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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/2/18 )
The Saturday Night Joke While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The Manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $5,000". Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy. The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the backroom to get one. From the backroom the Manager yelled "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
............. This is why you just can't send a woman to Home Depot.
Ooooops!!!
“Situated in south-east Siberia, the 3.15-million-ha Lake Baikal is the oldest (25 million years) and deepest (1,700 m) lake in the world. It contains 20% of the world’s total unfrozen freshwater reserve. Known as the ‘Galapagos of Russia’, its age and isolation have produced one of the world’s richest and most unusual freshwater faunas, which is of exceptional value to evolutionary science,” writes Wikipedia.
Some suspect a serial killer while others point a finger at the paranormal, but nobody has been able to fully explain the mysterious disappearances from Vermont's Bennington Triangle.
Good f*cking grief!!
Woman Wants Parents To Ask Their Babies For 'Consent' Before Changing Diapers Teaching children from a young age about the importance of consent is, well, very important.From the looks of her too much hair dye has damaged whatever brains she had.
That said, many feel one woman is going way too far in trying to make this happen. Sexual consent expert Deanna Carson wants kids to understand what consent means as well, but she wants these types of lessons to start at an age when they can't understand much of anything -- when they're still wearing diapers.
Putting the principals and beliefs of the Bible to use.
The American Bible Society, a Philadelphia-based nonprofit that translates and distributes Bibles around the world, wants employees to agree to abstain from sex outside marriage — or resign. In a policy recently made public, the organization also defines marriage as only between a man and a woman. That means LGBT employees could be disqualified from working at the nonprofit. So could sexually active straight employees who live with a partner but are not married. Employees who don’t commit to the terms by Jan. 1, 2019, will be told to resign. The policy is a shift for the organization, which previously did not require staffers to abide by such an agreement.An interesting employment code.
No. They are not ambulance chasers.
Injury lawyers have historically used catchy jingles and memorable slogans to entice recovering patients to secure their services. Now, the 20-second TV or radio spot might soon be replaced with ads sent directly to the phones of patients as they sit in emergency rooms. NPR reports law firms specializing in personal injury are working with at least one digital marketing company to set up “geofences,” virtual perimeters that can be used to connect ad technology with a cellphone’s physical coordinates. Geofencing marketing is used to serve ads to people in small, specific geographical areas. In other cases, festivals or concert venues. In this case: hospitals. Marketer Bill Kakis told NPR that his company has geofenced “pretty much” every hospital in downstate New York and has now closed deals to advertise injury attorneys to people seeking medical care in the Philadelphia area.
Hashish is not a drug, it is our Genius Award Winner.
After a five-hour standoff, police arrested a Fairfax man who had cut down a tree, threatened neighbors, jumped on a fire truck and exposed himself.
Police responded to 911 calls around 8:30 p.m. Tuesday about a man cutting down a tree with an axe and a chainsaw and trying to set it on fire, according to Fairfax County Police. Callers reported that the man was screaming and cursing at residents in the neighborhood in the 10000 block of Wavell Road.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Octopussy at June 02, 2018 09:28 PM (1G4bO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:28 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 09:28 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 09:29 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 09:30 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:30 PM (A6JmE)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 02, 2018 09:30 PM (QU+qf)
But we are, of course, grateful for whatever is responsible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:31 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: IC at June 02, 2018 09:31 PM (3uO06)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 02, 2018 09:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 09:32 PM (aC6Sd)
California is now the first state in the nation to enact tough new water-efficiency standards. The controversial rules limit how many gallons a person can use inside their home per day.
In 2022, the new indoor water standard will be 55 gallons per person, per day. by 2030, it will fall to 50 gallons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l)
Mutiny on the Bouncy
Hoo Boy Columbus
Airplot
Star Drek
Florence of Arabia
The Guns of Minestrone
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:33 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:33 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2018 09:34 PM (jm1YL)
Conditions of employment.
If I ever win the lottery, the second thing I will as the lawyer about is what critieon I can use to discriminated against certain applicants who might be interviewing for employment with the company I would start.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 09:34 PM (roQNm)
or
We're celebrating Clint Eastwoods 88th birthday this past week.
Posted by: ALH at June 02, 2018 09:35 PM (ZjGzE)
Juan Williams would freak out if nine police officers entered a restaurant in which he was eating.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 09:35 PM (IqV8l)
Hardware store joke (in the days before big box stores):
Hardware store owner is short handed one day, some of the help is out sick or something, so he gets his wife to come in and help wait on customers.
One guy comes in and she asks him what he needs, and he says, I need a little bastard file. She jumps back in high dudgeon, "How dare you use that language with me!"
Her husband runs over, gets the guy his file, apologizes and gives him a discount to help smooth things over. He then explains to his wife that a bastard file is a proper term for that type of file and the guy meant no harm.
A few hours later a another customer comes in, the wife asks him what he needs and he says he needs a file. She says, "I suppose you want one of those little bastards?"
He says, outstretching his arms, "Oh no ma'am, I need a big sum-bitch about this long."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 09:35 PM (8O3HH)
I'm starting to wonder if she knows how to properly mount a faucet.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:35 PM (fZuhk)
In 2022, the new indoor water standard will be 55 gallons per person, per day. by 2030, it will fall to 50 gallons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l)
God, I hope that that doesn't apply to waterboarding leftists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:35 PM (CmGjz)
Why did the Six Million Dollar Man kill the plumber?
Because he screwed the wrong Fawcett.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2018 09:36 PM (mDqIG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (DMUuz)
By 2050, stillsuits.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (yQpMk)
In 2022, the new indoor water standard will be 55 gallons per person, per day.
Exempt, I'd guess, are the lawmakers.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (A6JmE)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (SRarZ)
In 2022, the new indoor water standard will be 55 gallons per person, per day. by 2030, it will fall to 50 gallons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l)
I have a question: how do the comrades know how much was used indoors vs. outdoors?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: f'd at June 02, 2018 09:38 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 02, 2018 09:38 PM (yQpMk)
Jay Guevara: I would beg for someone to please please send Hillary to Vermont post-haste, but the Triangle would probably send her back. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2018 09:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:35 PM
Sounds like she's prepared to mount something.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2018 09:39 PM (vxyF1)
Revolutions were started by less.
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Regarding the Bible employees, don't see how ABS can successfully fight the eventual SJW lawsuit in court.
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Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 09:39 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 02, 2018 09:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (CmGjz)
Using water outside will be a felony. Bounties paid to informants.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:39 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (e7oj4)
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The principals of the Bible?
PS: Aren't grammar Nazis the worst?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (pvjTE)
I'm starting to wonder if she knows how to properly mount a faucet.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:35 PM (fZuhk)
Where's Ben Rothlisberger when you need him.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (T71PA)
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2018 09:39 PM (vxyF1)
Something something cross-threading.
Something flange.
Gah, I can't be bothered.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Hands at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Fiat justitia ruat caelum at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: ibguy at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (pvjTE)
I think you mean "Aren't grammar Nazi's the worst?"
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (fZuhk)
Did the Denver Brain Tumor Walk this morning. Celebrated our friend Donn and ibguy's baby sister, Joyce.
Our team captain wanted to know where the donation from Colorado AOS came from
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (A6JmE)
Yeppers, just like the Austin City Counsel when they enacted a city-wide ban on watering a few years ago and a few citizen journalists ratted them out on cheating. Hypocrite! Know thy name.
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Octopussy at June 02, 2018 09:28 PM (1G4bO)
What would be impressive would be if you could get 8th...
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (M56+o)
Something flange.
Gah, I can't be bothered.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM
Careful. You don't want to blow a gasket.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (vxyF1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: not Carole Bouquet at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (Ohv84)
Exempt, I'd guess, are the lawmakers.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (A6JmE)
Of course. Also major Democrat donors - Babs Streisand, Ron Burkle, and Tom Steyer leap to mind in this connection - plus wetbacks, criminals, druggies, and Communists. Only conservative taxpayers need to observe this rule.
Btw, the governing body of the SD County Democrat Party has styled itself as the "Central Committee."
So they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (pvjTE)
I think you mean "Aren't grammar Nazi's the worst?"
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (fZuhk)
I think the correct form is "grammar Nazis be the worst, yo."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (vxyF1)
Blah blah snake the drain.
I'm sorry, my heart's not in it. I shouldn't have started it.
Speaking of not starting it, I can't seem to get a head on this pump.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (fZuhk)
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Only the worst lawyers, the real numbskulls are ambulance chasers. Everyone knows where the ambulances are going. You just have to plant yourself at the hospital and wait for them to come to you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (CmGjz)
and how will they know who is in the house each day?
And all this with Millions of gallons of fresh water going to save bait...
(yes, I live in Clownifornia for now...).
Posted by: Don Q at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (CmGjz)
Why yes! I speak ebonics.
Posted by: Some Old Lady on a Plane at June 02, 2018 09:45 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (CmGjz)
We had an edifying discussion on last night's ONT about how to entertain communists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 09:45 PM (s1Lht)
Well, technically, there's something similar when you work in government.
Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2018 09:45 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (BqR2k)
My most memorable MAD mag stuff was "Stupid Answers to Stupid Questions."
Snappy answers?? I dunno.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (A6JmE)
Posted by: Hands at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Fiat justitia ruat caelum at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:39 PM (fZuhk)/i]
Informants? Or spies?
A liberal acquaintance here talked about spray-painting a red "X" on the doors of those who watered their lawns. This despite the fact that SD county had no water shortage, since it get its water from the Colorado River, and from a pricey desalination plant we just paid for. And yes, he's from MN.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: JSchuler at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (7axIG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Fiat justitia ruat caelum at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (AR8XQ)
What was the other regular part of MAD? Usually featured some middle-aged square smoking a pipe or something.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (A6JmE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Fiat justitia ruat caelum at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2018 09:46 PM (T71PA)
You mean "The worst, grammar Nazis BE."
Rayciss.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (CmGjz)
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Oh and kill all injury lawyers unless I need one.
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (KCxzN)
Did anyone read the news story about bootleg marijuana being shipped out of Colorado to all the other states?
Or the one about illegal drug cartels targeting legal marijuana sellers?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (A6JmE)
That is Iowahawk.
Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (AR8XQ)
Howdy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (s1Lht)
I really don't care if that happens or not. My hunch is that if they did, the show would also just happen to go full SJW left.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (eMKNe)
@JackPosobiec
·
1h
I know the names of one other person and one other organization that Mifsud made offers to - and let's just say neither of which are 'around' anymore
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My guess..?
Cambridge Analytica, which is now out of business and Peter W. Smith, who committed suicide in early 2017.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (A6JmE)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM
I got nuthin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (vxyF1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (A6JmE)
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Don (Something)'s The Lighter Side.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (qJtVm)
Hot enough to melt steel in your neck of the woods yet?
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: also not Carole Bouquet at June 02, 2018 09:49 PM (Ohv84)
Posted by: Don Martin did other stuff at June 02, 2018 09:49 PM (Ohv84)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:49 PM (A6JmE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (qJtVm)
Dave Berg?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:49 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:50 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (AR8XQ)
How do people lurk that long? I'm too 'chatty' to lurk for years.
And...welcome back!
Posted by: Tami at June 02, 2018 09:50 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 02, 2018 09:51 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:50 PM (SRarZ)
Gosh, now we have to perform under all that pressure
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:51 PM (fZuhk)
Seems like a perverse incentive to me. Like threatening to spank a masochist.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 02, 2018 09:53 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2018 09:53 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:51 PM (fZuhk)
No pressure! I already know the outcome, so the race can wait... Now...entertain me!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:53 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: JAS at June 02, 2018 09:53 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 02, 2018 09:54 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:54 PM (SRarZ)
I was greeted by a disgusting smell from the front porch this morning. A big ol' buzzard flew off. He or something had drug up a dead possum carcass. It was nasty, covered with those nasty flies, and that aroma was just wafting everywhere. It was backing nicely in the sun.
I had to get a pitchfork and dump that way out in the field.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 09:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 09:54 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Hawaiian judge #47 at June 02, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R)
PS: Aren't grammar Nazis the worst?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (pvjTE)
--Spelling =/= grammar
Posted by: logprof, being Nazi at June 02, 2018 09:55 PM (e7oj4)
http://www.madcoversite.com/dmd-alphabetical.html
I don't see Skwee-bee-dee-bee-dap!, the sound of cockroaches being squished under a board.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:55 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: logprof, being Nazi at June 02, 2018 09:55 PM (e7oj4)
grammer Nazi!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 02, 2018 09:56 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: cfo mom at June 02, 2018 09:57 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (oFsfu)
#twoweeks
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at June 02, 2018 09:57 PM (AR8XQ)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 09:53 PM (SRarZ)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
Posted by: Gladiator at June 02, 2018 09:58 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: cfo mom at June 02, 2018 09:57 PM (RfzVr)
I happen to have 3,570 people living in my house.
Posted by: Babs Streisand at June 02, 2018 09:58 PM (T71PA)
Speaking of not starting it, I can't seem to get a head on this pump.Posted by: hogmartin
---Ream her pipes.
Something something ballcock
Lube her O ring.
Sweat the nipple.
I've never seen the need for a screw hole locator but I suppose first timers might need one.
Ah plumbing terms - gotta love them.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)
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The principal characters of the Bible?
The principles of the Bible?
The principles of Christianity?
I could care less, maybe.
What's the point?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 09:59 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: JAS at June 02, 2018 09:59 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Hands at June 02, 2018 09:41 PM (EzdLW)
Doesn't look like Superstition Mountain itself, but sure does look the countryside near there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 09:59 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: logprof, being Nazi at June 02, 2018 09:55 PM (e7oj4)
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True, but there was no misspelling involved.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: f'd at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:51 PM (fZuhk)*
It's a replay. She knows how it ends. So not as much pressure as you think.
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (U2rG9)
I really don't care if that happens or not. My hunch is that if they did, the show would also just happen to go full SJW left.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (eMKNe)
I can't help wondering whether this whole kerfuffle was planned and scripted for just such an outcome.
*adjusts tinfoil hat to a rakish angle*
Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 10:01 PM (sdi6R)
.............
This is why you just can't send a woman to Home Depot.
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Well, she established what her side hustle is. Now it is just negotiating the price.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 02, 2018 10:01 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Bermuda at June 02, 2018 10:01 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:02 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (U2rG9)
See? Someone knows exactly how all of this works.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:02 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2018 10:02 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2018 10:03 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: T at June 02, 2018 10:03 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (qJtVm)
That was Dave Berg, I think. Don Martin drew those characters with the amazing rubber faces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 10:04 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 02, 2018 10:04 PM (WUY4z)
Posted by: T at June 02, 2018 10:03 PM (MmeCn)
That is the sort of English up with which I shall not put.
Posted by: Zombie Churchill at June 02, 2018 10:05 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Kapt Kristol in his motorized canoC at June 02, 2018 10:05 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: T at June 02, 2018 10:03 PM (MmeCn)
Do you get that alot?
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 10:05 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 02, 2018 09:53 PM (jp0Bv)
Rotenone FTW!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 10:05 PM (WFV7d)
Don Martin drew those characters with the amazing rubber faces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 10:04 PM (WFV7d)
Don't forget the hinged feet.
Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)
Darwin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:06 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Paolo at June 02, 2018 10:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Don Q at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
NON-INDIGENOUS bait. makes it even more galling don't it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 10:06 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Capt Kristol in his motorized canoe at June 02, 2018 10:06 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 02, 2018 10:07 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:07 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Don Q at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
Is this going to go into whether tilapia is edible or not?
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 10:07 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:07 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 10:05 PM (oFsfu)
"Do you get that, Alot?"
https://tinyurl.com/y42zurt
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:08 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2018 10:08 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 10:08 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at June 02, 2018 10:08 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 02, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 10:05 PM (oFsfu)
Yeah, their always doing stuff like that.
Posted by: T at June 02, 2018 10:09 PM (MmeCn)
At yet communism gave us the green movement and climate change.
Go. Figure.
NO. That is NOOOOO communist country is ecologically sound or even attempting to be.
How do the Climate Alarmists square that circle?
Posted by: jakee308 at June 02, 2018 10:09 PM (+vXRE)
Posted by: T at June 02, 2018 10:03 PM (MmeCn)
That's a capitol idea!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2018 10:09 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: T
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Capital, Capitol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:09 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Don Q at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
NON-INDIGENOUS bait. makes it even more galling don't it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 10:06 PM (gQQ9b
Put some bait in your bathtub, you're good to go!
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:09 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at June 02, 2018 10:08 PM (cct0t)
Hey Rip, drink this and go back to sleep.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 10:09 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:10 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 10:07 PM (oFsfu)*
WeirdDave covered that last night.
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:10 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:10 PM (ZpfqO)
Probably the first time ever!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)
PAF! is the Don Martin sound with a frog turns into a prince after being kissed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 10:11 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 02, 2018 10:11 PM (QU+qf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4S32hF-Iec
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:07 PM (qJtVm)
OMG Kam highway from Kaimuki to Hale Ewa with the top down :3
There isn't a big enough :3 kitty emoticon.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:12 PM (fZuhk)
It went well. We can seal the major crossings within 90 minutes, and all minor crossings within 120. Electricity and water can be cut off within 3 hours, with complete isolation achieved within 24.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 02, 2018 10:12 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:13 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:14 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Toad-O at June 02, 2018 10:14 PM (cct0t)
I loved driving around the North Shore too! Instant nirvana to over the hill and down into Haleiwa. Or the Pipeline in February.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:14 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:16 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: T
Their never going to get that through there heads as long as they're phones are charged
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2018 10:16 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM
Weaver's Needle?
Posted by: pogomip at June 02, 2018 10:16 PM (Bn/4f)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:16 PM (qJtVm)
I want a cane spider ranch, maybe a herd of centipedes.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:17 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Toad-O
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The descriptor 'Water Melon' is used too infrequently today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:17 PM (ZpfqO)
Hey hey....not sure if your name is really Eleanor, but I love that name!
Um, it went good and bad. Good- loved spending time with him, obviously. Bad, parting from him and having him go home.
Good- the weather couldn't have been better. Bad- we did some pretty hardcore, strenuous hiking, and I thought I was gonna puke. Good- he was very patient with me. Bad- I am battling poison ivy now.
Good- the week leading up to it, he was super sweet and attentive. Bad- the week since, he has been less attentive, and I find myself worrying that he will find the distance just too hard.
Good- we had a great time together Bad- I miss him like crazy.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:18 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 09:39 PM (oFsfu)
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Well, with Hawaiian judges you never know, but otherwise there should be no big problem.
The American Bible Society is a non-profit with an explicitly religious purpose. Just like churches, seminaries, or church-run schools, they can require employees to adhere to certain behaviors and even swear to certain beliefs.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2018 10:19 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (s1Lht)
At least I got to meet up again in meat-space with cousins I haven't met in years.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (itfg0)
They gleefully lie to your face. Works for them.Posted by: Burger Chef at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (RuIsu)
With a rash of bullying incidents, a high school principal has decided on a clever plan: Require students to smile or be forced to go to a guidance councilor to talk about their feelz.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14659
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (w7KSn)
https://tinyurl.com/y8weo6on
Posted by: Grump928(C) Fiat justitia ruat caelum at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (yQpMk)
The County of San Diego seems to have solved all other possible problems within the county, because it is apparently so free to use its resources in a war against... popcorn provided by hardware and similar stores.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14656
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (itfg0)
A big "howdy" from Slapweasel Farms, a subsidiary of Slapweasel Industries.
We stand with you as we grow our Force to shrink Government.
-We take no subsidies.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:21 PM (Ckg4U)
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Mothman. Climate change has driven it north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:21 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2018 10:16 PM (KCxzN)
Nice, wish I would of thought of that one.
Posted by: T at June 02, 2018 10:21 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:17 PM (fZuhk)
Say "North Shore" and I think "wake up to find foot-long centipede swimming around in toilet".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:21 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Man-Baby - diet of turnips and bacon grease at June 02, 2018 10:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Don Q at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
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you misspelled "cat food".
HTH!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 02, 2018 10:22 PM (kGHHG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (yQpMk)
By 2060, deathstills.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 02, 2018 10:22 PM (brIR5)
The hoplophobia of schools and the people that run them has amply been demonstrated by the plethora of incidents where the police were called because a student had an object that had a vaguely gun-like shape to it.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14640
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 10:23 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 02, 2018 10:07 PM (oFsfu)*
WeirdDave covered that last night.
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:10 PM (U2rG9)
Some guys won't put fish in their mouth no matter what.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 10:23 PM (dgNJj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:23 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 10:00 PM (pvjTE)
--To the principle's office with you!!!!
Posted by: logprof, being Nazi at June 02, 2018 10:23 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Dick at June 02, 2018 10:24 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at June 02, 2018 09:37 PM (yQpMk)
By 2060, deathstills.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 02, 2018 10:22 PM (brIR5)
In the year 2525, if man is still alive...
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 02, 2018 10:24 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: ibguy at June 02, 2018 10:25 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 02, 2018 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:25 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 10:26 PM (n13/j)
Did you ever do Manoa Falls/Pauoa Flats trail?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:26 PM (fZuhk)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 02, 2018 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
It is all supposition and hyperbole. We here at Slapweasel Industries run a clean machine, amigo.
Our lawyers tell us that we need to say no more about the situation.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:30 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:30 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 02, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)
Speaking of exercise routines, I discovered a new one for senior citizens. First you get down on the floor and try to do a pushup. Then you roll over and try to do a situp. Then you try to get up off the floor without assistance.
I got new mower blades on the lawn tractor. Getting the mower deck off wasn't real difficult, but getting it back on was a pain. Get down on the floor, try to position the mower deck. Get back up off the floor to get some leverage.
Ok, so eventually, the deck is back on and then the engine wouldn't start. Ok, eventually it started and I went out to mow with the brand new blades and promple hit a rock hidden in the tall grass.
Ok, fine. So I when I went to the local small implement dealer they refused to sharpen the old blades but offered to special order new after market blades. Ok, fine. After going online and finding what I needed, and had it delivered, I thought I should go get those special order blades because it would be the ethical thing to do, and they could be spares I could keep on hand in someplace special for the time I might need them. Of course, it might be ten years before I need them, but I would have them if I can remember the special place I put them in for safe keeping until I need them.
Ok fine. When I went to the implement dealer this afternoon, they were closed; not open on Saturday afternoon.
Ok fine. What ever. Story of my life. Who cares.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 10:31 PM (roQNm)
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Next thing you know, they are 30 years old, and you're asking for their 'consent' to have them removed from your house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:32 PM (y3sT9)
I liked Waahila Ridge. I loved that you drove through the U of H Manoa campus and up into the hills, and there was this glorious trail that allowed you to look down on the city from a great height in the cool quiet piney woods.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:26 PM (fZuhk)
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I did! I hiked up to Manoa Falls two years ago. Do I win something?
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 09:40 PM (pvjTE)
I think you mean "Aren't grammar Nazi's the worst?"
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:42 PM (fZuhk)
I think the correct form is "grammar Nazis be the worst, yo."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 09:44 PM
Gramma's Nazis are the best. The others are just loosers.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (dUJdY)
I hate this....I don't want to be clingy. I don't wanna think the worst. I don't want to cry for no reason.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 10:31 PM (roQNm)
You'd think that Saturday afternoon would be one of their busiest business times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (s1Lht)
*HAH!* I do a lot of that until I no longer can.
-Okay, fine.
If that's the way he wants it, that's the way he gets it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:34 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:34 PM (L+pr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
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Next thing you know, they are 30 years old, and you're asking for their 'consent' to have them removed from your house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:32 PM
Are they still wearing diapers at that point?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:34 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Dick at June 02, 2018 10:24 PM (SRarZ)
++++
Vox Day also had a problem with them regarding libel. Someone posted something about him that he claimed was libelous and Gab refused to take it down and also were uncooperative somehow in his efforts to take legal actions against the poster.
I don't use social media, so I just skimmed through his telling of the story when he told it. But, I think I have the essentials right.
Basically, I believe Gab's position is that they will only act against posts that are overtly criminal, or if a court orders them to do something. Other than that, they don't police or help others police their content. Though I have lately read about them cancelling accounts linked to Soros and his minions of disruptors, so I guess that's another exception.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 10:34 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (/+bwe)
Ahem
Posted by: Illinois Nazis at June 02, 2018 10:35 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:35 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2018 10:08 PM (rnAwa)
The best dictionary for American English is the original 1982 version of the Oxford American Dictionary. They don't play around and are very clear on which word pronunciations are favored and which are, let's just say, less common. It is ironic that Webster was way more squishy on American English back then, and it certainly is today.
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 10:35 PM (n13/j)
-Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (oMtOd)
You get muscular development, cardio benefits and one "AttaGirl!"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (LBSeG)
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Yikes! Is that a woman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (y3sT9)
7mph. We're watching the hockey game now with the house open and it's
about 60 with 30% RH. I'm OK with this heat.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:34 PM (L+pr4)
PPPPFFFFFBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTT.....
It's over 90 degrees right now. At almost 10pm. Forecast is mid-nineties to just over 100 for the next ten days.
Bring me some of that cool weather!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (SRarZ)
I hate this....I don't want to be clingy. I don't wanna think the worst. I don't want to cry for no reason.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Illinois Nazis at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (gQQ9b)
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14659
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM
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Honestly, if they really did this to any great extent,....well, I won't say it.
But that's a good way to make a psyche snap.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:30 PM (SRarZ)
--Fine by me. Easier to keep up with while imbibing.
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 02, 2018 10:37 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2018 10:37 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (oMtOd)
You hiked Manoa Falls trail and you want something more?! You got to hike it! Just a little further to Pauoa Flats.
https://stoatnet.org/summit/
https://stoatnet.org/2ndpeak/
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:38 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (Ckg4U)
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Well, thank you, Slap. You forgot the gallon of sweat.
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:38 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:35 PM (y3sT9)
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Political Hat let us touch his!
That was my favorite gun.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (qJtVm)
I hate this....I don't want to be clingy. I don't wanna think the worst. I don't want to cry for no reason.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Illinois Nazis at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM
I'm really tired so I read that twice, but Instill don't get it. Is it a joke related to the baby diaper thing?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (/+bwe)
Come get some. Bring blackberry preserves. And golf clubs.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (L+pr4)
can remember the special place I put them in for safe keeping until I
need them.".
Posted by: cfo mom at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: ibguy at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:38 PM (oMtOd)
They sell water in the parking lot.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (fZuhk)
-Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:38 PM (oMtOd)
If that's what you "won"? Okay. Where do you keep it?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:40 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (/+bwe)
Seconded.
Are Nazis particularly good at relationship advice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:40 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:40 PM (L+pr4)
They state that if they actually dox you, they'll take action...but at that point the horse has left the barn and it is too late.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:40 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:40 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: ibguy at June 02, 2018 10:40 PM (vUcdz)
Looks like your buddy saw a double rainbow man! *puff*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm)
I have no idea what Vox is saying about them considering I don't read them. But I can tell you what the owner of the sites at from my conversation with him last night. It's okay for people to threaten to dox you. But it's not okay for people to threaten your life. Which is pretty much one in the same thing. My support for the site pretty much went from 100% to 0% at that point considering some shithead little pretend wannabe Nazi was threatening to dox me.
Posted by: Dick at June 02, 2018 10:41 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:30 PM (SRarZ)
--Fine by me. Easier to keep up with while imbibing.
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2018 10:36 PM (e7oj4)
It was cool here for a change, only the 70s. So when I got back from work, I grabbed a pruner and cut off oak saplings. I also grabbed a thorny plant that looked like a harmless weed we get around here (looks a bit like milkweed).
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:41 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: ibguy at June 02, 2018 10:41 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Dick at June 02, 2018 10:24 PM (SRarZ)
I like the idea of GNU social
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_social
Pixy doesn't like the programming language in which it is written, but the idea of social media set-up similar to e-mail (where no one platform is controlling) is the way to go.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 10:42 PM (itfg0)
Are Nazis particularly good at relationship advice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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My Dear Fuhrer, I never thought this would happen to me . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2018 10:42 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:39 PM (L+pr4)
You do not want to play golf with me. I assure you of that. Unless you'd like to spend the entire day trying to get through maybe 6 holes. It ain't pretty. But I sure do know how to make some preserves. Can you believe we are still working on the rest of the strawberry and apricot I made back then?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:42 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 02, 2018 10:43 PM (hXNBa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:43 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:44 PM (/+bwe)
I hate this....I don't want to be clingy. I don't wanna think the worst. I don't want to cry for no reason.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:33 PM (TL2pK)
Now now, TP -- sounds like you had a really fun time. Don't drive yourself (or him) nutz by being paranoid.
Only 9-10 hours? Sheesh, so what? I mean, really, who can maintain constant contact via text or phone, other than a stalker? Give the guy a chance to breathe, make dinner, call his folks, have an actual life. (You can tell I'm not a user of these damnable cell-phone texty devices LOL)
Relax. Relax. If you parted on good terms, it's good. Don't spook yourself with negative "what ifs".
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 02, 2018 10:44 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:45 PM (SRarZ)
I have this great video I took there for my kids, of this big tree. I started at the top, and panned down slowly, until you could finally see my husband at the base of this tree. He looked like an ant.
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:45 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Cm9000 at June 02, 2018 10:45 PM (kYU4t)
That's crazy. I can help you with that. And you and the Grumpy Grandma can share a cart.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (L+pr4)
There are more stars in the sky that grains of sand on the earth, quoth Barky.
This like everything else he says, is bullshit. How many grains of sand are there on the earth? Well, depending on what you estimate the average size to be, and how much volume of beach and other sand containing places, you come up with a number on the order of 10^18 to 10^21.
That's a YUGE number, but less than Avogadro's Number by a factor of 100.
How many stars are in the sky? Depends on how you define "sky". If visible stars are what you mean, this number is only in the thousands. If by sky, you mean the whole Milky Way Galaxy, then you've got, well, there are some huge error bars on this number. Anywhere from 100 - 400 billion.
Still vanishingly small compared to the number of grains of sand on the earth.
Now, if by sky you mean the entire observable universe, then the rough ballpark number you get is on the order of 10^24.
So, there are about 500 to 1000 times as many stars in the whole damned observable universe as there are grains on sand on the earth.
Now, note a mole of water, 1 gram, contains 10^23 number of molecules. Thus a mere 10 grams of water, 10 drops, contains as many H2O molecules are there are stars in the entire Universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (8O3HH)
Are Nazis particularly good at relationship advice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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My Dear Fuhrer, I never thought this would happen to me . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2018 10:42 PM
And there goes the thought of having a glass of wine. Water through the nose felt bad enough.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (/+bwe)
And you really do me well
You're my pride and joy, et cetera!
Yes, I know it isn't spelled the same, but it is what pops into my head every time I see that name.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Jewells45
My guess: lookup the "Peralta Trailhead", once there make your way along the Peralta Trail, aka the Super Highway of the Superstitions.
Posted by: pogomip at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (Bn/4f)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 02, 2018 10:44 PM (QU+qf)
Eleanor speak good sense.
Eleanor wise.
You listen to Eleanor.
Posted by: Caveman Urg at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (s1Lht)
Tickled Pink
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Hours? 9 or 10 hours?
Panicking after 9 or 10 days I could see, but hours?!?
Gaaaah. I'm glad I spend my dating years back when people didn't have the technology to constantly be in contact.
Well, we did have phones, I guess, but anyone calling more than once a day would have been considered a pest.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2018 10:47 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (L+pr4)
I think I have three half-pints left. Two apricot and one strawberry. But I'm too lazy to get up and check the pantry. I wiped out all of the blackberry, they were so good.
Maybe late this summer I'll can another couple dozen jars. I'll send you some.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:48 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (8O3HH)
6.022x10^23
Avocado's number, yo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:48 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:45 PM (oMtOd)
Nice
The best thing about Manoa Falls trail is that it starts in a little neighborhood right behind the University. It's just a little parking lot and then BAM: Jurassic Park.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:48 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Dick at June 02, 2018 10:49 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2018 10:47 PM (0jtPF)
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And a rich pest, if they were calling long distance.
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:49 PM (oMtOd)
*headache*
Don't you know the rules?
Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2018 10:50 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: DangerGirl
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Today I ran across some Serviceberry trees. I had not encountered Serviceberry before, but there were a couple of ladies busily picking berries who assured me that the berries were edible and tasty.
Yup. Quite good. The ladies told me that they used them for making preserves. Taste and look a lot like Blueberries.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wy5gzj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:50 PM (ZpfqO)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002948980660195328
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002949693641551872
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002950119401099264
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002950452353339393
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1002950716795826176
Posted by: kbdabear at June 02, 2018 10:51 PM (eh0Va)
This like everything else he says, is bullshit. How many grains of sand are there on the earth? Well, depending on what you estimate the average size to be, and how much volume of beach and other sand containing places, you come up with a number on the order of 10^18 to 10^21.
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Now, now, publius. I'm sure he had lots of people counting those grains of sand. Top men. Or perhaps little dreamers doing the work Americans won't do.
Plus NASA working on the stars in between tackling AGW and teaching about the proud Muslim heritage of the space program.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:51 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 10:23 PM
Before the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Roshia-no Botto started hanging out with me, her sole experience with any kind of fish or seafood was the fish stick...
Whilst we were still courting, I cooked her a dinner, serving her a whole fish! She'd thought it was exotic and therefore I was "exotic" and even more sexually attractive...
Even unto this day, she'll put anything in her mouth that I've prepared!
Now, if only I could get her to properly pronounce "Worcestershire"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 02, 2018 10:51 PM (e9G8E)
For some reason, this story made me think of Arsenic and Old Lace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:51 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:48 PM (fZuhk)
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And that's exactly what it looked like. Crazy jungle stuff I didn't see anywhere else on the island.
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:51 PM (oMtOd)
Math and chemistry in one post. On the ONT. On a Saturday night.
That has to be a violation of the style guide.
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:52 PM (U2rG9)
Dating is tough......I don't know how people in relationships do it.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:53 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 02, 2018 10:53 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 10:53 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 10:53 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Dick at June 02, 2018 10:49 PM
Are clean whores not a thing in Portugal?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:54 PM (/+bwe)
-Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 02, 2018 10:51 PM (e9G8E)
Washyersister.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Dating is tough......I don't know how people in relationships do it.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:53 PM (TL2pK)
Send him a sick pic!
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (3FBAK)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:48 PM (fZuhk)
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Speaking of, did you ever go to that park in Wahiawa off California Avenue? Primordial!
There's more to Wahiawa than just mahus and beat-downs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: logprof at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (3FBAK)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2018 10:47 PM (0jtPF)
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And a rich pest, if they were calling long distance.
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:49 PM (oMtOd)
LOL ladies, you're oh so right! We must be alte kochas.
Still, I do think people put waaaaaaaaay too much pressure on themselves and others with the current technology. "Instant access" should NOT mean "constant access." I'd find that creepy, myself.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 02, 2018 10:56 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:56 PM (L+pr4)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 02, 2018 10:51 PM (e9G8E)
Whas t'is 'ere?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:56 PM (/+bwe)
-Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:52 PM (U2rG9)
It isn't but it should be.
On the other hand, it also slaps Neil DeAss Tyson with an enormous cock.
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Are Nazis particularly good at relationship advice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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My Dear Fuhrer, I never thought this would happen to me . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2018 10:42 PM
And there goes the thought of having a glass of wine. Water through the nose felt bad enough.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (/+bwe)
Mein Führer, I can [CENSORED] again!!
Posted by: Herr Dr. Fremdlieb at June 02, 2018 10:57 PM (itfg0)
Damnit!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (3FBAK)
(joke edited because TP is a nice young lady)
Wait, he should send her a dick pic, or she should send him a pic of his dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:57 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 10:56 PM (L+pr4)*
He can just save that shit for the book thread.
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 10:57 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
I do live my life. I really do.
I was on the go from about 7 am-7 pm today, so I assure you....it's not like I am sitting around pining.
But, then, when I get home, get in, and get settled.....that's when I start to get inside my own head.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:58 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 10:59 PM (nBr1j)
-Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 02, 2018 10:56 PM (QU+qf)
I agree.
...and X gets the square.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)
There's more to Wahiawa than just mahus and beat-downs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (qJtVm)
Oh, that's like in the center of the island, right? Up H2? I didn't get that way very often. Mostly Pearl (obviously) and along the windward side. Sometimes Haliewa but usually just as far as Kbay. Ocean Concepts dive shop was around Waianae, that's as far leeward as I got. Usually just the Kam highway/H3 loop.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 10:59 PM (fZuhk)
But, then, when I get home, get in, and get settled.....that's when I start to get inside my own head.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:58 PM (TL2pK)
Note guys: TP is limber.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:59 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 10:49 PM (oMtOd)
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So true!
I remember putting a timer on during calls so I could avoid those na$ty surprises in the next phone bill.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2018 10:59 PM (0jtPF)
Anyway, the point is, if some idiot says there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the earth, you can say maybe, but I piss out 10,000 times as many molecules of water every day as stars in the whole damned Universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
You'd hardly know there are two teams on the ice. It's non-stop color and ooh-awing over the Capitals, but especially a handful of them, no matter what's actually happening.
Went to do other things after the last Washington goal, which was a horrible break-down/give-away goal - described as a result of "fore-check" hockey by Washington, which is ridiculous. One Vegas player effed up with the puck, badly, another one failed to do his basic job to cover the other guy, and the goalie was too passive. It was an embarrassing give-away/collapse, described as if it was an Orr end/end rush or something by Washington.
Is there some corporate/league/other reason the Capitals must win or be worshiped in this series? The lead announcer is usually excellent, but last 2 games the discussion has been pretty silly.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2018 11:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (/+bwe)
Mein Führer, I can [CENSORED] again!!
Posted by: Herr Dr. Fremdlieb at June 02, 2018 10:57 PM (itfg0)
Oh, mein gott. V8 hurts worse.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:00 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 02, 2018 10:53 PM (O5Q3r)
We're going to need a bigger intro.
Posted by: Vegas at June 02, 2018 11:00 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (LBSeG)
10,000x times grains of sand. Maybe a 1000x times the number of stars in the Universe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 10:46 PM (8O3HH)
A mole of water is 18 grams, and a drop of water is ca. 0.5 mL. But mutatis mutandis, your point remains.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (CmGjz)
Damnit!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (3FBAK)
(joke edited because TP is a nice young lady)
Wait, he should send her a dick pic, or she should send him a pic of his dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:57 PM (s1Lht)
Nope just a random dick pic for the lulz. If he laughs then he is a keeper.
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (3FBAK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: TANSTAASFL at June 02, 2018 11:02 PM (Wa5hI)
Damnit!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (3FBAK)
(joke edited because TP is a nice young lady)
Wait, he should send her a dick pic, or she should send him a pic of his dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:57 PM (s1Lht)
Nope just a random dick pic for the lulz. If he laughs then he is a keeper.
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (3FBAK)
/pulls out a picture of Richard Nixon...
Posted by: Don Q at June 02, 2018 11:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
For those interested in Vox Day's turn against Gab, this pretty much covers it. Start at the bottom and scroll up. The stuff towards the top has nothing to do with Gab.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (CmGjz)
Now you are just fucking with us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (s1Lht)
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
Perhaps Saturday nights on the ONT aren't the right time to show-off your brilliance... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (CmGjz)
Oh, yes. That makes more sense when you put it that way.
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (U2rG9)
Nope. I've got the ficus right here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
That cheating whore...
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (CmGjz)
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Um, okay. I mean you're the scientist.
Posted by: bluebell at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (oMtOd)
+ 6.022 x 10²³
From several of Isaac Asimov's essays there are about 3,000 stars visible in all of Earth's night sky.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (qJtVm)
There are more moron dicks in the horde than there are grains of sand on the beach.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (qJtVm)
Damnit!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 10:55 PM (3FBAK)
(joke edited because TP is a nice young lady)
Wait, he should send her a dick pic, or she should send him a pic of his dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 10:57 PM (s1Lht)
Nope just a random dick pic for the lulz. If he laughs then he is a keeper.
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (3FBAK)
/pulls out a picture of Richard Nixon...
Posted by: Don Q at June 02, 2018 11:02 PM (NgKpN)
This guy gets it. Start texting famous random pictures of famous Richards.
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (3FBAK)
I know nothing about hockey. But my guess would be that Vegas has been a tradition since 2017.
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:05 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
My nose says this is possibly a threadwinner. Or I'm slaphappy from tiredness.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:05 PM (/+bwe)
Service berry trees are also known as shadbush, because the shadfish (alewives) run upstream when the shadbush blossum.
Posted by: pogomip at June 02, 2018 11:05 PM (Bn/4f)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:01 PM (CmGjz)
Now you are just fucking with us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (s1Lht)/i]
But if the 0.5 mL identifies as 0.05 mL ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:05 PM (CmGjz)
You're right, I'm a blithering idiot. I somehow was getting 1 mole of water is 1 gram = 1 ml, which was just stooooooopid.
So, knock everything down by an order of magnitude.
You piss out more molecules of water every day than there are starts in the whole damned observable universe, and thousands of times the number of grains of sand on the earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:05 PM (/+bwe)
You need to install high flow nostrils is all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (s1Lht)
Yay today was a good day. Morning confession, went to the "taste of Louisville" event, library, Mass, picnic in the park. Free food all day :^) except for the places which had a tip jar, which I tipped for
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 10:58 PM (TL2pK)
From one woman to another (and I swear I've told you this before in the distant past).
Get out of your own head. Men like women who are confident and not clingy. Men do not like needy. Men do not like clingy, crying, constantly questioning women.
Find yourself. Be confident in yourself. Stop questioning and doubting everything. Be secure in your aloneness. Love yourself first. Because if you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else.
Everything else looks like desperation. And desperation is something that real men don't like. And it makes you look pitiful. Get a grip.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 11:04 PM (qJtVm)
I'd orthogonalize my vectors to do a Taylor series expansion around your origin... if you know what i mean.
Posted by: Nerds Everywhere at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM (qJtVm)
I don't have one. If I asked nicely, would one of The 'Rons send me one that I can forward?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (/+bwe)
Also, if she displays her poor judgment on her head, how are we supposed to trust her expertise?
Posted by: Emmie at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
No problem. This is, of course, of academic interest except to zombie Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: HAIR at June 02, 2018 11:08 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:05 PM (CmGjz)
The Metric System, being French, is of course Queer...
Posted by: The Non-Metric Hat at June 02, 2018 11:08 PM (itfg0)
That. "Desperation is a stinky cologne."
Signed, one who knows.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:08 PM (6FqZa)
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It's those damn metrics. Why can't we just stick with English Standards?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 11:08 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Nerds Everywhere at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (itfg0)
Of course I do.
Posted by: Gram-Schmidt at June 02, 2018 11:08 PM (CmGjz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (6FqZa)
You in Louisville these days, BT? I highly recommend St Martin of Tours church for a good, traditional mass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:09 PM (s1Lht)
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Americans-call-ham-Canadian-bacon
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2018 11:09 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:05 PM (/+bwe)
You need to install high flow nostrils is all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (s1Lht)
But I hear they cost a lot. And at Home Depot I'll probably get screwed.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:09 PM (/+bwe)
I think publius substitutes 'loving himself' with despoiling the ficus. Subscribe to his newsletter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:10 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: Emmie at June 02, 2018 11:10 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
And you've got the NSA records on every one of us you've watched fap... to assuage your curiosity.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:10 PM (6FqZa)
At least on a weekend night.
*says the chemist*
*who is more interested in genetics, but the career path took her somewhere else*
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:11 PM (SRarZ)
One other weird point. I get that the Vegas coach may be the best in the biz, the results he produces with what he has, but this comically passive penalty kill thing has got to go. The few times Vegas defenders did anything but maintain their overly passive box, they of course broke things up and iced it. Duh.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2018 11:11 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:12 PM (SRarZ)
Get out of your own head. Men like women who are confident and not clingy. Men do not like needy. Men do not like clingy, crying, constantly questioning women.9/i]
Of course not. Who's looking to take on an obvious liability?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 02, 2018 11:12 PM (CmGjz)
I do really think you guys would like this one.....he is right up the horde's alley, methinks.
Conservative in many ways, libertarian in many ways, very much anti-establishment.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 11:13 PM (TL2pK)
*HAH!*
...I'd rather have legitimate reactions, but I'll take your charity!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:14 PM (Ckg4U)
See? I wanted to make a two layer pudding pie. The lemon layer went in the the pie shell like is should; instant pudding, two cups of cold milk, stir. What could go wrong?
Ok, fine. The lime layer didn't set up, so I put it on top of the lemon layer and put the pie in the 'fridge thinking it would set when chilled.
Nope. So I read the directions. The lime pudding isn't instant like the lemon and requires a cup of boiling water to dissolve the pudding mix, and then a cup of cold water to chill the pudding.
I just spent the last half hour cleaning up the mess in the 'fridge. Today has been educational.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 11:14 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 11:13 PM (TL2pK)
A buzz cut under his Che Guevara beret?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:14 PM (s1Lht)
Math class is tough.
I was told there would be no math.
You people are mean!
Oh I wish I could see a dick pic of Ken's dick!
Posted by: Confused, Upset Barbie at June 02, 2018 11:14 PM (8iiMU)
Oh my. So... basically, me, but prettier and with fewer sermons about Emperor Maurice?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:15 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:14 PM (Ckg4U)
Who says that wasn't legit?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:15 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2018 11:11 PM (QDnY+)
My team's Mayor could have your teams legs broken...
Posted by: The Molbbed-Up Hat at June 02, 2018 11:15 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:16 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 11:16 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:15 PM (nBr1j)
Did someone mention fried brains?
Posted by: Idi Amin at June 02, 2018 11:16 PM (s1Lht)
Oh my. So... basically, me, but prettier and with fewer sermons about Emperor Maurice?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
So... you each want to be my successor...
Posted by: The Pompatus of Love at June 02, 2018 11:16 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at June 02, 2018 11:17 PM (0t0rs)
4 bdrm, 2 composting toilet, 2 car garage with a lovely open floor plan, blah, blah, blah, etc...etc only $1.5 million! This one won't last long!
Posted by: lin-duh at June 02, 2018 11:17 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hx29gi&s=9
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 11:17 PM (gQQ9b)
-Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:15 PM (SRarZ)
Admittedly poorly worded. Thank You, darlin'!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:17 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 11:17 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 11:03 PM
Sock it to me?
Posted by: Richard Nixon at June 02, 2018 11:18 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:15 PM (nBr1j)
There is a reason his handlers used the check box method.
Hi bth!
Posted by: Infidel at June 02, 2018 11:18 PM (LBSeG)
At least I got to meet up again in meat-space with cousins I haven't met in years.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 10:20 PM (itfg0)
My sincere condolences, Hat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 11:18 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:16 PM (6FqZa)
Genetics has always been my passion. It just wasn't my fate.
*says the freaky girl who collects textbooks that specialize in genetic diseases*
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:19 PM (SRarZ)
I had to look up the definition of a standard "drop". I had in my head that a drop was about 1 ml. I think that was because I'd heard of 1ml droppers. And that's the volume of the whole dropper thing, not each drop.
But yes 20 drops per 1 ml is the standard definition.
In IV drips, standards are 10, 15, 20, and 60 drops per ml, I see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 11:18 PM (WFV7d)
Thank you.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 02, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)
Heh, you are speaking way above me there. What I know about hockey can fit in a thimble. If you want to talk football or golf, particularly from a couple decades ago, then I can probably hang with ya.
One thing to consider is that often the lame stream press comes up with a narrative before the event and keeps pushing it, come what may. Probably some middle management guy came up with the idea to support the caps and talk about how historic their winning would be. These people are not Mensa members.
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:21 PM (n13/j)
I am not easily offended, but I thought that was pretty tasteless.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:21 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Volume 1: European royalty
Volume 2: Pakistani villagers (A-M) . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:22 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:23 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:23 PM (/+bwe)
I believe he has her on as a guest from time to time as well...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 02, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
https://youtu.be/Sco_eBvXGTQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 02, 2018 11:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (/+
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=iw2jwz&s=9
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b)
What was the other regular part of MAD? Usually featured some middle-aged square smoking a pipe or something.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (A6JmE)
Lighter Side of... I think the guy was named Roger Kaputnik
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 02, 2018 11:24 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Madam President
Laughed like crazy.
Posted by: Winston at June 02, 2018 11:25 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:25 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:26 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2018 11:26 PM (2K6fY)
Heh.....the greatest country western song of all time. "Ne tebye mne ckazat 'milii'".
https://youtu.be/Sco_eBvXGTQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 02, 2018 11:24 PM (fA1SL)
But does it have trains, prison, and momma? Oh, it does, ok check. BTW, best CM song, "Always on my Mind" by George Jones.
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:27 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:27 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:27 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:07 PM (/+
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=iw2jwz&s=9
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b)
Thanks, BEbe's Boobs Destroy. That will certainly be something to think about as I drift off to sleep!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 02, 2018 11:27 PM (/+bwe)
You piss out more molecules of water every day than there are stars in the whole damned observable universe, and thousands of times the number of grains of sand on the earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
This new learning amazes me.
Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 11:28 PM (sdi6R)
--------
If you want a treat, go read her Wiki page. It's hard to believe that anyone has gotten around as much as she has, and is still alive...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrissie_Hynde
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 11:28 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 02, 2018 11:28 PM (Ckg4U)
Everything else looks like desperation. And desperation is something that real men don't like. And it makes you look pitiful. Get a grip.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:06 PM (
THIS!! Relax. And if you cant, at least pretend you are. Leave your phone and go away for 5-6 hours tomorrow. Maybe a movie marathon. Maybe go ride a horse. But do NOT call or text. Then go to bed early but do not check emails and texts until the next morning. Trust me.
Posted by: LaSue at June 02, 2018 11:28 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 11:28 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:29 PM (s1Lht)
I believe he has her on as a guest from time to time as well...
Posted by: qdpstevep
He paid for the use. He had her on the show, she asked for an amount to whatever environmental cause that she supported, he wrote a check to that amount, and thats why he still uses the song. I don't remember the full details but thats how it basically went.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 02, 2018 11:30 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 02, 2018 11:30 PM (kufk0)
I believe he has her on as a guest from time to time as well...
Her parents were listeners at one time, and I think that factored into it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 02, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 02, 2018 11:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: tsarina katerina at June 02, 2018 11:30 PM (6FqZa)
For those interested in Vox Day's turn against Gab, this pretty much covers it. Start at the bottom and scroll up. The stuff towards the top has nothing to do with Gab.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
The problem is the platform. We can't rely on a client server model to protect free speech. We need a true peer to peer app with no central authority with even the vaguest responsibility for content.
Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2018 11:31 PM (MS0+a)
Sorry, but I couldn't help it. I need eye contact to chat.
Serious.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:31 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:31 PM (6FqZa)
The thing that especially blows my mind about Chryssie Hynde is that she still allows Rush to use her music.
I believe he has her on as a guest from time to time as well...
Posted by: qdpsteve
I listen every day and have never heard her on.
Geddy Lee demanded Rush stop playing Rush tunes as bumpers during the Sandra Fluke affair.
Haven't heard any since.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 11:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: tbodie at June 02, 2018 11:33 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2018 11:33 PM (s1Lht)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 02, 2018 11:34 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:34 PM (nBr1j)
((10^10)^10)^34
What G.H. Hardy called 'The largest number ever to serve any definite purpose'
If you know what the number is, you damn sure deserve a Gold Star.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 11:35 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 02, 2018 09:47 PM (A6JmE)
What was that foldy thing that was also a riddle?
Posted by: LaSue at June 02, 2018 11:35 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: THE BLACK CROWES at June 02, 2018 11:35 PM (nwmK9)
The problem is the platform. We can't rely on a client server model to protect free speech. We need a true peer to peer app with no central authority with even the vaguest responsibility for content.
Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2018 11:31 PM
We'll end up wandering in the forest like the rebels in Fahrenheit 451.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 11:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2018 11:36 PM (nwmK9)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 02, 2018 11:13 PM (TL2pK)
You are dating Michael Malice?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2018 11:37 PM (2K6fY)
I believe he has her on as a guest from time to time as well...
Her parents were listeners at one time, and I think that factored into it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 02, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)
I think the giant royalty checks are what swayed her.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 02, 2018 11:38 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2018 11:38 PM (nwmK9)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:27 PM (SRarZ)
Went to the UT baseball game tonight. Between 6 and 9, the temp dropped from 99 to a balmy 96.
Posted by: LaSue at June 02, 2018 11:38 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 02, 2018 11:38 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:39 PM (6FqZa)
Words fail to describe my joy at this good news.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 02, 2018 11:39 PM (fA1SL)
We'll end up wandering in the forest like the rebels in Fahrenheit 451.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Not necessarily. I used to teach a course on forming ad-hoc trust based networks at SOA, people organize in the most repressive environments.
Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2018 11:39 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:41 PM (6FqZa)
Wierdish.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:42 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 11:36 PM (IqV8l)"
In many ways that does seem the likeliest scenario, maybe even one of the more optimistic ones.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 02, 2018 11:42 PM (GNCPT)
I bet they turn the AC on high when he comes in.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2018 11:43 PM (qZLyh)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:43 PM (nBr1j)
tinyurl.com/y9zmzzzs
His number is longer than Skewes'.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 02, 2018 11:44 PM (6FqZa)
Wierdish.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:42 PM (nBr1j)
He nae be Scottish. Merely a poof.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2018 11:44 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:27 PM (n13/j)
uggh. That went pear shaped. Normally I could name 10 songs easily that I would consider "the best", but this time I couldn't pull of one. I meant to say, "He stopped loving her today". carry on.
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:45 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 02, 2018 11:46 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2018 11:46 PM (MS0+a)
Even that I'm pronouncing with a Scottish accent as I write it. Something's wrong with me.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:46 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 02, 2018 11:48 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at June 02, 2018 11:16 PM (roQNm)
Fuggedaboudit. They couldn't pay me enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 11:48 PM (WFV7d)
Nice cool night. Best part. No skeeters. usually there will be skeeters, especially considering how rainy it's been this spring.
'Twas a good day. took a long hike in the hills. Green, growing, plenty of birds, including meadowlarks, hummingbirds, hawks and a few I did not recognize.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2018 11:51 PM (Mkuv2)
Even that I'm pronouncing with a Scottish accent as I write it. Something's wrong with me.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:46 PM (nBr1j)
Not Anne Murray? I am more outlaw country/70s country, but she was good. .
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:52 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2018 11:26 PM (2K6fY)
They grow around here. And there are domesticated varieties now. You can get Saskatoon jelly, Saskatoon jam, Saskatoon pie, and I believe even Saskatoon wine.
They are kind of mealy and seedy to eat raw out of hand; much better made into one of the above.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 11:53 PM (WFV7d)
Even that I'm pronouncing with a Scottish accent as I write it. Something's wrong with me.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:46 PM (nBr1j)
Not Anne Murray? I am more outlaw country/70s country, but she was good. .
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:52 PM (n13/j)
No. Not Anne Murray. IIRC she always sang in barefoot. I remember Put Your Hand in the Hand.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:53 PM (nBr1j)
through in a Scottish accent. I kennae understand it. Perhaps I should
go see a doctor.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:43 PM (nBr1j)
Aye. Too much Braveheart or Balvenie?
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:54 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2018 11:56 PM (nwmK9)
through in a Scottish accent. I kennae understand it. Perhaps I should
go see a doctor.
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Heh. Couple moved in across the street. He's a Scot. I understand about every third word.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2018 11:57 PM (9tO1t)
Haven't heard any since.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2018 11:32 PM (IqV8l)
I don't think he has any say in it. If his record company sold the performance licensing rights to ASCAP or BMI, anyone who wants to pay the royalty can play the song on-air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2018 11:58 PM (WFV7d)
That's why the Brits think we're 'daft'. You can't understand 2/3 of the shit they say.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2018 11:59 PM (zguJx)
But I do not like all the glitz and showiness of the Vegas team, although what else could it have been? Just do not make the NHL turn into the NFL, or WWE. It's supposed to be all about hairy, smelly guys with trapper beards fucking shit up.
Do not wreck this!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2018 11:59 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2018 12:01 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2018 12:02 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2018 11:52 PM (n13/j)
Anne Murray was never country. MOR pop music. Now some commercial country radio stations play her, because their brand of country is mostly MOR pop anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2018 12:02 AM (WFV7d)
I don't think he has any say in it. If his record company sold the performance licensing rights to ASCAP or BMI, anyone who wants to pay the royalty can play the song on-air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I think Rush just figured "to Hell with you and your music, asshole" and dropped them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2018 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Maybe watch Brave a few times, then try again.
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Film Noir Critic ... at June 03, 2018 12:05 AM (AoK0a)
through in a Scottish accent. I kennae understand it. Perhaps I should
go see a doctor.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 02, 2018 11:43 PM (nBr1j)
I feel your pain. I will turn off the TV, then read a novel or biography and will hear the last voice I heard on the TV.
and I'll shout, "Gaius Marius does not sound like Sheldon Cooper!"
"Augustus McCrae does not sound like Homer Simpson!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 12:05 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2018 12:02 AM (89T5c)
There's a great scene in the first episode of Band of Brothers that illustrates this perfectly. Hoobler chats up a Brit in German garb for war games, and Hoobler wants to check out the Luger the Brit is carrying. Whole lotta "what?" "eh?" Funny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 12:09 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2018 12:09 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: He-Man at June 03, 2018 12:09 AM (AyGZp)
I think the biggest number ever conceived of is Graham's number. The observable universe would not be able to hold it's digital representation is every Plank volume contained 1 digit.
It can be expressed using some form of Knuth's up arrow notation, but even that's cumbersome. You have to go to the next step of iterating a tower of Knuth's up arrows.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2018 12:11 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2018 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Well, why give money to assholes who hate you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2018 12:11 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2018 12:12 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: He-Man at June 03, 2018 12:12 AM (AyGZp)
It can be expressed using some form of Knuth's up arrow notation, but even that's cumbersome. You have to go to the next step of iterating a tower of Knuth's up arrows.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 03, 2018 12:11 AM (8O3HH)
So what's Graham's Number squared?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2018 12:12 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 03, 2018 12:14 AM (nBr1j)
some commercial country radio stations play her, because their brand of
country is mostly MOR pop anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2018 12:02 AM (WFV7d)
The Anne Murray thing was a bit tongue in cheek. She was s good singer though. I still like some 80s stuff and there are exceptions even today. But for me, real country music ended in the 70s. Willie, Waylon, Don Williams, Hagg, you get the drift. One more modern guy who I can appreciate at least as a vocalist is Vince Gill.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:14 AM (n13/j)
So you're saying it does butt stuff?
Posted by: He-Man at June 03, 2018 12:15 AM (AyGZp)
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:14 AM (n13/j)
Do check out Cody Jinks. I quite like his voice and his writing.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 03, 2018 12:15 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:15 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2018 12:16 AM (89T5c)
Good to hear. The folks around here are good for keeping a guy up.
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2018 12:16 AM (TsPkt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 03, 2018 12:17 AM (fA1SL)
Educational, it was...
Posted by: He-Man at June 03, 2018 12:12 AM (AyGZp)
I 'spect it was.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2018 12:19 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: He-Man at June 03, 2018 12:15 AM (AyGZp)
The begonias definitely do the root stuff.
Posted by: publius's ficus at June 03, 2018 12:20 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2018 12:22 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 03, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 12:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 12:26 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 03, 2018 12:26 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 12:27 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2018 12:27 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2018 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at June 03, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jean at June 02, 2018 11:31 PM (MS0+a)
Somewhere in SF a techbro just combined the words "Twitter" and "blockchain" and popped a stiffy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2018 12:32 AM (Tnhbr)
* Rascall Flatts. merely Boyz to Men, with a barely perceptible twang.
* Any Country "artist", who blends the slightest degree of "rap" into a song. PERIOD.
* The Formulaic Mob, who think that any twangy song inclusive of the terms "truck", "mama", "train", "prison", etc., constitutes a "Country Song". (see David Allen Coe)
* Florida Georgia Line. Countless BRITISH actors proffer forth a more believable "twang", tan those assholes.
* "Country" acts...dudes who wear ball caps vs. proper Cowboy Hats. They are Legion. Exemption: Merle wore a trucker-type cap back in the day. Not a ball cap, though.
Many other acts skirt the edge of "Country or Not", but survive.
Garth Brooks brought the Rock Star Performance ethos into Country Music, and broadened it's horizons greatly, as a result. The exemption? Most of what Brooks has written and performed is some superb Country Music, in SPITE of his Rock background.
Shania Twain strove to Pop-ify Country Music, and her sales record would suggest that she largely, succeeded. But that was sales in the '90s. Not so much, now.
There is still a HUGE market, for straight up, pure country.
Press the albums, and they will buy.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2018 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 09:48 PM (qJtVm)
Dave Berg?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 09:49 PM (fZuhk)
----
The Berg Shit Department.
Posted by: National Lampoon Parody of MAD at June 03, 2018 12:33 AM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at June 03, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)
I recall her words:
"I'm standing in the middle of the road with my pants behind me."
*winks*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 12:33 AM (Mkuv2)
In the middle of the road, you see the darnedest things...
Posted by: Chrissie Hynde
And they're stinkin' to high heaven.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2018 12:33 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2018 12:02 AM (89T5c)
Back when I had hair and a better back, I was in the USAF stationed in the UK. I was watching a sports network over there and they were covering soccer. They interviewed a player from Newcastle, UK. They had what he was saying showing up on the TV screen so you could understand what he was saying. This was a British Sports network by the way.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2018 12:34 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Jean
Everyone would have to be responsible for their own servers for email and web presence. And then the ISPs would still be an issue, with all the network infrastructure and how that all functions (in theory and practice).
Short form, cyberspace with the current infrastructure and technology will never be totally free or secure.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 03, 2018 12:36 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2018 12:37 AM (pY+s4)
a headline over at yahoo news: "trump's policies increasing poverty in u.s." cites a preliminary report from an expert for the u.n. human rights commission. the full report to the commission next month will blame trump for worsening poverty in america - based on statistics through 2016!
even the nytimes is speechless over the economic prosperity - but yahoo is undaunted.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 03, 2018 12:37 AM (Pg+x7)
I agree with most of that. Garth Brooks doesn't resonate with me anymore and he was never even close to George Strait in that era imho. I have seen Hank Jr. do some pretty crazy stuff in concert, I don't recall him rapping but he did play the bongos.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:38 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2018 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
By and large, I have never been a country fan. But I know talent when I hear it; por ejemplo Roy Clark and Glen Campbell. I also like Chris Ledoux, and I love the Zac Brown Band.
My bride listens to *quote* country *unquote* on the radio. Most of these groups look like hipsters fresh out of their freshman year at college.
Pure garbage.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 12:39 AM (Mkuv2)
You go to different parts of England, you need a translator.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2018 12:02 AM (89T5c)
Liverpudlians can be very difficult to understand, especially if they are drunk. The same is true of Edinburgh accents. The women I met were a bit easier to understand. They were trying to talk "posh" whereas the working class men didn't give a shit about sounding "posh" - or even coherent.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 03, 2018 12:39 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2018 12:34 AM (pY+s4)
My erstwhile "other half" (not capitalized) is from Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Her younger son's wife (now, widow) is from, and lives in Glasgow, Scotland.
Upon his untimely passing (age 33), I of course, found myself in Glasgow, as how could I not? That, and he was rapidly developing into my Best Friend, from his visits here to the States.
He was simply BETTER than most men we're likely to meet.
I can understand the Irish Brogue, well enough.
But the accents in Glasgow? Dear lord, I don't think even Google Translate can puke out something better than 50% accurate.
No wonder the Scots make Scotch. It's the ONLY way to render them comprehensible.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2018 12:40 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Graham at June 03, 2018 12:42 AM (FsRTQ)
https://youtu.be/Ikp7-vjDJGA
My beloved will be here with me tomorrow. And with my family for late dinner thereafter. Burn joss, recite the rosary, slaughter rams - do what you do - to improve my odds that this works in my favor. I need every advantage in this.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 03, 2018 12:43 AM (fA1SL)
In 2016 I went to Carlisle, which is what, 60 miles to the west of Newcastle, and everyone there spoke perfectly comprehensible Northern English. Hardly different from what I heard in Shropshire for five years.
Hadrian's Wall, pff. In the North, the real barrier be the Pennines.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 12:43 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 03, 2018 12:43 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 03, 2018 12:37 AM (Pg+x7)
I think you mean Yahoo is derpy-derp.
Somewhere, Corky is shaking his head, muttering "friggin' retards."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 12:44 AM (Mkuv2)
Please, please tell me I'm off base.
Posted by: NavyMom at June 03, 2018 12:44 AM (Oelm8)
Bertram, true...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2018 12:45 AM (eMKNe)
Mancunians (Manchester) almost sound like Americans . . . Maybe the Beatles changed your accents ?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 12:45 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2018 12:45 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Chrissie Hynde
And they're stinkin' to high heaven.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
"Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts..."
Amazing the things kids used to sing.
Posted by: pogomip at June 03, 2018 12:46 AM (Bn/4f)
Some people just need other people to hate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2018 12:47 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at June 03, 2018 12:47 AM (AoK0a)
E-2/16 INF(M), Labor day Weekend. I'm out being the extra body with whomever is driving the track or 151 whilst the SNCOs/Brass play evaluator, learning nothing except that Riley is a shithole.
one evening, it's nearing midnight, it' s about 100*F, 99% humidity, and every breath you take has to be chewed because of the insect content.
i ask if it ever cools off there, and they said "Come back in January: the tanks freeze to the ground."
i never went back. FTS.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 12:47 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 12:48 AM (6FqZa)
I would put Sawyer Brown up as a prime example of what was NOT country.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:48 AM (n13/j)
Press the albums, and they will buy.
------------
Uh, about that...
We sent all of our presses to Brazil.
Posted by: RCA at June 03, 2018 12:49 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 12:52 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 03, 2018 12:52 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 12:53 AM (kGHHG)
By and large, I have never been a country fan. But I know talent
when I hear it; por ejemplo Roy Clark and Glen Campbell. I also like
Chris Ledoux, and I love the Zac Brown Band.
My bride listens to *quote* country *unquote* on the radio. Most of
these groups look like hipsters fresh out of their freshman year at
college.
Pure garbage.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 12:39 AM (Mkuv2)
Buck Owens was the real deal too. I think some write him off because of Hee Haw.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:54 AM (n13/j)
I would put Sawyer Brown up as a prime example of what was NOT country.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:48 AM (n13/j)
Concur.
But I'll fight that Zak Brown Band IS Country, bigly.
Experience one single concert, and all doubt: removed.
Not only in the music, but in the ethos, too.
Bonus. They really do "leave it all out on the stage". You get your money's worth.
And Vince Gill? I'd pay to hear him sing the freakin' alphabet. Fantasy set. Him and Ricky Skaggs, duet.
The talent would fry the amps.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2018 12:55 AM (TsPkt)
Please, please tell me I'm off base.
Posted by: NavyMom at June 03, 2018 12:44 AM (Oelm
I suspect you have it right.
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2018 12:55 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Graham
Yer number's fine. Go make some crackers.
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic... at June 03, 2018 12:47 AM (AoK0a)
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F that: reopen the Filmore East and West, and stage some more concerts!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 12:56 AM (kGHHG)
Please, please tell me I'm off base.
Posted by: NavyMom at June 03, 2018 12:44 AM (Oelm
Strikes me as the next chapter of anti-parental authority.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 03, 2018 12:56 AM (di1hb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByihCyvNJI
And with that, gonna say goodnight. Thanks for the fun chat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2018 01:00 AM (eMKNe)
Work tomorrow demand that I depart, now.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
*pulls eject handle*
*remembers that he's not in an airplane*
*wylie e coyote expression on face*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2018 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Tattooed Love Boys is an old fave.
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 03, 2018 12:52 AM (RuIsu)
++++
And, according to her book, autobiographical.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2018 01:02 AM (pvjTE)
Every time I see a pic of John Brennan, he looks like he's going to hit somebody.
Some people just need other people to hate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 03, 2018 12:47 AM (eMKNe)
It makes sense that he converted to Islam then.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 03, 2018 01:02 AM (H80UQ)
The talent would fry the amps.
Yeah, I did not like him at first because he did not fit my outlaw country/old school mindset. But I learned to appreciate the talent, and that he respects those that came before. Check out almost every show where they pay homage to a country singer of the past, they all want Vince Gill to sing their songs.
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 01:03 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 12:54 AM (n13/j)
Honestly, I did the same thing because of Hee Haw. But on one of my internet TV links is something called RFD TV (or something like that) and they play Hee Haw reruns. I was stunned at how much I loved what I saw. Goofy, lame jokes, Junior Samples, but filled with really good music. Buck and Roy. Shit. No wonder it was my Dad and Grandpa's favorite show.
Hee Haw>Lawrence Welk
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:04 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 01:04 AM (kGHHG)
Please, please tell me I'm off base.
Posted by: NavyMom at June 03, 2018 12:44 AM (Oelm
You're not. They've been quietly pushing that shit for a long time.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2018 01:04 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: NavyMom at June 03, 2018 12:44 AM (Oelm
You're not. They've been quietly pushing that shit for a long time.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 03, 2018 01:04 AM (Tnhbr)
Alas. I have to agree. Never, ever underestimate the intentions of the hard Left.
Just be vigilant. Arm yourself. Pray.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:09 AM (Mkuv2)
The entire reason that I brought up the whole doxxing thing on Gab is
that 1100 or so of you folks have gone over to gab and last few days,
and my bubble has been completely burst over there with my conversation
with Andrew last night. When he told me that our identities were not
private anymore, I was done.
Posted by: Dick at June 02, 2018 10:49 PM (SRarZ)
Yep. I'm staying off of it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 03, 2018 01:09 AM (H80UQ)
Well.......... hello.
Posted by: mindful webworker - back again for the first time at June 03, 2018 01:11 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 03, 2018 01:11 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2018 01:15 AM (TsPkt)
I cancelled my Facebooger account even before that, but apparently my account never actually went away, despite me doing all the things that supposedly guaranteed that my fucking account be fucking deleted.
Fucking Big Brother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:16 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:18 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:23 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:24 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 03, 2018 01:25 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2018 01:25 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:27 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 03, 2018 01:28 AM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 03, 2018 01:29 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Rick James, bitch at June 03, 2018 01:31 AM (pAx+1)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 03, 2018 01:31 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: mindful webworker - distractedly at June 03, 2018 01:33 AM (uDclo)
Dream concert: Vince Gill, Ricky Skaggs, Roy Clark on various string instruments (preferably all acoustic) and vocals with Reba and Alison Kraus on vocals. SIGH!
If the local country music station played their records I would start listening to it again. Most of what I hear there sounds like rock music to me.
Posted by: JTB at June 03, 2018 01:33 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Quint at June 03, 2018 01:34 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2018 01:34 AM (AwuxK)
Nobody mentioned The Incredible Bulk (I think it was) parody of the Bill Bixby TV show. I remember they mocked how the TV show changed his name from sissy "Bruce" to notsomuch "David" - by mentioning several manly Bruces - Bruce Wayne... Bruce Lee... Bruce Jenner...
Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me worry? at June 03, 2018 01:38 AM (uDclo)
A lot of people would know the words......
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2018 01:39 AM (FaG8C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
Ummmm.....ok.
But WTF IS joss, exactly ?
Because I don't wanna set the wrong thing on fire.
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2018 01:45 AM (FaG8C)
A lot of people would know the words......
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2018 01:39 AM (FaG8C)
We're working to fix that.
Posted by: Teachers' Unions at June 03, 2018 01:45 AM (HFwOy)
Last night they had Dr. Peter Lillback talking about his book defending George Washington Christianity against jackass Chernow's claim of deism. Really interesting.
Posted by: Anna Mac at June 03, 2018 01:53 AM (rj4Yf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2018 01:53 AM (pY+s4)
Cat came in with a mouse a few minutes ago. Dropped it. Although bloody and bitten, mouse scrambled off. Two adults and three cats, moving furniture and looking all around, couldn't find it again. Great.
Earlier, the in-town in-doors cat got out and vanished for a while. Came back just as we were about to give up waiting for it. Somehow when shooing it back indoors, I apparently missed that it had a trophy in its mouth. Milady mentioned that the cat was playing with one of its mouse toys instead of chowing down on dinner which was unusual. (Milady didn't have her glasses on.) Yeah, not a toy mouse. Still-warm bird.
I keep telling the cats, play with your little friends OUTside. Where the blood can be hosed off!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a jungle in here at June 03, 2018 01:56 AM (uDclo)
*I'm hopin' Kate Upton is on that list.
*DO NOT try and outbid me; that's where the bad attitude comes into play*
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2018 01:57 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2018 01:57 AM (pY+s4)
Involuntary celibate. Means no one wants to fuck them.
See David Hogg for a likely example.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2018 01:59 AM (0ogQG)
I'd let Paul Joseph Watson answer
The Truth About Incels
https://youtu.be/6NOPQw1FXLY
Posted by: mindful webworker - soyboys will be soyboys at June 03, 2018 02:03 AM (uDclo)
Playlist for Jun 2: A smashing success. Wetness science. NK hostage. Week in review. Wild Abominations. Chad on culture. Dean & Ernie - that's culture! Record-breaking Slow Mo.
https://otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/
Posted by: mindful webworker - as long as I'm at it at June 03, 2018 02:10 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 03, 2018 02:10 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 02:12 AM (kGHHG)
They must not have jobs, then. Government fucks me every payday.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 03, 2018 02:12 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Confused, Upset Barbie at June 03, 2018 02:14 AM (8iiMU)
I don't mind if the pets want to dine out. It's really their job. I just object to the carry-in.
Posted by: mindful webworker - they love me - they reallly love me at June 03, 2018 02:15 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Yeah, but that's anal. And involuntary. Doesn't count.
And you can bet they ain't giving u the ole reacharound either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 03, 2018 02:17 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Confused, Upset Barbie at June 03, 2018 02:14 AM (8iiMU)
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neither do you, honey.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 02:23 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: Confused, Upset Barbie at June 03, 2018 02:14 AM (8iiMU)
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neither do you, honey.
Posted by: redc1c4
I mean, yeah, let the thread die with that exchange. Nothing more needs saying. Ever. Fini.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the E German judges at June 03, 2018 02:33 AM (uDclo)
Why do people feel the need to add noise to everything?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 03, 2018 02:34 AM (GXOTw)
He's that SJW asswipe who had all the shows that featured strong, independent teen girls, apparently just so he had a chance to grope them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 03, 2018 02:37 AM (GXOTw)
Everybody leave many witty comments quickly for my enjoyment before I check out.
Posted by: mindful webworker with a butterfly net at June 03, 2018 02:37 AM (uDclo)
I saw some people spectating once. It turned me on so much I had to procrastinate.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 03, 2018 02:40 AM (GXOTw)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 02:45 AM (kGHHG)
as requested. —redc1c4
I would have expected nothing less. Nor more.
It'll have to do.
Sweet dreams, y'all. Say your prayers, and thank God you don't have Hillary for your President.
Posted by: mindful webworker at June 03, 2018 02:47 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 02:49 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: Sam Townsend at June 03, 2018 02:57 AM (+ngk1)
Posted by: Sam Townsend at June 03, 2018 03:01 AM (+ngk1)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2018 03:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Sam Townsend
JUMPS BACK IN
SLAPS TOWNSEND UP SIDE THE HEAD WITH A WET TUNA AND SPRAYS HIM WITH SELTZER
The first evidence of an exoplanet was noted as early as 1917.
A hyphen walks into a bar
*sizzling noise*
*_________________*
Posted by: mindful webworker - funny, informative, and entertaining at June 03, 2018 03:08 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 03, 2018 03:10 AM (rdl6o)
I had hopes that you were starting to see the bright side of life.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 03, 2018 03:26 AM (liP3K)
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2018 03:33 AM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2018 03:34 AM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Sam Townsend at June 03, 2018 03:01 AM (+ngk1)
Yet you added so much information, entertainment, and humor. I can't stand people who complain about things when they have contributed nothing positive themselves.
I wasn't on the ONT but stopped in to check it out. It was fine until I got you your post. What a boor.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 03, 2018 03:37 AM (NRjPt)
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2018 03:38 AM (FaG8C)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 03:40 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 03, 2018 03:40 AM (NRjPt)
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2018 03:42 AM (FaG8C)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hniY7Q7mCWA
Total volume of lava now 8% more than 1955 eruption.
Lava flow now 300 yards wide and more than 50 feet thick.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 03, 2018 03:45 AM (vWMNq)
I've been taking it for...gosh...years. Same dose. Insomnia was destroying my health.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at June 03, 2018 03:48 AM (NRjPt)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 03:40
I cracked open a beer for the same reason. 2am here. Going to breakfast with dad at 8:30 which means he will be here at 8.
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2018 03:50 AM (LBSeG)
Just an example. Hope this place doesn't die as well. Web 2.0? More like Web Stink.0.
Jimbob out.
Posted by: Jimbob the Great at June 03, 2018 03:51 AM (JqUSZ)
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2018 03:52 AM (FaG8C)
Posted by: Jimbob the Great at June 03, 2018 03:53 AM (JqUSZ)
So uh, what killed Hot Air?
They switched to facebook comments ... most of the commentariat were anonymous, which was no longer possible ... plus having to sign up with facefart.
This happened long after MM sold.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 03, 2018 04:02 AM (vWMNq)
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Leaked Confidential Letter from Trump's Lawyer to Mueller on Jan. 29 Likely Spells Doom for Liar Sally Yates
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 03, 2018 04:05 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2018 04:13 AM (LBSeG)
Posted by: some pig in a sty, mightily offended at June 03, 2018 04:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Sam Townsend at June 03, 2018 03:01 AM (+ngk1)
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GFY, shitbird, then die in a fire.
no love,
me
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 04:27 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 04:36 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 03, 2018 04:41 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 04:41 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 04:43 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: m at June 03, 2018 04:44 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 04:47 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 04:54 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 03, 2018 04:56 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 04:47 AM (aC6Sd)
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i feel yo' pain! i just served up another dose of grain and water here...
Cheers!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 04:56 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2018 04:59 AM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 05:00 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 05:00 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 03, 2018 05:03 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2018 05:04 AM (LBSeG)
What better time to shop Walmart Online then now where I discovered that 'big men' pants mean waist size 50-60 inches.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 03, 2018 05:08 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2018 05:09 AM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2018 05:10 AM (aC6Sd)
WTF have i been thinking?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2018 05:13 AM (kGHHG)
Kilauea News from KHON2 (2.5 minutes):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hniY7Q7mCWA
Total volume of lava now 8% more than 1955 eruption.
Lava flow now 300 yards wide and more than 50 feet thick.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 03, 2018 03:45 AM (vWMNq)
That chick reading the news.....Hawaiian accent?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 03, 2018 05:15 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: TickledPink at June 03, 2018 05:16 AM (TL2pK)
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Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2018 05:34 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip
Oh yeah. My favorite part of the movie.
I'm hoping later on they got to do a more thorough check.
Posted by: Bruce at June 03, 2018 05:44 AM (8ikIW)
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632 EMT is NOOD
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Score!
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Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)