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I just got here and I'm top 10?
Posted by: Winston at May 28, 2018 06:54 PM (wgCUV) 2
First? I'll call the Corgi's
Posted by: Winston at May 28, 2018 06:54 PM (wgCUV) 3
I guess there's no such thing as toxic femininity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2018 06:55 PM (uWcN8) 4
Yes there is, I could tell you about my ex wive's.
Posted by: Winston at May 28, 2018 06:55 PM (wgCUV) 5
Isn't that interesting? Traditionally in masculinity and femininity have been considered to be positive aspects. But now we have to find one segment of one half of the population has being unfit social influences.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2018 06:56 PM (uWcN8) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM (EoRCO) 7
'He insists you use applicatorless Tampons, For the Whales.'
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM (JknQk) 8
Oh goody. One of "those" threads, eh? Have at it Horde! Your "man" buys Midol and doesn't give you any. At. All. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM (GdWl+) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (GdWl+) 10
'He wears a Sympathy Moon Pad one week out of every month.'
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (JknQk) 11
The Left is fixated [for Your benefit, not theirs] on Behavior, Thought, and Feelings. That's all. Am I right? What else does the Left talk or write about?? The reason why the Left is all about Behavior, Thought, and Feelings is because the Left is TRAINING YOU on how to Behave, Think, and Feel the right way. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (G84Jb) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (GdWl+) 13
Evening all. It usually rains on Memorial Day ( tears from heaven my grandpappy used to say) but not a drop this year, and my garden really needs it. I blame Al Gore
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (yNyJy) Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (UdKB7) 15
You overhear him whispering sweet nothings on the phone to somebody named brak.
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (zLDYs) 16
"I'm going to kill myself."
Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (O5Q3r) 17
Toki!! Noooooooooo!!!!
Posted by: Pickles at May 28, 2018 06:59 PM (BKTpn) 18
'When your paramour Paolo visits he is always respectful and doesn't masturbate to completion on the linens in the hall closet.'
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:00 PM (JknQk) 19
Your dick is bigger than your man's.
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:00 PM (O5Q3r) 20
I really wonder any more how much of this nonsense is just click bait. Not journalism, but just outrageous shit to drive traffic.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at May 28, 2018 07:00 PM (C1NyB) 21
Oh goody. One of "those" threads, eh? Have at it Horde! Your "man" buys Midol and doesn't give you any. At. All. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:57 PM After you cuck him, he cuddles with the other guy instead of you. Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (EzdLW) 23
I made bbq ribs. Well, I bought pre-cooked ribs at Costco and heated them up. So now I'm about to eat ribs, chat with my moron pals living inside my computer, with Barnaby Jones on the telly in the background. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (G84Jb) 24
The NYorker article reads like a National Lampoon parody. Absurd.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:01 PM (yNyJy) 25
When you find out your man is nontoxic. And totally gay.
Posted by: NCKate at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (tobWf) 26
Your "husband" is physically afraid of you.
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (O5Q3r) 27
Hasn't the man bun already passed? I haven't seen one is some time. Remember long ago when men were wearing little pigtails, etc.
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (vOgjQ) 28
So what do the feminazis have against David Foster Wallace?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J) 29
And if the great MEN who have defended this country for the last 242 years had been Males like the New Yorker says we should be...
Hell... we'd be British... or French... or Mexican... or German... or Japanese... Posted by: Don Quixote, aka Romeo13 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (G84Jb) 31
This article is why Manning was standing on the ledge.
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (UdKB7) 32
Seven dildos for sister Larry.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 07:03 PM (A7bbI) 33
Shit that is some mighty gay shit there
I do none of those. Here's what I do 1) Lift my leg when I fart 2) I open doors for women and old people 3) I don't drink wine at a bar unless there is a gun to my head 4) I'd rather loses shit than carry a gay bag 5) I push the best people for promotions whether they have a dick or a slit 6) Kurt who? 7) I never laugh at unfunny jokes..well if she is really cute maybe Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:03 PM (SjImc) 34
Has the New Yorker ever been actually funny. I thought they always been amusing in a condescending chuckle sort of way.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:03 PM (aCNZ6) 35
The reason why the Left is all about Behavior, Thought, and Feelings is because the Left is TRAINING YOU on how to Behave, Think, and Feel the right way. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (G84Jb) The Left is Socialist, and Socialism at its core is a political and social movement to alleviate inequality by changing society so that inequality is impossible. Well, impossible, unnoticeable, inadvisable, or at least no longer something that can be complained openly about. Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (2K6fY) Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (yNyJy) 37
>>Has the New Yorker ever been actually funny. I thought they always been amusing in a condescending chuckle sort of way.
One. Does. Not. Dissect. Gossamer. Posted by: New Yorker Cartoon Editor at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (6nAu3) 38
"He wears crocs that haven't been marinated in gropey juice"
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (7ynIk) 39
I noticed PBS aired some special today on Disabled Vets. But which vets? Tammy duckworth, for one. Max Cleland, for another. It was a parade of left wing douche bags doing their best impression of Hawkeye Pierce from any mash episode. Mellodramatic anti-war bullshit. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (G84Jb) Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (yD/Pf) 41
'He always lets you go first at the gloryhole.'
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (6nAu3) 42
When your man insists on being tucked in at night and woken in the morning by his pal Reggie.
Posted by: Ian S at May 28, 2018 07:05 PM (gm9yG) 43
The NYorker article reads like a National Lampoon parody. Absurd. In five years, will we know what they were referring to? If you didn't already know, would it make sense today? I've noticed that a lot of articles about stuff these days already assume the reader knows WTF it's about since there's little to no 'splanation anymore. I find myself scratching my head and going, "What are they talking about?" Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (GdWl+) 44
A few years ago I said life inside this culture is becoming like life in one of those pod-people horror movies. This is becoming more true every day.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (H8QX8) 45
'He 'Gets it' when it comes to decorative pillows and tablescaping.'
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (2RH/d) 46
Not a drop of rain?
We've got more than enough to share in the southeast. Can't remember the last dry day. Posted by: F2000 at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM (vgMDK) 47
It seemed nice...
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2018 07:07 PM (zcMUr) 48
The NYorker article reads like a National Lampoon parody. Absurd."
An NL parody would have actually been funny. "He smiles calmly when he is called a cuck." Really? REALLY? They actually think that line is "funny"??? Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:07 PM (V2Yro) 49
When your man can't handle an umbrella, throws it down, and runs away in tears.
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (O5Q3r) 50
In the Demi Moore movie, the seventh sign was the transsexual surgery.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (RPXrN) 51
29 And if the great MEN who have defended this country for the last 242 years had been Males like the New Yorker says we should be...
Hell... we'd be British... or French... or Mexican... or German... or Japanese... Posted by: Don Quixote, aka Romeo13 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN) ------- Agreed. Articles like the NYorker are kinda scary, except the pendulum is actually swinging back, and boys will be boys. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (yNyJy) 52
Hasn't the man bun already passed? I haven't seen
one is some time. Remember long ago when men were wearing little pigtails, etc. Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (vOgjQ) Oh, yes, see them all over. And you haven't lived until you've seen twin ,manbuns, like pigtails. Dumbass looked like he was trying to be Nekomimi with a three day beard. Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (2K6fY) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (GdWl+) 54
Saw Bullshit Bones open for ZZ Top in Austin.
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (RzbZX) 55
He buys you both matching sets of Crocs.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (O5Q3r) 56
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Toki!! Noooooooooo!!!! Posted by: Pickles Cocaine!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (G84Jb) LMFAO! I'm very disappointed in everybody for never telling me about Metalocalypse. It ranks up there with Archer. Highly entertaining weekend! Posted by: Pickles at May 28, 2018 07:09 PM (BKTpn) 57
And if the great MEN who have defended this country for the last 242 years had been Males like the New Yorker says we should be...
Hell... we'd be British... or French... or Mexican... or German... or Japanese... Posted by: Don Quixote, aka Romeo13 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN) Or Canadian, even. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (RPXrN) 58
Does your man wear a dress, pumps and an earring? Then he's a c#nt!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (rdl6o) 59
He promises to stalk Morgan Freeman and bitch slap him - good and hard - for the sisterhood
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (7ynIk) 60
Chelsea Manning 'Safe' After Window Ledge Jumper Photo
https://tinyurl.com/y7ypu2cm You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill. Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (xPl2J) 61
>>> He buys you both matching sets of Crocs.
I occasionally threaten my wife with matching track suits. Posted by: fluffy at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (cHbmY) 62
There are, apparently, seven reasons why I'm living in Texas, and not New York.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (DMUuz) 63
An NL parody would have actually been funny. "He smiles calmly when he is called a cuck." Really? REALLY? They actually think that line is "funny"???
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:07 PM ( Yeah NL would nail it while the NYorker it's goofy beauty salon Manhattan Metro Sex in the City duper Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (yNyJy) 64
Paul Weston on Tommy Robinson, linked from Gates of Vienna:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8CPF1mK9Fo He pulls no punches in calling out the ruling class as traitors and England as a totalitarian police state. This is a turning point, I think. Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (sdi6R) 65
30 Toki!! Noooooooooo!!!!
Posted by: Pickles Cocaine!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (G84Jb) Yeah, uh, I thought I told you to, uh, stay away. Stay far away. Posted by: Charles Offdensen at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (NL6wI) 66
One of my favorite moments from living in Hollywood came one day at Whole Foods. A mumbly beta male with a clipboard was stationed at the door attempting to collect signatures for some peace movement. I had dodged past him and was at my car when I heard behind me this booming Australian man's voice.. "Peace!? I'm a warrior, mate!"
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 28, 2018 07:12 PM (H8QX8) 67
He takes his cherished autographed glossy of Charlie Rose and croc- stomps it to death, as hot tears of shame escape his eyes.
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (7ynIk) 68
You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill.
It takes a special kind of mental illness to want you dick chopped off. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (rdl6o) 69
He smiles calmly at being called a cuck, and things your "money earning" trips to the biker bar is from you doing outreach with post conviction legal advice.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (2K6fY) 70
Chelsea Manning 'Safe' After Window Ledge Jumper Photo
https://tinyurl.com/y7ypu2cm You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill. And... the clock is ticking. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (O5Q3r) 71
Your "man" claims that syrup doesn't belong on french toast.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (gC2IV) 72
Nothing these people do is amusing, or clever or funny or witty
Actually, I thought the article was seriously funny ... in a "laughing at you, not with you" sort of way. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (RPXrN) 73
**TOP SEVEN SIGNS YOUR MAN'S MASCULINITY IS NON-TOXIC** (by qdpsteve)
7. Always chooses the ribbed condom, "for her pleasure" 6. Runs from scares with a high-pitched scream that makes Homer Simpson's scream sound like Clint Eastwood 5. Only uses Downy fabric softener, for the softest softs 4. Chest hair shaved into a beautiful heart or Cupid-like shape 3. While drinking tea, raises both pinkies *and* the "pinkie down under" 2. Prefers control-top pantyhose 1. He's qdpsteve Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (eMKNe) 74
"You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill."
He's a poster child for the left. He's fully committed to the logical end. Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (UdKB7) 75
Chelsea Manning 'Safe' After Window Ledge Jumper Photo
https://tinyurl.com/y7ypu2cm You will be shocked to learn that Chelsea Manning is mentally ill. Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:11 PM (xPl2J) What idiot stopped him/her/it? "Jump!. Jump!..Jump!"..... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (EoRCO) 76
Well, I guess if you want to be really super meta the humor is that they thought that was humorous. But I doubt they're that devious.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 28, 2018 07:14 PM (1FhAQ) 77
Oh, yes, see them all over.
And you haven't lived until you've seen twin ,manbuns, like pigtails. Dumbass looked like he was trying to be Nekomimi with a three day beard. Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:08 PM (2K6fY) I live off the beaten path, so I don't see things all those city folks see. Why even the robins fall asleep on the lawn while looking for worms. At night with the windows open, I do hear up on the main street the crotch rockets going down the street, but they don't come this way. Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (vOgjQ) 78
1. He carries a tote bag that's at once pro-environment, pro-feminism, and pro-reading.
I mean, honestly, who would even think of such a thing, let alone actually publish it? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (RPXrN) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (G84Jb) 80
We've got more than enough to share in the southeast. Can't remember the last dry day.
Posted by: F2000 at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM ( ----- Bummer. Again, I blame Al Gore. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:15 PM (yNyJy) 81
71 Your "man" claims that syrup doesn't belong on french toast.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (gC2IV) That is just....the fook?...that's just wrong! Wrong, I say! Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:16 PM (Mkuv2) 82
Well, it doesn't get much stoopider than that.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:16 PM (Tyii7) 83
Was that supposed to be funny or serious?
2. When he goes into a sports bar to use the bathroom, he buys a glass of white wine to be polite. 5. He laughs calmly when called a cuck. He laughs loudly when women are funny. He does not laugh when men are not. The left is so over the top with the effeminate crap these days it's hard to tell Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (SiINZ) 84
I choose to live my life as a; gluten free, non toxic gay man.
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (RzbZX) 85
You gotta love any diner/restaurant that offers a "Lumberjack Special" breakfast. It's like....they understand You and what you're about as a man...who is hungry for large quantities pancakes, eggs, bacon, and coffee to prepare for the Day ahead. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (G84Jb) 86
8. Your "man" likes to use your vibrator.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (RPXrN) 87
Your man wants to finish is waffle, you tell him "no", and he starts to cry.
Posted by: Call me "Mike" at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (O5Q3r) 88
'Your "man" claims that syrup doesn't belong on french toast. '
What if you put french toast on your syrup? Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (UdKB7) 89
you use applicatorless Tampons, For the Whales.'
Posted by: garrett Nuke the Gay Unborn Whales for Jesus! Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (PXUxh) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (3LO+a) 91
We've got more than enough to share in the southeast. Can't remember the last dry day.
Posted by: F2000 at May 28, 2018 07:06 PM ( Yep. 5 inches of rain in the last 15 days and we have just welcomed Alberto on shore just west of here. Posted by: weirdflunky at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (xoZNQ) 92
You gotta love any diner/restaurant that offers a "Lumberjack Special" breakfast.
If you come in wearing high heels, panties and a bra, your breakfast is FREE! Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (G84Jb) 94
Is "ficussexual" a gender? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pervy Harvey Weinstein at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (C9Rdt) 95
78. I think every PBS tote bag fits that profile
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (7ynIk) 96
A couple of cops just walked into the coffee shop. I was struck with how much equipment they're wearing. A gun, what I assume is a tazer, walkie talkie, various belt holders and of course kelvar vest. I have no idea how much all that would weigh.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (aCNZ6) 97
How to know if he's non toxic?
If a journalist he writes for "FrontPage Magazine" and has never, ever written for the "NYT." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (vw6r3) 98
Gack!
Okay, OT palate cleanser. Opinions on the Frankfort Arsenal Platinum Series Rotary Tumbler? I need a good brass tumbler. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (l7Kbv) Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (SiINZ) 100
2 Eggs, Bacons, Biscuits w/Gravy and all the coffee I can drink.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2RH/d) Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (UdKB7) 102
I was trying to think of a way to write something that was actually funny on this topic, and it cannot be done - because it is a stupid, irritating and pathetic topic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (V2Yro) 103
Fisherman breakfast was eggs, bacon, hashbrowns with milk gravy and toast.
If you were hungry you could get the chicken fried steak breakfast instead. Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2K6fY) 104
Is "ficussexual" a gender? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pervy Harvey Weinstein at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (C9Rdt) It's a subset of the vegi-sexual. but most vegi-sexuals seem to prefer the tubers and cylindrical squashes. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (Mkuv2) 105
BTW I don't believe I've ever had French toast without maple syrup.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (aCNZ6) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (IqV8l) 107
It takes a special kind of mental illness to want you dick chopped off.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (rdl6o) And a special kind of mental illness to want to encourage such things for 8 year olds. Posted by: Sjg at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (gDSJf) 108
I have no idea how much all that would weigh.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:19 PM (aCNZ6) Or cost. Barney had one bullet. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (EoRCO) Posted by: Sam I Aint at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (G84Jb) 111
8. He wears "outfits."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (CPfoe) 112
I have had breakfast at 1 Denny's.
The eggs were green. I'm going Lumberjack. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM (3LO+a) Wait, they sell food at Denny's? Isn't it just a place you go to score weed in the parking lot from high school kids? Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (fZuhk) 113
I think every PBS tote bag fits that profile
A secret compartment for your estrogen pills and newskin for your botched vag operation. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (rdl6o) 114
Maybe there's some way the Horde could arrange for Chelsea Manning to be "Rachel Corrie"-ed...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (eMKNe) 115
2 Eggs, Bacons, Biscuits w/Gravy and all the coffee I can drink.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2RH/d) 2 eggs? Breakfast starts with 4 eggs and works up from there. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (RPXrN) 116
Seven signs your man is a pussy.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (CPk08) 117
Yeah, the other Breakfast option is Trout and Eggs. But you gotta be within 100 yards of whatever body of water the trout were caught in.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (9mAe6) 118
94 Is "ficussexual" a gender? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pervy Harvey Weinstein at May 28, 2018 07:18 PM ( -------- You might be on to something there Harvey, (besides the ficus;^) when are plants going to get special rights? They gots feelingzzzz too! Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:21 PM (yNyJy) Posted by: Salon at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (7oUUT) 120
9. Your man writes about made up girlfriends in his book and his "wife" is hung like a Clydesdale Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (SiINZ) 121
100 2 Eggs, Bacons, Biscuits w/Gravy and all the coffee I can drink.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (2RH/d) Without spam? Ewww! Posted by: the waitress at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (NL6wI) 122
Yep, that was pretty lame.
If I were in the market for a significant other, I'd give that kind of guy a wide berth. Posted by: Emmie at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (/A+Cl) 123
8. He calls shirts 'tops'.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (C9Rdt) 124
BTW I don't believe I've ever had French toast without maple syrup.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (aCNZ6) I prefer powdered sugar on my French Toast. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:22 PM (RPXrN) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (G84Jb) 126
I was trying to think of a way to write something that was actually funny on this topic, and it cannot be done - because it is a stupid, irritating and pathetic topic. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (V2Yro) "We were somewhere around the edge of Queens, where the wilderness begins, when the feeling of toxic masculinity began to take hold . . ." Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (2K6fY) 127
8. You can't leave a chessboard around the house because he puts the pieces in his ass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (CPfoe) 128
Your man wears footie pyjamas and drinks hot chocolate.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (aCNZ6) 129
>>Biscuits, no pancakes?
I'm not a fan of pancakes for breakfast. When you use them up you hit a fuckin' wall. I'd rather have the eggs and meats. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (9mAe6) 130
garrett, so you go to Arby's for breakfast? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (eMKNe) 131
You defend his honor.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (aCNZ6) 132
Bradley your Chelsea is channeling your Bradley.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (Hi5VO) 133
Does your man wear a dress, pumps and an earring? Then he's a c#nt!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:10 PM (rdl6o) Cpl. Klinger: HEY!!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (SiINZ) 134
8. You can't leave a chessboard around the house because he puts the pieces in his ass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:23 PM (CPfoe) LOL. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (RPXrN) 135
Maybe there's some way the Horde could arrange for Chelsea Manning to be "Rachel Corrie"-ed...
Why? eventually he'll get suicide right. And the media will blame society. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:24 PM (rdl6o) 136
A couple of cops just walked into the coffee shop. I was struck with how much equipment they're wearing. A gun, what I assume is a tazer, walkie talkie, various belt holders and of course kelvar vest. I have no idea how much all that would weigh. Had a rent-a-cop at the hospital the other day with a brand new body cam. She was checking people's ID for ER patients. That was just a slight bit of overkill, IMO. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (GdWl+) 137
In a way you have to feel sorry for Chelsea Manning. So fucked up that I'm not sure any professional help would do any good.
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (vOgjQ) 138
He carrys a strapon in his New Yorker tote bag.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:26 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (rdl6o) 140
I was thinking about smoking a fish but I don't feel like waiting a couple of hours to eat.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (aCNZ6) 141
How does a wacko like Manning get a security clearance in the first place?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (xPl2J) 142
In a way you have to feel sorry for Chelsea Manning. So fucked up that I'm not sure any professional help would do any good.
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (vOgjQ) Put the he/she in my chair. I'm a professional. He/she will get just the help she needs Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (SjImc) 143
Bradley Manning would just as soon see me dead. F'em.
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (UdKB7) 144
138 He carrys a strapon in his New Yorker tote bag.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:26 PM (O5Q3r) And it's his wife's strapon, and she doesn't use it on him. Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (1FhAQ) 145
Hey! It had an exec!! With her feet up on the desk! Hilarious! Obama did it all the time.
Posted by: I Cried at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (loZXu) 146
In a way you have to feel sorry for Chelsea Manning. So fucked up that I'm not sure any professional help would do any good.
Nope. Sorry. He/She/It should be swinging at the end of a rope. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (O5Q3r) 147
a way you have to feel sorry for Chelsea Manning. So fucked up that I'm not sure any professional help would do any good.
Dirt bag should have got a smoke and blindfold then some fast acting lead poisoning. Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (IWBQA) 148
Bradley is a fucking traitor and no surgery is ever going to fix that.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (Hi5VO) 149
Mark1971, I dunno. But I've read he/she/it's lost all the security privileges, as well as any rights to military benefits.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:28 PM (eMKNe) 150
142 In a way you have to feel sorry for Chelsea Manning. So fucked up that I'm not sure any professional help would do any good.
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2018 07:25 PM (vOgjQ) Put the he/she in my chair. I'm a professional. He/she will get just the help she needs Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (SjImc) Does there have to be anesthetic? You could just "forget." Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (1FhAQ) 151
Put the he/she in my chair. I'm a professional. He/she will get just the help she needs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (SjImc) Hahaha....I keep seeing you ask him/she/it "Is it safe?"...... Whirrrrrrrrrr......... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (EoRCO) 152
How does a wacko like Manning get a security clearance in the first place?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:27 PM (xPl2J) Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (SjImc) 153
How does a wacko like Manning get a security clearance in the first place? Two words: Bronco Bama. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (GdWl+) 154
In a way you have to feel sorry for Chelsea Manning. So fucked up that I'm not sure any professional help would do any good.
He can move to Oregon, establish residency, and get the assisted suicide help he needs. Problem solved! Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 28, 2018 07:29 PM (rdl6o) 155
11. You apply the lube on Paolo before he performs anal on your wife.
12. You pee sitting down, never standing up, because patriarchy. Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 07:30 PM (USf3s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 07:30 PM (vw6r3) 157
"You can have war between races, war between cultures, war between planets. But once you have war between the sexes, you eventually run out of people." -Kerr Avon, Blake's 7
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:30 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (IqV8l) 159
Manning is a fucked up human being who should never had the clearance level he acquired. He should never have been let out of detention.
He is a stark example of the kind of enemy from within we face...in addition to the enemy we face from outside. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (Mkuv2) 160
Manning's suicide note going something like this - .... and to my cut off dick I leave my collection of Lady Gaga CDs and to my castrated balls I leave my autographed Barry Manilow poster. . .
. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (yNyJy) 161
Speaking of NY, for dinner I liberated a steak from the freezer, made a baked potato in the atomic oven, and opened a can of black eyed peas. I fed WeaselDog little bits of steak under the table which made her a happy little dog.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (MVjcR) 162
71 Your "man" claims that syrup doesn't belong on french toast.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 07:13 PM (gC2IV) Syrup? Don't have a sweet tooth. Now, brandy, or rum-soaked fruit, or bourbon... Otherwise, lay 5 strips of bacon on each piece, roll up, dip in butter and again in coffee. Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (PXUxh) 163
And to think that Chelsea Manning is a liberal icon. Pretty much sums it up.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7) 164
I read that NYorker piece again. It's supposed to be funny, a stab at self-deprecation --and it fails.
I don't get the Kurt Vonnegut reference, but at least I know who he was. Does The New Yorker target audience? Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (o1fzk) 165
Manning is still sashaying around on our dime too while it's determined what the military is doing with him? He's not free and clear yet?
Posted by: NCKate at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (tobWf) 166
8. He notices immediately when you change your shade of lipstick. And he has opinions about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (CPfoe) 167
dip in butter and again in coffee.
Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (PXUxh) You and ace with the butter in the coffee stuff ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (RPXrN) 168
'He won't even use a urinal in a Public Restroom, because - Down With The Patriarchy!'
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (E3XmB) 169
Your man reads The New Yorker.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:32 PM (O5Q3r) 170
I fed WeaselDog little bits of steak under the table which made her a happy little dog.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:31 PM (MVjcR) You're going to spoil that dog. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:33 PM (CPfoe) 171
9. Your man thinks that Liberace was too butch Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:33 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (GdWl+) 173
You're going to spoil that dog. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:33 PM (CPfoe) -------- Ha! Man, has that ship ever sailed! Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (MVjcR) 174
Your "man" finds Chelsea Clinton fascinating.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 06:58 PM (GdWl+) Your "man" finds Chelsea Manning fascinating. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (9BLnV) 175
Your man thought this article was wry, perceptive humor.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (CPk08) 176
I don't get dogs. You give a nice piece of grilled steak and they inhale it. ENJOY IT, you dummy!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb) 177
8. When you ask, "do these pants make my ass look fat?" he has pointers on the styles that minimize big hips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (CPfoe) 178
This has to be written by the same guy who lets his wife lesbian lover live with them.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (xU7mE) 179
I'm going to guess that "your man's" masculinity is non-toxic if and only if it is not masculinity at all.
Didn't even need a subscription! Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (HE81C) 180
102 I was trying to think of a way to write something that was actually funny on this topic, and it cannot be done - because it is a stupid, irritating and pathetic topic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2018 07:20 PM (V2Yro) I saw this linked yesterday, and I thought the part about obeying traffic laws when playing Grand Theft Auto was pretty funny. Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) 181
TOP SEVEN SIGNS YOUR MAN'S MASCULINITY IS NON-TOXIC
1. He always drinks soy milk with his avocado toast. 2. He refuses to have children out of his concern that they might one day grow up to oppress women. 3. He wears a bra out of sympathy for women. 4. He gives 22% of every paycheck to a female coworker to 'end the wage gap'. 5. The only time he ever watched football was to see the players kneel. 6. He only references books written by trans-women of color. 7. He openly cries whenever he sees any display of 'Toxic Masculinity'. Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (C9Rdt) 182
Her Majesty has crossed into Kansas from Colorado and there are ugly storms ahead of her. She pulled into a rest area to wait and a sherriff's deputy who was said there are funnel clouds are over the place. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (LsBY9) 183
28 So what do the feminazis have against David Foster Wallace?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J) I've never understood that. Posted by: m at May 28, 2018 07:35 PM (0bRDi) 184
Probably the best thing to do is give your dog the bone with lots of meat still on it. That way, they can savor the steak. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (G84Jb) Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7) 186
140 I was thinking about smoking a fish but I don't feel like waiting a couple of hours to eat.
Posted by: Northernlurker Burley or Virginia bright is more commonly smoked before eating. Fish just don't fit my pipe so well. Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (PXUxh) 187
I gave my cat 1/2 a hot dog... he inhaled it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (SjImc) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (E3XmB) 189
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I don't get dogs. You give a nice piece of grilled steak and they inhale it. ENJOY IT, you dummy!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb) ------ Yep. Swallowed them whole and never chewed a bite. I guess when you only weigh ten pounds you learn to eat fast. Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (MVjcR) 190
A woman needs a man's kiss like a Florida man needs a cottonmouth's. It's always toxic.
Posted by: Sally Kohn at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (/qEW2) 191
In the year 10191 Muad'dib transitioned to the 38th gender.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (rnAwa) 192
He applies estrogen cream to his junk to make it less threatening.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (CPk08) 193
Nevergiveup, maybe your cat is part dog. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (eMKNe) 194
"Chelsea Morning"> Chelsea Manning
Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (o1fzk) 195
37 >>Has the New Yorker ever been actually funny. I thought they always been amusing in a condescending chuckle sort of way.
One. Does. Not. Dissect. Gossamer. Posted by: New Yorker Cartoon Editor at May 28, 2018 07:04 PM (6nAu3) Wow. That's good. Posted by: m at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (0bRDi) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (E3XmB) 197
I don't get dogs. You give a nice piece of grilled steak and they inhale it.
ENJOY IT, you dummy!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb) They probably think the same thing about people. "You're only going to eat that piece of steak ONE time?" Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (fZuhk) 198
My sister would complain when her husband fed the dog under the table. Dog always knew where to sit. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (IqV8l) 199
Yep. Swallowed them whole and never chewed a bite. I guess when you only weigh ten pounds you learn to eat fast.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (MVjcR) It's from evolution. From 2001: A Space Odyssey I know that in the Dawn of Time, if you didn't eat fast the tapirs stole your food. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (CPfoe) 200
Surfperch, not bad
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (eMKNe) 201
He can decorate an apartment better than you can.
He has an awesome collection of Judy Garland records. He knows how to wrap gifts. Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2018 07:38 PM (xPl2J) 202
Mark1971: He can't parallel park ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (eMKNe) 203
He tells you that cross dressing always makes him feel guilty of appropriation.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (CPk08) 204
>>He can decorate an apartment better than you can.
He has an awesome collection of Judy Garland records. He knows how to wrap gifts. Okay, 2/3 of those describe me. And I'd be lying if I said there were 0 Judy Garland records in my house. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (E3XmB) 205
Mark1971: He can't parallel park ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (eMKNe) That means he's Chinese. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (RPXrN) 206
I was thinking about smoking a fish
Don't forget to tune the piano. Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7) But can you Tuna Boot? Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:40 PM (Mkuv2) 207
He knows how to wear high heels and can drink coffee going down the stairs at the same time.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 07:40 PM (IWBQA) 208
When you show him your new high heel pumps, he tries to guess the designer instead of imagining how they'd be great for you to fuck in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 07:41 PM (CPfoe) 209
This has to be written by the same guy who lets his wife lesbian lover live with them.
More data needed to understand whether this was intended to be a slam or envy. Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at May 28, 2018 07:41 PM (7oUUT) 210
He never had the desire to watch Star Wars until Disney took over the franchise.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:41 PM (/qEW2) 211
Nevergiveup, maybe your cat is part dog. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:37 PM (eMKNe) He , Max or Maxxie, has all the food a cat would ever want or need, but he eats each meal like it's his first and last? He was orphaned last year so we don't really know how he was brought up before. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (SjImc) 212
Wasn't it the NYorker that had the really awful 2016 Thanksgiving cover?
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (yNyJy) 213
He thinks hipster jeans are "empowering".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (CPk08) 214
He looks forward to going down to the corner and getting a gelato because "it's cultural and stylish"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 07:42 PM (2K6fY) 215
The ultimate non toxic male. He never leaves the toilet seat up.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Hi5VO) 216
I've gotten a bit misty at a pixar film. Specifically the one the progressives absolutely hate, CARS, where lightening goes back for the wrecked champ instead of finishing the race.
A real tear jerker is Blackhawk down. So many points. Of course the topper being when Shughart and Gordon confirm that yes, they want to be put down at the crash site. Oops, that's a bit toxic in its masculinity. I really teared up at graphic posted on the site this week showing the dog going to heaven and asking the grim reaper if he was a good boy and the reaper gives him a treat and says he heard he was the best boy... I just lost my best boy two years ago and I'll grieve that dog until the day I die. I don't know if that is toxic or not, but its a fact. Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 07:43 PM (USf3s) 217
Only seven? I must have shown you guys hundreds of signs in my eight year Residency.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 28, 2018 07:44 PM (HE81C) 218
I don't get dogs. You give a nice piece of grilled steak and they inhale it.
ENJOY IT, you dummy!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb) Basic Training, Fort Sill. Get food. Sit on bench. Inhale food. Rush back to formation. Repeat thrice daily for ten weeks. All these years later I still have to consciously tell myself to slow the hell down and enjoy the flavors. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Mkuv2) Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 07:45 PM (e7oj4) 220
Keith, I will grieve every dog I once had until the day I die.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (yNyJy) 221
I am still laughing at the Leftists tweets about the "disgusting" and "tragic" cages that the illegal immigrants were in until they found out it was under Obama. then it was ok I guess. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi) 222
Who's ready to watch them burn down Oakland tonight after the game?
Posted by: I Cried at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (loZXu) 223
Who was it that came up with the "Rainbow Bridge" idea about pets in heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Weak Geek at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (a4DII) 225
182 -
Hadrian - Welcome to springtime in Kansas! Posted by: UncleFester at May 28, 2018 07:47 PM (lx7UX) 226
Was that supposed to be funny or serious?
2. When he goes into a sports bar to use the bathroom, he buys a glass of white wine to be polite. ... The left is so over the top with the effeminate crap these days it's hard to tell Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 07:17 PM (SiINZ) ======== Taking this as a general ethical principle, this article is saying that the two guys in Starbucks were assholes. I agree with that point, at least. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:47 PM (/qEW2) 227
He prefers riding a girls bike with a basket in front.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 07:47 PM (IWBQA) 228
Gawd. From Robert Benchley, S.J. Perelman, James Thurber, and -- even -- Garrison Keillor, the New Yorker has descended so far? This, folks, is what civilizational dissolution looks like close up.
Posted by: Bill Befort at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (hJFOo) 229
I don't get dogs. You give a nice piece of grilled steak and they inhale it.
ENJOY IT, you dummy!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 28, 2018 07:34 PM (G84Jb) Basic Training, Fort Sill. Get food. Sit on bench. Inhale food. Rush back to formation. Repeat thrice daily for ten weeks. All these years later I still have to consciously tell myself to slow the hell down and enjoy the flavors. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Mkuv2) Yeah, the basic training diet was the intermittent fasting diet of its day. Three meals, all you can eat in ten minutes. Of course for full effect, run around all day with a steel pot and rifle. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j) 230
The rainbow bridge is Nordic myth, yes?
Posted by: sinalco at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM (yODqO) 231
Who was it that came up with the "Rainbow Bridge" idea about pets in heaven? Posted by: qdpsteve Jimi Hendrix? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l) 232
The Great Escape on TCM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (SjImc) 233
Welcome to springtime in Kansas! Posted by: UncleFester Yes, Her Majesty has been down this road before, so to speak. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (LsBY9) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (E3XmB) 235
I thought maybe the "Rainbow Bridge" was from a country music song or something.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (eMKNe) 236
ho was it that came up with the "Rainbow Bridge" idea about pets in heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve Jimi Hendrix? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l) That fits Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (SjImc) 237
Mark1971: He can't parallel park ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (eMKNe) That means he's Chinese. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 28, 2018 07:39 PM (RPXrN) ======== That's not mutually exclusive. I think all the soy the asians consume prevents their males from being toxic. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (LsBY9) 240
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (eMKNe)
From poems written in the 80's and 90's and Norse mythology among others. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (vw6r3) 241
They are tring to make the sexes equal, feminization of males does that.
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (aC6Sd) 242
Fenelon, hmmm.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:52 PM (eMKNe) 243
Yeah, the basic training diet was the intermittent fasting diet of its day. Three meals, all you can eat in ten minutes. Of course for full effect, run around all day with a steel pot and rifle.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j) Yup. Full-on two hours of PT, including a three mile run (I was in the fast group, so it may have been longer) before breakfast. Holy cow, past me was a stud. Being 29 sucks. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 07:53 PM (Mkuv2) Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (eMKNe) 245
Apparently irony is toxic but unfortunately not fatal.
Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (FhXTo) 246
Where's that confounded rainbow bridge
Posted by: Robert Plant at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (CPfoe) 247
Hadrian, What did Finn do?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (Hi5VO) 248
Last chance.
Posted by: Javems at May 28, 2018 07:55 PM (2SJE7) Posted by: the cat at May 28, 2018 07:55 PM (UdKB7) 250
187 I gave my cat 1/2 a hot dog... he inhaled it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:36 PM (SjImc) Does your cat have a sister? Asking for a friend. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 07:55 PM (A7bbI) 251
So your saying that Samantha Bee is not funny?
Does she still have a show? Why does she have a show? Some of the Great Mysteries of Our Age I reckon. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (2SCTA) 252
Who was it that came up with the "Rainbow Bridge" idea about pets in heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve Jimi Hendrix? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 07:50 PM That fits Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 07:51 PM it has nothing to do with rainbow stew Posted by: Merle Haggard at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (KCxzN) 253
I was fifth in a litter of six. I learned to eat fast.
Oldest of eleven. The other ten would gang up on you. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (O5Q3r) 254
the cat, great song.
Also If 6 Was 9... Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (eMKNe) 255
I went to basic at 190, and left at 165. A few years later my boss, an ex-marine, talked about the millennial "stress cards" and assumed it included me. That guy was a dick in general.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (rnAwa) 256
Got to be up and rolling in 8 so its lights out.
Don't know if any of the cobs see these but thanks for the threads today. Good night horde And if you can't sleep at 4am log in, I'll be here. Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (aC6Sd) 257
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Yeah, the basic training diet was the intermittent fasting diet of its day. Three meals, all you can eat in ten minutes. Of course for full effect, run around all day with a steel pot and rifle. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j) --------------------------- "Eat and get out". Posted by: Javems at May 28, 2018 07:56 PM (2SJE7) 258
Puddleglum, her network once replaced Samanta Bee's show with the sound of a loud buzzsaw, for a week straight.
No one could tell the difference. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:57 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (EoRCO) Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (wUZ+I) 261
Hadrian, What did Finn do? I Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2018 07:54 PM (Hi5VO) He and Delilah were second in Brace class (because they weren't cooperating) and she pulled him from Breed competition. Poor guy had a bad case of nerves and she didn't think he would be a good advertisement for her. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (LsBY9) 262
Northernlurker @ 96- How much does it weigh?It weighs 36 pounds. You're welcome, Bro. And how are you doing these days? Holding up ok?
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (zLDYs) 263
Lots of Liberal comedians have been funny over the years. I wonder how far left you have to go before you can't be funny anymore.
Before you become a commedian. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk) 264
Yeah, the basic training diet was the intermittent fasting diet of its day. Three meals, all you can eat in ten minutes. Of course for full effect, run around all day with a steel pot and rifle.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j) "You have ten minutes and ten minutes only to eat this fine, fine Navy chow." I got my boy's down to about 15 minutes. It's eating. We got stuff to do. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (A7bbI) 265
Niters Skip, sleep well.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (yNyJy) 266
BREAKING NEWS LAST NIGHT: Chelsea Manning jumps off tall building ledge!!
CORRECTION THIS MORNING: Chelsea Manning fell out of her 7" stripper heels. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (eMKNe) 267
The comedic life is dead.
Posted by: Pasha Antipov at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:00 PM (8ikIW) 269
Apropos of nothing, I saw a romphim in the wild last week. CA.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 28, 2018 08:00 PM (A7bbI) 270
I don't think the enemy takes stress cards. Discover yes, but not stress.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:00 PM (n13/j) 271
"You have ten minutes and ten minutes only to eat this fine, fine Navy chow." So, five to eat and five for a cigarette? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:01 PM (LsBY9) 272
David Foster Wallace was a helluva fiction writer.
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:01 PM (uJ09Y) 273
Publicity Stunt.
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 07:58 PM (wUZ+I) Misspelled your second word, replace the St for a Capital C Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:01 PM (yNyJy) 274
223 Who was it that came up with the "Rainbow Bridge" idea about pets in heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 07:46 PM (eMKNe) I don't know, but I think it was probably fairly recent. There was the old classic Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt", which was written by Earl Hamner, Jr., who later created The Waltons. I don't know whether he invented that story himself or adapted an old folk tale. I suspect it was the latter. There's nothing wrong with that, by the way. Folk tales and folk music are passed down to the next generation by various means. Anyway, I've watched that episode dozens of times and it never gets old. Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (sdi6R) 275
Yes, Her Majesty has been down this road before, so to speak. In our numerous trips from Western Oregon to NE Oklahoma we learned to avoid the I-25/I-70 track and keep on I-80 through Nebraska. Cutting South at York, NE to catch I-135 at Salina. Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (IWBQA) 276
He's unable to make his labia skin trimmings into jewelry.
Posted by: Yo Mama at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (HLTe8) 277
Does she still have a show? Why does she have a show?
Because of Trump!! Don't laugh. I think it's why most of these people still have fucking shows. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: Yo Mama at May 28, 2018 08:02 PM (HLTe8) 279
rickl, hmmm :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (eMKNe) 280
I really teared up at graphic posted on the site this week showing the dog going to heaven and asking the grim reaper if he was a good boy and the reaper gives him a treat and says he heard he was the best boy...
Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 07:43 PM (USf3s) Yeah, that was a keeper. Posted by: m at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (0bRDi) 281
Don't laugh. I think it's why most of these people still have fucking shows.
Posted by: tu3031 Exactly. I wonder what kind of ratings she has. Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (8ikIW) 282
267 The comedic life is dead.
Posted by: Pasha Antipov at May 28, 2018 07:59 PM (yQpMk) ------ Fitting & funny as all hell, thanks for the belly laugh. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (yNyJy) 283
There was the old classic Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt", which was written by Earl Hamner, Jr., who later created The Waltons.
Arthur Hunnicutt always played a great yokel. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:04 PM (yQpMk) 284
So Google now has a banner- on the BOTTOM.
Remember those who served? Hey assholes Memorial Day is about those that gave the last full sacrifice Veterans Day is for those who served. Is the left that fuckin dumb? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2018 08:04 PM (SjImc) 285
Fucking broco bama promised us rainbow stew with a silver spoon and all I got was a shit sandwich
Posted by: robeartoe at May 28, 2018 08:04 PM (/ZCA9) 286
Bill Kristol: DC's official taste-tester for masculinity
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa) 287
hi BebeDahl!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (6FqZa) 288
Great pre-game spectacle by the Golden Knights.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (8ikIW) 290
I went to the twitter feed of that comedian woman at the White House Correspondence Dinner. Remarkably unfunny. I have told better jokes in any category, including groundhogs.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2018 08:05 PM (rnAwa) 291
OT:
I gotta admit, this Vegas opening for the Stanley Cup is the most Vegasy this ever!! I like it! Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:06 PM (2SCTA) 292
I really teared up at graphic posted on the site this week showing the dog going to heaven and asking the grim reaper if he was a good boy and the reaper gives him a treat and says he heard he was the best boy... Posted by: Keith They're waiting for us. "When we all get to heaven, what a day of rejoicing that will be!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:06 PM (LsBY9) 293
Exactly. I wonder what kind of ratings she has.
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 08:03 PM (8ikIW) I can't even stomach the commercials I have to change it. No way this is based on humor and talent. I would guess it is like Air America and backed as a loss leader to the lefty philosophy. Then again, you can't underestimate bitterness and stupidity. So maybe her ratings are ok. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (n13/j) 294
8. 'His' children bear a striking resemblance to Paolo.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (C9Rdt) 295
I made a mistake earlier today totally forgetting Vegas was in the finals. Still going to root for the Caps, because expansion team in its first year just ain't right. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (r+sAi) 296
Heh! I mean really, if your not watching this, well, your not watching it. Its a trip!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (2SCTA) Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:07 PM (yNyJy) 298
Story at NewsMax that Cindy McCain plans to succeed John in the Senate after his death.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (eMKNe) 299
the BoCo GOP had a meetup at the 36 overpass 1-3 PM, with a lot of Trump signs. All the hipsters driving back from Bolder Boulder had to see our signs. Troll Level: Extreme.
Probably didn't gain us votes in Denver given that it slowed traffic, but it did annoy a lot of hipsters, and let them know that the Dems don't own this place. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (6FqZa) 300
Yep, it's Vegas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (89T5c) 301
Can't we just get to the part where we say, "Citizens, this side of the line. Subjects, that side.
And by the way, Subjects - do not bother us. If you do, you will not like it." Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (8z1xZ) Posted by: Kudzu King at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (fNZwK) 303
Leave it to Vegas to do a show like this so fun and tacky at the same time.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (e7oj4) 304
I gained ten pounds in Basic. I was the skinny guy who could run forever, but needed to build muscle.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (Mkuv2) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (r+sAi) 306
Liberal comedians were funny when they also made fun of liberals as well as conservatives and when they weren't always trying to make political points. Chevy Chase's send-up of Ford was goofy and lame. But it was still funnier than Alec Baldwin's Trump.
George Carlin made fun of environmentalists and the hypocrisy of white liberals just as much as he made fun of religious people and corporate "suits." Posted by: JoeF. at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (o1fzk) 307
Oldest of eleven. The other ten would gang up on you.
Posted by: tu3031 You deserved that and you know it! - #'s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Posted by: pogomip at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (PXUxh) 308
I was at 100% toxicity until the very end.
I've never used twitter. I prefer cuneiform. Libs really yell when the clay tablet hits them. Posted by: George LeS at May 28, 2018 08:09 PM (59GGI) 309
So Google now has a banner- on the BOTTOM. ...Hey assholes Memorial Day is about those that gave the last full sacrifice
Typical leftist buffoons. Too lazy to use their own product to get it right. Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (Tyii7) 310
I'm rooting for the Caps because I live in DC (non-native). They beat my Pens (finally) but I'm not really bitter. DC is overdue for a championship and the Caps are there best shot. Still, DC is going to have a hell of a time trying to top this Stanley Cup opening. Its so over the top dumb, its awesome!! Some kind of hybrid GoT's opening. Sort of.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (2SCTA) 311
Damn, they put on quite a pre game show in Vegas.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (gC2IV) Posted by: Irongrampa at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (S/hVx) 313
291 OT:
I gotta admit, this Vegas opening for the Stanley Cup is the most Vegasy this ever!! I like it! Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:06 PM (2SCTA) --Love it. I hope Wayne Newton shows up again. Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (e7oj4) 314
I'm multitasking, watching TCM, thanks NGU. I forgot Charles Bronson was in GE. How could I do that? Cause McQueen.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (yNyJy) 315
Watching The Dirty Dozen, I decided Lee Marvin was the antithesis of toxic masculinity. I will say how I felt about it.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 08:11 PM (2ZUTy) 316
My son bought a 04 corvette last Saturday. I'm jealous....
Posted by: Kudzu King at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (fNZwK) ------- Remember all the times the boy borrowed your car when younger? Well.....payback time! Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 08:12 PM (I16G8) 317
Typical leftist buffoons. Too lazy to use their own product to get it right.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2018 08:10 PM (Tyii7) Entirely intentional. Nothing about this is anything less than a thumb in the eye. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:12 PM (Mkuv2) 318
Nice anthem
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (e7oj4) 319
The doggeh we had in the 1990s-2000s (before she died) was a great doggeh.
Except that she loved dark chocolate. She had the usual lactase nonpersistence you'd expect from dogs (so, would often barf the milk chocolate) but somehow was immune to cacao. We could never be too careful with those boxes. If there is doggeh heaven, we'll know where to find her, in the cacao forest. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (6FqZa) 320
Seven Signs Your Man's Masculinity is Toxic:
1) He can open a jar.2) He can step on a bug.3) He can take out the trash.4) He can go somewhere without asking directions. 5) He can grow hair on his face. 6) He has two testicles. 7) He has a penis. Posted by: stumck at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (IpZ/y) 321
Buffer!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (89T5c) 322
So the Nights do that O's thing where they make light of the Anthem by shouting a word related to their team's name. . Fine, it is "just fun" blah blah. I say, no go.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:14 PM (n13/j) Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:15 PM (e7oj4) 324
There were some legitimate real world tough guys in The Great Escape.
I want to believe that the Tom Hardy pilot in Dunkirk wound up in this Stalag, if he didn't get an immediate SS bullet in the head for his troubles. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:15 PM (pV/54) 325
298 Story at NewsMax that Cindy McCain plans to succeed John in the Senate after his death.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:08 PM (eMKNe) ------ If that is true she sure is hopscotching the 7 levels of grief. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:15 PM (yNyJy) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (r+sAi) 327
Google has to know that it's antiAmerican and that Americans know it's antiAmerican. So they are stuck on Memorial Day. If they make a big splash, they'll be called insincere (because they'll be insincere).
So they keep going with "understated" in the hope that we'll all think it's Respectful. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (6FqZa) 328
"Are all American officers so ill-mannered?" "About 99% of them." "Cooler, Hilts, ten days." ""Captain Hilts." "Twenty days." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (LsBY9) 329
320 Seven Signs Your Man's Masculinity is Toxic:
1) He can open a jar.2) He can step on a bug.3) He can take out the trash.4) He can go somewhere without asking directions. 5) He can grow hair on his face. 6) He has two testicles. 7) He has a penis. Posted by: stumck at May 28, 2018 08:13 PM (IpZ/y) --Eight: He can drive stick shift Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (e7oj4) 330
Fuck the Crapitals.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (89T5c) 331
323: Someone will win there first Stanley Cup ever. Always fun.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (2SCTA) 332
To continue a theme; to all of the tailgaters out there. When I am going seventy miles an hour and have nowhere to go and you are getting feet from my bumper you are posing an existential threat. And it's real heroic of you to speed off the first chance you get instead of meeting my entreaties to pull off to the side of the road to discuss our differences.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (YJa4N) 333
Story at NewsMax that Cindy McCain plans to succeed John in the Senate after his death. Great ghost of Lurleen Wallace, they've discovered Alabama politics. Run for your lives! Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (GdWl+) 334
Story at NewsMax that Cindy McCain plans to succeed John in the Senate after his death.
No doubt his dying wish is that she fuck over his constituents for the rest of his term. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (yQpMk) 335
No one kneeling for the anthem. Imagine that. Fuck you NFL.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (L+pr4) 336
Great ghost of Lurleen Wallace, they've discovered Alabama politics.
Smells a lot like Argentine politics. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa) 337
Speaking of Tom Hardy, he plays a young trooper in one episode, at war's end. he nails a fraulein, but then dies in a road accident.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (jhyFi) 338
So they keep going with "understated" in the hope that we'll all think it's Respectful.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (6FqZa) I reject Google, just as I reject Satan. Because they are different faces of the same thing. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:18 PM (Mkuv2) 339
>>Story at NewsMax that Cindy McCain plans to succeed John in the Senate after his death.
What's the matter, John doesn't have a daog or a horse that can serve? Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (E3XmB) 340
After not even sniffing the Cup for decades, losing to an expansion team would be a very Washington Caps thing to do.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (gC2IV) 341
335: and most of them are not even American.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (2SCTA) 342
I want to believe that the Tom Hardy pilot in Dunkirk wound up in this
Stalag, if he didn't get an immediate SS bullet in the head for his troubles. I have to say, Tom Hardy is a hell of an actor. He was the Jewish gangster in Peaky Blinders, and if I hadn't read it elsewhere, I would never have known it. I also heard he was in the running for the next James Bond. They could do a lot worse. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (LAe3v) 343
Story at NewsMax that Cindy McCain plans to succeed John in the Senate after his death.
When he goes, I'd be checking that pillow for DNA. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (O5Q3r) 344
Do you think they regret the tradition of engraving everyone's name on Lord Stanley's cup? What happens when it gets too large to lift?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (yQpMk) 345
332 To continue a theme; to all of the tailgaters out there. When I am going seventy miles an hour and have nowhere to go and you are getting feet from my bumper you are posing an existential threat. And it's real heroic of you to speed off the first chance you get instead of meeting my entreaties to pull off to the side of the road to discuss our differences.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:17 PM (YJa4N) Meh. If you're going slower and someone wants to go faster, it's polite driving to pull to the side out of their way. Good road manners, doncha know? They shouldn't tailgate but - You're in the wrong on this one. Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2018 08:20 PM (9q7Dl) 346
340: I've been torturing my co workers with just that. After they beat my Pens, I kept saying they get to the SC and lose to the Expansion Knights. The most Capitals thing ever!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:20 PM (2SCTA) 347
Good lord. Just saw and article at GP about a Vegas teacher who was planning a mass shooting. She hoped to start another #metoo movement. Apparently she wanted women to become serial killers.... WTF?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 28, 2018 08:20 PM (nILVB) 348
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:16 PM (LsBY9)
------- I presume you finally got electricity restored? Last I saw ya the power company was still yanking the timeframe chain. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:21 PM (yNyJy) 349
I'm so toxic that when I stop to smell the roses, they wilt.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (md3fh) 350
What happens when it gets too large to lift? <<<<
They change the "rings" on the cup when one gets full. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (r+sAi) 351
>>Do you think they regret the tradition of engraving everyone's name on Lord Stanley's cup? What happens when it gets too large to lift?
They remove bands every decade or so and replace them with new ones for new winners. Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (/tuJf) 352
Meh.
If you're going slower and someone wants to go faster, it's polite driving to pull to the side out of their way. Depends on the lane you occupy. If you're to the right, he's a douche. If you're to the left, and there are people who want to pass but you won't let them, it's you. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (E3XmB) 354
The issue is psychological. The left values equality of outcome, but reality is a set of evolutionary systems where outcomes are never equal. So you have to reject reality to protect your values, and you go insane.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 28, 2018 08:23 PM (/aiGx) 355
Tom Hardy is a hell of an actor. He was the Jewish gangster in Peaky Blinders, and if I hadn't read it elsewhere, I would never have known it. I also heard he was in the running for the next James Bond. They could do a lot worse.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:19 PM (LAe3v) He is certainly one of my favorites. Very versatile. Can do comedy and full-on scary thug. If you haven't seen "Bronson" you need to do so. And Lawless. Very good movie despite the presence of Shia LaBeouf. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:23 PM (Mkuv2) 356
Your man cries at the end of "Silence of the Lambs" because Clarice has become just another cog in society's patriarchal suppression of transexuals. Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2018 08:23 PM (9q7Dl) 357
The issue is psychological. The left values equality of outcome
No, no they don't. They value them coming out on top. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (loJzf) 359
Do you think they regret the tradition of engraving everyone's name on
Lord Stanley's cup? What happens when it gets too large to lift? If I remember right, that's about the third Stanley Cup. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (O5Q3r) 360
Speaking of Pasha Antipova, am I the only person who thinks that Julie Christie as Lara Antipova just isn't all that?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk) 361
"she wanted women to become serial killers"
Already exist. Black Widow Nurses. Except that most of us [semi-]sane people think that chick serial killers are lowlife murdering scum like Dahmer. Who the hell wants more killers? ... oh right, another psycho would want that. Vegas seems to be bad at vetting teachers. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (6FqZa) 362
If you're going slower and someone wants to go faster, it's polite driving to pull to the side out of their way. If I'm passing someone you can wait until I'm clear. It's also polite not to sit six inches off my back bumper flashing your lights. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (LsBY9) 363
Holtby looking good so far.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (e7oj4) 364
I'm so toxic that the EPA has added me to their Superfund list.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (md3fh) 365
The real title should be: "I Hate Feminist Men As Much As I Hate All Other Men"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI) 366
Tom Hardy can disappear in his roles, and has an amazing gift at voices. I saw The Drop with the Igno-Son and he was dumbfounded when it came up in conversation that the same guy had played Bane in the Batman flick
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (pV/54) 367
am I the only person who thinks that Julie Christie as Lara Antipova just isn't all that?
Yes, yes you are. In her prime, she was beyond smoking. She was incandescent. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:26 PM (LAe3v) 368
Tom Hardy's TV show Taboo is,,,,,odd. Good, very good at time, but odd. Goes from interesting historical drama to mystical WTF is that?? and then back to historical drama again. It is engrossing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:26 PM (2SCTA) 369
People who hang in the left lane drive me nuts. If you sit behind them when they have a chance to get over and don't, pretty soon you have a bunch of people passing you on the right. They'll just drive on, oblivious.
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:27 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:27 PM (e7oj4) 371
Some people just don't understand that there are times when you are in traffic such that your options are limited. I guess they have never driven in two lane highways or construction zones.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:27 PM (YJa4N) 372
360 Speaking of Pasha Antipova, am I the only person who thinks that Julie Christie as Lara Antipova just isn't all that?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk) ------- Agreed. But Julie was hot in Beatty's movie Shampoo. And the NYORKER would recommend that movie except for Jack Warden who was boss. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (yNyJy) 373
plus, Tom Hardy looks like a young Marlon Brando, in the right light, from the right angle.
and that's a good thing. Posted by: martha stewart at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (uJ09Y) 374
They'll just drive on, oblivious.
They're not oblivious. They just enjoy the little frisson of power if gives them in their empty little lives. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (LAe3v) 375
Tom Hardy can disappear in his roles, and has an amazing gift at voices. I saw The Drop with the Igno-Son and he was dumbfounded when it came up in conversation that the same guy had played Bane in the Batman flick
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:25 PM (pV/54) He was Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis: that movie was not his fault. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (Mkuv2) 376
pep, I think those are the same people who like to take forever at the store, when they get to the head of the line.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (eMKNe) 377
On divided highways I drive in the left lane with my cruise control set at the speed limit of 55 miles per hour because it is usually the smoothest lane. I avoid slower traffic coming in and out from the right, and I avoid resetting the cruise control with every lane change.
Why should I inconvenience myself for someone who wants to speed? Posted by: John Nestor at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa) 378
Why should I inconvenience myself for someone who wants to speed?
Posted by: John Nestor Excellent nic. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:29 PM (LAe3v) 379
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (loJzf)
Ummm...no. It's been around for a while. While I don't have a problem with the idea animals could be in heaven (C.S. Lewis talks about this idea in his book "The Great Divorce" I find the idea of a rainbow bridge kind of sappy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (vw6r3) 380
Why should I inconvenience myself for someone who wants to speed?
Posted by: John Nestor at May 28, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa) You're old. Posted by: Butt-Head at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (e7oj4) 381
Golden Knights draw first blood.
Posted by: Butt-Head at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (e7oj4) 382
That was Nestor's actual quote.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (6FqZa) 383
John Nestor, you're dating Mary Cloggenstein ain'tcha?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (eMKNe) 384
Depends on the lane you occupy. If you're to the right, he's a douche. If you're to the left, and there are people who want to pass but you won't let them, it's you.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:22 PM (LAe3v) ------- Yep. Exactly this. My Mom, God Bless and take care of her, was one of those who would say "I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. That's fast enough!", while in the far left lane. I tried to explain far left lane the passing lane is for those who chose to speed and that it was actually illegal to pass on the right. She never got it, or cared. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (I16G8) 385
I even like Tom Hardy in the Road Warrior flick a few years ago. I thought he did a really good job. I liked that movie. I saw the criticized here so my expectations were low. I liked it.
Tom Hardy is a hell of an actor. Caps commit stupid penalty, pays for it. Vegas 1-0. Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:30 PM (2SCTA) 386
The rich and famous are not like us, as F. Scott assured us. Back in the mid-60s I was in Rod Taylor's hotel suite when he had Julie Christie on the phone. We were in Chicago, she was in Sydney (Australia, not Nebraska). Taylor was trying to convince her to fly to meet him for the weekend in Tahiti. She wasn't buying it.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (md3fh) 387
Vegas strikes first on the power play. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (LsBY9) 388
Dogs wouldn't be able to appreciate a rainbow bridge because they are colour blind.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (6FqZa) 389
>> Apparently she wanted women to become serial killers.... WTF?
She's a fane of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Resident Evil," "Underworld," "Doomsday"..... Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (W+vEI) 390
/dumbass
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (e7oj4) 391
That was Nestor's actual quote.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo Right before he died in a hail of bullets on the 710, no doubt. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (eMKNe) 392
I think animals may get reincarnated. Not moving up to men in the Brahman idea but just reborn as another dog or similar creature.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:32 PM (yQpMk) 393
I saw bing.com's home page. Google.com won't even load for some reason.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:32 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:33 PM (vw6r3) 395
On highways I drive 1/10th of one mile an hour slower than the last car in the fast line.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:33 PM (loJzf) Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 28, 2018 08:34 PM (H8QX8) 397
Ovechkin was manufactured in a Soviet lab.
Seriously his parents were elite athletes in the Soviet sports system, which amounts to the same. I used to hate the idea of a Vegas NHL team, because the league is already badly overexpanded, but fuck anything in DC. Amiright? Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:34 PM (pV/54) 398
We have a new dog now who just took a run at the rainbow bridge. Got into my wife's purse in the closet and found an old pack of sugar free trident gum. Ate two sticks. Apparently a new sweetener xylitol is extremely toxic to dogs.
A couple of sticks is likely OK but if a dog finishes a pack of Orbitz, for example, it can cause complete liver failure. My wife just saw that on a facebook post so we knew to be alarmed and it's very serious business. But you need a dammed warning label on this stuff. Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 08:34 PM (USf3s) 399
Why should I inconvenience myself for someone who wants to speed?
Posted by: John Nestor Excellent nic. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:29 PM (LAe3v) Also, don't forget to signal..... Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (EoRCO) 400
Tom Hardy's first role was in Band of Brothers; Janikowski. He cracked me up. I remember him reading a newspaper and saying something like, "it turns out the Germans are bad. Real bad."
Plus he was banging that hawt German chick. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (Mkuv2) 401
I'm a soy boy and I don't care who knows it
I get drunk on a gallon of milk I wear footsies 'cuz my mama demands it I wear panties made of lustrous pure silk Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (eMKNe) 402
Do you think they regret the tradition of engraving everyone's name on Lord Stanley's cup? What happens when it gets too large to lift? If I remember right, that's about the third Stanley Cup. The Cup has 5 bands holding 13 teams each. When the bottom band is filled, the oldest band is removed and sent to the Hockey Hall of Fame a new blank bottom band is installed. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (O5Q3r) 403
Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 08:34 PM (USf3s)
Wow; Didn't know that. Hope your dog will be o.k. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (vw6r3) 404
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi) 405
I find the idea of a rainbow bridge kind of sappy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke The other night you made a very nice metaphor about your kitty. I think. Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (loJzf) 406
If one believes that God created the creatures of earth then why wouldn't those same creatures have a part to play in heaven? Besides there's the movie that All Dogs Go To Heaven, so. . ;^)
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (yNyJy) 407
*sings*
I drive really slow, In the ultrafast lane, While people behind me, Are going insane... I'm an asshole! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (jeQxb) 408
378 Why should I inconvenience myself for someone who wants to speed?
Posted by: John Nestor Excellent nic. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:29 PM (LAe3v) Meh. Get in mah belly. Posted by: The Barrel at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (A7bbI) 409
*removes silk stocking I wove myself from silkworms I raised myself*
a sign your man's masculinity isn't toxic 1) his balls are in your Coach purse 2) "yes dear" is his middle name 3) the bumper sticker on his vehicle reads: "If mama ain't happy, nobody's happy" ) he gives the best pedicures! 5) you sleep in separate bedrooms because he snores 6) He goes to demonstrations with you. 7) your twin Priuses were his idea Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (uJ09Y) 410
So if a dog is really, really bad, does that mean he goes to Hell?
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (md3fh) 411
I think that like Tolkien's elves, animals are bound to the world. It's life is theirs.
Of course I loved The Art of Racing in the Rain so it would be sweet if good boys get to move up to be men. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (yQpMk) 412
404
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi) ------- Ditto that. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (yNyJy) 413
Be of good heart. It was not so long ago that you voted for PM Harper.
Canadians are good allies to have. It's a short list. And your troops have earned their place on it. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2018 06:44 PM (hyuyC) I'm doing quite well really. I bought some hanging flower pots today. That was Faye's thing. So that has me feeling a touch moody. Thanks for the information. I have a friend who was on a SWAT. I thought thought his kit weighed more than that. Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (nBr1j) 414
booknlass, not bad :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (eMKNe) 415
Grump.......they keep a certain number of names on the Cup. As it fills up, they take them off and put them on display at the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (mMeIQ) 416
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it. I rather doubt it too. They are beyond gone. 1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+) 417
Looks like we have some tailgating apologists here. Just wish you never crowd up behind me when I am doing at least the limit.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (YJa4N) 418
*sings*
I drive really slow, In the ultrafast lane, While people behind me, Are going insane... I'm an asshole! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM *sings* I like to park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole!!! Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KCxzN) 419
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi) His only hope is that they transport him to Tasmania. Poor bloke is toast, you know, for the good of the Crown and all. I mean hell, they've offed toddlers already. I'll just stop talking now.... Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (Mkuv2) 420
His testicles have completely pulled back into his body. And he's not a Buhhdist monk.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (aljs9) 421
410; where did hitler's dog go?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KP5rU) 422
Grump.......they keep a certain number of names on the Cup. As it fills up, they take them off and put them on display at the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto
This place is my own private wikipedia. Thanks. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (yQpMk) 423
Has a man transitioning to a woman (with surgery) been "Chick-Filleted"? Posted by: Miklos, conflict resolution consultant at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (zCyNd) 424
But if there's a doggie heaven, then there must be a doggie hell, no?
Mostly Dobermans and German Shepherds. I'm looking at you Blondi! Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (pV/54) 425
I'll drive in the left lane if I know I'll be making a left turn up ahead. I don't like to make a lane change at the last minute.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (sdi6R) 426
Miklos, yup. Hold the pickle!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (eMKNe) 427
A copied and pasted the wrong post. Shit snacks.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (r+sAi) 429
The other night you made a very nice metaphor about your kitty. I think.Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (loJzf)
Thanks, but if it used the rainbow bridge idea it was probably somebody else. I enjoy looking at rainbows. I like the idea of a rainbow as a covenant b/t God and humanity, but the way the rainbow symbol has been co-optd by gay rights people just tires me out. Maybe it's because I had to go to a Conference and there were people handing out rainbow stickers. One person who was doing that was someone I like so I didn't say "I don't want the darn thing" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:40 PM (vw6r3) 430
Wow; Didn't know that. Hope your dog will be o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2018 08:36 PM (vw6r3) So far so good. It's generally a high does leading to low blood sugar and a higher dose leading to liver failure, but there a lot of exceptions to the rule. Up to six sticks for a 20lb dog is generally OK. We should be out of the woods by tomorrow. Now we have to check all the sugar free labels because dogs are dogs. It can be in hundreds of items. Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (USf3s) 431
Guilt by association is not fair. There is no evidence that Blondi was a bad dog. Probably a very good dog, or he would have gone to the camps.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (md3fh) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk) 433
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:35 PM (Mkuv2)
His first film role was Twombly in Blackhawk Down. Did Band of Brothers the same year. Heck of a start. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (l7Kbv) 434
So just geld him already. Voila--toxic testosterone no longer being produced.
But then again, what about the trans-men? Are they toxic? This whole toxic masculinity situation can be so confusing. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (RfnqA) 435
7) your twin Priuses were his idea
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:37 PM (uJ09Y ------ Smile. I first read that as twin purses. Evening booknlass. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (yNyJy) 436
Dogs are completely innocent. The can't go to hell.
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7) 437
"where did hitler's dog go?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KP5rU) Prague. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (Ckg4U) 438
Dogs wouldn't be able to appreciate a rainbow bridge because they are colour blind.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:31 PM (6FqZa) ' ' "If'n they try to cross that rainbow bridge, put the dogs on 'em" Posted by: "Bull" Connor, member, Democratic National Committee at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (zCyNd) 439
425
I'll drive in the left lane if I know I'll be making a left turn up ahead. I don't like to make a lane change at the last minute. Posted by: rick And that's fine; you aren't who we're discussing. However, if you do that for 10 miles, you're a douche. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (LAe3v) 440
Grump, it's great isn't it? I learnt a lot about EMPs earlier today. Upshot of it was, don't worry too much about Rocket Man Phat Phuk but we can continue to worry about solar flares. I think.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (r+sAi) 442
Toxic masculinity.
White privilege. Racist patriotism. Hateful right to self defense. My free speech is hate speech. I think I see the ultimate objective here. It all converges on me in a shallow grave. To get that done, first my self-respect, intellectual honesty, and survival instinct must be systematically eroded. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (t5m5e) 443
1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+) I wrote it as a warning, not a blueprint, you fookin' wankers! Posted by: Zombie Eric Blair at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (eXA4G) 444
He has a vanity plate that say SoyBrgr.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (aljs9) 445
>>I'm choking to death here.
Well at least you won't be getting a hernia lifting the Stanley Cup. Did you know that they replace the rings with new ones every so often? Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (/tuJf) 446
And if Hitler is in hell he sure as hell doesn't get a dog.
Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7) 447
421 410; where did hitler's dog go?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (KP5rU) I don't think Blondi was complicit in the Holocaust. Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R) 448
441
They got in a gangland war with the Hounds of the Baskervilles. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (RfnqA) 449
1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+) Airstrip One, please. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (EoRCO) 450
Horde-sourced > crowd-sourced
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk) 451
Were those Helldogs once real live dogs who were really, really bad? Or were they just mythical?
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (md3fh) 452
What about dogs that tailgate people? Do they go to Heaven? Or, impolite a-hole dogs who block up traffic and won't pull over? Heaven for them? And why, oh why, for the love of God are these dogs driving in the first place? I mean, they're dogs! Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (9q7Dl) 453
rickl, at Nuremberg, Blondi said she was just following orders... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: f'd at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7) 455
thank you qdp!
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (uJ09Y) 456
Slap! I thought Hitler's dog was seen in Argentina?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (KP5rU) 457
And why, oh why, for the love of God are these dogs driving in the first place?
He was up there messing around with the steering wheel so we all just assumed he could drive. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk) 458
His first film role was Twombly in Blackhawk Down. Did Band of Brothers the same year. Heck of a start.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 08:41 PM (l7Kbv Oops. You're right. Funny because I did not know he was Twombly until I re-watched BHD a year or so ago. I literally yelled "holy shit, that's Tom Hardy!" Cat yawned. Mrs. Mahon said "who?" Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (Mkuv2) 459
Maybe John Rabe gets to play frisbee with Blondi in heaven.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (6FqZa) 460
It's taps here at Outpost Eromero. Me and dog hit the rack soon. Mrs. E comes home on Wednesday! Been gone 3 weeks and seems like 3 months. Butter coffee at 0430? Excellent!
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (zLDYs) 461
Looks like we have some tailgating apologists here. Just wish you never crowd up behind me when I am doing at least the limit.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:39 PM (YJa4N -------- Sure, just don't do it in the left (passing) lane and you are good. If you are in that lane and not actively passing somebody, the problem is you. Police get to decide what is "fast enough". You don't. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (I16G8) 462
What about the Hounds of Hell? Well, they're from there already, so they don't count. Except as subjects for blues songs. To wit, (three wit, even...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (GdWl+) 463
>>Were those Helldogs once real live dogs who were really, really bad? Or were they just mythical?
Cerberus? The 3 headed dog that guards hell? Totally real. Totally. Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (/tuJf) 464
Oh, if Hitler went to Hell he might be surrounded by a whole pack of ravening rabid dogs, eating his liver every day like the birds did to Prometheus. It would be the kind of thing Satan might come up with, since Hitler liked dogs and all.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (md3fh) Posted by: Thundarr the Barbarian at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (9q7Dl) 466
I'm not stuck on rainbow bridge. Somebody made a metaphor about their kitty and I thought it was you.
Posts go by so fast and puter loads so slow it's hard to keep up. Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (loJzf) 467
453 rickl, at Nuremberg, Blondi said she was just following orders... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 08:43 PM (eMKNe) True, dogs are trained to follow commands. Hmmm... Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R) 468
Posted by: rick
And that's fine; you aren't who we're discussing. However, if you do that for 10 miles, you're a douche. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:42 PM (LAe3v) THIS, and when 3 lanes of drivers are nice enough to make a space for you to sneak out at a backed up light and you come flying down the turn lane from a mile away, you are a fuckwad. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (aljs9) Posted by: American Soy Producers Association at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (r+sAi) 471
Toxic doggedness.
How to turn your hellhound into a lap dog. Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (RfnqA) 472
OT: I had a raccoon who was climbing the pole to my birdfeeder and eating all the seed, even though the pole had an anti-squirrel baffle on it. I doubled up on the baffle, and I had the delicious pleasure of watching him shinny half way up the pole and get utterly defeated by my defense in depth. He was pissed, and glared at me as I watched him from my family room window.
It's good to know I have the intellect to defeat a type of weasel. Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (LAe3v) 473
"Slap! I thought Hitler's dog was seen in Argentina?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:44 PM (KP5rU) I'm not sure. Obama would have him in Chile. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (yQpMk) 475
good evening, BebeDahl!
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (uJ09Y) 476
473: With carrots?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (KP5rU) 477
On this Memorial Day, I hope the Tommy Robinson
political imprisonment wakes up the British we saved from the nazis. But I doubt it. I rather doubt it too. They are beyond gone. 1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+) So what was the point of Brexit? Was it just some internet flash mob? Did they decide Brussels was too laissez-faire? Why go throuth with it and come to this? Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (n13/j) 478
Are there carrots in the dog chili? Doesn't seem right somehow.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (md3fh) 479
Cerberus? The 3 headed dog that guards hell?
Totally real. Totally. Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2018 08:45 PM (/tuJf) Guy works for me. Woof! Posted by: Pluto at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (zCyNd) 480
>> He was pissed, and glared at me as I watched him from my family room window.
He'll be back to sort you out with the rest of his gaze, tonight. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (E3XmB) 481
Sure, just don't do it in the left (passing) lane and you are good. If you are in that lane and not actively passing somebody, the problem is you.
Police get to decide what is "fast enough". You don't. Posted by: Calm Mentor ------------ Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (loJzf) 482
I rather doubt it too. They are beyond gone.
1984 has arrived in Formerly Great Britain. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+) The clock has struck 13 in Airstrip One Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ) 483
I give a right friendly acknowledgment wave to tailgaters. Yes I see you. Yes, I will get over just as soon as I safely clear the vehicle on the right that we are passing. No, that jackass speeding up again is not helping things. No, squirting between his front bumper and my back bumper is not a well-considered driving maneuver.
Please to be seeing my single digit salute to you. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (QLvwG) 484
Caps equalize
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:48 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (2SCTA) 486
I saw a two headed dog in a sideshow, but three? Wow, that's a lot of bow-wowing and woofing.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (md3fh) 487
He cries because his boss doesn't appreciate him.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (aljs9) 488
[io]So what was the point of Brexit?
The Conservatives are the British version of the GOPe. Notice that they still haven't left the EU. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk) 489
This alls for a lecture on hot crazy women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk Posted by: Mike K at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (s170V) 490
"With carrots?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 28, 2018 08:47 PM (KP5rU) I'm sure there are carrots in Chile. --Chili? ...no. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (Ckg4U) 491
Everything that goes around comes around.
The 1700's fops with their face powder, lace, and beauty patches were reincarnated as today's hipsters and metrosexuals. Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (RfnqA) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (r+sAi) 493
The Conservatives are the British version of the GOPe. Notice that they still haven't left the EU.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (Mkuv2) Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r) 495
Driving too slow in the passing lane is dangerous to the other drivers.
The rules of the road exist for a reason. Basically you should drive with the express intent of being the least intrusive as possible to the other drivers and/or the flow of traffic. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (E3XmB) 496
I think I'll kill myself. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (NoLse) 497
None of my friends match any of those descriptions.
Is that wrong? Because I'm thinking that's a good thing. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (4y/0F) 498
It's good to know I have the intellect to defeat a type of weasel.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2018 08:46 PM (LAe3v) Only temporarily. While you gloat in this skirmish's victory, he is spending every waking weasel moment figuring out a new plan of attack. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (QLvwG) 499
Shit, here come the Caps
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (2SCTA) 501
Capital records? Are they still in existence?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:51 PM (RfnqA) 502
I continue to be amazed that some idiots can't comprehend the idea that there are times when your driving options are limited. You are on a road where you can't change lanes. Has that really never happened to any of you clowns.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (YJa4N) 503
>> I saw a two headed dog in a sideshow, but three?
A dog with three heads should have 3 balls, right? Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (E3XmB) 504
Brexit was one of the only recent signs of hope for the formerly Great Britain. It is proceeding, with connections being severed. These things take time. At least the Brits weren't stupid enough to give up the Pound Sterling for the Euro. The Euro is so gay!
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (md3fh) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (Ckg4U) 506
Six balls. I see six balls.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (md3fh) 507
The Conservatives are the British version of the GOPe. Notice that they still haven't left the EU.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk) Double posted somehow. eh. Pointless now. Was gonna do some kind of GOP "wull, at least we tried 'n' stuff, goll." seems weak at this point. Carry on. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (Mkuv2) 508
...You are on a road where you can't change lanes...
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (YJa4N) In my world there is no such thing. Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (T71PA) 509
Pep @ 472- Not a weasel. Raccoons are a type of panda.
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (zLDYs) 510
No, that jackass speeding up again is not helping things.
Where are their brains? When that happens I condemn them as dangerous drivers, throttle up and quickly pass the danger. Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (loJzf) 511
>> I continue to be amazed that some idiots can't comprehend the idea that there are times when your driving options are limited.
Limited only by your truculence, Sir! Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (E3XmB) 512
It's good to know I have the intellect to defeat a type of weasel. While I, on the other hand, cannot buy a garbage can that will defeat the little bastard tree rats around Casa Backwardio. I just got a new one last week and they've already chewed through the lid and spread garbage everywhere. I'm seriously considering a metal can. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (GdWl+) 513
When I drank, I liked white wine, not because I wanted to be nontoxically masculine, but simply because it doesn't taste like bitter sour puke, like so many reds do.
Posted by: gp at May 28, 2018 08:54 PM (mk9aG) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:54 PM (E3XmB) 515
I had an incident driving to work a couple of weeks ago.
I was in the left lane behind a truck, so I couldn't see what was going on ahead. My lane wasn't moving. Cars were passing me in the right lane. So I got over into the right lane and immediately saw that a police car was sitting there up ahead with its lights on. So I got back into the left lane. Meanwhile, cars kept going by in the right lane. I eventually figured out that the numbnuts drivers ahead of me were letting them in when they got to the police car, which meant that I was going nowhere back where I was. Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (sdi6R) 516
The Conservatives are the British version of the GOPe. Notice that they still haven't left the EU.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk) ------ Exactly. I feel sorry for the people of GB that are outnumbered & not on board with this lefty crap. It's like CA, I got family & friends there, and it is really bad & really sad. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (yNyJy) 517
Not a weasel. Raccoons are a type of panda.
I think that Trash Panda is the best recently invented term. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (yQpMk) 518
I'm old enough to remember when meek, passive-aggressive men like Walter Mitty were made fun of in The New Yorker, not held up as role models.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (TI1a/) 519
"At least the Brits weren't stupid enough to give up the Pound Sterling for the Euro."
Which is why the Brits can leave the EU. Once tied to a common currency it's really hard to split off. Which is one of the many reasons why the idea of a US national divorce is silly, unless we have the End of Days. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (pV/54) 520
I love the idiots that pass you, then slow down to a speed slower than you were going in the first place. Makes you want to have one of those rocket launchers mounted on the roof of your car, like James Bond would have. *checks Cheaper Than Dirt to see about car-mounted rocket launchers*
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (md3fh) 521
Damn, now Knights equalize
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (e7oj4) 522
514 >>...You are on a road where you can't change lanes...
...you see a tortoise... --------------------------------------------------------------- That should be narrated in a Rod Serling voice. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (RfnqA) 523
I'm seriously considering a metal can. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 08:53 PM (GdWl+) A shiny metal ass would definitely improve you, meatbag. Posted by: Bender at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (9q7Dl) 524
Crazy game so far.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (E3XmB) 526
494 I hear a few Capitals fans in the crowd.
Well, nobody in Vegas is from Vegas so...probably. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 08:50 PM (O5Q3r) Same with DC area. It is like the battle of the waiting lobbies. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (2SCTA) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (r+sAi) 529
Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, everyone driving faster is a maniac.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk) 530
Goldilocks driver, not too fast, not too slow.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (md3fh) 531
Or cars that come from nowhere and then pace's itself right next to you.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (loJzf) 532
I am looking forward to someone taking a run at Tom Wilson.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (E3XmB) 533
Wooo, I'm pooped.
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (rhR3K) 534
Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, everyone driving faster is a maniac.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk) There are 2 types of people in the world. Idiots and Me. Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (T71PA) 535
Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, everyone driving faster is a maniac.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk) Grump is exactly correct! Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (QLvwG) 536
>>cars that come from nowhere and then pace's itself right next to you.
Right into the back of a Semi. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (E3XmB) 537
The Capitals should know Fleury's tendencies. They've played against him enough.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (2SCTA) 538
Wooo, I'm pooped.
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (rhR3K) Felling trees or grandchildren? Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:58 PM (yQpMk) 539
I dunno; the New Yorker loves beta males--who are actually alpha pussies.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (Sda6L) 540
Two burgers, three beers and one bowl of *cough* later? --I'm just goofy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (Ckg4U) 541
I get a slight case of schandenfreude when I'm going a little over the speed limit and someone nonetheless has to pass me and then we meet at the red light.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (RfnqA) 542
Was just looking at my best friend's brother's photo at the faces on the wall webpage. My friend use to describe him as too bold to live and he didn't. My jarhead son is deploying this week and my Nat Guard daughter is going in the fall. Not all today's kids are soft. These too are more like my friend"s brother, but hopefully luckier.
Posted by: Cosda at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (H8vZL) 543
529. Pro tip: When driving long-distance and/or freeway, always, always, always make sure to blast EDM, turbofolk, and/or xardbas. Science proves this improves driving skill and vehicle performance by 60%.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (fA1SL) 544
"I'm old enough to remember when meek, passive-aggressive men like Walter Mitty were made fun of in The New Yorker"
I can't tell whether the cartoons are making fun of nontoxic masculines, or if they're on the level, or double-secret-ironic, or what. I do know that I did not laugh at any of them. It's humor-free to me. Posted by: gp at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (mk9aG) 545
The last reported carrot production for Chile indicates decreasing production and increasing prices. No significant export market.
Most notable is the increase in "cocktail productslive" which increased by 616.08% in the reporting period. I actually looked this up. No apparent vermouth exports from Chile. Posted by: Miklos, trade economist at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (zCyNd) 546
I continue to be amazed that some idiots can't comprehend the idea that there are times when your driving options are limited. You are on a road where you can't change lanes. Has that really never happened to any of you clowns.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 08:52 PM (YJa4N) ------- Well, since you asked so nicely and all, can you explain to the class of idiots that you are apparently speaking to whether or not you are in the passing lane, not the speed you feel is enough or not lane, when this happens to poor, pitiful you? Do tell. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (I16G8) Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (e7oj4) 548
522 ...you see a tortoise...
--------------------------------------------------------------- That should be narrated in a Rod Serling voice. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:56 PM (RfnqA) *sheds a single tear* Posted by: Dave Holden at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (NL6wI) 549
Oooooh, the camptown ladies sing this song
Ruh roh, Ruh roh Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (loJzf) 550
Or cars that come from nowhere and then pace's itself right next to you.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (loJzf) I call them Remora drivers. When another car going faster comes along, they will suck up to them instead. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (QLvwG) 551
When I'm out on the open highway I look for a "rabbit" that I can tail a quarter mile back.
Also, never be in the top 10% Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (pV/54) 552
Palp, did you see my Serbian twins in the Gum thread yesterday?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (yQpMk) 553
I eventually figured out that the numbnuts drivers ahead of me were letting them in when they got to the police car, which meant that I was going nowhere back where I was.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 08:55 PM (sdi6R) --------- Bummer, and I've seen that happen too, but I've also seen HP taking down tag numbers to issue tickets for that BS. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (yNyJy) 554
I ran over a box turtle once. It went splat. Turtles aren't so tough.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (md3fh) 555
Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, everyone driving faster is a maniac.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:57 PM (yQpMk) "Whatsa behind me, ees not important". *pulls off and discards rear view mirror" Posted by: Miklos; first rule of Italian driving at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (zCyNd) 556
552. Nope. Was outta pocket for a while. Stupid meat-world.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL) 557
what you talkin about, Krebs?
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (uJ09Y) 558
When I'm out on the open highway I look for a "rabbit" that I can tail a quarter mile back.
Also, never be in the top 10% Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (pV/54) ^This Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (T71PA) 559
https://flic.kr/s/aHsmiKopPr
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (yQpMk) 560
555. Signalling is a sign of weakness. All steering is done with the horn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL) 561
Jews, your only option is suicide.
Under international law, Israel's occupation of the Palestinian territories is illegal, and Palestinians have a right to "armed struggle" against their illegal occupier - Israel - thus ipso facto Palestinians have a right to defend themselves against Israel, but Israel's right to defend itself against Palestinian resistance is not guaranteed in the same manner. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (+y/Ru) 562
I get a slight case of schandenfreude when I'm going a little over the speed limit and someone nonetheless has to pass me and then we meet at the red light. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 28, 2018 08:59 PM (RfnqA) lol, nice description. We all do that. They seem like over anxious wankers that don't know what they are doing. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (n13/j) 563
Whatsa behind me, ees not important".
*pulls off and discards rear view mirror" Ah, a Cannonball Run reference. Nice Posted by: Beartooth at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (IWBQA) 564
Have any of you ever actually dealt with a weasel?
I did earlier this year. I had one that killed 3 of my chickens. I used a box trap with a rat trap inside. The thing looked like a ferret to me. Hard to believe it was taking down full size chickens. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (98LLu) 565
*sheds a single tear*
Posted by: Dave Holden at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM (NL6wI) *sheds AUTHENTIC tear* Posted by: Iron Eyes Miklos at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (zCyNd) 566
When I did a lot of cross country driving I would wait for a driver to pass me going fast, then tail him. I called them "bear bait," and on at least two occasions I can recall they got nailed by the radar, and I just sailed on by free as a big assed bird (and going the speed limit again while waiting for more bear bait).
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (md3fh) 567
Well, boyz will be girlz.
Posted by: The New Yorker at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (yQpMk) 569
559
Happy is the man who owns two fists of the SMR. Nice. You reblued those, no? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL) 570
"Signalling is a sign of weakness. All steering is done with the horn."
*oof* That'll get you killed around here. ...and I may be the perpetrator. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (Ckg4U) 571
If your normal, routine, everyday driving habits change when you see another vehicle*, you're driving wrong.
* Law enforcement comes to mind. Driving anywhere there are curvy mountain roads is probably the worst, though. So many locals go into the opposite oncoming lanes in blind curves day in and day out, because they've never had a head-on 100mph+ wreck yet! Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (vDapD) 572
Palp, did you see my Serbian twins in the Gum thread yesterday?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:01 PM (yQpMk) There was a Gum thread? And nobody texted me? Posted by: Lisa Page, recommended by 4 out of 5 periodontists at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (zCyNd) 573
Not using turn signals keeps your electric bill down.
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (wUZ+I) 574
I continue to be amazed that some idiots can't comprehend the idea that there are times when you are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (NoLse) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (tEZwJ) 577
I did earlier this year. I had one that killed 3 of my chickens. I used a box trap with a rat trap inside. The thing looked like a ferret to me. Hard to believe it was taking down full size chickens.
Did you give it the ole rain barrel crash dive? Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (yQpMk) 578
Not using turn signals keeps your electric bill down.
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 09:06 PM (wUZ+I) And conserves blinker fluid. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (QLvwG) 579
"I love the idiots that pass you, then slow down to a speed slower than you were going in the first place. Makes you want to have one of those rocket launchers"
I don't care. I find the slowest guy, hang back 20 car lengths and match his speed. I'm retired, and plan trips so I'm never in a hurry to get anywhere. Gentle uninterrupted music playing in the car, no yammering DJs. I'm so calm I don't give road-ragers, idiots and a-holes a second of reaction. Posted by: gp at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (mk9aG) 580
"2. When he goes into a sports bar to use the bathroom, he buys a glass of white wine to be polite."
Wait I thought it was racist to suggest people actually buy something when they use the bathroom of a business. Posted by: Huck at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (RKfhi) 581
When I did a lot of cross country driving I would wait for a driver to pass me going fast, then tail him. I called them "bear bait," and on at least two occasions I can recall they got nailed by the radar, and I just sailed on by free as a big assed bird (and going the speed limit again while waiting for more bear bait).
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:04 PM (md3fh) Very effective. Except for one or two times when it turned out I was the bear bait. Nevertheless, going on a decade without a speeding ticket. I likes them odds! Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (Mkuv2) 582
560 555. Signalling is a sign of weakness. All steering is done with the horn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL) My dad used to say, "Horn works. Now try your brakes." Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (sdi6R) 583
There was an article titled "How to Fly Low" in, I think, Car and Driver back in the late 80's, and the first rule was finding a rabbit, as has been mentioned. Other rule I remember - don't drive a flashy car.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (2xR5z) 584
549 Oooooh, the camptown ladies sing this song
Ruh roh, Ruh roh Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:00 PM -------- Hear that, second verse same as the first. Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (yNyJy) Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (Tyii7) 586
it's 85 with 59% humidity here in west central illinois after 8pm.
sitting in front of a fan, trying to cope. Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (uJ09Y) 587
You always need the bird dog to flush out teh police.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 09:08 PM (89T5c) 588
Under international law, Israel's occupation of the Palestinian territories is illegal, and Palestinians have a right to "armed struggle" against their illegal occupier - Israel - thus ipso facto Palestinians have a right to defend themselves against Israel, but Israel's right to defend itself against Palestinian resistance is not guaranteed in the same manner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (+y/Ru) _____ I think Christians and Jews should consider the metes and bounds issued in the Bible as law. Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:08 PM (loJzf) 589
All steering is done with the horn
-- Part of what I love about the South is that there are still places where people will sit behind someone for five to ten seconds at a green light because it's still seen as impolite to honk just because someone might not've noticed it has changed. And when you do finally honk, it's a quick one to just try and draw attention to what's going on, not a vehicular F*CKYOULET'SGETMOVINGYOUPIECEOF... Those places are drying up with the locust infestation, but they do still exist. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 28, 2018 09:08 PM (vDapD) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB) 591
Rabbit, bear bait, bird dog, whatever you want to call them, they can be useful idiots.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (md3fh) 592
Iron Eyes Cody
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:05 PM (yQpMk) Paisan! Hey you gotta try Gramma's Sicilian/Sioux fusion spaghetti. *secret-both anchovies AND buffalo* Posted by: Iron Eyes Miklos at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (zCyNd) 593
Happy is the man who owns two fists of the SMR. Nice. You reblued those, no?
Just the one on the left, Milos. I first browned it, the blued it. You can still see some pits through the refinishing. The one on the right, Marko, has no rust, just wear, so I'm leaving it original. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (yQpMk) 594
non turn signal types burn my arse. Easily the biggest pet peeve.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (n13/j) 595
True Fact : 80% of the bodies temperature regulation occurs from the waist down.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB) 596
Did you give it the ole rain barrel crash dive? Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (yQpMk) Not sure I'm familiar with that one? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (98LLu) 597
it's 85 with 59% humidity here in west central illinois after 8pm. sitting in front of a fan, trying to cope. Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (uJ09Y) That is a crisp, spring evening in SE Texas. Posted by: Count de Monet summer nights are 92 degrees at 11pm with 85 pct humidity at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (QLvwG) 598
Honking is part of the Italian driving experience.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (tEZwJ) 599
Heh grump...g-babies of course.
Posted by: SMH at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (rhR3K) 600
Jews, your only option is suicide.
Under international law, Israel's occupation of the Palestinian territories is illegal, and Palestinians have a right to "armed struggle" against their illegal occupier - Israel - thus ipso facto Palestinians have a right to defend themselves against Israel, but Israel's right to defend itself against Palestinian resistance is not guaranteed in the same manner. - I should have added, this is from "journalist" C.J. Werleman. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (+y/Ru) 601
>>Honking is part of the Italian driving experience.
This and gesticulating wildly. My father taught me how to drive Italian. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (E3XmB) 602
non turn signal types burn my arse. Easily the biggest pet peeve.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (n13/j) Heh. I married one of them. it's the source of plenty of good natured ribbing, and nights sleeping on the couch. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (Mkuv2) 603
557 what you talkin about, Krebs? Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:02 PM (uJ09Y) This thread started as a The New Yorker thread. I merely was reciting Iowahawk's observation that every New Yorker cartoon can be captioned with "I think I'll kill myself." Sorry for the confusion. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (NoLse) 604
garrett, already did
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (uJ09Y) 605
Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, everyone driving faster is a maniac.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Huh. I've never seen an idiot on the freeway... Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (zfrbv) Posted by: Gem at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (XoAz8) 607
Don't follow that rabbit too closely. If you both get past Smokey before he begins pursuit he'll grab you.
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (wUZ+I) 608
Signalling is a sign of weakness. All steering is done with the horn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL) ---------- Did a lot a driving south of the border? Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (loJzf) 609
Mmmm, texting about tailgaters while driving is bad, mmmkay?
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (8z1xZ) 610
True Fact : 80% of the bodies temperature regulation occurs from the waist down.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB) Did somebody say "From the waist down?" Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (T71PA) 611
595 True Fact : 80% of the bodies temperature regulation occurs from the waist down. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (E3XmB) What happens if the body has no discernable waist? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (NoLse) 612
http://bit.ly/2LD08CH
===== Exclusive -- Zinke Calls for Border Wall: "A Nation Without Borders Can't Exist" | Breitbart Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (y3aQB) 613
Not sure I'm familiar with that one?
That's where you drop the livetrap into a 55 gallon barrel of water to terminate the vermin. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (yQpMk) 614
593. Excellent work, for a diy job.
I've been eyeing yet another CZ52. This one is minty, but it looks as if someone decided to start a homebrew refinishing job and then quit once he got it down to the white. I've priced a proper grey-green parkerizing job, but I can't make the numbers work. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL) 615
non turn signal types burn my arse. Easily the biggest pet peeve. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:09 PM (n13/j) Heh. I married one of them. it's the source of plenty of good natured ribbing, and nights sleeping on the couch. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (Mkuv2) it happens. Politics, religion yes, but who thinks to ask about turn signals? Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j) 616
608. Heh. Close. South Texas.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL) 617
krebs, whew!
good, just wanted to acknowledge that. . . .I didn't get the reference. sorry glad you're not really saying it Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (uJ09Y) 618
Use a turn signal for a lane change and that slot will close.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (loJzf) 619
Seven signs that your man not only cannot open a pickle jar, he doesn't even have a pickle.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (ANlnW) 620
TrigglyPuff doesn't have a waist, she has an equator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (tEZwJ) 621
Did a lot a driving south of the border?
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:12 PM (loJzf) I remember going to Matamoros as a kid with my family and my aunt an uncle's family. First stop sign we came across after the bridge, we saw a taxi mow down a pedestrian. It was, well, illuminating. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (Mkuv2) 622
I want the entire summer off, for the children.
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz8) 623
That's where you drop the livetrap into a 55 gallon barrel of water to terminate the vermin.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (yQpMk) Oh, that's a good idea. That little vampire got his neck snapped by the trap, so there was no extermination necessary on my part, but I have had to kill rats before caught in a trap. I usually just stomp their head with some good boots, but I like your alternative better. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (98LLu) 624
I've priced a proper grey-green parkerizing job, but I can't make the numbers work.
There is a good recipe for diy parking using battery guts and acid. Let me go find the link. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (yQpMk) 625
TrigglyPuff doesn't have a waist, she has an equator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (tEZwJ) As well as several small orbiting satellites. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (Mkuv2) 626
What happens if the body has no discernable waist?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:13 PM (NoLse) H8ter!!! Posted by: Tattoo'ed blue hair chick at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd) 627
For a lot of people, to use a turn signal would mean they have to think of others. So I guess I get it.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (n13/j) 628
Does anyone here read the Guido Fawkes blog?
(British political site.) I was wondering if there is any information on the comments there being switched off, and whether it was possibly related to the Tommy Robinson gag order. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (t5m5e) 629
Calm, you might have missed the part where I said YOU CAN'T CHANGE LANES.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (YJa4N) 630
The New Yorker should just rename it to "Seven Signs You're Probably A Dyke".
Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (O5Q3r) 631
618 Use a turn signal for a lane change and that slot will close. Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (loJzf) Was that Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity or his Theory of General Relativity? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (NoLse) 632
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM (Mkuv2)
it happens. Politics, religion yes, but who thinks to ask about turn signals? Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j) She blames it on being from Ohio. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (Mkuv2) 633
Long day & early day tomorrow. Somehow three day weekends seem to fly by so fast. Niters all.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (yNyJy) 634
This thread started as a The New Yorker
thread. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:11 PM 600+ comments in, and the original topic is still being referenced? It's like I don't even know you people anymore. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (DMUuz) 635
TrigglyPuff doesn't have a waist, she has an equator.
Sure, she does. It's just 'internal', is all. Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (cp1if) 636
Signs you man has the right kind of masculinity:
1. doesn't care what kind of guns he has as long as he has some2. will literally kill anyone who harms/ threatens his loved ones3. thinks steak is a good side dish for steak4. goes into a sports bar to use the pisser and doesn't come out until the game is over or whenever the fuck he feels like coming out5. knows the essential systems of a car and how to diagnose/fix most problems6. thinks that without hard hits, flagrant fouls and the occasional fight, sports aren't worth watching.7. if you call him a cuck he will punch you in the neck. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (h1jJh) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 09:18 PM (Ckg4U) 639
>>Calm, you might have missed the part where I said YOU CAN'T CHANGE LANES.
Don't tell me what I can and can't do, you brute! Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (E3XmB) 640
And conserves blinker fluid.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:07 PM (QLvwG) If you keep your tire pressure and blinker fluid at recommended levels, you will get better mileage and save the earth. Posted by: Prof. B. Obama at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (zCyNd) 641
Everyone driving slower than me is an idiot, everyone driving faster is a maniac.
Exactly. Especially Truex Jr. Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (Jj+59) 642
I saw a haji get mowed down in the Middle East. Nobody stopped. Real fucked up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (89T5c) 643
New Yorker Bad Boy:
Chucks his recyclables in with the normal trash. Women swoon at the thought. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (98LLu) 644
Calm, you might have missed the part where I said YOU CAN'T CHANGE LANES.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 28, 2018 09:17 PM (YJa4N) Are there such places, other than inside tunnels? I've lived in the west all my life. We don't abide such restrictions 'round here. Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (T71PA) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 28, 2018 09:20 PM (lLeln) 646
I am actually considering firearms refinishing as my retirement cash hobby. Salt bluing, rust bluing, Parkerizing and sand blasting. I have the space, I just need some bigger tanks and burners.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk) 647
I remember going to Matamoros as a kid with my
family and my aunt an uncle's family. First stop sign we came across after the bridge, we saw a taxi mow down a pedestrian. It was, well, illuminating. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:15 PM (Mkuv2) What age and sex for maximum points? Posted by: Death Race 2000 at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (QLvwG) 648
I want the entire summer off, for the children.
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher You'll work 180 days a year, whether you like it or not! Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (ZpfqO) 649
I should have added, this is from "journalist" C.J. Werleman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2018 09:10 PM (+y/Ru) Read that earlier today. Hitler would have approved greatly of Werleman's piece. Which means both can EABOD. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (l7Kbv) 650
Are there such places, other than inside tunnels? I've lived in the west all my life. We don't abide such restrictions 'round here.
Posted by: DR.WTF? ------------ Just go a little jiggly. Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (loJzf) 651
What age and sex for maximum points?
Posted by: Death Race 2000 at May 28, 2018 09:21 PM (QLvwG) Middle-aged mestizo man. That's all I remember. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (Mkuv2) 652
Nope, I don't get excited about other driver's foibles. I don't even flip the bird, anymore.
I'm always armed and that keeps the relative importance of things in perspective. Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:23 PM (8z1xZ) 653
637. Sa- weet! At that price-point, why not? Worst case, I get a full set of spares out of the deal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (fA1SL) 654
I want the entire summer off, for the children.
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz And 40 days of vacation every (half) year. Because for the children. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv) 655
Goal Knights
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (e7oj4) 656
3-2 Vegas. Holtby got all turned around.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 09:25 PM (2SCTA) 657
I saw a haji get mowed down in the Middle East. Nobody stopped. Real fucked up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2018 09:19 PM (89T5c) Inshallah. Posted by: Mullah Miklos at May 28, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9) 659
651 Middle-aged mestizo man. That's all I remember.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (Mkuv2) Meh. Those are a dime a dozen. Posted by: Carmageddon at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (NL6wI) 660
654 I want the entire summer off, for the children. Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz And 40 days of vacation every (half) year. Because for the children. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv) And they buy materials for their work! (As if there isn't any single other professional or profession where that happens.) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (NoLse) 661
Middle-aged mestizo man. That's all I remember.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:22 PM (Mkuv2) Women are worth 10 points more than men in all age categories. Over 40 (middle age) is worth triple points! Posted by: Death Race 2000 at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (QLvwG) 662
Taking bets on when Ace shows up tomorrow?
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (8z1xZ) 663
Brother Cavil, Stay safe. Hope you are not near any streams.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (V+03K) 664
658
Barn burner of a game tonight. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9) --LMAO, is there also a bounce-ball game tonight? Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (e7oj4) 665
Nope, I don't get excited about other driver's foibles. I don't even flip the bird, anymore.
I'm always armed and that keeps the relative importance of things in perspective. Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2018 09:23 PM (8z1xZ) I've adopted the same thing over the years. I've learned that being vigilant and defensive is the best policy. Mkes for an easier commute. I save rage for egregious things, like driving though a very busy intersection while looking DOWN AT YOUR *&(^*^&&^^$%^$ PHONE! Seriously. You're not Chuck Yeager. Pay attention! Eedeeyote! Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:28 PM (Mkuv2) 666
Ace first post tomorrow: 2PM EST.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (loJzf) 667
Barn burner of a game tonight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9) Heh. Posted by: Amish pyromaniac at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (zCyNd) 668
I want the entire summer off, for the children.
Posted by: Caring, Selfless Teacher at May 28, 2018 09:16 PM (XoAz And 40 days of vacation every (half) year. Because for the children. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv) "Educators". They like to be called "educators" now. Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (O5Q3r) 669
666 Ace first post tomorrow: 2PM EST. Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (loJzf) A prediction and post 666? Ace is doomed! Doomed! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (NoLse) 670
Ace first post tomorrow: 2PM EST.
And he'll have a lede already covered by us this weekend, with more insight. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (pV/54) 671
The New Yorker has the Ziggy cartoons, right?
Posted by: Peterman at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (wUZ+I) 672
360 Speaking of Pasha Antipova, am I the only person who thinks that Julie Christie as Lara Antipova just isn't all that?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk) ----------------------- She was miscast, IMO. Especially at the beginning, where they try to pass her off as a teen schoolgirl. Nope. And there is ZERO chemistry between her and Sharif. I think she was great in Darling, Shampoo, The Go-Between, etc. But she just didn't convince me in Dr. Z. at any level. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:32 PM (0jtPF) 673
666 Ace first post tomorrow: 2PM EST.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:30 PM (loJzf) Oooh, The Devil's post: I mark this as true. *mutters a couple of Hail Mary's to ward off evil* Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:32 PM (Mkuv2) 674
Boating (motor) fans will not want to miss KBdaBear's pictorial selections tonight.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:32 PM (QLvwG) 675
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-- Seven Signs That Your Man's Masculinity Is Nontoxic ------------- Uhhm... all the swallowing has caused no ill effects? Posted by: Shep! at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (RVcmP) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (zfrbv) 678
The New Yorker has the Ziggy cartoons, right? Posted by: Peterman at May 28, 2018 09:31 PM (wUZ+I) Just a comment on everyday mores, a slice of life. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j) 679
There was an article titled "How to Fly Low" in, I think, Car and Driver back in the late 80's, and the first rule was finding a rabbit, as has been mentioned. Other rule I remember - don't drive a flashy car. Don't have a custom license plate either. Witnesses remember those better. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (GdWl+) 680
And 40 days of vacation every (half) year. Because for the children.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 28, 2018 09:24 PM (l7Kbv) They are called "in service days". That's when we divvy up the union dues, and PAR-TAY!!! Posted by: For the Children Retirement Fund at May 28, 2018 09:34 PM (zCyNd) 681
What a save
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:34 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (O5Q3r) 683
Caps tie it up
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (e7oj4) 684
This game is nuts. 3-3, all tied up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (2SCTA) 685
games almost half over and only two field goals.
Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (n13/j) 686
You can't even use the new Yorker to line a cage, wrap fish, or get a fire started - how bad do you have to suck that NYT is more useful.
Posted by: Jean at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (MS0+a) 687
Just to answer everyone's question...
I will NOT be the first poster on the ONT. I'm watching baseball and I can't be bothered. ...if that wasn't you question, ask me another. I won't answer because I'm watching baseball. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (Ckg4U) 688
Uhhm... all the swallowing has caused no ill effects?
Posted by: Shep! at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (RVcmP) Speak for yourself, Shep. Posted by: A Ficus at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (C9Rdt) 689
Caps tie it up
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (e7oj4) Ben Roethlisberger would express it differently. Posted by: Miklos, moderately attentive at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (zCyNd) 690
Women are worth 10 points more than men in all age categories. Over 40 (middle age) is worth triple points! They should be worth less since they're slow and easy to hit. Kids should be triple points because aware and agile. Plus, chasing them down is fun. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:36 PM (GdWl+) 691
685 games almost half over and only two field goals. Posted by: Quint at May 28, 2018 09:35 PM (n13/j) A double Garo? Whooooie, those are rare 'ums! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:37 PM (NoLse) 692
642
I saw a haji get mowed down in the Middle East. Nobody stopped. Real fucked up. how did you know it was a hajji? do they get a hat? Posted by: Anachronda denounces himself at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (2//jc) 693
My favorite maneuver of drivers in these parts is putting on the turn-signal AFTER you have halted to make a turn.
It's so thoughtful to explain. "Oh, hey, if you're wondering why I slammed on the brakes, it's because I'm turning right here!" Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (0jtPF) 694
SLThug --
I was wondering the same thing about Guido. I haven't checked his site in a year, but if anybody were to ignore that D-notice, it would be him. His servers are in Ireland. Posted by: Weak Geek at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (a4DII) 695
And they buy materials for their work! (As if there isn't any single other professional or profession where that happens.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:26 PM (NoLse) ------- One of my sisters is a suburban Chicagashu former educator, principal, and then a school district administrator. She is all about that shit. She makes more, on her own, than the average family of 4 in this Country. Yet she now rails about her low pay. When I point out her pension and lifetime bennies, she states that this is because of the "low teacher pay". She has not been a "teacher" for 20 years. WTF? I choose to avoid her by only texting when family events dictate I do so. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 09:39 PM (I16G8) 696
Predicting an early Ace post at 12:23.
Posted by: CM9000 at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (YJa4N) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (yQpMk) 698
>>Taking bets on when Ace shows up tomorrow?
First Ferry off Fire Island is at 8 am. So, probably by 1. Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (E3XmB) 699
First Ferry off Fire Island is at 8 am.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (E3XmB) How do you know? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (wYseH) 700
My favorite maneuver of drivers in these parts is putting on the turn-signal AFTER you have halted to make a turn.
It's so thoughtful to explain. "Oh, hey, if you're wondering why I slammed on the brakes, it's because I'm turning right here!" Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:38 PM (0jtPF) When RPGs become standard equipment on cars those asshats will have been the inspiration. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (9Om/r) 701
Hey Y'all. Did you have a nice Memorial Day?
I'm looking for a war movie but there aren't any on, unless you county Great Escape. Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (oIcPq) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (yQpMk) 703
697 Ace first post tomorrow:
12:01 am But the post itself will say 1:42PM Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (yQpMk) And the first comment will have 11:52 AM as a timestamp. Posted by: A Ficus at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (C9Rdt) 704
Predicting an early Ace post at 12:23. Posted by: CM9000 at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (YJa4N) Are you people unaware that hobo season opens at midnight? Sheesh. Posted by: Miklos, tzampotli expander at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (zCyNd) 705
She has not been a "teacher" for 20 years. WTF?
I choose to avoid her by only texting when family events dictate I do so. Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 28, 2018 09:39 PM (I16G --Yeah, if being a "teacher" is such a shitty slog, why is it so hard for me to get a job as one? Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (e7oj4) 706
676
The New Yorker has the Ziggy cartoons, right? Posted by: Peterman They have Zaggy. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l) Goofus and Goofuser? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (7+qdf) 707
Off, fouled-up sock!
Posted by: Surfperch at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (C9Rdt) 708
Why are those douches on the ice instead of the Ice Babes?
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:43 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 09:43 PM (IqV8l) 710
First Ferry off Fire Island is at 8 am.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:40 PM (E3XmB) How do you know? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (wYseH) Garrett has to rouse the militia. Posted by: Miklos, taking a defensive stance at May 28, 2018 09:44 PM (zCyNd) 711
All your crazy driver stories are merely a lead-in to the all the stories I have of narrowly escaping touristas, many of whom have never driven a car, or driven one on the right (normal) side of the road. If I was King, I'd make them paint each and every rental car in America that super-bright international orange color so regular responsible drivers will be prepared for idiots doing 30mph in a 60mph zone, making sudden and unannounced turns and lane changes at any moment and doing 20 on an on-ramp to the interstate where everyone else is doing 80 in a 50 zone (like that idiot Saturday night. WTF was he thinking?) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:45 PM (GdWl+) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 28, 2018 09:45 PM (7LY+6) 713
Taking bets on when Ace shows up tomorrow? That depends upon how many showings of Soylo, A Soy Wars Story he guiltily viewed today. * low blow * Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:46 PM (NoLse) 714
20 on an on-ramp to the interstate...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:45 PM (GdWl+) 20mph on the on-ramp? That is fucking luxury around here. How about stopping...as in FULL STOP? Then creeping out five feet, then making a fucking hard left into the right lane to accelerate to highway speed? That is my life. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2018 09:47 PM (wYseH) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:47 PM (E3XmB) 716
When RPGs become standard equipment on cars those asshats will have been the inspiration.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (9Om/r) -------------------- Screw the rpg, I want a mini-gun. Though, I will settle for a Ma Deuce. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 28, 2018 09:48 PM (WEBkv) 717
Goofus and Goofuser?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (7+qdf) Tweedle-Dum and Even-Tweedler-Dum. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:48 PM (Mkuv2) 718
The 1700's fops with their face powder, lace, and beauty patches were reincarnated as today's hipsters and metrosexuals.
But they answered the call when their Regiment was called up. Posted by: Fox2! at May 28, 2018 09:49 PM (brIR5) 719
CBD, we have those too. For every bad driver in the world, there are two more down here. It keeps you on your toes, that's for sure. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:49 PM (GdWl+) 720
what time is the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (oIcPq) 721
When RPGs become standard equipment on cars those asshats will have been the inspiration.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2018 09:42 PM (9Om/r) -------------------- Screw the rpg, I want a mini-gun. Though, I will settle for a Ma Deuce. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 28, 2018 09:48 PM (WEBkv) Paintball markers. Highway Patrol then pulls over and cites/fines asshats with multiple hits. The drivers have spoken and voted you off the roadways. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (QLvwG) Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 09:51 PM (E3XmB) 723
720 what time is the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (oIcPq) Doesn't matter, bcuz time machine. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 28, 2018 09:51 PM (Mkuv2) 724
* low blow *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:46 PM (NoLse) The best kinds of blows Always take place down low Done by a him or a her Yeah, sure it blows Res ipsa loquitur Posted by: Miklos, I only had a couple, officer at May 28, 2018 09:52 PM (zCyNd) 725
ONT up.
Posted by: CM9000 at May 28, 2018 09:53 PM (YJa4N) 726
Gallagher on stupid drivers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLmIR6MOFiE Audio sucketh mightily. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 28, 2018 09:53 PM (GdWl+) 727
Nood ONT
Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2018 09:54 PM (oIcPq) 728
* low blow *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2018 09:46 PM (NoLse) My favorite kind of blows. Posted by: Bill C. in Chappaqua at May 28, 2018 09:54 PM (C9Rdt) 729
721---Paintball markers. Highway Patrol then pulls over and cites/fines asshats with multiple hits. The drivers have spoken and voted you off the roadways.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2018 09:50 PM (QLvwG) ------------------------------------ Oooooh. I likey! Genius! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 28, 2018 09:54 PM (0jtPF) Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2018 09:55 PM (loJzf) Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 09:59 PM (e7oj4) 732
watching the Great Escape. Will James Garner and Donald Pleasance make it out? James Coburn? Charles Bronson? OMG, Steve McQueen is making a run for the fence and freedom in Switzerland!!
Posted by: vivi at May 28, 2018 10:22 PM (11H2y) 733
Five signs that your 'man's femininity is so toxic you need to wear a hazmat suit.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at May 28, 2018 10:42 PM (wh9C3) 734
I am actually considering firearms refinishing as my
retirement cash hobby. Salt bluing, rust bluing, Parkerizing and sand blasting. I have the space, I just need some bigger tanks and burners. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk) You can get stainless chafing dishes at a restaurant supply house, or get used ones if you are lucky, just ask at a restaurant. You can probably find them at Cash and Carry too. You might look at the Stansport or Camp King propane burners/stoves at Walmart or similar store. The Camp Kings are very sturdy, I use mine to run pressure cookers in the back yard and you can control heat pretty well with them. I have a bud who used to to parkerization and used 50 cal cans to work in since they would seal between cooking. Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 10:50 PM (2K6fY) 735
To paraphrase several great commenters, "I don't read the NY Times for the same reason I don't drink out of the toilet."
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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