away in frustration.
Put the eggs in cold water, heat water to boiling (tablespoon of vinegar in the water), roiling boil for 8-9 minutes. Then dump into colander under cold water; water so cold it hurts your hands. The shells almost fall off when you get that cold water under the shell.
Then the eggs going into vinegar to pickle for three or four days if they last that long.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 01, 2018 05:53 AM (roQNm)
iTunes just served up Kid Rock.
Whoa! Kid Rock - American Bad Ass - what a way to start the day!
Crossbows mutha buster! Bring it! Witch!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 01, 2018 05:56 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 01, 2018 06:09 AM (roQNm)
Most days of the week I roll out of bed at 0500 (reluctantly), let the kennel dogs out, make coffee and have half an hour, if that, to work on my music before I start the day.
Fridays are my no-music day: no listening at home or in the car, no working on playlists, no shopping for things to stream. So, naturally, I'm wide awake at 4:30.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2018 06:11 AM (LsBY9)
WTF Jerry Springer? WTF?
Do these people listen to the words coming out of their mouths?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 06:16 AM (KpEyG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 01, 2018 06:21 AM (GNCPT)
Vinegar and ice water bath seems to do the trick.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 06:21 AM (KpEyG)
I usually, immediately after boiling, run eggs in colander under running water to take the temp down quickly to around fifty degrees, then into separate bowl filled with ice and water. Let sit maybe five minutes. Never a problem with getting shells off with this method.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 01, 2018 06:23 AM (LOgQ4)
Sally Fields?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 01, 2018 06:33 AM (+Tibp)
Plus, I can try out the new grass trimmer!
Posted by: Bruce at June 01, 2018 06:38 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:42 AM (+lOpA)
Plus, I can try out the new grass trimmer!
It's the little things that make life worth living
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2018 06:42 AM (L+pr4)
Posted by: Colin at June 01, 2018 06:43 AM (s3KlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2018 01:43 AM (y3sT9)
Unless you're on a Mac or Linux machine running XScreensaver hacks. Many of those use a yuuge amount of processing power. But, they entertain me so f- the greenie scolds.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 01, 2018 06:44 AM (NL6wI)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:44 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2018 06:45 AM (L+pr4)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:45 AM (+lOpA)
Here's what I was referring to. Some of them are pretty neat:
https://www.jwz.org/xscreensaver/screenshots/
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 01, 2018 06:47 AM (NL6wI)
It's the little things that make life worth living
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2018 06:42 AM (L+pr4)
I bought a new Black and Decker battery trimmer. Those new lithium battery's sure last. Still have figured out how the spool does its extending of the line, but it works. I bought 3 extra spools and am still on the original one after several weeks.
Posted by: Colin at June 01, 2018 06:48 AM (s3KlR)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 06:45 AM (+lOpA)
I think you're missing a "r" in that post.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2018 06:49 AM (n9EOP)
https://www.jwz.org/xscreensaver/screenshots/
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
Heh. There's one called 'Jigglypuff'
Triggly's sister
Posted by: Bruce at June 01, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW)
I have a Stihl, with the 2 stroke motor that uses mixed oil/gas. The spool loads easily and holds about 12 feet of 0.090 line. And it makes lots of noise.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2018 06:53 AM (L+pr4)
Posted by: Colin
I got the Ryobi. It auto feeds the line every time you turn it off, and advances it about a quarter inch. So you lose some of it you start and stop it a lot. We don't have that much to do, so I don't mind replacing the line maybe once a year.
Posted by: Bruce at June 01, 2018 06:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
I had a 2 stroke that developed some problems. However, it would cut thru a rock if you didn't keep it moving. To get it fixed would have been more then the battery one. We don't have a lot of trimming to do, and it's short grass anyway.
Posted by: Bruce at June 01, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Colin at June 01, 2018 06:48 AM
Not only do they last, they're getting more powerful every year. I recently bought a chain saw, pole trimmer, and leaf blower that run off the same 40 volt lithium battery. Went to Lowes recently and noticed they now sell a 60 volt battery.
I was surprised the chain saw really did a decent job, especially on some good hardwood. No more gas/oil mixtures or repeated pull starts for me. It's actually a little safer as the chain spins down to a stop much quicker then gas powered.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 01, 2018 06:58 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
I was wondering on how the power was. I might be investing in a few more when I see how this works
Posted by: Bruce at June 01, 2018 07:00 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Miklos, weekending like every week at June 01, 2018 01:48 AM (zCyNd)
The jokes just write themselves.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2018 07:01 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 07:03 AM (KpEyG)
I have a 4-cycle Honda line trimmer that works like a champ. I feed it unleaded gas and it stays happy. Takes 0.130 (IIRC) line and no auto feed, but it has a very simple rugged manual feed so it's not a problem!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 01, 2018 07:04 AM (n9EOP)
No doubt. 2 years ago, a carb overhaul kit, a spark plug and an air filter set me back $45. The throttle cable was another $35. But the opportunity to spend the afternoon in the garage with a scotch and cigar, listening to SRV was pretty compelling.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2018 07:05 AM (L+pr4)
Posted by: Darrell at June 01, 2018 02:05 AM (oLhbH)
No, she's about 65,000 tons. Our newest ones are about 100,000. That does mean she's the first real carrier they've built since the old Ark Royal, rather than a light carrier.
It's kind of sad, really. They invented the aircraft carrier, but in the 1930s fell behind not just us, but the Japanese too. It didn't help that the planes and pilots mostly belonged to the RAF, not the RN, until just before WWII.
Posted by: George LeS at June 01, 2018 08:30 AM (59GGI)
I have muted dozens of people on my friends list who went batshit crazy when PDT was elected; these people were quiet as mice during 8 years of Obama.
I unfriended one person, only because after the election she announced that anyone who voted for Trump is not her friend followed by a bunch of vile curses.
I unfriended her. And blocked her on Twitter. And Instagram.
She came crawling back about a year later. I guess she missed my witty posts.
Posted by: FROMNJ at June 01, 2018 09:05 AM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 01, 2018 10:54 AM (Fb9aZ)
Alt right label means of the right, not of the mainstream right. It means nothing about what they affirmatively believe.
It is as dumb as talking about the religious beliefs of non-hindus (with Hindus standing in for mainstream). They don't agree. On anything. It would encompass everything from Communist Atheists to Paki-Islamo terrorists to the pope and the as of yet uncontacted tribes of the amazon. Its just dumb to talk about the religious beliefs of the non-Hindus, or the political beliefs of the alt right. Especially since so many self described alt rights aren't even on the right at all in my humble opinion....there are ethnic socialists in the supposed alt right, and no proper definition of 'right' includes marxists who aren't sufficiently marxist for the commies who control our language.
The whole 'Nazis are on the right' is a function of the Stalinists and Stalinist sympathizers being ever so slightly further left than the radically left German National Socialist Workers Party. Socialists = NOT RIGHT
Posted by: Rather Not at June 01, 2018 10:58 AM (oPogG)
My youth was spent working bumping elbows and socializing with stoners.
yes, Marijuana makes you stupid and this is the best example I've seen.
I've read where the number of stoned drivers in accidents is fast over taking DUI with alcohol.
I believe it, one fellow I worked with framing houses managed to get stoned and run into a train at a crossing that was sitting parked on the tracks.
His excuse was, "What train?" and "OH THAT TRAIN, I didn't see it maaaan!"
The boy stoned at work somehow managed to shoot a 3 1/2 inch nail from a nail gun through his hand and nailed it to a rafter, then managed to plant one in his thigh putting in windbraces.
Dang if I didn't stay well outside is man killer arc LOL
Posted by: obsidian at June 01, 2018 02:03 PM (ARK2U)
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