Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/26/18 )

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(Feel the calm. Feel the peace.)

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The Saturday Joke

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.

While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval
insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be
used on other ships under his command.

The Chief replied, "Iíd be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each
biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the
Navy insignia.

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"

The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If thatís the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts.

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A weekend, a Moron and a machine, life is good.


Cool boats. BOAT, bust out another thousand.


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Every home and office should have one of these to relieve stress. Shredding your stress away.

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Earlier today our very own KT had another wonderful Gardening Thread. Shrub removal unfortunately wasn't covered. Gardening the genius award winner way.

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There are reasons there are road closed signs. Genius Award Winner.

A woman has been caught on camera trying to drive through a half-marathon to get to the other side. She drove her Ford Focus through a traffic cone to try and cross the route, claiming that she couldn’t find another way. A man tried to stop her but she kept on going until a group of runners stopped in front of her. A council officer ordered her to stop during the event in Plymouth, Devon.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Spanking.

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1 St

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 09:51 PM (/+bwe)

2 2nd est

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 09:51 PM (aC6Sd)

3 Oooooo...pretty!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 26, 2018 09:51 PM (kufk0)

4 But will most likely be the last so
Good night.

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2018 09:52 PM (aC6Sd)

5 NOT Thir#383t...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 09:52 PM (e9G8E)

6 The joke. Lol.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 26, 2018 09:53 PM (T71PA)

7

Non primus.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 09:53 PM (DM+Gv)

8 Maureen O'Hara was hawt, and she would've knock Harvey Weinstein on his ass if he tried any ficus shit.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 09:53 PM (f3MDZ)

9 Damnable Javaſcript!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 09:53 PM (e9G8E)

10 That is the only John Wayne/ Maureen O'Hara movie I don't really like. I find the big mud fight silly but not funny, unlike the brawl in The Quiet Man.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 09:54 PM (/+bwe)

11 Humphrey Bogart up next on TCM

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 09:54 PM (+Tibp)

12 Duke of Patriarchy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2018 09:55 PM (IqV8l)

13 ONT, as the nights grow shorter...

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at May 26, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)

14 Maureen was one good looking lass. Her #1 fan was herself. Still like her though.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 09:55 PM (Ymy4N)

15 Serenity Now.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2018 09:55 PM (wUZ+I)

16 Spanking? There's not even a single monkey in that picture.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned. at May 26, 2018 09:56 PM (kP7RP)

17 Thank'ee kindly, MisHum, for a fine ONT.

What's next for your requests for CBD, Bosox tickets?

And congratulations, NaughtyPine, on your Primus Noctus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2018 09:56 PM (DMUuz)

18 Hello all! It's been a busy weekend already

Posted by: IC at May 26, 2018 09:56 PM (PEJUg)

19 Fine picture, MisHum. You pick good ones, but the seascapes are always my favorites.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 09:57 PM (fZuhk)

20 My favorite war movie is going to be "The Dim Presidential primary of 2020".

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 09:57 PM (Ymy4N)

21 Re the Admiral/Donut story:

I have a kinda/sorta joke like that, about an immigrant who keeps trying to open an "all-natural" restaurant, but keeps getting in trouble with the powers-that-be.

"America says they want natural, but they don't mean it. I make hamburgers with real ham, they don't want it. I make buffalo wings with real buffalo, they don't want it. I make hot dogs..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 09:58 PM (eMKNe)

22 Happy ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 26, 2018 09:58 PM (qJtVm)

23 Shad rap's my favorite plug. It's all about the bass.

Posted by: f'd at May 26, 2018 09:58 PM (UdKB7)

24 I NEED that shredder!

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 26, 2018 09:59 PM (PzBTm)

25 Shad rap's my favorite plug. It's all about the bass.
Posted by: f'd at May 26, 2018 09:58 PM (UdKB7)


Hello there!

Posted by: Meghan Trainor at May 26, 2018 09:59 PM (eMKNe)

26 It's after 10:00 pm EST and I'm still awake.

This is a major accomplishment for an old lady.

Congratulate me!

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 09:59 PM (cAj82)

27 Let's revisit the Great War.

What up, Horde?

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 09:59 PM (e7oj4)

28 Oh man, I don't have to work tomorrow. Or Monday. But Tuesday? I have to be at work at 8am!

Feels good, man.

:3

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 09:59 PM (fZuhk)

29 Bosox tickets?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2018 09:56 PM (DMUuz)

Heh....

Anyone who wants to give me tickets to a baseball game at Fenway Park is a good egg.

I hate the Boston Red Sox, but they play in a glorious place, and it is a pleasure to watch baseball there.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2018 09:59 PM (wYseH)

30 A woman has been caught on camera trying to drive through a half-marathon to get to the other side. She drove her Ford Focus through a traffic cone to try and cross the route, claiming that she couldn't find another way. Girl, 17, and man arrested after teenager stabbed to death A man tried to stop her but she kept on going until a group of runners stopped in front of her. A council officer ordered her to stop during the event in Plymouth, Devon.

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It looks like the one story has a bit from another story mixed in.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 10:00 PM (pvjTE)

31 DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

GALAHAD: I could stay a bit longer!


Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2018 10:00 PM (9rIkM)

32 logprof, seems like the Civil War and WW1 were both ahead of their times, in all the wrong ways.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:00 PM (eMKNe)

33 It looks like the one story has a bit from another story mixed in.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 10:00 PM (pvjTE)


Forget it Anon, it's Plymouth town.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 26, 2018 10:01 PM (sXefu)

34 Teh local Wegmans now has beer tastings in store! (After I showed my ID, rather unlike when I vote.) Teh beer wench guilted me into buying a six of "Cerveza Modelo Negra"...

Not bad!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:01 PM (e9G8E)

35 John Wayne was a conservative. I always liked his movies.

Class act all the way.

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:02 PM (cAj82)

36 A woman has been caught on camera trying to drive through a half-marathon to get to the other side. She drove her Ford Focus through a traffic cone to try and cross the route, claiming that she couldn't find another way. Girl, 17, and man arrested after teenager stabbed to death A man tried to stop her but she kept on going until a group of runners stopped in front of her. A council officer ordered her to stop during the event in Plymouth, Devon.

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LOL. I think you copied a bit of extraneous text there. I don't mean to be anal retentive, but that caused me to do a double take and think "Wow! She's really badass if she stabbed people to death while driving just to continue on her way".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (/qEW2)

37 I liked McLintock! It was a lighthearted departure from most of his other movies. Not that any of them were bad.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (IuYIh)

38 So how did you all spend the first day of your three day week-end?
I cleaned house and himself prepped the front porch ceiling for painting.

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (cAj82)

39 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 10:00 PM (pvjTE)

It was one of those stupid blurbs for another article that sneaked into the text.

I blame James Comey.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (wYseH)

40 "Cerveza Modelo Negra"...

Not bad!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:01 PM (e9G8E)

Grew up drinking it in TX. One of my favs

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (Ymy4N)

41 I'm meditating with some Kemp's Cherry Fudge Chunk ice cream.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2018 10:04 PM (wUZ+I)

42 LOL. I think you copied a bit of extraneous text there. I don't mean to be anal retentive, but that caused me to do a double take and think "Wow! She's really badass if she stabbed people to death while driving just to continue on her way".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

In her defense, she did say she'd cut a bitch.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:04 PM (f3MDZ)

43 32 logprof, seems like the Civil War and WW1 were both ahead of their times, in all the wrong ways.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:00 PM (eMKNe)

--I the novel, it will veer away from the Western Front, and end with the Battle of Caporetto.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:04 PM (e7oj4)

44 40 "Cerveza Modelo Negra"...

Not bad!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:01 PM (e9G8E)

Grew up drinking it in TX. One of my favs
Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (Ymy4N)

--Agreed.

The wifey likes Pacifico.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:05 PM (e7oj4)

45 Evening all. Spending the night(s) this weekend on the boat, safely tucked into a party cove. There is a flotilla of 8 boats here, and we dare not venture onto the open lake this weekend. The idiots are everywhere on holiday weekends.

I hope y'all are having a great holiday weekend, and I thank greatly those who served and made the ultimate sacrifice to make this weekend possible.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 26, 2018 10:05 PM (I16G8)

46 So how did you all spend the first day of your three day week-end?

I cleaned house and himself prepped the front porch ceiling for painting.

Posted by: ALH
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Cut down and sawed up a tree while trying to keep three little neighbor kids from *helping*. I'm beat.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)

47 Anyone who wants to give me tickets to a baseball game at Fenway Park is a good egg.

I hate the Boston Red Sox, but they play in a glorious place, and it is a pleasure to watch baseball there.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2018 09:59 PM (wYseH)

Yeah, as a Tiger fan, I still gotta give ya that one. I'd fly out to Boston in a heartbeat if I got free tickets to the Bosox.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 26, 2018 10:06 PM (IuYIh)

48 Seems like Wayne was always spanking & #MeTooing on O'Hara in their flicks ;^) or maybe I am just thinking of his spanking some gal in Donovan's Reef - that spanking photo posted is from the movie McClintock.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:06 PM (yNyJy)

49 37 I liked McLintock! It was a lighthearted departure from most of his other movies. Not that any of them were bad.
Posted by: Bill R. at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (IuYIh)

--McClintock! and The Cowboys are the shit.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:07 PM (e7oj4)

50 Cut down and sawed up a tree while trying to keep three little neighbor kids from *helping*. I'm beat.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)

We also put mulch on the flower beds in front. It was on sale at the Big Orange Box 5 bags for $10.

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:07 PM (cAj82)

51 38>> Played a round of golf today and then mowed and edged the lawn. And now for a scotch and a cigar in the hot tube.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 26, 2018 10:08 PM (L+pr4)

52 So how did you all spend the first day of your three day week-end?
I cleaned house and himself prepped the front porch ceiling for painting.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (cAj82)


1. got muh hair did
2. in so doing, took a picture of a table
3. mowed the lawn
4. installed a new router
5. cooked a food
6. maintained a level of constant HQ shitposting in keeping with the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service, reflecting great credit upon myself and the US Navy

I've been so productive I could just shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:08 PM (fZuhk)

53 Look closely at the wryly amused smirk on Teh Duke's face in that last photograph.

He's amusing himself greatly, and knows he's amusing the crowd as well.

You'll find that same mirthsome grin on dozens of Trumpian photographs, too.

Coincidence? I think not.

Y'don't mess with Teh Donald, Pil-grum... unh-huh.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:08 PM (QzJWU)

54 and a cigar in the hot tube.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Okaaaaay.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (9rIkM)

55 Got to find a replacement for my Starbucks house blend beans. When they go on sale for 4.99 for a 12 oz bag, I always buy a few months worth. Never can pass it up but can't do it anymore. phuckers

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N)

56
photoshop Trump on the Duke and fauxchahontus or hillary on O'hara.

or schumer

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (r+sAi)

57 Pithy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2018 10:10 PM (yQpMk)

58 So how did you all spend the first day of your three day week-end?


I cleaned house and himself prepped the front porch ceiling for painting.



Posted by: ALH

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Picking up, chopping up and burning up tree branches from the winter. Halfway done, will be sore tomorrow. Hubby weed whacked.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 26, 2018 10:10 PM (RfzVr)

59 56

photoshop Trump on the Duke and fauxchahontus or hillary on O'hara.

or schumer


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (r+sAi)

Melania.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2018 10:11 PM (wUZ+I)

60 Teh local Wegmans now has beer tastings in store! (After I showed my ID, rather unlike when I vote.) Teh beer wench guilted me into buying a six of "Cerveza Modelo Negra"...

Not bad!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:01 PM (e9G8E)
++++++++++
Wegman's is the *only* thing I miss about living in Upstate NY. Their deli was great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:11 PM (hYcqw)

61 59 56

photoshop Trump on the Duke and fauxchahontus or hillary on O'hara.

or schumer


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (r+sAi)

Melania.
Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2018 10:11 PM (wUZ+I)

Obama

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:12 PM (cAj82)

62 Golden State just slashed HOU' s lead to 2 pts

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 10:13 PM (4y8IQ)

63
maybe crybaby comey.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2018 10:13 PM (r+sAi)

64 Can you imagine the #metoo tsunami if Charles Laughton was still around ? Thinking about Maureen

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:13 PM (Ymy4N)

65 90% chance of rain on Monday. Darn. Guess I'll have to throw the ribs in the crockpot with sauerkraut.

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:13 PM (cAj82)

66 Redacted, Costco has Kirkland beans that are roasted by Starbucks. I haven't priced them lately, but they were significantly cheaper than the name brand.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at May 26, 2018 10:14 PM (YLycA)

67 So how did you all spend the first day of your three day week-end?
I cleaned house and himself prepped the front porch ceiling for painting.
Posted by: ALH
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Went out for breakfast, got a haircut, bought and assembled some furniture, took a nap, did some reading.

Not a bad day, all things considered.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:14 PM (hYcqw)

68 Thanks to commenter Blutarski-esque for suggesting a reread of "The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon". It is from 2004, I was pretty new to the HQ and wasn't sure what to think except that Ace was a hell of a funny writer and a pretty sick, disgusting individual. This go round I still laughed till I had a coughing fit. Some stuff never gets old. It is first up in the sidebar "Greatest Hitjobs".

Interesting to see how much this place has grown since then. It took 39 minutes for there to be a first comment and total comments was under 100 even after several weeks.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 26, 2018 10:15 PM (RfzVr)

69 "Cerveza Modelo Negra"...

Not bad!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:01 PM (e9G8E)

Grew up drinking it in TX. One of my favs
Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (Ymy4N)




A wonderful beer, best served near-freezing, and poured S L O W L Y into a frozen beer mug, fresh out of the freezer.

Pour it faster than slowly, and it'll foam over on ya.

Served in that frozen mug, it is one of the smoothest beers you'll ever enjoy. And the flavor is superb, as well.

Amazing, as it comes from the same company that produces that awful beer-colored water called "Corona".

Real beer does NOT need a citrus shoved up it's ass to be palatable.

And a pox on the servers and patrons who REFLEXIVELY stuff a slice of lime into ANY Mexican beer, just cause they're acting like trained seals who think "Mexican Beer = Lime".

Cause that's what the see in bars and commercials.

Without ever checking in with their own damned palates.

Fucking trendaholics. I despise them.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

70 Went out for breakfast, got a haircut, bought and assembled some furniture, took a nap, did some reading.

Not a bad day, all things considered.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:14 PM (hYcqw)

What kind of furniture?

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:15 PM (cAj82)

71 What kind of furniture?
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:15 PM (cAj82)
An inversion table. Family member threw out his back, was recommended.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:16 PM (hYcqw)

72 66 Redacted, Costco has Kirkland beans that are roasted by Starbucks. I haven't priced them lately, but they were significantly cheaper than the name brand.
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at May 26, 2018 10:14 PM (YLycA)

Nearest costco, one hour five minutes. Any other suggestions ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:16 PM (Ymy4N)

73 Wegman's is the *only* thing I miss about living in Upstate NY. Their deli was great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:11 PM

How did you escape? I've been held captive* here for over a dozen years now...
*largely because the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Roshia-no Botto actually likes it here -- her family, and all... When the last of Teh Spawn are done with skool, it's back to Maine!!!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:17 PM (e9G8E)

74
1) Ran down to Lake Jackson to get ethanol-free gas for the tractor.

2) Assembled shelving unit for the tool room.

3) Assembled shelving unit for the garage.

4) Hauled a ton of stuff down to the road for anyone to pick up.

5) Hauled a ton of stuff from the tool room to the garage.

6) Showered, dressed and headed into town for dinner.

7) Did the week's shopping.

Got the dogs put up before storms hit.

9) Gabapentin and bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 10:18 PM (QixYx)

75 @ ALH.

That porch ceiling. Gonna paint it ha'ant blue?

Or Guards Red?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

76 An inversion table. Family member threw out his back, was recommended.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:16 PM (hYcqw)

I had to look that up. Interesting. You'll have to let me know if it works.

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:18 PM (cAj82)

77 Real beer does NOT need a citrus shoved up it's ass to be palatable.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Why you put lime?! Is beer, not fruit salad!

Posted by: Khan Supenusenpone at May 26, 2018 10:18 PM (f3MDZ)

78 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

Haint blue for the win!

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:19 PM (cAj82)

79 Top ten , Birches.
And if i fail,whoa eupn ghox bout to senttint raptor retribution.

Ans Ispelld 'retriuyio\
U know you're fucked when you can't eve understand my posts.

faeegnugin.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2018 10:20 PM (0ogQG)

80 The only time food should have contact with the human body in the preparation process (other than with latex gloved hands) is when it's raw fish on the belly of a woman at a high end sushi joint.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2018 10:21 PM (/qEW2)

81 Somebody should send one of those heavy-duty shredders to Mueller. He needs all the help he can get in destroying evidence against him (and exculpatory evidence against his victims).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:21 PM (hYcqw)

82 Where do I get a shredder like that? Not only does that look like serious fun, it's awfully practical, too.

Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2018 10:21 PM (c/EDo)

83 "Cerveza Modelo Negra"...

An all-time Miklos favorite.

My other favorite Mexican beer is the local Yucatan brew Montejo, named after the conquistador family of that region.

I have noticed that they no longer use their old slogan- "El Sabor que Conquista".

Posted by: Malty Miklos at May 26, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

84 Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

---Citrus in beer is not a sin, but it should be the choice of the consumer.

I do love shandy this time of the year.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:22 PM (e7oj4)

85 Amazing, as it comes from the same company that produces that awful beer-colored water called "Corona".

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:15 PM (QzJWU)


When I was stationed in Arizona in the 80's, I used to shoot pool at this hole in the wall bar off base. One night, one of the civilians I worked with pointed to the glass doored beer cooler and asked me if I noticed anything funny about the Corona. It took a minute or so but I suddenly noticed that the level of beer in each bottle was different. Serious quality control there!!

Posted by: Bill R. at May 26, 2018 10:22 PM (IuYIh)

86 What did I do today?

Coffee
Kettlebell workout (Gainzz!)
Made delicious omelet for Mrs. Blutarski
Weird Dave's links
Salmon on the new Blackstone grill (I love it)
War movies
Liqueur store
More war movies
Walk hell hounds
More Salmon, this time for Mrs. Blutarski
Movie thread, plus from here to eternity
ONT

Life is good.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 10:23 PM (+Tibp)

87 Got to find a replacement for my Starbucks house blend beans. When they go on sale for 4.99 for a 12 oz bag, I always buy a few months worth. Never can pass it up but can't do it anymore. phuckers
Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N)

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I buy Dunkin Donuts Dark Roast @ 3 16 oz. bags for $19.99.

Good stuff, and as far as I know, apolitical.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 26, 2018 10:23 PM (I16G8)

88 The only time food should have contact with the human body in the preparation process (other than with latex gloved hands) is when it's raw fish on the belly of a woman at a high end sushi joint.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2018 10:21 PM (/qEW2)

How would you know which part is the fish?

Anyway, I'm game.

Posted by: Trigglypuff the WARRIOR at May 26, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)

89 Cerveza Modelo Negra


*******

Man that takes me back. I haven't had a Negra Modelo since elementary school!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 10:23 PM (mvenn)

90 Miklos, I love dark Modelo in my chili.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:24 PM (eMKNe)

91 Posted by: Trigglypuff the WARRIOR

Nobody wants that warrior to come out and play.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:24 PM (f3MDZ)

92 90 outside.

80 inside.

Pookette's cousins are supposed to sleep here overnight (if they can sleep).

Blown fuses on Memorial Day weekend SUCK.

Posted by: pookysgirl loves her kittehs, even when they throw up on white carpet at May 26, 2018 10:25 PM (PHGWd)

93 Negra Modelo is a decent beer on tap

Most Mexican restaurants in Columbus (and we have some pretty good ones) have the same Mexican beers on tap:

Pacifico
Dos Equis (Amber and Lager)
Tecate
Corona
Modelo Especial
Negra Modelo

Negra Modelo is my favorite of these, followed by Dos Equis lager. Tecate sux

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:25 PM (oAY8z)

94 Leon Negra > Modelo Negra

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 26, 2018 10:25 PM (L+pr4)

95 ...---Citrus in beer is not a sin....

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:22 PM (e70j4)



I understand those words but not those words in that order.

*shudder*

*pulls Open In Case Of Emergency tab on 16 oz can of Guiness Stout*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:26 PM (QzJWU)

96 McClintock was about giving Patrick Wayne a role besides his lame Sinbad series, and it was a break out role for a very young Stefanie Powers, and Wayne was generous in that regard.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:26 PM (yNyJy)

97 How did you escape? I've been held captive* here for over a dozen years now...
*largely because the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Roshia-no Botto actually likes it here -- her family, and all... When the last of Teh Spawn are done with skool, it's back to Maine!!!!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:17 PM (e9G8E)
+++++++++++
No work, and I wasn't a native. I went there for school, tried to make a go of it there (a girl was involved). Eventually, I told the girlfriend I was going to move back home (Rocky Mountain West) and look for work and I'd let her know when I found it. She stayed, but I had forgotten how great it was to live in the West. There's work out here and people are pretty pleasant. For example, when I get told to "have a nice day" I kinda feel like folks mean it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:26 PM (hYcqw)

98 ghost, I still remember the ads for Tecate "with lime and salt."

Sounds as if even they were kinda/sorta admitting it's crappy, and buyers should try and turn it into a margarita-style drink when they have it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:26 PM (eMKNe)

99 Blown fuses on Memorial Day weekend SUCK.
Posted by: pookysgirl loves her kittehs, even when they throw up on white carpet at May 26, 2018 10:25 PM (PHGWd)


Not to be That Guy, but isn't that easy enough to remedy?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:26 PM (fZuhk)

100 Also, Bud Light is coming out with their own shandies: Orange and Lemon. Yeah, that'll work out great...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

101 59 56

photoshop Trump on the Duke and fauxchahontus or hillary on O'hara.

or schumer


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (r+sAi)

Melania.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2018 10:11 PM (wUZ+I)

++++

Should be someone that Trump has kind of a frenemy relationship with. Like a woman in the media, not bad looking, someone who generally opposes him, but isn't totally hateful towards him. Is willing to smile at him as she tries to ask a gotcha question. If such a creature exists.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 10:27 PM (pvjTE)

102 There are two Negras left. I've popped one in the freezer to try it with a bit of slush... And now, I wait...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)

103 Or is it lime? Oh well.
I love limeade, btw.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

104 Hadrian, I have to ask, was the gabapentin for the dogs or for you?!

Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2018 10:28 PM (V+V48)

105 Negra Modelo is teh aw350me.... especially as Jim proposed.

it's the ONLY one to drink W/Mex/Tex-Mex/Kinda sorta Mex food.

IMNSHO, of course.


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2018 10:28 PM (xN9Bo)

106 Miklos, I love dark Modelo in my chili.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:24 PM (eMKNe)

The carrot in the top of the bottle is for DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY!

Posted by: Don Miklos de Hacienda Molnar at May 26, 2018 10:29 PM (zCyNd)

107 I'm enjoying a cherry gin, sold by a local distillery. It's good, I like it. There's an Irish nursery rhyme on the bottle..
One for sorrow,
Two for Mirth,
Three for funerals,
Four for birth.

I suppose that's where the panty remover element comes in.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 10:29 PM (nBr1j)

108 Man that takes me back. I haven't had a Negra Modelo since elementary school!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 10:23 PM (mvenn)

That's what we called it when I was a pup. Negra Modelo. Great with gas station tacos in the 70's. That was eating

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:30 PM (Ymy4N)

109 Amazing, as it comes from the same company that produces that awful beer-colored water called "Corona".
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:15 PM (QzJWU)
+++++++++
Inexperienced me like Corona the first time. It is very much *not* hard to do better. I watch "Fast and Furious" movies for their sheer comedic value (The fast-forward button is mandatory, but the "plot" and "acting" get more ludicrous with every episode in the franchise.) I don't think there has ever been a franchise that flogs shitty beer as aggressively as F&F. The Corona sponsorship went from "kinda subtle" to "beating you about the face and neck" over time. There was a scene basically dedicated to the stuff in one of the recent installments.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:30 PM (hYcqw)

110 ah, beer slush, so good on a hot day but so frustrating...the harder you try to rush getting it out of the container, the worse you make it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:30 PM (oAY8z)

111 Miklos, no carrots in my chili.

Now anchovies OTOH... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:30 PM (eMKNe)

112 Personally, my favorite Beaner brew is Sol.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:30 PM (e7oj4)

113 Leon Negra > Modelo Negra

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 26, 2018 10:25 PM (L+pr4)

Requires further validation.

*considers next grant funding opportunity*

Posted by: Don Miklos, porque sciencia! at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

114 Wow, a fuse on my A/C went out too but got a replacement at HD this AM so A/C is running again but it ain't cooling worth a tinker's dam. Think it may need some more Freon charging, so that won't come until after the holiday, ack. So I am sitting here sweating & typing in my birthday suit, trying to think cool thoughts ;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM (yNyJy)

115 I still remember those 15 minutes in the 1990s when Sierra Nevada was really popular...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)

116 Or is it lime? Oh well.
I love limeade, btw.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

"Put the lime in the coconut..."

Was that Harry Belafonte or Lois Farrakhan?

Posted by: Miklos will stick with bourbon, 'cause that's what he gots at May 26, 2018 10:33 PM (zCyNd)

117 Anyone else tried those Doritos Blaze chips?

(No, Glenn Beck's face isn't on the bag.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)

118 90 Miklos, I love dark Modelo in my chili.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:24 PM (eMKNe)

Blasphemy, I'm gonna sick Hot Dog on your ass

Posted by: Stanley Marsh lll at May 26, 2018 10:33 PM (Ymy4N)

119 Miklos, Harry Nilsson.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)

120 One for sorrow,
Two for Mirth,
Three for funerals,
Four for birth.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 10:29 PM (nBr1j)


Well. The four for birth is just a two for mirth, but it's a double because you're drinking for two.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:34 PM (fZuhk)

121 On the topic of beer, has anyone else noticed the weird regionalism in beer? I like porters, but CO's Front Range does *not.* This is IPA town - everyone has half a dozen IPAs but we have something of a porter drought. I was in Portland, OR a few years ago and you couldn't swing a cat without hitting several good porters - but you were SOL if you wanted a good amber.

And on that topic, what porters do y'all like (if you like porters, obviously)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:34 PM (hYcqw)

122 Gabapentin and bed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 10:18 PM (QixYx)
----
I wish I had some of that. I'm in agony.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2018 10:34 PM (UiRxW)

123 115 I still remember those 15 minutes in the 1990s when Sierra Nevada was really popular...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)

I think there's still an old Sierra Nevada t-shirt in my rag bin.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 10:34 PM (ANIFC)

124 A beer I tend to see a lot of at supermarkets here in SoCal, is something called 805. Made in the Paso Robles area, I believe (where the area code is, you guessed it).

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)

125 (No, Glenn Beck's face isn't on the bag.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++
Probably a good move. I doubt that would move much product.

Maybe there's a niche, though. There's got to be some kind of sponsorship opportunity for Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:35 PM (hYcqw)

126 son of Schmilsson

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:35 PM (oAY8z)

127 ...Anyone else tried those Doritos Blaze chips?

(No, Glenn Beck's face isn't on the bag.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)




Duh, his face is IN the bag, munching away at Mach Sicks!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:35 PM (QzJWU)

128 Sierra Nevada beer is bitter, or maybe it's just my delicate feminine taste. My favorite beer is New Belgian's Fat Tire. Actually any of NB series is good.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:36 PM (yNyJy)

129 Joe Mannix, Kristol chips! They're all brittle, transparent and flavorless. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:36 PM (eMKNe)

130 Wow, a fuse on my A/C went out too but got a replacement at HD this AM so A/C is running again but it ain't cooling worth a tinker's dam. Think it may need some more Freon charging, so that won't come until after the holiday, ack. So I am sitting here sweating & typing in my birthday suit, trying to think cool thoughts ;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM (yNyJy)

In a Roald Dahl post, somebody would be dead by the end.

Posted by: Miklos,avoiding the garden at May 26, 2018 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

131 "now he's a poof!
he drinks lager and lime. . ."

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 10:36 PM (4y8IQ)

132 I don't doubt that there's better Mexican beers than Negra Modelo, but I'm talking the commonly found drafts

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:36 PM (oAY8z)

133 Jim, I've never seen someone so good at crying and eating at the same time...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

134 Sierra Nevada beer is bitter, or maybe it's just my delicate feminine taste. My favorite beer is New Belgian's Fat Tire. Actually any of NB series is good.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:36 PM (yNyJy)
++++++++
Their "1554" is quite good, if you like dark, chewy beer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:37 PM (hYcqw)

135 Maybe there's a niche, though. There's got to be some kind of sponsorship opportunity for Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Maybe a line of sea biscuits?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:37 PM (f3MDZ)

136 Negra Modelo is nice and thick, with a head* to die for.

*Okay, let's go ahead and get started with the 'head' jokes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

137 so the rockets have decided they're tired of #winning. feh.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (4y8IQ)

138 So I am sitting here sweating typing in my birthday suit, trying to think cool thoughts ;^)


Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM


I'm listening. Go on...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (e9G8E)

139 IPA drinkers are Imperialists of Pallor!!!!

Posted by: Friends of Mary from Brattleboro at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

140 Nope, hogmartin, because every time Pooky swaps out a fuse things get worse. We knew we'd have to get an electrician in here to redo the fuse boxes, but that was supposed to be a "in a month or so" project, not an emergency project. We're calling an electrician tomorrow, but at least it's a family friend so hopefully we won't get screwed over too badly.

Posted by: pookysgirl loves her kittehs, even when they throw up on white carpet at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (PHGWd)

141 Maybe there's a niche, though. There's got to be some kind of sponsorship opportunity for Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:35 PM (hYcqw)
----
They already tried olestra. Didn't work out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (UiRxW)

142 *Okay, let's go ahead and get started with the 'head' jokes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:37 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++
Beer is the only reliable head I get!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (hYcqw)

143 136 Negra Modelo is nice and thick, with a head* to die for.

*Okay, let's go ahead and get started with the 'head' jokes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

--Last barmaid I had didn't pour any head.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (e7oj4)

144 Friends of Mary, I hear Mrs. B still has a couple dozen bottles of Ripple Red in her basement...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

145 *Okay, let's go ahead and get started with the 'head' jokes...
Posted by: qdpsteve

Very funny asshole!

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at May 26, 2018 10:39 PM (f3MDZ)

146 This is IPA town - everyone has half a dozen IPAs but we have something of a porter drought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:34 PM (hYcqw)


IPA is kind of brewing in easy mode, if I recall correctly. You're hopping it to hell and back so you can cover up any number of oopsies. Pale Pilsen types, like the generally-reviled mass-market domestics, are actually really tough to do consistently well because everything's right up front.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:39 PM (fZuhk)

147 84-76, GSW over HOU after three.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:39 PM (hYcqw)

148 72 66 Redacted, Costco has Kirkland beans that are roasted by Starbucks. I haven't priced them lately, but they were significantly cheaper than the name brand.
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at May 26, 2018 10:14 PM (YLycA)

Nearest costco, one hour five minutes. Any other suggestions ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:16 PM (Ymy4N)

++++

Shop online.

https://www.costco.com/coffee-sweeteners.html?keyword
=Whole+Bean+Coffee&autosugg=true&dept=All

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 10:39 PM (pvjTE)

149 I'm an IPA lover

IPAs are my favorite

I'm a cliche'

and I don't care

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:40 PM (oAY8z)

150 When I was a kid in the 60's, we go down to Acuna and they would have draft Negra Modelo. Ordering one when you were 15 was a trip. Among other things

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:40 PM (Ymy4N)

151 They already tried olestra. Didn't work out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Ah yes, memories. Now there was a doomed ad campaign. "The brown trail makes you easier to find by your friends!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:40 PM (eMKNe)

152 My bullseye for beers tends to run towards the (real import, not the brewed in USA fake) Newcastle Ale, Negra Modelo, and other hearty ales.

Lagers, I want the real import (not brewed by Molson in Canada) Sapporo from Japan, as a "best of" example.

Local brewery "Saloon Door", just up the road a wee bit in Webster, TX, has outrageously great examples of both.

I'll have to make the drive up Monday for a growler of each.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:40 PM (QzJWU)

153 BebeDahl

You're making me hot around the collar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 10:40 PM (hyuyC)

154 .Anyone else tried those Doritos Blaze chips?

(No, Glenn Beck's face isn't on the bag.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)


"Man, Beck was eatin' Doritos like Nabisco needed their bags back..."

Posted by: This is war, Mitchell!! at May 26, 2018 10:40 PM (zCyNd)

155
I liked McLintock! It was a lighthearted departure from most of his other movies. Not that any of them were bad.
Posted by: Bill R. at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (IuYIh)

--McClintock! and The Cowboys are the shit.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:07 PM (e7oj4)






McClintock! is my second fav Duke film, after Rio Bravo.

It's also Duke's most political film. And unlike the commie cocksuckers in Hollywood, he did it without making a non-entertaining film or being heavy-handed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2018 10:41 PM (eXA4G)

156 *fistbump*

Posted by: Charles Stewart at May 26, 2018 10:41 PM (4y8IQ)

157 Marie, go eat cake! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:41 PM (eMKNe)

158 poor head is better than no head

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:41 PM (oAY8z)

159 149 I'm an IPA lover

IPAs are my favorite

I'm a cliche'

and I don't care
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:40 PM (oAY8z)

--The IPA at Spinnaker's in Victoria, BC . . . awesome.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 10:41 PM (e7oj4)

160 They already tried olestra. Didn't work out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (UiRxW)
++++++++
Maybe Haribo can rebrand their GI-tract-destroying sugar substitute for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (hYcqw)

161 Shop online.

https://www.costco.com/coffee-sweeteners.html?keyword
=Whole+Bean+Coffee&autosugg=true&dept=All
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 10:39 PM (pvjTE)

Nearest computer, one hour five minutes

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (Ymy4N)

162 No beer tonight, it's too hot for alcohol since my A/C isn't up to par with the heat & humidity.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (yNyJy)

163 Time to turn in.

Have a great night, everyone. May you brag about your night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (hyuyC)

164 We're calling an electrician tomorrow, but at least it's a family friend so hopefully we won't get screwed over too badly.
Posted by: pookysgirl loves her kittehs, even when they throw up on white carpet at May 26, 2018 10:38 PM (PHGWd)


Aw, sorry

I guess if it was that easy it'd be fixed already.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (fZuhk)

165 They already tried olestra. Didn't work out.

?! Some sort of recall? Is there something I should know?

Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2018 10:43 PM (5OO3x)

166 162 No beer tonight, it's too hot for alcohol since my A/C isn't up to par with the heat & humidity.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (yNyJy)


But obviously not too hot for drugs. Whadda u , nuts ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:43 PM (Ymy4N)

167 I guess I can tell this story now...

A few weeks ago, walking up to the building where I work, I had an 'Olestra moment.' (And it was right in front of a 7-Eleven, too.)

Had to go home, shower and return to work. Lost about an hour.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

168 Bill Kristol is made of olestra and lycasin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2018 10:44 PM (UiRxW)

169 160 They already tried olestra. Didn't work out.


Somebody should lace Hillary's gin with Olestra. It would be spectacular.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 10:44 PM (nBr1j)

170
McClintock! is my second fav Duke film, after Rio Bravo.

It's also Duke's most political film. And unlike the commie cocksuckers in Hollywood, he did it without making a non-entertaining film or being heavy-handed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2018 10:41 PM (eXA4G)

One of my fav Duke movies is very seldom seen on TV anymore...

Donovan's Reef...

Very non PC...

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote at May 26, 2018 10:44 PM (NgKpN)

171 ?! Some sort of recall? Is there something I should know?
Posted by: Hillary! at May 26, 2018 10:43 PM (5OO3x)
+++++++++
Be careful, Mrs. Clinton. With your health the way it is, you can ill-afford that kind of risk taking. Just crack open another bottle of cheap gin - you don't want to disrupt your internal chemical balance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:44 PM (hYcqw)

172 So I am sitting here sweating typing in my birthday suit, trying to think cool thoughts ;^)


Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM

"When the mercury rises, I write prose in my underwear, and poetry in the alltogether"

-H.L. Mencken (from memory)

Posted by: H. L. Miklos at May 26, 2018 10:45 PM (zCyNd)

173 I actually recently finally found a sugar-free candy I really like:

Sugar Free Chik-O-Stik nuggets in a bag, made by a company called Atkinson. (Not sure if they're related to Atkins.) Made with Splenda, and they were nice and sweet and crunchy and tasty. Mmmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)

174 Joe, at this stage Hillary's more gin than woman.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)

175 Donovan's Reef? I swear I watched that yesterday on a movie channel.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 10:46 PM (+Tibp)

176 Bill Kristol is keeping his joints glued together with chamber of commerce help. like in DeathBecomesHer but with semen.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (4y8IQ)

177 130 Wow, a fuse on my A/C went out too but got a replacement at HD this AM so A/C is running again but it ain't cooling worth a tinker's dam. Think it may need some more Freon charging, so that won't come until after the holiday, ack. So I am sitting here sweating & typing in my birthday suit, trying to think cool thoughts ;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:31 PM (yNyJy)

In a Roald Dahl post, somebody would be dead by the end.
Posted by: Miklos,avoiding the garden at May 26, 2018 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

Internet rule...

Pics or it didn't happen....

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)

178 I liked McLintock! It was a lighthearted departure from most of his other movies. Not that any of them were bad.

I guess you haven't seen 'The Conqueror.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (oVJmc)

179 FA = Fecal Accident

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

180 No beer tonight, it's too hot for alcohol since my A/C isn't up to par with the heat & humidity.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (yNyJy)

YER DOIN IT RONG

Posted by: The people of New Orleans, chere at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

181 176 Bill Kristol is keeping his joints glued together with chamber of commerce help. like in DeathBecomesHer but with semen.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (4y8IQ)
+++++++++
Brutal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (hYcqw)

182 Too hot for alcohol?

What the bloody hell?!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:47 PM (e9G8E)

183 Daughter, SIL, and 2 oldest grandkids arrived last evening just before a glorious thunderstorm. Took them on a 2 hour drive through rolling back roads of lovely Iowa to Sabula, Iowa. Sabula is the only inhabited Iowa island in the Big Muddy and we had great pizza and beer (except the younger grandson) at a funky place called Bombfest. Drove back to our little rural sanctuary and played cards with a lot of catching up converation. Everyone hit the sack early except me.

BTW, I don't keep up with every little thing here, but am I correct in thinking insomniac has disappeared? Hope all is well with him.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (FoFVZ)

184 Somebody should lace Hillary's gin with Olestra. It would be spectacular.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.


Overheard in Martha's Vineyard: "Who's that brown blob stumbling around?!?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)

185 Nearest computer, one hour five minutes

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:42 PM (Ymy4N)

++++

Heh. That must make it tough to keep up with this forum.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (pvjTE)

186 Joe, at this stage Hillary's more gin than woman.
Posted by: qdpsteve

An alcohol fueled robot. She may as well change her name to Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (f3MDZ)

187 It's also Duke's most political film. And unlike the commie cocksuckers in Hollywood, he did it without making a non-entertaining film or being heavy-handed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2018 10:41 PM (eXA4G)
----
Here, here. Agreed, well except that part about, well, uh, isn't commie c*cksuckas like a double negative;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (yNyJy)

188 Beer is like pizza to me. Some are better than others but it's hard to be bad. Hot summer day and any beer on the planet will be delicious.

Posted by: #neverskankles at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (pJWZ4)

189 Also, I think the Duke is spanking Capucine. But I understand the confusion.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 10:49 PM (+Tibp)

190 I miss the hell out of Wegmans since moving to Colorado. Nothing but Safeway and King Soopers here. Wegmans would do great here too.

Week after next I'll be in Buffalo on business and I'm shipping myself home a Wegmans care package.

Posted by: The Wolf at May 26, 2018 10:49 PM (pxOl8)

191 An alcohol fueled robot. She may as well change her name to Bender Bending Rodriguez.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (f3MDZ)
+++++
Except that she lacks his mischievousness, irreverence and humor. He's a piker compared to her in the crime department, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:49 PM (hYcqw)

192 The funny thing is, if the fuses were slightly different, we'd have no problem since Pooky used to do this sort of thing all the time in the USAF. But, no, we got some "damn civilian fuses!" And I would be in my birthday suit but I've got four kids between myself and our bedroom. Sorry, Morons and Bob From NSA!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 26, 2018 10:49 PM (PHGWd)

193 Disregard. It's McLintock and not North to Alaska. I stand down on that last post.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 10:50 PM (+Tibp)

194 Joe, at this stage Hillary's more gin than woman.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Mumbai Gin.

Posted by: Miklos, culturally basz meg sensitive at May 26, 2018 10:50 PM (zCyNd)

195 I know you don't want to ask Hillary what her favorite card game is... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

196 167 I guess I can tell this story now...

A few weeks ago, walking up to the building where I work, I had an 'Olestra moment.' (And it was right in front of a 7-Eleven, too.)

Had to go home, shower and return to work. Lost about an hour.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

I saw William Shatner live the other week, and he had the same thing happen to him - at the debut of his Broadway one man show. Food poisoning the night before.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 10:51 PM (ANIFC)

197 josephistan, yup.

Talk about 'shit happens.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

198 I know you don't want to ask Hillary what her favorite card game is... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)


Certainly not euchre. On election night, she couldn't be bothered to call trump.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:52 PM (fZuhk)

199 I saw William Shatner live the other week, and he had the same thing happen to him - at the debut of his Broadway one man show. Food poisoning the night before.
Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 10:51 PM (ANIFC)
+++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/73tjF0bzAi4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)

200 I know you don't want to ask Hillary what her favorite card game is... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

Acey-Deucy.

Posted by: Huma at May 26, 2018 10:52 PM (zCyNd)

201 I used to call gin panty remover. I hate to think about panty remover and Hillary Clinton together.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 10:53 PM (nBr1j)

202 198 I know you don't want to ask Hillary what her favorite card game is... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

Certainly not euchre. On election night, she couldn't be bothered to call trump.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:52 PM (fZuhk)

This thread is won. Good night folks.

Posted by: josephistan at May 26, 2018 10:53 PM (ANIFC)

203 I know you don't want to ask Hillary what her favorite card game is... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)
++++++
I'm guessing it isn't "Top Trumps"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:53 PM (hYcqw)

204 After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the
Navy insignia.

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"

The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If that's the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts.


========

There are several variations of this joke, as there are for most jokes. This brings up an issue with ancient texts such as the bible. In Genesis there are 3 accounts of a patriarch who visits a foreign land with his wife, taken into custody by the king, and to protect his life lies and says "She's not my wife, she's my sister". The king almost seduces her but is warned by God that she is already married.

This happens twice with Abraham and Sarah and once with Isaac and Rebekah. Could that have happened three times? Maybe, the world was different then. But the accounts all have slight (or not so slight) differences. It's led some to believe that there was an effort to collate various sacred stories into Genesis, and the hypothetical compiler of it had several versions of the same story. And not knowing which was definitive, just decided to put them all in. I don't know if this is true or not but it's an interesting conjecture since we have modern examples which seem to bear similarities as to how stories get modified. That of course assumes the secular view that there must be a naturalistic explanation for the text.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2018 10:53 PM (/qEW2)

205 Yeah alcohol does not refresh me at all when it's blazing hot outside, it makes me even more uncomfortable. I can only drink seasonally, mostly in the winter. Always been that way.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:54 PM (yNyJy)

206 This is funny.

https://youtu.be/cYlf23dRakk

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 10:54 PM (+Tibp)

207 Bridge, not walls!!!

Posted by: *hic!* at May 26, 2018 10:54 PM (zCyNd)

208 I miss Hannafords and Shaws in Maine... Wegmans will have to do! (Better than Weis, Price Chopper, or Aldi!)


There actually is a Hannafords not too far away from the Zettaibunker in Upstate Newyorkistan... I never been there.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 10:54 PM (e9G8E)

209 Actually, I read Hillary's fave card game is blackjack.

Whenever she loses, she pummels the winner with her blackjack.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

210 That of course assumes the secular view that there must be a naturalistic explanation for the text.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2018 10:53 PM (/qEW2)

We're talking bagels, right?

Posted by: Rebbi Miklos at May 26, 2018 10:56 PM (zCyNd)

211 Hey guys. I need to ask y'all a question: What can you tell me about James Allsup? Is he in the Richard Spencer mold, or is he just an activist college Republican? Little from column A, little from column B? If so, how much from each?
Trying to get a feel here. Little is now interested in politics, and he's definitely on the right side of the aisle, but I want to make sure he doesn't get seduced by the dark side, IYKWIM. He showed me a video of this dude reporting on an Antifa protest, now I need to find out where he stands so I can properly talk about him.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (vFKpB)

212 Always the designated driver for my gal pals in the summer, woe is me.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (yNyJy)

213

We have just had the most violent storm I have ever experienced here. The overhead garage door was vibrating. A lightning bolt hit and split a tree out front. Scary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (eM8BP)

214 One of my fav Duke movies is very seldom seen on TV anymore...

Donovan's Reef...

Very non PC...
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote at May 26, 2018 10:44 PM

I bought it on DVD so I can watch it at Christmas. Lee Marvin in the Christmas pageant is a hoot.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (/+bwe)

215 Hey, Bebe's has a new nic!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (eMKNe)

216 Well know that Hillary did NOT reach the pinochle of success.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (mvenn)

217 Hadrian: God knows what you did last summer...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (eMKNe)

218 We have just had the most violent storm I have ever experienced here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (eM8BP)


Where is here?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (fZuhk)

219 An alcohol fueled robot. She may as well change her name to Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (f3MDZ)


Gin? I'm using that for enemas.

Posted by: Hills at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (sXefu)

220 https://youtu.be/cYlf23dRakk
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 26, 2018 10:54 PM (+Tibp)
+++++++
Ugh, robo-voice. Even poor speakers are usually better than robots. I don't know why people insist on using robo-voices. I am bombarded by them at work because so much of our training is made by our Indian office and people have trouble with the accents (and I guess being lulled to sleep by a synthetic monotone is preferable).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (hYcqw)

221 Gin? I'm using that for enemas.
Posted by: Hills at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (sXefu)


And she can STILL taste it!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (eMKNe)

222 Hey guys. I need to ask y'all a question: What can you tell me about James Allsup? I
Posted by: Weirddave

Not a damn thing.
Hope that helps.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (f3MDZ)

223 speaking of semen, Houston sure blew this game

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (4y8IQ)

224 Bill refuses to play poke 'er with Hill.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (mvenn)

225 Beer is like pizza to me. Some are better than others but it's hard to be bad. Hot summer day and any beer on the planet will be delicious.

Posted by: #neverskankles at May 26, 2018 10:48 PM (pJWZ4)




There are Two Kinds of Beer.

The first, are the "Gourmet Beers." Flavorful, to be enjoyed on their own, or matched suitably with robust, tasty foods. Even on their own, after the meal, as the perfect post-prandial delight.

The second are "Lawnmower Beers."

These are the cold, wet and plentiful brews that one throws down past his or her own taste buds, in the haste to rapidly quench the thirst, sate the sobriety and otherwise both hydrate with the water-based brew, and dehydrate from the effects of the alcohol, logic be damned.

The Gourmet Beer Snobs look down upon the Lawnmower Swilling Cretins....but only, because the former pay illegal labor to Mow the Lawns that demand Quenching thus.

And the affcianados of the Lanmower Brews sneer likewise at the Gourmet Snobs, 'cause they know they're drunkifying mightly on but a fraction of the cost of the Upper Crust Suds, and some of the cheap stuff really ain't that bad, after all.

The wise Moron though, knows to gulp down the Busch when sweating it out on the lawn, and is yet wise enough to reward him or herself later, at the restaurant, over fajitas, frijoles and an icy cold Negra Modelo, as a well earned reward to a hard day's work.

This all though, is Trumped, by the glass poured of fine spirits, when one is safely home, the home is shut down for the nonce, and the cops won't pull you over whilst in your recliner.

In this mode now, I salute you all....

CHEERS, HORDE!

*clink!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (QzJWU)

226 Well know that Hillary did NOT reach the pinochle of success.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (mvenn)
++++++
A Pinochet of success?!?!?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:00 PM (hYcqw)

227 I just sent Popeye's a very negative report of my customer experience this evening.

FIGHT THE POWER!!!

Posted by: Miklos form la Nouvelle Orleans at May 26, 2018 11:00 PM (zCyNd)

228 Bebedahl is BBD?
:0

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:00 PM (e9G8E)

229 I FA'd when out walking my daughter years ago (she's now 13). Back then, she was in a stroller but old enough to talk. She kept asking why I kept stopping on our walk. I "held things together" until we got back to our house. Seriously, I could pick up a rock and hit my front door, but it was like my sphincter knew we were really close but couldn't wait. Most every time you make it to where you need to make it.

This time, not so much. I was literally unlocking the front door when things went pear-shaped.

A good half hour of cleanup

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 26, 2018 11:00 PM (oAY8z)

230 Well know that Hillary did NOT reach the pinochle of success.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (mvenn)

Yes, because she got Trumped.

Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 11:01 PM (cAj82)

231 I bought it on DVD so I can watch it at Christmas. Lee Marvin in the Christmas pageant is a hoot.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (/+bwe)


'Boats' Gilhooley has to be one of my all time favorite Lee Marvin characters.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 26, 2018 11:01 PM (sXefu)

232 speaking of semen, Houston sure blew this game
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (4y8IQ)


So they weren't ready to cum out and play tonight?

/sorry

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

233 Hillary: Old Maid?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:01 PM (e9G8E)

234 In this mode now, I salute you all....

CHEERS, HORDE!

*clink!*
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (QzJWU)
++++
Hear, hear!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:02 PM (hYcqw)

235 Hillary always told me her favorite game was Go Fish.

Posted by: Huma at May 26, 2018 11:02 PM (e7oj4)

236 Ghost, that's always fun.

I once had an accident on the way home from the casino after a big win. The extra cash helped my mood... but just barely.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

237 /sorry
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
+++++
Never apologize!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:02 PM (hYcqw)

238 Uno-ranium One?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:03 PM (e9G8E)

239 IPAs and Porters are my favorite styles. I'm blessed with a good selection of craft beers at Wegmans and Harris Teeter, so I usually grab something I haven't tried before. Haven't found a bad one yet. I think Anchor was my first porter long ago, like in the 90s. Danzig Baltic, Port City, Founders, Great Lakes are more recent ones.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at May 26, 2018 11:03 PM (YLycA)

240 CHEERS, HORDE!

*clink!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 10:59 PM (QzJWU)

--Well put, and my taste exactly, both for beer and music.

Posted by: Huma at May 26, 2018 11:04 PM (e7oj4)

241 Well know that Hillary did NOT reach the pinochle of success.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 26, 2018 10:58 PM (mvenn)
++++++
A Pinochet of success?!?!?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Soon.

Posted by: The God-Emperor's Imperial Helicopter Corps. at May 26, 2018 11:04 PM (f3MDZ)

242 The wise Moron though, knows to gulp down the Busch when sweating it out on the lawn, and is yet wise enough to reward him or herself later, at the restaurant, over fajitas, frijoles and an icy cold Negra Modelo, as a well earned reward to a hard day's work.


I believe this is the essence of von Mises' explication of the fundamental nature of rational decision making.

Posted by: Miklos for, from, just words at May 26, 2018 11:04 PM (zCyNd)

243 /Muslim Bro-hood cunny

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2018 11:04 PM (e7oj4)

244 Soooo... Since my beer du jour is Modelo Negra, does that make me a beer snob?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:06 PM (e9G8E)

245 I never wanted to be a beer snob...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:07 PM (e9G8E)

246 Hillary always told me her favorite game was Go Fish.

Posted by: Huma at May 26, 2018 11:02 PM (e7oj4)


Bullshit. It's the Oregon High-Five, and you know it.

Posted by: Hills at May 26, 2018 11:07 PM (sXefu)

247 Since my beer du jour is Modelo Negra, does that make me a beer snob?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:06 PM (e9G8E)

Enjoy your Negra privilege.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 26, 2018 11:08 PM (zCyNd)

248 And I would be in my birthday suit but I've got four kids between myself and our bedroom. Sorry, Morons and Bob From NSA!
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 26, 2018 10:49 PM (PHGWd)
-----
Oh no girl. Well luckily I am alone except for my two dogs that seem oblivious to the view. And, I have had probably 15 short cold showers today just to try to get cool. And all my fans are running, I dread my electric bill.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:08 PM (yNyJy)

249 I'd rather be just a...

snob!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)

250 Damn Jim, that was beautiful.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 26, 2018 11:09 PM (RfzVr)

251 Bullshit. It's the Oregon High-Five, and you know it.
Posted by: Hills at May 26, 2018 11:07 PM (sXefu)
+++++
I had to look that one up. Never underestimate human inventiveness when it comes to deviancy...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:09 PM (hYcqw)

252 And, I have had probably 15 short cold showers today
just to try to get cool. And all my fans are running, I dread my
electric bill.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:08 PM


How cold were they, Bebe?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:10 PM (e9G8E)

253 What was that about gulping down sweaty bush?

Posted by: Huma at May 26, 2018 11:10 PM (YLycA)

254 Enjoy your Negra privilege.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 26, 2018 11:08 PM (zCyNd)
--------
Now that's funny, grin.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:10 PM (yNyJy)

255 228 Bebedahl is BBD?
:0
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:00 PM (e9G8E)

What the fuck? NO!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:11 PM (gQQ9b)

256 Man, that turned around. GSW went from -17 to +29. 115-86 final, GSW over HOU.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:11 PM (hYcqw)

257 I found a series of videos on YooToob that's way entertaining than it has any right to be. This guy takes those old Peanuts cartoons and makes classic rock music videos out of them.

Here's Pat Benatar's Hit Me With Your Best Shot...
https://youtu.be/2czxzFVfXy0

Here's How Deep Is Your Love by The Bee Gees...
https://youtu.be/whOrsMXsn3s

Here's Heart's Barracuda...
https://youtu.be/QlqV3nm6Lrk

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 26, 2018 11:11 PM (wSC8T)

258 I went to store for hamburger rolls, found Wimmers skinless hot dogs on sale, found pork chops two for the price of one, discovered at check out stand that pork chops were not two for the price of one, removed pork chops from bag and got refund. Made deviled eggs. Made cream cheese and onion dip. Made supper.

It's too damn hot to do anything else. Of course, the heat is supposed to break Tuesday. Big whup!

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 26, 2018 11:11 PM (eNyDO)

259 211 Hey guys. I need to ask y'all a question: What can you tell me about James Allsup? Is he in the Richard Spencer mold, or is he just an activist college Republican? Little from column A, little from column B? If so, how much from each?
Trying to get a feel here. Little is now interested in politics, and he's definitely on the right side of the aisle, but I want to make sure he doesn't get seduced by the dark side, IYKWIM. He showed me a video of this dude reporting on an Antifa protest, now I need to find out where he stands so I can properly talk about him.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (vFKpB)

++++

His Wiki page is interesting. They look like they want to call him a white supremacist, but since he overtly denies it, they just hint.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Allsup

If I really wanted to familiarize myself with him, I'd start watching his videos at his Youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/jamesallsupyt

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 11:12 PM (pvjTE)

260 Shredder - No Mister Bill? I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:12 PM (FJXGr)

261
Props to the toilet seat lid for putting up the best struggle against the shredder. Overall, though, that was a dumb video.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2018 11:12 PM (NoLse)

262 I've got a serious decision to make. If I have another gin I'll get all chatty and shit. Should I risk it?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)

263 How cold were they, Bebe?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:10 PM (e9G8E)
-------
As cold as I could stand without throwing my body into shock. Plus I don't dry, the flipping the fans can do that. Drippy cranky Bebe;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:13 PM (yNyJy)

264 227 I just sent Popeye's a very negative report of my customer experience this evening.

FIGHT THE POWER!!!
Posted by: Miklos



LOL

Posted by: booknlass at May 26, 2018 11:13 PM (uJ09Y)

265 So how did you all spend the first day of your three day week-end?
Getting a candlestick phone to work with a VoIP switch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:14 PM (IcT7t)

266 I've got a serious decision to make. If I have another gin I'll get all chatty and shit. Should I risk it?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)
+++++++
I would. But then, I'm just some weirdo on the internet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:14 PM (hYcqw)

267
I just sent Popeye's a very negative report of my customer experience this evening.

The spinach had listeria

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2018 11:14 PM (IqV8l)

268 Miklos, also LOL.

"You call THIS spicy?!?!?" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:15 PM (eMKNe)

269 115 I still remember those 15 minutes in the 1990s when Sierra Nevada was really popular...
Posted by: qdpsteve



Its a good solid brand. I still drink it occasionally. There Summer Lager, Pilsner, and Pale Ale are all really good. Right now I'm consuming coffee (at work). In the fridge at home I have Founders Solid Gold and Devils Backbone Vienna Lager.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2018 11:15 PM (pY+s4)

270 What the fuck? NO!


Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:11 PM


Well, I was, at least, skeptical! (I'm blaming qdpsteve!)


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:15 PM (e9G8E)

271 Getting a candlestick phone to work with a VoIP switch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:14 PM (IcT7t)
++++++
Neat problem. Did you need to amplify it? Those have a hefty power draw IIRC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:15 PM (hYcqw)

272 Teem - no pain no gain!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 26, 2018 11:15 PM (YLycA)

273 I've got a serious decision to make. If I have another gin I'll get all chatty and shit. Should I risk it?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.

It's Memorial Day weekend, I think it's your duty as a Moron to go for it.

Heh heh, doody.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 11:15 PM (f3MDZ)

274 Puddleglum, it's funny. I don't drink beer but I remember so many of the commercials and pitch campaigns.

I still remember when Molson Golden was a thing in the early 1980s. Ads made it sound like a milkshake.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

275 Some people in the movie thread asked about Korean War movies.

The one I was thinking of is The Steel Helmet.

It was actually the first Korean War movie.

Posted by: MAGA at May 26, 2018 11:16 PM (LnOh3)

276 Korean War movies? M*A*S*H, of course.

Although as well all know, it was really about 'Nam...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

277 Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy!


Somehow I found those rockin; Peanuts videos recently, too, and watched them "do" Rush's 2112

Posted by: booknlass at May 26, 2018 11:16 PM (uJ09Y)

278 There's no better group than the Moron Horde. Serious.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 11:17 PM (nBr1j)

279 Bebe, in your bday suit? What about chooze?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 26, 2018 11:17 PM (etv5d)

280 Switched to baseball, and there's an Indian casino called "Morongo" sponsoring the game. Sounds like a place for this crowd ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:18 PM (hYcqw)

281 265 Getting a candlestick phone to work with a VoIP switch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:14 PM (IcT7t)

Rotary phone?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:18 PM (gQQ9b)

282 261
Props to the toilet seat lid for putting up the best struggle against the shredder. Overall, though, that was a dumb video.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2018 11:12 PM (NoLse)

++++

I admit I didn't watch the full 17 minutes, but I did see the toilet seat. Kind of funny flapping around. I liked the bottle of lotion close to the beginning, squirting itself to death.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 11:18 PM (pvjTE)

283 As cold as I could stand without throwing my body
into shock. Plus I don't dry, the flipping the fans can do that.
Drippy cranky Bebe;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:13 PM



I still have the feeling there are *things* you're not sharing...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)

284 I second Devil's Backbone; their 8 Point IPA is a solid pick and can be had at many restaurants around here in Ol' Virginny.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 26, 2018 11:18 PM (YLycA)

285 Joe Mannix, I'm goin' to Morongo for a three-day vacation in July. It used to be called Casino Morongo and was one of the first places I ever played blackjack, in the late 1990s.

IMHO, second only to Pechanga in the running for best SoCal indian casino.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:19 PM (eMKNe)

286 255 228 Bebedahl is BBD?
:0
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:00 PM (e9G8E)

What the fuck? NO!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:11 PM (gQQ9b)
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Well gosh, did ya have to rough disclaimer like that, I mean really, talk about breaking a girl's heart.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:19 PM (yNyJy)

287
Ugh, robo-voice. Even poor speakers are usually better than robots. I don't know why people insist on using robo-voices.


There is some news video service on YouTube that employs the robovoice for narration. I despise it to the point where I do not remember its name because I bail out so fast whenever I allow myself to be suckered into giving one of its products a click.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2018 11:19 PM (NoLse)

288 His Wiki page is interesting. They look like they want to call him a
white supremacist, but since he overtly denies it, they just hint.

I know, but they like to call anyone on the right a white supremacist, so that's not conclusive.
If I really wanted to familiarize myself with him, I'd start watching his videos at his Youtube channel.
Sure, I can do that, and I already watched one, but there's hours of video there, I was hoping someone could point me in the right direction.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2018 11:20 PM (vFKpB)

289 285 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:19 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++++
Ah, that makes sense given where the game is. A little far afield for me. Enjoy your vacation, and good luck!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:20 PM (hYcqw)

290 I so wish we could have a Moron Meetup at Pechanga, but not enough folks here who live in SoCal it appears.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

291 Bottoms up Jim!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 26, 2018 11:21 PM (nWc4E)

292 Candlestick Phone draws 24 volts, DC.

Best have you a souped up USB port.

You know, the kind Teh Horde uses to distribute bourbon hither and yon.

*hopefully holds up glass under USB port, like waiting for Santa*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. Thankya, cfomom!

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 11:21 PM (QzJWU)

293 Neat problem. Did you need to amplify it? Those have a hefty power draw IIRC.
Reproduction one from the 70's, so it's a bit more gentle on the hardware. Sounds good, too!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:22 PM (IcT7t)

294 Joe, thanks. I admit the name is funny. Another indian casino near Palm Springs is Agua Caliente, which I'm sure you can decipher. It's as if the tribes are taunting us palefaces...

Supposedly the name predates the casino too, as there's a Morongo Valley around there somewhere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:22 PM (eMKNe)

295
The one I was thinking of is The Steel Helmet.
It was actually the first Korean War movie.
Posted by: MAGA


With "short round" and "baldy."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2018 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

296 I still have the feeling there are *things* you're not sharing...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)
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Well yeah, I'm not a porn star like Stormy Daniels but I guess I could attempt to make some stuff up.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:23 PM (yNyJy)

297 I scanned Allsup's wiki... Not sure he's a thing, yet...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:23 PM (e9G8E)

298 Reproduction one from the 70's, so it's a bit more gentle on the hardware. Sounds good, too!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:22 PM (IcT7t)
++++++
Nice. I'm on the lookout for a 1980s-era touch-tone Western Electric payphone. Those suckers are indestructible and sound good and it would be a nice conversation piece (literally and figuratively).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:23 PM (hYcqw)

299 Rotary phone?

Yes. It doesn't dial out, but that's fixable with a $45 kit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:24 PM (IcT7t)

300

Hogmartin,
Brazoria County, Texas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 11:24 PM (eM8BP)

301 BebeDahl, is there a reason you're letting people think your're me?

i've never complained about you stepping on my nic because i don't own the rights to "bebe", but more than one person thought you were me on this thread & you didn't say shit to let them know you're not.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b)

302 284 I second Devil's Backbone; their 8 Point IPA is a solid pick and can be had at many restaurants around here in Ol' Virginny.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



And in the grocery store. I live DB's Vienna Lager.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2018 11:25 PM (pY+s4)

303 Looks like The Duke is about to spank a solid One......


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 26, 2018 11:25 PM (8iiMU)

304

A tree out front, perhaps 50 feet from the house, was hit by a bolt and split top to bottom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 11:25 PM (eM8BP)

305 Jim, if your USB supports whiskey, I'm pouring Jack Daniels.*plug and pray*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 26, 2018 11:26 PM (YLycA)

306 302: 'love' not 'live'. More coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2018 11:26 PM (pY+s4)

307 on this day, the first day of many people's 3 day weekend, I delivered the mail to houses on the route where I lived while growing up.

130 fewer boxes than my usual route. on a sunny day of 95 friggen degrees, I appreciated that....

bittersweet to deliver to all the houses and farms I used to know and lived at some, during my long 29 years on the roads where I drove around and drank beer with my friends.

Posted by: booknlass at May 26, 2018 11:26 PM (uJ09Y)

308 Rotary phone?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:18 PM (gQQ9b)


Keep an eye on the apex seals, those things go out like nobody's business.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (fZuhk)

309 I read about this last night. Made me furiously angry. This Gertrude bitch and her spawn should have all been electrocuted to death by 1970.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Sylvia_Likens

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (eMKNe)

310 No Mister Bill? I'm disappointed.


NOOO....OH NOOOOO.....

Posted by: Miklos, Play-doh's smell has now been patented at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (zCyNd)

311 I don't keep track of hashes... Except Miklos's, just because!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (e9G8E)

312 We're talking bagels, right?
Posted by: Rebbi Miklos at May 26, 2018 10:56 PM (zCyNd)


Oh no. It was mostly 19th century liberal protestants who first came up with theories like this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (/qEW2)

313 Nice. I'm on the lookout for a 1980s-era touch-tone Western Electric
payphone. Those suckers are indestructible and sound good and it would
be a nice conversation piece (literally and figuratively).


Happy hunting. I've seen lot's of rotary payphones on fleaBay, but touch-tones seem to be a bit more difficult to come by. Then again, I was looking for "antique" phones, so maybe I just missed them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (IcT7t)

314 I don't drink beer, never liked it, but round these parts ever body seems to think yuengling is the best beer ever. I also hear good things about the local brewery called feed store brewery.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 26, 2018 11:28 PM (myjNJ)

315 Vas ist?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (JaA49)

316 I don't keep track of hashes... Except Miklos's, just because!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (e9G8E)


Whoa, hey, looks like the New Router Fairy left a shiny new hash under my pillow.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (fZuhk)

317 BebeDahl, is there a reason you're letting people think your're me?

i've never complained about you stepping on my nic because i don't own the rights to "bebe", but more than one person thought you were me on this thread & you didn't say shit to let them know you're not.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b)



I so happen to have in my possession, the Election Night pornoPhotographic Proof, of Bebe's Boobs Destroys "true identity."

Therefore, to settle this, once and for all, I hereby demand that BOTH OF YOU email to me, forthwith, new and un-redacted JPGs of your respective "assets" (pudding cups, optional), and I will mediate the conflict, herewith.

I am, after all, but your humble servant.

Lecherously Respectfully,


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

318 Is it bad I've binged the first 3 seasons of Bleach in the last 2 days?
and evening all.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (d/thM)

319 When I was stationed in Arizona in the 80's, I used to shoot pool at this hole in the wall bar off base. One night, one of the civilians I worked with pointed to the glass doored beer cooler and asked me if I noticed anything funny about the Corona. It took a minute or so but I suddenly noticed that the level of beer in each bottle was different. Serious quality control there!!
Posted by: Bill R. at May 26, 2018 10:22 PM (IuYIh)

Where in Arizona?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (Tnhbr)

320 299 Yes. It doesn't dial out, but that's fixable with a $45 kit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 26, 2018 11:24 PM (IcT7t)

Nice. You know where i can get an adapter for my old rotary with the 4 prong plug, so i can use it when the big one hits?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (gQQ9b)

321 The Duke is mansplaining.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2018 11:30 PM (EZebt)

322 Worst storm ever in Brazoria County? Now that is saying something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2018 11:30 PM (V2Yro)

323 Okay I went for it--gin number two is going down. I'm using a double-walled cappuccino glass for the drinking. I'm taking a caffeine break so, this seems like a good alternative use for the glass.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 11:31 PM (nBr1j)

324 >> Lecherously Respectfully,

Me too. We need a titty committee to carefully consider this and make a report to the Horde.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

325
Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (fZuhk)

That trollop Put!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 11:31 PM (eM8BP)

326 *looks like an early night for Jim down Texas way*

And no pudding cups.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 26, 2018 11:31 PM (JaA49)

327 First decent group on Austin City Limits that I've seen in a while. Asleep at the Wheel

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:32 PM (5OO3x)

328
Pixy!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 11:32 PM (eM8BP)

329 301 BebeDahl, is there a reason you're letting people think your're me?

i've never complained about you stepping on my nic because i don't own the rights to "bebe", but more than one person thought you were me on this thread & you didn't say shit to let them know you're not.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b
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I don't know what you are even talking about. I am not nor have I ever eluded to you at all. What posts? I only one I saw was the one. Scrolling, still only see one. I have had this name for 40 flipping years. Sorry if that has caused confusion here, or any discomfort to you, but I haven't done anything wrong.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:32 PM (yNyJy)

330 Vas ist?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (JaA49)

Vas deferens.

Posted by: Miklos, more bee than bird at May 26, 2018 11:33 PM (zCyNd)

331 Me too. We need a titty committee to carefully consider this and make a report to the Horde.

Titty committee has a certain cache.
Oh crap. I'm on the verge of getting chatty.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 26, 2018 11:33 PM (nBr1j)

332 Wiki says "He has been described as a white nationalist by The Atlantic."

OK, let's go read that link at the Atlantic.

The press conference was also supposed to include white nationalist social media personalities Baked Alaska and James Allsup, but Spencer said Baked Alaska couldn't make it because his eye had been injured in the melee and Allsup was with him.

That's it. They have a whole piece about the aftermath from Charlottesville, and he gets mentioned because allegedly (per scumbag Spencer) Allsup was supposed to be at a press conference that he didn't even show up for.

So, the Atlantic just throws the "white nationalist " descriptor out there, but provides no reason for doing so. Of course, the narrative at the time was that anyone at Charlottesville was either Antifa or a right-wing hater. And they didn't want to talk much about Antifa.

I don't know a thing about the guy, but he looks like a budding, self-promoting, wannabe Milo type. It looks like all the hateful stuff is left wing exaggerations / smears.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 11:33 PM (pvjTE)

333 317 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

Bwaaaahhh!!!!! Nice try, go hit your bookmarks.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:33 PM (gQQ9b)

334 Vas deferens.

That's not coming out with the wash.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 26, 2018 11:33 PM (JaA49)

335
Nice. You know where i can get an adapter for my old rotary with the 4 prong plug, so i can use it when the big one hits?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
-----------

Probably won't matter, most of the SLICs, ESS centers and such will be smoked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:34 PM (w1zJX)

336 That photo up top - it looks just like the view out our front window. Except, fields and forest instead of ocean and rocks and waves. Other than that, just like.

Thus do I once again stumble into the twilight zone known as the ONT.

Hwdy, Hordelings. Catch me up on the whats. Or not. Whatevs. (pathetic attempt of 65yo 29yo trying to talk like a valgal)

Posted by: mindful webworker - checking in from Mom's house at May 26, 2018 11:34 PM (ECLlc)

337 Worst storm ever in Brazoria County? Now that is saying something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2018 11:30 PM (V2Yro)



Alvin, TX, even after Hurricane Harvey, still holds the 24 hour rainfall record in the United States.

1979. Forty Three inches of rain.

Contrast with Hurricane Harvey, 2017. Fifty Two inches of rain, but over three days.

When you say "Worst Storm in Brazoria County," you should also be building an Ark.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 11:34 PM (QzJWU)

338 I so happen to have in my possession, the Election Night pornoPhotographic Proof, of Bebe's Boobs Destroys "true identity."


This evidence will be subpoenaed, considering that I have..uh...standing.

Posted by: Miklos. pro se at May 26, 2018 11:35 PM (zCyNd)

339

Today was march around day. 3 separate parades and I am beat.
A mixture, sadness for those who died that we may have this freedom and so much pride to live in this most exceptional country.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2018 11:35 PM (S/hVx)

340 I like the Devil's Backbone brews as well. Right now I'm enjoying a Revolver Brewing Blood & Honey, American Ale. Quite good. Texas made, out of Granbury, Texas (sw of Fort Worth)

I generally go for the ales, enjoy a good rich one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2018 11:35 PM (V2Yro)

341 324 >> Lecherously Respectfully,
Me too. We need a titty committee to carefully consider this and make a report to the Horde.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Po

What, exactly, are you doing?!

Posted by: publius's ficus at May 26, 2018 11:36 PM (gQQ9b)

342 Vas deferens.

That's not coming out with the wash.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 26, 2018 11:33 PM (JaA49)


I had mine out when I was eight.

They let me have all the ice cream I wanted.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:36 PM (fZuhk)

343 Saturday joke --

Curious glaze on those donuts.

* *

Posted by: mindful webworker - barely into the post so far, obviously at May 26, 2018 11:37 PM (ECLlc)

344 When you say "Worst Storm in Brazoria County," you should also be building an Ark.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

This guy Noah he's talking about.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2018 11:38 PM (f3MDZ)

345 All this talk of beer reminded me of the 6 pack of Irish Death in my fridge. A dark ale, brewed in Central WA. Often taken with a cigar on the deck.

Posted by: Winston at May 26, 2018 11:38 PM (wgCUV)

346 336 That photo up top - it looks just like the view out our front window. Except, fields and forest instead of ocean and rocks and waves. Other than that, just like. "

Funny, I was thinking the same thing - my view looks just like that! Except my house faces north, not west, so you don't see the sunset. And there's no water. And there's a road in front, and you can't see very far, because the neighbors house and all his trees are in the way. But other than that, yeah, just like it!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2018 11:39 PM (V2Yro)

347 This guy getting arrested for a DUI is seconds away from going full Randy Marsh; "IS THIS AMERICA?? IS THIS AMERICA?? I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!

He's almost there. Just keep the camera running! Dude is hammered though. Very very hammered.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2018 11:39 PM (pY+s4)

348 They let me have all the ice cream I wanted.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:36 PM (fZuhk)


"Ice" "Cream"... you're funny. Wanna check out my fireman's pole?

Posted by: Anderson, swinging 365 at May 26, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

349 I read about this last night. Made me furiously angry. This Gertrude bitch and her spawn should have all been electrocuted to death by 1970.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Sylvia_Likens
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:27 PM (eMKNe)
++++++++
I am opposed to the death penalty, but some cases make me reconsider that stance. This qualifies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:40 PM (hYcqw)

350 my hometown has flags flying everywhere, as you come into town on the highway, all down the main streets, the cemetery, the old school that's now a "fieldhouse" venue and pizza parlor.

I thought it looked beautiful this afternoon as I left to come home.

Posted by: booknlass at May 26, 2018 11:40 PM (uJ09Y)

351 347: watching "Live P.D."

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2018 11:40 PM (pY+s4)

352 worst storm ever in Brazoria , er, bullshit. they had Ike and Hervey

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 26, 2018 11:41 PM (4y8IQ)

353
Today was march around day. 3 separate parades and I am beat.

I marched to the grocery store and laid down in the aisle.

Posted by: Lover of Hogg at May 26, 2018 11:42 PM (IqV8l)

354 >> Titty committee has a certain cache.

That it does. Of course, here, it's not an ITBC, Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Nosiree bobtail, just the opposite.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)

355 Things I did:

1. Replaced carb on my 40 yr old tractor
2. Mowed my place and in-law's
3. Defrosted the garage freezer
4. Primed the well pump
5. Drained the hot tub (cleaning it tomorrow)
6. Watched Heat
7. Read the movie thread. Reminisced a bit and remembered absent friends.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 26, 2018 11:43 PM (di1hb)

356 Often taken with a cigar on the deck.
Posted by: Winston at May 26, 2018 11:38 PM (wgCUV)




*looks at coffee table where a shamefully neglected Peder Jeppesen Neerup #7 sits forlornly next to a tin of Dunhill 965*

Aw shit, fam. The smoking lamp is lit as fuuuuuck in all authorized spaces.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:43 PM (fZuhk)

357 Miklos #13: ONT, as the nights grow shorter...

As we were driving to The City tonight, I noted how far north the sun was setting. "Soon," I said to Milady, "it will be the Solstice. Next thing you know, it'll be the Equinox. And before you know it, it'll be Winter again!"

"Yep," she coldly replied. "That's how it works."

I lamented, "And I haven't even been swimming yet!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - okay, maybe you had to be there at May 26, 2018 11:43 PM (ECLlc)

358 327 First decent group on Austin City Limits that I've seen in a while. Asleep at the Wheel
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc



They've been a band for 40+ years. They know how to entertain.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2018 11:43 PM (pY+s4)

359 I marched around the local nursery where they had a half price sale on all of their annuals.

The next two days I get to march around my yard planting everything we bought.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2018 11:43 PM (V2Yro)

360 335
Nice. You know where i can get an adapter for my old rotary with the 4 prong plug, so i can use it when the big one hits?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
-----------

Probably won't matter, most of the SLICs, ESS centers and such will be smoked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:34 PM (w1zJX)

++++

Maybe. But, lots of times plain old copper-wire phone lines will work when all else is down. For one thing, they will work when the electricity is out. With VOIP, you are SOL unless you have battery backup or a generator or something like that. And even then, the internet is much more fragile than regular phone. Your best bet to have working phone service during a disaster is to keep at least one line on the regular phone service.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 11:44 PM (pvjTE)

361 >> What, exactly, are you doing?!
Posted by: publius's ficus

No need to concern yourself with that, my fair foliant flower, just close your eyes, think of England, and it will all be over soon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)

362 Has anybody here tried FilmStruck?

Posted by: booknlass at May 26, 2018 11:44 PM (uJ09Y)

363 ...All this talk of beer reminded me of the 6 pack of Irish Death in my fridge. A dark ale, brewed in Central WA. Often taken with a cigar on the deck.

Posted by: Winston at May 26, 2018 11:38 PM (wgCUV)



Presuming a Double Corona or a Churchill, this would be a ratio of 2:1, beers to cigar.

Which is why gentlemen imbibe at home, and not subject to the vagaries of the law or MADD or other such harridans.

My house is under the jurisdiction of DAMM. Drunks Against MADD Mothers.

Our motto: "Don't Drink And Drive. 'Cause You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Yer Drink!".

Secret Password to enter club: I'm Sotally Tober!



Jim
New Sunk Dwan
Galveston, TX


(im not as think as you drunk i am!)



/snrk

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 11:45 PM (QzJWU)

364 I'm drinking the Negra I've had in the freezer now... Just a bit of slush in the first couple of sips...


It's no longer mere beer -- it's ambrosia!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26, 2018 11:45 PM (e9G8E)

365 G'Night Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 26, 2018 11:45 PM (Ckg4U)

366 earlier in the movie post there was a discussion of world war I. a commenter said pershing was against the armistice and wanted to push on to unconditional victory. i said it was foch who declared that the germans would be back in 20 years.

we were both right.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2018 11:46 PM (Pg+x7)

367 Hi all, off to bed. Worked today and took care of J and the dongs. Maybe see you later in the nite.

Damn air upstairs quit and it's gonna be 90 + tomorrow. But it works downstairs and I will use the house big fan to draw the cold stuff upstairs, aint; paying time and a half for work on a holiday weekend.

Sleep well, prolly better than us.

Posted by: Farmer at May 26, 2018 11:46 PM (yJ1e6)

368 Jim, I've never seen someone so good at crying and eating at the same time...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:37 PM (eMKNe)


The Walrus and the Carpenter fragment:

[. . .]

'The time has come,' the Walrus said,
'To talk of many things:
Of shoes -- and ships -- and sealing wax --
Of cabbages -- and kings --
And why the sea is boiling hot --
And whether pigs have wings.'

'But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,
'Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!'
'No hurry!' said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

'A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said,
'Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed --
Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed.'

'But not on us!' the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
'After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!'
'The night is fine,' the Walrus said,
'Do you admire the view?'

'It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
'Cut us another slice-
I wish you were not quite so deaf-
I've had to ask you twice!'

'It seems a shame,' the Walrus said,
'To play them such a trick.
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
'The butter's spread too thick!'

'I weep for you,'the Walrus said:
'I deeply sympathize.'
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

'O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
'You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none --
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2018 11:46 PM (2K6fY)

369 Imagine this poor sad thing, but staring at the camera with huge puppy eyes on late night TV with a tearjerky Sarah McLachlan song in the background.

https://stoatnet.org/neerup.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:47 PM (fZuhk)

370 I am opposed to the death penalty, but some cases make me reconsider that stance. This qualifies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 11:40 PM (hYcqw)

That is the sickest thing I've read in ages. I don't agree with death penalty, but solitary for life imprisonment, yes. That bitch should not have been allowed to "mother" any fellow prisoner. She was a model prisoner only because she was observed constantly, the sick bastard.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 11:47 PM (/+bwe)

371 I love Dunhill 965 and a lot of their other blends. Good pipe tobacco is impossible to find here and good cigars are impossible to afford.
I did find out that there is a cigar factory in Woodinville, WA. San Juan Cigars. A neighbor said he'd been given one and loved it. Not cheap. $20.00 per stick.

Posted by: Winston at May 26, 2018 11:48 PM (wgCUV)

372
Maybe. But, lots of times plain old copper-wire phone lines will work when all else is down. For one thing, they will work when the electricity is out.

If you have a sound powered phone you might be able to talk to others in your neighborhood using similar instruments but if the switching network is down you won't be talking to anybody else.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2018 11:48 PM (IqV8l)

373 329 What posts? I only one I saw was the one. Scrolling, still only see one. I have had this name for 40 flipping years:

215 Hey, Bebe's has a new nic!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (eMKNe)

228 Bebedahl is BBD?
:0
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 26,

279 Bebe, in your bday suit? What about chooze?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 26, 2018 11:17 PM (etv5d)

There's 3, since choos have been part of my "thing" since l g f. more than a few of us that landed here after getting banned can confirm, along with my penchant for men in kilts and trashy lingerie shopping nights.







Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:49 PM (gQQ9b)

374 ALH #26: It's after 10:00 pm EST and I'm still awake.
This is a major accomplishment for an old lady.
Congratulate me!


I suppose it's now 'way to late to congratulate you?

Anyway, my 98yo* mom just toddled off to bed. How y'all doin'?

*(next month)

Posted by: mindful webworker - I yam a fortunate son at May 26, 2018 11:49 PM (ECLlc)

375
Oysters: septic system of the sea.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 11:50 PM (eM8BP)

376 On the topic of beer, has anyone else noticed the weird regionalism in beer? I like porters, but CO's Front Range does *not.* This is IPA town - everyone has half a dozen IPAs but we have something of a porter drought. I was in Portland, OR a few years ago and you couldn't swing a cat without hitting several good porters - but you were SOL if you wanted a good amber.

Where are you?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 26, 2018 11:50 PM (Tnhbr)

377 Good pipe tobacco is impossible to find here and good cigars are impossible to afford.
Posted by: Winston at May 26, 2018 11:48 PM (wgCUV)


Could you give a cursory overview of the WA tobacco laws? I don't know anything about it except that P&C and everyone else has the "no sales to WA" mark of shame that you usually only see with firearms and California.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:50 PM (fZuhk)

378 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
My current stock includes Mark Twain Robustos in a great Maduro wrapper. Yumm. Two beer level smoking.

Posted by: Winston at May 26, 2018 11:51 PM (wgCUV)

379 Oh, yeah: Short but sweet post tonight, MisHum.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I ain't neither suckin up at May 26, 2018 11:51 PM (ECLlc)

380 If you have a sound powered phone you might be able to talk to others in your neighborhood using similar instruments but if the switching network is down you won't be talking to anybody else.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2018 11:48 PM (IqV8l)

I discovered during an outage that my plug-in phone no longer worked. That was another reason to ditch the landline.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 11:52 PM (/+bwe)

381 My mother was a Porter.

Posted by: Jerry Van Dyke at May 26, 2018 11:52 PM (IqV8l)

382 Maybe. But, lots of times plain old copper-wire
phone lines will work when all else is down. For one thing, they will
work when the electricity is out. With VOIP, you are SOL unless you have
battery backup or a generator or something like that. And even then,
the internet is much more fragile than regular phone. Your best bet to
have working phone service during a disaster is to keep at least one
line on the regular phone service.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 11:44 PM (pvjTE)

In our part of NJ, Verizon abandoned the POTS lines a few years ago once they came through with fiber. You had to sign up for VOIP to keep your "landline" or be disconnected by the end of Dec 2016. I told them fine, disconnect us. I kept the POTS line all through the years for dependability, and told them so. But, they were not supporting it anymore, so it's gone.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 26, 2018 11:52 PM (9YBqo)

383 Things I did:

1. Replaced carb on my 40 yr old tractor
2. Mowed my place and in-law's
3. Defrosted the garage freezer
4. Primed the well pump
5. Drained the hot tub (cleaning it tomorrow)
6. Watched Heat
7. Read the movie thread. Reminisced a bit and remembered absent friends.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 26, 2018 11:43 PM (di1hb)



Morons DO shit like this.

Just finishing off the complete replacement of front porch, stairs, and all associated railings.

The amount of "fancy work" on a house built in the 1920s "Craftsman Style" is just short of Victorian in complexity.

That, coupled with the fact that I'm doing everything to be as near to Square and Perfect, as is possible with an out of square structure.

100% of all fasteners, 316 Stainless screws, and Grade 8 Stainless bolts, nuts and washers.

All of the wood, finely finished, be it stain or paintwork.

In contrast to the crude, builder grade dreck which it's replacing.

I could NEVER build an Ark. I'd be too busy getting the joinery JUST RIGHT, before Teh Flood.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2018 11:52 PM (QzJWU)

384 there's a funny video behind that purty picture up top.

a guided meditation parody. ha ha

Posted by: booknlass at May 26, 2018 11:53 PM (uJ09Y)

385 e. Your best bet to have working phone service during a disaster is to keep at least one line on the regular phone service.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 11:44 PM (pvjTE)

And that's why i still have a landline.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:54 PM (gQQ9b)

386 Oysters: septic system of the sea.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------------

Crabs - The possums of the sea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:54 PM (FJXGr)

387
You know, Uncle Harv just gives us filthy ficus foulers a bad name. We're going to have a vote to kick him out at the next meeting.

I was reading about Uncle Harv's perp walk and court appearance. The court sketch artist greatly exaggerated his lard belly for comedic effect. Of course, it may not be too much of an exaggeration because they said the normal size hand cuff and waist chain thingy wasn't big enough, requiring them use a longer chain.

There are three victims involved in what they're charging him with, with includes rape in several degrees. Who knows if he'll end up convicted or not. He's gonna have the best lawyers money can buy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)

388
I could NEVER build an Ark. I'd be too busy getting the joinery JUST RIGHT, before Teh Flood.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
-------------

One word - Pitch

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (FJXGr)

389 Joe Mannix and NaughtyPine, exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

390 Spankings?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (iTpm7)

391 Which is why gentlemen imbibe at home, and not subject to the vagaries of the law or MADD or other such harridans.


When Ireland outlawed smoking in pubs, it destroyed the pub business. Without a good talk, why have another round? And what is a good drink and talk, without a pipe or a paper (cig)?


I think there are still Irish pubs-previously an indestructible business-available for free, upon assumption of lease.

Posted by: Miklos O'Molnar at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (zCyNd)

392 One word - Pitch
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
---------

OK, two words oakum and pitch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:57 PM (FJXGr)

393

Now it's clear. Don't like the weather in Texas? Wait five minutes. Droughts are ended by floods and vice versa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 11:57 PM (eM8BP)

394 Calm Mentor #45: ...Spending the night(s) this weekend on the boat, safely tucked into a party cove. ...we dare not venture onto the open lake this weekend. The idiots are everywhere on holiday weekends.

Oh, gauwd! Holiday boaters! Nightmarish. At least all the idiot drivers tend to stay in the vicinity of the highway. Boaters can go any which way.

Posted by: mindful webworker - another reason I'm a landlubber at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (ECLlc)

395 If you have a sound powered phone you might be able to talk to others in your neighborhood using similar instruments but if the switching network is down you won't be talking to anybody else.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2018 11:48 PM (IqV8l)

++++

Yes, it is true that if the phone network is down, you will not be able to use your phone. Thank you for your diligence in pointing that out.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (pvjTE)

396 390 Spankings?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (iTpm7)

Where?!

Posted by: The Ladies of Castle Anthrax at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (gQQ9b)

397 Miley: Shanking? Sure. Why not? You or me the spankee?

Posted by: CMU VET at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (C+wjz)

398 Hello? Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (aljs9)

399 Spankings?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (iTpm7)

OK, but gloves are MANDATORY

Posted by: Miklos, practicing the perfectly cupped hand at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

400
I still have an old twisted pair landline, but things have changed big time. The "last mile" as one of the phone guys explained to me, goes to a box a ways up the road, where it gets multiplexed onto a fiber network.

I was having problems with line noise. Turned out to be 60Hz power interference, and they just switched to another pair. I was getting him to 'splain the latest.

Now, if your land land is through VoIP over the cable modem, then a power outage usually kills that. Phone system is still independently powered, at least for a while from the local power grid. But the cable system is not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (8O3HH)

401
I think there are still Irish pubs-previously an indestructible business-available for free, upon assumption of lease.
Posted by: Miklos O'Molnar


A business opportunity for Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2018 11:59 PM (IqV8l)

402 >> My mother was a Porter.
Posted by: Jerry Van Dyke

And liked to get drunk off antifreeze.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:00 AM (8O3HH)

403 One word - Pitch
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.




I have some rather spendy measuring tools, which can split the angle on any inside or outside corner, providing me the solution by which, to set the miter saw as to cut a combination that will both fit, and result in a square and true outcome.

Fit *that* compound sentence into yer Funk & Wagnalls!


/obscure Rowan & Martin reference



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2018 12:00 AM (QzJWU)

404 Okay. I thought I'd banned myself. That was weird.
Hogmartin.
To answer you about laws on tobacco here I don't know who P&C is but JR's and Cigar International has no issues with shipping to me here. Since I'm old and on a small fixed income I tend to buy less expensive cigars but the JR Alternatives can be excellent.
The Mark Twain's are a kind of house brand for C-I as I've never seen them anywhere else. The taxes on cigars or any tobacco product are in the 40-50% range.

Posted by: Winston at May 27, 2018 12:01 AM (wgCUV)

405 Guy Mohawk #56: photoshop Trump on the Duke and fauxchahontus or hillary on O'hara.
or schumer


Entirely different attitude, but Melania might work.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I've GOT to quit commenting on these stale old comments at May 27, 2018 12:02 AM (ECLlc)

406 >> Spankings?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

There you are, your Grace. Every in^2 you know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

407 Where are you?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 26, 2018 11:50 PM (Tnhbr)
+++++++
I'm west of Denver.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (hYcqw)

408 I just finished a fifth of Old Elk.

Very good bourbon.

But I may have a prollem.

Let's call this Day Zero.

I will post a similar note for the daywalkers tomorrow.


Goodnight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (Mkuv2)

409 Welll I thin' I'm going to bed Baba lui.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (nBr1j)

410 $#!+ - now I see the very next comment had the same reply (Melania) I just gave. Okay, going lurk mode 'til I get more caught up.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Return of the Son of the Horde Hive Mind at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (ECLlc)

411 Spankings?



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (iTpm7)



OK, but gloves are MANDATORY

Posted by: Miklos, practicing the perfectly cupped hand at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

Hmm, I'm accustomed to gloveless spankings.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (iTpm7)

412 /obscure Rowan & Martin reference



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Sock it to ME

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 27, 2018 12:04 AM (f3MDZ)

413 Fit *that* compound sentence into yer Funk & Wagnalls!
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2018 12:00 AM (QzJWU)


Weems & Plath do my angle splitting, TYVM.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:04 AM (fZuhk)

414 ... re: pershing vs. foch:

actually, the other commenter was more correct. pershing wrote a letter to the supreme allied command stating that the allies should fight on to unconditional surrender. foch accepted the armistice of november, 1918, but only complained that the germans would be back in 20 years (he was right) because the terms of the versailles treaty weren't harsh enough.

i looked it up on wikipedia.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 12:04 AM (Pg+x7)

415 goodnight, Pug

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:05 AM (uJ09Y)

416 I don't know who P&C is
Posted by: Winston at May 27, 2018 12:01 AM (wgCUV)


https://www.pipesandcigars.com/

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:05 AM (fZuhk)

417 411 Spankings?



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2018 11:56 PM (iTpm7)



OK, but gloves are MANDATORY

Posted by: Miklos, practicing the perfectly cupped hand at May 26, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

Hmm, I'm accustomed to gloveless spankings.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (iTpm7)

Are you looking for volunteers, Miley?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 27, 2018 12:05 AM (nBr1j)

418 I'm west of Denver.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (hYcqw)


Ah, ok.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2018 12:05 AM (Tnhbr)

419 415 goodnight, Pug
Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:05 AM (uJ09Y)

'g'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at May 27, 2018 12:05 AM (Mkuv2)

420
And liked to get drunk off antifreeze.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:00 AM (8O3HH)

Hmmm. "Porter" doesn't sound very Russian.

Posted by: Miklos, non-Slav at May 27, 2018 12:06 AM (zCyNd)

421 I found a red touch tone General Electric phone at a flea market. I gave it to a co-worker since it was a style that she wanted when she was a kid.
She runs it off a Magic Jack.

I swear though, it looked like it should be waiting for a call from Vlad.

Try looking online for an adaptor. I know they have the 4-pin to the newer connector style out there.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2018 12:07 AM (2K6fY)

422 I'm calling it.
Night Horde.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 27, 2018 12:08 AM (f3MDZ)

423 That shredder video was great. I'd shred everything in my house if I had one, and the house, too, if I had a tub grinder.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 12:09 AM (YLycA)

424 There you are, your Grace. Every in^2 you know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

You're thorough. I like that in a man.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:09 AM (iTpm7)

425 Hmm, I'm accustomed to gloveless spankings.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:03 AM (iTpm7)

Please consider the English language suffixes "-er" and "ee".

Also specify type of glove in detail; extensive, specific detail.

Posted by: Miklos, rather...specific in his "tastes" at May 27, 2018 12:09 AM (zCyNd)

426 okay, from what I've read FilmStruck and its accompanying streaming The Criterion Collection is going to replace Netflix.

yay! I love TCM's movies, but don't want cable. I found FilmStruck tonight, going through my bookmarks and reading on Warner Brothers' streaming service.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:10 AM (uJ09Y)

427 414 ... re: pershing vs. foch:

actually, the other commenter was more correct. pershing wrote a letter to the supreme allied command stating that the allies should fight on to unconditional surrender. foch accepted the armistice of november, 1918, but only complained that the germans would be back in 20 years (he was right) because the terms of the versailles treaty weren't harsh enough.

i looked it up on wikipedia.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp



If memory serves, He was off by a month on his prediction. He never saw that though, he died before WWII started.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2018 12:11 AM (pY+s4)

428 424 There you are, your Grace. Every in^2 you know. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:02 AM (8O
You're thorough. I like that in a man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:09 AM (iTpm7)

Oh thank The Hopper, you've arrived to save me!

Posted by: publius's ficus at May 27, 2018 12:12 AM (gQQ9b)

429 Hi morons!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 12:12 AM (6FqZa)

430 I discovered during an outage that my plug-in phone no longer worked. That was another reason to ditch the landline.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2018 11:52 PM (/+bwe)

"Is this the party to whom I am speaking?"

Posted by: Ernestine, we don't care, we don't have to at May 27, 2018 12:13 AM (zCyNd)

431 Time for us old folk.
Got thinking as I watched our family, especially our daughters, this evening that they are a pretty good legacy for a man to leave.

And so always remember that we're Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD.
This weekend is one of the better reasons to do so.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2018 12:13 AM (S/hVx)

432 Hi morons!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 12:12 AM (6FqZa)


'allo there

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:14 AM (fZuhk)

433 goodnight, Iron Grampa. Love ya....

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:14 AM (uJ09Y)

434 booknlass, how are those kittens doing?

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 12:14 AM (qmxp5)

435 Dobraya noch', IG!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:15 AM (e9G8E)

436 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000406035725774849

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000406131875958784

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000406231327141889

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000406341331152896

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000406454057259014

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000406578124742656

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2018 12:15 AM (eh0Va)

437 Dobro pozhalovat', BTH!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:16 AM (e9G8E)

438 Oh thank The Hopper, you've arrived to save me!

Posted by: publius's ficus at May 27, 2018 12:12 AM (gQQ9b)

You'll be dry in no time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:16 AM (iTpm7)

439 55
Got to find a replacement for my Starbucks house blend beans. When
they go on sale for 4.99 for a 12 oz bag, I always buy a few months
worth. Never can pass it up but can't do it anymore. phuckers

Posted by: REDACTED at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N)

I found the Kirkland brand Columbian 3lb bag for about $16 or so is an outstanding value. They have another house brand "roasted by Starbucks" that doesn't use as good of beans. Price conscious coffee bean roast blends use either Brazil based or Columbian based blends, usually.
They sell so much that it turns quickly, so many other beans on the shelf are stale.
To keep the beans fresh, pour a weeks worth in a container with a locking top, and tighten up the bag and freeze it. Keep the drinking beans in the cupboard, not the refrigerator. It makes a lot of difference.
I roasted coffee for 15 years and a couple of years ago closed the shop. Other than going to local micro roastaries and paying $15 a pound, I found after searching a lot, this is the best value for relatively consistent freshly roasted coffee.Of course once in a while there are big sales at the big stores with small bags. Only problem is that sometimes it is stale. And not on sale when you happen to run out.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 27, 2018 12:17 AM (UsCnO)

440
I was reading the history of the old telephone switchboards years ago. The originally tried teenaged boys to be operators, as they used them for a lot of stuff during the old telegraph days. But that didn't work out.

So they hit on the idea of women, unmarried preferred to be operators. Now, the trope of "Sara" the small town operator was a real thing.

In small towns, the operator would be some unmarried women, some old maid type perhaps living with her mother or sisters. The switchboard would be installed right in her home.

And everyone would know here, and she would be up on all the local gossip, and would be known to listen in on juicy phone calls.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:17 AM (8O3HH)

441 Well, I'm only ~300 comments back now.

Alternate photomanip of Wayne/O'Hara pic: Sarah H Sanders as Wayne, that shmucky press corpse guy for Maureen.

Milady helpfully recalls: Acosta. Yeah, him.

Posted by: mindful webworker - she knows everything that matters; I know all the rest at May 27, 2018 12:17 AM (ECLlc)

442 Dobro pozhalovat', BTH!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:16 AM (e9G8E)

Ah see ya'll Rooshans been colludin' agin....

Posted by: zombie Fritz Hollings at May 27, 2018 12:18 AM (zCyNd)

443 Are you looking for volunteers, Miley?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 27, 2018 12:05 AM (nBr1j)

I have drawn a name from this here hat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:18 AM (iTpm7)

444 hi pogomip! they're fat, cuddly, sweet and toddly. Starting to play fight, and when they sit like 'big cats' they are lethally adorable.

When do you think I should begin feeding them kitten food, to suppement their mom's milk? she's looking pretty gaunt.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:19 AM (uJ09Y)

445 Crabs - The possums of the sea prairie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2018 11:54 PM (FJXGr)

FIFY

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) at May 27, 2018 12:19 AM (vW8Mk)

446
ATandT switchboard history film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ1fKFqt7qU

Random operator training film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tYsjiurepY

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)

447 In small towns, the operator would be some unmarried women, some old maid type perhaps living with her mother or sisters. The switchboard would be installed right in her home.

And everyone would know here, and she would be up on all the local gossip, and would be known to listen in on juicy phone calls.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:17 AM (8O3HH)

I guess Edward Snowden has one of those sweet "work form home" jobs these days too.

Posted by: zombie Fritz Hollings at May 27, 2018 12:20 AM (zCyNd)

448 Is this the party to whom I am speaking?"
Posted by: Ernestine, we don't care, we don't have to at May 27, 2018 12:13 AM (zCyNd)

"Whom are you calling, sir? This is not a party line and we do not accept solicitatng calls."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 27, 2018 12:20 AM (/+bwe)

449 hi Miley! how is your Memorial Day looking to be?

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:21 AM (uJ09Y)

450 When do you think I should begin feeding them kitten food, to suppement their mom's milk? she's looking pretty gaunt.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:19 AM (uJ09Y)

You could bottle feed them kitten formula. We had to do that with the runt of the litter.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:21 AM (iTpm7)

451 I recall seeing a photo of telephone operators back in the day, on roller skates(!), working a very long switchboard...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:21 AM (e9G8E)

452 well, I'm only a quarter Slavic and that's mostly (((you know what))).

In archie news, someone bought a wooden Hawaiian idol in Paris and is set to return it:
tinyurl.com/yc2cadnr

May I suggest that this might not be the correct time to return a wooden idol to the Island.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 12:22 AM (6FqZa)

453 hi Miley! how is your Memorial Day looking to be?

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:21 AM (uJ09Y)

Hi booknlass! Rainy, maybe. I hope not, we want the traditional grilled meats.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:22 AM (iTpm7)

454 I recall seeing a photo of telephone operators back in the day, on roller skates(!), working a very long switchboard...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:21 AM (e9G8E)


The exchange has a long switchboard?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:22 AM (fZuhk)

455
In small towns, the operator would be some
unmarried women, some old maid type perhaps living with her mother or
sisters. The switchboard would be installed right in her home.



And everyone would know here, and she would be up on all the
local gossip, and would be known to listen in on juicy phone calls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:17 AM (8O3HH)


My mom ran a plugboard after WWII. She needed the money and her first husband went back into the service.
She said she had to learn things like when the little kid at such and such a number called in for "grandma" you had to remember who grandma was.

The small towns like keeping the local exchanges since the phone company would be in essence paying for the fire watch and emergency operator

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2018 12:22 AM (2K6fY)

456 publius, I love this 1950s film on using Facebook:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iROYzrm5SBM

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe)

457 Ah see ya'll Rooshans been colludin' agin....

Posted by: zombie Fritz Hollings at May 27, 2018 12:18 AM


It's what we do!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:23 AM (e9G8E)

458 Miley, I bought some kitten formula for Pepe, the runt, and he just fought me like mad. didn't want it, and exhibited enough strength in his legs I (almost) quit worrying about him.

so i could try it with the rest of them, see if they do want any

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:23 AM (uJ09Y)

459
Mother cat looking gaunt? The nursing will tax them. She needs to eat all she'll eat. Something we've done is feed nursing mother cats raw eggs. Scramble it up. They'll usually lap that right up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:23 AM (8O3HH)

460 The telephone switchboard eluded Bell; it was invented by a Hungarian named Tivadar Puskas.

Which means that Hungarians have been listening to everyone's phone calls forever.

Mitigation: Magyars no speakee english

Posted by: zombie Tivadar at May 27, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)

461 May I suggest that this might not be the correct time to return a wooden idol to the Island.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 12:22 AM (6FqZa)


Rather brings to mind the Parable of Bobby Brady, doesn't it?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:24 AM (fZuhk)

462 I have to go to bed. Don't wanna. Trying to squeeze all the reading and moroning out of the hours before work. Have a great weekend!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 27, 2018 12:25 AM (/+bwe)

463 The exchange has a long switchboard?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:22 AM


It would appear so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Sek4u3mpo

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:25 AM (e9G8E)

464 thank you publius, i'll try that

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:28 AM (uJ09Y)

465
The first automatic "dialing" system, at least here, was invented by a mortician (with help). A funeral director. Why?

Well, his competitor's wife was an operator at the local phone exchange (they did use married women sometimes, but there was originally a preference for unmarried). Any time someone would call and ask for "funeral home", she would route the call to her husband's business.

This pissed this guy off and he wanted a way to automate things, to avoid this kind of bias.

It wasn't the dial system, but something else. You can find the history of these designs. Fancy electromechanical switching systems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:29 AM (8O3HH)

466 Mother cat looking gaunt? The nursing will tax them.
She needs to eat all she'll eat. Something we've done is feed nursing
mother cats raw eggs. Scramble it up. They'll usually lap that right up.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:23 AM (8O3HH)

You're such a good cat daddy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:30 AM (iTpm7)

467 So how come all y'all nerds aren't watching "Solo"?? The seats must all be sold out. That must be it

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 12:30 AM (6FqZa)

468 I have drawn a name from this here hat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:18 AM (iTpm7)

Any hat so capacious, so finely designed and made, of only the finest and rarest materials, so as to encircle and adorn an intellect of such rare refinement and sensibility as that of Your Ladyship, is perchance such, that a mere fleeting glimpse would be only for the strongest of heart, and purity of intent.

Posted by: Miklos, face averted at May 27, 2018 12:31 AM (zCyNd)

469 There's 3, since choos have been part of my "thing"
-----
Looks like your "thing" is making a brouhaha with strangers that happen to have the name Bebe or happen to not know or care about your "thing". So what, so there's is two other posts that I also didn't see & also didn't have the wherewithal to blindly respond to. BFD. Does everybody read every post & respond to every post? Of course not. I now take my apology back. I care even less now what your rules are or your expectations are with me. My name is Bebe, deal with it.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 12:31 AM (yNyJy)

470 boulder, that and we don't like things that suck.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)

471 444 hi pogomip! they're fat, cuddly, sweet and toddly. Starting to play fight, and when they sit like 'big cats' they are lethally adorable.

When do you think I should begin feeding them kitten food, to suppement their mom's milk? she's looking pretty gaunt.
Posted by: booknlass

Put some out for everyone! If mom eats it all, she needs it. If the kittens start eating it - even better!

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 12:31 AM (qmxp5)

472 OK, sleep well all. Think we got upstairs cooled off enough we can sleep.

Tomorrow supposed to be like 94. Hey, whatever, I'm off for 2 days, unheard of!

Oh and for summer songs last night, I remembered my fave, walking past dorms at ISU, it was driving me nuts last night.

I was strolling along Manchester-Hewitt dorms, I think the song blasting out that summer was ""Rock the Nation" by Montrose. Anyone else in to Montrose back then?

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2018 12:32 AM (yJ1e6)

473 It wasn't the dial system, but something else. You can find the history of these designs. Fancy electromechanical switching systems.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:29 AM (8O3HH)


If you have enough relays, patience, time, and flowcharting templates, you can build your own version of a parallel evolution, the electromechanical relay computer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLnUukOJyZE

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:32 AM (fZuhk)

474 I have to say, I can empathize with the woman who tried to drive through the half-marathon. Those routes are mapped out with no consideration for residents who may be blocked in/out of their street for several hours, all so a bunch of smug, self-righteous runners or cyclists can feel good about themselves.

Posted by: biancaneve at May 27, 2018 12:33 AM (A/iod)

475 >> You're such a good cat daddy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

High praise coming from such a good kitty mama.

Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

476 I was strolling along Manchester-Hewitt dorms, I think the song blasting
out that summer was ""Rock the Nation" by Montrose. Anyone else in to
Montrose back then?

I'm into Montrose now. The music still holds up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 12:35 AM (IcT7t)

477 369 Imagine this poor sad thing, but staring at the camera with huge puppy eyes on late night TV with a tearjerky Sarah McLachlan song in the background.

https://stoatnet.org/neerup.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 11:47 PM (fZuhk)

Ooooh, were I a wealthier man I would treat myself to one of those. And yes, Dunhill is fine stuff, I get a tin of Nightcap when I think of it.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 27, 2018 12:36 AM (1FhAQ)

478 photoshop Trump on the Duke and fauxchahontus or hillary on O'hara.

or schumer
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 26, 2018 10:09 PM (r+sAi)

If you used Hillary's face, you'd also have to P-shop in a manatee ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 12:37 AM (WFV7d)

479 Note to self: semi-colons in the name field clears all the fields. Oh-kaay.

Continuing plowing through comments - up to the 200s. Are we at 600s yet?

I like to think there really is a "Bob" at NSA tuned into us, and laughing his ass off at every reference. We surely have won him over by now.

Bob to Edna: "They talk about me!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - Bob and Edna sitting in a van, k-i-s-s-i... wait a sec... at May 27, 2018 12:37 AM (ECLlc)

480 OMG dark thirty alarm awaits.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2018 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

481 only for the strongest of heart, and purity of intent.

Posted by: Miklos, face averted at May 27, 2018 12:31 AM (zCyNd)

This is very true.
I cheated, though. All of the names are the same. Duchesses are rarely called out on this sort of thing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:38 AM (iTpm7)

482 Bob to Edna: "They talk about me!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - Bob and Edna sitting in a van, k-i-s-s-i... wait a sec... at May 27, 2018 12:37 AM (ECLlc)

Well, name's Bob, but everybody calls me Tex.

Posted by: Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium at May 27, 2018 12:39 AM (zCyNd)

483 Hey Farmer, I heard Fool For the City today and immediately thought that's what you were talking about last night. Definitely has a Boston vibe to it. 70s. Very blastable. But thanks for the tip on Montrose, haven't heard any of their stuff.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 12:39 AM (YLycA)

484 biancaneve - the 'Bolder Boulder' bullshit has been fucking up my Memorial Day route to the mountains since I moved here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 12:40 AM (6FqZa)

485 High praise coming from such a good kitty mama.

Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

Mom-mom, but thank you. I'm redolent with the Cat Parasite.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2018 12:40 AM (iTpm7)

486 Put some out for everyone!


okay, pogomip, will do

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:40 AM (uJ09Y)

487 So I read
I know you don't want to ask Hillary what her favorite card game is... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve


I said to Milady, "What's Hillary's favorite card game?"
Milady shrugs.
Me: "Gin!"
Milady: "I thought you were going to say Russian Bank."

Posted by: mindful webworker - You know the card game Spite and Malice? at May 27, 2018 12:40 AM (ECLlc)

488 Hat? Where's the hat? I was refilling my beverage!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 12:40 AM (YLycA)

489 G'night, everyone!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2018 12:42 AM (hYcqw)

490 goodnight, Jim.

May every minute you sleep rest you like two.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:42 AM (uJ09Y)

491 oh, and there`s a proTrump rally at 1 PM Memorial Day, on the 88th St / 36 overpass. All the drivers coming to/from Boulder will have to see us Deplorables in our red hats. Heh.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)

492 And on that topic, what porters do y'all like (if you like porters, obviously)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 26, 2018 10:34 PM (hYcqw)

Pig's Ass Porter from some craft brewer in Montana is very yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 12:43 AM (WFV7d)

493 Hat? Where's the hat? I was refilling my beverage!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 12:40 AM (YLycA)

And Who Stole my Beer while I was in the Rear?

Posted by: Dave Bartholomew at May 27, 2018 12:44 AM (zCyNd)

494 Any HDD news AOP?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:44 AM (fZuhk)

495 BebeDahl's got sand. I like that in a fellow 'ette!

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:45 AM (uJ09Y)

496 Pig's Ass Porter - any bacon bouquet?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 12:45 AM (YLycA)

497 If you used Hillary's face, you'd also have to P-shop in a manatee ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 12:37 AM (WFV7d)
--------
Yeah, then there's that stuff about pirates confusing a manatee for a mermaid thang? ;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 12:45 AM (yNyJy)

498 469 I care even less now what your rules are or your expectations are with me. My name is Bebe, deal with it.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 12:31 AM (yNyJy)

they're not my rules. impersonating another poster is a big no no. why the flip out instead of just clearly saying you're not me, especially when this was your initial reply:

286 Well gosh, did ya have to rough disclaimer like that, I mean really, talk about breaking a girl's heart.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 26, 2018 11:19 PM (yNyJy)

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 12:45 AM (gQQ9b)

499 BebeDahl's got sand. I like that in a fellow 'ette!

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:45 AM (uJ09Y)

When all you have is sand, make sandpaper.

Posted by: Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing at May 27, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)

500 I was strolling along Manchester-Hewitt dorms, I think the song blasting
out that summer was ""Rock the Nation" by Montrose. Anyone else in to
Montrose back then?

I'm into Montrose now. The music still holds up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018

Indeed it does. You have superior taste. As an aside I think I smelled pot as I strolled by. It was a delicious summer day about 1977.

Man am I getting old.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2018 12:48 AM (yJ1e6)

501 Thanks booknlass, I appreciate that.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 12:49 AM (yNyJy)

502 Farmer, in '78 at the U of Illinois, some friends of mine were playing drums and guitars on the mezzanine at Illini Tower one Saturday afternoon. They launched into "Aqualung" and were sounding great.

I was playing the "power hitter," responsible for applying smoke to the musicians' nostrils and mouth area while their hands were busy.

and then we heard the sirens. we escaped!

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 12:51 AM (uJ09Y)

503 When all you have is sand, make sandpaper.
Posted by: Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing at May 27, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)


I look at your finest grit and wonder what happened to "nil carborundum"?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2018 12:51 AM (2K6fY)

504 We have just had the most violent storm I have ever experienced here. The overhead garage door was vibrating. A lightning bolt hit and split a tree out front. Scary.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2018 10:57 PM (eM8BP)

Just got home from a trip to Pizza Nite in Rowley, Alberta. On the way home, was headed directly at a very active thunderstorm. It hasn't hit here, ...yet, but I expect it will. Doggie is here in the basement with me, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 12:52 AM (WFV7d)

505 I look at your finest grit and wonder what happened to "nil carborundum"?


Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2018 12:51 AM



Thought that was "Illegitmi non carborundum"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 12:54 AM (e9G8E)

506 I'm cheering for Pepe, the fiesty runt!

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 12:55 AM (qmxp5)

507 That was me trying to make light of his confusion. Now you are merely dreaming. I didn't impersonate anyone, including you. Now wisely take your fixation with me & stuff it.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 12:55 AM (yNyJy)

508 I look at your finest grit and wonder what happened to "nil carborundum"?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2018 12:51 AM (2K6fY)

The finest grits, in my opinion, are stone ground yellow grits, but de gustibus non disputandem.

Posted by: Marcus Tullius Miklos at May 27, 2018 12:56 AM (zCyNd)

509 507 That was me trying to make light of his confusion. Now you are merely dreaming. I didn't impersonate anyone, including you. Now wisely take your fixation with me & stuff it.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 12:55 AM (yNyJy)

Riiiigghht. eyeroll.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 12:58 AM (gQQ9b)

510 Hey Farmer, I heard Fool For the City today and immediately thought that's what you were talking about last night. Definitely has a Boston vibe to it. 70s. Very blastable. But thanks for the tip on Montrose, haven't heard any of their st
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 12:39

Great, if you like Boston check out Montrose. And IIRC they cleverly labeled their next alblum Montrose II. LOL, clever bastards.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2018 12:58 AM (yJ1e6)

511 BebeDahl, is there a reason you're letting people think your're me?

i've never complained about you stepping on my nic because i don't own the rights to "bebe", but more than one person thought you were me on this thread & you didn't say shit to let them know you're not.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b)

Late to this party, but BebeDahl =/= bebe's boobs destroy, and most of us who have been here for more than a week or two know that. And both are valued members of the group.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:00 AM (WFV7d)

512 the "munk debate on political correctness" much discussed earlier today and in the sidebar is on tv right now on c-span.

i don't have the patience.

they still have rigorous debates art cambridge/oxford debating societies - they occasionally appear on tv and can be entertaining with brilliant argumentation and wordsmithery (sans sophistry - taylor op cit).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:02 AM (Pg+x7)

513 "I'm cheering for Pepe, the fiesty runt!"

You are obviously using the spellcheck from Ralph Fiennes.

Posted by: Miklos, liking Checkers, especially dogs name Checkers with respectable Republican cloth coats at May 27, 2018 01:02 AM (zCyNd)

514 ... peterson has begun his opening statement. i've never heard him speak.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:03 AM (Pg+x7)

515 ... i.e. jordan peterson, who's giving a very interesting argument.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:04 AM (Pg+x7)

516 Peterson's a thought-provoking, fascinating, and comforting speaker.

Brilliance with that Canadian / Scandi lilt. love it.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:05 AM (uJ09Y)

517 Semper ubi sub ubi...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 01:05 AM (e9G8E)

518 ... he's basically defending the individual against the group; free speech against group think.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:05 AM (Pg+x7)

519 Goodnight all, thanks for the fantastic funny chat tonight. Love it all, including the card game puns. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 01:06 AM (eMKNe)

520 Nite all, the queen has retired and after her surgery I'd best follow.

May pop up later or see you tomorrow, be well.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2018 01:06 AM (yJ1e6)

521 Sobieski has a chilling article on American Thinker about Jarrett. He comes right out and says she's behind spygate.

hope she and her handled POS pay for their crimes.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:07 AM (uJ09Y)

522 Goodnight all, thanks for the fantastic funny chat tonight. Love it all, including the card game puns. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 01:06 AM (eMKNe)

Steve knows when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em...

Posted by: Miklos, not counting his money at the table at May 27, 2018 01:09 AM (zCyNd)

523 521 Makes sense, can't see Captain Choom showing that much initiative.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 01:09 AM (YLycA)

524 She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2018 01:11 AM (YLycA)

525 ->You are obviously using the spellcheck from Ralph Fiennes.
Posted by: Miklos, liking Checkers, especially dogs name Checkers with respectable Republican cloth coats at May 27, 2018 01:02 AM (zCyNd)

I'm cheering for the runt of the litter, with 6 liters of beer in me! Spellcheck fvck you, miklos.

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 01:11 AM (qmxp5)

526 Any HDD news AOP?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 12:44 AM (fZuhk)

No. I resolutely avoided fucking with it today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:12 AM (WFV7d)

527 Late to this party, but BebeDahl =/= bebe's boobs destroy, and most of us who have been here for more than a week or two know that. And both are valued members of the group.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:00 AM (WFV7d)

I say come out swinging, and may the best boobs win.

Posted by: Miklos, not making boob, I mean book at May 27, 2018 01:13 AM (zCyNd)

528 my little brother, the first time the JEF stole the office, said electing him after 9/11 was like electing a guy named Rudolf Hickler after WWII.

it made no sense for the safety of the country. but we can thank the globalists, Soros, and the lying media for it.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:13 AM (uJ09Y)

529 Finally got caught up to my own 1st comment of the night. Strange kinda feeling. Like that scene in The Time Machine (the old one) where he's jetting past things at high-speed. Only, nothing like that, actually

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for time travel comic at May 27, 2018 01:15 AM (ECLlc)

530 ... dyson is on and he denies p.c. is a weapon of the left; he says only the white patriarchy invented groups in order to maintain power.

bullshit and sophistry (taylor op cit).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:15 AM (Pg+x7)

531 That Genius Award Winner shrub removal video kind of validates the emphasis on other types of vehicles in the Gardening Thread. Heh.

Posted by: KT at May 27, 2018 01:15 AM (BVQ+1)

532 ribbit

Posted by: Pepe at May 27, 2018 01:15 AM (6FqZa)

533 I'm cheering for the runt of the litter, with 6 liters of beer in me!

Thanks for your interest, pogomip! It warms my heart

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:15 AM (uJ09Y)

534 I'm cheering for the runt of the litter, with 6 liters of beer in me! Spellcheck fvck you, miklos.

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 01:11 AM (qmxp5)

"6 liters"

*looks for Immigration Enforcement toll-free weekend number*

Posted by: Miklos, non-Green Card holder at May 27, 2018 01:17 AM (zCyNd)

535 Now that I think about it, I don't know why ValJar's name hasn't come up very often before...

As cleverly noted: "Obama's Rasputin", which we already knew...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 01:19 AM (e9G8E)

536 Raining pretty good out there now, and thunder is crackling and rolling around. haven't seen any close lightning strikes, and power is still on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:21 AM (WFV7d)

537 bebedahl......never seen your nic before tonight and imo.....yes you are stepping on bebes boob destroy.

Hi bebes!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 01:21 AM (mMeIQ)

538 ... this "munk debate" is a big deal. never heard of it .

there must be 2-3,000 people in the hall!

oh, it's in canada - aha.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:22 AM (Pg+x7)

539 oh, it's in canada - aha.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:22 AM (Pg+x7)

You can't be all that musical, if you have never heard of Clairtone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:24 AM (WFV7d)

540 Now that I think about it, I don't know why ValJar's name hasn't come up very often before...

As cleverly noted: "Obama's Rasputin", which we already knew...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 01:19 AM (e9G8E)

Obi has already been implicated; he communicated with Hill via HillNet. Lied about it, fine.

Obi knew about the Clinton Foundation shenanigans, even insisted that Hill sign an agreement about it before becoming SecState. Never enforced or inquired about. Also fine.

Who will take the fall?

Posted by: Miklos, Originalist at May 27, 2018 01:25 AM (zCyNd)

541 Hey y'all.

I read the skankathon thread early this morning, and was quite unsuccessful in stifling my laughter.

The ex-ex later in the day asked my why I was giggling like mad this morning.

I texted him the link and watched him read the thread.

It's almost as funny watching a newbie discover the magic of ace.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:28 AM (FGNtS)

542 Like that scene in The Time Machine (the old one) where he's jetting past things at high-speed. Only, nothing like that, actually

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for time travel comic at May 27, 2018 01:15 AM (ECLlc)

Pro-tip: If you ever find yourself in that old school Time Machine, and are invited for lunch, plead a previous engagement.

Posted by: Eloi and Morlocks for Peace and Renewable, Sustainable Food at May 27, 2018 01:30 AM (zCyNd)

543 WDS!

She's been here maybe a year that i know of. Not her first appearance, not the first time peeps thought i changed my nic and not the first time she failed to disabuse them of that notion.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:30 AM (gQQ9b)

544 If Bebe Neuwirth shows up, I'm outta here.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 27, 2018 01:31 AM (QLvwG)

545 bebe's B!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:32 AM (FGNtS)

546 Went to the Rockies game tonight.......beautiful night for baseball. Unfortunately, they had the bases loaded with no outs and couldn't score to tie or win the game. Ugh!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 01:33 AM (mMeIQ)

547 I saw just 2001: A Space Odyssey tonight at an anniversary showing at the Arclight Hollywood in 70mm (hey, remember film?). I saw it for the first time 50 years ago at the Pantages in Hollywood, just down the street from the Arclight. Yeah, 50 freaking years,can you believe it?.

Not bad for a 29 year-old. But then, I've always been precocious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 01:33 AM (CPfoe)

548 SMH! How you doing? The ex ex lives near the daughter you live with?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:33 AM (gQQ9b)

549 ... this dyson really is a piece of work - superficial and pedantic, his entire argument is that he is a victim because of jefferson (?), because when he';s shut down because he's black...

what? he's an ivy league professor, published author with a radio show.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 01:34 AM (Pg+x7)

550 Pro-tip: If you ever find yourself in that old school Time Machine, and are invited for lunch, plead a previous engagement.
Posted by: Eloi and Morlocks for Peace and Renewable, Sustainable Food at May 27, 2018 01:30 AM (zCyNd)

So how would you reckon the speed of a time machine? Centuries per minute? However you do it, it boils down to time/time, which is dimensionless, and strongly hints that time travel is impossible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:34 AM (WFV7d)

551 the first time she failed to disabuse them of that notion.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:30 AM (gQQ9b)

Can I get a Hawaiian judge to issue a restraining order for disabuse?

Hawaiian Moron lawyers, help a guy out.

Anyone?

Posted by: Miklos, from the Short Circuit at May 27, 2018 01:35 AM (zCyNd)

552 bebe......that's just wrong

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 01:35 AM (mMeIQ)

553 You could say that...lol.

Gettin' re-hitched June 16th.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:35 AM (FGNtS)

554 SMH......good for you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 01:36 AM (mMeIQ)

555 Hawaiian Moron lawyers...

Well, I have two out of the three...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:37 AM (FGNtS)

556 551 Can I get a Hawaiian judge to issue a restraining order for disabuse?
Hawaiian Moron lawyers, help a guy out. Anyone?
Posted by: Miklos, from the Short Circuit at May 27, 2018 01:35 AM (zCyNd)

that is never going to happen, nor with all the chicks in bikinis running around the islands.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:38 AM (gQQ9b)

557 I now take my apology back. I care even less now what your rules are or your expectations are with me. My name is Bebe, deal with it.
Posted by: BebeDahl




And that, officer, is when the problems started.

Posted by: mindful webworker - that elevatored quickly at May 27, 2018 01:38 AM (ECLlc)

558 i've discovered an odd rocknroll tidbit one or two of you may find interesting:

in Nick Lowe's "Cruel To be Kind" video, that is footage from his actual wedding to Carlene Carter, the daughter of June Carter Cash.

She later hung out with Howie Epstein from the Heartbreakers.

Cash wasn't her dad though; that was Carl Smith. But she really resembles her mother nowadays.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:39 AM (uJ09Y)

559 Thanks wds.

We divorced almost six years ago after 20+ years of marriage, mostly because I was batsh*t insane.

Still am, just in more productive ways.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:39 AM (FGNtS)

560 So how would you reckon the speed of a time machine? Centuries per minute? However you do it, it boils down to time/time, which is dimensionless, and strongly hints that time travel is impossible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:34 AM (WFV7d)

Food preparation is a matter of physics and chemistry.

Eloi, Morlocks, let's not argue about who eats who...

Posted by: Chef de Cuisine Miklos at May 27, 2018 01:39 AM (zCyNd)

561 that is never going to happen, nor with all the chicks in bikinis running around the islands.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:38 AM (gQQ9b)

Given the current state of affairs in Hawaii, they had better be asbestos bikinis. Or not. I'm not one to complain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:39 AM (WFV7d)

562 Gettin' re-hitched June 16th.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:35 AM


This is awesome! Best of luck to you both!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 01:40 AM (e9G8E)

563 553 You could say that...lol. Gettin' re-hitched June 16th.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:35 AM (F

Congratulations! You've been a busy busy girl during your sabbatical.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:40 AM (gQQ9b)

564 Gettin' re-hitched June 16th.
That boy better understand how lucky he is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 01:41 AM (IcT7t)

565 lol bebe.

The Lord had to send me some major clue-by-fours to get me "woke", so to speak.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:42 AM (FGNtS)

566 Thanks for your interest, pogomip! It warms my heart
Posted by: booknlass

Booknlass, does Pepe still have a yellow spot on his nose, and mostly black tiger stripes?
Love the little guy! and his spirit.

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 01:42 AM (qmxp5)

567 that is never going to happen, nor with all the chicks in bikinis running around the islands.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:38 AM (gQQ9b)

*Miklos, being poor, begins checking for a slightly used but serviceable Kon-Tiki on E-Bay*

Posted by: Apprentice mariner Miklos at May 27, 2018 01:43 AM (zCyNd)

568 And that, officer, is when the problems started.
Posted by: mindful webworker - that elevatored quickly at May 27, 2018 01:38 AM (ECLlc)

It's like you're an NTSB thread crash investigator piecing shards of posts together in a hangar, trying to find the blerp actuator from the #2 wongle valve assembly or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 01:44 AM (fZuhk)

569 *Miklos, being poor, begins checking for a slightly used but serviceable Kon-Tiki on E-Bay*
Posted by: Apprentice mariner Miklos at May 27, 2018 01:43 AM (zCyNd)

Check out some of those yatch-its on the link at the top of the page!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:44 AM (WFV7d)

570 "The triumph of optimism over experience"

I like optimists.

Posted by: Miklos, alimony free at May 27, 2018 01:45 AM (zCyNd)

571 564 Gettin' re-hitched June 16th.
That boy better understand how lucky he is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 01:41 AM (IcT7t)

---

Almost 30 years ago, I was stationed in a place I tried desperately to get away from.

It was meant to be, since I see the results of that every day in the eyes of my grandchildren.

He has always knows how lucky he was...now I realize how lucky I have been since that July 4th 1988.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:45 AM (FGNtS)

572 pogomip, Pepe is all black, no stripes except a vertical one right down the ridge of his face, ending at his nose.

he looks kind of prehistoric. and, like a skunk.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:46 AM (uJ09Y)

573 565 The Lord had to send me some major clue-by-fours to get me "woke", so to speak.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:42 AM (FGNtS)

Well the important part is that you listened. finally. j/k! are your daughters excited?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:47 AM (gQQ9b)

574 It's like you're an NTSB thread crash investigator piecing shards of posts together in a hangar, trying to find the blerp actuator from the #2 wongle valve assembly or something.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 01:44 AM (fZuhk)

In the case of that fatal Uber wreck in Tempe, it seems the #2 wongle valve identified as a #1 wongle valve. And everything went downhill from there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:47 AM (WFV7d)

575 Youngest, yes.

Oldest, who is still in Texas, dunno. She's not talking to me since I moved up here.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:48 AM (FGNtS)

576 2001: A Space Odyssey tonight at an anniversary showing at the Arclight Hollywood in 70mm

That's how I first saw it. IIRC, Planet of the Apes, too, at the same theater. Not sure. But 2001 for sure.

Thought 70mm was the future. Heh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - iMax =/= iPad at May 27, 2018 01:48 AM (ECLlc)

577 Check out some of those yatch-its on the link at the top of the page!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:44 AM (WFV7d)

Which page? Home or comment page (not the same)?

Posted by: Miklos, GMO and alimony free at May 27, 2018 01:49 AM (zCyNd)

578 52 So how did you all spend the first day of your three day week-end?
I cleaned house and himself prepped the front porch ceiling for painting.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2018 10:03 PM (cAj82)

1. got muh hair did
2. in so doing, took a picture of a table
3. mowed the lawn
4. installed a new router
5. cooked a food
6. maintained a level of constant HQ shitposting in keeping with the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service, reflecting great credit upon myself and the US Navy

I've been so productive I could just shit.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 26, 2018 10:08 PM (fZuhk)

============================

Which, in itself, is productive.

Posted by: CantankerousProgrammer at May 27, 2018 01:49 AM (3t7n1)

579 Oooooh SMH!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 01:50 AM (mMeIQ)

580 Which page? Home or comment page (not the same)?
Posted by: Miklos, GMO and alimony free at May 27, 2018 01:49 AM (zCyNd)

This page, the comment page. "Cool boats" it is a link.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:51 AM (WFV7d)

581 maintained a level of constant HQ shitposting in keeping with the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service, reflecting great credit upon myself and the US Navy


We would need some verifiable stats on that.

Posted by: Miklos, winner of Attendee Award at May 27, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

582 I hope I have grandchildren... And I hope I live to see them!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 01:53 AM (e9G8E)

583 maintained a level of constant HQ shitposting in keeping with the highest traditions of the United States Army.

FIFY.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:55 AM (FGNtS)

584 This page, the comment page. "Cool boats" it is a link.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 01:51 AM (WFV7d)

Thanks, but I don't see "Cool Boats". Maybe Pale Moon doesn't render the page properly.

But I'll leave rendering until whaling season.

Posted by: Miklos, Old Man of the Sea at May 27, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)

585 Youngest, yes. Oldest, who is still in Texas, dunno. She's not talking to me since I moved up here.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 01:48 AM (FGNtS)

?!

i never heard the whole story & didn't want to pry, but my understanding was you were in a pretty rough patch all around & that move was a godsend. i'm sorry you're oldest has an issue.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:57 AM (gQQ9b)

586 Whoa! I'm as caught-up as can be.

Family gathering here at Mom's tomorrow (at least, my kids, SiL, and grandson, if it all works out). Milady is baking banana-mocha cupcakes and Mom's kitchen smells great. She's going to put baked beans in to cook overnight. Her mother's recipe.

I'm thinking I might break from reading y'all and go stick my toes in the swimming pool, just to test the temperature. If I slide on into the water, send a rescue team because I may not be sober enuogh to sflsff gffflsgg. Bleebb?

Posted by: mindful webworker looking for swim trunks at May 27, 2018 01:57 AM (ECLlc)

587 >he looks kind of prehistoric. and, like a skunk.
Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:46 AM (uJ09Y

Cool. I hope he gets a good home! (along with all his siblings). Send pics to the Pet Thread, plz.

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 01:57 AM (qmxp5)

588 I hope you do, too, Zettai!

(hope I do too)

Carlene Carter, Damascus Road

https://tinyurl.com/ybx5nbwh

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 01:58 AM (uJ09Y)

589 We would need some verifiable stats on that.
Posted by: Miklos, winner of Attendee Award at May 27, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

Do you want PowerPoint? Because this is how you get PowerPoint.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 01:58 AM (fZuhk)

590 Well, it's night. Time to shoot some of them Billiards, I reckon. Got a special table to eat 'em on.

Posted by: Jed Clampett at May 27, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

591 "The triumph of optimism over experience"

AKA, buying a Powerball ticket.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 02:00 AM (IcT7t)

592 Me: (at least, my kids, SiL, and grandson, if it all works out)

DiL.



Daughter! in Law. Mother of my grandson, and therefore forever a star in my heart.

Posted by: mindful webworker - acronyms are haaard at May 27, 2018 02:01 AM (ECLlc)

593 Yep, bedtime. See you guys around.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 02:01 AM (fZuhk)

594 Who keeps yelling my name??

DAMMIT, Imma trying to get some sleep here, and I keep hearing BEEB! yada yada yada BEEB!

Sheesh.

Posted by: Bebe Neuwirth at May 27, 2018 02:02 AM (QU+qf)

595 sflsff gffflsgg. Bleebb?

Posted by: mindful webworker looking for swim trunks at May 27, 2018 01:57 AM (ECLlc)

Baywatch chicks... ...save this man's life!!!

Posted by: David Hasselhoff at May 27, 2018 02:03 AM (zCyNd)

596 Run frazier run!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 02:03 AM (gQQ9b)

597 pogomip, I intend to send some pics of the little baby kittens to the petmorons thread.

I just don't know how long it'll take me! i'm a procrastinator.

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 02:05 AM (uJ09Y)

598 Thanks, but I don't see "Cool Boats". Maybe Pale Moon doesn't render the page properly.

But I'll leave rendering until whaling season.
Posted by: Miklos, Old Man of the Sea at May 27, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)

Ewetoob link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x-rIwfsIXM&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:05 AM (WFV7d)

599 Do you want PowerPoint? Because this is how you get PowerPoint.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 01:58 AM (fZuhk)

Regulations.

Posted by: Staff Sgt. Miklos O'Reilly at May 27, 2018 02:05 AM (zCyNd)

600 Ewetoob link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x-rIwfsIXM&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:05 AM (WFV7d)

Well damn. In the Obama years, I could have gotten a government grant for one of those, as long as I promised that it would run on algae-based fuel....

Posted by: Miklos, an administration late and a dollar short at May 27, 2018 02:09 AM (zCyNd)

601 DAMMIT, Imma trying to get some sleep here, and I keep hearing BEEB! yada yada yada BEEB!

Sheesh.
Posted by: Bebe Neuwirth at May 27, 2018 02:02 AM (QU+qf)

--------

Always playing the victim.

Posted by: BB Gunn at May 27, 2018 02:10 AM (CPfoe)

602 Always playing the victim.

No, just playin' Lucille

Posted by: BB King at May 27, 2018 02:11 AM (IcT7t)

603 Ta Ta For Now

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 02:12 AM (uJ09Y)

604 Well damn. In the Obama years, I could have gotten a government grant for one of those, as long as I promised that it would run on algae-based fuel....
Posted by: Miklos, an administration late and a dollar short at May 27, 2018 02:09 AM (zCyNd)

Heh! That's where I bailed out of the video. To hear some fuckstick drone on about a "carbon free" yacht as though it were a Good Thing was enough to gag a maggot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:12 AM (WFV7d)

605 ... dyson kind of reminds me of unfrozen cave man lawyer - "i am a black man from400 years of oppression who is not treated as an individual - your racist patriarchy frightens and confuses me"

as he goes back to his georgetown univ. prof, radio show host life.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 02:13 AM (Pg+x7)

606 Always playing the victim.

No, just playin' Lucille

Posted by: BB King at May 27, 2018 02:11 AM (IcT7t)

Si, es verdad, el Rey de los Azul.

Posted by: Miklos, in Playa del Carmen at May 27, 2018 02:13 AM (zCyNd)

607 Helloooo-- anyone still awake?

Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2018 02:13 AM (yD/Pf)

608 ... hanging out with barak and jay-z and oprah...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 02:14 AM (Pg+x7)

609 Ta Ta For Now

Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2018 02:12 AM (uJ09Y)

Ta Ta(s) are always welcome here.

Posted by: Miklos, moronically self-identifying at May 27, 2018 02:15 AM (zCyNd)

610 Helloooo-- anyone still awake?
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2018 02:13 AM (yD/Pf)

Bearly. Or scarcely, as the case may be. And not for long.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:15 AM (WFV7d)

611 i never heard the whole story & didn't want to pry, but my understanding was you were in a pretty rough patch all around & that move was a godsend. i'm sorry you're oldest has an issue.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:57 AM (gQQ9b)

---

It hurts, but it's even worse for her.

All I can do is pray.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 02:16 AM (bG/5x)

612 Pool temp was a little cool for a nighttime dip.

Helloooo-- anyone still awake?
Posted by: JQ


No. Go away.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sarcasm or surliness - you be de judg at May 27, 2018 02:16 AM (ECLlc)

613 hanging out with barak and jay-z and oprah...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 02:14 AM (Pg+x7)

Sucks to be you, man. What did you do to earn that fate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:16 AM (WFV7d)

614 Helloooo-- anyone still awake?
Posted by: JQ

No. Go away.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sarcasm or surliness - you be de judg at May 27, 2018 02:16 AM (ECLlc)

Morpheus out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Miklos, not a Jungian at May 27, 2018 02:18 AM (zCyNd)

615 Always playing the victim.

No, just playin' Lucille

-------------------

You picked a fine time to leave me.

Posted by: Kenny Rodgers at May 27, 2018 02:18 AM (3t7n1)

616 Powerpoint makes you studpid.

https://norvig.com/Gettysburg/

Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 02:18 AM (qmxp5)

617 It's all fun and games until Oprah needs a loofah.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 02:18 AM (6FqZa)

618 ... dyson likes to say "particular" a lot.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 02:20 AM (Pg+x7)

619 "No. Go away."
no sarc tag? Pfft.

Nice place....

Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2018 02:20 AM (yD/Pf)

620 Bob Newhart>Bebe Neuwirth

Posted by: The Button-down Mind of Bob Newhart at May 27, 2018 02:20 AM (zCyNd)

621 617: "it;s all fun and games until pray needs a loofah"

...just cracking up., i forget where i am sometimes.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 02:22 AM (Pg+x7)

622 oprah not pray. damn splchk.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2018 02:23 AM (Pg+x7)

623 You picked a fine time to leave me.
Posted by: Kenny Rodgers at May 27, 2018 02:18 AM (3t7n1)

(sings)

You picked a fine to to leave me, Lucille.
They just brought in a gusher out there in the field.
I'll be worth millions from my share of the yield.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:23 AM (WFV7d)

624 Morpheus out front shoulda told ya.

You picked a fine time to leave me.

Powerpoint makes you studpid.

It's all fun and games until Oprah needs a loofah.

The wit seems to become somewhat oblique as we enter the 600s. NTTAWWT IYKWIMAITTYD QED.

Posted by: mindful webworker - babbling incoherently like everybody else at May 27, 2018 02:23 AM (ECLlc)

625 Drunker than usual but still awake!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 02:24 AM (e9G8E)

626 (500) One of my high school friends had 3 8-track tapes. Montrose, Ted Nugent (Stranglehold or whatever) Marshall Tucker (Where We All Belong). That's it. Under-dash player.
Oh yeah, Frampton Comes Alive. Who could forget that one...

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 27, 2018 02:25 AM (RuIsu)

627 NTTAWWT IYKWIMAITTYD QED.



ETC.

Posted by: Miklos, just postin' at May 27, 2018 02:26 AM (zCyNd)

628 Oh yeah, Frampton Comes Alive. Who could forget that one...
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 27, 2018 02:25 AM (RuIsu)

I was around for that. never did like it all that much. There were so many better rockers out there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:29 AM (WFV7d)

629 The wit seems to become somewhat oblique as we enter the 600s.


Is a puzzlement.

Posted by: Yeah? and I'm the King of Siam at May 27, 2018 02:29 AM (zCyNd)

630 I watched the uncensored version of classic tv bloopers tonight. One of the outtakes was of the owl and frog from New Zoo Review dropping F-bombs and then some interspecies action...

I used to watch New Zoo Review as a wee lass.

Another childhood memory destroyed.



Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 02:31 AM (bG/5x)

631 Like this, maybe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vFTksaposs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:31 AM (WFV7d)

632 Frampton Comes Alive

Were I Peter Frampton, I would have found the implication in that title...problematic.

Posted by: Miklos Invictus at May 27, 2018 02:33 AM (zCyNd)

633 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zoo_Revue

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 02:33 AM (bG/5x)

634 Zettai Roshia-no Botto

is an anagram for

boohoo Tarzan titties

Just thought you'd want to know.

(Trying to keep up the Quality Comments despite the hour)

Posted by: mindful webworker - be fowl murk winder at May 27, 2018 02:35 AM (ECLlc)

635 543 WDS!

She's been here maybe a year that i know of. Not her first appearance, not the first time peeps thought i changed my nic and not the first time she failed to disabuse them of that notion.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 01:30 AM (gQQ9b)
-----------
Baloney. Baloney with extra cheese. I've been here for years, never saw you before tonight until your bogus claim that I somehow wittingly tried to confuse anyone into thinking I was you. If this identity confusion happened before tonight as you say, and I supposedly purposely try to confuse & mislead others as you say, why didn't you just bring it to my attention then? Yeah, riiiiight. Eye roll.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 02:36 AM (yNyJy)

636 Suzy Quatro was a B-grade Jersey dive bar version of Joan Jett.

Posted by: Miklos, having opinions, which in all cases must be respected,'cause reasons at May 27, 2018 02:36 AM (zCyNd)

637 (Trying to keep up the Quality Comments despite the hour)

Posted by: mindful webworker - be fowl murk winder at May 27, 2018 02:35 AM (ECLlc)

Everybody is just hanging around, hoping to win the satanic Powerball number.

Posted by: Miklos, preparing holy water, in the form of bourbon at May 27, 2018 02:38 AM (zCyNd)

638 Suzy Quatro was a B-grade Jersey dive bar version of Joan Jett.
Posted by: Miklos, having opinions, which in all cases must be respected,'cause reasons at May 27, 2018 02:36 AM (zCyNd)

So? Means she had had the common touch. Plus she was hawt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:40 AM (WFV7d)

639 Everybody is just hanging around, hoping to win the satanic Powerball number.
Posted by: Miklos, preparing holy water, in the form of bourbon at May 27, 2018 02:38 AM (zCyNd)
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Would be nice except for the taxes.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 02:41 AM (yNyJy)

640 bebe's boobs destroy... I've been here for years, never saw you before tonight...
Posted by: BebeDahl


Um... I may regret jumping in here, but...

bebe's boobs have a special hall of their own in the AoSHQ hall of fame.

I think you must be thinking of some other AoSHQ, whoever you are, stranger.

Posted by: mindful webworker - jug not lest ye also be jugged at May 27, 2018 02:42 AM (ECLlc)

641
Sleep tight tonight,
The Moron Horde is awake.
We may be drunk
But we're awake!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:43 AM (NoLse)

642 640 bebe's boobs destroy... I've been here for years, never saw you before tonight...
Posted by: BebeDahl

Um... I may regret jumping in here, but...

bebe's boobs have a special hall of their own in the AoSHQ hall of fame.

I think you must be thinking of some other AoSHQ, whoever you are, stranger.
Posted by: mindful webworker - jug not lest ye also be jugged at May 27, 2018 02:42 AM (ECLlc)

Perhaps it was us?

Posted by: Alliance of Specially Held Quinces at May 27, 2018 02:44 AM (vW8Mk)

643 So? Means she had had the common touch. Plus she was hawt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:40 AM (WFV7d)
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Quattro was a smoker eh? Whereas Joan Jett isn't & aged really well considering the rock & roll miles.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 02:46 AM (yNyJy)

644 "Flowerbed Wink Rum" is an anagram of "mindful webworker"!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 02:46 AM (e9G8E)

645 I think you must be thinking of some other AoSHQ, whoever you are, stranger.
Posted by: mindful webworker - jug not lest ye also be jugged at May 27, 2018 02:42 AM (ECLlc)

Perhaps it was us?
Posted by: Alliance of Specially Held Quinces at May 27, 2018 02:44 AM (vW8Mk)

Or us?

Posted by: Awful or Spunky Herbal Quinoas at May 27, 2018 02:47 AM (vW8Mk)

646 So? Means she had had the common touch. Plus she was hawt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:40 AM (WFV7d)

Accepted and agreed.

What I meant to say was that Bruce Springsteen is a B-grade Jersey dive bar version of Bruce Springsteen.

Posted by: Miklos had good pizza in Freehold, NJ at May 27, 2018 02:48 AM (zCyNd)

647
Our "sister blog" from Bizarro World is Ace of Spades Hind Quarters.

That one is populated with nothing but horses' asses, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:48 AM (NoLse)

648 Well, it's 0100 here in Alberta, and the eyelids are sagging. Time to get horizontal. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 02:49 AM (WFV7d)

649 Zettai : "Flowerbed Wink Rum" is an anagram of "mindful webworker"!

Well, that is nicer than "be fowl murk winder."

And appropriate. Sort of. If you squint and tilt your head.

* pours a potentially final adult beverage with the Barbados rum. *

Posted by: mindful webworker - squant and tilto were in a boat at May 27, 2018 02:49 AM (ECLlc)

650 Our "sister blog" from Bizarro World is Ace of Spades Hind Quarters.



That one is populated with nothing but horses' asses, of course.


That's the one I probably should be posting at.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 02:49 AM (IcT7t)

651
Good luck storming the satanic castle!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:49 AM (NoLse)

652
Hasta la bye-bye, AOP!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:50 AM (NoLse)

653 Um... I may regret jumping in here, but...

bebe's boobs have a special hall of their own in the AoSHQ hall of fame.

I think you must be thinking of some other AoSHQ, whoever you are, stranger.
Posted by: mindful webworker - jug not lest ye also be jugged at May 27, 2018 02:42 AM
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Okay I accept that I am a stranger to you & probably always will be, but not to this site, sorry for your confusion. And I really don't care about anyone's fan base,k.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 02:51 AM (yNyJy)

654 I go ogled me some "anagram generator", and vorlor...

Teh innerwebz... What can't it do?!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 02:52 AM (e9G8E)

655 That one is populated with nothing but horses' asses, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:48 AM (NoLse)

Hey-you ain't foaling anybody!

Posted by: Miklos, Stud farmee at May 27, 2018 02:52 AM (zCyNd)

656
Carnot v Krebs is an anagram of Krebs v Carnot.

Thought that I'd spare all y'all the trouble of finding the difficult ones.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:52 AM (NoLse)

657 lol Zettai.

BTW, I'll share teh g-babies wif ya...well, pics anyway...til ya get yer own.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 02:53 AM (UzQI1)

658 *throws i ching for closers*

Preconceived judgments can cloud your perception of the present.

If you don't know what cannot be done, you will accomplish great things.

Posted by: mindful webworker - i ching u ching we all ching for ice ching at May 27, 2018 02:55 AM (ECLlc)

659
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 02:51 AM (yNyJy)


The obligatory questions asked of someone with your last name --

"Are you related to Roald Dahl?"

"Are you related to Arlene Dahl?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:55 AM (NoLse)

660 Carnot v Krebs is an anagram of Krebs v Carnot.

Thought that I'd spare all y'all the trouble of finding the difficult ones.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:52 AM (NoLse)

You must be hell at Sudoku.

Posted by: Miklos, with properly sharpened #2 pencil at May 27, 2018 02:55 AM (zCyNd)

661 Carnot v Krebs is an anagram of Krebs v Carnot.


Thought that I'd spare all y'all the trouble of finding the difficult ones.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:52 AM


Not as disturbing interesting as "bra corks vent"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 02:56 AM (e9G8E)

662 Tanks, SMH!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 02:57 AM (e9G8E)

663 Miklos, with properly sharpened #2 pencil

Careful! You could dot someone's i out with that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - about to fade at May 27, 2018 02:57 AM (ECLlc)

664 'Not as interesting as "bra corks vent"...

If it hadn't, we wouldn't have found the gas leak until it was too late.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 02:58 AM (IcT7t)

665 *throws i ching for closers*

Preconceived judgments can cloud your perception of the present.

If you don't know what cannot be done, you will accomplish great things.

Posted by: mindful webworker - i ching u ching we all ching for ice ching at May 27, 2018 02:55 AM (ECLlc)


Hmmm.

*sadly contemplates large pile of crumpled fortune cookie notes with lottery numbers on the back*

Posted by: Miklos, not a marginal tax rate participant at May 27, 2018 02:58 AM (zCyNd)

666

Beelzebub's Boobs Destroy!!

___

and thus, whether I hit the target or not, good night.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nippy in here tonight? at May 27, 2018 02:59 AM (ECLlc)

667 I want 777...don't think I'll get it tonight.

But tomorrow....oh yes...tomorrow...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:00 AM (UzQI1)

668
Did I ever tell y'all the story about how my baby sister and I smeared vaseline on a window screen of our mobile home when we were aged three and four, respectively?

No? Well, I'll let her tell it since she posts here occasionally (and it was her idea).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 03:00 AM (NoLse)

669 Fastest Hobo Pet?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 03:00 AM (e9G8E)

670 Fu........

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 03:01 AM (e9G8E)

671 Slow pitch...the swing...outta the park!

Jim, Mindful's batting .666...going to the Majors?

Posted by: Miklos, dousing with aforementioned protective libations at May 27, 2018 03:02 AM (zCyNd)

672 Who's your sis, Kreb?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:03 AM (UzQI1)

673
Slow pitch...the swing...outta the park!


And a winsome lass from Bad Axe caught that one.

-- zombie Ernie Harwell, long-time "Voice of the Tigers"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 03:05 AM (NoLse)

674 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 02:55 AM (NoLse)
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Neither and if I only I had a winning lotto ticket every time some one asked me that;^)if I was related and had my pick I would go with Roald for the estate but Arlene for the Gunsmoke role, so I could have me some James " The Thing" Arness.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 03:05 AM (yNyJy)

675 so I could have me some James " The Thing" Arness.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 03:05 AM (yNyJy)

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

Posted by: Jim Arness' brother Peter at May 27, 2018 03:08 AM (zCyNd)

676
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:03 AM (UzQI1)


She posts here irregularly, usually in the Saturday pet thread, as "Brat Bait". However, she and her husband are in the midst of building their retirement abode this summer and packing their gear for the move this fall.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 03:09 AM (NoLse)

677 Fastest Hobo Pet?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 03:00 AM (e9G8E)

The money's in the pelts, not the pets.

Posted by: Ace's taxidermist at May 27, 2018 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

678 Speaking of ruining childhood memories...

"Kathleen Kennedy is such a bad storyteller, so heavy-handed, so selfish, so narcissistic, so wrong, so divisive, so out of touch, that a Star Wars movie -- a Star Wars movie, y'all -- will probably lose money."

---

No probably about it.

Disney is shitting bricks.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:10 AM (UzQI1)

679 Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 03:05 AM (yNyJy)

Ve might be related, dahlink.

Posted by: The Gabor sisters at May 27, 2018 03:11 AM (zCyNd)

680 Cool beans, Kreb.

Can't wait to meet her...

Muahahahahahaha.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:11 AM (UzQI1)

681
Kathleen Kennedy is such a bad storyteller, so heavy-handed, so selfish, so narcissistic, so wrong, so divisive, so out of touch, that a Star Wars movie -- a Star Wars movie, y'all -- will probably lose money.


She should sign on with those two other epic storytellers, Barky and Mooch, whose recent deal with Netflix secured them an unending line of graft.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 03:13 AM (NoLse)

682
Dog has been let out and returned, the rain is sounding on the metal roof, and I'm outta here for some more ZZZs. Leave the light on for those stumbling home this fine Memorial Day weekend, hear?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 03:15 AM (NoLse)

683 Everyone who doesn't watch my movies is a sexist mysogynistic pig because the Force is Female!

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at May 27, 2018 03:16 AM (vW8Mk)

684 "Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."
Posted by: Jim Arness' brother Peter at May 27, 2018 03:08 AM (zCyNd)
Ha! Peter with that hair and yet no one wore a white haired wig in the Mission Impossible flicks.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 03:17 AM (yNyJy)

685
Hey, Force! Over here! Sammich, please!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2018 03:17 AM (NoLse)

686 Hey Force-

Bat Girl makes better sammiches. and her little sister, Marsupial, puts things in her tight little pouch...

Posted by: The Miklos Brothers at May 27, 2018 03:22 AM (zCyNd)

687 679 Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 03:05 AM (yNyJy)

Ve might be related, dahlink.
Posted by: The Gabor sisters at May 27, 2018 03:11 AM (zCyNd)
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Grin. Zsa Zsa might be related to just about everybody, she's lived like a century or two and was married a bazillion times.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 03:22 AM (yNyJy)

688 Yo aysakat, mes amis...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 03:24 AM (e9G8E)

689 Well Horde, time to try for some sleep. You Bebes work out your dispute in the mud pit with bikinis on and we'll evaluate the video for a victor. Hopefully it won't rain too much and I'll be able to beat back the grass tomorrow.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 27, 2018 03:25 AM (1FhAQ)

690 Order...Arms!

---

"In 1921, grass roots activism led to calls for America to create a memorial to honor the unknown soldiers who had perished in the fighting and were unable to be identified. Several European countries had created similar monuments, and the nation demanded an opportunity to remember and mourn its sons who lay in unmarked graves so far from home."

https://tinyurl.com/yaxgnfzh

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:25 AM (UzQI1)

691 Yo aysakat, mes amis...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 27, 2018 03:24 AM (e9G8E)

Ha! Je comprend, basz meg!

(Hungarian cuss words are normally reserved for JJ)

Posted by: Multi-culti Miklos at May 27, 2018 03:27 AM (zCyNd)

692 My bad...

Present...Arms!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:27 AM (UzQI1)

693 You Bebes work out your dispute in the mud pit with bikinis on

Mud?

Jello. Go for the classy.

Posted by: Miklos pleads an inconsistent memory at May 27, 2018 03:29 AM (zCyNd)

694 There's gonna be a big to-do at the church tomorrow in honor of Memorial Day.

*sigh*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:29 AM (UzQI1)

695 *sigh*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:29 AM (UzQI1)

*sigh* why?

Such days are the basis of our civilization, if we can keep it.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 27, 2018 03:31 AM (zCyNd)

696 G'night!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 03:32 AM (IcT7t)

697 They mean well...but they call out the vets in the congregation.

November 11, it's fine.

Memorial Day, no.

Weirds me out.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:34 AM (UzQI1)

698 Weirds me out.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:34 AM (UzQI1)

I see. Protocol error. Wrong day.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 27, 2018 03:35 AM (zCyNd)

699 Yeah...something like that.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 03:35 AM (UzQI1)

700 This is why I shouldn't stay up to see the beginning of this thread.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 03:44 AM (aC6Sd)

701 Most likely will lay here 2 hours awake then get up to make coffee and breakfast. But we will see.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 03:45 AM (aC6Sd)

702 This is why I shouldn't stay up to see the beginning of this thread.


Depends on what the definition of "this" is.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at May 27, 2018 03:45 AM (zCyNd)

703 I'm seldom ONT but I am trying to stay up tonight so I can walk my dogs at dawn because it is so hot & humid. Gonna be a long hot summer it seems.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 03:58 AM (yNyJy)

704
Still no power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2018 04:00 AM (eM8BP)

705 Welcome back to 'Murica!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kB7OR161-U

Charlie Daniels had it right in 1979.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2018 04:01 AM (Ckg4U)

706 Talk about timing, Mel Brooks' High Anxiety on the Movies channel. Funny stuff.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:01 AM (yNyJy)

707 704
Still no power.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2018 04:00 AM (eM8BP
------
You mean as in electricity? Oh no, is it hot in your neck of the woods?

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:03 AM (yNyJy)

708 Mornin' Slap!


I thought you just went to bed....

Posted by: Miklos 24/7 at May 27, 2018 04:13 AM (zCyNd)

709 I never know where I'm going to be, Miklos.

Keeps my enemies on their toes, it does.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2018 04:17 AM (Ckg4U)

710 By the way...

I haven't told you how much you crack me up and how much I appreciate your humor.

Allow me to express that and just give you a *Thumbs Up*.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2018 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

711 704
Still no power.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2018 04:00 AM (eM8BP
------
You mean as in electricity? Oh no, is it hot in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:03 AM (yNyJy)


========

The plight of minorities and women in America.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 27, 2018 04:26 AM (/qEW2)

712 The plight of minorities and women in America.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 27, 2018 04:26 AM (/qEW2)

---

Maybe for you, sista.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 04:27 AM (UzQI1)

713 Good morning all.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2018 04:30 AM (RCSTP)

714 She should sign on with those two other epic storytellers, Barky and Mooch, whose recent deal with Netflix secured them an unending line of graft.

Can't hardly wait for the virtue signaling, SJW, Wakanda on steroids-esque garbage they'll likely churn out. And Hollywood will squee!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 04:34 AM (rdl6o)

715 The plight of minorities and women in America.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 27, 2018 04:26 AM (/qEW2)
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Grin. If Harris is the DNC pick for 2020, that will be one nasty ass campaign. Booker would probably fold quickly but Harris is an even meaner hag than Booker.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:36 AM (yNyJy)

716
Estimate for electricity restoration has been pushed back four times, now 6:30. Hope that's AM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2018 04:36 AM (eM8BP)

717 B & M will probably win an Oscar before they release anything on Netflix in anticipation of great cinema just because!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 04:36 AM (rdl6o)

718 Morning JT.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:37 AM (yNyJy)

719 Good luck for an AM timeframe Hadrian. Not having electricity bites!

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:40 AM (yNyJy)

720 Morning JT.

Posted by: BebeDahl


Hiya !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2018 04:40 AM (RCSTP)

721 Maybe not an Oscar. Maybe an Emmy. I can tell the difference between the self-congratulating circle-jerk award shows.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 04:41 AM (rdl6o)

722 B & M

---

Take out the ampersand, and that is pretty much what they will be putting out.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 04:41 AM (UzQI1)

723 Damn! Can't not can.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 04:42 AM (rdl6o)

724 717 B & M will probably win an Oscar before they release anything on Netflix in anticipation of great cinema just because!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 04:36 AM
-----------
Nobel Peace prize.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:44 AM (yNyJy)

725 Take out the ampersand, and that is pretty much what they will be putting out.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 27, 2018 04:41 AM (UzQI1)
-------------------------
And yet they will have an audience, because some people have weird fetishes.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:47 AM (yNyJy)

726 Maybe not an Oscar. Maybe an Emmy. I can tell the difference between the self-congratulating circle-jerk award shows.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

They'll be awarded both. And a Country Music Award

Posted by: Bruce at May 27, 2018 04:47 AM (8ikIW)

727 TCM has on Thousand Cheers.

A sorta Stage Door Canteen with a plethora of stars from back in the day

Posted by: Bruce at May 27, 2018 04:49 AM (8ikIW)

728 Stage Door Canteen is up next

Posted by: Bruce at May 27, 2018 04:50 AM (8ikIW)

729 The Church of England is encouraging transgenders to seek priesthood. Nothing says faith in G_d like transitioning from one gender to another.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 04:51 AM (rdl6o)

730 723 Damn! Can't not can.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 04:42 AM (rdl6o)
------
But of course, I read you, cuz not everybody demands an all-seeing eye of human perfection, least certainly not me.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:52 AM (yNyJy)

731 The Church of England is encouraging transgenders to seek priesthood.
-----
COE must not care about attendance. Media blackout for jailed Tommy says it all.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:56 AM (yNyJy)

732 Tommy Robinson that is.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 04:58 AM (yNyJy)

733 #FreeTommy

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2018 05:00 AM (Ckg4U)

734 733 #FreeTommy
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2018 05:00 AM (
--------
Ditto that.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 05:03 AM (yNyJy)

735 COE must not care about attendance. Media blackout for jailed Tommy says it all.

It's become the Church of Last Thursday!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 05:11 AM (rdl6o)

736 Cat napped a little more, should get up now and make the coffee

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:14 AM (aC6Sd)

737 Often wondered has anyone posted every hour

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:17 AM (aC6Sd)

738 #FreeTommy
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2018 05:00 AM (
--------
Ditto that.
Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 05:03 AM (yNyJy)


========

I wish I had not looked that up. My supply of Valu-Rite may be insufficient to prevent ragestroke, and the stores won't open until noon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 27, 2018 05:18 AM (/qEW2)

739 PDT's tweet about 13 angry Democrats, would be be a touching Netflix flick far more informative & moving than anything the Os grunt out.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 05:20 AM (yNyJy)

740 Still no rain, have the window open all night.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:20 AM (aC6Sd)

741 What is free Tommy?

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:24 AM (aC6Sd)

742 Yeah, T. Robinson is being totally railroaded, I can certainly relate.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 05:24 AM (yNyJy)

743 Top o'the morning. Today's the day I start back to work after my vacation. Really hoping I miss all the race day traffic.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 27, 2018 05:30 AM (R5lpX)

744 @681

The larger problem is they seem to be fucking with canon as well...

...so apparently Solos not his name and he didnt do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs among other shit they are tampering with!!!!


Idiots.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 27, 2018 05:30 AM (UfMVm)

745 Ok, there are not the same human rights in other countries one needs to remember. England has jailed people for ' hate speech '
I often say about conversations with foreigners about firearm rights that they don't get, well I don't get them doing this.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:35 AM (aC6Sd)

746 Tommy Robinson is a free speech advocate in Great Britain. He rails against unlimited Muslim asylum-seekers being allowed into Britain.

He was broadcasting outside of the courthouse of the sentencing of two convicted rapists when he was taken into custody and sentenced to eighteen months. Within hours.

He was charged with "harassment" or something of the like earlier in the year and got a suspended sentence.

Now it seems that British Authorities have decided to commit him to his suspended sentence for trying to interview convicted rapists from a safe distance outside of a courthouse.

There is NO free speech in the U.K. This is a warning flag to the U.S.A.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2018 05:35 AM (Ckg4U)

747 Let's all get out there and earn some revenues for the Washington City government. Lot o' reconstructin' to be done out there!

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2018 05:36 AM (zLDYs)

748 My dad used to say a boat was a big hole in the water you threw money into.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 27, 2018 05:39 AM (R5lpX)

749 He artical said he was being sent to hull prison, surprised that England still uses prison hulls. Maybe he is in a old 74.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:40 AM (aC6Sd)

750 Robinson is in grave danger it's really real now. Tommy has a lot of enemies in jail, including enemies that have no qualms about raping children, attacking people, all that crazy ass third century cult stuff. Especially since the wanker Brit govt. would like their problem with Tommy to go conveniently away.

Posted by: BebeDahl at May 27, 2018 05:46 AM (yNyJy)

751 Coffee will be up with the EMT

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:49 AM (aC6Sd)

752 I was reading about Tommy Robinson at Instapondit. That led me to look up Enoch Powell's 1968 "Rivers of Blood" speech. Talk about prophecy.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2018 06:09 AM (sdi6R)

753 726 Maybe not an Oscar. Maybe an Emmy.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

They'll be awarded both. And a Country Music Award
Posted by: Bruce at May 27, 2018 04:47 AM (8ikIW)

And wouldn't it be great if comedy shows such as Saturday Night Live would riff off of that?

Posted by: m at May 27, 2018 06:19 AM (0bRDi)

754 737 Often wondered has anyone posted every hour
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 05:17 AM (aC6Sd)

Lace wigs.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2018 06:21 AM (0bRDi)

755 EMT up

Posted by: m at May 27, 2018 06:24 AM (0bRDi)

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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