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Stuttering Prick Ben Rhodes Just Can't Even With This Trump Victory Anymore
From John Sexton at Hot Air, this stuttering prick is a stuttering prick.
There were tons of stories about how Ben Rhodes and Barack Obama had a "mind meld." But of course they did. They're both stuttering pricks. They can finish each other's sentences, which is very important, because neither stuttering prick can finish his own.Sad Ben Rhodes Remix No. 2 pic.twitter.com/HsvLoP33U1
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@Carpedonktum) May 31, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at June 01, 2018 12:28 PM (46eF0)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 12:29 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 12:30 PM (bUjCl)
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"And then I thought..."
-Barry
"Um..."
-Rhodes
"Exactly."
-Barry
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 12:30 PM (Ayaq6)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2018 12:30 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (TvRUZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (r9UYA)
This is like a game, right? Let's see ...
Stuttering Prick Ben Rhodes Just Can't Even [Go On Living] With This Trump Victory Anymore
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (WUY4z)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (TvRUZ)
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (o2MD2)
Stuttering and CENTERED pricks
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (pNxlR)
In fairness, one of the pair is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (Hk5R1)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (jp6bq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (k1TUh)
These people are insane and believe their own lies.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (Kge8X)
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (46eF0)
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Immoral!
Posted by: David French at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (rBnYq)
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Thread by @_ImperatorRex_: "1. HEADS UP. BOMBSHELL TIME. IMO, Horowitz FBI/DOJ investigation has already issued 30+ indictments & at least 150+ criminal referrals.
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Willowed & Very Centered
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (jp6bq)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (o2MD2)
In fairness, one of the pair is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (QQ+il)
Meh, both of them
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: John Kasich at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (gmo/4)
Stuttering Prick Ben Rhodes Just Can't Even [Wipe His Own Bottom] With This Trump Victory Anymore
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (z/uHY)
Let that sink in.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (jp6bq)
His business cards say "Public Intellectual".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (WUY4z)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (xjiRE)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8lnft8r
Posted by: dagny at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (nRWPy)
Posted this Ben Rhodes thing the other day. Loved, loved, LOVED it!
Comedy gold Ace. Gold, I tell ya!
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Octopussy at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (LlKzg)
Help me Obi-Wan-JackStraw, you're my only hope...
Posted by: Taco Shack at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (C+qQ0)
Stuttering Prick Ben Rhodes Just Can't Even [Feed Himself Paste] With This Trump Victory Anymore
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (cvGKG)
Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Critic ... at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (AoK0a)
Oh, that video clip is easily explainable. He knows he can't say what he is thinking at the moment.
I had that happen to me once. Just home from the Army and was with the guys I knew in high school and suddenly saw their reaction to what I was saying, and then I heard what I sounded like.
I stuttered for two years after that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (cvGKG)
FBI/DOJ investigation has already issued 30+ indictments at least
150+ criminal referrals.
How many of the 180 are not janitors or clerks?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (z/uHY)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298333/
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (gmo/4)
Decided to put on Rush again.
LOL, he's been playing Obama clips saying, in his best street tone, "how's he gonna bring back them jobs?" "I'm not going to say his name" because I'm not going to give him free advertising, blah blah blah.
What is the magic wand? What is he going to do? As he mocked Trump.
1 1/2 years later, put the Dunce Hat on Obama. And go suck your blankie.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (jp6bq)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (242F/)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (y3aQB)
Stuttering Prick Ben Rhodes Just Can't Even [Emote in Flawless Austrian] With This Trump Victory Anymore
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (pNxlR)
Because the text is centered, you see.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (eY/ez)
Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2018 12:37 PM (NgKpN)
In other words, every man's reaction to the question, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2018 12:37 PM (k1TUh)
A frustrated San Diego DA race could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 01, 2018 12:37 PM (QQ+il)
================
"And then I thought..." -Barry
"Um..." -Rhodes
"Exactly." -Barry
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 12:30 PM (Ayaq6)
"Uh ...." -Rhodes
"Folks ... " -Barry
"Huh? ... " - Rhodes
"Hold on ..." - Barry
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:37 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (JtBPN)
with Roseanne ? or just reruns? new episodes ???? come one , details, details !
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 12:37 PM (bUjCl)
Yup, he's thinking something like, "....but we bussed all those voters across state lines to vote twice, we got Terry to give Virginia felons their voting rights back, absentee ballots from overseas were shredded, and....How is this possible?!?"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)
ace, to see this again makes my heart soar like a hawk
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (pNxlR)
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Now Of All the things you have posted, That is far beyond the Fucking stupidest you have posted
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (Hk5R1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (JtBPN)
Now for it to make a boatload of money for Fox ... that would be priceless.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Dude! Christmas is in July.
Everybody in retail knows that.
Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Critic ... at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (JtBPN)
with Roseanne ? or just reruns? new episodes ???? come one , details, details !
Posted by: runner
Supposedly the new show.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2018 12:39 PM (sZaoP)
A quote from my Vo-Tech teacher on the idiot twins that were in my class.
"The pair of them don't even make up a halfwit"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 01, 2018 12:39 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Guzalot at June 01, 2018 12:39 PM (DcDBT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2018 12:39 PM (r+sAi)
FBI/DOJ investigation has already issued 30+ indictments at least
150+ criminal referrals.
How many of the 180 are not janitors or clerks?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (r9UYA)
Dude, do you even make an effort to research what is going on or read what others are putting out there that the MSM, the conservative MSM, and large alt media refuses to report and do their actual jobs of investigative journalism? Or do you just act like a constant demoralizing force without any facts or perspective to offer as a rebuttal?
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 12:39 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2018 12:39 PM (0+nbW)
Obama to Ben: "Remember there are as many stars in the sky as there are grains of sand on the earth."
I wonder if they spooned after that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:36 PM (JtBPN)
Hope so, question is will her Lib writers and cast members who all attacked her grovel to come back?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (O2RFr)
Rush: Costco raising starting wages $1 an hour to $14.50 hour while others being raised 0.25 to 0.50 an hour.
I'm going to faint from all of the Winning.
Trump is showing how great America has been and can still be. Generations of kids who never understood it could be good for everyone. Generations of kids being introduced to capitalism and conservatism.
Wowza
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (r9UYA)
Did this make sense to you when you typed it?
Posted by: dagny at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (nRWPy)
Follow?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (QDnY+)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298303/
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (LiyEm)
No, you worthless prick, stay in and waste lots of money.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:41 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2018 12:41 PM (zRZaJ)
FBI/DOJ investigation has already issued 30+ indictments at least
150+ criminal referrals.
How many of the 180 are not janitors or clerks?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (r9UYA)
This is interesting... because under Federal Law, as we found out in the Russia hacker cases...
You only have 70 days to bring an indictment to trial, yet this seems to a LEAK, not an announcement of who has been arrested.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2018 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
'As well to count the Spermatozoon, dancing on my chin.'
- Shit Obama said, Vol I (2016)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 12:42 PM (jp6bq)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:38 PM (JtBPN)
if true, awesome news ! thx. I liked the show. never watched the old one, but the new, in-spite of some SJW tendencies (it's Roseanne after all), was good and funny and relatable to many folks, an not apologetic about conservative views. that's why it performed so well. If it is Fox it will continue the theme, unlike the other losers who wanted to cut down on political.
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 12:42 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 01, 2018 12:42 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2018 12:39 PM (sZaoP)
Wiped, like with a cloth.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 01, 2018 12:42 PM (XELll)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8lnft8r
Posted by: dagny at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (nRWPy)
this is awesome, thanks!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 12:42 PM (fceHP)
"We spent the day wrestling with the repercussions of one bad word, when we all should have spent the day incensed that as a nation we are wrenching children from their parents and treating people legally seeking asylum as criminals. If we are OK with that then really, who are we?"[i/]
Funny she can't flip that around and ask herself: why it was necessary to include that gratuitous swipe at Invanka when it was so much more important to tell people about these immigrants?
It's her fault - this distraction - because she couldn't resist personalizing it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:42 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (bUjCl)
Obama to Ben: "Remember there are as many stars in the sky as there are grains of sand on the earth."
I wonder if they spooned after that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Mind meld. Mind? OK, whatever they say.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)
Rush: Costco raising starting wages $1 an hour to $14.50 hour while others being raised 0.25 to 0.50 an hour.
I'm going to faint from all of the Winning.
Trump is showing how great America has been and can still be. Generations of kids who never understood it could be good for everyone. Generations of kids being introduced to capitalism and conservatism.
Wowza
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (fceHP)
Which is of course, why the GOPe announced they want to INCREASE foreign workers coming in...
Gotta keep those wages low.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Gill...not a real troll, just part time at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (yhf6w)
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Thread by @_ImperatorRex_: "1. HEADS UP. BOMBSHELL TIME. IMO, Horowitz FBI/DOJ investigation has already issued 30+ indictments & at least 150+ criminal referrals.
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Willowed & Very Centered
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (y3aQB)
I am still hopeful this is the case, but not holding my breath. Trump getting elected was a minor miracle, this would be the icing on the cake.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (O5Q3r)
94 Let's not forget this gem from Ben's new book:
Obama to Ben: "Remember there are as many stars in the sky as there are
I wonder if they spooned after that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (Y9uH4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (jp6bq)
Posted by: runner
Supposedly, Last Man Standing is also supposed to go to Fox and be brought back.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (3C9q2)
I wonder if they spooned after that?
OMG, Ben's book is one long, slow, loving BJ to Obama, isn't it?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
"We spent the day wrestling with the repercussions of one bad word, when we all should have spent the day incensed that as a nation we are wrenching children from their parents and treating people legally seeking asylum as criminals. If we are OK with that then really, who are we?"
We? Who's this "we," kemosabe? You're Canadian, and Canada has been talking a good game, but now is bitching that we (the US) have not been doing enough to stop illegal aliens from entering Canada. Asylum? Diversity? Pffft. Out they go, eh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (YuRun)
This one is verified... Hope Roseanne is too
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (O2RFr)
The very first words are IMO or In my opinion.
What he's offering up is pure speculation and conjecture.
If 30 plus indictments were handed out we certainly would know about it as everything in Washington leaks worse then Hope Solo.
And just from the practicality of it.
30 indictments means 30 defendants, means potentially 30 law firms, multitudes of other satellites involved.
So far nothing has leaked.
So, I'm calling BS.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (yhf6w)
Did Rhodes have to feign a coughing fit after that, or did he lovingly unzip Obama's fly and go to work?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at June 01, 2018 12:46 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (JtBPN)
ratings bonanza
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2018 12:46 PM (bUjCl)
Or at least have some snappy witty clever pivoting moves all mapped out in the likely event there are some big developments.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2018 12:46 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (O5Q3r)
Don't even think about it, fucker.
Posted by: The Chicken at June 01, 2018 12:46 PM (XELll)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2018 12:46 PM (zRZaJ)
This one is verified... Hope Roseanne is too
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (O2RFr)
It'd be funny if the SJW media acted as the minor leagues for Fox.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:46 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 12:47 PM (yE6NP)
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you certainly have a handle on BS every morning
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 12:47 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 12:47 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 12:47 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:47 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:47 PM (JtBPN)
Lying Bitch... We are not "wrenching" Children from their parents... We are separating Kids from strangers who used them to get here.. Oh and Ms. Bee... The majority of those "kids" are 14 and over...Some "kids" have been separated from a "parent" because said "parent" is a return arrestee...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:48 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 01, 2018 12:48 PM (RuIsu)
Thread by @_ImperatorRex_: "1. HEADS UP. BOMBSHELL TIME. IMO,
Horowitz
FBI/DOJ investigation has already issued 30+ indictments at least 150+ criminal referrals.
How many of the 180 are not janitors or clerks?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 12:35 PM (r9UYA)
I think Bruce Ohr and Peter Strzok are both janitors now.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 01, 2018 12:48 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 01, 2018 12:48 PM (nvMvs)
I'm reminded of the conspiracy theories going around after 9/11, about how the building was prepped to blow up with wiring and explosives and all of that. That the plane thing was the diversion, etc etc.
But never one single syllable given to the sheer enormity of that task. The many hundreds of people needed to make something like that happen.
In a very political atmosphere, having a bunch of indictments going out to people who live by the mantra "get ahead of the story" and not hearing one damn thing...yeah, I'm down with the BS call.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 01, 2018 12:48 PM (eytER)
"Are you saying he's Obama's cockholster? Because that crosses the line, homophobe!"
--- Steven Colbert
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:48 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at June 01, 2018 12:44 PM (O5Q3r)
Well done
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2018 12:48 PM (M+Lyo)
Da fuq you talking about? You hold dual citizenship and you didn't even bother picking up a US citizenship card until four years ago.
Shut your canuck mouth and get thee back to Toronto. Trump should revoke this cvnt's citizenship.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (r9UYA)
This one is verified... Hope Roseanne is too
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (O2RFr)
It'd be funny if the SJW media acted as the minor leagues for Fox.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:46 PM (YuRun)
WWE is moving one of their shows to FOX next year, as well.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (WDCYi)
Feminist Election Eve Shindig(tm) - where she had planned on "milking
the soft power dividend of the moment?
Well, uh, she does like other men sometimes...
Posted by: Cass Sunstein, Xer Audience at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:47 PM (o2MD2)
When Pelosi referred to MS-13 and sparks I initially thought she was advocating the electric chair, and I thought, "For once Pelosi says something I agree with."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: Michael the Texan
And then, it runs left.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
0wwwwww! That hurt!
Could you at least give us a two minute warning before slamming us against the wall like that?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (pNxlR)
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Especially since the next one will be hell-bent on revenge against half the country.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 01, 2018 12:51 PM (z/uHY)
Samantha Bee:
"We spent the day wrestling with the repercussions of one bad
word, when we all should have spent the day incensed that as a nation we
are wrenching children from their parents and treating people legally
seeking asylum as criminals. If we are OK with that then really, who are
we?"[i/]
Funny she can't flip that around and ask herself: why it was
necessary to include that gratuitous swipe at Invanka when it was so
much more important to tell people about these immigrants?
It's her fault - this distraction - because she couldn't resist personalizing it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:42 PM (W+vEI)
Ms. Bee
Are you a news show
A comedy show
An entertainment show
Decide what you are and then stick to the manual.
BTW Not ever discussed as far as I am aware, is that insult comedy only works when you insult EVERYONE, ala Don Rickles. When you only insult the people you hate, then its not comedy. Is there anyone on the left that understands that?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 12:51 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (q177U)
Pence/Haley 2024
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2018 12:51 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
Yes, and it deserves the kind of review only Ace can give it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
As the great Dale Earnhardt Sr. said:
"Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat that candy ass."
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at June 01, 2018 12:51 PM (FMgad)
It's almost as bad as sending more black kids to my kids school!
Posted by: Samantha Bee at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (q177U)
Considering that we're 18 Months in and STILL ZERO DEMONCRATS HAVE BEEN ARRESTED...
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (WDCYi)
milking the soft power dividend of the moment
Sounds like a job for Bob Dole's little blue wonder pills ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (pNxlR)
The second one, the remix, was cool. "I warned you to campaign in Michigan."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (G+x7t)
Come to think of it, that may also be a source of the NeverTrumper's rage.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 12:49 PM (q177U)
Pence/Haley 2024
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Haley/Barron Trump 2032
Barron Trump 2040
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:53 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:53 PM (o2MD2)
But Martin Shortt said history will show that those who voted for Trump will be shown to be worse than McCarthey and will be ashamed of what they did... Funny, another Canadian telling us what to think... The only McCarthy like actions I see are on the left... hounding out anyone deemed Conservative and denying free speech to said people...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:53 PM (O2RFr)
https://pjmedia.com/trending/desperate-times-call-for-desperate-measures-part-1/
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 12:53 PM (q177U)
Star In:
"Stuttering Cluster Fucks of Miserable Failure 3: The Trumpening"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 01, 2018 12:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2018 12:54 PM (q177U)
Would be wonderful
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (1Qa55)
Aside from calling Ivanka a c*nt, Bee also suggested that Ivanka wear something low cut to persuade Trump, implying an incestuous dynamic.
This is a typical anti-Semitic stereotype of Jewish women: that they are immoral sexual temptresses. A slander frequently invoked by Nazis.
Samantha Bee obviously hates Jews, just like the Nazis.
Why does TBS have a show featuring a Nazi?
TBS' new slogan: Hate is very funny.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
I'm getting about tired of Canadians opening their mouths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
And he was just so venomously contemptuous. Even of the people on his own side. He essentially (and mostly accurately) described the media as ignorant lickspittles who he could make dance like puppets on his strings. And he did that in the NYT.
Now, THAT is arrogance.
Seeing him in this condition makes me... turgid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2018 12:56 PM (AzW6q)
..... But nothing will ever happen./sarc
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 12:56 PM (gt2pY)
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Especially since the next one will be hell-bent on revenge against half the country.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 01, 2018 12:51 PM (z/uHY)
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The 2020 candidate most certainly will.
But if and when the Democrats lose in 2020, with rage infused insanity mainlining their messaging for 4+ years, it might be enough to reset something within the party.
If they lose to Trump not once with the deeply flawed Clinton (who was forced onto them by the DNC), and then again with whoever they chose without the taint of Clinton, it has to inflict enough pain to get them to reset their expectations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 12:56 PM (9MUff)
This one is verified... Hope Roseanne is too
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (O2RFr)
It'd be funny if the SJW media acted as the minor leagues for Fox.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity
*
*
A good time to watch Fox. LMS actually dared to utter criticisms of Obama's policies, albeit as jokes. And I've heard that Roseanne's new series was at least mildly conservative in some attitudes. God, I need an antidote to Modern Family!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 01, 2018 12:56 PM (G+x7t)
As I've said before, if indictments materialize I will eat my shoe, but I don't think I'll be eating my shoe.
Look at the vast number of people and entities that have to be investigated, indicted and prosecuted.
We are talking abut high officials in the Obama Administration, FBI, CIA, DOJ, State, etc.
Perhaps 2 dozen or more bad actors in this coup D'etat.
Is that going to happen?
Is the political class in Washington prepared to deal with the ramrifications?
Will true justice be delivered?
I believe the answer to those questions is no.
I pray to god I am wrong
Because if am right then it will have cemented a two tier justice and spoils system that benefits Democrats and Deep State operatives.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 01, 2018 12:56 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 12:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Jmel at June 01, 2018 12:57 PM (GBoQM)
>>Yes, and it deserves the kind of review only Ace can give it.
Holden Caulfield Does DC!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
milking the soft power dividend of the moment
Sounds like a job for Bob Dole's little blue wonder pills ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (pNxlR)
More like a room full of Powers and her friends scissoring deep into the night.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 12:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (WDCYi)
That's a ignorant dishonest statement. Big fish funding the Obama's and Clintons have been charged and arrested.
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 12:58 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 01, 2018 12:58 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (WDCYi)
That's a ignorant dishonest statement. Big fish funding the Obama's and Clintons have been charged and arrested.
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 12:58 PM (gt2pY)
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I'm just surprised that the gay camps haven't opened yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 12:59 PM (9MUff)
Posted by: Kapt Kristol in his motorized canoe at June 01, 2018 12:59 PM (yhf6w)
Look at the vast number of people and entities that have to be investigated, indicted and prosecuted.
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The fastest way to rid the rot is just to unseal all of the evidence and let the market digest it. Trump can do this with the stroke of pin. He doesn't even have to use a phone to do it.
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 12:59 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
What pisses me off is their tendency sometimes to identify as quasi-Americans (in the political, not the geographic sense) so they can pronounce on American politics, and other times to be so very particular about distancing themselves from Americans as though we're the worst scum on earth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:59 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 01:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 01:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (hMwEB)
As in, "That thread sure looks dead!"?
Posted by: Caliban at June 01, 2018 01:00 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: The Sad Trombone at June 01, 2018 01:00 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
I wish they would start to open their wallets. Got one Canadian client that owes me 6 months of fees. I love the smell of a mechanics lien in the morning.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2018 01:00 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:59 PM (YuRun)
Well, that's true of Leftists in general, not just Leftist Canadians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 01:01 PM (WFV7d)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298303/
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 12:34 PM (LiyEm)
interesting
I love when the left's money is burned in hell. Like all of the money Soros laundered into Hillary's campaign. And, hey, into Obama's because Trump is now rolling it all back. The only thing left to tip it fully in Trump's favor is one or two more Supreme Court Justices to mirror the ones Obama appointed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:01 PM (fceHP)
Statement from the President Regarding Renegotiation of the North American Free Trade Agreement
May 31, 2018
The United States has been taken advantage of for many decades on trade. Those days are over. Earlier today, this message was conveyed to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada: The United State will agree to a fair deal, or there will be no deal at all.
Posted by: chinese rock at June 01, 2018 01:01 PM (v6UKb)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
What pisses me off is their tendency sometimes to identify as quasi-Americans (in the political, not the geographic sense) so they can pronounce on American politics, and other times to be so very particular about distancing themselves from Americans as though we're the worst scum on earth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 12:59 PM (YuRun)
Canadians, Brits, and Mexicans...
For some reason they all feel free to come HERE and tell us what we should be doing...
Maybe, as Jordan Peterson postulated, they need to clean up their own room first?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2018 01:01 PM (NgKpN)
Canadians = Fake Americans!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 01:00 PM (hMwEB)
Cousin Olivers
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:01 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 01:00 PM (ptqGC)
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Since Democrats aren't calling for this guy's head over the comparison, I assume that they don't mind the tactic in general.
Next up, cherry picking quotes between Democratic politicians and terrorists and putting them up side by side and putting them up in ads.
Dems won't howl with rage, since they now indicate that the tactic itself is fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:02 PM (9MUff)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Kind of redundant, don't you think?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2018 01:02 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 01:01 PM (WFV7d)
That's also true. I say, pick one, or the other, but don't wobble between the two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 01:03 PM (YuRun)
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)
YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A TRADE WAR!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A TRADE WAR! TRADE WAR!
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)
...... But nothing is going to ever happen and has yet to happen. /sarc
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 01:03 PM (gt2pY)
https://tinyurl.com/yajh4b5y
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2018 01:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (gmo/4)
Why not give him even better odds?
Here's a glock with a much higher capacity than a revolver, but still, just one bullet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2018 01:04 PM (z79tQ)
Propotionate responses are for Bee-tchez!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 01:04 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Wiley Coyote at June 01, 2018 01:04 PM (ATVNj)
And yet Mueller has found "no evidence of collusion" (his words). If there is no evidence and was no evidence, the FISC applications report Horowitz is working on, scheduled for release later this summer I believe, is going to be a doozy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at June 01, 2018 01:04 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Wiley Coyote at June 01, 2018 01:04 PM (ATVNj)
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He's a real wordsmith.
It's a surprise that novelist career never took off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:05 PM (9MUff)
For some reason they all feel free to come HERE and tell us what we should be doing...
Maybe, as Jordan Peterson postulated, they need to clean up their own room first?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2018 01:01 PM (NgKpN)
My very favorite was the German who, in dumping on Trump, said "Americans have a history of choosing bad leaders."
Breathtakingly unaware, he was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 01:05 PM (YuRun)
I'm just surprised that the gay camps haven't opened yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
We're more into crusing
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 01, 2018 01:05 PM (10vO4)
Funny, another Canadian telling us what to think.
I'm getting about tired of Canadians opening their mouths.
Posted by: rickb223
You should avoid south Florida during the winter months.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:06 PM (r9UYA)
Saw it in a CTH post a few weeks back: past presidents have handed off the negotiation of trade agreements to the Chamber of Commerce instead of doing the negotiations themselves.
Which explains why these trade agreements are good for American businesses, yet bad for American workers.
Trump is not doing that. He's having his hand-picked people negotiate, and they have different goals. #Winning
(This also explains why so many DC swamp people are criticizing Trump trade negotiations - they're used to having these tailored to please their big donors)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:06 PM (W+vEI)
Oh and dropped by AutoTrader? Who was your audience -- Joe Dirt?
Posted by: Regular joe at June 01, 2018 01:06 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (7UW64)
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Or Yuma, AZ. Damned Canucks sit in their Winnebago's in the middle of a desert and think they are living it up. Strange and weird.
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (2LelM)
What I don't need to hear is a Leftist. Not from here, there, or anywhere, ever again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)
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He acts like a poorly programmed robot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:08 PM (9MUff)
I'd never seen that Ben Rhodes video before, and it's amazing. Is there anyone on the right who would have been that dumbfounded for either a Hillary or Trump win? We live in reality, and have to reconcile the leftist crap the media/education/entertainment system feeds us with what we observe around us. Coastal leftists ONLY perceive from within the leftwing echo chamber, so when evil Mr. Reality finally breaks through, they're left babbling like clubbed baby seals.
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 01, 2018 01:08 PM (3MG/9)
What he acts like is a pathetic flaming pussy who deserves to be kicked to death and buried in an outhouse.
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 01:08 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2018 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Just trying to get the ground rules.
Posted by: Redenzo at June 01, 2018 01:09 PM (14qvS)
What he acts like is a pathetic flaming pussy who deserves to be kicked to death and buried in an outhouse.
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 01:08 PM (o2MD2)
He acts like someone whose brother should be guessing which urn he's in and hoping he picked the right one.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 01:09 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 12:52 PM (WDCYi)
That's a ignorant dishonest statement. Big fish funding the Obama's and Clintons have been charged and arrested.
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 12:58 PM (gt2pY)
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I'm just surprised that the gay camps haven't opened yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 12:59 PM (9MUff)
Dude, Provincetown's been around for hundreds of years.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 01, 2018 01:09 PM (RD7QR)
These people are insane and believe their own lies.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (Kge8X)
Yeah it's bullshit on so many levels. I doubt he even said that.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:09 PM (7uYFy)
What in the hell does that even look like?
The price of hockey pucks doubles?
Embargo on goofy red knit caps?
Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, k.d. lang, Justin Bieber, Anne Murray, Nelli Furtado, Drake and Avril Levine swear to never perform in the United States again?
1. Puh.
2. Lease.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2018 01:10 PM (ATVNj)
Breathtakingly unaware, he was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Dude, srsly? Just stfu. (Not you Jay)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:10 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Acting like he mortgaged the house to bet on a losing horse.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 01:10 PM (hMwEB)
May 31, 2018
The United States has been taken advantage of for many decades on trade. Those days are over. Earlier today, this message was conveyed to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada: The United State will agree to a fair deal, or there will be no deal at all.
Posted by: chinese rock
Hey, just wait'll the Northern tiger tangles with your President, eh?
Posted by: Walter from Bonavista bay, Newfoundland at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (OOUHd)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:31 PM (o2MD2)"
That is a good one, spot - on !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (GNCPT)
Posted by: Ben "Forty Miles of Bad" Rhodes at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (FhXTo)
desert and think they are living it up. Strange and weird.
Where they all fly their goofy Maple Leaf flags. Would you ever think about flying the American flag in another country? It galls me to no end.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (FhXTo)
Breathtakingly unaware, he was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Dude, srsly? Just stfu. (Not you Jay)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:10 PM (JtBPN)
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I know.
William Henry Harrison just up and died on us from a weakling sickness.
Not like strongman Adolf Hitler who had the strength to put a bullet in his own head when he decided that he'd done enough for his country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (9MUff)
What I don't need to hear is a Leftist. Not from here, there, or anywhere, ever again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (AzW6q)
Even then though why aren't they back home advocating for change in Canada? In many ways, the Canucks are more fucked than we are.
Oh, that's right...they'll be arrested there and charged with crimes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (4ErVI)
____________________________________________
Bwahahahahaaahhaaaaahhaaaaaaa!!!!
Posted by: President Eisenhower, who defeated Nazi Germany as a warmup to his campaign. at June 01, 2018 01:12 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2018 01:12 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Gumby
If we aren't freezing to death, we are.
Posted by: Walter from Bonavista bay, Newfoundland at June 01, 2018 01:12 PM (OOUHd)
We have been trying to work with them, you idiot, but they won't cooperate. One of China's biggest unfair trading practices is they have been using Canada to launder many of their products into the U.S. through NAFTA of which they are not suppose to be a part (crooked Canada has made them a defacto part of Canada - not honest).
Other than drug cartel money laundering, does anyone have more info the actual "products" this guy is talking about? Is this true?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (fceHP)
Ben's degree is in fiction writing.
He bragged about getting his Iran Deal spin (read: lies) published by stupid, young journalists.
I think it's safe to say that what is in his book is an idealized version of events. Massaged, even. Or something the writers of West Wind might script - made up out of whole cloth, unicorn farts, and his enduring love for TFG.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (OLCnA)
Isn't that from a Led Zeppelin song?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 01, 2018 01:11 PM (GNCPT)
Yeah, but not encouraging. War is coming I fear.
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)
Exactly. It's a novel.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (0ogQG)
Blow me.
Posted by: zombie Pres. Abraham Lincoln at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (OOUHd)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: ro-man at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (RuIsu)
They talked their way into jobs that they performed horribly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (DK0L4)
Is it just me or does he act more like someone who thinks they are about to go to jail than someone who is sad for America?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)
He had big plans for his next 8 to 16 years. Now he just some outta work shit, scraping around DC for crumbs.
Wahhhhhh
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)
Exactly. It's a novel.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (7uYFy)
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How many good novels are written as idealized reality?
I'm guessing this one won't be good.
Still, a wonder why this guy didn't make it as a novelist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (9MUff)
Blow me.
Posted by: zombie Pres. Abraham Lincoln at June 01, 2018 01:14 PM (OOUHd)
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He certainly wasn't talking about me.
Posted by: Woodrow Wilson, before walking into a screening of Birth of a Nation at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (9MUff)
Completely agree.
I hate LEFTY foreigners who come to the US and lecture us on how we should do things.
Go home, and take your dual citizenship (if applicable) with you.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2018 12:43 PM (O7MnT)
Cockapalooza 1992
Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (7n4KQ)
_____________________________________________
How does my ass taste, Fritz?
Different from the first time?
Posted by: Harry S. Truman at June 01, 2018 01:16 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2018 01:12 PM (FhXTo)
Hah. Nice touch.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 01:16 PM (+lOpA)
Yeah. But if we have to do it again this century, we're keeping their land.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:16 PM (JtBPN)
Thank you!
Posted by: Sanofi's crack PR team at June 01, 2018 01:16 PM (YYAiK)
Posted by: f.d at June 01, 2018 01:17 PM (Tnijr)
Another thing Ben Rhodes and BHO have in common, besides their appreciation for fine, aged penis sipping: both are con artists.
They talked their way into jobs that they performed horribly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (xJa6I)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They performed just as they were expected, unfortunately the real world has a way of always creeping up.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 01, 2018 01:17 PM (ymnmz)
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That quote reminded me of something and I've finally remembered what it was -
Back in 8th grade, a female friend was reading a bodice-ripper romance novel. The description used for the female character performing oral sex on a male lover at the moment of climax was something like, "...exploding in a flurry of shining, tossing stars."
Of course, she passed it around to all us pervy 14-year-olds to laugh at.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2018 01:17 PM (vg8iE)
Yeah, perfect way of putting it. Like he bet everything on drawing into a straight flush and lost. This reaction isn't someone who wanted so badly for the right person to win, its someone who put it all on the line to get a win and failed. And now the mooks from the casino are coming for his marker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 01:17 PM (o2MD2)
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Inside every Canadian is an American trying to get out.
Posted by: Ben at June 01, 2018 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (DK0L4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)
Damned Canucks sit in their Winnebago's in the middle of a desert and think they are living it up. Strange and weird.
Posted by: Gumby
When I was a kid that was living it up. We use to go the desert for the weekend to watch motocross.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (10vO4)
He's a 40-something man with a wife, kid, and (had) one of the most inside-DC jobs and still liked to imagine himself as Holden Caulfield.
That's why.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (gt2pY)
And yet none of them are members of the Obama administration or ANY FedGov employees at all going to jail.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (WDCYi)
When I was a kid that was living it up. We use to go the desert for the weekend to watch motocross.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (10vO4)
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It was bat country....
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (9MUff)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Which of course made all the centering jokes fail. Y'all look like
Half a Christmas tree almost worked, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wha diddeye miss much? at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (uDclo)
Is it just me or does he act more like someone who thinks they are about to go to jail than someone who is sad for America?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:07 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Hillary! at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (3MG/9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (DK0L4)
Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (klXR1)
He's a 40-something man with a wife, kid, and (had) one of the most inside-DC jobs and still liked to imagine himself as Holden Caulfield.
That's why.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
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Seems like he also has surprisingly little talent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (9MUff)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (+lOpA)
That's why. Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
That's about as on-point as I've seen all day.
Posted by: Zod at June 01, 2018 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2018 01:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: LGoPs
Who? Sambee?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:20 PM (JtBPN)
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The kid's not his.
Posted by: Ben's Wife at June 01, 2018 01:20 PM (vg8iE)
282 Would you ever think about flying the American flag in another country?
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Yeah. I love going all Suribachi on them with my flag.
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (nS9If)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (fceHP)
I understand as this. Things made in Mexico and Canada can be imported here duty free. Mexico and Canada have trade agreements with China, the EU, and other countries to import parts from those countries which are then assembled in factories in Mexico and Canada owned by the foreign countries. The practice effectively bypasses having to have any sort of trade agreement with the US.
Regards the company I referenced above who owes me money, on one project they showed me a single part that costs $141 CN to manufacture there, but they can have the same part made in China for $7, including delivery to Canada. The part in question ended up in a project in Pennsylvania. Just enough assembly in Canada to get into this country.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 01:19 PM (fA1SL)
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Go big, or go home:
https://tinyurl.com/ycfmp8uj
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (AzW6q)
Blow me.
Posted by: zombie Pres. Abraham Lincoln
I see Abe more as, "Your lips divided caressing my rail-splitting cock."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (e8kgV)
Sounds like a plan...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM
It's not a lie if you believe it, Jerry.
Posted by: George Constanza at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (hMwEB)
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Willowing.
It's a thing.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (6kzAH)
Tentacles. Elvis. Pixellated pron. Manga. infantilization-chic.
For my money, the Japanese have the Germans beat, all day.
Posted by: Zod at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Anyone watch the series finale of The Americans?
Was anyone else underwhelmed?
Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (Enq6K)
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They've been gelded. Think this is true of all Viking people in Europe.
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 01:23 PM (y3aQB)
Of course we can sell a $75,000 dollar VW!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:23 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2018 01:23 PM (oVJmc)
"Let us not mince words. Desperate times call for desperate measures failing which the writing is lividly on the wall. There is no compromising with an enemy for whom compromise is not in its arsenal. The lure of reconciliation is a mirage in the cultural desert. Gradually healing what is irremediably broken is pure wish-fulfilment. In short, however the task is definitively undertaken, the Swamp must be drained and the Deep State deep-sixed if the licit State is to survive."
*in a Bert-Lahr-as-the Lion voice*
Ain't it the truth ! Ain't it the truth !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 01, 2018 01:23 PM (GNCPT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (fA1SL)
Sooooo???
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (o2MD2)
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The kid's not his.
Posted by: Ben's Wife at June 01, 2018 01:20 PM
You have nothing to explain, my dear. The people, they have the eyes.
Posted by: Paolo at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (3MG/9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 01:22 PM (fA1SL)
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And that's why they pay you the big bucks, Palp. Thinking three steps ahead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (PFy0L)
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Meaning the hospice nurse has informed the family that the patient is actively dying.
This stuff, I know about.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (vg8iE)
Tentacles. Elvis. Pixellated pron. Manga. infantilization-chic.
For my money, the Japanese have the Germans beat, all day.
Posted by: Zod
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But exactly ZERO mosques so that's gotta be worth something...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (9B/d8)
And here this morning on the front page of the Arizona Repugnant, "Meghan McCain returning to Arizona" to be with her family.
Good news for the nation.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (fWGRj)
Exactly.
Free speech is all but dead in Canada, so many cower in fear or reprisal. Their human rights commission or whatever it is called is nasty and fascist. If you don't speak exactly like the far left sheep, they will destroy you. Ring a bell?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Bubba Ho-tep at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (7LY+6)
Also annex Mexico and appoint Duterte as Governor -General.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (hMwEB)
Yeah that's spectacularly unselfaware. I'm sure the Germans have a word for someone who accuses others of being what they are excessively. Shwarzbahngluberfangang or something.
I mean. Unless he thinks Keizer Wilhelm, Adolph Hitler, and Otto Bismark were all great guys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 01:23 PM (y3aQB)
End: Nigh.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (RD7QR)
Right?
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (fWGRj)
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By creating such an unpleasant business environment that a business friendly president could turn the nation's economic outlook around the second he was elected.
Obama's so generous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (1vZ43)
about flying the American flag in another country? It galls me to no
end.
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Nobody recognizes the old 'neutral' Swiss flag anymore. Maple Leaf now works just as well -- wealthy, comfortable, but NOT US.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (MIKMs)
Celebrate diversity!
Posted by: Sanofi's crack PR team at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (YYAiK)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2018 01:17 PM
Sounds accurate to me.
Posted by: Peter North at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (r9UYA)
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From what I've been reading in comments sections, Arizonans don't think Ducey will be stupid enough to appoint Cindy to his seat.
Any opinion from the Horde's sand people on this?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (AzW6q)
Good news for the nation.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (r9UYA)
Eh, she seems okay. It's her family for God's sake. It's what she was born with. She seems to be doing an okay job speaking for some younger folks. Let her do her thing.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (fceHP)
Papa McCain must be on his last 10 year old boy soul transfusion
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Yep. Black unemployment at record lows. Obama, why did you hate black people having jobs?
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (oiNtH)
And here this morning on the front page of the Arizona Repugnant, "Meghan McCain returning to Arizona" to be with her family.
They're being trained by the Henson Company in puppetry so they can 'Weekend At Bernie's' the corpse for a few more terms.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (oVJmc)
I'm guessing this one won't be good.
Still, a wonder why this guy didn't make it as a novelist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (9MUff)
Well, if this one is a best seller, it's only because there are lots and lots of Obamacolytes. Not because it's good.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (rdl6o)
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Meaning the hospice nurse has informed the family that the patient is actively dying.
This stuff, I know about.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Last night midnight was the point of no return.
Now his seat is bestowed on his rightful heir, Cindy McCain.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (JtBPN)
When I was a kid that was living it up. We use to go the desert for the weekend to watch motocross.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (10vO4)
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You are a Californian? Am I Right? The Canucks just park their Winnebago's next to one another, hang out in massive desert parking lot and then go foraging for the best priced lunch options in Yuma. They come back to their Winnebago's and sit in folding chairs drinking Canadian Whiskey. That's what they do. Its like Darwin's waiting room on wheels.
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (2LelM)
I'm guessing this one won't be good.
Still, a wonder why this guy didn't make it as a novelist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:15 PM (9MUff)
Well, if this one is a best seller, it's only because there are lots and lots of Obamacolytes. Not because it's good.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (7uYFy)
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Avatar is the biggest movie ever, and it ain't good.
I understand the disconnect between money making and quality of art very well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (1vZ43)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (39g3+)
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It won't be long now. They are slow-rolling the announcement.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (7uYFy)
Last night midnight was the point of no return.
Now his seat is bestowed on his rightful heir, Cindy McCain.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (JtBPN)
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Just as the Founders intended...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (1vZ43)
>>Still, a wonder why this guy didn't make it as a novelist.
He's a 40-something man with a wife, kid, and (had) one of the most
inside-DC jobs and still liked to imagine himself as Holden Caulfield.
That's why.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
Who the frig imagines themselves to be Holden Caulfield. That F-er was malformed and in a nervest hospital bin at the of the book.
Did anyone ask Rhodes if he finished the book?
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: ro-man at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (+lOpA)
Did anyone ask Rhodes if he finished the book?
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (ymnmz)
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Who read Catcher in the Rye and said, "This guy is awesome!"
I hated him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (1vZ43)
350
Last night midnight was the point of no return.
Now his seat is bestowed on his rightful heir, Cindy McCain.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:27 PM (JtBPN)
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Just as the Founders intended...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (1vZ43)
Wait, is this the House of Lords?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (ymnmz)
I think you misspelled Gauleiter.
Posted by: Zod at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Right up there w/Merkel, Konrad, and Kurt whateverwashisname...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (7LY+6)
born with. She seems to be doing an okay job speaking for some younger
folks. Let her do her thing.
I meant it was a good thing for our nation that Maverick is in his death throws.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (r9UYA)
Roseanne Barr
Liberals are like Christmas lights - They all hang together,half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't very bright.
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (y3aQB)
Just as the Founders intended...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2018 01:28 PM (1vZ43)
Wait, is this the House of Lords?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (ymnmz)
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It is now, bitches.
Posted by: 17th Amendment and its Unintended Consequences at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (1vZ43)
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Meaning the hospice nurse has informed the family that the patient is actively dying.
This stuff, I know about.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
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Yep. He will be gone in two, maybe three days. Then the wailing and gnashing of teeth and rendering of garments will begin on every Network News Show. I hope the girls on the View can get through this with some decorum.
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (2LelM)
Nooooooooo! The most fortuitous failure the colonial military ever had was Benedict Arnold failing to capture Quebec. We do not want, I repeat, DO NOT WANT their overweight middle aged men in Speedo's.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM (oiNtH)
Seriously, Ozero, like all leftists want blacks unemployed and utterly dependent on government handouts. It keeps them on the plantation where their votes can be controlled. They seriously do hate black people having jobs. They are viewed as a resource to power, nothing more.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2018 01:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Two words: Real. Bacon.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2018 01:31 PM (9chmE)
Regards the company I referenced above who owes me money, on one project they showed me a single part that costs $141 CN to manufacture there, but they can have the same part made in China for $7, including delivery to Canada. The part in question ended up in a project in Pennsylvania. Just enough assembly in Canada to get into this country.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2018 01:21 PM (kUmUV)
Thanks. This is ugly.
I saw a comment of Russel Metals, but hadn't found a true story about that one yet.
The old story at the WSJ about their international money laundering is astounding. It was back in 2015 when it was reported there, so a bit old.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:31 PM (fceHP)
And that includes, you, Ace ! Eloquent as ever ! Thanks !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 01, 2018 01:31 PM (GNCPT)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 01:31 PM (+lOpA)
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Just as the Founders intended...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Wait, is this the House of Lords?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Baroness McCain? Why yes, yes it is.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 01:31 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (YYAiK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (o2MD2)
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PLANTATIONS are to COTTON as GHETTOS are to VOTES.
Posted by: SAT Verbal Test at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (AzW6q)
I mean. Unless he thinks Keizer Wilhelm, Adolph Hitler, and Otto Bismark were all great guys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)
They did named battleships after two of those guys.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (7LY+6)
Papa McCain must be on his last 10 year old boy soul transfusion
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM
Bring me gelflings! I need to suck their essence!
Posted by: Skeksi McCain at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (3MG/9)
>>Thread by @_ImperatorRex_: "1. HEADS UP. BOMBSHELL TIME. IMO, Horowitz
FBI/DOJ investigation has already issued 30+ indictments at least
150+ criminal referrals.
He says later that this number is *his estimate*. Pure speculation.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (8iiMU)
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Nooooooooo! The most fortuitous failure the colonial military ever
had was Benedict Arnold failing to capture Quebec. We do not want, I
repeat, DO NOT WANT their overweight middle aged men in Speedo's.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (kUmUV)
Most of western Canada would probably welcome being annexed.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 01, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)
Fuck off eh?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:33 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2018 01:33 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2018 01:34 PM (KP5rU)
born with. She seems to be doing an okay job speaking for some younger
folks. Let her do her thing.
I meant it was a good thing for our nation that Maverick is in his death throws.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (r9UYA)
Ah, okay
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:34 PM (fceHP)
You mean, he'll be sufficiently defrosted to be brought to the City Morgue in 2 maybe 3 days.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 01:34 PM (jp6bq)
Was going to have a nice peaceful day then the shit it the fan.
Finally some down time.
Fuck the left
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2018 01:34 PM (TI+41)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)
What he's offering up is pure speculation and conjecture.
If 30 plus indictments were handed out we certainly would know about it as everything in Washington leaks worse then Hope Solo.
And just from the practicality of it.
30 indictments means 30 defendants, means potentially 30 law firms, multitudes of other satellites involved.
So far nothing has leaked.
So, I'm calling BS.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 01, 2018 12:45 PM (UfMVm)
You're probably right. But remember--only info that's "bad" for Trump get's leaked.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2018 01:34 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)
Breathtakingly unaware, he was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 01:05 PM (YuRun)
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Trump should demand all German cars have a Swastika badge on the hood.
It would only be fitting...
Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (MuTTO)
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All true, but he's also a Neanderthal as well.
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (2LelM)
"As a matter of fact, that was the make of that uncomfortable gold watch I had to hide in 'Nam for your dad, yes"
--Captain Koons
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (+lOpA)
Just don't then.
I don't know if he is a religious man but he will never rest in peace. He just won't let go.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)
Papa McCain must be on his last 10 year old boy soul transfusion
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:26 PM
Bring me gelflings! I need to suck their essence!
Posted by: Skeksi McCain at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (3MG/9)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (xJa6I)
I'm getting about tired of Canadians opening their mouths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
That cuts like a knife.
Posted by: Bryan Adams at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: John McCain at June 01, 2018 01:36 PM (jp6bq)
228 My very favorite was the German who, in dumping on Trump, said "Americans have a history of choosing bad leaders."
Breathtakingly unaware, he was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 01, 2018 01:05 PM (YuRun)
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Trump should demand all German cars have a Swastika badge on the hood.
It would only be fitting...
Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (MuTTO)
Spinner hub caps
Posted by: President Richard Punch at June 01, 2018 01:36 PM (ymnmz)
It would only be fitting...
Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (MuTTO)
Heh, and a rising sun on Japanese cars too!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2018 01:36 PM (o2MD2)
This morning Handel had a fawning telephone interview with Jake Clapper. The pathological liar Clapper got in all the standard talking points and lied his ass off about intentions of the "intelligence community," Russian hacking, Trump's instability and illegitimacy, etc. Handel accepted all of it uncritically and even expanded on it.
Then there was an oleaginous IT "expert" on talking about the FBI's warning to reboot routers, since f couse the Russian hacking collective behind the router malware had a track record of hacking the DNC and John Podesta.
I still listen to John and Ken in the afternoon. They have their own limitations, but nothing like this. The Handel show was clearly part of an op. What a corrupt little shitweasel.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2018 01:36 PM (8LKJx)
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Is this true?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (ty7RM)
The U.S. Army Research Laboratory has released footage of a new "third arm" prototype for troops that shows the usefulness of exoskeletons on the battlefield.
https://bit.ly/2J5LaDy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Gumby at June 01, 2018 01:30 PM (2LelM)
By that I assume you mean keep all their clothes on.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Zod at June 01, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
A Jewish Gauleiter would just be silly.
Besides, Canadians are Royalists, so they'd be more comfortable with a Viceroy.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (pw+jk)
I'm getting about tired of Canadians opening their mouths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
That cuts like a knife.
Posted by: Bryan Adams at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (QLvwG)
It's only castles burning.
Posted by: Neil Young, neanderthal at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bryan Adams at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (QLvwG)
But it feels so right.
Posted by: Brion Adams at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (8iiMU)
This is an aspect of the internet I'll never understand. Everyone misspells things. Especially with autocorrect and tiny keyboards. I do it fairly often. So does everyone else. What, exactly, is the point of correcting someone's spelling, sometimes minutes or hours later, in a post?
What confuses me even more is people who correct their own spelling *spelling like its some sort of penance or they're afraid someone might notice they made a mistake.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)
They own a lot of second homes in AZ. Stay in the US just until they have to go back without losing their "free health care."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:25 PM
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They did named battleships after two of those guys.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM
And Soze after the other one.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2018 01:38 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)
All that time in the Arizonan heat should have him well prepared where he's going next.
I hear it's rather hot there.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 01:38 PM (WDCYi)
How, exactly, would his reaction be any different if he had lost a child?
Posted by: m at June 01, 2018 01:38 PM (0bRDi)
The U.S. Army Research Laboratory has released footage of a new "third arm" prototype for troops that shows the usefulness of exoskeletons on the battlefield.
https://bit.ly/2J5LaDy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Heh heh heh heh he said third arm.
(Now to read the story.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 01, 2018 01:38 PM (RD7QR)
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All true, but he's also a Neanderthal as well.
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But he has a heart of gold!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (39g3+)
This is the Horde. We have standards.
Ones that, admittedly, I typically do not qualify to.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (WDCYi)
How, exactly, would his reaction be any different if he had lost a child?
Comet Pizza would just bring him a new one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (oVJmc)
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Sara Carter Sara Carter OHHH Shit
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (y3aQB)
about the FBI's warning to reboot routers, since f couse the Russian
hacking collective behind the router malware had a track record of
hacking the DNC and John Podesta.
I still listen to John and Ken in the afternoon. They have their own
limitations, but nothing like this. The Handel show was clearly part of
an op. What a corrupt little shitweasel.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2018 01:36 PM (8LKJx)
Are you suggesting that the FBI telling you to reboot your personal router is an op?
How does that op work?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (ymnmz)
I'm getting about tired of Canadians opening their mouths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
That cuts like a knife.
Posted by: Bryan Adams at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (QLvwG)
It's only castles burning.
Posted by: Neil Young, neanderthal at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (RD7QR)
It's All Coming Back to Me Now
Posted by: Celine Dion at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 01, 2018 01:18 PM (WDCYi)
And yet you state this as a fact despite people connected to Obama and Clinton being charged and arrested and others being investigated.
Just stop. Do some leg work and get your own hands dirty on your own to make a informed decision on the blog presenting facts about how nobody is getting investigated or has been atrested instead of projecting your feelings of demoralzation.
Team Trump can't throw 10's of 1000's of Deep State criminals into camps without due process and a sounds investigation because the public will call him Hitler just like the MSM and NeverTrump MSM have been doing since he was elected (operation mockingbird- been in effect since the 50's)
Also please explain the 33k sealed indictments, the USA vs. Anthony Weiner with a sealed indictment unsealed showing exhibit A being the seized laptop from 9/26/16 by NYPD, ongoing investigations into both Clinton and Obama associates, and why does Valerie Jarrett have to live with Obama? (Could it be that the only way she can communicate is via people coming to that house to talk face to face because Team Trump has ALL comms in their control and monitored via the NSA?)
And please explain to me if you are so sure nothing will happen, why did Admeral Rodgers, who was head of Obama NSA, flip the day after Trump was elected and paid Trump a visit? Why did Trump get Obama in 2011 to release his birth certificate online on the white house website, which the Cold Case Posse proved was a forged document with 9 layers of Photoshop and other shady shit about Obama yet to be released? Did you know Sherriff Arpaio help lead that Cold Case Posse and has always been close to Trump and a Trump reporter?
I'll await your reasoned and logical fact based response on how you are 100% sure nothing will happen, while I'm not saying 100% that it will, I'm saying we are at least moving in that direction as pointed out above.
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (gt2pY)
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Bryan Adams at June 01, 2018 01:40 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2018 01:32 PM (9chmE)
That was my recollection from when I lived in Alaska. Since then I've been bordering on the French part, and we do not want it. Granted there is some nice farm land between the border and the Saint Lawrence, but not worth the cost.
Off topic story, but when one of my kids was younger he and a friend hiked the Long trail (length of the state, Massachusetts to Canada). When they got to the Canadian border they dropped trou and urinated into Canada. Raised right - makes me proud as a Dad.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2018 01:40 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2018 01:40 PM (J7XgW)
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All true, but he's also a Neanderthal as well.
And the most annoyingly shitty singing voice as well. Except for Bob Dyllon. Maybe.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 01, 2018 01:40 PM (ty7RM)
I'm getting about tired of Canadians opening their mouths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2018 12:55 PM (JtBPN)
That cuts like a knife.
Posted by: Bryan Adams at June 01, 2018 01:35 PM (QLvwG)
It's only castles burning.
Posted by: Neil Young, neanderthal at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (RD7QR)
It's All Coming Back to Me Now
Posted by: Celine Dion at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (fceHP)
Denny Crain!!
Posted by: Denny 'Madcow' Crain at June 01, 2018 01:41 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: m at June 01, 2018 01:41 PM (0bRDi)
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Sara Carter Sara Carter OHHH Shit
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (y3aQB)
423 Then there wa
Just another data point that nothing will happen with 100% certainty. /s
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 01:41 PM (gt2pY)
406 Hillz was just ahead of her time.
The U.S. Army Research Laboratory has released footage of a new
"third arm" prototype for troops that shows the usefulness of
exoskeletons on the battlefield.
https://bit.ly/2J5LaDy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 01, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Heh heh heh heh he said third arm.
(Now to read the story.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 01, 2018 01:38 PM (RD7QR)
Hey don't laugh till you try it. And don't reboot even if the FBI tells you. It cycles through all the hand positions; including kung fu grip.
oy vey.
Posted by: Dr Howard Wollowitz at June 01, 2018 01:42 PM (ymnmz)
criminals into camps without due process and a sounds investigation
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM
Please, please, PLEASE do not repeat this. We need every $3 'chip-in' we can get.
By the way, could chip in $3 or more to help prevent millions of people just like yourself from being shipped to TrumpCamp?
Posted by: DNC at June 01, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Ben's Wife at June 01, 2018 01:20 PM
You have nothing to explain, my dear. The people, they have the eyes.
Posted by: Paolo at June 01, 2018 01:24 PM (3MG/9)
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Some threads are very dangerous while one eats...
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 01, 2018 01:42 PM (6kzAH)
We need to get PM Trudeau to come visit us in America so we can dress
him up like Stormy Daniels and teach him our traditional pole dance.
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2018 01:40 PM (J7XgW)
Tell him to dress like John Wayne and then give him a Woody outfit.
Posted by: Dr Howard Wollowitz at June 01, 2018 01:43 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:43 PM (ymnmz)
PANDORA'S BOX: Trump/Russia May Expose Extent of "Five Eyes" Allied Spying | Sara A. Carter
All the Deep States working together to make one BIG Deep State.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2018 01:44 PM (oVJmc)
That's what I've been saying. Can you imagine the conversations that have been going on behind the scenes at the highest levels of government between the Trump administration and our, ahem, allies?
I think Trump would kind of like to fix things while punishing the guilty instead of blowing up relationships that do provide great value.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2018 01:44 PM (/tuJf)
It takes a Canadian wage-slave *two hours* to shit, shower, shave, and dress Canadian.
Quod erat demonstrandum.
Posted by: Zod at June 01, 2018 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)
How does that op work?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM (ymnmz)
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The op is simultaneous release of the same news with the same spin in multiple sources. The falsehood that a Russian hacking collective was to blame for leaks from the DNC and Podesta was tacked on to news about router malware that might or might not be a real thing.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2018 01:49 PM (8LKJx)
Posted by: Pickles at June 01, 2018 01:39 PM
Hold Zod's beer.
Posted by: Zod at June 01, 2018 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)
Other than drug cartel money laundering, does anyone have more info the actual "products" this guy is talking about? Is this true?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2018 01:13 PM (fceHP)
Steel and aluminum; made in China, "handled" in Canada, a maple leaf stuck on it, and exported to the USA. By Canadian companies, undoubtedly with major shareholders in the USA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2018 01:50 PM (WFV7d)
In fairness, one of the pair is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (QQ+il)
This is true.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2018 01:50 PM (0bRDi)
Let that sink in.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2018 12:32 PM (jp6bq)
hahahaha
This all feels so much like catnip. The horde is on a frolic.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2018 01:51 PM (0bRDi)
I'm getting about tired of Canadians opening their mouths.
Posted by: rickb223
Tell that hoser to take off, eh!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2018 01:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: maddogg at June 01, 2018 12:33 PM (o2MD2)
Ha! We gotta archive these.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2018 01:53 PM (0bRDi)
79 "Remember Ben, there are as many stars in the sky as there are grains of sand on earth."
*inhales*
And, like, every atom in your fingernail is like a miniature solar system.
*exhales*
Posted by: BHO at May 31, 2018 06:40 PM (sdi6R)
One of my favorite posts evah.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2018 02:07 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 01, 2018 12:50 PM (hMwEB)
I've never done that.
; )
Posted by: m at June 01, 2018 02:19 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: ro-man at June 01, 2018 02:23 PM (RuIsu)
OK, looks like a willowed thread.
If she doesn't come back soon, I expect we'll need to start explaining that term...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 01, 2018 02:33 PM (4DCSq)
All the Deep States working together to make one BIG Deep State.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2018 01:44 PM (oVJmc)
That right there, is the appeal of globalism for the powerful & eLites. It's what tech is pushing too, if you watch all their policy changes and social engineering...across the world. That is what they are pushing and moving towards. If you put all the pieces together it is the game plan. I don't know whether to call it direct collusion, but it is definitely indirect collusion.
Posted by: professor disarray, gg channel at June 01, 2018 02:36 PM (exkr6)
Thank God Obama's policies finally kicked in.
Posted by: West at June 01, 2018 03:22 PM (Wnc4S)
and an autopilot...
"kaiser", btw.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 01, 2018 01:33 PM (7LY+6)
And a roll.
Posted by: West at June 01, 2018 03:27 PM (Wnc4S)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2018 06:00 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Rose at June 01, 2018 06:58 PM (qHeFI)
"All right then."
Posted by: Darwin Akbar at June 01, 2018 09:48 PM (/HPTN)
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