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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Franklin Carmichael
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:22 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:22 AM (FZYNt)
Happy little hallucinations...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 09:22 AM (VM6ev)
He was the one afraid to cut the cane.
Who'll tell poor Aunt Sarah?
Joe's run off to Mirror Lake . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (tve+u)
Very nice. Reminds me of many Picture Jaspers that I have seen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (xAnaP)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (VeiQZ)
/not sarcasm. I'ma gonna veg out. Clear my thoughts.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (roQNm)
Very nice. Reminds me of many Picture Jaspers that I have seen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
not my Jasper
Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (TKUAE)
I'd hang that on a wall.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (tve+u)
"Though I can see someone like Camera-Hogg committing a mass shooting to make a point for more gun control.
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2018 09:01 AM "
If school shootings didn't already exist, they would invent them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Vice President Miklos Biden at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (zCyNd)
Whang - I guess Sand Point isn't all sand.
Posted by: DaveA at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (L3rL9)
Before cheating and looking it up I'm going to guess that this is based on a pure northern place, like Maine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 ]
*
*
The Shore Leave planet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (VeiQZ)
not my Jasper
Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:24 AM (FZYNt)
He's pooping over there ===>
Attend to him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (xAnaP)
Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:25 AM (tve+u)
I'd hang that on my refrigerator.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (TKUAE)
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (m7LQK)
He's pooping over there ===>
Attend to him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
I don't use vulgar words like poop.
we call it "going dirty"
Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)
Mere Lake - a limerick
I've given several minutes of inspection
In search of artistic connection
It's called Mirror Lake
And it's full of mistakes
But I like it...on further reflection
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Billy Kristol at May 17, 2018 09:28 AM (E/U1b)
That's what Ontario looks like?
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 17, 2018 09:27 AM (suO/a)
Sure, after a tab of acid.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:29 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Dana Perino at May 17, 2018 09:29 AM (E/U1b)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: rammajamma
It was hard work, so that's why he was "Moving kinda slow"
Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Monk at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (E/U1b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Jon Anderson at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (L3rL9)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:32 AM (E/U1b)
Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence
Trump: "These aren't people. These are animals. "
No one would condemn these words more than Jesus Christ.
Christians who don't condemn these words don't understand their own religion
Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (mPeei)
https://fxn.ws/2Ktl6mc
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light® at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:30 AM (sjdRT)
Fist bump
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Jon Anderson at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (L3rL9)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (E/U1b)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (W+vEI)
https://fxn.ws/2Ktl6mc
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Squirrels were doing something naughty.
One in a million Doc, one in a million.
Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:34 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Morton at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (ByiCw)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Jon Anderson
Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (7LY+6)
I feel like there's a The Office joke in there somewhere, but I haven't had enough coffee today.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (m45I2)
A gent arrives with some words sent
We'll give him a rest
If he think's it's best
But every thread needs some Muldoonment
Posted by: anonymous, not Miklos at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)
I looked this guy up - and he was the real deal. He lived from 1890-1945, was Canadian and enjoyed both artistic and commercial success.
Wiki entry here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_Carmichael
I really like all this guy's stuff but had never heard of him before. Thanks CBD!
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (Fb9aZ)
Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence
Trump: "These aren't people. These are animals. "
No one would condemn these words more than Jesus Christ.
Christians who don't condemn these words don't understand their own religion
Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (+y/Ru)
---
Let me just say I'm neither hot or cold on the matter, but I want these criminals vomited out of the mouth of our country.
Or shat out. Their choice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (tve+u)
Wasn't posting on the "right" blogs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)
I'm not sure, but IIRC, pre-2000, it was Red for Dems, Blue for R's.
If I had to guess, the D's didn't like the allusion to communism so they colluded to get the media to change their maps.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (E/U1b)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)
for chrome
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Edvard Munch at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (zCyNd)
******
You do know that canned tuna can contain as much as 15% bottlenose dolphin? Although the canning companies claim they don't do it on porpoise.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)
There's nothing I like more than Christianity tips from noted kook Commie MSNBC tv star Lawrence O'Donnell.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (W+vEI)
Wasn't posting on the "right" blogs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (wdmm9)
To be fair, it's not unreasonable to expect people to work and not blog from work if you're paying them to work.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (m45I2)
Wait. I don't get it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (ga0eq)
It has color and humps. Humps of color. And water and reflections.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (roQNm)
++++
also if you Morons missed it, AoS has a Gab page
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (y3aQB)
Two Colors, people. That's all you need.
But the vague shapes ... sure, still too literal for a true artist ... but all the same - meh, I dunno'.
This one's kinda' growing on me. But I'll kill any of you fuckers that quote me on that down at the studio.
Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)
As I was saying yesterday -- I don't eat things from cans. So doesn't effect me.
Also doesn't surprise me. I'm sure there are all kinds of non-tuna byproduct in Tuna.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:31 AM (E/U1b)
I watch the occasional British crime drama tv shows, imported by PBS, usually. What I have noticed, is that these shows appear to be, not so much pc bs indoctrination, but the most insipid silly nonsense, genuflecting before the national narrative, and wrapped in these nice packages of fantasy, no less out of touch with reality than your average superhero movie.
Seriously. For all the white, wealthy, otherwise reasonably health people getting murdered as they do, your average American ghetto family would be devastated by it all.
Does it phase anybody? No, it does not. We kill off teenage girls, brothers of police officers, police officers themselves, college dons, politicians, famous athletes and performers... and every time. EVERY time, the killer is white and reasonably well off, at least.
It's kinda funny to watch. I play spot the killer, based on who is the most put together character in the first act.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)
Wasn't she a government employee? They have not working at work down to an art form.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:38 AM (wdmm9)
So is it too soon to start talking about AtC's naked body?
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (E/U1b)
**moves rapidly away from Lucius**
**MOPPs up**
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (y3aQB)
It's why Nancy always smells like fish.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (ga0eq)
Tim Russert in the 2000 election night coverage on his whiteboard started the color designation of blue = Dems and red = GOP.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jon Anderson
Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
She needs an iPhone 6S+. Big screen. Big enough to get on the top 10 list.
Her phone + her data plan + her time = boss has no say.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 09:39 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)
uBleach Origin
Posted by: Imran Awan at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)
Just a hint of dark mustard really brings out the tangy notes of the dolphin.
Delicious !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (fiGNd)
Tim Russert back in 2000. Wanted to stick it to Bush, so all media lapped it up...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:41 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:41 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)
Why not? We're perfectly willing to accept that that the average head of lettuce contains as much as 5% illegal alien.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:42 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
If she worked for ScoggDog Technologies ... she wouldn't have that problem.
Just sayin' ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:42 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:42 AM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)
Why not? We're perfectly willing to accept that that the average head of lettuce contains as much as 5% illegal alien.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
and black pepper is 50% fly shit
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (FZYNt)
I do the same thing - sometimes it's too easy to even be fun. If there's ever a vicar or someone with an ecclesiastical collar in a modern brit show, he's always gonna turn out to be the culprit at the end.
Just imagine how shocked they would be if someone wrote a show were the child rapist turned out to be a moslem. It would be banned, no doubt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cicero
******
Heh!
Every so often I throw in a straight comment, just to keep folks off balance.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (FZYNt)
Water ... fish fuck in it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (fiGNd)
So, are they drowning dromedary or bactrian camels?
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (RHEDC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (MVpMt)
If your home was a 1970s Chevy van, then sure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell-Freud at May 17, 2018 09:44 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Oh. I'd hate to go to work thinking I missed a pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:44 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (LiyEm)
Of course. Almost all Bald Eagle recipes work well on dolphin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Liability established.
*Falls, sues*
Posted by: Ambulance chaser at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Flipper at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Flipper at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)
*beeep*
Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
The whole teaching spiders to jump on command in the science news forced her into the witness protection program.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)
I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.
But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (fiGNd)
Question: If I rub my dog's belly and he likes it and I like it, and we can't wait to do it after work, aren't we both sorta gay?
What about petting his ass?
What about sucking his dick? I mean, where's the line, right?
Sometimes I worry about you guys.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)
The artist himself does interest me because of the wood engraving and linocut prints he produced and his later switch to watercolors as his usual medium.
Posted by: JTB at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (Boy/L)
*giggles, more giggles*
Posted by: Gymnasts at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (f7iKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (fA1SL)
I bet Miniature Giraffe makes a kick-ass appetizer.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:47 AM (FZYNt)
Looked at GAB last night for a little while, and gave up on it.
Concept is fine, the execution flat sucks. The site is NOT user friendly at all. ( caveat--I'm not a computer fan, so take note of that, please).
I'll wait a bit , see if things improve.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (S/hVx)
Tuna? Dolphin? Chicken parts? Parts is parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTzLVIc-O5E
protein is protein.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (roQNm)
... but I can't do it. Even I can't do it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (fA1SL)
But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog
A nice Buerre Blanc sauce would work with that
Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (8ikIW)
====================
That bothered me all night long.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)
---
You write as if they were separate groups.
Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (vDqXW)
When The Breaks Are Beating The Buoys - a limerick
Big Tuna is worse than The Ripper
Price fixing? A real double dipper
But we do what we can
To stand up to The Man
Go out there, win one for the Flipper!
Posted by: Flipper at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (m45I2)
She captained a fishing boat. During the Cuban missile crisis. Under fire from Soviet submarines who resented a woman in a position of power.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (2Mnv1)
This painting is from 1929 - representative of early 20th century commercial art, heavily influenced by the Deco movement. Tolkien's art reflected the same influence, and it's a style I like quite a bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (V2Yro)
But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (fiGNd)
I advise against alligator goulash.
The alligator meat works fine, one handed pot stirring is a pain.
Posted by: Chef Boyar-Miklos at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
I say we get him a puppy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:49 AM (fiGNd)
----------------------------------------------
I do the same thing - sometimes it's too easy to even be fun. If
there's ever a vicar or someone with an ecclesiastical collar in a
modern brit show, he's always gonna turn out to be the culprit at the
end.
Just imagine how shocked they would be if someone wrote a show were
the child rapist turned out to be a moslem. It would be banned, no
doubt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:43 AM (V2Yro)
The worst is Grantchester. It started out as a buddy cop show, with one of the "cops" being the crime solving vicar! Then they turned our vicar into a sexing, drinking, miserable sot, and the cop cheats on his wife, and there's of course a gay vicar, and everyone who is racist gets it in the end.
Did I mention this silly show is set in the 50s? The first two seasons were alright, one could tolerate the anachronisms, because the stories were interesting. Now the crimes are just a sidenote. It's all pc soap opera.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:50 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM
If your home was a 1970s Chevy van, then sure."
DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)
Just keep it outta my Scotch.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:51 AM (7LY+6)
As opposed to Beer ... still mostly water.
I guess the Fish Jism keeps me young.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (fiGNd)
https://fxn.ws/2Ktl6mc
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)
Sounds like a rat king in the making. Squirrel King?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Sandy Berger at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (zCyNd)
I said "Jim don't do it that dog will bite you for sure!"
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (FZYNt)
Question: If I rub my dog's belly and he likes it and I like it,
and we can't wait to do it after work, aren't we both sorta gay?
What about petting his ass?
What about sucking his dick? I mean, where's the line, right?
Sometimes I worry about you guys.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)
I'm assuming that's our Ace posting that. Probably when he was fasting.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (9chmE)
The alligator meat works fine, one handed pot stirring is a pain.
Posted by: Chef Boyar-Miklos
Now Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by hisself in the swamp...
Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Rex B at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (1MF22)
Actually, how did Donks become associated with blue and republicans red? Surely not intentional. Surely not. Dems would never project like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)
Thise were the party colors in 2000, when time stopped and AlGore was denied his rightful win. Had that not occurred, the colors would have flipped in 2004, per what had been the usual practice.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (xAnaP)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (PbH71)
Hillary Clinton says that cleaning Alaskan salmon helped prepare her for the White House. In an interview on Thursday with theSkimm, a daily newsletter that focuses on women aged 22-34, Clinton said, One of the best jobs I had to prepare me to be president was sliming fish in.....
Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (f7iKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)
So he saw four dogs?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (RD7QR)
I can't even imagine what a Bald Eagle, Dolphin, and Baby Seal Medley tastes like.
But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog
A nice Buerre Blanc sauce would work with that
Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:48 AM (8ikIW)
*****I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Rex B at May 17, 2018 09:53 AM (1MF22)
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But it might be happier with more happy trees.
Posted by: Bob Ross & Bill Alexander at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (vDqXW)
I believe that was one of the theories bouncing around last night when that popped up.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (RHEDC)
Ah yes. The famed "I was named after Sir Edmund" clause...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:56 AM (7LY+6)
But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Tastes like spotted owl.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 09:56 AM (RkYsP)
*****I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's
Posted by: Publius Redux
A plate of fried Snail Darter as an appetizer...
My buds are a twanging now
Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (Fi5Df)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Maitre Miklos at May 17, 2018 09:57 AM (zCyNd)
You're not dreaming.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9j8a9ue
Hillary called it her favorite summer job. Apparently when she tells the story she leaves out the part where she got fired after a week.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)
I'm kinda picturing Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Kindltot
I wonder if a nine-tailed kitsune could form its own fox king...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)
Too much work for too little nutrition.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (roQNm)
Drudge doesn't mention that it's a black church, run by a racist black pastor.
Drudge needs to change his gloryhole diet
Posted by: REDACTED at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (Ymy4N)
Looked at GAB last night for a little while, and gave up on it.
Concept is fine, the execution flat sucks
Agreed
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (xAnaP)
But then we couldn't a fjord it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (fuK7c)
But I'd like to find out.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Tastes like spotted owl.
Posted by: rickb223
Knew a gal with a killer Delta Smelt casserole...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (AM1GF)
More like Brando at the end.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (iv0p7)
So, pretty much like her job on the Watergate committee then.
You have to hand it to her. The gal does know how to fail upward.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 17, 2018 09:37 AM (F5+ro)
The conservative ANR party in Paraguay uses a red star for its logo and red shirts and red bandanas for rally wear.
It is a very traditional thing, they are called the Colorados. But it is somewhat odd for someone used to the whole Comintern thing, and the Bandera Roja stuff.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2018 10:00 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Publius Redux
Will you swap for our recipe "Kippered Kittens?"
Can send pics.
Posted by: Chef de Cuisine Miklos at May 17, 2018 10:00 AM (zCyNd)
I can't imagine four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie. The labor would be too much. It would seem like a net energy loss.
Too much work for too little nutrition.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (roQNm)
I had a real problem with that "song" when I was a kid. No way the birds would survive the baking process. I just couldn't take the incongruity of it all.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (9chmE)
****
That may be where she learned how to tip the scales of justice in her favor.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:54 AM (fA1SL)
I'm kinda picturing Martin Sheen at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (9chmE)
Endor. Shit. I was still in Endor.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Former Congressman Trey Radel (R-Florida) at May 17, 2018 10:02 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2018 10:02 AM (bUjCl)
But then we couldn't a fjord it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (fuK7c)
Sir:
We are pleased to inform you that you have not been accepted to our program, and never will be.
Sincerely,
All Ivy League Summer Master Class Writing Workshops
Posted by: Point admitted at May 17, 2018 10:03 AM (zCyNd)
More like Brando at the end.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (Boy/L)
"The Hora. The Hora..."
- - Rabbi Kurtzman
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 10:03 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Former Congressman Trey Radel (R-Florida) at May 17, 2018 10:02 AM (MnkFD)
"I show you! Ancient Chinese secret..."
- - Elaine Chao
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 10:03 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (fA1SL)
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More like Brando at the end.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (Boy/L)
Nah, Brando was too self-aware.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (9chmE)
Harry, the universe is giving you signs here. It's not too late.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (mk7Bj)
So we're just egging you on now?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Pot at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (mPeei)
Donald J. Trump
Congratulations America, we are now into the second year of the greatest Witch Hunt in American History...and there is still No Collusion and No Obstruction. The only Collusion was that done by Democrats who were unable to win an Election despite the spending of far more money!
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (y3aQB)
Harry, the universe is giving you signs here. It's not too late.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (mk7Bj)
This is his punishment for dressing like Hitler at a costume party.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (9chmE)
Henry VIII was allegedly served such a pie, with live birds in it. Not really sure why this was supposed to be appetizing.
I suppose that in the 16th century they didn't have the technology to make baked goods that contain actual strippers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (ga0eq)
****
That may be where she learned how to tip the scales of justice in her favor.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)
I love you so much. Thank you for your amazing wit. And expansive knowledge of medical codes.
Posted by: moki at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: Boston Kurtz at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (0+nbW)
That one always bothered me because of the cruelty to the birds.
But like most cruel old world stories/poems, this poem actually has been softened and used to be even more cruel.
The 1744 printed version was:
Sing a Song of Sixpence,
A bag full of Rye,
Four and twenty Naughty Boys,
Baked in a Pye.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Yeah, he's full of..... wit.
And will probably go all Sally Fields on us.
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)
...you don't hang half a shelf & etc.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 09:59 AM (fA1SL)
Hopper was too coherent.
Maybe Hopper in Blue Velvet.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (9chmE)
One Year In, The Russia Investigations Keep Leading To The Investigators - like a big German Shepherd chasing its tail...it will soon stop and start licking itself... http://bit.ly/2Kyy3uS
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:07 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: GRRRRRRM Martin at May 17, 2018 10:07 AM (suO/a)
Yeah, he's full of..... wit.
And will probably go all Sally Fields on us.
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)
Groan. But also well played. : )
Posted by: moki at May 17, 2018 10:07 AM (V+V48)
Another good reason to follow John Jay's advice in his letter to Penn representative John Murray.
Posted by: teej at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (Ixqnq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)
Don't be silly. Kitsune are girls.
Fox Queen, maybe.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: REDACTED
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I haven't looked at Drudge in months as it started to turn to shit a while ago. I gave up on him when he seemed more into posting article after article about sex robots and various click baits for NY Slimes and WaPo.. no need - get my daily take of the news from JJ's morning report and it literally takes me the rest of the day to get through the link-fu.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (8SR1L)
@SenSchumer
When all of our great-great-grandparents came to America they weren't "animals," and these people aren't either.
I don't know about your great-great-grandparents, Chuckie, but you are definitely a snake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (+y/Ru)
Updated list of things I care about in priority order.
4,601,105,612. The Oscars
4,601,105,613. British "royalty"
4,601,105,614. Who hosts the Oscars
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (fA1SL)
Whoops....
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (7LY+6)
I had a real problem with that "song" when I was a kid. No way the
birds would survive the baking process. I just couldn't take the
incongruity of it all.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:01 AM (9chmE)
Henry VIII was allegedly served such a pie, with live birds in it. Not really sure why this was supposed to be appetizing.
I suppose that in the 16th century they didn't have the technology to make baked goods that contain actual strippers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2018 10:05 AM (ga0eq)
Must have been for different values of "baked."
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (7LY+6)
Has Hogg said anything about the school shooting yesterday that was foiled because the cop on duty wasn't a coward?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)
So we're just egging you on now?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:04 AM (7LY+6)
When Hillary dealt with the fish eggs, she needed more than rubber boots. It paid better, but she hated the prescribed work garb.
For her, it was always roe vs. waders.
Posted by: Peak reached at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:10 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (m7LQK)
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (0+nbW)
Yes, but he was a GENIUS, so anything he did is OK. Or so it's been strongly implied to me on more than one occasion. John Lennon too.
Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (OyyDO)
________________________________________
Yeah, the Royal Family was f***ed up enough.
They have to go out and recruit a new breed of crazy to keep the tabloids busy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (fiGNd)
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Updated list of things I care about in priority order.
4,601,105,612. The Oscars
4,601,105,613. British "royalty"
4,601,105,614. Who hosts the Oscars
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)
Oh man, don't get me started. I'll take popular "music"and the opinions of its makers for 4.601,105,615, Alex.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (9chmE)
I heard she's already forbidden him from hunting and is now turning him vegan. No cooter on Earth is worth *that*.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)
Let's get all the physics experts from MSNBC to tell us about muzzle velocities again. IT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE FROM 20 FEET AWAY, YOU KNOW.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (Boy/L)
I will stack the Redux Family "Roast Puppies Under Glass" recipe up against anyone else's
Posted by: Publius Redux
Will you swap for our recipe "Kippered Kittens?"
Can send pics.
Posted by: Chef de Cuisine Miklos at May 17, 2018 10:00 AM (zCyNd)
***
More chicken fried fuzzy bunnies sir?
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:13 AM (7LY+6)
Yeah, I imagine the only work Hillz would deem worthy of her talents on a fishing boat is supervise.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:13 AM (W+vEI)
I heard on the radio this morning Markle's Dad has been helping out the paparazzi.
I don't know if you can blame the guy though. As long as the pictures aren't compromising, who cares if they take some shots of the two sitting together in a garden? Plus, you get some folding money. Also, dude's like 70 and is recovering from a heart surgery.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (iv0p7)
... Erika Eleniak
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (
"Under Seige" right? That was a surprise the first time I watched the DVD.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Colin at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (f7iKb)
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:06 AM (0+nbW)
Yes, but he was a GENIUS, so anything he did is OK. Or so it's been
strongly implied to me on more than one occasion. John Lennon too.
Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (OyyDO)
Girls could not resist his stare. Pablo Picasso was never called an 'asshole.'
Not in New York.
Posted by: Jonathan Richman at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (9chmE)
I heard on the radio this morning that Megan Markle's half sister has been badmouthing her to the press.
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Updated list of things I care about in priority order.
4,601,105,612. The Oscars
4,601,105,613. British "royalty"
4,601,105,614. Who hosts the Oscars
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Boy/L)
Oh man, don't get me started. I'll take popular "music"and the opinions of its makers for 4.601,105,615, Alex.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:12 AM (9chmE)
*****
you would need to add scientific notation to thise numbers to get to my ranking
just add "10 x 10 to the tenth power" to that and you will get my drift
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:08 AM (fA1SL)
Whoops....
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses
Need some quicklime...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (AM1GF)
A bag full of Rye,
Four and twenty Naughty Boys,
Baked in a Pye.
-
Ahh. The Harry Reid version.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lena at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (ctuyM)
Yeah. About that - the only source of Hildabeast "working" in a cannery is, amazingly, Hilda herself.
Funny, that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (7LY+6)
I said "Jim don't do it that dog will bite you for sure!"
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 09:52 AM (FZYNt)
Alternate ending:
"Don't you think you should introduce yourself first?"
Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (1zldQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018
*
*
That's what we told King Henry about breaking with Rome over that Anne Boleyn creature, but would he listen?
Posted by: Henry VIII's Councilors at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (W+kMI)
@SenSchumer
When all of our great-great-grandparents came to America they weren't "animals," and these people aren't either.
I don't know about your great-great-grandparents, Chuckie, but you are definitely a snake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Mine weren't. But they were treated like they were.
(Irish)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:16 AM (RkYsP)
... Erika Eleniak
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:11 AM (
"Under Seige" right? That was a surprise the first time I watched the DVD.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 10:14 AM (roQNm)
Poor girl had to kiss Stephen Segal. At the end of the film. I get the nudity, I get the totally silly plot point of her sorta learning to be a soldier, on the fly... but in the end, a completely out of place "romance" budding between her and that goofball? Man, what actresses have to go through.....
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:16 AM (9chmE)
-
Evacuating soldiers from Dunkirk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:17 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Henry VIII's Councilors at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (VeiQZ)
Was that the chick w/6 fingers?
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018 10:18 AM (0+nbW)
Poor girl had to kiss Stephen Segal. At the end of the film. I get the nudity, I get the totally silly plot point of her sorta learning to be a soldier, on the fly... but in the end, a completely out of place "romance" budding between her and that goofball? Man, what actresses have to go through.....
Posted by: BurtTC
I would also recommend "Chasers" where she has a brief sex scene with some dude. the rest of the movie is throwaway.
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 17, 2018 10:18 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (AjNMO)
I did the math at the time and at 100 feet, the difference between the time it takes an average .223 to complete the distance and a 9mm is less than a quarter of the time it takes to blink.
So, uh, it's not like you're jumping out of the way or anything. If you both fired at the same time, and both were on target, on the scale of unassisted human perception you get hit simultaneously.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (iv0p7)
Most of the media is omitting that he was talking about MS13 and claiming he was talking about all Hispanics. I saw a minor NeverTrumper go apoplectic on Twitter because the MFM insists on proving Trump's point.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (ZGrMX)
Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label
https://tinyurl.com/ybefjuax
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Catherine of Aragon at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (7LY+6)
What if you blink REALLY FAST?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (Boy/L)
RIP
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (W+kMI)
I just read that. ibguy, prayers for you and your family. May the Almighty give you comfort.
Posted by: moki at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl
Largely filmed in Mobile. The USS Alabama stood in for the Missouri, while the sub was the USS Drum.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (ZGrMX)
Well ... if we're too stupid to know the difference, it would probably be best to play it safe and keep 'em all out.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (fiGNd)
Let it run its course and the facts will come out.
Meanwhile enemies of the Deep State will be fianancially ruined and or entrapped into process crimes.
Fucking clown asshole fuck weasel.
I hate all these guys.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (AjNMO)
And now we begin the death spiral.
This will be fun.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (fA1SL)
Tim Russert back in 2000. Wanted to stick it to Bush, so all media lapped it up...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 09:40 AM (7LY+6)
*cough*
And conservatives happily repeat it to this day.
*end cough*
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (xjiRE)
He was the one afraid to cut the cane.
Who'll tell poor Aunt Sarah?
Joe's run off to Mirror Lake . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 09:23 AM (VeiQZ)
"You remember Uncle Joe?
He was the one afraid to cut the cheese.
Who'll tell poor Aunt Sarah
Joe exploded from the methane build-up in his colon"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (9BLnV)
Starbucks Facing More Racism Allegations After Latino Customer Receives Cup With "Beaner" On The Label
https://tinyurl.com/ybefjuax
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (IqV8l)
lol
Never negotiate with social justice terrorists.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Dp6qK)
I no whut 2 do next time I using the facilitays at Sto-buk
nedd mo sharpies
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring rapper and attorney at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (zCyNd)
I'm not sure how anyone can disagree that MS13 are animals
That statement is demeaning. To animals.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Henry VIII's Councilors at May 17, 2018 10:15 AM (VeiQZ)
Was that the chick w/6 fingers?
Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2018
*
*
Yeah, and she still couldn't deliver a decent handy.
Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (y3aQB)
I'm not sure how anyone can disagree that MS13 are animals - peace love and understanding aside.
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:17 AM (AjNMO)
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Yeppers - and this is how Trump is going to ram this right up jerkoffs like Chucki Schemer's backside.
"Fake news - I was referring to MS-13 when I said animals. Does cryin' Chuck Schumer think that MS-13 are not animals? Does he support MS-13 in killing Americans? Why does he support gangs terrorists? Call him and tell him to stop (202) 224-6542"
@realdonald trump
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:20
Gary Bussey in drag saying "Do I look crazy to you?"
heh
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (roQNm)
Actually, I agree. Let the Mewling continue forever and a day...
And the libnutz can keep storing up their paper mache orange heads and such.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (7LY+6)
And now we begin the death spiral.
This will be fun.
Posted by: Circa
Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (iv0p7)
I did the math at the time and at 100 feet, the difference between the time it takes an average .223 to complete the distance and a 9mm is less than a quarter of the time it takes to blink.
So, uh, it's not like you're jumping out of the way or anything. If you both fired at the same time, and both were on target, on the scale of unassisted human perception you get hit simultaneously.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (iv0p7)
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Yep. To the uninformed (read as the entire MSM) 3000 fps and 1300 fps sound like a massive difference and they are-over about 100 yards. 20 feet? The main difference will be the holes they leave and how messy it is. You ain't dodging either.
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (/uolS)
Posted by: Jane Seymour at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:19 AM (AjNMO)
I can't speak for the ladies, and actresses have to do some serious acting... both on screen and on the casting couch, but all things considered, I would think a young lass would rather kiss Gary Busey in drag than have to deal with Stephen Segall.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (9chmE)
May be like the Bastille.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)
And now we begin the death spiral.
This will be fun.
Posted by: Circa
"Sir, why are you holding a Sharpie in your hand ? None of your business ! ok, here is your grande."
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2018 10:24 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (AjNMO)
So I moved in, and...
Posted by: Jane Seymour at May 17, 2018
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True, she was the one who delivered the male heir. I liked her work in Live and Let Die, too.
Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (AjNMO)
What a piece of shit.
The LE and IC did a good job with regards to dicovering Russian interfernece in the 2016 election???
Fuck you you piece of shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (UfMVm)
And now we begin the death spiral.
This will be fun.
Posted by: Circa
Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:23 AM (RkYsP)
When once you've paid the Danegeld the Dane never goes away.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:21 AM (fA1SL)
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Don't you mean "Coked up loading of a German cartridge"? Agree on the CZ52, awesome gun. Screams "Retro-Futuristic Space Gun", just like the early ARs.
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (/uolS)
And what's really funny is that "Beaner" is photo shopped out in some media pics.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (7LY+6)
So I moved in, and...
Posted by: Jane Seymour at May 17, 2018
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True, she was the one who delivered the male heir. I liked her work in Live and Let Die, too.
Posted by: Henry VIII
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:27 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 10:25 AM (AjNMO)
Like I said, Hollowwood actresses have to do some acting. Now, she had basically two talents, and not much else. For what it was worth, he was bankable for a while there. I'm sure she liked that.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:27 AM (9chmE)
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They need another self criticism session, this time presided over by Edward James Olmos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
Whoot!
Posted by: Kris at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (OyyDO)
Let the investigation continue?
Even though it's now been proven without a shadow of a doubt it's completley illigitimate?
Even as it continues to bankrupt and destroy people from both a financial and reputation standpoint?
Ridiculous.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (UfMVm)
And makes a handy warhammer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (H5rtT)
But Jane ... you held on for a long, long time. An unbelievably damn fine run. We salute you.
And did. Many, many times.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 10:20
Favorite Mobile story-
Driving through on I-10 with a friend who went to school with the sisters, we saw a billboard that said "Attention Mobile Catholics!".
Friend (in Nawlins accent) "Who dem Mobile Catlicks? Same as Roamin' Catlicks?"
Posted by: Miklos, Roll Wave! at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (zCyNd)
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Maybe you can *disagree* that calling them that is best, but how do you make the case that it crosses a line? If you can't shortchange members of the gang whose slogan is "Murder Rape Mayhem", then who can you call anything?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 17, 2018 10:29 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2018 10:30 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:30 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)
And makes a handy warhammer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:28 AM (fA1SL)
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On my list of things to do before I croak is to build a Sten Gun in 7.62 Tok. I bet that round (expecially the hotter Privi loadings rated for 1600fps) is absolutely screaming out of a 16 inch barrel.
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (/uolS)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (0/B0s)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: R. Zimmerman at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (MIKMs)
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Their only option is free coffee to MS-13 members.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:33 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:33 AM (VeiQZ)
I no make nice painting for you.
Posted by: Frida Kahlo at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (zCyNd)
Me: So, tell me a bit about what this book is about.
Jr. Black: Ugh.... *blank stare*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:31 AM (7LY+6)
Kidding, right ? She's still kickin'.
They've started airbrushing the Hell out of Jane. But when you see her on video, like in an interview - there's only so much they can do.
But jeez ... she's 67. What a run.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (fiGNd)
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Their only option is free coffee to MS-13 members.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
Or else.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:34 AM (9iLHi)
"Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
When all of our great-great-grandparents came to America they weren't "animals," and these people aren't either. "
If the Constitution is a "living breathing thing" as you Progs love to say, then so the fuck is history. When my great grandparents and other assorted progenitors came here they wanted to become American in language and culture, and there was no welfare state enabling their potentially worst instincts for laziness or dependency.
The culture at large, and particularly the schools, universally enforced assimilation: requiring English, teaching American history and civics, demanding appropriate participation in the civic rituals like standing for the Pledge of Allegiance and the national anthem.
The country as a whole had less than half its present population. Every small town along the Eastern seaboard had not yet been packed with subdivisions, paved over twice and had its farms and forests razed for an exponentially increasing suburban population.
We had not as yet assimilated generations of socialist voting peasants from the Third World, so as to tip the balance of innumerable election districts first to Democrats, and then to outright socialists.
The governing institutions of our society, and cultural elites, and Universities, had not yet been taken over by anti American Marxist deconstructionists, so those from socialist home countries who were about to join our own governing institutions would be more likely to promote an America-as-founded society, as opposed to being indoctrinated to "transform" America into something entirely foreign and more like the countries they came from.
So fuck you Chuck and your entirely false, sepia-toned pseudo nostalgic bullshit. More cofeve now and back to work....
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (koNhm)
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I'll pay for Francine Dee's coffee anytime.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: RI Red at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (1zldQ)
Good one.
Now do Late Term Abortion
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2018 10:35 AM (EyPfd)
Too bad the portrait didn't show her feet, right?
But that 17 year old Catherine... Hubba Hubba!!!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:36 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 17, 2018 10:36 AM (PNcou)
Too bad the portrait didn't show her feet, right?
But that 17 year old Catherine... Hubba Hubba!!!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018
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Babe and a half, that one. I was really sorry when they told me they'd had to execute her.
Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:33 AM (fA1SL)
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Supposedly, during the Warlord Period of the Chinese Civil War (Pre Marco Polo Bridge), alot of the soldiers armed with Schnellfeurers were shooting Tok ammo through it. Imagine that - an already barely controllable auto pistol shooting ammo way hotter than it was made for. Guys were probably swapping mags every second trigger pull!
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (/uolS)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (LiyEm)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP HAS GOTTEN HIS ENEMIES TO DEFEND BOTH HAMAS AND MS-13 WITHIN THE SAME WEEK --- AND THEY CLAIM THE MORAL HIGH GROUND!
ROTFLMAO!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 17, 2018 10:37 AM (W+vEI)
https://tinyurl.com/ybefjuax
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:20 AM (IqV8l)
according to the story, he said his name was Peter and they wrote Beaner
I kinda believe it - anytime a fastfood cashier asks for my name it always ends up wrong on the slip
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Henry VIII"
You were so distraught you went hunting?
For what, exactly?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (7LY+6)
one time I got a dinosaur
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:39 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Henry VIII"
You were so distraught you went hunting?
For what, exactly?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018
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A new prostate.
Posted by: Henry VIII at May 17, 2018 10:39 AM (VeiQZ)
I'll stay with my 45 ACP thank you
Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)
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Can't argue with the rimless descendent of the .45 Schofield. Stops rampaging Moros dead in their tracks - both then and now.
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (/uolS)
Posted by: .40 SW at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)
This is my shocked face:
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Rod Dickson at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (ATVNj)
Probably a hoax. You can't just give in to SJWs and not expect more to come and collect.
McD's McCafe coffee drinks are as good as anything Starfucks has and cheaper to boot. Also they speak English: "small", "medium", and "large".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 17, 2018 10:41 AM (ZGrMX)
You starting a fight?
Posted by: .40 SW at May 17, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)
You've got the right hash for a fight, that's for sure.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
You starting a fight?
Posted by: .40 SW
No. Finishing it.
Posted by: .45 ACP
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:41 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)
Vatican tells nuns: Less tweeting, more praying!
Monk sues temple over heavy workload...
Doesn't say what religion the monk is but I don't think it's Christian.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 17, 2018 09:26 AM (L3rL9)
Oh, c'mon now. George Pal had better art work in his movies than that. Yeah, I can think of a couple of shots in his movies where it was pretty obvious that this was a matte shot you were looking at, but even then they were still believable.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (1bzSL)
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Yeah, that's my first thought, a hoax. On the heels of the black menz kerfuffle, how...timely for this to be happening.
Still, ha-freaking-ha. You deserve all that you're gonna get, Starburnt.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: @votermom
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Are you volunteering?
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (RkYsP)
I had a Sig chambered in .357 Sig for a while.
I loved it, but every time I went to any gun store, there was one box of range ammo or one box of carry ammo. Never both, sometimes neither.
Otherwise I loved it. Snappy round, great accuracy.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (iv0p7)
And what's really funny is that "Beaner" is photo shopped out in some media pics.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
How long before they start referring to it as "the B word?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (IqV8l)
The Fellowship of the Round.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:43 AM (9iLHi)
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that would mean buying at SB though
may I pick a lesser martyrdom?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (72PAC)
Looks around.
Scratches.
Morning Horde.
I'm sure its been mentioned but the black church thing...interesting that the media coverage leaves out the fact it is a black church that put up the sign.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (0tfLf)
ROTFLMAO!!
Seriously, Bill Clinton had a knack for taking brave stands on one-sided issues, like proudly announcing he's against crime and for educating kids!! The implication was always that his opponents were for crime and against education.
Now we have Trump, who manages to weaponized his enemies' blind hatred of him by getting them to stand up and bravely defend all sorts of scummy people as if they were looking out for the little guy. Spoiler alert: you're defending the people who prey on the little guy.
LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (W+vEI)
Otherwise I loved it. Snappy round, great accuracy.
Posted by: bonhomme
When you load your own you don't have these problems
Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (Bdeb0)
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Already taken.
Posted by: Bitch at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:42 AM (fA1SL)
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Nah, the NKVD was a bigger fan of 7.62 Nagant, or so I've heard. I also remember reading they liked to use guns in .32 ACP as well.
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (/uolS)
*nods head in the affirmative with thumb up in the air*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Bigger?
There. I said it.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (RkYsP)
Well, isn't that precious?
I remember when rock was young
Me and Stevie had so much fun
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2018 10:46 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (72PAC)
Just be glad it isn't Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (9iLHi)
Sure, you have a completely different set of problems.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (iv0p7)
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The 71-year-old guy can't sing.
It's sad that he hasn't noticed.
Posted by: Bitch at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (ATVNj)
The Fellowship of the Round.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (fiGNd)
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And then St. John of Ogden strikes you down for ever questioning the superiority of the Almighty .45 ACP.
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (/uolS)
Why'd they dig him up? Is there another "candle in a stiff breeze" version or something?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (zLDYs)
To camouflage the communism.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2018
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That was "why." The "how" was, I think, during the TV coverage of the 2000 Bush/Gore election. Before that, the networks had flip-flopped the colors around with no steady assignment.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (VeiQZ)
place. His movies are dreadful, all of them. He cannot act. In a world
of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, his fighting is subpar. Hell, Segal makes
Jean Claude Van Damme movies seem like Masterpiece Theater. On top of
that, he's a loathsome human being apparently. Baffling.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 17, 2018 10:38 AM (iys0/)
You have to go back in time. He was a kicking, punching bad-arse. He looked the part. The movies were coherent, they had a linear story, even if they were all pretty much the same thing, repackaged. You knew he was going to get the bad guys in the end, and it was going to be gloriously gruesome.
Honestly, you compare 80s "action" movies to the schlock created today, and it's practically Shakespearean. Nobody then was making stuff just to please the Chinese audience.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (RD7QR)
Well, I mean, if it was a mugshot of Schumer after being arrested...
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bonhomme
Only problem I have is places to store my stockpile lol
Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)
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And he sang at her funeral. I guess maybe it's special to Harry to have him there.
*opens Who Cares drawer*
*throws in paper*
*closes drawer*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 17, 2018 10:48 AM (mQ0Mc)
.577 T-Rex FTW!
Knocking muzzies on their ass since 1993!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Starbucks at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)
One year, no kids.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 17, 2018 10:50 AM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 17, 2018 10:47 AM (VeiQZ)
No worries. By 2020, it will be blue and gray, with "projected winner" noted by Confederate flags.
Posted by: Gen. Miklos Lonsstreet at May 17, 2018 10:50 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (cp1if)
True Starbucks story: Guy in line makes his order, says his name for the lid: "Mark, but with a 'C'."
Receives order: "Cark."
Co-worker told me that. I spent most of the day laughing.
Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)
One year, no kids.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
Six weeks. She bolts.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (RkYsP)
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And when they divorce, she will write a tell-all book about how racist the Royals are.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (bUjCl)
Just ribbing ya.
I never got into reloading. I've never had the space for a little shop until recently.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (iv0p7)
Is that before or after she gives a little Dodie in the back seat of a Benz?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (9kCxG)
And it had Elton John running around saying the F word a lot.
I am not sure what the producers had on Elton to get him to do that movie.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (Z5y53)
I like being red. It matches my neck and, according to many sports stories, it's the color of victory. And meat on the bbq.
Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 10:49 AM (hMwEB)
One year, no kids.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
Six weeks. She bolts.
Posted by: rickb223
Who cares. I don't.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (Bdeb0)
Co-worker told me that. I spent most of the day laughing.
Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 17, 2018 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)
We've all had that.
Posted by: republican, but with a "D" at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Sarah Fergusn, Duchess of York at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Jon Anderson
Apparently her boss clamped down on the whole posting from work thing...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 09:35 AM (AM1GF)
You'd be surprised how long and how closely employers can and have been monitoring that sort of thing. Several years ago had a coworker who was into this "fantasy football" thing. As was common by then, all Internet access in the office went through a firewall.
One day this guy got called into our manager's office to account for his actions. Seems the firewall keyed on the word "fantasy" in "fantasy football", and he was under suspicion for looking at sexually oriented sites while at work. He had to do some fast talking to get out of that one.
I'm sure it's only gotten worse in the years since then...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 17, 2018 10:53 AM (1bzSL)
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 09:55 AM (Fb9aZ)
Do we get eggwoll with dat?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 10:54 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (9kCxG)
Paintball for the proletariat.
Posted by: Miklos, blowing smoke at May 17, 2018 10:54 AM (zCyNd)
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Trump administration to provide records on Obama-era gun-smuggling probe Reuters
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 10:54 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (9iLHi)
IIRC, he was Michael Ovtiz's martial arts instructor, who was the biggest Hollywood agent at the time.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (W+vEI)
Cartridge ... we're just going to have to take it to Mt. Browning and
destroy it. Man's not meant to wield that kind of power.
The Fellowship of the Round.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (fiGNd)
I am Iver, son of Oscar...I shall bear the round!
Posted by: Iver Mossberg at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (9chmE)
I'll consider that payback for Holder releasing Bush torture memos and prosecuting our terrorist interrogators.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 10:56 AM (W+vEI)
When once you've paid the Danegeld the Dane never goes away.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 10:26 AM (RD7QR)
They'll be handed from one extortionate group to another until all $$$ have been extracted from the lifeless corpse.
Serves 'em right ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 17, 2018 10:56 AM (xAnaP)
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 10:52 AM (Z5y53)
What could they have on this drug fueled poof that the public doesn't already know about? Maybe the underaged Pomeranian brothel he attends in Birmingham?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 10:56 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 17, 2018 10:59 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at May 17, 2018 10:59 AM (E1ETU)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2018 11:09 AM (ii30j)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 10:55 AM (9iLHi)
Is it still OK for British Monarchs to behead in-laws? No, not the butterflies.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 11:10 AM (9BLnV)
Harry, the universe is giving you signs here. It's not too late
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I heard that they plan to
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 17, 2018 11:10 AM (Slcc5)
Mueller, I'm out here waiting for you. And you are a yella bellie punk if you don't come to see me
"I think that they have the facts from which they can write their report," Giuliani said. "If you're going to write a fair report, fine, write it. If you're going to write an unfair report, write it, and we will combat it. We're ready to rip to it apart, and we're ready to rip them apart, if that's what they want. We would rather peacefully settle this and get it over with."
Posted by: gNewt at May 17, 2018 11:12 AM (cdYPW)
I fucking hate all of these pieces of shit.
I'm looking at you John Thune with your perfect hair and greasy complexion.
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 11:21 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 10:44 AM (IqV8l)
OH CRAP!
Posted by: Makers of Bean-O at May 17, 2018 11:21 AM (suO/a)
When once you've paid the Danegeld the Dane never goes away.
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And he invites his asshole friends.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 17, 2018 11:38 AM (Slcc5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2018 11:55 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Glenn John at May 17, 2018 02:03 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at May 17, 2018 04:42 PM (artIV)
I guess I'm here. Not like you care.
Posted by: mindful webworker just found out Folger's tastes bad and is grumpy at May 21, 2018 10:01 AM (ECLlc)
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