Mid-Morning Open Thread

The Calling Of St. Matthew
Hendrick ter Brugghen

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Calling? Like with a phone?

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Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:21 AM (VXbIB)

2 Can you hear me now?

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:21 AM (8ikIW)

3 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 21, 2018 09:21 AM (ZQfW9)

4 Early conference call.

But, no donuts

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:22 AM (8ikIW)

5 Who? Me?

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2018 09:22 AM (0+nbW)

6 It cannae beat The Callin' O' The Pipes.

Posted by: Angus McDonald at May 21, 2018 09:23 AM (ctuyM)

7 Willowed:

Bisexual socialist/communist and antifa supporter.

Their rules. He's not just a guy who was interested in a girl.

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Nope, he was a stalker and a batterer.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 08:51 AM (2K6fY)

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Then we say the stalker and batterer was a bisexual socialist/communist and antifa supporter.

We didn't make the kid identify as Woke. We can only acknowledge it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 09:24 AM (VgKNm)

8 Bald with a beard?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2018 09:24 AM (mpXpK)

9 "Who me? You talkin to me?"

"Yeah. You. I'm saying it was you!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 09:24 AM (RkYsP)

10 "He did it!"
"No way, man! It was Mark here. Swear to you!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 09:24 AM (9BLnV)

11 ....Who's always throwing spit balls?

Who ME? YEAH YOU!....

...The Coasters...

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:25 AM (8ikIW)

12
What is this Prince Albert in a can?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2018 09:26 AM (PtOP4)

13 Mornin' Horde.

Got nothin' on this picture for now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 21, 2018 09:26 AM (AM1GF)

14 The Buggery of ter Brugghen?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:26 AM (WDCYi)

15 So St. Matthew was like Lois Lerner of his day?

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 21, 2018 09:26 AM (suO/a)

16 I shot the clerk?

I shot the clerk?

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2018 09:27 AM (+lOpA)

17 Dude in the pink shirt looks pretty femmy.

More proof that everyone in the Bible was LGBTQWTFBBQ

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 09:28 AM (Z5y53)

18 Is that guy on the far right wearing spectacles?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:28 AM (7uYFy)

19 Another example of cisheteropatriarchy!

No diversity, no peace!

Posted by: The Brattleboro Womyn's Resource Cente and Institute of Intersectional Theory and Praxis at May 21, 2018 09:28 AM (ctuyM)

20 Calling? Like with a phone?

********

Video call, duh. He was one of the 12 Di-skype-als.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:29 AM (m45I2)

21 I know that Renaissance painters used contemporary fashion norms when depicting earlier times. But, the guy with the pink shirt, flowing epaulets, and some kind of floral depiction on his head....What's up with that? I don't recall any of the disciples being fruits. Was he just one of the riffraff that hung around the bars the disciples frequented? And who is the guy with the wombat on his head?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 09:29 AM (9BLnV)

22 19 Is that guy on the far right wearing spectacles?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:28 AM (7uYFy)

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Evidence of time travel!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 09:29 AM (n9gGi)

23 I don't trust the guy in the red cape on the right.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:30 AM (7uYFy)

24 I don't trust the guy in the red cape on the right.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:30 AM (7uYFy)

i meant left....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:30 AM (7uYFy)

25 Looks like a community center bulletin board in the background.

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2018 09:30 AM (0+nbW)

26 . . . and suddenly the pasteboards aren't all that interesting any more?

The nice thing about mah-jong is that it is harder to hide a Seasons tile up your sleeve than an Ace or a Queen.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 09:31 AM (2K6fY)

27 Is that guy on the far right wearing spectacles?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:28 AM (7uYFy)

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Evidence of time travel!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The guy over glasses guy's shoulder is wearing a 3 Musketeers hat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 09:31 AM (RkYsP)

28 "Hello. Is this St. Matthew?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at May 21, 2018 09:31 AM (ga0eq)

29 If these guys in this painting look gay, it might be because the painter was gay and he's using all his gay friends as models....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:32 AM (7uYFy)

30 27 . . . and suddenly the pasteboards aren't all that interesting any more?

The nice thing about mah-jong is that it is harder to hide a Seasons tile up your sleeve than an Ace or a Queen.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 09:31 AM (2K6fY)

Shep prefers to hide the bamboo up his ass.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:32 AM (WDCYi)

31 Matthew the tax collector worked on behalf of the hated Roman Empire. Simon the Zealot wanted to throw off the Roman overlords and get back to self-governance.

So basically a Big Government guy and a Tea Party guy. That would have made for some interesting conversations around the disciples' campfire.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 21, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

32 Is the specs guy wearing armor?

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2018 09:33 AM (0+nbW)

33 And what's with the money on the table? Is it a collect call?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:33 AM (7uYFy)

34 If these guys in this painting look gay, it might be because the painter was gay and he's using all his gay friends as models....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:32 AM (7uYFy)

You can't see it, but they're all wearing Crocs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 09:33 AM (ga0eq)

35 Matthew knew he needed to go. He wanted to go. When confronted with a Holy God he was compelled to follow Him. His sin which I'm sure he was mentally challenged by was confronting him. You see as a Jewish tax collector you were really well off. He had everything he needed and it wasn't enough to make him happy. So in his desperation he submitted to Jesus. It's the only way to come to Christ, you have to be desperate. Beg God for mercy. He will give you mercy. He never runs out of mercy, but His patience is limited. It's the only way.

Posted by: Joe at May 21, 2018 09:33 AM (fYFzF)

36 Fascinating. The fourth from the left appears to be a proto-Klingon.

Posted by: Spock at May 21, 2018 09:33 AM (ctuyM)

37 He is wearing glasses. Glasses.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:35 AM (zSVEm)

38 Is that guy on the far right wearing spectacles?

*********

20/20 Hindsight - a limerick

A lens grinder named Arnold McPelf
Stumbled and fell off the shelf
Into his lens machine
'Twas an unsightly scene
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:35 AM (m45I2)

39 St. Matthew: "Are you pointin' at me?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 09:35 AM (ga0eq)

40 How are we supposed to know that's a saint if he doesn't have a halo?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 09:35 AM (ga0eq)

41 There is peeling wallpaper. Wallpaper.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:36 AM (zSVEm)

42 St. Matthew: "Are you pointin' at me?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 09:35 AM (ga0eq)

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"you talking to me??"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2018 09:36 AM (7uYFy)

43 My name is Sue.
How do you do?
NOW YOU GONNA DIE!!

Posted by: Sue at May 21, 2018 09:36 AM (xBSm0)

44 Matthew has always fascinated me. He had a lucrative business. Yet when Christ said, Come - he simply got up and walked away from it all. No discussion.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 21, 2018 09:37 AM (lwiT4)

45 39
20/20 Hindsight - a limerick

A lens grinder named Arnold McPelf
Stumbled and fell off the shelf
Into his lens machine
'Twas an unsightly scene
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:35 AM (m45I2)

Shouldn't have let Ace build those shelves...

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:38 AM (WDCYi)

46 Allahu ackbar!

John O. Brennan
@JohnBrennan
Senator McConnell and Speaker Ryan: If Mr. Trump continues along this disastrous path, you will bear major responsibility for the harm done to our democracy. You do a great disservice to our Nation and the Republican Party if you continue to enable Mr. Trump's self-serving actions.

Jeb wouldn't be stirring up trouble like this!

And thank you, John, for looking out for us Republicans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)

47 That would have made for some interesting conversations around the disciples' campfire."

"What have the Romans ever done for us? "

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:38 AM (7LY+6)

48 The Calling of St. Matthew

Red Rover, Red Rover
Send Matthew right over!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:39 AM (m45I2)

49 You can always tell if they are a saint if they have that " St." thing in front of their name... and they're balding, a,lot.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:39 AM (zSVEm)

50 And the father is ------->

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:39 AM (8ikIW)

51 The Calling of St. Matthew

Saint Matthew! Come on down. You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:41 AM (m45I2)

52 You can always tell if they are a saint if they have that " St." thing in front of their name... and they're balding, a,lot.
Posted by: kraken

Are you a Saint and have hair loss? Recently the government has filed a class action suit against the makers of the Bible.....

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:41 AM (8ikIW)

53 47 Jeb wouldn't be stirring up trouble like this!

And thank you, John, for looking out for us Republicans.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)

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He'd be so polite to the Democrats, you'd think he was one of them.

Hell, maybe he'd give the Democratic nominee for president an award!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 09:41 AM (n9gGi)

54 Wish Jesus would call that tax collector Lois home!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

55 The Calling of St. Matthew

"Promenade right and bow to your partner
Allemand left and dosey-do"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:42 AM (m45I2)

56
The Calling of St. Matthew

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Mathew, how are you?
Have you been alright through all those lonely
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?
That's what I'd say, I'd tell you everything
If you pick up that telephone, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh...oh.... Telephone line. Give me a sign.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 09:42 AM (8XRCm)

57 Oh, missed the morning thread.

good morning horde!

ICYMI check out a book review I posted yesterday of a Moron book, and scroll down to a free ebook that ibguy published at Lulu (will ask you for an email though)

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)

58 Saints are usually depicted as vexed, and perplexed.... sainting is definitely not a job for the average guy or girl...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:45 AM (zSVEm)

59 The Calling of St. Matthew

Operator, could you help me place this call?
See, the number on this scroll is old and faded...

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:45 AM (8ikIW)

60 I saw that bit about Hillary whipping out a Russkie hat at her Yale speech.

She's acting like a bride jilted at the altar.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 09:45 AM (hMwEB)

61 55 Wish Jesus would call that tax collector Lois home!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

The only Jesus she believes in is Chocolate Jeebus, President Amyl Nitrate himself.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:45 AM (WDCYi)

62 Keith Ellison is ostensible the deputy chairman, but effectively the chairman.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 21, 2018 09:46 AM (rnAwa)

63 I saw this in a link on Saturday and could not stop laughing.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85jn3pg

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 09:47 AM (xjiRE)

64 61 I saw that bit about Hillary whipping out a Russkie hat at her Yale speech.

She's acting like a bride jilted at the altar.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 09:45 AM (hMwEB)

VM, I think her new exoskeleton is chafing her, a lot, and causing behaviors that are entertaining... you must admit she is pretty comical now.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (zSVEm)

65 The Calling of St. Matthew

"Promenade right and bow to your partner
Allemand left and dosey-do"

You put your right leg in,
you put your right leg out...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (7LY+6)

66 St. Matthew: "Are you pointin' at me?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 09:35 AM (ga0eq)

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"you talking to me??"
Posted by: JoeF.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (RkYsP)

67 I tried calling a St. Matthew once, but it turned out they were out of season, so the DEP fined me.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (WDCYi)

68 She's acting like a bride jilted at the altar.

Bride of Frankenstein?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (kkyJg)

69 Long distance information give me Israel, Middle East
Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me
He could not leave her number but I know who placed the call
My uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (+y/Ru)

70 65 VM, I think her new exoskeleton is chafing her, a lot, and causing behaviors that are entertaining... you must admit she is pretty comical now.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (zSVEm)

Will nobody rid me of the meddlesome Robo-Hillary?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (WDCYi)

71 Operator, could you help me place this call?
See, the number on this scroll is old and faded..."

Call Me!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (7LY+6)

72 The only Jesus she believes in is Chocolate Jeebus, President Amyl Nitrate himself.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:45 AM (WDCYi)

Lois does not need to believe in Jesus to be called home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (JFO2v)

73
It just occurred to me.

Brian Selter looks EXACTLY like the banjo kid from "Deliverance", all gown up and over fed.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (8XRCm)

74 The dude with the armor plating is seriously about to open a can of whoopass.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (2Mnv1)

75 >>Call Me!

Maybe

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 09:50 AM (/tuJf)

76 You put your right leg in,
you put your right leg out...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (7LY+6)

What IF the hokey pokey is really what it is all about?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:50 AM (JFO2v)

77 11 This painting is homophobic because it does not show any sex-positive examples of buggery

Posted by: Militant Butt-Splunkers Association at May 21, 2018 09:24 AM (uU0DB)

OK I need therapy. Cause I laughed at the sock. But isn't it Spelunkers? Not Splunkers? What the fucking a splunker.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2018 09:50 AM (aljs9)

78 64 I saw this in a link on Saturday and could not stop laughing.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85jn3pg
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 09:47 AM (xjiRE)

Mona got back.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2018 09:50 AM (+lOpA)

79 Lois does not need to believe in Jesus to be called home.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (JFO2v)

Yeah, read it all in Psalms about evil, rich, haughty, weeds...getting just desserts, but not within our seeing.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 21, 2018 09:50 AM (suO/a)

80 Well, thank goodness no one called me to dance...

Posted by: St Vitus at May 21, 2018 09:51 AM (7LY+6)

81 65 VM, I think her new exoskeleton is chafing her, a lot, and causing behaviors that are entertaining... you must admit she is pretty comical now.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (zSVEm)

She's starting a stand-up comedy act?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 09:51 AM (hMwEB)

82 73 Lois does not need to believe in Jesus to be called home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (JFO2v)

I just have a feeling it's going to be Lucifer who calls ol' Lois home.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:51 AM (WDCYi)

83 This painting is homophobic because it does not show any sex-positive examples of buggery

Posted by: Militant Butt-Splunkers Association

It's a Buttskrieg!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:51 AM (+y/Ru)

84 Operator, could you help me place this call?
See, the number on this scroll is old and faded..."

Call Me!
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Here's my number. Call me maybe.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:51 AM (8ikIW)

85 What IF the hokey pokey is really what it is all about?"

We're truly F'd then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:52 AM (7LY+6)

86 61 I saw that bit about Hillary whipping out a Russkie hat at her Yale speech.

If you walked the stage after she spoke you would need to wipe a jar of mentholatum under your nose.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:52 AM (JFO2v)

87 80 Lois does not need to believe in Jesus to be called home.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (JFO2v)

Yeah, read it all in Psalms about evil, rich, haughty, weeds...getting just desserts, but not within our seeing.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 21, 2018 09:50 AM (suO/a)

I read in the Bible somewhere ( it IS a big book) that Man does not live just by Desserts alone...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:52 AM (zSVEm)

88 It doesn't really look like Jesus is pointing at him. Or looking at him either.

I can understand Mark's confusion.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 09:52 AM (yL25O)

89 Brian Selter looks EXACTLY like the banjo kid from "Deliverance", all gown up and over fed.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 09:49 AM (8XRCm)

That's Joe Scarbourogh.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (+lOpA)

90 "Who? WHO does not want to wear de ribbon?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (p/fi4)

91 We're truly F'd then...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:52 AM (7LY+6)

Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

92 I read in the Bible somewhere ( it IS a big book) that Man does not live just by Desserts alone...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:52 AM (zSVEm)

Cause BACON!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (aljs9)

93 Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!"

Charlie don't skate...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:54 AM (7LY+6)

94 I'm sure there's an art critic reason for this but there are six hands in the middle of the painting and almost all of them are pointing. They also are arranged very neatly around an arc. Not sure if that's supposed to guide the eye or what.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 09:54 AM (yL25O)

95 82 65 VM, I think her new exoskeleton is chafing her, a lot, and causing behaviors that are entertaining... you must admit she is pretty comical now.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (zSVEm)

She's starting a stand-up comedy act?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 09:51 AM (hMwEB)

I think now that I could watch her road show now, and be pretty well amused by her antics on stage... her total lack of self awareness as she froths is hilarious...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:54 AM (zSVEm)

96 Who me?

No, I'm pointing at the wall, idiot.
Yes YOU!

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:54 AM (8ikIW)

97 92 Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

ugh, nightmares of the f***ing Limbo...

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:55 AM (WDCYi)

98 94 Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!"

Charlie don't skate...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:54 AM (7LY+6)

Vietnam is over, damn it.

Let it go.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:55 AM (WDCYi)

99 Heh, just got a work e-mail inviting me to a training session for something-or-other. It said "RSVP's are mandatory."

I don't think s'il vous plait means what they think it means.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:55 AM (m45I2)

100 They also are arranged very neatly around an arc. Not sure if that's supposed to guide the eye or what.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 09:54 AM (yL25O)

It symbolizes The Arc of the Covenant.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (aljs9)

101 I think now that I could watch her road show now, and be pretty well amused by her antics on stage... her total lack of self awareness as she froths is hilarious...
Posted by: kraken

So Hillary is doing prop comedy now? The new Carrot Top?

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

102 I read in the Bible somewhere ( it IS a big book) that Man does not live just by Desserts alone...
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:52 AM (zSVEm)

...

When the righteous thrive, the people rejoice; when the wicked rule, the people groan.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (yL25O)

103 Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

ugh, nightmares of the f***ing Limbo...
Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:55 AM (WDCYi)

-------

WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA mah darling

knock.three.times..... on the ceiling i f you wa-a-ant me...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (8XRCm)

104 100 Heh, just got a work e-mail inviting me to a training session for something-or-other. It said "RSVP's are mandatory."

I don't think s'il vous plait means what they think it means.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:55 AM (m45I2)

Plait means it is a hair braiding get together, right?

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:57 AM (zSVEm)

105 We would like to invite you to a mandatory meeting.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2018 09:57 AM (aljs9)

106 Look out! Diane Fienkenstein is upset!

Sen Dianne Feinstein
@SenFeinstein
The president's statement indicating that he will order the Justice Department to investigate the FBI could not be more disturbing and reiterates his deep contempt for the rule of law.

Sen Dianne Feinstein
@SenFeinstein
The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The Justice Department is independent and serves the American people. Its job is to follow the facts and the law. Law enforcement investigations must be initiated and carried out free from political interference.

Covfefe One must be over target cause it's taking Flak!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

107 So if Nixon would have used FBI/CIA assets to break into DNC HQs, all would have been fine

Posted by: REDACTED at May 21, 2018 09:57 AM (Ymy4N)

108 Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

ugh, nightmares of the f***ing Limbo...
Posted by: Hikaru

♪ How low can you go? How low can you go? ♪

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 09:58 AM (RkYsP)

109 Volkswagen has announced a total recall of all St. Matthew sedans (model years AD 1-3)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 09:58 AM (m45I2)

110 Clearly Brennan has lost his mind.

"Former CIA Director (2013-17). Nonpartisan American who is very concerned about our collective future."

Indeed.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2018 09:58 AM (2Mnv1)

111 104 WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA mah darling

knock.three.times..... on the ceiling i f you wa-a-ant me...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (8XRCm)

Next is the KIDS SKATE *proceeds to play MC Hammer three times in a row*

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:58 AM (WDCYi)

112 J'accuse!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 09:58 AM (nBBdT)

113 99 94 Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!"

Charlie don't skate...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:54 AM (7LY+6)

Vietnam is over, damn it.

Let it go.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 0

Hard for him to skate, when he's always in the trees....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:58 AM (zSVEm)

114 So that is Jesus back left and in his foreground is someone with him (another disciple Simon or Andrew). Matthew is pointing at himself? Why me Lord?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:58 AM (JFO2v)

115 you must admit she is pretty comical now"

Yeah. Even amongst the few I know who supported her, the view is that she's gone far 'round the bend.

She's now in "Sunset Boulevard" territory...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (7LY+6)

116 So Hillary is doing prop comedy now? The new Carrot Top?
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

Huh....if only there was some kind of political leaning comedy show.

Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (+lOpA)

117 RSVPs are mandatory

---

That's the sender's job, right? You send out RSVPs. You don't send back RSVPs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (VgKNm)

118
Law enforcement investigations must be initiated and carried out free from political interference.

------

Unless two airlplanes meet at a Phoenix runway TOTALLY by happenstance, right?

bitch.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (8XRCm)

119 Unless you skated every saturday night at the local rink. All Skate!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

ugh, nightmares of the f***ing Limbo...
Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 09:55 AM (WDCYi)

-------

WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA mah darling

knock.three.times..... on the ceiling i f you wa-a-ant me...
Posted by: fixerupper

♪ Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree ♪

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (RkYsP)

120 The clothing definitely does not match the period depicted.

No, you disgusting morons, not that period, the time period.

/snark

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (JNTt1)

121 Feinstein is just trying to shore up her lefty street cred for election but it won't be enough. The far left has hijacked California's Dems so much so that Feinstein is too center left for them. Which actually might open up opportunities for the gop here in the jungle primary since the left are pretty divided amongst all their candidates.

Posted by: IC at May 21, 2018 10:00 AM (PEJUg)

122 116 She's now in "Sunset Boulevard" territory...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (7LY+6)

She's in "Mommie Dearest" territory at this point.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:00 AM (WDCYi)

123 Yeah, the glasses thing is rather strange. Almost if it were painted today, and he was holding an iPhone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:00 AM (7ThJ3)

124 116 you must admit she is pretty comical now"

Yeah. Even amongst the few I know who supported her, the view is that she's gone far 'round the bend.

She's now in "Sunset Boulevard" territory...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:59 AM (7LY+6)

Gloria Swanson time... with plastered on makeup, and wattles... who wouldn't like that???

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:00 AM (zSVEm)

125 When the righteous thrive, the people rejoice (starting Jan 20, 2017); when the wicked rule, the people groan(Started Jan 20, 2009).
Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (yL25O)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (JFO2v)

126 Didn't Obama send his DOJ to Ferguson and Charleston?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (VgKNm)

127 Vietnam is over, damn it.

Let it go."

Hey, I'm not the one bringing up the 70's 'round here.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (7LY+6)

128 Plait means it is a hair braiding get together, right?
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 09:57 AM

Only if they're Deplorable males, i.e. the plait of the common man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (ctuyM)

129 I saw that bit about Hillary whipping out a Russkie hat at her Yale speech.

-
Hillary Clinton to get Harvard medal for 'transformative impact on society'

Yeah, we used to be an honest country but Hillz changed that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 10:02 AM (+y/Ru)

130 124 Yeah, the glasses thing is rather strange. Almost if it were painted today, and he was holding an iPhone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:00 AM (7ThJ3)

I like anachronisms.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 10:02 AM (JFO2v)

131 So Hillary is doing prop comedy now? The new Carrot Top?
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

Huh....if only there was some kind of political leaning comedy show.
Posted by: eleven

Watch out when she screws up and reaches into her colostomy bag instead. It's gonna be like front row at a Gallagher show.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 10:02 AM (8ikIW)

132 124 Yeah, the glasses thing is rather strange. Almost if it were painted today, and he was holding an iPhone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:00 AM (7ThJ3)

I was impressed by the various denominations of Bitcoin in front of him, and the Sharpie stylus...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:02 AM (zSVEm)

133 The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House.
=========

Really? Since when?

Just where does it appear on an organizational chart?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 21, 2018 10:02 AM (vg8iE)

134 What did you call me!!

Posted by: St. Matthew at May 21, 2018 10:03 AM (IqV8l)

135 Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree"

Sure thing, Candida...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:03 AM (7LY+6)

136 Watch out when she screws up and reaches into her colostomy bag instead. It's gonna be like front row at a Gallagher show.
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 10:02 AM (8ikIW)

------

**splat**

Hey!!!! This poop smells like gin!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:03 AM (8XRCm)

137 How have I missed this Weird Al song???

https://youtu.be/C-CG5w4YwOI

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:04 AM (kkyJg)

138 NPR / NYT TRY TO ALIGN STORIES, FAIL

NPR is finishing the news item TRUMP CALLS FOR INVESTIGATION OF FBI this morning with the tagline ** BUT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF FBI SURVEILLANCE IN TRUMP CAMPAIGN **

Guys, the NYT and WAPO ran stories days ago admitting after months of denying it, that the Trump campaign was bugged. Then the new trench line was set up at **there was no infiltration**, but that fell over the weekend. And then your cornpone weasel former (tG!) Obama US Attorney interviewee admitted this morning that ** Sure there might have been someone checking the campaign just to make sure nothing was going on...** after calling the idea preposterous 3 minutes earlier.

I know you have had budget cuts and all but really, try to keep up!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 21, 2018 10:04 AM (WDU9h)

139 126 When the righteous thrive, the people rejoice (starting Jan 20, 2017); when the wicked rule, the people groan(Started Jan 20, 2009).
Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (JFO2v)

here's the real zinger: When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:04 AM (yL25O)

140 Yeah, the glasses thing is rather strange. Almost if it were painted today, and he was holding an iPhone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Check out the Three Musketeers hat on the one in the right corner.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:04 AM (RkYsP)

141 Show me on this Organizational Chart where the DoJ touched you...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:05 AM (kkyJg)

142 107
Sen Dianne Feinstein
@SenFeinstein
The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The Justice Department is independent and serves the American people. Its job is to follow the facts and the law. Law enforcement investigations must be initiated and carried out free from political interference.

============

The DoJ is independent from the will of the American people, as long as it's on her side.
-Translated

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:05 AM (n9gGi)

143 You've heard of Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars, well here's Tanqueray Burnin' Funny Hill! You'll laugh all the way to Fort Marcy Park!

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:05 AM (WDCYi)

144 107
Look out! Diane Fienkenstein is upset!

Sen Dianne Feinstein

@SenFeinstein

The president's statement indicating that he will order the Justice
Department to investigate the FBI could not be more disturbing and
reiterates his deep contempt for the rule of law.

Sen Dianne Feinstein

@SenFeinstein

The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The
Justice Department is independent and serves the American people. Its
job is to follow the facts and the law. Law enforcement investigations
must be initiated and carried out free from political interference.

Covfefe One must be over target cause it's taking Flak!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

Hey lady, tone it down some.

Posted by: Bearded Spock at May 21, 2018 10:05 AM (ymnmz)

145 128 Vietnam is over, damn it.

Let it go."

Hey, I'm not the one bringing up the 70's 'round here.

Oh, wait...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (7LY+6)

============

Seen Apocalypse Now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:06 AM (n9gGi)

146 I try not to pay much attention to what Pravda-on-the- Hudson Says about Trump...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:06 AM (zSVEm)

147 So Hillary is doing prop comedy now?

-
I just flew in from New York and boy are my exoskeleton's batteries drained!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)

148 The Justice Department is independent"

Of what, exactly?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)

149 The glasses aren't an anachronism if you think Paul used the KJV.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (yL25O)

150 St. Matthew always got picked last for kickball.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (m45I2)

151 Okay, I get it. Matthew the tax collector is saying "who, me?" Jesus is saying "yes, you." And random guy is pointing at his tax bill.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (nBr1j)

152 149 The Justice Department is independent"

Of what, exactly?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)

Well, currently, of an Attorney General...

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (WDCYi)

153 John O. Brennan
@JohnBrennan
Senator McConnell and Speaker Ryan: If Mr. Trump continues along this disastrous path, you will bear major responsibility for the harm done to our democracy. You do a great disservice to our Nation and the Republican Party if you continue to enable Mr. Trump's self-serving actions.

...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)

Allow me to translate:

Brennan: McConnell & Ryan, don't forget all the dirt I have on YOU! If I go down YOU go down too!
Do what you have to do to stop Trump or else!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (hMwEB)

154 Simon the Zealot wanted to throw off the Roman overlords and get back to self-governance.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 21, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

*casually begins making popcorn*

Posted by: Vespasian at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (4CJfu)

155 150 The glasses aren't an anachronism if you think Paul used the KJV.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (yL25O)

Well done...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (zSVEm)

156 149 The Justice Department is independent"

Of what, exactly?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)

...

to be fair, she thinks the whole deep state is independent.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (yL25O)

157 Seen Apocalypse Now?"

It's kinda new.

Looking for a screening of SuperFly...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (7LY+6)

158 In the phone book how was he listed?

Matthew, St.

or

St. Matthew?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (ga0eq)

159 139
NPR / NYT TRY TO ALIGN STORIES, FAIL

NPR is finishing the news item TRUMP CALLS FOR INVESTIGATION OF FBI
this morning with the tagline ** BUT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF FBI
SURVEILLANCE IN TRUMP CAMPAIGN **

Guys, the NYT and WAPO ran stories days ago admitting after months
of denying it, that the Trump campaign was bugged. Then the new trench
line was set up at **there was no infiltration**, but that fell over the
weekend. And then your cornpone weasel former (tG!) Obama US Attorney
interviewee admitted this morning that ** Sure there might have been
someone checking the campaign just to make sure nothing was going
on...** after calling the idea preposterous 3 minutes earlier.

I know you have had budget cuts and all but really, try to keep up!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 21, 2018 10:04 AM (WDU9h)

Come on people, No one is going to believe you!

Posted by: Mxlyplyx at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (ymnmz)

160 158 Seen Apocalypse Now?"

It's kinda new.

Looking for a screening of SuperFly...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (7LY+6)

============

I'm excited about that new Patton film, staring that young go-getter George C. Scott.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (n9gGi)

161 The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House.
=========

Really? Since when?

Just where does it appear on an organizational chart?

-
Quiet! She's on a roll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (+y/Ru)

162 155 Simon the Zealot wanted to throw off the Roman overlords and get back to self-governance.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 21, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

*casually begins making popcorn*
Posted by: Vespasian at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (4CJfu)

Titus was on Speed Dial..l

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (zSVEm)

163 Sen Dianne Feinstein

@SenFeinstein

The president's statement indicating that he will order the Justice
Department IRS to investigate ~~the FBI~~ conservative groups could not be more disturbing and
reiterates his deep contempt for the rule of law.

Sen Dianne Feinstein

@SenFeinstein

The ~~Justice Department~~ IRS is not an arm of the White House. The
~~Justice Department~~ is independent and serves the American people. Its
job is to follow the facts and the law. ~~Law enforcement~~ investigations
must be initiated and carried out free from political interference.

FIFY, Dianne.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (ctuyM)

164 Seen Apocalypse Now?"

It's kinda new.

Looking for a screening of SuperFly...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:08 AM (7LY+6)

----

And have you heard that new music???

Disco is gonna make Rock obsolete.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (8XRCm)

165 In the phone book how was he listed?

Matthew, St.

or

St. Matthew?"

"Collectors, Tax"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (7LY+6)

166 149
The Justice Department is independent"

Of what, exactly?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)

Of tethers to reality?

Posted by: The Great Gazoo at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (ymnmz)

167 Jesus knew that every enduring organization needs a good moneyman.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (QLvwG)

168 So the DOJ is a separate branch of government?
The things I learn from my betters.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (2K6fY)

169 Who's the guy in the flak jacket?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (xOga2)

170 >>Look out! Diane Fienkenstein is upset!

Feinstein was a member of the Gang of 8 when Brennan briefed them in 2016 on the Russia collusion scam. Her former assistant, Dan Jones, has been working with the Resistance to raise funds to continue the push the phony Russian dossier through Fusion GPS. She also unilaterally leaked Fusion GPS's testimony with zero approval from the majority.

Those who screech the loudest often have the most to lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (/tuJf)

171 Disco is gonna make Rock obsolete."

Play that funky music, white boy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (7LY+6)

172 165
And have you heard that new music???

Disco is gonna make Rock obsolete.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (8XRCm)

=============

Make fun of me all you want, but I actually like Disco.

The Last Days of Disco convinced me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (n9gGi)

173 So Hillary is doing prop comedy now? The new Carrot Top?
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

You can only get so many laughs out of body brace and a colostomy bag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (ga0eq)

174 168 Jesus knew that every enduring organization needs a good moneyman.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (QLvwG)

However, having Judas being the treasurer, eh...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (zSVEm)

175 169 So the DOJ is a separate branch of government?
The things I learn from my betters.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (2K6fY)

============

Appointed by? Elected by? Installed by?

Gaia, probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (n9gGi)

176 Posted by: Bearded Spock at May 21, 2018 10:05 AM

We know why you're nicknamed "Forkbeard".

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 21, 2018 10:11 AM (ctuyM)

177 She's a Maniac, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaniac.....

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:11 AM (WDCYi)

178 154
John O. Brennan

@JohnBrennan

Senator McConnell and Speaker Ryan: If Mr. Trump continues along
this disastrous path, you will bear major responsibility for the harm
done to our democracy. You do a great disservice to our Nation and the
Republican Party if you continue to enable Mr. Trump's self-serving
actions.

...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)

Allow me to translate:

Brennan: McConnell Ryan, don't forget all the dirt I have on YOU! If I go down YOU go down too!

Do what you have to do to stop Trump or else!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 10:07 AM (hMwEB)

Why is Brennan tweeting threats to everyone?

Posted by: Scott Farkas at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (ymnmz)

179 I'm excited about that new Patton film, staring that young go-getter George C. Scott."

Nah. A "Cries and Whispers", "Chinatown", and "Nashville" film fest...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (7LY+6)

180 I think the Rats of Deep State are getting frightened. Their 'soft coup' has fizzled and in fact their sheer incompetence on trying to depose Trump is now exposed for the whole world to see.

Trump to Mueller et al, "I'm laughing at the superior intellect."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (kkyJg)

181 >>If Mr. Trump continues along this disastrous path, you will bear major responsibility for the harm done to our democracy. You do a great disservice to our Nation and the Republican Party if you continue to enable Mr. Trump's self-serving actions.

This retard doesn't even grok the Organizational Flow Chart of our Government.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (29IL3)

182 You can only get so many laughs out of body brace and a colostomy bag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (ga0eq)

...

She's bringing back the loveable drunk.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (yL25O)

183 Accidentally commented on old thread. Testing to see if I'm banned.

http://bit.ly/ub-matt-called

Posted by: mindful webworker just found out Folger's tastes bad and is grumpy at May 21, 2018 10:13 AM (ECLlc)

184 180 I'm excited about that new Patton film, staring that young go-getter George C. Scott."

Nah. A "Cries and Whispers", "Chinatown", and "Nashville" film fest...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (7LY+6)

================

I'd prefer The Virgin Spring to Cries and Whispers, but hell, I'm down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:13 AM (n9gGi)

185 Sen Dianne Feinstein
@SenFeinstein
The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The Justice Department is independent and serves the American people. Its job is to follow the facts and the law. Law enforcement investigations must be initiated and carried out free from political interference.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

Can't believe her staff let her release this....they must be as dumb as her.

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2018 10:13 AM (0+nbW)

186 179

.........

Why is Brennan tweeting threats to everyone?
Posted by: Scott Farkas at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (ymnmz)

Because it is what he's Paid to do....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:13 AM (zSVEm)

187 Why is Brennan tweeting threats to everyone?
Posted by: Scott Farkas at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (ymnmz)

This broke too soon. He needs extra time to execute his plan.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 10:13 AM (2K6fY)

188 I'd prefer The Virgin Spring"

Well, that's the 60's so there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (7LY+6)

189 Open thread?
Short rant.
FUCK ETHANOL and the malignant toads who foisted that shit on us.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (S/hVx)

190 181 I think the Rats of Deep State are getting frightened. Their 'soft coup' has fizzled and in fact their sheer incompetence on trying to depose Trump is now exposed for the whole world to see.

Trump to Mueller et al, "I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (kkyJg)

============

Just lead Mueller into that nebula now, Mr. Trump. And go down 1000 meters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (n9gGi)

191 [deleted because specific suggestions of murder are never acceptable. CBD]

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (WDCYi)

192 If we can haz 70s I can haz Valerie Bertinelli?

Posted by: blaster at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (Z5y53)

193 Can't believe her staff let her release this"

Who'd want to be on her staff anyway?

*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (7LY+6)

194 186
Can't believe her staff let her release this....they must be as dumb as her.
Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2018 10:13 AM (0+nbW)

============

Who's gonna fight back?

Her voters?

Hell, if her voters get rid of her it's because she didn't go far enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (n9gGi)

195 The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House.

What...like a Decepticon?

Posted by: Hillary at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (29IL3)

196 Sen Dianne Feinstein

@SenFeinstein

The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The

Justice Department is independent***
Never in my life have I seen something so stupid from a supposedly experienced senior US government elected official. How to break down the lack of understanding of even the basic precepts of our tr-partite constitutional government.
Hey - stupid old lady - the DOJ is part of the executive branch which is the President of the US (i.e. not only is it an "arm" of the White House it IS the White House) you f*cking brain dead Communist b*tch.
I hope she was savaged in the responses to her retarded partisan tweet.

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (Fb9aZ)

197 It is obvious that John Brennan needs a good Just Shut The Fuck Up man on his team.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (ga0eq)

198 *raises hand* uh, Mr Brennan? We're actually a Republic, not a democracy. You should have learned that in 8th grade or so.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (QLvwG)

199 189 I'd prefer The Virgin Spring"

Well, that's the 60's so there...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (7LY+6)

============

It's the 70s! There are reruns in theaters all the time because home watching doesn't really exist!

It could happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:15 AM (n9gGi)

200 196 The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House.

----------

Well, it WAS, but then Corey Lewandowski tore it off.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:15 AM (WDCYi)

201 The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House.

It used to be.

*sob*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 21, 2018 10:15 AM (ga0eq)

202
201 and 202.

Of hive mind and all that!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:16 AM (8XRCm)

203 190 Open thread?
Short rant.
FUCK ETHANOL and the malignant toads who foisted that shit on us.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (S/hVx)

....

You lose an engine to sludge?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:16 AM (yL25O)

204 Apparently The Goracle, at a speech at the Univ of Maryland commencement, urged the grads to "terminate" Trump's presidency early.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 10:16 AM (hMwEB)

205 Stupid Girondins. So they thought they could defy the power of the Mountain!

Posted by: George Danton at May 21, 2018 10:16 AM (2K6fY)

206 Feinstein thinks the DoJ is now an organ, an organ used to screw average normal people good and hard.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:16 AM (kkyJg)

207 This retard doesn't even grok the Organizational Flow Chart of our Government.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 10:12 AM (29IL3)

....

Or she's proposing whatever the DOJ version of jury nullification is.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:17 AM (yL25O)

208 Make fun of me all you want, but I actually like Disco.

The Last Days of Disco convinced me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (n9gGi)

-----

*picks up stone*

Here. For you. A rock. Its name is George. You have to care for it and live it and hug it.

It is now your pet.

You owe me $3.99

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:17 AM (8XRCm)

209 It's the 70s! There are reruns in theaters all the time because home watching doesn't really exist! "

Betamax, dahling. Right next to the "Princess" desktop phone... with 20' cord so's to walk into another room!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:17 AM (7LY+6)

210 207
Feinstein thinks the DoJ is now an organ, an organ used to screw average normal people good and hard.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:16 AM (kkyJg)

Two at a time I may add.

Posted by: Bearded Spock at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (ymnmz)

211 Brennan is just a disgruntled Muslim ( a sort of Islamic Rage Boy) watch carefully for when he dons a goofy knit cap, sports an untrimmed neck beard, and spouts everything he says with an index finger pointing upward)...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (zSVEm)

212 You can only get so many laughs out of body brace and a colostomy bag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2018 10:10 AM (ga0eq)

...

She's bringing back the loveable drunk.
Posted by: TexasDan

Cool! I can't wait to meet Foster Brooks!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (RkYsP)

213 With Donald Trump as President, not only is the Justice Department an arm of the White House, it is a slightly smaller than large arm holding an apple.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (QLvwG)

214 Hell, if her voters get rid of her it's because she didn't go far enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (n9gGi)

Sadly true.

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (0+nbW)

215 209 Here. For you. A rock. Its name is George. You have to care for it and live it and hug it.

It is now your pet.

And in 15 years, it'll be President of the United States.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (WDCYi)

216 210 It's the 70s! There are reruns in theaters all the time because home watching doesn't really exist! "

Betamax, dahling. Right next to the "Princess" desktop phone... with 20' cord so's to walk into another room!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:17 AM (7LY+6)

===============

Nobody bought Betamax.

*sobs*

We'll get our revenge though. With some high definition discs sometime in the future!

Posted by: Sony at May 21, 2018 10:19 AM (n9gGi)

217 216 209 Here. For you. A rock. Its name is George. You have to care for it and live it and hug it.

It is now your pet.

And in 15 years, it'll be President of the United States.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (WDCYi)

...

How many genders do pet rocks have?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:19 AM (yL25O)

218 216 209 Here. For you. A rock. Its name is George. You have to care for it and live it and hug it.

It is now your pet.

And in 15 years, it'll be President of the United States.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (WDCYi)

#rocklivesmatter

Posted by: Some dumb lib at May 21, 2018 10:19 AM (72PAC)

219 I think I shall leave the stage gracefully!

Posted by: Bearded Brennan at May 21, 2018 10:20 AM (ymnmz)

220 The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House

*coughcoughJack&BobbyKennedycoughcough*

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:20 AM (RkYsP)

221
How many genders do pet rocks have?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:19 AM (yL25O)

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TWO!!!

This is the fucking seventies where the world still made sense.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

222 POPE SHOCK: OK TO BE GAY
'GOD MADE YOU LIKE THIS'

Just rip Leviticus out of your Bible.

Posted by: Frankie Hollywood at May 21, 2018 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

223 Here. For you. A rock. Its name is George. You have to care for it and live it and hug it"

Make room for the chia pet!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:20 AM (7LY+6)

224 I will bet that Hillary still wears her Mood Ring from her Glory Years.... stuck on one color..

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:21 AM (zSVEm)

225 222
How many genders do pet rocks have?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:19 AM (yL25O)

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TWO!!!

This is the fucking seventies where the world still made sense.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

==============

*suspiciously eyes the world around him*

Posted by: John Waters at May 21, 2018 10:21 AM (n9gGi)

226 Obama orders DOJ and FBI to investigate death of mostly gentle giant in Ferguson, MO.

https://tinyurl.com/yb373h2o

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 10:22 AM (/tuJf)

227 222
How many genders do pet rocks have?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:19 AM (yL25O)

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TWO!!!

This is the fucking seventies where the world still made sense.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

...

I mean if we bring them back.

Same question for Trolls.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:22 AM (yL25O)

228 This is the fucking seventies where the world still made sense"

Sure thing. Now put that King Crimson LP back on the quadraphonic stereo, 'k?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:22 AM (7LY+6)

229 I will bet that Hillary still wears her Mood Ring from her Glory Years.... stuck on one color..
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:21 AM (zSVEm)

----

I bet she couldnt get a ring off of her gin swollen digits unless a paper cutter is involved.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:22 AM (8XRCm)

230 Never in my life have I seen something so stupid
from a supposedly experienced senior US government elected official. How
to break down the lack of understanding of even the basic precepts of
our tr-partite constitutional government.
Hey - stupid old lady - the
DOJ is part of the executive branch which is the President of the US
(i.e. not only is it an "arm" of the White House it IS the White House)
you f*cking brain dead Communist b*tch.
I hope she was savaged in the responses to her retarded partisan tweet.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (Fb9aZ)

They've been dumbing sown their base for 30+ years. Yeah she knows better but also knows that the Democrat base does not and will just repeat whatever they are told to.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 10:22 AM (UBzPO)

231 Absolutely appalling about the ignorance on parade of our elected officials. Somehow they have been convinced that the Executive is subject to 'independent agencies' and Congressional budget and oversight does not apply to these earldoms of power.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 21, 2018 10:23 AM (MIKMs)

232 >>POPE SHOCK: OK TO BE GAY

'Blessed are the Butt Pirates.'

Posted by: Duh Pope at May 21, 2018 10:23 AM (29IL3)

233 I was blinded by the light in the70's.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:23 AM (zSVEm)

234 Absolutely appalling about the ignorance on parade of our elected officials. "

Next up, a failed peanut farmer for the White House!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:23 AM (7LY+6)

235 Brennan being grilled under the tabla rosa?

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2018 10:24 AM (5IHGB)

236 I was blinded by the light in the70's.
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:23 AM (zSVEm)

----

Nah.... youre wrapped up like a douche, another ronin in the night.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:24 AM (8XRCm)

237 @ 204

>you lose an engine to sludge?<
No, a carburetor on the kicker motor, 2nd time in 5 years. Cant get the corrosion out of it even with the commercial cleaner available to me.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2018 10:24 AM (S/hVx)

238 This may disturb some. Cospura nyah!

https://youtu.be/3vxKMJdsn60

The Kingsman and Little Shop of Horrors cosplays, well done.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:24 AM (kkyJg)

239 Open thread?

Short rant.

FUCK ETHANOL and the malignant toads who foisted that shit on us.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (S/hVx)

Yup, can't be said enough.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2018 10:24 AM (9Om/r)

240 236

Brennan being grilled under the tabla rosa?
Posted by: saf at May 21, 2018 10:24 AM (5IHGB)

Mmmm.. Grilled Brennan... halal and all...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:25 AM (zSVEm)

241 Did the Pope say it's ok to have gay sex?
That's different from being attracted to same gender.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 10:25 AM (hMwEB)

242 "He hath done it!"
"Nay, for it is written in the Book of Redonculous that he who smelt it hath dealt it!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 10:25 AM (9BLnV)

243 127
Didn't Obama send his DOJ to Ferguson and Charleston?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (VgKNm)

Yes, and it was in plain violation of the law which says they are not supposed to intervene in local crimes unless State and local LEO are not taking action.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2018 10:25 AM (mpXpK)

244 I still remember when Gaylord was first elected, you could order a Chia Pet of him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:26 AM (kkyJg)

245 242 Did the Pope say it's ok to have gay sex?
That's different from being attracted to same gender.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 10:25 AM (hMwEB)

==============

Archbishop of Boston said it this way once, I think:

It's not a sin to be greedy, but to act upon greed. Same with homosexuality.

Posted by: John Waters at May 21, 2018 10:26 AM (n9gGi)

246 The only thing missing from Brennan's tweets are "allah willing, PBUH" at the end.
This guy is proving he should have been in no position of power. Granted, I admire for going down swinging, he ain't hitting anyone, but he is swinging. Which is more than some of the GOPe that currently exist.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 21, 2018 10:26 AM (bB4HN)

247 Blessed also, are the Felchers.

Posted by: Duh Pope at May 21, 2018 10:26 AM (29IL3)

248 171
>>Look out! Diane Fienkenstein is upset!

Feinstein was a member of the Gang of 8 when Brennan briefed them in
2016 on the Russia collusion scam. Her former assistant, Dan Jones, has
been working with the Resistance to raise funds to continue the push
the phony Russian dossier through Fusion GPS. She also unilaterally
leaked Fusion GPS's testimony with zero approval from the majority.

Those who screech the loudest often have the most to lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 10:09 AM (/tuJf)

And there isn't an amount that is too much for this waste of skin to lose.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (jxbfJ)

249 POPE SHOCK: OK TO BE GAY

'Blessed are the Butt Pirates.'
Posted by: Duh Pope

For the squeak hole shall inherit the earth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (RkYsP)

250
Posted by: Duh Pope at May 21, 2018 10:26 AM (29IL3)

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What about docking???

Asking for .... a friend.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (8XRCm)

251 off sock

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (n9gGi)

252 246 242 Did the Pope say it's ok to have gay sex?
That's different from being attracted to same gender.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 21, 2018 10:25 AM (hMwEB)

==============

Archbishop of Boston said it this way once, I think:

It's not a sin to be greedy, but to act upon greed. Same with homosexuality.
Posted by: John Waters at May 21, 2018 10:26 AM (n9gGi)

...

Did the Archbishop of Boston say God made you greedy though?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (yL25O)

253 Well, the terry cloth short shorts and tops were kinda nice back in the swinging '70s.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (QLvwG)

254 244 127
Didn't Obama send his DOJ to Ferguson and Charleston?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (VgKNm)

Yes, and it was in plain violation of the law which says they are not supposed to intervene in local crimes unless State and local LEO are not taking action.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2018 10:25 AM (mpXpK)

Yeeeah.. an after all... the FBI can't be summoned unless there were 3 Michael Browns shot .... I learned it all on " Criminal Minds"....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (zSVEm)

255
For the squeak hole shall inherit the earth.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (RkYsP)

--------

YEAAHH!!!!! 2112!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (8XRCm)

256 You put your right leg in,
you put your right leg out...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 09:48 AM (7LY+6)

What IF the hokey pokey is really what it is all about?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 09:50 AM (JFO2v)

that reminds me of one of my favorite bits from Babylon 5.

Londo is trying to understand Earth culture and as any archeologist is wont to do, he's studying rituals of the humans. he's focused on marriage and the celebration, and has determined that in most every wedding, there is a common dance that if he can understand it, he'll understand humans.

that dance is the hokey pokey...

Posted by: Son of Sonobi at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (8D42x)

257 With Donald Trump as President, not only is the Justice Department an arm of the White House, it is a slightly smaller than large arm holding an apple.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:18 AM (QLvwG)

Get dis bum offa da stage.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (9BLnV)

258 SCOTUS releasing opinions this morning.

Gorsuch writes for Epic decision saying labor contract disputes, per the law, have to be filed individually, not class action.

RGB is pissed. So much so, she's reading her descent from the bench.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

259 Even Mark Penn is calling for an end to the Mueller witchhunt.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (LiyEm)

260 We'll get our revenge though. With some high definition discs sometime in the future!
Posted by: Sony "

We're going to learn from their mistakes. We'll have our own hardware AND software AND content! All wrapped in our own packaging!

Posted by: Jobs and Wozniak at May 21, 2018 10:29 AM (7LY+6)

261 Absolutely appalling about the ignorance on parade of our elected officials. Somehow they have been convinced that the Executive is subject to 'independent agencies' and Congressional budget and oversight does not apply to these earldoms of power.

----------

They are dumb, but they can't be that dumb (other than Maxine Waters). I tend to think it is deliberate lying to the American people - which is worse than being dumb.

Of course, they probably are that dumb.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

262 RGB is pissed. So much so, she's reading her descent from the bench.

And that's not a misspelling there.

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (7n4KQ)

263 Late to the art thread, which is a shame because the art thread and the book thread are the best threads. It is written. And painted.

I don't get this one, though. It's a story or an allegory and I hope someone upthread has explained what's going on.

I like the pen and the inkpot. I draw with pen and ink but it's hard sometimes because nubs are meant to be drawn across the page and as a left hander I have to push.

My old girlfriend gave me a glass pen with a spiral tip that's amazing and doesn't care about direction.

I wonder how the right to left languages developed, given that 90% of everyone is right handed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (fuK7c)

264 The 70's were swinging because the chicks were braless...

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (LiyEm)

265 260 Even Mark Penn is calling for an end to the Mueller witchhunt.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (LiyEm)

============

That right wing extremist from the Clinton administration, the most right wing extremist administration in history because they signed welfare reform?

I bet they didn't even do anything for force the acknowledgement of 57 genders on the American people without their input, did they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (n9gGi)

266 Dana Elcar?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (RuIsu)

267 That poor fellow in the lower right looks like he has a mean case of lockjaw.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (iys0/)

268 What is Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg sputtering about now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (kkyJg)

269 Well, the terry cloth short shorts "

"who wears short shorts? Nair for short shorts..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)

270 Did the Pope say it's ok to have gay sex?
That's different from being attracted to same gender.

-
Actually, the circumstances are kinda creepy.

https://bit.ly/2IFASJS

Posted by: Frankie Hollywood at May 21, 2018 10:31 AM (+y/Ru)

271 259 SCOTUS releasing opinions this morning.

Gorsuch writes for Epic decision saying labor contract disputes, per the law, have to be filed individually, not class action.

RGB is pissed. So much so, she's reading her descent from the bench.
Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

What does this mean in non-legal jargon terms?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 21, 2018 10:31 AM (72PAC)

272 Call me!

Roll me in designer sheets -- I'll never get enough . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 10:31 AM (G+x7t)

273 269 What is Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg sputtering about now?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:30 AM (kkyJg)

============

All I know is, if she's mad in her response, then the overall ruling is probably good for America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:31 AM (n9gGi)

274 RBG..... still alive.... showing us that bearing our afflictions builds our character, or something....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:32 AM (zSVEm)

275 70s radio ad:
"Mickey's malt liquor... gets you there quicker!"

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 21, 2018 10:32 AM (ic+7n)

276 Matt' not home man.

Posted by: Tommy Chong at May 21, 2018 10:32 AM (IeDO8)

277 Brian Jones in the back with a 'do-rag on his B-52.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2018 10:33 AM (RuIsu)

278 Rendering unto Caesar

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:33 AM (Zdm89)

279 Did the Archbishop of Boston say God made you greedy though?

----------

Well, God made us in his image. But He gave us free will. We chose sin. So did He make us that way? That can't be, that would imply God makes imperfection, which he does not. Does he love the sinner? Yes. Does he expect us to reject sin. Yes.

This really isn't that hard. Unfortunately, this pope makes it so.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 10:33 AM (sX1BW)

280 Londo is trying to understand Earth culture and as any archeologist is wont to do, he's studying rituals of the humans. he's focused on marriage and the celebration, and has determined that in most every wedding, there is a common dance that if he can understand it, he'll understand humans.

that dance is the hokey pokey...
Posted by: Son of Sonobi

Chicken dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:33 AM (RkYsP)

281 NAIR.... huh, that would make a catchy kid's name....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:33 AM (zSVEm)

282 Roll me in designer sheets -- I'll never get enough .

Joey Heatherton advertising mattresses.

Oh my...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:34 AM (7LY+6)

283 RGB is pissed. So much so, she's reading her descent from the bench.
Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2018 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

What does this mean in non-legal jargon terms?

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That her depends undergarments will likely be soaked.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 10:34 AM (sX1BW)

284 Ta Nair Coates?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:34 AM (kkyJg)

285 It's fun watching the NeverTrumpists come to the realization that not only have they been wrong this whole time about the Mueller investigation, but they've been 180 degrees wrong. Not just wrong, but they've been the left's useful idiots for thet last 18 months. Read Jonah G's recent Twitter for case study in confirmation bias (Mike Mukasey must be senile, Mark Penn is one of Trump's stooges, etc). Hilarious.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at May 21, 2018 10:35 AM (e44Qj)

286 Well, the terry cloth short shorts "

"who wears short shorts? Nair for short shorts..."
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Yeah. Go ahead. Nair those lady bits.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:35 AM (RkYsP)

287 I wonder if the Pope is ghey

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 21, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)

288 Only here could St. Matthew (ok, future St. Matthew) and Debbie Harry intersect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:36 AM (Zdm89)

289 I remember the Braless 70's, the 20 somethings running around liberated.... and then I rember the liberated 50 somethings..... it all confirmed the Duality of nature, for me..l

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:36 AM (zSVEm)

290 Braless girls in terrycloth shirts was the high point of 70s culture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 10:36 AM (fuK7c)

291 used to be the Church taught that sex is only ok within marriage

so will the Pope ok gay marriage now?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 21, 2018 10:37 AM (hMwEB)

292 Well, the terry cloth short shorts and tops were kinda nice back in the swinging '70s.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:27 AM (QLvwG)

Oh hell yeah. A few of my high school girl friends turned that stuff into an art form.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2018 10:37 AM (9Om/r)

293 292 TWO high points to be exact....

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:37 AM (LiyEm)

294 Should've raised. Calling is for p#ssies!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 21, 2018 10:37 AM (rdl6o)

295 288 Well, the terry cloth short shorts "

"who wears short shorts? Nair for short shorts..."
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Yeah. Go ahead. Nair those lady bits.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:35 AM (RkYsP)

My girlfriend back then did that... she learned what " en fuego" really meant...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:38 AM (zSVEm)

296 Braless girls in terrycloth shirts was the high point of 70s culture.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Terrycloth material rubbing bare nipples....

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:38 AM (RkYsP)

297
Braless girls in terrycloth shirts was the high point of 70s culture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 10:36 AM (fuK7c)

God damn right it was.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2018 10:38 AM (9Om/r)

298 "You old gas-bag, you ruined my wallpaper, now pay up!"

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2018 10:38 AM (RuIsu)

299 296 292 TWO high points to be exact....

Or three, if you count the effect they had.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 10:39 AM (fuK7c)

300 Seems like we went from the supposed sexual reprssion to "free love" and ow backto repression again but only if you are a straight male.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:39 AM (LiyEm)

301
Short rant.
FUCK ETHANOL and the malignant toads who foisted that shit on us.
Posted by: irongrampa

Now they want to foist E15 on everyone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2018 10:39 AM (IqV8l)

302 289 I wonder if the Pope is ghey
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 21, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)

...

It's the obvious question if he really said those things.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 21, 2018 10:39 AM (yL25O)

303 That her depends undergarments will likely be soaked.
Posted by: SH
-----------
*crackle of PA*

Cleanup on bench seven, cleanup on bench seven!.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:39 AM (nBBdT)

304 Braless?

Still talking about Posh Spice as the Royal Wedding?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:39 AM (kkyJg)

305 Terrycloth material rubbing bare nipples...."

Well, add that to the St. Matt/Debbie Harry mix...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:40 AM (7LY+6)

306
Transcript from today's House Minority Leader's press briefing -

Argle-bargle! Fifty-four forty or fight! Not who we be, er, were, um, are! Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us. Co ... cov ... covfefe! Phineas or Ferb? I thank you for your sweetly baked cookies, er, faked attention! Buh-bye!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2018 10:40 AM (pNxlR)

307 Was not surprised to see the little weasel zben Shapiro Tweeting support for informants in the Trump campaign.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:40 AM (LiyEm)

308 Seems like we went from the supposed sexual reprssion to "free love" and ow backto repression again but only if you are a straight male.
Posted by: steevy

Free love was 60's & 70's.
Fucking 80's was repression, ankle-length dresses & bow heads.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:40 AM (RkYsP)

309 Braless?

Still talking about Posh Spice as the Royal Wedding?

Was she?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 10:41 AM (fuK7c)

310 Still talking about Posh Spice as the Royal Wedding?"

Still trying to get us to watch the wedding?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:41 AM (7LY+6)

311 Did not tune in, pay attention, but.... was the Royal Wedding a Dumpster Fire, as I suspected?

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:41 AM (zSVEm)

312 311 Was not surprised to see the little weasel zben Shapiro Tweeting support for informants in the Trump campaign.
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:40 AM (LiyEm)

==============

Can Trump put informants in the Bernie campaign because he honeymooned in the USSR?

To protect him from infiltration, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:41 AM (n9gGi)

313 I hear the black pastor really wowed the limeys....

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:42 AM (LiyEm)

314 Argle-bargle! Fifty-four forty or fight! Not who we be, er, were, um, are! Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us. Co ... cov ... covfefe! Phineas or Ferb? I thank you for your sweetly baked cookies, er, faked attention! Buh-bye!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Foady fi! Foady fi!

Posted by: Crazy Maxie at May 21, 2018 10:42 AM (ZpfqO)

315 158 Seen Apocalypse Now?"

It's kinda new.

Looking for a screening of SuperFly...

I'm looking forward to Supervan, myself.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 21, 2018 10:42 AM (v3pYe)

316 I remember om the 70's some feminist women went in the local park and took off their tops. trying to get arrested. I don't think they ever got arrested, the cops took one look at them, and moved on. They were sort of like if Hillary wanted to make a point and took off her top. Everyone would run for cover.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2018 10:43 AM (y8t3g)

317 Battle of the Network T's and A's....
The biggest T's !!!

The nicest A's !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 21, 2018 10:43 AM (jjaLl)

318 I'm looking forward to Supervan, myself. "

Supertrain. It's gonna be big.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:44 AM (7LY+6)

319 As Kristol and Will have completed their Metamorphoses into Prog butterflies, the Shpiros and Goldbergs are busily forming their Chrysalises.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:44 AM (zSVEm)

320 316
311 Was not surprised to see the little weasel zben Shapiro Tweeting support for informants in the Trump campaign.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:40 AM (LiyEm)

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Can Trump put informants in the Bernie campaign because he honeymooned in the USSR?

To protect him from infiltration, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:41 AM (n9gGi)

Ya...to protect him from da infiltrazon. That's it.

Posted by: Special Agent Vinnie Boombatz at May 21, 2018 10:44 AM (ymnmz)

321 I'm looking forward to Supervan, myself. "

Supertrain. It's gonna be big.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Pfft.

Posted by: Super Tanker at May 21, 2018 10:45 AM (ZpfqO)

322 314 Still talking about Posh Spice as the Royal Wedding?"

Still trying to get us to watch the wedding?

never thought i would miss the endless ST:TNG reruns on BBC America....

Posted by: Anachronda at May 21, 2018 10:45 AM (sGtp+)

323 282 Roll me in designer sheets -- I'll never get enough .

Joey Heatherton advertising mattresses.

Oh my...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 10:45 AM (G+x7t)

324 317
Battle of the Network T's and A's....
The biggest T's !!!

The nicest A's !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 21, 2018 10:43 AM (jjaLl)

I'll take what was the last time SNL was funny for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2018 10:45 AM (ymnmz)

325 Is retired army general and former Democrat Presidential candidate Wesley Clarke still dating that PRC honey-pot?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:46 AM (kkyJg)

326 I'm looking forward to Supervan, myself. "

Supertrain. It's gonna be big.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Sooooooooouuuuulllllll Train!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:46 AM (RkYsP)

327 Trump is speechifying at the CIA.

Stand by for bombing mission.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 10:46 AM (/tuJf)

328 Diet Coke? Ridiculous! There's already Tab.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:46 AM (QLvwG)

329 I remember reading Markle's whining about her being " too white for black acting gigs" and " too black for white acting gigs" and thinking ... Harry, you are as stupid as your Dad.......

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:46 AM (zSVEm)

330 I still like Tiger Blood!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 21, 2018 10:47 AM (jff78)

331 I'm looking forward to Supervan, myself. "

There were some... endowments.

And chilly air.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)

332 Sen Dianne Feinstein
@SenFeinstein
The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The Justice Department is independent and serves the American people.

Diane failed Civics in HS.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2018 10:47 AM (QQ+il)

333 Roll me in designer sheets -- I'll never get enough .

Joey Heatherton advertising mattresses.

Oh my...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

She was hot if she had advertised air.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 10:47 AM (RkYsP)

334 Can Trump put informants in the Bernie campaign because he honeymooned in the USSR?

To protect him from infiltration, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:41 AM (n9gGi)

You don't think they were doing the same to Bernie already?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 10:47 AM (UBzPO)

335 Re all the Justice Kennedy to retire rumors. I used to live in Miami, and was vaguely acquainted with kennedy's son and daughter in law (who live in Coral Gables). They have been making a point of traveling to Washington all this term to see the oral arguments, and their closer friends have told me that is because the old man is getting ready to finally step down.

Trump will have another nomination! Hopefully, one of several more!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 10:48 AM (JaLUs)

336 When I think of the 70's, Linda Blair comes to mind....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:48 AM (zSVEm)

337 327
Trump is speechifying at the CIA.

Stand by for bombing mission.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 10:46 AM (/tuJf)

Please tell me he has a folded newspaper under one arm and he's loosening his belt.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2018 10:48 AM (ymnmz)

338 >>Harry, you are as stupid as your Dad.......

also, creepy Ginger.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 10:48 AM (29IL3)

339 So now that Dope Frankie is officially on Team Homofaggot, does that officially make him Poop Frankie?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (WDCYi)

340

THE 70'S??

SOLID GOLD DANCERS FTW...

OH AND

EM BISCUT FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (mPeei)

341 334 You don't think they were doing the same to Bernie already?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 10:47 AM (UBzPO)

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That assumes that Obama wouldn't have been okay with Bernie winning.

Which I'm not sure about.

He had some personal loyalty to Hillary (for taking the SoS job, I guess), but ideologically, I'm sure that Obama's instincts are more in line with Bernie's than Hillary's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (n9gGi)

342 Sen Dianne Feinstein

@SenFeinstein

The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The Justice Department is independent and serves the American people.

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Diane failed Civics in HS.
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Sheesh. She really did. That's incredible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (JaLUs)

343 335 Re all the Justice Kennedy to retire rumors. I used to live in Miami, and was vaguely acquainted with kennedy's son and daughter in law (who live in Coral Gables). They have been making a point of traveling to Washington all this term to see the oral arguments, and their closer friends have told me that is because the old man is getting ready to finally step down.

Trump will have another nomination! Hopefully, one of several more!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 10:48 AM (JaLUs)
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From your lips to God's ear.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (G0vdT)

344 The Solid Gold Dancers were great and all, but they were no Fly Girls.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (29IL3)

345 335 Re all the Justice Kennedy to retire rumors. I used to live in Miami, and was vaguely acquainted with kennedy's son and daughter in law (who live in Coral Gables). They have been making a point of traveling to Washington all this term to see the oral arguments, and their closer friends have told me that is because the old man is getting ready to finally step down.

Trump will have another nomination! Hopefully, one of several more!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 10:48 AM (JaLUs)

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Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:50 AM (n9gGi)

346 I'm looking forward to Supervan, myself. "

Supertrain. It's gonna be big.

Posted by: Anon a mouse

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Pfft.

Posted by: Super Tanker at May 21, 2018 10:45 AM (ZpfqO)

Make room, boys.

Posted by: UFO at May 21, 2018 10:50 AM (QLvwG)

347 Anna - Odd occurence on Saturday. While out walking the dog, a V22 Osprey passed over at fairly low altitude. I had never seen one before, much less in flight.

Before it hove into view through the trees, I thought it was a helicopter, on account of the 'note' of the props. Kinda weird, just out of the blue, as it were.

Posted by: Super Tanker at May 21, 2018 10:50 AM (c/EDo)

348 329
I remember reading Markle's whining about her being " too white for
black acting gigs" and " too black for white acting gigs" and thinking
... Harry, you are as stupid as your Dad.......

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:46 AM (zSVEm)

Wait What?
Harry Married an Act-tress?

Posted by: The Queen at May 21, 2018 10:50 AM (ymnmz)

349 Oops. /Super Tanker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:50 AM (c/EDo)

350 Candace Owens for the Supreme Court? John Bolton? Gen. Mattis?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:50 AM (kkyJg)

351 Maybe Dope Frankie and Meghan Markle can EAT THE POO-POO together.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:51 AM (WDCYi)

352 Hillary and Obama weren't worried anout Bernie because the fix was in.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:51 AM (LiyEm)

353 SOLID GOLD DANCERS FTW... "

80's Maxine...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:51 AM (7LY+6)

354 I hope she was savaged in the responses to her retarded partisan tweet.

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 21, 2018 10:14 AM (Fb9aZ)

She was...repeatedly!

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 10:51 AM (Enq6K)

355 Hillary and Obama weren't worried anout Bernie because the fix was in.
Posted by: steevy
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Have you seen my new dacha?

Posted by: Bernie at May 21, 2018 10:52 AM (c/EDo)

356 Sen Dianne Feinstein
@SenFeinstein
The Justice Department is not an arm of the White House. The Justice Department is independent and serves the American people.

Diane failed Civics in HS.

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Yeah, but she aced demagoguery.

Posted by: Frankie Hollywood at May 21, 2018 10:52 AM (+y/Ru)

357 336 When I think of the 70's, Linda Blair comes to mind....
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018
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When I think of the '70s, my drinking career comes to mind. What parts of it I can remember, that is. Along with newsstands, pay phones, lousy network prime-time TV, HBO was only on from 4:30 pm until about 1:00 am, .55/gallon gas, $1.50 sixpacks, Carter, "Day nn of the Hostage Crisis in Iran," Christopher Reeve as Superman and Star Wars . . . You get the idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 10:52 AM (G+x7t)

358 He had some personal loyalty to Hillary (for taking
the SoS job, I guess), but ideologically, I'm sure that Obama's
instincts are more in line with Bernie's than Hillary's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (n9gGi)

Bernie went along with being screwed wayyy too quietly. Remember this whole Russia Russia Russia! thing first became a thing at the Democrat Convention to quell the uprising from Bernie supporters.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 10:52 AM (UBzPO)

359 Haspel being sworn in. Pompeo holding Bible. Pence swearing in. Trump in between them.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2018 10:52 AM (Enq6K)

360 Decisions, decisions.... gun range, or continued snarking......

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:52 AM (zSVEm)

361 >>Christopher Reeve as Superman and Star Wars

He was great in Star Wars.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 10:53 AM (29IL3)

362 Why were all of my comments from today deleted? Did you ban that particular VPN I was using? Or did I break a rule?

Your humble neighborhood electric mouse, Pikachu

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 10:53 AM (jff78)

363 Trump will have another nomination! Hopefully, one of several more!

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The Kennedy seat fight (should it come) will be fun to watch. Gorsuch was just a Scalia replacement. It kept the status quo. The only argument the liberals sort of had was the "stolen seat" argument, which likely backfired on them since it basically meant the people didn't have a choice.

Kennedy is a swing voter, sometimes he is on your side, sometimes not. Now I suspect the Dems will go over the top and say he is such a conservative, this too will backfire on them. If he is such a conservative, replacing him with a conservative is again just keeping the status quo. They would be better off claiming he is a moderate and needs to be replaced with a moderate. But they can't help themselves.

Now a Ginsberg retirement would lead to an epic battle.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 10:53 AM (sX1BW)

364
The Solid Gold Dancers were great and all, but they were no Fly Girls.

Posted by: garrett
_____________________

EM PEACH GARRETT!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 21, 2018 10:53 AM (mPeei)

365 Diane Feinstein, according to one of JJ's morning links, is pissed off that PDJT is not "consulting" her on who to choose for three empty ninth circuit Court of Appeals judgeships.

She interprets "Advice and Consent" as meaning its her decision. The President thinks otherwise. Haha!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 10:53 AM (JaLUs)

366 I acknowledge the beauty of braless, terrycloth shirt wearing chicks of the 70's, but we'd be remiss if we failed to mention the 24/7 bralessness of Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan in "Charmed"......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 21, 2018 10:54 AM (jjaLl)

367 When I think of the 70's, Linda Blair comes to mind....
Posted by: kraken
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Well, I was thinking of Marilyn Chambers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:54 AM (c/EDo)

368 Washington DC, nothing that a ravage of Raptors couldn't sort out.

Hammer that is pretty neat. At Trail of Honor Saturday they had a fly-by. First I knew of it was "did you see it?" I went "whut?" The PA inside the building never mentioned a fly-by. So missed seeing a P-51D.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:54 AM (kkyJg)

369 347
Anna - Odd occurence on Saturday. While out walking the dog, a V22
Osprey passed over at fairly low altitude. I had never seen one before,
much less in flight.

Before it hove into view through the trees, I thought it was a
helicopter, on account of the 'note' of the props. Kinda weird, just out
of the blue, as it were.

Posted by: Super Tanker at May 21, 2018 10:50 AM (c/EDo)

Would love to see one of these fly into Pease AFB. Be nice to mix up the regular diet of KC-135 refuelers that are stationed there, and the occasional F18s coming in either from Mass. or VT.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 10:54 AM (jxbfJ)

370 361 >>Christopher Reeve as Superman and Star Wars

He was great in Star Wars.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018
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Harrumph. I meant "Star Wars, and Superman with Christopher Reeve. (I wish we could edit our comments.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 10:55 AM (G+x7t)

371 Haspel being sworn in. Pompeo holding Bible. Pence swearing in. Trump in between them.
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and lefties all over America throwing furniture at their TV's.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 10:55 AM (JaLUs)

372 Oops. /Super Tanker"

SS Manhattan. Arctic ocean transit 69/70, now totally forgotten to those who want to chant "globull warmenting 'cause a ship might sail 'cross arctic"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:55 AM (7LY+6)

373 Bernie got payed off,that's why he took it quietly.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (LiyEm)

374 When I think of the 70's, Linda Blair comes to mind....

Posted by: kraken

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Well, I was thinking of Marilyn Chambers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 10:54 AM (c/EDo)

Susan Anton for Muriel cigars.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (QLvwG)

375 >>Harrumph. I meant "Star Wars, and Superman with Christopher Reeve. (I wish we could edit our comments.)

That would cut down on the snark factor around here substantially.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (/tuJf)

376 370 361 >>Christopher Reeve as Superman and Star Wars

He was great in Star Wars.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018
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Harrumph. I meant "Star Wars, and Superman with Christopher Reeve. (I wish we could edit our comments.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 10:55 AM (G+x7t)

Yeah, well that is what the Horde is for, being relentless Pecksniffs, pointing out flaws, all for the common good....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (zSVEm)

377 291 used to be the Church taught that sex is only ok within marriage

so will the Pope ok gay marriage now?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 21, 2018 10:37 AM (hMwEB)

Adults and animals.
Adults and kids.
Adults and Aliens.

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (qlpyb)

378 363Now a Ginsberg retirement would lead to an epic battle.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 10:53 AM (sX1BW)

Oh, for Trump to have a 2nd term and replace that hag with a conservative......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (jxbfJ)

379 Susan Anton for Muriel cigars."

Air tips, baby!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (7LY+6)

380 Haspel being sworn in. Pompeo holding Bible. Pence swearing in. Trump in between them.
Posted by: Tami
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Pfft. You fools. As though anyone pays attention to those stupid oaths.

Posted by: John Brennen at May 21, 2018 10:57 AM (w1zJX)

381 (I wish we could edit our comments.)

But then the snarky replies would look dumb. Blame your fingers and move on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2018 10:57 AM (fuK7c)

382 Watching a woman (Markle) who breached her wedding vows getting married to man (Harry)whose parents (Charles and Diana) breached their royal wedding vows, and have his father (Charles) give the "bride" away -- a father who himself is married to a woman (Camilla Bowles)who breached her original wedding vows and had children by another man.

And don't even get me started on Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson.

Sorry, Tommy. Royal weddings are a farce.

In fact, the Episcopal preacher should have given a sermon on "The Power of Lust" rather than "The Power of Love."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 10:57 AM (ATVNj)

383 >>Now a Ginsberg retirement would lead to an epic battle.

I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 10:57 AM (29IL3)

384 378 363Now a Ginsberg retirement would lead to an epic battle.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 10:53 AM (sX1BW)

Oh, for Trump to have a 2nd term and replace that hag with a conservative......
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (jxbfJ)

The old bats' meter is running....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:57 AM (zSVEm)

385 I don't know what a "Pecksniff" is, please please tell me more!!!

Posted by: Shep at May 21, 2018 10:58 AM (jjaLl)

386 So now that Dope Frankie is officially on Team Homofaggot, does that officially make him Poop Frankie?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 10:49 AM (WDCYi)

What a thoughtful and deeply considered comment!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)

387 Obi-wan, "Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg? She's more machine now than Socialist."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (kkyJg)

388 In fact, the Episcopal preacher should have given a sermon on "The Power of Lust" rather than "The Power of Love."

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Another great Huey Lewis song.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (sX1BW)

389 "St. Shep, Patron Saint of Semen Receptacles" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Shep! at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (vg8iE)

390 I smell Gelfling!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (QQ+il)

391 Morning Horde.

The 70's?
High school...college...the Army.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (0tfLf)

392 ??She interprets "Advice and Consent" as meaning its her decision. The President thinks otherwise. Haha!

IIRC, Trump is no longer honoring the Senate's 'blue slip' procedure, which was a nicety that president's extended to the Senators of the state to kill an appointment they don't like.

Funny how Feinstein would expect him to continue niceties toward them while she and others like Warner are actively attempting a freakin' coup!!!

***It's Feinstein's former aide who organized $50 million in funding for FusionGPS's for activities *after* the election.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (W+vEI)

393 385 I don't know what a "Pecksniff" is, please please tell me more!!!
Posted by: Shep at May 21, 2018
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Read your Dickens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (G+x7t)

394 I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments."

How could one tell?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:00 AM (7LY+6)

395 394 I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments."

How could one tell?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:00 AM (7LY+6)

She'd eventually start to smell?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 11:00 AM (WDCYi)

396 Read your Dickens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 10:59 AM (G+x7t)

I love you!!!!!!

Posted by: Shep at May 21, 2018 11:00 AM (jjaLl)

397 Dickens is actually excellent, even for the heteronormative....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 11:00 AM (zSVEm)

398 If Trump gets reelected, he will get RBG and also Breyer, I'd imagine. Sadly, Justice Thomas has talked about retiring too. I hope he stays on, and for a long time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 11:00 AM (JaLUs)

399 Mark Penn's column posted at The Hill is an eye-popper and on target.

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (Pqytn)

400 I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments."

How could one tell?

When her battery runs flat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (kkyJg)

401 Anyone doubt that Justice Ginsberg is wearing Adult Diapers?

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (29IL3)

402 383
>>Now a Ginsberg retirement would lead to an epic battle.

I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2018 10:57 AM (29IL3)

Or during one of her rabid dissents.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (jxbfJ)

403 She'd eventually start to smell?"

"Start"?

I'm guessing that's in the rear view mirror...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (7LY+6)

404 Using "Ginsberg" and "oral" in the same sentence is extremely disturbing.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (ATVNj)

405 301 Short rant.
FUCK ETHANOL and the malignant toads who foisted that shit on us.
Posted by: irongrampa

Now they want to foist E15 on everyone.

the SMR won't be happy until our economy runs entirely on vodka.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (v3pYe)

406 394 I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments."

How could one tell?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018
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After all these years, we're still adapting Dorothy Parker remarks to the modern day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (G+x7t)

407 400 I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments."

How could one tell?

When her battery runs flat.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (kkyJg)

The eyes will actually stop glowing red.. it's a tell....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 11:01 AM (zSVEm)

408 IIRC, Trump is no longer honoring the Senate's 'blue slip' procedure

I believe that is Chuck Grassley's call, not Trumps.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2018 11:02 AM (QQ+il)

409 Latest Candace Owens video very good, but I fear it goes over the heads of 95% of the people who could benefit from it.

Posted by: gp at May 21, 2018 11:02 AM (mk9aG)

410

Muriel Cigars Edie Adams Commercial (1963)

https://youtu.be/ZCCT3c5FI5E

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2018 11:02 AM (IqV8l)

411 Watching a woman (Markle) who breached her wedding vows getting married to man (Harry)whose parents (Charles and Diana) breached their royal wedding vows, and have his father (Charles) give the "bride" away -- a father who himself is married to a woman (Camilla Bowles)who breached her original wedding vows and had children by another man.

And don't even get me started on Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson.

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It's like a really high rent trailer park.

Posted by: Frankie Hollywood at May 21, 2018 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

412 Ahhhh. Monday Chaos.

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (qlpyb)

413 If Trump gets reelected, he will get RBG and also Breyer, I'd imagine. Sadly, Justice Thomas has talked about retiring too. I hope he stays on, and for a long time.

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If Kennedy retires after this term, and then Trump gets releected, it would be fairly interesting to see how many justices he could possibly nominate. Since FDR, what is the maximum #? 4 has to be the upper limit.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (sX1BW)

414 Susan Anton for Muriel cigars.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Edie Adams

http://tinyurl.com/yd7mv83f

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (7ThJ3)

415 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (QQ+il)

416 >>I believe that is Chuck Grassley's call, not Trumps.

Ah, thanks! Glad it's a fellow Senator who stopped that.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (W+vEI)

417 After all these years, we're still adapting Dorothy Parker remarks to the modern day."

We're still putting all our eggs into one b... blog?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (7LY+6)

418 It's like a really high rent trailer park.
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Hillbilly billionaires.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (ATVNj)

419 409 Latest Candace Owens video very good, but I fear it goes over the heads of 95% of the people who could benefit from it.
Posted by: gp at May 21, 2018 11:02 AM (mk9aG)

Female gymnasts?

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 11:04 AM (qlpyb)

420 Oh, for Trump to have a 2nd term and replace that hag with a conservative......
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 21, 2018 10:56 AM (jxbfJ)

The old bats' meter is running....
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 10:57 AM (zSVEm)
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If Trump wins in 2020, he'll get to replace RGB. She's 85 right now! The question is will the R's have control of the Senate by a comfortable margin because there are a few Republican squishes who would vote against a conservative judge as her replacement. Yeah, I'm looking at you Collins, Murkowski and Alexander.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2018 11:04 AM (G0vdT)

421 418 Other peoples money.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 11:04 AM (LiyEm)

422 We are not amused.

Posted by: Queen Victoria at May 21, 2018 11:04 AM (ATVNj)

423 Don't get your hopes up about Kennedy retiring. He already hired 4 clerks for the next term.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 11:04 AM (UBzPO)

424 We are not amused."

Lighten up, Vicky.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:05 AM (7LY+6)

425 412 Ahhhh. Monday Chaos.
Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (qlpyb)

My " Savin' it up for Saturday Night" days are over, like Knopfler, ... now I go to Church on Saturday Nights....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 11:05 AM (zSVEm)

426 The Aristocrats!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2018 11:03 AM (QQ+il)

lulz

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 11:05 AM (qlpyb)

427 If Trump wins in 2020, he'll get to replace RGB.
She's 85 right now! The question is will the R's have control of the
Senate by a comfortable margin because there are a few Republican
squishes who would vote against a conservative judge as her replacement.
Yeah, I'm looking at you Collins, Murkowski and Alexander.
Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2018 11:04 AM (G0vdT)

Even if the seat remained empty the balance would be shifted right.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 11:05 AM (UBzPO)

428 Don't get your hopes up about Kennedy retiring. He already hired 4 clerks for the next term.

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Kings don't normally abdicate their thrones.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 11:05 AM (sX1BW)

429 He already hired 4 clerks for the next term."

To carry the sedan chair?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:06 AM (7LY+6)

430 Jockeys?

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 11:06 AM (qlpyb)

431 Thurgood Marshall was dead for his last three terms on the Court.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2018 11:06 AM (QQ+il)

432 429 He already hired 4 clerks for the next term."

To carry the sedan chair?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:06 AM (7LY+6)

Needs 2 more for the casket....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (zSVEm)

433 So, everyone now on the main page, banging F5 like a chimpanzee?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (7LY+6)

434 Apparently the DoJ IG's report on the FBI-Comey-Hillary e-mail fiasco is making the preliminary rounds on Capitol Hill. Now comes Mark Penn's column. That report must be one helluva document.

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (Pqytn)

435 25,054.16 +339.07 (+1.37%)

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (QQ+il)

436 I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments.
Posted by: garrett
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Dying words: "Argyl bargyl"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (7ThJ3)

437 The Pope's supposed comments are third-hand reporting. I doubt that's what he actually said.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (Tnhbr)

438 Interesting about the (D) pollster. Think about what happened to Caddell and Schoen when they were public about their advice. Cranky old graybeards who know nothing about policy and politics -- even after 40+ years apiece. DC is the center of the universe, and all revolves around the power and glory.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (MIKMs)

439 So, everyone now on the main page, banging F5 like a chimpanzee?

That ain't working, that's the way you do it ...

Posted by: Mark Knopfler at May 21, 2018 11:08 AM (0lrcR)

440 428 Don't get your hopes up about Kennedy retiring. He already hired 4 clerks for the next term.

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Kings don't normally abdicate their thrones.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018
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Once in a while, though . . .

Posted by: Edward VIII at May 21, 2018 11:08 AM (G+x7t)

441 Kings don't normally abdicate their thrones.

OK, people don't get the Wallis Simpson thing. She's not that hot in public. But she knows some tricks, let me tell you. Tricks.

A life of society girls does not prepare one for her tricks.

Posted by: Edward VIII at May 21, 2018 11:08 AM (fuK7c)

442 So, everyone now on the main page, banging F5 like a chimpanzee?

Are you banging on a bongo drum? Yeah that's his own hair.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 21, 2018 11:08 AM (kkyJg)

443 I doubt that's what he actually said."

Hmm. Just like John McCain...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:08 AM (7LY+6)

444 434
Apparently the DoJ IG's report on the FBI-Comey-Hillary e-mail fiasco is
making the preliminary rounds on Capitol Hill. Now comes Mark Penn's
column. That report must be one helluva document.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (Pqytn)

Why do you think the NYT and WAPO got ahead of the FBI campaign spy planting evidence late last week?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 11:08 AM (UBzPO)

445 According to the Hill, Kellyanne Conway nailed the CNN host (Fatboy Stelter) during an interview, when she pressed him to admit he voted for Hillary in the election.

Great stuff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 11:09 AM (JaLUs)

446 >>Ah, thanks! Glad it's a fellow Senator who stopped that.

It was a senator but it wasn't Grassley, it was McConnell.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2018 11:09 AM (/tuJf)

447 Kellyanne Conway nailed the CNN host"

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2018 11:10 AM (7LY+6)

448 Thurgood Marshall was dead from the neck up before he was ever put on the court...

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2018 11:10 AM (LiyEm)

449 That's me in the center
That's me in the portrait
Gaining My Religion

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 11:10 AM (PNcou)

450 Even if the seat remained empty the balance would be shifted right.

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Not a bad idea to consider. Moving the court to the right by shrinking gets you to the same spot. Shrinking may even be a good thing. Depends on the situation. But there is no reason why we have to have 9. Personally, I think the fewer, the better.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 11:10 AM (sX1BW)

451 It's not a sin to be greedy, but to act upon greed. Same with homosexuality.

Posted by: John Waters at May 21, 2018 10:26 AM (n9gGi)

Correct, but Saint Thomas Aquinas distinguishes between natural and unnatural sin. It's why matricide feels more horrific to us than homicide of a stranger. Why killing your own child is worse than being ok with someone else killing theirs. Man's fallen nature and concupiscence battle with man's will, so "natural" sins, like greediness, the physical desire to reproduce, gluttony, lack of charity to one's enemies, passionate actions from anger, etc. are sins which are provoked through living in the world, insufficient will and a lack of enough grace to combat man's fallen nature. Other mortal sins, those that are "unnatural," according to Aquinas, are more disordered. Of course, it's the action not the desire or thought which harms the soul, others and rejects God.

Of course, the Red Pope was busy reading Marx instead of the Summa.

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2018 11:10 AM (+xe3a)

452 Why do you think the NYT and WAPO got ahead of the FBI campaign spy planting evidence late last week?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2018 11:08 AM (UBzPO)

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Because they are propaganda mills for Democratic Party?

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2018 11:11 AM (Pqytn)

453 Need a few illegals in there to fix that wall. Geesh.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 21, 2018 11:11 AM (r9UYA)

454 According to the New York Times' Jessica Valenti, conservative women cannot use the term "feminist" because their beliefs do no match up with hers nor in her mind help women. In today's edition of NYT, Valenti says:

"Now, we have a different task: protecting the movement against conservative appropriation."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)

455 Colorado, so it's a hadith. we need another isnad or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 11:12 AM (A0EjZ)

456 Watching a woman (Markle) who breached her wedding vows getting married to man (Harry)whose parents (Charles and Diana) breached their royal wedding vows, and have his father (Charles) give the "bride" away -- a father who himself is married to a woman (Camilla Bowles)who breached her original wedding vows and had children by another man.

And don't even get me started on Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson.

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It's like a really high rent trailer park.
Posted by: Frankie Hollywood at May 21, 2018 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

The UK Episcopalian Bishop who presided over the wedding was extremely direct in his words to the couple. I noticed he had zero hesitation to loudly ask them to "forsake all others". His charge to them was quite strong and I kept hoping the camera would swing to Charles and Camilla sitting there.
By the way, the flowers in Meghan's bouquet were picked by Harry from Diana's garden. The roses placed throughout the chapel were white roses, Diana's favorite. Markel wore that huge blue sapphire and diamond cocktail ring of Diana's to the evening reception.

Take that Camilla.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2018 11:12 AM (rB/6U)

457 436 I am hoping Ginsberg drops dead during oral arguments.
Posted by: garrett
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Dying words: "Argyl bargyl"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 11:07 AM (7ThJ3)

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it'll just be
Weekend at Ruth's

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 11:12 AM (PNcou)

458 Oooh! Rock me Amadeus!

Posted by: Wallis Simpson at May 21, 2018 11:12 AM (MnkFD)

459 Unlike some assholes, i didn't take 2nd 3rd and 4th. Noodie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2018 11:13 AM (aljs9)

460 Shrinking may even be a good thing.

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I'll take "phases i never thought i'd hear at the HQ" for $600

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2018 11:13 AM (PNcou)

461 It's with a heavy heart that I come to you and announce, John McCain is still alive as of this morning.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 21, 2018 11:14 AM (r9UYA)

462 Apparently, Blankenship, the felon just off of parole in WV, is going to challenge the WV state law that prohibits losing candidates from filing to run in the election anyway under a different party. He wants to run as the Constitution party candidate.

He and Hillary should form their own party, Call it "can't get off the stage " party.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2018 11:17 AM (rB/6U)

463 Our job, now as always, IMO, is to relentlessly mock, ridicule, and criticize the Left... it IS great fun...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2018 11:18 AM (zSVEm)

464 Great Hillz photoshop.

https://bit.ly/2IzZRmd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2018 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

465 Also, the old man who yells at clouds, Bernie Sanders, who is 76, has announced he is running for Senator from Vermont again this fall.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2018 11:19 AM (rB/6U)

466 Today I filed felony complaints with the FBI about Shaved Guevara, Camera Hogg and their fellow AstroTurf conspirators in the media.

Posted by: An Observation at May 21, 2018 11:19 AM (dLnHh)

467 Sen. Grassley Opts to Ignore Blue Slips Against Trump Judicial Nominees

http://bit.ly/2KIqlyj

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2018 11:20 AM (QQ+il)

468 "Now, we have a different task: protecting the movement against conservative appropriation."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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No mention of the Left appropriating the entire country/culture/media, I suppose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 11:26 AM (FJXGr)

469 Today I filed felony complaints with the FBI about Shaved Guevara, Camera Hogg and their fellow AstroTurf conspirators in the media.
Posted by: An Observation
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Well, that's just prima facie obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 11:28 AM (ZpfqO)

470 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2018 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

471 Today I filed felony complaints with the FBI about Shaved Guevara, Camera Hogg and their fellow AstroTurf conspirators in the media.

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Anyway to post what you sent so others may use it later?

Posted by: Jolo at May 21, 2018 11:34 AM (WrMOC)

472 Would that the IRS follow the pathway chosen by Matthew.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 21, 2018 12:05 PM (e1mEI)

473 Pretty sure St. Matthew didn't have glasses.

Posted by: Baldwin's Little Pig Daughter at May 21, 2018 12:17 PM (HLTe8)

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