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"One last thing about the potatohead media deliberately taking President Trump's remarks about MS-13 out of context. He said, quote, When the MS-13 comes in, when the other gang members come into our country, I refer to them as animals and guess what, I always will. Unquote. See what he did there? He didn't back down, he didn't grovel, he didn't apologize. He shoved it right back in their smug little faces. And probably had a good laugh in private watching them fall all over themselves defending MS-13. Trump is showing the GOP(e) how to fight the progressive hive and its allies in the potatohead media. The question is, are they listening?"



Animal:

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Compare & Contrast:

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Troll Level: Master



(h/t Drill Thrawl)

It looks like Hillary Clinton has won another participation trophy:

Harvard University will honor Hillary Clinton on Friday with an award recognizing her "transformative impact on society."

Yup. Sounds exactly like a participation trophy. Progressives are forever giving each other awards and patting each other on the back. Why is that?

Next up: John Brennan will get a Best Penmanship Prize.



Florida Man, Chapter Two, Electric Boogaloo:

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

FenelonSpoke has been busy travelling and I have not received the most recent prayer list from her today, so I am just re-posting the one from last week.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

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Job related prayer requests:


4/17-For success of Linduh's husbands phone application for Apple.

4/17-Jospephistan needs a new job .

5/14-VoterMom needs a PT job.


Healing related prayer requests:

4/17-Prayer for healing for Evan who has brain damage after something fell on him.

4/17-A poster wrote-A friend from high school had her daughter, Adeline, die from cancer only months after daughter got married, Widower and other family needs consolation
and peace of mind.

4/17 Continued prayers needed for TonyPete's wife affected by immune disorders.

4/17-Continued prayers for little girl known to "Some Guy in Texas". Girl has brain cancer.

4/24-Prayers for healing of friend of "Lee Also". Friend has ALS and severe difficulty breathing. Wants to be able to hold grandchild due in Summer

4/24- Healing for OregonMuse and renewed progress after his surgery.

4/25-Mr. Feverhead- wife left taking their child after he had difficult treatments for cancer, huge bill from IRS, Needs miracles.

4/26-Pooky's Girl-continued prayers for healing for husband suffering from PTSD.

5/1-Sullas's dad will will begin cancer treatment in several weeks. Needs success in treatment.

5/1-Kemp asked prayers for well being of premature grandchildren in ICU.

5/6-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children.

5/6-Fenelon-prayers for healing and resolution of insurance issues.

5/8-Prayers for Backwards Boy and Backwards Gal, for all their physical and other needs

5/8-Laurel asked for surcease of pain of Sister-in-law affected by MS. SIL needs to reach out to friends so she's less alone.

5/8-Thing from Snowy Mountain, in need of healing for heart issues, weight concerns and high blood pressure. Also, needs a new and less stressful job.

5/9-Lurking Phineas, inoperable advanced prostrate cancer. Prayers for time with family, and to bear the effects of hormone treatments and radiation treatments and for success in treatments.

5/10-Lurker ("Curate"), needs healing from bile duct cancer and comfort for wife and married daughters and their husbands

5/10-Captain WhiteBread, healing for mom who has heart issues. Needs resolution for $5000 hospital bill after his own heart surgery. Needs strength and hope.

5/15 -Hobbitopoly, prayers for pop who needs healing after eye surgery and for cataract surgery upcoming this Friday

5/15- NorthernLurker, sister-in-law still needs healing and recovery after death of husband several years ago. Family under a lot of stress.

**** A poster-whose name escapes me***( Sorry) asked for prayer for family issues regarding mental illness and disruption of family life, Family needs healing and recovery.

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Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm


...and speaking of prayer:


The Lord's Prayer


I have no memory of this song, which is weird, because it came out in 1973 and I was keeping track of top-40 radio at the time. It very much has an early 70s sound to it, but I like the kick-ass intro and Sister Janet has a great singing voice.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:29 AM




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Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 23, 2018 11:21 AM (jsWA8)

2 Now to read content

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 23, 2018 11:21 AM (jsWA8)

3 That pic of Pelosi is rather scary.

Posted by: IC at May 23, 2018 11:22 AM (a0IVu)

4 rd

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 23, 2018 11:22 AM (y3aQB)

5 Well, looks like chief Ace avocado is getting some pushback - some Santa Fe folks are pointing out that he's Houston's problem, not theirs.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)

6 Well, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2018 11:23 AM (MnkFD)

7 I even read the content.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:23 AM (UiRxW)

8 So that's what Nancy looks like when you scrape off the pancake makeup...

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:24 AM (FfIBA)

9 Florida Man today is the bottom of the barrel. Without researching him, I bet he lives in the Keys.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 23, 2018 11:24 AM (LISuA)

10 Santa drives a motorized wheelchair?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2018 11:25 AM (MnkFD)

11 Top ten

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 11:25 AM (R5lpX)

12 If it has wheels, one can be charged with a DUI. That includes bicycles and horse and buggies.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 11:26 AM (vg8iE)

13 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 23, 2018 11:24 AM (LISuA)
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Oh, I dunno. A few years back, a buck-naked Florida Man ate a guys face off and then ran down the highway covered in blood.

It can get way lower than this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:26 AM (UiRxW)

14 >>Florida Man today is the bottom of the barrel. Without researching him, I bet he lives in the Keys.


You know this country is in a bad place when need Keys for a Wheelchair.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:26 AM (zWG7f)

15 The Bouie Logic: if A=B and A=C then B=C.

Donald Trump = Moderate Republican
Donald Trump = Fascist
ergo
Moderate Republican = Fascist

(we knew they think this way, but it deserves to be documented)

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:26 AM (FfIBA)

16 Well, top fity anyway.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 11:27 AM (R5lpX)

17 You think Florida Man is bad? How about Florida City?

Lake Worth, FL issues residents a false "zombie activity" alert after power outage.

https://tinyurl.com/ycv4vsg9

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 11:27 AM (7HtZB)

18 If it has wheels, one can be charged with a DUI. That includes bicycles and horse and buggies.

So if you're on horseback no DUI, but if you're in an oxcart, DUI.

I'll keep that one in mind.

Posted by: Lone Ranger at May 23, 2018 11:27 AM (FfIBA)

19 I can't believe people believe that the NRA is a federally funded organization.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:27 AM (GWDdA)

20 For pure Florida Man I again point to the guy who chucked a gator through the window at a Wendy's drive-in. It would be funny if I didn't feel bad for the gator.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

21 That Florida Man is quite the scamp, ain't he!?


Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2018 11:28 AM (xqfqx)

22 Santa drives a motorized wheelchair?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Big meth problem up at the North Pole...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 23, 2018 11:28 AM (AM1GF)

23 Oh, I dunno. A few years back, a buck-naked Florida Man ate a guys face off and then ran down the highway covered in blood.
It can get way lower than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:26 AM (UiRxW)


You got that right. You wouldn't believe the ones I've got stacked up in the queue, ready to go.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:28 AM (8nK6H)

24 >> If it has wheels, one can be charged with a DUI.


This explains why Native Americans never bothered to invent the wheel.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:28 AM (zWG7f)

25 I can't believe people believe that the NRA is a federally funded organization.

People who think FDR is still President?

Posted by: Lone Ranger at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (FfIBA)

26 I believe that Florida Man has been replicated and transported to every state, at least in my experience.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (R5lpX)

27 I can't believe people believe that the NRA is a federally funded organization."

I can. There are a lot of people out there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (7LY+6)

28 Carried over from last thread - speaking of sportscars, I'll take this:

https://tinyurl.com/y7bgc2wj

And this in the passenger seat:

https://tinyurl.com/yboa5r2k

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (kqsXK)

29 You know this country is in a bad place when need Keys for a Wheelchair.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:26 AM (zWG7f)
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I had a heartwarming moment, years ago. I was smoking a cigarette on top of the Civic Center Station, and looking down on Colfax & Broadway in Denver. A basehead dumped a cripple out of his wheelchair and started running away with it toward Cap Hill.

Before he could make it around the freakin' corner, at least five people jumped him - flat, whipped his ass - and helped the guy back in his chair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (UiRxW)

30 So if you're on horseback no DUI, but if you're in an oxcart, DUI.

I'll keep that one in mind.
Posted by: Lone Ranger

Actual yea on horseback you can get a DUI. The son of a friend of the family did. BOTH he and the horse were drunk.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0)

31 Santa drives a motorized wheelchair?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Big meth problem up at the North Pole...
Posted by: Brother Cavil


That's why that one elf wanted to be a dentist do bad.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (GWDdA)

32 Willowed:

Hmm. Wasn't the 924 powered by a truck engine. Maybe even an Audi truck engine...don't recall.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:20 AM (YOW17)



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I think it was an Audi engine, but I'm not sure about the truck part. I liked those. I liked the evolution up the 968, too.

I
bet an old 968 is one of the most rare Porsches you can buy now.
Probably not terribly valuable, but rare. And who knows long term?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:30 AM (VgKNm)

33 I have to say, ol' Sister Janet got played into the dirt where I lived.

Jeepers I remember that. I can't say that it drove me to atheism, but.......

In retrospect, it's a nice enough song. But man, did it get over-played.

.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 11:30 AM (CPk08)

34 17 You think Florida Man is bad? How about Florida City?
Lake Worth, FL issues residents a false "zombie activity" alert after power outage.
Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 11:27 AM (7HtZB)


Oh, I am so stealing that one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:30 AM (8nK6H)

35 That Florida Man is quite the scamp, ain't he!?

Proving once again that boxwood-hedge beards are only slightly behind face tats in the race to the bottom.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:30 AM (FfIBA)

36 Big meth problem up at the North Pole...
Posted by: Brother Cavil


That's why that one elf wanted to be a dentist do bad.

*so

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:30 AM (GWDdA)

37 BOTH he and the horse were drunk.
========

Horses love beer.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

38 I totally remember the Singing Nun. I remember the carload of us singing along on car trips when it came on the radio.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:31 AM (pxOl8)

39 If it has wheels, one can be charged with a DUI.

That's just one more reason I'm going to stick with rocket propulsion. Falcon 9 FTW.

Posted by: pep at May 23, 2018 11:31 AM (wW03z)

40 Funneh Granny Rictus's face tats make her look more human.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 23, 2018 11:31 AM (r9UYA)

41 To be fair,FDR still would be president if he hadn't died....

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)

42 I totally remember the Singing Nun.



I totally remember the Flying Nun.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:32 AM (GWDdA)

43 And this in the passenger seat: "

Isadora Duncan, is that you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:32 AM (7LY+6)

44 I totally remember the Singing Nun.



I totally remember the Flying Nun.
Posted by: rickb223

I remember nun.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)

45 Everyone just remain calm CALM I say. No need to panic. Never mind that buzzing noise getting louder.

Posted by: mindful webworker running around waving arms hair on fire at May 23, 2018 11:33 AM (gRZfJ)

46 41 To be fair,FDR still would be president if he hadn't died....
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)


Make of that what you will, kids.

Posted by: FDR's Facial Melanoma at May 23, 2018 11:33 AM (CPk08)

47 CNN giving the left another tongue bath show tonight as they did for the Hogg/Guevera hater crowd.

Pelosi in a "Town Hall."

This ought to be a hoot.

Since this is what they are doing, and for their part in the coup attempt, the Trump whitehouse should ban their presence.

And tweet relentlessly that any Republican that permits a CNN reporter to be in his or her face is a traitor.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 23, 2018 11:33 AM (+fPHo)

48 I totally remember the Whack-Across-the-Knuckles-with-a-Ruler Nun

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:34 AM (pxOl8)

49 Well, looks like chief Ace avocado is getting some pushback - some Santa Fe folks are pointing out that he's Houston's problem, not theirs.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Couldn't you just mash him with some garlic, onion, and cilantro?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 11:34 AM (LNPd9)

50 Actual yea on horseback you can get a DUI. The son of a friend of the family did. BOTH he and the horse were drunk.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0)
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Obligatory:
https://tinyurl.com/y8vr9dsf

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:34 AM (UiRxW)

51 Hmm. Wasn't the 924 powered by a truck engine. Maybe even an Audi truck engine...don't recall.

The 924 was originally intended to be badged as a VW and was powered by a two-liter SOHC four borrowed from the VW Transporter line IIRC.

The 944 (the prettiest car ever built IMO) replaced that with a big aluminum four developed for the purpose, and which ended up sort of a Galapagos Porsche, an independent evolutionary lineage. I think by the end it'd grown to 3.2 liters.

A 944 stuffed full of GM LS6 goodness is a beautiful piece of hardware if done right, but it costs just about as much to do one right as it does to pick up a good used C6 Z06...

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:34 AM (FfIBA)

52 I'm just glad Lupe Valdez was able to overcome a lifetime of affirmative action preferences that make it impossible for lesbians to not advance in government careers.

Posted by: x at May 23, 2018 11:34 AM (nFwvY)

53 "Progressives are forever giving each other awards and patting each other on the back. Why is that?"


Like the endless book deals, it is a way of hiding the payoffs. The various foundations, think-tanks, etc. are other ways.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2018 11:34 AM (hLRSq)

54 Pelosi in a "Town Hall

You misspelled Nuremburg Rally.

Posted by: pep at May 23, 2018 11:35 AM (wW03z)

55 42 I totally remember the Singing Nun.

I totally remember the Flying Nun.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:32 AM (GWDdA)


I remember The Nun's Story.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:35 AM (8nK6H)

56 44 I totally remember the Singing Nun.



I totally remember the Flying Nun.
Posted by: rickb223

I remember nun.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)



I blacked out after a few bottles of Blue Nun.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 11:35 AM (CPk08)

57 I love President Trump and how he is eviscerating the democrats and their media by only handing them the knife.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (pw+jk)

58 I can't believe people believe that the NRA isexpect PP to be a federally funded organization.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (LISuA)

59 Wasn't the 924 powered by a truck engine"

No.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (7LY+6)

60 As I continue my journey into sketching, drawing and painting I'm beginning to discover that you get better results when you just simply STOPand don't over work it.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (UfMVm)

61 I totally remember blue nun

Posted by: Hillary at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (n13/j)

62 What was Nigel Tufnel's Catholic School teacher's name?

Nun Moore-Black

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (pxOl8)

63 I saw the SPLC came out in favor of MS

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (JFO2v)

64 Actual yea on horseback you can get a DUI. The son of a friend of the family did. BOTH he and the horse were drunk.

He'd have gotten away with it if the horse hadn't pissed a keg on the mayor's lawn, right?

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:36 AM (FfIBA)

65 The 944 (the prettiest car ever built IMO)

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For something mere mortals can attain, mine is the 3rd gen RX-7. Definitely the prettiest design to ever come out of Japan. It's interesting that it was such a drastic departure from the 944-ish 2nd gen, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (VgKNm)

66

One time I saw this movie of a nun and seven dwarves...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (AyGZp)

67 Nancy Pelosi at a town hall?It should be interesting.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (LiyEm)

68 >>> Progressives are forever giving each other awards and patting each other on the back. Why is that?<<<
Money laundering. How much money are they awarding this fat, drunken whore? Six figures for a 15 minute speech?

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (2Mnv1)

69 GrapeApe: Trump is showing the GOP(e) how to fight the progressive hive and its allies in the potatohead media. The question is, are they listening?

Many have heard. And get it. 'Tho mostly they're outside the political party premises.

Many hear but do not get it.

The GOPe vanguard range from 'hear and don't get it' to 'hear and get it but reject it'. Few flip.

I'm hoping there is a new generation of those who hear, get it, and see that it works, who will bring a future of Many Trumps - all working to MAGA and obliterate the power and number of America's domestic foes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - can you hear me now? can you hear me now? at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (gRZfJ)

70 I totally remember the Flying Nun.

Sally Field. Yum. Aged well, too.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (FfIBA)

71 LOL, Love that pic of Nanny Pelouzy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (mpXpK)

72 >>The 944 (the prettiest car ever built IMO)


It's not a Jag, it's not an AC and it's not a Ferarri...which puts it way down on the list.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (zWG7f)

73 two-liter SOHC four borrowed from the VW Transporter line"

The same block was used in the LT's 4 cyl, thus the line "it came from a truck"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (7LY+6)

74 No ridiculous wings or any of that crap, though. Just smooth lines. Perhaps a tasteful and teensy front splitter from the factory.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (VgKNm)

75 Liberals are such money grubbers.

Signed up for my cruise yet?

Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (pxOl8)

76 BOTH he and the horse were drunk.
============================

Wait-- is that wrong?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (LISuA)

77 These Gummy Bears are so hard to chew.

Posted by: Nan-13 at May 23, 2018 11:39 AM (vtcmf)

78 67 Nancy Pelosi at a town hall?It should be interesting.
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (LiyEm)

Hello Cleveland! We're imploding to sock it to President Fillmore!

Posted by: Senator Pelosi at the Pittsburgh Town Hall at May 23, 2018 11:39 AM (RD7QR)

79 Wow, Pelosi. I didn't know Botox tattooes were a thing.

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 11:39 AM (EzdLW)

80 74 No ridiculous wings or any of that crap, though. Just smooth lines. Perhaps a tasteful and teensy front splitter from the factory.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (VgKNm)


Sally Fields?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 11:39 AM (CPk08)

81 62 What was Nigel Tufnel's Catholic School teacher's name?

Nun Moore-Black
---------------
Well played!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (LaMh6)

82 My
new groundbreaking bipartisan compromise proposal is that The Right
agrees to end all federal funding for the NRA while The Left agrees to
end all federal funding for Planned Parenthood.Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) May 21, 2018




And he is betting that the liberals think the NRA gets federal funding.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (mpXpK)

83 Signed up for my cruise yet?

Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (pxOl
++++++++++
If we can get a sizable Horde contingent to go make the GOPe really uncomfortable when they're trapped on a boat with us, I'm down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (I2dne)

84 It's not a Jag, it's not an AC and it's not a Ferarri...which puts it way down on the list.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (zWG7f)


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I could win a 500 million dollar lottery and still not be able to buy -- much less feed and water-- all the cars I'd like to have.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (VgKNm)

85 not that I have never tasted wine. But at least not Blue Nun. Lancer's in this house.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (n13/j)

86 I don't believe I ever saw a real-life nun wearing that-whatever that thing was on Sally Fields' head.

Was that winged monstrosity ever standard nun headgear?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (pxOl8)

87 It's like I said this morning, Trump is nearly single handily destroying both the msm and the democrat party.


He has them defending MS-13 criminal gang members, he has them calling for out right gun confiscation along with the repeal of the 2nd amendment and has made pelosi and other dems go on record saying they will raise taxes if the take back the House in November.


The isn't going to be any blue wave this fall except for the Tidy Bowl man swirling around the toilet.


I see that RCP has refused to include the Reuters Generic Congressional Poll that has Republicans up by five in his Wednesday update.


I wonder why as he included the Reuters poll from 5/10 that had dems only up by +1 and not their latest poll?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2018 11:41 AM (+Dllb)

88 I've never heard of Sister Janet, nor have I heard that version of The Lord's Prayer on the radio (I wasn't yet listening to the radio then). But this is the version they sang at the students' Mass at college, and I never heard it anywhere before or since. I wondered where it came from but never asked. And now, I know! Thanks, OMuse.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2018 11:41 AM (oMtOd)

89 I remember Sam Nunn. Back when some Dem's were not nutters.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 11:41 AM (n13/j)

90 Tatted Pelosi: Well done. I was just saying (yesterday? daybefore?) that the gang photo with Dem faces needed face tats.

But... but... she's has a spark of divinity!

Okay, it's a baggie of divinity cookies, crumbling in her pocket. But divinity!!!

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/10410/divinity-cookies/

Posted by: mindful webworker - the way it crumbles at May 23, 2018 11:41 AM (gRZfJ)

91 No ridiculous wings or any of that crap, though. Just smooth lines. Perhaps a tasteful and teensy front splitter from the factory.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Sally Fields?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In



Golf.

Clap.


Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:41 AM (GWDdA)

92 "It looks like Hillary Clinton has won another participation trophy...Yup. Sounds exactly like a participation trophy."
Reminds me of a picture I saw of North Korean Generals, with so many medals the fronts of their jackets were fully covered and the medals continued down their pants. I wonder what battles and military engagements they were in to justify all those medal?

Posted by: jim at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (gjGvH)

93 80 74 No ridiculous wings or any of that crap, though. Just smooth lines. Perhaps a tasteful and teensy front splitter from the factory.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (VgKNm)

Sally Fields?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 11:39 AM (CPk0

Threadwinner

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

94 Felony DUI in a wheelchair. Usually felony DUI require DUI with an accident that causes severe harm to someone. And in SC $5,000 bond would not cut it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (mpXpK)

95 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (Boy/L)

96 Lancer's in this house.
Posted by: Quint

le de da high class snot. Ripple for the win.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

97 Signed up for my cruise yet?



Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at May 23, 2018 11:38 AM (pxOl


Sharpening the cutlass right now.
You, uh, do have a plank, right? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (hLRSq)

98 >>I could win a 500 million dollar lottery and still not be able to buy -- much less feed and water-- all the cars I'd like to have.


I have been lucky in life. Dad was a car collector and his best friend in likely the foremost Ferarri expert in the country.

I got to experience almost all of the great ones at one point. Of course, I can't afford to own any of the,.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (zWG7f)

99 FDR still would be president if he hadn't died....

at least he is still involved in the electoral process.

Posted by: the Cook County Coroner at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (MTOgf)

100 saw a great car - replica of a posrwar "lakester" car to push dry lake speed record cars started. 30s era fiberglass body with embedded real rust patches for a vintage look. think it was on a circa 2006 corvette frame and motor. faux fiberglass vintage motor element over real motor under hood. total stealth. driver adjustable rise and lower suspension. chased him thru socal costal canyons. good times.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (xkgZh)

101 Shouldn't that be
"La Bruga Vieja"?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (n6pAK)

102 I don't remember the Our Father song, but do remember a nun singing Dominque

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (YuQLm)

103 All animals are welcome in San Francisco!

Posted by: Nan-13 at May 23, 2018 11:43 AM (vtcmf)

104 It's not a Jag, it's not an AC and it's not a Ferarri...which puts it way down on the list.

The BMW Z8 was the prettiest Cobra ever built.

In late model (that is, post-60s) I'm quite partial to the Fazzaz 550/575M, I might actually pick one up when I whittle down our garage a little further (and before daughter goes to college) but the cheap-pooch is still a better shape.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:43 AM (FfIBA)

105 Doubt any station would have the nerve to play that song nowadays.
Sad

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 23, 2018 11:43 AM (oLa9K)

106 95
Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.
===================================

Well, money laundering used to be a small-time crime

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 23, 2018 11:43 AM (LISuA)

107 And he is betting that the liberals think the NRA gets federal funding.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


Not a bet. It was in response to one of the Parkland tools demanding an end to funding of the NRA and money going to tea-churs, yadda, yadda.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 11:43 AM (LNPd9)

108 45 Everyone just remain calm CALM I say. No need to panic. Never mind that buzzing noise getting louder.
Posted by: mindful webworker running around waving arms hair on fire

runs to kitchen for pitcher of water

Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2018 11:43 AM (uJ09Y)

109 12
If it has wheels, one can be charged with a DUI. That includes bicycles and horse and buggies.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 11:26 AM (vg8iE)

I have seen cases of DUI while riding the horse. Buggy not required. All it takes is for you to be on the road.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (mpXpK)

110 95. She has brought much-needed public awareness and attention to Kuru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (fA1SL)

111

Nun Shall Pass!

Posted by: Blackish In Vino Veritits at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (AyGZp)

112 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2018 11:42 AM (Boy/L)


She put the cause of women's suffrage back about 100 years.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (hLRSq)

113 The Slate articles - fuzzy pic. The 2nd one looks like Nov 2013? Can't make out the date on the top one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - even if I squint at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (gRZfJ)

114 One time I saw this movie of a nun and seven dwarves...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 23, 2018 11:37 AM (AyGZp)
scummy
sleazy
rotten
hunglo
rock
skanky
and
carlos danger

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

115 Interesting. The nun is Janet Mead. It's not lesbian Sr. Jeanine Deckers who is more commonly thought of as the "singing nun".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

116 FWIW, said 4 cyl block wound up powering several AMC rides as well...

Selling "rights" to various designs was commonplace back then.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (7LY+6)

117 I remember nunchucks

Posted by: Sho Kosugi at May 23, 2018 11:45 AM (EzdLW)

118 Crap! Now I have to cancel my order of hot tar.

https://www.king5.com/article/traffic/
chicken-feathers-cover-i-5-in-
federal-way-after-truck-rollover/281-557402222

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 11:45 AM (Dp6qK)

119 95
Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.
===================================

Well, money laundering used to be a small-time crime


She introduced techniques formerly known only to Russkie oligarchs, Latin American coke traffickers, and EU bankers to the US political system.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:45 AM (FfIBA)

120 BOTH he and the horse were drunk.
============================

Wait-- is that wrong?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Wiskey for the men, beer for the horses!
Posted by: Toby Kieth

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:45 AM (GWDdA)

121 Hil put a smiley face on marital infidelity.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2018 11:45 AM (RuIsu)

122 Animals find our Open Sewer Policy quite appealing.

Posted by: Nan-13 at May 23, 2018 11:45 AM (vtcmf)

123 54 Pelosi in a "Town Hall

You misspelled Nuremburg Rally.

Posted by: pep at May 23, 2018

Two key differences:

1) At Nuremberg there was at least some enthusiasm,
2) There were fewer Nazis at Nuremburg

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (IeDO8)

124 Can we all just pause and take in the spectacle of Pelosi, Schumer and crew holding a press conference to announce that they are going to "Drain the swamp! (tm)" and that "Trump is now a member of the swamp?


Wasn't it just that Trump cannot lead because he doesn't know how things work in DC?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

125 Borgward Isabella.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (xkgZh)

126 Abbe lowell just left the old firm.

Posted by: LASue at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (BZA5F)

127 86 I don't believe I ever saw a real-life nun wearing that-whatever that thing was on Sally Fields' head.
Was that winged monstrosity ever standard nun headgear?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (pxOl


You have to wonder who it was who came up with the idea of a TV series about a nun who could use her headgear to fly around. Was he high?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (8nK6H)

128
95

Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

========
From a nation of laws to a nation of men and third world shithole status of the USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (pw+jk)

129 FWIW, said 4 cyl block wound up powering several AMC rides as well...

Selling "rights" to various designs was commonplace back then.


Still commonplace now.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (FfIBA)

130 I've transformed many a bottle of vodka into urine, you ungrateful shits.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 23, 2018 11:47 AM (MM3j3)

131 You have to wonder who it was who came up with the idea of a TV series about a nun who could use her headgear to fly around. Was he high?

LOL, given the times...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:47 AM (pxOl8)

132 Detailed description of the Kilauea magma system (USGS).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3kKCxXIF5c

I had the impression a few days ago that they did not really understand it yet. One of the USGS folks said as much in response to questions. So I think this is quite new.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 23, 2018 11:47 AM (vWMNq)

133 The Slate articles - fuzzy pic. The 2nd one looks like Nov 2013? Can't make out the date on the top one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - even if I squint at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (gRZfJ)


Really? It refers to him as the "front runner," so I assumed that was 2016. The top one I'm guessing is quite recent.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 11:47 AM (9chmE)

134 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.


Fashion?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)

135 To be fair,FDR still would be president if he hadn't died....
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)]/i]

Well the Brits kicked Winnie out after he helped them win WWII, but then they joined the EU, so...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 23, 2018 11:47 AM (n9EOP)

136 Right now a '30s Alfa Romeo P3 would be highest on my list, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (VgKNm)

137

EM JHERI CURL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (mPeei)

138 Next up: John Brennan will get a Best Federal Penmanship Prize.

Hopefully improved for accuracy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (0ogQG)

139 125 Borgward Isabella.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (xkgZh)


My father bought a Borgward station wagon when I were a wee lad. It was our family car for about 10 years.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (8nK6H)

140 All of us in Brattleboro think if a man scratches the belly or touches the rear end of a female dog it should be considered sexual harassment. The dog is unable to protect itself in this case and we need to do something about this. Brattleboro is proud to take the lead in this issue.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (qM84C)

141 You really, really like me!

Posted by: Sally Fields at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (YuQLm)

142 95 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.


Trump into President.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (Dp6qK)

143 I don't believe I ever saw a real-life nun wearing that-whatever that thing was on Sally Fields' head.

Was that winged monstrosity ever standard nun headgear?



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (pxOl


It was based somewhat on the habit of the Daughters of Charity of St Vincent de Paul.

https://tinyurl.com/ycoxfb6v


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (kqsXK)

144 "Previous medalists include U.S. Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen, Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, former U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Dole, and former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright."

-- Harvard's Radcliffe Institute


ugh

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (EzdLW)

145 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

Fashion?


Sports?

Don't the lumberjack events have a Hillary Toss now? 200 pound sack of shit and a GM van.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (FfIBA)

146 118 Crap! Now I have to cancel my order of hot tar.

https://www.king5.com/article/traffic/
chicken-feathers-cover-i-5-in-
federal-way-after-truck-rollover/281-557402222

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 11:45 AM



Good thing I chose this week to come to Phoenix for business.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (neVEe)

147 A poster-whose name escapes me***( Sorry) asked for prayer for family issues regarding mental illness and disruption of family life, Family needs healing and recovery.

Sounds like most families I know - especially mine (the family I grew up in and the family I tried to raise.

Not meaning to make light of nor trivialize this person's needful situation, but, strong, sane families really seem rare nowadays. (I can think of... two, maybe three.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - granddad anyway at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (gRZfJ)

148 Sally Field was quite the dish back in the day.Stacked she was.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (LiyEm)

149 And what's even scarier is all the pollsters keep saying Dems are sure to take the House...therefore making her the next speaker.

Posted by: IC at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (a0IVu)

150 EM JHERI CURL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (mPeei)


Brilliantly incoherent as usual, ma'am!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (8nK6H)

151 James Comey
@Comey
Dangerous time when our country is led by those who will lie about anything, backed by those who will believe anything, based on information from media sources that will say anything. Americans must break out of that bubble and seek truth.

Dude, stay away from the brown acid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

152 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.
===================================


Depends

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

153 I think it's fair to say Hillary has indeed had a transformative impact on society. If she wasn't so vile and incompetent Donald Trump would never have been elected. So--transformative.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (nBr1j)

154 Reminds me of a picture I saw of North Korean Generals, with so many medals the fronts of their jackets were fully covered and the medals continued down their pants. I wonder what battles and military engagements they were in to justify all those medal?

Gauche, isn't it?

Posted by: Hermann Goering at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)

155 Sister Bertrille! I loved that show. There was an order where the nuns actually wore crazy hats similar to hers

Posted by: LASue at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (BZA5F)

156 I have seen cases of DUI while riding the horse. Buggy not required. All it takes is for you to be on the road.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (mpXpK)
==========

Probably varies state to state. I know that's the rule in Ohio because I was bad one time and had to go learn all about it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

157 95 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

I'll wait.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

A bucket of chicken?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (IeDO8)

158 I don't believe I ever saw a real-life nun wearing that-whatever that thing was on Sally Fields' head.
Was that winged monstrosity ever standard nun headgear?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (pxOl

You
have to wonder who it was who came up with the idea of a TV series
about a nun who could use her headgear to fly around. Was he high?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (8nK6H)


First, having attended Catholic schools, with shedloads of nuns, they came in all shapes and sizes... the habits, I mean. The nuns tended to be either thin and frumpy or fat and frumpy.

As for Sally Field being high, I just think the show's producers wanted to get some upskirt opportunities.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)

159 >>Next up: John Brennan will get a Best Penmanship Prize.



Actually, Brennan was quite the award giver right before leaving the CIA:

--- Gave PETER STRZOK getting a CIA coin with JOHN BRENNAN's signature
--- Gave the guy who mysteriously quit as the Director of British GCHQ the highest intelligence medal there is, with no public announcement whatsoever


https://twitter.com/JohnWHuber/status/
999071833826750465

(remove spaces)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (W+vEI)

160 (reminds self to visit Nethercutt museum again)

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (xkgZh)

161 Selling "rights" to various designs was commonplace back then.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:44 AM (7LY+6)


---

Speaking of, I saw a new Lincoln sedan yesterday. Very, very attractive, and clearly a leftover design from when Ford owned Jaguar. At first I thought it *was* a late model but not new Jaguar.

Pretty clever decision to use designs you already paid for. I look forward to the new Aston Martin Mustang.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (VgKNm)

162 The winged monstrosity was worn by Dominican Nuns. I have a video from when I was young and we lived in Puerto Rico of the Dominicans attending a picnic at our home and playing baseball in their habits.

Posted by: Sally Fields at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (YuQLm)

163 You have to wonder who it was who came up with the idea of a TV series about a nun who could use her headgear to fly around. Was he high?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (8nK6H)


========

It was based on a novelette by a woman Tere Rios. Pretty light, fanciful reading like the TV series. She came from that region, so I'm assuming there was some order of nuns with wacky headgear that gave her that idea.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (/qEW2)

164 Cars?
Seriously?
Those are so 1990's.

I'd go with airplanes. A P-51. A Spitfire.
Maybe a Folk Wulf 190 if I could find it.
Now we're talking!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (neVEe)

165 Today's movie classic is: Heaven Knows Mr Alison.

Posted by: PhilDirt at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (XpMSh)

166 >>>Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.<<<
The Democrat party. The level of support she received is amazing when you consider that she's such a nasty, bitter, unpleasant hater.

Maybe she gets happy when she's drunk.

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (2Mnv1)

167 I'd hit it.

Posted by: The Flying Pope at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (vtcmf)

168 "Our chosen thugs have a right to kill you!"

--What the Left says by avoiding trying to say it.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (WDCYi)

169 Sally Fields was 21 when she started on the Flying Nun

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (GWDdA)

170 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (kqsXK)

Interesting. That thing was even wilder than what Fields wore!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (pxOl8)

171 Hillary Cliton has brought to are attention the problems of Trump is created just to make and steel money from us !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 11:51 AM (qM84C)

172

89: Yup. Sisters of Charity of St. Vincent de Paul, pre-1964. I believe it was called a corniche.

Posted by: empire1 at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (hKOE9)

173 127 86 I don't believe I ever saw a real-life nun wearing that-whatever that thing was on Sally Fields' head.
Was that winged monstrosity ever standard nun headgear?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (pxOl

You have to wonder who it was who came up with the idea of a TV series about a nun who could use her headgear to fly around. Was he high?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (8nK6H)

Hold my beer

Posted by: George Lucas, contemplating a Star Wars holiday special at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

174 I can't believe people believe that the NRA is a federally funded organization.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:27 AM (GWDdA)

Yeah. There is a metric fuckton of stupid in the responses to that tweet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (WFV7d)

175 Still commonplace now."

True, but better hidden. Few want to know that their prized Mercedes Benz was built in partnership with Nissan...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (7LY+6)

176 I can haz bum scritches, pleez?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstin's weiner dog at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

177 "Trump is showing the GOP(e) how to fight the progressive hive and its allies in the potatohead media. The question is, are they listening?""

The question is, does the GOPe WANT to fight? They have yet to find a hill to die on, except those stopping the conservative wing of the party from actually enacting campaign promises.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (3MG/9)

178 151 James Comey
@Comey
Dangerous time when our country is led by those who will lie about anything, backed by those who will believe anything, based on information from media sources that will say anything. Americans must break out of that bubble and seek truth.

Someone please tell him that Obama, Susan Rice, Hillary, Clapper, Brennan and Ben Rhodes are no longer leading our country.

Posted by: LASue at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (BZA5F)

179 Jimmie Walker was 28 when he started playing 17 year old JJ on Good Times.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:52 AM (LiyEm)

180 Sally Field was quite the dish back in the day.Stacked she was.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:49 AM (LiyEm)


She was in a movie some years ago, well after that show, and her Oscar, where she was playing an aging Soap Opera star. I don't remember the name of the film, but I do remember it being quite good. And she was excellent, of course.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 11:53 AM (9chmE)

181 Comey shouldn't even be allowed to type the word "truth."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:53 AM (pxOl8)

182 She was in a movie some years ago, well after that show, and her Oscar, where she was playing an aging Soap Opera star. I don't remember the name of the film, but I do remember it being quite good. And she was excellent, of course.
========

Soapdish

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

183 The winged monstrosity was worn by Dominican Nuns. I have a video from when I was young and we lived in Puerto Rico of the Dominicans attending a picnic at our home and playing baseball in their habits.
Posted by: Sally Fields


Rounding third base for an in the park homer could get squirrelly.

"We have liftoff!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 11:53 AM (GWDdA)

184 Sally Fields..... " You like me, you really like me...." a silly person, that......

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 11:53 AM (zSVEm)

185 18 Lone Ranger said:


So if you're on horseback no DUI, but if you're in an oxcart, DUI.

Unfortunately, not true. There have been horseback DUI convictions too.

I wonder, though -- Roller skates. No steering, so not driving?

PS -- Just another expansion of the nanny state. And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2018 11:54 AM (0ogQG)

186 Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 23, 2018 11:43 AM (oLa9K)

or "Day by Day"

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 23, 2018 11:54 AM (suO/a)

187 Afternoon all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2018 11:54 AM (SjImc)

188 Rerun was in his mid-20s and Raj was in his late 20s.

Only DeWayne was an actual teenager.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:54 AM (pxOl8)

189 164 Cars?
Seriously?
Those are so 1990's.

I'd go with airplanes. A P-51. A Spitfire.
Maybe a Folk Wulf 190 if I could find it.
Now we're talking!!!


so... 1990s are too dated and you're going to replace them with the best technology of the 1940s?

clearly, i need to step up my anachronism game.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 23, 2018 11:54 AM (sGtp+)

190 An addition to the prayer list - my friend Helene passed away Friday, too young at 55, from complications of auto-immune disease. Shockwaves through her family and close friends, the funeral tomorrow will be hard. Thoughts and prayers that those left can remember the happy, spunky woman that she was.

Posted by: chicagolurker at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (lWxOx)

191 156 Probably varies state to state. I know that's the rule in Ohio because I was bad one time and had to go learn all about it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

It depends on the wording of the law. If the law was worded to say driving a "vehicle" while above the limit a good lawyer would get you out of it for riding a horse. If it said while driving an automobile you could get out of it while driving a law mower like Tammy Wynette's old husband. But I think most States have fixed that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (mpXpK)

192 127 86 I don't believe I ever saw a real-life nun wearing that-whatever that thing was on Sally Fields' head.
Was that winged monstrosity ever standard nun headgear?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 11:40 AM (pxOl

You have to wonder who it was who came up with the idea of a TV series about a nun who could use her headgear to fly around. Was he high?

The Sisters of Charity used to wear them, when my second sister got her nursing degree from them back in the Stone Age, and the series was based on a book, The Fifteenth Pelican, by Tere Rios, about a tiny little nun who used to get lifted off the ground by wind gusts, and learned to fly with her wimple

Posted by: barbarausa at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (ru28e)

193 >>>Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.



Created the Libyan slave trade?
Cholera outbreak deaths in Haiti thanks to rerouting Haiti aid elsewhere?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

194 As fun as sitcoms like the Flying Nun and Gidget were, Field detested them because they were insubstantial fluff. With two Oscars, she has the last laugh.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (/qEW2)

195 Lassie was 48 in dog years when she made her debut.

Posted by: The Flying Pope at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (vtcmf)

196 151�James Comey�
@Comey�
Dangerous time when our country is led by those who will lie about anything, backed by those who will believe anything, based on information from media sources that will say anything. Americans must break out of that bubble and seek truth.�

Geez Jim, do not be too hard on yourself

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (pp7ze)

197 188 Oooooooo Raj,you in TROUBLE......

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (LiyEm)

198 Meth Elf: "All I want for Christmas is my Blue Front Teeth!, my Blue Front Teeth, my Blue Front Teeth!"




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (QzJWU)

199 187 Afternoon all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2018 11:54 AM (SjImc)

Per the style guide, I believe it's not considered afternoon until after Ace wakes up.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (72PAC)

200 "James Comey
@Comey
Dangerous time when our country is led by those who will lie about anything, backed by those who will believe anything, based on information from media sources that will say anything. Americans must break out of that bubble and seek truth."


And that's how we got Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (hLRSq)

201 French PM cancels planned visit to Israel
Prime Minister Edouard Philippe was due to hold two-day visit to Israel to launch a French-Israeli cultural event, with his office citing pressing domestic policy matters as reason for cancelation, but some Israeli officials say real reason is the deadly clashes on Gaza border.

The French never change

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (SjImc)

202 Frances wants to change the lord's prayer ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqvP1q5JXV8

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (vWMNq)

203 It was based on a novelette by a woman Tere Rios. Pretty light, fanciful reading like the TV series. She came from that region, so I'm assuming there was some order of nuns with wacky headgear that gave her that idea.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (/qEW2)


How the hell did you know that? Did you just pull it out from your head because you knew it from memory, or did you have to look it up?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (8nK6H)

204 I can't believe people believe that the NRA is a federally funded organization.

Posted by: rickb223

As I place my order for IMI 5.56x45mm 77 Gr Razor Core Ammo

Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

205 Sr. Janet Mead went on to start her own hair salon, after which she became known as the singeing nun.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (/qEW2)

206 95
Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.
---
Haiti?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (UBzPO)

207 And this in the passenger seat: "



Isadora Duncan, is that you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 11:32 AM (7LY+6)

Stutz Bearcat was pre-1920. Very cool car, but way out of date by Myrna Loy's heyday. I'd picture her in a Cord 810 convertible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (WFV7d)

208 " I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel, I got a blues man in the back, a beautician at the wheel..."

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (zSVEm)

209 MP4: ...speaking of sportscars, I'll take this:
https://tinyurl.com/y7bgc2wj


A beauty.

I really like the windscreen. Heh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - grampaw had a Model A at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (gRZfJ)

210 95
Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.
---
Libya?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (UBzPO)

211
WSDOT Traffic
@wsdot_traffic
One of our traffic engineers did the math - 40,000 lbs of chicken feathers = ~18 million feathers (they still weigh the same as 40,000 lbs of bricks, however). With ~ 8,000 feathers on a chicken that's almost 2,300 chickens worth of feathers.

- - - - -

I'm gonna short my pillow investments.

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (EzdLW)

212 195 Lassie was 48 in dog years when she made her debut.
Posted by: The Flying Pope at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (vtcmf)


And "she" was also male. Luckily, "her" long hair hid the incriminating evidence.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (8nK6H)

213 The Pope is a silly person...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (zSVEm)

214 True, but better hidden. Few want to know that their prized Mercedes Benz was built in partnership with Nissan...

So far they haven't managed to make that work beyond some utillity-vehicle engine sharing and the CLA/GLA baby Mercs/QX30 Infiniti.

I had a GLA loaner a while back. It drove better than I expected, but I'm sure the sticker on it is twice what I'd think it's worth.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (FfIBA)

215 Q: How come hackers don't make viruses for Macs?

A: Because they come right out of the box as a lousy piece of crap that'll never work well for anything, anywhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:58 AM (UiRxW)

216 >>Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.



The North African Slave Trade.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:58 AM (zWG7f)

217 95


Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

========


Aid to Haiti?

Posted by: Texian ette at May 23, 2018 11:58 AM (gou4q)

218 One of our traffic engineers did the math - 40,000 lbs of chicken feathers = ~18 million feathers (they still weigh the same as 40,000 lbs of bricks, however). With ~ 8,000 feathers on a chicken that's almost 2,300 chickens worth of feathers.


That's a lot of cold chickens

Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

219 some of us Catholic kids read Catholic books--I was given the Rios book when the series was on TV

Posted by: barbarausa at May 23, 2018 11:59 AM (ru28e)

220 I have never had any virus issues with all the Macs I have owned.... it is a bonus...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 11:59 AM (zSVEm)

221 A beauty.
I really like the windscreen. Heh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - grampaw had a Model A at May 23, 2018 11:57 AM (gRZfJ)


"Riding in a Stutz Bearcat, Jim
Those were different times..."

Posted by: Sweet Jane at May 23, 2018 11:59 AM (8nK6H)

222 How the hell did you know that? Did you just pull it out from your head because you knew it from memory, or did you have to look it up?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (8nK6H)


========

I was a yuuuge Sally Field fan, back in the day. I sought out reruns of the Flying Nun, Gidget, watched all her movies including Smokey and the Bandit, etc. And yes, even read the Flying Nun novelette, so I didn't have to look it up. It's a shame she got on the rabid anti-Trump leftard bandwagon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 11:59 AM (/qEW2)

223 >>Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.



Haitian Cell Service.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:59 AM (9rpun)

224 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.


Over here.

Posted by: 12 year old rape victim at May 23, 2018 11:59 AM (L3rL9)

225
MP4: And this in the passenger seat:
https://tinyurl.com/yboa5r2k


Myrna very pretty face. Yes indeedy.

Why does she have all those cigarette butts stuck to the quills of her porkupine hat? Was that a thing in the day, like an onion on your belt?

Posted by: mindful webworker - or are they tampons? at May 23, 2018 11:59 AM (gRZfJ)

226 Sally Fields..... " You like me, you really like me...." a silly person, that......

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 11:53 AM (zSVEm)


Maybe, she is an actress, after all. It was also a moment of sincerity, which Hollowwwod doesn't understand, or do well, so I would give her a pass on that.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 12:00 PM (9chmE)

227 Stutz Bearcat was pre-1920. Very cool car, but way out of date by Myrna Loy's heyday. I'd picture her in a Cord 810 convertible.

Uh, well...the original Bearcat was early teens. But the name and the Stutz company persisted into the early '30s.

And Duncan was killed in an Amilcar.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 12:00 PM (FfIBA)

228 215 Q: How come hackers don't make viruses for Macs?
A: Because they come right out of the box as a lousy piece of crap that'll never work well for anything, anywhere.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:58 AM (UiRxW)


Market share. Do you want to write a virus that can attack hundreds of millions of computers, or one that can only attack a few dozen?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:00 PM (8nK6H)

229 Sally Field was always a left winger.Starring in crap like Norma Rae.She was teh hawt though.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 12:00 PM (LiyEm)

230 >>Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.



These awards are the way Lefties provide each other "accomplishments" for their CV. The Wikipedia list of awards Hillary has received is astounding when you consider that no one can name actual measurable, tangible accomplishments. "Being a strong voice for women around the world" means nothing except that she likes to give speeches about women, and so on.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (W+vEI)

231 These woman are very pretty but are largely clueless and annoying.

And can someone smack Marie Harff upside the head with a clue by four.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (UfMVm)

232 117 I remember nunchucks

how many nuns would nunchucks chuck if nunchucks could chuck nuns?

Posted by: Anachronda, crossing the streams at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (v3pYe)

233 so... 1990s are too dated and you're going to replace them with the best technology of the 1940s?

clearly, i need to step up my anachronism game.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 23, 2018 11:54 AM



Sure. Why not?
That was flying! Speed, power, pure fun.
And no traffic.

But OK, if a car then 1970 Charger.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (neVEe)

234 West Hollywood Honors Porn Actress Stormy Daniels With Keys To The City

-
Living down to my expectations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

235 She was in a movie some years ago, well after that show, and her Oscar, where she was playing an aging Soap Opera star. I don't remember the name of the film, but I do remember it being quite good. And she was excellent, of course.


Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 11:53 AM (9chmE)


From 1991, Soapdish.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8mjplo

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (kqsXK)

236 215 Q: How come hackers don't make viruses for Macs?

A: Because they come right out of the box as a lousy piece of crap that'll never work well for anything, anywhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:58 AM (UiRxW)

Most
Applications
Crash
If
Not
The
Operating
System
Hangs

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (WDCYi)

237 Macs are not the impregnable fortress that they are constantly touted to be.

Posted by: The Flying Pope at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (vtcmf)

238 I have never had any virus issues with all the Macs I have owned.... it is a bonus...
---
I used to prefer Macs, but I'm done. This is the LAST time I'll ever have one of these. They've lost every competitive advantage. PCs are just better in every way, anymore.

I think Apple is just abandoning it's professional users... they've been doing it in software for years, and it's the turn of the hardware, now.

This thing is a bad joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:02 PM (UiRxW)

239 First, having attended Catholic schools, with shedloads of nuns, they came in all shapes and sizes... the habits, I mean. The nuns tended to be either thin and frumpy or fat and frumpy.

As for Sally Field being high, I just think the show's producers wanted to get some upskirt opportunities.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)

We liked it when they wore the old habits, all the way to the ground with a YUGE rosary hanging from them. You could hear them coming a mile away.

They switched to the 'newer' habit and a smaller rosary. We was hosed...they caught us doing something every time.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:03 PM (Enq6K)

240 >>West Hollywood Honors Porn Actress Stormy Daniels With Keys To The City


Uh, isn't West Hollywood kinda like Provincetown IYKWIM?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

241 Very, very attractive, and clearly a leftover design from when Ford owned Jaguar. "

No need. Current design team is led by a Aussie and Brit.

Surprise, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (7LY+6)

242 Love my iPad, love my iPhone..... but I do have a Winders desktop when I do my boring stuff.....

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (zSVEm)

243 Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (WDCYi)
---
I love this. And so, so, so true. Every word.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (UiRxW)

244 ]Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

Haiti. Everybody there hates her (and her priapic husband) passionately. I heard this from a woman in my church whose son does missionary work in that country.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (8nK6H)

245 Sally Field was always a left winger.Starring in crap like Norma Rae.She was teh hawt though.
Posted by: steevy


Gidget.

Off my lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (GWDdA)

246 Just heard some liberal call in on radio and rant that Trump is paranoid and horrible and FBI is just trying to keep us safe and, get this, THIS IS AMERICA! The govt doesn't spy on people you paranoid nutcases!
Un-f***ing-believable. I'm tempted to think it was just somebody trying to do a parody of a liberal but they have become so unhinged that is no longer necessary.

Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (MxEKc)

247 237 Macs are not the impregnable fortress that they are constantly touted to be.
Posted by: The Flying Pope

Nobody finds it worthwhile to even knock at the door. Show me anybody using an Apple server. I'll wait.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)

248 Detailed description of the Kilauea magma system (USGS).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3kKCxXIF5c

I had the impression a few days ago that they did not really understand it yet. One of the USGS folks said as much in response to questions. So I think this is quite new.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 23, 2018 11:47 AM (vWMNq)


========

They had to shut down an electrical power plant the other day because the lava had flowed into it.

Has Jennifer Lawrence offered a theory on why this is occurring? Is it some kind of karma that the Hawaiians brought upon themselves?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (/qEW2)

249 Frances wants to change the lord's prayer ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqvP1q5JXV8

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 23, 2018 11:56 AM (vWMNq)


Not clicking the link. So yeah, Fresh Frank, go ahead and change it. It's not like these are the words of Jesus or anything.


I mean, the prayer doens't say anything about Lucifer, so maybe you want to update it. Make it more in line with your idea of what the Church should be.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (9chmE)

250 West Hollywood Honors Porn Actress Stormy Daniels With Keys To The City

And to think that barely 100 years ago, Hollywood boarding houses had signs in the windows reading, No Jews, dogs or actors.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (kqsXK)

251 Borgward Isabella.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 23, 2018 11:46 AM (xkgZh)

They were a nice little car. I knew a guy at university who drove one. Too bad they never made it in the marketplace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (WFV7d)

252 Families Of Sandy Hook Victims, FBI Agent File Defamation Suit Against Alex Jones

His actions were despicable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)

253 Haiti. Everybody there hates her (and her priapic husband) passionately. I heard this from a woman in my church whose son does missionary work in that country.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (8nK6H)

We have some neighbors that do missionary work in Haiti. Just came back from being there a year. Think I'll ask her about the Clinton's next time I see her.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (Enq6K)

254 Posted by: chicagolurker at May 23, 2018 11:55 AM (lWxOx)

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Dr. Pug Mahon at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (xPJvm)

255 Frankie.... just " Relax".....

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (zSVEm)

256 239 First, having attended Catholic schools, with shedloads of nuns, they came in all shapes and sizes... the habits, I mean. The nuns tended to be either thin and frumpy or fat and frumpy.

As for Sally Field being high, I just think the show's producers wanted to get some upskirt opportunities.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)

We liked it when they wore the old habits, all the way to the ground with a YUGE rosary hanging from them. You could hear them coming a mile away.

They switched to the 'newer' habit and a smaller rosary. We was hosed...they caught us doing something every time.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:03 PM



Is it time for the Dirty Habit joke, or did I miss that?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (neVEe)

257 We liked it when they wore the old habits, all the way to the ground with a YUGE rosary hanging from them. You could hear them coming a mile away.
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:03 PM (Enq6K)


Yeah, but if they caught you, the rosary's crucifix could be used as a weapon. Trust me on this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (8nK6H)

258 >>I had the impression a few days ago that they did not really understand it yet.


The Science isn't settled?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (KereL)

259 How come hackers don't make viruses for Macs?


---

I like Macs (and linux), but I suspect it's probably similar to people buying Teslas. Not as much return on investment when 99% of computer buyers are going to get a Windows machine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (VgKNm)

260 Bubba probably caught some really exotic STD's in Haiti....

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (LiyEm)

261 the city of West Hollywood will open up for any sleazebag if there is money and fame in it. Stormy Daniels is a perfect fit

Posted by: the Cook County Coroner at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (XO+cO)

262 off Frankensock

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 12:07 PM (XO+cO)

263 Sister Janet kind of sounds like Maddy Prior.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 23, 2018 12:07 PM (3DZIZ)

264 First, having attended Catholic schools, with
shedloads of nuns, they came in all shapes and sizes... the habits, I
mean. The nuns tended to be either thin and frumpy or fat and frumpy.



As for Sally Field being high, I just think the show's producers wanted to get some upskirt opportunities.



Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)



We liked it when they wore the old habits, all the way to the ground
with a YUGE rosary hanging from them. You could hear them coming a
mile away.



They switched to the 'newer' habit and a smaller rosary. We was hosed...they caught us doing something every time.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:03 PM (Enq6K)


We had nuns that didn't just have bad habits, but no habits at all!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 12:07 PM (9chmE)

265 "Previous medalists include U.S. Federal Reserve
Chair Janet Yellen, Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
former U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Dole, and former Secretary of State
Madeleine Albright."



-- Harvard's Radcliffe Institute





ugh

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 11:48 AM (EzdLW)

So "hive of scum and villainy", then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 12:07 PM (WFV7d)

266 You want a cone of silence?

https://cnet.co/2KO0OE9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

267 They were a nice little car. I knew a guy at university who drove one. Too bad they never made it in the marketplace.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 12:05 PM (WFV7d)


I felt like such an oddball, because ours was the only family who had one, in the town I grew up in.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (8nK6H)

268 100 saw a great car - replica of a posrwar "lakester" car to push dry lake speed record cars started. 30s era fiberglass body with embedded real rust patches for a vintage look. think it was on a circa 2006 corvette frame and motor. faux fiberglass vintage motor element over real motor under hood. total stealth. driver adjustable rise and lower suspension. chased him thru socal costal canyons. good times.

did he have some of those hubcaps that are designed to look like your car has fancy disc brakes?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (sGtp+)

269 Yeah, but if they caught you, the rosary's crucifix could be used as a weapon. Trust me on this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (8nK6H)

They could make a weapon out of most things in the classroom. Like an army of MacGyvers.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (Enq6K)

270 260 Bubba probably caught some really exotic STD's in Haiti....
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (LiyEm)


I was worried I might end up on Hillary, but no fear!

Posted by: Haemophilus ducreyi at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (CPk08)

271 SC Code for DUI


SECTION 56-5-2930. Operating
motor vehicle while under influence of alcohol or drugs; penalties;
enrollment in Alcohol and Drug Safety Action Program; prosecution.




(A) It is unlawful for a person to drive a motor vehicle within this
State while under the influence of alcohol to the extent that the
person's faculties to drive a motor vehicle are materially and
appreciably impaired, under the influence of any other drug or a
combination of other drugs or substances which cause impairment to the
extent that the person's faculties to drive a motor vehicle are
materially and appreciably impaired, or under the combined influence of
alcohol and any other drug or drugs or substances which cause impairment
to the extent that the person's faculties to drive a motor vehicle are
materially and appreciably impaired. A person who violates the
provisions of this section is guilty of the offense of driving under the
influence and, upon conviction, entry of a plea of guilty or of nolo
contendere, or forfeiture of bail must be punished as follows. . .



Notice it says "motor vehicle" so you would think no DUI for drunk horse riding.


But they fix that with a separate code that says people riding "animals" will be treated the same under the laws as those driving motor vehicles. Ergo, a horse is a motor vehicle for the purpose of the DUI (and other laws).



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

272 Is it time for the Dirty Habit joke, or did I miss that?


Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 12:06 PM (neVEe)


You could watch Glenda Jackson in 1977s Nasty Habits

https://tinyurl.com/y8cqahl5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 12:09 PM (kqsXK)

273 263 Sister Janet kind of sounds like Maddy Prior.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 23, 2018 12:07 PM (3DZIZ)


I think she sounds like any number of other female vocalists of the early 70s.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:09 PM (8nK6H)

274 Florida man

Florida man

da da da da Florida can...

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:09 PM (+lOpA)

275 Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.

Haiti.
Everybody there hates her (and her priapic husband) passionately. I
heard this from a woman in my church whose son does missionary work in
that country.



Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM

---

The weird thing with Haiti is that it sits on an Island with another Country that is very prosperous by the standards of that region while Haiti is a $hit hole in constant crisis mode due to all of the corruption.


I don't believe we sent anywhere near the money and people to the DR after the latest Hurricane that devastated both Countries not just Haiti as the msm would have you believe.


All that separate the Dominican Republic from Haiti is an imaginary line drawn down the center of the Island.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (+Dllb)

276 Clinton criminal foundation is having a gala Thursday.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (LiyEm)

277 Something I enjoy is still seeing the little Apple stickers on the back of cars. Wow, you've got an Apple product? So does my grandmother and lots of other retired elderly folks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (VgKNm)

278 But they fix that with a separate code that says people riding "animals" will be treated the same under the laws as those driving motor vehicles. Ergo, a horse is a motor vehicle for the purpose of the DUI (and other laws).

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

So wait, what happens when someone rides the Paolo?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (72PAC)

279 Texas Democrats nominated their first Hispanic lesbian gubernatorial candidate

-
Well, isn't that special?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)

280 They could make a weapon out of most things in the classroom. Like an army of MacGyvers.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (Enq6K)


Yeah, those blackboard erasers could really leave a mark.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (8nK6H)

281 'Harvard University will honor Hillary Clinton on Friday with an award recognizing her "transformative impact on society."'

What? She did. She transformed us from people that thought they could trust the FBI into people that knew they couldn't.

Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2018 12:11 PM (U7voe)

282 It looks like the Jerk Sock aka Paul Ryan is trying to ram through amnesty before he bails. I fvcking hate the R party.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 23, 2018 12:11 PM (r9UYA)

283 So, does the Dominican Republic have lots of voodoo, also?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:11 PM (zSVEm)

284 I think I wore Paolo out.

Posted by: Mrs Krang at May 23, 2018 12:11 PM (XO+cO)

285 275 All that separate the Dominican Republic from Haiti is an imaginary line drawn down the center of the Island.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (+Dllb)

Spanish > French, apparently.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 12:12 PM (WDCYi)

286 NFL announces new National Anthem Policy...

It's up to each individual team.

NFL owners approved it.

Way to take a stand...pun intended.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:12 PM (Enq6K)

287 >>Spanish > French, apparently.


In everything except BO.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 12:12 PM (KereL)

288 I am in full support of Jerry Dunleavy's simple proposal, a sacrifice I am fully willing to make in the name of compromise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)

289 You have to wonder who it was who came up with the idea of a TV series about a nun who could use her headgear to fly around. Was he high?
Posted by: OregonMuse


In an era of shows about talking horses, and even mothers reincarnated as vehicles, it wasn't that weird.

Okay, it was.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I remember when there was no Nunavut at May 23, 2018 12:12 PM (gRZfJ)

290 You could watch Glenda Jackson in 1977s Nasty Habits

https://tinyurl.com/y8cqahl5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 12:09 PM



Ooooohhhhh...there's a name I haven't heard of in awhile. She had it going on back in the day.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 12:13 PM (neVEe)

291 Just heard some liberal call in on radio and rant that Trump is paranoid and horrible and FBI is just trying to keep us safe and, get this, THIS IS AMERICA! The govt doesn't spy on people you paranoid nutcases!
Un-f***ing-believable. I'm tempted to think it was just somebody trying to do a parody of a liberal but they have become so unhinged that is no longer necessary.
Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2018 12:04 PM (MxEKc)


========

My theory is that they deliberately make obtuse statements like this to irritate conservatives by defending the indefensible. It's a kind of trolling. They think conservatives will be too dumb to refute them. If they can win the argument by using flawed, hypocritical logic, well that just proves what superior intellects they have.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 12:13 PM (/qEW2)

292 So, does the Dominican Republic have lots of voodoo, also?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:11 PM (zSVEm)


I would guess they go with Santeria in the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 12:13 PM (uSurQ)

293 If it were shown in emails that CNN and NYT were colluding with the CIA to actually print knowingly false information and then hang it on Republicans/Trump, could the WH essentially give them the "death penalty" by excluding any of their operatives from WH briefing and all other functions? You know for a stated period time, so you know that they can get their house in order.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 12:13 PM (ymnmz)

294 In an era of shows about talking horses, and even mothers reincarnated as vehicles, it wasn't that weird.

Okay, it was.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I remember when there was no Nunavut

drugs were better back then

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2018 12:13 PM (FZYNt)

295 All that separate the Dominican Republic from Haiti is an imaginary line drawn down the center of the Island.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (+Dllb)


A number of weeks ago on the Rant thread, I posted an aerial photo of the border region between Haiti and the Dominican Republic, and the difference was night and day. And not in a good way for Haiti.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:13 PM (8nK6H)

296 What? She did. She transformed us from people that thought they could trust the FBI into people that knew they couldn't.

Yeah there's nothing implicitly positive about that award. Hitler was enormously transformative in Germany, so was Pol Pot in Cambodia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)

297

Prettiest domestic car is the 61 Pontiac Bonneville. The stance and wheel openings just work. Plus they got the profile ( shared by the 61 Impala bubbletop ) perfect.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2018 12:14 PM (S/hVx)

298 The question is, are they listening?"
............

LA LA LA LA LA LA *fingers in ears*flies unzipped*
- GOP

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2018 12:14 PM (HgMAr)

299 >>280
They could make a weapon out of most things in the classroom. Like an army of MacGyvers.

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 12:08 PM (Enq6K)

Yeah, those blackboard erasers could really leave a mark.

Sister Mary Christa used one of those hickory pointing sticks. That thing never left her hand. Ever. She could disembowel a kid before he/she even realized what was happening. She scared the shit out of me.


Posted by: Under Fire at May 23, 2018 12:14 PM (r9UYA)

300 Very, very attractive, and clearly a leftover design from when Ford owned Jaguar. "

No need. Current design team is led by a Aussie and Brit.


Let's see, it's 2018. So it was two and a half decades ago that Ford decided to replace the Scorpio/Granada (not the US Granada, the Euro low-end exec car).

So they cooked up a new platform, then they bought Jaguar and decided not to sell it as a Ford in Europe, and after an almost interminable development period they put the Jag S-Type and Lincoln LS on the market.

The only modern sedan ever engineered for a Ford nameplate.

Over at BMW there was an Anglophile named Wolfgang Reitzle, he ran around buying up the remnants of the collapsed UK auto industry but the Quandt family (BMW is a privately-held company and TINY by industry standards) got tired of pouring money into Rover Group and gave Reitzle the clown-cannon treatment.

He landed at the Blue Oval, bought the Land Rover operation, proceeded to try to stratify the Ford brands so that Lincoln would not compete with his pet Jaguar and Land Rover brands.

Ford had no clue how much capital would be needed to fix Jag and LR, and for whatever reason was insufficiently brutal in combining those two operations. In the end Reitzle got the heave-ho and his German banker friends parked him in a sinecure running an industrial-gas outfit.

Ford sold JLR to the Indians (oh, and they'd picked up Volvo in the meanwhile, and they sold that to the Chinese, they were in serious financial doo-doo).

So they hunkered down to being a purveyor of low-end stuff and trucks, which is where they remain now. They've decided to ditch cars and just peddle a few little crossovers, and of course the trucks, they're following the Isuzu model.

I'm done with Ford.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 12:14 PM (FfIBA)

301 295 All that separate the Dominican Republic from Haiti is an imaginary line drawn down the center of the Island.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (+Dllb)

A number of weeks ago on the Rant thread, I posted an aerial photo of the border region between Haiti and the Dominican Republic, and the difference was night and day. And not in a good way for Haiti.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 23, 2018 12:13 PM (8nK6H)

============

That country's been a shithole since they genocided all of the whites back in the early 1800s.

Posted by: Jackal at May 23, 2018 12:14 PM (Vzme2)

302 Harvard University will honor Hillary Clinton on Friday with an award recognizing her "transformative impact on society."


lol

Bronco got a Nobel for doing nothing, while manbearpig got one for spreading hysterics.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 12:15 PM (Dp6qK)

303 But they fix that with a separate code that says people riding "animals" will be treated the same under the laws as those driving motor vehicles. Ergo, a horse is a motor vehicle for the purpose of the DUI (and other laws).

Posted by: Vic


Tell them to quit trying to look cute.

Just come out and say, "we're taking your money".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 12:15 PM (GWDdA)

304 Wht does TRump not like perosons of coler ?????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 12:16 PM (qM84C)

305 Yeah there's nothing implicitly positive about that award. Hitler was enormously transformative in Germany, so was Pol Pot in Cambodia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)


We used to be just quiet little astrocytes, but got pretty damned transformed.

Posted by: McCain's Glioblastoma at May 23, 2018 12:16 PM (CPk08)

306 Harvard University will honor Hillary Clinton on Friday with an award recognizing her "transformative impact on society."
..........

Will she have to climb any steps to receive it?
Because that could be hilarious.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2018 12:16 PM (HgMAr)

307 304 Wht does TRump not like perosons of coler ?????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 12:16 PM (qM84C)

Orange is a coler.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 12:16 PM (Dp6qK)

308 In an era of shows about talking horses, and even mothers reincarnated as vehicles, it wasn't that weird.

Okay, it was.



Anything with a laugh track is bizarre.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:17 PM (+lOpA)

309 Holy sh*t. Harvard is really giving Mecha Hillary their Transformer award?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 12:17 PM (VgKNm)

310 While I admit it would be challenging, I wonder if drunk Pogo-sticking is against the law.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2018 12:17 PM (xBSm0)

311 Haiti has a mountain on their side of the island. Way back it was covered with a thick forest. Slaves escaped and made it to the top of the mountain where they practiced gorilla warfare. The slave holders finally just burned all the trees on the mountain to get to them and it has been a hell hole since then

Posted by: LMD Outer Baner at May 23, 2018 12:17 PM (YuQLm)

312 302 Harvard University will honor Hillary Clinton on Friday with an award recognizing her "transformative impact on society the floorboards of 2016 Chevy Suburban."

FIFY.

Posted by: The Secret Service at May 23, 2018 12:17 PM (nNdYv)

313 Ford sold JLR to the Indians (oh, and they'd picked up Volvo in the meanwhile, and they sold that to the Chinese, they were in serious financial doo-doo).

So they hunkered down to being a purveyor of low-end stuff and trucks, which is where they remain now. They've decided to ditch cars and just peddle a few little crossovers, and of course the trucks, they're following the Isuzu model.


Tata?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 12:17 PM (GWDdA)

314 Will she have to climb any steps to receive it?

Because that could be hilarious.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2018 12:16 PM (HgMAr)

Maybe they will rent a crane. Hook on to her back brace and fly her to the stage.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 23, 2018 12:18 PM (aVYsC)

315 Mary C. has been active this morning. Must be jealous that Hillz is receiving an award and Xhe isn't.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 12:18 PM (neVEe)

316 "Truman transform us good and hard"
--Nagasaki and Hiroshima

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)

317 (26 I always wondered where that design theme came from. I saw a "rat" Lakester once. Carefully painted to look rusted, it was obviously a rat, but the overall style was just odd.
The running gear was first rate, sometimes period correct, sometimes not.

Posted by: ro-man at May 23, 2018 12:18 PM (RuIsu)

318 311 Haiti has a mountain on their side of the island.

Hank Johnson better introduce legislation to build one on the other side, just in case.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 12:19 PM (pxOl8)

319 I smoked Three Nuns...............................baccy.

Posted by: saf at May 23, 2018 12:19 PM (5IHGB)

320 Keep plucking that chicken!

Michelle Obama took to Instagram on Tuesday to share a photo of herself posing as a young student at Princeton University in the early 1980s

She said being a first-generation college student was scary for her at the time
"I was black and from a working-class neighborhood in Chicago, while Princeton's student body was generally white and well-to-do," she wrote. Michelle also said she had "never stood out in a crowd or a classroom because of the color of [her] skin" before that time.



You'd think she was the first person who's ever felt like a fish out of water at an east coast ivy because she wasn't an east coast prep student. Yeah, it was your skin color, that's it...
*headslap*


Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

321 Florida man

Florida man

da da da da Florida can...

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:09 PM (+lOpA)


I hear that to the tune of "Particle Man."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM (kqsXK)

322 Those facial tatts work for Nancy Pelosi. they make her look evil so they capture the inner Nancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM (nBr1j)

323 I am proud to announce that I am the honorary host of the 2018 Brattleboro Gay Pride Day Parade!! What have you done to make this a better cuntry ?????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM (qM84C)

324 Tata?

JLR is Tata. Reverse colonization if you like, the empire comes back to take over the mother country's industry.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (FfIBA)

325 277 Something I enjoy is still seeing the little Apple stickers on the back of cars. Wow, you've got an Apple product? So does my grandmother and lots of other retired elderly folks.

bonus if it's a rainbow apple, denoting an apple ][

Posted by: Anachronda at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (sGtp+)

326 "I was black and from a working-class neighborhood in Chicago, while Princeton's student body was generally white and well-to-do," she wrote. Michelle also said she had "never stood out in a crowd or a classroom because of the color of [her] skin" before that time.


You'd think she was the first person who's ever felt like a fish out of water at an east coast ivy because she wasn't an east coast prep student. Yeah, it was your skin color, that's it...
*headslap*



WTF???
Posted by: The Little Rock 9

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (GWDdA)

327 She said being a first-generation college student was scary for her at the time
"I was black and from a working-class neighborhood in Chicago, while Princeton's student body was generally white and well-to-do," she wrote. Michelle also said she had "never stood out in a crowd or a classroom because of the color of [her] skin" before that time.

You'd think she was the first person who's ever felt like a fish out of water at an east coast ivy because she wasn't an east coast prep student. Yeah, it was your skin color, that's it...
*headslap*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

Try being a returning adult student you race-hustling theyby.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (Dp6qK)

328 So what did Michelle O look like in the 80's.... really big??? Or just willowy?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (zSVEm)

329 Somebody needs to pist Mooch's whitey hating thesis again.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (LiyEm)

330 Holy sh*t. Harvard is really giving Mecha Hillary their Transformer award?


Thredwinner award.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (+lOpA)

331 >>She said being a first-generation college student was scary for her at the time
"I was black and from a working-class neighborhood in Qo'onoS.


Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (KereL)

332 323 I am proud to announce that I am the honorary host of the 2018 Brattleboro Gay Pride Day Parade!! What have you done to make this a better cuntry ?????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM (qM84C)


well.....

Posted by: McCain's Glioblastoma at May 23, 2018 12:22 PM (CPk08)

333 Or just willowy?

More like oak-y

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 12:22 PM (pxOl8)

334 You'd think she was the first person who's ever felt like a fish out of water at an east coast ivy because she wasn't an east coast prep student. Yeah, it was your skin color, that's it...
*headslap*
____________________________________

Oh, you got an opportunity to learn alongside white people? You're welcome.

Stop whining.

And to think you wasted all of that education on becoming a preachy lunch lady.

Fool.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2018 12:22 PM (nNdYv)

335 329 Somebody needs to pist Mooch's whitey hating thesis again.

I'd be happy to pist on it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 12:22 PM (pxOl8)

336 311 Haiti has a mountain on their side of the island. Way back it was covered with a thick forest. Slaves escaped and made it to the top of the mountain where they practiced gorilla warfare. The slave holders finally just burned all the trees on the mountain to get to them and it has been a hell hole since then


I hope that's a program on The Gorilla Channel. Trump would watch it for sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (nBr1j)

337 None of her white student colleagues rubbed off on her, apparently.... white student cooties and all....

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (zSVEm)

338 230
>>Name one thing in "society" Hillary Clinton transformed.







These awards are the way Lefties provide each other
"accomplishments" for their CV. The Wikipedia list of awards Hillary has
received is astounding when you consider that no one can name actual
measurable, tangible accomplishments. "Being a strong voice for women
around the world" means nothing except that she likes to give speeches
about women, and so on.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:01 PM (W+vEI)

Of all the women in the world that could be showered with accolades for their accomplishments, they give one to the Bollard Queen of Chappaqua for getting up in the morning and shuffling onto their stage.

The most traveled SoS, indeed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (ymnmz)

339 323 I am proud to announce that I am the honorary host of the 2018 Brattleboro Gay Pride Day Parade!! What have you done to make this a better cuntry ?????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM


I was just selected to be the President of the Seattle Chicken Pluckers Union #313.
Our Motto: If you see a Chicken, Pluck it!


Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (neVEe)

340 321 Florida man

Florida man

da da da da Florida can...

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:09 PM (+lOpA)

I hear that to the tune of "Particle Man."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM (kqsXK)


Particle man hates Florida man,

cause he crapped on his floor and wiped with his hand.

What do you do?

Florida man.

*accordion*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (Dp6qK)

341 So they hunkered down to being a purveyor of low-end stuff and trucks,
which is where they remain now. They've decided to ditch cars and just
peddle a few little crossovers, and of course the trucks, they're
following the Isuzu model.


---

I love, love, LOVE that the federal government destroyed station wagons and is essentially solely responsible for the huge market for SUVs, and now we've reached the point where a major manufacturer is no longer even going to sell small fuel-efficient cars in the U.S.

That's such a feel good story.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (VgKNm)

342
"'Harvard University will honor Hillary Clinton on Friday with an award recognizing her "transformative impact on society."'



What? She did. She transformed us from people that thought they could trust the FBI into people that knew they couldn't.

Posted by: Vanya"
She definitely transformed the concept of charitable foundation.

Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2018 12:24 PM (MxEKc)

343 Think about what I was going through.

Posted by: Princeton University Gynecologist at May 23, 2018 12:24 PM (KereL)

344 Micheal Obama is correct about persons of no color being racist against persons of color.....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 12:24 PM (qM84C)

345 Somebody needs to pist Mooch's whitey hating thesis again.
Posted by: steevy


I pisted on my copy and it fell apart.

Much like her thesis.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 12:24 PM (GWDdA)

346 Trump is showing the GOP(e) how to fight the progressive hive and its allies in the potatohead media. The question is, are they listening?"



This question assumes that the GOPe is even interested in winning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:24 PM (CPfoe)

347 Those facial tatts work for Nancy Pelosi. they make her look evil so they capture the inner Nancy.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM (nBr1j)



That shop is a keeper.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:25 PM (+lOpA)

348 328 So what did Michelle O look like in the 80's.... ?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:21 PM (zSVEm)

Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 12:25 PM (WDCYi)

349 If it has wheels, one can be charged with a DUI.

Florida Man needs to move north, then.

Dogsleds got no wheels, baby!

Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2018 12:26 PM (JGBbg)

350 Particle man hates Florida man,

cause he crapped on his floor and wiped with his hand.

What do you do?

Florida man.

*accordion*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (Dp6qK)


LOL!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 23, 2018 12:27 PM (kqsXK)

351 Very important post at CTH today.

The pieces are beginning to fall into place.

Posted by: anon2 at May 23, 2018 12:27 PM (v6UKb)

352 346 Trump is showing the GOP(e) how to fight the progressive hive and its allies in the potatohead media. The question is, are they listening?"

This question assumes that the GOPe is even interested in winning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:24 PM

Seeing the OTHER news of the GOPe forcing through an amnesty vote, I don't think they're getting the message.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 23, 2018 12:28 PM (3MG/9)

353 Florida Man must not be allowed to reproduce with Florida Woman or we are doomed.

Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2018 12:28 PM (MxEKc)

354 352 346 Trump is showing the GOP(e) how to fight the progressive hive and its allies in the potatohead media. The question is, are they listening?"

This question assumes that the GOPe is even interested in winning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2018 12:24 PM

Seeing the OTHER news of the GOPe forcing through an amnesty vote, I don't think they're getting the message.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 23, 2018 12:28 PM (3MG/9)


Hey! Those hedges aren't gonna trim themselves.....

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:29 PM (zSVEm)

355 Florida Man must not be allowed to reproduce with Florida Woman or we are doomed.

=====

I doubt even Florida Man wants to bang Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 12:29 PM (K5VZP)

356 Seeing the OTHER news of the GOPe forcing through an amnesty vote, I don't think they're getting the message.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 23, 2018 12:28 PM (3MG/9)



They're staying bought.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 12:30 PM (+lOpA)

357 Oh, just saw this - Trump was tweeting at 4:00am again:

Look how things have turned around on the Criminal Deep State. They go after Phony Collusion with Russia, a made up Scam, and end up getting caught in a major SPY scandal the likes of which this country may never have seen before! What goes around, comes around!


SPYGATE could be one of the biggest political scandals in history!



The Trumpening will come soon, I think!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

358 353 Florida Man must not be allowed to reproduce with Florida Woman or we are doomed.

Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2018 12:28 PM (MxEKc)

Where do you think manatees come from?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 12:30 PM (Dp6qK)

359 All that separate the Dominican Republic from Haiti is an imaginary line drawn down the center of the Island.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2018 12:10 PM (+Dllb)
+++++++++
I suspect communism might be a factor. In the '60s, DR kicked theirs out (with a little uninvited help from a USMC amphibious landing and limited occupation after their rebels started shooting at our embassy and evacuation helicopters) and Haiti didn't.

Also, that little forgotten war in the DR was the genesis of what became the Johnson Doctrine of "no communist revolutions in the western hemisphere."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 12:30 PM (I2dne)

360 358 Where do you think manatees come from?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 12:30 PM (Dp6qK)

Indiana.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 12:31 PM (WDCYi)

361 Hey! Those hedges aren't gonna trim themselves.....
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2018 12:29 PM

Yeah! And who's going to clean your toilet?

Posted by: Kelly Osbourne at May 23, 2018 12:31 PM (3MG/9)

362 Gators skeeve me out. And I live in the land of grizzly bears, ratttlesnakes and scorpions.

But Florida can keep its giant scaly man-eating dinosaur iguanas.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 12:31 PM (pxOl8)

363 A Georgetown Party? No?, ok, not interested.

Posted by: GOPe at May 23, 2018 12:31 PM (n13/j)

364 341
So they hunkered down to being a purveyor of low-end stuff and trucks,

which is where they remain now. They've decided to ditch cars and just

peddle a few little crossovers, and of course the trucks, they're

following the Isuzu model.



---

I love, love, LOVE that the federal government
destroyed station wagons and is essentially solely responsible for the
huge market for SUVs, and now we've reached the point where a major
manufacturer is no longer even going to sell small fuel-efficient cars
in the U.S.

That's such a feel good story.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 12:23 PM (VgKNm




Where have all the small pickups goooooone?



Long time happenin.


Where have all the small pickups goooooone?


Long time ago.



No one makes them small,



Mid size to large, that is all.


Where have all the small pick ups gooooone?



Posted by: Melanie, Paul and Mary at May 23, 2018 12:31 PM (ymnmz)

365 Ace nood

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 12:31 PM (7HtZB)

366 I am proud to announce that I am the honorary host of the 2018 Brattleboro Gay Pride Day Parade!! What have you done to make this a better cuntry ?????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2018 12:20 PM

What duties are expected of the "host" of such an event?

Posted by: BignJames at May 23, 2018 12:32 PM (0+nbW)

367 The Trumpening will come soon, I think!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

#twoweeeks


It was less than 4-6 months before Trump was vindicated on his obama tapped my wires tweets.


I foresee . . . PAINNNNNN!!

Posted by: Clubber Lang at May 23, 2018 12:32 PM (Dp6qK)

368 And then reality set in...

"NFL owners have unanimously approved a new national anthem policy that requires players to stand if they are on the field during the performance but gives them the option to remain in the locker room if they prefer, it was announced Wednesday."

Two years late, but still.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2018 12:33 PM (Boy/L)

369 http://bit.ly/2J3pDOW
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BREAKING=> FBI Agent at Mike Flynn Interrogation Is Ready to Testify Against McCabe, Strzok and Comey!

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 23, 2018 12:34 PM (y3aQB)

370 357
Oh, just saw this - Trump was tweeting at 4:00am again:



Look how things have turned around on the Criminal Deep State.
They go after Phony Collusion with Russia, a made up Scam, and end up
getting caught in a major SPY scandal the likes of which this country
may never have seen before! What goes around, comes around!





SPYGATE could be one of the biggest political scandals in history!





The Trumpening will come soon, I think!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)


Today I announce that a team of Attorneys General will be releasedd to investigate this matter far and wide.

They will be know as the Trumpenschlongen.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 23, 2018 12:34 PM (ymnmz)

371 369
http://bit.ly/2J3pDOW

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BREAKING=> FBI Agent at Mike Flynn Interrogation Is Ready to Testify Against McCabe, Strzok and Comey!

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 23, 2018 12:34 PM (y3aQB)


Sproing!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 12:34 PM (ymnmz)

372 Hellooooooo?

Anyone here?

Posted by: Preference Cascade at May 23, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)

373 Funny... I totally remember that song. It was oddly tied up in an era with all those anti-Vietnam hippie tunes like Billy, Don't Be A Hero and Tie A Yellow Ribbon. I think it was how I had any knowledge of the Lord's Prayer in my youth, as my family was of the more agnostic/atheist persuasion.

Posted by: red speck at May 23, 2018 12:45 PM (6Krd7)

374 "...it's vital that Apple has at least one professional product that's a serious workhorse capable of pushing the envelope in augmented and virtual reality, machine learning and other large, intensive industrial projects..."

www.cnbc.com/2018/04/05/
new-mac-pro-coming-in-2019-
with-apples-workflow-technology.html

Posted by: pogomip at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (dJfuI)

375 "9 Florida Man today is the bottom of the barrel. Without researching him, I bet he lives in the Keys" Actually, no. He's from Palm Bay. Not sure which bridge he was trying to cross.

I liked the nun song back in the day. I think that it freaked a lot of people out because it wasn't the traditional Lord's Prayer tune.

Posted by: Larry Geiger at May 23, 2018 02:07 PM (nX644)

376 Anything that covers up part of all of Nancy's ugly mug is fine by me. You can only botox and blast so much, Nan. Then you begin turning into The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Posted by: Yo Mama at May 23, 2018 05:36 PM (HLTe8)

377 That Florida Man is 54?

My father looks way better than that at 83.

Posted by: Aarradin at May 24, 2018 04:00 AM (5kvQv)

378 The Lords Prayer song...for decades I have thought of this song. My grandparents had this on vinyl and as a kid in single digits messing around with my uncles that were a few years older (split family) sneaking around and playing hide-n-seek and messing with their parents' record player in the early 80's I *vivdly* remember this song because it was so fetching. My family was active in the local Baptist church and while I became a scumbag while growing up, as a middle-aged man I have come back around and still recall this tune. When I saw the label of the item in the article, I thought "Oh please be that song" and it was. Thanks for digging it up.

Posted by: francis at May 24, 2018 09:59 PM (PEHsW)

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