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Good morning little 'rons and 'ettes. Happy Memorial Day weekend Saturday.

*****

Let us take a peak at a few things that didn't get too much if any attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Have a fun time with these stories or something else in this open thread. Play nice with one another, no running with sharp objects and have a safe and fun weekend!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM




Comments

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1 Hah!
Today is NOT going to be a disaster.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 08:21 AM (roQNm)

2 testing and hoping sock is off.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 26, 2018 08:22 AM (3Pma+)

3
.. short of being involved in a car wreck, or falling down dead from a heart attack.

Things are going to GET DONE today!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 08:24 AM (roQNm)

4
Just as soon as the trash man gets here and opens the transfer station so I can unload these bags of trash.

Any time now

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 08:25 AM (roQNm)

5 Not sure it solves, but it can't hurt

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 08:26 AM (aC6Sd)

6
Staying positive, even though I have to drive to the other side of town, seventy miles round trip.

I've got a list, a plan, and it's gonna happen according to plan.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 08:28 AM (roQNm)

7 Racing this weekend! Charlotte and Indy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

8 As I understand it, Kweef is calling balls and strikes, and Max Boot will do the color.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 26, 2018 08:29 AM (Jj+59)

9
I have a good friend in Washington DC, who is in the know about these things and he tells that the thing that the bulky coats are hiding on Hillary!'s back is-


a large tick. I mean really large. A YUUUGE example of the order Ixodida. Like 33 lbs of tick.

Apparently, it attached itself years ago and has merged with Hillary! to form HillarTick. though it prefer the name, Daisy Longsucking.

They can't remove the tick because Hillary!'s blood supply is now 98% Lyme Disease Virus.

The Tick is said to be the dominant personality of HillarTick, which explains a lot.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 08:29 AM (9q7Dl)

10 Speaking of coffee it seems from listening to the Chris Stigall show on Tuesday Starbucks reeducation camp for employees went from a all day, to 1/2 day to a hour or so.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 08:34 AM (aC6Sd)

11 Qualifying for the Monaco grand prix starts in 10 minutes, and while that is the most important thing in this race it isn't the only thing.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 08:37 AM (aC6Sd)

12 A friends daughter just got back from a rather extensive tour of China. (business) He takes pic of McD's. and she photographed a lot of McD's will there. I guess they aren't considered an important military target.

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:37 AM (WMfT/)

13 Top twenty

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 08:37 AM (R5lpX)

14 Being Memorial Day weekend, I think it's time I reread Ace's Money for Sex Skankathon. It never gets old.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:38 AM (+Tibp)

15 10 I have the transcript

you you you, pointing a two white girls and a guy, BAAAD!
you you you pointing a MS13er, Tranny, and stoner, GOOODER!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:38 AM (JFO2v)

16 Q: Do you know how to identify the special Christmas tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti?


A: No 'L'

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 08:38 AM (mvenn)

17 14 what?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

18 Alphabetti spaghetti is fine as long as nobody takes a 'P'

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 08:39 AM (mvenn)

19 What was that old BW science fiction movie where the alien attached itself to you back and controlled you. Hillary?

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:39 AM (WMfT/)

20 A: No 'L'

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 08:38 AM (mvenn)

iswydt

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2018 08:41 AM (0+nbW)

21 I wonder if the Dutch fake steak would meet Ace's Gainzz needs. Probably not, not low carb.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:45 AM (+Tibp)

22 Zontar the Thing from Venus...Might be the old movie where the alien attached itself you your back and controlled you. Hillary?

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2018 08:45 AM (WMfT/)

23 Q: Do you know how to identify the special Christmas tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti?


A: No 'L'
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*groan*

Posted by: lin-duh at May 26, 2018 08:46 AM (kufk0)

24 "Histrionic personality disorder".....sounds like someone I'd like to hang with.

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2018 08:46 AM (0+nbW)

25 Whatever happened to the old fashioned bike racks?


*******


Well apparently, according to the other story, they all had to be removed because people kept getting their beavers stuck.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 08:46 AM (mvenn)

26 "Waiter! There's a 'B' in my soup!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 08:49 AM (mvenn)

27 Husband is taking me to the gun range. I'm going to try out a P365 to see what the hype is all about. Then he wants to pick some stuff up at Academy. I love my husband!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 26, 2018 08:49 AM (kufk0)

28 I can't eat Alphabetti Spaghetti


I'm allergic to "C" food

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 08:50 AM (mvenn)

29 The FBI had at least 2 spies in the opposition parties campaign. FUKN SPIES! The FBI is just a political goon farm!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:50 AM (JFO2v)

30 Muldoon in in rare form....watch out!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 26, 2018 08:51 AM (kufk0)

31 The FBI had at least 2 spies in the opposition parties campaign. FUKN SPIES! The FBI is just a political goon farm!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Who was the second? Was it Carter Page?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:53 AM (+Tibp)

32 Life = Good.
Even if I'm still banging down oxycodeine.

Posted by: RI Red at May 26, 2018 08:54 AM (zkOmb)

33 Happy weekend everybody, wow a beaver for breakfast!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2018 08:54 AM (nWc4E)

34 Starbucks reeducation camp for employees went from a all day, to 1/2 day to a hour or so"

Yeah. Turns out some Charbucks stores managed to "skip" the entire farce. Go figure.

Oh, and Morning, y'all! Nice warm AM here, brisket is on, beer will be chilling soon...

Coffeeeeve and Shipley's. Is this heaven?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 26, 2018 08:54 AM (7LY+6)

35 I've been eating plant-based steak for years.

Cows eat plants, I eat cows.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 26, 2018 08:55 AM (fuK7c)

36 Muldoon, that was truly awful.

Bailing. Not only is Pixy dissing my weight, it's knocked me off four times this AM.

Thanks for the interesting stuff, MisHum. Later, horde.

Posted by: f/ass at May 26, 2018 08:55 AM (9Vruh)

37 Racing this weekend! Charlotte and Indy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

Yeah, I get to drive through the pre race traffic in Charlotte and the post race traffic in Indianapolis all in the same day. Aren't I just the lucky fellow.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 08:56 AM (R5lpX)

38 Nothing like starting your Saturday with a coupla beaver stories.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 26, 2018 08:57 AM (5iPef)

39 So, does this new hip make my ass look big?

Posted by: RI Red at May 26, 2018 08:57 AM (zkOmb)

40
This new action movie looks like a koo-koo bananas version of the "Six Million Dollar Man".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=XyNlKTLUGgg


Only more splodey and splattery.


Should be fun. Call it the anti-Soylo.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 08:57 AM (9q7Dl)

41 So, if the FBI routinely spies on everyone, who were the informants in the Hillary campaign? Have they answered that yet?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 26, 2018 08:57 AM (bZ7mE)

42 >>Being Memorial Day weekend, I think it's time I reread Ace's Money for Sex Skankathon. It never gets old.

Ah, that was the piece that got me started reading here daily.

And here I am, still here, and still 29.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 26, 2018 08:59 AM (mtfdF)

43 It looks like an old VW Microbus in the photo. They had a cargo version with fewer windows.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2018 08:59 AM (sdi6R)

44 I'll have a Big Mac and a side of Ming.

To go.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 26, 2018 08:59 AM (EoRCO)

45 In Philadelphia bike racks are alive and well, there are rent a bikes all over the city, no idea how they work.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 09:01 AM (aC6Sd)

46 I don't think the Florida town should apologize for the zombie thing. It was clearly a joke. A better response would be "We are happy to be able to change confirm that our broadcast system would indeed be able to reach residents in the case of a real emergency."

The problem, or part of it, is that schools insure that people have neither imagination or a sense of humor.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:02 AM (rp9xB)

47 Is it too early for pants?

Maybe after my second cup.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 09:02 AM (qJtVm)

48 So, if the FBI routinely spies on everyone, who were the informants in the Hillary campaign? Have they answered that yet?
----x--
^^^^this! How come no one has asked this question???

Posted by: lin-duh at May 26, 2018 09:03 AM (kufk0)

49 Speaking of bike racks, a local small town police station has a bike rack out front that looks like handcuffs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 09:03 AM (+y/Ru)

50 I am certain that Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Elizabeth Warren et al will have no problem if the Trump administration inserts informers into their presidential campaigns, strictly for their protection of course.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2018 09:03 AM (nWc4E)

51 We were planning to camp in WV this weekend. Thunderstorms every day.

So we got a cabin. Off in a few hours.

Posted by: blaster at May 26, 2018 09:03 AM (jHrzU)

52 What's next, veggie chicken?

Not exactly.

Posted by: Human Chicken Hybrid at May 26, 2018 09:04 AM (UdKB7)

53 Bucket list item- see the Monaco Grand Prix in person at least once. Would be an amazing experience for this moron.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 26, 2018 09:04 AM (orE2c)

54 Being Memorial Day weekend, I think it's time I reread Ace's Money for Sex Skankathon. It never gets old. "

And still waiting for that sweet DC cash to roll in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 26, 2018 09:05 AM (7LY+6)

55 Soooo, that plant-based "steak" is made of soy and wheat? Awesome job. Most food fetishists are sure they are allergic to gluten and, contrary to marketing, soy very much *does* have a taste of its own.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:05 AM (rp9xB)

56 Say what you may about vegetable-based simulated steak product, it's no boned rolled pig institutional meat food.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 09:06 AM (mvenn)

57 Wife asked if I had a billion dollars what I would do, told her sponsor a F-1 team and travel the world.
But for now got a emergency window repair at my mom and dad's house.

Rats.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 09:06 AM (aC6Sd)

58 a large tick. I mean really large. A YUUUGE example of the order Ixodida. Like 33 lbs of tick.

Are they sure it's not a Puppet Master? Operation Suntan is the only way to be sure.

Wait. Operation Suntan. Hillary. Ughhh. She's on her own.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 26, 2018 09:07 AM (brIR5)

59 Bike rack story is hilarious !

Reminds me of the Pipeline Integrity Management Program that was down the hall years ago ... they never acronymmed it for some reason.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 26, 2018 09:08 AM (xJrIn)

60 It never gets old. "

But the participants did. Mid to late 20s, now 40...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 26, 2018 09:08 AM (7LY+6)

61 I got a message in my Cheerios. It said "Ooooooo."

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 09:08 AM (ANIFC)

62 RI Red-

Your surgeon's name wasn't Oscar Goldman by any chance?

'Cause that would be cool if you had a bionic hip.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 09:09 AM (mvenn)

63 And here I am, still here, and still 29.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 26, 2018 08:59 AM (mtfdF)

Proof positive that reading the HQ keeps you young right?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:11 AM (rp9xB)

64 The problem, or part of it, is that schools insure that people have neither imagination or a sense of humor.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:02 AM (rp9xB)

The problem, or part of it, it that people DO have imagination and a sense of humor. It's just that their imagination and sense of humor are for shit.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 26, 2018 09:11 AM (9BLnV)

65 Prisoner's Log Day 45,
One thing we have noticed is that Captain Bill never hits the salad bar.
We are planning on our opportunity to strike at the desert bar at either 6:00 6:20, 6:30 7:00 or 11:00 or 11:15.


End Log

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Boat People at May 26, 2018 09:12 AM (7+qdf)

66 I knew being fat was good for you!!!

https://tinyurl.com/y8op667n

Posted by: lin-duh at May 26, 2018 09:12 AM (kufk0)

67 I watched a few vids of some F1 practice at Monaco. Cured my nostalgia pretty quick.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 26, 2018 09:14 AM (RuIsu)

68 One thing we have noticed is that Captain Bill never hits the salad bar.
We are planning on our opportunity to strike at the desert bar at either 6:00 6:20, 6:30 7:00 or 11:00 or 11:15.


End Log
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Boat People at May 26, 2018 09:12 AM (7+qdf)

They have a bar with sand in it? Wouldn't that attract the wrong element?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 26, 2018 09:15 AM (9BLnV)

69 Husband is taking me to the gun range. I'm going to try out a P365 to see what the hype is all about.

-

Have a great time. That's probably my next concealed carry purchase years after deciding the search was over after buying and loving my Shield. The increase in capacity is very appealing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:15 AM (VgKNm)

70 Wife asked if I had a billion dollars what I would do, told her sponsor a F-1 team and travel the world.

-

What would you do after first year?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:17 AM (VgKNm)

71 So, if the FBI routinely spies on everyone, who were the informants in the Hillary campaign? Have they answered that yet?
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 26, 2018 08:57 AM (bZ7mE)



Because of her political reliability Hillz was allowed to monitor and report on herself.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2018 09:18 AM (2K6fY)

72 Who was the second? Was it Carter Page?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:53 AM (+Tibp)

No sure! May have been CIA plant.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 09:18 AM (JFO2v)

73 Now that I think about it, you could probably run near the middle or just outside of the top five and make that billion last four or five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:19 AM (VgKNm)

74 News that affects Heather Radish at the very least, she is very annoyed by it, Twitter has shut down a lot of cat-based accounts over the last couple of days. It affects me a little since I retweet knitting, cats, and anti-trafficking with Knit'n Kitten, but one of her cat's accounts was shut down.

The issue for her, and I guess many, is that when setting up the accounts they put bio info in as if it were the cat, most cats are under 14, and Twitter *just* decided to enforce that rule. I think the real news is that Twitter *wasn't* enforcing the rule previously. A British account got reinstated by sending Twitter a photo of the cat and its human, but I doubt Heather Radish wants to do that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:19 AM (rp9xB)

75 Fat, stupid and self righteous is the only way to go through life

Posted by: Billy Kristol, midget weirdo at May 26, 2018 09:20 AM (FTPVM)

76 @realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago

Good news about the release of the American hostage from Venezuela. Should be landing in D.C. this evening and be in the White House, with his family, at about 7:00 P.M. The great people of Utah will be very happy!

Posted by: Tami at May 26, 2018 09:20 AM (Enq6K)

77
Plant steak?

No thanks.

I guarantee you that it tastes nothing like a real steak. Kinda like sucking on a beef bullion cube with A-1 sauce, I'll bet.

And texture...

C'mon, this is simply an human version of those "meaty" dog chews.


Sit up and beg for your human chew! Good boy!


Progtards - stop trying to make eating processed bugs and overly processed veggies and fake meat a thing!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 09:20 AM (9q7Dl)

78 68
One thing we have noticed is that Captain Bill never hits the salad bar.

We are planning on our opportunity to strike at the desert bar at either 6:00 6:20, 6:30 7:00 or 11:00 or 11:15.





End Log

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Boat People at May 26, 2018 09:12 AM (7+qdf)



They have a bar with sand in it? Wouldn't that attract the wrong element?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 26, 2018 09:15 AM (9BLnV)

Prisoner's log Day 45 addendum,
We discovered a grammer natzi in our midst, we suspect him of being a spy for Captain Bill. When no one was looking we sent him over the rail.

End log.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Boat People at May 26, 2018 09:21 AM (7+qdf)

79 Mornin' Horde. Wonder how the weather for the rest of my long weekend will be...

/checks storm track

FUUUUUUUUUU~

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 26, 2018 09:21 AM (lLeln)

80 41 So, if the FBI routinely spies on everyone, who were the informants in the Hillary campaign? Have they answered that yet?
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 26, 2018 08:57 AM (bZ7mE)

More importantly, why was not she PROTECTED from russians?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 09:21 AM (JFO2v)

81 The issue for her, and I guess many, is that when setting up the accounts they put bio info in as if it were the cat, most cats are under 14, and Twitter *just* decided to enforce that rule

-

Twitter has decided they want to be a serious platform for smart, serious people?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:21 AM (VgKNm)

82 My personal trainer is a black guy, born in the Bahamas and I believe he's lived in Africa as well.
He likes Donald Trump. I found it interesting he would get into a political conversation with a client, but I have dropped hints about how I'm conservative. I'm very careful in talking about politics with people I have a professional relationship with. But it was an interesting conversation.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 09:22 AM (nBr1j)

83 Wife asked if I had a billion dollars what I would do, told her sponsor a F-1 team and travel the world.

----Id spend most of it on liquor, gambling, and loose women.

Probably just waste the rest.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2018 09:22 AM (9rIkM)

84 61 I got a message in my Cheerios. It said "Ooooooo."
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 09:08 AM (ANIFC)

mine read o o O O O OOOOO

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 09:23 AM (JFO2v)

85 Sooo....Harv W. was arrested and bonded yesterday? Haven't seen much about it.

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2018 09:24 AM (0+nbW)

86 likes Donald Trump. I found it interesting he would get into a political conversation with a client, but I have dropped hints about how I'm conservative. I'm very careful in talking about politics with people I have a professional relationship with. But it was an interesting conversation.

Posted by: Northernlurker

-

A moron posted something similar about a Chinese person who is baffled by the hatred of Trump. He said something like, "I don't understand. Americans used to love strong men."

A good observation, and one that has the potential to destroy a nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:25 AM (VgKNm)

87 Billion dollars = Jay Leno style garage and keepers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:27 AM (VgKNm)

88 Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:21 AM (VgKNm)

Who knows, hard to believe even they would be delusional enough to hope for that. The cats at least all the other stuff more bearable.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:29 AM (rp9xB)

89 Starbucks reeducation camp for employees went from a all day, to 1/2 day to a hour or so.

-
You racist honkeys need to die. There. I did it in under a minute.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 09:29 AM (+y/Ru)

90 A nice day to make a visit to the Gun Show at the Pasadena, TX Fairgrounds Auditorium.

Lookin' for an older Remington 870 Wingmaster. Of course, I'd be happy to consider any such offered up for sale by any SCUBA qualified Morons or 'Ettes, soon as they conduct the salvage operation from their nearest waterway.

Any Houston area Horde who might wanna meet up noonish, my email is at my nic, here.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 09:29 AM (QzJWU)

91 @realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago

Good news about the release of the American hostage from Venezuela. Should be landing in D.C. this evening and be in the White House, with his family, at about 7:00 P.M. The great people of Utah will be very happy!

-
The coyotes howl but the moon shines on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 09:31 AM (+y/Ru)

92 Any Houston area Horde who might wanna meet up noonish, my email is at my nic, here.
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 09:29 AM (QzJWU)


I'm down, but it's a little out of my way. Meet halfway in STL maybe?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 09:33 AM (y87Qq)

93 The Tick is said to be the dominant personality of HillarTick, which explains a lot.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 08:29 AM (9q7Dl)


Nonsense. Nobody believes ticks are that avaricious and bloodthirsty.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 09:33 AM (cY3LT)

94 Good news about the release of the American hostage from Venezuela. Should be landing in D.C. this evening and be in the White House, with his family, at about 7:00 P.M. The great people of Utah will be very happy!

Geez, what can't Trump do?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 09:34 AM (R5lpX)

95 I don't believe for one second that the designers of that bike rack didn't know exactly what they were creating.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 26, 2018 09:36 AM (IuYIh)

96 >>Proof positive that reading the HQ keeps you young right?

Hmm. I might need a refund.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 26, 2018 09:36 AM (mtfdF)

97 Sooo....Harv W. was arrested and bonded yesterday? Haven't seen much about it.

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2018 09:24 AM (0+nbW)



I think the reason is that Weinstein's lawyer's main talking point is that "HW didn't invent the casting couch" and that these "relationships were all consensual" and that the same thing happens all over Hollywood every day.

And he says this long and loudly and repeatedly.

Nobody in Hollywood or the rest of the media like their dirty laundry aired at all.

How can they be Our Betters if they're all revealed to be creepy rapists and pimps or gross grasping slatterns?

Very few innocents in that mix.

Though the few who appear to have stood up and maintained their self-respect like Mira Sorvino make all the rest look even worse.

And do the same hijinks extend to the news media?

I bet they do.

Probably, at this point they all wish HW would just go away or die or flee to France like Polanski.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 09:36 AM (9q7Dl)

98 Wife asked if I had a billion dollars what I would do

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Posted by: Lawrence at May 26, 2018 09:38 AM (tOsEd)

99 Sooo....Harv W. was arrested and bonded yesterday? Haven't seen much about it.

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2018 09:24 AM (0+nbW)

He was carrying a biography of Elia Kazan with him for all to see. Kazan famously "named names." This could get interesting.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 09:39 AM (ANIFC)

100 I got a message in my Cheerios. It said "Ooooooo."
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 09:08 AM (ANIFC)

mine read o o O O O OOOOO
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 09:23 AM (JFO2v)


They make all sorts of Cheerios these days, it's hard to keep track. Fruity, honey nut, banana, chocolate, peanut butter. I must have gotten a box of Sexy Cheerios. Mine reads oo oo o o ooo ooooooo!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 09:40 AM (cY3LT)

101 Lookin' for an older Remington 870 Wingmaster

-

Good luck in your search. I've got more expensive pieces, and more prestigious pieces, but my wingmaster is definitely my cold, dead hands piece. Love them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:40 AM (VgKNm)

102

Stopped for gas and coffee in Lake Jackson. A lady comes into the store wearing pajamas, a bathrobe and slippers. My times sicken me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 09:41 AM (BRQ+4)

103 >>>>Wife asked if I had a billion dollars what I would do

Get rid of the wife before she can get rid of you.

Posted by: It's Barry! at May 26, 2018 09:41 AM (Tf/vJ)

104 Let us take a peak (said the goddess Athena, snatching the top of a mountain as she strode toward Athens).

Let us take a peek (said Harvey Weinstein), at which a starlet said "eek."

Thus endeth the pedantic lesson.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 09:42 AM (0bRDi)

105 Good news about the release of the American hostage from Venezuela. Should be landing in D.C. this evening and be in the White House, with his family, at about 7:00 P.M.

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How many terrorists did we have to trade?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:42 AM (VgKNm)

106 Ah, TIME Magazine, you used to be a contender. Here's and article from Illustration Art on the portraits of important personages that used to grace its covers:

http://illustrationart.blogspot.com/

Some of the best were by Bernard Safran:

https://www.pinterest.com/wbryant11/bernard-safran/


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 09:42 AM (qJtVm)

107 105 Good news about the release of the American hostage from Venezuela. Should be landing in D.C. this evening and be in the White House, with his family, at about 7:00 P.M.

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How many terrorists did we have to trade?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 09:42 AM (VgKNm)

We tried to give them Sean Penn & Danny Glover, but they refused.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 09:43 AM (ANIFC)

108 The casting couch defense is feasible.
Quim pro quo, as they say.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 09:44 AM (yxvWh)

109 Sooo....Harv W. was arrested and bonded yesterday? Haven't seen much about it.

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2018 09:24 AM (0+nbW)

He was carrying a biography of Elia Kazan with him for all to see. Kazan famously "named names." This could get interesting.
Posted by: josephistan

Harvey, probably has video

Posted by: Jean at May 26, 2018 09:44 AM (vH6E1)

110 3 Things are going to GET DONE today!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 08:24 AM (roQNm)

You go, Skandia Recluse!

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 09:45 AM (0bRDi)

111 Religion of peace update:

Sudan: Teen Rape Victim Appeals Sharia Death Sentence

You know, all cultures are created equal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 09:46 AM (+y/Ru)

112 Things are going to GET DONE today!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 08:24 AM (roQNm)



Most of them involve naps and beer.

BUT, THEY WILL GET DONE!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 09:48 AM (9q7Dl)

113 The casting couch defense is feasible.

Quim pro quo, as they say.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 09:44 AM (yxvWh)


Only if no coercion or violence can be proved.

DAs usually won't bring charges if his office didn't believe there was a win in it, somehow. For felony, of course, the grand jury had a peek at the witnesses too.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2018 09:49 AM (2K6fY)

114 31
The FBI had at least 2 spies in the opposition parties campaign. FUKN SPIES! The FBI is just a political goon farm!

Posted by: rhennigantx



Who was the second? Was it Carter Page?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 08:53 AM (+Tibp)

I think this is the part of the examination for "irregularities" that Trump commissioned. If the FBI has a tortured policy somewhere that justifies this level of domestic spying, generally, to cover both parties as a matter of Nat Sec, then lets see the all the files that you generated on the Dems. Oh........you never did that.........your fired. He's gonna hangem with their own "rules"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 26, 2018 09:50 AM (7+qdf)

115 The casting couch defense is feasible.
Quim pro quo, as they say.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 09:44 AM (yxvWh)


It absolutely is.

People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.

Think about it. The gals get jobs because they are willing to kneel down. How do the guys get jobs?

Not all of them, but enough of them, and we are never never never supposed to know about such things, because the industry itself, the very thing that they are selling is illusion and fantasy. It is such a small step from "innocent" fantasy to corruption. Perversion. And it happens so fast, it's like laying out bottles of booze at an AA meeting, or black tar and needles at an NA meeting. Just lay it all out on tables at the back and tell everybody, "help yourselves!"

Some won't. Some. But the rich and powerful and sick producers of Hollowwood have been given an endless supply of their favorite drug: Young fresh flesh. Willing flesh.

So why wouldn't you. What has Hollowwood cultivated within its confines that would tell them not to. Tell them it's wrong.

That's right. Nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 09:51 AM (cY3LT)

116 Professional Racial Grievance Industry Profiteer Al Sharpton Leads Protest Outside NFL Headquarters After Ban Against Disrespecting National Anthem, American Flag

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Those poor multimillionaires! How will they survive!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)

117 A comment that is actually coffee related! I like "Desi Coffee" which is a cold, foamed, sweet coffee creation with cinnamon and cardamom. The directions call for whipping instant coffee in a little water until it foams and then adding the other ingredients. I found the best way, and a handy way to make sure it's nice and cold, is to put the coffee powder, water, spices (I use my cinnamon, cardamom, clove, and coriander mix) and sugar or syrup into a Tang container and set it in the fridge overnight. In the morning put milk n the cup you want to use and then shake the ingredients in the Tang container vigorously. For some reason the manufacturers made sure the containers had a great seal and it makes the perfect shaker (for matcha lattes too). Pour the frothed coffee into the milk and enjoy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:53 AM (rp9xB)

118 Today is NOT going to be a disaster.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 08:21 AM (roQNm)
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tempting fate is generally NOT a good idea.

YMMV.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 09:53 AM (79lT1)

119 The wiki article about Elia Kazan notes that decades later when he received some lifetime award "dozens of actors refused to applaud".

These are the same shitheads who gave pervo Polanski a standing ovation.

Yeah, we should listen to *their* opinions about all the things!!

Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at May 26, 2018 09:54 AM (0ReGO)

120 Beaumont man charged in case of bombs placed at church, Starbucks

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Dude, you don't have to destroy Suxbucks. Just stand back and watch it happen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)

121 People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.


This is accurate. The people always scoff part.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 26, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)

122 Delusional artist who kept a 'kill list' and was obsessed with being Johnny Depp killed a pensioner with his guitar for 'staring at him' in a pub

I'm suing him for copyright infringement, baby.

Posted by: Honky Tonk Man at May 26, 2018 09:55 AM (f3MDZ)

123 So, I saw something that said Farrakhan actually said Trump has done more to take on the enemies of AAs than any other POTUS

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 09:56 AM (yxvWh)

124 Linked from the "failure to investigate" link:

"More than 34,000 people have signed a petition to change the word 'no' in the English language to 'yesn't'."

Whether I laugh or cry about this depends on whether the respondents were trolling or serious... and I'll never know.

Good morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker realllly wishes stupid could be fixed at May 26, 2018 09:58 AM (XqXVp)

125 Apropos of nothing, it sickens me to my core that Publix caved to that brownshirted little twerp.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 26, 2018 10:01 AM (mQ0Mc)

126 So, I saw something that said Farrakhan actually said Trump has done more to take on the enemies of AAs than any other POTUS

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I saw that on Candace Owen's twitter yesterday. She thought it was a really big deal.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 26, 2018 10:02 AM (mQ0Mc)

127 People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.
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This is accurate. The people always scoff part.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 26, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)


It's easier to believe in illusions.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 10:02 AM (cY3LT)

128
Racing this weekend! Charlotte and Indy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)
Monaco too.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 26, 2018 10:02 AM (d/thM)

129 Man, I miss my bus.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2018 10:03 AM (L+hSz)

130 People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.

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It seems strange how so many mediocre to untalented men are so willing to run interference for Weinstein.

Looking at you, Matt Damon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:03 AM (VgKNm)

131 Everything is ok, they took double-hung window out and couldn't get it back into the mechanism

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 10:03 AM (aC6Sd)

132 So, I saw something that said Farrakhan actually said Trump has done more to take on the enemies of AAs than any other POTUS

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Gosh, Fairy-con. Generally, I want blacks on Team Trump but I want you and your spaceship to stay on Deathstar Obama-Clinton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)

133 80
41 So, if the FBI routinely spies on everyone, who were the informants in the Hillary campaign? Have they answered that yet?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 26, 2018 08:57 AM (bZ7mE)



More importantly, why was not she PROTECTED from russians?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 09:21 AM (JFO2v)


I have recently discovered that the FBI has a standing policy routinely monitors all political campaigns for infiltration from foreign operatives. This is a great thing that the FBI should be doing. I thank them for keep an eye on my boys.


Thanks a alot fellas (Trump turns and shakes Rosenstein's and the FBI jack wagons hands make small talk, pats on the shoulder stuff.). Then Nation is well served by your diligence and forward think protection program.

HOWEVER, I have become aware that in the course of the application of this program you failed to monitor Hilary Clinton's campaign or take any action on her illegal homebrew server, nor have you done likewise to any Democratic Campaign.

This is a gross failure and a dereliction of duty on the part of senior management of the FBI and DOJ. Your fired, effective immediately. Here's a Rubbermaid tub. General Flynn will escort you to your desks so you may collect your personal items. Gimme your phones.

The FBI policy of monitoring of all political campaigns will be ordered into full effect as of this moment today.

MAGA

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 26, 2018 10:04 AM (7+qdf)

134 Did get to see Q3 there after it was fixed

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 10:04 AM (aC6Sd)

135 People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.

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It seems strange how so many mediocre to untalented men are so willing to run interference for Weinstein.

Looking at you, Matt Damon.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:03 AM (VgKNm)


Because yeah, all those actors people swoon over, they all got their jobs on a merit based system of analyzing talent and dedication to their craft.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 10:04 AM (cY3LT)

136 I'm betting Bandersnatch has pretty good Gaydar.




They can smell their own, you know.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2018 10:05 AM (L+hSz)

137 redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 09:53 AM

No plan survives contact with the enemy.
Local repair shop refused to sharpen mower blades. Had to order new ones, pickup Wednesday.

blew the rest of the list to hell.
I shoulda just ordered online, UPS would deliver, and save a trip.

effity effity effity effity effity.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 10:06 AM (roQNm)

138 They didn't think to put 'protection' on the Hillary campaign and so they were hacked and henceforth lost a very winnable President

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 10:06 AM (aC6Sd)

139 Prisoner's log Day 45 addendum,

We discovered a grammer natzi in our midst, we suspect him of being a spy for Captain Bill. When no one was looking we sent him over the rail.

End log.


Well, actually, that was a spelling dig and...

Aaaaaaahhhhh!!! (SPLASH!)

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 26, 2018 10:06 AM (7oUUT)

140 I'm betting Bandersnatch has pretty good Gaydar.




They can smell their own, you know.

Posted by: garrett

IT'S FUNNY CUZ HE'S CALLING HIM GAY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 26, 2018 10:07 AM (f3MDZ)

141 Thinking of taking a bike ride, nice out now

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 10:07 AM (aC6Sd)

142 102 Stopped for gas and coffee in Lake Jackson. A lady comes into the store wearing pajamas, a bathrobe and slippers. My times sicken me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 09:41 AM (BRQ+4)

I saw that back in the day, long time ago. Sometimes there's not a bad reason for it.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:08 AM (0bRDi)

143
Thinking of taking a bike ride, nice out now
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 10:07 AM (aC6Sd)



You should leave it out more often.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2018 10:08 AM (2K6fY)

144 36 ... Not only is Pixy dissing my weight, it's knocked me off four times this AM...
Posted by: f/ass at May 26, 2018 08:55 AM (9Vruh)


But note that since you changed your nic, Pixy changed your hash. Just to mess with you, of course.

Posted by: mindful webworker has vague memories of black Afghani finger hash back in '72 at May 26, 2018 10:09 AM (XqXVp)

145 Yesn't link.

https://bit.ly/2xflB1p

Why? I don't yesn't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

146 I saw that back in the day, long time ago. Sometimes there's not a bad reason for it.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:08 AM (0bRDi)


One of the local leading lights, back in the day, used to get drunk at the strip clubs and they would call his wife to come pick him up so he wouldn't drive home drunk at two in the morning.

She used to show up in a housecoat and pajamas to collect him.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2018 10:10 AM (2K6fY)

147 Morning, horde. Need coffee.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 26, 2018 10:11 AM (NP6Fb)

148 Stopped for gas and coffee in Lake Jackson. A lady comes into the store wearing pajamas, a bathrobe and slippers. My times sicken me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 09:41 AM (BRQ+4)

I saw that back in the day, long time ago. Sometimes there's not a bad reason for it.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:08 AM (0bRDi)



Yeah, that was a thing for a while around the time Oblabla was elected.

I saw it at least once a week, then it went away.

Thank God.

I wasn't like the pajama women were hawt 20 year olds in teddies and high heels.


I think wearing yoga pants took it place.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 10:11 AM (9q7Dl)

149 a billion dollars?

i'd move someplace like Texas, and open a factory that made new, mil-spec M1 Garand receivers. maybe M1 Carbine and 03 Springfield receivers as well.

pretty sure there would be a market for them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:11 AM (79lT1)

150 115 And it happens so fast, it's like laying out bottles of booze at an AA meeting

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 09:51 AM (cY3LT)

A comparison that is new to me.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:11 AM (0bRDi)

151 I think wearing yoga pants took it place.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 10:11 AM (9q7Dl)


I used to be able to gauge how far into the semester it was by where the girls were on the coordinated outfit/makeup/styled hair -> sweats/scrunchie ponytail spectrum.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:14 AM (y87Qq)

152
Why? I don't yesn't.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)


That's kyesn't.

Posted by: Spelling Nazi at May 26, 2018 10:14 AM (cY3LT)

153 John McCain: 'Go To Hell' If You Don't Like That I Passed Pee Dossier To FBI

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Dude, I'm not sure that I'm the one who bought a one way ticket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)

154 Muldoon, opsec requires me to not spy or inform on my surgeon. I am, however, better, stronger and faster. Relatively.

Posted by: RI Red at May 26, 2018 10:16 AM (ARQ+P)

155 Tommy Robinson was arrested yesterday for "breeching the peace" outside of a grooming gang trial.
https://tinyurl.com/y7fyxdvx

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:18 AM (f3MDZ)

156 Fake steak?

* looks out at the black Angus grazing in the pasture *

Why? In Heaven's name, why‽‽‽

Posted by: mindful webworker - hamburger needs no helper at May 26, 2018 10:18 AM (XqXVp)

157
"More than 34,000 people have signed a petition to change the word 'no' in the English language to 'yesn't'.

Mindful webworker, that is double-plus ungood.

Posted by: RI Red at May 26, 2018 10:19 AM (ARQ+P)

158 hey Jim!

i just e-mailed you re: "Older Wingmasters"

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:21 AM (79lT1)

159 146 She used to show up in a housecoat and pajamas to collect him.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2018 10:10 AM (2K6fY)

And maybe curlers.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:21 AM (0bRDi)

160 People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.
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Most of the actresses are too.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 26, 2018 10:22 AM (2NqXo)

161 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:18 AM (f3MDZ)

He wasn't just arrested. He was tried and sentenced. Amazing how it took them two years to grind Count Dankula through the courts and only an afternoon to get Robinson behind bars. He wasn't the one shouting vulgarities and threats either. His "breaching the peace" consisted of him being the target of, at least, verbal abuse.

For those preening about not using Twitter, I'd like to point out that Twitter is how I know about this.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 10:23 AM (rp9xB)

162 And it happens so fast, it's like laying out bottles of booze at an AA meeting

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 09:51 AM (cY3LT)

A comparison that is new to me.
Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:11 AM (0bRDi)


Maybe not fair to people in recovery.

A more apt comparison could be, rolling barrels of booze onto skid row.

Or what happens in urban areas when there is a blackout. The natives break into stores and carry off tv's and basketball shoes.

Why? Because they can.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 10:24 AM (cY3LT)

163 131 Everything is ok, they took double-hung window out and couldn't get it back into the mechanism
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 10:03 AM (aC6Sd)

Well, that's good. Was Memorial Weekend traffic crazy?

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:24 AM (0bRDi)

164 ""John McCain: 'Go To Hell' If You Don't Like That I Passed Pee Dossier To FBI
""


Fucking guy is just hell bent on pissing away any goodwill people have/had left for him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2018 10:25 AM (9Om/r)

165 People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.
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Most of the actresses are too.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 26, 2018 10:22 AM (2NqXo)


I doubt it, but maybe more accurately, would kneel/lay down for anybody, if it gets them their big break.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 10:25 AM (cY3LT)

166 The MSM is on a jihad to slime Scott Pruitt, saw one of the lowest attempts yet in an AP story today. "Emails show EPA, Climate Deniers linked!!!"

And when you read the story, you learn that the "Outrage!" was that Pruitt's office notified the Heartland Institute of some upcoming public meetings, so that a representative could attend. For those who haven't been following this closely, the Heartland Institute has been asking for honest science and open data sources for at least 20 years now. So of course, the fact that they support Real science and question junk studies makes the left go "Witch!!! Witch! Burn the WITCH!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2018 10:26 AM (V2Yro)

167 No plan survives contact with the enemy.


Local repair shop refused to sharpen mower blades. Had to order new ones, pickup Wednesday.
blew the rest of the list to hell.


I shoulda just ordered online, UPS would deliver, and save a trip.


effity effity effity effity effity.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 26, 2018 10:06 AM (roQNm)
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well, now you can start drinking beer and grilling meat... get to it!


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:27 AM (79lT1)

168 ""John McCain: 'Go To Hell' If You Don't Like That I Passed Pee Dossier To FBI
""


Fucking guy is just hell bent on pissing away any goodwill people have/had left for him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2018 10:25 AM (9Om/r)


What's the deadline (literally) for triggering a November special election to fill his seat? June 1?

Look for the "breaking news" headline. It won't happen before then.

#lessthantwoweeksuntilmccaincroaks

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 10:28 AM (cY3LT)

169 He wasn't just arrested. He was tried and sentenced. Amazing how it took them two years to grind Count Dankula through the courts and only an afternoon to get Robinson behind bars. He wasn't the one shouting vulgarities and threats either. His "breaching the peace" consisted of him being the target of, at least, verbal abuse.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

He was already on a suspended sentence for aggravated journalism outside of a previous grooming gang trial. The Brit deep state is desperate to keep the depths of the migrant rape crisis from the public.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:28 AM (f3MDZ)

170 138 They didn't think to put 'protection' on the Hillary campaign and so they were hacked and henceforth lost a very winnable President
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 10:06 AM (aC6Sd)

So the deep state colluded with the Russians to help Trump? That should go over with the fickle moonbats.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 26, 2018 10:28 AM (NP6Fb)

171 164 ""John McCain: 'Go To Hell' If You Don't Like That I Passed Pee Dossier To FBI
""


Fucking guy is just hell bent on pissing away any goodwill people have/had left for him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2018 10:25 AM (9Om/r)

I bought Faith of My Fathers, shortly before the 2000 Presidential election, and read it, and lent it to a Dem-friend, who lent me Jim Webb's Fields of Fire. Seems like a very different time.

Posted by: m at May 26, 2018 10:29 AM (0bRDi)

172 ""John McCain: 'Go To Hell' If You Don't Like That I Passed Pee Dossier To FBI
""


Fucking guy is just hell bent on pissing away any goodwill people have/had left for him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2018 10:25 AM (9Om/r)



Eh.

This is his "I yam what I yam." moment.

He thinks we'll all be impressed by his steadfast convictions and such.


But, revealing yourself to be a lying, scheming, back-stabbing, passive-aggressive, tone-deaf fuck noodle in your final days?


Well.....good luck.

And...


...


...


...


Bye.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2018 10:29 AM (9q7Dl)

173 I'd buy a reasonable facsimile fakesteak for primitive hiking trips if the not-meat didn't require refrigeration.

Probably make a lot of money from normal people who can't eat red meat for health reasons, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:33 AM (VgKNm)

174 surplusammo.com has a bunch of sales up this weekend, for those of you who live in a free state.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:36 AM (79lT1)

175 This is his "I yam what I yam." moment.

He thinks we'll all be impressed by his steadfast convictions and such.

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It's tragic that he's such a prisoner to it, and will eventually die there.

Seems almost fitting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:37 AM (VgKNm)

176 If McCain is not a scared old man screaming against everyone because he is dying, and trying drown out the niggling fear that everything he did just proves his dishonesty and selfish greed by shouting over it, then I suspect he is being Woodrow Wilson after the stroke, and people in his operation/handling staff are issuing these releases in a final attempt to make a point or some goal.

Now, it could be that someone truly loves the man and is trying to cement his place in history, but that means he hired a bunch of tin-eared hacks.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2018 10:37 AM (2K6fY)

177 I'd buy a reasonable facsimile fakesteak for primitive hiking trips if the not-meat didn't require refrigeration.


Probably make a lot of money from normal people who can't eat red meat for health reasons, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:33 AM (VgKNm)
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after 20+ years in uniform, my idea of primitive camping is a hotel with no room service. #FTS. if i was to lose my mind and do that sort of thing again, i'd carry dehydrated food, like the Gen 1 MREs.

protip: if you can't eat red meat for health reasons, you're NOT normal.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:40 AM (79lT1)

178 Ha. It will be even worse if someone is telling McCain what to say to America.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:40 AM (VgKNm)

179 45 In Philadelphia bike racks are alive and well, there are rent a bikes all over the city, no idea how they work.
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 09:01 AM (aC6Sd)

You see, the guy who owns the rent a bike company owns a couple pols (mayor, councilman, etc.), he gets ridiculous amounts of your money for a service nobody needs, wants, or uses, and then a portion of those funds go back into the pols' "campaigns.'

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 26, 2018 10:40 AM (NP6Fb)

180 protip: if you can't eat red meat for health reasons, you're NOT normal.

Posted by: redc1c4

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I see your point. Let's say normal thinking people, maybe. I know a lot of folks who have reached an age where the pork rinds have caught up with them and they've got to choose the chicken option at the restaurant because the steak one might eventually lead to another trip to the hospital to check on a weird heart rate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:43 AM (VgKNm)

181 Only reason not to eat red meat is if you are allergic

Fat will not give you a heart attack

Veggie and fruit and grains will

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 10:46 AM (yxvWh)

182 and i saw yours as well...

i was just being a smart-ass.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:46 AM (79lT1)

183 protip: if you can't eat red meat for health reasons, you're NOT normal.

Posted by: redc1c4

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I see your point. Let's say normal thinking people, maybe. I know a lot of folks who have reached an age where the pork rinds have caught up with them and they've got to choose the chicken option at the restaurant because the steak one might eventually lead to another trip to the hospital to check on a weird heart rate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 26, 2018 10:43 AM (VgKNm)


I don't eat much meat anymore... and vehemently correct anyone who says things like "oh, you're vegan?"

No, douchebag! I didn't sign up for anybody's insane religious cult, I just stopped overeating meat. Especially red meat.

So I do some veggie substitutes, but even there I have to be careful. I am an omnivore, and if given my choice, if there were no consequences, I would consume pretty much only sugar based foods and juicy fatty animal flesh.

But there are consequences. So I might consider trying the fake steak, if they ever send it here. But maybe not, because the main benefit of NOT eating meat, for me at least, is not overdoing the portions, and if it tastes enough like steak, I'll overdo it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2018 10:47 AM (cY3LT)

184 #1 reason for high blood pressure is your dna

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 10:49 AM (yxvWh)

185 read it and LYMFAO

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/05/26/
whoops-did-anti-nra-activists-who-got-publix
-to-cave-on-donations-stumble-into-an-amazing-self-own/

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:50 AM (79lT1)

186 Prisoner's log Day 45 addendum,
We discovered a grammer natzi in our midst, we suspect him of being a spy for Captain Bill. When no one was looking we sent him over the rail.

End log.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Boat People at May 26, 2018 09:21 AM (7+qdf)

But, I was saved by a passing mermaid. You will never stop the grammar Nazi!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 26, 2018 10:51 AM (9BLnV)

187 #1 reason for high blood pressure is your dna
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#2 reason is getting your "healthcare" at the VA.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:52 AM (79lT1)

188 Veggie and fruit and grains will
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 10:46 AM (yxvWh)

I am northern european and what are the odds my ancestors walked through the jungle eating fruit and berries. If their is evolution then how would I have learned to process fruit sugars?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

189 #3 reason for high blood pressure is following the government recommfor a "heart healthy diet"

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 10:54 AM (yxvWh)

190 People always scoff when I say I believe most male actors in Hollowwood are gay.
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Most of the actresses are too.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 26, 2018 10:22 AM (2NqXo)


I doubt it, but maybe more accurately, would kneel/lay down for anybody, if it gets them their big break.

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How ironic that the Hollyweirdos who protest so vehemently against gun violence and sexual misconduct are the very people who pump it into our living rooms.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)

191 "Beavers Behind Bars"

I know the name of the next Weinstein flick.

Posted by: Miklos. co-producer at May 26, 2018 10:55 AM (zCyNd)

192 Wife is finally getting dressed to take me to pick up my car rental. Hope she hurries up the place closes at 12.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 10:56 AM (R5lpX)

193 But, I was saved by a passing mermaid. You will never stop the grammar Nazi!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 26, 2018 10:51 AM (9BLnV)
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meanwhile, back in the jungle...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9PbMucPXU

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:56 AM (79lT1)

194 If their is evolution then how would I have learned to process fruit sugars?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

Natural sugars are only available for a short period. Fattens your body up for the winter.

Posted by: muckrack at May 26, 2018 10:57 AM (U6HrF)

195 How ironic that the Hollyweirdos who protest so
vehemently against gun violence and sexual misconduct are the very
people who pump it into our living rooms.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)
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not ours.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:58 AM (79lT1)

196 For those preening about not using Twitter, I'd like to point out that Twitter is how I know about this.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


Indeed.

"The Twitter ate my toenails" shtick is a bit tiring.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2018 10:59 AM (LNPd9)

197 true story: small jewelry store had an attempted robbery yesterday afternoon, somewhere around 2PM.

perps walked in, whipped out hammers and pepper spray... then a store employee whipped out a gun and took a shot or shots.

perps are apparently still running, but the shit trail the cops were following faded out.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 11:00 AM (79lT1)

198 "More than 34,000 people have signed a petition to change the word 'no' in the English language to 'yesn't'.


No, you mustn't!

Posted by: Miklos giovanni fascisti grammatico at May 26, 2018 11:00 AM (zCyNd)

199 Sitting at Phoenix airport waiting for my flight to Seattle.
Have a great weekend Hordlings and God bless those who gave the last full measure.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2018 11:01 AM (r74Oi)

200 #19 wha da name of that para z it movie wid the the dowagers hump?

The Puppetmasters, an excellent scare story by Heinlien.

believe D. Sutherland starred in the movie.

Posted by: rod of correction at May 26, 2018 11:02 AM (WX+x0)

201 Have a safe flight Diogenes. And watch out for those fruit loops in Seattle.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 11:02 AM (R5lpX)

202 #4 reason for high blood pressure is other people.

Posted by: Jean-Miklos Sartre at May 26, 2018 11:02 AM (zCyNd)

203 #1 cure for high blood pressure is not to get stressed out.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 11:04 AM (R5lpX)

204 Have a safe flight Diogenes. And watch out for those fruit loops in Seattle.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 26, 2018 11:02 AM (R5lpX)

Be very careful in Seattle. I was there once; they throw fish at each other.

Posted by: Miklos remembered to duck at May 26, 2018 11:04 AM (zCyNd)

205 Thanks Traveling Man.
There is a guy sitting nearby with an Evergreen college shirt.
I just laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2018 11:04 AM (r74Oi)

206 There is a guy sitting nearby with an Evergreen college shirt.
I just laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2018 11:04 AM (r74Oi)

Did you ask if the seven years of college were really down the drain?

Posted by: Miklos, Delta pledge at May 26, 2018 11:05 AM (zCyNd)

207 Miklos.
They will have to stop the fish throwing. The city council wants to tax by the throw.

For the homeless.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2018 11:06 AM (r74Oi)

208 sig 239 rides comfy in small of my back as backup to s&w six shooter with 357 load. wear suspenders and belt for weight spread, always comfortable. Oh and reloads all around.

Posted by: rod of correction at May 26, 2018 11:06 AM (WX+x0)

209 #1 reason for high blood pressure is your dna
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 26, 2018 10:49 AM (yxvWh)

I would agree, but I'm pretty much the only member of my family with hbp--and I'm far from the most overweight. Even my 80 year old parents don't have it. I take amlopodine and it works like a charm.
My reading at the Dr,'s are usually 122/78 now.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 26, 2018 11:07 AM (7uYFy)

210 No. But I did tell him where I work they will not even read a resume from an Evergreen grad.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2018 11:07 AM (r74Oi)

211 Back from bike ride and had last of watermelon, really nice out, 80 degrees and sunny.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 11:07 AM (aC6Sd)

212 if you don't want to Twitter, there's always Twitchy, where you ca see what's going on, to a certain extent.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 11:07 AM (79lT1)

213 "Teach a man to throw fish, and you feed somebody forever, if you tax it right."

Posted by: Miklos, biblically based economist at May 26, 2018 11:07 AM (zCyNd)

214 So Whoa Fat and RoK's President Moon met yesterday (or today, damn international date line) for a summit despite Trump's terrible, horrible, rotten, no good attempt to derail the peace process.

https://bit.ly/2sbXCLx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

215 I see Publix halted all donations. Not corp (unless privately owned) should donate money. It is not you money, it is the stockholders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:08 AM (JFO2v)

216 BurtTC: ...I just stopped overeating meat. Especially red meat....

Long story short, I went from raised on beef, to no fellow mammals, to dumb vegetarianism, to health problems, relieved by smarter vegetarianism, eventually back to fish&fowl-ism, finally back to beef and other fellow mammals. (Be glad I deleted the long version.)

No matter what diet I was trying to follow, I always partook of Mom's crispy bacon. That's holy manna.

Posted by: mindful webworker - you gonna finish that? at May 26, 2018 11:09 AM (XqXVp)

217 214 So Whoa Fat and RoK's President Moon met yesterday (or today, damn international date line) for a summit despite Trump's terrible, horrible, rotten, no good attempt to derail the peace process.

https://bit.ly/2sbXCLx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

Yeah I heard someone trying to take away PDTs Nobel Prize.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:10 AM (JFO2v)

218 I see Publix halted all donations. Not corp (unless privately owned) should donate money. It is not you money, it is the stockholders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:08 AM (JFO2v)

Tell that to Duke Power ($10 million to the DNC).

Posted by: Miklos, GMO-free economist at May 26, 2018 11:11 AM (zCyNd)

219 Prager came out with a new theory this week, he thinks Leftists to cover over their own actions go hard core Leftist in their actions.
As a example he said in college he witnessed guys who outwardly proclaimed they were pro feminist where the ones who abused women the most.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 11:11 AM (aC6Sd)

220 Sexist bastards stirring up trouble.

New York Times best-selling authors set to start "Save Masculinity" movement

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 26, 2018 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)

221 64 The problem, or part of it, is that schools insure that people have neither imagination or a sense of humor.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 09:02 AM (rp9xB)

The problem, or part of it, it that people DO have imagination and a sense of humor. It's just that their imagination and sense of humor are for shit.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 26, 2018 09:11 AM

The problem is the parents who teach their kids that any sort of teasing is bullying, and any sort of verbal correction is an insult. I've gotten to see this slow change firsthand in kids. You have to ask for consent before making a pun.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 11:14 AM (/+bwe)

222 Watching Patton on AMC, this is the best weekend to park in front of a tv and not move until Tuesday morning.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 11:14 AM (aC6Sd)

223 The United States of America cannot function where one of the two
parties effectively recognizes no limits on the use of government power
to impose its will upon the other half.

...

It's hilarious that Schlichter thinks that there are 2 parties.
They all clock in on the taxpayer's dime, yell a little about vaguely outlined "principles", pass laws that enrich their donors, vote themselves freebies and largesse and shoulder to shoulder press in close to bury their snouts in the public trough.

Repeat annually until death.

The Uniparty Congress is beneath worthless.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 26, 2018 11:14 AM (2wOtx)

224 219 Prager came out with a new theory this week, he thinks Leftists to cover over their own actions go hard core Leftist in their actions.
As a example he said in college he witnessed guys who outwardly proclaimed they were pro feminist where the ones who abused women the most.
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 11:11 AM (aC6Sd)

It is called Narcissism and Projection.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:15 AM (JFO2v)

225 re: the link i posted just above.

Publix stopped ALL political donations, to include Planned Parenthood, LGBTQWERTY, etc...

the usual suspects are up in arms with Camera Hogg.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 11:15 AM (79lT1)

226 Prager came out with a new theory this week

When Prager was in college?

I hear Pythagoras was a tough grader.

Posted by: Miklos, socratically speaking at May 26, 2018 11:16 AM (zCyNd)

227 I would love it of POTUS posted job listings on the FBI career employment site
Presidential campaign investigator. Duties will include, protecting the candidate from foreign influence, sting operations, entrapment, media leaking and coordination, and potential witness in criminal prosecution of the candidate and staff.

Posted by: downcast at May 26, 2018 11:18 AM (gbBbR)

228 Prager came out with a new theory this week, he thinks Leftists to cover over their own actions go hard core Leftist in their actions.
As a example he said in college he witnessed guys who outwardly proclaimed they were pro feminist where the ones who abused women the most.
Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 11:11 AM (aC6Sd)

They treated women exactly like the small men and boys they liked to abuse? Equality. You've come a long way, baby.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 11:18 AM (/+bwe)

229 [Gore] urged the graduates to vote in large numbers in the coming years, suggesting that Americas experiment with the Trump administration should, like some scientific ventures, be terminated early for ethical reasons.

terminated??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:18 AM (JFO2v)

230 When Prager was in college?

I hear Pythagoras was a tough grader.
Posted by: Miklos


The sixties.

When were you in college?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2018 11:18 AM (LNPd9)

231 MARKETWATCH

Publix announces co-branding agreement

"Hello Hoggy" branded merchandise aimed at pre-tween girls and other Democrats

Posted by: Miklos, socratically speaking at May 26, 2018 11:19 AM (zCyNd)

232 I'm watching "The Toys That Made Us" on Netflix. Seson 2 Ep 1 is on Star Trek toys (of which I had many).

I thought to myself "Who is that pink-haired old lady they're interviewing?" and it's Bjo Trimble! I had her Concordance, of courses.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 11:19 AM (qJtVm)

233 I must say that having the windows open is my favorite part of the summer. The pollen count is low and the birds are singing.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 11:20 AM (/+bwe)

234 When were you in college?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2018 11:18 AM (LNPd9)

Now we see the educated elitist verbal violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Miklos, kicked out of barber collge over a point shaving scandal at May 26, 2018 11:20 AM (zCyNd)

235 Notice conservatives will post that they went and heard someone speak while Progressives boast they went and try to shut someone up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:22 AM (JFO2v)

236 Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:08 AM (JFO2v)

I agree on that. The fact that corps *need* to donate for protection, or choose to donate for influence, is one of the ways our system has gotten much too close to fascism. I actually agreed with Hogg that they should stop all political donations. Of course, he then went on to demand they make an even larger donation to his thing which is probably a pass-through directly to democrats. I expect this will be the continued tactic unless businesses start refusing to comply.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2018 11:22 AM (rp9xB)

237 I think Dennis Prager is somewhere between 66 - 68

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 11:23 AM (aC6Sd)

238 We're going to go see the photograph's of Vivian Maier this a.m. It's an amazing story. She was a nanny, and an amazing, talented photographer who got zero recognition during her lifetime. There's a 1 hour YouTube documentary about her life. Well worth the watch.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 26, 2018 11:23 AM (ty7RM)

239 NOOdification

Posted by: Miklos, at May 26, 2018 11:24 AM (zCyNd)

240 Now we see the educated elitist verbal violence inherent in the system!
Posted by: Miklos, kicked out of barber collge over a point shaving scandal at May 26, 2018 11:20 AM (zCyNd)

Exactly!! They control speech, action and sex on campus with obscure rules and kangaroo courts with a wink wink of threatened violence.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 26, 2018 11:25 AM (JFO2v)

241 Gal Gadot is on board to produce and possibly star in a movie glorifying Castro...'My Dearest Fidel'.
My Gorgeous/Idiot Ratio Theory gets proven almost daily.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 26, 2018 11:26 AM (2wOtx)

242
[Gore] urged the graduates to vote in large numbers in the coming years, suggesting that Americas experiment with the Trump administration should, like some scientific ventures, be terminated early for ethical reasons.


It's unethical for a politician to do exactly what they promised to do when elected

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2018 11:27 AM (10vO4)

243
They will have to stop the fish throwing. The city council wants to tax by the throw.


They should tax the Mariners by the pitch and the Seahawks by the play.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 26, 2018 11:29 AM (10vO4)

244 Welcome to Hollywood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTdx1LEEa3I

Posted by: downcast at May 26, 2018 11:31 AM (F7Bpf)

245 You will never stop the grammar Nazi!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 26, 2018 10:51 AM (9BLnV)

This is true.

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