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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/27/18 ) Gone Fishin' Edition
Ouch!
1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2 My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet. 3 My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4 My father taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.” 5 My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.” 6 My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.” 7 My father taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.” 8 My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” 9 My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.” 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!” 13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . "Stop acting like your father!” 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.” 16.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home.” 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it from your father when you get home!” 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.” 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?” 20. My father taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.” 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.” 22.My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father.” 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?” 24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand.” 25. My father taught me about JUSTICE . "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
To be honest with you, I heard more of these than I didn't hear.
When you're canoeing down a river and see you a critter. Leave the damn thing alone. OK?
Don’t pull rattlesnakes out of the water. Or alligators. Those are the common-sense takeaway from an incident involving a kayaker on the Edisto River.
Last Sunday in South Carolina, Michael Adams, 28, was kayaking with a group of friends on the Edisto River. Family members initially told investigators the snake fell from a tree onto Adams. But on Tuesday, his brothers said he yanked the snake out of the river.
Now, let's put a face to
Let us take a peak at an active volcano.
Obviously, this will improve the situation and make one a Genius Award Winner.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Mustache.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 09:51 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 27, 2018 09:51 PM (2WfB0)
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Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 09:51 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: Boomer at May 27, 2018 09:53 PM (nH/iB)
Levin is talking about threats to the electrical grid tonight.
I may need extra booze to sleep tonight.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 09:54 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 09:54 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 09:54 PM (aC6Sd)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 09:57 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 09:58 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 09:58 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2018 09:58 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 09:58 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 27, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 09:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 09:59 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 09:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (qJtVm)
Why? Because he thought it was an alligator.
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Oh, well, that explains it. He thought it was an alligator.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2018 09:55 PM (9rIkM)
Damn straight.
Posted by: The Rent is Too Damn High Guy at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Moki at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: The Bear at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: JTB at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (eMKNe)
I told a serial adulterer once, after he told me he just wants sons to mold into his image, that he would have nothing but daughters and they'd be just like him. He kindly told me to 'fuck off'. I probably deserved that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2018 10:02 PM (pY+s4)
I think it would be cool to fly a video drone down into the crater for close look. Go down in it on a rope? No way, Jose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:02 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:02 PM (oIcPq)
BEAR
STOP BREAKING IT BEAR
STOP
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 09:56 PM (fZuhk)
Timothy Treadwell's last words?
... but I had to look it up and found the narrator, while failing to achieve a Darwin Award, appears to be an At-Risk Survivor.
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at May 27, 2018 10:02 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Kayak Dingbat at May 27, 2018 10:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:03 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Ms Fluke at May 27, 2018 10:03 PM (wUZ+I)
Posted by: Toni at May 27, 2018 10:03 PM (SEY8G)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:03 PM (oIcPq)
I don't know 1,600 degrees give or take
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 10:04 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (qJtVm)
How did you manage to keep the same hash?
...are you a wizard?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:04 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:04 PM (e7oj4)
Not many threats in my youth. Brother standing alongside the freeway as we drove away after one of his meltdowns kinda made clear the response to misbehavior.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 27, 2018 10:04 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Ernst Stavro Miklos at May 27, 2018 10:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2018 10:05 PM (zLDYs)
That said, there's no way I'd put that video on the internet if it were me.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:05 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 27, 2018 10:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 10:06 PM (aC6Sd)
My neighborhood, Ellicott City, MD, has been trashed by flooding once again.
It looks like there just wasn't enough time since the last event to do something about flood prevention:
Baltimore Sun:
"A little more than two weeks ago, Hogan announced the state and county had been awarded more than $1 million by the Federal Emergency Management Agency to fund projects aimed at reducing the flood risk in the areas surounding Main Street. At the time, he called it an "important step in the rebirth of downtown Ellicott City."
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 27, 2018 10:06 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at May 27, 2018 10:06 PM (bNHuv)
Posted by: Pete Carroll at May 27, 2018 10:07 PM (Tyii7)
I may need extra booze to sleep tonight.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 09:54 PM (e7oj4)
Think you're twitchy? Holy loly, look up 'NERC-CIP compliance'.
that's my new job title.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:07 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: zombie Robert Frost at May 27, 2018 10:07 PM (Qc3F/)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 10:08 PM (aC6Sd)
Wacky.
Posted by: pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 27, 2018 10:09 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2018 10:09 PM (cAnNx)
The problem with flood control is if you keep the water out of one place, it goes somewhere else.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)
just wants sons to mold into his image, that he would have nothing but
daughters and they'd be just like him. He kindly told me to 'fuck off'. I
probably deserved that.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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My brother was a ladies man when he was single. Mostly a good guy but so handsome the womens just threw themselves at him. No kidding. Being a guy who didn't want to disappoint anyone he rarely said "No".
Well, he eventually settled down and married a lovely woman and together they have had eight children.
The first five beautiful girls.
I dont think he's had a wink of sleep on Friday and Saturday nights for about 20 years.
Poor bastid.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2018 10:09 PM (9rIkM)
Three cheers for electricity!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (qJtVm)
Do you have water pressure? When I was last home I had neither.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 27, 2018 10:09 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Moki at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (V+V4
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We're all waiting for the mushrooms to kick in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (CPfoe)
So are you in stealth mode or something, not-votermom?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Locke Common at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (+v1++)
Posted by: Tuna at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 27, 2018 10:11 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2018 10:11 PM (qJtVm)
OK. I'm enjoying my three-day weekend by memorizing my lines for the play, cleaning house, and trying not to think about the financial problems I'm having.
I'm still up and breathing, so I will count it as a win.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at May 27, 2018 10:11 PM (bNHuv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 10:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Or he'd have daughters who marry men like him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:12 PM (e7oj4)
The problem with flood control is if you keep the water out of one place, it goes somewhere else.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)
++++
also true of lava.
Posted by: Kilauea at May 27, 2018 10:12 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 27, 2018 10:11 PM (/qEW2)
You're not allowed to shoot bears unless they're "engaging in threatening behavior". Like we're all bear experts. I remember a guy in Montana (with a family) shot one just a few steps from his porch and ended up paying a huge fine.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:13 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2018 10:13 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:13 PM (SjImc)
68
Three cheers for electricity!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2018 10:00 PM (qJtVm)
Great, all we had was whale oil. It was either eat fried groats or see at night.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 27, 2018 10:14 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 27, 2018 10:14 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 10:14 PM (aC6Sd)
I always wondered why people like that bother getting married.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 10:14 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:13 PM (h2Bdk)
Was it in his pajamas? This is important.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:14 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2018 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (v+3QR)
Posted by: Moki at May 27, 2018 10:01 PM (V+V4
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We're all waiting for the mushrooms to kick in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (
Hope you all had asparagus for dinner, in preparation.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:13 PM (h2Bdk)
A friend in need (with a backhoe) is a friend indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Pickles at May 27, 2018 10:17 PM (BKTpn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (WFV7d)
Yeah, not sure I would have mentioned it to anyone either. But I guess there are still people out there who think bureaucrats will be reasonable.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:18 PM (h2Bdk)
I think I used all of them on my own children when they were young.
Especially asking them if they really wanted something to cry about.
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:18 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (fZuhk)
LOL
I must be at that age where I've started dropping bits and pieces of myself
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 27, 2018 10:18 PM (hMwEB)
We have started having coyotes show up in our suburbs. A neighbor two doors down found one killing a cat that got out. He called animal control who told him that the coyotes were welcome because they were the only predators for the "invasive" Canadian geese, they said they weren't going to do anything about them. This is NoVA, so my guess is the invasive geese are pooping where the city give workers walk. These idiots have no idea/and or don't care that coyotes are vicious, will attack pets and small children, carry disease, and are a true invasive species, compared to migratory geese.
Posted by: Moki at May 27, 2018 10:18 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2018 10:11 PM (qJtVm)
I'm Ok. My place is high, looking down on Main Street. Just waiting for power and water to return, killing time at my parents house.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 27, 2018 10:19 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 27, 2018 10:19 PM (U61AC)
Human nature being what it is kept me pretending my hip was going to miraculously get better. I didn't need a hip replacement. Nope. Not me. LOL. What a dope I was. After I had the surgery I thought if I'd had done it when the surgeon told me to I wouldn't have wasted a year of my life limping around in constant pain.
Posted by: Tuna at May 27, 2018 10:19 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 10:19 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (gQQ9b)
I did! As a matter of fact, got it with a delicious cheesesteak from Outback.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 27, 2018 10:20 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:20 PM (oIcPq)
Good night all.
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2018 10:21 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (KxbBq)
--I only caught the tail end.
What was his proposal?
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:21 PM (e7oj4)
I put too much Louisiana Hot Sauce on my burrito.
OHMYLAWDTHEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAIN
...further bulletins as events warrant.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at May 27, 2018 10:22 PM (bNHuv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:13 PM (SjImc)
Tell her to back off and set the boundaries you feel comfortable with. If she refuses to be reasonable, then institute a no contact policy.
It sounds like she is harassing you and your friends with an increasing frequency, which is why I suggested that.
Posted by: Pickles at May 27, 2018 10:22 PM (BKTpn)
It sounds like she is harassing you and your friends with an increasing frequency, which is why I suggested that.
Posted by: Pickles at May 27, 2018 10:22 PM (BKTpn)
Unfotunetaly I have to have contact with her because of my mother
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:22 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
The Paolo, for the caval donato, he is non si guarda in bocca.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 10:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (KxbBq)
How about I just keep my money, and then I won't need the government to pay me "dividends".
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2018 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:23 PM (h2Bdk)
WTF is wrong with our government?
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (e7oj4)
All I can come up with is to just ignore her texts completely. Don't respond. It sounds like she wants attention. Maybe if you don't give it to her, she'll stop.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:20 PM (oIcPq)
I know this was meant in a totally innocent way but I kinda giggled a little when I read that.
This place is so awful.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (fZuhk)
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
That reminds me of the Emo Philips joke.
"I remember as a child praying to God for a bicycle. Then I realized it didn't work that way, so instead I stole one and prayed for forgiveness".
Several of his jokes reveal he's theologically knowledgeable. It would be interesting if he'd disclose his religious upbringing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)
Still laughing at the homeschooling wisdom, may share it with my kids.
Mustache guy looks like he smiles a lot.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:22 PM (SjImc)
Can you get your moonbat sister taken off the POA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:25 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
I don't answer her...and that drives her increasingly more bat shit crazy lol. Not a peep. Unless it's a direct issue with my mother, i totally ignore her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:25 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 27, 2018 10:26 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:26 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!
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Trot line string, Walmart packing tape, paper tape, and the proverbial bailing wire. And if it creaks there is WD-40.
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2018 10:27 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
I don't answer her...and that drives her increasingly more bat shit crazy lol. Not a peep. Unless it's a direct issue with my mother, i totally ignore her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:25 PM (SjImc)
I tried that and it didn't work. So at the next family gathering once she started in I started yelling and swearing at full volume. Not something I normally do, btw. She got the message.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:25 PM (WFV7d)
it's a 50-50 thing. I'd have to go to Court, spend a small fortune, and prove she is not only crazy but her conduct is harmful to my mother.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:27 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 27, 2018 10:27 PM (rdl6o)
I'd bet he voted for Jeb.
google "carbon tax dividend plan" if you want to see some links, but the whole thing sound stupid to me.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 27, 2018 10:27 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:22 PM (SjImc)
Why does she have to engage in politics with you? She is obviiuosy trying to start drama at the least and high conflict fight at the worst when your mom is in bad health.
Same with engaging your friends.
I'd set some hard boundaries with her. If she refuses to respect them, then you will have further issues with her down the road. It's not healthy for anybody involved.
Sorry you have to go through this.
Posted by: Pickles at May 27, 2018 10:28 PM (BKTpn)
My neighborhood, Ellicott City, MD, has been trashed by flooding once again.
It looks like there just wasn't enough time since the last event to do something about flood prevention:
Baltimore Sun:
"A little more than two weeks ago, Hogan announced the state and
county had been awarded more than $1 million by the Federal Emergency
Management Agency to fund projects aimed at reducing the flood risk in
the areas surounding Main Street. At the time, he called it an
"important step in the rebirth of downtown Ellicott City."
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 27, 2018 10:06 PM (GtG/j)
I'm a member of a weather board and people around you say it's a combination of where Frederick Road was built and overdevelopment in the watershed area. So unfortunately, unless something drastic is done floods are going to continue to happen unless something drastic is done.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:28 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (e7oj4)
Mmm hmm. And will I get a letter every month from the grid I adopt, telling me things like how it has shoes to wear to school now because of my $3 billion per year? No I will not.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:28 PM (fZuhk)
Rather childish for an 85 year old.
The bright side is that we get a vacation from her for a while. Won't be going down there every week-end while this goes on.
I'm being bad, I know. Sometimes I just can't help myself.
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:28 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:27 PM (SjImc)
Figured as much. How about opening an account in her name on one of the alt-right 4Chan boards, and forward all her texts to that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:29 PM (WFV7d)
he/she was cheating on the spouse, they would no longer be friends,
because if you're going to be tray someone with whom you've made solemn
vows, you sure could easily screw him as well.
Posted by: logprof
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Good advice.
There's a reason Dante's Inferno had as the ninth circle of Hell betrayal.
Nothing worse.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2018 10:29 PM (9rIkM)
Yes that happens. Unfortunately, by that time in life your back is so stiff you can't bend over to pick them up.
Posted by: Tuna at May 27, 2018 10:29 PM (jm1YL)
Prayers for a complete and speedy healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2018 10:30 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:28 PM (TfcwT)
Like move the town out of the flood plain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:30 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)
She more or less refrains from doing it in public and at family events, mostly. She does it in private by text. When my mother dies and the estate is settled, then she will be dead to me for ever. And she has no kids, no family that likes her. She will die a miserable and lonely death.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:30 PM (SjImc)
wrong way on my bad foot. Felt like someone had shoved a knife into
it.. so I basically wish I could cut my foot off at this point. Pain on
scale of 1 to 10? Fucking 11. I can't make it to next year. I was
hoping but if this keeps up I will have to break down and have surgery.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells, if you see this later, perhaps try a chiropractor.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:30 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:20 PM (oIcPq)
I know this was meant in a totally innocent way but I kinda giggled a little when I read that.
This place is so awful.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:24 PM (fZuhk)
I have a thing for snail trails.
Posted by: The Bear at May 27, 2018 10:31 PM (BKTpn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:29 PM (WFV7d)
I save ALL her texts. if we ever end up in court, she will have to answer for them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:32 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 27, 2018 10:32 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:32 PM (oIcPq)
he/she was cheating on the spouse, they would no longer be friends,
because if you're going to be tray someone with whom you've made solemn
vows, you sure could easily screw him as well.
Posted by: logprof
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Good advice.
There's a reason Dante's Inferno had as the ninth circle of Hell betrayal.
Nothing worse.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2018 10:29 PM (9rIkM)
I think most people used to take that attitude, then somewhere in the '60s or '70s we decided, as a country, judging people is wrong.
That was a mistake. Back when there were social consequences for adultery and divorce they didn't happen as often.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:32 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (YFnq5)
Posted by: The Bear at May 27, 2018 10:31 PM (BKTpn)
(after tearing kayak apart)
Fuck! There's no meat in here. Just an empty wrapper.
Posted by: The bear at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Eris and Serious Cat, I'm glad you're both okay.
Posted by: bluebell at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:30 PM (WFV7d)
Or build tunnels for it, like Frederick, MD has done.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 10:34 PM (2ZUTy)
Not many threats in my youth. Brother standing alongside the freeway as we drove away after one of his meltdowns kinda made clear the response to misbehavior.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 27, 2018 10:04 PM (e1mEI)
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The only reason mom came back after throwing me and my little sister out of her car on Queens Blvd. was because my grandma, of blessed memory, who was in the car, begged her to.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2018 10:34 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2018 10:34 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:29 PM (WFV7d)
It's sneaky. It's slimy. It's downright despicable.
I like it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at May 27, 2018 10:34 PM (bNHuv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Frustrated, lonely, desperate; that's what I hear.
There's some subtext. Sooth her out and as suggested above get her off the POA and set some boundaries.
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2018 10:34 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 10:34 PM (2ZUTy)
Yup that is the way it should be
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: The Bear at May 27, 2018 10:31 PM (BKTpn)
(after tearing kayak apart)
Fuck! There's no meat in here. Just an empty wrapper.
Posted by: The bear at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (WFV7d)
https://youtu.be/U9AFxif9IsM?t=21s
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (fZuhk)
Diatomaceous Earth (DE).
It freaking works.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (YFnq5)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:28 PM (TfcwT)
Like move the town out of the flood plain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
It's in the flood plain because thats where the water power was for the Mills and transportation to Baltimore.
We need to stop using the 100/year etc flood index, people don't understand it
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (YFnq5)
--On TCM?
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2018 10:36 PM (cd/X8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Raccoon scat is dangerous. They carry some kind of parasite that also infects humans. I forget the name, but you really don't want to have Raccoons pooping around you.
Also... rabies.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:36 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:36 PM (YFnq5)
Posted by: music history at May 27, 2018 10:36 PM (Qc3F/)
It freaking works.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (YFnq5)
Rub on the joint, or take it internally?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (WFV7d)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybevdpjz
Posted by: rickl
Good one. I read a written description of the DDay Invasion. I had to stop reading.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Not sure what happened to the guy. I got transferred to my next assignment and lost track. In his defense, his wife was also a serial adulterer. Frankly I hope they stayed married. They deserved each other.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:38 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (pY+s4)
Sounds like my ex and his soulmate, or as I like to refer to them - Uncle Daddy and Aunt Skanky.
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:39 PM (oIcPq)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:39 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 27, 2018 10:16 PM (KxbBq)
How about I just keep my money, and then I won't need the government to pay me "dividends".
Posted by: rickl
How about the Europeans pay the tax and we take the dividends? Force majure
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:40 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:40 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ace's liver
Yeah, my SIL is liberal. The few times she's brought up anything political, I did a reasonably good job of refuting her, so she almost never does it. Of course, she has better things to do with her time than to text crap to people who aren't interested. So that helps.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Also... rabies.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:36 PM (h2Bdk)
--Yes. Mentioned in an episode of Monsters Inside Me.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:41 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:28 PM (TfcwT)
Like move the town out of the flood plain?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
It's in the flood plain because thats where the water power was for the Mills and transportation to Baltimore.
We need to stop using the 100/year etc flood index, people don't understand it
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (MS0+a)
Mental note, check post to make sure you're not repeating yourself.
That section of Ellicott City can flood in bad rainfall conditions because Frederick Road (State Route 144) was built parallel to a tributary of the Patapasco River, and the tributary has a funnel point into the river right where downtown Ellicott City sits. Happy raging river.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:41 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at May 27, 2018 10:41 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:40 PM (md3fh)
Fat Tony?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2018 10:43 PM (IDhUW)
Hilarious parental lessons.
"Let us take a peak at an active volcano."
Heh. Have we reached peek illiteracy yet?
Posted by: mindful webworker - stuck in the 20th Century at May 27, 2018 10:43 PM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:43 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:40 PM (md3fh)
Fat Tony?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:42 PM (SjImc)
Having her whacked seems like a bit much.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:43 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
She really is batshit crazy. Well adjusted people can take a hint.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:40 PM (md3fh)
Fat Tony?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:42 PM (SjImc)
Pork roll egg and cheese?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Hmm, tight cover, big animal, an Enfield jungle carbine would be the classic choice in .303. The modern .357 with heavy hard cast bullet out of a revolver with a 5in plus barrel or a light carbine (77/357) or a lever gun would probably work in the thick stuff.
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:43 PM (md3fh)
Sad.
I just don't talk politics with people in my family with whom I disagree with.
We all get along.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (F5+ro)
Within one week (1 tsp/day) all pain in both hips vanished. No side effects. And over the past year, i have occasionally stopped my 1 tsp/day treatment... and sure enough, within 3-4 days, the pain returned. Doctor's visits revealed no adverse effects.
So I am now a believer. Good luck all who try it; it's worked for me, big time.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:45 PM (YFnq5)
We all get along.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (F5+ro)
I don't talk politics with her...THAT is what drives her crazy. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:46 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 27, 2018 10:46 PM (hMwEB)
It freaking works.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:35 PM (YFnq5)
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yup!
you inhale it regularly until the silicosis kills you. then your joints don't hurt anymore!
#ProblemSolved
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2018 10:46 PM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 10:46 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2018 10:43 PM (IDhUW)
The only people who think raccoons are cute have never met one. They also murder chickens for fun - break into the coop, kill them all, and don't even eat them.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:46 PM (fZuhk)
That section of Ellicott City can flood in bad rainfall conditions because Frederick Road (State Route 144) was built parallel to a tributary of the Patapasco River, and the tributary has a funnel point into the river right where downtown Ellicott City sits. Happy raging river.
Posted by: Vendette
Phone did it. Let me guess which party built that road.
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:47 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:47 PM (md3fh)
We all get along.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:44 PM (F5+ro)
I don't talk politics with her...THAT is what drives her crazy. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:46 PM (SjImc)
Ooh, one of those. Like she knows she's going to see you, so she gets a bunch of talking points ready?
I have an aunt like that. We try not to invite her places. Luckily the rest of the family is much more normal, even if we don't all agree politically.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:47 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: logprof
Back when I was in my twenties I would go clubbing (not the baby seal kind) with a woman who was manipulative and would lie to guys she was dating. She would make a date with a guy, then if a better offer came along, she would tell the first one that there was a medical emergency in her family. It didn't take me long to figure out that if they couldn't trust her, neither could I.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000837325457371136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000837423142752257
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000837522132480000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000837642555150337
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2018 10:47 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: goatexchange at May 27, 2018 10:48 PM (YFnq5)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:48 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (oIcPq)
Yes.... The skunk smell. That's the ticket.
Posted by: James Alefantis at May 27, 2018 10:48 PM (BKTpn)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000837751162523650
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000837860319268869
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000837974244937729
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000838083057782786
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2018 10:49 PM (eh0Va)
The Jerusalem Post reports that the new wall will be the first marine barrier of its kind in the world:
The Defense Ministry has started construction on an underwater barrier, which will stretch from the southern Israeli community of Zikim out into the Mediterranean to stave off Hamas infiltration by sea.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:49 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:49 PM (oIcPq)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000838211214757888
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000838342756503553
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000838510738395136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1000838642317787136
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2018 10:50 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)
We were in Detroit for a baseball game and after the game we were trying to get out of town but the freeway was beginning to flood from the rain. The storm drains were backing up in low areas (underpasses especially) instead of draining the runoff, the storm drain looked like fountains of water gushing up out of the ground. We got through just before the freeway flooded.
Then in Albuquerque one summer, rain in the foothills filled the storm channel to the point where the flood water topped a bridge, and that storm channel was 10-15 feet deep. One woman was killed when she tried to drive across the flooded bridge and was swept off the bridge.
When I was in grade school, I used to make waterways through my sandbox and then flood the sand box. Eventually all the sand washed away into the yard, but it was fun while the sand lasted.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 27, 2018 10:50 PM (roQNm)
Think we be well, he knows he can't stay. He understands. My Dad is a very cool guy.
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2018 10:50 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: epobirs at May 27, 2018 10:50 PM (AJKgl)
I have an aunt like that. We try not to invite her places. Luckily the rest of the family is much more normal, even if we don't all agree politically.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:47 PM (F5+ro)
No WORSE...she text message harrases me. And at all hours of the night. When I am with patients. When I am on Duty. Continues. And crazy shit also. Threatening me with consequences
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (SjImc)
Wow, the grid could be protected from EMPs for just $3 billion a year.
WTF is wrong with our government?
Posted by: logprof
The government doesn't own the grid.
If they did, I imagine that project would go from 3 billion to 100 trillion in no time. Just like Boston's "Big Dig" or Jerry Brown's electric train set.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:49 PM (oIcPq)
If you're going to eat that stuff make sure you get the food grade variety. High silica DE is toxic.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (h2Bdk)
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ITS A TRAP!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 10:52 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (SjImc)
Ha, that's hilarious. Like "so I guess you want to kill old people now since you support Paul Ryan?" kind of stuff?
That's great, she sounds like a lovely person.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:52 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:52 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 27, 2018 10:50 PM (roQNm)
How long ago? This is 96 from about 3 years ago:
https://stoatnet.org/takehimtodetroit.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:53 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (CPfoe)
No, dude, that shit works.
You freebase that white powder, and you got NO pain.
But yeah, you definitely do have to take it every day or you get all kinds of shakes and pains and DT's.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:53 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)
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This is gonna be GREAT!
Posted by: Flounder at May 27, 2018 10:53 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:53 PM (md3fh)
That's great, she sounds like a lovely person.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 10:52 PM (F5+ro)
Yup. And worse.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:53 PM (SjImc)
Tony Soprano?
Posted by: Tuna at May 27, 2018 10:54 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (oIcPq)
Just keep enough tomato sauce on hand to fill your bathtub.
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)
I'd bet he voted for Jeb.
google "carbon tax dividend plan" if you want to see some links, but the whole thing sound stupid to me.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme
Sounds like a way to create an expensive new bureaucracy. We'll take your money away from you, then give it back to you. Now who do I, as a member of congress, know that wants a cushy job in D.C.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
It was in the high 90's here in Iowa today. I'm not going to be able to stray very far from the AC to survive this summer, I'm afraid. I was struck with heat exhaustion about 15 or so years ago and since then, I get nauseated whenever I get too hot. Kind of a bummer.
Posted by: katya the designated driver
I'm ready for winter to come back.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Wow, the grid could be protected from EMPs for just $3 billion a year.
WTF is wrong with our government?
Posted by: logprof
The government doesn't own the grid.
If they did, I imagine that project would go from 3 billion to 100 trillion in no time. Just like Boston's "Big Dig" or Jerry Brown's electric train set.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
For about 8K I can install a natgas genset ...
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:55 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 10:55 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: ALH at May 27, 2018 10:37 PM (oIcPq)
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Tomato sauce, the blood of virgins, whatevz.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at May 27, 2018 10:56 PM (CPfoe)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (2ZUTy)
Also... rabies.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:36 PM (h2Bdk)
--Dammit kbd, driving me to distraction.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (e7oj4)
WTF else is a first born son supposed to be like? from certain things over the years, i get the idea she wanted a daughter, and it was only a few years ago that i found out there had been several miscarriages before i came along.
such a loving household i grew up in.
to this day, i have no idea when their anniversary is, or how long they've been married.
but at least i dodged the pervert priest at the local church, and the other perv at my high school.
those of you with happy childhoods and normal parents, count your blessings, and pass them on.
please.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (h2Bdk)
It's got to have silica to be diatomaceous earth. Diatoms are single-celled marine plants that build themselves tiny shells of silica, typically covered in spines and spikes. That's why the stuff kills bugs; it clogs the pores in their hide that they breathe through.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:55 PM (MS0+a)
NERC, the oversight corporation for the grid, isn't even government (though they are somehow accountable to DHS for CIP in ways that I don't entirely understand).
https://www.nerc.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:58 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 10:58 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (IDhUW)
Not a snowflakes chance in hell.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 10:58 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:59 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2018 10:59 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2018 10:59 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 10:59 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (+fTAB)
IMHO (although it's easy for me to say):
- Block her number.
- Get an official restraining order.
- Charge her with stalking and harassment, civilly and criminally if you can.
- Make her life a living hell back.
I'm at the point where I'm zero tolerance for angry libs, period. Thank God my boss stopped bringing up politics in the office.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (Lcq0D)
Damn, your mother was Livia Soprano?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2018 10:59 PM (MS0+a)
I was thinking of tweeting a pic of my Glock and Baretta, but she'd turn me in a NY minute
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (SjImc)
wrong way on my bad foot. Felt like someone had shoved a knife into
it.. so I basically wish I could cut my foot off at this point. Pain on
scale of 1 to 10? Fucking 11. I can't make it to next year. I was
hoping but if this keeps up I will have to break down and have surgery.
Posted by: Jewells45
I did something similar. I went to the doctor, he ordered an xray. It turned out that I broke some bone in my foot. There really wasn't much medical treatment other than some pain pills and I had to wear shoes that gave me support, no barefoot, and no sandals. It might not be as bad as you think.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 10:51 PM (h2Bdk)
It's got to have silica to be diatomaceous earth. Diatoms are single-celled marine plants that build themselves tiny shells of silica, typically covered in spines and spikes. That's why the stuff kills bugs; it clogs the pores in their hide that they breathe through.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 10:57 PM (WFV7d)
Understood. The point was it comes in two different grades: Filter grade and food grade. The filter grade stuff isn't safe to eat.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/what-is-diatomaceous-earth#section2
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (h2Bdk)
How long ago? This is 96 from about 3 years ago:
https://stoatnet.org/takehimtodetroit.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 10:53 PM
Sheeeooot That was 'way back in the late fifties. I don't think I was in high school yet. That column of water gushing up out of the manhole was the size of the manhole and about eight feet high.
Albuquerque was in the late eighties.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 27, 2018 11:01 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:01 PM (md3fh)
INHO it sounds like she is not going to be of much assistance if your mom is having difficulties. Leftists are prone to become basket cases when a real crisis effects their personal lives, hell they go moonbat over DJT who has only done imaginary things to to them. Cut her off for your own well being.
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 27, 2018 11:01 PM (FoFVZ)
Wanna swap?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2018 10:59 PM (wYseH)
Oh she is stealing my from Mother's funds also. LOL
How about a "Throw Mother from the train" scenario?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (fZuhk)
The consensus there seems to be that China does NOT have their back anymore, and that if Lil' Fatso tries something, we more or less have permission to do anything we want to Pyongyang, short of nukes.
Seems a little too rosy a scenario to me, but I hope it's true. I've always had the impression if we ever went seriously after NoKo, China would threaten to nuke the US.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (TfcwT)
I can't say "worst Memorial Day ever" since Pooky is alive and with me, but it sure has been unpleasant.
Posted by: pookysgirl'sbtoes are being nibbled on by a grue at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (XKZwp)
IMHO (although it's easy for me to say):
- Block her number.
- Get an official restraining order.
- Charge her with stalking and harassment, civilly and criminally if you can.
- Make her life a living hell back.
I'm at the point where I'm zero tolerance for angry libs, period. Thank God my boss stopped bringing up politics in the office.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Seems a bit harsh
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:03 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:04 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:01 PM (md3fh)
I had a happy childhood. I can't imagine what it must have been like for people who were abused.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:04 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May
yukon cornelius came up with a solution for the abominable snowman that should be right up your alley.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 27, 2018 11:04 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:04 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2018 11:05 PM (IDhUW)
The consensus there seems to be that China does NOT have their back anymore, and that if Lil' Fatso tries something, we more or less have permission to do anything we want to Pyongyang, short of nukes.
Seems a little too rosy a scenario to me, but I hope it's true. I've always had the impression if we ever went seriously after NoKo, China would threaten to nuke the US.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)
My (admittedly controversial) read on the Nork/ ChiCom situation has always been that China has way more pull in North Korea than is typically thought.
As in, China uses North Korea has a "bad cop" to their "good cop."
But it's hard to say.
And of course, the Nork leadership would never admit to that, whatwith the historic feelings that Koreans hold of Chinese.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:05 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 27, 2018 11:01 PM (FoFVZ)
My mother is in the Alzheimer's Unit at a local nursing home. She can't speak. doesn't know who we are. wears a diaper. All my sister does is write the monthly checks...which she bounced this month because
A) She does not do on line banking-doesn't trust i
B) Between all her political ranting did not listen to my repeated warnings that she had to transfer more money into my mom's checking account.
I am just waiting for my mom to pass, settle the estate, and then my sister will be dead to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:05 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:06 PM (+fTAB)
Seems a little too rosy a scenario to me, but I hope it's true. I've always had the impression if we ever went seriously after NoKo, China would threaten to nuke the US.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yeah, China an North Korea are like family.
They can fight with each other but when someone
outside the family fights with a family member...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 11:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:02 PM (SjImc)
I'm in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2018 11:07 PM (wYseH)
Just remember, when Montrose came on the scene it was "Rock the Nation".
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2018 11:07 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:04 PM (eMKNe)
Idk, I spent most of my time in the belly of the beast (New England and New York), so I'd say 70%+ of the people I interact with voted for Hillary Clinton.
::shrug::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:07 PM (F5+ro)
As in, China uses North Korea has a "bad cop" to their "good cop."
But it's hard to say.
And of course, the Nork leadership would never admit to that, whatwith the historic feelings that Koreans hold of Chinese.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May
well, china has lots of pull with the norks, extending well into the upper levels of the nork power structure. however, the norks are as reasonable as NGU's sister. They routinely steal stuff from the chinese. The are pretty close to the honeybadger of client states /sisters.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yeah, China an North Korea are like family.
They can fight with each other but when someone
outside the family fights with a family member...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 11:06 PM (IqV8l)
Acrtually I think if we wiped North Korea off the face of the earth China would be happy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:07 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (fZuhk)
Sorry you have to deal with all of that family drama. It's really unfortunate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ALH
I bought some skunk bath stuff at the pet supply store and keep it here, just in case. I also have some tomato products in the cupboard. They've been seen in my neighborhood.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (2ZUTy)
nursing home. She can't speak. doesn't know who we are. wears a diaper.
All my sister does is write the monthly checks...which she bounced this
month because
A) She does not do on line banking-doesn't trust i
B) Between all her political ranting did not listen to my repeated
warnings that she had to transfer more money into my mom's checking
account.
I am just waiting for my mom to pass, settle the estate, and then my sister will be dead to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:05 PM (SjImc)
Last I saw my grandmother in an advanced stage of dementia she couldn't speak but still knew how to finger rosary beads.
Sorry you have to go through this.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 11:09 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:09 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (F5+ro)
Mostly I deal with it. And as with most lefties, PDT drove her over the edge. He really does live in their minds. It's amazing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:09 PM (SjImc)
As in, China uses North Korea has a "bad cop" to their "good cop."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:05 PM (F5+ro)
That was true until the current Kim. When he took power he basically had all the Chinese puppets, spies, and sympathizers murdered. I think he was worried about a Chinese sponsored coup.
That's why the Chinese are being more helpful - their influence has waned considerably, and while the Norks were useful when they were under control now they're looking more like a nuclear-armed liability.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:10 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2018 11:10 PM (e8kgV)
1, I definitely think China is what brought Lil' Fatso to the table. He was told by the Chinese leadership, "this guy (Trump) is mentally unstable and is just looking for an excuse to nuke you. If you don't listen to us, you're 100% on your own."
2, if we ever *do* go apeshit on the Norks, I would bet Trump himself will be on the phone with one hand while he's pressing the big red button with the other hand, going "look guys, this isn't about you, we'll make this worth your while..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:10 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)
I don't know how true that is.
I'll put it this way -- I think China and North Korea are both playing multi faceted games here.
North Korea cannot be seen throughout Asia, especially in South Korea, as being a client state of China.
Internal to North Korea, there probably is not a whole ton said about China.
China doesn't want the US to think that they have a huge amount of control over the Norks -- it's easier for China to "play the middleman." In that sense, they pretend to go along with US sanctions, and pretend to have issues with the Norks, etc. etc.
But I suspect that China pulls a lot more strings behind the scenes than is publicly acknowledged. I think North Korea would have collapsed decades ago if China was not supplying hard currency, food, oil, equipment, etc -- much of it on the down low.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:11 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:11 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 11:08 PM (fZuhk)
??
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2018 11:13 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/what-is-diatomaceous-earth#section2
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (h2Bdk)
I'm not so sure that I would place much credence in a website that calls the stuff "sand". It's not sand; it's an impalpably fine dust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 11:13 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:09 PM (md3fh)
7 years older. And as all my older relatives have told me, she hated me from the get go. She has few friends, changed teams a few times and is now I assume asexual. No kids. Has 2 cats but I only see their eyes under the bed when we have to go over to feed them, since she has made them as crazy as she is.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:13 PM (SjImc)
Also, I love the pics of him from the 1970s in his disco-ready outfits. I'd probably ask him if he ever frequented Studio 54.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:13 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 11:13 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:11 PM (2ZUTy)
Well when your the richest guy at the table, that is not so fuckin hard. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:14 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:14 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:11 PM (2ZUTy)
I don't know. He's the kind of guy who raises every hand no matter what he's got. Works great if you're getting cards, otherwise not so much.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:15 PM (h2Bdk)
katya.....where in Iowa? Grew up in Ames
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May
well, iowa, schmiowa.
how do you know when someone from iowa has been using your computer? there is whiteout on the monitor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2018 11:10 PM (e8kgV)
It's hard for me to know if they're really THAT clueless on whats going on, or if they really just think their base is that stupid.
Obviously Trump is trying to renegotiate "free trade" deals with various countries, as he fucking promised when he was running.
There's really no secret here. China's asking for the US to let one of their industries have better access to US markets ... in exchange for x.
This is how these multi thousand page "free trade" deals work. It's a tit for tat that usually is basically "we'll sell access to US markets at the expense of US companies in exchange for you doing what we want."
Trump is trying to make sure the US gets more out of these deals.
He's doing exactly what he should be doing.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:15 PM (F5+ro)
It's a much easier game if you don't have to worry about the money...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:15 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:13 PM (SjImc)
Jeez. Sounds like a sad life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:17 PM (F5+ro)
Did you hear what happened when the wind stopped blowing?
Everyone in Iowa fell over.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:17 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:17 PM (+fTAB)
Everyone in Iowa fell over.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:18 PM (MTjB1)
how can you tell when iowa's football team is playing? their cheerleaders are grazing on the sidelines.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Ha!
Posted by: Iowa State at May 27, 2018 11:18 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:18 PM (MTjB1)
Also said of cattle in Crowsnest Pass, Alberta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 11:20 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2018 11:20 PM (WFV7d)
Word.
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 11:21 PM (TfcwT)
If you want a vision of the future, imagine Donald's glove grabbing on a liberal's mish - forever!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 27, 2018 11:22 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:22 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2018 11:10 PM (e8kgV)
When these parasites get to hell they will have to station two glory holes at a time.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 27, 2018 11:23 PM (rnAwa)
Geez, that's awful. I know people who had alcoholic parents, and are still dealing with the fallout as adults. Kids need to know that their home is a safe place in a tough world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Eh, they look okay to me.
https://tinyurl.com/yc94club
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
Eh. Middle one is okay.
not enough thigh gap on any of 'em though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:24 PM (F5+ro)
Eh, they look okay to me.
https://tinyurl.com/yc94club
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
--Nice.
And you can tell they put the one on the left at the bottom of the pyramid.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (gQQ9b)
Makes one wonder how hard it would be to make a case for "elder abuse" under state law?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2018 11:00 PM (eh0Va)
++++
Has it ever been discussed how that storyline would have played out if Nancy Marchand hadn't died? She was busted by the feds for the stolen airline tickets, and they wanted to roll her to use against Tony. Would she have agreed to testify. Would Tony have had her rubbed out?
I haven't seen anything from the creators on what they planned on doing with Livia.
Posted by: Kilauea at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Jean
You must have missed Obama's comments about "you didn't build that".
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
Look at the diversity! Blonde, brunette, one has a touch of red, another has a kind of mongrel mouse brown.
They cover the spectrum!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 27, 2018 11:26 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 11:26 PM (TfcwT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Bwwwaaaahhhhhh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 11:26 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:24 PM (F5+ro)
--You gotta create your own thigh gap.
It's what you make it.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 11:27 PM (e7oj4)
I haven't seen anything from the creators on what they planned on doing with Livia.
Posted by: Kilauea at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (pvjTE)
Oh, I think that was definitely the story arc -- Tony would be forced to have his mom whacked.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:27 PM (F5+ro)
Eh, they look okay to me.
https://tinyurl.com/yc94club
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
Whoa, I swear I know the second from the left, which is impossible. Maybe she's related to the girl I know or something.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 27, 2018 11:27 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:28 PM (+fTAB)
But for there all that, there is no antagonism and we're on the same page politically an spiritually.
And that may be rare.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 27, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 27, 2018 11:22 PM (qM84C)
Mary is sooo right!!!
President Obama can sit at the table with those Koreans and exchange dog recipes.
The personal touch counts!!!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 27, 2018 11:30 PM (zCyNd)
Nancy Marchand was a hell of a good actress.
Posted by: Tuna at May 27, 2018 11:30 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (2ZUTy)
The investigation, by a team of microbiologists from Southampton University and published in the US journal mBio, found that bacilli such as listeria and salmonella remain completely active after chlorine washing. The process merely makes it impossible to culture them in the lab, giving the false impression that the chlorine washing has been effective.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/26/chicken-
health-fear-chlorine-washing-fails-bacteria-tests-brexit-salmonella-listeria
It is the Guardian reporting on Brits trying to protect their own chicken market from American competition, so maybe it's all BS. OTOH, maybe it's like VW gaming their diesel smog tests.
Posted by: Kilauea at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)
https://youtu.be/PYP-O9MApSY
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:28 PM (+fTAB)
--Iowa is one of the 1-A scalps collected by North Dakota State.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2018 11:32 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Tuna
You wanna have huge balls to try that stunt. But there must be an easier way to get them, without the black and blue and horrific pain and embarrassment and all.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 27, 2018 11:32 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)
The tai chi with bayonets was cool.
Posted by: Midnite Miklos at May 27, 2018 11:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 11:37 PM (mMeIQ)
::shrug::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:07 PM (F5+ro)
Only 70%! What a lucky man you are! Between 75-85% of people that I interact with voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 27, 2018 11:37 PM (0XvG0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 11:38 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Vendette at May 27, 2018 11:38 PM (TfcwT)
"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not showing up at work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:40 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Tuna at May 27, 2018 11:30 PM (jm1YL)
++++
I would never admit this in real life, but I used to watch her on Lou Grant.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2018 11:40 PM (pvjTE)
I'd rather have the lottery hangover, thanks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
Because I had to deal with the effects of a 12-hour-long power outage, I missed both masses at my usual (FSSP) parish and went up the road to my local parish. I haven't been to a Novus Ordo mass in 30+ years.
Let's say it was... different. Let's also say that it made me appreciate the Tridentine Rite all the more. This is not to disparage either the canonical correctness of the ceremony I attended or the piety of those attending but I wondered occasionally about what denomination's service I had wandered into.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2018 11:41 PM (OUDQA)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 11:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:41 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 27, 2018 11:41 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:42 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:42 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2018 11:41 PM (6FqZa)
Me too. But I still get money. Yay paid holidays!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at May 27, 2018 11:42 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 11:43 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:43 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
After the estate is settled, you could send her a MAGA hat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2018 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
Yeah, that'll be fun when the entire waitstaff at Hooters are all cyborgs. When you pinch their metallic butts, they'll retaliate by crushing your head. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)
https://youtu.be/f2fu5pCSH38
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:46 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:47 PM (fA1SL)
health-fear-chlorine-washing-fails-bacteria-tests-brexit-salmonella-listeria
It is the Guardian reporting on Brits trying to protect their own chicken market from American competition, so maybe it's all BS. OTOH, maybe it's like VW gaming their diesel smog tests.
Posted by: Kilauea at May 27, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)
I believe that hefty doses of anti biotics in the feed and a brief chlorine spray does not make up for the disgusting and unhygienic way in which factory farm chickens are raised.
I 100% would make sure your chicken is fully cooked before eating it.
Even with my backyard flock and the chicken meat I supplement it with from the local farm, I'm big on checking the meat with a thermometer to ensure that the meat was hot enough to kill bacteria.
But yeah, with store bought stuff, I'd be doubly as careful
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:48 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 11:48 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 27, 2018 11:48 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 27, 2018 11:48 PM (wSC8T)
I *think* it's more complicated then it seems.
Reading between the lines, Robinson was jailed for violating a court order that stemmed from his alleged harassment of people trying to go to court.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:50 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:51 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 27, 2018 11:48 PM (wSC8T)
Yes and no. In the US we sequester juries to keep them from prejudicial information. In the UK they sequester the information. They don't have a 1st amendment, so it's legal.
Robinson knew what he was doing would get him arrested. My read is he's engaging in civil disobedience, and part of that is a willingness to go to jail.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:51 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 27, 2018 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
I'd rather you did too. Helllooooo louboutin booties! Can I have '67 fastback gt mustang too?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 11:52 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:53 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:52 PM (fA1SL)
I don't think so, and for that reason. If he dies in prison they've got a martyr on their hands. What they want to do is break him, not kill him. The first is an object lesson. The second could bring down the state.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:53 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 27, 2018 11:54 PM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 27, 2018 11:54 PM (md3fh)
BTW Y5.........I am deeply offended. I was a cheerleader in high school and at Iowa State
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 11:54 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:54 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 27, 2018 11:54 PM (fA1SL)
Has it ever been discussed how that storyline would have played out if Nancy Marchand hadn't died?
I remember her as Lou Grant's boss.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2018 11:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 27, 2018 11:56 PM (h2Bdk)
We took more than two weeks to sentence Jeffrey Dahmer to the same fate for 15 counts of murder, plus necrophilia and cannibalism.
What did Robinson do? He talked, and practiced random acts of journalism.
Does Robinson not deserve at least the same level of due process that Dahmer got, if he's getting sentenced to a similar fate?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 27, 2018 11:56 PM (wSC8T)
Why don't you just start a GoFundMe thingy for that. I'm sure the Horde here will be glad to contribute. There will be some strings attached, though.
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 27, 2018 11:56 PM (RuIsu)
Brilliant, yup.
"Carbon taxes" and "Carbon credits" are proof that environmentalists don't give a shit about the environment; they're just Leftist control freaks.
Take money away from productive carbon users. Give it to people who don't use as much carbon. Those people become wealthier. They start doing things that wealthier people do. Those things (surprise!) tend to require energy, and thus produce carbon.
Look at the last 2 decades of CO2 production in the mature economies of the USA and EU (basically flat), versus the growing economies of India and China (triple or quadruple the CO2 production from 20 years ago).
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2018 11:58 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2018 11:58 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: pogomip at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (PXUxh)
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1000945713054920705
Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (8V/cn)
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at May 27, 2018 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Yeeeeaaahhhh...no. What's the point of getting the damn things, and then having them end up looking like your poor ficus in no time?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:00 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 12:01 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 12:02 AM (md3fh)
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1000945713054920705
Posted by: Thrawn
So your saying a treasonous mentally ill guy might be suicidal? Shocked I am!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 12:03 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 12:03 AM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 12:03 AM (IqV8l)
So, they railroad this guy within minutes to a conviction and an effective death sentence, for doing things we consider basic First Amendment actions, and if you're a UK citizen and you speak up about it, you will suffer the same fate.
Straight-up, Stalinist USSR bullshit, right there. The UK is now the UKSSR.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:04 AM (wSC8T)
https://youtu.be/iqCWHO64VWY
https://youtu.be/tG_WQQesj_4
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:04 AM (fA1SL)
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1000945713054920705
Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (8V/cn)
Oh holy shit the comments.
"Bold campaign move. We'll see how it pans out."
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 12:04 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 12:04 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 12:03 AM (2ZUTy)
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I suggest Montana.
Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at May 28, 2018 12:05 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at May 28, 2018 12:05 AM (CPfoe)
Become a dental floss tycoon tycoon.
Posted by: Moon Unit Miklos at May 28, 2018 12:06 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 12:07 AM (CPfoe)
Indeed. Comments like this are inventive to say the least:
"Take the red Fiat, and see how deep the rabbit hole goes."
Posted by: Thrawn at May 28, 2018 12:08 AM (8V/cn)
Posted by: Ruthless at May 28, 2018 12:01 AM (md3fh)
--What about South Dakota?
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2018 12:08 AM (e7oj4)
If any of you Morons have thought about visiting England, don't. It is now a full-on Soviet-style police state.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:08 AM (wSC8T)
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That is the point, but we can get maybe get you two pairs. One for looking nice, and the other for ... getting to the point.
I'll call up my good buddy Quentin, I'm sure he'll have some ideas.
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: THE CONSERVATIVES at May 28, 2018 12:09 AM (6FqZa)
==
latest tweet is that "she" is safe and with friends
it must be exhausting to be such a drama queen seriously
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 28, 2018 12:09 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 12:10 AM (6FqZa)
I do hope that qxyze has decided to get qxyzisself some help rather than taking that leap of faith!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 28, 2018 12:10 AM (e9G8E)
Fuck him. Tell someone who cares.
Maybe try Denver?
Posted by: Colts Fans at May 28, 2018 12:11 AM (yV+SV)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2018 12:11 AM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:11 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2018 12:12 AM (mMeIQ)
Well no. Dahmer wasn't British.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 12:12 AM (yV+SV)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 12:13 AM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 12:13 AM (yV+SV)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 12:13 AM (6FqZa)
I'd have to win the lottery for that. Right now I couldn't afford a '67 VW Type 3.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2018 12:13 AM (IcT7t)
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That is the point, but we can get maybe get you two pairs. One for looking nice, and the other for ... getting to the point.
I'll call up my good buddy Quentin, I'm sure he'll have some ideas.
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH
Ohhhh look who's talking to humans again. Although...if you're "watering" her shoes, you won't be dampening my poor moldy soil.
Carry on!
Posted by: publius's ficus at May 28, 2018 12:13 AM (gQQ9b)
It never turns out right when you import an invasive species to rid yourself of an existing invasive species.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 12:14 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 27, 2018 11:56 PM (wSC8T)
In the UK a judge can impose a sentence immediately for contempt of court if he witnesses it personally. I think civil contempt is the same in the US, though I'm not sure about criminal.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2018 12:15 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 28, 2018 12:15 AM (roQNm)
According to the internet, prostitution is legal in England and eight other European Countries.
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Lithuanian midgets would go hungry without legal prostitution.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 12:16 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2018 12:17 AM (+fTAB)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2018 12:12 AM (mMeIQ)
ummmm...Yes? i hesitate cause i know he'll like it and what he really needs is to be punished for not funding our bail fund. are we going to take turns holding him down & stealing his wallet?
Posted by: publius's ficus at May 28, 2018 12:17 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:18 AM (fA1SL)
Chappaquiddick will be available for purchase on bluray and DVD on July 10, 2018.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:19 AM (eMKNe)
You want more Irish?
Because this is how you get more Irish.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2018 12:19 AM (hbCTV)
Posted by: Miklos, in the Anglosphere at May 28, 2018 12:19 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:20 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2018 12:20 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2018 12:20 AM (boHn2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:20 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miklos, in the Anglosphere at May 28, 2018 12:19 AM (zCyNd)
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"Will no one rid me of this meddlesome bohunk?"
Posted by: Henry II at May 28, 2018 12:21 AM (CPfoe)
Was it a root kit?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2018 12:21 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: publius's ficus
We went over this, my fair shrub, I'm pan-sexual. Sometimes I like to water houseplants, sometimes I like shoes. I've just got so much love to spread.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:21 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miklos, in the Anglosphere at May 28, 2018 12:21 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2018 12:21 AM (IcT7t)
This is a good comment.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 12:22 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2018 12:23 AM (Y1iuP)
Posted by: Henry II at May 28, 2018 12:21 AM (CPfoe)
Hunky bohunk, if you please.
*flexes*
Posted by: Miklos, in the Bohunkosphere at May 28, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)
* insert anti-Irish rant here *
Bill the Butcher did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:20 AM (fA1SL)
Just did a search and discovered he was a real person. You learn something new every day.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2018 12:23 AM (h2Bdk)
Because this is how you get more Irish.
You say this like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 12:23 AM (IDhUW)
>> phone!!!! Go prune that bint!!!!!
Here, I'll get the clippers. I wanna watch you prune her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (8O3HH)
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1000945713054920705
Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (8V/cn)
Quick! Nobody stop him!!
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:19 AM (eMKNe)
Gee. Yet another entry on the list of shit I will never buy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2018 12:21 AM
What???? i'm a girl, you know we don't understand all this complicated computer mumbo jumbo. Sheesh.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2018 12:25 AM (gQQ9b)
But, it looks like the UK has become the UKSSR.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:25 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 12:25 AM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
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Im putting my money on the Uzbecks. The odds are long but it would be a huge payoff.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 12:25 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 27, 2018 11:50 PM (F5+ro)
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No, not harassment. He was just reporting the story. But, you are right about violating the court order. In the UK, there's no first amendment, and court cases are frequently cloaked in secrecy, at least until there's a conviction.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 28, 2018 12:26 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (jp0Bv)
Heh. Somebody needs to grease the ledge of his apartment window for the next time he showboats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:26 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 12:27 AM (2ZUTy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
Bah. My people crushed them decisively with a much smaller army. If my son hadn't died when he did you'd all be speaking Mongolian.
Posted by: Ghengis Khan at May 28, 2018 12:27 AM (h2Bdk)
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1000945713054920705
Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (8V/cn)
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Get back to me once he's carried out his threat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 28, 2018 12:27 AM (pvjTE)
Nope, my ficus won't do root stuff. Could've been the begonias though, they dig it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:28 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:28 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (8O3HH)
What?! No way, I don't have wellies. I'm not getting near you and the ficus without shoes that can be rinsed with a garden hose!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2018 12:28 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2018 12:28 AM (gQQ9b)
Crocs are eminently rinseable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (WFV7d)
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1000945713054920705
Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (8V/cn)
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I sure hope the trampoline crew is in place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (CPfoe)
If anybody remembers busty hottie 'Lily' from the AT&T commercials? She was born in Uzbekistan.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2018 11:59 PM (gQQ9b)
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The point? umm, the things you just said.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:30 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (CPfoe)
A block away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:30 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (pY+s4)
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Remember her? I'm still stalking her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 12:30 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (PUmDY)
Resort to Common Law always struck me as a weasely thing for judges to do.
Posted by: Ghengis Khan at May 28, 2018 12:31 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2018 12:31 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 28, 2018 12:32 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:32 AM (fA1SL)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9jwuqd2
"A reporting restriction is currently in place so we cannot talk about the case against Tommy."
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:32 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:29 AM (WFV7d)
But they have holes, and don't cover your whole foot. wellies are knee high
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2018 12:32 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Ghengis Khan at May 28, 2018 12:27 AM (h2Bdk)
And the barbeque.
Posted by: Miklos, looking for all night Mongo BBQ joint at May 28, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)
Maybe Ben will come along and explain why it's funny.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2018 12:33 AM (IcT7t)
Someone like the Treasury might start releasing records about honorariums paid by .the PRC to elected officials
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2018 12:34 AM (pGvPP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2018 12:30 AM (CPfoe)
https://stoatnet.org/terrifying.gif
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 12:34 AM (fZuhk)
I was just looking it up. Judges here issue gag orders, but that's usually on the parties involved. Now, I've read that judges have issued gag orders against newspapers for publishing info on criminal trials (such as the defendant confessed), but I don't know the status of these. Some have apparently been overturned.
Now, a big problem with gag orders is in juvenile and custody cases. "For the children" lets them get away with a lot of gagging.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:34 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:32 AM (fA1SL)
Ah. The More You Know,,,,etc. Milana Vayntrub is her name.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 12:36 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:26 AM (WFV7d)
Just for the record, I'm not pro tranny suicide. That's a mental illness. I am, however, very much pro traitor suicide.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 28, 2018 12:36 AM (jp0Bv)
Tom Shillue (who took over RedEye and then had it cancelled) used to have a thing for Wellies and shorts.
Put "Wellies and shorts" in image search and you'll see examples.
Perv after my own heart.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:37 AM (8O3HH)
That out of the way, I will try using the logic board from the XP drive on Win7 drive, and see if it boots, or can at least be read in a Linux environment. If it boots, I will use the Win7 disc immidge utility to back it up to a new drive. If it doesn't boot, but can be read, I will copy all critical files to DVD's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:37 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:38 AM (fA1SL)
Maybe he should be elected senator. What if all congresscritters were capable of remorse, and they offed themselves? I think we need more people like this in Congress.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 12:38 AM (/qEW2)
Y5..........bebe and I need bail money for GNAMM II. When and where will it be?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2018 12:38 AM (mMeIQ)
Soviet Union-level bullshit, I say.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:39 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:26 AM (WFV7d)
Just for the record, I'm not pro tranny suicide. That's a mental illness. I am, however, very much pro traitor suicide.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 28, 2018 12:36 AM (jp0Bv)
I'll lend him my rope.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2018 12:40 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 28, 2018 12:36 AM (jp0Bv)
If a tranny is quiet and circumspect, and lives quietly, I'm unlikely to know about it. If they go noisily and disgustingly public, like manning and others, a round in the brain pan is a kindness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:40 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:42 AM (wSC8T)
Anybody got 50 they can spot me?! I'm good for it by the end of the week, I swears!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:42 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:42 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:42 AM (eMKNe)
Maybe he should be elected senator. What if all congresscritters were capable of remorse, and they offed themselves? I think we need more people like this in Congress.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 12:38 AM (/qEW2)
Hmmm.... once upon a time, it was known as Courtesy for a Gentleman...
Posted by: Obi Don Quixote at May 28, 2018 12:43 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 12:43 AM (pY+s4)
Soviet Union-level bullshit, I say.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:39 AM (wSC8T)
Technically, he's guilty of contempt of court, but of course the court has acted contemptibly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:44 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2018 12:38 AM (/qEW2)
Congress, hell, I for one am deeply concerned that unhinged attention-seeking self-destructive ticking time bombs are shamefully underrepresented in our military services.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2018 12:44 AM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:40 AM (WFV7d)
At least they've done us the service of removing themselves from the reproductive population, until Democrats defund the military to fund tranny cloning programs in the name of civil rights and social justice.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 28, 2018 12:45 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:46 AM (wSC8T)
Do you have PayPal? I'm 100% serious about paying back. I'll even throw in 20% interest (pay you back $60).
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:47 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:42 AM (eMKNe)
You have a tendency to get excited about shit I wouldn't cross the street to piss on if it were burning merrily. Ditto for the sopranos. Why should I support the Hollywood/Media/Democrat complex? Why should you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:47 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:47 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
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Hey! Don't forget us!
Posted by: Thousands of Spics, from Covadonga to Lepanto at May 28, 2018 12:47 AM (0jtPF)
If it helps, I am *very* selective about what I choose to see and purchase. If Hollywood is relying on my money, they don't got much.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:48 AM (eMKNe)
Well this perv had better call it a night. I've spread all the "love" I can for now, and besided I need to hose down the greenhouse. I took a black light to it, and damn, what a mess.
Y'all take care. And please take pictures if anything good happens while I'm gone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:49 AM (8O3HH)
Sooner or later, someone will get it. It's one of the ways a real conservative movement in H'wood can get started.
OTOH, I refuse to see, and would never purchase, a piece of shit by a POS activist celeb like Amy Schumer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:50 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:50 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:48 AM (eMKNe)
That's just rationalization, Steve. If you buy the fifty-dollar Sopranos DVD collection, how many of those dollars go into the pockets of assholes that wish to see you and me dead?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:51 AM (WFV7d)
Like, voted on and approved by the Dem party at the 2020 national convention in the name of reproductive equality?
What's the weirdest, wackiest bullshit they would probably vote to support?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 28, 2018 12:52 AM (jp0Bv)
spread all the "love" I can for now, and besided I need to hose down the
greenhouse. I took a black light to it, and damn, what a mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 28, 2018 12:49 AM (8O3HH)
Are you the Jackson Pollock of the Black Light Gallery?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2018 12:52 AM (iTpm7)
If Sopranos was produced by lib asshole loudmouths, I'd let it go. But I honestly am not familiar at all with David Chase's politics.
Plus, I've heard so many good things about the show right here at Ace's. It certainly has never sounded like a political show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2018 12:53 AM (OjXyT)
Plus, I've heard so many good things about the show right here at Ace's. It certainly has never sounded like a political show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)
Well, some of that fifty bucks goes into Jeff Bezos' pocket, and he's no friend of the Right. Starve the Beast.
Surely there's a way to torrent it, anyway?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:56 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:58 AM (wSC8T)
If it's 50 bucks today, it could be 30-40 bucks 2 years from now, and I could wait 'til then to see it.
I understand about not wanting to put money in assholes' pockets, but as others have said here far more eloquently than I can: if we boycotted EVERYTHING out there in society that appeared anti-conservative, I'm not sure most of us would be able to stay on the grid much longer. Sad but true IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:59 AM (eMKNe)
Like I said above, I can live without. I've done it before.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:59 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 01:00 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:59 AM (eMKNe)
Well, it's a Hell of lot easier to boycott unnecessary stuff, and entertainment certainly falls into that category. I have ordered stuff from amazon, and surely will again, but only when it's some item I think I need, and only if Amazon is vastly cheaper than alternatives.
Go to GoodWill, and buy DVD's there. They usually have a huge selection, and no NEW money goes into the Beast's pockets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 01:03 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 01:04 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 01:04 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Of course we know he wasn't in court, nor part of the proceedings. It was gag order that magically applies to all subjects of the crown, because.
Stupid, grasping, viciously authoritarian order to begin with.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2018 01:05 AM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 01:06 AM (WFV7d)
I hope I will know when to stand for freedom when the need arises here.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:06 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 28, 2018 01:06 AM (0OmEj)
Ya know, every now and then I get the sneaky suspicion that people are a bunch of liars.
Especially if the truth might make them look like idiots.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2018 01:07 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 01:08 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 28, 2018 12:25 AM (2ZUTy)
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As do most Napoleons.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2018 01:08 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 28, 2018 01:09 AM (Pg+x7)
Sure, it can be downloaded via torrent, but if you are a collector, that may not be satisfactory. I watch stuff and then delete it. I don't need the kind of perfect quality one would expect if one is shelling out money for the set.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 28, 2018 01:09 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:08 AM
With a few fairy tale weddings thrown in here and there, for show.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 28, 2018 01:10 AM (2NqXo)
I haven't seen anything from the creators on what they planned on doing with Livia.
Posted by: Kilauea at May 27, 2018 11:25 PM (pvjTE)
Tony was going to smother her with a pillow when he heard the FBI tapes of her plotting with Uncle Junior to have Tony whacked. Her stroke and Uncle Jun's arrest were what kept him from retaliating.
You will never see from the creators what they planned to do with Livia. David Chase has refused to even hint whether Tony was whacked in that final scene, or whether the Russian in the Pine Barrens episode survived. Chase said "in real life, you don't get resolutions to everything"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2018 01:11 AM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 01:11 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 28, 2018 12:25 AM (wSC8T)
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We are derived from common law, yes. We have one key distinction from the other common law countries, though, and that is our Constitution. We have common law philosophy and the importance of precedent, but we also have a core charter that very sensibly lays out the prohibitions on the state. It is, in my mind, the "secret sauce" that makes America better than everyone else. They have unchecked common law. We checked it with a final arbiter in the form of the Constitution. It doesn't always work (people are free to ignore it, and people are doing that with disturbing frequency) but it is still key.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2018 01:11 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So he acted morally but illegally. This is a big deal. He has my support.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:14 AM (IDhUW)
Do you have PayPal? I'm 100% serious about paying back. I'll even throw in 20% interest (pay you back $60).
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 12:47 AM (eMKNe)
After watching Sopranos episodes, you'll be diligent about paying people back.
One enjoyable thing is at the family dinners, after Meadow enters Columbia U and she starts spouting talking points like Lisa Simpson, except both Tony and Carmela tell her she's full of shit.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2018 01:18 AM (eh0Va)
One of the Euro countries has started a push for 2A rights. I forget which one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2018 01:18 AM (0ogQG)
I did a look and couldn't find a single article about Chase spouting off on politics, Bush, Trump or Obama even *once,* and God knows he's had numerous opportunities. And let's be honest: anybody that mouths off about politics against the right automatically becomes a folk hero to the left, so why wouldn't he have said it if he felt it? That tells me the guy must at least have *some* maturity.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 01:20 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:22 AM (IDhUW)
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bidd'st the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea!
O Christ! Whose voice the waters heard
And hushed their raging at Thy word,
Who walkedst on the foaming deep,
And calm amidst its rage didst sleep;
Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea!
Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 28, 2018 01:25 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:22 AM (IDhUW)
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You could make an argument that FBI and CIA are allowed, since federal law is very much a thing, and national intelligence is justified in fed jurisdiction (though they are deranged, broken, hopeless and should be dismantled). The rest of them are all implicitly handled in the 10th amendment. The states can figure out education, environmental protection, etc. The whole "50 state laboratories" thing is a good idea. Let the good ideas spread and the bad ones result in failure. Federalizing everything removes any opportunity for better solutions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2018 01:26 AM (hYcqw)
I get that this is a joke, but for all the things the young lady is being (scared, frustrated, etc), stupid aint one of them. This is how you are supposed to act when encountering a bear; in particular, you're supposed to make constant noise until it goes away. Most people know that you should never walk noiselessly in bear country because they are likely to attack when startled, but once you encounter one, you need to be making constant noise in order that it stays alert to your presence and position. If you go quiet, it will either forget you're there and be startled or might get the idea you are trying to sneak up on it. I say this both from education and the experience of three very close encounters with the creatures.
Posted by: SGTYork at May 28, 2018 01:26 AM (ITvKk)
My money bets on the Red Hand of Ulster.
Though not as pervasive and murderous the IRA, they were at least *not* funded by the commies and Kennedys. Yes, I know, I repeat myself there.
Someone over there just needs to figure out how to cut 'em loose and let the dawgs hunt.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2018 01:26 AM (QzJWU)
Tony was going to smother her with a pillow when he heard the FBI tapes of her plotting with Uncle Junior to have Tony whacked. Her stroke and Uncle Jun's arrest were what kept him from retaliating.
You will never see from the creators what they planned to do with Livia. David Chase has refused to even hint whether Tony was whacked in that final scene, or whether the Russian in the Pine Barrens episode survived. Chase said "in real life, you don't get resolutions to everything"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2018 01:11 AM (eh0Va)
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Liv's stroke was from earlier. At the end of her last season, Tony gave Liv some airline tickets from that sports store bust out. Since the tickets were part of a fraud, they were flagged. Livia used them at the airport and got arrested. She called Tony then.
FBI was trying to flip her. Based on her past, would she have flipped? She hated the FBI, but she was also pissed at Tony.
Tony was killed in the final scene. Butchie was behind it. All the foreshadowing is there. You know how Butchie knew where and when to send the hitman? AJ's girlfriend. If you recall, when AJ attempted suicide, he ended up in a group home. After he had been there for a bit, he met someone he already knew. If you also recall, Butchie was spreading the gossip around about AJ's suicide attempt. Butchie put that girl there to hookup with AJ and keep tabs on Tony.
When Carmella is talking to Tony on the phone about their dinner that night, she has the conversation in front of AJ and his girlfriend. When she hangs up, she gives him date and time. Girlfriend doesn't go to the dinner, but she knows all Butchie needs to know.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 28, 2018 01:27 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 01:20 AM (eMKNe)
From what I've read, Chase's life's dream isn't to be liked, he's not one to blow smoke up his peers' asses because he doesn't care much for them and certainly doesn't care if they love him or hate him. He's made his "fuck you money". He doesn't seem to be the most pleasant guy to be around in any instance.
I bought the Blu-Ray DVD set last week and I'm enjoying watching the episodes again, it's worth the money I spent no matter what leftists got the $80 to split up among themselves.
The time I spend watching the Sopranos DVDs is time that doesn't go to cable or broadcast tv networks and their advertisers.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2018 01:30 AM (eh0Va)
Anyway, thanks for the support.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 01:32 AM (eMKNe)
My money bets on the Red Hand of Ulster.
I could see the Irish (united in a common cause, wouldn't that be nice) and the soccer hooligans repelling the invasion.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:36 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2018 11:28 PM (+fTAB)
--Iowa is one of the 1-A scalps collected by North Dakota State.
NDSU would collect more but they can't get any 1-A schools to schedule them. Iowa paid them $400,000 to lose to them.
Posted by: Free tibet at May 28, 2018 01:40 AM (9hHff)
But first...
The federal govt needs to be drastically reduced.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:49 AM (IDhUW)
But first...
The federal govt needs to be drastically reduced.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:49 AM (IDhUW)
++++++
No argument from me!
And on that note, it is *way* later than I thought it was. Off to bed with me. I hope everyone has a good and meaningful Memorial Day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2018 01:50 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 01:51 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2018 12:56 AM (WFV7d)
1 Part VPN (Private Internet Access is totes cool with torrents for $39.99/yr)1 Part uTorrent- Install each- Click to runEnjoy
Posted by: Hollywood Can Kiss My Ass at May 28, 2018 01:51 AM (MouFt)
*rolls inverted, pulls belt latch and falls free*
Will he pull the ripcord? Tune in to our next edition of As the New Dawn Sinks, to find out!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2018 01:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2018 01:58 AM (eMKNe)
Thanks for posting The Naval Hymn backbeatbaby
One of my favorites
Goodnight everyone
Deus vincit omnia
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 28, 2018 02:01 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2018 02:16 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2018 03:04 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Somewhere on Shanghai Highway at May 28, 2018 03:45 AM (Bh6pi)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2018 03:46 AM (Bh6pi)
https://youtu.be/iqCWHO64VWY
https://youtu.be/tG_WQQesj_4
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 28, 2018 12:04 AM (fA1SL)
Those are good links. The segment from 6:09-7:30 in the second link is downright terrifying.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2018 03:54 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Gilbert West Hanoffer at May 28, 2018 04:02 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 05:32 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 05:32 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 05:33 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2018 05:40 AM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 05:43 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 05:44 AM (8ikIW)
Daddy's Rangers is on TCM now, Battleground at 6:45
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2018 05:49 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2018 05:53 AM (LBSeG)
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Posted by: Tim from Nashua at May 28, 2018 06:10 AM (EATOD)
Of the 6 killed, three were female.
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 06:14 AM (8ikIW)
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Posted by: Infidel at May 28, 2018 06:15 AM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Infidel
Skip is making apple pancakes. Maybe he wouldn't mind dirtying another pan or two.
Posted by: Bruce at May 28, 2018 06:16 AM (8ikIW)
Gurgle went all out an put up 4 pixels of red white and blue.
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Posted by: Mrs. Leggy
Similar here in No Ill. Air con was on. Turned it off this AM and opened up some windows, until about 8 AM when the air goes back on.
I don't care what the greenies say, I'd throw a Polar Bear into the nuclear furnace to keep the air on when it's hot out
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