EMT 5/26/18

Word of advice: Stay off the highways as much as possible this weekend. It's a madhouse out there.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, May 26, 2018. On this day in 1868 the Impeachment of Andrew Johnson ended with his acquittal by one vote. This impeachment was pure politics as well and it was the first.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:51 AM (mpXpK)

2 Trump says he wants the info released to Congress on spygate. He says (through Giuliani) that the whole Mueller investigation may be illegitimate based on spygate. I say the whole investigation is illegitimate because it is based on Democrat politics and sore losers.

http://tinyurl.com/y7lpn9zs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

3 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 26, 2018 05:52 AM (xJrIn)

4 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2018 05:52 AM (cHbmY)

5 Trump signed three more executive orders yesterday designed to drain the swamp. The first makes it easier to fire federal workers. The next two involve reigning in the federal employee's union. Federal employees must now spend at least 75% of their time working the job they were hired for instead of working for the union and he created a union working group to look at federal contracts and makes it harder for unions to appeal firings and lobby congress.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ssstx9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

6 Good morning horde,
we have the Monaco free practice 3 going on now

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 05:52 AM (aC6Sd)

7 Melissa McCarthy has made an obscene R rated muppet movie. Sesame Street says no you don't and is suing.

http://tinyurl.com/y7guve5s

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

8 Former congressman says the IG report of Scankles will have explosive findings. It is due out in a few days.

http://tinyurl.com/yb5lqrds

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

9 Trump says Chicago police have every right to protest against Rahm Emanuel.

http://tinyurl.com/ydx4njog

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

10 God does look after some people occasionally. A CA woman plunged 700 feet in her car off a mountain road and survived.

http://tinyurl.com/y95yayfq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

11
Tropical storm Alberto due to make landfall this weekend and bring high winds and rain to the gulf coast.

http://tinyurl.com/y8dsdjzw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

12

Tracking

http://tinyurl.com/2qx7or

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

13 Obama judge throws out Manafort's bid to dismiss charges. His lawyer should have known this would happen when she got to be the hearing judge.

http://tinyurl.com/y8treg9s

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

14 Scankles has taken to wearing heavy coats and scarves and people are wondering what she is hiding. An exoskeleton maybe?

http://tinyurl.com/y8tznxj2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

15 Posted last night a law professor is saying the whole Rosenstein/ Mueller thing is unconstitutional .

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

16 After intense lobbying by big business and a few congressional RINOs the DHS Secretary upped the number of H2B cheap workers to be allowed in. Nobody in Washington gives a shit for American workers now.

http://tinyurl.com/yan9zgnw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

17 Scankles goes to Harvard to continue bitching about her election loss. She is now railing against the electoral college. Too bad scrunt, want it gone? Use some of that graft and corruption money to finance a move to change the Constitution. If NY, CA, and IL were guaranteed Republican States the Democrats would have nothing to say about the electoral college.

http://tinyurl.com/yclq937l

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

18 IBD says a partial reform of the Dodd-Frank mess is good, but total repeal would be better. I agree.

http://tinyurl.com/ycmhfs23

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

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Here's why I do not put any kind of stickers on my car. Thieves in NC are targeting cars with NRA stickers on them to look for guns to steal.

http://tinyurl.com/ycj5o9cz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

20 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/ybe977jx

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

21
Word of advice: Stay off the highways as much as possible this weekend. It's a madhouse out there.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

Here there will be a mass caravan of cars from all over headed to the beach.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

22 Morning Horde

Posted by: wing at May 26, 2018 06:02 AM (RSMz4)

23 https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/king-tiger.html
A known location but so far unrecoved WWII German King Tiger is finally going to be pulled out and displayed.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:02 AM (aC6Sd)

24 Saturday morning lawn care chores on in the action plan for the day. Doesn't mean much, the plan, that is. The day could be called on account of chronic fatigue and what's the point(ism).

Who cares if the grass if a foot tall and growing taller by the hour, and the mower blades are too dull to cut it. The weed patch is over run with dandilions and thistles anyway.It really isn't 'lawn'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 26, 2018 06:03 AM (roQNm)

25 24
Saturday morning lawn care chores on in the action plan for the day.
Doesn't mean much, the plan, that is. The day could be called on account
of chronic fatigue and what's the point(ism).

Who cares if the grass if a foot tall and growing taller by the
hour, and the mower blades are too dull to cut it. The weed patch is
over run with dandilions and thistles anyway.It really isn't 'lawn'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 26, 2018 06:03 AM (roQNm)

My weeds need mowing as well but more rain today. tomorrow, and forever it looks like. And that just makes the weeds grow faster.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

26 It's a Jungle Out There (Aussie true crime show Underbelly).....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII

Posted by: It's Barry! at May 26, 2018 06:09 AM (9acFt)

27 I need to mow my green patch which contains nearly 50% grass.

Highlights are a section that grows so well that I could graze cattle on it and a patch so bad I haven't mowed it yet and might skip it again.

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2018 06:10 AM (cHbmY)

28 I used to have a great lawn that I had spent several years and a lot of money nursing into being. But one year I put out weed and feed fertilizer which was rock hard and clumped up. It kept clogging the spreader and then coming out in a rush in one spot. In those spots the grass was killed. I could have tried clearing those areas and starting over but since I put in the original lawn the county has jacked up the price of water supposedly due to a drought several years ago. Well the drought is long gone but the high water prices have remained.

It would cost me a fortune in water bills to bring in a new lawn now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

29 It was warm and dry for 6-8 weeks, unusually warm for spring. Now two days of rain and the rain forest has exploded with green growing things.

I'm not sure I can get the mower deck off the lawn tractor. Every year it gets more difficult. Every year I say that I can't keep doing it. But I'm not going to the old folks home without a fight.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 26, 2018 06:13 AM (roQNm)

30 Madhouse is right. I had a doctor's appointment yesterday. What a mistake that was. I didn't even think about it when I made the appointment. Bad enough it was on a Friday, but the Friday before a holiday weekend was myopic.
Three different times yesterday I had a driver drift into my lane on I-75. And not just a little bit either! I literally had to go onto the shoulder of the road to avoid a collision!!!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 26, 2018 06:14 AM (rdl6o)

31 I thought we were promised no new threads though the weekend?

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:16 AM (aC6Sd)

32 Just new threads not comments

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:21 AM (aC6Sd)

33 Joey "Window Licker" Biden trash talks PDT about populism. Has Plugs ever made a speech not couched in populism, claiming to know what "real" Americans want?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 26, 2018 06:26 AM (rdl6o)

34 If you're driving the Beeline Highway this morning, don't forget to wave. Some of are working this weekend.

Posted by: dr kill at May 26, 2018 06:27 AM (Jj+59)

35 Cannot sleep.
Morning everyone.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2018 06:28 AM (C8I+y)

36 I have bad luck with Memorial Day. Staying home as much as humanly possible.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 26, 2018 06:30 AM (R9+0K)

37 Good morning all. Thank you, Vic.

Gonna more the lawn and get muh hair did. Not in that order.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 06:31 AM (y87Qq)

38 Mow. Mow the lawn.

Or more, whatever, IDGAF.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 06:33 AM (y87Qq)

39 12 O'clock High is on TCM now, a oldey but a goody

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:35 AM (aC6Sd)

40 24 Who cares if the grass if a foot tall and growing taller by the hour
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 26, 2018 06:03 AM (roQNm)

That sounds like the start of a nice poem.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 06:36 AM (0bRDi)

41
I use Bayer 'All in One Lawn Weed and Crabgrass killer'. You hook your garden hose up to it and spray it where needed. Slow but steady kill rate near 100%. Best used early in season when crabgrass is just germinating. In other words, right now.

Fertilizer -- I use Milorganite. It's tough to over-apply and burn anything up. Slow dissolve, no need to water it in after applying. Smells like shit, because it used to be actual shit.

That's my garden tips for today.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 26, 2018 06:38 AM (LOgQ4)

42 32 Just new threads not comments
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:21 AM (aC6Sd)

I think we were being teased.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 06:39 AM (0bRDi)

43 Waiting and watching Big Al move north. 24 years ago Al The Elder came ashore on a very similar track and stalled. Something like 26 inches of rain in 24 hours just north of here. The flood it caused was epic. Unless you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it.

The Flint river is normally about 100 yds wide at it's widest and slow moving. In places it was over three miles wide.

Shocking doesn't begin to describe what happened. I actually saw water flowing uphill. The flood covered an area in Ga larger than Mass and RI combined.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 06:41 AM (orE2c)

44 On our way to Hilton Head today. Traffic is okay so far but we are still in TN.

Posted by: Jmel at May 26, 2018 06:42 AM (RAPdp)

45 Who cares if the grass is a foot tall
Growing taller by the hour
There is cold beer I saw
In the refrigerator tower

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:42 AM (aC6Sd)

46 I think we were being teased.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 06:39 AM (0bRDi)

No, they were serious, until WeirdDave gave us the ONT (dayenu). Now he's changed to a rock with buzzards eating his liver for eternity or something.

Totally worth it.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 06:43 AM (y87Qq)

47 The flood of 94 in one picture.

https://tinyurl.com/y9zrvsuk

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 06:45 AM (orE2c)

48 Max Verstappen hit the wall, Nelson Piquet famously said driving in Monaco was like riding a bicycle around his bathroom.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:45 AM (aC6Sd)

49 I will never replace Muldoon

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:46 AM (aC6Sd)

50 That sounds like the start of a nice poem.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 06:36 AM (0bRDi)

"My Baby Hates Yardwork": Vaughan or Fitzgerald, who did it better? Go!

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 06:48 AM (y87Qq)

51

Up, dogs let out and exercised, morning coffee made, morning prayers said. I have time to work on my music before the tasks, duties and chores begin. Another Saturday morning at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 06:48 AM (BRQ+4)

52 thinking that kankles massive bracing hidden by the winter coat, stops the writhing. Huntington's disease is progressing?

Posted by: rod of correction at May 26, 2018 06:49 AM (WX+x0)

53 I'm expecting Red Bull to do well, if they can stay away from the barriers. Chances are there will be a safety car in the race and that can throw a wrench in the works.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:50 AM (aC6Sd)

54 Baltimore Sun deputy page editor feels sorry for the midshipmen who had to listen to Trump.
Just tune him out, and your life will be much happier.
Now if it had been Hillary, what joy their would be at the the U.S. Naval Academy. (I added that, but that is what the article says)

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 06:50 AM (WMfT/)

55 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 26, 2018 06:50 AM (KCxzN)

56 I'm having to "mow" a bunch of the yard with a weed eater since the hogs did so much damage last fall.

I bought a cheap Homelite weed eater and have been amazed at how well that thing cuts.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 26, 2018 06:51 AM (UvNcz)

57 19
Here's why I do not put any kind of stickers on my car. Thieves in NC are targeting cars with NRA stickers on them to look for guns to steal.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

I only have a Kid Rock for Senate sticker on my truck. He's not running but we need to get rid of Dummy Stabenow.

Posted by: clutch at May 26, 2018 06:54 AM (A+DfL)

58 Melissa McCarthy has made an obscene R rated muppet movie.

"What Happens When You're Too Fat For Porn," Alex?

Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant at May 26, 2018 06:55 AM (oVJmc)

59 I have a Homelite since 1996 I think,, anyway still worked great last year but need to get it started this year.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 06:57 AM (aC6Sd)

60 >>> The flood covered an area in Ga larger than Mass and RI combined.

RI is a 'tiny' state, but I wouldn't want to paddle a canoe across it.

Posted by: fluffy at May 26, 2018 06:57 AM (cHbmY)

61 Word of advice: Stay off the highways as much as possible this weekend. It's a madhouse out there.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

Unfortunately I work all weekend. I didn't have any problems yesterday but I still have to go in tonight and tomorrow night. DC is going to be stuffed to the gills with tourists and motorcyclists for Memorial Day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2018 06:57 AM (XLr93)

62 Fertilizer -- I use Milorganite. It's tough to over-apply and burn anything up. Slow dissolve, no need to water it in after applying. Smells like shit, because it used to be actual shit.

That's my garden tips for today.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 26, 2018 06:38 AM (LOgQ4)
Yep, it greens my lawn up like crazy and it is easily the least expensive stuff out there.

Posted by: clutch at May 26, 2018 06:57 AM (A+DfL)

63 Its about time for my brother from GA to call. So I think I will fix me a libation and move to the rocking chair. May BBL.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

64 Now if it had been Hillary, what joy their would be at the the U.S. Naval Academy.

She's too busy running for CEO of Farcebook.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 26, 2018 06:59 AM (3C9q2)

65 I don't know about anywhere else but make no mistake, the Ga state patrol is out in force and they are open for business.

Haul ass through Ga this weekend if you want to but they're looking for you.

Consider this your friendly flunky psa for the year.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:00 AM (orE2c)

66 Vic! Or, rather, (((Vic)))

Been missing you.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:00 AM (f/ass)

67 Don't like mowing so much? Use Dutch white clover. Used to be in every bag of grass seed, until the lawn nazis decided only grass should be in a lawn.
Supposedly, a pure stand will yield 800#'s of honey per acre!

Posted by: MarkY at May 26, 2018 07:00 AM (JbTDu)

68 12 O'clock High is really a fantastic movie and probably falls in my top 10 war movies

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 07:01 AM (aC6Sd)

69 Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 06:45 AM (orE2c)

At first I thought you were talking about the one in MI. My FiL had a place on the Flint River in GA. Isn't that one of the rivers that flows to the gulf and is so low that the oyster beds are suffering ?

Posted by: clutch at May 26, 2018 07:01 AM (A+DfL)

70 Posted by: clutch at May 26, 2018 07:01 AM (A+DfL)

Yes. It drains into the gulf. Its no longer "low". We had a prolonged drought in Ga and Atl drinks the Chattahoochee. That's what hurt the oyster beds.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:04 AM (orE2c)

71 My nephew who lives just outside of Chicago has removed his NRA plate from his car, probably a wise decision. He did it when he moved their from PA.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 07:06 AM (WMfT/)

72 52 thinking that kankles massive bracing hidden by the winter coat, stops the writhing. Huntington's disease is progressing?
Posted by: rod of correction at May 26, 2018 06:49 AM (WX+x0)

It is an exoskeleton robot that carries her rotting body around

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

73 This is school's out and high school graduation weekend here and the kids are driving like loons too. Stay inside until at least tomorrow.

Posted by: Lester at May 26, 2018 07:07 AM (LfJIn)

74 Fertilizer -- I use Milorganite. It's tough to over-apply and burn anything up. Slow dissolve, no need to water it in after applying. Smells like shit, because it used to be actual shit.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 26, 2018 06:38 AM (LOgQ4)

How about just regular manure, no chemicals? $1.99 a bag at Loews. Anyway I gave up caring about weeds or crabgrass some time ago. As long as its green and it grows, I'm fine.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 26, 2018 07:08 AM (H8QX8)

75 65 I don't know about anywhere else but make no mistake, the Ga state patrol is out in force and they are open for business.

Haul ass through Ga this weekend if you want to but they're looking for you.

Consider this your friendly flunky psa for the year.
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:00 AM (orE2c)

Very evil that our police force cannot defend schools and churches but can ride up and down the hiways writing tickets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

76 Maybe it's her evil being tring to seperate

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 07:10 AM (aC6Sd)

77 Opened a new tab on my device to get to the hq and the news articles shown automatically (NBC, CBS, etc., no preferences set for source or content) showed, no sh*t right in a row:

1 - Publix suspends campaign donations after Parkland survivors stage die in

2 - hero teacher tackles gunman

3 - two Oklahoma patrons rush to cars to retrieve guns before stopping attacker (armed?)

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I think I'll send a screenshot to Publix.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:10 AM (VgKNm)

78 Very evil that our police force cannot defend schools and churches but can ride up and down the hiways writing tickets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

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I get, and support, enforcement of traffic laws. BUT I despise speed traps because I doubt 12 over is the cause of hardly any wrecks. Get out there on the roads and pull people over who are following too closely or passing dangerously.

Speed traps are just lazy quotas and easy income.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:14 AM (VgKNm)

79 but sometimes we must wage war on the roads for a tank of juice...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2018 07:14 AM (vChNs)

80 Have fun and be safe this weekend.

Posted by: JT at May 26, 2018 07:15 AM (/E1vY)

81 52 thinking that kankles massive bracing hidden by the winter coat, stops the writhing. Huntington's disease is progressing?
Posted by: rod of correction at May 26, 2018 06:49 AM (WX+x0)

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maybe it keeps the Strangelove arm in check.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2018 07:15 AM (vChNs)

82 And no, there probably isn't a write-this-many-tickets quota, but I guarantee there is a section on every patrol officer's annual review asking about stops or interacting with drivers to enforce the law.

That's a quota.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:16 AM (VgKNm)

83 Melissa McCarthy has made an obscene R rated muppet movie. Sesame Street says no you don't and is suing.

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Beaker plays the Gimp

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 26, 2018 07:17 AM (vChNs)

84 That's a quota.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:16 AM (VgKNm)

It's not a quota! It's a mandatory suggestion. duh

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:17 AM (orE2c)

85 He be livin rent free in their heads
Instead of upholding every citizens right to kneel, the owners showed their bellies to the orange-hued occupant of the Oval Office and his sycophantic enablers, praying that their prostration would keep the money flowing. Instead of standing up for whats right, they chose to snivel at the feet of a petty tyrant.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

86 Someone please tell me why I bought a lake home without checking the traffic from May to October. Went 20 miles yesterday and the roads were packed with boats shoving pickup trucks.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:21 AM (f/ass)

87 Morning Horde!

Have the grandchildren this weekend. Parental units had them three days in a row and are just *done*.

Poor kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2018 07:23 AM (9rIkM)

88 WHOTHEHELL assigned me this hash?

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:23 AM (f/ass)

89 47 The flood of 94 in one picture.

https://tinyurl.com/y9zrvsuk
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 06:45 AM (orE2c)

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We were living in Tifton (where the ex-ex is from) at the time, after having moved from HI the year before.

Remember that flood quite well.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 07:25 AM (/NSUP)

90 >>88
WHOTHEHELL assigned me this hash?

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:23 AM (f/ass)

Ahoy Sailor!

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 26, 2018 07:25 AM (r9UYA)

91 88 WHOTHEHELL assigned me this hash?
Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:23 AM (f/ass)

That is awesome!

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:26 AM (orE2c)

92 Comey tells Conan OBrien!!

I did not even read the rest of the article to know it was just one big fukn lie. Going on late night to tell your story is jumping the shark in a thing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

93 88 WHOTHEHELL assigned me this hash?
_________________

I dunno, but I like it and want to photograph it!

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 26, 2018 07:26 AM (fqUgw)

94 Now I'm really pissed. I have to move heaven and earth to get a post up here, only to be assaulted by a snarky hash referring to my weight.

<slinks off to the coffee pot>

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:27 AM (f/ass)

95 Someone please tell me why I bought a lake home without checking the traffic from May to October. Went 20 miles yesterday and the roads were packed with boats shoving pickup trucks.
Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:21 AM (f/ass)
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Are you married? If so, you can always blame the spouse! (nice hash, btw)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 26, 2018 07:27 AM (+F0Wk)

96 Now I'm really pissed. I have to move heaven and earth to get a post up here, only to be assaulted by a snarky hash referring to my weight.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:27 AM (f/ass)

Don't forget the honey bun Slim.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:28 AM (orE2c)

97 Went 20 miles yesterday and the roads were packed with boats shoving pickup trucks.
Posted by: creeper

It's always fun being stuck behind an underpowered boat or RV hauler on a two lane road. Damn things can barely do the limit, and when they get to a small hill...

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 07:28 AM (8ikIW)

98 Weinsteins Lawyer: He Didnt Invent The Casting Couch, You Know

He just perfected it

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:28 AM (JFO2v)

99 I'd bet you would never, never see anything in the news about Hillary wearing a winter coat and scarf in the summer. Or it would be passed off as the latest Paris fashion she is wearing.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 07:28 AM (WMfT/)

100 WHOTHEHELL assigned me this hash?

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:23 AM (f/ass)

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Hahahahaha!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 07:29 AM (/NSUP)

101 99 I'd bet you would never, never see anything in the news about Hillary wearing a winter coat and scarf in the summer. Or it would be passed off as the latest Paris fashion she is wearing.
Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 07:28 AM (WMfT/)

She prolly half machine under that coat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

102 Saw a clip of Trump! addressing the graduating Navy class. All of those people in uniform on a football field and no one takes a knee?

What's wrong with todays utes?

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

103 I saw that Weinstien lawyer quote yesterday.

If he wants to defend Harvey the ficus lover by damning all of Hollywood we are going to need more popcorn.

Posted by: Big V at May 26, 2018 07:31 AM (ZvLtE)

104 No One@95

Not married. Three was enough.

Glad you like the hash. I'll ask Pixy to let you have it.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:31 AM (f/ass)

105

Now streaming and recording for the AoSHQ playlist the Polish Fantasy by Ignaz Paderewski.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 07:31 AM (BRQ+4)

106 Melissa McCarthy has made an obscene R rated muppet movie.

Interesting, I found references to this being touted in 2012, attached to Katherine Heigl.

If it took this long to get made, and is now starring McCarthy, it sounds like a dog of an idea.

Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant at May 26, 2018 07:34 AM (oVJmc)

107 Random question for anyone in the know...
What browser do most of y'all use? I don't know which ones are even out there. I'm still using explorere (or is it Netscape

Posted by: TheMissusInTX at May 26, 2018 07:35 AM (hN2IB)

108 Who knew Pixy had a funny bone?

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 07:36 AM (aC6Sd)

109 What browser do most of y'all use? I don't know which ones are even out there. I'm still using explorere (or is it Netscape
Posted by: TheMissusInTX

I've been using Brave for a while now.

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 07:37 AM (8ikIW)

110 You all must remember the first few days after you graduated from HS. Dads car, radio, freedom, and no money except what was in those presents which you will never wear. We actually got together (for the last time as a class) and had a party at a local restaurant/bar. Had some beer because they weren't as strict as they are now. And I believe the drinking age was 18 at the time.A lot of water has passed under the bridge since!

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 07:37 AM (WMfT/)

111 What browser do most of y'all use?
Posted by: TheMissusInTX at May 26, 2018 07:35 AM (hN2IB)

Netscape Communicator 3.04.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 07:38 AM (y87Qq)

112 Random question for anyone in the know...
What browser do most of y'all use? I don't know which ones are even out there. I'm still using explorere (or is it Netscape
Posted by: TheMissusInTX at May 26, 2018 07:35 AM (hN2IB)

Chrome. Yeah yeah. I know. But but Goog! eleventy! At this point, ya'll do realize it doesn't matter anyway right?

Explorer is just brutal. ymmv

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:38 AM (orE2c)

113 Browser:

Firefox ESR release. It's the one for schools and businesses that don't want or need constant bleeding edge tech updates. The advantage of ESR is that the good add ons keep working. Noscript, ublock origin, downthemall, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:38 AM (VgKNm)

114 I use Brave.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 07:39 AM (KklUr)

115 I blame the hamsters.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 26, 2018 07:39 AM (2yngH)

116 People are like lemmings.

They hear the word "holiday" and they feel compelled to hit the road going nowhere fast and for no good reason.

Too many hoes, heifers, heehaws and hula hoops out there.

Stay home, stay safe.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2018 07:39 AM (EoRCO)

117 Yes-I loathe explorer. But I'm at that point where I'm gonna yell at the kids to program my vcr.
I don't want to be that person! So I'm trying to learn and catch up on the cool technology!

Posted by: TheMissusInTX at May 26, 2018 07:40 AM (hN2IB)

118 Skip, Pixy's sense of humor where I'm concerned seems to know no bounds. Thamk dog for the Horde. Ya'll more than make up for Pixy's idiosyncrasies.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:40 AM (f/ass)

119 While doing your morning non horde surfing, check out the top story on the Twitch. The school teacher/ex football player.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:41 AM (orE2c)

120 I use Chrome for most sites, Dolphin for here, also use Saturn ( if that is what its called) really like that but it is as slow as dial up as its constantly waiting for responce that the other two don't.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 07:41 AM (aC6Sd)

121 F'real tho, Brave or Safari on mobile, Chrome on desktop. Sometimes FF or Safari on desktop if I need to check rendering or to log into a different profile. Chrome just has really good developer tools.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 07:42 AM (y87Qq)

122 I blame the hamsters.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 26, 2018 07:39 AM (2yngH)
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I don't think creeper deserves that hash, but I thank you devoutly for not assigning it to me.

Posted by: bluebell at May 26, 2018 07:42 AM (oMtOd)

123 You eouldn't believe how self-entitled the driving is in Marin County.

Turn signal? Pish posh! Those are for the hoi polloi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2018 07:43 AM (EZebt)

124 Hello my pretties.

Glad I took yesterday off; lovely weather. Today and tomorrow will be hot and muggy and by Monday it'll be 95 degrees. Where's my balmy spring?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 07:43 AM (qJtVm)

125 Looks like about two more hours of clear skies before Big Al roles in. The next couple of days are going to be interesting around here.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:43 AM (orE2c)

126 Out of 1,073,741,824 possible hashes, it somehow picked that one....

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 26, 2018 07:44 AM (2yngH)

127 Turn signal? Pish posh! Those are for the hoi polloi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2018 07:43 AM (EZebt)
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My husband says people in Boston don't use their turn signals, because that would be interpreted by the person behind them as thus: "That asshole is going to cut me off and he has the nerve to tell me about it."

Posted by: bluebell at May 26, 2018 07:45 AM (oMtOd)

128 I picture it like the WWII German Enigma code machine, 5 hamsters on wheels spin and a code comes out.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 07:45 AM (aC6Sd)

129 Out of 1,073,741,824 possible hashes, it somehow picked that one....
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 26, 2018 07:44 AM (2yngH)
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Hey, creeper! Pixy says you're one in a billion!

Posted by: bluebell at May 26, 2018 07:46 AM (oMtOd)

130 I think my hash was Einstein's original theory. He just couldn't make the math work.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 07:46 AM (orE2c)

131 I picture it like the WWII German Enigma code machine, 5 hamsters on wheels spin and a code comes out.
Posted by: Skip

And one of the hamsters is running the wrong way

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

132 Best man/muppet mashup was "Smile Time" on Angel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8NeBVvgoM8

"You're a wee little puppet man!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 07:46 AM (qJtVm)

133 What browser do most of y'all use? I don't know which ones are even out there. I'm still using explorere (or is it Netscape

Posted by: TheMissusInTX

Firefox version 45.0.2. with Windows 8.1. Updates turned off. Newer versions (above 4

prevent certain plug-ins from running and I need them for some applications.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 26, 2018 07:47 AM (9YBqo)

134 Hay, Pixy...
They've been running fiberoptic on the hill this past week. Looks like I can get rid of HughesNet soon.

But I'm serving you notice...if that doesn't work and you keep rejecting my desktop posts I am going to be one pissed-off 'Ette.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:47 AM (f/ass)

135 Best man/muppet mashup was "Smile Time" on Angel:
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 07:46 AM (qJtVm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNomhZFaWWI

?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 07:48 AM (y87Qq)

136 That asshole is going to cut me off and he has the nerve to tell me about it."

Posted by: bluebell

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Ha I've driven through Boston exactly once and I know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:48 AM (VgKNm)

137 Wasn't Hillary preaching that Trump had to follow the rules and accept the results of the election no matter how it turned out?

Oh! Wait! That was before the election and before the American Public kicked her to the curb! My bad, never mind!

Posted by: JB1000 at May 26, 2018 07:48 AM (ECkAC)

138 Trump says Chicago police have every right to protest against Rahm Emanuel.

http://tinyurl.com/ydx4njog
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

Tiny Dancer's house is surrounded by police around the clock. If they want to show their displeasure they shouldn't show up one day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 26, 2018 07:48 AM (SiINZ)

139 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 07:49 AM (hyuyC)

140 Bluebell!!! G'morning and thsnk you for a spirited defense. The scale said 122 half an hour ago, so Pixy csn just stuff his snarky hash.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:50 AM (f/ass)

141 Top o'the morning people and pets of people. Another glorious rainy day here in the Upstate of SC. Thankfully got my acre of weeds mowed right before the rain hit this past Wednesday.

Today the agenda is getting all my stuff ready for my next job. Pick up my one way car rental to drive to Charlotte, (Coca Cola 600 weekend) tomorrow morning and pick up my company truck and trailer. Then proceed to Indianapolis, ( Indy 500 weekend) and find my new home for the next three weeks. I think I'm gonna be a wreck come Sunday night. Hope there's a good bar close to my hotel.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 07:51 AM (R5lpX)

142 French President Emmanuel Macron on Friday spoke out against the relocation of the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem, saying it was the wrong move.

Macron made the remarks at the International Economic Forum in St. Petersburg, Russia, where he met Russian President Vladimir Putin

Ah hey froggie your wrong. Dead wrong.
But ya really think making that asshole pronouncement in RUSSIA was a good idea idiot?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2018 07:51 AM (SjImc)

143 The scale said 122 half an hour ago, so Pixy csn just stuff his snarky hash.
Posted by: creeper

...Checks scale...someone set it to kilos...CRAP!!!

I keed I keed

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 07:52 AM (8ikIW)

144 Today and tomorrow will be hot and muggy and by Monday it'll be 95 degrees. Where's my balmy spring?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 07:43 AM (qJtVm)
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Really? Come over the bridge - it's only supposed to get to 78 here on Monday. But thunderstorms every afternoon and evening this weekend.

Posted by: bluebell at May 26, 2018 07:53 AM (oMtOd)

145 Ah hey froggie your wrong. Dead wrong.
But ya really think making that asshole pronouncement in RUSSIA was a good idea idiot?
__________________

Oui, but I also thought marrying my grandma was a good idea too, so what do I know?

Posted by: Emanual Macron at May 26, 2018 07:53 AM (fqUgw)

146 Man hid SIX phones inside his bottom before deliberately getting arrested scaling the security fence surrounding Jerusalem so he could hand them to prison inmates

Dude that is what prison cakes are for

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:54 AM (JFO2v)

147 I guess it's all Albertos fault. We've got 90's for highs the next few days here in No Ill. Memorial Day weekend is always a crapshoot. I remember some of them, when we were camping, would be highs of 55 and drizzle all weekend long.

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 07:55 AM (8ikIW)

148 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 26, 2018 07:55 AM (gNteG)

149 126 Out of 1,073,741,824 possible hashes, it somehow picked that one....
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 26, 2018 07:44 AM (2yngH)

So when I got the hash GONER on 2 seperate occasions, the matrix and along with death is definitely sending me a message.

Posted by: It's Barry! at May 26, 2018 07:56 AM (Tf/vJ)

150 creeper, only 122? Good grief lady, have a donut!

All right, I'm going to take my f/ass down to the basement for some exercise. You all have a nice weekend.

Posted by: bluebell at May 26, 2018 07:56 AM (oMtOd)

151 Man hid SIX phones inside his bottom before deliberately getting arrested scaling the security fence surrounding Jerusalem so he could hand them to prison inmates

Is that instead of people in a phone booth? Those goofy fraternity pranks.

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 07:56 AM (8ikIW)

152 prison cakes
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 07:54 AM (JFO2v)

Please don't post my nickname, thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 07:57 AM (y87Qq)

153 lol bluebell

Have fun

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 07:57 AM (KklUr)

154 Best man/muppet mashup was "Smile Time" on Angel:

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I've been becoming slowly addicted to the movies reimagined as musicals. Some of them are really, really great. Robocop (Murphy, It's You) and John Carpenter's The Thing come to mind. The guy does a great Sinatra:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=8faq5amdK30

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:57 AM (VgKNm)

155 (elbows Bruce in the ribs)

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 07:58 AM (f/ass)

156 I thought Vlad supported the embassy move.

Posted by: It's Barry! at May 26, 2018 07:58 AM (Tf/vJ)

157
Restored water to summer place yesterday after completing PVC repairs because of leaks. Now begins the weeding and border timbers laying in of our garden beds.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2018 07:58 AM (NoLse)

158 Thanks, Vic, for the VNN

Say, that Andrew Sullivan article is a hoot. Who knew that Fredo Dogeater was such a fiscal disciplinarian?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 07:58 AM (+Tibp)

159 bluebell, take this hash with you, pleasr.

Posted by: creeper at May 26, 2018 08:00 AM (f/ass)

160 If its that hot in Chicago...."It should be a hot time in the old town tonight".

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:01 AM (WMfT/)

161 I've been becoming slowly addicted to the movies reimagined as musicals.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 07:57 AM (VgKNm)

Same, but trailers for a completely different movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA

There's also one that casts West Side Story as a zombie flick.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 08:01 AM (y87Qq)

162 Vic, thank you for the links.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:01 AM (hyuyC)

163 Chief Art Acevedo
Lastly, I will not respond any further to you on any platform outside of a legal process. Be on notice that we will be watching and will do our talking in a court of Law if the need arises. Good day.

Chief you just fukn lost! You are a bity city cop and cant even fight a 120 lb woman. Got change your panties and write some speeding tickets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:01 AM (JFO2v)

164 ?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 07:48 AM (y87Qq)
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Genius. Genius!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 08:02 AM (qJtVm)

165 AHE!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 08:02 AM (KklUr)

166 I'm going all in...embracing the suck. Wotthehell.

Posted by: f/ass at May 26, 2018 08:02 AM (f/ass)

167 Hot night in Detroit...A video made while traveling around the city. A black girt flipping up her short, short skirt to show her wears on the street corner. Damn. living in a suburban area of a small town is sure boring.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:04 AM (WMfT/)

168
f/ass

"What is frequency divided by ass? I'll take Einstein's Lesser Known Formulas for $300, Alex."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2018 08:05 AM (NoLse)

169 Creeper. Lordy, what happened to your hash?

Pixy Misa commented on it?

It's a blessed hash!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:05 AM (hyuyC)

170 My hash is special too.

What better description of how San Franciscans support their "lifestyle?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2018 08:06 AM (EZebt)

171 What is MechaHillary suffering from? I've read Parkinson's maybe.

Her symptoms seem to be uncontrollable coughing fits, googly eyes, maybe seizures, allergies to stairs and now something to do with her back.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:06 AM (+Tibp)

172 "What is frequency divided by ass? I'll take Einstein's Lesser Known Formulas for $300, Alex."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2018 08:05 AM (NoLse)

Consider a spherical, perfectly reflective, frictionless ass of one meter diameter in a vacuum...

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 08:07 AM (y87Qq)

173 Her symptoms seem to be uncontrollable coughing fits, googly eyes, maybe seizures, allergies to stairs and now something to do with her back.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:06 AM (+Tibp)

maybe a bollard?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:08 AM (JFO2v)

174 Thanks, Salltltylt.

Ugh. Hurry, fiberoptic. My ass is not fat but my fingers sure are.

Posted by: f/ass at May 26, 2018 08:08 AM (f/ass)

175 Blutarski-esque 0.0

You forgot the hatred of mankind, even if they give her palettes of cash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:08 AM (hyuyC)

176 41
I use Bayer 'All in One Lawn Weed and Crabgrass killer'. You hook your garden hose up to it and spray it where needed. Slow but steady kill rate near 100%. Best used early in season when crabgrass is just germinating. In other words, right now.

Fertilizer -- I use Milorganite. It's tough to over-apply and burn anything up. Slow dissolve, no need to water it in after applying. Smells like shit, because it used to be actual shit.

That's my garden tips for today.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 26, 2018 06:38 AM (LOgQ4)

I use spectracide every few weeks - does fine job.

But the time time to first lays down crabgrass preventer (at least here in SE VA) was 2 months ago. I usually do it twice, Feb and late April/early May.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM (2kiKp)

177 hogmartin

I was told there would be no heat transfer equations on this blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM (hyuyC)

178 Is it possible there are pictures floating around the web that got into the matrix?

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM (aC6Sd)

179 SMH!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM (qJtVm)

180 f is usually focal length

f/ass is best focal length to capture ass in pic without to much background

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

181 Her symptoms seem to be uncontrollable coughing
fits, googly eyes, maybe seizures, allergies to stairs and now something
to do with her back.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:06 AM (+Tibp)

No way can I see her running in 2020. (She will be busy running Facebook) Maybe Nancy Pelosi can take over and run...That would be even more fun.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:10 AM (WMfT/)

182 I've got deck cleaning on the menu this AM before it gets to hot. I did it 2 weeks ago with the power washer to get all of the winter crud off of it. Then the pollens from hell struck...and stuck. A simple hose rinse won't remove it, so I get to hook up the PW again. Not a big deal, I just hate to redo work.

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:10 AM (8ikIW)

183 LOL @ creeper's hash.

Just imagine f means fine.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 26, 2018 08:11 AM (hMwEB)

184 182 I've got deck cleaning on the menu this AM before it gets to hot. I did it 2 weeks ago with the power washer to get all of the winter crud off of it. Then the pollens from hell struck...and stuck. A simple hose rinse won't remove it, so I get to hook up the PW again. Not a big deal, I just hate to redo work.
Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:10 AM (8ikIW)

That Behr deck paint is real nice

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

185 My only chore left to do today is hook up the new tank to the grill for my going away dinner of a 2" thick ribeye, taters and veggies.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 08:12 AM (R5lpX)

186 166 I'm going all in...embracing the suck. Wotthehell.
Posted by: f/ass at May 26, 2018 08:02 AM (f/ass)

---

I'm trying to keep the laughter, creeper, down to a minimum.

You are not helping.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 08:13 AM (KklUr)

187 171 What is MechaHillary suffering from? I've read Parkinson's maybe.

Her symptoms seem to be uncontrollable coughing fits, googly eyes, maybe seizures, allergies to stairs and now something to do with her back.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:06 AM (+Tibp)

She has the Kuru.

Posted by: It's Barry! at May 26, 2018 08:13 AM (Tf/vJ)

188 Joy Reid
President Obama deeply believed in America's institutions as the nation's chief executive.

Defending Bhussein for NOT pardoning Jack Johnson

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:13 AM (JFO2v)

189 That Behr deck paint is real nice
Posted by: rhennigantx

Could be, but it's a Trex deck. It might void the warranty!
I'm just cleaning off the stuck on crud to make it look nice again, and I'm not tracking it into the house

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:13 AM (8ikIW)

190 I bought gas at a American Indian gas station last night, saw no signs of Liar Watcha anywhere. Of course I realize she isn't a Seneca tribe member.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:14 AM (WMfT/)

191 My only chore left to do today is hook up the new tank to the grill for my going away dinner of a 2" thick ribeye, taters and veggies.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

Mmmmmm... Ribeye....

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:14 AM (8ikIW)

192 @106

Hollywood has decided that Melissa McCarthy is funny so they are shoving her into every possible vehicle they can.

They are also trying to shove Kate McKinnon into everything.

Two unfunny twats.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 26, 2018 08:15 AM (UfMVm)

193 /ass is best focal length to capture ass in pic without to much background
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

Unless you're taking a pic of a Kardashian...then you haven't got enough focal length.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 08:15 AM (R5lpX)

194 Heya Kreplach!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 08:15 AM (KklUr)

195 Hollywood has decided that Melissa McCarthy is funny so they are shoving her into every possible vehicle they can.

I thought she was funny in the early Mike and Mollys. The they decided she was to be a fat unfunny reincarnation of Lucy. They still think that

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:16 AM (8ikIW)

196 I was told there would be no heat transfer equations on this blog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM (hyuyC)

Oh, no physics, just Consider The Ass.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 08:17 AM (y87Qq)

197
Two unfunny twats...
Posted by: Kreplach at May 26, 2018 08:15 AM (UfMVm)

...walk into a bar...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2018 08:17 AM (NoLse)

198 SMH - Get right or get left

I was telling my wife about your thrilling turn-around. We are both sending prayers ascending for your future happiness. And if there is a Conga line at the wedding, I'll join it in spirit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:18 AM (hyuyC)

199 @194

Oh hi too you

Posted by: Kreplach at May 26, 2018 08:18 AM (UfMVm)

200 over at the daily star
Five things that should NEVER touch your vagina

Harvey, Bill, Morgan, Carlos Danger, and Steve.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

201 Oh, no physics, just Consider The Ass.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 08:17 AM (y87Qq)

Speaking of ass, I went to my urology doctor Wed. Man he is good, he does the prostate exam with precision. Just think how many he probably had done already by the time I saw him...

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:20 AM (WMfT/)

202 Five things that should NEVER touch your vagina
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

#4 WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 08:22 AM (y87Qq)

203 Just think how many he probably had done already by the time I saw him...
Posted by: Colin

With that same glove.

Waste not want not

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:22 AM (8ikIW)

204 Macron made the remarks ... in St. Petersburg, Russia...

Ah hey froggie your wrong. Dead wrong.
But ya really think making that asshole pronouncement in RUSSIA was a good idea idiot?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2018 07:51 AM (SjImc)

ZOMG!!!! Russian collusion!!!!!Eleventy!!!!

Oh, it was a EUtopian? .... nevermind.

Posted by: American MFM Lefty Stooge at May 26, 2018 08:22 AM (5Yee7)

205 Speaking of ass, I went to my urology doctor Wed. Man he is good, he does the prostate exam with precision. Just think how many he probably had done already by the time I saw him...
Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:20 AM (WMfT/)

Whenever I go for one of those, I always bring a gift certificate to a nice restaurant and a dozen roses.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 08:23 AM (R5lpX)

206 201 Speaking of ass, I went to my urology doctor Wed. Man he is good

I do not think that came out right

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

207 Whenever I go for one of those, I always bring a gift certificate to a nice restaurant and a dozen roses.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

Last time I went he had a hand on each of my shoulders.

Is that wrong? It seemed wrong

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:24 AM (8ikIW)

208 Loved the twitter thread (whatever it's called) on the Rex Vallachorum guy in last night's ONT. The only thing he missed in the "storytelling" on the wonders of socialism were to follow the description of the miserable existence of the people with that of their rulers. Comparing the peasant-like clawing and scraping for every human need with the elite, who live like kings, have great wealth and power and want for nothing.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 26, 2018 08:24 AM (mQ0Mc)

209 Thanks Salty Dawg

Still getting used to it, heh.

Conga line will be unlikely...mostly folk music and tie-dyed shirts...

My youngest daughter is a budding musician, so...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 08:24 AM (KklUr)

210 I haven't seen 122 since I was 12 years old. sheesh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2018 08:24 AM (V2Yro)

211 Glad you're getting s laugh out of it, SMh.

Everything good with you?

Posted by: f/ass at May 26, 2018 08:25 AM (f/ass)

212 Fertilizer -- I use Milorganite. It's tough to over-apply and burn anything up. Slow dissolve, no need to water it in after applying. Smells like shit, because it used to be actual shit.

Milorganite stands for "Milwaukee Organic Nitrogen". I drive right by the plant 4-5 days per week and, yes, it does smell like shit.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 26, 2018 08:25 AM (2WfB0)

213
I have a good friend in Washington DC, who is in the know about these things and he tells that the thing that the bulky coats are hiding on Hillary!'s back is-

a large tick. I mean really large. A YUUUGE example of the order Ixodida. Like 33 lbs of tick.

Apparently, it attached itself years ago and has merged with Hillary! to form HillarTick. though it prefer the name, Daisy Longsucking.

They can't remove the tick because Hillary!'s blood supply is now 98% Lyme Disease Virus.

The Tick is said to be the dominant personality of HillarTick, which explains a lot.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 08:25 AM (9q7Dl)

214 f is usually focal length

This is a smart photography blog.

f is a measure of aperture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 26, 2018 08:25 AM (fuK7c)

215 ♪ The best part of waking up / is fingers in your butt... ♬

Gonna go get muh hair did, have a great day everybody.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 08:26 AM (y87Qq)

216 The school teacher that took down the student saved a bunch of lives yesterday. Happened in a school in a northern suburb of my town (Indy). Quick thinking and bravery. We need more of that in our schools. Thanks be to Our Lord that he and the young lady who were both shot are in stable condition. I just want to know how a kid gets into school with two handguns. Let's stop the hand wringing and come up with some positive ways to stop stupid idiots inside a school. Because that's the problem.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 26, 2018 08:26 AM (g32Cf)

217 It's a blessed hash!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:05 AM

If it's Red Flannel.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 26, 2018 08:27 AM (2NqXo)

218 It actually is, creeper.

The g-babies make things interesting to say the least.

'cada: Gammy, read me another story.

Gammy: Already read three. Time to go to sleep.

'cada: But Gammy, don't go! I'll eat you up, I love you so!

So, yeah, it's a trip, lol.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 26, 2018 08:30 AM (KklUr)

219 Let's stop the hand wringing and come up with some
positive ways to stop stupid idiots inside a school. Because that's the
problem.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 26, 2018 08:26 AM (g32Cf)

And enough of this stupidity of "gun free school" signs.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:30 AM (WMfT/)

220 The school I went to has a sign on the road "This is a drug free zone", Don't mean shit.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:32 AM (WMfT/)

221 And enough of this stupidity of "gun free school" signs.
Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:30 AM (WMfT/)

Personal life rule-if you don't have a metal detector, your "gun free zone" doesn't mean a damned thing to me.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 08:33 AM (orE2c)

222 But the time time to first lays down crabgrass preventer (at least here in SE VA) was 2 months ago. I usually do it twice, Feb and late April/early May.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 26, 2018 08:09 AM
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Crabgrass preventer rule of thumb: must be applied before the blossoms fall from the Forsythia.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 26, 2018 08:33 AM (HiDrR)

223 Geez. Sounds like the gardening thread in here.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2018 08:35 AM (sdi6R)

224 Geez. Sounds like the gardening thread in here.
Posted by: rickl

Speaking of that. Has anyone had good luck with those collapsible garden hoses?
Every hose I buy that is supposed to be kinky(y) resistant, immediately kinks.

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

225 I just want to know how a kid gets into school with two handguns. Let's stop the hand wringing and come up with some positive ways to stop stupid idiots inside a school. Because that's the problem.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 26, 2018 08:26 AM (g32Cf)

I had read a number of years ago that the overwhelming majority of these shootings inside the school buildings occur in suburban schools where the attitude is "Oh, that could NEVER happen here." Compare that to the urban hell-hole schools: shootings don't occur inside the buildings (out in the parking lot in the middle of the night is a different matter) due to the heavy security at the building entrance(s).

The other issue to address is WHY these adolescent males feel so disconnected from their peers that the only perceived solution is to lash out in rage and kill. I have my suspicions: continuing breakdown in the nuclear family, cheapening of life by unquestioning support for all abortions and driving the Judeo-Christian Ethic out of the public sector. Of course, the Lefties don't want that conversation because they're responsible. Therefore, they want to divert attention to inanimate objects rather than the failings of their political philosophy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 26, 2018 08:37 AM (5Yee7)

226 rickl

Because everything is so green. I hope you are doing well, and your smoke-show cheerleading nurses are encouraging you.

Speaking of green, I've got to weed. See you all later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 08:38 AM (hyuyC)

227 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 26, 2018 08:37 AM (5Yee7)

Don't forget how they've f-ed up their brain chemistry to treat the problem of being boys when they were 6,7,8... years old.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 08:40 AM (orE2c)

228 [i[Speaking of green, I've got to weed.

Oh, got to weed. That looked happier at first.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 26, 2018 08:40 AM (fuK7c)

229 Speaking of that. Has anyone had good luck with those collapsible garden hoses?
Every hose I buy that is supposed to be kinky(y) resistant, immediately kinks.

Yes, we have several and love them. Never tangle. The only weird thing is they keep forcing water through after you turn them off as they collapse to their original state. But I'd highly recommend them.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 26, 2018 08:41 AM (2WfB0)

230 Oh, no physics, just Consider The Ass.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 08:17 AM

Please clap!

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at May 26, 2018 08:42 AM (DMUuz)

231 Yes, we have several and love them. Never tangle. The only weird thing is they keep forcing water through after you turn them off as they collapse to their original state. But I'd highly recommend them.
Posted by: Pete Seria

Thanks. Any specific brand?

Posted by: Bruce at May 26, 2018 08:43 AM (8ikIW)

232 Don't forget how they've f-ed up their brain chemistry to treat the problem of being boys when they were 6,7,8... years old.
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 08:40 AM (orE2c)

True, but I bet a lot of those cases are happening where the father is not in that boy's life. Boys need a stable father-figure that shows them how to do "man stuff." Boys need to be taught how to channel all that pent-up energy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 26, 2018 08:47 AM (5Yee7)

233 Thanks, NaCly Dog.

Yeah, I've got to mow my own lawn as well. It's hot and humid today, so I'll have to get out there as soon as I finish breakfast. Sunday and Monday will be cooler, but there is some rain in the forecast. So I might as well bite the bullet and get it over with.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2018 08:47 AM (sdi6R)

234 NOOD - news dump

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 26, 2018 08:48 AM (5Yee7)

235 'What's next, veggie chicken?'

Not exactly.

Posted by: Human Chicken Hybrid at May 26, 2018 09:03 AM (UdKB7)

236 This is my understanding of the illegitimacy or Muellers investigation:
The Special Prosecutor Act requires the investigation / prosecution of a crime, thus it presumes a criminal prosecution.

The Mueller investigation is not a criminal investigation, and does not specify a crime to be investigated. It is a Counterintelligence Investigation, a type which is not covered by the Special Prosecutor Act, and thus it has no basis in Law. It is a process of finding any possible crime that can be attributed to a target individual and then prosecuting them. If you wanted a definition a Witch Hunt, this is it.

This is the underpinning of Rosensteins refusal to reveal the charter of the Mueller investigation - it is illegal, and its illegality is being hidden from Congress and the American people, which in itself is a crime. Since AG Sessions is recused, he cannot order Rosenstein to cease this criminal behavior, so Rosenstein is hoist on his own petard, with no controlling authority to point to as having ordered him to commit this crime. He has no way to say * Just following orders * because he is not legitimately acting under anyone elses orders or within any legal framework other than one of his own invention.

The only unrecused authority that he is accountable to is the President, who is politically unable to order him to cease his lawbreaking.

The technical legal term to describe Rosensteins position is * fucked *.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 26, 2018 10:46 AM (WDU9h)

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