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Carmichal Mirror Lake.jpg

Mirror Lake
Franklin Carmichael

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:22 AM (VeiQZ)

2 Laurel

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:22 AM (FZYNt)

3
Happy little hallucinations...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 09:22 AM (VM6ev)

4 "You remember Uncle Joe?
He was the one afraid to cut the cane.
Who'll tell poor Aunt Sarah?
Joe's run off to Mirror Lake . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (VeiQZ)

5 Can't tell if those are actually trees, so can't tell if it's art.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (p+Wdc)

6 I like the water and reflections a lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (tve+u)

7
Very nice. Reminds me of many Picture Jaspers that I have seen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (xAnaP)

8 I like this one.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (sjdRT)

9 Reminds me of Georgia O'Keeffe and her New Mexico landscape style.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (VeiQZ)

10 Yes! Exactly. Free your mind, break away from the awful news and just meditate on the pretty colors.

/not sarcasm. I'ma gonna veg out. Clear my thoughts.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (roQNm)

11 7
Very nice. Reminds me of many Picture Jaspers that I have seen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

not my Jasper

Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (FZYNt)

12 Nice tracts of land.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (TKUAE)

13 And the more I look at it the more I like it. The water has a nice gradient moving away from the foreground, and the reflections are nicely green and blue.

I'd hang that on a wall.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (tve+u)

14 Let me drag this up here for continuity.


"Though I can see someone like Camera-Hogg committing a mass shooting to make a point for more gun control.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2018 09:01 AM "

If school shootings didn't already exist, they would invent them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (EyPfd)

15 What 'Yes' album is this?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (oVJmc)

16 Looks like a planet the Enterprise might visit on the animated series...

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (LiyEm)

17 I suppose that's a style. Looks like something that would be displayed in the art room at a psychiatric hospital.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (9chmE)

18 crayon like colors

Posted by: Vice President Miklos Biden at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (zCyNd)

19 Troll deep around those rocks for reefs holding walleye. Be careful though, where there's rocks sticking out one foot there's others one foot down.

Whang - I guess Sand Point isn't all sand.

Posted by: DaveA at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (FhXTo)

20 Kinda looks lie a matte painting from a George Pal movie. Or cover art to an early edition of Lord of the Rings

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (L3rL9)

21 Hmmmm. Interesting.

Before cheating and looking it up I'm going to guess that this is based on a pure northern place, like Maine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (fuK7c)

22 If the Vegas shooter was mad about guns thatkind of confirms hewas a crazy left winger,no?

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (LiyEm)

23 16 Looks like a planet the Enterprise might visit on the animated series...
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 ]

*
*
The Shore Leave planet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (VeiQZ)

24
not my Jasper
Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (FZYNt)


He's pooping over there ===>

Attend to him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (xAnaP)

25 Take a trillion bytes outta crime!

Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (+y/Ru)

26 Group of Seven (Canadian). Style is obvious.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (vWMNq)

27 I'd hang that on a wall.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (tve+u)

I'd hang that on my refrigerator.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (TKUAE)

28 That's what Ontario looks like?

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (suO/a)

29 The Calm Before the Storm

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (m7LQK)

30
He's pooping over there ===>

Attend to him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

I don't use vulgar words like poop.

we call it "going dirty"

Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)

31
Mere Lake - a limerick

I've given several minutes of inspection
In search of artistic connection
It's called Mirror Lake
And it's full of mistakes
But I like it...on further reflection

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (m45I2)

32 Ah. Ontario. That's just Communist Maine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (fuK7c)

33 29. * fistbump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (fA1SL)

34 Reminds me of this:

https://tinyurl.com/yah8pg7g

Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (OyyDO)

35 Mainly communist.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (vWMNq)

36 Lake Mead on acid.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (jsWA8)

37 Has anybody seen my double headed dildo?

I got a hot date with Evan tonite

Posted by: Billy Kristol at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (E/U1b)

38 >28
That's what Ontario looks like?

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (suO/a)


Sure, after a tab of acid.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:29 AM (sjdRT)

39 Goddamnit where is the creamy Jif?

Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:29 AM (E/U1b)

40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_of_Seven_%28artists%29

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (vWMNq)

41 Do those even count as trees?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (AM1GF)

42 Trees?

Or stalagmites?

The art community ponders...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (ga0eq)

43 .......not that CSM and I know anything about acid.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (sjdRT)

44 So paint by the numbers. I think I prefer Bob Ross.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (bML9A)

45 Wait, Uncle Joe was a sugar cane farmer?

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (AjNMO)

46 who let the kids play with crayons ?

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (y3aQB)

47 Wait, Uncle Joe was a sugar cane farmer?
Posted by: rammajamma

It was hard work, so that's why he was "Moving kinda slow"

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (8ikIW)

48 Looks like a Gold Mine after Jack and Todd Hoffman get finished raping it.

Posted by: Monk at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (2yfcr)

49 I despise Britain

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (E/U1b)

50 This is what happens downstream when you dump used motor oil down the drain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (ga0eq)

51 See, this is your land without the brave, courageous heroes of the EPA!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (wdmm9)

52 I dont get it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (F5+ro)

53 Album cover submissions for Yes, reject #473.

Posted by: Jon Anderson at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (L3rL9)

54 I also despise Germany and Turkey

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (E/U1b)

55 And now, Bible study with St. Lawrence of O'Donnell:

Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence
Trump: "These aren't people. These are animals. "

No one would condemn these words more than Jesus Christ.

Christians who don't condemn these words don't understand their own religion

Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (+y/Ru)

56
Posted by: Billy Kristol
_____________

Huma had it out last night,, check with her...

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (mPeei)

57 Since AtC is no longer present days to be traumatized by squirrel-related content...

https://fxn.ws/2Ktl6mc

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)

58 Actually kind of resembles Blue Mesa Reservoir over by Gunnison, as seen from the south shore along Hwy 50 (Down near the Lake City cutoff end of the lake). The distant hillsides have the same lack of trees.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (m45I2)

59 They are turning the land the right shade of red!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (wdmm9)

60 something keeps killing my adblock plus

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

61 I'd put a cozy little cabin and a water wheel right ... there.

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light® at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (ga0eq)

62 43 .......not that CSM and I know anything about acid.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (sjdRT)


Fist bump

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (jsWA8)

63 Since AtC is no longer present

Is she gone gone, or is she taking a break?

Posted by: Jon Anderson at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (L3rL9)

64 O.K. The time has come to destroy it all
O wait I won the lottery?
What a great world we live in

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (E/U1b)

65 "....and it matches my couch!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (W+vEI)

66 Since AtC is no longer present days to be traumatized by squirrel-related content...

https://fxn.ws/2Ktl6mc
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Squirrels were doing something naughty.

One in a million Doc, one in a million.

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (8ikIW)

67 Actually, how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red? Surely not intentional. Surely not. Dems would never project like that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)

68 Gorilla Pundit?!

Grumpy gorilla flips zoo visitor finger
https://tinyurl.com/y87sl6l8

Posted by: Morton at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (ByiCw)

69 Over at Imsty somebody had a funny idea,crossfire hurricane is fromthe Rolling Stones Jumping Jack Flash and Trump used You Can't Always get What You Want as his closing song.Did he know and was trolling them?(I don't think so,the song trolls Hillary but it is funny)

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (LiyEm)

70 Is she gone gone, or is she taking a break?

Posted by: Jon Anderson


Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (AM1GF)

71 He was the one afraid to cut the cane"

I prefer to cut the cake... you know what I me ...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (7LY+6)

72 You guys see the big news about collusion about Big Tuna? https://tinyurl.com/yatyp23t

I feel like there's a The Office joke in there somewhere, but I haven't had enough coffee today.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (F5+ro)

73 This picture is devoid of, well, pretty much everything.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (m45I2)

74 When JJ's thread has done went
A gent arrives with some words sent
We'll give him a rest
If he think's it's best
But every thread needs some Muldoonment

Posted by: anonymous, not Miklos at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (zCyNd)

75 60 something keeps killing my adblock plus
+++++
Use uBlock Origin

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)

76 I like this painting. Yes, it looks a little like JRR Tolkien's more primitive, yet more stylized, work and, yes, perhaps a Yes album cover, but I found that I like it. It has some impressionism in it, but cleaner lines. I like the brushwork and the color choice. It is a very technically sound, and serene, piece of art.

I looked this guy up - and he was the real deal. He lived from 1890-1945, was Canadian and enjoyed both artistic and commercial success.

Wiki entry here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_Carmichael

I really like all this guy's stuff but had never heard of him before. Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (Fb9aZ)

77 And now, Bible study with St. Lawrence of O'Donnell:



Lawrence O'Donnell

@Lawrence

Trump: "These aren't people. These are animals. "



No one would condemn these words more than Jesus Christ.



Christians who don't condemn these words don't understand their own religion

Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (+y/Ru)


---

Let me just say I'm neither hot or cold on the matter, but I want these criminals vomited out of the mouth of our country.

Or shat out. Their choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (tve+u)

78 Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...

Wasn't posting on the "right" blogs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (wdmm9)

79 67 Actually, how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red? Surely not intentional. Surely not. Dems would never project like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)

I'm not sure, but IIRC, pre-2000, it was Red for Dems, Blue for R's.

If I had to guess, the D's didn't like the allusion to communism so they colluded to get the media to change their maps.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)

80 The sniper was frightfully embarrassed when he had to order a pastel pink ghillie suit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (fuK7c)

81 So is it too soon to start talking about AtC's naked body?

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (E/U1b)

82 Use uBlock Origin
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)

for chrome

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

83 I find this painting...disturbing.

Posted by: Edvard Munch at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (zCyNd)

84 You guys see the big news about collusion about Big Tuna?


******


You do know that canned tuna can contain as much as 15% bottlenose dolphin? Although the canning companies claim they don't do it on porpoise.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)

85 >>Christians who don't condemn these words don't understand their own religion



There's nothing I like more than Christianity tips from noted kook Commie MSNBC tv star Lawrence O'Donnell.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (W+vEI)

86 78 Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...

Wasn't posting on the "right" blogs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (wdmm9)

To be fair, it's not unreasonable to expect people to work and not blog from work if you're paying them to work.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)

87 That would make an interesting tapestry. Seems practically made exactly for that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (rp9xB)

88 Actually kind of resembles Blue Mesa Reservoir over by Gunnison, as seen from the south shore along Hwy 50 (Down near the Lake City cutoff end of the lake). The distant hillsides have the same lack of trees.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (m45I2)



Wait. I don't get it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (ga0eq)

89 This picture is devoid of, well, pretty much everything.



It has color and humps. Humps of color. And water and reflections.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (roQNm)

90 https://gab.ai/groups/00666130-79e9-42ed-af1f-e2d60f07c6ea
++++
also if you Morons missed it, AoS has a Gab page

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (y3aQB)

91 Way, Way, WAY too much color. Like a horny kaleidoscope raped the Behr aisle at Home Depot.

Two Colors, people. That's all you need.

But the vague shapes ... sure, still too literal for a true artist ... but all the same - meh, I dunno'.

This one's kinda' growing on me. But I'll kill any of you fuckers that quote me on that down at the studio.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (fiGNd)

92 Isn't Nancy Pelosi's hubby a bigwhig at Starkist?(and she has secured goodies for thm before iirc)

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (LiyEm)

93 CNN corrects the headline...

One Pterodactyl of data

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (8ikIW)

94 You do know that canned tuna can contain as much as 15% bottlenose dolphin? Although the canning companies claim they don't do it on porpoise.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)

As I was saying yesterday -- I don't eat things from cans. So doesn't effect me.

Also doesn't surprise me. I'm sure there are all kinds of non-tuna byproduct in Tuna.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (F5+ro)

95 I despise Britain

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (E/U1b)


I watch the occasional British crime drama tv shows, imported by PBS, usually. What I have noticed, is that these shows appear to be, not so much pc bs indoctrination, but the most insipid silly nonsense, genuflecting before the national narrative, and wrapped in these nice packages of fantasy, no less out of touch with reality than your average superhero movie.


Seriously. For all the white, wealthy, otherwise reasonably health people getting murdered as they do, your average American ghetto family would be devastated by it all.


Does it phase anybody? No, it does not. We kill off teenage girls, brothers of police officers, police officers themselves, college dons, politicians, famous athletes and performers... and every time. EVERY time, the killer is white and reasonably well off, at least.


It's kinda funny to watch. I play spot the killer, based on who is the most put together character in the first act.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (9chmE)

96 To be fair, it's not unreasonable to expect people to work and not blog from work if you're paying them to work.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)


Wasn't she a government employee? They have not working at work down to an art form.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (wdmm9)

97 >81
So is it too soon to start talking about AtC's naked body?

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (E/U1b)



**moves rapidly away from Lucius**


**MOPPs up**

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (sjdRT)

98 for chrome
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (JFO2v)
++++
Yes

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (y3aQB)

99 Isn't Nancy Pelosi's hubby a bigwhig at Starkist?(and she has secured goodies for thm before iirc)

It's why Nancy always smells like fish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (ga0eq)

100 >>I'm not sure, but IIRC, pre-2000, it was Red for Dems, Blue for R's.


Tim Russert in the 2000 election night coverage on his whiteboard started the color designation of blue = Dems and red = GOP.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (W+vEI)

101 Is she gone gone, or is she taking a break?

Posted by: Jon Anderson

Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil


She needs an iPhone 6S+. Big screen. Big enough to get on the top 10 list.
Her phone + her data plan + her time = boss has no say.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (RkYsP)

102 So Nancy Pelosi murders Flipper?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (ga0eq)

103 I would happily hang this painting in my home.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (MVpMt)

104 Use uBlock Origin

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)

uBleach Origin

Posted by: Imran Awan at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (zCyNd)

105 It seems to be lacking a certain, well, everything.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (m45I2)

106 You do know that canned tuna can contain as much as 15% bottlenose dolphin?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)


Just a hint of dark mustard really brings out the tangy notes of the dolphin.

Delicious !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (fiGNd)

107 how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red"

Tim Russert back in 2000. Wanted to stick it to Bush, so all media lapped it up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (7LY+6)

108 Has the look of some of Tolkien's own paintings of Middle Earth.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:41 AM (Boy/L)

109 would happily hang this painting in my home"

And I would be thrilled that it were there...

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:41 AM (7LY+6)

110 You do know that canned tuna can contain as much as 15% bottlenose dolphin?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)


Why not? We're perfectly willing to accept that that the average head of lettuce contains as much as 5% illegal alien.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:42 AM (ga0eq)

111 Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...

Posted by: Brother Cavil


If she worked for ScoggDog Technologies ... she wouldn't have that problem.

Just sayin' ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:42 AM (fiGNd)

112 This is a painting that supports my premise that it's the composition/ placement that makes a painting aesthetically pleasing. Subconsciously we look for balance .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:42 AM (MVpMt)

113 110 You do know that canned tuna can contain as much as 15% bottlenose dolphin?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)

Why not? We're perfectly willing to accept that that the average head of lettuce contains as much as 5% illegal alien.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

and black pepper is 50% fly shit

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (FZYNt)

114 It's kinda funny to watch. I play spot the killer, based on who is the most put together character in the first act. "

I do the same thing - sometimes it's too easy to even be fun. If there's ever a vicar or someone with an ecclesiastical collar in a modern brit show, he's always gonna turn out to be the culprit at the end.

Just imagine how shocked they would be if someone wrote a show were the child rapist turned out to be a moslem. It would be banned, no doubt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (V2Yro)

115 Wait. I don't get it.

Posted by: Cicero


******


Heh!


Every so often I throw in a straight comment, just to keep folks off balance.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)

116

EM COCONUT CREAM PI FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (mPeei)

117 and black pepper is 50% fly shit

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (FZYNt)


Water ... fish fuck in it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (fiGNd)

118 It has color and humps. Humps of color. And water and reflections.

So, are they drowning dromedary or bactrian camels?

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (RHEDC)

119 I would happily hang this painting in my home.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (MVpMt)



If your home was a 1970s Chevy van, then sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (ga0eq)

120 Well.. this painting lacks...something.

An ottoman, perhaps.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell-Freud at May 17, 2018 09:44 AM (zCyNd)

121 Every so often I throw in a straight comment, just to keep folks off balance.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)



Oh. I'd hate to go to work thinking I missed a pun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:44 AM (ga0eq)

122 Have you seen the ads for some Brit tv streaming service with the limey pajama boy?BBC has quotas for ethnicity and gender and sexuality that have to be filled in every program.

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (LiyEm)

123 Just a hint of dark mustard really brings out the tangy notes of the dolphin.


Of course. Almost all Bald Eagle recipes work well on dolphin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)

124 Every so often I throw in a straight comment, just to keep folks off balance.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)


Liability established.

*Falls, sues*

Posted by: Ambulance chaser at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (zCyNd)

125 Eeeeeee. Eeee. Eeee. EeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeee!

Posted by: Flipper at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)

126 AtC just can't post from work. I guess her phone/ phone plan isn't up to task. She still posts at night and of course she has that fabulous podcast on Tuesdays.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (9iLHi)

127 Eeeeeee. Eeee. Eeee. EeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeee!
Posted by: Flipper at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)



*beeep*

Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (ga0eq)

128 >>>Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil



The whole teaching spiders to jump on command in the science news forced her into the witness protection program.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (bML9A)

129 Of course. Almost all Bald Eagle recipes work well on dolphin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)


I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.

But I'd like to find out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (fiGNd)

130 From the sidebar:

Question: If I rub my dog's belly and he likes it and I like it, and we can't wait to do it after work, aren't we both sorta gay?
What about petting his ass?
What about sucking his dick? I mean, where's the line, right?


Sometimes I worry about you guys.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

131 I'm not especially fond of this style where there is so little blending or subtlety of colors.

The artist himself does interest me because of the wood engraving and linocut prints he produced and his later switch to watercolors as his usual medium.

Posted by: JTB at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (V+03K)

132 129. Sorta like panda, but not so lean

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (fA1SL)

133 So Nancy Pelosi murders Flipper?

For skin grafts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (Boy/L)

134 "Every so often I throw in a straight comment, just to keep folks off balance."

*giggles, more giggles*

Posted by: Gymnasts at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (zCyNd)

135 Don't forget Hillary worked in a fish processing factory in Alaska once. Probably owned by Starkist. Most if not all of us have forgotten this tidbit of Hillary's past. Or am I dreaming this?

Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (f7iKb)

136 Sorta like panda, but not so lean

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (fA1SL)


I bet Miniature Giraffe makes a kick-ass appetizer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (fiGNd)

137 Looks like a lot of blue cooler packs. Or bra paddings.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

138 Dog sex

a line too far

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (FZYNt)

139
Looked at GAB last night for a little while, and gave up on it.

Concept is fine, the execution flat sucks. The site is NOT user friendly at all. ( caveat--I'm not a computer fan, so take note of that, please).

I'll wait a bit , see if things improve.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (S/hVx)

140
Tuna? Dolphin? Chicken parts? Parts is parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTzLVIc-O5E

protein is protein.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (roQNm)

141 I got an Alex getting clamped down on joke right here ...

... but I can't do it. Even I can't do it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (fiGNd)

142 136. Meh.....they're really just a vector for elephant sauce.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (fA1SL)

143 I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.

But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog

A nice Buerre Blanc sauce would work with that

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (8ikIW)

144 Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)
====================


That bothered me all night long.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

145 If I had to guess, the D's didn't like the allusion to communism so they colluded to get the media to change their maps.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)
---
You write as if they were separate groups.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (vDqXW)

146
When The Breaks Are Beating The Buoys - a limerick

Big Tuna is worse than The Ripper
Price fixing? A real double dipper
But we do what we can
To stand up to The Man
Go out there, win one for the Flipper!

Posted by: Flipper at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (m45I2)

147 Don't forget Hillary worked in a fish processing factory in Alaska once. Probably owned by Starkist. Most if not all of us have forgotten this tidbit of Hillary's past.

She captained a fishing boat. During the Cuban missile crisis. Under fire from Soviet submarines who resented a woman in a position of power.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (Boy/L)

148 That's not Nessy, that's a sniper!

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (2Mnv1)

149 108 Has the look of some of Tolkien's own paintings of Middle Earth."

This painting is from 1929 - representative of early 20th century commercial art, heavily influenced by the Deco movement. Tolkien's art reflected the same influence, and it's a style I like quite a bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (V2Yro)

150 I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.

But I'd like to find out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (fiGNd)

I advise against alligator goulash.

The alligator meat works fine, one handed pot stirring is a pain.

Posted by: Chef Boyar-Miklos at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (zCyNd)

151 That bothered me all night long.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (lwiT4)


I say we get him a puppy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (fiGNd)

152 It's kinda funny to watch. I play spot the killer, based on who is the most put together character in the first act. "


----------------------------------------------
I do the same thing - sometimes it's too easy to even be fun. If
there's ever a vicar or someone with an ecclesiastical collar in a
modern brit show, he's always gonna turn out to be the culprit at the
end.



Just imagine how shocked they would be if someone wrote a show were
the child rapist turned out to be a moslem. It would be banned, no
doubt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (V2Yro)


The worst is Grantchester. It started out as a buddy cop show, with one of the "cops" being the crime solving vicar! Then they turned our vicar into a sexing, drinking, miserable sot, and the cop cheats on his wife, and there's of course a gay vicar, and everyone who is racist gets it in the end.


Did I mention this silly show is set in the 50s? The first two seasons were alright, one could tolerate the anachronisms, because the stories were interesting. Now the crimes are just a sidenote. It's all pc soap opera.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:50 AM (9chmE)

153 Dog sex

a line too far


What if I identify as a Boston Terrier?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:50 AM (Boy/L)

154 I believe the dog thing was just ace being funny.If there is no attribution in the sidebar it is ace.

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (LiyEm)

155 Water ... fish fuck in it."

Just keep it outta my Scotch.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (7LY+6)

156 119 I would happily hang this painting in my home.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM

If your home was a 1970s Chevy van, then sure."

DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (V2Yro)

157 /porpoiseful sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)

158 Water ... fish fuck in it."

Just keep it outta my Scotch.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (7LY+6)


As opposed to Beer ... still mostly water.

I guess the Fish Jism keeps me young.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (fiGNd)

159 Since AtC is no longer present days to be traumatized by squirrel-related content...



https://fxn.ws/2Ktl6mc
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)



Sounds like a rat king in the making. Squirrel King?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (2K6fY)

160 You need miniature giraffe? I smuggle them in my socks. Smuggle in underwear cost extra.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (zCyNd)

161 My buddy saw a dog licking himself the other day and said "boy I wish I could do that!"

I said "Jim don't do it that dog will bite you for sure!"

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (FZYNt)

162 From the sidebar:



Question: If I rub my dog's belly and he likes it and I like it,
and we can't wait to do it after work, aren't we both sorta gay?

What about petting his ass?

What about sucking his dick? I mean, where's the line, right?



Sometimes I worry about you guys.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)


I'm assuming that's our Ace posting that. Probably when he was fasting.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (9chmE)

163
The alligator meat works fine, one handed pot stirring is a pain.
Posted by: Chef Boyar-Miklos

Now Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by hisself in the swamp...

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (8ikIW)

164 A few taller mountains with snow and a smaller lake and this painting would be tarnished.

Posted by: Rex B at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (1MF22)

165
Actually, how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red? Surely not intentional. Surely not. Dems would never project like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)


Thise were the party colors in 2000, when time stopped and AlGore was denied his rightful win. Had that not occurred, the colors would have flipped in 2004, per what had been the usual practice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (xAnaP)

166 The painting s mind expanding--like a peyote smoothie.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (r9UYA)

167 162. Fasting + dehydration + DIY supplements = poor bastard is on a vision-quest, clearly

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)

168 protein is protein. "

Parts is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (7LY+6)

169 About the painting - except for the water and trees, kinda looks like the Painted Desert. That doesn't really add much, but hey, it's a comment.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (PbH71)

170 Ah, Googled it: from politico:
Hillary Clinton says that cleaning Alaskan salmon helped prepare her for the White House. In an interview on Thursday with theSkimm, a daily newsletter that focuses on women aged 22-34, Clinton said, One of the best jobs I had to prepare me to be president was sliming fish in.....

Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (f7iKb)

171 167 162. Fasting + dehydration + DIY supplements = poor bastard is on a vision-quest, clearly
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)

So he saw four dogs?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

172 143
I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.



But I'd like to find out.

Posted by: ScoggDog



A nice Buerre Blanc sauce would work with that

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (8ikIW)

*****I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (Fb9aZ)

173 A few taller mountains with snow and a smaller lake and this painting would be tarnished.
Posted by: Rex B at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (1MF22)
---
But it might be happier with more happy trees.

Posted by: Bob Ross & Bill Alexander at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (vDqXW)

174 I'm assuming that's our Ace posting that. Probably when he was fasting.

I believe that was one of the theories bouncing around last night when that popped up.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (RHEDC)

175 Hillary Clinton says that cleaning Alaskan salmon helped prepare her for the White House."

Ah yes. The famed "I was named after Sir Edmund" clause...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:56 AM (7LY+6)

176 I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.

But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog


Tastes like spotted owl.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 09:56 AM (RkYsP)

177
*****I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's
Posted by: Publius Redux

A plate of fried Snail Darter as an appetizer...
My buds are a twanging now

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

178 170 Was that before or after she tried to join the Marine Corps?

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (LiyEm)

179 Carmichael was a member of the Group of Seven. We saw some of his works when in Canada's national museum in Ottawa. Beautiful stuff.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (Fi5Df)

180 Cleaning fish is where I learned the skills to gut my opposition.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (vDqXW)

181 (146) I still miss Leslie Nielson.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (RuIsu)

182 A well executed painting, with the minor quibble, that upon close examination, the area numbered "6" appears to have been painting using the same tone, tint and texture as the area numbered "4", despite clearly written instructions to the contrary...

Posted by: Maitre Miklos at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (zCyNd)

183 Don't forget Hillary worked in a fish processing factory in Alaska once. Probably owned by Starkist. Most if not all of us have forgotten this tidbit of Hillary's past. Or am I dreaming this?

You're not dreaming.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9j8a9ue

Hillary called it her favorite summer job. Apparently when she tells the story she leaves out the part where she got fired after a week.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (iv0p7)

184 162. Fasting + dehydration + DIY supplements = poor bastard is on a vision-quest, clearly

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)


I'm kinda picturing Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (9chmE)

185 Sounds like a rat king in the making. Squirrel King?

Posted by: Kindltot


I wonder if a nine-tailed kitsune could form its own fox king...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)

186 I can't imagine four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie. The labor would be too much. It would seem like a net energy loss.

Too much work for too little nutrition.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (roQNm)

187 Birmingham mayor responds to church sign saying 'black folks need to stay out of white churches'

Drudge doesn't mention that it's a black church, run by a racist black pastor.

Drudge needs to change his gloryhole diet

Posted by: REDACTED at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (Ymy4N)

188
Looked at GAB last night for a little while, and gave up on it.

Concept is fine, the execution flat sucks


Agreed

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (xAnaP)

189 A few taller mountains with snow and a smaller lake and this painting would be tarnished.

But then we couldn't a fjord it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (fuK7c)

190 I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.

But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog


Tastes like spotted owl.

Posted by: rickb223


Knew a gal with a killer Delta Smelt casserole...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (AM1GF)

191 I'm kinda picturing Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.

More like Brando at the end.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (Boy/L)

192 Hillary called it her favorite summer job. Apparently when she tells the story she leaves out the part where she got fired after a week.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (iv0p7)



So, pretty much like her job on the Watergate committee then.

You have to hand it to her. The gal does know how to fail upward.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (ga0eq)

193 184. Dennis Hopper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (fA1SL)

194 If I had to guess, the D's didn't like the allusion to communism so they colluded to get the media to change their maps.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)


The conservative ANR party in Paraguay uses a red star for its logo and red shirts and red bandanas for rally wear.

It is a very traditional thing, they are called the Colorados. But it is somewhat odd for someone used to the whole Comintern thing, and the Bandera Roja stuff.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2018 10:00 AM (2K6fY)

195 I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's
Posted by: Publius Redux

Will you swap for our recipe "Kippered Kittens?"

Can send pics.

Posted by: Chef de Cuisine Miklos at May 17, 2018 10:00 AM (zCyNd)

196
I can't imagine four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie. The labor would be too much. It would seem like a net energy loss.



Too much work for too little nutrition.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (roQNm)


I had a real problem with that "song" when I was a kid. No way the birds would survive the baking process. I just couldn't take the incongruity of it all.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (9chmE)

197 Hillary worked in a fish processing factory in Alaska once.


****


That may be where she learned how to tip the scales of justice in her favor.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)

198 184 162. Fasting + dehydration + DIY supplements = poor bastard is on a vision-quest, clearly

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)


I'm kinda picturing Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (9chmE)

Endor. Shit. I was still in Endor.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

199 Seriously. How am I supposed to snort coke off that mirror?

Posted by: Former Congressman Trey Radel (R-Florida) at May 17, 2018 10:02 AM (MnkFD)

200 True story...there is monster, kind of like Loch Ness, but a lot scarier, that lives in the deep there. Used to eat all the fishermen. Sad. That is why you see no one fishing. No boats.

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2018 10:02 AM (bUjCl)

201 A few taller mountains with snow and a smaller lake and this painting would be tarnished.

But then we couldn't a fjord it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (fuK7c)

Sir:

We are pleased to inform you that you have not been accepted to our program, and never will be.


Sincerely,

All Ivy League Summer Master Class Writing Workshops

Posted by: Point admitted at May 17, 2018 10:03 AM (zCyNd)

202 191 I'm kinda picturing Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.

More like Brando at the end.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (Boy/L)


"The Hora. The Hora..."

- - Rabbi Kurtzman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 10:03 AM (VM6ev)

203 199 Seriously. How am I supposed to snort coke off that mirror?
Posted by: Former Congressman Trey Radel (R-Florida) at May 17, 2018 10:02 AM (MnkFD)


"I show you! Ancient Chinese secret..."

- - Elaine Chao

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 10:03 AM (VM6ev)

204 202. Very well-played.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (fA1SL)

205 I'm kinda picturing Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.


---------------------------------------
More like Brando at the end.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (Boy/L)


Nah, Brando was too self-aware.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (9chmE)

206 I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.

Harry, the universe is giving you signs here. It's not too late.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (mk7Bj)

207 That may be where she learned how to tip the scales of justice in her favor."

So we're just egging you on now?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (7LY+6)

208

Where is Willow? Come to me my Willow....


Posted by: Pot at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (mPeei)

209
Donald J. Trump

Congratulations America, we are now into the second year of the greatest Witch Hunt in American History...and there is still No Collusion and No Obstruction. The only Collusion was that done by Democrats who were unable to win an Election despite the spending of far more money!

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (y3aQB)

210 206 I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.

Harry, the universe is giving you signs here. It's not too late.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (mk7Bj)


This is his punishment for dressing like Hitler at a costume party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (VM6ev)

211 I had a real problem with that "song" when I was a kid. No way the birds would survive the baking process. I just couldn't take the incongruity of it all.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (9chmE)



Henry VIII was allegedly served such a pie, with live birds in it. Not really sure why this was supposed to be appetizing.

I suppose that in the 16th century they didn't have the technology to make baked goods that contain actual strippers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (ga0eq)

212 197 Hillary worked in a fish processing factory in Alaska once.


****


That may be where she learned how to tip the scales of justice in her favor.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)


I love you so much. Thank you for your amazing wit. And expansive knowledge of medical codes.

Posted by: moki at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (V+V48)

213 The harrah. The harrah.

Posted by: Boston Kurtz at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (MnkFD)

214 Anyone watching the "Picasso" series on Nat Geo? If it's even remotely accurate, he was some piece of work.

Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (0+nbW)

215 I had a real problem with that "song" when I was a kid. No way the birds would survive the baking process. I just couldn't take the incongruity of it all.

That one always bothered me because of the cruelty to the birds.

But like most cruel old world stories/poems, this poem actually has been softened and used to be even more cruel.

The 1744 printed version was:
Sing a Song of Sixpence,
A bag full of Rye,
Four and twenty Naughty Boys,
Baked in a Pye.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (iv0p7)

216 So we're just egging you on now?


****

No. I'm fin-ished.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (m45I2)

217 I love you so much. Thank you for your amazing wit. "

Yeah, he's full of..... wit.

And will probably go all Sally Fields on us.

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)

218 I'm telling you - ace could do one hell of a Dennis Hopper Apocalypse Now rant.

...you don't hang half a shelf & etc.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (fA1SL)

219 184. Dennis Hopper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (fA1SL)


Hopper was too coherent.


Maybe Hopper in Blue Velvet.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (9chmE)

220 Tony Shaffer

One Year In, The Russia Investigations Keep Leading To The Investigators - like a big German Shepherd chasing its tail...it will soon stop and start licking itself... http://bit.ly/2Kyy3uS

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:07 AM (y3aQB)

221 Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (iv0p7)

I love it!

Posted by: GRRRRRRM Martin at May 17, 2018 10:07 AM (suO/a)

222 217 I love you so much. Thank you for your amazing wit. "

Yeah, he's full of..... wit.

And will probably go all Sally Fields on us.

Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)




Groan. But also well played. : )

Posted by: moki at May 17, 2018 10:07 AM (V+V48)

223 RE grammie's @39 comment in J.J.'s thread.

Another good reason to follow John Jay's advice in his letter to Penn representative John Murray.

Posted by: teej at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (Ixqnq)

224 I wonder if a nine-tailed kitsune could form its own fox king...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)


Don't be silly. Kitsune are girls.

Fox Queen, maybe.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (2K6fY)

225 The thing to remember with the stripper cakes is this - bake the cake FIRST, then insert the stripper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (fA1SL)

226 Drudge needs to change his gloryhole diet

Posted by: REDACTED
----------
I haven't looked at Drudge in months as it started to turn to shit a while ago. I gave up on him when he seemed more into posting article after article about sex robots and various click baits for NY Slimes and WaPo.. no need - get my daily take of the news from JJ's morning report and it literally takes me the rest of the day to get through the link-fu.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (8SR1L)

227 Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
When all of our great-great-grandparents came to America they weren't "animals," and these people aren't either.

I don't know about your great-great-grandparents, Chuckie, but you are definitely a snake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (+y/Ru)

228 I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.

Updated list of things I care about in priority order.

4,601,105,612. The Oscars
4,601,105,613. British "royalty"
4,601,105,614. Who hosts the Oscars

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)

229 225 The thing to remember with the stripper cakes is this - bake the cake FIRST, then insert the stripper.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (fA1SL)

Whoops....

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

230 No. I'm fin-ished."

That's just...


shad.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (7LY+6)

231
I had a real problem with that "song" when I was a kid. No way the
birds would survive the baking process. I just couldn't take the
incongruity of it all.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (9chmE)





Henry VIII was allegedly served such a pie, with live birds in it. Not really sure why this was supposed to be appetizing.



I suppose that in the 16th century they didn't have the technology to make baked goods that contain actual strippers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (ga0eq)


Must have been for different values of "baked."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (9chmE)

232 Updated list of things I care about in priority order."

So there IS a number...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (7LY+6)

233 If school shootings didn't already exist, they would invent them.

Has Hogg said anything about the school shooting yesterday that was foiled because the cop on duty wasn't a coward?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)

234 That may be where she learned how to tip the scales of justice in her favor."

So we're just egging you on now?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (7LY+6)

When Hillary dealt with the fish eggs, she needed more than rubber boots. It paid better, but she hated the prescribed work garb.

For her, it was always roe vs. waders.

Posted by: Peak reached at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (zCyNd)

235 Breakfast for millennials.

https://bit.ly/2wQECH5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)

236 I'm usually baked!

HUMA, MOAR GIN!!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (ga0eq)

237 EMPANADA FODDY FI.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (fA1SL)

238 Did I miss the DRUDGEREPORT link to the NYT and FBI spying on Trump? Or is DRUDGE just plain MSM shit now?

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (m7LQK)

239 214 Anyone watching the "Picasso" series on Nat Geo? If it's even remotely accurate, he was some piece of work.
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (0+nbW)

Yes, but he was a GENIUS, so anything he did is OK. Or so it's been strongly implied to me on more than one occasion. John Lennon too.

Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

240 228 I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.
________________________________________

Yeah, the Royal Family was f***ed up enough.

They have to go out and recruit a new breed of crazy to keep the tabloids busy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (ATVNj)

241 Best Stripper Cake Ever ....

... Erika Eleniak

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (fiGNd)

242 I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.


-----------------------------------------
Updated list of things I care about in priority order.



4,601,105,612. The Oscars

4,601,105,613. British "royalty"

4,601,105,614. Who hosts the Oscars



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)


Oh man, don't get me started. I'll take popular "music"and the opinions of its makers for 4.601,105,615, Alex.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (9chmE)

243 Harry, the universe is giving you signs here. It's not too late.

I heard she's already forbidden him from hunting and is now turning him vegan. No cooter on Earth is worth *that*.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)

244 Has Hogg said anything about the school shooting yesterday that was foiled because the cop on duty wasn't a coward?

Let's get all the physics experts from MSNBC to tell us about muzzle velocities again. IT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE FROM 20 FEET AWAY, YOU KNOW.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (Boy/L)

245 195
I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's

Posted by: Publius Redux



Will you swap for our recipe "Kippered Kittens?"



Can send pics.

Posted by: Chef de Cuisine Miklos at May 17, 2018 10:00 AM (zCyNd)

***
More chicken fried fuzzy bunnies sir?

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (Fb9aZ)

246 roe vs. waders.


********


Well played!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)

247 Best Stripper Cake Ever ....

... Erika Eleniak"

Yes, please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:13 AM (7LY+6)

248 >>She captained a fishing boat. During the Cuban missile crisis. Under fire from Soviet submarines who resented a woman in a position of power.






Yeah, I imagine the only work Hillz would deem worthy of her talents on a fishing boat is supervise.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:13 AM (W+vEI)

249 I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.

I heard on the radio this morning Markle's Dad has been helping out the paparazzi.

I don't know if you can blame the guy though. As long as the pictures aren't compromising, who cares if they take some shots of the two sitting together in a garden? Plus, you get some folding money. Also, dude's like 70 and is recovering from a heart surgery.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (iv0p7)

250 Best Stripper Cake Ever ....

... Erika Eleniak

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (

"Under Seige" right? That was a surprise the first time I watched the DVD.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (roQNm)

251 Drudge is a bad a Yahoo and other news sources. Just click-bait, it ups the supposed interest in the NYT's and other publishers.

Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (f7iKb)

252 Anyone watching the "Picasso" series on Nat Geo? If it's even remotely accurate, he was some piece of work.

Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (0+nbW)



Yes, but he was a GENIUS, so anything he did is OK. Or so it's been
strongly implied to me on more than one occasion. John Lennon too.

Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (OyyDO)


Girls could not resist his stare. Pablo Picasso was never called an 'asshole.'

Not in New York.

Posted by: Jonathan Richman at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (9chmE)

253 242
I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.




-----------------------------------------
Updated list of things I care about in priority order.





4,601,105,612. The Oscars


4,601,105,613. British "royalty"


4,601,105,614. Who hosts the Oscars






Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)


Oh man, don't get me started. I'll take popular "music"and the opinions of its makers for 4.601,105,615, Alex.


Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (9chmE)
*****
you would need to add scientific notation to thise numbers to get to my ranking
just add "10 x 10 to the tenth power" to that and you will get my drift

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (Fb9aZ)

254 The thing to remember with the stripper cakes is this - bake the cake FIRST, then insert the stripper.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (fA1SL)

Whoops....

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses


Need some quicklime...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (AM1GF)

255 Sing a Song of Sixpence,
A bag full of Rye,
Four and twenty Naughty Boys,
Baked in a Pye.

-
Ahh. The Harry Reid version.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)

256 No cooter on Earth is worth *that*.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM


Ahem.

Posted by: Lena at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (ctuyM)

257 Yeah, I imagine the only work Hillz would deem worthy of her talents on a fishing boat is supervise."

Yeah. About that - the only source of Hildabeast "working" in a cannery is, amazingly, Hilda herself.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (7LY+6)

258 161 My buddy saw a dog licking himself the other day and said "boy I wish I could do that!"

I said "Jim don't do it that dog will bite you for sure!"
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (FZYNt)

Alternate ending:
"Don't you think you should introduce yourself first?"

Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (1zldQ)

259 I could see Felonia on one of them 'trawlers' what the Reds always had out. Festooned with antennae, and neither nets nor cranes nor any sort of fishing gear anywhere to be seen on them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (fA1SL)

260 241 Best Stripper Cake Ever ....

... Erika Eleniak
Posted by: ScoggDog

fuck yes

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (FZYNt)

261 No cooter on Earth is worth *that*.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018

*
*
That's what we told King Henry about breaking with Rome over that Anne Boleyn creature, but would he listen?

Posted by: Henry VIII's Councilors at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (VeiQZ)

262 Sincere condolences to ibguy on the passing on of his sister.

RIP

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (W+kMI)

263 Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
When all of our great-great-grandparents came to America they weren't "animals," and these people aren't either.

I don't know about your great-great-grandparents, Chuckie, but you are definitely a snake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Mine weren't. But they were treated like they were.
(Irish)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:16 AM (RkYsP)

264 Best Stripper Cake Ever ....



... Erika Eleniak



Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (



"Under Seige" right? That was a surprise the first time I watched the DVD.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (roQNm)


Poor girl had to kiss Stephen Segal. At the end of the film. I get the nudity, I get the totally silly plot point of her sorta learning to be a soldier, on the fly... but in the end, a completely out of place "romance" budding between her and that goofball? Man, what actresses have to go through.....

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:16 AM (9chmE)

265 She captained a fishing boat. During the Cuban missile crisis. Under fire from Soviet submarines who resented a woman in a position of power.

-
Evacuating soldiers from Dunkirk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)

266 I'm not sure how anyone can disagree that MS13 are animals - peace love and understanding aside.

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:17 AM (AjNMO)

267 That's what we told King Henry about breaking with Rome over that Anne Boleyn creature, but would he listen?

Posted by: Henry VIII's Councilors at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (VeiQZ)

Was that the chick w/6 fingers?

Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:18 AM (0+nbW)

268
Poor girl had to kiss Stephen Segal. At the end of the film. I get the nudity, I get the totally silly plot point of her sorta learning to be a soldier, on the fly... but in the end, a completely out of place "romance" budding between her and that goofball? Man, what actresses have to go through.....
Posted by: BurtTC

I would also recommend "Chasers" where she has a brief sex scene with some dude. the rest of the movie is throwaway.

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 10:18 AM (FZYNt)

269 Like you haven't already ... go google Erika Eleniak Stripper Cake.

Tell 'em ScoggDog sent ya'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (fiGNd)

270 264 Well it was either her having to kiss him or one of the other sailors, so....

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (AjNMO)

271 IT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE FROM 20 FEET AWAY, YOU KNOW.

I did the math at the time and at 100 feet, the difference between the time it takes an average .223 to complete the distance and a 9mm is less than a quarter of the time it takes to blink.

So, uh, it's not like you're jumping out of the way or anything. If you both fired at the same time, and both were on target, on the scale of unassisted human perception you get hit simultaneously.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (iv0p7)

272 I'm not sure how anyone can disagree that MS13 are animals - peace love and understanding aside.

Most of the media is omitting that he was talking about MS13 and claiming he was talking about all Hispanics. I saw a minor NeverTrumper go apoplectic on Twitter because the MFM insists on proving Trump's point.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (ZGrMX)

273

Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

https://tinyurl.com/ybefjuax

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (IqV8l)

274 That's what we told King Henry "

Yeah, what am I, chopped... herring?

Posted by: Catherine of Aragon at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (7LY+6)

275 I did the math at the time and at 100 feet, the difference between the time it takes an average .223 to complete the distance and a 9mm is less than a quarter of the time it takes to blink.

What if you blink REALLY FAST?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (Boy/L)

276 262 Sincere condolences to ibguy on the passing on of his sister.

RIP
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (W+kMI)

I just read that. ibguy, prayers for you and your family. May the Almighty give you comfort.

Posted by: moki at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (V+V48)

277 "Under Seige" right? That was a surprise the first time I watched the DVD.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl


Largely filmed in Mobile. The USS Alabama stood in for the Missouri, while the sub was the USS Drum.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (AM1GF)

278 Most of the media is omitting that he was talking about MS13 and claiming he was talking about all Hispanics.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (ZGrMX)


Well ... if we're too stupid to know the difference, it would probably be best to play it safe and keep 'em all out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (fiGNd)

279 Dip shit Rubio is out today saying he sees no reason to end the Mueller investigation.

Let it run its course and the facts will come out.

Meanwhile enemies of the Deep State will be fianancially ruined and or entrapped into process crimes.

Fucking clown asshole fuck weasel.


I hate all these guys.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (UfMVm)

280 Under Seige - Tommy Lee Jones "what the hell was I thinking" moment.

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (AjNMO)

281 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

And now we begin the death spiral.

This will be fun.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (Boy/L)

282 271. This is why I carry the CZ52. The extra velocity of the superior SMR handgun cartridge makes all the difference

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (fA1SL)

283 107 how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red"

Tim Russert back in 2000. Wanted to stick it to Bush, so all media lapped it up...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (7LY+6)


*cough*
And conservatives happily repeat it to this day.
*end cough*

Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (xjiRE)

284 "You remember Uncle Joe?
He was the one afraid to cut the cane.
Who'll tell poor Aunt Sarah?
Joe's run off to Mirror Lake . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (VeiQZ)

"You remember Uncle Joe?
He was the one afraid to cut the cheese.
Who'll tell poor Aunt Sarah
Joe exploded from the methane build-up in his colon"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (9BLnV)

285 273

Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

https://tinyurl.com/ybefjuax

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (IqV8l)

lol

Never negotiate with social justice terrorists.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Dp6qK)

286 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label


I no whut 2 do next time I using the facilitays at Sto-buk

nedd mo sharpies

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring rapper and attorney at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (zCyNd)

287
I'm not sure how anyone can disagree that MS13 are animals

That statement is demeaning. To animals.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (IqV8l)

288 267 That's what we told King Henry about breaking with Rome over that Anne Boleyn creature, but would he listen?

Posted by: Henry VIII's Councilors at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (VeiQZ)

Was that the chick w/6 fingers?
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018

*
*
Yeah, and she still couldn't deliver a decent handy.

Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (VeiQZ)

289 http://bit.ly/2wM56JX
+++++
10 Takeaways From NYT's Defense Of FBI Spying On Trump Campaign

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (y3aQB)

290 266
I'm not sure how anyone can disagree that MS13 are animals - peace love and understanding aside.

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:17 AM (AjNMO)

***
Yeppers - and this is how Trump is going to ram this right up jerkoffs like Chucki Schemer's backside.

"Fake news - I was referring to MS-13 when I said animals. Does cryin' Chuck Schumer think that MS-13 are not animals? Does he support MS-13 in killing Americans? Why does he support gangs terrorists? Call him and tell him to stop (202) 224-6542"
@realdonald trump

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Fb9aZ)

291 Largely filmed in Mobile. The USS Alabama stood in for the Missouri, while the sub was the USS Drum.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:20

Gary Bussey in drag saying "Do I look crazy to you?"

heh

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (roQNm)

292 Let it run its course and the facts will come out. "

Actually, I agree. Let the Mewling continue forever and a day...

And the libnutz can keep storing up their paper mache orange heads and such.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (7LY+6)

293 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

And now we begin the death spiral.

This will be fun.
Posted by: Circa


Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (RkYsP)

294 What if you blink REALLY FAST?

Less than a third?

I dunno, ask your mother. I'm watching TV.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (iv0p7)

295 271 IT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE FROM 20 FEET AWAY, YOU KNOW.

I did the math at the time and at 100 feet, the difference between the time it takes an average .223 to complete the distance and a 9mm is less than a quarter of the time it takes to blink.

So, uh, it's not like you're jumping out of the way or anything. If you both fired at the same time, and both were on target, on the scale of unassisted human perception you get hit simultaneously.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (iv0p7)

================

Yep. To the uninformed (read as the entire MSM) 3000 fps and 1300 fps sound like a massive difference and they are-over about 100 yards. 20 feet? The main difference will be the holes they leave and how messy it is. You ain't dodging either.

Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (/uolS)

296 Yeah, and she still couldn't deliver a decent handy."

So I moved in, and...

Posted by: Jane Seymour at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (7LY+6)

297 264 Well it was either her having to kiss him or one of the other sailors, so....

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (AjNMO)


I can't speak for the ladies, and actresses have to do some serious acting... both on screen and on the casting couch, but all things considered, I would think a young lass would rather kiss Gary Busey in drag than have to deal with Stephen Segall.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (9chmE)

298 Inmates revolt at Venezuela detention center, Utah man pleads for help...

May be like the Bastille.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

299 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

And now we begin the death spiral.

This will be fun.
Posted by: Circa

"Sir, why are you holding a Sharpie in your hand ? None of your business ! ok, here is your grande."

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (bUjCl)

300 297 Dude was married to Kelly Le Brock so something must be jammin

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (AjNMO)

301 296 Yeah, and she still couldn't deliver a decent handy."

So I moved in, and...
Posted by: Jane Seymour at May 17, 2018

*
*
True, she was the one who delivered the male heir. I liked her work in Live and Let Die, too.

Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (VeiQZ)

302 But to be clear I think Segal is repellant in every way

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (AjNMO)

303 I can't take this guy Rubio.

What a piece of shit.

The LE and IC did a good job with regards to dicovering Russian interfernece in the 2016 election???


Fuck you you piece of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (UfMVm)

304 293 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

And now we begin the death spiral.

This will be fun.
Posted by: Circa


Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (RkYsP)

When once you've paid the Danegeld the Dane never goes away.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (RD7QR)

305 282 271. This is why I carry the CZ52. The extra velocity of the superior SMR handgun cartridge makes all the difference
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (fA1SL)

==============

Don't you mean "Coked up loading of a German cartridge"? Agree on the CZ52, awesome gun. Screams "Retro-Futuristic Space Gun", just like the early ARs.

Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (/uolS)

306 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label "

And what's really funny is that "Beaner" is photo shopped out in some media pics.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (7LY+6)

307 Yeah, and she still couldn't deliver a decent handy."

So I moved in, and...
Posted by: Jane Seymour at May 17, 2018
*
*
True, she was the one who delivered the male heir. I liked her work in Live and Let Die, too.
Posted by: Henry VIII


Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:27 AM (RkYsP)

308 297 Dude was married to Kelly Le Brock so something must be jammin

Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (AjNMO)


Like I said, Hollowwood actresses have to do some acting. Now, she had basically two talents, and not much else. For what it was worth, he was bankable for a while there. I'm sure she liked that.


Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:27 AM (9chmE)

309 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

-
They need another self criticism session, this time presided over by Edward James Olmos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)

310 Good news! Just got word that MyMan may be coming home in two weeks! Passed his PT with flying colors and we're now waiting for the Army doc's OK.

Whoot!

Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (OyyDO)

311 @292

Let the investigation continue?

Even though it's now been proven without a shadow of a doubt it's completley illigitimate?

Even as it continues to bankrupt and destroy people from both a financial and reputation standpoint?


Ridiculous.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (UfMVm)

312 305. Love that round. Love it. Insane velocity, deafening report, yuuuge fireball, all in a handgun that looks, as you say, like the 1950's concept of a future handgun.

And makes a handy warhammer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (fA1SL)

313 Starbucks might implode like a submarine past crush depth.LOL

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (LiyEm)

314 The very well educated deck guides on board USS Missouri openly mock Cher. If you mention Steven Segal, they say, "Well, not as bad."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (H5rtT)

315 Jane Seymour is now 67. I only relatively recently moved her into the Zero category. It was a tough day in the ScoggCienda.

But Jane ... you held on for a long, long time. An unbelievably damn fine run. We salute you.

And did. Many, many times.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (fiGNd)

316 Largely filmed in Mobile. The USS Alabama stood in for the Missouri, while the sub was the USS Drum.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:20

Favorite Mobile story-

Driving through on I-10 with a friend who went to school with the sisters, we saw a billboard that said "Attention Mobile Catholics!".

Friend (in Nawlins accent) "Who dem Mobile Catlicks? Same as Roamin' Catlicks?"

Posted by: Miklos, Roll Wave! at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (zCyNd)

317 I'm not sure how anyone can disagree that MS13 are animals - peace love and understanding aside.
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Maybe you can *disagree* that calling them that is best, but how do you make the case that it crosses a line? If you can't shortchange members of the gang whose slogan is "Murder Rape Mayhem", then who can you call anything?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (vDqXW)

318 If you accept the colors, the reflection is superbly done. You infer perfectly calm water.

Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2018 10:30 AM (ZpfqO)

319 Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (AjNMO)
++++
he also beat her up

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:30 AM (y3aQB)

320 Jane Seymour is now 67. "

Is that before or after they dug her up?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)

321 312 305. Love that round. Love it. Insane velocity, deafening report, yuuuge fireball, all in a handgun that looks, as you say, like the 1950's concept of a future handgun.

And makes a handy warhammer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (fA1SL)

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On my list of things to do before I croak is to build a Sten Gun in 7.62 Tok. I bet that round (expecially the hotter Privi loadings rated for 1600fps) is absolutely screaming out of a 16 inch barrel.

Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (/uolS)

322 Nice painting. Bet it's Russian.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (0/B0s)

323 great news Kris!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (9iLHi)

324 Favorite Mobile story-


Ah. I had the Memphis blues again.

Posted by: R. Zimmerman at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (fuK7c)

325 Just not a fan of the style. Change the colors to go with the decor.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (MIKMs)

326 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

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Their only option is free coffee to MS-13 members.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

327 321. I saw where someone was making a Sterling knockoff in 7.62 Tok. I snapped up the pps43 knockoff a while back. Yeah....that extra barrel length really lets Stalin's Ice-Pick shine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:33 AM (fA1SL)

328 Now that Anne of Cleves . . . not my taste at all. She had flat feet! And this notion that women should be the equal of men. Talk about a turn-off.

Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:33 AM (VeiQZ)

329 I saw where someone was making a Sterling knockoff in 7.62 Tok. I snapped up the pps43 knockoff a while back. Yeah....that extra barrel length really lets Stalin's Ice-Pick shine.

I no make nice painting for you.

Posted by: Frida Kahlo at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (zCyNd)

330 This art made me think of The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet, a book my kid had to read in 3rd grade. I remember it well because he had to do a huge report on it, complete with answering complex questions and artwork. Helpful mother that I am, I sat down with him and started to get a feel for how much he knew. It went something like this:

Me: So, tell me a bit about what this book is about.
Jr. Black: Ugh.... *blank stare*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (mQ0Mc)

331 s that before or after they dug her up?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)


Kidding, right ? She's still kickin'.

They've started airbrushing the Hell out of Jane. But when you see her on video, like in an interview - there's only so much they can do.

But jeez ... she's 67. What a run.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (fiGNd)

332 326 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

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Their only option is free coffee to MS-13 members.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

Or else.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

333 Hey Starbucks also serves Asian customers their coffee in YELLOW cups....how's that for racism??? I think white people should have to pay for everyone's Starbucks!!!///

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (9iLHi)

334 @263
"Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
When all of our great-great-grandparents came to America they weren't "animals," and these people aren't either. "

If the Constitution is a "living breathing thing" as you Progs love to say, then so the fuck is history. When my great grandparents and other assorted progenitors came here they wanted to become American in language and culture, and there was no welfare state enabling their potentially worst instincts for laziness or dependency.

The culture at large, and particularly the schools, universally enforced assimilation: requiring English, teaching American history and civics, demanding appropriate participation in the civic rituals like standing for the Pledge of Allegiance and the national anthem.

The country as a whole had less than half its present population. Every small town along the Eastern seaboard had not yet been packed with subdivisions, paved over twice and had its farms and forests razed for an exponentially increasing suburban population.

We had not as yet assimilated generations of socialist voting peasants from the Third World, so as to tip the balance of innumerable election districts first to Democrats, and then to outright socialists.

The governing institutions of our society, and cultural elites, and Universities, had not yet been taken over by anti American Marxist deconstructionists, so those from socialist home countries who were about to join our own governing institutions would be more likely to promote an America-as-founded society, as opposed to being indoctrinated to "transform" America into something entirely foreign and more like the countries they came from.

So fuck you Chuck and your entirely false, sepia-toned pseudo nostalgic bullshit. More cofeve now and back to work....

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (koNhm)

335 333 Hey Starbucks also serves Asian customers their coffee in YELLOW cups....how's that for racism??? I think white people should have to pay for everyone's Starbucks!!!///
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I'll pay for Francine Dee's coffee anytime.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (VeiQZ)

336 Uncle P, no love for .357 Sig? Insane muzzle velocity, huge fireball, Big Bang.

Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (1zldQ)

337 "Christians who don't condemn these words don't understand their own religion "

Good one.

Now do Late Term Abortion

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (EyPfd)

338 Now that Anne of Cleves . . . not my taste at all. She had flat feet! "

Too bad the portrait didn't show her feet, right?

But that 17 year old Catherine... Hubba Hubba!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:36 AM (7LY+6)

339 of course there will be 2 snipers

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 17, 2018 10:36 AM (PNcou)

340 338 Now that Anne of Cleves . . . not my taste at all. She had flat feet! "

Too bad the portrait didn't show her feet, right?

But that 17 year old Catherine... Hubba Hubba!!!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018

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Babe and a half, that one. I was really sorry when they told me they'd had to execute her.

Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (VeiQZ)

341 336. I'm not made of money, blyat. And why use obviously inferior and derivative round when the real deal can be had so cheaply?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (fA1SL)

342 327 321. I saw where someone was making a Sterling knockoff in 7.62 Tok. I snapped up the pps43 knockoff a while back. Yeah....that extra barrel length really lets Stalin's Ice-Pick shine.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:33 AM (fA1SL)

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Supposedly, during the Warlord Period of the Chinese Civil War (Pre Marco Polo Bridge), alot of the soldiers armed with Schnellfeurers were shooting Tok ammo through it. Imagine that - an already barely controllable auto pistol shooting ammo way hotter than it was made for. Guys were probably swapping mags every second trigger pull!

Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (/uolS)

343 Calling MS-13 animals is unfair to animals though.Savages is better.

Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (LiyEm)

344 >>When all of our great-great-grandparents came to America they weren't "animals," and these people aren't either.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP HAS GOTTEN HIS ENEMIES TO DEFEND BOTH HAMAS AND MS-13 WITHIN THE SAME WEEK --- AND THEY CLAIM THE MORAL HIGH GROUND!
ROTFLMAO!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (W+vEI)

345 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

https://tinyurl.com/ybefjuax
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (IqV8l)

according to the story, he said his name was Peter and they wrote Beaner

I kinda believe it - anytime a fastfood cashier asks for my name it always ends up wrong on the slip

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (hMwEB)

346 I'll never get how Segal became popular in the first place. His movies are dreadful, all of them. He cannot act. In a world of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, his fighting is subpar. Hell, Segal makes Jean Claude Van Damme movies seem like Masterpiece Theater. On top of that, he's a loathsome human being apparently. Baffling.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (iys0/)

347 305 282 271

I'll stay with my 45 ACP thank you

Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)

348 Babe and a half, that one. I was really sorry when they told me they'd had to execute her.
Posted by: Henry VIII"

You were so distraught you went hunting?

For what, exactly?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (7LY+6)

349 of shocking things written on cups, there's this one guy at the local wawa who will doodle funny things on your cup

one time I got a dinosaur

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:39 AM (hMwEB)

350 348 Babe and a half, that one. I was really sorry when they told me they'd had to execute her.
Posted by: Henry VIII"

You were so distraught you went hunting?

For what, exactly?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018

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A new prostate.

Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:39 AM (VeiQZ)

351 347 305 282 271

I'll stay with my 45 ACP thank you
Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)

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Can't argue with the rimless descendent of the .45 Schofield. Stops rampaging Moros dead in their tracks - both then and now.

Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (/uolS)

352 I'll stay with my 45 ACP thank you


You starting a fight?

Posted by: .40 SW at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

353 >>Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label



This is my shocked face:

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (W+vEI)

354 If my name were "Peter", I would prefer "Beaner."

Posted by: Rod Dickson at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (ATVNj)

355 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label

Probably a hoax. You can't just give in to SJWs and not expect more to come and collect.

McD's McCafe coffee drinks are as good as anything Starfucks has and cheaper to boot. Also they speak English: "small", "medium", and "large".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:41 AM (ZGrMX)

356 352 I'll stay with my 45 ACP thank you


You starting a fight?
Posted by: .40 SW at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

You've got the right hash for a fight, that's for sure.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)

357 I'll stay with my 45 ACP thank you


You starting a fight?
Posted by: .40 SW


No. Finishing it.
Posted by: .45 ACP

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:41 AM (RkYsP)

358 Toynbee Idea: Resurrect Dead On Planet Carnival Glass.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)

359 Contemporary religion:

Vatican tells nuns: Less tweeting, more praying!

Monk sues temple over heavy workload...

Doesn't say what religion the monk is but I don't think it's Christian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)

360 Dunno, guys. 7.62 Tok has ended more Commie lives than any other handgun round. Just sayin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (fA1SL)

361 All we need is an Asian gal to go to Starbux and say her name is Jinky.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (hMwEB)

362 Kinda looks lie a matte painting from a George Pal movie. Or cover art to an early edition of Lord of the Rings

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (L3rL9)

Oh, c'mon now. George Pal had better art work in his movies than that. Yeah, I can think of a couple of shots in his movies where it was pretty obvious that this was a matte shot you were looking at, but even then they were still believable.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (1bzSL)

363 Probably a hoax. You can't just give in to SJWs and not expect more to come and collect.

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Yeah, that's my first thought, a hoax. On the heels of the black menz kerfuffle, how...timely for this to be happening.

Still, ha-freaking-ha. You deserve all that you're gonna get, Starburnt.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (mQ0Mc)

364 All we need is an Asian gal to go to Starbux and say her name is Jinky.
Posted by: @votermom
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Are you volunteering?

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (9iLHi)

365 Monk sues temple over heavy workload...



No workee, no eatee.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (RkYsP)

366 Uncle P, no love for .357 Sig? Insane muzzle velocity, huge fireball, Big Bang.

I had a Sig chambered in .357 Sig for a while.

I loved it, but every time I went to any gun store, there was one box of range ammo or one box of carry ammo. Never both, sometimes neither.

Otherwise I loved it. Snappy round, great accuracy.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (iv0p7)

367
And what's really funny is that "Beaner" is photo shopped out in some media pics.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


How long before they start referring to it as "the B word?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (IqV8l)

368 You shit-heads ... you know if we find The One True Cartridge ... we're just going to have to take it to Mt. Browning and destroy it. Man's not meant to wield that kind of power.

The Fellowship of the Round.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (fiGNd)

369 Are you volunteering?

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (9iLHi)

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that would mean buying at SB though
may I pick a lesser martyrdom?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (hMwEB)

370 Ok so there's a giant fake cockroach mugshot image covering my front page.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (72PAC)

371 Wakes up.
Looks around.
Scratches.
Morning Horde.


I'm sure its been mentioned but the black church thing...interesting that the media coverage leaves out the fact it is a black church that put up the sign.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (0tfLf)

372 >>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP HAS GOTTEN HIS ENEMIES TO DEFEND BOTH HAMAS AND MS-13 WITHIN THE SAME WEEK --- AND THEY CLAIM THE MORAL HIGH GROUND!
ROTFLMAO!!




Seriously, Bill Clinton had a knack for taking brave stands on one-sided issues, like proudly announcing he's against crime and for educating kids!! The implication was always that his opponents were for crime and against education.

Now we have Trump, who manages to weaponized his enemies' blind hatred of him by getting them to stand up and bravely defend all sorts of scummy people as if they were looking out for the little guy. Spoiler alert: you're defending the people who prey on the little guy.

LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (W+vEI)

373 I loved it, but every time I went to any gun store, there was one box of range ammo or one box of carry ammo. Never both, sometimes neither.

Otherwise I loved it. Snappy round, great accuracy.
Posted by: bonhomme

When you load your own you don't have these problems

Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)

374 How long before they start referring to it as "the B word?"
______________________________________

Already taken.

Posted by: Bitch at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (ATVNj)

375 360 Dunno, guys. 7.62 Tok has ended more Commie lives than any other handgun round. Just sayin.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (fA1SL)

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Nah, the NKVD was a bigger fan of 7.62 Nagant, or so I've heard. I also remember reading they liked to use guns in .32 ACP as well.

Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (/uolS)

376 Beaner is offensive, but cracker is still permissible, right?

*nods head in the affirmative with thumb up in the air*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (mQ0Mc)

377 How long before they start referring to it as "the B word?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



Bigger?

There. I said it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (RkYsP)

378 Elton John To Perform at Royal Wedding...

Well, isn't that precious?

I remember when rock was young
Me and Stevie had so much fun

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)

379 107 how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red


To camouflage the communism.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2018 10:46 AM (ujg0T)

380 370 Ok so there's a giant fake cockroach mugshot image covering my front page.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (72PAC)

Just be glad it isn't Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

381 .577 ball. Favored by conquerors. Old ways are best.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)

382 Elton John was a close personal friend of Diane's so I'm sure it means something to someone, somewhere....

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (9iLHi)

383 When you load your own you don't have these problems

Sure, you have a completely different set of problems.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (iv0p7)

384 378 Elton John To Perform at Royal Wedding...
_______________________________________

The 71-year-old guy can't sing.

It's sad that he hasn't noticed.

Posted by: Bitch at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (ATVNj)

385 368 You shit-heads ... you know if we find The One True Cartridge ... we're just going to have to take it to Mt. Browning and destroy it. Man's not meant to wield that kind of power.

The Fellowship of the Round.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (fiGNd)

============

And then St. John of Ogden strikes you down for ever questioning the superiority of the Almighty .45 ACP.

Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (/uolS)

386 Elton John To Perform at Royal Wedding... "

Why'd they dig him up? Is there another "candle in a stiff breeze" version or something?


Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)

387 Franklin Carmichael, was that one of Georgia O'Keefe's 'nom-de-paintbrushii'?

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (zLDYs)

388 379 107 how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red


To camouflage the communism.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2018

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That was "why." The "how" was, I think, during the TV coverage of the 2000 Bush/Gore election. Before that, the networks had flip-flopped the colors around with no steady assignment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (VeiQZ)

389 I'll never get how Segal became popular in the first
place. His movies are dreadful, all of them. He cannot act. In a world
of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, his fighting is subpar. Hell, Segal makes
Jean Claude Van Damme movies seem like Masterpiece Theater. On top of
that, he's a loathsome human being apparently. Baffling.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (iys0/)


You have to go back in time. He was a kicking, punching bad-arse. He looked the part. The movies were coherent, they had a linear story, even if they were all pretty much the same thing, repackaged. You knew he was going to get the bad guys in the end, and it was going to be gloriously gruesome.


Honestly, you compare 80s "action" movies to the schlock created today, and it's practically Shakespearean. Nobody then was making stuff just to please the Chinese audience.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (9chmE)

390 Just be glad it isn't Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

Well, I mean, if it was a mugshot of Schumer after being arrested...

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (72PAC)

391 We will have to relabel beans. Call them seeds.

For example: "I buy coffee seeds."

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (hMwEB)

392 Sure, you have a completely different set of problems.
Posted by: bonhomme

Only problem I have is places to store my stockpile lol

Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)

393 Elton John was a close personal friend of Diane's so I'm sure it means something to someone, somewhere....

--

And he sang at her funeral. I guess maybe it's special to Harry to have him there.

*opens Who Cares drawer*
*throws in paper*
*closes drawer*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (mQ0Mc)

394 .577 ball. Favored by conquerors. Old ways are best.


.577 T-Rex FTW!

Knocking muzzies on their ass since 1993!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (RkYsP)

395 The color red is what makes the heathen rage.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (zLDYs)

396 close personal friend of Diane's"

As in "Jack and ..."

heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (7LY+6)

397 Ok, are we taking bets on how long the Harry-Markle marriage lasts?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)

398
Anybody seen my coffee beaners?

Posted by: Starbucks at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (r+sAi)

399 Hey, how come it says 'mocha' on my mocha? Is that some sort of racial slap?!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (cp1if)

400 Ok, are we taking bets on how long the Harry-Markle marriage lasts?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)

One year, no kids.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 17, 2018 10:50 AM (MX7xj)

401 That was "why." The "how" was, I think, during the TV coverage of the 2000 Bush/Gore election. Before that, the networks had flip-flopped the colors around with no steady assignment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (VeiQZ)

No worries. By 2020, it will be blue and gray, with "projected winner" noted by Confederate flags.

Posted by: Gen. Miklos Lonsstreet at May 17, 2018 10:50 AM (zCyNd)

402 Starbucks
Bean there
Done that

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)

403 >>399 Hey, how come it says 'mocha' on my mocha? Is that some sort of racial slap?!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (cp1if)

True Starbucks story: Guy in line makes his order, says his name for the lid: "Mark, but with a 'C'."

Receives order: "Cark."

Co-worker told me that. I spent most of the day laughing.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)

404 Ok, are we taking bets on how long the Harry-Markle marriage lasts?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)

One year, no kids.
Posted by: hobbitopoly



Six weeks. She bolts.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (RkYsP)

405 400 Ok, are we taking bets on how long the Harry-Markle marriage lasts?
___________________________________

And when they divorce, she will write a tell-all book about how racist the Royals are.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (ATVNj)

406 nood

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (bUjCl)

407 Only problem I have is places to store my stockpile lol

Just ribbing ya.

I never got into reloading. I've never had the space for a little shop until recently.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (iv0p7)

408 Ok, are we taking bets on how long the Harry-Markle marriage lasts?"

Is that before or after she gives a little Dodie in the back seat of a Benz?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

409 375. The militsia carried those little 32's. They could 'mark' a suspect, as it were.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (9kCxG)

410 The second Kingsman movie was really, really stupid.

And it had Elton John running around saying the F word a lot.

I am not sure what the producers had on Elton to get him to do that movie.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (Z5y53)

411 To camouflage the communism.

I like being red. It matches my neck and, according to many sports stories, it's the color of victory. And meat on the bbq.

Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (QxXRY)

412 404 Ok, are we taking bets on how long the Harry-Markle marriage lasts?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)

One year, no kids.
Posted by: hobbitopoly



Six weeks. She bolts.
Posted by: rickb223

Who cares. I don't.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (Bdeb0)

413 eceives order: "Cark."

Co-worker told me that. I spent most of the day laughing.

Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)

We've all had that.

Posted by: republican, but with a "D" at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (zCyNd)

414 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Sarah Fergusn, Duchess of York at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (ATVNj)

415 Is she gone gone, or is she taking a break?

Posted by: Jon Anderson

Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (AM1GF)

You'd be surprised how long and how closely employers can and have been monitoring that sort of thing. Several years ago had a coworker who was into this "fantasy football" thing. As was common by then, all Internet access in the office went through a firewall.

One day this guy got called into our manager's office to account for his actions. Seems the firewall keyed on the word "fantasy" in "fantasy football", and he was under suspicion for looking at sexually oriented sites while at work. He had to do some fast talking to get out of that one.

I'm sure it's only gotten worse in the years since then...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (1bzSL)

416 *****I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (Fb9aZ)

Do we get eggwoll with dat?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 10:54 AM (9BLnV)

417 The militsia carried those little 32's. They could 'mark' a suspect, as it were.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (9kCxG)

Paintball for the proletariat.

Posted by: Miklos, blowing smoke at May 17, 2018 10:54 AM (zCyNd)

418 https://reut.rs/2L8YLvh
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Trump administration to provide records on Obama-era gun-smuggling probe Reuters

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:54 AM (y3aQB)

419 I think she'll pop out one kid...gets uglier and large and then it will be over. She needs her insurance policy, i.e. kid.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (9iLHi)

420 >> I'll never get how Segal became popular in the first place.


IIRC, he was Michael Ovtiz's martial arts instructor, who was the biggest Hollywood agent at the time.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (W+vEI)

421 You shit-heads ... you know if we find The One True
Cartridge ... we're just going to have to take it to Mt. Browning and
destroy it. Man's not meant to wield that kind of power.



The Fellowship of the Round.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (fiGNd)


I am Iver, son of Oscar...I shall bear the round!

Posted by: Iver Mossberg at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (9chmE)

422 >>Trump administration to provide records on Obama-era gun-smuggling probe Reuters


I'll consider that payback for Holder releasing Bush torture memos and prosecuting our terrorist interrogators.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:56 AM (W+vEI)

423
When once you've paid the Danegeld the Dane never goes away.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (RD7QR)


They'll be handed from one extortionate group to another until all $$$ have been extracted from the lifeless corpse.

Serves 'em right ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 10:56 AM (xAnaP)

424 I am not sure what the producers had on Elton to get him to do that movie.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (Z5y53)

What could they have on this drug fueled poof that the public doesn't already know about? Maybe the underaged Pomeranian brothel he attends in Birmingham?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 10:56 AM (9BLnV)

425 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:59 AM (72PAC)

426 Shit lake.

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at May 17, 2018 10:59 AM (E1ETU)

427 Why on earth did the Trump campaign have a office in London?


Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2018 11:09 AM (ii30j)

428 I think she'll pop out one kid...gets uglier and large and then it will be over. She needs her insurance policy, i.e. kid.
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (9iLHi)

Is it still OK for British Monarchs to behead in-laws? No, not the butterflies.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 11:10 AM (9BLnV)

429 I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.

Harry, the universe is giving you signs here. It's not too late

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I heard that they plan to work agitate for LGB-TQI-M.O.U.S.E. causes going forward.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 17, 2018 11:10 AM (Slcc5)

430 From JJ's links it looks like, in western movie terms, Giuliani has called Mueller out into the street.

Mueller, I'm out here waiting for you. And you are a yella bellie punk if you don't come to see me

"I think that they have the facts from which they can write their report," Giuliani said. "If you're going to write a fair report, fine, write it. If you're going to write an unfair report, write it, and we will combat it. We're ready to rip to it apart, and we're ready to rip them apart, if that's what they want. We would rather peacefully settle this and get it over with."


Posted by: gNewt at May 17, 2018 11:12 AM (cdYPW)

431 I'm really getting sick and tired of these GOPe pukes who go on FOX and blather on about process and letting this shit show come to it's natural conclusion without so much as hint of outrage of the unlawfulness of it all.

I fucking hate all of these pieces of shit.

I'm looking at you John Thune with your perfect hair and greasy complexion.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 11:21 AM (UfMVm)

432 How long before they start referring to it as "the B word?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (IqV8l)

OH CRAP!

Posted by: Makers of Bean-O at May 17, 2018 11:21 AM (suO/a)

433 293 Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label


When once you've paid the Danegeld the Dane never goes away.

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And he invites his asshole friends.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 17, 2018 11:38 AM (Slcc5)

434 Nice picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2018 11:55 AM (tpDAe)

435 Paint by numbers. Seen better paintings in amateur exhibitions at the local library.

Posted by: Glenn John at May 17, 2018 02:03 PM (LilNs)

436 Good picture

Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at May 17, 2018 04:42 PM (artIV)

437 I miss the original Magic Marker™ brand magic markers. One could turn out works like this one all day long!

I guess I'm here. Not like you care.

Posted by: mindful webworker just found out Folger's tastes bad and is grumpy at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (ECLlc)

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