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Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry Will Be Disney's Lowest-Earning Soy Wars Entry Yet
Headline thanks to Comics Artist Pro Secrets. If the headline is indecipherable to you, Ethan Van Sciver says that Disney is producing "soy-based entertainment" -- cucked-out movies where all the women are bad-ass and decisive and all the men are ineffectual Pajama Boys and pansexuals -- and he calls their new movie "Solo: A Star Wars Story" "Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry."
Which I think is pretty funny. They're expecting Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry to earn the least money of any Disney Soy-based entertainment. The industry had been expecting, I thin, a $170 million domestic haul over the four-day Memorial Day Weekend (five, really, given that it opened Thursday night), but that had then be reduced to $150 million, and then to $130-$150 million, and then reduced again to $120 million. Some thought that the $120 million was low-balling by Disney so that they could then beat the (lowered) expectations and claim success. If so, that's not going to work: Soylo opened poorly last night and is now on track to make between $105 to $115 million its opening four (five) day weekend. They had hoped it could at least take the title for "Biggest Memorial Day Opening." Memorial Day openings actually aren't all that big, and it's easy to score the record. Pirates of the Caribbean 3: The World's End set the record in 2007, I think, with around $138 million. But they won't claim that prize. Some are calling this fan revolt a "Soycott." (Which I also find amusing.) And it looks like the Soycott is real. Soy Wars has not been popular in China. But Soylo just bombed worst than most in its opening night in China -- only $120,000 for midnight screenings in all of China, a nation of a billion and a half, according to a Chinese film industry analyst. So the worldwide take isn't looking that great, either. Soylo's Rotten Tomato score is at 69% (63% among Top Critics), and falling. (Update: It actually rose a point to 70% overnight. But the Top Critics score fell to 62%.) Bear in mind, Disney arranges for a lot of shill internet "Geek Culture" reviewers to see these movies early to pad the Rotten Tomato ratings with Easy Lay reviews. But as the ratio of shill reviewers to nonshill reviewers declines, the Rotten Tomatoes score goes down. How bad is the movie? It's this bad : Kathleen Kennedy actually dropped the "bombshell" news that she'd hired James Mangold to direct a stand-alone Soy Wars movie Boba Fett on the day that Soylo is premiered. Why would she drop that headline when Soylo is supposed to be the headline? Because she wants to change the headline, obviously. She knows Soylo is bad news and I think she knows for the first time her job is in peril. So she drops this bait to get the shills to squawk about the possibility that a Boba Fett movie coming out three years from now (allegedly) instead of the movie she just dropped in a plop. Here are some reviews: As I already mentioned, Emergency Awesome -- a "geek culture" website you'd expect to be a soft, gentle reviewer for Soy Wars movie -- can only say the film is "just fine," and ranks it among Soy Wars movies lower than any movie except The Phantom Menace. Mr. Sunday Movies, who generally is a lay-up review for Soy Wars movies (he loves The Last Jedi, for example), calls it "unnecessary," "paint by numbers," and "just flat." He ranks it, among Star Wars movies, only above the prequels, and he's not sure it's better than Revenge of the Sith, either. Beyond the Trailer says it's just bad, and features a horribly annoying pure-Social Justice Warrior robot. Just what we needed! And even a female critic is put-off by Kathleen Kennedy's insistence of loading every Soy Wars movies with 90 pound girls who are Super Bad-Ass and can Kick Every Grown Man's ass but have absolutely no personality or memorability. Those two reviews are spoiler-free, but Ethan Van Sciver's does have spoilers. He says it's a disaster and will result in future Soy Wars movie plans being changed/cancelled. Per his review, it's horrible enough that you shouldn't care about spoilers. You can't really spoil a garbage fire. You kinda know how a garbage fire goes. He also notes the "bitchy feminazi SJW robot." He says it's Soy Wars' worst, most SJW, most annoying character yet, beating out Rose Tico for that honor. He also says this is the worst Soy Wars movie apart from The Last Jedi (which he hated). Kathleen Kennedy really has no idea what she's doing. She spent most of her career as an assistant to Steven Spielberg. Now in charge, the only idea she has is to make every 90 pound girl a UFC champion-level badass and make random characters gay (or "pansexual"). She doesn't view these as products meant to entertain an audience, so much as to educate them in the mysterious Ways of The Feminist Force:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 25, 2018 03:59 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 25, 2018 04:00 PM (uDcBt)
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Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2018 04:02 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 25, 2018 04:03 PM (NVmJr)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:03 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 25, 2018 04:04 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2018 04:04 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: rod of correction at May 25, 2018 04:04 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: RI Red at May 25, 2018 04:01 PM (zkOmb)
Who are you trying to kid?
Every moron here would hit any one of them without even thinking about it. Even the "ettes.
That's just who we are.
Posted by: Jwest at May 25, 2018 04:05 PM (/roJx)
Jar Jar Binks blows a big ol' kiss to Kathleen Kennedy!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 04:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:05 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2018 04:06 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Iblis at May 25, 2018 04:06 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2018 04:06 PM (89T5c)
I decided to catch your new Star Wars movie while I was waiting for my uterus to be detailed. I noticed some kind of odd creatures in the background - they were almost human, but didn't appear to be women. What are they? Why are they not all in Bad People Prison?
Please advise,
-hogmartin
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 04:07 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:07 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
#3 is the ugly chick you pal around with to make you look hotter
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2018 04:07 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: T at May 25, 2018 04:08 PM (Vgw1E)
Come on, the planetary alignment of young Harrison Ford and young Billy D. Williams only comes around once a century. These two weren't bad at all.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2018 04:08 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: William J Clinton at May 25, 2018 04:08 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2018 04:08 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:08 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:07 PM (LiyEm)
That is such crap. Talk about just ignoring the entire backstory of Han and Chewie and the Wookiee life-debt.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2018 04:09 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2018 04:09 PM (89T5c)
Sorry, that guy just stinks of friendzone beta boyishness.
And yet another petite, brunette Brit girl that could be a twin of Wray and Jyn.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 04:09 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:10 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Mailman at May 25, 2018 04:10 PM (q3k4w)
also carrie fischer had a british accent, most of the time, at least.
Grace Randolph points out that by featuring a leia clone, this kinda cheapens the Han-Leia relationship by making Leia just a girl who looked like a girl he dated when he was younger.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:11 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2018 04:12 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)
Ugh, yeah, they are all clones of Leia, but with 21st century Buffy TVS realness!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 04:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 04:13 PM (3oX+R)
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I would call it the classic Hollywood mid-Atlantic accent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2018 04:13 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:13 PM (zSVEm)
They fucked up and minimized the meeting of Han and Chewbacca.
Star Wars is dead. No hope. Not even a New one.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 25, 2018 04:13 PM (G8hDY)
The review up there says this new installment is "flat" and "paint by numbers" but the reviewer is usually enthusiastic. I described the first of the new series I saw as "a boring, paint-by-numbers, off-the-rack affair with way too much girl power thrown in." I can't imagine how bad this one will be. I won't be seeing it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2018 04:13 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2018 04:14 PM (FZYNt)
Then Disney would be in full blown panic mode.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:14 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2018 04:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: margaret chobot at May 25, 2018 04:14 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:14 PM (zSVEm)
Then Disney would be in full blown panic mode.
...
I think they're in panic mode right now.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:15 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:15 PM (LiyEm)
1-1-0-0
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2018 04:02 PM (89T5c)
LOL!!
1-1-1(with beer)-1
It takes a lot to be a Zero.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 25, 2018 04:15 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:15 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2018 04:16 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:16 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2018 04:16 PM (4ErVI)
Plus another kick-ass woman.
And a kick-ass female alien crime-lord.
Every woman kicks ass. Meanwhile, Lando's fucking a robot.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:16 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Ron Howard at May 25, 2018 04:16 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 25, 2018 04:16 PM (4ErVI)
Ah, the Lemmiwinks gambit....
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:17 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 25, 2018 04:17 PM (87ijN)
Hey now, Rey had to kinda sorta close her eyes and breath deep a few times before being able to fully summon her stronger-than-Luke-trained Jedi mindtricks!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 04:17 PM (W+vEI)
WHAT HAS DISNEY DONE WITH MY PENIS? Maybe I should change my name to the Receptivity.
Posted by: the Force at May 25, 2018 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:15 PM (8rNrN)
They might be, but as much as a disaster as TLJ was in terms of the image and prestige of Star Wars, it still made them a nice profit. Not as much as expected, but in the green.
This disaster can be spun as just a spinoff fail and hey, we still have the Ep IX finale big money maker coming.
If THAT bombs (say under 1 bil,) and there are no bright spots on the horizon, then heads will roll.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:17 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (CPfoe)
Then Disney would be in full blown panic mode.
...
I think they're in panic mode right now.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:15 PM (8rNrN)
I was severely disappointed in Abrams being named the director again. He was ok for The Force Awakens to wash the prequels taste out of everyone's mouth. But "better than the prequels" isn't sufficient going forward after that. And he's demonstrated with Star Trek and TFA that he has really no fucking clue on the concept of Space and Time.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (lKs2v)
THERE. FAN SERVICE!
...
they changed the line to "I've got a GREAT feeling about this," and I imagine they changed it because they really did have a bad feeling about this, and they didn't want to shine a light on that.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (LiyEm)
These are not the Jugs you are looking for.
But, they are some nice ones.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (di+2x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Mallamutt at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: LASue at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (tChmn)
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (xjiRE)
Disney is full on SJW. It doesn't matter how bad it bombs they'll keep cranking out lefty crap
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (SiINZ)
Just saying
Posted by: LASue at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (tChmn)
But they identify as 90 pounds.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (72PAC)
Us and worldwide gross was just a paltry $127 million.
Disney needs to get back to its roots - Disney Gay programming on ABC television.
Posted by: Surf & Turf at May 25, 2018 04:20 PM (pzRC2)
>>But, they are some nice ones.
They'd be better if they were coming at chest height and not stomach height.
Gravity and time will not be kind to her.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
G.I. Joe was an Action ManShaggy drove the Mystery VanDevo was my favorite bandTake me back to my happy land.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 25, 2018 04:20 PM (9LIpg)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2018 04:20 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 25, 2018 04:17 PM (87ijN)
Yeah, but then they'd have to figure out how to ret-con Ezra Bridger back into the mix.
Yeah they got him lost in Space with Thrawn but still.
The sad thing is they had so many good stories written, and they didn't even try to use any of them.
Posted by: Iblis at May 25, 2018 04:21 PM (9221z)
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2018 04:19 PM (xjiRE)
Only if the scale is 1 out of 100.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 04:21 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:21 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (Hucnr)
Yep, all battles are important. It's going to take time to reduce the liberal stench of pop culture, but movies like this and TLJ's huge negative reception are a great sign.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:21 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:21 PM (LiyEm)
'A flower only blooms once, my dear. And you are running out of sunlight.' - Shit Grandma said to my Sister Vol I
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (di+2x)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
Gravity and time are usually not kind to anyone unless you spend a lot of time at the gym and also have a lot of plastic surgery.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (vw6r3)
WHAT HAS DISNEY DONE WITH MY PENIS? Maybe I should change my name to
Posted by: the Force
FIFY
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (3oX+R)
Soy actually explains a lot of what is extant in China and Thailand.
Posted by: the Force at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (/qEW2)
They love Trump and especially The Goddess Ivanka. One Chinese man said that he couldn't understand why Trump is not popular in the US: "You used to love successful men." Of course the media leads him to believe no one admires that, but still.
So why would they love this SJW crap?
Posted by: PJ at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (qlTN9)
If the audience reviews for this were decent, I'd see it, but they are, again, horrid. Currently 54% on RT and if you do a quick survey yourself, you'll quickly see that it's only that high because RT is manipulating the numbers. They claim it counts as a "like" if you rate it 3.5 stars or better. Go count for yourself. Rarely do the reviews on one page add up to even 50%. Yet, somehow, when you aggregate them together, you get 54%.
Not sure how dumb they think people are. I'll wait and then, the day it comes out on BR, I'll torrent that sucker just to see how bad it really is. Not one red cent goes to Disney for this treachery
Posted by: deadrody at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (jsGbO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Sponge at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (Hucnr)
I like Grandma.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (/tuJf)
Poor girl has a goofy body. Really short torso with HUGE CANS. HUGE. She needs jeans that ride lower.
Maybe some tanlines.
Also, a nose job.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (di+2x)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)
And in Rogue One they had the ancient practitioners of The Force be akin to being a couple of Buddhist monks, with a little bromance vibes.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Sponge at May 25, 2018 04:22 PM (F4u7C)
...get us an Episode X script by Monday.
Posted by: Desperate Disney Execs in Two Years at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at May 25, 2018 04:23 PM (0/B0s)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (Y9uH4)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 25, 2018 04:04 PM (uDcBt)
Midichlorians are kind of like yeast infections, IIRC.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (CPfoe)
Hollywood math!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (NVmJr)
O/T - No little Hoggenfuhrer protestors at my local Publix. It was bidness as usual. No dead bodies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: C3PO at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (gMim2)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 25, 2018 04:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:25 PM (LiyEm)
Looks like the Force could stand to go on a diet and to devote some serious time to shaping up in the gym.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:18 PM (8rNrN)
Meh. They could have gone all in. "I've got a GREAT feeling about this, AND YOU WILL TOO!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (zSVEm)
But now I don't care, and I'm not even gonna watch it when it's free on cable in 6 month, like all the suk movies are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (k1TUh)
Yeah they got him lost in Space with Thrawn but still.
The sad thing is they had so many good stories written, and they didn't even try to use any of them.
It really makes me think about the ending of Rebels. They went through all of this stuff, killing off Canan and sending Ezra and Thrawn out into the nether regions of the galaxy, to Protect Luke's Place in the Narrative... just in time for Rian Johnson to come along with The Last Jedi and destroy Luke's Place in the Narrative.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (87ijN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 25, 2018 04:26 PM (NVmJr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2018 04:27 PM (NoLse)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297786/
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:27 PM (LiyEm)
Poor girl has a goofy body. Really short torso with HUGE CANS. HUGE. She needs jeans that ride lower.
Maybe some tanlines.
Also, a nose job.
Posted by: garrett
and bent over a table wearing a maid's outfit
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2018 04:27 PM (FZYNt)
I could barely make it through the Farce Awakens and watched about 10 minutes of the Last SJW Jedi. Justin Trudeau Jr and Mary Sue Jedi are just watchable. They have completely ruined what was once a fun movie series. Actually that only goes for the first three movies. The prequels were crap, but not SJW crap from what I remember.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 04:27 PM (SiINZ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297786/
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:27 PM (LiyEm)
How very Stasi of him.....
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:27 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (GdWl+)
They cancelled it because Pubix caved.....
Posted by: Sponge at May 25, 2018 04:28 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:28 PM (di+2x)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:28 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:25 PM (LiyEm)
I rewatched it and Jar Jar is now totally ignorable but I wanted someone to punt that kid so hard.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 04:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2018 04:28 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 25, 2018 04:28 PM (NL6wI)
Soy Wars has not been popular in China.
Not even after adding that entirely gratuitous waster of oxygen female sack of suet with raisin eyes in The Least Jethead?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2018 04:29 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 04:29 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Force Salesman at May 25, 2018 04:29 PM (di+2x)
But she's really a 100,000,000 or more where her bank account is concerned. You can pick up all sorts of hot chicks with the credit card she gives you in your birthday present Ferrari.
Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2018 04:29 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (di+2x)
This Soylo crap...is insulting.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (G8hDY)
Posted by: Keith at May
how do you know her net worth?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (MTjB1)
His contempt for Rose Tico is amusing.
On a fashion blog covering the various dresses worn at The Last Jedi openings many Asian commenters were saying, "WTF, Disney? Why do we not get a pretty Asian character, we just get a homely girl for 'comedic' side stories?" So, Disney probably isn't pleasing the demographic the way they had hoped.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (MTjB1)
Tough crowd.....
Posted by: Sponge at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (F4u7C)
Okay. I'll date her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (CPfoe)
Han in the original films is in his early 30's, this story set s Han in his mid twenties, so we are to believe that Han became this notorious and galaxy spanning pirate/smuggler in less than a decade?
Makes no fucking sense.
It would have made more sense if Han was shanghied into a world of smuggling and piracy at very early age and brought up into that world before he decided he had enough and wanted to go his own way.
But as usual, Hollywood has zero imagination.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (UfMVm)
Disney killing Star Wars would be an awesome fulfillment of Leftist Corruption as destiny.
Throwing all that money away destroying the biggest franchise in history in pursuit of Leftist Identity Politics would be like a pop culture (and corporate) version of Venezuela. Maybe THIS would get through the jellybrains of some people.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
Sounds like a receipt for success on putting out good movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (SiINZ)
and Shep Smith get shrunk down and injected into a body and explore the
rectum.
They can call it Fabulous Voyage...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (O5Q3r)
Then you've seen 99.999% of women in a "kickbox" class.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (di+2x)
I only care about the tits.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (di+2x)
And this ashtray... and this paddle game. Just the tits, the ashtray, and the paddle game...
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (y87Qq)
Well, that's $18 in merchandise sales that Disney left on the table.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (RPXrN)
Maybe some tanlines.
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AtC??
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (3c1uO)
Which is why the Male Jedi Masters keep ending up living in Hovels... in swamps and Deserts... with no real Possessions....
Because the Force got it all in the Divorce...
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (ATVNj)
and Shep Smith get shrunk down and injected into a body and explore the
rectum.
They can call it Fabulous Voyage...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (O5Q3r)
Makes me kind of want to see a Lost in Space version with Bill Kristol and fellow cucks after a cruise gone wrong.
They'd be dead in an episode, but it'd be one hell of an episode.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (MTjB1)
Pillow talk, while I'm filing down her corns for some afterplay
Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (USf3s)
In this version, Holly beats up and kills 13 terrorists, lead by a billionaire capitalist playboy nazi named Ronsald Dump. While John broods to his fellow hostages about racial discrimination at chain coffee shops, the subtle tyranny of the bourgeoise class, and the political viewpoints of midsize supermarkets, Holly singlehandedly throws Rons off of Dump Tower with her signature catch phrase "Yippee metoo-ki-yay, Pussygrabber".
After they get out of the building, instead of ickily punching Deputy Chief Robinson, John shits on a random cop car.
Victory for the proletariat! The smash hit of the Summer!
Posted by: Mega at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (rv0Fo)
Actually, I'm picturing Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (CPfoe)
thanks. i actually get off work just before the showtime for the last 3d matinee and drive by the theater on my way home.
appreciate you thinking of me.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (v3pYe)
10 years ago it would have made me slightly sad as it would me that the franchise was in danger of dying and would take the extended universe novels with it.
Now? I wish I could be happy that Disney has shit the bed with this.
I saw the first movie more then 30 times in 1977. I was a huge fan.
I think for the franchise it is even worse that I care more about the weather in San Francisco last Thursday then I care about how any Star Wars movie does. They are irrelevant.
Posted by: Big V at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (ZvLtE)
True fact.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 25, 2018 04:33 PM (koNhm)
Anyways, Star Wars was dead to me when the idiots decided it was a good idea to use three movies and nearly 8 hours of screen time to tell the Darth Vader origin story. *facepalm*
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 25, 2018 04:34 PM (0/B0s)
Antibiotic-resistant midichlamydia will be the ruin of all space bordelos between here and Alderan!
You have been warned!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2018 04:34 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 04:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 25, 2018 04:34 PM (9LIpg)
I only care about the tits.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:30 PM (di+2x)
And this ashtray... and this paddle game. Just the tits, the ashtray, and the paddle game...
Posted by: hogmartin
And jerky. Tits, ashtray, paddle game & jerky.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 04:34 PM (3oX+R)
The really sad part is that they usually have them on upside down.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 25, 2018 04:34 PM (RPXrN)
Straight up? So there were actually straight characters in it?
And was the eponymous character actually the main character of the flick? Or did it devolve into annoying PC bullshit distractions? Just because they throw in some action doesn't mean it's a "straight up action flick". Are the annoying PC distractions enough to ruin the flick for someone who just wants an entertaining action flick?
Posted by: the Force at May 25, 2018 04:35 PM (/qEW2)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297786/
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:27 PM (LiyEm)
Has she gotten a restraining order against the wanker?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 04:35 PM (SiINZ)
Well, it's confusing.
They have to put them on Front to Back.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 04:36 PM (di+2x)
The meeting of Han and Chewie seems to mirror the meeting of Thor and Hulk in Thor Ragnorok.
They are so out of ideas they even have to recycle them between franchises.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 25, 2018 04:36 PM (G8hDY)
And no respect for REAL writing.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 04:34 PM (oVJmc)
But what about Iron Man 8 or Fast and Furious 10? Certainly those are better than Casablanca or Dr. Zhivago amirite?
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2018 04:36 PM (n13/j)
But as usual, Hollywood has zero imagination.
I wouldn't say that....
Posted by: Peter Quill a/k/a Star Lord at May 25, 2018 04:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Sponge at May 25, 2018 04:36 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 25, 2018 04:37 PM (rdl6o)
Especially when I think about how much he reminds me of Obama.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2018 04:37 PM (k1TUh)
Summer 2020.
Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2018 04:37 PM (CBwKQ)
This is key. Overseas box office revenues are a yuuge thing for the movie industry these days. For these big budget blockbuster films, the Chinese audience can make or break it. Kind of ironic if Red China succeeds at getting Red Hollywood to tone down the SJW leftist propagandizing.
Posted by: Hands at May 25, 2018 04:37 PM (EzdLW)
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Disney owns Marvel now, but as far as I know, Kevin Feige and the crew that have been running the MCU are still relatively autonomous.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:37 PM (72PAC)
Next movie will by Hogg Wars! Watch brave David Hogg attempt to confiscate blasters across the galaxy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 04:37 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 25, 2018 04:38 PM (G8hDY)
Yes, the Force is Female...
Which is why the Male Jedi Masters keep ending up living in Hovels... in swamps and Deserts... with no real Possessions....
Because the Force got it all in the Divorce...
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote at May 25, 2018 04:32 PM (NgKpN)
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2018 04:38 PM (XWkhW)
Poor girl has a goofy body. Really short torso with HUGE CANS.
HE HATES THESE CANS!
STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!
Posted by: Navin Johnson at May 25, 2018 04:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:38 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:38 PM (CPfoe)
all the more midichlorians to force choke you with.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 25, 2018 04:39 PM (v3pYe)
Way to ruin a franchise.
Idiots.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 25, 2018 04:39 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:39 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2018 04:40 PM (CBwKQ)
Not always. Orca's "A Wrinkle in Time" only brought in $31 million globally.
"Globally, not just here in North America, but worldwide, Wrinkle grossed just $127 million. After tanking out at $96 million domestically, a Disney movie starring Oprah Winfrey was only able to gross an additional $31 million in 20-plus other countries."
Posted by: Surf & Turf at May 25, 2018 04:40 PM (pzRC2)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:41 PM (LiyEm)
Haven't watched a Star Wars flick since they ran that Jar Jar Binks clown at me.
Way to ruin a franchise.
Idiots.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 25, 2018 04:39 PM (jWe5r)
I watched that crapfest, with the snot nosed kid and the frog people.... oh, and the robots, always with the robots.... what a joke of a movie...
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2018 04:41 PM (zSVEm)
145 The Force is Fat.... that would be an interesting Tshirt....
The Force is Bitchy and Retaining Water - Are You Not Entertained?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2018 04:41 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at May 25, 2018 04:38 PM (oVJmc)
Let's see if we can get more The Jerk quotes than Star Wars quotes in this here Star Wars thread, people. We can make this happen. Godspeed.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq)
Sounds like a receipt for success on putting out good movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 04:31 PM (SiINZ)
Just had a great one happen in the Sword Fighting community...
Guy who was a National Champion a few years ago, was in a 'fun' tournament... and was matched against a female fencer.
She made some comment about how 'his sword was longer'....
So.... he dropped his sword... picked up a dagger... to even things out and make it more of a challenge. He then proceeded to 'kill' her.. and then go on to win the Tourney...
Instead of learning from the situation... she proceeded to bitch in a Female only fencing forum about how 'he was arrogant, and she felt slighted'...
You can't win with these folks... if you treat them as equals they bitch... if you give them a chance they bitch... and if you don't let them play... they bitch...
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote at May 25, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN)
"A promising career in vaudeville, tragically interrupted when she was kidnapped by a giant slug"
Yeah. It could work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2018 04:42 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:39 PM (LiyEm)
Unfortunately I think you're correct.
I love the MCU, and it's basically replaced Star Wars for me, but they won't be able to resist the BS for long.
Avengers 4 might be it for me, go out on a high note.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 25, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at May 25, 2018 04:42 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2018 04:42 PM (DdV1P)
Posted by: CDR M at May 25, 2018 04:43 PM (b888X)
They will start adding the SJW versions of the characters.They can't help themselves.
According to Feige, they're already looking at doing so with Muslim Ms Marvel, one of their lowest-selling titles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 25, 2018 04:44 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 25, 2018 04:45 PM (0/B0s)
Posted by: margaret chobot at May 25, 2018 04:46 PM (Evws/)
Be thieving liberal bastards but every fifth time or so give us a taste of red meat so we keep coming back "just in case" and it "beats the alternative"? Dunno maybe that's just Pavlov.
Posted by: Mega at May 25, 2018 04:47 PM (rv0Fo)
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If you're feeling like it hasn't been long enough since you needed brain bleach, and if you're not at work, then go to YouTube and search for ' South Park Stick of Truth Snuke'.
Absolutely, positively NSFW! Also not safe for your sanity!
You have been warned!
Posted by: junior at May 25, 2018 04:47 PM (zOFlX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 04:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: margaret chobot at May 25, 2018 04:47 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: CDR M at May 25, 2018 04:43 PM (b888X)
Not until they break into my house and steal my xbox and copy of Knights of the Old Republic.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 04:47 PM (y87Qq)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297759/
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 04:48 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 25, 2018 04:44 PM (xQfPr)
They argue until they cry, make up, and then they all jump on one and stab her to death.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2018 04:48 PM (DdV1P)
Well, 90% of China doesn't go to the movies at all; the smog makes it hard to see the screen.
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2018 04:49 PM (JGBbg)
I would think wearing a hijab would be sort of dangerous for a superheroine. Wouldn't it make the evil characters more likely to strangle her with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 04:49 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: Princess Monica Lewinski Organa at May 25, 2018 04:51 PM (ATVNj)
I know this was mentioned earlier but it belongs in a Soyboy thread.:The
most unexpected (and welcome) guest at your next cookout:Carrot Dogs
It figures that the Washington Fucking Post would think this was a good idea.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2018 04:52 PM (O5Q3r)
The failed presidential candidate said that the social media platform is the largest source of news in the world, and she'd like to be in charge of it.
... and I want to do an even better job of destroying the Earth
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at May 25, 2018 04:52 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Human Wookie Hybrid at May 25, 2018 04:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 25, 2018 04:14 PM (I2dne)
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Well, it's actually pretty easy to turn off people, too.
Turning 'em back on is the hard part. Christians say it's been done once, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2018 04:53 PM (UiRxW)
Not until they break into my house and steal my xbox and copy of Knights of the Old Republic.
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I'm guessng you don't want to hear about what they've been doing with The Old Republic.
Posted by: junior at May 25, 2018 04:54 PM (zOFlX)
Posted by: Princess Monica Lewinski Organa at May 25, 2018 04:54 PM (ATVNj)
Is the Clinton Crime family going to bump off Marky Z.?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 04:54 PM (vw6r3)
I imagine he "felt slighted" by having an opponent who didn't belong in the tournament and was wasting his and the entire tourney's time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kyle Lowrent at May 25, 2018 04:54 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2018 04:55 PM (jDqdz)
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2018 04:55 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: ɹǝƃɹǝqsıןɥʇǝoɹ uǝq at May 25, 2018 04:55 PM (y87Qq)
Is the Clinton Crime family going to bump off Marky Z.?
Yeah? Well I ain't no bandleader!
Posted by: Marky Z at May 25, 2018 04:55 PM (O5Q3r)
some action doesn't mean it's a "straight up action flick". Are the annoying PC distractions enough to ruin the flick for someone who just wants an entertaining action flick?
Posted by: the Force at May 25, 2018 04:35 PM (/qEW2)
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I personally didn't feel it was PC. Q'ira was not a kickazz chick. Lando did not fuk the robot. I could have done without the freckle-faced waif rebel leader at the end, but I hate earnest do-gooders because I'm an awful person.
If you want to be angry at a movie you haven't seen, then go right ahead.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2018 04:55 PM (qJtVm)
You're never too far from poetry at AoS...
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2018 04:56 PM (w1zJX)
I would think wearing a hijab would be sort of dangerous for a superheroine. Wouldn't it make the evil characters more likely to strangle her with it
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NO HIJABS!
Posted by: Edna Mode at May 25, 2018 04:56 PM (zOFlX)
______________________________________
In charge of cybersecurity?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 25, 2018 04:56 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2018 04:56 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: junior at May 25, 2018 04:54 PM (zOFlX)
If it's anything worse than KotOR II being slightly garbage, then nah, I'm good not knowing.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 04:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2018 04:57 PM (Tnijr)
hmm. i was under the impression that they were the ones who didn't quite make the grade, but hung around the temple anyway doing grunt work like running the projectors and guarding the doors.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 25, 2018 04:57 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Harrison Ford at May 25, 2018 04:57 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Mark Zuckleberry at May 25, 2018 04:57 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 25, 2018 04:58 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 25, 2018 04:58 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 04:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Caliban at May 25, 2018 04:58 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: the Butcher at May 25, 2018 04:58 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Orson at May 25, 2018 04:58 PM (gYUPt)
steevy, Kevin Fegie knows this, that's why he's wrapping up the first 10 years of Marvel with a symbolic "ending" in the form of Avengers 3 and 4.
Posted by: Lando Calrisian officially at May 25, 2018 04:59 PM (q177U)
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Amazing. Lol x2.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2018 04:59 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)
This is the finest Stars film since Last Jedi! (seriously, Rotten Tomatoes actually has that as a headline)
This is the best Star Wars film starring Alden Ehrenreich!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2018 04:59 PM (39g3+)
I found it diverting and forgettable ... less PC than The Last Jedi for sure ... but also unnecessary.
Posted by: Christian Toto at May 25, 2018 04:59 PM (GppXG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2018 05:00 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 25, 2018 05:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hans Olo at May 25, 2018 05:00 PM (Tnijr)
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I'm "fully functional" IYKWIM... I'll peg Shep the next time he makes landfall.
Posted by: margaret chobot at May 25, 2018 05:01 PM (Evws/)
I hated spending the money but it is a tradition with the High School age kids. Did I mention it was too freakin' long. 9:40 movie 3 miles away and we got home at 12:40 AM. Most likely my final payment to the Disney dynasty as the kids will be in college for the next abomination and they can go without me.
Posted by: Timon at May 25, 2018 05:01 PM (NTM5E)
That is just so perfect. Of course she says Facebook, because she would have all that real-time surveillance, all that personal data to mine, all those user she could bombard with her preferred narratives, and then use it to get more power, make more money.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 05:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: The Female Force at May 25, 2018 05:02 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2018 05:02 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Jim Carrey, as Fletcher Reede at May 25, 2018 05:03 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2018 05:03 PM (J7XgW)
That is just so perfect. Of course she says Facebook, because she
would have all that real-time surveillance, all that personal data to
mine, all those user she could bombard with her preferred narratives,
and then use it to get more power, make more money.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2018 05:02 PM (W+vEI)
And still many conservatives would stick with the platform as essential.
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2018 05:04 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:03 PM (MTjB1)
I C what you did there. But C+ wanted more action so he added one more.
Posted by: Lando Calrisian officially at May 25, 2018 05:05 PM (q177U)
215 You think those red carpet jedis could maybe use a light saber for some body sculpting? Would that work?
a heavy saber might be more appropriate.
i denounce myself.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 25, 2018 05:05 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Same.
Prequels have strikes against them going in; there's no mystery, no danger. Part of what makes genre films fun is that anything could happen, but not with a prequel.
The writer is stuck on a track and isn't ever going to be able to go outside of it.
And it kind of violates Hemingway's story principle; 90% of good story is 'under the water' - not explicitly told.
It's not really making the story more interesting, you're just revealing more of what really didn't need to be told.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2018 05:05 PM (LNPd9)
dangerous for a superheroine. Wouldn't it make the evil characters more
likely to strangle her with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 04:49 PM (vw6r3)
NO HAJIB!!
Posted by: Edna Mode at May 25, 2018 05:06 PM (NTM5E)
224 Hillary Clinton Wants to Be CEO of Facebook
The failed presidential candidate said that the social media platform is the largest source of news in the world, and she'd like to be in charge of it.
Trump should buy it and freeze her out of the opportunity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2018 05:06 PM (NoLse)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2018 05:07 PM (ANIFC)
She wanted to be President of the United States too.
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2018 05:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Han Soylo at May 25, 2018 05:08 PM (J7XgW)
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And I want world peace. I don't think either of us is going to get what we want.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:08 PM (oMtOd)
What they're trying to sell is a completely 'new' set of characters or to rehash a few like Soylo with new actors.
But the emotional ties there with the longtime fans? Gone.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
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Like I'd touch one of those penisbots!
Posted by: margaret chobot at May 25, 2018 05:09 PM (Evws/)
And now they killed the best characters in Han and Chewy because of course they did.
And who gives a shit about a Boba Fett movie.
Die Disney, Die.
Posted by: Monk at May 25, 2018 05:10 PM (9acFt)
The only thing Hillary has ever run well is her pantyhose.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 05:10 PM (oVJmc)
Sorry to be the OT boy today:
Today, the Borzoi Club of America awarded Her Majesty their 2018 AKC Outstanding Sportsmanship Medallion.
"This award honors those individuals who deserve special recognition that have made a difference in the sport of purebred dogs, embodied the AKC Code of Sportsmanship, and have been an active and valued member of an AKC member club."
Can't imagine a more worthy recipient.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2018 05:10 PM (Qk7Tb)
Posted by: Caliban at May 25, 2018 05:10 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: margaret chobot at May
well, before margaret cho was lesbian she apparently was known for being very amenable to providing favors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
"And I'll sell your information, and yours and yours. You go girl.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2018 05:11 PM (LH8Hn)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2018 05:11 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Lando at May 25, 2018 05:12 PM (axuXF)
Posted by: Monk at May 25, 2018 05:12 PM (9acFt)
Here's our chance to be rid of Facebook.
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2018 05:13 PM (nBBdT)
The nice thing about Soylo is that he'll fondle our balls
without us having to go thru that lame dog competition stuff.
Posted by: Show Dogs at May 25, 2018 05:13 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Lando at May 25, 2018 05:13 PM (axuXF)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (oMtOd)
They plan on make Boba Fetta the first transplatform AI with bidirectional exhaust manifold.
Posted by: Han Soylo at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (3c1uO)
I bet she does. Just imagine what she could do with all that data and personal information on a billion people.
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: margaret chobot at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (r+sAi)
It's even more sinister than that.
The are using the Star Wars stories to slipstream their SJW bullshit into the culture Trojan Horse style.
They did the same shit with Mad Max.
Nobody is going to see an Imperator Furiosa flick but people will see a new Mad Max and then BAM you get a supine disposable Max and a kickass world beater chick.
These people are evil.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 25, 2018 05:16 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Monk
Unless it stars MC Chris, it will suck bantha cock by choice.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:16 PM (f3MDZ)
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Michael Sheridan on Twitter: "INCOMING!!!! More Halper Contract Info! Last Payment September 2016"
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 25, 2018 05:16 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:16 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:16 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Gridlock at May 25, 2018 05:17 PM (VCSKZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2018 05:17 PM (LH8Hn)
Either way, you feel the force. Feel it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
If you have enough midiclorians, the Force will let you grab it by the pussy.
Posted by: Donny Wan Trumpnobi at May 25, 2018 05:17 PM (f3MDZ)
Posted by: margaret chobot at May 25, 2018 05:17 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:16 PM
Nah, her style is more like. Make a big donation to my "charity" cough cough, or I'll have you disappeared.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 05:18 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:16 PM (oMtOd)
You're a Red Sox fan.
I'm sure you have met lots of morons.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2018 05:18 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2018 05:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 25, 2018 05:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2018 05:10 PM (Qk7Tb)
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That is really a nice award. Actually means something.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2018 05:19 PM (0jtPF)
Here's our chance to be rid of Facebook.
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2018 05:13 PM (nBBdT)
The Unprotected class needs to hurry up and wake the fuck up so she and her ilk can serve out their remaining days on GITMO in a padded cell to premvent this nightmare from happening.
Posted by: Monk at May 25, 2018 05:19 PM (9acFt)
Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at May 25, 2018 05:19 PM (yNlrm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2018 05:18 PM (wYseH)
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Hey! That's not true. I've never met a single Yankees fan.
At least, none that would admit to it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:19 PM (oMtOd)
And if you have a lot of midichlorians, the Force lets you grab it by the p***y.
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2018 05:19 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2018 05:20 PM (CBwKQ)
Posted by: Ha Snowlo at May 25, 2018 05:20 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Han Soylo at May 25, 2018 05:20 PM (J7XgW)
Yea well you also wanted to be President sweetie. Poop in one hand, wish in the other. keep whining though ya' crooked hag.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 05:20 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2018 05:21 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2018 05:21 PM (CBwKQ)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 05:20 PM (3c1uO)
This, but without the "wish in the other" part.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (y87Qq)
Either impeach Rosenstein and Sessions or shut the fuck up, now you're just performing a bit of failure theater.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (UfMVm)
I bet she does. Just imagine what she could do with all that data and personal information on a billion people.
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2018 05:15 PM (xjiRE)
Make the Geogia GuideStones a reality on earth.
Posted by: Monk at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (9acFt)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (axuXF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2018 05:10 PM (Qk7Tb)
Congratulations to your wife and you. Seems to me it's a shared honor since she couldn't do what she does without all your hard work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 25, 2018 05:23 PM (10vO4)
Impressed with Hogg's extortion of cash from Publix, Hillary (who you would think could not be impressed by anyone's criminal acts) has adopted the blackmail approach, and announced she wants Zuckerberg's CEO slot at Facebook. She is already picking out office furniture.
Zuck, thinking his position as founder and controlling shareholder makes his job secure, responded by sending her a membership in Daily Vodka Delivery (a new Facebook service created just for Hillz) and laughing with his board over the whole thing.
They, sadly, weren't laughing back. I wonder if he noticed?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 25, 2018 05:23 PM (QEXYi)
Posted by: Hans Golo at May 25, 2018 05:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
It also results in poor sexual performance, giving the wife/girlfriend the need to seek out The Paolo.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:24 PM (f3MDZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 05:24 PM (3c1uO)
LOL. We should all be for it. Make Obama Chairman of the Board and Facebook would be out of business in 18 months.
On the plus side she does have ll of that bathroom server IT experience. She really managed that well.
Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2018 05:24 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 25, 2018 05:25 PM (QEXYi)
Suck it biggs.
Posted by: Wedge Antilles at May 25, 2018 05:25 PM (CBwKQ)
I'm just hoping to unlock "multi-orgasmic" before they get to C-cups.
Posted by: David Hogg at May 25, 2018 05:25 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 25, 2018 05:26 PM (DdV1P)
So, basically, a cinematic version of a cough syrup commercial, where only the mom knows that cough syrup is what coughing kids need, but dad doesn't even know where the spoons are.
We've had decades of programming.
Posted by: RKae at May 25, 2018 05:26 PM (IYUKP)
Posted by: wooga at May 25, 2018 05:26 PM (CBwKQ)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (axuXF)
Consent can be revoked the next day or week or year. You may want to rethink that strategy in The Current Year.
Posted by: Monk at May 25, 2018 05:26 PM (9acFt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (vw6r3)
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I thought the very same thing but you put it into words, perfectly.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:27 PM (oMtOd)
Luke: What is it?
Obi Wan: I don't know. If you ask it, it says "if you don't know, I'm not telling you."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:27 PM (f3MDZ)
Saw "Black Panther".
So what was the box office hype all about?
I found it the weakest of the Marvel universe movies.
I give it a meh rating.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 25, 2018 05:27 PM (t6XCL)
We've had decades of programming.
Posted by: RKae at May 25, 2018 05:26 PM
Yep. Every commercial, sitcom etc.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2018 05:27 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: garrett
Use The Force to choke a bitch out and go to jail.
Unless you're Christian Gray. Then it's all high fives and squeals of delight.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:28 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 25, 2018 05:29 PM (7qyhD)
No real excitement. You really didn't want to root for anyone or against anyone. Everyone was pretty much an ass and you did not care what happened to them.
I did not mind the Robot Rights Droid because it was up front and honest about it...and it did lead to one of the funnier scenes when it caused a robot revolt.
Like the Last Jedi, there was a ship trick introduced that makes you go. "If that works, why don't people do that all the time?"
On my personal movie scale, I am not upset at the $6.50 I paid and the two hours and change it took to watch it. I would watch it again if it came on TV but I will not be buying a DVD of it.
Posted by: JB1000 at May 25, 2018 05:29 PM (ECkAC)
the force? you're nestling in it!
Posted by: Madge at May 25, 2018 05:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Comey's wife at May 25, 2018 05:29 PM (RbV5J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2018 05:29 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:27 PM (f3MDZ)
*turns away, angrily adjusts hair scrunchie*
Posted by: The Force at May 25, 2018 05:30 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Social Justice Wars at May 25, 2018 05:30 PM (qcrxS)
Posted by: garrett
Use The Force to choke a bitch out and go to jail.
Unless you're Christian Gray. Then it's all high fives and squeals of delight.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:28 PM (3oX+R)
Even that is changing. Nobody is safe. False allegations have zero consequences.
Posted by: Monk at May 25, 2018 05:30 PM (9acFt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
The Chick-fil A force: Makes you drive a hundred miles for a H8 shake.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:30 PM (3oX+R)
Congratulations to your wife and you. Seems to me it's a shared honor since she couldn't do what she does without all your hard work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:22 PM (vw6r3)
Thank you, Fen. Someday I will put up a Monument of the Unknown Show Husband, except that's a redundancy. Her Majesty is the brains of the operation. And a babe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2018 05:30 PM (pawu0)
To be fair, I think there were millions and millions of women who had no interest in reading that "Shades of Grey" dreck or in seeing the movies. I was one of them, nor did I or anyone I know read see the movies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:31 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 05:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 25, 2018 05:31 PM (7qyhD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:32 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:31 PM (vw6r3)
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*fistbump*
Not even my daughters read that dreck.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 25, 2018 05:32 PM (7qyhD)
The Force - Does this light saber make me look fat?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Han Soylo at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (J7XgW)
The one looks like she is a body just dropped into a mechanized shell. Some huge protrusion at her shoulders/back.
Another of her walking, and you can just see the stiffened, doddering gait. Notice the hands too.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8tznxj2
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I don't think there were many men in that 80 million sales figure for the book.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, but still a Marine at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (YPXVU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 05:34 PM (SiINZ)
(Chance of anything like that coming out of today's Hollyweird, though? zero.)
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2018 05:34 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at May 25, 2018 05:34 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
The Chick-fil A force: Makes you drive a hundred miles for a H8 shake.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:30 PM (3oX+R)
Ete mor chikin, Luke.
Posted by: Cows Everywhere at May 25, 2018 05:34 PM (7PQBV)
I can but hope.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2018 05:34 PM (LH8Hn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
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Same, same and same.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:34 PM (oMtOd)
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Her leathery wings are tucked under the exoskeleton.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2018 05:35 PM (qJtVm)
No, of course not. My point was there are probably 80 million or more women who didn't see it or buy the books.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:35 PM (vw6r3)
Imagine what her health would be like after 18 months of a Presidential schedule.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 05:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2018 05:36 PM (JGBbg)
The one looks like she is a body just dropped into a mechanized shell. Some huge protrusion at her shoulders/back.
Another of her walking, and you can just see the stiffened, doddering gait. Notice the hands too.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8tznxj2
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (nILVB)
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The ex-ex said, when either Yale or Harvard called her a transformer, "Must be a Decepticon."
More than meets the eye, indeed.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 25, 2018 05:36 PM (7qyhD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:36 PM (MTjB1)
(Chance of anything like that coming out of today's Hollyweird, though? zero.)
Posted by: mikeski
Mel Brooks doesn't need Hollywood's money to make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:36 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2018 05:36 PM (JGBbg)
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Don't be silly. Everyone knows that if you buy them in a neutral color, they'll go with everything.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2018 05:37 PM (oMtOd)
I can but hope.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2018 05:34 PM (LH8Hn)
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Looking like 70-30 right now
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 25, 2018 05:37 PM (7qyhD)
Posted by: mikeski
Mel Brooks was planning on doing a Spaceballs sequel a while back but canned the idea when Gene Wilder died.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:37 PM (f3MDZ)
who is handling the cross-merchandising with light saber dildo?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 25, 2018 05:38 PM (7qyhD)
Posted by: Richard Parker at May 25, 2018 05:39 PM (bPcat)
Mel Brooks was planning on doing a Spaceballs sequel a while back but canned the idea when Gene Wilder died.
?
Wilder wasn't in it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
Hillary will soon look like Star Trek's Captain Christopher Pike after the radiation. Do they make scarves large enough to cover mobile life-support systems?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 25, 2018 05:40 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:40 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Still waiting for History of the World Part II.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:40 PM (3oX+R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:38 PM (MTjB1)
I don't even have to do a web search for that to know that Rules 34 and 36 are in effect.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 05:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Melvin Udall at May 25, 2018 05:41 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
He was Brooks' long time friend and helped him write a lot of his material.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:42 PM (f3MDZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2018 05:33 PM (3oX+R)
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Undoubtedly true, which is why it's fair enough to associate the book with a female audience.
That being said, it's only a pretty small minority of women who have shown interest in it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2018 05:42 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 25, 2018 05:42 PM (fA1SL)
That's just who we are.
Posted by: Jwest at May 25, 2018 04:05 PM (/roJx)
nope . I like my women like I like my men: Men.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 25, 2018 05:42 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 05:40 PM (y87Qq)
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Is one of those rules "It's already a band name"?
But yeah, it's a....thing:
https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/star-wars-lightsaber-dildo/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2018 05:42 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Han Soylo at May 25, 2018 05:43 PM (J7XgW)
When Admiral Purple-Hair took over and was ignoring our former hero, Poe, I noticed that she was studying a map with not 1, not 2, but *3* other Important Women! Not a male in sight; they were probably all scurrying around in the background, fetching coffee for the Mizzes.
I'm thoroughly tired of the phony Hen Power plot devices these movies now rely on.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 25, 2018 05:43 PM (fL4WD)
Posted by: Bill Kristolmeth at May 25, 2018 05:43 PM (7PQBV)
Star Wars must die.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2018 04:24 PM (Y9uH4)
Also, the apes must die.
Posted by: Eric Braeden at May 25, 2018 05:44 PM (8iiMU)
Juan Williams is still dumber than a box of rocks.
Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2018 05:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 05:40 PM (y87Qq)
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Is one of those rules "It's already a band name"?
But yeah, it's a....thing:
https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/star-wars-lightsaber-dildo/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May
The product description is priceless:
Experience the force in new ways with this lightsaber dildo. Available in a Luke green or Vader crimson, this silicone dildo is the ultimate way to introduce the Light Side to your Dark Side. Complement it with some light force choking, for added pleasure.
do you think it makes the light saber sound?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Eric Braeden at May 25, 2018 05:44 PM (8iiMU)
Thank God Hillary will never be POTUS.
Posted by: Hillary's Liver at May 25, 2018 05:44 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Han Soylo
FIFY
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:45 PM (f3MDZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Supai at May 25, 2018 05:45 PM (e9G8E)
James Caan - We're in a Strange Place Men Can't Hit on Women Anymore
He's suggesting that the rules of the road when it comes to men and women have changed, and he thinks it defies natural instinct.
Caan is right. The left has always been about destroying the normal and traditional and replacing it with the freak show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2018 05:45 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:44 PM (MTjB1)
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Y5, I love that you dove in unafraid.
But yeah, it had better make that Wuuuwwwuuuuuuwuuubzzzzt sound.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2018 05:46 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:44 PM (MTjB1)
Surely the user is expected to make the sound?
Because obviously they will be anyway. How could they not?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2018 05:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2018 05:46 PM (neVEe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:47 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2018 05:47 PM (7C3D2)
They were trying to figure out which way was North. Or trying to find out from whom to ask directions.
I denounce my misogynistic self.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 25, 2018 05:48 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 25, 2018 05:45 PM (f3MDZ)
Why assume that that they'e all lesbians?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2018 05:48 PM (vw6r3)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2018 05:49 PM (ANIFC)
But yeah, it had better make that Wuuuwwwuuuuuuwuuubzzzzt sound.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May
well, there is a lot of material there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:52 PM (MTjB1)
Because obviously they will be anyway. How could they not?
Posted by: hogmartin at May
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2018 05:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Michael J at May 25, 2018 06:02 PM (ZUWeV)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 25, 2018 06:04 PM (G/6B6)
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2018 06:16 PM (JGBbg)
Han Solo at Star's End was amazing. Read it as a kid, and many times since.
Posted by: Wyatt at May 25, 2018 06:23 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2018 07:35 PM (wnFFv)
Which they apparently figured out
Posted by: Methos at May 25, 2018 08:25 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: doug at May 25, 2018 08:44 PM (7DhQU)
Posted by: Joe Bar at May 25, 2018 08:55 PM (wexIo)
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at May 25, 2018 09:46 PM (hzdhb)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at May 26, 2018 02:29 AM (YRXy3)
We'll be seeing more and more things made for the kind of customers a company wished it had and not for those it actually has
Posted by: dw at May 26, 2018 06:06 AM (stPAM)
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And who gives a shit about a Boba Fett movie.
Die Disney, Die.
Posted by: Monk at May 25, 2018 05:10 PM (9acFt)
Even an ex-fanboy like me realized at 12 years old that Boba Fett was one of the lamest characters, and lamest villain, in the original Star Wars pantheon.
Accidentally knocked into the saarlaac pit by the blind guy ten minutes into the movie after little more than standing around for two features? Fcukin' samurai-level epic, George....
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