Samantha Bee, Feckless ****

There's a revolution brewing. People will not submit to a double-standard so blatant.

Bee is actually receiving an award for "advancing social change."

How does TBS justify this? Simple; it doesn't. It doesn't have to. No one in the media has asked them about it or made it an issue about which they must respond.

There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third class caste.

More: The media is not only not criticizing Bee -- it's praising her, linking her line as super-funny clickbait, and advertising her show for free.

Samantha Bee has a message for Ivanka Trump. https://t.co/FlCUmUzxtz
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) May 31, 2018

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:26 PM

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1 first?

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 12:27 PM (9iLHi)

2 We don't want to change the world.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2018 12:27 PM (xBSm0)

3 double standard?

What's a standard?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:27 PM (7LY+6)

4 Twelfth

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 31, 2018 12:27 PM (roQNm)

5 I even read all the content!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 12:28 PM (9iLHi)

6 "I can call you names, but you can't call me names! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!"

Posted by: w at May 31, 2018 12:28 PM (vhrlk)

7 Was she wearing a clown nose? Also, Bee's husband is a racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

8 I do have to say that I'm surprised at how restrained most people are about this stuff.

Certainly there are hotheads but really you would expect someone to have died because of this stuff by now.

I guess you could say it is cowardice or things are still too good or what have you.

Still, I'm surprised. It wouldn't be hard to get to someone like this and you'd likely get away with it if you planned it in advance.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:28 PM (4ErVI)

9 Another double standard: Why is Rosie O'Donnell not in jail?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 12:28 PM (DK0L4)

10 Hope she doesn't get canned. True hypocrisy on parade.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 31, 2018 12:29 PM (14qvS)

11 i think they do...since the gop cuck class helps enforce these double standards because it gives them gina tingles for feeling so moral. cause that's not who we are.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 12:29 PM (FOPyv)

12

The hypocrisy is hitting the fan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:29 PM (fceHP)

13 With double standards, you should always have one handy.

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2018 12:29 PM (0+nbW)

14
I coulda been first but I had to spellcheck 'twelfth'. Can you believe it?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 31, 2018 12:29 PM (roQNm)

15 Still, I'm surprised. It wouldn't be hard to get to someone like this and you'd likely get away with it if you planned it in advance.z'

I wouldn't say I'd smile if that happened - but I'd smile if that happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (k1TUh)

16 Also, Bee's husband is a racist."

Still wondering - 'xactly what "race" is South/Central American anyway?

/everything is rayciss these days.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (7LY+6)

17 Of course people will tolerate it! They have for years and will continue to do so

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (5gaNQ)

18 Ace,my theory is they know they are immune and try to provoke a response in kind.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (LiyEm)

19

Bee is as bad as Sykes.

Rush covering this now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (fceHP)

20 Let's convince Samantha Bee to go to South Africa and mock their murdering president and his family.

They love that stuff!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

21 >>I coulda been first but I had to spellcheck 'twelfth'.

12th

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (warH9)

22 I get the same vibe from Bee as I get from Melissa Etheridge - it's really dirty, smelly and crusted down there.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (vg8iE)

23 Samantha Bee? Never heard of her.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (14qvS)

24 The Republican ads for the fall elections just write themselves. Why doesn't our side use them you may ask? Because our side consists mainly of feckless you know whats, that's why.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (DK0L4)

25 11 i think they do...since the gop cuck class helps enforce these double standards because it gives them gina tingles for feeling so moral. cause that's not who we are.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 12:29 PM (FOPyv)

Every time something like this happens, kick McCain in the nuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (4ErVI)

26 There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 12:26 PM Comments

Will there? I wish I could be so sure.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

27 Certainly there are hotheads but really you would expect someone to have died because of this stuff by now."

Well, the Alexandria, VA emergency response folks are pretty good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:31 PM (7LY+6)

28 Isn't she the wife of the guy who didn't want kids bused into his kid's school?

Wasn't there a post here a couple of weeks ago about this bitch and her husband?

Posted by: Slip & Slide at May 31, 2018 12:31 PM (cQMpQ)

29 Well, we gotta hope they won't submit.

At some point.

Not sure what that will be, or even if there is such a thing.

We'll just hafta wait and see.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 31, 2018 12:31 PM (GNCPT)

30 So who are her advertisers for the show?

Posted by: WisRich at May 31, 2018 12:31 PM (G0vdT)

31 22 I get the same vibe from Bee as I get from Melissa Etheridge - it's really dirty, smelly and crusted down there.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (vg8iE)

As I said a few threads ago :

Bee needs to clean the sand and scarabs out of her hoo-hah, and go back to her sarcophagus.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 12:31 PM (WDCYi)

32 garrett at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM

Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 31, 2018 12:31 PM (roQNm)

33 >>Wasn't there a post here a couple of weeks ago about this bitch and her husband?

Couple weeks ago...and this morning.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (warH9)

34

Rush reminded me of Chelsea Handler.

Bee, Sykes, Griffin, Chelsea, all supposed comediens who use the ultimate filth for humor. Really vulgar stuff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (fceHP)

35 14
I coulda been first but I had to spellcheck 'twelfth'. Can you believe it?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 31, 2018 12:29 PM (roQNm)

Looks too Anglo-Saxon. That always brings me up short.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

36 I have no idea who this talentless POS is. Don't care. Never will.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (2sCft)

37 We'll see how this plays out. Remember, the bubble around these people is 4 feet thick reinforced concrete with a tungsten alloy shell. They are surrounded by like-thinking people who praise everything they do and condemn anyone who dares stray with violent fury.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+)

38 People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste. "

Sure about that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (7LY+6)

39 0. There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:26 PM

There will be no consequences. Nobody on "our" side DARES become The Strong Horse.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (WDCYi)

40 Samantha, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (7HtZB)

41 I think the more normies who see Samantha Bee, the more Trump voters there will be in 2020.

TBS runs ads for her show non-stop, and she is repellant.

*Not just show ads, but essentially political ads, e.g. two minutes of hate on Trump, Pruitt, McConnell, the NRA, etc. And they must think it's effective because she's getting son Social Change award from a tv industry group.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (W+vEI)

42 36th

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (W8unq)

43 the quota system has been a direct double standard for a long time ...

"white privilege" (and "genetic white racism") is well rooted in the campuses
sometimes people embrace the double standard, if they feel safe in their own privileged skins.

but yes, Revolution is needed ... or assertion of rule of law by prosecuting Queen Hillary ... fish rots from head down ... lets start by locking up the rotten old heads of state.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (bT8Z4)

44 also it's sad because the left is reduced to incoherent rage. This isn't an insult like roseanne (which makes no sense since jarret and the particular POA character is white-ish) it's just vituperative.

something an incel shouts at a jock or a worn out middle aged hag who thinks she's a pretty lashes out at an actual pretty girl.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (FOPyv)

45 Aaaaarrrrggghhh

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (W8unq)

46 It's important that they do this. having this ability proves that they have power. Being able to change words, terms and their meaning (gay marriage is supposedly same sex marriage) or banning others while cheering their usage (rap songs with filth are okay when sung by some; by white sorority girls, not so much).

The point of 1984 was having the ability to announce the chocolate ration and daring people to question it. And utterly destroying anyone who didn't cheer.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (OOUHd)

47 Bee is like a bratty 5 year old that curses in front of company.
She craves attention.
Nothing will happen to her because it's perfectly okay for liberal comics to verbally assault conservative women.
Ask Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin.

Posted by: FROMNJ at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (sCjDS)

48 Did she stomp her foot snd flounce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (UwRDM)

49 I don't know, Ace, I think lots of people would happily become second or third caste as long as they could have someone to rule them and tell them what to think and feel and wear and say.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (vkS2Z)

50 Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel.....

This is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

51 Looking around, I have a hard time believing it. Who is going to impose the consequences? Those who already don't watch Bee's show? Bee's liberal viewers who eat this shit up with a spoon? I just don't see it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (SRarZ)

52
I coulda been first but I had to spellcheck 'twelfth'

Since when do we use Elvish words around here?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (fuK7c)

53 "43 the quota system has been a direct double standard for a long time ...

"white privilege" (and "genetic white racism") is well rooted in the campuses
sometimes people embrace the double standard, if they feel safe in their own privileged skins."

well, it used to make sense when it was affirmative action for descendants of USA slaves. Not for anyone anywhere on earth to come into USA and get prime jobs.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (FOPyv)

54 >>> People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Hold my tea.

Posted by: Modern British Men at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (SEUam)

55 "There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste."
I strongly disagree. There are already 2nd and 3rd castes.
Top tier - the political elite (both parties). Almost always held unaccountable for their actions. Hollywood is in this boat as well (well those who don't lean toward the right anyways).
Conservatives, gun rights advocates, advocates for the rule of law -- we are 2nd and 3rd caste. Castigated, ridiculed, mocked, and worse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (jxbfJ)

56 Julia Ioffe got a better job once she claimed on twitter that Ivanka and her father were sleeping together.
'Disgusting' doesn't do enough to describe these people.

When Bee, Ioffe and others like them suffer the same fate as Justine Sacco, then we are getting somewhere.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (LISuA)

57
And yet, Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (VM6ev)

58 There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:26 PM

Since when? 2nd and 3rd caste is cool these days. You can get free Starbucks and unlimited lawsuits.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (9BLnV)

59 42 36th

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 31, 2018 12:33 PM (W8unq)

I lol'd.

Posted by: reason at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (XiVKO)

60 People won't stand for it? Of course they will.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (lwiT4)

61 "well, it used to make sense when it was affirmative action for descendants of USA slaves. Not for anyone anywhere on earth to come into USA and get prime jobs."

consider that fucking descendants of conquistadors are getting front of line privileges thanks to Obama's feckless cunt anti-americanism.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (FOPyv)

62
She seems nice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

63 What a nasty human being. Hillary must be her inspiration.

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (2Mnv1)

64 I don't know what these people are, but they sure aren't comedians. Comedians are supposed to be funny, not mean and stupid. Are they even human? Starting to look questionable. Won't mention apes or Wookies or anything here because that would be racist and so forth. Well, OK, I did mention them but I was just kidding ha ha. Now THAT's funny.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (md3fh)

65 Samantha Bee and Cleveland Steamers.
Two things I wouldn't have known about withoug reading AoSHQ.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (ctuyM)

66 And yet, Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (VM6ev)

If Roseanne had just called ValJar a Muslim Brotherhood-loving ferret, she would have been speaking the truth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

67 People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:26 PM

The obvious answer is that we need a more finely delineated caste system, I suggest we start with at least 57 castes, one for each state that Obama wanted to visit!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (n9EOP)

68 There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:26 PM

How does my Oscar awards' ass taste? I've been ignoring a rape conviction for decades.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (OOUHd)

69 Since when do we use Elvish words around here?"

Ash nazg thrak... ah, that's all I remember.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (7LY+6)

70 "How does TBS justify this? Simple; it doesn't. It doesn't have to."

The entire leftist MSM-entertainment-pop culture-complex message we are immersed is fake news propaganda, wrapped in a distortion, inside a lie

Posted by: Ripley at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (MxEKc)

71 Every time something like this happens, kick McCain in the nuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (4ErVI)

Are they stored in his wife's purse or the Chamber of Commerce's purse?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (aVYsC)

72 Repeated from last thread: Bee is developing an app to make a game out of the midterm elections ( supposedly a 'non-partisan' game... uh- huh...)

Her sponsor is Archer Daniels Midland.

Bing that company and see that they are " the most prominent recipient of corporate welfare in recentUS history."

So, her husband is a blatant NIMBY racist and she is enjoying the largess of skimming off of American taxpayers. Funny how unscrupulous the left is.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (SGpFT)

73

Hey, I was calling people Feckless Scrunts long before it was cool, how about a little cred?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Feckless Penis at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (UFLLM)

74 65 Samantha Bee and Cleveland Steamers.
Two things I wouldn't have known about withoug reading AoSHQ.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (ctuyM)

Smart. Military. Blog.

Posted by: reason at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (XiVKO)

75 The media creates the narrative and as long as it remains a one sided shill for the Democrat Party there will be no consequences. It is as simple as that.

Media Delenda Est.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (DK0L4)

76 This is one Bee that wouldn't recognize honey if she was stuck in a barrel of it. More of a shit bee, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (md3fh)

77 The viewers weren't offended by this. Of course, the "viewers" were all family members of Samantha, and are the same people who've been telling her, "No, you ARE funny! It's everyone else who doesn't get it."

Posted by: Ted K. at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (9SA8w)

78
People will not submit to a double-standard so blatant.

Says who?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (IqV8l)

79 What is TBS and where does one write to them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (vw6r3)

80 The thing is, I miss the days back when marketing guys were ruthless, when they would see an event like this or the Roseanne tweet and say "THIS IS GOLD! Everyone will tune in next week to see what they say on the show! We can't lose!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (39g3+)

81 CN, LGopS, Anon a Mouse have my proxy for this thread.

I.e., don't be so sure, ace. The US didn't get to where it is because it has a living civic culture, a press, or (on balance, overall) a functioning sentient citizenry, or an "elite" superstructure that is other than alien, repugnant, and stupid.

Forecast: more of the same (with perhaps a long-predictable GOP "victory" in the fall ...... which translates as "more of more of the same", barring unforeseen changes).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (QDnY+)

82

What words will the use to explain this:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Will be giving a Full Pardon to Dinesh D'Souza today. He was treated very unfairly by our government!

They've used the "c" word. What's left?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (fceHP)

83 I have no idea who this talentless POS is. Don't care. Never will.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 31, 2018 12:32 PM (2sCft)
-----------------------------

She's the one who did an embarrassingly fawning interview of Schneiderman, the NY AG who was abusing his girlfriends. "Schneider Man," as in superhero.

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (8TdcF)

84 As much as I don't care about Roseanne, she did pick the perfect time for her meltdown. Just a few days before The MSM was screaming how horrible and racist the NFL was to require respectful behavior from it's employee s during business hours. And Ina whiplash French and the ducks are celebrating ABC for firing her for speech on Roseanne s own time

Posted by: HowardDevore at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (CZWTf)

85 At the risk of saying something REALLY unpopular, most of the white middle class is soft and docile. There are only isolated disorganized pockets of pushback out there.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (zSVEm)

86 She'll get the lead in Disney's Barbara Fett.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (VgKNm)

87 Every time something like this happens, kick McCain in the nuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (4ErVI)

Are they stored in his wife's purse or the Chamber of Commerce's purse?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (aVYsC)

One's stored in Cindy's purse, the other's stored in the CoC's purse.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (Arlb8)

88 60 People won't stand for it? Of course they will.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (lwiT4)

I won't stand for anything!

:hic:

Posted by: Hillary! at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

89 61 consider that fucking descendants of conquistadors are getting front of line privileges thanks to Obama's feckless cunt anti-americanism.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 12:34 PM (FOPyv)

Conquistadors gotta Reconquista.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (WDCYi)

90 Now THAT's funny.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:35 PM (md3fh)

A real shocker is to go look at the old comics, like Red Skelton, Abbot and Costello , Jack Benny, etc.

Not a vicious mean "pseudo-joke" among the lot!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (n9EOP)

91 And get this,Star Wars shills are blaming Solo's weak box office on the fact that it is a white male lead.LOL

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (LiyEm)

92 Another double standard: Why is Rosie O'Donnell not in jail?
Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 12:28 PM (DK0L4)

They don't have any double-wide cells in the all-you-can-eat-buffett section of the jail.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (9BLnV)

93 You know, if the makers of Monistat ever need to Anthropomorphize a Yeast Infection - you know for a Spokesmodel or Mascot?

Samantha Bee would be a good 1st choice.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (warH9)

94 >>There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Think the consequences are seen in things like Trump's approval numbers over 5%0, and 2/3 crediting him with the economy.

We non-progressive don't have a rapid-response boycott operation like the progressives do, but it does seem like people *are* noticing the Left's over the top hate and they are repelled. We'll see...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

95 I don't know what these people are, but they sure aren't comedians.

The overall apparatus stopped being funny when Letterman got caught diddling the interns. And then CBS doubled down by giving that shitheel Colbert the 1130 slot over Craig Ferguson who was the sole remaining funny person on network TV. Now, it's 24/7 "let's make the flyover rubes uncomfortable." FO, MFM.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (Boy/L)

96 The left is already spinning it as "Bee is brilliant for using cu*t to shock America into paying attention" to the poor widdle illegals who need to be sent the fuck home along with their cunt mothers

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (5gaNQ)

97 71 Every time something like this happens, kick McCain in the nuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (4ErVI)

Are they stored in his wife's purse or the Chamber of Commerce's purse?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (aVYsC)

A glass jar on Chuck Schumer's desk.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (WDCYi)

98 What is TBS and where does one write to them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (vw6r3)

Turner Broadcasting, Atlanta, GA

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

99 I'm not sure that Barr is really evidence of a double standard. There is a double standard. I just don't think she's a good example. White/Black race relations have been a bit touchy for well, always, in this country. If you misstep in that particular area, there's real potential for disaster. Ask Jimmy the Greek. And even lefties can step on that landmine, like the law prof who not long ago went to a Halloween party in blackface (and only kept her gig due to the extraordinary protections afforded by tenure).

Outside of this context lefties occasionally step on a rake too - like Griffen getting canned over her Trump beheading stunt.

I'm fine if people want to make a play for Bee's job over this. But I think apolitical, non-political types are unlikely to be persuaded that these two things are alike. Anything touching race is just different, compared to being called a cunt, even after #metoo.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (3UF8d)

100 Basically the Daily Show inflicted a whole swath of unfunny comedians on most of them foreigners and worse....

...CANADIANS!!!!

Stephen Colbert - Identifies as a South Carolinian but was born in D.C which means, Dickbag

Samantha Bee - CANADIAN!!!

John Oliver - British - Really bad teeth, also HOMO

Trevor Noah - South African, also HOMO

Basically it generated most of the fascist liberal garbage people that write and produce for most of the shows on TV.

For instance Michelle Wolffs husband who was also a Daily show alum writes and stars in a show called The Detour on TBS, he's also a filthy Canadian Ice Back and is married to that filthy piece of shit Samantha Bee.

So these fucks are everywhere.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (UfMVm)

101 I suggest some comedian use the exact same phrase directed at the older Obama daughter, and see what happens.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (lwiT4)

102 What is TBS and where does one write to them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

turner.info@turner.com

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)

103 And get this,Star Wars shills are blaming Solo's weak box office on the fact that it is a white male lead.

Deadpool waves, assholes. And it's frigging R.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (Boy/L)

104 I have no idea who this is. I haven't had cable in over a year and just cancelled our Netflix.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 12:40 PM (9iLHi)

105 There will be consequences?
Agreed.

In fact - cue Fred Thompson, because I think this business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-JA1ffd5Ms

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 31, 2018 12:40 PM (Fb9aZ)

106 I take comfort in the knowledge that it always ends in tears.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 12:40 PM (yQpMk)

107 98 What is TBS and where does one write to them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (vw6r3)

Turner Broadcasting, Atlanta, GA

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

Sigh. I tried my best.

Posted by: Zombie General Sherman at May 31, 2018 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

108 Steve Carrel was also a correspondent on The Daily Show.Except he went on to have a real career not become yet another left wing attack dog.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:40 PM (LiyEm)

109 The left is already spinning it as "Bee is brilliant
for using cu*t to shock America into paying attention" to the poor
widdle illegals who need to be sent the fuck home along with their cunt
mothers

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (5gaNQ)

Gee, that's funny, what with Bee's feckless husband trying to prevent dusky children from being bused to his kids' school.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

110 Every time something like this happens, kick McCain in the nuts.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (4ErVI)
Are they stored in his wife's purse or the Chamber of Commerce's purse?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (aVYsC)
One's stored in Cindy's purse, the other's stored in the CoC's purse.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (Arlb

Well, the desiccated remains have settled to the bottom of Cindy's and CoC's purses. They're no longer testicles. They're testicle dust.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 31, 2018 12:40 PM (9BLnV)

111 Every time something like this happens, kick McCain in the nuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (4ErVI)

Are they stored in his wife's purse or the Chamber of Commerce's purse?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2018 12:36 PM (aVYsC)

Check with the executor of Charles Keating's will.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (y7DUB)

112 Bob Kostic pointed out something good by the way:

Roseanne's shows have all been pulled off reruns as well.

Cosby Show is still out there being rerun.

Saying "ape" is worse than drugging and raping women, evidently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (39g3+)

113 The Saga Resumes: "The Golden Scalp Weasel and the Jade Empire of Dr. Fu Manchu"

"Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney!" Cap'n Bill announces as he smears coins and paper notes all over his body. "The Sea Cuck can now fuel up and complete our mission!"
"I was going to ask," George begins, "what, exactly is this mission? I know Fu Manchu had us swear horrible oaths and join his Jade Empire, but what on earth - or rather - what by Poseidon's Holy Trident is the reason for this tomfoolery on this aquatic abortion of a boat?"
"Hey! The Sea Cuck is one of the finest vessels in the Fleece Fleet of Conservativism Inc.!"
"Bill, you are a friend so I speak truth because I love you - the Sea Cuck is a wobbling wreck that the Coast Guard has a 'sink on sight' order out for to protect the cruising public."
"This is a fine ship!" Cap'n Bill exclaims, placing a railing carefully upright against a cabin bulkhead. "Don't want to lose that. If you are through disparaging my beautiful Sea Cuck we will get our allies onboard and proceed."
"Are these allies bringing snacks and juice pouches? because we don't have enough snacks and juice pouches," Jonah says.
"Yes, we'll have more snacks - just don't tell your mother. She told me she's got her little piggy-wiggy on a diet and promised she'd rip me a few new ones with a marlin spike if I let you snack between meals."
"What's a marlin spike?"
"Don't know, but it sounds like a horrible ordeal the way she described it. Speaking of ordeals, where's Egg? Hey Egg! Get up here!"
Egg McMuffin, pale and shaky slowly backs his way up to the main deck from down below, holding the plunger in his hands defensively. "Th-th-the hor-or-horrs. The things I have seen down there," he stutters.
"Now there aren't any horrors on the orlop deck, that's just superstitious nonsense."
"Nonsense?" Egg shrieks. "What do you people eat that gets them to grow so big!"
"Just shake it off." Cap'n Bill sees Egg is already vibrating like a tuning fork. 'Oh, I see you're on that. Good Egg."
"Our allies," Jen asks, "are they able to fight the Trump? The Trump needs to be fought, all of the voices in my head agree on that."
"Oh they can and they are here, I'm sure you know them. John Brennan, James Comey, James Clapper, and Hillary Clinton and her head henchperson Huma. Get reacquainted and we'll get going. Cast off the poopdeck, avast the spinnaker, balance the binnacle! The Sea Cuck is underway on its voyage of amphibious assault! To Mar-A-Lago for plunder and scallawaggery!"

The Sea Cuck's whistle toots merrily as the crew of Conservativism Inc.'s corsairs head out to sea.

To be continued.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

114 Exactly what social change has Samantha Bee advanced? I suppose making the world a cruder, meaner, uglier and stupider place does, in fact, amount to advancing social change.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (nBr1j)

115 Sometimes you need to really read and vet what you write before you post it.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (UfMVm)

116 Anything touching race is just different, compared to being called a cunt, even after #metoo.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (3UF8d)
=================

I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black? How many of us here did?

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (lwiT4)

117 What a freakin' genius this creature is. How clever to use the C word against another woman. Hilarious. I'm just laughing and rolling on the floor. You know who else used the C word about a woman? Freaking John McCain, about his wife, that's who. The same wife who he apparently wants to succeed him in the Senate. Senator C-word, that's what he wants.
/

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (md3fh)

118 Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)

Thanks; I'll write. I think they need people to physically go down there and protest in front of wherever the awards are being held.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (vw6r3)

119 I just had a Facebook friend comment on my post about Bee that it was totally different from Roseanne's tweet, because that was upholding the "power dynamics" in American society, while Bee was challenging it....or something.

I just deleted it. I have no more time for this sort of hypocrisy.

Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (MmeCn)

120 Sigh. I tried my best.

Posted by: Zombie General Sherman

That there is funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (fuK7c)

121 And get this,Star Wars shills are blaming Solo's weak box office on the fact that it is a white male lead.

--------

Having a black male lead & Margot Robbie didn't save "Suicide Squad." Next excuse, please

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

122 Just ca't get worked up about it, any of it, on either side.
This country needs an enema.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (iOL28)

123

Rush came to the same conclusion that Ace has.

It's being exposed.

Thank you President Trump for being frank to the American people and calling out all of these propaganda clowns and the honest truth about the government and Congress.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (fceHP)

124 I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black? How many of us here did?

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (lwiT4)

This. However, ValJar is Special because Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

125 There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste

--

Some people are technically un-people and they don't count. Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (7ZVPa)

126 I suggest some comedian use the exact same phrase directed at the older Obama daughter, and see what happens.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (lwiT4)

Grammie, comedians just want to come home safe at night!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (n9EOP)

127 There is only one Unforgiveable sin in our culture, now...

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (zSVEm)

128 Oh yeah, isn't mclame dying tomorrow???///

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (9iLHi)

129 She's the one who did an embarrassingly fawning interview of Schneiderman, the NY AG who was abusing his girlfriends. "Schneider Man," as in superhero.
Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (8TdcF)

Schneiderman, Shneiderman!
Does whatever a Schneider Can!
He can weave a web of lies!
Treating women worse than flies!
Look out!
Here comes Shneiderman!

Perversion runs in his blood!
If he has a soul, it's made of mud!
Hey!
He's Schneiderman!

Posted by: Surfperch at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (Arlb8)

130 Ace, in the leftist mind the double standard is not some excess or intellectual defect which leftists can be persuaded or shamed to correct. What an intellectually honest person sees as a double standard, the left regards as having only a single, unchanging standard: namely, *whatever* advances the leftist narrative is good, whatever opposes it is evil. It's a structural part of its built-in duplicity.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (qmI8g)

131 Hmmm, seems like most Morons have concluded that ace's prediction is wrong. We'll soon see.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (QDnY+)

132 I just had a Facebook friend comment on my post about Bee that it was totally different from Roseanne's tweet, because that was upholding the "power dynamics" in American society, while Bee was challenging it....or something.

From the stage of giant multinational media conglomerate.

Got it.

We will eventually ahve to start hitting people in the face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

133 Won't stand for it? Damn right I wont. I will, however, sit her on my couch and pay careful attention to those nice ladies on the view and the super smart night time talk show hosts when they tell me what to think and why I should think that way. I don't want them to be disappointed in me.

/sarc

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (myjNJ)

134 I had no idea the Farsi Ferret was "black," because she is NOT black. She may have a slight tan look, but plenty of non-Blacks do. Ferrets do, too. But knowing she considers herself Black explains a lot.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (md3fh)

135 116: She didn't know. The believed she was Middle Eastern. I interpreted Barr's remark as suggesting valjar was the offspring of two malignant political systems, but I apparently am in the minority

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (5gaNQ)

136 Dipshit Mitt announced yesterday who he voted for in the 2016 election. H wrote in his wife Ann's name.

As the Washington Times put it, this is a perfect opportunity for Trump to do the same, and announce he is supporting Ann Romney in the Utah Senate race.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (LISuA)

137 I think Samantha Bee is just a feckless c**t.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (o2MD2)

138 Trevor Noah - South African, also HOMO

Speaking of Trevor Noah, he apparently has a problem with Jews:

https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1001864128699351040

I mean, some of those are creaky old boilerplate Jew comedian jokes but... he wouldn't care for them to be making "n****r jokes" I suspect.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (39g3+)

139 *sigh* I keep waiting for Rush to give a shout-out to the HQ and thank Jane D'oh for the Deplorables cookbook.

I wonder if some underling opened the package and kept it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

140 >>There is only one Unforgiveable sin in our culture, now...

It's over man. It's over.

...people. are. putting. carrots. in. Chili.

Posted by: Red Hat Guy at May 31, 2018 12:44 PM (warH9)

141 >>"How does TBS justify this? Simple; it doesn't. It doesn't have to."

Reminds me of MSNBC during the Obama admin. All their shows had low ratings, and could not have been profitable, but that wasn't the point. They were essentially the Obama WH channel (as seen with DNC leaks, Mika getting talking point on air) and they were rewarded with corporate tax breaks and exclusive invites to of the record meetings with Obama, Al Sharpton being Obama's race advisor.

Is Bee there for ratings, or is she there to generate clips propaganda clips that can be run as ads on TBS and emailed/tweeted among progressive to get the latest talking points on X?
She giving Trump and team Hell, and that's what they want.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)

142 121
And get this,Star Wars shills are blaming Solo's weak box office on the fact that it is a white male lead.

--------

Having a black male lead Margot Robbie didn't save "Suicide Squad." Next excuse, please

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

Maybe Solo needed bewbs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (jxbfJ)

143 consider that fucking descendants of conquistadors "

I've had pale white, blue eyed, blond haired S. Americans call me (red skin, dark hair) "white".

It's funny. So I laugh at them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (7LY+6)

144 138 Jews and white people in general.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (LiyEm)

145 By the way - have we all caught the Ben Rhodes sadz-clown-face, about to cry like a widdle baby face after Felonia Patsuit's loss? Because if not - do so immediately. It is a laff riot. Almost better than the Young Turks' meltdown.

Here's a remix.
https://tinyurl.com/ybwl99a7
Shadenfreude-licious!

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (Fb9aZ)

146 I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black?

I think its pretty certain she didn't. Nor did most people until this came out and they were informed that they should be shocked and angry at racism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (39g3+)

147 And this is what a victory lap looks like:

@DineshDSouza 7m

KARMA IS A BITCH DEPT: @PreetBharara wanted to destroy a fellow Indian American to advance his career. Then he got fired & I got pardoned

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (zfrbv)

148 I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black? How many of us here did?

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (lwiT4)

I always thought Jarret was just a beauty challenged ferret faced muz; but if she was in Obama's inner circle, I should have guessed she'd be a POC.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (n9EOP)

149 Maybe Solo needed bewbs."

Oh no. You just gave Disney an idea...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (7LY+6)

150 It sure seems to be related that all third rate failed comedians whom nobody ever watches are leftwing retards.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (o2MD2)

151 The left is already spinning it as "Bee is brilliant
for using cu*t to shock America into paying attention" to the poor
widdle illegals who need to be sent the fuck home along with their cunt
mothers

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (5gaNQ)

Breaking News: On word that illegal aliens and their children are being rounded up, Democrats and their assorted puppet masters rushed to condemn Donald Trump.

In unrelated news, Trump's popularity has climbed by 3 percentage points.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (hLRSq)

152 Nothing reinforces the realistic equality of the castes by hanging a number of the supposed high caste.

Posted by: Apostate at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (z2FAZ)

153 OT: I gotta say, Ben Shitpiro just hasn't been the same ever since his failed effort to taint lick Michelle Fields after surgically reattaching her severed arm.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (+dsLj)

154 Turner Headquarters
One CNN Center
Atlanta, Georgia 30303
Phone: 404-827-1700

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (vw6r3)

155 "And then CBS doubled down by giving that shitheel Colbert the 1130 slot
over Craig Ferguson who was the sole remaining funny person on network
TV."
The Youtubes of Craig Ferguson flirting are funny as hell.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (aVYsC)

156 147 And this is what a victory lap looks like:

@DineshDSouza 7m

KARMA IS A BITCH DEPT: @PreetBharara wanted to destroy a fellow Indian American to advance his career. Then he got fired & I got pardoned
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2018 12:45 PM (zfrbv)

By the way, Comey was behind that prosecution. And Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (VM6ev)

157 >>Maybe Solo needed bewbs.

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Lando at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (warH9)

158 When Bee, Ioffe and others like them suffer the same fate as Justine Sacco, then we are getting somewhere.

More like when they suffer the same fate as Seth Rich.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (yQpMk)

159 I keep waiting for Rush to give a shout-out to the HQ and thank Jane D'oh for the Deplorables cookbook.

My guess is he has a room in his mansion filled with stuff people sent him the help dusts off and never looks at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (39g3+)

160 ...To be continued.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

I hear that Cap'n Bill is trying to get Douglas Fairbanks to play him in the movie.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (T71PA)

161 Here's the thing, Grammie: It's impossible to know what Roseanne did or did not know. What we do know, based on her on past behavior, is that she's a crude vulgarian. So she's unlikely to get the benefit of the doubt from a lot of folks, which doesn't really seem unfair to me.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (3UF8d)

162 "Exactly what social change has Samantha Bee advanced?"

We got Trump, which has put a spanner in to Progressivism's plans. That may not have been the change she was expecting, but it is a change.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (hLRSq)

163 I gotta say, I agree with the people up top who doubt there will be any consequences for this. Who's going to make Bee (and others like her) pay for this thuggery? Because we certainly aren't.

I mean, just look at our own rhetoric. When we say "there will be consequences," we all know what we *actually* mean by that, but we never cross the line to seriously talking about imposing such consequences. And we can't--it's the Internet; our online footprints practically glow in the dark. Until something changes, all we have is a lot of hot air, and I think our superiors in the media-government complex know that.

Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (MmeCn)

164
Looks like ugly Melissa Etheridge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (VM6ev)

165 This is how we win the mid-terms.

Posted by: Dogstar at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (wFUHl)

166 In light of the news about Mandalay Bay, and assuming Trump is able to crack the deep state cabal, I wonder if we'll eventually get the truth about that as well.

Posted by: anon2 at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (v6UKb)

167 By the way, Comey was behind that prosecution. And Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (VM6ev)

Wasn't Mueller involved, too?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

168 "well, it used to make sense when it was affirmative
action for descendants of USA slaves. Not for anyone anywhere on earth
to come into USA and get prime jobs.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast

right, though it was never dependent on being an actual descendant of slaves, so even those like Obama got in based solely on race. Jim Crow era affected most blacks, but "affirmative action" can't continue for generations.

SCOTUS decided against the quota and (in essence, imo) renamed it diversity, like for colleges to add 300 points to some test scores based on race and claim "diversity is good". The diversity BS is worse than the blatant quota ... diversity open the whole globe of Pandora's Box of evil, while demonizing Americana.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (bT8Z4)

169 Dipshit Mitt announced yesterday who he voted for in the 2016 election. H wrote in his wife Ann's name.

As the Washington Times put it, this is a perfect opportunity for Trump to do the same, and announce he is supporting Ann Romney in the Utah Senate race.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter

*golf clap*

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (OOUHd)

170

It's over man. It's over.

...people. are. putting. carrots. in. Chili.
Posted by: Red Hat Guy at May 31, 2018 12:44 PM (warH9)

It's worse. My latest cooking magazine featured hot dogs that were actually........grilled carrots. Because that's totes the same.

Fucking carrots. They ruin everything.

Posted by: moki at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (V+V48)

171 And then CBS doubled down by giving that shitheel Colbert the 1130 slot over Craig Ferguson who was the sole remaining funny person on networkTV

While I agree that Ferguson was the obvious replacement and would have ruled late night, he has made it pretty clear he doesn't want to do talk show TV any longer and never really liked it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (39g3+)

172 128 Oh yeah, isn't mclame dying tomorrow???///
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (9iLHi)

The 6th, just to be all dramatic and historical. They're shifting around the beer kegs in preparation for the big day.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

173 It's no longer enough for a lead actor to be Black, gay or a tranny. Now they better by all of the above and check a few other weirdness boxes too. That will lead to inevitable box office success. Not.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (md3fh)

174 165 This is how we win the mid-terms.
Posted by: Dogstar at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (wFUHl)

The GOP is along for the ride. But in fairness, the Nancy Palsi MS-13 ad is killer diller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (VM6ev)

175 A question for the males here.

What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?

Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (S/hVx)

176 I always thought Jarret was just a beauty challenged ferret faced muz; but if she was in Obama's inner circle, I should have guessed she'd be a POC.

******************************

At first look she seemed more muzzie than black to me. I actually believe Roseanne's claim here.

People on our side jumped WAY too quickly to condemn her, especially since we've been comparing politicians we hate regardless of skin color to monkeys for years now.

And yes, Bush actually does look like a chimp.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (+dsLj)

177 31 22 I get the same vibe from Bee as I get from Melissa Etheridge - it's really dirty, smelly and crusted down there.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (vg8iE)

As I said a few threads ago :

Bee needs to clean the sand and scarabs out of her hoo-hah, and go back to her sarcophagus.
Posted by: Hikaru

I'll get right on it.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (kfcYC)

178 Bee is actually receiving an award for "advancing social change."

----

There is no place in the award web site where the direction of the social change is specified. Vandalizing a statue changes it. Burning down a building changes it.

And rubbing the public's face in the double standard at work changes the public. I think that is the true accomplishment of these awards. A change profound enough that the walls of the celebrities' gated communities won't keep it out of their lives.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (8LKJx)

179 I don't know what these people are, but they sure aren't comedians."

they're preachers.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (FOPyv)

180 I am seeing and hearing murmers from all the right sources that we might see 3.5 + percent growth over the next 2-3 quarters.

The Dems are going to have to really ratchet up the SJW shennanigans if they don't want to get rolled by a Red Tsunami.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (warH9)

181 Where's the HUMOR???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

182 It's worse. My latest cooking magazine featured hot
dogs that were actually........grilled carrots. Because that's totes the
same.

Fucking carrots. They ruin everything.

Posted by: moki at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (V+V4

First they came for the hotdogs, and I said nothing.

Posted by: Brats at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

183 167 By the way, Comey was behind that prosecution. And Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (VM6ev)

Wasn't Mueller involved, too?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

Probably if he was head of the FBI at the time, which I believe he was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (VM6ev)

184
I keep waiting for Rush to give a shout-out to the HQ and thank Jane D'oh for the Deplorables cookbook.

My guess is he has a room in his mansion filled with stuff people sent him the help dusts off and never looks at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's like that warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (IqV8l)

185 Bee advanced social change like da Zero advanced race relations. She may get a Nobel prize too. Zero did.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (o2MD2)

186 The left is already spinning it as "Bee is brilliant for using cu*t to shock America into paying attention" to the poor widdle illegals

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 12:38 PM (5gaNQ)
---
Because that's what they do: spin. It tiring, it's exhausting, but they are going to spin everything.

This is nothing new, they constantly special plead on ALL SORTS of uncivil behavior, and then whine when they're stuck.

There was this lefty on Instapundit doing the "both sides have their sins" shtick. And I wrote paragraphs telling him that that shit ain't going to work anymore. Everybody on the right is fed up with trying to adhere to standards that the left--because reasons--can't be bothered with 2 days down the road.

It's bullshit and the left doesn't have the teacup's worth of self-control to pull their end of the bargain. Self-control is evil and makes you a cog in the machine, and is not creative and ....REASONS!

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (vDqXW)

187 @153

I also have no evidence but just a hunch that that pseudointellectual dipshit was behind the plot to bring down Milo.

Seeing as Milo was horning in on Ben Shapiro's campus speaking racket.

Ben makes a fair amount of coin getting college Republican groups to invite him to campus and pay him to speak.

The guy is a shit weasel so I wouldn't put that past him.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (UfMVm)

188 What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?"

Offer to get Ms Bee an icepack.

You've not met Ms Mouse.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (7LY+6)

189 What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?

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I don't know, I guess it depends on what favors the mafia currently owes me.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (+dsLj)

190 181 Where's the HUMOR???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

Mostly in her bile duct and uterus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (VM6ev)

191 180 Didn't you hear?It was all set up by Obama.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)

192 There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third class caste.

Oh, I don't know, I've seen this double-standard shit going on for decades, and, outside of conservative circles, nobody really cares.

It also doesn't help that TruCons like David French are basically running interference for the other side on this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (wHMIo)

193 What we do know, based on her on past behavior, is that she's a crude vulgarian. So she's unlikely to get the benefit of the doubt from a lot of folks, which doesn't really seem unfair to me.

Yeah I don't give her a pass because she's a rude nasty woman who can occasionally be funny but is pretty obviously mentally messed up. She's recently decided to be pro-Trump but most of her life has been crappy and stupid politics. I don't care what happens to her career.

I only care about the inconsistency, the hypocrisy, and the double standard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (39g3+)

194 Until something changes, all we have is a lot of hot air, and I think our superiors in the media-government complex know that.

Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 12:47 PM (MmeCn)

Why it's almost like we "conservatives" have drawn a flexible red line in the sand!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (n9EOP)

195 175 A question for the males here.

What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?
Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (S/hVx)

I would punch her in the mouth... go to jail of course... but punch her in the mouth. Some things just won't do.

Posted by: kraken at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (zSVEm)

196 101 I suggest some comedian use the exact same phrase directed at the older Obama daughter, and see what happens.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (lwiT4)

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I have a theory that one already did. The "unpersoning" was so severe, so all-encompassing that we don't even remember it happened.

Posted by: reason at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (XiVKO)

197 Knock kneed bitch.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (HgMAr)

198 The worthless media giving worthless participation trophies to worthless celebrities is starting to get a little old.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (nBr1j)

199 What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?
Posted by: irongrampa

I'd have to ask where did she find it. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

200 Carrots onna bun! Get yer carrots onna bun right here!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (md3fh)

201 190 181 Where's the HUMOR???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

Mostly in her bile duct and uterus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (VM6ev)

This is why I love this place.

Posted by: moki at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (V+V48)

202 To be fair,Rush probably has tons of stuff sent to him and might not look through it all.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (LiyEm)

203 Update:Well ace they did call it a profane remark so there's that...

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (LiyEm)

204 "People will not permit themselves to be made second or third class caste."

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Historical Record at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (Jknou)

205 Bee is actually receiving an award for "advancing social change."

Hey! I did a shit ton of that too!!

Posted by: zombie Josef Stalin at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (OOUHd)

206 Can you imagine the mass hysteria is someone had called Moochelle a feckless c***?

There literally would have been rioting in the streets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

207 186: But we will continue to put up with the double standard as long as only we are being punished. Bee will skate.

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (5gaNQ)

208 "All their shows had low ratings, and could not have been profitable, but that wasn't the point. They were essentially the Obama WH channel (as seen with DNC leaks, Mika getting talking point on air) and they were rewarded with corporate tax breaks and exclusive invites to of the record meetings with Obama, Al Sharpton being Obama's race advisor."

And the low ratings meant that they weren't doing very well even as a favored propaganda outfit. For sinister masterminds with diabolical plans to destroy us all and rule the world, they aren't very good at this. Cat videos are more popular.

Of course, this only emphasizes how awful the Right and the GOP is in comparison.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (hLRSq)

209 When will Samantha bee tell her husband to stop denying POC an education in their lily white upper west side school?

Samantha, separate but equal was struck down many years ago.

Why do you support those racists policies?

Sad.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (ymnmz)

210 And rubbing the public's face in the double standard at work changes the public. I think that is the true accomplishment of these awards

Yeah, its increasingly becoming obvious that awards of all kind are utterly trash, of no value whatsoever. Like the awards given the secretary that the boss is boning on lunch break, everyone knows merit and content have nothing to do with it, its just patting someone on the back for being a good kneepad afficianado.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)

211 Sometimes you need to really read and vet what you write before you post it.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM

And sometimes you don't.

Posted by: Mounds Bar at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (ctuyM)

212 ace, ck Sean Davis's twatters - Bee's exec producer is rubbing her impunity in everyone's faces, apparently more than confident that the only "backlash" here will be more eyeballs for her idiotic show.

Also, dunno if new, or part of the original insult, but Bee also called on Ivanka to wear revealing clothes to get dad's attention.

Oh yes, vile and idiotic "jokes" about incest in the president's family are now OK in America.

Is it still a mystery why many attentive normal people now no longer regard a huge portion of their "countrymen" to be fellow citizens, nor see "the US" as anywhere other than a place they happen to live at the moment?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (QDnY+)

213 >>What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?

Vegas PD and The Hard Rock Hotel have Video of it!

Craziest fight I've ever been in. Saw my cousin bite a dude's cheek off...

Video is the only reason we stayed out of jail that night.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (warH9)

214
I am seeing and hearing murmers from all the right sources that we might see 3.5 + percent growth over the next 2-3 quarters.

But it's RACIST growth!!

Posted by: DNC at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (IqV8l)

215 Lets go after the advertisers.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (LiyEm)

216 WaPO has a hit job out today, reporting that the "new NSC #2 belongs to a group that thinks Muslims want to take over the U.S." .

I admit I haven't read the article, but is that even a controversial statement? From the headline you can tell the author clearly believes it's a tinfoil hat kind of belief, but maybe she's just not very educated or smart; what's worrying is WaPo editors didn't help her out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (LISuA)

217
I would not hit Samantha Bee but I would cut her to ribbons with my wits.

Not even a contest, actually.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (VM6ev)

218
I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black? How many of us here did?

VJ does look like Dr. Zira from the original Planet of the Apes. I don't think it was a racial thing, it may have been a resemblance thing.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (10vO4)

219 171 And then CBS doubled down by giving that shitheel Colbert the 1130 slot over Craig Ferguson who was the sole remaining funny person on networkTV

While I agree that Ferguson was the obvious replacement and would have ruled late night, he has made it pretty clear he doesn't want to do talk show TV any longer and never really liked it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (39g3+)

Ferguson did keep on saying he wouldn't be doing that shit if he was any good.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (nBr1j)

220 100 Basically the Daily Show inflicted a whole swath of unfunny comedians on most of them foreigners and worse....

...CANADIANS!!!!

Stephen Colbert - Identifies as a South Carolinian but was born in D.C which means, Dickbag

Samantha Bee - CANADIAN!!!

John Oliver - British - Really bad teeth, also HOMO

Trevor Noah - South African, also HOMO

Basically it generated most of the fascist liberal garbage people that write and produce for most of the shows on TV.

For instance Michelle Wolffs husband who was also a Daily show alum writes and stars in a show called The Detour on TBS, he's also a filthy Canadian Ice Back and is married to that filthy piece of shit Samantha Bee.

So these fucks are everywhere.

Posted by: Kreplach

Don't make me start on you.

Posted by: James Woods at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (kfcYC)

221 Tonight on TBS watch Samantha Bee take a dump on a picture of Trump.

An actual dump.

We are not joking.

A giant smelly turd.

Posted by: TBS Suits at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (ymnmz)

222 You should have packaged the cookbook in an Apple box, Rush would have trampled three people to get to it and open it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)

223 Who reads USA Today? People who get it outside their hotel room doors?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

224 A question for the males here.

What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?

Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM

Well, I was with the ex-girlfriend at her office party when one of her co-workers likened the ex-girlfriend's dress to the type of fabric one would use to upholster a sofa.

I guess I shoulda quoted Shakespear "At her, Kate!" (Taming of a Shrew - Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton) but it didn't occur to me at the time.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (roQNm)

225 Oh, I don't know, I've seen this double-standard shit going on for decades, and, outside of conservative circles, nobody really cares.

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I don't know,Ii think there's a few things changing this now. In decades past we didn't have Twitter that could whip up an insta-mob calling for boycotts, and corporations tended to remain apolitical without taking sides.

Plus since Reagan exited the scene, we never had an example of what it looks like when you actually fight back until Trump.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (+dsLj)

226 The GOP is along for the ride. But in fairness, the Nancy Palsi MS-13 ad is killer diller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:48 PM (VM6ev)

***
Yeppers - Saw it JJ. It is gold. Why it isn't running24-7 in every purple district, or in red states where there are leftard dems like WV or Kansas, is beyond me. It is only on the NRC Facebook page right now (!?)

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (Fb9aZ)

227 It wasn't Samantha's fault! She vapes crack and Ambien, just like the racist misogynists who hacked her mic.

Posted by: Monkey-face Jarrett at May 31, 2018 12:54 PM (klXR1)

228 I also have no evidence but just a hunch that that pseudointellectual dipshit was behind the plot to bring down Milo.
Seeing as Milo was horning in on Ben Shapiro's campus speaking racket.
Ben makes a fair amount of coin getting college Republican groups to invite him to campus and pay him to speak.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (UfMVm)

Hmmm... Hadn't heard this before. A very interesting theory...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 31, 2018 12:54 PM (wHMIo)

229
By the way, Comey was behind that prosecution. And Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (VM6ev)

So Trump is dismantling Comey's Legacy also?

What a magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 12:54 PM (hLRSq)

230 Meh. No one got upset when nationally broadcast conservatives called Hillary a cunt.

It's possible that part of the reason there was no outcry was because it didn't happen, but that's not the same thing.

I certainly called Hillary a cunt. But then again, nobody paid me for it, so I can't say that I was at the top of my game. I guess that's what bothers me here. Bee gets paid for this. Anyone can call someone a cunt. Why is she paid for it? There's a lack of professionalism.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 31, 2018 12:54 PM (CPk08)

231 I can't go after the advertisers because I never buy their shit in the first place. I can start nasty rumors about them though... But that would be wrong. (Heh heh, wrong is my middle name)

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:54 PM (md3fh)

232 Ivanka. Samantha.
I don't even think they are the same species.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2018 12:54 PM (HgMAr)

233 I hear the (alphabet soup) coprophages are demanding their own cable network now.

Posted by: ro-man at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (RuIsu)

234 Teen Vogue
@TeenVogue
How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever

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I may have to buy this issue because I've been looking for one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

235 pseudointellectual dipshit

I saw the Pseudintellectual Dipshits open for Nirvana.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

236
You should have packaged the cookbook in an Apple box, Rush would have trampled three people to get to it and open it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)

You're probably right. Lord knows, he's gotten enough material from Ace over the years though. I told him in the very nice, brief letter I sent with the package, how the HQ is donating the money from sales to charity. Least he could do is give the cookbook to Snerdley.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

237 I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black? How many of us here did?

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (lwiT4)

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Worse, she referenced a sci-fi movie. I don't think she commented on "black" at all, unless Planet of the Apes = Wakanda.

When you control the language, you control the people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (VgKNm)

238 And sometimes you don't. Posted by: Mounds Bar at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (ctuyM)

******************

We agree!

Posted by: Kum & Go at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (+dsLj)

239 185 Bee advanced social change like da Zero advanced race relations.

Into a ditch, and then puts a bullet in its head.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

240 A backlash is coming. It will be ugly, and 100% justified.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (xjiRE)

241 Is it still a mystery why many attentive normal people now no longer regard a huge portion of their "countrymen" to be fellow citizens, nor see "the US" as anywhere other than a place they happen to live at the moment?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 31, 2018 12:52 PM (QDnY+)

I've appreciated the significance of the acronym "TWANLOC" more and more since Trump's election.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (n9EOP)

242 Oh, I forgot.

Who the hell is Samantha Bee?

Posted by: ro-man at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (RuIsu)

243 234 Teen Vogue
@TeenVogue
How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever

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I may have to buy this issue because I've been looking for one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

Teenage Sefton would gladly settle for second or third best.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (VM6ev)

244 Who are these people who give up their own humanity to listen to a tasteless, clueless hack like Samantha Bee?

I don't use this sort of language about Michelle Obama, or Valerie Jarrett, or even Samantha Bee. It signals a complete lack of class, intelligence, empathy, decency, et. al. I makes these folks about as empty and petty as possible.

And what, precisely, is the distinction between this comment and what Kathy Griffin did? Is there any?

In my world (and yes, it is a small one, I'm sure) the c-word does not exist.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (7UW64)

245 196 101 I suggest some comedian use the exact same phrase directed at the older Obama daughter, and see what happens.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (lwiT4)

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I have a theory that one already did. The "unpersoning" was so severe, so all-encompassing that we don't even remember it happened.
Posted by: reason at May 31, 2018 12:50 PM (XiVKO)

Erased from history, like the Sinbad "Shazaam" movie

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (7HtZB)

246 Summer vagina is superior to winter vagina!

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (LiyEm)

247 There was another cunt in the news this week. Anal Cunt's guitarist died at a mall. He was horsing around on an escalator and fell to the ground.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (xPl2J)

248 Soon, Bee will claim she's getting death threats and she will decry the 'lack of civility,' completely ignoring her own leading the charge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (oVJmc)

249 OT, but good news for gub fans: CMP has 22LR ammo on sale for $0.07099/round. $354.99/5000 limit 2 cases a year.

http://estore.thecmp.org/Catalog/Item/4C22ELYSTD-5000

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (4xfzw)

250 Someone needs to take one for the team and note who sponsors Bee's show. I'd like to ask them if they agree that Ivanka Trump is feckless cunt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (yQpMk)

251 230 Meh. No one got upset when nationally broadcast conservatives called Hillary a cunt.

It's possible that part of the reason there was no outcry was because it didn't happen, but that's not the same thing.

I certainly called Hillary a cunt. But then again, nobody paid me for it, so I can't say that I was at the top of my game. I guess that's what bothers me here. Bee gets paid for this. Anyone can call someone a cunt. Why is she paid for it? There's a lack of professionalism.....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 31, 2018 12:54 PM (CPk0

There are many members of the Horde who do better rants than Samantha Bee. At least one of them is also shorter than Bee. Why can't they get a rant gig?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (nBr1j)

252 234 Teen Vogue
@TeenVogue
How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever

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I may have to buy this issue because I've been looking for one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

Is there a yoga move or something? Little vagina barbells?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

253 Posted by: Kreplach at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (UfMVm)

The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

254

I see 2.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (S/hVx)

255 246 Summer vagina is superior to winter vagina!
Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (LiyEm)

"Blowin' with the jasmine in my mi-iiind...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (VM6ev)

256 Ivanka is beautiful. Samantha, well, a butterface at best. Plain as an unpainted fence. She knows it too.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (o2MD2)

257 They've lost their minds because believe it or not, the ground is shifting beneath them and they are too self absorbed to see it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (Y9uH4)

258 I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black? How many of us here did?
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:41 PM (lwiT4)

I honestly thought she was Middle Eastern, Iran or what have you.

But, you can be whatever you like on the left anyway.

Bee might start claiming she's black. And Olbermann. Who knows.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (fceHP)

259 246 Summer vagina is superior to winter vagina!
Posted by: steevy

Picky. picky, picky

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (Bdeb0)

260 Where's the HUMOR???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)
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Fuck you! That's where!

Posted by: Samantha Bee's Humor at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (vDqXW)

261 The Left gives it's internet trolls TV shows.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

262
Yeah, the double standard is getting tiresome, but more than that becoming insidious.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (r+sAi)

263 [iOT, but good news for gub fans: CMP has 22LR ammo on sale for $0.07099/round. $354.99/5000 limit 2 cases a year.

4 cents a round seems to be the going rate

https://www.wikiarms.com/group/22LR

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

264 What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?

. . .

Context matters. On a scale of 1-10, how cunty was my wife behaving when she was called this?

I keed, I keed.

I have a British sensibility about the word. I don't find it terribly offensive. And it's my wife's favorite curseword. It doesn't have a lot of power or shock value in my house. I'm unlikely to start a brawl, I think. But one never knows.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (3UF8d)

265 format fail

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

266 The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

Mark Steyn

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (fceHP)

267 You're all racists!

Kirsten Powers
@KirstenPowers
Has anyone else noticed how fast a story about a major network star invoking an age-old dehumanizing tactic used to cast black people as sub-human or not even human (child of an ape) has been replaced by rage over a white girl being insulted by a comedian?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)

268 Let us compare and contrast with the Years of the Worker What Works with Light

From the WSJ: The number of small companies raising wages hit a record high in the U.S. this month.

35% of them to be exact.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (Boy/L)

269 Yeppers - Saw it JJ. It is gold. Why it isn't running24-7 in every purple district, or in red states where there are leftard dems like WV or Kansas, is beyond me. It is only on the NRC Facebook page right now (!?)

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (Fb9aZ)

As a matter of good taste, I expect the ad will never be played within the two months before the midterms.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (n9EOP)

270 Teenage Sefton would gladly settle for second or third best."

Wow. Teenaged mouse would've settled for "top ten" best...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (7LY+6)

271
I admit I haven't read the article, but is that even a controversial statement? From the headline you can tell the author clearly believes it's a tinfoil hat kind of belief, but maybe she's just not very educated or smart; what's worrying is WaPo editors didn't help her out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (LISuA)

Oh honey. Yesterday there was a several page "advertisement section" included with our WaPo fishwrap. It was several pages glorifying the wonders of China, it's innovations and contributions to world peace and stability. Paid for by PRC through the China Daily.

They don't even bother hiding it anymore. They are paid leftist shills.

Posted by: moki at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (V+V48)

272 I suggest some comedian use the exact same phrase directed at the older Obama daughter, and see what happens.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (lwiT4)

A woman (I forget who) lost her job and was pretty much destroyed by the Left for mildly criticizing the Obama girls' inappropriate clothing choices for some events.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

273 The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)
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And his mother!

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (vDqXW)

274 http://bit.ly/2L70Dnp
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'Very Damning for the FBI:' New Vegas Docs Reveal Stephen Paddock Warned of 'Terrorist Attack' at Mandalay Bay - DANGEROUS

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (y3aQB)

275 The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM

No. Love. For William. Shatner?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (ctuyM)

276 >>How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever

If that article isn't authored by Annette Funicello, it's bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (warH9)

277 ***WaPO has a hit job out today, reporting that the "new NSC #2 belongs to a group that thinks Muslims want to take over the U.S.".***

Well, they do. The Muslim Brotherhood even says so, but nobody who is "enlightened" has ever read the stuff that was submitted as evidence in the Holy Land Foundation trial.

It is priority #1 for that group.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (uDcBt)

278 201
190 181 Where's the HUMOR???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

Mostly in her bile duct and uterus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 12:49 PM (VM6ev)

This is why I love this place.

Posted by: moki at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM (V+V4

The five humors are,1. Blood

2 Phlegm

3. Black Bile

4. Yellow Bile

5 C*nt Jokes

Posted by: Theodorick of York Medevil Doctor at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (ymnmz)

279 As I have mentioned before, I am part black myself. My heart, that shriveled little organ in my chest, is blacker than the depths of Hell at o'dark thirty on a Moonless night.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (md3fh)

280 182
It's worse. My latest cooking magazine featured hot

dogs that were actually........grilled carrots. Because that's totes the

same.

Fucking carrots. They ruin everything.

Especially chili

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (jxbfJ)

281 175 A question for the males here.

What would you do if someone like Bee called YOUR wife a cunt?
Posted by: irongrampa

The word is a little less toxic in the UK and here in Canada. I've called people it, and been called it. It's a unisex expletive. You don't have to have one to be one. It can be used alone or with adjectives such as 'dirty', 'rotten', 'cheap' and 'proper'.

Regarding your hypothetical, my wife will tell me what to do with the scraps if the occasion arises.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (kfcYC)

282 The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

Mark Steyn

-
Pat Sajak

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

283 @KirstenPowers

In the immortal words of Junior Soprano: Go shit in your hat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (Boy/L)

284 The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

His mother stays here all the time!

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (sXefu)

285 Samantha Bee is one of those not hideous female comediennes who got their career by being willing to do anything for and to anyone in order to get ahead. See also: Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler, et al

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (39g3+)

286 Kirsten Powers

@KirstenPowers

Has anyone else noticed how fast a story about a major network star
invoking an age-old dehumanizing tactic used to cast black people as
sub-human or not even human (child of an ape) has been replaced by rage
over a white girl being insulted by a comedian?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)

Bless her heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

287 >>And the low ratings meant that they weren't doing very well even as a favored propaganda outfit.

Eh, MSNBC was used to get certain stories out that were then picked up by other news outlets.

I think ratings don't provide a full picture of a show's influence since a lot of these "comedy" clips from SNL, Colbert, etc. are replayed by other channels. So, maybe only 1 million see a SNL skit or this Bee rant --- but then it is replayed on several other cable news shows, and the clip is featured on entertainment websites, and the talking points are discussed in other media "think pieces," and so on.

Back to Samantha Bee: recall she said last year that there is no smug liberal problem

https://tinyurl.com/y9n7bz3s

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)

288 280

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
++++++++++++++++++++

Hero Material right there!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (Y9uH4)

289 No. Love. For William. Shatner?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (ctuyM)

The Shat's cover of "Common People" is for the ages.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (CPk08)

290 267
You're all racists!

Kirsten Powers

@KirstenPowers

Has anyone else noticed how fast a story about a major network star
invoking an age-old dehumanizing tactic used to cast black people as
sub-human or not even human (child of an ape) has been replaced by rage
over a white girl being insulted by a comedian?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)

Why Peepo....amirite?

Posted by: Kirsten Powers at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (ymnmz)

291
The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)
Mark Steyn

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (fceHP)

Cobie Smulders

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (10vO4)

292 There is a time honored word for "comedians" like Bee and her ilk, who keep getting shat out of the cable-TV clapter mills like Uruk-hai from Mordor...

"Hacks".

They're not comedians. They're barely even comedy writers.

They're hacks.

Find your schtick (i.e. some physical characteristic that makes you "protected"). Add some anger. Crap out some nonsense. Collect your paycheck from the network.

There's always been a market for The Hack, since the days of vaudeville. But don't insult my intelligence or the craft of Comedy by calling these hacks "comedians".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (BRvh1)

293 215 Lets go after the advertisers.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:53 PM (LiyEm)

Okay. Where's the list?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (7UW64)

294 Uh, Pat Sajak is from Chicago.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (Boy/L)

295 ace, ck Sean Davis's twatters - Bee's exec producer is rubbing her impunity in everyone's faces, apparently more than confident that the only "backlash" here will be more eyeballs for her idiotic show.

In related news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxohDs2-UM

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

296 So we're past cordial, intellectual exchanges?

Good. Die in a fire assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (SeyTv)

297 282 The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

Mark Steyn
-
Pat Sajak
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

William Shatner.
Monty Hall's ghost.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (VM6ev)

298 Kirsten Powers
@KirstenPowers"

Didn't you once tell us how much of a *star* your now nameless "comedian" was?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (7LY+6)

299 Isn't Shitcago part of Canada? Oh. Well it should be!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (md3fh)

300 245 Erased from history, like the Sinbad "Shazaam" movie
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (7HtZB)

Oh hell no, don't you bring that Mandela Effect shit here.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (WDCYi)

301 Teenage Sefton would gladly settle for second or third best."

Wow. Teenaged mouse would've settled for "top ten" best...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (7LY+6)

You guys are waaay too picky!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (n9EOP)

302 285
Samantha Bee is one of those not hideous female comediennes who got
their career by being willing to do anything for and to anyone in order
to get ahead. See also: Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler,
et al

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (39g3+)

Hey there.

Posted by: Phyllis Diller at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (ymnmz)

303 Is it better for her to be fired or for her to continue ranting showing the double standard that exists.

Expose the dumb standard or the double standard?

Seems like a tails I win, heads I lose scenario.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (sX1BW)

304 >>The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.

and Tina Turner.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (warH9)

305 277: And in her ambien induced period of disinhibition, that's what Barr was saying. The MB crushing the voice box of Judeo-Christian America. Not that we jews aren't helping this along, btw, because liberal jews would like nothing better.

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (5gaNQ)

306 Wow, do you kiss your children with that mouth, Samantha?

Posted by: PJ at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (qlTN9)

307 Hey I'm ok with with this. Just get ready for return direct fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (SeyTv)

308 I fear that we're on the verge of entering a new Dark Ages, one in which the tyrants will have absolute control due to everybody's dependence on the technology and accompanying devices necessary to live (and no, 'living off the grid' is not a viable alternative).

I find it truly ironic that with all the information literally at our fingertips we are a truly, singularly, remarkably dumbed down culture, no more sophisticated than Monty Python's "Burn the witch" crowd.

There will be no Paul Revere's in this new Dark Age because he'll be given the Nakoula Nakoula treatment before he utters a peep of a warning.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (DK0L4)

309 Major network star as opposed to only a comedian.Kind of a shot at how much of a nothing Bee is lol

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (LiyEm)

310 This.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y726kg6a

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (LISuA)

311 @KirstenPowers

Has anyone else noticed how fast a story about a major network star

invoking an age-old dehumanizing tactic used to cast black people as

sub-human or not even human (child of an ape) has been replaced by rage

over a white girl being insulted by a comedian?

---

She's talking about the movie where the humans were savages and the apes were the advanced, civilized society, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (VgKNm)

312 BTW, when you write to the sponsors, you must always write to the CEO, not the PR or customer service departments.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (yQpMk)

313 "Sponsored by AutoTrader" right on the Full-Frontal page at TBS.com

Time to let AutoTrader know whom they are associated with and delete the app from your cell phones and start using Cars dot com.

Posted by: Mojo Nixon at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (pKcpS)

314 282
The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

Mark Steyn

-

Pat Sajak

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

*ahem*

Posted by: Dan Akroyd at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (Fb9aZ)

315 The Yahoo story that Brian Tater tweeted out is even worse, Calling it an artful joke.

Posted by: Gman at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (Bnm2K)

316 258 I honestly thought she was Middle Eastern, Iran or what have you.

But, you can be whatever you like on the left anyway.

Bee might start claiming she's black. And Olbermann. Who knows.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (fceHP)

Why, though?

Her name is "Jarrett", her father's name is "Jarrett".

If she was native Persian her dad would have a Farsi name.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)

317 306 Wow, do you kiss your children with that mouth, Samantha?
Posted by: PJ at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (qlTN9)

"With my tongue."

- - S. Bee

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (VM6ev)

318 Pat Sajak is a US Army veteran. He was a DJ on Armed Forces Radio in Vietnam.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (xPl2J)

319 She's talking about the movie where the humans were savages and the apes were the advanced, civilized society, right?

Shh. She's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (yQpMk)

320 Samantha Bee looks like an older Melissa Etheridge. Are they related?

Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

321 274 http://bit.ly/2L70Dnp
=======
'Very Damning for the FBI:' New Vegas Docs Reveal Stephen Paddock Warned of 'Terrorist Attack' at Mandalay Bay - DANGEROUS
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 12:59 PM (y3aQB)

More than ten miles from me. *yawn*

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

322 Hey there.
Posted by: Phyllis Diller at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (ymnmz)

Well, Phyllis Diller could be funny and mostly made fun of herself or her husband. I doubt Sam Bee is referring to herself as a c***.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (vw6r3)

323 Bee's exec producer is rubbing her impunity in everyone's faces, apparently more than confident that the only "backlash" here will be more eyeballs for her idiotic show.

Which is how ABC should have treated Roseann, except they wanted to get rid of her and were looking for the first possible opportunity.

Seriously, this is ratings gold, you treat this kind of thing as free publicity. How many more people will tune into Bee's awful low ratings once a week show next time just to see what she's really like and what she'll say next? That's good advertising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)

324 Could someone remind me of the government position to which Ivanka was elected?

I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (YuRun)

325 291

The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

Mark Steyn

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 12:58 PM (fceHP)

Cobie Smulders

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (10vO4)

In my chinos.

Posted by: That Guy at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (ymnmz)

326 You guys are waaay too picky!
Posted by: Hrothgar

Hell, teenage me would settle for walking and breathing.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)

327 Summer vagina is superior to winter vagina!Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM

This!

Posted by: Cora Segal at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (ctuyM)

328 Cobie Smulders"

Isn't she the one who walks away from the camera at the end of the avengers flik?

Yes, please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (7LY+6)

329 As God is my witness I thought Jarrett was a Farsi name! And, look at those turkeys fly!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:05 PM (md3fh)

330 >>Kirsten Powers

You should use her full name.

Former Anthony Weiner Cum Dumpster, Kirsten Powers.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 01:05 PM (warH9)

331 218
I had a thought. What if Roseanne did not even realize Jarret was black? How many of us here did?

VJ does look like Dr. Zira from the original Planet of the Apes. I don't think it was a racial thing, it may have been a resemblance thing.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Look if toilet paper is racist because it's white and requires some skill to use, everything is.

And Zira is better looking.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 31, 2018 01:05 PM (kfcYC)

332 Cobie Smulders

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 31, 2018 01:01 PM (10vO4)

--

Even TV-ignorant me thinks I know who that is, and yes, she can stay so long as she's willing to room with Tricia Helfer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 01:05 PM (VgKNm)

333 245 Erased from history, like the Sinbad "Shazaam" movie
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM (7HtZB)

Oh hell no, don't you bring that Mandela Effect shit here.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (WDCYi)

I thought it was the Shazaam "Sinbad" movie.

Posted by: T at May 31, 2018 01:05 PM (MmeCn)

334 How many more people will tune into Bee's awful low ratings once a week show next time just to see what she's really like and what she'll say next?

------------

I'm guessing few.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

335 306 Wow, do you kiss your children with that mouth, Samantha?

Posted by: PJ at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (qlTN9)
...............

She has kids? Now that's a crying shame.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (HgMAr)

336 Hey there.

Phyllis Diller was really, REALLY funny, and respected by the comedians out there. Her career may have been kick started by kneepads, but she really had genuine talent and was very hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)

337 This is war in all but name. Battle lines are drawn but our side keeps losing soldiers to the other side, Gowdy being the most recent one.

What do you think is inspiring all these school shootings?

Posted by: Decaf at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (Jeu6Y)

338 I never realized Nutbush, Tn. was in Canada.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (o2MD2)

339 movie where the humans were savages and the apes were the advanced, civilized society, right?"

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (7LY+6)

340 Bee should be fired but she won't get the axe. This shit can only go on for so long before something gives way, after that all bets are off. Shit will hit the fan. One more straw on the camel's back...

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (0OmEj)

341 CNN is talking about this, and not in a good way.

New rules bitches.

Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (Z5y53)

342 Uh, Pat Sajak is from Chicago.

Within the poutine zone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (yQpMk)

343 Why, though?

Her name is "Jarrett", her father's name is "Jarrett".

If she was native Persian her dad would have a Farsi name.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)

She was born in Iran, no?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (fceHP)

344 Wasn't Shaquille O'Neal in Shazzam?

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (LiyEm)

345 I mention this in a dead thread yesterday but don't you get the feeling people are finally getting very very tired of me?

Posted by: THE LIBERAL OUTRAGE OF THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (iB20E)

346 Toilet paper is killing Gaia! It must be banned. Allah gave us our left hands for a reason, Citizens.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (md3fh)

347 I never realized Nutbush, Tn. was in Canada."

some city limits, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (7LY+6)

348 Wasn't VJ an ABC Chicago correspondent back in the day?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (Y9uH4)

349 Wait, Cobie is in the Avengers? I thought she was just in that How I Met Your Mother show from a decade or whatever ago. Hmm...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (VgKNm)

350 Okay, which of you morons did this?

https://tinyurl.com/ybrc8wre

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

351 Lets not forget, TBS is owned by the same company that owns CNN.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (LISuA)

352 If she was native Persian her dad would have a Farsi name.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)

Not many Persians named Valerie.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

353 132 I just had a Facebook friend comment on my post about Bee that it was totally different from Roseanne's tweet, because that was upholding the "power dynamics" in American society, while Bee was challenging it....or something.

From the stage of giant multinational media conglomerate.

Got it.

We will eventually ahve to start hitting people in the face.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

They will never get it because we watch "Faux" news and listen to Rush. I accidentally wandered into former Christian speaker Jen Hatmaker's instagram page (I say former bc she embraced gay marriage and has gone off the rails since Trump has been elected... she's more of a SJW speaker now)... The vitriol of her and her fans towards Trump and evangelicals. Oh, she coats everything in "love" but man, they will never not be convinced that Trump is not a racist. You can't even try to reason with them.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (xU7mE)

354 315 The Yahoo story that Brian Tater tweeted out is even worse, Calling it an artful joke.
Posted by: Gman at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (Bnm2K)

It was no Rothko.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (BRvh1)

355 322
Hey there.

Posted by: Phyllis Diller at May 31, 2018 01:02 PM (ymnmz)

Well, Phyllis Diller could be funny and mostly made fun of herself
or her husband. I doubt Sam Bee is referring to herself as a c***.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (vw6r3)

Yeah I was sort of goofing on what real funny women sound like and make jokes about and are really funny and that it would be funny if she worked her way to the top like handler. Other really funny women Carol Burnett, Lily Tomlin, Madeline Kahn, just off the cuff Hell even Doly Parton

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (ymnmz)

356 Not that it matters but, I'll bet that Lucille Ball was no stranger to the casting couch. We know Betty White wasn't.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

357 *ahem*

Posted by: Dan Akroyd at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (Fb9aZ)

No fuck you get out. I've seen Nothing But Trouble.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (4ErVI)

358 There will be consequences for this. People will not permit themselves to be made second or third caste.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 12:26 PM Comments

Will there? I wish I could be so sure.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

Were Democrats fearing for their lives if they stepped outside after the assassination attempt on Steve Scalise?

No, you say?

Then I submit Ace is wrong. There will never be consequences.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (kqsXK)

359 285 Samantha Bee is one of those not hideous female comediennes who got their career by being willing to do anything for and to anyone in order to get ahead. See also: Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler, et al

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (39g3+)

So, who is going to ask her how many blow jobs she had to give to get her current gig?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (7UW64)

360 Yes; Sam Bee is hilarious. Tune is this week and have her call Ivanka the "c" word and suggest she's having sex with her dad. Next week Bee will discuss the sex acts dad and daughter are engaged in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (vw6r3)

361 Never be convinced? Never not be convinced?

Basically he's a racist now and forevermore.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (xU7mE)

362 That more presidents do not use the awesome and absolute power that is the pardon power is astonishing.

Its not just for paying back political supporters anymore.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (sX1BW)

363 Summer vagina is superior to winter vagina!

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 12:56 PM
..............

Because the airing out in bikinis and the shaving, but mostly the shaving.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (HgMAr)

364 TRUMP SAID DOODY

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (iB20E)

365 Uh, Pat Sajak is from Chicago.

-
I guess I was fooled by his fool name.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)

366 Could someone remind me of the government position to which Ivanka was elected?

I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 01:04 PM (YuRun)

I didn't know we elected the president's personal advisors. I must have missed that part of the ballot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

367 Toilet paper is killing Gaia! It must be banned. Allah gave us our left hands for a reason, Citizens.
========

Word.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (vg8iE)

368 349
Wait, Cobie is in the Avengers? I thought she was just in that How I Met Your Mother show from a decade or whatever ago. Hmm...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (VgKNm)

Yes She is Lt Skinny Pants on the air carrier.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

369 >>Wasn't VJ an ABC Chicago correspondent back in the day?

Dunno.

Fun Fact: Around the time of the election her daughter got a job at CNN to report on the DoJ beat.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

370 Why, though?

Her name is "Jarrett", her father's name is "Jarrett".

If she was native Persian her dad would have a Farsi name.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi

I don't know about now but it was very common for immigrants to Americanize their names.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (y1gYQ)

371 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Minnie Pearl

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)

372 Wait, Cobie is in the Avengers?

She's that cute assistant for Nick Fury, with the black hair.

Not that it matters but, I'll bet that Lucille Ball was no stranger to the casting couch

Probably. She was jaw-droppingly gorgeous, too, you just didn't get a feel for it on her TV shows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (39g3+)

373 Not many Persians named Valerie."

Didn't they capture him?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (7LY+6)

374 Okay, which of you morons did this?

https://tinyurl.com/ybrc8wre

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

Masturbatin' Pete?

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (HgMAr)

375 I think Powers is right, although I don't share her spin against the right.

I think equating Bee and Barr is a miscalculation on the right, although I'm not sure what might become of it.

There is a clear line against a trope that has been used to dehumanize a race of people and a mean-girl snipe.

If we can objectively agree that real flesh-and-blood human suffering is greater than hurt feelings by somebody who called you a bad name, then we can objectively agree that Bee =/= Barr.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (vDqXW)

376 350 Okay, which of you morons did this?

https://tinyurl.com/ybrc8wre
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

Not me. I always wear headphones when masturbating to porn in public. Plus the ballgag.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (CPk08)

377 Oh, she coats everything in "love" but man, they will never not be convinced that Trump is not a racist. You can't even try to reason with them.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (xU7mE)

Has anyone even tangentially noted a single racist thing about Donald Trump? From what I've seen, it is just projection.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (7UW64)

378 Ivanka is a private citizen. Can't she sue for defamation? There are laws against publicly insulting people, I think. Oh, wait, laws... Nevermind. I forgot for a moment that laws are for use only by Leftist Commies.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (md3fh)

379 Her name is "Jarrett", her father's name is "Jarrett".

If she was native Persian her dad would have a Farsi name.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)

Donald Sterling and Jon Stewart would like a word with you re names.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (YuRun)

380 370: Her papa's name was Bowman

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (5gaNQ)

381 I think equating Bee and Barr is a miscalculation on the right, although I'm not sure what might become of it.

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Noted, but dismissed.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 01:11 PM (sX1BW)

382 350 Okay, which of you morons did this?

https://tinyurl.com/ybrc8wre
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

Well, see, when you've been on a really long trip...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 31, 2018 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

383 She was born in Iran, no?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 01:06 PM (fceHP)

Her parents were American citizens.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:11 PM (hLRSq)

384 Her name is "Jarrett", her father's name is "Jarrett".

If she was native Persian her dad would have a Farsi name.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)
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No, her married name is Jarrett.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 01:11 PM (lwiT4)

385 As usual we will have to rely on DJT for the consequences. He will make sure it gets painted in the light it needs to be.

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 01:11 PM (iB20E)

386 Find out who TBS sponsors are. Start a boycott and write-in campaign.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 31, 2018 01:11 PM (RfnqA)

387 Lost in vulgarity is the plain leftist stupidity of Bee's rant. She should direct her wrath at the parents, they are the irresponsible ones that are risking their chidrens safety. If parents don't like being separated form their children, don't cross the border illegally. Problem solved.

Posted by: Ripley at May 31, 2018 01:11 PM (MxEKc)

388 I didn't Americanize my original name, I weaponized it.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (md3fh)

389 Yes She is Lt Skinny Pants on the air carrier."

Wait, she's in pants?

*goes off to find said flick*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (7LY+6)

390 353 You can't even try to reason with them.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (xU7mE)

I don't bother trying.

Most of the Libturds I know, if you bring up any point, they scream "SOURCES!", and if you bring up any source that isn't HuffPo, Mother Jones, or Daily Kos, they just dismiss it as lies.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (WDCYi)

391 Not many Persians named Valerie.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

It's common where I come from.

Posted by: Sleestak at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (ymnmz)

392 So now that apolitical family members are fair game, if someone tees off on Bee's brat, that would be A-OK by her?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (YuRun)

393 Probably. She was jaw-droppingly gorgeous, too, you just didn't get a feel for it on her TV shows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (39g3+)

Also by then she was already hitting middle age. I Love Lucy started in 1951 and she was born in 1911.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (4ErVI)

394 I don't know about now but it was very common for immigrants to Americanize their names.

Its hardly unheard of for people to change their names these days, period. Without pattern or logic, at times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (39g3+)

395 98 What is TBS and where does one write to them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 12:37 PM (vw6r3)

Turner Broadcasting, Atlanta, GA

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

While I would like to think that this matters, I doubt the profitability, and even the ratings, of shows such as hers matter.
As long as she is spewing talking points that can be "reported on" or posted on Twatter or FB she is doing her job.
I'm sure most if not all of us are familiar with the concept of the business unit whose profits are low, but whose real purpose is to support another, more profitable unit.
Same holds for prog tv.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (oLa9K)

396 Not many Persians named Valerie.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM

Only because we're not Top 40 anymore.

Posted by: The Monkees at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (ctuyM)

397 Jarrett was born in Shiraz, Iran, to American parents James E. Bowman and Barbara Taylor Bowman. One of her maternal great-grandfathers, Robert Robinson Taylor, was an architect who was the first accredited African American architect, and the first African American student enrolled at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Birth place: Shiraz
Born: Nov 14, 1956
Parents: Barbara T. Bowman

Posted by: wrg500 at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

398 There are laws against publicly insulting people, I think

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Not exactly, and she is a public figure.

While I doubt she has a defamation case, it would be fun to bring one - if not all that helpful.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

399 359 285 Samantha Bee is one of those not hideous female comediennes who got their career by being willing to do anything for and to anyone in order to get ahead. See also: Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler, et al

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:00 PM (39g3+)

So, who is going to ask her how many blow jobs she had to give to get her current gig?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (7UW64)

She does not appear to have a grain of talent. So the bj route seems believable,

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (nBr1j)

400 >> I just had a Facebook friend comment on my post about Bee that it was totally different from Roseanne's tweet, because that was upholding the "power dynamics" in American society, while Bee was challenging it....or something.

From the stage of giant multinational media conglomerate.

- - - -
Yes, Roseanne's offensive tweet was something she did on her own time, maybe while on ambien, and probably without much thought (twitter has that effect on people).

Bee's was scripted, reviewed by an editor, and filmed.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

401 My prehensile tail-shake brings all the boys to the yard.
Boys to the yard.
Boys to the yard.

Posted by: Monkey-face Jarrett at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (klXR1)

402 389
Yes She is Lt Skinny Pants on the air carrier."

Wait, she's in pants?

*goes off to find said flick*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:12 PM (7LY+6)

She wears her hair in a tight high pony.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (ymnmz)

403 Have the so-called feminists spoken out yet on this matter. No? I'm sooo surprised.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (RfnqA)

404 Samantha Bee called for "decency" after the election.

For five minutes, I guess.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4zvk4a

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (LISuA)

405 Kathleen Madigan is as funny as any male comedian. She's an exception. Or maybe I find her funny because she acts like she lives the moron meme life. I would guess she would fall on the Left side but her act is pretty devoid of politics.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (y1gYQ)

406 Valerie Bowman? Dave Bowman's daughter by Planet of the Apes?
(2001 reference)

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (md3fh)

407 Not that it matters but, I'll bet that Lucille Ball was no stranger to the casting couch. We know Betty White wasn't.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

Ball recalled that, on her first day at Columbia Studios, big boss Harry Cohn called her into his office, unbuttoned his pants and told her, "Suck it, bitch."

Which she did.

And here's what she looked like back in the day:

https://tinyurl.com/ny2qop7

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (kqsXK)

408 >>There is a clear line against a trope that has been used to dehumanize a race of people and a mean-girl snipe.

Unless those Humans are Jews...

Posted by: The Left at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (warH9)

409 There is a clear line against a trope that has been used to dehumanize a race of people and a mean-girl snipe.

Its the difference between being rude as a racist and being rude as a sexist. You find one more problematic than the other, apparently. But its still rude to someone based on their identity group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (39g3+)

410 Does TBS still start every show at five minutes past the hour? That was fucking lame.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (xPl2J)

411 Valerie was married to Vernon Jarrett, a prominent member of the Communist Party in Chicago.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (lwiT4)

412 WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says he's considering commuting sentence of ex-Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, pardoning Martha Stewart.

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A Martha Stewart pardon doesn't offend me. Blago needs to rot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

413 Cobie is also in Jack Reacher. She is in the Avengers series too on netflix if you still do that.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (9iLHi)

414 "There are laws against publicly insulting people, I think."

Not even a little bit.

Posted by: Apostate at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (z2FAZ)

415 161 Here's the thing, Grammie: It's impossible to know what Roseanne did or did not know. What we do know, based on her on past behavior, is that she's a crude vulgarian. So she's unlikely to get the benefit of the doubt from a lot of folks, which doesn't really seem unfair to me.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 31, 2018 12:46 PM (3UF8d)
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We have decades of behavior on her part to show that she is a crude and obnoxious vulgarian.
We emphatically do NOT have such evidence that she is a racist.

Sorry. Not giving her the benefit of the doubt in that matter IS unfair.
Grossly unfair. Burn-the-witch unfair.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (0jtPF)

416 Remember when that guy with the hat and the beard said that a house divided against itself cannot stand?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (Boy/L)

417 Hey thar darkies, hab you seen de massa, wid de muffstash on his face?

Posted by: Mr. Bee, Westside NYC at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (gmo/4)

418 Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (vDqXW)

Whether Powers is right or wrong is immaterial. These fucks must be struck back every time they pull any shit. They must be made to suffer each and every sin they ever committed. Their crap cannot stand being challenged, because they cannot stand up to the same standard they use to measure their opponents. They must be beaten to jelly.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (o2MD2)

419 WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says he's considering commuting sentence of ex-Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, pardoning Martha Stewart.

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A Martha Stewart pardon doesn't offend me. Blago needs to rot.

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Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational pardon power.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (sX1BW)

420 411 Valerie was married to Vernon Jarrett, a prominent member of the Communist Party in Chicago.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (lwiT4)

I'd been under the impression that Vernon was her old man.

Apparently not.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (WDCYi)

421 Now if she suggested Barack dress in something tight and low it would be a problem. Racist even.

Posted by: Rosaane at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (37IEG)

422 >>Harry Cohn called her into his office, unbuttoned his pants and told her, "Suck it, bitch."

That was back before Chivalry died.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (warH9)

423 trope that has been used to dehumanize a race of people "

Really? 'Cause I read a lot of 18th and 19th century writings (as noticed by a few here), and there's not much there of that.

I'm thinking that said "trope" is newish - along the lines of the guy getting media beaten for using the term "water buffaloes"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (7LY+6)

424 It makes more sense to contact the advertisers of Bee's show than to contact TBS. The sponsors don't want their products being boycotted.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (RfnqA)

425 Kathleen Madigan is as funny as any male comedian. She's an exception.

She is pretty talented, which is honestly rare in female comics. There are some out there, but so many are just not funny at all. Most guys aren't funny, either, but the unfunny women get higher profile appearances because of desires for "diversity" and their willingness to do whatever the producers want to get appearances.

I'm not making this up, its pretty well known in the comic community. Many comedians talk about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)

426 Phyllis Diller was really, REALLY funny, and respected by the comedians out there. Her career may have been kick started by kneepads, but she really had genuine talent and was very hilarious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Haah ~ hah

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (zfrbv)

427 Kathleen Madigan is as funny as any male comedian. She's an exception. Or maybe I find her funny because she acts like she lives the moron meme life. I would guess she would fall on the Left side but her act is pretty devoid of politics.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 01:13 PM (y1gYQ)
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No, she's funny. I've seen her be less than funny, though.

I like Tammy Pescatelli as well, but I've learned, in small doses. I watcher her Netflix special and couldn't wait for it to be over. She really needs to work on her segues.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (vDqXW)

428 Not many Persians named Valerie.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

C'mon, VJ might not have, but people Anglicize their given names all the time. Chinese, for example, do it routinely. And other people Anglicize - or completely change - their surnames, as I pointed out above with Donald Sterling (nee Tokowitz) and Jon Stewart (nee Liebowitz).

So it was entirely possible that if VJ really were Iranian, she changed her name from Qyuiyedv Pokjygfr to Valerie Bowman/Jarrett.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (YuRun)

429 WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says he's considering commuting sentence of ex-Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, pardoning Martha Stewart.

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A Martha Stewart pardon doesn't offend me. Blago needs to rot.
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+ 1

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (9iLHi)

430 Is Hanoi Jane still associated with TBS?

Posted by: Archer at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (gmo/4)

431 Imagine someone making the same comments about Malia or Sasha Obama. The outrage and beheadings would be epic.

Someone should ask one of these cucks in the media.

Posted by: Cheri at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

432
Remember when that guy with the hat and the beard said that a house divided against itself cannot stand?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (Boy/L)
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He plagiarized that.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (lwiT4)

433 So the Ferret is a Commie by marriage? Hmm. Makes sense and explains a lot. She is also, as I recall, a slumlord. Great credentials for having a hold on the reins of power in the USA. We must respect her. /

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (md3fh)

434 Ah those heady days when liberals claimed that Rush Limbaugh was "polluting our civil discourse".

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (iB20E)

435 428 So it was entirely possible that if VJ really were Iranian, she changed her name from Qyuiyedv Pokjygfr to Valerie Bowman/Jarrett.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (YuRun)

Well, give her a calculus test.

If she passes it, she can be Persian.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (WDCYi)

436 I miss Joan Rivers, would have loved to see her and Patrice O'Neal talking about the state of stand up. Clap humor is all you get.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (NcPy5)

437 Eh. The Left is winding down. No policy alternatives. Ancient leadership that reminds me of the Soviet Old Guard before Gorby. Scandals. Unrelenting bile hurled against people they oppose.
All that's left of the Left is hate and resentment. This "Blue Wave" thing is a figment of a propagandist's doodling.

Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (Pqytn)

438 Samantha Bee-yeotch shall now forever be referred to as "Feckless Cunt". Pass it on, #fecklesscuntontbs

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (GQrod)

439 Has Maxine Waters Hair weighed in on this? I really can't make a decision one way or another.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (i0ykY)

440 Massive work strikes in Iran.

It begins.

Trump will have both the NorK and Iran issues resolved soon.

The Left will go (even further) insane.

Posted by: anon2 at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (v6UKb)

441 LOVE TRUMPS HATE

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 01:17 PM (iB20E)

442 There is a clear line against a trope that has been used to dehumanize a race of people and a mean-girl snipe.

Linking her to the Muslim Brotherhood is pretty bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (yQpMk)

443 The only Canadian who should be allowed to stay here is Alex Trebek.
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And his mother...

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (1/3Ez)

444 WHEN THEY GO LOW WE GO HIGH

Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (iB20E)

445 Trump should set a goal. How many liberal women can he get to shave their heads. That is the sign of kookoo. Samantha Beebee is about there like Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (M+Lyo)

446 Brawndo is her next sponsor

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (LISuA)

447 What Powers is saying is that who the victim is matters as well as the person doing the attacking.

We're not concerned with actual civility or decency, only with Grievance Bingo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

448 As always our masters in the elite will get a pass. After all, it's only we second class citizens who have to watch what we say.

No. Democrat. Will. Be Fired. Or Sent. To. Prison.

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (Azx/3)

449 Just rec'd a reply email form AutoTraders director of public relations:

Thank you for your email. The comments expressed by Samantha Bee were offensive and unacceptable and do not reflect the views of Autotrader. As a result, we have suspended our sponsorship of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.

Best,
Andrew

Posted by: Mojo Nixon at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (pKcpS)

450 You realize that, in 20 years, the lefties will be claiming they were all united in supporting President Trump, unlike whoever the Literally Hitler of the day will be.

Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (59GGI)

451 Emotional Support Dog: OK

Emotional Support Fap: Not OK.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (BRvh1)

452 "The language used by Samantha Bee last night is vile and vicious. The collective silence by the left and its media allies is appalling," Sanders told TheWrap.

"Her disgusting comments and show are not fit for broadcast, and executives at Time Warner and TBS must demonstrate that such explicit profanity about female members of this administration will not be condoned on its network."
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 01:19 PM (y3aQB)

453 Trump should set a goal. How many liberal women can he get to shave their heads. That is the sign of kookoo. Samantha Beebee is about there like Kathy Griffin.

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Its about time for her to strip and pose naked to show her feminine strength.

Posted by: SH at May 31, 2018 01:19 PM (sX1BW)

454 WHEN THEY GO LOW WE GO HIGH
Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM

This.

Posted by: W. Nelson and C. Marin at May 31, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)

455 A Martha Stewart pardon doesn't offend me. Blago needs to rot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

no, no,no !!! Commute! Commute !

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2018 01:19 PM (bUjCl)

456 LUCILLE (Has Messed My Mind Up)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nWfSJ9ab0

Posted by: FRANK ZAPPA at May 31, 2018 01:19 PM (warH9)

457 Kathleen Madigan is as funny as any male comedian. She's an exception.

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Wait- isn't she a State Senator in Illinois?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (LISuA)

458 I think equating Bee and Barr is a miscalculation on the right, although I'm not sure what might become of it.

There is a clear line against a trope that has been used to dehumanize a race of people and a mean-girl snipe.

If we can objectively agree that real flesh-and-blood human suffering is greater than hurt feelings by somebody who called you a bad name, then we can objectively agree that Bee =/= Barr.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 01:10 PM (vDqXW)

Horseshit.

Calling a woman something blatantly offensive (i.e., nothing more than your own lady bits) is not dehumanizing?

So I guess it will be okay to refer to men as a wrinkly empty old ballsack now?

Sorry. Equating any human being as an ape is awful. Saying women are nothing more than sex objects is horrid.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (7UW64)

459 449 Excellent!

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (LiyEm)

460 We're not concerned with actual civility or decency, only with Grievance Bingo.

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You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win it by making the other guy die.

Posted by: Zombie Patton at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

461 How does the left decide who they make famous? Apparently, being funny, attractive, or insightful are not part of the criteria.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (O7MnT)

462 449 Just rec'd a reply email form AutoTraders director of public relations:

Thank you for your email. The comments expressed by Samantha Bee were offensive and unacceptable and do not reflect the views of Autotrader. As a result, we have suspended our sponsorship of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.

Best,
Andrew
Posted by: Mojo Nixon at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (pKcpS)

NOT.
GOOD.
ENOUGH.

Unless they demand she be fired and fined years of back pay, they're not serious about her suffering any consequence.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (WDCYi)

463 350 Okay, which of you morons did this?

https://tinyurl.com/ybrc8wre
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

Could be Florida Man on his annual vacation.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (wHMIo)

464 My emotional support animal is Ratbert.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (md3fh)

465 WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says he's considering commuting sentence of ex-Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, pardoning Martha Stewart.

Trump would be justified in pardoning every conviction that Comey and McCabe were a party to. They have already proven that they are not above fabricating evidence and framing the innocent. Every conviction of theirs is now tainted and suspect.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (yQpMk)

466 Just rec'd a reply email form AutoTraders director of public relations:

Thank you for your email. The comments expressed by Samantha Bee
were offensive and unacceptable and do not reflect the views of
Autotrader. As a result, we have suspended our sponsorship of Full
Frontal with Samantha Bee.

Best,

Andrew

Posted by: Mojo Nixon at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM (pKcpS)
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Awesome

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (lwiT4)

467 She wears her hair in a tight high pony."

Wait, she has hair too?

Hmm.

Must watch again.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (7LY+6)

468 458 So I guess it will be okay to refer to men as a wrinkly empty old ballsack now?

Sorry. Equating any human being as an ape is awful. Saying women are nothing more than sex objects is horrid.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 01:20 PM (7UW64)

The more you tell people what they can't say, the more they're going to want to say it.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (WDCYi)

469 I thought that this comment after the "Daily Caller" article was clever:

Turns out predictions of a Blue Wave were referring to expletive-laced rants by A-, B-, C- and D-list celebrities rather than Democrat turnout in November.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (vw6r3)

470 Nood

Posted by: LGoPs at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (DK0L4)

471 Thought: with the rise of Internet personalities, the left is very likely to lose their stranglehold over entertainment. People can make bank streaming video games over twitch or self-producing videos and they are far less beholden to the lefts iseological stranglehold over the entertainment industry.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (mk7Bj)

472 Just watched 5 Ben Rhodes butthurt remix videos as a palette cleanser. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh your guts out at them, to paraphrase Mr. Wilde.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (kfcYC)

473 The real question is: why don't we get our own media? Why don't we get to have shows and movies we want to watch? These are publicly owned corporations, yet serve a tiny slice of the public.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (5HBd1)

474 WHEN THEY GO LOW WE GO get HIGH
Posted by: Mega at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (zfrbv)

475 This is equivalent to someone else's kid throwing a tantrum at the grocery store. I don't care. And, personally, I don't really like Ivanka Trump or her politics. Samantha Bee...don't know who she is.

Carry on.

Posted by: Orson at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (8wIJM)

476 I hope Ivanka puts out a statement calling on Netflix to fire Michelle Wolf. while she publicly thanks Sanders for her statement from the podium today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (LISuA)

477 Her name is "Jarrett", her father's name is "Jarrett".

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Jarrett is the communist party leader ex-husband. I'm pretty sure ValJarJar's father's name was Taylor.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 31, 2018 01:22 PM (MIKMs)

478 Thank you for your email. The comments expressed by Samantha Bee were offensive and unacceptable and do not reflect the views of Autotrader. As a result, we have suspended our sponsorship of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.

Best,
Andrew

Yeah!!! That's what I'm talking about! Stab the fools with their own bayonets.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2018 01:22 PM (o2MD2)

479 450 You realize that, in 20 years, the lefties will be claiming they were all united in supporting President Trump, unlike whoever the Literally Hitler of the day will be.
Posted by: George LeS at May 31, 2018 01:18 PM

Close. They'll say the Republicans running at the time are monsters, and that previous Republicans like Trump were reasonable people they could work with.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 31, 2018 01:22 PM (3MG/9)

480 I guess the reason there are no consequences for this Bee person is because 95% of America doesn't watch her and wouldn't know who she is.

Seriously, I don't know who Samantha Bee is, what she does, when she is on, etc. And because she is utterly unknown to most of us, her comments sound just like the underbelly of the internet or some obscure comedienne on a late night 700 channel.

In otherwords, who cares? A very unimportant person is screaming obscenities. Unless she tries to get in my car or in my house, I'll let the authorities deal with her.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2018 01:22 PM (3+YcP)

481 I think women are every bit as funny as men, if not more so, but its a question of context and type. I think women's humor is not very well suited for standup and it takes a truly exceptional one to make it in that field, whereas men are more inclined to that kind of humor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)

482 Remember when that guy with the hat and the beard said that a house divided against itself cannot stand?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 01:15 PM (Boy/L)

Jesus wore a hat?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 31, 2018 01:23 PM (wHMIo)

483 Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 31, 2018 01:19 PM (y3aQB)
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I love this woman.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 01:23 PM (lwiT4)

484 415 - Funny, whenever someone bring up fairness in these parts, all I hear is that we must go full-Alinsky, this is war, who cares about evenhandedness etc. But let some nearly washed up skank who's entire first show was a denigration of conservative family life make one comment widely viewed as racist and suddenly I'm on the receiving end of homilies about fairness. I just don't care. Sorry, if my "unfairness" to Roseanne offends - I mean why would I think someone who bakes Jew cookies dressed as Hitler might be, well, insensitive? - I just don't care. At all.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 31, 2018 01:23 PM (3UF8d)

485 I knew Wanda Sykes liked Roseanne, and Roseanne was respectful of Sykes.

In an interview with metro.

Your views don't exactly align with Roseanne Barr's thoughts on the president. Why did you choose to work on the revival and how much did you contribute to the show?

I was in the room for like two days a week, helping punch up stories and jokes. I was really happy with the way things turned out with the scripts. I'm a Roseanne fan. I'm a fan of the show. It saddens me, but it also cracks me up. Extreme anything is nuts. Extreme left is just as nuts as the extreme right. The only way that we're going to patch things up in this country is the people in the middle got to start talking to each other instead of just battling it out on Twitter. "Roseanne" speaks to so many people. They just want to be entertained. It kills me when people say it's a pro-Trump show. Absolutely not. These people are struggling. They're sharing medication. Trump's America, they're still broke as hell. Trump takes credit for everything and we can't control that.

And Roseanne, when my production company brought back "Last Comic Standing" for NBC, they told us you got to get big judges. Roseanne was the first one we reached out to. She was chilling in Hawaii. She met with us and we had dinner, and she's hilarious. I'm a lesbian, my producing partner is a lesbian, and she was like, "I want ya'll to succeed. I want to help you out. I want to win." I mean, Roseanne is just an old lady who shouldn't be on Twitter. She believes everything she reads because, when you're from that generation, you read stuff, you're like, "Well, what do you mean it's not true? I'm reading it!" Look, I accidentally followed Justin Bieber for 30 minutes and it scared the s--t out of me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 01:23 PM (fceHP)

486 She's that cute assistant for Nick Fury, with the black hair.

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Interesting. I have been avoiding those movies not because Nick Fury = black guy, but because black guy Nick Fury = Samuel L. Jackson. I'm sick of him. He's everywhere and in everything, and, while I wouldn't think it was possible, he's maybe a worse actor than Clooney.

Heck, I had to get rid of a video monitor for our toddler because Samuel L. Jackson kept tripping the motion detector trying to portray his Universal Black Man role from that one movie he did recently.

But svelte Ms. Cobie? I could ignore him for that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 31, 2018 01:23 PM (VgKNm)

487
My latest fun in politics is susan rice's son is currently a conservative.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2018 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

488 Jesus wore a hat?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 31, 2018 01:23 PM (wHMIo)
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yarmulke

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 31, 2018 01:24 PM (lwiT4)

489 Where does one find a list of the sponsors of Bee's show?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 01:24 PM (vw6r3)

490
So it was entirely possible that if VJ really were Iranian, she changed her name from Qyuiyedv Pokjygfr to Valerie Bowman/Jarrett.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 31, 2018 01:16 PM (YuRun)

Except she is not Iranian, her parents were American citizens, and she is an American citizen.

Please - let's leave the "subjective personal truths because I want to believe it that way" to the SJW's.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

491 This is equivalent to someone else's kid throwing a tantrum at the grocery store. I don't care.

Yet you took the time to share with us. Bless your heart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

492 Time to test this out. Start calling all liberal women feckless cunts.

It has been approved.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 31, 2018 01:24 PM (h/uSM)

493 Another average-looking bleached blonde (Samantha ) with a kinda funny mouth and a big nose who can't stand Ivanka's elegance and orderliness.

And these snide remarks about Ivanka's sexiness to her own father?

No worry about that with Chelsea Clinton. She's in no danger of appearing sexy to any man.

Posted by: True the Note at May 31, 2018 01:25 PM (HLTe8)

494 The only reason I know Bee's name is because of this website and because of something I saw on Ayden Paladin's YouTube channel.
The thing that bugs me is that she's a well paid comedian who gets paid to be humourless and untalented.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 31, 2018 01:26 PM (nBr1j)

495 452: Sarah Sanders is the only GOP Pres Sec who would have had the courage to do this, others would have pretended it didn't happen employing the "can't dignify that with a comment" approach which has gotten us where we are

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 01:26 PM (5gaNQ)

496

Wanda Sykes was Head Writer on Roseanne.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2018 01:26 PM (fceHP)

497 The more you tell people what they can't say, the more they're going to want to say it.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:21 PM (WDCYi)

People can say whatever they want to.

And I can return the favor.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 31, 2018 01:26 PM (7UW64)

498
She does not appear to have a grain of talent. So the bj route seems believable,

she doesn't seem like she'd be great at that either, probably pretty low effort, sad.....

Posted by: brak at May 31, 2018 01:27 PM (VckGX)

499 Carrots onna bun! Get yer carrots onna bun right here!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 31, 2018 12:51 PM
That's just beyond the pale, mate.

Posted by: CMOT Dibbler at May 31, 2018 01:28 PM (p+Wdc)

500 492: I'm in

Posted by: CN at May 31, 2018 01:28 PM (5gaNQ)

501 [Darwin] observed in The Descent of Man that "the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace, the savage races throughout the world".
...

In this passage, widely quoted by opponents of evolutionary theory, Darwin suggests that the break between "man and his nearest allies" will be widened through the extinction of the great apes, leaving a gap between the more civilised man "and some ape as low as a baboon, instead of as now between the negro or Australian and the gorilla".
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http://tinyurl.com/yas3s4su
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And even before Darwin, you had people arguing that black people were basically *livestock*, even though they never passed laws against teaching cows to read.

The history of slavery in this country is a history of egregious dubious, double-minded self-indulgent *denial*, that we all should show deference to the principle of contributing to the tropes that bound their humanity in a supposedly Christian culture.

On that scale, I could care less if somebody takes offense to people not preferring black jellybeans--or any of the histrionics about "symbolic racism" or "microagressions"--when you're looking for microagressions (i.e. like the micro-crime that no prosecutor would prosecute) you're bordering *neurosis*. You are learning the ways of a neurotic.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 01:29 PM (vDqXW)

502 Bee is just jealous. Ivanka is thin and beautiful while Bee is a fat hog.

Posted by: TR at May 31, 2018 01:29 PM (jOSqt)

503 Emotional Support Dog: OK

Emotional Support Fap: Not OK.

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I found out this morning that my sister, who has cancer, is doing horse therapy. They don't ride. They groom the horses and what not. The theory is that horses are very sensitive to human emotions and empathize.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:31 PM (+y/Ru)

504 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Whiten Your Sepulchre With Virtue Bleach! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at May 31, 2018 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

What are you talking about? The issue was whether it was a viable statement that Roseanne thought VJ was Iranian .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at May 31, 2018 01:31 PM (y1gYQ)

505 347
I never realized Nutbush, Tn. was in Canada."

some city limits, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 31, 2018 01:07 PM (7LY+6)

***
It's right next to Frostbite Falls, MN!

Posted by: Rocky the Moose at May 31, 2018 01:31 PM (Fb9aZ)

506 Keep pushing it, leftists.
Keep it up.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 31, 2018 01:32 PM (jWe5r)

507 The leftist excuse on Twitter is that Bee was just using foul language against one person, while Roseanne's statement was a racist smear against blacks.

I wonder if today, Archie Bunker would get fired from his job on the loading dock.

Posted by: mercenary13 at May 31, 2018 01:33 PM (6EMd0)

508 It's right next to Frostbite Falls, MN!

Posted by: Rocky the Moose at May 31, 2018 01:31 PM
Shadduppa you mouth!

Posted by: Boris Fatale at May 31, 2018 01:33 PM (p+Wdc)

509 506 Keep pushing it, leftists.
Keep it up.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 31, 2018 01:32 PM (jWe5r)

Once again, a perfect example of post/nic synergy

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2018 01:33 PM (BRvh1)

510 The leftist excuse on Twitter is that Bee was just using foul language against one person, while Roseanne's statement was a racist smear against blacks.

I wonder if today, Archie Bunker would get fired from his job on the loading dock.
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 31, 2018 01:33 PM (6EMd0)
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Which if you read it, it totally wasn't. It was *taken* as a reflection of the traditional trope against blacks, but it really was pointed at one person.

Leftists aren't very good with words. Words mean some things and not other things, and they can't work with that kind of pressure.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 01:35 PM (vDqXW)

511 Yet you took the time to share with us. Bless your heart.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 31, 2018 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

____________________

No, I took the time to point out what a waste of space and time you are investing in. Look, Democrats can't sell their message, because their message sucks. They are, also, forced to relay their positions via third party subcontractors (media, hollywood, six year old kids, highs school kids who survived a gun even etc.) Each time some jack ass in any of these groups does something like this Bee person did, it taints the entire group she represents. And, guess what, that subcontractor stuff doesn't work anymore. Media loses revenue and credibility, Hollywood loses revenue and their popularity, kids are told to shut up and do their homework.

Some third rate "comedian" called someone a cunt. I don't care. For all I know she was correct. But, I don't care if she is or isn't.

Posted by: Orson at May 31, 2018 01:37 PM (8wIJM)

512 You realize that, in 20 years, the lefties will be claiming they were all united in supporting President Trump, unlike whoever the Literally Hitler of the day will be.

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I saw a documentary a while back about the Hitlerjugend. They interviewed a former member who was confused. He remembers the stadiums and what not being packed but apparently he was the only one there because nobody else he talks to was a member.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 31, 2018 01:38 PM (+y/Ru)

513 I think it's time now- because I didn't do it earlier to post a funny dog (and human video because I never ever actually engage in discussion. I just try to distract people. James Woods had it on his twitter feed so blame him! ;^)

https://tinyurl.com/y89ourv2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2018 01:41 PM (vw6r3)

514 Why, though?

Her name is "Jarrett", her father's name is "Jarrett".

If she was native Persian her dad would have a Farsi name.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)

No, actually. Her father's name was Bowman. Her married name is Jarrett.

I'm betting 99% of America had no idea she is, by the Democrat's own "one drop" rule, black.

Also that her family was kicked out of Iran because the government of Iran at that time suspected one or both of her parents were Soviet spies. Or that ValJar herself married the Chicago head of the Communist Party.

But now you know.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 31, 2018 01:42 PM (O9qtX)

515 The leftist excuse on Twitter is that Bee was just using foul language against one person, while Roseanne's statement was a racist smear against blacks.

Rodeo clown in an Obama mask on line one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2018 01:42 PM (Boy/L)

516 Ace: "People will not permit themselves to be made second or third class caste."

My experience is that plain ol' able-bodied white guys actually ARE - literally - second class citizens, but are (1) oblivious to the fact and/or (2) are fine with it, because "oppression", "privilege", etc. Basically, they're victims of media bias and brainwashing.

The thing is, there are literally something called "protected classes" in the US legal system. It's an obvious violation of "equal protection", but since when does anybody really pay attention to that pesky Constitution relic? Anyway, if you "do the math", anybody who is NOT in a "protected class" is a second class citizen, and that leaves the aforementioned white guys.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 31, 2018 01:48 PM (GeYg1)

517 As the Great Horse Spirit is my witness, I had to look Samantha bee up, I did not know who she was.
When I did google her I found her list of movies, none of which I had not only never heard of but have never seen. And from the titles, "little Mosque on the Prairie" knew I would never see anyway.
So, Samantha Bee, kindly slink off to where ever your 15 minutes of fame is already gone and no amount of Ivanka bashing will bring it back.
P/S I will most likely forget you after I end this comment.

Posted by: obsidian at May 31, 2018 01:52 PM (ARK2U)

518 510 The leftist excuse on Twitter is that Bee was just using foul language against one person, while Roseanne's statement was a racist smear against blacks.

I wonder if today, Archie Bunker would get fired from his job on the loading dock.
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 31, 2018 01:33 PM (6EMd0)
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Which if you read it, it totally wasn't. It was *taken* as a reflection of the traditional trope against blacks, but it really was pointed at one person.

Leftists aren't very good with words. Words mean some things and not other things, and they can't work with that kind of pressure.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2018 01:35 PM (vDqXW)

No, it's not that they "aren't very good". They could be perfectly competent if they wanted to be, but they don't want to be. The mistakes are intentional, and their debate intellectually-dishonest. Twisting around the meaning of words is a favorite sport, because they need to twist reality to make it fit their narrative.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 31, 2018 01:55 PM (GeYg1)

519 The reason Eiger cancelled Roseanne was because he FEARS the Obama gang. They got or can get dirt on everybody.

Posted by: Muthaucker at May 31, 2018 02:03 PM (rx27F)

520 This is just more evidence of how much Trump has degraded what it means to be an American.

And I still hate money. Fuckin' hate it.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 31, 2018 02:10 PM (398bZ)

521 They have no guiding principles at all.
Its just mob rule, their gang against all outsiders.

You'll do what they say, when they say, how they say, or else.

It's like a giant mean girls club and the whole country is their freakin high school.

When do we get to have the food fight?

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2018 02:21 PM (g8i5v)

522 (512) Like Yogi Berra might have said about something else entirely: Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 31, 2018 02:24 PM (RuIsu)

523 Samantha Bee is clearly a C*ntless Feck.

Posted by: PHenry at May 31, 2018 02:27 PM (ETNOL)

524 103 yeah, but that was a white male with a bag over his head. People of color love white males with a bag over their heads.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 31, 2018 02:37 PM (eNqiW)

525 She forgot to put quote marks around "sincerely".

Posted by: DamnCat at May 31, 2018 02:39 PM (TVknX)

526 I wonder how long Bee would have a show if Trump took CNN's White House press credentials away...

Posted by: thesgm at May 31, 2018 03:00 PM (1gjtF)

527 Unless the award she is receiving comes in the form of copper-jacketed lead administered in a single dose up the rectum to allow for maximum time for contortion and reflection while bleeding out, it is truly unworthy of her talents.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 31, 2018 03:05 PM (rznWS)

528 There are some people I truly despise as a human. She's one.

Blagojevich is another one. Trump pardon's this piece of shit and I might have to write Trump a not-so-nice letter.

Posted by: Ripley at May 31, 2018 03:15 PM (fVGR3)

529 If there are a lot of people who don't mind getting timed-out by Twitter, it should be illustrative to tweet at her and tell her she's a feckless cunt.

I don't use Twitter, so I can't tell this feckless cunt that she's a feckless cunt.

Posted by: Some guy at May 31, 2018 03:42 PM (0d7v8)

530 "I want to apologize for using an expletive last night."

That's not the point, you miserable, unfunny scrunt. Worst kind of non-apology apology, and no one is buying it.

Posted by: red speck at May 31, 2018 04:03 PM (6Krd7)

531 Acosta is the sort of fellow who gives all the other dipshits a bad name. Was he asleep for 8 years during the Obozo celebrity soirees held almost weekly at the White House?

He should pull his head out.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 31, 2018 04:33 PM (Sda6L)

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