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Saturday Night Open Thread (5/19/18 )

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Via my email this past week.


Ford Airplane - History Time

A Ford Airplane - AMAZING

This was 6 months BEFORE Pearl Harbor! Henry Ford was determined that he could mass produce bombers just as he had done with cars, so he built the Willow Run assembly plant in Michigan and proved it. It was the world's largest building under one roof at the time.

This film will absolutely blow you away - one B-24 every 55 minutes. . . and Ford had their own pilots to test them. and they had no recalls


ADOLF HITLER HAD NO IDEA THE U.S. WAS CAPABLE OF THIS KIND OF THING.


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The Saturday Night Joke


Kind of a cool way to take a casket to the cemetery.

A funeral procession pulled into Pressley Cemetery in South Carolina. Several car loads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.”

"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. "As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."

***


Well that is certainly one way to get rush hour traffic rolling again. The police don't care for rush hour traffic either, apparently.

Peters lost control of his vehicle after striking two other vehicles on the ramp. He emerged naked from his disabled vehicle and ran into the northbound lanes of I-95/64, police said. Witnesses said they saw him dancing and rolling around on the interstate before running back to the on-ramp.

Police said Peters then charged the Richmond officer who deployed his Taser in an effort to disable Peters. The Taser was ineffective, police said, so the officer fired his service weapon, striking Peters, who was unarmed.

Well, we know who won that pissing contest.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


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Be careful in the woods of Michigan. h/t redc1c4

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Meet Fred Garvin, male prostitute Genius Award Winner.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Lotters.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:46 PM




Comments

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1 Ooh....first

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 19, 2018 09:37 PM (mMeIQ)

2 Nice

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 09:37 PM (R5lpX)

3 Yes

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 19, 2018 09:37 PM (mMeIQ)

4 I'll go get others

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 19, 2018 09:38 PM (mMeIQ)

5 Early! Thanks!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2018 09:38 PM (kufk0)

6 Bon soir, mes otteurs.

Posted by: Miklos, international intern at May 19, 2018 09:39 PM (zCyNd)

7 L'Otters.

L'LOL.

Posted by: shibumi, feeling French at May 19, 2018 09:40 PM (0s3bJ)

8 Just finished watching Do Over with Adam Sandler and David Spade. Funny movie, which brings to mind what my wife said...Sandler has successfully created his own modern version of the Rat Pack.

Also watched the original School of Scoundrels last night from 1960.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 09:40 PM (R5lpX)

9 Lurker in the house!!!

Posted by: BigZesty at May 19, 2018 09:41 PM (9cZ+H)

10 Is this the ont?

Posted by: f'd at May 19, 2018 09:41 PM (UdKB7)

11 Korean singing show winner is pretty bad:

youtube.com/watch?v=hiBPUpCJ7MQ

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2018 09:42 PM (LNPd9)

12 Is this the ont?

Posted by: f'd at May 19, 2018 09:41 PM (UdKB7)

L'ONTers.

Posted by: Miklos, glass half full at May 19, 2018 09:42 PM (zCyNd)

13 I thought it said Lottery
Don't wanna win that one

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 09:43 PM (hMwEB)

14 What a nice surprise -- an early ONT. Hola everyone.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:43 PM (Ju3ed)

15 Woot ONT. Love the cat joke up top. Now to check out all the other content.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 19, 2018 09:43 PM (84F5k)

16 Those boys from Texas...hope they shoot "lotters" better than they spell!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2018 09:44 PM (kufk0)

17 I don't see anything odd about that cat. All cats are weird. It's what they do.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:44 PM (Ju3ed)

18 I thought it said Lottery
Don't wanna win that one

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 09:43 PM (hMwEB)

In that case, you get shot with a Powerball.

Posted by: Miklos, glass less than half full at May 19, 2018 09:44 PM (zCyNd)

19 You had ONE job.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:44 PM (dUJdY)

20 Lotters stole the prises from the spelin be.

Posted by: Miklos, glass refilled at May 19, 2018 09:45 PM (zCyNd)

21 How did they spell "sight" right, after missing "looters" and "shot"?

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 09:45 PM (JGBbg)

22 Lotters are people, too. They have a right to be. But Looters, that's a different thing ain't it?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:45 PM (Ju3ed)

23 HEY THE CRAPITALS HAVE LOST 3 IN A ROW !

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 09:46 PM (y3aQB)

24 Dirty Lotter Scoundrels

Posted by: Miklos, AKA Rupprecht at May 19, 2018 09:47 PM (zCyNd)

25 Got a whole lotter love.

Posted by: Tex Zepplin at May 19, 2018 09:47 PM (UdKB7)

26 Just to be safe, I wouldn't loiter around there, either.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 09:48 PM (JGBbg)

27 How did they spell "sight" right, after missing "looters" and "shot"?

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 09:45 PM (JGBbg)

They misspelled that too. It should say "shot on site".

Posted by: Miklos, teleshooter at May 19, 2018 09:48 PM (zCyNd)

28 Heh @ that coffin in the fishing boat and joke.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2018 09:48 PM (pvjTE)

29 Looks like Mueller has come up empty on Russian collusion and anything criminal done by Trump. That stereotypical Nazi looking clown should go back and hide before someone starts looking at him.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 09:48 PM (kWrQ3)

30
Lotters, Gawd I loathe the lot of 'em!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 09:49 PM (pNxlR)

31 woot woot SNOT

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (y87Qq)

32 All your lotters are be shoot by us.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (sBHZx)

33 I had a chat today with a guy who is not exactly with the FBI, but who has connections. He said he was appalled by the stuff that started coming out about Comey et al. (just as most of us were). But when he asked a good friend who is a veteran agent, he learned that the rank and file were also disgusted. This is what I have always thought must be the case. No, they didn't all resign in protest, but why should they anyway? No need to fall on a grenade when you can just jump behind a wall and wait for events, dear boy, events to take place. As they are.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (Ju3ed)

34 Currently watching a documentary on Fred MacMurray on Amazon Prime. It's good, interesting.

Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (yJ1e6)

35 Svengoolie is over. What now?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (+Tibp)

36 Thanks for the Nick Lowe songs.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at May 19, 2018 09:51 PM (yScAF)

37 Another Nick Lowe sighting???

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW)

38 so, watching the pilot of Sliders for the first time.

LOL @sliding into the Pleistocene.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

39
We oughter change the lotter water

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 09:52 PM (pNxlR)

40 1 - And another fun ONT - Thank you MisHum!

That Ford B-24 item is da bomb!

II) I can *never* express enough my gratitude to The Horde for your love, prayers and support the past year and a half.

C. mrs ibguy uis out of town for the weekend, visiting the daughters, so went to shul by myself this morning (first time ever solo, which is weird). Was fine until Mourner's Kaddish, and I came >this< close to losing it. Hunh.

Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2018 09:52 PM (vUcdz)

41 Batman. The Green Hornet is on it.

Posted by: Tex Zepplin at May 19, 2018 09:52 PM (UdKB7)

42 Wary

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Some pussy-grabbers are more equal than others at May 19, 2018 09:52 PM (iTpm7)

43 Just dawned on me this afternoon that next weekend is Memorial Day weekend. I booked a show for Friday and Saturday months ago not realizing it was Memorial weekend. Well fuck. My three day weekend got winnowed down to a regular weekend because I'm a retard.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:52 PM (dUJdY)

44 There's a whole lotter opportunity for pun-ishment here.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:52 PM (Ju3ed)

45 MH, I always enjoy those gorgeous photos you often use but that cat is going to leave me smiling for a long time. Thanks.

Posted by: JTB at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (V+03K)

46 Every 55 minutes. That war was over before it began.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (+Tibp)

47 Hey Miley!! *does Forest Gump wave

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (dUJdY)

48 Whole lotter shakin' going on

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (zCyNd)

49 Thanks MH.
Been around this place 10 years.
Best ont, or any other cob in that time.
Just one man's opinion.

Posted by: teej at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Ixqnq)

50 Currently watching a documentary on Fred MacMurray on Amazon Prime. It's good, interesting.
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (yJ1e6)


Considering all the movies he's done, I ought to be ashamed that the only one I can ever picture him in is The Caine Mutiny. On the other hand, The Caine Mutiny is a really really good movie, so... meh.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq)

51 lol,
the Genius Award Winner's boss, saying about him "I liked Lynn. I still like Lynn. He would give you the shirt off his back. He would do anything for you."

Dude solicited sex from male prostitute

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (EzdLW)

52 Evening, y'all.

Posted by: tbodie at May 19, 2018 09:54 PM (lQn8Y)

53 MacMurry lost his reputation as a good guy when he played the bad guy in The Apartment. It really put people off on him.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:55 PM (Ju3ed)

54 Ibguy.. so sorry about your sister. I saw on the sidebar she has passed and wanted to extend my thoughts and prayers to you and your family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

55 Oh, we're the boys of the chorus
We hope you like our show
We know you're rooting for us
But now we have to gooooooooo!

Posted by: Les Boys at May 19, 2018 09:55 PM (+Tibp)

56 He would do anything for you."

No one is claiming HE asked for money.

Posted by: Second shift Miklos at May 19, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)

57
He stopped, bent down and stared at the scat. He spat.

"Lotters," he said, "Pair of 'em, and one's wearing a Depend undergarment."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 09:55 PM (pNxlR)

58 Don't muss with Toxas

Posted by: lotter shooters at May 19, 2018 09:56 PM (EzdLW)

59 27 How did they spell "sight" right, after missing "looters" and "shot"?

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 09:45 PM (JGBbg)

They misspelled that too. It should say "shot on site".

Posted by: Miklos, teleshooter at May 19, 2018 09:48 PM (zCyNd)

++++

Nope. Looters should be shot when you see than, not when they step on the property.

But, the sign should have gone with "cite". That would have been wrong either way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2018 09:56 PM (pvjTE)

60 lol,
the Genius Award Winner's boss, saying about him "I liked Lynn. I still like Lynn. He would give you the shirt off his back. He would do anything for you."

Dude solicited sex from male prostitute
Posted by: Hands

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: half of DC at May 19, 2018 09:56 PM (sBHZx)

61 54 Jewells45

Thank you, ma'am.

Must admit, it's rather unnerving not posting BSU's any more.

Worse still it took me 'til darn near the end to even figure out that I *could* abbreviate to BSU.

/facepalm

Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (vUcdz)

62 The other night, I shot a lotter in my pajamas...

Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (EzdLW)

63
53 MacMurry lost his reputation as a good guy when he played the bad guy in The Apartment. It really put people off on him.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:55 PM (Ju3ed)


He didn't come off so good in The Caine Mutiny, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

64 I was just talking about Bruce Lee earlier and now he's on Batman on MeTV.

Posted by: f'd at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (UdKB7)

65 How did they spell "sight" right, after missing "looters" and "shot"?

Posted by: mikeski


There isn't a consistency filter in Photoshop is why.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (LNPd9)

66 The NYT attempted spin I saw today was the hilarious ever.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (kWrQ3)

67 What was a lotter doing in your pajamas? *required response*

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (Ju3ed)

68 Ibguy.. so sorry about your sister. I saw on the sidebar she has passed and wanted to extend my thoughts and prayers to you and your family.
Posted by: Jewells45

Same here. My condolences.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (sBHZx)

69 Those boys from Texas...hope they shoot "lotters" better than they spell!!

Posted by: lin-duh
*******************


Isn't that pic from Ferguson?

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 09:58 PM (NY0r1)

70 MacMurry lost his reputation as a good guy when he played the bad guy in The Apartment. It really put people off on him.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:55 PM (Ju3ed)

He blamed it on a fit of absentmindedness, and donated all his royalties from flubber to charity.

Posted by: short shift Miklos at May 19, 2018 09:58 PM (zCyNd)

71
62 The other night, I shot a lotter in my pajamas...
Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at May 19, 2018 09:57 PM (EzdLW)


How'd it wind up wearing your jammies?

* ba-da bump tssss *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 09:58 PM (pNxlR)

72 Hitler also did not know that the Soviets had over 22,000 tanks in inventory in 1941 with the new T-34 already rolling off the assembly lines.

The Germans had about 6,000.









Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2018 09:58 PM (EoRCO)

73 68 Prince Ludwig

Thank you.

Hubby has scheduled a Memorial Service for her on June 4th. I'm on the fence about flying sown, because our connection was with Joyce, not him or Daughter.

We'll see.

Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2018 09:59 PM (vUcdz)

74 LRA

Les Otters Resistance Army

Les Otters Rule!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2018 09:59 PM (0tfLf)

75 I guess Caine Mutiny made me think of it but has anyone been watching The Terror? Holy shit.. great show, top notch acting. I'm getting ready to watch episode 10 tomorrow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

76 The Germans learned about Soviet tanks at the Battle of Kursk. Not fun for the Nasties.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 09:59 PM (Ju3ed)

77 Nick Lowe's so hot in that vid.

Posted by: booknlass at May 19, 2018 09:59 PM (uJ09Y)

78 He would do anything for you.

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And when I say "anything" . . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 10:00 PM (+y/Ru)

79

Aspiring rapper L'Otter E.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 10:00 PM (IqV8l)

80 YOU win a L'ottery and YOU win a L'ottery and YOU win a L'ottery.... You ALL win a L'ottery!


Posted by: L'Oppruh at May 19, 2018 10:00 PM (QzJWU)

81 Was fine until Mourner's Kaddish, and I came >this
Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2018 09:52 PM (vUcdz)


Very sorry for your loss. From your updates, it's obvious that Joyce touched the lives of many people and they loved her for that.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 10:00 PM (5Yee7)

82 Hi ibguy, I put up a post about your friend's book.
link in nic

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 10:00 PM (hMwEB)

83 Willowed from previous thread. I love that beach shot of Col Kilgore so much that embrassingly I have Charlie don't surf on a tattoo .

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at May 19, 2018 10:01 PM (Nv7Oi)

84 http://bit.ly/2LhfJaS
+++++
Senator Chuck Grassley Asks Rod Rosenstein if He Gave Mueller Independent FISA Authority The Last Refuge

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 10:01 PM (y3aQB)

85 In case you stop in NaCly, Gary told me last night that True North got asked to headline the party the night before the "official start" of the country stampede this year.

I'll be there helping out and, well, partying.
At least what passes for partying for this old man any more.

Posted by: teej at May 19, 2018 10:01 PM (Ixqnq)

86 I didn't do it.

This time.

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:02 PM (NY0r1)

87 fucking otters

Posted by: Gollum at May 19, 2018 10:02 PM (HlG5d)

88
Considering all the movies he's done, I ought to be ashamed that the only one I can ever picture him in is The Caine Mutiny. On the other hand, The Caine Mutiny is a really really good movie, so... meh.


Check out Double Indemnity, where he teamed up with Barbara Stanwyck and Edmund G Robinson.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

89 Isn't that pic from Ferguson?
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That door those shoters are standing in front of is painter like the Texas flag.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2018 10:02 PM (kufk0)

90 And so early in the evening.

Hey, say hello to logprof while you're down there.

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:02 PM (NY0r1)

91
MacMurry lost his reputation as a good guy when he played the bad guy in The Apartment. It really put people off on him.

He didn't come off so good in The Caine Mutiny, either.


Or as an insurance salesman.

Being versatile and convincing is what makes an actor, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 10:03 PM (IqV8l)

92 Ha. Just recently read a book about WWII production in the US (Forge of Freedom).


Actually, Willow Run was the obsession/project of Ford's production guy at the time - whose name escapes me. Volatile character. Had actual fist fights with other executives at the Willow Run plant early on, when things were not taking off as hoped.


He was the successor to Big Bill Knudsen, who moved to GM from Ford and helped make it the dominant auto company. He was also Roosevelt's key guy prior to Pearl Harbor in organizing private industry for military production.


Ford himself was strongly isolationist/pacifist/opposed to involvement in war production, until Pearl Harbor. Pretty amazing story, after FDR called on Knudsen to head up the mobilization effort, Knudsen immediately quit GM and launched into the task.


One of the best episodes was a meeting Knudsen convened, in Detroit, of all the key auto industry players (his long-time colleagues and competitors), at which he basically went around the room, asking things like "Who can handle large forgings? Who can make aviation engines?".


Book said that roughly 20% of all US war production was done by the auto industry (anybody here have a Saginaw Steering M-1 carbine?). Partly of course because it was the largest best organized mass production entity in the economy, and partly thanks to Knudsen's incredibly efforts, and those of his successors (he moved to the Army Air Corps, was the only civilian ever made a major general, and was a global troubleshooter for Gen. Hap Arnold).


Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:03 PM (QDnY+)

93 We're still burning daylight out here in Moab, and it's ONT time!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:03 PM (Ju3ed)

94 Okay, at the piece on bacon and doughnuts being used to lure black bears (look out, Ron Funches!) there's a link to the new fad among the Ladies Who Lunch, called "brieing" -- MDMA wrapped in cheese:

https://tinyurl.com/yce99y5h

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 19, 2018 10:03 PM (qJtVm)

95 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2018 10:03 PM (KCxzN)

96 Hitler also did not know that the Soviets had over 22,000 tanks in inventory in 1941 with the new T-34 already rolling off the assembly lines.

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Both the T-34 and the Il-2 ground attack aircraft were just going operational when Hitler struck. Both proved very effective against the Krauts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 10:04 PM (+y/Ru)

97 Beware of Otter and all the Delta's

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:04 PM (n13/j)

98 Muldoon otter have some clever comments tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:04 PM (ga0eq)

99 "Hey, say hello to logprof while you're down there"

Logprof is still in the barrel??? Quick get him out before he mutates!

Posted by: f'd at May 19, 2018 10:04 PM (UdKB7)

100 50 Currently watching a documentary on Fred MacMurray on Amazon Prime. It's good, interesting.
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (yJ1e6)

Considering all the movies he's done, I ought to be ashamed that the only one I can ever picture him in is The Caine Mutiny. On the other hand, The Caine Mutiny is a really really good movie, so... meh.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq)

++++

Perhaps you are forgetting Double Indemnity? If not, I recommend you correct that oversight posthaste. It's a great movie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2018 10:05 PM (pvjTE)

101 That door those shoters are standing in front of is painter like the Texas flag.

Posted by: lin-duh
*****************

Oh. In my mind I remember white guys dressed like that at some riot zone.

Did they have a riot in Texas?

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:05 PM (NY0r1)

102 I guess Caine Mutiny made me think of it but has anyone been watching The Terror? Holy shit.. great show, top notch acting. I'm getting ready to watch episode 10 tomorrow.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)


I hadn't heard of it, but it really looks like something I'd like. Do you know if it's on any streaming service? There's a thing on the AMC website that says "You can watch video extras and free full episodes even if you don't have a supported cable provider" but it doesn't say how.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:05 PM (y87Qq)

103 {{{teej}}}

Just popped in and saw your comment. I can hear Country Stampede from my house with the right wind. And we always count on rain over the venue. We see that also.

So, are we going to get together in Manhattan? That would be fantastic, and ... unexpected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:06 PM (hyuyC)

104 Considering all the movies he's done, I ought to be ashamed that the only one I can ever picture him in is The Caine Mutiny. On the other hand, The Caine Mutiny is a really really good movie, so... meh.

---------

It was no Son of Flubber, but....

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:06 PM (ga0eq)

105 The NYT spin was that Trump made some crazy claims about Obama administration interference in a presidential election, when that is exactly what happened.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 10:07 PM (kWrQ3)

106 MacMurry lost his reputation as a good guy when he played the bad guy in The Apartment. It really put people off on him.

He didn't come off so good in The Caine Mutiny, either.

Or as an insurance salesman.

Being versatile and convincing is what makes an actor, right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


And he went on to "My Three Sons". The man had range.

Another bad guy who went good is Raymond Burr.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2018 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

107 75 I guess Caine Mutiny made me think of it but has anyone been watching The Terror? Holy shit.. great show, top notch acting. I'm getting ready to watch episode 10 tomorrow.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
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I love it, it's horrible and I can't look away.

I was reading about all the attempts to find the Northwest Passage and it always seemed to end in scurvy, cannibalism, and death.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 19, 2018 10:07 PM (qJtVm)

108 No riots I know of in Texas but during hurricanes they have issues...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2018 10:07 PM (kufk0)

109
If you like the water,Then you really otter,
Learn how to swimAt the YMCA!

Posted by: Old Jingle at May 19, 2018 10:07 PM (HlG5d)

110 I guess Caine Mutiny made me think of it but has anyone been watching The Terror? Holy shit.. great show, top notch acting. I'm getting ready to watch episode 10 tomorrow.
Posted by: Jewells45

I've been watching and it's both fascinating and top notch quality. Can't wait for the finale on Monday.

Posted by: Les Boys at May 19, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp)

111
Her Majesty just arrived at her first stop for the night in Salina, Kansas. So Step 1 of her drive to Richland is over. Cheyenne is the next stop, then Salt Lake City, then Twin Falls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 10:08 PM (KhZeB)

112 The thing about the role in The Apartment was that he was cheating on his Mrs. Didn't go over well back in the early 60s.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:08 PM (Ju3ed)

113 "Did they have a riot in Texas?'

Remeber the Allamo!

Posted by: f'd at May 19, 2018 10:08 PM (UdKB7)

114 Those boys from Texas...hope they shoot "lotters" better than they spell"

Indeed.

And yes, it's a Photoshop.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 10:08 PM (7LY+6)

115 was reading about all the attempts to find the Northwest Passage and it always seemed to end in scurvy, cannibalism, and death.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Don't forget the sodomy!

Posted by: Les Boys at May 19, 2018 10:09 PM (+Tibp)

116 Being versatile and convincing is what makes an actor, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-----------------------------

He was a leading man and played serious villains in the 30s.

Yes, he was a true actor.

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:09 PM (NY0r1)

117 Another great McMurray/ Stanwyck pic is "Remember the Night". The very idea that Stanwyck never won an Oscar is shameful. She in good company though, along with Cary Grant, Deb Kerr, Hitch and others. But of course Hilary Swank has won two. All makes sense don't it ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N)

118 I work less than three miles (as the crow flies) from the Willow Run airport

the air museum at Willow Run still flies a B-17 & a B-25

we're right on the glide path (turning off of base onto final); was overflown by the B-25 half a dozen times on Friday

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (KCxzN)

119 Hey everybody. Been noticing license plate slogans lately.

New Hampshire: "Live Free Or Die"
Kentucky: "In God We Trust"
California: "Spay & Neuter Saves Lives"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)

120 Those Texans really don't like Trent Lott supporters...

Posted by: short shrift Miklos at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (zCyNd)

121 Both the T-34 and the Il-2 ground attack aircraft were just going operational when Hitler struck. Both proved very effective against the Krauts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

It helped that the Hun made 1200 Tiger tanks during the course of the war, the Soviets made 1200 T-34s a month (in factories we built for them. You're welcome Vlad)
Production wins wars.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (sBHZx)

122 66 The NYT attempted spin I saw today was the hilarious ever.
Posted by: Cm9000


You know someone is lacking in character and integrity when they screw up and can't manage a decent apology.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

123 Hitler also did not know that the Soviets had over 22,000 tanks in inventory in 1941 with the new T-34 already rolling off the assembly lines.

The Germans had about 6,000.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2018 09:58 PM (EoRCO)


The Germans had a complete failure in intelligence-gathering concerning Soviet tanks. The Germans thought that their Panzer III tanks with the short 50mm guns would be a match for the Soviet tanks. The Germans were still using the 37mm PAK anti-tank gun for their infantry.

The Germans were shocked once they encountered the Soviet heavy tanks. I read a contemporary account where the Germans were employing 105mm howitzers in a direct-fire role during Operation Barbarrosa in 1941.

By 1943, the Germans had developed better tanks but the Soviets had overwhelming numbers. As they say, quantity has a quality all its own.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (5Yee7)

124 The Ottermo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (IqV8l)

125 Ibguy. I know funerals/memorials are more for the immediate family than the deceased; but I would encourage you to go or at least send a letter or video statement of what Joyce meant to you.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (84F5k)

126 81 RBC

Thank you! Looking forward to next SWOHMoMe.

82 votermom

Saw that - Thank You!!

Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2018 10:11 PM (vUcdz)

127 New Hampshire: "Live Free Or Die"
Kentucky: "In God We Trust"
California: "Spay & Neuter Saves Lives"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Oklahoma is OK.

No shit. OK. Meh

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

128
I read that Willow Run, while eventually putting out B-24s at a fast clip, had a lot of teething pains and didn't hit projected rates until 1944.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 10:11 PM (KhZeB)

129 Hogmartin, I really don't know. We are still attached to cable, for now. Not sure if it can be streamed but my son wanted to watch Walking Dead after he cut the cord and hasn't been able to.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

130 As they say, quantity has a quality all its own.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (5Yee7)

Just roll us in flour...

Posted by: Fat Chicks Everywhere at May 19, 2018 10:12 PM (zCyNd)

131 The German 88s were originally meant to be AA guns, but they used them as anti-tank weapons to good effect.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:12 PM (Ju3ed)

132 Blutarski, OK ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:12 PM (eMKNe)

133 Hadrian the Seventh

Salina is pretty peaceful these days. Still a lot of aviators training there. But Her Majesty is safe from the ubiquitous drone operator wannabes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:12 PM (hyuyC)

134 Was reading about WW1 yesterday.

The more I learn about it, the more it sounds to me like it could be described as a giant geopolitical barroom brawl.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:13 PM (eMKNe)

135 Mass " we're full up with massholes"

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 10:13 PM (Ymy4N)

136 125 PaleRider

Agreed and understood. Hence the ambivalence. But it looks like a fair number of her friends (and perhaps some family) will be there, which is why I'm currently leaning slightly towards going.

Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2018 10:13 PM (vUcdz)

137 I'll try to figure out how to make it work.
What I probably will have to do is fine a way to park my ride outside the backstage area then hop in the vehicle with the band to ride on in.

They get really persnickity about such things there.

If not at the stampede we'll get something set up to get together over your way.
And if you get the chance and still have my email, could you shoot me a short hello so I can write yours down.
Can't get my cheap phone to save to contacts.

Posted by: teej at May 19, 2018 10:14 PM (Ixqnq)

138 Oklahoma is OK.

No shit. OK. Meh

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

You can ask for "Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains" but you have to pay for three plates

Posted by: Miklos collects vanity armadillo plates at May 19, 2018 10:14 PM (zCyNd)

139 Batman and The Green Hornet vs Harry Mudd.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 10:14 PM (IqV8l)

140 The Otterman Empire might have dominated Europe except that shallfish population collapsed during the Last Glacial Maximum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:14 PM (ga0eq)

141 L'Otters better be afraid.

Posted by: French-Canadian Fur Trappers at May 19, 2018 10:14 PM (WU8si)

142 Production wins wars.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (sBHZx)


"We lost the Balkans and Ukraine. They're moving on Russia now."
"Where do we make the tanks?"
"Here, in the east."
"Move them all a couple hundred miles away from the lines... here."
"The tanks?"
"The factories. And the workers."

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:15 PM (y87Qq)

143 The NYT spin was classic. Brennan probliibly was the source.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 10:15 PM (kWrQ3)

144 Hadrian, correct, as I noted above, Willow Run had a rough start. As I recall from the book, a lot of progress was made when they started farming out sub-assemblies, and doing final assembly at Willow Run. That allowed them to hit full potential.


Interesting story, when the Ford team flew to San Diego to study how Consolidated built the B-24, they discovered that unlike their auto production, there were constant design tweaks and changes, and a lot of "craft" type production - hand-fitting and finishing. Not true flexible mass production. They had to transform the B-24's plans into the kind with tight tolerances in order to go to mass production.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:16 PM (QDnY+)

145 So, Henry was gearing up for WWII, actually in production for WWII 6 months before it started.

Puts a little dent in the stories of him being a Nazi sympathizer the likes of Joseph Lobotomy.

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:16 PM (NY0r1)

146 Evening, Horde. Posting from an alternate computer. My regular machine cacked out on me. I think the hard drive controller is gerfookt. It won't boot from either the Win7 hard disc, or from the XP hard disc. I did get it booted from a rescue disc, and it's running a disc analyzer program in a Linux environment. Slow process. Finding a kinds of errors.

Anyhow, I am posting from an eMachine on which I loaded Linux Mint 18.1 and it's working OK. Mozilla Firefox is the default browser, so I got to see all the ads.

Once the disk exam is over, I may power things down, and move my Win7 drive to this machine, and see if it will boot. If it does, then that confirms a bad controller on the other machine's MB, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:17 PM (dOgJt)

147 Sometimes even the most fearsome vehicle of war can be taken down by a simple thing, like when the Joker shot down the Batmobile with a long-barreled .38 special.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:18 PM (Ju3ed)

148 Anyhow, I am posting from an eMachine on which I loaded Linux Mint 18.1 and it's working OK.

Meh, OK. Like Oklahoma

Posted by: Will Rogers at May 19, 2018 10:19 PM (+Tibp)

149 PA is boring, instead of a motto it has "visitpa.com"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 10:19 PM (hMwEB)

150 Salina, Hadrian?
And headed west on, I presume I-70?
She could have waved south to me as she went through Topeka and north to NaCly as she went past the Manhattan exit.

Posted by: teej at May 19, 2018 10:19 PM (Ixqnq)

151 "We lost the Balkans and Ukraine. They're moving on Russia now."
"Where do we make the tanks?"
"Here, in the east."
"Move them all a couple hundred miles away from the lines... here."
"The tanks?"
"The factories. And the workers."
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:15 PM (y87Qq)


One of my theories about China's "Ghost Cities" is that they're practice/cover for preparing to move large portions of the manufacturing base beyond range of US carrier-based strikes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 19, 2018 10:19 PM (Tnhbr)

152 PA is boring, full stop.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:19 PM (Ju3ed)

153 Anyhow, I am posting from an eMachine
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:17 PM (dOgJt)


*stunned awe*

...are you a wizard?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:20 PM (y87Qq)

154 PA is boring, instead of a motto it has "visitpa.com"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 10:19 PM (hMwEB)

We'll see about that.

Posted by: Ma, you never visit your old Ma at May 19, 2018 10:20 PM (zCyNd)

155 Interesting story, when the Ford team flew to San Diego to study how Consolidated built the B-24, they discovered that unlike their auto production, there were constant design tweaks and changes, and a lot of "craft" type production - hand-fitting and finishing. Not true flexible mass production. They had to transform the B-24's plans into the kind with tight tolerances in order to go to mass production.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:16 PM (QDnY+)


So you're saying what we need is a war...

Posted by: Elon Musk at May 19, 2018 10:20 PM (Tnhbr)

156 Was reading about WW1 yesterday.

The more I learn about it, the more it sounds to me like it could be described as a giant geopolitical barroom brawl.

Posted by: qdpsteve
******************

THey say if the queen had still been alive she would have taken those cousins by the ear and settled the matter quickly.

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:21 PM (NY0r1)

157
New Jersey: Come for the Casinos, Stay for the Brown Fields Reclamation Sites

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 10:21 PM (pNxlR)

158 eMachines! Haven't heard that term in a long time.
They were big in the early 90s along with Packard Bell.

Anybody else remember the Power Macs? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

159 Hey everybody. Been noticing license plate slogans lately.

Saw a Colorado plate that said "Honorably Discharged Veteran".

I wonder if they print a "Dishonorably Discharged" one, too? Gotta be inclusive.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (JGBbg)

160 I miss cats and other stuff. Guess that's ONT

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (l9m7l)

161 One of my theories about China's "Ghost Cities" is that they're practice/cover for preparing to move large portions of the manufacturing base beyond range of US carrier-based strikes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

Good in theory, but you can't escape rods from God.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sBHZx)

162 If we have enough production there is no need for war. Si vis pacem, para bellum.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (Ju3ed)

163 Interesting story, when the Ford team flew to San Diego to study how Consolidated built the B-24, they discovered that unlike their auto production, there were constant design tweaks and changes, and a lot of "craft" type production - hand-fitting and finishing.

----------

So, like Jaguars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (ga0eq)

164 AOP maybe you'll prefer Mint to Windows

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (hMwEB)

165
Delaware: Only Three Counties and One Has More Chickens Than People

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (pNxlR)

166 Hogmartin, I really don't know. We are still attached to cable, for now. Not sure if it can be streamed but my son wanted to watch Walking Dead after he cut the cord and hasn't been able to.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

-------------------

Has your son checked out Sling?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 10:23 PM (+F0Wk)

167 Watching the end of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

If I was Ewan McGregor, I'd be ashamed.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 10:23 PM (+Tibp)

168 THey say if the queen had still been alive she would have taken those cousins by the ear and settled the matter quickly.

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:21 PM (NY0r1)

Even as kids they fought over the rubber duchies.

Posted by: Miklos, historical revisionist at May 19, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)

169 Krebs, I thought it was "NJ: Come for the casinos, stay because a mobster wannabe or MS13 stuck you in a shallow grave"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:23 PM (eMKNe)

170 Krebs, around a year ago we did what should be all the states' actual slogans.

One I remember, because I came up with it: "Maine: Nothing like what Stephen King says."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:24 PM (eMKNe)

171 Hey everybody. Been noticing license plate slogans lately.



New Hampshire: "Live Free Or Die"

Kentucky: "In God We Trust"

California: "Spay Neuter Saves Lives"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)

Connecticut: "The Nutmeg State".

It's one of those things you never think about until you need it.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:24 PM (n13/j)

172 Anybody else remember the Power Macs? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)


How many do you need? I got a 7100, two 8500/120s, a PowerBook 3400c, and a PowerBase 240 clone, but that one's got BeOS on it.

I think they all boot, too.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:24 PM (y87Qq)

173 teej

Sent

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:24 PM (hyuyC)

174 Good in theory, but you can't escape rods from God.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (sBHZx)


No, but I fully expect in a war against a near-peer, for satellites to be non-existent after the first few days. And with dispersed manufacturing you'd need a lot of rods to try and kill everything.

Posted by: Elon Musk at May 19, 2018 10:24 PM (Tnhbr)

175 MO - The Showme State. That's where I was spawned.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:25 PM (Ju3ed)

176 THey say if the queen had still been alive she would have taken those cousins by the ear and settled the matter quickly.
Posted by: gNewt

That would've been great. The Great War ending by the Kaiser and Austrian Emperor being ordered to London and having to say "Sorry, Gran".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:25 PM (sBHZx)

177 FL probably should have Crazies R Us as a motto.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (Ju3ed)

178 I love me some Nick Lowe. Saw him when he was in Little Village with Ry Cooder, Jim Hiatt and Jim Keltner. They only did two albums and one tour. Glad I saw them. One of my favorite concerts ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw1SCbpwnwE

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (RfzVr)

179 hogmartin, are they still upgradeable? And would any of them take Mac OS Sierra? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (eMKNe)

180 26 Just to be safe, I wouldn't loiter around there, either.

Posted by: mikeski


Or litter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (0ogQG)

181 gNewt, according to this last book I read, Henry was bitterly opposed to involvement in war production, and turned Knudsen down flat when first approached about joining other companies in his pre-war mobilization. This was 1940. FDR finally panicked and called in Knudsen as the Brits were evacuating Dunkirk.


Forget when Ford finally came on board, but I think Edsel was really running the company at that point. Don't know about Ford's other possible motives, but for whatever reason he was a firm "no", and the only big one, when Knudsen first went around trying to get things going.


And recall things *were* going before Pearl Harbor. In shipbuilding - Kaiser was already jumping into the sector and bringing his new methods - but most of the product was going to the UK. The US military mobilization acquisitions actually suffered greatly as much of the ramped up production went to the UK, prior to Pearl Harbor. Of course after that, production increased astronomically, and the US consumed the bulk of it.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (QDnY+)

182 Pretty sure they're changing CT to "We're Screwed"

Posted by: pretty sure at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (Ymy4N)

183 I still have 3 Power Macs. I have an ibook, an all in one (that's dead) and the G5 with an aluminum case. I'm keeping the ibook (which I had to dismantle to Put in a hard drive) but will get rid of the others. I'm done with Macs, but I am the one tech at work that seems to know something about them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (Lqy/e)

184 Who needs RFG's when we have nukes? Lots and lots of nukes.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (Ju3ed)

185 "California: Land of Fruits and Nuts"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

186 Kansas: "You're Not In Kansas Anymore. Oh Wait. Yes You Are."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (ga0eq)

187 168 Miklos

/golf clap

Posted by: ibguy at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (vUcdz)

188 Thanks NaCly.

And we had a plate years back...

Kansas - Land of Ahhhs

Posted by: teej at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (Ixqnq)

189 saw a comment earlier that Queen Liz at age 90 navigates stairs more easily than Hillary

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (hMwEB)

190 Henry Ford was really an unbearable peacenik in WWI. Once all of Yerp had laughed him around and patted a flat spot on his head for trying to convene his own peace conference, he presented the government with a scheme to mass produce tanks based on Model T components. It didn't take.
It was during his anger at the small-mindedness of the old European interests that he was introduced to "Protocols of The Elders of Zion," someone said by the president of the Sloan Valve Company ("Royal Silent Flush") of Chicago.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 19, 2018 10:27 PM (rtvho)

191 Every 55 minutes. That war was over before it began.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (+Tibp)

That's what Yamamoto warned his political masters of. They didn't believe either. Six months after Pearl, the IJN was stopped at Coral Sea, then wrecked beyond recovery at Midway. The Japanese launched only one other carrier before the war ended, and she was sunk before fitting out. We launched what, 35 fleet and light carriers, plus an untold number of escort carriers.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2018 10:28 PM (brIR5)

192 Oklahoma: You probably didn't know we mostly speak English.

Mostly.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 10:28 PM (+Tibp)

193 Cicero, I hear Hillary visited Kansas once but she ended up underneath a house...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:28 PM (eMKNe)

194 Wyoming: "Like Idaho, But Farther East."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:28 PM (ga0eq)

195 I have owned more than 30 Macs and never had one fail. They are well built. I also owned a company that had a PC-based management system, and those fuckers were always going tits up.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:28 PM (Ju3ed)

196 Fred MacMurray played Bob in The Egg and I

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2018 10:29 PM (2K6fY)

197 175 MO - The Showme State. That's where I was spawned.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:25 PM (Ju3ed)

I self- identify with MO

Posted by: Jared Fogel at May 19, 2018 10:29 PM (Ymy4N)

198 You can't upgrade Power Macs above Tiger. Newer Intel based ones can be upgraded. And there's not much development for Linux on Power Macs either.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (Lqy/e)

199 And would any of them take Mac OS Sierra? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (eMKNe)


macOS hasn't supported PowerPC since Leopard, about 10 years ago.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (y87Qq)

200 Thought CT was the "Constitution State". For some time I've found that darkly humorous, as (like many other states) CT does not seem to produce any public or elected figure with the slightest understanding of, or regard for, the US constitution.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (QDnY+)

201 Utah! Gateway to Nevada

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (+Tibp)

202 North Dakota: "Holding The Line Against Canada Since 1889."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (ga0eq)

203 The beginning of the First World War had a terrible inevitability, based on long-standing grievances and alliances; after Nicky delivered the Second Balkan Wedgie, Willie's Purple Nurple response was foreordained...

Posted by: Miklos, historical revisionist at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (zCyNd)

204 Notsothoreau and hogmartin, drat.
If I could upgrade one to the current OS, I would consider working something out with you. Thanks anyway. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (eMKNe)

205 Hawaii: You're Gonna Lava Our Beaches.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:31 PM (Ju3ed)

206 Iowa: "Adventureland and Chuck Grassley. That's about it."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:31 PM (sBHZx)

207 teej

I had a Kansas flag with me and a Kansas Land of Ahs bumpersticker on my attache case while I was in the Navy.

Some people in Perth, Australia were mighty amused by that slogan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:31 PM (hyuyC)

208 That would've been great. The Great War ending by the Kaiser and Austrian Emperor being ordered to London and having to say "Sorry, Gran".

Were the Austrian Hapsburgs related to Victoria? That would have crossed the Rome/Wurms line.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (brIR5)

209 Ooooh, Dave Edmunds.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (2NqXo)

210 MN doesn't even get their whole motto on their plates.

They just say "10,000 Lakes". Not "Land of [...]".

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (JGBbg)

211 And would any of them take Mac OS Sierra? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:26 PM (eMKNe)

that reminds me, on our MacBook - the monitor brightness can't be adjusted anymore

I think it's some kind of driver issue

seems to have happened when hubby upgraded to High Sierra or whatever it's called

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (hMwEB)

212 Gotta get.
Gig last night really wore me out.
One twenty minute break in the middle of three hours.
Crowd appreciated it though,, and so did the owner.
Lots of compliments from folks who'd never heard us.

Night

Posted by: teej at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (Ixqnq)

213
AOP maybe you'll prefer Mint to Windows

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 10:22 PM (hMwEB)

I like it just fine. It's all I run on my desktop when I am in Arizona. But my main computer here has the two flavors of Windows because of work-related software.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (dOgJt)

214 Ruthless, I'm falling back in love with the Mac as well. I went from 2001 to 2016 without, but now am really enjoying my Mac Mini.

REALLY hoping some new Mac Minis later this year, with significantly more power and un-outrageous prices. (That latter wish is probably too much to hope for from Apple, alas.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)

215 Just got out of a screening of Wrath of Khan with a long Q/A after with William Shatner.

Pretty fucking awesome.

Shatner is 82 years old and can command a stage with the best of them.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2018 10:33 PM (XrqEi)

216
200 Thought CT was the "Constitution State". For some time I've found that darkly humorous, as (like many other states) CT does not seem to produce any public or elected figure with the slightest understanding of, or regard for, the US constitution.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (QDnY+)



Pretty sure that's Delaware because they were the first to ratify.

Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2018 10:33 PM (cAnNx)

217 When I was a pup, I used to drive the lonely highways in ID and count maybe 100-150 dead jack rabbits per mile.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 10:33 PM (Ymy4N)

218 ''Being versatile and convincing is what makes an actor, right? ''

He was quite a good actor. If you watch enough TCM you'll find out he was paired with practically every leading lady in the 30's and 40's.

Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2018 10:33 PM (jm1YL)

219 Washington: "Neveux Riche Hippies"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:34 PM (sBHZx)

220 Rhode Island: "What The Fuck Are You Looking At?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:34 PM (ga0eq)

221 Thought CT was the "Constitution State". For some
time I've found that darkly humorous, as (like many other states) CT
does not seem to produce any public or elected figure with the slightest
understanding of, or regard for, the US constitution.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:30 PM (QDnY+)

I don't think the nutmeg thing was ever on a license plate, but it is one of their nicknames. It is funny and memorable. Unlike Connecticut politicians.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:34 PM (n13/j)

222 I think the US total carrier production (including escort type, just converted freighters) was well over 100. Over 100. And the Essex class (the heart of the "new" US Navy that started showing up in 1943) was designed and planned prior to Pearl Harbor.


Odd factoid. According to that book, the GM properties (factories) in Germany were *never* utilized for German war production. I think they were damaged by Allied bombing, but apparently Todt and Speer never actually made use of them. Seems odd, though don't know details about these facilities.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2018 10:34 PM (QDnY+)

223 Prince Ludwig, I'd go with:

"Iowa: deciding who you get to vote for for President for way too long now"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

224 Hawaii: You're Gonna Lava Our Beaches.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:31 PM (Ju3ed)

Aren't all emergency lights in Hawaii lava lamps?

Posted by: Miklos, groovy, man at May 19, 2018 10:35 PM (zCyNd)

225 Ruthless, LOL.

"Hawaii: Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)

226 Delaware: "First In The Nation, And Punch. But Mostly Punch."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:35 PM (ga0eq)

227 That's "nouveau riche".
Stupid auto cucumber

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:35 PM (sBHZx)

228 Aren't all emergency lights in Hawaii lava lamps?
Posted by: Miklos, groovy, man at May 19, 2018 10:35 PM (zCyNd)


Tiki torches.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:35 PM (y87Qq)

229 Were the Austrian Hapsburgs related to Victoria? That would have crossed the Rome/Wurms line.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (brIR5)

No. The Hapsburgs were only related to each other.

Posted by: Brother Miklos, your friendly neighborhood Carpathian at May 19, 2018 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

230 Hawaii: You're Gonna Lava Our Beaches.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:31 PM (Ju3ed)



Hawaii: New Beach front property coming soon!

Posted by: buzzion at May 19, 2018 10:36 PM (cAnNx)

231 I think Delaware was called "The First State", possibly the motto too. Thing is, I don't recall hearing from them since I kid, I kid.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:36 PM (n13/j)

232 219 Washington: "Neveux Riche Hippies"


Nah, Washington: "We're Californias 'Mini Me."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 19, 2018 10:36 PM (LOq4H)

233 "Hawaii: Come for the beaches, stay because you suffocated underneath a mountain of ash"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:36 PM (eMKNe)

234 MN doesn't even get their whole motto on their plates.

They just say "10,000 Lakes". Not "Land of [...]".
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 10:32 PM (JGBbg)

-----------------

Yeah, well, with 10,000 Lakes, we don't have a whole lot of land.

Though I'm convinced some of those lakes are little more than mud puddles after a storm.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 10:36 PM (+F0Wk)

235 "Hawaii: Come for the beaches, stay because one of our circuit court fed judges ordered you to become his personal slave"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

236 North Dakota: "Holding The Line Against Canada Since 1889."
Posted by: Cicero


"Stay back, or the Peace Garden gets torched!"

"Hey, no need for that, eh?"

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 10:37 PM (JGBbg)

237 191 Fox2! ISTR the real insiders knew that Japan was overmatched in WWII against the US. But the know-nothing militarists overruled them.

The military thought elan, submarines, the Long Lance, long-range aircraft and a hard core of aviators would prevail. They did, for 1.5 years. Then the bitter harvest came in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:37 PM (hyuyC)

238 Does this mountain make my ash look bigger?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:37 PM (Ju3ed)

239 CT "where state troopers drive with a .24 BAC"

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 10:37 PM (Ymy4N)

240 Washington DC "10,000 Lawyers".

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:37 PM (n13/j)

241 buzzion, LOL.

Way things are going, Hawaii and California may be merging before too long...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:38 PM (eMKNe)

242 New Mexico: "Like Mexico, If Mexico Was Run By Real Americans"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:38 PM (ga0eq)

243 DC has a LOT more than ten thousand of those scum-suckers. I think I have read that about a third of the population are lawyers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:38 PM (Ju3ed)

244 "Hawaii: We'll kick your ash!"

"Oregon: Like Portlandia but even worse"

Colorado: "We're, uh, really stoned right now"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

245 How's the Brave browser coming along?

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:39 PM (NY0r1)

246 DC: "We got yer tax money bitch! Whatcha gonna do about it?!?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:40 PM (eMKNe)

247 Arkansas: We Gave You the Clintons, What Else Do You Want?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:40 PM (Ju3ed)

248 Those guys have gubs.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 19, 2018 10:40 PM (w7KSn)

249 Was reading about WW1 yesterday.

The more I learn about it, the more it sounds to me like it could be described as a giant geopolitical barroom brawl.

-
Thank God nothing like that could happen today. You see, in those days, the major European powers were governed by a bunch of buffoons whereas today . . . Ahhhh, ignore this post.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 10:41 PM (+y/Ru)

250 Ruthless, LOL.

"Arkansas: We're so, so sorry about Hillary"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:41 PM (eMKNe)

251 How's the Brave browser coming along?
Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:39 PM (NY0r1)


I split about 50/50 between Brave and Safari on iOS. They each have sites that they render better than the other. It's pretty nice on mobile but I haven't run it on a desktop OS or anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:42 PM (y87Qq)

252 Ruthless

They used to have an ambulance lead the DC lawyers 10K run.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:42 PM (hyuyC)

253 about to go out and throw a pork chop* on the fire for dinner...

BIAB!

*CBD would call it a pork roast, even though this chop is only about 1.75#s.

must be "meat envy". :S

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2018 10:42 PM (OK5xV)

254 Yeah, only Bubba was from Arkansas. The Hillbeast was from Shitcago, or actually one of the northern suburbs.

Illinois: Land of Alinsky.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:42 PM (Ju3ed)

255 Ruthless, didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

256 South Carolina: Thank God for Mississippi

Posted by: Sandlapper Miklos at May 19, 2018 10:43 PM (zCyNd)

257
How's the Brave browser coming along?

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:39 PM (NY0r1)

It was working fine for me on the other machine, until the machine cacked out. Don't think the browser was the cause.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:43 PM (dOgJt)

258 Arizona: Mentioned In A Popular Eagles Song.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:44 PM (ga0eq)

259 "Georgia: Nothing like Deliverance, we swear"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)

260 Arkansas: "not just interstates"

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:44 PM (n13/j)

261 Squeal like a pig!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:45 PM (Ju3ed)

262 Ruthless, that was my second choice for Georgia ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

263 Off, sock.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 19, 2018 10:45 PM (Tnhbr)

264 Georgia: Mentioned In A Popular Ray Charles Song

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:45 PM (ga0eq)

265 I want to thank whoever mentioned us (Gab) last night.
We've received over 450 new followers last night because of that. Thank you.

Posted by: Dick at May 19, 2018 10:45 PM (SRarZ)

266 WWI as a bar fight:

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view.

Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.

Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene.

Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium. Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.

Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.

Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there.

Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back.

There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting.

Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.

Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.

By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered.

Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (hyuyC)

267 MisHum

Thanks for the Ian Hunter. Always was one of my favorite musicians. But, after seeing him play the Pier in NYC one summer in my teens, he has always been close to m heart. A truly sublime show during a perfect summer.

As the recording you selected attests, he was, in many ways, better live than he was in the studio ~ and he was excellent in the studio.

You're never Alone with a Schizophrenic is one of the best albums ever.

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (0/0WS)

268 Hadrian (if you're still here), do you find it hard to find motels that allow pets? Are there certain chains known for being more pet friendly?

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (RfzVr)

269 TL;DR

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (Ju3ed)

270 After watching the clip on the B-24 and all it took to pull off such an accomplishment, it makes me fully appreciate how much the gender studies graduates truly bring to the table...jack shit NOTHING!

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (yhf6w)

271 Ohio: Gateway To Southern Indiana

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (ga0eq)

272 N. and S. Carolina: We don't actually like James Taylor

Posted by: Sandlapper/Tarheel Miklos at May 19, 2018 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

273 Texas: Mentioned in every third country song. And Saginaw, Michigan for some reason.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:47 PM (n13/j)

274 "Indiana: 'One Day At A Time' took place here"

Michigan: "Please please please just stay out of Detroit"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)

275 It's because Saginaw rhymes with, er, something something...

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:48 PM (Ju3ed)

276 WWI as a bar fight: ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (hyuyC)

Yup. That about sums it up.

Well done.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (T71PA)

277 "Massachusetts: No, we don't really believe Liz Warren is an indian, stop asking us"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

278 Ha!
Leave it to MisHum to find a picture of a beret-topped otter for the L'otter gag!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (0jtPF)

279 Oregon: "Fuck This Place"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (h1jJh)

280 We don't actually like James Taylor
Blasphemy!

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (Tyii7)

281 Michigan: the only state* where people actually have strong opinions about Ohio.

* including Ohio

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (y87Qq)

282 Muldoon will come along and make a poem with Saginaw, rhymes with saggy squaw or something like that.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (Ju3ed)

283 It's because Saginaw rhymes with, er, something something...
Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:48 PM (Ju3ed)

It took us 3 days to hitchhike there.

Posted by: Simaon and Garfunkle at May 19, 2018 10:50 PM (T71PA)

284 Illinois: The Cardinal is our state bird, along with six other states.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:50 PM (n13/j)

285 The U.S. industrial ramp-up before and during WWII was nothing short of impossible, but they did it.

Thing was then, that the U.S.A. was still a very robust blend of agricultural and heavy industrial industries.

Those men and women knew ALL about Hard Work, and most everyone was possessed of skills held as common knowledge, be it shop, field or both.

So, what are our odds now, of responding rapidly to the demands of an impending war, the glow of which fires are visible just over the horizon.

They gonna hire that insurance kid, who doesn't know a lug wrench from a jack-handle? (one and the same in many cases!)

And yeah, that thankless twelve hour, back breaking, sweat filled day. They can learn that swiftly enough, I suppose.

But most of 'em are so very soft, so unused to the slightest difficulty in life.

I can predict only one thing, for sure. It *will* be interesting.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2018 10:51 PM (QzJWU)

286 The Cardinal! What about the Pope?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:51 PM (Ju3ed)

287 "Idaho: No, YOU da ho!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

288 Washington: Here come the brides, after transitioning

Posted by: Miklos, boycotting Washington oysters too at May 19, 2018 10:51 PM (zCyNd)

289 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/997888920527523848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/997889041453473798

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/997889164413685761

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/997889276640727040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/997889385931726848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/997889488201441280

Posted by: kbdabear at May 19, 2018 10:52 PM (eh0Va)

290 Well, if it comes to war we'll just ramp up our industrial base -- in Mexico and China. Um, er, will that work?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:52 PM (Ju3ed)

291 Kentucky: "Yes we really love KFC, ha ha, we've never heard that joke before"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

292 rhymes with saggy squaw or something like that.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:49 PM (Ju3ed)

That's the one about Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Miklos, uncorking a new box at May 19, 2018 10:52 PM (zCyNd)

293 North Dakota: "Holding The Line Against Canada Since 1889."
Posted by: Cicero


Actually... at the height of the Cold War, had N.D. seceded, they would have had the third-largest nuclear arsenal in the world (USA & USSR would have still been #1 & #2, but ND would have had more nukes than China and India and everyone in Europe. Probably "combined".)

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 10:53 PM (JGBbg)

294 Florida: America's Foreleg

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:53 PM (ga0eq)

295 An otter that is also a frog?

How does it surrender?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (EZebt)

296 South Carolina: "Hey it's not our fault Denny's chose to put their HQ here, we don't like them either"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

297 266. Funny, nicely done

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (xFZUI)

298 Michigan: you're welcome for all the asparagus, you ungrateful pricks.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (y87Qq)

299 Maine: Sorry about Susan Collins.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (f3MDZ)

300 North Dakota: "Holding The Line Against Canada Since 1889."



Keeping us safe from the Tim Horton's Pooper.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (Tyii7)

301 Florida: North America's Flaccid Penis.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (Ju3ed)

302 Illinois: The Cardinal is our state bird, along with six other states.
Posted by: Quint


Even declaring six other states as your "state bird", you won't have enough tax revenue to survive, ya crazy commies.

The Minnesota state bird is the Common Loon. It's also our state politician.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (JGBbg)

303 hogmartin, LOL.

"Michigan: putting the rust in the rust belt"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

304 Dang it teej and NaCly. I booked my annual Kansas trip at the wrong time. I'll be in Manhattan but not till the end of July. That's where I pick up my rental car. Would have liked to meet you. My final destination is Clay Center.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 10:55 PM (RfzVr)

305 "Idaho: No, YOU da ho!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)

Ho ho ho!

Posted by: Miklos, uncorking another new box at May 19, 2018 10:55 PM (zCyNd)

306 Florida: America's Foreleg
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 10:53 PM (ga0eq)


Dong Of The South

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)

307 Ruthless, that's another great one.

"Florida: America's wang"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)

308 So sorry for your loss ibguy. Glad you said your are dealing w/ it well.

Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2018 10:55 PM (yJ1e6)

309 Virginia: Land of the Dead White Males

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2018 10:55 PM (0jtPF)

310 Kansas: Like a washboard with nipples.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2018 10:56 PM (LNPd9)

311 Illinois is the state that the highest percentage of productive people have fled from.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 10:56 PM (kWrQ3)

312 sock off

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 19, 2018 10:56 PM (T71PA)

313 DC has a LOT more than ten thousand of those scum-suckers. I think I have read that about a third of the population are lawyers.
Posted by: Ruthless


when The Road becomes reality, DC shall be known as 'New America's Larder'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 10:56 PM (6FqZa)

314 Michigan: you're welcome for all the asparagus, you ungrateful pricks.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (y87Qq)
lol

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 10:56 PM (n13/j)

315 Kansas: "Yes we like 'Carry On Wayward Son' and no most of the band isn't actually from here, stop asking us"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:57 PM (eMKNe)

316 Pennsylvannia: Land of 10,000 ethnic stereotypes!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2018 10:57 PM (LNPd9)

317 I once lived in Illinois, actually for more than twenty years. Then when nobody was looking, I escaped. Don't ask me about the five years I spent living in New Yawk State. OMG.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:57 PM (Ju3ed)

318 Texas: Mentioned in every third country song. And Saginaw, Michigan for some reason.

Posted by: Quin


Ah hmm

Posted by: Tennessee at May 19, 2018 10:57 PM (NY0r1)

319 Hadrian (if you're still here), do you find it hard to find motels that allow pets? Are there certain chains known for being more pet friendly?
Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 10:46 PM (RfzVr)

----------------

I can weigh in on this. We had to do a bit of traveling with a cat and a dog last summer. We stayed at La Quinta Inns while we were on the road. Very pet friendly. We used BringFido.com to book the rooms.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 10:57 PM (+F0Wk)

320 Florida: "Hey remember when Miami Vice was cool? Good times..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:58 PM (eMKNe)

321 Tennessee: "You're welcome for Dolly Parton, America"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:58 PM (eMKNe)

322 Miami Vice > CSI Miami

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:58 PM (Ju3ed)

323 North Carolina: Welcome Yankees

(Actually, those are counterfeits from South Carolina)

Posted by: Miklos, uncorking another new box at May 19, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)

324 Keeping us safe from the Tim Horton's Pooper.


Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (Tyii7)

Heh. That was in Langley, B.C. About a 20 minute drive from the border.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:59 PM (dOgJt)

325 West Virginia: "Not everybody's dead from black lung yet"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:59 PM (eMKNe)

326 Montana: Some rat in the swamp was born here, we never thanked him for leaving.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 19, 2018 11:00 PM (LOq4H)

327 South Carolina: "Hey it's not our fault Denny's chose to put their HQ here, we don't like them either"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)

Don't laugh-SC state tax refunds are paid in Denny's coupons.

Posted by: Miklos, Carolina Meridionalis at May 19, 2018 11:00 PM (zCyNd)

328 South Carolina: Too small to be an independent nation, too large for an insane asylum.


Oh wait, someone already thought that one up.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 11:00 PM (6FqZa)

329 Alaska: Don't Call Us Eskimos

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 11:00 PM (ga0eq)

330 Miklos, bet that's popular with the natives :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)

331 You're just a bunch of Eskimos. There, I said it.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:01 PM (Ju3ed)

332 Come for the lava, stay for the communism.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judges at May 19, 2018 11:01 PM (Tyii7)

333 Alaska: "Land of 1,000 Sarah Palin jokes"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:01 PM (eMKNe)

334 I once lived in Illinois, actually for more than twenty years. Then when nobody was looking, I escaped.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 10:57 PM (Ju3ed)


Don't worry, friend. You're safe here. We won't let them take you back.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:02 PM (y87Qq)

335 Alaska: "We're still really mostly Russia and Canada but don't tell DC that"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

336 cfo mom

I'd be delighted to meet you. There is a pretty good Mexican Restaurant in Clay Center. And there are other possibilities.

We will be here in Manhattan in July.

my e-mail, in rot-13, is: AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 11:02 PM (hyuyC)

337 Hawaii: "yes Moana was a neat movie, no it isn't like that"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2018 11:02 PM (2K6fY)

338 Wisconsin: Everybody Likes Cheese, Right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 11:02 PM (ga0eq)

339 >>>We used BringFido.com to book the rooms.

Thank you! Never heard of that site. Bookmarked now.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 11:03 PM (RfzVr)

340 Hawaii: "Stop asking us about that stupid multi-part Brady Bunch episode with the idol"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:03 PM (eMKNe)

341 Wowee in Maui, Wahoo in Oahu.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:04 PM (Ju3ed)

342 my e-mail, in rot-13, is: AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 11:02 PM (hyuyC)

Aha! They have modified the rotors on the Enigma machine!

Posted by: Bletchley Park at May 19, 2018 11:04 PM (zCyNd)

343 Hawaii: "Stop asking us about that stupid multi-part Brady Bunch episode with the idol"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:03 PM (eMKNe)

Jan was hot.

Posted by: tbodie at May 19, 2018 11:04 PM (lQn8Y)

344 tbodie, yup but everyone was so fixated on Marcia Marcia Marcia :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:05 PM (eMKNe)

345 So, what are our odds now, of responding rapidly to the demands of an impending war, the glow of which fires are visible just over the horizon.
------------------------------

Jim, you have a valid perspective but the difference in our production during our recent eight year ombanation and the last year and a half illustrates that the core of America if full of big brass can do.


Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 11:05 PM (NY0r1)

346 So this is where Greg wiped out! click click.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:05 PM (n13/j)

347 Hey Miley!! *does Forest Gump wave

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (dUJdY)

Belated HEY to you, Jewells!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Some pussy-grabbers are more equal than others at May 19, 2018 11:06 PM (iTpm7)

348 Wisconsin: Our economy is based entirely around cheese, Red Letter Media, and Badgers merch.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 11:06 PM (f3MDZ)

349 Greg was okay, but that Mr. Brady was a fag.

Bwa hah hah hah.

Bwa hah hah hah hah hah!

Posted by: Vincent Price at May 19, 2018 11:07 PM (ga0eq)

350 >>>We used BringFido.com to book the rooms.

Thank you! Never heard of that site. Bookmarked now.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 11:03 PM (RfzVr)

Even using the site, though, make sure to check the pet policy of the hotel. Some have restrictions on the number of pets. In our case, some wouldn't allow cats, so we had to be careful of that.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 11:07 PM (+F0Wk)

351 Vincent, you were the best thing about that episode. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:08 PM (eMKNe)

352 If you need to take a cat into a motel, disguise it as a rabbit like the picture up top. Gotta work every time. Who could ban a cute rabbit?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:09 PM (Ju3ed)

353 Hawaii: "Everything's burning"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:09 PM (eMKNe)

354 Someone on the radio said "All of the smart people left Illinois in the last three years."

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 11:10 PM (kWrQ3)

355
To answer a question asked earlier, Her Majesty usually uses La Quinta when traveling with dogs.

Up at 5:00 to take care of the critters, shower, dress and an hour's drive to church to say the Rosary at 7:00 before 7:30 Mass. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 11:10 PM (+o4FL)

356 So did all the smart people from IL go to CO to get high?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:10 PM (Ju3ed)

357 NaCly -

Oh yes. I am staying at the hotel attached to that restaurant. Of course I would have to since there are no other hotels in town. I saved your info for when the time gets closer. (I have zero idea rot-13 means and the rest of it looks strange, but I saved it.) I am cfomahm (note spelling) at the hotmail thingie. Would be fun if we could have lunch or dinner one day.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 11:10 PM (RfzVr)

358 Minnesota: "No not all of us talk like Frances McDormand in Fargo, shut up"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:11 PM (eMKNe)

359 Prayer request please:
My nephew graduated with a master's in business administration today and he and his wife threw a party. It was a lot of fun, but I heard something there that deeply frightens me. My niece who will be turning 26 in just a few days, had severe abdominal pain and a lot of bleeding from the rectum a few days ago. Her parents took her to the ER and were told it was food poisoning, which was ridiculous since she had eaten nothing but a PBJ sandwich and some ice cream. She has an appointment with a GI doc on Tuesday. Colon cancer runs in her mother's side of the family - a few have died young of it. I'm scared. Bleeding from the rectum is never a good sign. She got a good job last August and is looking to buy a condo. She's 26, for God's sake.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:11 PM (H80UQ)

360 Illinois: A great place to be from

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 19, 2018 11:11 PM (2WfB0)

361 NyCla, that was awesome.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 11:11 PM (a3OL0)

362 New York: "Millions of people, billions of rats, trillions of cockroaches"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:12 PM (eMKNe)

363 Donna, will do

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:12 PM (eMKNe)

364 New York: "We hated Trump before it was cool"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:13 PM (eMKNe)

365 Ibguy: I just read about your sister's passing in the sidebar.

My deepest sympathies to you and the rest of the family and the friends who rallied around her this past year and a half. There is very little to say that is good about her cancer and her passing. But with a bit of luck, Joyce's doctors have learned a little more about her specific cancer that will help somebody else down the road, and the whole miserable experience will not have been in vain. I know it doesn't do one thing for Joyce herself, but from your descriptions of her, I suspect it would please her to know that she contributed to another person's chances of just possibly surviving.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 19, 2018 11:13 PM (twkXM)

366 If we could teach the rats to eat the cockroaches, then get a kazillion cats, it would be all good in New York. Except for the people.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:13 PM (Ju3ed)

367 Nevada: "Try To Leave With A Balance On Your Account, And We'll Kill You"

Posted by: Vincent Price at May 19, 2018 11:14 PM (ga0eq)

368 Donna, it could Crohns disease. Our older daughter had the same symptoms. It sucks but it's not cancer. She's the same age, 26.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 19, 2018 11:14 PM (2WfB0)

369 Ruthless, LOL.

New York: "Spawning too many Cuomos since 1953"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)

370 ...trillions of cockroaches"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:12 PM (eMKNe)

I had no idea the NY government was so big!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 11:14 PM (+F0Wk)

371 California: "Bienvenidos en Mexico"

Posted by: Miklos de Molnar at May 19, 2018 11:15 PM (zCyNd)

372 Nevada: "Come for the casinos, stay because you gambled away your car"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:15 PM (eMKNe)

373 Prayers up for your niece, Donna.

Posted by: Toni at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM (SEY8G)

374 Miklos, most accurate slogan yet

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

375 If we could teach the rats to eat the cockroaches, then get a kazillion cats, it would be all good in New York. Except for the people.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:13 PM (Ju3ed)

And what about us?

Posted by: Alligators in the New York sewers at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM (zCyNd)

376 I have zero idea what rot-13 means

Short for "rotate-13". Move every letter 13 spaces ahead in the alphabet. It was the default "encoding" for spoilers and such back in the USENET days, before html/php/etc.

Since 13x2=26, rot-13'ing a rot-13'ed message decodes it. (A becomes N, and N becomes A again).

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM (JGBbg)

377

1. Riot in Texas?
2. Send in one Ranger.
3. What riot?

Am seldom up this late, but kinda nice to get in on the ONT while it's still live.

Posted by: empire1 at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM (6qGGX)

378 Lots of people drive into Vegas in a fifty thousand dollar Cadillac, and leave in a five hundred thousand dollar Greyhound.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM (Ju3ed)

379 Illinois homeowners are in for some interesting times.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 11:17 PM (kWrQ3)

380 Aha, feed the people to the alligators in the storm sewers and New York will be just like Oklahoma, OK!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:17 PM (Ju3ed)

381 It also may help determine whether one of these bears is responsible for as many as 37 murders in Northern California during the late 1960s and early 1970s.
-------------------
Murders? In northern California?

Someone is jerking the reporter around.

That aside, has there been any mention of bicyclist killed by the mountain lion? https://preview.tinyurl.com/yceb6qjb

To a mountain lion, I expect a bicyclist looks a lot like a deer. At any rate, I don't blame the cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2018 11:18 PM (cp1if)

382 Nevada: "Arrive in a fifty thousand dollar Cadillac, leave in a million-dollar bus."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:18 PM (dOgJt)

383
(I have zero idea rot-13 means and the rest of it looks strange, but I saved it.) I am cfomahm (note spelling) at the hotmail thingie. Would be fun if we could have lunch or dinner one day.
Posted by: cfo mom


Do a search on rot-13 and enter the info into the on line translator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

384 Ruthless is on fire tonight

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:18 PM (eMKNe)

385 And what about us?
Posted by: Alligators in the New York sewers at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM

Carry on scaring tourists.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 19, 2018 11:18 PM (2NqXo)

386 Virginia is for lovers ... of bureaucrats, lobbyists, and mass 3rd world immigration

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (0jtPF)

387 Wisconsin: Hillary Clinton Never Slept Here

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (6FqZa)

388 Is there an echo in here? And I guess the cost of busses has gone up.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (Ju3ed)

389 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:11 PM (H80UQ)

I do hope you're at least a little relieved that it's being checked out right away. It's an awful thing to worry about, but there are lots of things it could be, and the absolute best thing to have on your side is early detection.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (y87Qq)

390 New York: "That alligator in your hotel toilet is just our way of saying 'welcome!'"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (eMKNe)

391
Illinois homeowners are in for some interesting times.
Posted by: Cm9000


Illinois needs to legalize pot. It will fix everything.
And it's right next door.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (IqV8l)

392 prayer - National Anthem (with Flags and jets) - test pattern

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (NY0r1)

393 I may not be on fire, but I am having fun. I always wanted to be a class clown but I didn't have the nose for it. Here I can live my dream. Thanks Horde.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:20 PM (Ju3ed)

394 Best way to leave Vegas with a million bucks? Go there with two million.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 11:20 PM (+F0Wk)

395 I went to Colorado to not get high. I must be a schmuck.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 11:21 PM (6FqZa)

396
Is there an echo in here? And I guess the cost of busses has gone up.


Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (Ju3ed)

heh. You posted while I was composing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:21 PM (dOgJt)

397 375 If we could teach the rats to eat the cockroaches, then get a kazillion cats, it would be all good in New York. Except for the people.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:13 PM (Ju3ed)

We gonna need a lot more fried rice!

Posted by: Chinese restaurants at May 19, 2018 11:21 PM (jp0Bv)

398 Have a great night, everyone.

And tomorrow; may you be bragging about your night, not complaining.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 11:21 PM (hyuyC)

399 Short for "rotate-13". Move every letter 13 spaces
ahead in the alphabet. It was the default "encoding" for spoilers and
such back in the USENET days, before html/php/etc.



Since 13x2=26, rot-13'ing a rot-13'ed message decodes it. (A becomes N, and N becomes A again).



Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 11:16 PM (JGBbg)

Well thank you very much. I now understand what I should do to decode, altho I doubt my capacity to do so correctly. I will try tomorrow. If I get the same results twice I will figure I MAY have it right.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 11:22 PM (RfzVr)

400 398 Have a great night, everyone.

--------

Don't tell me what to do, fascist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 11:23 PM (ga0eq)

401 Jan was hot.
Posted by: tbodie at May 19, 2018 11:04 PM

Her fever spiked to 106 degrees after I bit her, so yeah, she was totally hot. Dunno why I passed up Bobby and sung my fangs into her instead. Just seemed right somehow.

Posted by: Tarantula that spared Bobby at May 19, 2018 11:23 PM (2NqXo)

402 ...huge mounds of doughnuts and 900 pounds of bacon to attract black bears...

What could possibly go wrong??~~??!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - snug inside with the doors locked at May 19, 2018 11:24 PM (ECLlc)

403 It's cool, I got Bobby -- The Rattlesnake

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:24 PM (Ju3ed)

404 GULP! Ok I am going to say it! Henry Ford also built manufacturing plants in England that produced trucks for the Third Reich . Henry took all that Adolph cash. I guess he also took a page from the House of Rothschild playbook and played both sided of a war to make money.... Just sayin.. Me Mum was born in Hull (sometimes referred to as hell by the locals) on the east coast of the isle on the English channel.. That has sparked my interest in WWII since I was not a lad but after I was over my 60's hippie days and engaged watching World at War on (Bill Moyers archetech of El BJ's Great Society) PBS..

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 19, 2018 11:24 PM (ICWiF)

405 Have a great night, everyone.



And tomorrow; may you be bragging about your night, not complaining.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 11:21 PM (hyuyC)

Good night, Salty!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Some pussy-grabbers are more equal than others at May 19, 2018 11:25 PM (iTpm7)

406 >>>Do a search on rot-13 and enter the info into the on line translator.

Very cool Bertram. Thanks. (Thinking I'm not smart enough or military enough to be on this smart military blog.)

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 11:25 PM (RfzVr)

407 359----Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:11 PM (H80UQ)
--------------------
OMG.
That is so scary.
Given her age, it is probably something relatively benign.
I will pray that it is so.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2018 11:25 PM (0jtPF)

408 We have a B-24 here this week (among others). I think I'm going to take a ride. $450, which is about the same as I ever get for a Southwest round-trip, but no TSA!

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2018 11:26 PM (QxXRY)

409
Well thank you very much. I now understand what I should do to decode, altho I doubt my capacity to do so correctly. I will try tomorrow. If I get the same results twice I will figure I MAY have it right.
Posted by: cfo mom


http://www.rot13encoder.com/index.html

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 11:26 PM (IqV8l)

410 I remember seeing a slogan for California: Our women have more plastic in them than our cars do.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:26 PM (H80UQ)

411 387 Wisconsin: Hillary Clinton Never Slept Here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
--------------------
Thread winner!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2018 11:27 PM (0jtPF)

412 TSA Motto: The Government Pays Us to Grope You

(and who pays the government? Hmm.)

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:27 PM (Ju3ed)

413 Minnesota: "No not all of us talk like Frances McDormand in Fargo, shut up"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:11 PM (eMKNe)
Ya? too bad, it is fun to say Ya.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:27 PM (n13/j)

414 I now understand what I should do to decode, altho I doubt my capacity to do so correctly.

There are scripts for it everywhere (rot13.com, for example), so you don't have to decode by hand. But you can if you want!

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 11:28 PM (JGBbg)

415 Thanks to everyone for your prayers. I hope it is benign. She's a sweet young woman.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:28 PM (H80UQ)

416 Florida: Bat-shit crazy is our baseline

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 11:28 PM (+F0Wk)

417 Ohio: "WKRP in Cincinnati took place here"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

418 Virginia: where all the non-Virginians go.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:29 PM (n13/j)

419 and quite a schnoz it is.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 11:29 PM (a3OL0)

420 Florida: "Making Californians looks sane since 1970"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)

421 Will add you niece to my list Donna.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 11:29 PM (RfzVr)

422 Florida: "Come for our amusement parks, stay because one of Disney's alligators dragged you into a swamp"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

423 Minnesota: "No not all of us talk like Frances McDormand in Fargo, shut up"

Posted by: qdpsteve

Hate tah disagree with ya there, but if ya don't, yer probably not a native Minnesotan.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 11:30 PM (f3MDZ)

424 Hi Infidel! Good to see you.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:31 PM (Ju3ed)

425 Quint and Prince Ludwig, hmmm ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

426 I am surprised WVA has not been renamed Robert Byrd's State since damn near everything in WVA has been named after him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:31 PM (H80UQ)

427 Florida: the further south you go, the more northern it gets.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:32 PM (n13/j)

428 Are we supposed to be surprised that Titans of Industry "Do That."

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 11:33 PM (kWrQ3)

429 West Virginia: "Giving America the Byrd since the 1940s"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:33 PM (eMKNe)

430 Minnesota: You call it drain cleaner; we call it fish marinade

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 19, 2018 11:33 PM (+F0Wk)

431 Minnesota: "The Mary Tyler Moore Show took place here"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:34 PM (eMKNe)

432 You know mikeski, I am the kind of person who will decode it myself (twice) and then put it through the translator. Just to make sure the results jibe. Just because 1) I like a challenge and 2) I trust no one to not be pulling my leg.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 19, 2018 11:34 PM (RfzVr)

433 Cheers Ruthless.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 11:36 PM (a3OL0)

434 Wisconsin, Home of the Bronze Fonz

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 19, 2018 11:36 PM (2WfB0)

435 Florida: "Most of our residents are dead"

Illinois: "Most of our voters are dead"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:36 PM (eMKNe)

436 Hate tah disagree with ya there, but if ya don't, yer probably not a native Minnesotan.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


Depends what part of MN you're from. If you were born in Burnsville, you probably speak with a Somali accent, for instance.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 11:36 PM (JGBbg)

437 Arizona-"It's a dry heat"

Posted by: Gila Bend sounds nice at May 19, 2018 11:37 PM (zCyNd)

438 I'm Somali, ya.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:37 PM (Ju3ed)

439 New Jersey: "Yes we know The Sopranos was a really cool show, we've seen it thanks"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:37 PM (eMKNe)

440 GULP! Ok I am going to say it! Henry Ford also built
manufacturing plants in England that produced trucks for the Third
Reich . Henry took all that Adolph cash. I guess he also took a page
from the House of Rothschild playbook and played both sided of a war to
make money.... Just sayin.. Me Mum was born in Hull (sometimes referred
to as hell by the locals) on the east coast of the isle on the English
channel.. That has sparked my interest in WWII since I was not a lad but
after I was over my 60's hippie days and engaged watching World at War
on (Bill Moyers archetech of El BJ's Great Society) PBS..

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 19, 2018 11:24 PM (ICWiF)

I don't think Ford's manufacturing plants in England supplied the Third Reich, certainly not after Sept. 3, 1939. But he plants in Germany, and also in Russia. The workhorse truck of the Wehrmacht was the Opel Blitz, and Opel was a GM partner. The trucks Ford made in Russia were based on the early '30's Ford AA truck, and were sadly out of date by the time the war began.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:37 PM (dOgJt)

441 Washington: "Hey, remember Pearl Jam? They were a thing."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 11:38 PM (f3MDZ)

442 Michigan-"Some parts are nice"

Posted by: Not all though at May 19, 2018 11:38 PM (zCyNd)

443 Michigan: "Warranty void if you drink the water"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:39 PM (eMKNe)

444 Vermont: The Green Mountain State, and home of Mary Clogsthedrain.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:39 PM (Ju3ed)

445 New Jersey- Where teachers live like royalty on their pensions.

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 19, 2018 11:40 PM (ICWiF)

446

Wander Indiana

https://tinyurl.com/y9gs5uhq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 11:40 PM (IqV8l)

447 Wyoming: 'If you run out of gas, it sure sucks to be you'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 11:40 PM (6FqZa)

448 I read about Larry Correira's "disinvitation" in the side bar. What a bunch of weak kneed ninnies that com committee is.

It sounds like the Gamer-gate harpies have simply moved their operations to a new venue.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 19, 2018 11:40 PM (twkXM)

449 Louisiana: "Land of hot sauce and killer mud"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:41 PM (eMKNe)

450 boulder, LOL.

Wyoming: "We'll find your bones next month"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:41 PM (eMKNe)

451 Wyoming: "Try not to make Dick Cheney shoot you in the face"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:42 PM (eMKNe)

452 California: "Get murdered by a criminal alien and your next visit is free"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:42 PM (eMKNe)

453 Hey Infidel, the Moab Brewery now has their own distillery with various kinds of brewed up vodka and gin. And I am pretty sure they do sell beer every day, since 1) they are a brewery, and 2) they are open every day.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:43 PM (Ju3ed)

454 New Jersey- The Garden State famous for tomato's and bodies strewn off the turnpike

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 19, 2018 11:43 PM (ICWiF)

455 North Dakota-" "

Not big talkers, are they?

Posted by: Miklos, no Chatty Cathy himself at May 19, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)

456 Maryland: I know we are south of Mason Dix, but that is only ironically. Check out our renaissance fair the mead is on point.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:43 PM (n13/j)

457 Maryland: "Just stay out of Baltimore and you'll be fine"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:44 PM (eMKNe)

458 Colorado: "Get high without wearing out our mountains."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:44 PM (dOgJt)

459 New Jersey: Be A Part Of Us, Like Jimmy Hoffa

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 11:44 PM (ga0eq)

460 GEORGIA PEACH FODY FI!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:44 PM (Ju3ed)

461 Alabama, we are famous for our mud.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:44 PM (n13/j)

462 Louisiana-"Free nutria recipes"

Posted by: Miklos, they look like giant rats at May 19, 2018 11:45 PM (zCyNd)

463 Cicero, LOL.

New Jersey: "Jimmy Hoffa is our spirit animal"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)

464
411 387 Wisconsin: Hillary Clinton Never Slept Here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2018 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
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Thread winner!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2018 11:27 PM (0jtPF)








The White House - Hillary Clinton will never sleep here again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2018 11:46 PM (eXA4G)

465 New York: what, no one has mentioned us? WTF, we are the center of our universe!

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:46 PM (n13/j)

466 Alabama: "Yeah we know, Lynyrd Skynyrd was great"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:47 PM (eMKNe)

467 I read about Larry Correira's "disinvitation" in the side bar. What a bunch of weak kneed ninnies that com committee is.

It sounds like the Gamer-gate harpies have simply moved their operations to a new venue.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats

SJWs are out there! They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 11:47 PM (f3MDZ)

468
Okay, so the White House isn't a state....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2018 11:47 PM (eXA4G)

469 454 New Jersey- The Garden State famous for tomato's and bodies strewn off the turnpike
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 19, 2018 11:43 PM (ICWiF)
Joisey - where the guy tied up in the trunk counts for HOV-2.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2018 11:47 PM (brIR5)

470 New Jersey- The Garden State famous for tomato's and bodies strewn off the turnpike
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 19, 2018 11:43 PM (ICWiF)


Truth: I have seen more dead bodies along the side of the highway in Indiana* than in Jersey. New Jersey, to me, will always be the state where the license plates are the same color as the sky over the fire that's always burning for some reason on the far side of the Hudson River. What the hell are they even burning over there anyway?

* I-94 outside Gary. If you ever need a reasonably fresh human carcass, they've got stacks of 'em.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:47 PM (y87Qq)

471 B-24 film very cool. Yeah, the industrial ramp-up for WWII was astonishing. I don't know if we could do it again today. Read General Groves' book on the Manhattan Project. That was a gargantuan challenge of management and engineering. I doubt we have managers of Groves' caliber today.

Posted by: gp at May 19, 2018 11:48 PM (mk9aG)

472 DC: A State of Confusion (and Collusion)

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:48 PM (Ju3ed)

473 hogmartin, thanks for the tips!

**The More You Know**

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:48 PM (eMKNe)

474 Cicero has a long mob history.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 11:49 PM (kWrQ3)

475 DC: "The Deep State welcomes you"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:49 PM (eMKNe)

476 NY-"New York, also a state"

Posted by: Miklos, who visited once at May 19, 2018 11:49 PM (zCyNd)

477 Cicero has a long mob history.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 11:49 PM (kWrQ3)


Oh not you too with the Radio Londres stuff...

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:50 PM (y87Qq)

478 50
Currently watching a documentary on Fred MacMurray on Amazon Prime. It's good, interesting.

Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2018 09:50 PM (yJ1e6)



Considering all the movies he's done, I ought to be ashamed that the only one I can ever picture him in is The Caine Mutiny. On the other hand, The Caine Mutiny is a really really good movie, so... meh.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq)
MacMurray was great in "Double Indemnity." Before I saw that movie, I knew him only as the dad in "My Three Sons" so it was interesting to see him play a much less wholesome character.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:50 PM (H80UQ)

479 New York: The Umpire State. How about them Yankees?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:50 PM (Ju3ed)

480
Cicero has a long mob history.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 11:49 PM (kWrQ3)

Porky was a wise guy, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:50 PM (dOgJt)

481 DC: where a 5 is a 9.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:51 PM (n13/j)

482 474
Cicero has a long mob history.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 19, 2018 11:49 PM (kWrQ3)

Isn't that where Capone was from?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:51 PM (H80UQ)

483 I want to thank whoever mentioned us (Gab) last night.
We've received over 450 new followers last night because of that. Thank you.
Posted by: Dick at May 19, 2018 10:45

Can you give me directions to this GAB thing?

Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2018 11:51 PM (yJ1e6)

484 Just watched the video that's sweeping the nation, This is America.
Even by rap standards the song is ludicrous and lacks any artistic merit.
What is it about modern rap that they just repeat the same two or three lines FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING SONG!!!??

Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2018 11:51 PM (UfMVm)

485

Speaking of Ford aero planes, I've been up flying in the Tin Goose, a Tri-Motor. Still have the pin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 19, 2018 11:52 PM (GdWl+)

486 Vermont-"Subaru"

Posted by: Miklos, hi Mary! at May 19, 2018 11:52 PM (zCyNd)

487 Rhode Island: Not An Actual Island, So Sue Us

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2018 11:52 PM (ga0eq)

488 Almost Haiti, West Virginia

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:52 PM (H80UQ)

489 WV > H8i

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:53 PM (Ju3ed)

490 Puerto Rico-"Send money"

Posted by: Miklos, en Ingles at May 19, 2018 11:53 PM (zCyNd)

491 RICO Puerto Rico

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:54 PM (Ju3ed)

492 DC: where a 5 is a 9.
Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:51 PM (n13/j)

You talking math, accounting, or chicks?

Posted by: tbodie at May 19, 2018 11:55 PM (lQn8Y)

493
Just watched the video that's sweeping the nation, This is America.
Even by rap standards the song is ludicrous and lacks any artistic merit.
What is it about modern rap that they just repeat the same two or three lines FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING SONG!!!??


Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2018 11:51 PM (UfMVm)

There's a limited number of memory registers available for lyric storage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:55 PM (dOgJt)

494 Puerto Rico has all the advantages of a state, without the responsibilities. Sweet deal, for them. Sucks to be us.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:55 PM (Ju3ed)

495 DC: where a 5 is a 9.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:51 PM (n13/j)



You talking math, accounting, or chicks?

Posted by: tbodie at May 19, 2018 11:55 PM (lQn8Y)
yes

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:55 PM (n13/j)

496 West Virginia: "Giving America the Byrd since the 1940s"
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Bonus - KKK!

To their credit, they have a town named Nitro, which I always thought was cool. And, country roads, I hear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2018 11:56 PM (5OO3x)

497 Ruthless, think I can make it between Memorial Day and Independence day. Need to start packing, moving furniture and painting next weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 11:56 PM (a3OL0)

498 Mike, yup

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

499 Infidel, cool!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 19, 2018 11:57 PM (Ju3ed)

500 Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:55 PM (n13/j)

Thanks for clearing that up!

Posted by: tbodie at May 19, 2018 11:57 PM (lQn8Y)

501 perhaps I should have said "wiseguy" rather than guy.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2018 11:57 PM (brIR5)

502 MacMurray was great in "Double Indemnity."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 19, 2018 11:50 PM (H80UQ)


You're about the sixth person in this here thread to recommend it, it's on the list and I even put a SECOND line under it just now.

ARE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY NOW

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:57 PM (y87Qq)

503 And, country roads, I hear.

Almost heaven!

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2018 11:58 PM (brIR5)

504 New York. The only city so stupid that they named it twice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2018 11:58 PM (5OO3x)

505 Maine: also a state.

Posted by: Quint at May 19, 2018 11:58 PM (n13/j)

506

Alabama: All the jokes about us are true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 20, 2018 12:01 AM (GdWl+)

507 ARE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY NOW

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:57 PM (y87Qq)

Read the DVD package carefully. You don't want to get stuck with Gerbil Indemnity, starring Richard Gere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 12:01 AM (dOgJt)

508 464---The White House - Hillary Clinton will never sleep here again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2018 11:46 PM (eXA4G)
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Yeah, not a state, but still.....It never gets old!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2018 12:02 AM (0jtPF)

509 Nebraska -- Where mediocrity is king.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 20, 2018 12:02 AM (twkXM)

510 WE PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY!

Well, some days are better than others....

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:03 AM (Ju3ed)

511 ALABAMA: Swear To God, Next Person Bringing Up Roy Moore Gets A Fat Lip

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 20, 2018 12:03 AM (lLeln)

512 Truth: I have seen more dead bodies along the side of the highway in Indiana* than in Jersey. New Jersey, to me, will always be the state where the license plates are the same color as the sky over the fire that's always burning for some reason on the far side of the Hudson River. What the hell are they even burning over there anyway?

* I-94 outside Gary. If you ever need a reasonably fresh human carcass, they've got stacks of 'em.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:47 PM (y87Qq)

Truth be told since Rudy Giuliani wiped out the Italian mob deez jamokes over heh are bunch of amatures. We used to take a drive to the Jersey Pines IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 20, 2018 12:03 AM (ICWiF)

513 Say, whatever happened to Roy Moore. *whack* Ow!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:04 AM (Ju3ed)

514 Read the DVD package carefully. You don't want to get stuck with Gerbil Indemnity, starring Richard Gere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 12:01 AM (dOgJt)


I can't believe Brian Dennehy didn't pick up a supporting actor nomination for his role as the gerbil. Dude got robbed.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)

515 Hello, Horde! Buzzing the tower...

Hard day of hashing; dead-knackered. Only hope of resurrection is mindless TV and a glass of wine.

Ciao!

Posted by: LadyTheo, Ann Landers is my pen name at May 20, 2018 12:05 AM (X+6iw)

516 New Jersey: "We're really, really sorry about Chris Christie"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:05 AM (eMKNe)

517 South Carolina: Thank God for Mississippi

Posted by: Sandlapper Miklos


Actually, that's the motto of several of the southern states. However --

Mississippi -- Thank God for Louisiana and their Dem Gubner John Bel Edwards; We Lookin' Smart Yo!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2018 12:05 AM (0ogQG)

518 “If I had a brother in jail and one in Georgia, I'd try to bust the one out of Georgia first.”
― Charles Frazier, Cold Mountain

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 12:07 AM (w1zJX)

519 I'm off.
Night all.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 20, 2018 12:07 AM (f3MDZ)

520 Nebraska: "We hate Bruce Springsteen"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:07 AM (eMKNe)

521 Hard day of hashing; dead-knackered. Only hope of resurrection is mindless TV and a glass of wine.

Ciao!

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BOO-YAH!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at May 20, 2018 12:07 AM (ga0eq)

522 Kansas - Corn something, Toto something.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 12:08 AM (n13/j)

523 Georgia-"here by grace of Delta"

Posted by: Miklos, near I-20 at May 20, 2018 12:08 AM (zCyNd)

524 Was it already mentioned they also wrote "Shoot" instead of "Shot"?

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 20, 2018 12:09 AM (w45mR)

525 Kansas: "Evan flatter than your date to prom"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)

526 evan? even

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)

527 South Dakota: I Guess They Had To Carve Those Presidents Somewhere

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 12:10 AM (6FqZa)

528 524 Was it already mentioned they also wrote "Shoot" instead of "Shot"?
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 20, 2018 12:09 AM (w45mR)

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Couricked

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 12:10 AM (ga0eq)

529 Kansas - Corn something, Toto something.
Posted by: Quint
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Elephants eye.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 12:10 AM (w1zJX)

530 While I was having fun here I got a text from ATT telling me I had gone over my data plan and was being charged $15 for another 1GB (using my iPhone hotspot). I saw it was getting close and ordered a wifi booster, but it won't come until Monday. Drat. I have wifi, but am located in a kind of dead spot that doesn't work well. Hope this gadget will let me stop using the hotspot.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:11 AM (Ju3ed)

531 Kansas-"What's the matter with us?"

Posted by: Miklos, near I-26 at May 20, 2018 12:11 AM (zCyNd)

532 Capone made Cicero a byword for organised crime. It wasn't where he got his he start, just a place he made an early mark.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 20, 2018 12:11 AM (kWrQ3)

533 Kansas: "Yeah this is where the house fell on Hillary, ha ha, we've never heard that joke before"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

534 I want to thank whoever mentioned us (Gab) last night.
We've received over 450 new followers last night because of that. Thank you.
Posted by: Dick at May 19, 2018 10:45


Mother of Lotters, that is a lot of people.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 20, 2018 12:12 AM (w45mR)

535 Kansas: "Bob Dole is from here, Bob Dole!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

536 Kansas - Corn something, Toto something.

Posted by: Quint

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Elephants eye.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 12:10 AM (w1zJX
hey, we don't really have a lot to pass around.

Posted by: Oklahoma at May 20, 2018 12:12 AM (n13/j)

537 Kansas - Corn something, Toto something.
Posted by: Quint
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Elephants eye.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Rains down in Africa ?

Posted by: Adriane the Carbohydrate Critic ... at May 20, 2018 12:12 AM (AoK0a)

538 Kansas: "Carry On Wayward Tourists"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:13 AM (eMKNe)

539 Matt Damon! Hey, he probably isn't from Kansas. Sorry.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:13 AM (Ju3ed)

540 359 Donna,

Bright red blood would be atypical of colon cancer. More likely an acute injury of some kind. Ischemic, possibly.

When I run really hard, I often get cramping and bright red blood. GI says it is transient ischemia brought on when my body shunts blood from my bowel to my limbs to provide oxygen for the intensity of my workload.

Colon cancer usually involves stool that resembles coffee grounds-old blood that has accumulated up in the colon and gets passed. NOT something to ignore.

Prayers up.

Posted by: LadyTheo, Ann Landers is my pen name at May 20, 2018 12:14 AM (X+6iw)

541 Kansas: "Bob Dole is from here, Bob Dole!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

The original thing that goes up!

Posted by: tbodie at May 20, 2018 12:14 AM (lQn8Y)

542 If you're up in Kansas for more than five hours, call a doctor.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:15 AM (Ju3ed)

543
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter?

Posted by: Three Dog Night at May 20, 2018 12:16 AM (y3sT9)

544 Good night all, off to work tomorrow. Our program is "Corn and How it Changed Itself and Changed the World". I you live near N IL check it out, my email is in my sig. This presenter is a pro, should be good.

If you are a Moron and show up introduce yourself to Terry.

Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2018 12:16 AM (yJ1e6)

545 Green Day > Pearl Jam

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2018 12:17 AM (rnAwa)

546 In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter?
Posted by: Three Dog Night at May 20, 2018 12:16 AM (y3sT9)

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Ever been to Spain?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 12:17 AM (ga0eq)

547 Indiana: Full of Kentuckians who couldn't make it to Michigan.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 12:17 AM (X+6iw)

548 Washington state: we don't know why we are named for George Washington either.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 12:17 AM (n13/j)

549 Iowa: "We got corn growin' out of our hoo-ha"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:17 AM (eMKNe)

550 Porn? Oh, corn. Nevermind.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:17 AM (Ju3ed)

551 Cicero, Never been to Spain, but I heard the rain falls mostly on the plain.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 12:18 AM (X+6iw)

552 tbodie and ruthless, and up and up and up :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)

553 South Dakota-"America's Perfect Rectangle"

Posted by: Miklos, slowing to a stop at May 20, 2018 12:18 AM (zCyNd)

554 467 -- Prince Ludwig -- Actually, I ran across a incident where a SJW got knocked back HARD!!!

A gal released a fantasy novel a few years back. Came out in hardback, which is not usual for a new author. Got great reviews and everybody, including me, was happy. Interesting premise, pretty good execution. Second book comes out in hb the following year, and the author swings a mighty SJW bat at all of us "homophobes". You could have held a wienie roast over the Amazon reviews, the readers were so ticked off. Third book was scheduled for the next year, except it never happened. The publisher kept pushing the pub date back and back and back. After three years, the third book was finally released -- in trade paperback, not hardback. Big demotion for author. I read it and there was not a single hint of SJW.

Somebody somewhere took note of the author's audience's displeasure and stomped that little SJW flat as a pancake.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 20, 2018 12:18 AM (twkXM)

555 Most of Spain doesn't get very much rain. It was there that most of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns were filmed, so that gives you some idea of how it is.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:19 AM (Ju3ed)

556 @ Lady Theo.

Sounds like sliding down into a neck deep tub of nearly unbearably hot water for the next ten minutes or so, is in order.

Don't drink the wine first. You might slide under, and never comment here, again.

*throws in life preserver*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2018 12:19 AM (QzJWU)

557

Alabama: The toothbrush was developed here because teethbrush sounded funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 20, 2018 12:19 AM (GdWl+)

558 Alabama: "Hey, at least we're not Mississippi"
Mississippi: "Hey, at least we're not Alabama"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

559

'Night Prince Ludwig. Luv your drums.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 20, 2018 12:20 AM (GdWl+)

560 This is random:
Come to California to meet people you know from Chicago!

OK, that's not really a motto.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 12:20 AM (X+6iw)

561

One plane every 55 minutes.
I keep saying the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.
And the examples keep on popping up.
Then and now, it still holds true. Regardless of our present difficulties, this pace will, in time, conquer our problems.
Because we're America.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 20, 2018 12:21 AM (S/hVx)

562 Well, I spent most of the afternoon, after mowing some patches of grass, refurbishing a Beaver. A Beaver table saw, made by Rockwell Canada Corp., lo these many years ago. The only parts of it that aren't cast iron are heavy pressed steel and cold rolled steel. I think it will accept a ten-inch blade.

I disassembled it, and ground the rust off the table with an angle grinder, followed up with the D/A sander ( and that item broke in mid-job, and needed a bearing replaced, which I found). I will have to make a crank or handwheel for the blade-raising worm, and a motor bracket. With both wings on the table, it's 4 feet wide, and weighs about 200 pounds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 12:21 AM (dOgJt)

563 South Dakota-"America's Perfect Rectangle"

? Nice rivers you got there.

Posted by: Colorado and Wyoming (which are close, but not perfect) at May 20, 2018 12:22 AM (7ThJ3)

564 Alabama: "Hey, at least we're not Mississippi"
Mississippi: "Hey, at least we're not Alabama"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

*tries to be inconspicuous*

Posted by: Louisiana at May 20, 2018 12:22 AM (zCyNd)

565 I knew it would turn to beavers eventually.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:22 AM (Ju3ed)

566 Most of Spain doesn't get very much rain. It was
there that most of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns were filmed, so
that gives you some idea of how it is.


Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:19 AM (Ju3ed

Yeah but dust bowl doesn't rhyme with Spain. The whole country is not like that, but they definitely have some deserts. Those Old West movie sets are still around last I heard.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 12:22 AM (n13/j)

567 Ruthless, it always does ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 12:22 AM (eMKNe)

568 Hey y'all.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:23 AM (MKLBv)

569 Jim,

Sagacious advice. Off to do just that. Left ankle a bit hinky; calves very sore.

But gosh darn it, I had a really good day. I am so thankful I have found people here in the Bay and here at the HQ who help me feel whole and happy.

I hope G-d shelters you all safely tonight.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 12:23 AM (X+6iw)

570 The Inevitable Beaver, starring Brian Denehey as a horde of beavers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:24 AM (Ju3ed)

571 I shipped a large transformer to a guy in Texas, and apologized in advance for the kinda marginal packing.

The guy called me when he received it, and said that he was, in fact, impressed with the crate that I had knocked together. "From the way you talked", he said, "I expected something that looked like it was made in Arkansas."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 12:24 AM (w1zJX)

572 Then and now, it still holds true. Regardless of our present difficulties, this pace will, in time, conquer our problems.
Because we're America.


Posted by: irongrampa at May 20, 2018 12:21 AM (S/hVx)

God bless you, irongrampa. I love your spirit.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Some pussy-grabbers are more equal than others at May 20, 2018 12:24 AM (iTpm7)

573 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 12:21 AM (dOgJt)

Is there much call for sawing beaver tables these days?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 12:25 AM (y87Qq)

574 I don't think Ford's manufacturing plants in England supplied the Third Reich, certainly not after Sept. 3, 1939. But he plants in Germany, and also in Russia. The workhorse truck of the Wehrmacht was the Opel Blitz, and Opel was a GM partner. The trucks Ford made in Russia were based on the early '30's Ford AA truck, and were sadly out of date by the time the war began.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:37 PM (dOgJt)


I stand corrected on the location of production but the dates are during war time..and by the time the Germans were armed for war Ford already made his cash so I stand in my statement of fact.with this caveat..
https://tinyurl.com/ycjkq46c

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 20, 2018 12:26 AM (ICWiF)

575 I often wonder just how valid certain people's grievances are. A particular example are the African-Americans. Then I realize it's all a bunch of bullshit.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 20, 2018 12:26 AM (kWrQ3)

576 Yeah but dust bowl doesn't rhyme with Spain. The whole country is not like that, but they definitely have some deserts. Those Old West movie sets are still around last I heard.
Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 12:22 AM (n13/j)


Also: the Tree of Woe. Along the southern coast of Spain.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 12:27 AM (y87Qq)

577 Illinois is at the door. Wants to come in and dig around in the couch for change.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2018 12:27 AM (RuIsu)

578 Do you saw a beaver with the grain, or across? I always wondered.

Actually, I once saw a beaver "sawing" down a tree. Neat. A Sawzall couldn't do it any better.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:27 AM (Ju3ed)

579 Cicero, Never been to Spain, but I heard the rain falls mostly on the plain.
Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 12:18 AM (X+6iw)

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#FakeNews

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 12:27 AM (ga0eq)

580 Night all. Got to get up before noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 20, 2018 12:27 AM (twkXM)

581 Posted by: sOME mORON at May 20, 2018 12:26 AM (ICWiF)

Shouldn't that be s'mORON?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 12:28 AM (iTpm7)

582 Hey Miley.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:28 AM (MKLBv)

583 OMG, I have to open up at the campground tomorrow at o'dark eight ayem. Better crawl off to my hole. Night all.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:29 AM (Ju3ed)

584 Night all. Got to get up before noon tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 20, 2018 12:27 AM (twkXM)


Aw nuts, so do I. On the other hand, I can't sleep past sunrise anyway, so I can stay up as late as I want! I just can't function the next day.

So basically what I'm saying is good night, Ms. Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 12:30 AM (y87Qq)

585 You lost the F, sweetheart. How you doing?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 12:30 AM (iTpm7)

586 I'm doing fine.

No need for the F anymore, heh.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:31 AM (MKLBv)

587 Glad to hear it! I'm in PA now, living with my brother and SiL, mostly retired at present.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 12:32 AM (iTpm7)

588 Oh, new email addy...

Lima-Juliet-Charlie-Oscar-Papa-Echo-Lima-Alpha-November-Delta-Eight-Three-Eight-Three at the gee male dot com.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:34 AM (MKLBv)

589 PA? Wow.

I'm culturally appropriating a redneck here in southern IL.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:36 AM (MKLBv)

590 Got it, joyful one! I have a hot phone date in a few minutes, so I've gotta run. Sooooo good to see you here again!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 12:37 AM (iTpm7)

591 I just got out of seeing "Avengers: Infinity Wars" and I'm pretty disturbed by the ending. Was going to go home and get to bed, but instead I headed to my parents place to watch some HGTV and try to calm my nerves.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2018 12:38 AM (GtG/j)

592 Have fun on your date!

TTYL.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:38 AM (MKLBv)

593 Indiana: Full of Kentuckians who couldn't make it to Michigan.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 12:17 AM (X+6iw)

They got lost. It's a straight shot up US-23. Shouldn't have even been in Indiana.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 12:40 AM (RfzVr)

594 590 Got it, joyful one! I have a hot phone date in a few minutes, so I've gotta run. Sooooo good to see you here again!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 12:37 AM (iTpm7)


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PRO TIP: At $1.25 a minute, don't let them put you on hold.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 12:42 AM (ga0eq)

595 @ AOP.

Sanding "flapper wheel" bits, GREATLY > grinder wheels, for dressing a cast iron saw table.

The ultimate "rescue" for such?

Get that machine to a proper machine shop, and have 'em surface mill the bed and extensions down about 0.01~0.02, to expose a vast expanse of virginal iron and steel.

The "flapper wheel" won't gouge the bed like a grinder wheel, and the machine shop solution, will result in a single, unified, utterly flat and square plane atop the bed.

That said, I now have to re-tap the belt tension locknut (female) hole in the motor mount casting, on mine. Gonna drill it, sleeve it, and re-tap it in the original thread.

Cause that's the right way to get 'er done.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2018 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

596 Heya Jim!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:43 AM (MKLBv)

597 ...Most of Spain doesn't get very much rain. It was
there that most of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns were filmed, so
that gives you some idea of how it is.


Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 12:19 AM




Grew up mostly in San Diego, CA. Annual rainfall, averages what, four, six inches a year?

Been in the Greater Houston area, since '99. Annual rainfall average, 'bout 48 inches a year. It's a very green, lush, humid environment.

Last year, Hurricane Harvey dumped 52 inches of rain here, in only three days time.

Sergio's movie here would be The Good, The Bad, and the Soggy.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

598 Heya Jim!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:43 AM (MKLBv)



email me your new email please, m'dear?

I've gotta eject now and hit the snoozer.

Zero sick hunnert alarm is a bawl buster, fer sher, dood.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2018 12:50 AM (QzJWU)

599 Is Mueller like Steiner for liberals? Their last chance to take Trump down.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 20, 2018 12:51 AM (kWrQ3)

600 This is a similar saw, except mine has the side wings on both sides. A nine-inch saw, it is.


http://lumberjocks.com/topics/52868

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 12:53 AM (dOgJt)

601 I'm culturally appropriating a redneck here in southern IL.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 12:36 AM (MKLBv)
Great minds think alike ;-)


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 12:54 AM (iTpm7)

602 Goodnight Jim.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2018 12:57 AM (WU8si)

603 Time for me too. Got a sick boat motor--the 5horse kicker--thanks ethanol, for fucking up ONE MORE piece of my equipment. This will cost me a carb, I'm sure.
Anyway, remember that we're Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD.
Goes with being exceptional.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 20, 2018 12:57 AM (S/hVx)

604 Jim, I used a 36 grit resin-bonded "paper" disc on the angle grinder to remove the rust, not a grinding wheel. There are some slight scratches, and lots of tiny pits, but the overall surface is now smooth enough to work.

Apparently this was a contractor-grade saw, and made circa 1969.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 12:58 AM (dOgJt)

605 Goodnight IGP.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2018 12:59 AM (WU8si)

606 Goodnight all. Thanks for the fun, funny chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 01:00 AM (eMKNe)

607 139
Batman and The Green Hornet vs Harry Mudd.

Harcourt has a big mustache. Repeat: Harcourt has a big mustache.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 20, 2018 01:01 AM (2//jc)

608 SMH: if you has new e-mail addy, i would like to have it as well...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 01:05 AM (OK5xV)

609 Is Fahrenheit 451 a quasi incognito way of tweekin the establishment?

Came home and turned HBO on after the FAILitals current display of FUCKitUPitNESS.....oh well.....
More to come.....but the cinematography an production of 451....(AAA...Isn't spell check/correct FUCKIN GREAT after a few drinks...heh)......of Fahrenheit 451 is very, very Well done. Have to watch it less intoxicated to offer any logically cohesive opinion.

But fuckin A.....these tribal genes that are Hardwired in.....hmmmm...maybe, Humans?....heh.

Those genes ....are entertained with the Whole "Royal" wedding thing to an absurd degree.......(don't worry, eventually "they'll" mimic neurochemical synapses patterns of cognitive recognition shortly....just keep watching.).....that the whole pageantry is rather eye catching........

Anyways, As ALWAYS ALL THE BEST!!!!!! The Horde of Magnificence DESERVES IT....
Thanks for Being AWESOME Y'all...

Posted by: Hillbillyking at May 20, 2018 01:06 AM (y27jS)

610 Well, time for me to call it a night. Getting real sleepy. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 01:07 AM (dOgJt)

611 Just a question......how much do Royal Groundskeepers earn?.....
Cause that's some fuckin seriously precise mowing these blokes are about....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at May 20, 2018 01:10 AM (y27jS)

612 doesn't matter how much the Groundskeepers earn....

you have to live in Sharia England to earn it...

F that: i'd rather sharecrop Weasel Acres for Massa.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 01:15 AM (OK5xV)

613 Lima-Juliet-Charlie-Oscar-Papa-Echo-Lima-Alpha-November-Delta-Eight-Three-Eight-Three at the gee male dot com.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:16 AM (MKLBv)

614 1. i really think i'm posting comments that are mean, not witty, which i regret.

2. i think meghen markel's [sp?] wedding dress was markedly shapeless and unsexy to compensate for her not being a virgin.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 01:16 AM (Pg+x7)

615 ... the latter was just an observation - neither mean nor witty. thank goodness.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 01:19 AM (Pg+x7)

616 Iowa: Hog chute to the White House

Posted by: Downcast at May 20, 2018 01:21 AM (VWE5i)

617 Welcome to KY - the Jelly state!

Posted by: Gooshy at May 20, 2018 01:28 AM (ehTOw)

618

Ok, Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo here too.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 20, 2018 01:30 AM (GdWl+)

619 Heh.

The man who is sixth in line to be king of Great Britain is getting married today -- and America has lost its mind.

https://tinyurl.com/yckkknco

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:31 AM (MKLBv)

620 the story i heard was that the ford and g.m. factories in germany were appropriated for war production by the reich but still technically owned by ford and g.m. prior to bombing them, especially around frankfort, the govt went to the two companies to get permission to flatten them - g.m. said yes, ford said no. after the war, g.m. was compensated but ford wasn't.

that's the story i heard by people involved.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 01:32 AM (Pg+x7)

621 ... i.e. i knew someone who knew someone in g.m. who related that story.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 01:34 AM (Pg+x7)

622 ... p.s. they are all flattened.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 01:35 AM (Pg+x7)

623 ... i.e. all of frankfort was pretty much flattened.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 01:37 AM (Pg+x7)

624 624 611 Just a question......how much do Royal Groundskeepers earn?.....
Cause that's some fuckin seriously precise mowing these blokes are about....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at May 20, 2018 01:10 AM (y27jS)

The grounds keepers here in London are truly dedicated and accepting, tolerant individuals as they comply with our new laws requiring them to gnaw down plants in order to trim them, as deadly weapons such as hedge clippers, pruning shears, chainsaws, leaf blowers, gnomes, lawn mowers, weedwhackers and watering cans are illegal here in London.

They are paid a lot however and will soon be seeing salary cuts as we need more money to give to refugees as welfare.

Posted by: Sadiq Kahn, Mayor of Londonistan at May 20, 2018 01:39 AM (WU8si)

625 So, did I miss anything?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 01:40 AM (ga0eq)

626 So, did I miss anything?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Why, were you shooting at anything?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 20, 2018 01:40 AM (lLeln)

627 I thought the appeal of the royal wedding was obvious. Every girl wants to be a princess. And since Meghan Merkel is in her late thirties, half the middle aged women on the country are looking longingly into their cat's eyes saying breathlessly, "There's still hope for me, Mr. Mittens!!"

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 20, 2018 01:41 AM (jp0Bv)

628
The man who is sixth in line to be king of Great Britain is getting married today -- and America has lost its mind.

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AND the head honcho of the Church of England. Don't forget that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 01:42 AM (ga0eq)

629 Hullo?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 01:48 AM (m45I2)

630 i think i scared everyone off.

sorry about that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 01:50 AM (Pg+x7)

631 629 Hullo?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 01:48 AM (m45I2)

Zzzzzzzzzz- I'm awake! I wasn't sleeping!

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2018 01:51 AM (WU8si)

632 Can't say I ever wanted to be a princess as a little girl.

*shrugs*

But yeah, a lot of women still believe in fairy tales.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:51 AM (MKLBv)

633
i think i scared everyone off.



sorry about that.

Not quite everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 01:52 AM (IcT7t)

634 I also always wanted to be a little girl.

Posted by: Bruce Caitlyn Jenner at May 20, 2018 01:54 AM (6FqZa)

635 While much of the world's attention is on the fairy-tale story of the latest British royal wedding, out on the other side of the Earth, the Chinese have been up to creating problems, throwing out a new challenge to the status quo, sending in the bombers to the disputed Paracel Islands out on the South China Sea.

https://tinyurl.com/ybot2u3x

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:55 AM (MKLBv)

636 I've been more off than on here lately, and am almost afraid to ask, but what happened to Insomniac? Did he get banned? Or taking a self-imposed time-out? Or...?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 01:56 AM (m45I2)

637 Taking a self-imposed time-out last I heard.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:57 AM (MKLBv)

638 I've been more off than on here lately, and am almost afraid to ask, but what happened to Insomniac? Did he get banned? Or taking a self-imposed time-out? Or...?
Posted by: Muldoon


Seeing to family issues, among other things.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 20, 2018 01:57 AM (lLeln)

639 Anyone got an extra smoke?

Posted by: 2001 Space Fetus at May 20, 2018 01:58 AM (ga0eq)

640

Missed the movie thread this week. Typical. It was about Apocalypse Now. If TJM or any movie buffs are still up for discussion, I'm keen. It's a masterpiece of cinema and possibly the best war movie ever made. It's Kubrick great and actually edges out Full Metal Jacket and Lean's Lawrence of Arabia. Coppola's AN is, imho, the greatest extended, non stop work of art (with a capital "A") comitted to the screen. Every frame is stunning and only 2001 is it's equal. As for content, let me say that amongst vets that know what they're talking about, AN captured the ESSence of memories. No, it's not a faithful account of day to doings... but the the take away is AN captures the overall feeling and sense of what it was like there at that time. The bizarre, the danger, the madness and the surreal. The best description I heard was that AN, though over the top, represents what the dreams and (admittedly distorted) memories of of the experience. "You don't really remember the tedium and routine much at all. But the otherworldly stuff stays with you forever". That's what AN is, a dream and a nightmare of various things presented as a story on film.

As for Willard's final act... Kurtz wanted to go out on his feet as a soldier. Not die from a tropical disease. Willard gave him that.

Posted by: otho at May 20, 2018 02:00 AM (7xR2D)

641 Maybe next movie thread, I guess, a recap. Just sad I missed this one.

Posted by: otho at May 20, 2018 02:02 AM (7xR2D)

642 That's good.

I hope.



As far as the British wedding thing here's my $.02. It, like every other damn thing (I'm looking at you Preakness, NBA playoffs, Olympics, etc.) is such a contrived, ginned up, fakey fake, overhyped, bit of non-event that it holds no real interest. She's not a f***ing princess for crying out loud. Just another excuse for Johnny Weir to put on a woman's hat and mince about on-camera. (I don't know, can only imagine that he had a role). Effing bread and circuses.

Other than that it was very enjoyable.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:04 AM (m45I2)

643 632 Can't say I ever wanted to be a princess as a little girl.

*shrugs*

But yeah, a lot of women still believe in fairy tales.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:51 AM (MKLBv)

Well, I might have wanted to, but I was more into fishing, hunting, shooting handguns, using black powder, running with dogs, that sort of fun.

Princessing seemed a bit boring by comparison.

Mind you, I wear skirts daily and I cook, sew and knit, but those are just pastimes. I know fun when I see it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2018 02:05 AM (NXsWM)

644 Also, to be a princess, you'd have to be in a country with a monarch, and we fought a war to get away from all that. No parade of silly hats changes that fact one iota.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2018 02:07 AM (NXsWM)

645 These things suck. In no particular order:

1. Yard work

2. Chronic neuropathy pain

3. Horse racing coverage

4. Car commercials

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:08 AM (m45I2)

646 Anyone got an extra smoke?


*****


Shoves a $2.50 Nicaraguan cigar through the USB port.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:09 AM (m45I2)

647 Just kidding. I didn't watch any of the wedding coverage.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:11 AM (m45I2)

648 I was at a bluegrass festival.

Lots of good bands.

Even with the inclement weather. it was fun.

And no funny hats.

tcn, *fistbump*

Princessin' does seem a bit dull.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 02:14 AM (MKLBv)

649 645 These things suck. In no particular order:

1. Yard work

2. Chronic neuropathy pain

3. Horse racing coverage

4. Car commercials
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:08 AM (m45I2)

Then you must hate commercials where Race Horses doing Yard Work sell Cars while coping with Chronic Neuropathy Pain.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2018 02:15 AM (WU8si)

650 Perches surf?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 02:17 AM (MKLBv)

651 Then you must hate commercials where Race Horses doing Yard Work sell Cars while coping with Chronic Neuropathy Pain.

Posted by: Surfperch


*******


'Zactly!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:17 AM (m45I2)

652 Just dropped in on the gab group. 200 new members in 24 hours.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 02:18 AM (IcT7t)

653 650 Perches surf?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 02:17 AM (MKLBv)

North of San Luis Obispo at least.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2018 02:19 AM (WU8si)

654 643 tcn:

"... hunting, shooting, using black powder, running with dogs, that sort of fun."

i think that's called a fox hunt. princesses used to do that, too, but i believe it's been banned. still, there's some shooting'.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 02:20 AM (Pg+x7)

655 Pain meds kicking in. I will leave you fine folks to it. Try not to trash the place.

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:21 AM (m45I2)

656 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 20, 2018 02:22 AM (MMrzc)

657 some english dames in short tight coats, jodhpurs, and high boots cut a striking figure.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 02:23 AM (Pg+x7)

658 *sniffs Nicaraguan cigar*


Anyone got a light?

Posted by: 2001 Space Fetus at May 20, 2018 02:26 AM (ga0eq)

659 I have never seen Vanishing Point. Its on TCM right now. I like it. That Dodge is a beauty!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2018 02:26 AM (pY+s4)

660 645 These things suck. In no particular order:

1. Yard work

2. Chronic neuropathy pain

3. Horse racing coverage

4. Car commercials
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:08 AM (m45I2)

1. It isn't yardwork if it's gardening.
2. Neuropathy is a bitch. Can you RFD it?
3. Why don't they ever interview the horse after the race? Seems like he did all the hard work.
4. Car commercials, at least used car commercials, used to entertaining. Now they take themselves much too seriously. And new car commercials are never about the cars. So, I suggest that, when they come on, go to the icebox for a cold one. Problem solved!

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 20, 2018 02:26 AM (NXsWM)

661 659 I have never seen Vanishing Point. Its on TCM right now. I like it. That Dodge is a beauty!

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The car? Just wait til they get to the naked chick on the motorcycle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 02:28 AM (ga0eq)

662 The car? Just wait til they get to the naked chick on the motorcycle.
I never could figure out where that whistling was coming from when she was going down the road.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 02:30 AM (IcT7t)

663 4. Car commercials

20! years ago ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTVk0doJJM

(For decorum's sake, we won't mention what shitty fat stupid crossovers will do sub-6-second 0-60 times today.)

Posted by: and even your ugly Hyundai is turbocharged at May 20, 2018 02:31 AM (OX9gJ)

664 Nicaraguans roll too tight!

Posted by: Cosmo Cramer at May 20, 2018 02:34 AM (rdl6o)

665 Just dropped in on the gab group. 200 new members in 24 hours.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 02:18 AM (IcT7t)
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Is there a hostile horde takeover happening? Do I need to get on gab?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2018 02:34 AM (UiRxW)

666 My cousin's second husband was an extra in one of the scenes in Vanishing Point. Look for a blondish dude with a mullet and cutoff jean shorts as the guy roars through western Colorado.


My one brush with fame.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:35 AM (m45I2)

667 *closes book and takes a deep breath*

If this book didn't cost me $40, wasn't about the last surviving Doolittle Raider, and wasn't signed by the 102 year old man himself; I would probably think about chucking this book just because of one sentence.

What is this sentence? The author, Dennis R. Okerstrom when describing Richard 'Dick' Cole's hometown of Dayton, OH just has to slip in this - and it laid claim to one of the first accepted African American poets, Paul Lawrence Dunbar.

Who? And how does that have any bearing on a story rooted in aviation, Orville Wright, Jimmy Doolittle, World War II, and one Dick Cole?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 20, 2018 02:35 AM (MMrzc)

668 Okay. Now I'm leaving.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:36 AM (m45I2)

669 Is there a hostile horde takeover happening? Do I need to get on gab?
Doesn't seem to be hostile, since gab actually welcomes free speech.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 02:36 AM (IcT7t)

670 Nicaraguans roll too tight!
Posted by: Cosmo Cramer at May 20, 2018 02:34 AM (rdl6o)
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I don't give a fuck about Nicaragua. I hate your politics, I hate your politics, I hate the way you smell! Oy Oy Oy!

Posted by: Screeching Weasel at May 20, 2018 02:39 AM (UiRxW)

671 661 659 I have never seen Vanishing Point. Its on TCM right now. I like it. That Dodge is a beauty!

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The car? Just wait til they get to the naked chick on the motorcycle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)



Oh. Oh, she is nice. I think I like this movie. Have I mentioned she's nice?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2018 02:40 AM (pY+s4)

672 Oh, and before I go-

282 Muldoon will come along and make a poem with Saginaw, rhymes with saggy squaw or something like that.


********


Saginaw
Mackinaw
Sam Packinpaw
Dragon claw
Wagon law
Flagon flaw

And what am I, a trained rhyming monkey for your amusement?


Okay. Now I'm leaving.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:41 AM (m45I2)

673 My cousin's second husband

This sound suspiciously like the start of a limerick.

Posted by: was in the local jazz band at May 20, 2018 02:41 AM (OX9gJ)

674 OK I assume I need to download gab, which I'll do forthwith. What then, is there a group I have to join, or follow someone or something?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2018 02:43 AM (UiRxW)

675 Now the author spends two entire pages on what was printed in the Dayton paper the day Dick Cole was born. One paragraph is all about racism, again Dunbar is mentioned. I am about to track this arse down to his ivory tower at the University of Missouri and pillory him for this cr@p.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 20, 2018 02:44 AM (MMrzc)

676 again Dunbar is mentioned


*******


Okay, I'm not leaving just yet.

Funny you mention Dunbar. Dunbar is my (sort of) boss's middle name. Ostentatious name, if you ask me.

5. Incompetent bosses


There's another thing that sucks.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:47 AM (m45I2)

677 OK, it's missing two syllables.

I'll get you next time, Muldoon.

Next time.

Posted by: Dr. Maw, Grammar Terrorist at May 20, 2018 02:47 AM (OX9gJ)

678 OK I assume I need to download gab, which I'll do forthwith. What then,
is there a group I have to join, or follow someone or something?

https://gab.ai/groups/ 00666130-79e9-42ed-af1f-e2d60f07c6ea
Once you remove the space, that link should take you directly to the AoSHQ group.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 02:48 AM (IcT7t)

679 Now we finally get to Cole's birth and describing his father. Lost railroad job due to accident that cost an eye. Author has to slip in this jab this was before workers' compensation...

Grrr...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 20, 2018 02:50 AM (MMrzc)

680 Sick, dog! Thanks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2018 02:50 AM (UiRxW)

681 My cousin's second husband was a man of some acclaim
A bit part in a movie is his biggest claim to fame
But my husband's second cousin was a man of ill repute
He died way to early, now I miss the big galoot!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:51 AM (m45I2)

682 Dunbar is my (sort of) boss's middle name. Ostentatious name, if you ask me.

5. Incompetent bosses


Dunbar was my 2nd boss. He was competent, but in every other respect an ozweepay.

He f'd off back to Eire two years after I signed on.


Posted by: it's pronounced "asswipe" at May 20, 2018 02:51 AM (OX9gJ)

683 Goodnight Horde.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2018 02:54 AM (WU8si)

684
Dunbar was my 2nd boss. He was competent, but in every other respect an ozweepay.


*****


Heh.

Yeah, mine has a perfectly good first name, but he goes by the middle name for some inexplicable reason. ozweepay indeed.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 02:54 AM (m45I2)

685 Okay.

Now I'm leaving.

For real this time.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 03:00 AM (m45I2)

686 Vanishing Point. I really liked it. That Dodge. The American Southwest. That smoking hot blonde on the bike, nekid. I really liked this flick. I can see why it's a cult classic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2018 03:01 AM (pY+s4)

687 I would assume a lotter is someone who arranges, designs, and sells lotteries. I don't know why he should be shoot, though.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 03:14 AM (sdi6R)

688 directly to the AoSHQ group.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 02:48 AM (IcT7t)
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Aw'ite. I'm in. But I have no Twitter experience so this is new to me. Expect plenty of stupid shit while I figure this out

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2018 03:22 AM (UiRxW)

689 I always wanted to be a Princess.......cruise liner Das Big BOOT.'eh.

New Hampshire somewhat better than the Old One.

Posted by: saf at May 20, 2018 03:22 AM (5IHGB)

690 Just checking in the middle of the night. So how do you do this GAB thing?

Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2018 03:25 AM (yJ1e6)

691 Here's the link for the live lava cam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN4ai47iNOE

It's sort of like a natural version of the Yule Log video. Maybe they ought to give a soundtrack of hula music, in lieu of Christmas carols.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 03:34 AM (sdi6R)

692 Just checking in the middle of the night. So how do you do this GAB thing?
Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2018 03:25 AM (yJ1e6)
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I just did this minutes ago, with no Twitter experience or any hung, so it's pretty simple.

Go to gab.ai.

Press the create account button

It'll ask for an email, so give it a throwaway/spam address if you've got one.

You can give any "full name" I think.

By some insane coincidence, my strange username had been claimed, so if that happens to you, you might have pick something besides "Farmer"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2018 03:44 AM (UiRxW)

693 Once you finish signing up and return the verification email back to gab, go to:

https://gab.ai/groups/ 00666130-79e9-42ed-af1f-e2d60f07c6ea
Once you remove the space, that link should take you directly to the AoSHQ group.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2018 03:48 AM (UiRxW)

694 That lava flow live feed is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2018 03:53 AM (8iiMU)

695 Luc Besson is getting #MeTooed. Just another sanctimonious lefty hypocrite.

Posted by: Bear phone at May 20, 2018 03:53 AM (iynDC)

696 Doctor to Hawaii: Open wide and say a'a....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2018 04:00 AM (8iiMU)

697 Can't say I ever wanted to be a princess as a little girl.



*shrugs*



But yeah, a lot of women still believe in fairy tales.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:51 AM (MKLBv)

Better a Duchess than a princess. But I do believe in fairy tales.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 04:13 AM (iTpm7)

698 I've been more off than on here lately, and am
almost afraid to ask, but what happened to Insomniac? Did he get banned?
Or taking a self-imposed time-out? Or...?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2018 01:56 AM (m45I2)

He's OK. You know.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - I have no marshmallows at May 20, 2018 04:16 AM (iTpm7)

699 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2018 04:17 AM (BvUjA)

700 I like it when the molten lava splashes on the dark solidified lava in the foreground. That's new crust being formed right before our eyes.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 04:34 AM (sdi6R)

701 Hmmm.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 04:34 AM (iTpm7)

702 That's new crust being formed right before our eyes.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 04:34 AM (sdi6R)

That happens to me every morning. New crust before my eyes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 04:35 AM (iTpm7)

703 Hmmm ?

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2018 04:36 AM (BvUjA)

704 That happens to me every morning. New crust before my eyes.


Posted by: Miley,


That's pretty funny; even though I'm eating breakfast.

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2018 04:41 AM (BvUjA)

705 That's pretty funny; even though I'm eating breakfast.

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2018 04:41 AM (BvUjA)

It could be a croissant. You never know.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 04:44 AM (iTpm7)

706 I'm off to sleep. Good night, y'all!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 04:46 AM (iTpm7)

707 Nope.

Pork roll on an English muffin.

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2018 04:46 AM (BvUjA)

708 Nite Miley.

Was it something I said ?

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2018 04:47 AM (BvUjA)

709 Good night, Miley. I should go back to sleep myself.

I went to bed early, then woke up in the middle of the night. Now I'm sitting here watching the lava cam and reading about the B-24 at Wikipedia.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 04:48 AM (sdi6R)

710 Wow, check this out. "Notable B-24 Crewmen"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73tay7a

A lot of familiar names there.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 04:56 AM (sdi6R)

711
By some insane coincidence, my strange username had been claimed, so if that happens to you, you might have pick something besides "Farmer"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2018 03:44 AM (UiRxW)


Gab does not allow spaces in your username. You can use ubderscore instead. The second you type a space in your possible name, gab says it's already claimed, which is a misleading error message.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 04:58 AM (pNxlR)

712 Early Morning Horde.

Be at work no later than 0430!!

Doors locked.

Le sad face.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 05:05 AM (xhZSJ)

713 Had a sore throat when I went to bed, little worse now. Running around all week in rain without much covering didn't help.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:18 AM (aC6Sd)

714 Should have seen where the pop up ad was going, woman getting surprised in bed. These pop ups I get are like tv commercials, very benign.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:21 AM (aC6Sd)

715 Thanks YD and KvC, help much appreciated.

Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2018 05:23 AM (yJ1e6)

716 Might as well make coffee and wait for the EMT to show up.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:25 AM (aC6Sd)

717 What does GAB do or used for?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:25 AM (aC6Sd)

718 Fritos and Dr. Pepper are breakfast foods, right?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 05:28 AM (xhZSJ)

719 Er, no

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:29 AM (aC6Sd)

720 Only if you didn't get to bed at all yet

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:30 AM (aC6Sd)

721 Skip @ 713- Dress for the weather! Running around in the rain without much cover is......sorta.....cargocultish.....isn't it?

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2018 05:31 AM (zLDYs)

722 I work inside, but continue to run out to my truck for tools. Did also run around here 3 evenings in the rain.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:33 AM (aC6Sd)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:42 AM (mpXpK)

724 The rain does suck. Maybe it is global warming.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 05:43 AM (/qEW2)

725 That lava flow is awesome, not unlike a tornado destroying everything in its path.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:43 AM (aC6Sd)

726 May be a bit o' rain here in ETEX Tue/Wed/Thur/Fri. That would make the maters, okra, watermelon, eggplant, and peppers happyhappyhappy. And no, I doubt I'll dress for the weather either.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2018 05:44 AM (zLDYs)

727 As of yesterday Wednesday is first day without a chance of rain

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:45 AM (aC6Sd)

728 Guess we're heading over to the EMT

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:50 AM (aC6Sd)

729 Guess we're heading over to the EMT
Posted by: Skip

Not yet, though Vic is in the start blocks

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 05:52 AM (8ikIW)

730 Now I'm sitting here watching the lava cam and reading about the B-24 at Wikipedia.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 04:48 AM (sdi6R)


B-24 link was pretty cool. That 55 min thing was what we used to call "tach time".

Every auto plant I worked in was around 1:00 to 1:15.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 20, 2018 05:54 AM (UdYkW)

731 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 05:55 AM (8ikIW)

732 Can't say I ever wanted to be a princess as a little girl.


*shrugs*


But yeah, a lot of women still believe in fairy tales.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 20, 2018 01:51 AM (MKLBv)
---
not to rip scabs, but ISTR that you were one man's princess, and that's more than most people ever get.

you may now hate me forever.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 05:59 AM (K6DB5)

733 Looking at B-24 stuff led me to the Bristol bomber, specifically the engines. Sleeve-valves. The system is so complicated it actually looks like an engineering parody. 42 (maybe more) gears to run the sleeve valves on a 14 cyl. motor.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2018 06:54 AM (RuIsu)

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