Jim "Money Shot" Acosta: I Am Deeply Upset That the President Is Wasting His Time Meeting With Celebrities

Am I dreaming?

Did we not just end eight years of Celebrity Presidency? Did Obama not have a celebrity confab every other week?

.@acosta going off just now on @KimKardashian being at the White House: "She shouldn't be here talking about prison reform." pic.twitter.com/5i1ZsXl3jh
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) May 30, 2018

RedSteeze has just some of the many, many pictures and selfies of Obama meeting with Very Important Celebrities.

Maybe Acosta is just jealous that another camera-horny bimbo with blowjob lips is getting attention.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:31 PM

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1 From the AoS front page:

"McCabe Reportedly Drafted Memo on Comey Firing."

"How an Eric Holder Memo from 2012 Will Guide Mueller Through the Midterms."

This, is addition to multiple previous news cycles concerning "memos."

What is it with the sudden supremacy of memos? What makes a "memo" more powerful and significant than a mere "note to oneself" or a shopping list?

Why do "memos" now possess such immense political power? From whence do they gain their legal significance?

Because it seems to me that we now live in a memocracy.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:22 PM (c+2jX)

2
I used to bemoan the rise of the Kardashian phenomenon, vis a vis, being famous for being famous.

I actually think she has more to offer from an intellectual perspective than Acosta, et al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:24 PM (VM6ev)

3 Hi again Zombie! Is there an echo in here?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:24 PM (md3fh)

4 Wow top ten!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 31, 2018 02:24 PM (r+VKJ)

5 Acosta is just jealous

Is a huge ass vs. has a huge ass.

Posted by: DaveA at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (FhXTo)

6 Its simple really... once you understand the Progressive mind set...

Liberal / Progressive Celebrities are Political Thought Leaders...

While Conservative Celebrities are Nazis...

and its OK to meet with Political thought leaders... but not Nazis...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (NgKpN)

7 I wrote that comment simply to promote the new word "memocracy," which I want Ace to adopt.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (c+2jX)

8 I read that as "meme-ocracy" which also fits.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (1/3Ez)

9 I guess "interesting Italians" counts as important Presidential use of time?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (TN1P5)

10

Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (VM6ev)

11 Acosta has blow job lips?

Posted by: Kanye at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

12 If only PDT could show some class and give an interview to a woman in a bathtub full of cereal and milk.

How I miss the Obama years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

13 There is no chance Acosta isn't seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (y7DUB)

14 "John Kasich calls on Trump to condemn Roseanne's tweets"

Go away John

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

15 O/T Samatha Cunt Bee just "apologized".

Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (9221z)

16 I haven't seen Ruth since that unfortunate canoe accident when I lost my vast collection of assault rifles, cannons, mortar shells and flammenwurfers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (md3fh)

17 Acosta is just jealous

Is a huge ass vs. has a huge ass.
Posted by: DaveA

Baby get back vs. baby got back.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (KpEyG)

18 Um, yeah. I don't remember Trump buzzing lower Manhattan in AF-1 to impress his celeb friends.

And I don't think he had rappers taking selfies in the Situation Room either.

But I could be wrong...

Posted by: IrishEi at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (HiDrR)

19 Damn, could have been top 10 but I read the OTHER content first...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (8D42x)

20 WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OUR CHILDREN??!?!?!?!!

Posted by: Meryl Streep, Alar Expert & Bitch at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (vg8iE)

21 Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (VM6ev)
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For real?

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (lwiT4)

22 3 Hi again Zombie! Is there an echo in here?
Posted by: Ruthless

Nah -- I hit "post" on the previous thread at the exact moment I noticed a new thread appearing. So I continued the conversation here lickety-split

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (c+2jX)

23 >
Maybe Acosta is just jealous that another camera-horny bimbo with blowjob lips is getting attention.

Posted by Ace of Spades

This is why I come to this place.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (sjdRT)

24 15 O/T Samatha Cunt Bee just "apologized".
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (9221z)

But.... using the Roseanne standard...

That is not enough... she must be cast out...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (NgKpN)

25 @trscoop 20m

New Secret Service agent doesn't recognize CNN's Jim Acosta, blocks him from entering White House [VIDEO] https://wp.me/pqwpd-Ozz

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (zfrbv)

26 I don't oppose Kim Kardashian being in the White House on the basis of celebrity. I oppose her being there on the basis of retarded, lowlife uselessness.

I am surprised that her ass could make it through the doors.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (WUY4z)

27 10

Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (VM6ev)

So was it a non-apology?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

28 Typical leftist SOP. Just a few days ago the Free and Fair Press (tm) were calling Trump a narcissist and complaing about how he inserts himself into everything. Before long they'll be counting the I's and me's in his speeches.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (KLDdu)

29 24 15 O/T Samatha Cunt Bee just "apologized".
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (9221z)

But.... using the Roseanne standard...

That is not enough... she must be cast out...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (NgKpN)

...pulverized into dust and the ashes spread on all of us.

War.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (VM6ev)

30 You might say Acosta is butthurt *rimshot*

Posted by: Guzalot at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (prSvo)

31 And I don't think he had rappers taking selfies in the Situation Room either.

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Well, there was that one time at that funeral. No rappers tho.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (lwiT4)

32 Breaking News:

Scientists have determined that I am indeed, a joke. Back to Atlanta.

Posted by: Jim Acosta - Cub Reporter at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

33 have to go back to work. After work I will compile a larger list of TBS advertisers, and share on the ONT. See y'all later.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (UiRxW)

34 8 I read that as "meme-ocracy" which also fits.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs

We lived in a memeocracy until last year. Now we live in a memocracy.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (c+2jX)

35 O/T Samatha Cunt Bee just "apologized".
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (9221z)

But.... using the Roseanne standard...

That is not enough... she must be cast out...
Posted by: Don Q.

Loss of job, any residuals & unpersoning.

At minimum.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (KpEyG)

36 Who was it, I think it was Tom Hanks,who on a visit with Obama, said it was fun the skateboard through the halls of the White House.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (Kcf2u)

37 God, look at those faces! Those are some unhappy people. The ratings book for May must've come out.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (O5Q3r)

38 Before long they'll be counting the I's and me's in his speeches.
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Just like the Obama years.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (lwiT4)

39 And with so much narcissism in society these days, ever increasing, soon we will live in a me-ocracy.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (c+2jX)

40 Every one of those 4 people in the pic at the top of the post looks like they are about to hurl chunks. What is it about liberals that they just can't ever look like normal, ordinary human beings with a happy or at least neutral look on their faces?

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (EBwPV)

41 *cough*

White House Correspondents Dinner every year prior to 2017 was a celebrity-filled festival

*cough*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (W+vEI)

42 Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

She still has a show, though. So meh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

43 Jim Acosta shouldn't be allowed in among the grown ups.
Wow! That man is thick as a brick.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (nBr1j)

44 She shouldn't be here talking about prison reform
Because citizens shouldn't have access to govt! or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

45 New Secret Service agent doesn't recognize CNN's Jim Acosta, blocks him from entering White House [VIDEO] https://wp.me/pqwpd-Ozz
Posted by: weft cut-loop

We owe that agent a steak dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (KpEyG)

46 And I don't think he had rappers taking selfies in the Situation Room either.
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Or gay activists taking selfies while flipping off Reagan's portrait.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

47 16 I haven't seen Ruth since that unfortunate canoe accident when I lost my vast collection of assault rifles, cannons, mortar shells and flammenwurfers.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:26 PM (md3fh)

So I guess you're still mourning the guns and the flammenwerfers, huh?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

48 Shorter Acosta to Kim Kardashian: "Shut up and selfie!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)

49 Love me, Kate Upton! LOVE ME!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (O5Q3r)

50 I miss Obama show jamming the newz. *wistful sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

51 Anybody tired of winning?
I know I sure am not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

52 Very nimble, Zombie. I used to typically hang around a dead thread forever waiting for someone to respond to my last willowed smart aleck remark. By the time I figured it out the Nood was up to the high triple digits and there were two or three more Noods. Now I just punch that refresh button every two or three seconds and stay tucked into the curl of the wave, grinning like a chipmunk.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (md3fh)

53 ... jealous that another camera-horny bimbo with blowjob lips is getting attention.

That is no way to talk about Alisyn Camerota.

Posted by: Bill O at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (r9UYA)

54 The blonde with the white top looks physically ill.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:30 PM (nBr1j)

55 18 We never did get the full story on that.I wonder what celebrity contributors were actually on board?

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:30 PM (LiyEm)

56 SLOW jamming. Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

57 "What is it with the sudden supremacy of memos? What makes a "memo" more powerful and significant than a mere "note to oneself" or a shopping list?"

In my world, memos from on high aren't just a shopping list. They give the official stance of the office. They give instructions on what employees are to do in certain circumstances. They contain legal advice.

Memos in the legal and government world are very important.

Posted by: Jim Acosta - Cub Reporter at May 31, 2018 02:30 PM (hLRSq)

58 >>Who was it, I think it was Tom Hanks,who on a visit with Obama, said it was fun the skateboard through the halls of the White House.

Tony Hawk
IIRC, the WH posted video of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 02:30 PM (W+vEI)

59 Who was it, I think it was Tom Hanks,who on a visit with Obama, said it was fun the skateboard through the halls of the White House.
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Tony Hawk, over-the-hill angsty skateboarder who was famous like 25 years ago

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (vg8iE)

60 The blonde with the white top looks physically ill.
Posted by: Northernlurker

She had just been ficused.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (KpEyG)

61 Cursed sock!

Posted by: What is it with the sudden supremacy of memos? What makes a "memo" more powerful and significant tha at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (hLRSq)

62 I love that picture. Dana Bash looks suicidal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (ptqGC)

63 You'd think the left would be happy about Kim talking about prison reform and trying to free some great granny, who was a non violent drug offender who was sentenced to life in prison for acting as an intermediary for pushers. I personally was happy that Kim was doing something useful and was dressed tastefully. The "NY Daily News" commented that was the "only Kim that Trump will ever see," while the "NY Post referred to her as "Kim Thong Un".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (vw6r3)

64 Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (VM6ev

Remember this Cunt went after some slob that had a NAZI haircut, showed his face on his show and they later found out the guy had that haircut because he had Brain cancer. FUCK THESE GUYS

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (NcPy5)

65 36 Who was it, I think it was Tom Hanks,who on a visit with Obama, said it was fun the skateboard through the halls of the White House.
Posted by: washrivergal

Don't forget the conga lines with Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (c+2jX)

66 Didn't the Obamas invite celebrities over every Wednesday night?

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (lwiT4)

67 >49
Love me, Kate Upton! LOVE ME!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 31, 2018 02:29 PM (O5Q3r)

Nah Tater.

Posted by: Kate Upton at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (sjdRT)

68 " I Am Deeply Upset That the President Is Wasting His Time Meeting With Celebrities"

I literally LOLed. This assclown has got to be kidding.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (MX7xj)

69 Watch John Kasich carefully. He's fucking up to something. The "deep state" or "the powers that be" will run him as an independent with some other cuck Dem to try and siphon off the cucked GOP votes and womyns and feelz.

We need to be on red alert for this kind of stuff. Could even see a Kasich-Romney ticket....

That cocksucker is up to no damn good. Be aware morans, monitor this closely.

Trump 2016
Somebody's Doing the Raping

Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (q+HNC)

70 I miss the classy days of Mooch in yoga pants, inviting Kimmel or some other twit, to join her in doing jumping jacks in the East Room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

71 The left is upset like a two year old throwing a temper tantrum because Trump is going after and getting the black vote off of the democrat plantation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (pw+jk)

72 Remember this Cunt went after some slob that had a NAZI haircut, showed his face on his show and they later found out the guy had that haircut because he had Brain cancer. FUCK THESE GUYS
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

WTF is a Nazi haircut?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (KpEyG)

73 54 The blonde with the white top looks physically ill.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:30 PM (nBr1j)

Too close to Acosta.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

74 Do you have to fail an IQ test to get a job with CNN?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (nBr1j)

75 I'll take jackwagon's who didn't think it all the way through , for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 31, 2018 02:33 PM (ymnmz)

76 Who was it, I think it was Tom Hanks,who on a visit with Obama, said it was fun the skateboard through the halls of the White House.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2018 02:28 PM (Kcf2u)

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Might've been Will Ferrell.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2018 02:33 PM (/qEW2)

77 Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.
Hey. I apologized, all right! So I'm off the hook!
Go fuck yourself!

Posted by: Samantha Bee at May 31, 2018 02:33 PM (O5Q3r)

78 Maybe Acosta should do snuff porn.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 02:33 PM (SeyTv)

79 Maybe Acosta is just jealous that another camera-horny bimbo with blowjob lips is getting attention.
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Damn, ace. Robert Frost don't have shit on you.

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 02:33 PM (iB20E)

80 70 I miss the classy days of Mooch in yoga pants, inviting Kimmel or some other twit, to join her in doing jumping jacks in the East Room.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

OH GOD!!! Brain bleach, where is the brain bleach!!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:33 PM (Bdeb0)

81 Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!

Posted by: Acosta. Media Superhero at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (e1mEI)

82 vs. has a huge ass.
Posted by: DaveA at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (ctuyM)

83 Obama meeting the you tuber who bathes in fruit loops and milk

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (M+Lyo)

84 I actually think she has more to offer from an intellectual perspective than Acosta, et al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:24 PM

That*s not just a low bar, it borders on insult.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (4Utw1)

85 Double cursed sock!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

86 CNN requires you to pass a UQ test -- Unintelligence Quotient.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (md3fh)

87 Didn't the Obamas invite celebrities over every Wednesday night?

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (lwiT4)

Yeah, Mooch bragged to Oprah about their Wednesday night cocktail parties. She said they formed a conga line one time (picture that hot mess, if you will) and "things were broken." "Things" that I'm sure belonged to OUR WH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

88 "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!!"

Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (8TdcF)

89 Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.
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Dirty slut can rot in hell.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (vg8iE)

90 CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY TIMES TRUMP USES US AND WE WHEN HE SPEAKS?????///

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (9iLHi)

91 Hey Jim, you blow you father with that mouth?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 02:34 PM (SeyTv)

92 1
From the AoS front page:

"McCabe Reportedly Drafted Memo on Comey Firing."

"How an Eric Holder Memo from 2012 Will Guide Mueller Through the Midterms."

This, is addition to multiple previous news cycles concerning "memos."

What is it with the sudden supremacy of memos? What makes a "memo"
more powerful and significant than a mere "note to oneself" or a
shopping list?

Why do "memos" now possess such immense political power? From whence do they gain their legal significance?

Because it seems to me that we now live in a memocracy.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:22 PM (c+2jX)

I made a smart response at end of last thread if you care to go look.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (ymnmz)

93 BTW horde, deep thought for the day.

It is of the ironies of all damn ironies that #pussygate likely saved Trump. If that hadn't dropped, and the Dems hadn't gone all #metoo with Trump with their complete narrative scripted and ready to go (hey, where did all those womyn go who lined up to accuse Trump of shit that they had NEVER even whispered about??), the Dems would have pushed the "muh Russia" shit endlessly.

The powers that be always thought Killary was a lock, and after #pussygate 100$ confirmed. That is why they didn't see the need to go "muh Russia". That is why we only heard hints about their deep state fuckery.

The deep state will not take that chance again. They will pull out all the stops in 2020. Hence my warning on pizza face Kasich.

Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (q+HNC)

94 You really have to wonder what's going to happen to the MSM when Trump forces the Red Pill on them by not only beating Mueller, but taking down so many of their friends in the process.

Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (9221z)

95 87 Good thing Mooch's ass didn't take out a load bearing wall....

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (LiyEm)

96 10

Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (VM6ev)

Weak sauce fire her.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (ymnmz)

97 89 Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.
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And of course unlike Roseanne who said far less disgusting things, they accept her "apologies."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (O2RFr)

98 I guess it's a given but I don't think any celebrity should have the ear of the President for their pet cause. The only celebrities I want to see with the President are World Champions.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (y1gYQ)

99 65 36 Who was it, I think it was Tom Hanks,who on a visit with Obama, said it was fun the skateboard through the halls of the White House.
Posted by: washrivergal

Don't forget the conga lines with Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (c+2jX)
Tony Hawk did that

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (NcPy5)

100 I actually think she has more to offer from an intellectual perspective than Acosta, et al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:24 PM

That*s not just a low bar, it borders on insult.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness

Yeah. JJ is bringing it!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (KpEyG)

101 The left has lost their Mojo and will never be able to find it again. The Democratic Party is toast. You heard it here first. Well, maybe you heard it somewhere else first, but it's true IMO.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (md3fh)

102 Shocking.

Posted by: Ellen Degeneris at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (MnkFD)

103 Only because President Trump does it is it a problem

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (aC6Sd)

104 CNN must have forgotten that they covered Rihanna's Instagram tour of Obama's White House.

Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2018 02:37 PM (oMtOd)

105 Imagine Barry leading a conga line. I'll bet it's the one thing he's actually semi-talented at. *mince, flounce, sashay*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

106 Hey, Trump was/is a celebrity before he became president.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 02:37 PM (9iLHi)

107

When was it that Willie Nelson smoked pot at the White House?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 02:37 PM (IqV8l)

108 When Jim Acosta was in high school he wanted to borrow his step dad's car. Well the step dad said "OK but first you will blow me." Well Jimmy didn't mind that and dropped to his knees and gobbled down his step dad's knob. Well Acosta comes off and says "Hey this tastes like shit." Step dad says "Oh that's right your brother has the car tonight."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

109 Who was it, I think it was Tom Hanks,who on a visit with Obama, said it was fun the skateboard through the halls of the White House.
Posted by: washrivergal

Don't forget the conga lines with Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Posted by: zombie

Tony Hawk did that
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Tony Hawk did a conga line?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (KpEyG)

110 93 The deep state will not take that chance again. They will pull out all the stops in 2020. Hence my warning on pizza face Kasich.

Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (q+HNC)
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IIRC Kasich won exactly one state in the primaries in 2016 - Ohio. I know the Deerp State wants to primary or 3rd party Pres Trump, but who exactly is his constituency?

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (EBwPV)

111 Iirc Roseanne also apolgized quite quickly but that didn't matter.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (LiyEm)

112 52 Very nimble, Zombie. I used to typically hang around a dead thread forever waiting for someone to respond to my last willowed smart aleck remark. By the time I figured it out the Nood was up to the high triple digits and there were two or three more Noods. Now I just punch that refresh button every two or three seconds and stay tucked into the curl of the wave, grinning like a chipmunk.
Posted by: Ruthless

What -- you don't have the "Ace New Thread Notifier" app? I thought everyone had it. Your computer or phone will play a midi version of "Ride of the Valkyries" the instant a nood appears. I rely on it.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (c+2jX)

113
Posted by: bluebell

I volunteer to cover Rihanna.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (Bdeb0)

114 Nothing says "class" like having Jay-Z rapping foul lyrics at a WH party with your two young daughters on the front row.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

115 What did they call them? Tuesday Night Concerts or what-the-fuck-ever in the Obama WH?

A new star performing for the emperor every week. I know Paul McCartney was one of them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (vg8iE)

116 Those weekly orgies with celebrities the Obamanation put on in the White House must have been like something Nero would have enjoyed. Too bad CNN didn't give them live coverage. That would have been ver-r-r-ry interesting.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (md3fh)

117 Along with journalism , self awareness is apparently another casualty of liberalism.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (SeyTv)

118 Tony Hawk did a conga line?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (KpEyG)

Is 'conga' some new drug the kids are doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

119 I Am Deeply Upset That the President Is Wasting His Time Meeting With Celebrities

==

He is upset ? aww. Acosta needs a gift cert to a spa where he can get a facial and a perm. That should help.

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (bUjCl)

120 CNN must have forgotten that they covered Rihanna's Instagram tour of Obama's White House.

Posted by: bluebell

CNN must have forgotten Obola beboppin' to Vegas as shit hit the fan.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (KpEyG)

121 72
WTF is a Nazi haircut?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (KpEyG)

Ask the women who had their heads shaved before entering the gas chambers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (VM6ev)

122 Doesn't Trump have more presidential things to do, like slow jam.

Posted by: Jimmy Fallon at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (MnkFD)

123 "She shouldn't be here talking about prison reform."

---

Better to have a bunch of rap stars with limited impulse control over to talk about imaginary police persecution, plus bitches, hoes, and their private parts.

BDM.

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (8LKJx)

124 WTF is a Nazi haircut?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (KpEyG)

Shaved the sides of your head top of the head kept long and parted.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (NcPy5)

125 107

When was it that Willie Nelson smoked pot at the White House?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The Beatles said they did also

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

126 Sorry ace, hate to do it, but I'm gonna have to set you straight, correct you on this one. Ya done effed up, son.

Acosta's lips would never, ever, be described as "blow-job lips" by anyone truly conversant with the concept. Plus, though arguable, he considers himself male, so doesn't count anyways.

OT/PT: apparently Bee has done some non-apology apology, and AutoTrader has "suspended" their advertising with her show.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (QDnY+)

127 115 I think Friday's he saw the latest movies,sometimes pior to general release.Between sleeping late,the travellin ,the parties and all the tv he watched...well,Valerie Jarrett was a busy president.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (LiyEm)

128 "I actually think she has more to offer from an intellectual perspective than Acosta, et al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

KK is definitely much more intelligent than Acosta. Makes sense since her father was a successful attorney. And she knows how to smartly play the media/public for maximum fame and profit which takes some brains.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (OD2ni)

129 Just got a evil Hulu spot over the thread heading, froze up the AoSHq until it was done. Not sure if it is part of the running ads I have or from the AoSHq site.

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (aC6Sd)

130 I'll bet there were major repairs and de-lousing to do to the WH after Barry and Mooch departed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

131 Umm, I already have Ride of the Valkyries programmed to go off at bedtime. You should see my horse.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (md3fh)

132 Arizona governor met this morning with the McCains. After Wednesday of next week the Senator can resign and Cindy can be appointed to fill out his full term, giving Chuck Schumer another vote. Prior to that she'd be subject to a special election in the fall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (LISuA)

133 Plus - whenever you turned on a TV show, there was Mrs. O. She ruined a lot of programs.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (lwiT4)

134 I made a smart response at end of last thread if you care to go look.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Saw it!

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (c+2jX)

135 70
I miss the classy days of Mooch in yoga pants, inviting Kimmel or some
other twit, to join her in doing jumping jacks in the East Room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Coby Smulders at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (ymnmz)

136 95 87 Good thing Mooch's ass didn't take out a load bearing wall....
Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (LiyEm)

Yeah, but when she twerked it registered on the Richter scale.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

137 Acosta fails to get by security in attempt to perform media assassination.
Thanks, Secret Service!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (e1mEI)

138 Do a Google search for the terms "Obama" and "celebrities". Limit the search to Obama's years on office. See how many hits and images you get.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (SeyTv)

139 Shaved the sides of your head top of the head kept long and parted.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (NcPy5)
=========

Oh, like Macklemore? Who, incidentally, was also a celebrity Obama knob-gobbler at the WH.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 02:41 PM (vg8iE)

140
What -- you don't have the "Ace New Thread Notifier" app? I thought everyone had it. Your computer or phone will play a midi version of "Ride of the Valkyries" the instant a nood appears. I rely on it.
Posted by: zombie

I want the Elmer Fudd version.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 02:41 PM (IqV8l)

141 122 122 Doesn't Trump have more presidential things to do, like slow jam.
Posted by: Jimmy Fallon at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (MnkFD)

And NCAA brackets and fly off to see Jay-Z when Americans are being slaughtered and run guns to Mexican drug lords and incite race riots and...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:41 PM (VM6ev)

142 Re the initial posting picture.
Who is that sad-sack looking blond? She just looks miserable. Did somebody die or something?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:41 PM (LISuA)

143 Riahanna has a part in the movie Valerian, a campy sci-fi movie. I actually enjoyed the movie...think the Fifth Element campy. Anyhoo...she has a dance number that you morons would probably enjoy. And it's included with Amazon Prime.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 02:41 PM (9iLHi)

144 Those on our side hating on stuff like this - this is how elections are won. Not 100 point policy documents that lie about what things will be like in 20 years.

The Left knows it, and are powerless to stop it. Enjoy!

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (iB20E)

145 Boots:

Kasich won't win anything. But that's not his purpose. He will peel of soccer moms and cucks and the fainting couch never trumpers because Trump is "oh my, I just never"...

They literally did this to Reagan in 1980 when Anderson went independent. True cuck rockefeller repubs. They have no fucking honor.

Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (q+HNC)

146 It isn't that Trump is meeting with celebrities, he's meeting with "their" celebrities.
(Full disclosure. It is up to the reader to replace the quotation marks above with italics. I don't trust my phone enough to keep me out of The Barrel.)

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (KLDdu)

147 Iirc Roseanne also apolgized quite quickly but that didn't matter.
Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (LiyEm)

..and she also said she was not aware that valjar was black. If Obama can sit in "Rev" Wrights church for decades and not a hear a word of his sermons, I think I am going to give Roseann the benefit of the doubt. They wrote the rules.

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (bUjCl)

148 Is this the Thumb?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (QQ+il)

149 So,now your choice of hairstyles marks you as a nazi?

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (LiyEm)

150 Obama was a whole Presidency ago. Why bring it up now?

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (Gqglx)

151 I miss the classy days of Mooch in yoga pants, inviting Kimmel or some

other twit, to join her in doing jumping jacks in the East Room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
============================
trampoline work

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (LISuA)

152 145 Boots:

Kasich won't win anything. But that's not his purpose. He will peel of soccer moms and cucks and the fainting couch never trumpers because Trump is "oh my, I just never"...

They literally did this to Reagan in 1980 when Anderson went independent. True cuck rockefeller repubs. They have no fucking honor.
Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (q+HNC)

A giant sucking sound. Of sorts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (VM6ev)

153 Never thought I would get to work with Roseanne, but there it is.

Thank you, Ambien. Nice working with you.

Posted by: The Schlong at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (MnkFD)

154 Somebody should develop an app that auto responds to every tweet issued by issue with the Nelson Munz, Ha-Ha. I'd pay $1.75 for it, provided I never actually had to see an Acosta tweet.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (nBr1j)

155 I hate it when presidents do NCAA Brackets too.

Receptions for national champions.....I mean WTF? Amrite!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

156 Who is the feckless c^*t on the left? And why do all of them look like they just smelled a really bad fart?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (ty7RM)

157 Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:35 PM (q+HNC)

The Deep State, covered by Obama, took their best shot in 2016.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

158 107
When was it that Willie Nelson smoked pot at the White House?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Hell from what I've been told by my yougin's Mailia smoked ALOT in the WH.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

159 IIRC Kasich won exactly one state in the primaries
in 2016 - Ohio. I know the Deerp State wants to primary or 3rd party
Pres Trump, but who exactly is his constituency?Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM

Ahem. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow ...

Posted by: Uniformed Mail Carriers of the United States at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (ctuyM)

160 153
Never thought I would get to work with Roseanne, but there it is.

Thank you, Ambien. Nice working with you.

Posted by: The Schlong at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (MnkFD)

lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

161 74 Do you have to fail an IQ test to get a job with CNN?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (nBr1j)

-----------------

Considering it's impossible to fail an IQ test but, then again, we are talking CNN...sooo..survey says: Yes!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (qC1Sy)

162 I bet Obama smoked a lot of pot in the WH.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

163 If that whiny little bitch Acosta really thinks Trump is wasting his time, you'd think he'd be glad, since according to people like him everything Trump does is bad.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 31, 2018 02:43 PM (8LKJx)

164 MFM es en fuego hoy.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (xqfqx)

165 Do we know how many celebrity parties Jug Ears had in the White House?

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (aC6Sd)

166 When was it that Willie Nelson smoked pot at the White House?
==========

Sheeeit! I was Hooverin' big fat rails off the Resolute Desk!

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (vg8iE)

167 Kasich will get about fifteen Republican votes, all in Hawaii, New York or California. He will be a complete non-entity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (LISuA)

168 I doubt Jim Acosta knows what a blow job is

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (3Pma+)

169 I'm willing to bet a kidney Obama smoked weed in the WH, and probably did coke too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

170 How many times was Obongo the fifth twat on The Spew?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (YuRun)

171 >143
Riahanna has a part in the movie Valerian, a campy sci-fi movie. I
actually enjoyed the movie...think the Fifth Element campy. Anyhoo...she
has a dance number that you morons would probably enjoy. And it's
included with Amazon Prime.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 02:41 PM (9iLHi)

OMG. I just watched it. Thank you for that. Planning on telling her of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (sjdRT)

172 I think Himmler and Heydrich sported what people might mean by "Nazi haircut". Though it may have been just fashion/style at the time. Looking at documentaries and film footage of the Wehrmacht on the eastern front, that haircut was common.

The "Saddam moustache" was a real thing in Eye-rak, however. No actual danger or penalties for not sporting one, but it was all the rage.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (QDnY+)

173 The good news is that Acosta went on cnn to attack so roughly 200,000 people saw it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

174 We are glad that New Jersey brought the Afortable Healthcare Act Tax to help poor people. The right thing to do and a another great program brought to us by Presdent Obama....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (qM84C)

175 >>130
I'll bet there were major repairs and de-lousing to do to the WH after Barry and Mooch departed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I remember someone on the Obama press corpse saying his campaign plane smelled like garbage and ass... mostly ass.

Posted by: Bill O at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (r9UYA)

176 Tony Hawk, over-the-hill angsty skateboarder who was famous like 25 years ago
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 02:31 PM (vg8iE)

Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.

And I now have my Win7 desktop back! A reasonable facsimile of what I had before it crashed, minus some of the cruft I didn't need anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (WFV7d)

177 c'mon guys the left is just fuckin' with y'all now..

fortunately King Troll Trump has them all drooling

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (FZYNt)

178 "So was it a non-apology?
Posted by: joncelli,"

Oh, it is real and surprisingly groveling. Considering her beta male producer was celebrating it this morning om Twitter, she must have gotten a stern call from someone at Time Warner for such a quick back down.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (OD2ni)

179 132 Arizona governor met this morning with the McCains. After Wednesday of next week the Senator can resign and Cindy can be appointed to fill out his full term, giving Chuck Schumer another vote. Prior to that she'd be subject to a special election in the fall.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:40 PM (LISuA)

Doing it in plain sight. That's how much respect they have for the people of Arizona.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

180 101 The left has lost their Mojo and will never be able to find it again. The Democratic Party is toast. You heard it here first. Well, maybe you heard it somewhere else first, but it's true IMO.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (md3fh)
--------------------------
It's not even remotely true.
Alas.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (0jtPF)

181 Any CNN reporter who thinks he's fair and unbiased could also convince himself he's of whatever gender he wants to be.
Mental illness, thy name is CNN.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (nBr1j)

182 off Ted Baxter sock

Posted by: Under Fire at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (r9UYA)

183 Doesn't Trump know that he should be doing less meeting with celebrities and more dancing on Ellen?

Posted by: Jimmy Fellatio at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (iB20E)

184 74 Do you have to fail an IQ test to get a job with CNN?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:32 PM (nBr1j)

Q: What did they get on their IQ tests?

A: Drool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (YuRun)

185 Just for giggles, I watched some twit on CNN this morning talking about PDT's "terrible fast food habit" and his lack of exercise.

I find it kind of refreshing he likes burgers, fries, taco bowls, and Diet Coke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

186 IIRC Kasich won exactly one state in the primaries

in 2016 - Ohio.===============================

And he would lose Ohio today. His own Lt. Governor (and close political ally) ducked his endorsement in the most recent primary.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (LISuA)

187 Missed the thread but glad President Trump is pardoning Dinesh

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (aC6Sd)

188
The only reason Samantha Bee is in trouble, to whatever extent, is that she was dumb enough to say what she did the day after Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (VM6ev)

189 Riahanna has a part in the movie Valerian, a campy sci-fi movie. I
actually enjoyed the movie...think the Fifth Element campy. Anyhoo...she
has a dance number that you morons would probably enjoy. And it's
included with Amazon Prime.

Posted by: lin-duh

It's the only non-boring part of the movie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (zfrbv)

190 I doubt Jim Acosta knows what a blow job is
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I'll bet he's a highly accomplished artist!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:46 PM (KpEyG)

191 I saw Rihanna in person, up close and personal. She is short, but positively gorgeous.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (SeyTv)

192 Was there a talk show that didn't have Obama on as a guest?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (nBr1j)

193 Riahanna has a part in the movie Valerian, a campy sci-fi movie. I actually enjoyed the movie...think the Fifth Element campy. Anyhoo...she has a dance number that you morons would probably enjoy. And it's included with Amazon Prime.
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 02:41 PM (9iLHi)

Bubble's Dance was really the only part of the movie worth watching.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (QQ+il)

194 Acosta could play the skin flute in Carnegie Hall.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (md3fh)

195 I remember Anderson going 3rd party on Reagan, Anderson was a republican too I think.

My opinion on the 2020 primary tho, is that by then everybody will have picked a side. The NeverTrumpers like Weakly Standard and Nothing Review and NotRedState and all the rest of them will be openly dems. They can't sustain another 2 years of talking out of both sides of their mouths.

And Kasich has all the appeal of warm, sour milk. They're not sending their best.

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (EBwPV)

196 From the same people who have a porn star's lawyer on to talk about policy every other hour

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

197 "Kasich won't win anything. But that's not his purpose. He will peel of soccer moms and cucks and the fainting couch never trumpers because Trump is "oh my, I just never"..."

You wildly overestimate the appeal of the son of a mailman.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

198 JJ: LOL. Also, speaking of sucking, watch Romney carefully as well. WTF is that guy up to??

Mikey NTH:

Yeah, they took a lot of shots. But #spygate was always held in reserve. They just found jack shit. There was nothing "legally" to either arrest Trump or prevent him from taking power, DESPITE 24/7 electronic surveillance of the entire fucking campaign for months.

So, Plan B, using their Dem media was to orchestrate narratives and leaks and undermine him afterwards and hopefully lead to his removal.

This is the GOPe and the Dems. I will never, ever, think about the "power structure" in this country the same way again.

Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (q+HNC)

199 >> Just for giggles, I watched some twit on CNN this morning talking about PDT's "terrible fast food habit" and his lack of exercise.

Pissed at him for his habit of tweeting at 4:00am , eh?

Gotta suck for reporters that he doesn't let them sleep in and take weekends off!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (W+vEI)

200 >>I doubt Jim Acosta knows what a blow job is

I bet he does. It's how he keeps his job.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (/tuJf)

201 Valerian and the City of a Thousand Boring Stories

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (QQ+il)

202 Denmark bans the burqa. I'm not sure what they expect to achieve. France has banned it for many years and they're still a steaming hot mess. It's like thinking you can end gang violence by banning the shoes that indicate membership in this or that gang. The only way to eliminate gang violence is to eliminate the gang members themselves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (/qEW2)

203 you know you never hear about Stormy Daniels anymore.

shame

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (FZYNt)

204 Was there a talk show that didn't have Obama on as a guest?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:47 PM (nBr1j)

No. He was so dreamy dancing on Ellen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

205 "2
I used to bemoan the rise of the Kardashian phenomenon, vis a vis, being famous for being famous.

I actually think she has more to offer from an intellectual perspective than Acosta, et al. "

If you set the bar that low, of course she does.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (6a36J)

206 180 101 The left has lost their Mojo and will never be able to find it again. The Democratic Party is toast. You heard it here first. Well, maybe you heard it somewhere else first, but it's true IMO.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (md3fh)
--------------------------
It's not even remotely true.
Alas.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (0jtPF)

I'm not so sure. They've definitely run out of ideas, and are having to go more and more extreme to keep their nutjobs on side, but that distances them more and more from independents. That, and the internecine squabbling - such as underhandedly torpedoing Bernie - does not bode well for them, at least in the near term.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (YuRun)

207 "Just for giggles, I watched some twit on CNN this morning talking about PDT's "terrible fast food habit" and his lack of exercise.

I find it kind of refreshing he likes burgers, fries, taco bowls, and Diet Coke.
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

There is a 24 hour McDonald's on New York Avenue that he apparently likes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (OD2ni)

208 Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (KpEyG)

209 Oh, my. A president who was quite a celebrity before becoming president is meeting with celebrities. Oh, my.

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (8TdcF)

210 Eh, I think its a stupid waste of time too but I agree that Kim Kardashian is not as dumb and much a waste of skin as Acosta.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

211 The video of Ben Rhodes on election night is amazing. "I......................................I don't...................I don't.........don't have....the words."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (ty7RM)

212 Bubble's Dance was really the only part of the movie worth watching.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

I'll see your bubble dance and raise you Salma Halek Snake Dance.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

213 If Rihanna wants to hide from her celebrity for awhile, I have a couple empty rooms she is free to use.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (LISuA)

214 I never saw the appeal of being the son of a mailman. People that go postal and shoot up the place with nasty AR (stands for Assault Rifle) guns? No thanks. But better than being the son of a Kenyan Commie I guess, so there's that.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (md3fh)

215 Kim has a huge ass. Well documented.

_______________ acts like a huge ass.
(Fill in here)

Posted by: 80's music fan at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (Ir6QP)

216 22 So I continued the conversation here lickety-split.

This is about me again, right?

Posted by: Huma at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (heCpk)

217 The only one who could ever move me
Was the son of a mailman...

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (QQ+il)

218 "They literally did this to Reagan in 1980 when Anderson went independent. True cuck rockefeller repubs. They have no fucking honor."

And Reagan curb-stomped Carter and Anderson.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

219 162.
You misspelled pole.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 31, 2018 02:50 PM (KLDdu)

220 >>Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.

Hawk was smart enough to leverage his skateboarding skillz into very profitable video games.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 02:50 PM (W+vEI)

221 So Arizona will have Senator Cindy McCain?

No. Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

222

Hey zombie! Are you on Gab yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 02:50 PM (GdWl+)

223 Eh, I think its a stupid waste of time too but I agree that Kim Kardashian is not as dumb and much a waste of skin as Acosta.
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I was actually impressed to learn that she had been working with the imprisoned woman for years, hiring lawyers, etc.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (vg8iE)

224 Yeah Kasich would be a nukyler missile aimed directly at the dumbest "educated" GOP voters and independents - the kind who (selectively) value stupid cosmetics and atmospherics over things like the constitution, the rule of law, national security, economic prosperity, and civilization generally.

Unless things change, however, that won't be enough to dent TGE's electoral potency.

Given that the Dems seem unlikely to be able to avoid nominating a true freak (who won't campaign as a conservative Democrat, as everyone - including here - seems to somehow forget, Obama did in 200

, the dumb suburban "educated" GOP types will be in quite the quandary. As they benefit from Trump's policies, bigly (but unbeknownst to them, as they generally aren't real sharp on how things actually work).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

225 210
Eh, I think its a stupid waste of time too but I agree that Kim Kardashian is not as dumb and much a waste of skin as Acosta.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

There is no wasted skin on KK.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)

226 oabama was on "Mythbusters" to try to prove a myth that they previously disproved twice. And he still failed. Kind of sums up his whole presidency.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (7HtZB)

227 17 Acosta is just jealous

Is a huge ass vs. has a huge ass.
Posted by: DaveA

Baby get back vs. baby got back.

Kim K vs. Tater:

Baby got back vs. Baby back ribs

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (BRpqW)

228 221 So Arizona will have Senator Cindy McCain?

No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Did The Tumour finally get around to finishing the job?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (FZYNt)

229 The Democrats have become totally unhinged, literally (yes I know) insane. That is a hard position to back away from. It's like being a tranny that has already had the nasty parts removed. No going back from that.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (md3fh)

230
So Arizona will have Senator Cindy McCain?
No facts, but that seems to be the rumor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (LISuA)

231 AZ Gov Doug Ducey looks like a homo.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (r9UYA)

232 147----.and she also said she was not aware that valjar was black. If Obama can sit in "Rev" Wrights church for decades and not a hear a word of his sermons, I think I am going to give Roseann the benefit of the doubt. They wrote the rules.
Posted by: runner at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (bUjCl)
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I believe Roseanne 100% in regard to not knowing ValJar is black.
Hey, the Moron Horde is far more informed than most people and I'd say a solid majority believed ValJar was an Iranian.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (0jtPF)

233 See the Twitchy post about Acosta getting rejected for re-entry to the White House when forgetting his badge.

Posted by: Sponge at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Re: Valerian. Luc Besson recently got #MeToo'd, so I doubt they'll be a sequel.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (/qEW2)

235 222

Hey zombie! Are you on Gab yet?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

The set "zombie" and the set "social media" do not intersect.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (c+2jX)

236 The left has lost their Mojo and will never be able to find it again. The Democratic Party is toast. You heard it here first. Well, maybe you heard it somewhere else first, but it's true IMO.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (md3fh)
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It's not even remotely true.
Alas.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (0jtPF)

I'm not so sure. They've definitely run out of ideas, and are having to go more and more extreme to keep their nutjobs on side, but that distances them more and more from independents. That, and the internecine squabbling - such as underhandedly torpedoing Bernie - does not bode well for them, at least in the near term.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The "sane" part allowed the far left to pull the party so far left, they can't see the middle anymore.

Why do you think the "plantation" is starting to crumble? Not everyone is a looney left.
The more normal ones are looking at the party going "wait a sec".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (KpEyG)

237 Boots: yep, you're right, a GOP who went Indy in 1980.

Watching that Ben Rhodes video, as his mind is literally broken, has made me happy, oh so happy.

2016 was an earthquake. These people thought it was LITERALLY impossible for Trump to win.

You know when they called up Steele and ordered up the dossier, stat, it was the DAY AFTER Brexit. Brexit was supposed to be impossible too, so the "deep state" needed to make sure their insurance policy was ready to go...

Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (q+HNC)

238 220 >>Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.

Hawk was smart enough to leverage his skateboarding skillz into very profitable video games.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 02:50 PM (W+vEI)

He was the most famous skateboarder in 1985, and the most famous skateboarder in 2015.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (7HtZB)

239 215 Kim has a huge ass. Well documented.

So does Hillary. Which I guess proves the maxim that its not how big you make the ass, but how you make the ass big.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:53 PM (nBr1j)

240 National Review will moisten their fingers, flop their fey wrists up to the wind, and support not voting against Trump.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 31, 2018 02:53 PM (ZZmsG)

241 "Jim "Money Shot" Acosta: I Am Deeply Upset "

don't care

Posted by: Guy who doesn't care at May 31, 2018 02:53 PM (cOANc)

242 We are deeply upset at the disappearance of Jim Acosta's family, and hope they will be returned safe and unharmed.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 02:53 PM (WDCYi)

243 215 Kim has a huge ass. Well documented.

Even effects gravity.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:54 PM (Bdeb0)

244 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

245 we should be grateful for obama's refusal to be held accountable for anything (noted by limbaugh early on) and for his narcissism and greed - the aspiration for celebrity and money. these two characteristics mitigated the damage he would have - and could have - wrought as a committed leftist president.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (Pg+x7)

246 The US fought 2 wars to end Royalty tyranny

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (aC6Sd)

247 I remember the "man on the street" interviews in working class Ohio, huge solidly Dem area, all Obama voters. But the Trump signs dwarfed Killary's yard signs this time around.

One woman told the reporter, laughing that Trump is not even a Republican. Another man said that if Romney hates Trump, that's all he needs to be a Trump voter.

LOL, after reading those I thought Trump could actually win this sucker. Do you guys remember the past elections, where GWB barely and I mean BARELY pulled out OH. FFS, Trump won it by over 10 points!!

Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (q+HNC)

248 Interesting, there is an iOS app for the Ace of Spades Vegas Slots Luckybox Jackpot. I hope Ace gets a percentage of the house take!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (n9EOP)

249 Does Arizona somehow think a senate seat is a royal throne to which they can appoint whomever they want?

Haven't they had enough of the MCain dynasty?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (SeyTv)

250 Did The Tumour finally get around to finishing the job?

If he dies today, there will be a special election.

Go Tumor!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (QQ+il)

251 Obama is the smartest person ValJar ever met. Beyond the ability of science to measure. Truth.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (md3fh)

252 How many flies have landed on PDT's face?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (r9UYA)

253 >243
215 Kim has a huge ass. Well documented.

Even effects gravity.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:54 PM (Bdeb0)

I think she has micro sats in orbit around it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (sjdRT)

254 On the other hand Arizona didn't come along until long after those wars.

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (aC6Sd)

255 250 Did The Tumour finally get around to finishing the job?

If he dies today, there will be a special election.

Go Tumor!
Posted by: Grump928(c)

Never thought I would be ROOTING for cancer.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)

256 236 The left has lost their Mojo and will never be able to find it again. The Democratic Party is toast. You heard it here first. Well, maybe you heard it somewhere else first, but it's true IMO.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:36 PM (md3fh)
--------------------------
It's not even remotely true.
Alas.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 02:45 PM (0jtPF)

I'm not so sure. They've definitely run out of ideas, and are having to go more and more extreme to keep their nutjobs on side, but that distances them more and more from independents. That, and the internecine squabbling - such as underhandedly torpedoing Bernie - does not bode well for them, at least in the near term.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The "sane" part allowed the far left to pull the party so far left, they can't see the middle anymore.

Why do you think the "plantation" is starting to crumble? Not everyone is a looney left.
The more normal ones are looking at the party going "wait a sec".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (KpEyG)

When their only policy is responding with outrage to every. single. thing. DJT does they are clearly in trouble.
Trump could end cancer and their response would be outrage. He could say he sees the spark of divinity in MS13 and they would respond with outrage. The Democrats are lost in the intellectual wilderness.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 02:56 PM (nBr1j)

257 Obama is the smartest person ValJar ever met. Beyond the ability of science to measure. Truth.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:55 PM (md3fh)

She needs to broaden her circle of acquaintances.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

258 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)
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You forgot the throwing of 1st pitch baseballs.

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 02:57 PM (EBwPV)

259

The set "zombie" and the set "social media" do not intersect.

I see. I recently joined Gab again. Didn't quite like it either on my initial venture, but I've learned how to use the "mute" button since then.

Having never really "done" social media before, it feels weird having people follow me. If history is any indicator from my now-dead blog, I'll be a big hit in Muldova.

If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. Next target, Peruvia.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 02:57 PM (GdWl+)

260 Sigh.

All you deplorables and your tired whataboutism.

Sigh Sigh.

Posted by: A leftoid drone with no actual rebuttal, spewing confetti out his cakehole at May 31, 2018 02:57 PM (QGNGb)

261 Did The Tumour finally get around to finishing the job?

If he dies today, there will be a special election.

Go Tumor!
Posted by: Grump928

He's been dead for #TwoWeeks.

Weekend at John's Place.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 02:57 PM (KpEyG)

262 Arizona is 0 fer 2 in electing Republicans, and what makes anyone think they can do better next time?

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 02:58 PM (aC6Sd)

263 And Kardashian is hiding Uranus in there somewhere. Well, not Your anus, but Hers, or maybe even the planet. There's enough room. And it smells like rotten eggs, too, so it must be true.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 02:58 PM (md3fh)

264 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (LISuA)

They're preparing to defrost Juan McCain at the appropriate time before beginning the embalming process!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 02:58 PM (n9EOP)

265 ... i.e. were obama a complete ideologue like a hitler or lenin, rather than a leftist narcissist, the damage could have been much worse.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 31, 2018 02:58 PM (Pg+x7)

266 206---I'm not so sure. They've definitely run out of ideas, and are having to go more and more extreme to keep their nutjobs on side, but that distances them more and more from independents. That, and the internecine squabbling - such as underhandedly torpedoing Bernie - does not bode well for them, at least in the near term.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (YuRun)
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Eh.
As the old leftist maxim goes, "one step backwards, two steps forward."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 02:58 PM (0jtPF)

267 John Legend - serious sit down with Jim Acosta to discuss prison reform proposals with Obama.

Its not a double standard if the standard is consistently F#(% you.

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (ZdJMH)

268 The donks are now wall to wall RACIST!!!!11111!!!!eleventy
I guess raising taxes, loving them some MS13, total amnesty, and hating police and the military are not polling so well... you know internally, the reall ones.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

269 244 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

Let's not forget his golfing acumen, or his mastery of the girly throw.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (YuRun)

270 249 Does Arizona somehow think a senate seat is a royal throne to which they can appoint whomever they want?
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Heh.

Posted by: THE Kennedy Senate Seat at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (z/uHY)

271 "215 Kim has a huge ass. Well documented."

She's a hobbit.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

272 I can see Trump tweeting obama's guest list of disgusting rappers and other celebrities, and trolling Acosta to see if they meet with his approval before Trump invites them back.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (OOUHd)

273 The prison reform bill is just another early release program. Since it has passed and I can't do anything about it , I can only hope that it really does reduce recidivism.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (y1gYQ)

274 114 Nothing says "class" like having Jay-Z rapping foul lyrics at a WH party with your two young daughters on the front row.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

Well, it's not like they hadn't already heard all those words before in sex-ed in public school.

Oh, wait.

No public school for those two snowflakes.

Well, they certainly know those words now, don't they? So, it was, um, educational.

Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (7UW64)

275 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

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You forgot the throwing of 1st pitch baseballs.

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 02:57 PM (EBwPV)

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And the way he ran those hurdles.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

276 "I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz."

Nope, he had no game at all. None. He was a clown.

It'd be easy to shut that mincer down- he just couldn't go right.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin' and laughin' at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (QGNGb)

277 Trump has once again made Libs batshit crazy?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (jX/we)

278 The Great Black Firewall of the Democratic Party is breaking up just a bit. They are so fucking boned.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (QQ+il)

279 Has Trump done an interview yet, with that lady bathes in lucky charms and then eats it

Posted by: TJ at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (CzbE+)

280 Doesn't the left believe that all executive agencies should be completely independent of the President? If so, what really is there for the President to do besides issuing pardons and meeting with celebrities. And they hate the pardons.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

281 258 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.
_______________________________________

And his bicep busting weight training!

*glances at David Hogg*

Posted by: The Schlong at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (ATVNj)

282 234 Re: Valerian. Luc Besson recently got #MeToo'd, so I doubt they'll be a sequel.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 31, 2018 02:52 PM (/qEW2)

I think the box office took care of that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

283 The donks are now wall to wall RACIST!!!!11111!!!!eleventy
I guess raising taxes, loving them some MS13, total amnesty, and hating police and the military are not polling so well... you know internally, the reall ones.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

Yep. The thing is that Trump is a master at getting them to endorse wildly unpopular positions. Inducing Nancy Palsi to go to bat for MS-13 was sheer genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (YuRun)

284 234 Re: Valerian. Luc Besson recently got #MeToo'd, so I doubt they'll be a sequel.

well, the move was mostly about the joys of sexual harassment in the workplace, so there's that, too.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (v3pYe)

285 206---I'm not so sure. They've definitely run out of ideas, and are having to go more and more extreme to keep their nutjobs on side, but that distances them more and more from independents. That, and the internecine squabbling - such as underhandedly torpedoing Bernie - does not bode well for them, at least in the near term.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 02:48 PM (YuRun)

You realize you are undermining the whole "Woe is Us!" thing we got going here, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

286 I liked it when Obama parachuted into Bin Laden's compound and shot him with his AR-15 military assault rifle. Cool!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (md3fh)

287 Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised message to Manafort from Trump. Always good to check in with the Lido Deck to see how Trump is faring today.

Then he goes on at some length talking about the collapse of moral values on the right. Samantha Bee and Michelle Wolf notwithstanding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (LISuA)

288 *glances at David Hogg*

Posted by: The Schlong at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (ATVNj)

Good heavens! Don't look, you'll go blind.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (7UW64)

289 Has Mitch McCOChead ordered the the red carpet and flower girls for the Cindy McCain swearing in ceremony yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (r9UYA)

290 Romney says he voted for his old lady for President.

What a dildo. He probably was thinking: NOW I can get some head, for sure!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (heCpk)

291 226
oabama was on "Mythbusters" to try to prove a myth that they previously
disproved twice. And he still failed. Kind of sums up his whole
presidency.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 02:51 PM (7HtZB)

Myth- Can two guys give one guy a BJ at the same time?

Myth Confirmed!

Worst MB ever.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)

292 But the derangement of the Dems, given the situation, doesn't actually "help" the country, in all likelihood.

Sure - you get larger GOP majorities in the Congress, perhaps a few more governors and state houses (though there's not that much upside left on that front).

But absent a fairly radical change in the way the GOP governs ...... um, well, you do the math.

Every notch towards insanity the Dems move, the GOP moves one notch closer to the "center" (i.e. useless, dangerous, statist, empty-suited self-promotion with zero policy ambitions). Because they can. When "wow, look at our opponents, they're nuts!" is your only "campaign theme", you've arrived at the perfect Boehner/Ryan/Mitch/Beltway GOP spot: you let elections "come to you", you avoid standing for anything, and you sure as hell don't work hard to make real, critical changes.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (QDnY+)

293

I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (GdWl+)

294 281 258 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.
_______________________________________

And his bicep busting weight training!

*glances at David Hogg*
Posted by: The Schlong at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (ATVNj)

It's hard presidentin', dribbling basketballs and doing bicep curls with limp wrists.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (nBr1j)

295 258 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.
____________________________________

And door opening ability.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (ATVNj)

296 Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised message to Manafort from Trump.

-----------

So?

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (sX1BW)

297 167 Kasich will get about fifteen Republican votes, all in Hawaii, New York or California. He will be a complete non-entity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter
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Bwahaha - probably not that many.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (9B/d8)

298 Barak also showed us his shotgun shooting skills

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (aC6Sd)

299 21
Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (VM6ev)****
Apology definitely NOT accepted. Her show must be cancelled and she driven from public life and harassed everywhere she goes - perhaps a few drinks spilled on her in anger even after she is beyond her current washed-up, has-been, never-was status.
I see Autotrader pulled their advertisements from her show - NOT GOOD ENOUGH - who are the rest of her advertisers. Call them Boycott.
**
You know the more I think about it - the more I am pissed at this with a white hot rage This Bee retard called Ivanka this after Ivanka posted a lovely pic of her with her child. This is what offended the left. A picture of a mother and a child.

These people must be destroyed, not just for the good of the USof A but for the good of all of mankind ( yes ye leftards - we say "mankind" here - deal with it)

Posted by: Blago in Prison at May 31, 2018 03:02 PM (Fb9aZ)

300 Heh - off Blago sock!

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 31, 2018 03:02 PM (Fb9aZ)

301 Samantha Bee Bidet issues an apology. Meh.

------------

So did Rosanne.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:02 PM (sX1BW)

302 And the way he ran those hurdles.
=====

Don't forget his expert electric car driving skills

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 03:02 PM (z/uHY)

303 Romney says he voted for his old lady for President.

I wish I had.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 03:02 PM (QQ+il)

304 296 Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised message to Manafort from Trump.

I would think all that tweeting would risk the possibility of raising a blister on his soft white fingertips.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:03 PM (nBr1j)

305 Barak also showed us his shotgun shooting skills

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (aC6Sd)

Lol. The photoshops of his skeet shooting were priceless.

I wonder if we'll ever know who was on board Air Force One when it did the low flyover above Manhattan and had Barry's voters running in terror?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

306 "Does Arizona somehow think a senate seat is a royal throne to which they can appoint whomever they want?"

Strange but true - the appointment power actually works that way! The person with the authority can appoint whomever he wants that fits the statutory requirements.

Mind.
Blown.

--------------

Seriously, yes, this stuff goes on. Mel Carnahan's widow was appointed to his senate seat. Others that I cannot recall also were. It is politics and this is the way politics works.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

307 Meeting with Kim Kardashian was a strategic move by Trump since she is married to Kanye West and he's apparently somewhat off the Democratic plantation. If the woman Kim was advocating for is African American-it helps to solidify a favorable POV for Trump with AA's who are paying attention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 03:03 PM (vw6r3)

308 Hey! Don't even compare use with David Hogg's biceps.

They didn't have to endure 400 years of oppression.

Posted by: Barack's Biceps at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (ATVNj)

309 This is what offended the left. A picture of a mother and a child.
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If she had any decency whatsoever, she would have butchered it as it was crowning.

Posted by: The Left at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (z/uHY)

310 Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised message to Manafort from Trump.

Hope so

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (czkHE)

311 I'd prefer Trump not showcase Kim Kardashian because she's fucking repulsive.

But Jimmy Acosta is the very last person on earth who has standing to criticize.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (398bZ)

312 You realize you are undermining the whole "Woe is Us!" thing we got going here, right?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

Yep. I'm into playing devil's advocate, because I do it with my own views to try to avoid a blinkered approach.

I could make the opposite argument re the Democrats, too, but on balance I think the one above is closer to reality, at least right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (YuRun)

313 Trump visited any servicemen deployed overseas yet?

Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (WQCXR)

314 The Atlanta Federal Reserve's latest forecast: 4.7% -May 31, 2018

The GDPNow model estimate for real GDP growth (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in the 2nd Quarter of 2018 is 4.7% on May 31st, up from 4.0% on May 25th.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (y3aQB)

315 OT sorta but The Kardashians are a perfect summary of what's wrong with our society today. Porn films, children out of wedlock, creating expectations to get something for nothing. That they are role models for millions of girls today is frightening.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (y1gYQ)

316 Bill Kristol might be right, so what?

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (aC6Sd)

317
well, the move was mostly about the joys of sexual harassment in the workplace, so there's that, too.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (v3pYe

Is that a book? The Joys of Sexual Harassment in the Workplace.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (jX/we)

318 I would think all that tweeting would risk the possibility of raising a blister on his soft white fingertips.

Bill has HB1 employees to do that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (QQ+il)

319 Morbidly obese Chris Chritie is a better athlete than Obama.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (LiyEm)

320 Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised message to Manafort from Trump.

The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache.
The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (KpEyG)

321 311 I'd prefer Trump not showcase Kim Kardashian because she's fucking repulsive.

I don't know. I don't think Kanye is all that repulsive.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (nBr1j)

322 You're not dreaming.

Libs say things first and have to use non-libs as their memory banks.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (vDqXW)

323 293

I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (GdWl+)

Have you seen my umbrella juggling routine?

Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

324 Are these people for real? It's like the flip of a switch and all of the sudden, presidential scrutiny is all the rage again. Do they think anyone with a functioning brain doesn't see what's going on? They must not care how obvious their bias is, or they simply don't respect those of us who know better.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (rs6qe)

325 Am I dreaming?

I'm sure this has been already covered, but not only did he hang, smoke, eat, party with celebs, he now thinks he is becoming one with the Netflix deal.

Of course he's always thought he was one, not a real president.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)

326 I would think all that tweeting would risk the possibility of raising a blister on his soft white fingertips.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:03 PM (nBr1j)

=======
Bill has the optional huge belly belt that keeps his phone on his giant belly when he is in hs Lazy Boy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (pw+jk)

327 Before Myth Busters went far left political, I thought it was a fun show - what's not to like about watching them try and blow stuff up?

Once they decided to serve a main course of politics and not so much myth busting, I lost interest. Is it still on the air?

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (EBwPV)

328 "oabama was on "Mythbusters" to try to prove a myth that they previously
disproved twice. And he still failed. Kind of sums up his whole
presidency."

I liked Mythbusters. Kari Byron had a nice behind.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

329 Morbidly obese Chris Chritie is a better athlete than Obama.

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Objection assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (sX1BW)

330 259 If history is any indicator from my now-dead blog, I'll be a big hit in Muldova.

hmm. i never realized "muldoon" was a racial epithet.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (sGtp+)

331 The prison reform bill is just another early release program. Since it has passed and I can't do anything about it , I can only hope that it really does reduce recidivism.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 02:59 PM

Recidivism? We're not trying to keep black people from going bald. Just keep them from going to jail again.

Posted by: Michelle O'Bama at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (LOgQ4)

332 All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves, mocking the former president this way.

Have you all conveniently forgotten how many times you, yes each of you, did not let him be clear?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (RqbNe)

333 Chris Christie could win a pie eating contest. Great athlete. Also could have been a champion at the greased pig chase, but he didn't like being greased.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:07 PM (md3fh)

334 "Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English. "

As if...as if... as if fiffififififif fif fif fif fif fif fif fif you know what yuh yuh yuh you're talkin' about.

Now then...I'm off to the island paradise of Kansas.

Posted by: Barky O' Lounger, preezy emeriteezy at May 31, 2018 03:07 PM (QGNGb)

335 Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English.
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And his double command of Austrian!

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 03:07 PM (EBwPV)

336 I bet Obama smoked a lot of pot in the WH.
==========================
That's most likely the reason he continues to smoke cigarettes. it cover's up the smell of herb.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 31, 2018 03:07 PM (ty7RM)

337 Trump has never requested permission to be clear.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:07 PM (nBr1j)

338 All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves, mocking the former president this way.

Have you all conveniently forgotten how many times you, yes each of you, did not let him be clear?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (RqbNe)

Now, now. This is not who we are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 03:07 PM (ptqGC)

339 Have you all conveniently forgotten how many times you, yes each of you, did not let him be clear?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (RqbNe)

I confess I personally kept him from eating several waffles.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2018 03:08 PM (953wK)

340 They literally did this to Reagan in 1980 when Anderson went independent. True cuck rockefeller repubs. They have no fucking honor.
Posted by: prescient11 at May 31, 2018 02:42 PM (q+HNC)

And yet, I recall the angry Demunists parroting that "a vote for Anderson is a vote for Reagan." In otherwords, it backfired on them!

So let The Mailman do it. Especially as the Commiecrats get more Demunist. The Mailman really *could* make a 3rd party move. 2020 could be a blast, and a 50 state sweep (plurality if not a majority even in CA) for Trump!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 31, 2018 03:08 PM (ujg0T)

341 It was very clear to me that Obama was a disaster for our country. Beyond that, there was no point in listening to his stupid ravings.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:08 PM (md3fh)

342 Trump has never found out about a scandal by reading about it in the newspapers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

343
323 Have you seen my umbrella juggling routine?

it'll never fool penn & teller.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (v3pYe)

344 Maybe he missed Jennifer Lopez and her lay at the time, her soon to be ex, canoodling with Barack Hussein Yomamma at the WH?

Posted by: True the Note at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (HLTe8)

345 Myth busters was cool and all, but Battlebots and Junkyard Wars were the shit.

I could watch people making trebuchets and amphibious vehicles out of oil drums and broken tractors - or two robots tearing each other apart -all day.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (mk7Bj)

346 Why do "memos" now possess such immense political power? From whence do they gain their legal significance?

Because it seems to me that we now live in a memocracy.

--

But, did ya get the memo?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (7ZVPa)

347 How many countries have been described as punching above their weight by Trump?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (nBr1j)

348 Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised message to Manafort from Trump.

The NeverTrumpers have lost their minds. Trump wasn't my first choice, but at least he's actually done some conservative things since he took office, and I can acknowledge that fact.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (rs6qe)

349 Wasn't it the Obama administration that applauded Dennis Rodman meeting with Kim Jong Un?

Dennis Rodman. A washed up NBA player who cross dressed, had a hundred tattoos and piercings and is more famous for his wedding dress fashion sense than the NBA championship teams he was on.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2018 03:10 PM (3+YcP)

350 287
Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised
message to Manafort from Trump. Always good to check in with the Lido
Deck to see how Trump is faring today.

Then he goes on at
some length talking about the collapse of moral values on the right.
Samantha Bee and Michelle Wolf notwithstanding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (LISuA)

***
Yes - of course. Samantha Bee seeing a picture of the President's daughter with her child and screaming "c*nt" is definitely evidence of the collapse of moral values on the right. Of course. Makes perfect sense to me.
Another tray of lasagna, Kasich?

Posted by: Bill Krstolmeth at May 31, 2018 03:10 PM (Fb9aZ)

351 And his double command of Austrian!

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 03:07 PM (EBwPV)

You rang?

Posted by: Adolf H at May 31, 2018 03:10 PM (/Elnz)

352 Let Bernie and Kasich run third party and they will cancel each other out like two black holes colliding. Ooops, is that racist to say black hole. Dark hole, that's it. Lack of whiteness hole. Am I OK now?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:10 PM (md3fh)

353 314 The Atlanta Federal Reserve's latest forecast: 4.7% -May 31, 2018

The GDPNow model estimate for real GDP growth (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in the 2nd Quarter of 2018 is 4.7% on May 31st, up from 4.0% on May 25th.
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (y3aQB)

Obama's policies are FINALLY kicking in!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:10 PM (YuRun)

354 Trump has never found out about a scandal by reading about it in the newspapers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

Of course not. He has a Staff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

355 Kasich will get about fifteen Republican votes, all in Hawaii, New York or California. He will be a complete non-entity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter

He would be likely to get about the same amount of never trumpers that wandered away in 2016. Dems will say that "yeah, maybe, possibly I would consider him", but won't. Why should they? They have more attractive (farther to the left) options. At the rate Trump is going, anyone ganging up now would fare worse than in 2016. Then, they were lining up to defend their turf against the wacky outsider (ignoring the fact that it was an "Outsider year"). What reason do they have for opposing the guy presiding over the improving economy? they want Jim Acosta's approval?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 31, 2018 03:11 PM (OOUHd)

356 Bill Kristol is convinced the De Souza pardon is merely a well-disguised
message to Manafort from Trump.

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Does Bill Kristol think he is smart in deducing this?

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:11 PM (sX1BW)

357 314 The Atlanta Federal Reserve's latest forecast: 4.7% -May 31, 2018

The GDPNow model estimate for real GDP growth (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in the 2nd Quarter of 2018 is 4.7% on May 31st, up from 4.0% on May 25th.
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (y3aQB)

Seriously, imagine the scene at DNC HQ on reading that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:11 PM (YuRun)

358 Bill Kristol might be right, so what?
Posted by: Skip

Only assholes would trust his opinions other than on the tuna fish sandwiches at Katz's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2018 03:11 PM (zfrbv)

359
Of course not. He has a Staff.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at May 31, 2018 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

And Stormy Daniels will tell you all about it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:11 PM (nBr1j)

360 Let Bernie and Kasich run third party and they will cancel each other out like two black holes colliding. Ooops, is that racist to say black hole. Dark hole, that's it. Lack of whiteness hole. Am I OK now?
Posted by: Ruthless

Use Asshole and you're good.

"Those two assholes will cancel each other out".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 03:12 PM (KpEyG)

361 Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.
............

Dude. DUUUUDE. Dude.

Posted by: Lamey McLamo at May 31, 2018 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

362

hmm. i never realized "muldoon" was a racial epithet.

They are a curious people who speak only in limericks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:12 PM (GdWl+)

363 347 How many countries have been described as punching above their weight by Trump?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (nBr1j)

And he hasn't even bowed world leader #1 yet. He's got a lot of catching up to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:13 PM (YuRun)

364 Acosta needs to snogg a rattlesnake to get those lucious kissable lips. Then things might get better.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2018 03:13 PM (UwRDM)

365 11
Acosta has blow job lips?

Posted by: Kanye at May 31, 2018 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

Does he like fish sticks too?

Posted by: Kanye at May 31, 2018 03:13 PM (8iiMU)

366 361 Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.
______________________________________

Oh, yeah? Pull my finger.

Posted by: Uncle Harold at May 31, 2018 03:13 PM (MnkFD)

367 Somehow I don't think Trump will bow to Whoa, Fat! Obama probably would have, if they had ever met.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:13 PM (md3fh)

368 It's funny, but no world famous comedian ever found any humor in Obama.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (nBr1j)

369 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (GdWl+)

Have you seen my umbrella juggling routine?
Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

Don't forget his awesome right hook, um, I mean his baseball throwing skills.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (fceHP)

370 I'd prefer Trump not showcase Kim Kardashian because she's fucking repulsive.

But Jimmy Acosta is the very last person on earth who has standing to criticize.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 31, 2018 03:04 PM (398bZ)

I agree, but let's not forget that not only is Kanye her husband but her stepfather, well , whatever he is, was a Trump supporter also. He may be upset with Trump now because of the military transgender BS, but Bruce was an invited guest to many Trump functions during the campaign and inauguration.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (3+YcP)

371 Fish dicks stew?

Posted by: Shep at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (MnkFD)

372
Robert Barnes
@Barnes_Law
Why did they keep the entrapment plot against Trump secret during campaign? Because entrapment only works when you get the target into the trap, and that requires keeping it secret. Their problem? They just never could get Trump near that trap.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (y3aQB)

373 The GDPNow model estimate for real GDP growth (seasonally adjusted annual rate) in the 2nd Quarter of 2018 is 4.7% on May 31st, up from 4.0% on May 25th
=================================
Under Obumbles, the actual's were always revised downward from forecast numbers. Under Trump, the actual's always correct upward.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (ty7RM)

374 And when does Trump start apologizing for us?

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (ZpfqO)

375 367 Trump will have to look down quite a bit on that jumbo shrimp...

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (LiyEm)

376 Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.

--

Can you get a Mountain Dew sponsorship for being a professional farter?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (mk7Bj)

377 321 311 I'd prefer Trump not showcase Kim Kardashian because she's fucking repulsive.

I don't know. I don't think Kanye is all that repulsive.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (nBr1j)

And the Jade Ass in the White House means that all the Memes are converging in reality.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (WDCYi)

378 327
Before Myth Busters went far left political, I thought it was a fun show
- what's not to like about watching them try and blow stuff up?

Once they decided to serve a main course of politics and not so much myth busting, I lost interest. Is it still on the air?

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (EBwPV)

As rating dwindled, the fired the Bsquad Tory, Grant and Kari and moved the show to some down grade cable channel. There the preformed busting on the cheap and you could see the spark was gone and eventually the shut it down.
I saw the wrap up show with all the characters on it. It was nice to see them. The knew they hit lighting in a bottle and really had fun with it.

I read somewhere recently that walrus man and blondie really hated each other, but I don't know if that's true.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (ymnmz)

379 Re Mythbusters:
Cari Byron. Mmm yes. Yes, indeed.
All in the name of science - and not that fake "climate science" - but real, hard STEM stuff . . if you know what I mean. Wink, wink.
https://tinyurl.com/y7g2nom5
You're welcome.

Posted by: Bill Krstolmeth at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (Fb9aZ)

380 369 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (GdWl+)

Have you seen my umbrella juggling routine?
Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

Don't forget his awesome right hook, um, I mean his baseball throwing skills.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (fceHP)

I was a fucking KRESKIN when it came to basketball brackets.

Posted by: Sycacuse Barry at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (XiVKO)

381 Arguably, 0bama's celebrity visits were just hobnobbing. He was meeting them because he's cool enough now to meet ~those~ cool people.

Trump is getting advice from them. Which does make most non-NYC, non-celebrity people go "WTF?!?"
But, these are the people Trump actually knows. It's the crowd he runs with. (In 0bama world, he was cool ~before~ he was Pres.) It's not like loads of other presidents have studiously avoided all but certified policy wonks.

Posted by: GWB at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (bPZSS)

382 Yumm, jumbo shrimp. -- Homer

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (md3fh)

383 Re growth estimates, has anyone asked that nitwit Krugman about any of his wildly inaccurate prognostications?

He famously predicted that 3.0% growth was not achievable, and that the stock market would collapse and not recover for a long time if Trump were elected.

Yet here we are.

No wonder Enron went tits up with him advising them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (YuRun)

384

The NeverTrumpers have lost their minds. Trump wasn't my first choice, but at least he's actually done some conservative things since he took office, and I can acknowledge that fact.

It's amazing to see all the people who are confused by those binary thingys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (GdWl+)

385 Every notch towards insanity the Dems move, the GOP moves one notch closer to the "center" (i.e. useless, dangerous, statist, empty-suited self-promotion with zero policy ambitions). Because they can. When "wow, look at our opponents, they're nuts!" is your only "campaign theme", you've arrived at the perfect Boehner/Ryan/Mitch/Beltway GOP spot: you let elections "come to you", you avoid standing for anything, and you sure as hell don't work hard to make real, critical changes.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (QDnY+)

Paging the Tea Party Patriots....paging the Tea Party Patriots....

With the Demunists in utter disarray, this may be the opportune time to primary some GOP deadwood. The old excuse of "Well, we have to support Congressman/Senator GOP Deadwood because otherwise the Demunists will take the seat", will hold less and less value if the Demunists march off to the far left.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (ujg0T)

386 And the Jade Ass in the White House means that all the Memes are converging in reality.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (WDCYi)

It's the Meme Singularity.

Posted by: Ray Kurzweil at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (8iiMU)

387 yet again, one more thing they ignore in a liberal, but just think is terrible thing for any non-liberal President to be doing. Shove it Jim

Posted by: TANSTAASFL at May 31, 2018 03:16 PM (Wa5hI)

388 But Jimmy Acosta is the very last person on earth who has standing to criticize.

He has standing. They believe all celebrities owe their celebrity to the media and are DNC property.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (FJXGr)

389 378 It's true they vowed to never work together again.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (LiyEm)

390 354 Of course not. He has a Staff.

phrasing?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (v3pYe)

391 378 I read somewhere recently that walrus man and blondie really hated each other, but I don't know if that's true.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (ymnmz)

Wouldn't surprise me. Walrus was fairly SRS BUSINESS. Adam was a complete goofball.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (WDCYi)

392 Seriously, imagine the scene at DNC HQ on reading that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:11 PM (YuRun)

Hope the windows don't open. Well, OK, maybe I hope they do. I denounce myself.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (MX7xj)

393 Tony Hawk's Net Worth: $140 Million

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (QQ+il)

394 Before Myth Busters went far left political, I thought it was a fun show - what's not to like about watching them try and blow stuff up?

Get woke, go broke?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (YuRun)

395 If the AZ gov actually appoints some idiot (i.e., McCain family member) instead of the weaker of the two current GOP front-runners for Flake's seat (the clear thing to do, tactically) ...... wow.

Inertia and a few other things have kept the US more or less going and prospering until now, but the GOP's threat to the country's future might be even worse than believed. We can't keep expecting electoral miracles outside the odds. The GOP can negate common sense and the popular will indefinitely, if Doucey actually does something like this, and gets away with it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (QDnY+)

396 Autotrader Pulls Ads from TBS's 'Full Frontal' After Samantha Bee's 'Feckless Cunt' Remark

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (y3aQB)

397 >>Arguably, 0bama's celebrity visits were just hobnobbing. He was meeting them because he's cool enough now to meet ~those~ cool people.

Trump is getting advice from them. Which does make most non-NYC, non-celebrity people go "WTF?!?"
- - -

Not so fast. Obama met with celebrities about their causes all the time. For example, he took a meeting with Leo DiCaprio to discuss climate change policy, and George Clooney to discuss Sudan. I'm sue there are many other examples just a Bing search away.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (W+vEI)

398

It's fun watching all of the libs (and nevertrumpers) follow each other off the cliff.

Maddowcow disease.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (fceHP)

399 380
369 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (GdWl+)

Have you seen my umbrella juggling routine?

Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

Don't forget his awesome right hook, um, I mean his baseball throwing skills.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (fceHP)

I was a fucking KRESKIN when it came to basketball brackets.

Posted by: Sycacuse Barry at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (XiVKO)

And I'm clean and articulate!Joey said so!

Posted by: Four Putt Emperor at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (8iiMU)

400 And, btw, I absolutely *LOVED* the NY Post cover! It was worthy of Ace.

Posted by: GWB at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (bPZSS)

401 I think there must be some confusion.

Posted by: Cuntless Feck at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (MnkFD)

402 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

Teh SCOAMF's physical prowess was only matched by his mad geographical skillz and his command of English.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 31, 2018 03:01 PM (GdWl+)

Have you seen my umbrella juggling routine?
Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

Don't forget his awesome right hook, um, I mean his baseball throwing skills.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:14 PM (fceHP)

Only surpassed by his weight lifting routine.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

403 I once made a cow mad. Turned out to be all bull though.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (md3fh)

404 345
Myth busters was cool and all, but Battlebots and Junkyard Wars were the shit.

I could watch people making trebuchets and amphibious vehicles out
of oil drums and broken tractors - or two robots tearing each other
apart -all day.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 31, 2018 03:09 PM (mk7Bj)

Oddly enough Grant Imahara was a battlebot champion several years running.
His was the one that was flat trapazoidy homeplate sort of thing that had a wicked fast mountaineer ice axe sort of device on it. His controller skills were insane and he destroyed many bots quickly.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (ymnmz)

405 379 Re Mythbusters:
Cari Byron. Mmm yes. Yes, indeed.
All in the name of science - and not that fake "climate science" - but real, hard STEM stuff . . if you know what I mean. Wink, wink.
https://tinyurl.com/y7g2nom5
You're welcome.
Posted by: Bill Krstolmeth at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (Fb9aZ)

"STEM stuff" you say?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, Staring Lustfully at a Ficus at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (Arlb8)

406 Being a famous skateboarder is only slightly less lame than being a famous farter.

--

Can you get a Mountain Dew sponsorship for being a professional farter?
Posted by: Joe,

I'd be happy with a Depends sponsorship.

It's a bitch being a professional farter AND not being able to trust a fart once you hit 50.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (KpEyG)

407 He famously predicted that 3.0% growth was not achievable, and that the stock market would collapse and not recover for a long time if Trump were elected.

Yet here we are.

No wonder Enron went tits up with him advising them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (YuRun)
---
The Dems almost all said--very authoritatively--Trump would never SEE 3% growth.

Years later, they said--again very authoritatively--if you SEE 3% growth, thank Obama.

Dems are insufferable know-it-alls, but it's hard to take both statements with an authoritative air. The correct prediction would have been in 2016: IF Trump sees 3%, it will only be because of Obama.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (vDqXW)

408 378 I read somewhere recently that walrus man and blondie really hated each other, but I don't know if that's true.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (ymnmz)
------------------------------------

Just watching the show as the politics started dragging all the fun out of it, it seemed to me that Jamie Le Beret was ticked that Adam the Ant wouldn't shut up about politics and just stick to the script.

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (EBwPV)

409 403 I once made a cow mad. Turned out to be all bull though.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (md3fh)

And that's udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (nBr1j)

410 Obama could eat more paste than me and that is saying something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (pw+jk)

411
It's amazing to see all the people who are confused by those binary thingys.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Confused, paid, or raging egos of those invested in political outcomes?

YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Posted by: NFL commercials from the '90's at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (zfrbv)

412 I fondly remember Obama's excellent basketball skilz. And bike riding. And umbrella handling.

And he shoots skeet like nobody's business.

Posted by: Reggie at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (FJXGr)

413 403 I once made a cow mad. Turned out to be all bull though.
Posted by: Ruthless

Keep milking it

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (Bdeb0)

414 If the AZ gov actually appoints some idiot (i.e., McCain family member) instead of the weaker of the two current GOP front-runners for Flake's seat (the clear thing to do, tactically) ...... wow.

------------

Cindy McCain will lead the GOP fight to save Roe v. Wade during the next Court confirmation battle.

She, Murkowski, and Collins will be on the cover of Time as the GOP women fighthing for woman's right to choose. The Media will hail her a hero.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

415 What does mean to donkey punch above your weight?

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (398bZ)

416 ... there must be some confusion.
Posted by: Cuntless Feck at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (MnkFD)
---
I can't get no relief.

Posted by: Joker to the Thief at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (vDqXW)

417 391
378 I read somewhere recently that walrus man and blondie really hated each other, but I don't know if that's true.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (ymnmz)

Wouldn't surprise me. Walrus was fairly SRS BUSINESS. Adam was a complete goofball.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 03:17 PM (WDCYi)

When the builds got hard, it was all " Hey Grant can you give us a hand over here" Refer to the mechanized Samaria sword rig.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (ymnmz)

418 hmm. i never realized "muldoon" was a racial epithet.

They are a curious people who speak only in limericks.

They are just a legend.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (QQ+il)

419 I thought skeets were a protected species. No? Like the Snail Darter or some bug?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:22 PM (md3fh)

420
Wired Sources

ABC estimated to lose $60 million in ad revenue amid canceling their top rated show 'Roseanne' - The Wrap

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:22 PM (y3aQB)

421 I'm old, but I remember Reagan being lambasted in the press for his Hollywood connections and social events.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 31, 2018 03:22 PM (MIKMs)

422 Just watching the show as the politics started dragging all the fun out of it, it seemed to me that Jamie Le Beret was ticked that Adam the Ant wouldn't shut up about politics and just stick to the script.
Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (EBwPV)

I liked Jamie a lot. I'd watch a show with just him, frankly. Sometimes I wanted to punch Adam in the throat, but sometimes he was funny. I liked it when he'd get hurt doing something dumb.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 31, 2018 03:22 PM (MX7xj)

423 Samantha Bee also intimated the incest meme that was prevalent in the campaign, but she gets a pass on that I guess. Truly a disgusting human being.

Posted by: rammajamma at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (AjNMO)

424 419 I thought skeets were a protected species. No? Like the Snail Darter or some bug?
Posted by: Ruthless

Not much to skeet after you clean them

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (Bdeb0)

425 Morbidly obese Chris Chritie is a better athlete than Obama.

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Objection assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:06 PM (sX1BW)

Christie would be a much better hockey goalie.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (pAx+1)

426 Wouldn't surprise me. Walrus was fairly SRS BUSINESS. Adam was a complete goofball.
Posted by: Hikaru

There's a way to be business and fun and then his way - stick up his ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (KpEyG)

427 Curmudgeon, yes, but the gigantic bloodletting *inside* the GOP some of us have been desperately hoping for since Trump was elected is nowhere in sight.

Might be that the electorate will revolt on the presidential level, but is still self-destructively distracted and/or lazy at all levels below that.

And don't forget that many "tea party" types who *were* actual upstarts ...... basically blended in and became useless, very quickly, in DC. Americans are busy, everything in our history and circumstances makes it unlikely they will vote with the diligence, and persistence, for "radical" change that apparently will be required to nudge the ship in a truly different direction.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (QDnY+)

428 Obama could eat more paste than me and that is saying something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (pw+jk)
............

Is that what they're calling it now?

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

429 I'm old, but I remember Reagan being lambasted in the press for his Hollywood connections and social events.
=======

I guess they had selective memories back then too.

How quickly they forgot Cher and Gregg Allman running to the WH days after Carter was inaugurated.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

430 Got attacked by some sort of snake in my garage. Not sure why he was in my garage in the first place but he was laying beside my truck. I pushed him out into the driveway three separate times with a broom but he kept coming back.
The fourth time I started pushing him out of the garage he started attacking me and I had to kill him. I can't find anything in the garage that would have made him not want to leave.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

431 I wouldn't let KK on the property unless she stripped down nekkid.

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (2Mnv1)

432

BREAKING: Advertisers Begin Leaving Samantha Bee's Show After Her Attack On Ivanka Trump

ha!

Dailywire

example

Autotrader @AutoTrader_com
Thank you to those who reached out regarding our sponsorship of Full Frontal. The comments expressed by Samantha Bee were offensive and unacceptable and do not reflect the views of our company. As a result, we have suspended our sponsorship of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (fceHP)

433 Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 03:18 PM (W+vEI)

I would revise my objection to celebrities having an opportunity to have the ear of the President if they are actually running and funding an organization of perceived importance rather that just having a stated cause. Unfortunately most of these organizations are left leaning though some are bipartisan.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (y1gYQ)

434 While I would have never guessed "prison reform," I am pleasantly surprised to learn that Kim Kardashian actually strives to do something to leave a mark on the world.

Instead of just a buttprint.

Posted by: reason at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (XiVKO)

435 Kari Byron looks a lot like my HS girlfriend. Thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (sjdRT)

436 ABC estimated to lose $60 million in ad revenue amid canceling their top rated show 'Roseanne' - The Wrap

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Time to revisit the Business Judgment Rule?

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (sX1BW)

437 408
378 I read somewhere recently that walrus man and blondie really hated each other, but I don't know if that's true.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (ymnmz)

------------------------------------

Just watching the show as the politics started dragging all the fun
out of it, it seemed to me that Jamie Le Beret was ticked that Adam the
Ant wouldn't shut up about politics and just stick to the script.

Posted by: Boots at May 31, 2018 03:20 PM (EBwPV)

Of course there was the time that the shot a cannon ball at a range near SF and the ball skipped off the sand berm and traveled 5 miles down to he city /suburbs and struck a house.

Good times.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

438 The ginger sciencey chick on Mythbusters is a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (M2Zoe)

439 Not much to skeet after you clean them
Posted by: wrg500

They cook up like the Christmas Vacation turkey.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (KpEyG)

440 Thanks to everyone who corrected my mistake about Tom Hanks. At least it was a professional skateboarder who used the halls of the White House to show off his skills.///

Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (Kcf2u)

441 416 ... there must be some confusion.
Posted by: Cuntless Feck at May 31, 2018 03:19 PM (MnkFD)
---
I can't get no relief.

Posted by: Joker to the Thief at May 31, 2018 03:21 PM (vDqXW)

_______________________________________

Nice.

Posted by: Crossfire Hurricane at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (MnkFD)

442 I can't find anything in the garage that would have made him not want to leave.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

--

Mice

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (7ZVPa)

443 New rules victory nood.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (Ojki1)

444 Autotrader Pulls Ads from TBS's 'Full Frontal' After Samantha Bee's 'Feckless Cunt' Remark

and now you know why she "apologized".

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (QQ+il)

445 nood ads

Posted by: reason at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (XiVKO)

446 430 - The second time was the clue - just sayin.

Posted by: rammajamma at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (AjNMO)

447 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

Is it still cool outside? Maybe finding warmth from your car if it had recently been driven.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (y1gYQ)

448 432

BREAKING: Advertisers Begin Leaving Samantha Bee's Show After Her Attack On Ivanka Trump

ha!

Dailywire

example

Autotrader @AutoTrader_com

Thank you to those who reached out regarding our sponsorship of
Full Frontal. The comments expressed by Samantha Bee were offensive and
unacceptable and do not reflect the views of our company. As a result,
we have suspended our sponsorship of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (fceHP)

Apology not accepted.
Here is the part where she lashes out to make up for her horrible remark. Step 2 for lefties is always to lash out.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 03:25 PM (ymnmz)

449 Time to revisit the Business Judgment Rule?

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (sX1BW)
__________________________________

POLITICS IS OUR BUSINESS!!!!!!!

Posted by: ABC at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (MnkFD)

450 Fish rot from the head down. We have to go at the GOPe from the top. It doesn't work, apparently, to work from the bottom because the newly minted Reps and Senators just get dragged into the morass by the existing swamp creatures.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (md3fh)

451 442 I can't find anything in the garage that would have made him not want to leave.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

--

Mice
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 31, 2018 03:24 PM (7ZVPa)

Baby snakes. Lots and lots of baby snakes, looking all writhy and shit.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (nBr1j)

452 Got attacked by some sort of snake in my garage. Not sure why he was in my garage in the first place but he was laying beside my truck. I pushed him out into the driveway three separate times with a broom but he kept coming back.
The fourth time I started pushing him out of the garage he started attacking me and I had to kill him. I can't find anything in the garage that would have made him not want to leave.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

You are a super nice guy. You gave him three more chances than I would have.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (KpEyG)

453 Has anyone ever considered that one reason why Kim Kardashian' s ass looks so huge is that her waist is so small?
I bet in real life it's big, but not as stupid as it looks in pictures.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (7uYFy)

454
Dinesh D'Souza
Bharara & his goons bludgeoned me into the plea by threatening to add a second redundant charge carrying a prison term of FIVE YEARS
=====
HMMM sound like Mueller & Flynn much

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (y3aQB)

455 427 Curmudgeon, yes, but the gigantic bloodletting *inside* the GOP some of us have been desperately hoping for since Trump was elected is nowhere in sight.

Might be that the electorate will revolt on the presidential level, but is still self-destructively distracted and/or lazy at all levels below that.

And don't forget that many "tea party" types who *were* actual upstarts ...... basically blended in and became useless, very quickly, in DC. Americans are busy, everything in our history and circumstances makes it unlikely they will vote with the diligence, and persistence, for "radical" change that apparently will be required to nudge the ship in a truly different direction.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 03:23 PM (QDnY+)

I hate to use this phrase, but bloodletting is "not who we are...." :-D

Even past GOP infights, like Goldwater vs. Rockefeller, or Taft vs. Dewey, were relatively low-key. Which unfortunately masked their seriousness.

One refreshing thing about reading history: as dismayed as I get about the GOPee, it *isn't* new. Rockefeller Republicans? Mee-too-ers? Dimestore New Dealers? Eastern Establishment? Terms of the past describing an intraparty GOP situation that is very much like the present.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (ujg0T)

456 When did gigantic asses become desirable. I mean gigantic as opposed to round, firm and perky.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (nBr1j)

457 404 Oddly enough Grant Imahara was a battlebot champion several years running.

indeed. and in one of the "meet the builders" segments, it turned out he had a paraplegic cat and had built a box with wheels and a couple of buttons ("go forward", "go backwards and turn") for the cat. there was video of the cat driving the box around the house.

pretty sure that was grant.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (sGtp+)

458 I wouldn't let KK on the property unless she stripped down nekkid.
Posted by: Fritz

No thanks. I know (some) of who have been there

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 31, 2018 03:28 PM (OOUHd)

459 I'm old, but I remember Reagan being lambasted in the press for his Hollywood connections and social events.
=======

Well, Reagan consorting with Hollywood celebrities is kind of like regular politicians consorting with Washington celebrities, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (7uYFy)

460 Wired Sources

ABC estimated to lose $60 million in ad revenue amid canceling their top rated show 'Roseanne' - The Wrap

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 03:22 PM (y3aQB)

===========
I bet the loss for shutting it down will be that plus much more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 31, 2018 03:29 PM (pw+jk)

461 When did gigantic asses become desirable. I mean gigantic as opposed to round, firm and perky.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (nBr1j)

Around the same time blowing $300 on a pair of sneakers became cool.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2018 03:30 PM (7uYFy)

462 >>I would revise my objection to celebrities having an opportunity to have the ear of the President if they are actually running and funding an organization of perceived importance rather that just having a stated cause.

I am not pro-celebrity, just anti-hypocrisy. Obama loved partnering with celebrities to promote his - and their - issues. In fact, he excelled at getting them to overtly (PSAs) a*and* covertly (written into tv storylines) push his agenda.

Even when a celebrity does have a non-profit org for their per cause it may be a sham (see Leo DiCaprio's climate charge non-profit).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

463 456 When did gigantic asses become desirable. I mean gigantic as opposed to round, firm and perky.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 03:27 PM (nBr1j)

Ask Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (WDCYi)

464 Ask Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 03:31 PM (WDCYi)
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He cannot lie.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 03:54 PM (vDqXW)

465 "Blowjob-Lips" Acosta. Perfect.

Posted by: red speck at May 31, 2018 03:57 PM (6Krd7)

466 450 Fish rot from the head down. We have to go at the GOPe from the top. It doesn't work, apparently, to work from the bottom because the newly minted Reps and Senators just get dragged into the morass by the existing swamp creatures.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 03:26 PM (md3fh)

Hit everything at every direction. From both the top and the bottom.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 31, 2018 04:16 PM (J655h)

467 130 I'll bet there were major repairs and de-lousing to do to the WH after Barry and Mooch departed.

Drug sniffing dogs too.

Posted by: Wit's End at May 31, 2018 06:42 PM (ROYpB)

468 172 I think Himmler and Heydrich sported what people might mean by "Nazi haircut". Though it may have been just fashion/style at the time. Looking at documentaries and film footage of the Wehrmacht on the eastern front, that haircut was common.

When head lice ruled the day military recruits got the skin head haircut. Sidewalls remained afterward.

Posted by: Wit's End at May 31, 2018 06:46 PM (ROYpB)

469 Caption:
"Sad Sacks, Soy Boys and Pneumatic Love Dolls. THIS is CNN!"

Posted by: JBSPRY at June 01, 2018 11:54 AM (LFiVY)

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