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Good morning Horde. Let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week. Feel free to discuss these items or something else in this open thread.


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Enjoy these and your caffeinated beverage. No running with sharp objects and leave the 'ettes pony tails alone.

Have a great weekend!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:31 AM




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1 Morning again!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:26 AM (8ikIW)

2 Airborne beer keg vid will scare the stuff out of you

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:28 AM (8ikIW)

3 Guten morgen horden!!!


Wedding dress has a nice neckline

I hoep it sets a trend toward more modest gowns here in the USA - I always feel bad for brides squeezed into wedding gowns that are half lingerie.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:29 AM (hMwEB)

4 Top ten

Posted by: Hillary's Soiled Undies at May 19, 2018 08:29 AM (R5lpX)

5 Repost

Ibguy sent me a link to a free ebook that he published on behalf of a scientist friend of his who had passed away.

It's titled A Scientist in Search of God and it's on lulu.

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:29 AM (hMwEB)

6 From the hacking link...

Drivers on Interstate 95 Sunday in Ridley Park said they were surprised to spot the sign Sunday morning with a profane message instructing Delaware County to "suck" a certain male organ.


A certain? male organ? How many are there?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (8ikIW)

7 Crappy floor huh?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)

8 Tore sidewall out of my left front tire on a bad curb. Only have about 8k on those tires, damn.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (JFO2v)

9 Willowed:

The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:40 AM (vw6r3)


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Identified himself as gay via some sort of "pride" pin with all the antifa stuff.

If they say they're women/pansexuals/Muslims, it's no longer appropriate to question them. Their rules, after all.

This kid identified himself as gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (VgKNm)

10 Cotton bud man used the wrong tool.

Wooden coffee stirrers work great and are reusable.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (EoRCO)

11 Morning, y'all!

Birds chirping and all that...


Bastages. Now where's my coffee?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (7LY+6)

12 Drivers on Interstate 95 Sunday in Ridley Park said they were surprised
to spot the sign Sunday morning with a profane message instructing
Delaware County to "suck" a certain male organ.

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I like the highway construction sign that read "WE DONE, B*TCHES"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 08:31 AM (VgKNm)

13 I'm new to Florida. How often does Florida Man change his tee shirt?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 19, 2018 08:31 AM (xOga2)

14 The inanity of TV news is on full display this morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

15 There is always some tom fools who can not follow the rules. Too bad the cheetahs didn't eat their stupid ass.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

16 Clear non alcoholic beer?

Isn't that Corona Light?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:32 AM (8ikIW)

17 It's England, you just know that there are at least one or two transgender troops there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 08:32 AM (6Ll1u)

18 Speaking of, I didn't know it but the hammer and sickle is apparently tied to the antifa nonsense, which makes a lot more sense why I'm often seeing the sign on cars in Charlotte, Asheville, Durham, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 08:33 AM (VgKNm)

19 I always feel bad for brides squeezed into wedding gowns that are half lingerie.

I am fine with that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:33 AM (sQD5x)

20 >>I hoep it sets a trend toward more modest gowns here in the USA - I always feel bad for brides squeezed into wedding gowns that are half lingerie.


No kidding! I always love how on "Say Yes to the Dress" you see a young gal wearing one of those corset dresses where the bodice is unlined lace (i.e. sheer) and loaded with big, sparkly crystals, and she exclaims, "I feel just like a princess!" Nope, princesses wear dresses with sleeves, lace over silk, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 08:33 AM (W+vEI)

21 Off damn tainted sock.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 08:33 AM (R5lpX)

22 always some tom fools "

Well, they're French, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:34 AM (7LY+6)

23 Woo doggie, just started listening to the political correctness debate linked in the sidebar. It sounds like it's going to be good! This must be what it's like when the angels drink coffee and listen to debates at 8:40am on a Saturday in shorts and a bathrobe.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 08:34 AM (y87Qq)

24
"woman furiously shits on floor of Tim Horton's"



It was my understanding that-

this is the traditional Canadian greeting.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 08:34 AM (9q7Dl)

25 Now, how in the world did somebody use the default password which is published everywhere to change that highway sign?

Posted by: PennDOT Officials at May 19, 2018 08:34 AM (w1zJX)

26 Morning all...


Nothing like waking up to a Chase fraud dept. phone call and Shemp on the TV.

Gonna be a bad weekend....

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 08:35 AM (Enq6K)

27 I never could understand what the draw for alcohol free beer is. I had a friend who drank that shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 08:35 AM (mpXpK)

28 here is always some tom fools who can not follow the rules. Too bad the cheetahs didn't eat their stupid ass.
Posted by: Vic

New safety rules at the park. They weld your doors shut

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:36 AM (8ikIW)

29 Wedding dress has a nice neckline



I hoep it sets a trend toward more modest gowns here in the USA - I
always feel bad for brides squeezed into wedding gowns that are half
lingerie.





Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:29 AM (hMwEB)
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Yes. I hate brides that look like they have been poured into a corset.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 08:36 AM (lwiT4)

30 I am fine with that."

Yep. Not seeing the problem...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:37 AM (7LY+6)

31 Well, the last time the joining of two "cultures", Brit and American, didn't turn out too well.....

Posted by: KWDreaming at May 19, 2018 08:37 AM (Z1I24)

32 *dips VM's pony tail in the ink well*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (39g3+)

33 How could someone get so angry at Tim Hortons that the appropriate response becomes taking a dump on the floor?!

I mean, if you work at the EPA I guess there is at least tradition to lean on but this is a restaurant!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (sQD5x)

34 I'm surprised that the Church of England didn't have a gay or transgender pastor marry the new couple

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (6Ll1u)

35 Nothing like waking up to a Chase fraud dept. phone call and Shemp on the TV.

Gonna be a bad weekend....
Posted by: Tami

Could be worse, could've woke up with Shemp ...

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (8ikIW)

36 Vic, same here

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (PUmDY)

37 Thanks for the link to the book voter mom.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (R5lpX)

38 Tinfoilbaby - was he an A.M.E pastor?

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (lwiT4)

39 Good morning, guys and dolls! It's rainy and cloudy in my part of the US.

I read about the waxing place earlier this week. It's in nearby Windsor ON. The person getting accused of "human rights violations" is the white male owner of the salon. The Tran called ahead, was told no one was available for male-parts Brazilian.

I think the owner will win. He has a seldom-needed contact who does male waxing, just unavailable due to illness or vacation.

In the meantime, the Tran looks like a disagreeable ass just looking for a payout.

In other words, a win-win.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - off kilter but still centered at May 19, 2018 08:39 AM (/+bwe)

40 Good morning, horde. Praise the Lord and pass the covfefe!

Posted by: April at May 19, 2018 08:39 AM (e8PP1)

41 Man, you guys are up early. Just cresting 9:00 here in rainy Connecticut. At least no tornadoes in the forecast. (For now.) Time for first coffee...

Posted by: Caliban at May 19, 2018 08:39 AM (QE8X6)

42 I have heard quitting smoking will kill you. When I quit I damned near got whacked by back to back DVT and Pulmonary embolism just 20 months later. I'm worse for the wear but an 11 year ex smoker now. That was a tough addiction to beat.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2018 08:39 AM (CoiT2)

43 I never could understand what the draw for alcohol free beer is.

All the lousy taste of beer with none of the buzz? What's not to like?

A lot of non-alcoholic cocktails still are pretty tasty like Virgin Mary or non alcoholic Daquiris. But beer just tastes nasty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:39 AM (39g3+)

44 Those corset gowns are usually worn by women who are 100 pounds overweight and bulging out everywhere. Not a good look.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 08:40 AM (lwiT4)

45 I never could understand what the draw for alcohol free beer is.

I had a friend who used to order a cheeseburger with no cheese, please.

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2018 08:40 AM (Zdm89)

46 Willowed but still true is that betting odds on the royal divorce open as soon as the royal wedding is finished.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:40 AM (sQD5x)

47 18 You see cars with the hammer and sickle in North Carolina? And I thought the Coexist bs was bad enough

Posted by: rammajamma at May 19, 2018 08:40 AM (xceTB)

48 Don't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ears.

Posted by: pogomip at May 19, 2018 08:41 AM (JXh4Y)

49 Morning, Horde! Waiting for the coffee to kick in and the sun to get a little higher here on the left coast before taking the motorcycle out for a back country ride. Enjoy your weekend!

Posted by: PabloD at May 19, 2018 08:41 AM (xA/TC)

50 Could be worse, could've woke up with Shemp ...
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (8ikIW)


Or learned about the fraud thing later this afternoon, when the credit card was declined for a cash advance while a naked coked-out Shemp waves a gun at you. That would be worse, too.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 08:41 AM (y87Qq)

51 Well, looks like I'm excused from yard work today. On the other hand, with all the rain the grass will be knee-high by next weekend.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 08:41 AM (sdi6R)

52 Mahwidge.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 08:41 AM (/tuJf)

53 Those corset gowns are usually worn by women who are 100 pounds overweight and bulging out everywhere. Not a good look.
Posted by: grammie winger

Ummmm. Bride Back Boobs

Get plenty of pics

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:42 AM (8ikIW)

54 twoo wuv is what bwings us togewah this day

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:42 AM (39g3+)

55 Need. Moar. Covfefe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:43 AM (sQD5x)

56 Well, the last time the joining of two "cultures", Brit and American, didn't turn out too well....."

So you're saying a gifted ipod of the Won's speeches wasn't the high point of international relations?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:43 AM (7LY+6)

57 It finally quit raining here.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 08:43 AM (mpXpK)

58 Mike Trout is a fish, and the best player in baseball

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 08:43 AM (6Ll1u)

59 Or learned about the fraud thing later this afternoon, when the credit card was declined for a cash advance while a naked coked-out Shemp waves a gun at you. That would be worse, too.
Posted by: hogmartin

And you had played a symphony on the "Rusty Trombone"

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:43 AM (8ikIW)

60 My wife said something about cleaning out the basement today, because rain. I hope she sleeps in and I get a pass. I have very important rain drop watching to do.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:45 AM (sQD5x)

61 I used to drink O'Douls na beer for a while. It wasn't bad and it allowed me to be able to be social with my friends at the bar and still be able to drive home safely.

Actually went through a DUI checkpoint with one in my console drink holder. Cop says...Is that an open beer in your console? I said...Yes sir, it's an O'Douls. He said...Well, there ain't much alcohol in that and I said...No sir. He handed me back my license and told me to have a nice evening.

This was the same Cop that had caught me for DUI ten years previous, so we knew each other.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 08:46 AM (R5lpX)

62 You see cars with the hammer and sickle in North Carolina? And I thought the Coexist bs was bad enough

Posted by: rammajamma at May 19, 2018 08:40 AM (xceTB)


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Yeah, it's like noticing the slant on the news or the trick with an optical illusion. Once you notice a couple you realize you're seeing them on a lot of yoots' cars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 08:46 AM (tve+u)

63 Maybe Hillary will send her book as a wedding present...

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 08:46 AM (4cIxl)

64 Modern Scold Magazine already has an article on how to get coworkers fired for drinking Not Beer on the job.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 19, 2018 08:46 AM (RuIsu)

65 Whats this chicks name? Meghan Sparkle? Why is she famous?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:47 AM (sQD5x)

66 Did PBO really give the Queen a dvd of his speeches or is that legend?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 08:47 AM (PUmDY)

67 You see cars with the hammer and sickle in North Carolina? And I thought the Coexist bs was bad enough
Posted by: rammajamma at May 19, 2018 08:40 AM (xceTB)



The history of the 20th was basically about letting socialism/communism scamper about freely until they caused enough war, starvation, disease and poverty.

No one with two brain cells to rub together could possibly believe in or want either of them.

Latest example of socialism/Communism fail?

Venezuela. Prosperity to poverty in 3.8 seconds.


If you're a SocCom knucklehead, you're too stupid to vote.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 08:47 AM (9q7Dl)

68 I saw the follow-up to the pooper story. Can't find the link, though.

The staff didn't allow the freak to use the restroom because they know her. They were concerned about health and safety of their guests.

I'm beginning to get a little callous about the mentally ill. Institutions should make a comeback.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - off kilter but still centered at May 19, 2018 08:47 AM (/+bwe)

69
Trying, desperately, to get Her Majesty on the road. I am being plagued with tasks that could have been done days ago but are now being flipped to me to take care of, regardless of how much it might take.

Spent from 10:00 last night to 1:00 this morning trying to install a platform she said she must must must have. Failed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 08:48 AM (F5szg)

70 Used to be the boss had a 5th of bourbon in the drawer, now near beer gets you canned?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:48 AM (39g3+)

71 cleaning out the basement"

Good part about cleaning out the "southern basement" (attic, for you in cooler climes) is that it's easy to toss, er, carry stuff down.

'Course that means someone has to carry it up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:48 AM (7LY+6)

72 Could be worse, could've woke up with Shemp ...

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (8ikIW)

True...but not likely. Shemp doesn't like my type.

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (Enq6K)

73 And Greg Laurie has some awesome music grammie

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (6Ll1u)

74 why I'm often seeing the sign on cars in Charlotte, Asheville, Durham, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Not Fayetteville?

Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (FAJQW)

75 Posted by: NaughtyPine - off kilter but still centered at May 19, 2018 08:47 AM (/+bwe)

Did you read the comments? "Horton, here's a poo."....spew.

Posted by: BignJames at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (0+nbW)

76 Did PBO really give the Queen a dvd of his speeches or is that legend?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 08:47 AM (PUmDY)


Of course not, that would just be silly. It was an iPod with his greatest hits. The DVDs he gave were Region 1 coded and don't work in UK players.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (y87Qq)

77 Megan Markle or whatever is famous for marrying a super rich guy who can't divorce her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (39g3+)

78 Sean Davis has good stuff on the lefts crumbling stories trying to refute or justify FBI spying on Trump. Andrew McCarthy too.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2018 08:50 AM (BZA5F)

79 32 *dips VM's pony tail in the ink well*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (39g3+)

*ties Christopher's shoelaces together*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 08:50 AM (hMwEB)

80 As for no-alcohol beer, there was a time when I went dry for a few months and I would drink Kaliber if I wanted something beer-like. It's made by Guinness, and is very malty. Pretty good stuff, actually.

Posted by: PabloD at May 19, 2018 08:51 AM (xA/TC)

81 Not Fayetteville?

Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (FAJQW)


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I don't travel much to Fayettenam.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 08:51 AM (tve+u)

82 marrying a super rich guy who can't divorce her"

What's the over/under on a beheading?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:51 AM (7LY+6)

83 Megan Markle or whatever is famous for marrying a super rich guy who can't divorce her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (39g3+)
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I think half the royal family is divorced.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 08:52 AM (lwiT4)

84 Yes. I hate brides that look like they have been poured into a corset.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 08:36 AM (lwiT4)

You must hate 100% of brides then. Most wedding dresses look like the seams in the back will split if she farts. Oh, that's right. Women don't fart. The methane escapes out their mouths when they complain. Which will start immediately after the honeymoon is over.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 19, 2018 08:52 AM (9BLnV)

85 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 08:48 AM (F5szg)

Ear problem doesn't get you out of lifting eh.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 19, 2018 08:52 AM (hMwEB)

86 Not likely in Fayetteville, unless you like your car keyed or tires flattened.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 08:52 AM (R5lpX)

87 I hope Queen Elizabeth outlives Charles. I cannot stand that vague, entitled look to his face. Plus, he is one very confused dude on where money comes from.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:52 AM (sQD5x)

88 Did PBO really give the Queen a dvd of his speeches or is that legend?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


IIRC it was an ipod.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 08:52 AM (a3OL0)

89 Obama gives queen an ipod:

http://tinyurl.com/397lx2b

They downplay it, but yeah it had his speeches on it. The DVDs were a gift to the PM Gordon Brown (who had sent Obama a pen holder made from the same wood as the Resolute Desk)

https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2009/mar/06/obama-dvd-brown

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:53 AM (39g3+)

90 You must hate 100% of brides then
========================


During the summer, I watch one or two weddings a weekend. I do it to be judgy.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 08:53 AM (lwiT4)

91 Couple of things that should happen during the royal wedding:

Trump should fly into his golf club in Scotland and offer to pay the back taxes on Balmoral Castle.

Americans in the wedding party (both of them) should break into a rousing chorus of Yankee Doodle

Hot dogs, apple pie, and Pabst Blue Ribbon at the reception

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at May 19, 2018 08:53 AM (9X60i)

92 Which will start immediately after the ceremony is over."

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:54 AM (7LY+6)

93 The DVDs were a gift to the PM Gordon Brown (who had sent Obama a pen holder made from the same wood as the Resolute Desk)


....but Obama restored the image of the US abroad!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 08:54 AM (oVJmc)

94 I think half the royal family is divorced.

Yeah but its much more difficult for them to do so than the average guy. They not only have to do the legal stuff, but they have to get royal and parliamentary approval.

Most wedding dresses look like the seams in the back will split if she farts.

That's because she went on a crash diet to fit into it, which she'll quit as soon as the rice hits the ground.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 08:54 AM (39g3+)

95
When two violent totalitarian ideologies collide-

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297180/#respond


Yep. The Chinese are back to their old tricks of shoving hundreds of thousands into "re-education" camps.

This time with muslims.

It's like Mao never left!.

Ah well, the old ways are best.


I believe everyone in the world will be delighted when China becomes the world's remaining superpower.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 08:54 AM (9q7Dl)

96 >>Sean Davis has good stuff on the lefts crumbling stories trying to refute or justify FBI spying on Trump. Andrew McCarthy too.

The days of retribution are upon us. This is going to be a wild few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 08:55 AM (/tuJf)

97 60 minute man on Soul Town. Pretty racy even now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 08:55 AM (PUmDY)

98
Americans in the wedding party (both of them) should break into a rousing chorus of Yankee Doodle


While they were singing 'God Save the Queen,' the wife and I were singing 'My country, Tis of Thee'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 08:56 AM (oVJmc)

99 Vapalm claims another victim.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 19, 2018 08:56 AM (RuIsu)

100 During the summer, I watch one or two weddings a weekend"

Ah. Sounds like a delightful time.

Just like having bamboo shoved under one's fingernails...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 08:56 AM (7LY+6)

101 grammie! -- look at Powerline's pictures for this week. I laughed so hard at the white-haired lady looking for her LedZeppelin album thinking of you.

Listening to the Munk debate now.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 19, 2018 08:57 AM (MIKMs)

102 $430,000 for that dress. She got ripped off.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2018 08:57 AM (PvFoN)

103 The Americans in the wedding partyshould have asked for open carry permits, just to watch the Brit heads explode.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:58 AM (sQD5x)

104 The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:40 AM (vw6r3)



If he is watch how fast that story disappears unless they can somehow spin into a homophobia/bullying one and try and ignore the whole shooting part of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2018 08:58 AM (SiINZ)

105 Since actresses are known for their mental stability, calm emotions, and fidelity-

I believe this Royal Marriage will be one for the ages.


Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 08:58 AM (9q7Dl)

106 While they were singing 'God Save the Queen,' the wife and I were singing 'My country, Tis of Thee'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 08:56 AM
~~~~~

LOL Me too!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2018 08:58 AM (HiDrR)

107 i've never seen st. george's chapel. it's far from the most impressive medieval building, but what a great accomplishment it is - putting up those great, vaulted spaces with only stone.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2018 08:59 AM (Pg+x7)

108 The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay"

The now deleted online pics had a "rainbow flag" pin.

You'll never see it on the big media.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (7LY+6)

109 During the summer, I watch one or two weddings a weekend"

I would play trumpet for a number of them back in the day. The worst part was the Friday night rehearsal. I was basically there to go over things with the organist and make sure when and what was to be played. The wedding party comes in and all (for the most part) have to act the fool and waste time for me, the organist, and the minister.
Then some would complain about my 100 dollar fee.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (8ikIW)

110 i've never seen st. george's chapel. it's far from the most impressive medieval building, but what a great accomplishment it is - putting up those great, vaulted spaces with only stone.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2018 08:59 AM (Pg+x7)



Thank you!

Posted by: Visiting Aliens at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (9q7Dl)

111 Was the Duke of Earl there?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (PUmDY)

112 The days of retribution are upon us. This is going to be a wild few months.
============

You probably buy lottery tickets with certainty you will win. I love the optimism but considering zero perp walks so far maybe do not hold your breath.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (sQD5x)

113 Yeah the left is split between "spy? What spy?" and lunacy like the WaPo opinion piece "it wasn't a spy it was for Trump's protection"

Meanwhile, nothing they accuse President Trump of being or doing justifies the investigation and the tricks they pulled, and are attempting to this day. Let's say he IS a racist as they claim, like LBJ, Wilson, Andrew Jackson, etc before him. OK, then he's a jerk. But that's not illegal nor is it grounds for removal from office. Let's say he did have contact with Russia during the election. So? That doesn't mean he did anything illegal, either.

Let's say his son went to talk to a Russian about dirt they had on Hillary. So? That's not illegal or suspicious, either. Even if the woman was actually connected to the Russian government it still isn't illegal nor is it anything the president did.

Basically all the stuff they are using as justification for their abuse of power and crime isn't sufficient for what they are doing and did.

This stuff is so Nixonian, its bizarre. In a just world, with a neutral and objective press, they'd be in the dock, not running investigations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (39g3+)

114 ... and filled with light.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (Pg+x7)

115 Since actresses are known for their mental stability, calm emotions, and fidelity-"

So you're saying there is a chance...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:02 AM (7LY+6)

116 >>You probably buy lottery tickets with certainty you will win. I love the optimism but considering zero perp walks so far maybe do not hold your breath.

It's not optimism. It's been unfolding in real time for months now. We now have the NYT admitting that of course the FBI was spying on the Trump campaign but for a good reason! Even they can't lie any longer.

Perp walks come at the end of an investigation, not at the beginning.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 09:02 AM (/tuJf)

117 The wedding dress is lovely, but I'm a little surprised it looked like a "first wedding" dress. I thought it might be very different, like Camilla's dress was when she married Prince Charles.

Where's Anna Puma? She is going to be disappointed in the headwear of Beatrice and Eugenie, as am I.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:02 AM (oMtOd)

118 110: visiting aliens -

and i wanted to thank you for the empire state building. certainly, mere people could not build such an impressive structure!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2018 09:03 AM (Pg+x7)

119 I would play trumpet for a number of them back in the day. The worst part was the Friday night rehearsal. I was basically there to go over things with the organist and make sure when and what was to be played. The wedding party comes in and all (for the most part) have to act the fool and waste time for me, the organist, and the minister.
Then some would complain about my 100 dollar fee.
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:00 AM (8ikIW)



But, that 100 dollar fee included-

a trumpet solo of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", right?

Posted by: Visiting Aliens at May 19, 2018 09:03 AM (9q7Dl)

120 Is it really possible to spend $430,000 on a dress? I find that hard to believe.

Be sure to pay with an Amex card though, if you are doing that, and get the points.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:03 AM (sQD5x)

121 looked like a "first wedding" dress"

A "first wedding dress"?

Is that like a "last bj dress"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:04 AM (7LY+6)

122 Eugenia and Beatrice, have photos of their hats leaked yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:04 AM (MMrzc)

123 grammie! -- look at Powerline's pictures for this week. I laughed so
hard at the white-haired lady looking for her LedZeppelin album thinking
of you.
====================


I couldn't find it - I'll have to search again.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (lwiT4)

124 Perp walks come at the end of an investigation, not at the beginning.
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So, 2030 then?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (sQD5x)

125 Thank you!
Posted by: Visiting Aliens "

You're welcome.

/ ancient Egyptians

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (7LY+6)

126 King Edward VIII, Wallis Simpson? No mentions...? What's up with that?

Posted by: KWDreaming at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (Z1I24)

127 But, that 100 dollar fee included-

a trumpet solo of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", right?

Posted by: Visiting Aliens

Nope, "Feels So Good" IGDV was another 50 for me and 75 for the organist

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (8ikIW)

128 The debate listed on the sidebar is awesome.

Posted by: Derptastic at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (DB16e)

129 How about the shoes?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (6Ll1u)

130 Ah, there you are, Anna! Yes, I saw pictures at Daily Mail, and sadly, their hats are quite mundane.

Camilla's, on the other hand, looks like a gigantic sunflower, at least from the angle I saw it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (oMtOd)

131 102, really?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 09:06 AM (PUmDY)

132 She is going to be disappointed in the headwear of Beatrice and Eugenie, as am I.





Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:02 AM (oMtOd)
==================

I didn't see them. What were they wearing?

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 09:06 AM (lwiT4)

133 Nope, "Feels So Good" IGDV was another 50 for me and 75 for the organist"

So you'd throw in the drum solo for free?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:06 AM (7LY+6)

134 The NYT has this headline, and I'm not joking:

FBI Used Informant To Investigate Russia Ties to Campaign, Not To Spy, As Trump Says

See, it was not spying it was undercover investigating. SO he was there, under false pretenses, as a federal agent, looking into the campaign's actions and documents, as the NYT freely admits, but it wasn't spying spying.

I mean, there was no suspicion or reason to suspect the Trump campaign of Russia ties when the guy was slipped into the campaign, but the NYT just transcribes the spin the Deep State slips them anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:06 AM (39g3+)

135
Was the Duke of Earl there?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Prince Albert's in the can.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 09:07 AM (IqV8l)

136 So you'd throw in the drum solo for free?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

I played the shortened version that they had for radio

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:07 AM (8ikIW)

137 This stuff is so Nixonian"

Nixon would be jealous...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:07 AM (7LY+6)

138 How about the shoes?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (6Ll1u)
-----------

Excellent question, and very important! I have yet to see them but I shall. I suspect they are very proper white pumps, in a suitable bridal fabric like peau de soie.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:07 AM (oMtOd)

139 I'd like to hear more details about the vape pen explosion. What brand was it? Where was it made? Did it give any warning that something was wrong with it? Had it previously been damaged? Or did it just explode out of the blue like the penguin on the telly?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:08 AM (sdi6R)

140 According article about the incident at Horton's, allowing a non-patron access to the bathrooms is discretionary and can be denied based on past behavior of those who are requesting use of the facility.

Based on the fact the "woman," pooped on the floor after being denied, seems to me the case is easily made the woman has a history of bad behavior. But, unfortunately, we've got crazy coupled with bad behavior.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 19, 2018 09:08 AM (WEBkv)

141 If he is watch how fast that story disappears unless they can somehow spin into a homophobia/bullying one and try and ignore the whole shooting part of it

--

Orlando nightclub V2.0.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 09:08 AM (mQ0Mc)

142 Bluebell. will give it a look.

Camilla and sunflower?

A Slaver sunflower or simply solar powered?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:08 AM (MMrzc)

143 >>FBI Used Informant To Investigate Russia Ties to Campaign, Not To Spy, As Trump Says

Wait until they have to come up with a headline that says the spy was actually inserted not to get information but to justify they spying they had already been doing on the Trump campaign.

That should be a doozy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 09:08 AM (/tuJf)

144 I found picks of Beatrice and Eugenie on Daily Mail. Underwhelming. I wonder if Fergie was there.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (lwiT4)

145 played the shortened version that they had for radio"

Ah. AM.

"Stairway" in under 3 minutes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (7LY+6)

146 Is it really possible to spend $430,000 on a dress? I find that hard to believe.

You can spend any amount at all for a dress, if you're gullible enough and its not your money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (39g3+)

147 The debate listed on the sidebar is awesome.
Posted by: Derptastic at May 19, 2018 09:05 AM (DB16e)


I had to skip past Michael Eric Dyson after about a minute and a half.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (y87Qq)

148 Excellent question, and very important! I have yet to see them but I shall. I suspect they are very proper white pumps, in a suitable bridal fabric like peau de soie.
Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:07 AM (oMtOd)

----------------

Wait, are we talking about fabric or cooking?

"peau de soie" sounds like something one would bake.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (WEBkv)

149 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/05/ the-week-in-pictures-animals-edition.php

(remove space)

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (MIKMs)

150 "Israeli Football team that named itself after Trump has history of racism against Arabs"

(Bet they don't like Nazis either)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (2K6fY)

151 She is going to be disappointed in the headwear of Beatrice and Eugenie, as am I.

--

Did you see pics of Lady Kitty Spencer? What a beauty.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (mQ0Mc)

152 I found picks of Beatrice and Eugenie on Daily Mail. Underwhelming. I wonder if Fergie was there.

--

She's there.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 09:10 AM (mQ0Mc)

153 Now watch Jean-Pierre, and see how the big kitty cats respond to mommy's gazelle impersonation!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:10 AM (m45I2)

154 Did you see pics of Lady Kitty Spencer?

Wasn't she in a Bond movie?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:10 AM (8ikIW)

155 . I wonder if Fergie was there"

Isn't she performing with Slash these days?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:10 AM (7LY+6)

156 I like a good shoe, Ya I do

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 09:11 AM (6Ll1u)

157 Another eruption thru the fissure. Oh, God, these hurt...

Posted by: Hillary! at May 19, 2018 09:11 AM (y3sT9)

158 Did you see pics of Lady Kitty Spencer?

Wasn't she in a Bond movie?


Yeah but her last name was "galore" at the time.

Israeli Football team that named itself after Trump has history of racism against Arabs

US press shocked, shocked to find that racism exists outside the US, particularly among soccer fans

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:12 AM (39g3+)

159 I've had to call in drunk/sick to avoid the boss smelling alcohol on the breath a few times.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at May 19, 2018 09:12 AM (iW3Yp)

160 Gyah... so the idiots at Minot who lost an ammo can full of 40mm grenades for an M-19 has also managed to lose an M-240.

Hopefully SMFH has an alibi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:12 AM (MMrzc)

161 Did you see pics of Lady Kitty Spencer? What a beauty.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (mQ0Mc)


If I had a kitty 'spenser I'd put a laundry basket under the chute and get about $100 in quarters and just 'spense kitties all. Day. Long.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (y87Qq)

162 >>>>Ah. AM.

"Stairway" in under 3 minutes.

Stairways to Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBCvcBdb-E

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (3DZIZ)

163 racism against Arabs "

Que? What "race" is "Arab"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (7LY+6)

164 The NYT has this headline, and I'm not joking:

FBI Used Informant To Investigate Russia Ties to Campaign, Not To Spy, As Trump Says

See, it was not spying it was undercover investigating. SO he was there, under false pretenses, as a federal agent, looking into the campaign's actions and documents, as the NYT freely admits, but it wasn't spying spying.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:06 AM (39g3+)
*****************************
I know. It's really quite stunning how they report the news. The headline is the rotating newsfeed on my computer.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (PvFoN)

165 I'm not real clear on the fascination with the British royal wedding, aside from the little-discussed fact that on average the members of the wedding party have 47.3 chromosomes.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (m45I2)

166 Watching Shep and Ainsley and whatever the other blonde's name is on Fox....

I said to my husband: "I've yet to see the queen in any of the coverage so far.

Husband: There's a queen...(points to Shep).

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (Enq6K)

167 Posted by: mustbequantum at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (MIKMs)
===============


found it! LOL - very appropriate!

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 09:14 AM (lwiT4)

168 If I had a kitty 'spenser I'd put a laundry basket under the chute and get about $100 in quarters and just 'spense kitties all. Day. Long.

Could you 'spence me up one of those leopard kittys?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:14 AM (39g3+)

169 As I walk through this World, nothing can stop the Duke of Earl. Great song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 09:15 AM (PUmDY)

170 Que? What "race" is "Arab"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (7LY+6)

Latino?

Posted by: BignJames at May 19, 2018 09:15 AM (0+nbW)

171 Spikey heels and what not, bit you know

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 09:16 AM (6Ll1u)

172 "Stairway" in under 3 minutes.

Stairways to Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBCvcBdb-E
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

HA.. SCTV was great

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:16 AM (8ikIW)

173 I'm not real clear on the fascination with the British royal wedding"

We're all princesses, dotchaknow?

Not the guy scraping horse poop off that street.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:17 AM (7LY+6)

174 Could you 'spence me up one of those leopard kittys?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:14 AM (39g3+)


I'll set one aside if it comes out, but you never know what kind you get until you open the little plastic egg.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:17 AM (y87Qq)

175 I'm not real clear on the fascination with the British royal wedding, aside from the little-discussed fact that on average the members of the wedding party have 47.3 chromosomes.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:13 AM (m45I2)
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I only wanted to see the clothes. I'm shallow that way.

And grammie, I see you found the pics of Eugenie and Beatrice. Sorry I went AWOL, but our power blipped and the computer turned off. One of them is wearing a pillbox to go with her sixties stewardess uniform, and the other one is wearing a contraption that looks like about 6 or 7 plain headbands put together. Very disappointing.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:17 AM (oMtOd)

176 Latino?"

El snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:18 AM (7LY+6)

177 That Tim Hortons shitter is perhaps the most extreme case of irritable bowel syndrome I've ever heard of.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 19, 2018 09:18 AM (nBr1j)

178 A certain? male organ? How many are there?
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM


This was a topic of discussion on one of the threads yesterday.

Posted by: Spock at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (DMUuz)

179 That Tim Hortons shitter is perhaps the most extreme case of irritable bowel syndrome I've ever heard of.
Posted by: Northernlurker

IBS? Why, i'm soaking in it.

...Shillary....

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (8ikIW)

180 Actual WaPo headline from last night:

If the FBI used an informant, it wasn't to go after Trump. It was to protect him.

I think Trump should install spies on every Democrat running for office. To protect them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (/tuJf)

181 My wife made the elderflower (liqueur) and lemon cake the royals are enjoying at the nuptials today. I bought the booze last night, really interesting flavor. Can't wait to try the cake. It has buttercream frosting. (I think yard clippings would taste good with buttercream frosting.)

We watched the ceremony this a.m. I was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed it. The Queen looked really lovely in her lime green frock.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (ty7RM)

182 What is it with these humanimals dropping a deuce to protest or show displeasure? Things like this make me glad I'm on the back nine of life's golf course. This ain't the world I grew up in, that's for sure.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (Tyii7)

183 once upon a time, a prince would set up his actress mistress in a flat in mayfair - now he marries her.

but another sign of the degradation of society.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2018 09:20 AM (Pg+x7)

184 Here's a picture of Lady Jane Fellowes, Meghan's mother Doria Ragland, the Idiot and his Schtupp, along with Prince William, Charlotte, and Kate sporting a hat that is very Aussie Digger rakish. Footwear can be seen.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybwlvmzs

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:20 AM (MMrzc)

185


FBI Used Informant To Investigate Russia Ties to Campaign, Not To Spy, As Trump Says



See, it was not spying it was undercover investigating. SO he was
there, under false pretenses, as a federal agent, looking into the
campaign's actions and documents, as the NYT freely admits, but it
wasn't spying spying.


As I've heard it, the 'spy' was actually there to entrap Popadopolous with Russian BS.

If that's the case, the FBI faked the whole case, and the mole was not there to 'investigate' anything.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 09:21 AM (oVJmc)

186 We're all princesses, dotchaknow?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:17 AM


This.

Posted by: Caitlyn at May 19, 2018 09:21 AM (DMUuz)

187 I watched none of this shit. Was Harry's real daddy there, the horse trainer?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2018 09:21 AM (89T5c)

188 149 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/05/ the-week-in-pictures-animals-edition.php

(remove space)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 19, 2018 09:09 AM (MIKMs)


There's some funny stuff in there. I love the Mona Lisa, Van Gogh, and Girl with an Earring (about 3/4 down).

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:21 AM (sdi6R)

189 Present!

Light overcast, heavy thunder, some sprinkling, light breeze, pleasant temperature. Not bad for a NE OK AM in mid-May.

Cats went out, got wet, came back in. Everybody got a precipitation trophy.

Oh, the coffee maker j

Posted by: mindful webworker and the 2¢ worth of nothing at May 19, 2018 09:21 AM (YdSkn)

190 From CTH:

Senator Mark Warner: DOJ/FBI Must Not Accept Congressional Oversight

According to Mark Warner, it would be "irresponsible" and "potentially illegal" for congressional oversight to keep demanding records from the FBI and DOJ about their spying and surveillance activity against the campaign of Donald Trump...

http://tinyurl.com/y9vqqgbc

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:21 AM (Enq6K)

191 Heidi's in MN and I'm a bachelor!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:22 AM (aljs9)

192 Huh.

Spoze I'd have to drive to Madison or Milwo to see a hammer&sickle or coexist bumpersticker.
Those are still A Thing ? Sad !


On a related note, I was in LaCrosse a few days ago and went past a Dicks ... there were exactly 4 cars in their enormous parking area. Cue up Nelson Muntz and Sad Trombone.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 09:22 AM (xJrIn)

193 "A certain? male organ? How many are there?
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM

This was a topic of discussion on one of the threads yesterday."

Some beavers have male organs.

Or so I have been told.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2018 09:23 AM (EyPfd)

194 That don't be evil thing was pretty evil.

Posted by: google at May 19, 2018 09:23 AM (CoiT2)

195 the FBI faked the whole case"

Neither new nor news. This sort of garbage has been a staple of DC for, well, ever.

The news is that we're hearing so much about it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:23 AM (7LY+6)

196 Regarding that alcohol beer that looks like bottled water--sorry. I enjoy a beer but over a great conversation and real beer.
I can't conceive of buying that to drink while working.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 19, 2018 09:24 AM (nBr1j)

197 Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (Tyii7)

It seems like there has been a sharp increase in that behavior, although it could be that it's getting more coverage. Seems like an increasing number of people have *no* self control or boundaries any more.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2018 09:24 AM (rp9xB)

198 Camilla's hat was awful. Charles just looked like a wanker.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:24 AM (ty7RM)

199 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2018 09:24 AM (hyuyC)

200 But yeah Beatrice and Eugenia have positively sedate hats. I guess the Queen threatened to lighten the weight on their shoulders if they did it again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:24 AM (MMrzc)

201 don't be evil

"Fixed it"
--Google

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:25 AM (39g3+)

202 >>If that's the case, the FBI faked the whole case, and the mole was not there to 'investigate' anything.

The mole was planted to justify the spying on the Trump campaign that was already going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

203 Royal wedding, blah, blah, blah.

WGAS.

Posted by: FIIGMO at May 19, 2018 09:25 AM (E+qJE)

204 if they did it again"

Did what - fling poo?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:26 AM (7LY+6)

205 On a related note, I was in LaCrosse a few days ago and went past a Dicks ... there were exactly 4 cars in their enormous parking area.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 09:22 AM (xJrIn)

Those belonged to the employees.

Posted by: BignJames at May 19, 2018 09:26 AM (0+nbW)

206 Charles just looked like a wanker.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:24 AM (ty7RM)



24/7. 365 days/year. In both the 20th and 21st century.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 09:26 AM (9q7Dl)

207 Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 08:55 AM (/tuJf)
+++++
Nah Man, Nothing is going to happen, But a strongly worded letter

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 09:27 AM (y3aQB)

208 The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay"
The now deleted online pics had a "rainbow flag" pin.
You'll never see it on the big media.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


No pics, but nbcnews.com still hasn't whitewashed it entirely (they just separate the nice "pride" pin from all the "evil" ones):

from https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8a86yu4 :

The caption below the photo appeared to be an explanation of the meaning of some of the other pins: He captioned the photo: "Hammer and Sickle = Rebellion," "Rising Sun = Kamikaze Tactics," "Iron Cross = Bravery," "Baphomet = Evil," "Cthulhu = Power."

While posts could provide clues to Pagourtzis' interests and state of mind before he allegedly barged into a classroom and started shooting, not all of them were so darkly themed.

"In one selfie from May 2, Pagourtzis wore a backwards baseball cap adorned with a pink and purple striped pin that is associated with bisexual pride, according to dozens of online retailers. In his profile photo, he wore a black hat with a white peace sign on the front.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 09:27 AM (JGBbg)

209 The mole was planted to justify the spying on the Trump campaign that was already going on.

Yeah they had a team looking into the Trump campaign to find bad stuff to hurt him with, and slipped a spy into it to get dirt they could use.

And if you think this is the first campaign they've done this with, I have a bridge to sell you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:27 AM (39g3+)

210 On a related note, I was in LaCrosse a few days ago and went past a Dicks ... there were exactly 4 cars in their enormous parking area.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez

This weekend will be busy for Dick's though. It's the semi annual Dick's Bag O Dicks sale.

Time to stock up

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 09:28 AM (8ikIW)

211 Slaver sunflower hats ?

WANT !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 09:28 AM (xJrIn)

212 Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:21 AM (Enq6K)
====
Sounds like Marky Mark's anus is tightening to the point when he farts only dogs can hear it

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (y3aQB)

213 You have to love the Queen. She said she goes out of her way to wear bright colors so people can readily see her at public appearances. Not in a "Look at MEEEE!!" way, but out of respect for their time and interest.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (ty7RM)

214 Victoria Beckham's dress was ugly, I thought. She looked dressed to go to a funeral.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (oMtOd)

215 Did anyone really watch the poo flinging?

And did I say.....Heidi's in MN and I'm a bachelor!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (aljs9)

216 The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay"
The now deleted online pics had a "rainbow flag" pin.
You'll never see it on the big media.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

No pics, but nbcnews.com still hasn't whitewashed it entirely (they just separate the nice "pride" pin from all the "evil" ones):



A Reuters story still has the picture with the pin on the hat. I'm sure that will disappear down the Memory Hole soon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (SiINZ)

217 Heh, they caught Harry's cousin Zara Phillips and her husband in a DERP moment

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7eh2syu

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (MMrzc)

218 In his profile photo, he wore a black hat with a white peace sign on the front.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 09:27 AM (JGBbg)


I think he was trying to suggest something about the duality of man. The Jungian thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (y87Qq)

219 214 Victoria Beckham's dress was ugly, I thought. She looked dressed to go to a funeral.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (oMtOd)

I thought she must of forgot to pack a bra....and is it cold in Windsor today?

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (Enq6K)

220 Heidi's in MN and I'm a bachelor!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:22 AM


For the peace and repose of The HordeMind, please tell us you're well-supplied with large soldering irons, maxi-pads, and duct tape?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (DMUuz)

221 Posted by: NaughtyPine - off kilter but still centered at May 19, 2018 08:47 AM (/+bwe)

Did you read the comments? "Horton, here's a poo."....spew.
Posted by: BignJames at May 19, 2018 08:49 AM (0+nbW)

No, no, no! If there's one thing I learned in my 29 years, it's never read the comments on a gross story. Unless it's here, but those are usually funny.

Now I must go out and run errands. My neighborhood's drunk is mowing the lawn. It rained all night and most of this morning, and his lawn tractor is missing so badly, it sounds like it will die any minute. I can't take it anymore.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (/+bwe)

222 I've heard of TimBits, but jeesh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (3dsTO)

223 >>Yeah they had a team looking into the Trump campaign to find bad stuff to hurt him with, and slipped a spy into it to get dirt they could use.

They were using the FISA database to look for information on Trump. This happened well before they had a warrant. Mike Rogers caught them.

They needed a valid warrant to justify what they were doing. They put Carter Page on the campaign, an asset they had previously used to spy on Russians, and took out a FISA warrant on him.

Presto, instant informant.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (/tuJf)

224
Anyone got a simple yet delicious InstantPot recipe they'd care to throw my way?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 09:31 AM (9q7Dl)

225 What is it with these humanimals dropping a deuce to protest or show displeasure? Things like this make me glad I'm on the back nine of life's golf course. This ain't the world I grew up in, that's for sure.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (Tyii7)

Rabbi Daniel Lapin went into a lengthy discussion of these scatalogical events when Occupy Wall Street was taking dumps on police cars and vagrants were dumping on church altars when some churches would open their doors to the Occupy losers for the night.

He said it goes back to the Biblical days of Baal, who was a demon (?) and into poo and poo flinging.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at May 19, 2018 09:31 AM (b4HRt)

226 NaCly Dog, I love your traditional greeting!

Posted by: Emmie at May 19, 2018 09:31 AM (/A+Cl)

227 While they were singing 'God Save the Queen,' the wife and I were singing 'My country, Tis of Thee'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 08:56 AM (oVJmc)


I did the same thing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:31 AM (w45mR)

228 "You have born to kill on your shirt and a peace symbol on your hat? What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?"
--Intimidating Colonel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:31 AM (39g3+)

229 The caption below the photo appeared to be an explanation of the meaning of some of the other pins: He captioned the photo: "Hammer and Sickle = Rebellion," "Rising Sun = Kamikaze Tactics," "Iron Cross = Bravery," "Baphomet = Evil," "Cthulhu = Power." In one selfie from May 2, Pagourtzis wore a backwards baseball cap adorned with a pink and purple striped pin that is associated with bisexual pride, according to dozens of online retailers.




So he is a bisexual, commie, Kamikaze, Nazi, devil worshipper. Sounds normal enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2018 09:31 AM (SiINZ)

230 They have instant pot now? Just add water.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2018 09:31 AM (3dsTO)

231 Hey kids, Elton John was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 09:32 AM (PUmDY)

232 Did anyone really watch the poo flinging?
And did I say.....Heidi's in MN and I'm a bachelor!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:29 AM (aljs9)

Yup....she was kinda hot till that happened.

Looks like she eats well, though. Solid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2018 09:32 AM (EoRCO)

233 Prosecution and conviction is the milestone for me with this ridiculous shitstorm.

.... that being said, the overall investigation - the real one, not the bs moo-ler version - is like Discover the Networks on steroids. There will be many, many more names on the naughty list.

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at May 19, 2018 09:32 AM (zra/d)

234 "180 Actual WaPo headline from last night:

If the FBI used an informant, it wasn't to go after Trump. It was to protect him.

I think Trump should install spies on every Democrat running for office. To protect them.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 09:19 AM (/tuJf)"


Damn right. All the way down to county ratcatcher level, 24/7.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 09:32 AM (xJrIn)

235
For the peace and repose of The HordeMind, please tell us you're well-supplied with large soldering irons, maxi-pads, and duct tape?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (DMUuz)

LMAO. She made me a AoSHQ emergency medical bag.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:32 AM (aljs9)

236 I think he was trying to suggest something about the duality of man. The Jungian thing.

Full Metal Jacket high five

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:32 AM (39g3+)

237 You have to love the Queen"

Sure thing, bunky.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (7LY+6)

238 Full Metal Jacket high five
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:32 AM (39g3+)


Back atcha.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (y87Qq)

239 Bringing charges against Mike Flynn was for his own good too. That house was too big for him anyway.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (3dsTO)

240 In all fairness, the Tim Horton's waitress did tell the lady there weren't any booths open but she could have a stool at the counter.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (m45I2)

241 Speaking of bright colours, there was no way to miss Amal Clooney since she sported a canary yellow form mugging dress with matching hat and some gold heels.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (MMrzc)

242 They have instant pot now? Just add water"

Already added. Just microwave for 30 seconds...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:34 AM (7LY+6)

243 I thought she must of forgot to pack a bra....and is it cold in Windsor today?
Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (Enq6K)
-----------

I thought it looked like the seamstress forgot to sew up all the seams.

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2018 09:34 AM (oMtOd)

244 "Those belonged to the employees.
Posted by: BignJames at May 19, 2018 09:26 AM (0+nbW)"

Yeah, that's kinda what I figured, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 09:34 AM (xJrIn)

245 We've switched WhatWhatWhat's regular pot with Stanka instant pot.

Let's see what happens...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 19, 2018 09:35 AM (3dsTO)

246 And hopefully packed in there is some super glue. Right Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:35 AM (MMrzc)

247 I thought she must of forgot to pack a bra....and is it cold in Windsor today?
Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:30 AM (Enq6K)

----------------

She's not getting any younger and may have reached that magic age where these things happen.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 19, 2018 09:35 AM (WEBkv)

248 So spaced out

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 09:36 AM (PUmDY)

249 You have to love the Queen.




Not if you're a member of the Queen Haters (SCTV)

I hate the bloody Queen
She made me go to school
I hate the bloody Queen
And all of her bloody rules

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2018 09:36 AM (SiINZ)

250 241 Speaking of bright colours, there was no way to miss Amal Clooney since she sported a canary yellow form mugging dress with matching hat and some gold heels.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (MMrzc)

I'm surprised she didn't dislocate her hip walking in...

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:36 AM (Enq6K)

251 I thought she must of forgot to pack a bra....and is it cold in Windsor today"

*sees an attempt to get us to turn on wedding coverage*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:36 AM (7LY+6)

252 The (R)s in the congressional investigative and judicial committees are protecting Trump campaign workers via bankruptcy, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 09:36 AM (VgKNm)

253 According to the dingbat on TLC, Speghan Sparkle didn't have a bridesmaid because she has so many friends she couldn't choose one and alienate all the others. Ha! She didn't want to share the spotlight with anyone who might pull a Pippa's ass and upstage her.

Harry is still in the besotted stage. Not a good idea to get married in that state, because that doesn't last.

Again, the dingbat on TLC blathering endlessly about what a modern, empowered, feminist Peghan Parkle is. Apparently, feminism is all about getting your own way all the time.

Harry loved to hunt. Beghan Barkle doesn't like hunting. Harry doesn't hunt any more.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 19, 2018 09:37 AM (2NqXo)

254
Her Majesty has been seen off on her drive to Richland, Washington with Finn and Delilah. Just half an hour after she said she wanted to leave, an all time record.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 09:37 AM (F5szg)

255 Speaking of bright colours, there was no way to miss Amal Clooney since she sported a canary yellow form mugging dress with matching hat and some gold heels.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (MMrzc)


George now looks like the shrunken little old man that accompanies Amal Clooney. He seems so different. She is quite the fashion diva. Still, it is the most conservative thing I've ever seen her wear, so she made an effort to tone it down, I guess.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (w45mR)

256 Speaking of bright colours, there was no way to miss Amal Clooney since she sported a...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (MMrzc)


...name that's an anagram for "all-mayo cone"?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (y87Qq)

257 In all fairness, the Tim Horton's waitress did tell the lady there weren't any booths open but she could have a stool at the counter.
Posted by: Muldoon

She heard the manager telling the kitchen crew "let's see some movement."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (sBHZx)

258 Well Oprah Winfrey from the looks of things realises she is scoring no points in this ensemble with the fashionistas at the wedding.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qhbnex

Or the latest box office numbers for A Wrinkle In Time were delivered to her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (MMrzc)

259 Apparently, feminism is all about getting your own way all the time. "

Well, that's a family trait there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (7LY+6)

260
Yeah they had a team looking into the Trump campaign to find bad
stuff to hurt him with, and slipped a spy into it to get dirt they could
use.


To manufacture the dirt, that's my point.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 09:39 AM (oVJmc)

261
Taking a shower then headed into town for a big, greasy breakfast. Then a leisurely weekend. I deserve it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 09:39 AM (F5szg)

262 Since I don't have TV, have Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara offered any pearls of wisdom on the Santa Fe shooting?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:39 AM (sdi6R)

263 Yep. The Chinese are back to their old tricks of shoving hundreds of thousands into "re-education" camps.

This time with muslims.

...
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 08:54 AM (9q7Dl)


Heh, throw that in the faces of the Lefties that say how wonderful China is.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 09:40 AM (5Yee7)

264 Just half an hour after she said she wanted to leave"

Wow.

*tips cap in respect*

How'd you do it?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 09:40 AM (7LY+6)

265 Since I don't have TV, have Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara offered any pearls of wisdom on the Santa Fe shooting?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:39 AM (sdi6R)

-

I think they're still reeling from the idea that they survived.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 09:41 AM (VgKNm)

266 Well Oprah Winfrey from the looks of things realises she is scoring no points in this ensemble with the fashionistas at the wedding.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qhbnex

Or the latest box office numbers for A Wrinkle In Time were delivered to her.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (MMrzc)



That's hilarious.

Looks like the classy lady's version of a 1970s Pimp Hat.

Got the jaunty tilt and everything.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 09:41 AM (9q7Dl)

267 Completely Clear, Alcohol-Free Beer Can Be Enjoyed Anytime, Anywhere

No, no it can't. Ever. Anywhere. By Anyone. Sorry.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at May 19, 2018 09:41 AM (YdSkn)

268 The lava cam is offline. Oh well, it was getting a bit repetitious.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:42 AM (sdi6R)

269 It's been said before, but pause for a moment and appreciate just how clean Trump obviously is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 09:42 AM (VgKNm)

270 So. This shooter was gay? So oppressed and bullied will be around the corner on CNN then?

Oh and up the number of hours the kids get fo diversity class.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:43 AM (aljs9)

271 George now looks like the shrunken little old man that accompanies Amal Clooney. He seems so different. She is quite the fashion diva. Still, it is the most conservative thing I've ever seen her wear, so she made an effort to tone it down, I guess.
=================================
I'm surprised some MostlyPeaceful Imam hasn't called for an honor-killing for her immodest ass. Put a burka on that bitch!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:43 AM (ty7RM)

272
Wow.

*tips cap in respect*

How'd you do it?

Posted by: Anon a mouse


Got beaten like a rented mule for three days, that's how. My reward is I avoid trouble. Until tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 09:44 AM (F5szg)

273 To manufacture the dirt, that's my point.

Well sure, when he doesn't find anything, the spy has to start setting up meetings and making crap up because as Jack noted, they were kind of over a barrel with the FISA stuff at that point.

pause for a moment and appreciate just how clean Trump obviously is.

Yeah they must be gritting their teeth, they vetted this guy with all the vigor of a conservative dad on prom night, and in the end, they had to start making crap up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:44 AM (39g3+)

274 ...have Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara offered any pearls of wisdom on the Santa Fe shooting?

*******

Hogg grabbed his camera and jumped on his bicycle as soon as he heard about the shooting.

It's a long way to Santa Fe.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)

275 Ladies now please. This is supposed to be a wedding. Not a MET costume gala to save the planet.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7xybsd7

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:45 AM (MMrzc)

276 Since I don't have TV, have Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara offered any pearls of wisdom on the Santa Fe shooting?
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:39 AM

No, but Shaved said Meghan Markle should be shot for wearing such an ill-fitting wedding dress while Camera said he'd love a copy to wear to his prom.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 19, 2018 09:45 AM (2NqXo)

277 Wassup?

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 09:45 AM (MVjcR)

278 266 Well Oprah Winfrey from the looks of things realises she is scoring no points in this ensemble with the fashionistas at the wedding.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qhbnex

Or the latest box office numbers for A Wrinkle In Time were delivered to her.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (MMrzc)

Whoa. Money can't buy good taste...or a waistline.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:46 AM (aljs9)

279 This shooter was gay? So oppressed and bullied will be around the corner on CNN then?

Probably not, likely just a "I feel support for their suffering like my endless angst over the emptiness of my life" gesture

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:46 AM (39g3+)

280 Taking a shower then headed into town for a big, greasy breakfast. Then a leisurely weekend. I deserve it.
================

This is also my plan

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:46 AM (rBnYq)

281 Pretty cool, one chord..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4hX5fRbsmE8

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 09:47 AM (PUmDY)

282 I'd like to hear more details about the vape pen
explosion. What brand was it? Where was it made? Did it give any
warning that something was wrong with it? Had it previously been
damaged? Or did it just explode out of the blue like the penguin on the
telly?
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:08 AM (sdi6R)


according to an AFP article, it was aSmok-E Mountain brand vaper made in the Philippines, and is apparently just operates with straight power from the battery - they call it a "Mod"

Any ways, AFP pulled information from a series of sources including the Tampa Bay Times and some research - to the extent of asking someone I suppose - about what vaping pens do and how they work

Here is the Tampa Bay original source - not if you putter around you will see also that Florida legislature is pondering banning or regulating vapers.

The fact that the dead guy worked for CNBC bothers me, though.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybgwzamm

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2018 09:47 AM (2K6fY)

283 British chicks have big cans, that's for sure. I think they one cup size bigger than American wominz. Island-population biology in action.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:47 AM (ty7RM)

284 Their rules. If someone identifies as gay via public broadcasting of signal, we have to acknowledge him as gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 09:48 AM (VgKNm)

285 Probably not, likely just a "I feel support for their suffering like my endless angst over the emptiness of my life" gesture

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:46 AM (39g3+)

Cue Shep sock.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:48 AM (aljs9)

286 The fact that the dead guy worked for CNBC bothers me, though.

"We learned a lot from that failed cigar bomb on Castro"
--CIA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:48 AM (39g3+)

287 Good morning! It's a beautiful sunny morning in Cali. It's such a beautiful state too bad it's run by idiots but maybe, just maybe we have a chance this year. Primaries will tell.

Posted by: IC at May 19, 2018 09:48 AM (PEJUg)

288 (average)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:48 AM (ty7RM)

289 The gay kid is almost certainly going to be antifa or worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 09:49 AM (VgKNm)

290 British chicks have big cans, that's for sure. I think they one cup size bigger than American wominz. Island-population biology in action.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:47 AM (ty7RM)

metric system

Posted by: BignJames at May 19, 2018 09:49 AM (0+nbW)

291 British chicks have big cans, that's for sure. I think they one cup size bigger than American wominz. Island-population biology in action.

Bangers & Mash and beer in action. Brits are pretty chunky as a rule, its one of those plain sight secrets that people ignore while joking about how fat Americans are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:49 AM (39g3+)

292 Day 600 of constant rain here on the east coast.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 09:50 AM (MVjcR)

293 I am disappointed in the weather. I live in a college town for basically one reason, to ogle the girls obviously, and this weather is keeping dressed basically like winter is still here. Only one more week of school too, and then we move into sleepy town mode.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:50 AM (rBnYq)

294 Live feed is over for now. Camera melted and house on fire, apparently.

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2018 09:50 AM (ZpfqO)

295 British chicks have big cans, that's for sure. I think they one cup size bigger than American wominz. Island-population biology in action.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

It's probably the beer. 'Ettes should drink a pint of Newcastle a day and report back with the results.
And pictures.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 09:51 AM (sBHZx)

296 278 266 Well Oprah Winfrey from the looks of things realises she is scoring no points in this ensemble with the fashionistas at the wedding.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qhbnex

Or the latest box office numbers for A Wrinkle In Time were delivered to her.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 19, 2018 09:38 AM (MMrzc)

Whoa. Money can't buy good taste...or a waistline.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:46 AM (aljs9)

Weight Watchers called...they want their money back.

Oh and maaaaybe you shouldn't have stopped taking your thyroid meds....just a thought.

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:51 AM (Enq6K)

297 That dude probably got kicked out of the Disaffected Loners Club at school. Set him right off.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)

298 283 British chicks have big cans, that's for sure. I think they one cup size bigger than American wominz. Island-population biology in action.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 19, 2018 09:47 AM (ty7RM)

Wait now...science? So squeeze a bunch a chicks in a small space and you get big boobs? Huh. Sounds logical. I can see that but I'm only half through my fist cuppa cawfee so I can't explain it. I wish I owned an island though.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:51 AM (aljs9)

299 How appropriate is it that the lead story in the "Weird News Dump" is about a Canadian woman who takes a shit in a Tim Horton's?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 19, 2018 09:51 AM (bWZ0m)

300 Oh and maaaaybe you shouldn't have stopped taking your thyroid meds....just a thought.
Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:51 AM (Enq6K)

She did? I thought that was a lifelong thing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:52 AM (w45mR)

301 Royal wedding dress pron.

https://bit.ly/2LgfL2K

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)

302 She did? I thought that was a lifelong thing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:52 AM (w45mR)

It is.

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:53 AM (Enq6K)

303 If George Clooney was one of the invited guests, then a pox upon their house.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 19, 2018 09:54 AM (bWZ0m)

304 I'm a man on the edge, with a full rectum...

...and I'm not afraid to use it!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:54 AM (m45I2)

305 She did? I thought that was a lifelong thing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:52 AM (w45mR)

It is.
Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 09:53 AM (Enq6K)

And she said she stopped? Or were you just kidding bcz of the weight?

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:54 AM (w45mR)

306 293 I am disappointed in the weather. I live in a college town for basically one reason, to ogle the girls obviously, and this weather is keeping dressed basically like winter is still here. Only one more week of school too, and then we move into sleepy town mode.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:50 AM (rBnYq)

Call JJ, he controls the weather. But it won't be cheap...cause ya' know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:54 AM (aljs9)

307 Attendance at Disaffected Loners Club has never been good.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:55 AM (m45I2)

308 Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2018 09:55 AM (/tuJf)

309 I'm a man on the edge, with a full rectum...
=============

Time for a donut and coffee!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:56 AM (rBnYq)

310 The only geat thing about this wedding is that this thread is just crawling with ettes'. Its so crowded that I have to squuueeeze past them.....oh yeah. I love this wedding.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:57 AM (aljs9)

311 Yeah they had a team looking into the Trump campaign to find bad stuff to hurt him with, and slipped a spy into it to get dirt they could use.

And if you think this is the first campaign they've done this with, I have a bridge to sell you
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:27 AM (39g3+)


It certainly makes me wonder about the Presidential election between Romney and Obama. Maybe I was whistling past the grave yard, but is seemed like Romney was doing well, drawing huge crowds, and Obama was lack-luster. Then, BOOM, Obama wins at the end.

However, in hindsight a Romney victory wouldn't have given us Donald Trump as POTUS and a good shot at draining the DC Swamp. Who would have thought that a guy marinated in the NYC limousine-liberal crowd would be doing more to limit the power of the Federal government and protect the unborn than decades of "Conserva-cucks" that talk a good game but accomplish nothing other than securing cocktail party invites and scoring cash from the Deplorable rubes? This convinces me that God is not yet done with the American experiment and has given us another chance.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 09:57 AM (5Yee7)

312 If George Clooney was one of the invited guests, then a pox upon their house.


********


Well, since Prince died George is the closest thing we have to royalty. They had to settle.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:57 AM (m45I2)

313 263 Yep. The Chinese are back to their old tricks of shoving hundreds of thousands into "re-education" camps.
__________________________________

In this country, we have the same thing except we charge $60,000 a year for tuition.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 19, 2018 09:57 AM (bWZ0m)

314 This dump runneth over with OMG WTF.

The shitter, the clueless cheetah meals, the ear video...

You outdid yourself, MisHum.

Posted by: Gem at May 19, 2018 09:57 AM (XoAz8)

315 Someone needs to get these loner outsider kids playing D&D like we used to when I was a kid. It gives you an outlet for your anger and frustration and brings you together with others so you have friends. Plus, role playing games teach you a lot about interaction and life, so you can be less of a loner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:57 AM (39g3+)

316 292 Day 600 of constant rain here on the east coast.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 09:50 AM (MVjcR)

So what's in it for the Joos? I can't figure it out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:58 AM (aljs9)

317 Maybe I was whistling past the grave yard, but is seemed like Romney was doing well, drawing huge crowds, and Obama was lack-luster. Then, BOOM, Obama wins at the end.

The tip off for me was the Obama campaign acting like they were going to lose, being all depressed, then the night before the election making the call "we'll look bad at first, then surge later on at night, don't worry"

And that's exactly how it played out. As if it was on a script or some states they couldn't control the outcome well enough in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 09:59 AM (39g3+)

318 Well, since Prince died George is the closest thing we have to royalty. They had to settle.
Posted by: Muldoon

They could've invited a Kennedy, but London already has enough of a problem with out-of-control vehicles.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2018 09:59 AM (sBHZx)

319 @307

It's because the Brooding Misfits have all the cool social activities.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:59 AM (m45I2)

320 Laughing my way through this thread.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 09:59 AM (rBnYq)

321 316 292 Day 600 of constant rain here on the east coast.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 09:50 AM (MVjcR)

So what's in it for the Joos? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 09:58 AM (aljs9)
------
Yo Bob!
I think they're selling mold treatments.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 09:59 AM (vX75W)

322 282
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybgwzamm
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2018 09:47 AM (2K6fY)


Thanks! The comments to that article are outstanding. Turns out it wasn't a "vape pen" at all, and the photo is misleading. The item shown in the photo is similar to the one I have, which is a Halo Triton II.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 09:59 AM (sdi6R)

323 So he is a bisexual, commie, Kamikaze, Nazi, devil worshipper. Sounds normal enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan


You forgot "Greek Orthodox" and "hippie peacenik".

And apparently it does sound normal, since the last bit of that article was:

One person who knew him from church said he was stunned to hear he might be involved in a horrific crime.

"He's quiet but he's harmless. He's just a regular kid, nothing unusual about him at all," he said.


Oy vey. I wonder what the "unusual" ones around there are like?

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 10:00 AM (JGBbg)

324 3 If George Clooney was one of the invited guests, then a pox upon their house.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 19, 2018 09:54 AM (bWZ0m)


I guess there's a party tonight where only 200 of the 600 guests will be invited. The celebs are in that privileged group. But hey, great place to network for...stuff. Plus they can pair up with Amal & George to change the world. Problem is, I don't like the change they want. Funny how "inclusive" people are so "exclusive".

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:00 AM (w45mR)

325 In this country, we have the same thing except we charge $60,000 a year for tuition.
+1000

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2018 10:00 AM (Tyii7)

326 And she said she stopped? Or were you just kidding bcz of the weight?

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:54 AM (w45mR)

It was announced last year (don't ask me why) that she her thyroid problem 'was cured' and she stopped taking her meds.

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 10:01 AM (Enq6K)

327 Obama stole that election, fair and square.

Too late to complain now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 10:01 AM (rBnYq)

328 316 292 Day 600 of constant rain here on the east coast.

Wait. I thought global warming brought drought?

I am so confused.

Which bathroom do I use?

If the FBI good or bad?

Is wheat germ pasta a good carb or a bad carb?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 19, 2018 10:01 AM (bWZ0m)

329 Apropos of nothing-

The new version of "Fahrenheit 451" looks like they didn't quite get the tone and story right for today's audience.

But, I'll watch it anyway to see.

Obviously, today's Firemen are Google, Facebook, Twitter etc. who bury info and/or books with the click of a mouse.

They should be called "Grave Diggers".

Not so cinematic though.


The old version of F451 is available at, of all places, Walmart even as we speak.

Though slow, it's quite good in it's dystopian depiction of how grey and dead life become when you try to smother out all controversy and emotionally upsetting viewpoints.

Yep. once again, the Left had taken a dystopian novel as a blueprint.

Strong script. Great acting. Nice directing by Truffaut. Bonus! Young Julie Christie.



Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 10:01 AM (9q7Dl)

330 Someone needs to get these loner outsider kids playing D&D like we used to when I was a kid.


*******

Yeah, but imagine the utter rejection when even the other LARP-ers make fun of you.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 10:02 AM (m45I2)

331 so, ladies, i hear briefcase model #7 is a feminist. and what is the message for young girls?

being beautiful and showing some skin pays.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2018 10:02 AM (Pg+x7)

332 Gettin' a might dry here in SE Texas. More than 3" behind in rainfall this month. Almost cringe at the thought of asking after Harvey last year, but a smattering of rains would sure be helpful.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2018 10:03 AM (QLvwG)

333 Obama stole that election, fair and square.

I'm certain of it. And the fact that they knew he only won through cheating shows why they were trying so hard to topple Donnie Two Scoops: they weren't nearly as confident as the press and pop culture was that Hillary was a shoo-in.

But the fact that Obama got it close enough to game into a win was depressing enough a statement about the mindset of the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2018 10:04 AM (39g3+)

334 being beautiful and showing some skin pays.
______________________________________

Yes. Yes, it does.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 19, 2018 10:04 AM (bWZ0m)

335 It was announced last year (don't ask me why) that she her thyroid problem 'was cured' and she stopped taking her meds.
Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 10:01 AM (Enq6K)

She has definitely piled on the pounds since last year, so that could easily be why. I've never heard of a cured thyroid before. But Oprah is magical...so...

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:04 AM (w45mR)

336 Yo Bob!
I think they're selling mold treatments.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 09:59 AM (vX75W)

Hey Weasel! I been lookin' for you. Until we get the expanded version of Heidi acres, we thought we'd practice and built raised gardens on the side of the house. Tomatoes, zucchini, peppers,cantaloupe, etc. Heidi wont let me release grouse though. Working irrrigation system to them now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 10:04 AM (aljs9)

337 And it has to be said:


Cheetahs never prosper.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 10:05 AM (m45I2)

338 bisexual, commie, Kamikaze, Nazi, devil worshipper = normal

Maga hat or NRA sticker = right wing gun nut

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:05 AM (VgKNm)

339 I think we're supposed to dry out on Tuesday. Upside of all the rain - the small twinge of guilt I feel for sitting around all day has been eliminated.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:06 AM (MVjcR)

340 Oh yea, best blessing at the wedding was the Greek Orthodox guy. I liked him the best.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:06 AM (w45mR)

341 Speaking of, did we ever find out anything more about the Texas bomber from a month or so ago?

I'm guessing he must've been normal, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:06 AM (VgKNm)

342 Cheetahs never prosper.
___________________________________

No, but we samba!

Posted by: Chita Rivera at May 19, 2018 10:07 AM (bWZ0m)

343 Alcohol free, clear beer?

12oz of water for $5?

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2018 10:07 AM (J7XgW)

344

Now young people are all educated on multiple genders, the evils of capitalism, the necessity to ignore parents, the ridiculousness of churches and the need to take to the streets and destroy things when upset, and yet their lives are somehow emptier and without meaning...

Maybe the left was wrong on all these points.

Oh well, lets experiment on the next generation and we can find out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 10:07 AM (rBnYq)

345 Elton's Alice is a rocker.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 10:08 AM (PUmDY)

346 Alcohol free, clear beer?

12oz of water for $5?


Yeah, they one-upped us.

Posted by: Evian at May 19, 2018 10:10 AM (JGBbg)

347 The Disaffected Loners Club revoked the Santa Fe guy's participation trophy and sanctioned him for cause.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 10:10 AM (m45I2)

348 all this cloak & Dagger BS, reeally makes you take another look at Antonin Scalia suffocating himself with his pillow?

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 10:11 AM (y3aQB)

349 >> 266 "Well Oprah Winfrey from the looks of things realizes she is scoring
no points in this ensemble with the fashionistas at the wedding."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8qhbnex

Facially she looks like Congressman John Lewis in that photo.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 19, 2018 10:13 AM (kZZPS)

350 Oh yea, best blessing at the wedding was the Greek Orthodox guy. I liked him the best.
++++
PFFFT ! he is 2 weeks behind, .......... or is that Russian Orthodox

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 10:13 AM (y3aQB)

351
Maybe the left was wrong on all these points.

Oh well, lets experiment on the next generation and we can find out.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 10:07 AM (rBnYq)

Word. Don't get me started...no consequences for acting out behavior, and everyone wants to be famous. For anything. They all want to 'go viral' for something. I just keep thinking that we had more access to guns as kids, hell they were bought to school in the car for hunting after, and kids had some big problems then too. But school shootings? Nope.

It seems coping skills are lacking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 10:14 AM (aljs9)

352 all this cloak & Dagger BS, reeally makes you take another look at Antonin Scalia suffocating himself with his pillow?
Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave

Seems perfectly legit to me.

Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at May 19, 2018 10:14 AM (sBHZx)

353 It was my understanding that this is the traditional Canadian greeting.

Good mornin', naturalfake, old buddy!
Catch!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 19, 2018 10:15 AM (Evws/)

354 Lava cam is back. A rooster is awake.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 10:15 AM (sdi6R)

355 I've never heard of a cured thyroid before.
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:04 AM (w45mR)


The trick is in the seasoning blend, and managing the humidity in the cellar.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:15 AM (y87Qq)

356
Woke up to serious brain fog this morning; assuming this is woke up.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 19, 2018 10:16 AM (roQNm)

357 The lava cam is sort of like a natural version of the Yule Log video.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 10:17 AM (sdi6R)

358 I remember when Spock was young. Me an Clooney had so much fun.

Posted by: Sir Elton Johnson at May 19, 2018 10:17 AM (Tyii7)

359 And it has to be said:


Cheetahs never prosper.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 10:05 AM (m45I2)



They would be lion if they said they weren't extremely lucky those were not bigger varieties of cats.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:18 AM (cY3LT)

360 357 The lava cam is sort of like a natural version of the Yule Log video.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 10:17 AM (sdi6R)

So it would be cool if the lava cam got run over by lava huh? I'd like to see that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 19, 2018 10:19 AM (aljs9)

361 If it hasn't already been said: Chances that woman who flung her poo has seen the inside of more than one mental hospital... and not as a visitor, are damn close to 100%.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:19 AM (cY3LT)

362 Oh well, lets experiment on the next generation and we can find out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 10:07 AM (rBnYq)

-

Just wait until these xisgendered six year olds whose parents and doctors are already loading them up on opposite sex hormones get to high school.

We ain't seen nuthin yet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:20 AM (VgKNm)

363

Elton Johnson is right!!

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at May 19, 2018 10:20 AM (IqV8l)

364 6
From the hacking link...



Drivers on Interstate 95 Sunday in Ridley Park said they were
surprised to spot the sign Sunday morning with a profane message
instructing Delaware County to "suck" a certain male organ.





A certain? male organ? How many are there?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (8ikIW)

The left one or the right one?
Or is it the front one or the back one?

Posted by: Spock at May 19, 2018 10:20 AM (7+qdf)

365 Shaved Guevara belongs on the all-time AoSHQ name-meme wall of fame, right up there with TrigglyPuff and Talcum X.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 19, 2018 10:21 AM (3dsTO)

366 Oh yea, best blessing at the wedding was the Greek Orthodox guy. I liked him the best.
++++
PFFFT ! he is 2 weeks behind, .......... or is that Russian Orthodox
Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 10:13 AM (y3aQB)

Ya know, I think I just liked him best. He seemed the most humble with the least self-important air about him. Maybe that was it.

Oh, and ya know all the talk about Meghan being biracial and dragging the royal family into the real world. Turns out, the Queen's Chaplain, is a very dark skinned black woman. Just sayin...

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:22 AM (w45mR)

367 From the hacking link...



Drivers on Interstate 95 Sunday in Ridley Park said they were
surprised to spot the sign Sunday morning with a profane message
instructing Delaware County to "suck" a certain male organ.





A certain? male organ? How many are there?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (8ikIW)

The left one or the right one?
Or is it the front one or the back one?

Posted by: Spock at May 19, 2018 10:20 AM (7+qdf)


Isn't Biden from Delaware? Maybe they meant his, specifically.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:23 AM (cY3LT)

368 I see news about theTexas school shooting has dropped off the main page at Yahoo.

Doesn't fit the evil NRA and "assault rifle" narrative when someone uses a shotgun and revolver to murder kids so they will ignore it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 19, 2018 10:23 AM (+Dllb)

369 http://bit.ly/2L9vTmF
+++++
Informant Spied on Trump Campaign Before the FBI Began Its Probe

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 10:23 AM (y3aQB)

370 "A video that has been doing the rounds online this week shows the family of five- two women and three young children -- pulling their car over and getting out to photograph a group of cheetahs lying in the grass only a few feet away."


Lesbians seem to have a problem with the whole "parenting" concept. They're either driving their kids off cliffs, or exposing them to large carnivores. It's hilarious that one of the guys taking the video has insufficient expletives in Dutch to express his reaction so he says "What the f*ck???" I guess he got it from the movies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2018 10:24 AM (/qEW2)

371 A certain? male organ? How many are there?
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (8ikIW)

The left one or the right one?
Or is it the front one or the back one?
Posted by: Spock at May 19, 2018 10:20 AM (7+qdf)


I think it means they're just supposed to ask it if it's absolutely sure first, else they would have said "undecided" or "hesitant".

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:24 AM (y87Qq)

372 Catching up on my AoS reading on the timeline of the coup a couple of threads ago.
So Chlamydia Thundershart had a personal relationship with a "Russian Lobbyist" who was a "former" intelligence agent. She sent this personto snare Trump.
Can we make the great leap that there is so such thing as a "former" intelligence agent? Basically its just not so "deep cover".
At what point does hanging out with former Russian spies make it so you can't get a security clearance? Cause, you know, a former Russian spy knows current Russian spies.
And Trump is the bad guy. What a shit show.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2018 10:25 AM (7+qdf)

373 Shaved Guevara belongs on the all-time AoSHQ name-meme wall of fame, right up there with TrigglyPuff and Talcum X.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 19, 2018 10:21 AM (3dsTO)


Except there's essentially nothing interesting about her, in any way. She's such a nothing of a human being. TrigglyPuff, at least, was a human trainwreck. Likewise, the idiot who was a witness during the whole Traytable Martin fiasco.

Some of these people will stick with us for years. That one though, she'll discover Liz Phair, find a gal who looks like a trucker, have some sort of mental breakdown, and settle down to a nice, quiet life of sucking off the public teet.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:27 AM (cY3LT)

374 see news about theTexas school shooting has dropped off the main page at Yahoo.

-

Damn. Yahoo is the online equivalent of television's MSNBC, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:29 AM (VgKNm)

375 Looking at the usgs maps, what's going on in Kilauea right now is a fraction of previous "flows", as they call them, but it's similar to the 1955 one.

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2018 10:30 AM (QxXRY)

376 If it hasn't already been said: Chances that woman who flung her poo has seen the inside of more than one mental hospital... and not as a visitor, are damn close to 100%.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:19 AM (cY3LT)


Do you remember the story from last year where the woman was on a date and threw her poop out the guys window and it got stuck so she had to tell him? The story unraveled from there. I always think of it when women and poo are involved.

I don't get it. I do not think I have ever, in my whole life, thought of doing anything to my poo other than flushing it. Very weird world.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:30 AM (w45mR)

377 >>>Since I don't have TV, have Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara offered any pearls of wisdom on the Santa Fe shooting?

What would be funny is if a student from Santa Fe was invited to talk on the news and Hogg burst onto the set and said, "Hey! GTFO! This is MY gig!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2018 10:31 AM (/qEW2)

378 369
http://bit.ly/2L9vTmF

+++++

Informant Spied on Trump Campaign Before the FBI Began Its Probe

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 10:23 AM (y3aQB)



Ow my balls

Posted by: Jiminy Comey at May 19, 2018 10:31 AM (7+qdf)

379 Poo Flinger!!! Cleanup on aisle 4!!

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:31 AM (MVjcR)

380 Gunman shot at Trump hotel was stripper, porn actor...

He prolly wanted a NDA with some of that sweet, sweet free money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

381 I just watched the cheetah video. I don't speak Dutch, but expressions like "Oh my God", "Jesus Christ", "Holy shit", and "What the fuck" are sort of a universal language.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 10:33 AM (sdi6R)

382 Melania home from the hospital.

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 10:33 AM (Enq6K)

383 You know, in the abstract, it's really hard to beat the comedic value of a poo flinger.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:33 AM (MVjcR)

384 So sometime this year or next all the clergy have to attend a mandatory session on sexual harassment. I've never sexually harassed anyone. I have no intention of sexually harassing anyone. What am I going to do- harrass the elderly man who could be the age of my father? Harrass the 93 year old female organist.? Now, one of the guys who is near my age is a very nice guy, but it would be like harassing my brother-if I had one. I'm hoping he'll become a lay pastor. Gee, that would be a good example-harassing the guy who I hope will go into ministry part time. Shouldn't we have learned at this point in our ministry-those of us who are old warhorses- not to sexually harass people and if we hadn't wouldn't there be complaints with my boss by now? Thanks, MeToo
:^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:34 AM (vw6r3)

385 >>>Poo Flinger!!! Cleanup on aisle 4!!

Am I the only one that read that in Shirley Bassey's voice?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 19, 2018 10:35 AM (3DZIZ)

386 You know, in the abstract, it's really hard to beat the comedic value of a poo flinger.
Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:33 AM (MVjcR)


It's definitely got the biggest delta between "funny to say and think about" and "miserable to actually encounter in the cold light of day". Maybe it's different for parents.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:36 AM (y87Qq)

387 I never knew me a gheyer time and I guess I never will.

Posted by: Sir Elton Johnson at May 19, 2018 10:36 AM (Tyii7)

388 Read a funny story about Elton and Rod. Basically, Elton gave Rod a Gaugin and Rod gave Elton a fancy wine fridge. lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 10:38 AM (PUmDY)

389 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:34 AM (vw6r3)

((hugs))



Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2018 10:38 AM (0O7c5)

390 see news about theTexas school shooting has dropped off the main page at Yahoo. "

Haven't scrubbed the rainbow flag bit yet. Give 'em time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 10:38 AM (7LY+6)

391
>>>Since I don't have TV, have Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara offered any pearls of wisdom on the Santa Fe shooting?

What would be funny is if a student from Santa Fe was invited to talk on the news and Hogg burst onto the set and said, "Hey! GTFO! This is MY gig!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


"DO SOMETHING:" Parkland students angry after Texas shooting

https://tinyurl.com/y7cn3kw2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 10:38 AM (IqV8l)

392 One of the most interesting parts of being a parent of both a boy and a girl is realizing that poop and farts are something some people find funny literally their entire lives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:38 AM (VgKNm)

393 I want my culture back. That safari article states that the family "two women and three small children" get out of the car to get better pictures. WTH? Did they never hear of working dads and shared vacations with friends? OR they did verify that this was *A* family and both women are trying to be the adventurous male influence doing the hold my beer stuff - with the tots in tow *&*

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (84F5k)

394 What is with these Royals and elitist millionaires and billionaires gallivanting around with a perma-scruff on their fat faces? They can't afford a razor? Shave your face once in a while, you fucking bum, and people will be more likely to take you seriously.

I'm looking at you, Elon.
Also, you can't shave for your wedding?

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (J7XgW)

395 >>>>>>"A video that has been doing the rounds online this
week shows the family of five- two women and three young children --
pulling their car over and getting out to photograph a group of cheetahs
lying in the grass only a few feet away."





Lesbians seem to have a problem with the whole "parenting" concept.
They're either driving their kids off cliffs, or exposing them to large
carnivores. It's hilarious that one of the guys taking the video has
insufficient expletives in Dutch to express his reaction so he says
"What the f*ck???" I guess he got it from the movies.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2018 10:24 AM....Charles Darwin please pick up the white courtesy phone.......Charles Darwin to the white courtesy phone please.........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (+Dllb)

396 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2018 10:38 AM (0O7c5)

Thanks. I would hug you back but that might be considered sexual harrasment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (vw6r3)

397 The arrival of the sexual harassment culture has really put a dent in the long, awkward, office hug.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:40 AM (MVjcR)

398 Also the fun to be had with a xerox.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:41 AM (VgKNm)

399 If it hasn't already been said: Chances that woman who flung her poo has seen the inside of more than one mental hospital... and not as a visitor, are damn close to 100%.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:19 AM (cY3LT)


Do you remember the story from last year where the woman was on a date and threw her poop out the guys window and it got stuck so she had to tell him? The story unraveled from there. I always think of it when women and poo are involved.

I don't get it. I do not think I have ever, in my whole life, thought of doing anything to my poo other than flushing it. Very weird world.
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:30 AM (w45mR)



Fascination with, unusual handling of, eating, using as a weapon. Any of those things, by themselves or in combination with other symptoms = You's looney toons crazy.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:42 AM (cY3LT)

400 Thanks. I would hug you back but that might be considered sexual harrasment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (vw6r3)


I'd offer a hug too, but I'm still a little miffed that you said you don't have brothers. What does that make us Morons?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:42 AM (y87Qq)

401 And men wanting to work with or be around female coworkers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:42 AM (VgKNm)

402 I just watched the cheetah video. I don't speak Dutch, but expressions like "Oh my God", "Jesus Christ", "Holy shit", and "What the fuck" are sort of a universal language.


Those dutch guys narration was hilarious, even though I had no idea what they were saying.

Damn, those women were lucky. What idiots. There are always a few who have to ruin it for everyone. One death and the park will be closed.

The fact they brought out the kids and wandered so far from the car is unbelievably stupid. smfh

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:42 AM (w45mR)

403 Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:40 AM (MVjcR)

I don't think I ever hugged anyone when I was in a corporate environment. I have hugged my male clergy supervisor. His brother had just died. It would have been a little awkward to hold out my hand limply and say "I'm so sorry."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:43 AM (vw6r3)

404 >>>Poo Flinger!!! Cleanup on aisle 4!!
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Am I the only one that read that in Shirley Bassey's voice?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 19, 2018 10:35 AM (3DZIZ)


Only if aisle 4 is also where the eggs are.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:43 AM (cY3LT)

405 I've had bowel movements larger than that cotton bud..........................hey HEY no need to give me an earful of snotty responses.

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2018 10:44 AM (5IHGB)

406 bisexual, commie, Kamikaze, Nazi, devil worshipper = normal

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Allahpundit (yeah, I know) says he was an "edgelord"; i.e. an attention-seeking troll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)

407 Identified himself as gay via some sort of "pride" pin with all the antifa stuff.

If they say they're women/pansexuals/Muslims, it's no longer appropriate to question them. Their rules, after all.

This kid identified himself as gay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 08:30 AM (VgKNm)

Well, that will get swept under the rug real quickly. He's a creature of the Left, so eeevil gun culture cannot be blamed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:44 AM (WFV7d)

408 Wife got up, turned on CNN and there's a bunch of Queens talking about the hats worn by the Entourage.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 10:44 AM (R5lpX)

409 Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:42 AM (y87Qq)

Aww. That's nice.

You are brothers in moronity. Moronity. Is that a word? ;^) I mean the brothers you can have a coffee with and send silly e-mail cards to on their birthdays.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:45 AM (vw6r3)

410 If it weren't for AoS I wouldn't know anything about the Royals...I'm so grateful.

Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:46 AM (8JE5H)

411
So sometime this year or next all the clergy have to attend a mandatory session on sexual harassment....
:^(
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:34 AM



FenelonSpoke, I'm sure you know more about biblical history than me. But don't the SJWs and politically correct thought police seem a bit like modern day, secularized Pharisees? They go around policing everyone else for behavior which in and of itself is innocuous or innocent, but could, just maybe, lead eventually to real sin. And they've been doing it for so long and so enthusiastically that they come to equate those innocuous behaviors with sin itself.

I've been thinking of them as Pharisees with the God parts taken out. But if they are now entering the churches, maybe they're starting to drag God into it.

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2018 10:47 AM (EzdLW)

412 Those dutch guys narration was hilarious, even though I had no idea what they were saying.

Damn, those women were lucky. What idiots. There are always a few who have to ruin it for everyone. One death and the park will be closed.

The fact they brought out the kids and wandered so far from the car is unbelievably stupid. smfh
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 10:42 AM (w45mR)


Yes, and let's be specific. Those were cheetahs, which means it ended the way it did. Had they been lions, the story would have been completely different.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:47 AM (cY3LT)

413 How could someone get so angry at Tim Hortons that the appropriate response becomes taking a dump on the floor?!

I mean, if you work at the EPA I guess there is at least tradition to lean on but this is a restaurant!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (sQD5x)

Sounds like the shitter was a druggie or street bum, who was denied access to the restroom. Urban culture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:48 AM (WFV7d)

414 There was a poster on an Alabama board who used to say Black and White floors were very Illuminati.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 10:48 AM (PUmDY)

415 >>>>>>Wife got up, turned on CNN and there's a bunch of Queens talking about the hats worn by the Entourage.


Posted by: Traveling Man at May 19, 2018 10:44 AM...There was an extremely flamboyant gay guy covering the hats for the Kentucky Derby. He was so over the top stereotypical gay I thought he was going to burst into flames at some point.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 19, 2018 10:49 AM (+Dllb)

416 Good morning, Citizen Alberta Oil Peon. How's things?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:49 AM (y87Qq)

417 I didn't look too hard but did notice that those Brit women can't rock the stilettos like our Melania...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (kufk0)

418 The cheetah article says "a family of five" but I didn't jump to the conclusion that it was a lesbian couple. It could have just been two women with their kids.

The weird thing for me was realizing it was a safari park in the *Netherlands*. At first I assumed it was in South Africa. Can cheetahs adjust to a European climate? What do they do in the winter?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (sdi6R)

419 Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2018 10:47 AM (EzdLW)

I don't know if I would call them Pharisees. I don't know them well enough. They just jump on the bandwagon of political correctness.

I figure I'm not the only clergyperson who's complaining to their spouse about this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (vw6r3)

420 If it weren't for AoS I wouldn't know anything about the Royals...I'm so grateful.
Posted by: gNewt at May 19, 2018 10:46 AM (8JE5H)


Same here. Until literally this week, here, I would see the name Meaghan Markle, and I was thinking people were talking about some random celeb, like a singer who won on American Idol or whatever. But then I kept reading the name and thinking of either Megan McCain, Angela Merkle, or Megan McCardle.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (cY3LT)

421 403 Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:40 AM (MVjcR)

I don't think I ever hugged anyone when I was in a corporate environment. I have hugged my male clergy supervisor. His brother had just died. It would have been a little awkward to hold out my hand limply and say "I'm so sorry."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:43 AM (vw6r3)
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I'm actually the grumpy guy that's been around forever and who stays in his office and doesn't speak to many people.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (MVjcR)

422 I just watched the cheetah video. I don't speak Dutch, but expressions like "Oh my God", "Jesus Christ", "Holy shit", and "What the fuck" are sort of a universal language.
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 10:33 AM (sdi6R)


The world acknowledges only Americans are badass enough to do extreme cussing properly.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (/qEW2)

423 391


>>>Since I don't have TV, have Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara offered any pearls of wisdom on the Santa Fe shooting?



What would be funny is if a student from Santa Fe was invited to
talk on the news and Hogg burst onto the set and said, "Hey! GTFO! This
is MY gig!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear



"DO SOMETHING:" Parkland students angry after Texas shooting



https://tinyurl.com/y7cn3kw2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2018 10:38 AM (IqV8l)


Using the Witless Life Rule 1 language converter, this loosely translates to "Do what we want or we are going to throw a tantrum......shut up!"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2018 10:51 AM (7+qdf)

424 The world acknowledges only Americans are badass enough to do extreme cussing properly.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (/qEW2)


Halte mein Bier.

Posted by: Deutsch at May 19, 2018 10:51 AM (y87Qq)

425 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2018 08:48 AM (F5szg)

I read your first sentence and thought for a second you were talking about Queen Elizabeth II. ;^)

Are you recovered now from your sinusitis?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:52 AM (vw6r3)

426 The internet, not only gives me the horde, but also means that I can find pics of the hats and dresses for the Royal shindig later so I have no need to listen to trite reporter opinions about any of it.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 19, 2018 10:52 AM (84F5k)

427 Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 19, 2018 08:38 AM (sQD5x)

Sounds like the shitter was a druggie or street bum, who was denied access to the restroom. Urban culture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:48 AM (WFV7d)


I didn't study the video, but she looked relatively well put together.

Which doesn't rule out drugs, but I'm sticking with my original assumption: serious psychotic disorder and/or borderline personality disorder.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:53 AM (cY3LT)

428 This royal wedding bullshit really irritates me. I like Katie's wedding, but this american slutwhore sluttymcslutstein seems so to be so obviously a transparent cunty sluttymcslutstein. Divorced after only two years, and this relationship is only barely a year old as well before he decides to marry?? I'd normally give it a year as always, but I don't think it'll last 6 months.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 19, 2018 10:53 AM (7n3kj)

429 I didn't look too hard but did notice that those Brit women can't rock the stilettos like our Melania..."

Hard to when you're, er, chunky and blowing chunks on a London sidewalk.

(seriously. Brits are lousy. But we spent nearly 20 years apologizing for everything. Time that stopped)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 10:53 AM (7LY+6)

430 I would see the name Meaghan Markle, and I was thinking people were talking about some random celeb,

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I thought it was the secret identity of Marvel superhero Femifist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)

431 I was going to mention this later on the Pet Thread, but WeaselGuppy has gone to the great aquarium in the sky. I'm taking WeaselWoman to the pet store later to get a few new fish, but none will ever be able to replace dear ol' WG.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:54 AM (MVjcR)

432 I'm actually the grumpy guy that's been around forever and who stays in his office and doesn't speak to many people.

****************************

I'm the asshole who hates people so much I don't even bother wearing pants to work.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 19, 2018 10:54 AM (7n3kj)

433 In the meantime, the Tran looks like a disagreeable ass just looking for a payout.

In other words, a win-win.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - off kilter but still centered at May 19, 2018 08:39 AM (/+bwe)

Of course it's a disagreeable ass. It's a tranny; they are fucked-up people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 10:55 AM (WFV7d)

434 For poorer, ha ha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 10:55 AM (PUmDY)

435 Halte mein Bier.
Posted by: Deutsch at May 19, 2018 10:51 AM (y87Qq)


ёб твою мать.

Posted by: Pусский at May 19, 2018 10:55 AM (y87Qq)

436 432 I'm actually the grumpy guy that's been around forever and who stays in his office and doesn't speak to many people.

****************************

I'm the asshole who hates people so much I don't even bother wearing pants to work.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 19, 2018 10:54 AM (7n3kj)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:55 AM (MVjcR)

437 Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (MVjcR)

You're grumpy? I find it hard to believe.

But considering the corporate culture it's probably best you stay in your seat.

I still hug people, but I usually ask them if I may first. Some people are not hugging people even before "Me Too." Nobody in the church has said "no".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:56 AM (vw6r3)

438 In a just world, with a neutral and objective press, they'd be in the dock, not running investigations.

In a just world, they would be declining a last cigarette on health grounds.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 19, 2018 10:57 AM (brIR5)

439 I don't think I ever hugged anyone when I was in a corporate environment. I have hugged my male clergy supervisor. His brother had just died. It would have been a little awkward to hold out my hand limply and say "I'm so sorry."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:43 AM (vw6r3)
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I'm actually the grumpy guy that's been around forever and who stays in his office and doesn't speak to many people.
Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (MVjcR)


We had a receptionist who took a job elsewhere recently. Had a nice going away lunch for her. She's a real sweetheart. Extremely good looking, but good grief was her life a wreck. And she would often tell me about things, and I'd do what I could to offer her some perspective, carefully keeping as much distance from it as I thought was healthy.

Anyhoo, there were more than a couple other male colleagues, with whom she had formed a bond, and there were hugs and "I love you's" tossed out like candy.

Not me. Not even a handshake. I mean, come on, people! Don't ANY of you pay attention to the headlines?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:58 AM (cY3LT)

440 428, amen. Could not give a rats ass about the wedding and the fawning from our media is stupid. Wish them good luck and move on to other more important news.

Personally I've always said the whole lot of them have this weird modern day parasitic relationship with their tax payer base. Won't last long when the caliphate takes over.

Posted by: IC at May 19, 2018 10:58 AM (PEJUg)

441 Divorced after only two years, and this relationship is only barely a year old as well before he decides to marry??

'At's my boy!

Posted by: King-In-Waiting Charles The Unready at May 19, 2018 10:58 AM (5OO3x)

442 You're grumpy? I find it hard to believe.
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It's kind of a split personality thing. I'm pretty grumpy especially to people I don't know. You guys get to see the soft, white WeaselUnderbelly.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:59 AM (MVjcR)

443 One of the best things about being Baptist is that you piss people off if you're within arms reach and don't hug them or shake their hand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:59 AM (VgKNm)

444 Also, you can't shave for your wedding?
Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (J7XgW)


If Hillary and I tie the knot, I'll insist she gets shaved. My lips are ticklish.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 19, 2018 11:00 AM (/qEW2)

445 Except for flu season. I've been known to plan multiple consecutive weekend vacations if there's a lot of sickness going around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 11:00 AM (VgKNm)

446 One of the best things about being Baptist is that you piss people off if you're within arms reach and don't hug them or shake their hand."

Or if you see them at the liquor store you don't even acknowledge 'em.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 11:01 AM (7LY+6)

447 Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 10:59 AM (VgKNm)

It seems to me that the church ought to be a place where people can hug-unless they just don't want to-without people thinking you're putting moves on them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 11:01 AM (vw6r3)

448 I would see the name Meaghan Markle, and I was thinking people were talking about some random celeb,

-
I thought it was the secret identity of Marvel superhero Femifist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)


Is there a Marvel superhero, Femifist? I pay as little attention to comic books as I do royal shenanigans.

They're almost the same thing, really.

And while we're at it, Megan is another one of those names that are just fine without the extra letters. You people don't need extra vowels or random h's tossed in there. Knock it off already!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 11:01 AM (cY3LT)

449 >>412 Yes, and let's be specific. Those were cheetahs, which means it ended
the way it did. Had they been lions, the story would have been
completely different.
I'm of the opinion that people, Egyptians probably, domesticated cheetahs and bred them for hunting. Then the domesticated one's intermixed with the general population. As a result there's some low level of docility and acceptance of humans. Not enough to walk around them with your kid like these idiots. But something.

When a lion stares in your direction you are either food, threat or insignificant. When cheetah does it's like there's some different level of interest.

Posted by: bananaDream at May 19, 2018 11:02 AM (yRBj9)

450 I'm sticking with my original assumption: serious psychotic disorder and/or borderline personality disorder.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:53 AM (cY3LT)

I'll see if my MIL was at a Horton's...

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 11:02 AM (Enq6K)

451 It seems to me that the church ought to be a place where people can hug-unless they just don't want to-without people thinking you're putting moves on them."

Welcome to the Church of What's Happening Now!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 11:02 AM (7LY+6)

452 437
Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 10:50 AM (MVjcR)



You're grumpy? I find it hard to believe.



But considering the corporate culture it's probably best you stay in your seat.



I still hug people, but I usually ask them if I may first. Some
people are not hugging people even before "Me Too." Nobody in the
church has said "no".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:56 AM (vw6r3)

There was this older fellow where I work (large blue University of some renown) He was somebody in his field. He was older, late 70's early 80's, a notorious long hugger of women. "Oh here comes Professor Joe Blow again" No one really complained cause no one ever seemed really bothered by him, cause he was nice. Weird.

Anyway, as I get older I feel like hugging more. So I get it. I think it has to do with wanting to stay connected to this world an people.
Sometimes I go weeks without touching anyone or anyone touching me and it does not feel right. Hugs are good.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2018 11:03 AM (7+qdf)

453 Thanks. I would hug you back but that might be considered sexual harrasment.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (vw6r3)after i posted it, i thought the same! lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 19, 2018 11:03 AM (0O7c5)

454 Weasel is a mean, nasty, bitter curmudgeon!!!

BTW... it sure doesn't seem like weasel guppy lasted that long... when you come in October I give you leopard gecko, strong like bull...lives 10++ years...very easy to care for...you take on plane as emotional support gecko...no problems, ok!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2018 11:03 AM (kufk0)

455 Imma gonna guess a woman who drops a filth biscuit in public and picks it up and throws it is probably a good bet for butt stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2018 11:04 AM (vV/gB)

456
Welcome to the Church of What's Happening Now!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 19, 2018 11:02 AM (7LY+6)

The church of "What's happening now" would probably be a church where everyone rigidly placed a distance of five feet between they and anyone of the opposite gender and never said-if a male "You look nice today, Cindy" without people freaking out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 11:04 AM (vw6r3)

457 444 Also, you can't shave for your wedding?
Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (J7XgW)


He did, but you just can't see where!

Posted by: Shep, Manscaper Extraordinaire at May 19, 2018 11:05 AM (bWZ0m)

458 455 Imma gonna guess a woman who drops a filth biscuit in public and picks it up and throws it is probably a good bet for butt stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2018 11:04 AM (vV/gB)

But would ya wanna?

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 11:05 AM (Enq6K)

459 Yep. The Chinese are back to their old tricks of shoving hundreds of thousands into "re-education" camps.

This time with muslims.

It's like Mao never left!.

Ah well, the old ways are best.


I believe everyone in the world will be delighted when China becomes the world's remaining superpower.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 08:54 AM (9q7Dl)

Put me in China's corner on this one. islam is an evil ideology. We should be doing that here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:05 AM (WFV7d)

460 Nood pre-gardening.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 11:05 AM (cY3LT)

461 It seems to me that the church ought to be a place where people can hug-unless they just don't want to-without people thinking you're putting moves on them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 11:01 AM (vw6r3)


You'd think so, right? I mean, God's RIGHT THERE, people. He can see you, you know. It's not like you're going to get away with anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 11:06 AM (y87Qq)

462 Royal wedding is brought to you by Volvo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 11:06 AM (PUmDY)

463 454 Weasel is a mean, nasty, bitter curmudgeon!!!

BTW... it sure doesn't seem like weasel guppy lasted that long... when you come in October I give you leopard gecko, strong like bull...lives 10++ years...very easy to care for...you take on plane as emotional support gecko...no problems, ok!
Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2018 11:03 AM (kufk0)
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lin-duh knows!!!
I thing WG got some sort of crud and we didn't realize he was sick until it was too late. He went down pretty fast.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 11:06 AM (MVjcR)

464 Yes, and let's be specific. Those were cheetahs, which means it ended
the way it did. Had they been lions, the story would have been
completely different.



Well, to be fair, the cheetahs were probably interesting in snacking on the kids.

They were well within cheetah prey range.

And the cheetahs looked to be employing their usual tactics of rushing the group and trying to isolate the kids from panicking elders of the pack.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 11:06 AM (9q7Dl)

465 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2018 11:03 AM (7+qdf)

I think hugs are good. I just ask now because before I asked some people in other churches looked like they were about to jump out of their skin. I'm just trying to show I care about them-not make them feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 11:06 AM (vw6r3)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2018 11:07 AM (2K6fY)

467 for a full list of Dutch swear words and associated terms:

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Dutch

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2018 11:07 AM (2K6fY)

468 Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 11:06 AM (MVjcR)

Sorry about your guppy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 11:08 AM (vw6r3)

469 458 455 Imma gonna guess a woman who drops a filth biscuit in public and picks it up and throws it is probably a good bet for butt stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2018 11:04 AM (vV/gB)

But would ya wanna?
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Well its clear the store is open for business.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2018 11:08 AM (vV/gB)

470 468 Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 11:06 AM (MVjcR)

Sorry about your guppy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 11:08 AM (vw6r3)
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Thanks Fen. He had a good life.

Posted by: Weasel at May 19, 2018 11:09 AM (MVjcR)

471 We're secretly substituting Angela Merkel for Markle. Let's see if Harry notices.

Posted by: Uncle Laban at May 19, 2018 11:10 AM (/qEW2)

472 Cnn is virtue signaling with this crap wedding.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 11:16 AM (PUmDY)

473 i ain't watching any American crap on the wedding. I watched the Brit coverage; it was a nice, sedate program. Very calm. Then it was done and they were on to soccer.

I guess CNN needs filler.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 11:22 AM (w45mR)

474 469 458 455 Imma gonna guess a woman who drops a filth biscuit in public and picks it up and throws it is probably a good bet for butt stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2018 11:04 AM (vV/gB)

But would ya wanna?
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Well its clear the store is open for business.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 19, 2018 11:08 AM (vV/gB)

But has it been cleaned recently?

Posted by: Tami at May 19, 2018 11:27 AM (Enq6K)

475 http://bit.ly/2IzlVcv
+++++
John Clapper LIEING HIS ASS OFF

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 19, 2018 11:33 AM (y3aQB)

476 The only ties to Russia in Trump's campaign were people sent in by the corrupt CIA and FBI who planted evidence against innocent people they met in Trump's campaign.

Posted by: Rose at May 19, 2018 11:35 AM (qHeFI)

477 Good morning, my Horde!

At least for a few minutes anyway...

Posted by: TickledPink at May 19, 2018 11:40 AM (TL2pK)

478 I want my culture back. That safari article states that the family "two women and three small children" get out of the car to get better pictures. WTH? Did they never hear of working dads and shared vacations with friends? OR they did verify that this was *A* family and both women are trying to be the adventurous male influence doing the hold my beer stuff - with the tots in tow *&*
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 19, 2018 10:39 AM (84F5k)

Not so much the adventurous male "hold my beer" thing, as it is the Walt Disney, "Ooooh, they so cuuute!" thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:43 AM (WFV7d)

479 Good morning, Citizen Alberta Oil Peon. How's things?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 10:49 AM (y87Qq)

I am fine. Lovely day here, so I will soon head outside, and mow grass and play with cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:46 AM (WFV7d)

480 Which doesn't rule out drugs, but I'm sticking with my original assumption: serious psychotic disorder and/or borderline personality disorder.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2018 10:53 AM (cY3LT)

Hence, "street bum". because we don't institutionalize them either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2018 11:48 AM (WFV7d)

481 We must be doing something right.

Religion of Peace Update: Iranian President Rouhani: Muslim World Hates U.S. More Than Ever

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 19, 2018 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

482 240 In all fairness, the Tim Horton's waitress did tell the lady there weren't any booths open but she could have a stool at the counter.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2018 09:33 AM (m45I2)

LOL!

Posted by: Gem at May 19, 2018 12:26 PM (XoAz8)

483 42 Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2018 08:39 AM

"I have heard quitting smoking will kill you...
I'm worse for the wear but an 11 year ex smoker now. That was a tough addiction to beat."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hear that!! Goes to show how that nicotine fueled adrenaline keeps one going. It was the extreme fatigue/lack of energy that got me and had foiled many attempts to quit. Come to find out I had three(!) types of anemia which led to the diagnosis of a serious autoimmune disorder.
Yeah - the hardest thing I've ever done. Nine years smoke free now!
Congratulations on your accomplishment!! Saluté!

Posted by: Roozter at May 19, 2018 03:11 PM (lEynA)

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