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There's Been Another Sighting of Florida Man: Caption This: AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com (All one word, no spaces) ----------- Job related prayer requests:I apologize for any errors. Please contact FenelonDirection18 (at gmail.com) for additions or changes. ----------- Please contact FenelonSpoke through email, as she cannot be around for many of the posts in threads. Feel free to copy and paste emails to her for Prayer Requests. Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis: http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Click here and the Babylon Bee will generate a church name for you. My favorite is "Cornerstone Non-Denominational But Actually Baptist Fellowship." Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I may be Firsticles?
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM) Posted by: Nikki at May 16, 2018 11:10 AM (r9UYA) 3
Love what Nikki Haley did...my caption for that picture would be 'shut up, bitch. I'm outta here'
Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu) 4
Is that a bump stock?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2018 11:10 AM (IqV8l) 5
Nikki's caboose isn't that big-the dress wasn't doing her any favors.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:10 AM (3dsTO) 6
You may
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (9iLHi) 7
Good morning.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (bvAmh) 8
Now THAT"S an assault rifle!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (i/+aM) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (9Om/r) 10
I think she was wearing an outer coat? and since she was striding out, it ballooned out rather unattractively.
Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (a0IVu) 11
willowed:
465 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left???? Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi) Yeah. And "bribery." Where do they get this shit from? Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (7uYFy) They pull it directly out of their asses. It doesn't really mean anything. Like "racist", "misogynist", "homophobe", etc. They're all just slurs. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (ITfBP) 12
Would you like to grip my barrel?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (3dsTO) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (ymnmz) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (VM6ev) 15
If you had to sit all day at the UN, you would wear a bathrobe too.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (evDmp) 16
In December 2016, Painter replaced David Brock as vice-chairman of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW).[2][12] He has been a member of the American Law Institute since 2014.[8] As of May 2017, he is the S. Walter Richey Professor of Corporate Law at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.[10][2]
+++++ Only think you need to know about DICK Painter +++++ Willowed from last thread Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (y3aQB) 17
There's a video on the twatter that shows a row of shrouded Palestinian 'corpses' from the recent festivities. Sadly, one or two of them are quite itchy, and keep scratching themselves beneath the shrouds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM) 18
Bottom pic - looks like a 2 gauge punt gun.
Bow mounted in a dingy. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (RkYsP) 19
Trump still looks like the alpha dog next to Thanos.
Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (PA57R) 20
Punt gun! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (pNxlR) 21
Yay, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (kqsXK) 22
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willowed: 465 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left???? Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi) Yeah. And "bribery." Where do they get this shit from? Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (7uYFy) They pull it directly out of their asses. It doesn't really mean anything. Like "racist", "misogynist", "homophobe", etc. They're all just slurs. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (ITfBP) They use words like talismans. If they invoke the word then reality must change to match the words. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (ymnmz) 23
17 There's a video on the twatter that shows a row of shrouded Palestinian 'corpses' from the recent festivities. Sadly, one or two of them are quite itchy, and keep scratching themselves beneath the shrouds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM) They are extras from a Roger al-Qorman movie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (VM6ev) 24
Ha, that punt gun pic does make the rounds...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (AM1GF) 25
Cunning punt gun! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (pNxlR) 26
Heh. If you Google "punt gun" guess what's the first image that comes up? Yep, that one.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (3dsTO) 27
th!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (pNxlR) 28
Maybe the men holding the gun are only 3 feet tall.
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (EzdLW) 29
Label: The Punt Gun; or How Herr Hogg Soiled Himself.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (hLRSq) 30
Spoiler Alert.... Thanos was a bit of a mope in the movie.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (ymnmz) 31
I just got "Smoldering Inspirational Coffee Shop and also Church" and I busted out laughing! One of those just opened in an older downtown building here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (k1TUh) 32
>>What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????
It's a parallel universe, with its own vernacular/definitions for words. Their definition of treason does not match ours, no doubt. My guess would be "stealing the election," "destroying the planet" by pulling out of the Paris Accords, or possibly starting WWIII by pulling out of the Iran deal? Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (W+vEI) 33
Willowed:
Richard W. Painter @RWPUSA - I should've mentioned. He's a senatorial candidate from Minnesota running as an independent. --- If Texas ever secedes, we'll take everything north to Canada, except for Minnesota. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (RkYsP) 34
THE LEFT IS THE PARTY OF MAKE BELIEVE.
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 16, 2018 11:15 AM (eY/ez) 35
The church name generator is a hoot. Mine is Smoldering Hurricane Coffee Shop and Also Church. I want that to be real.
Since I am currently dealing with church issues (Fenelon, I know you understand budget issues within the church) I really want that church to be real, because I would so go there. Posted by: moki at May 16, 2018 11:15 AM (V+V48) 36
American Law Institute
American Law Institute Logo.gif Abbreviation ALI Formation 1923; 95 years ago Headquarters Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Director Richard Revesz President Roberta Cooper Ramo Website ali.org The American Law Institute (ALI) was established in 1923 to promote the clarification and simplification of United States common law and its adaptation to changing social needs.[1] Members of ALI include law professors, attorneys, judges and other professionals in the legal industry. ALI writes documents known as "treatises", which are summaries of state common law (legal principles that come out of state court decisions.) Many courts and legislatures look to ALI's treatises as authoritative reference material concerning many legal issues. However, some legal experts and the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia have voiced concern about ALI rewriting the law as they want it to be instead of as it is.[2] ++++ DICK Painter is also a member of this Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 11:15 AM (y3aQB) 37
28 Maybe the men holding the gun are only 3 feet tall."
The Hobbits Take Washington!!! Maybe it's just Jay Acosta and that Scaramucci dude. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 11:15 AM (k1TUh) 38
I clicked the church name generator and got "Diverse Hurricane Collective." LOL!
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (XKZwp) 39
I have become the bookend of threads; at least the ending part. Sometimes the beginning..... sigh.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (0OmEj) 40
Sadly, one or two of them are quite itchy, and keep scratching themselves beneath the shrouds. This conflict has been hell to pay for their flea circus export business Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (pNxlR) 41
Florida Man Charged for Eating Pancakes in Middle of the Road They charged him for eating pancakes? Fla is a police state !!! Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (EzdLW) 42
willowed:
487 Yeah. And "bribery." Where do they get this shit from? Posted by: JoeF. Bribery? I'd bet they consider paying Stormy Daniels a "bribe". Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (RkYsP) Perhaps that emolument clause thing with the hotel in Indonesia and the amusement park next to it that is supposed to be built by a Chinese company? It is hard to keep the Left's fever-dreams straight. Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (hLRSq) Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (hLRSq) 43
>>There's a video on the twatter that shows a row of shrouded Palestinian 'corpses' from the recent festivities. Sadly, one or two of them are quite itchy, and keep scratching themselves beneath the shrouds.
According to the responses that video is 4 years old. HOWEVER, yeah, it illustrates quite effectively how there numbers are BS. They haven't been calling it "Paliwood" for many years for nothing. Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI) 44
Flip Wilson had The Church of What's Happening Now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (+y/Ru) 45
Richard Painter had a tough childhood.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 11:17 AM (8jDbj) 46
Having spent way too much time in the left's fever swamps, I can tell you that the "treason" is that Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the election.
In their world, this was settled long ago. The collusion is a proven fact, Trump is guilty as sin and everybody who isn't an inbred hillbilly deplorable has known this for a long time now. They do live in a parallel world. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:17 AM (3dsTO) 47
Speaking of a sighting of Florida Man, whatever happened to Heineken Man from Nawlins?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 11:17 AM (ctuyM) Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 11:17 AM (y3aQB) 49
Paliwood..lol...the guy on crutches who could suddenly start jumping and running was pretty damn funny.
Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 11:17 AM (MVpMt) Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (FE7Lu) 52
The Palestinians are too stupid, too violent and too corrupt to run their own little patch in Gaza. Place could be a tourist hotspot, but no, they're off rioting and grievance mongering. No one really gives a damn about them anyway. Expelled from Jordan, expelled from Tunisia, expelled from Lebanon. If they were shoveled into Egypt they'd all be dead in a week. Their sole purpose is to be used as a club with which to beat Israel and the US. And even those who were using the club are giving up on them. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (2MOq/) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (bT8Z4) 55
According to the responses that video is 4 years old. HOWEVER, yeah, it illustrates quite effectively how there numbers are BS. They haven't been calling it "Paliwood" for many years for nothing."
The video from the last couple of days that was hilarious was of a pali appearing to painfully walk across the field on a pair of crutches, and then some firing and tear gas starts to get close to him, so he throws the crutches over his shoulder and runs away. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (k1TUh) 56
On the picture caption I submit this:
"For shame Doc. Huntin' rabbits with an elephant gun!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHTUDwc1fd8 Posted by: Publius Redux at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (Fb9aZ) 57
Get the pancake man some salt!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (8jDbj) Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (EzdLW) 60
I'm probably one of the few people who post here that knows next to nothing about guns, but something tells me that gun is cumbersome, hard to fire and probably very inaccurate...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (7uYFy) Posted by: Todler at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x) 62
They use words like talismans. If they invoke the word then reality must change to match the words.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (ymnmz) There's a good essay to be written on the left and their magical thinking. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (ITfBP) 63
It's not too much gun if two men can lift it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (+y/Ru) Posted by: pookysgirl at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (XKZwp) 65
I have to ask - why was he eating in the middle of the road? as in, did he have some sort of a reason when asked?
Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (a0IVu) 66
57 Get the pancake man some salt!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (8jDbj) Dude, that's for French toast only. What are you, a heathen?? (With much love to CBD) Posted by: moki at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (V+V48) 67
Who doesn't like their pancakes with a side of exhaust fumes?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (3dsTO) 68
Thank you for keeping the prayer list.
Wife had a wicked flare up this weekend and while in the ER, asked the Chaplain to pray for those that pray for her. That is you - you Morons. XOXOX Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (4mIHO) 69
Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA - I should've mentioned. He's a senatorial candidate from Minnesota running as an independent. --- If Texas ever secedes, we'll take everything north to Canada, except for Minnesota. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM He called himself a Republican that's it. It's a publicity stunt because he hates Trump and the press gladly humped his leg. And FWIW, MN has a higher gun ownership rate than TX, out here in the hinterlands it's red territory. Oh and we also have a metric fuck ton of water, so there! Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (3c1uO) 70
I got "Willow Sojourner's Church" Poor willow! Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM You show up for services on Sunday and find out they're already over. Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (EzdLW) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (i/+aM) 72
Cornerstone Non-Denominational But Actually Baptist Fellowship
Young adult and marriage couples Sunday School Parties requires beer, wine, and alcohol to be consumed in not see thru plastic cup and on software may be display in open. Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (JFO2v) 73
38 I clicked the church name generator and got "Diverse Hurricane Collective." LOL!
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (XKZwp) I saw Diverse Hurricane Collective open for Earth Wind and Fire at the Spectrum in 1979. Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (9De+S) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (pNxlR) 75
What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????
Emoluments!! When he goes to his resort at Mar a Lago the tax money he's spending goes directly into his own pocket. You can still find lefties spazzing out about this on Twitter on occasion. No, they don't care about all the lefties in Congress passing bills that directly enrich themselves or friends or family members. Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (iv0p7) 76
"but something tells me that gun is cumbersome,"
How so? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (i/+aM) lol. It would be like having a 20" cock. Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (7uYFy) 77
Is that a puckle gun? Could kill a lot of ducks with that, if those two guys would put the gun back in the boat.
Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (kYU4t) 78
Hey Frank, how's the kickback on this thing? Oh it's not bad at all Sam. (snicker)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (3c1uO) 79
>>There's a video on the twatter that shows a row of shrouded Palestinian 'corpses' from the recent festivities. Sadly, one or two of them are quite itchy, and keep scratching themselves beneath the shrouds.
I remember a video from a couple years ago of a Palestinian funeral procession. Unfortunately, the pall bearers were a bit clumsy and during the march they dropped the shroud covered platform they were carrying the body on. No worries, the dead guy just rolled over, got up and walked away. Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (/tuJf) 80
I love the Punt Gun. Some were actually mounted to small boat the could silently row into herds of waterfowl and kill dozens with a single shot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v) 81
76 It would be like having a 20" cock.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (7uYFy) Just another day on DeviantArt.... Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (9De+S) 82
Hmm...and my church is...
Extremely Worldly Typhoon Church Oh eff that. Let's see what else... Sky-High Shady Fellowship ...the heck? OK, third time's the charm... Grace Totally Not A Cult Shopping Mall ...oh hell, someone point me to a synagogue, the Jews never had this problem... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (AM1GF) 83
68 Thank you for keeping the prayer list.
Wife had a wicked flare up this weekend and while in the ER, asked the Chaplain to pray for those that pray for her. That is you - you Morons. XOXOX Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2018 11:19 AM (4mIHO) Awww. Also, I'm so sorry for her flare up. I hope she is feeling better. Prayers up for her, you and the prayer list. So many of ours have been answered, just this week. I am grateful for the people who are willing to intercede for me. I am happy to do it for anyone who asks. Posted by: moki at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (V+V48) 84
Red Solo Cup Full Immersion Baptist Chapel Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (pNxlR) 85
Oops, it's a punt gun. Puckle gun is something else.
Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (kYU4t) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (3dsTO) Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (QQ+il) Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Shep! at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (FE7Lu) 90
Poor willow! Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM Heard tell someone was giving her crap and she's left. Who would do something like that? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 11:23 AM (2MOq/) 91
4th and long. Bring out the gun.
Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2018 11:23 AM (7n4KQ) 92
What would it take to create a Horde-sourced charitable fund for 'Rons and 'Ettes who are struggling? I'm thinking of Mr Feverhead particularly, but a couple of the others on the list could be given a lot of peace of mind with (relatively) small sums.
It would need to be a method that doesn't destroy the taxes of either donors or recipients, naturally, and I don't know if there is a better option than Go-Fund-Me which has taken political sides with the progs. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 16, 2018 11:23 AM (rp9xB) 93
Well, if Pancake Guy gets run over by a steam roller, at least his breakfast will be unhurt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 11:23 AM (WFV7d) 94
"The Mossad" twitter feed clears it up. 50 of 6 killed were Hamas warrior; baby death not related to protest, etc.:
Hamas: Our goal is to destroy Israel. MSM: You don't mean it! H: Oh we do. Here's our plan to kidnap and kill Israelis. M: What about the peaceful people the IDF killed? H: Peaceful? No 50 of them were our terrorists. M: You mean freedom fighters H: No, we do terror. M: So brave! https://twitter.com/TheMossadIL/status/ 996736994502995968 Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:23 AM (W+vEI) 95
Hamas has openly claimed 50 of the dead are their people. People on Titter are still claiming the people killed are unarmed women and children.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 11:23 AM (iv0p7) Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (bT8Z4) 97
BREAKING
Trump to Thanos: I have a gauntlet too. And it's bigger than yours. Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (EzdLW) 98
My church name is:
Willow Sojourners' Church But Not Like THAT Kind of Church Willow - is that your church too? Posted by: Publius Redux at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (Fb9aZ) 99
Having spent way too much time in the left's fever swamps, I can tell you that the "treason" is that Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the election.
And importing millions of illegals and letting them vote isn't collusion? How is that any different than Russia meddling? Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (RkYsP) 100
Worst thing is finding a place to use it.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (Bdeb0) Yep you never hear look at the size of that hooha Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (GdWl+) 102
Willow Doesn't Live Here Anymore (snif)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (3dsTO) 103
I have seen that bottom picture before.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (mpXpK) 104
Rotten. Willow was nice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (8jDbj) 105
BREAKING: School shooting at Dixon High School. School resource officer confronted a high-school aged gunman. That teen fired, and the resource officer fired back and hit the gunman. The resource officer was not hit. All Dixon schools now on lock down.
Hard to say what's going on here. Teen gunman was shot but not killed and is in custody. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (+y/Ru) 106
Sigh. "Fiery Tornado Potluck" I can live with.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (AM1GF) 107
Paliwood..lol...the guy on crutches who could suddenly start jumping and running was pretty damn funny.
Even the walking on the crutches wasn't convincing, he'd take a step and then swing the crutch all the way around his shoulder. If you were actually in need of crutches that would cause you to fall. Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (ZGrMX) 108
80 I love the Punt Gun. Some were actually mounted to small boat the could silently row into herds of waterfowl and kill dozens with a single shot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v) You could probably make entire species extinct with just one shot. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (ITfBP) 109
May have been mentioned, but if not, Laura Ingraham was saying Reuters is reporting that the Denham stunt is doa, per Paul Ryan. Not gonna happen. He's apparently working on something with PDT that is comprehensive in nature. Cue the nail biting.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (mQ0Mc) 110
Blazing Typhoon Gathering
Posted by: filbert at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (953wK) 111
86 Super-Lit Corinthian Church
Is that One Corinthians or Two Corinthians? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (3dsTO) Two and a half Corinthians. It was a hit show back in the reign of Emperor Vespasian. Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (hLRSq) 112
I can't believe eating pancakes in the middle of the street is a crime.
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (2LelM) 113
106 Sigh. "Fiery Tornado Potluck" I can live with.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (AM1GF) I LOVE that!!! It must be a Texas church. Posted by: moki at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (V+V48) 114
I got Sky-High Shady Tabernacle. A refresh got me Willow Typhoon Church, which I greatly prefer.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR) 115
Pancakes in the middle of the road
Pancakes in the middle of the road Pancakes in the middle of the road Florida Man, eatin' Posted by: Loudon Wainwright III at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (953wK) 116
Fuck Costco in particular.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (wdmm9) 117
New name for the NY pols having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves: "Woke Hug-Giving Squad."
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (XKZwp) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (aljs9) 119
Carrots in Lime Jello for Full Remission of Your Sins Prayerful Fellowship Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (pNxlR) 120
BREAKING: School shooting at Dixon High School. School resource officer confronted a high-school aged gunman.
Holy fuckbuckets. I graduated from Dixon High School. Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (ZGrMX) 121
It would need to be a method that doesn't destroy the taxes of either donors or recipients, naturally, and I don't know if there is a better option than Go-Fund-Me which has taken political sides with the progs.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette Isn't the a different one than GFM? Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (RkYsP) 122
112 I can't believe eating pancakes in the middle of the street is a crime.
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (2LelM) Selling lemonade on the sidewalk is a felony in some jurisdictions. Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (7n4KQ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (GdWl+) Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (EzdLW) 126
According to the responses that video is 4 years
old. HOWEVER, yeah, it illustrates quite effectively how there numbers are BS. They haven't been calling it "Paliwood" for many years for nothing. Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI) I remember some years years ago seeing one dude in the pics that was a rescue worker, then a casualty, then a casualty once again somewhere else. All they produce is bullshit, probably why the left loves them. Its the same crap they pulled in iraq when we supposedly bombed a baby milk factory, and all these "workers" had "baby milk factory" on the back of their clothes....in english. Not the name of the company, noooo who does that? I mean, over here people who work at Gerber have clothes that say Baby Food Dude. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2018 11:28 AM (9Om/r) 127
80 I love the Punt Gun. Some were actually mounted to small boat the could silently row into herds of waterfowl and kill dozens with a single shot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v) And that type of small boat was called...a punt. And now you know the rest of the story. Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:28 AM (hLRSq) 128
I love the Punt Gun. Some were actually mounted to small boat the could silently row into herds of waterfowl and kill dozens with a single shot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v) You could probably make entire species extinct with just one shot. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine It's the Infinity Shotgun! Kills half of all birds in one shot... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:28 AM (AM1GF) 129
It's a musket, so totally ok to arm my militia with, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2018 11:28 AM (wdmm9) 130
>>There's a good essay to be written on the left and their magical thinking.
Sarah Hoyt just wrote a great essay on the Left's language/reality: "The Semantic Whoredom of the Left" https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/ the-semantic-whoredom-of-the-left/ Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI) 131
Super-Lit Corinthian Church
Is that One Corinthians or Two Corinthians? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Pastor Rich Leathers? Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (RkYsP) 132
86 Super-Lit Corinthian Church
Is that One Corinthians or Two Corinthians? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (3dsTO) Two and a half Corinthians. It was a hit show back in the reign of Emperor Vespasian. Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (hLRSq) Eighty-six Corinthians, obviously. Paul had a LOT to say to the city of Corinth. Or it's a drinking (?) song . . . Eighty-six Corinthians on the wall, Eighty-six Corinthians, Take one down, Pass him around, Eighty-five Corinthians on the wall . . . Posted by: filbert at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (953wK) 133
Some of us are just better punters than you!
Posted by: David at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (J1psU) 134
99 Having spent way too much time in the left's fever swamps, I can tell you that the "treason" is that Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the election.
And importing millions of illegals and letting them vote isn't collusion? How is that any different than Russia meddling? Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:24 AM (RkYsP) There is to be no argument about this whatsoever. Trying to muddle things up with "facts" is not tolerated. Trump is guilty of colluding with the Russians. God Emperor Mueller (PBUH) indicted eighty gazillion Trump associates already, for Gaia's sake, and eleventy hundred US intelligence agencies say that Trump is guilty of collusion and also is a big doody-head. Aren't you deplorables paying attention? Plus, Rachel says Drumpf will be frogmarched out of the White House that he stole and straight into Federal prison, any day now. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (3dsTO) Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0) 136
Is it just me, or are these Bablylon Bee church names kind of "Stormy"?
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (EzdLW) 137
That piece of shotgun goodness is a fine way to celebrate and use the second amendment. Party on!
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (0OmEj) 138
I can't believe eating pancakes in the middle of the street is a crime.
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 11:26 AM (2LelM) "Obstructing Traffic". A misdemeanor, I'd guess, most places. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (WFV7d) 139
Our NATO ally:
ERDOGAN URGES ISLAMIC WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST ISRAEL Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler Sadly, most of European NATO seems to agree. Who exactly won WWII again? Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (AM1GF) 140
Holy fuckbuckets. I Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (ZGrMX) ... that's about as relevant as I can get. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (pNxlR) 141
41 Florida Man Charged for Eating Pancakes in Middle of the Road
They charged him for eating pancakes? Fla is a police state !!! i dunno. seems like whenever i go out to eat pancakes, i get charged, too. and i'm expected to leave a tip. Posted by: Anachronda at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (v3pYe) 142
80 I love the Punt Gun. Some were actually mounted to small boat the could silently row into herds of waterfowl and kill dozens with a single shot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v) herds of waterfowl? Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (mPeei) 144
Hey VIA, how is it that Ruppersberger lives in a house in a gated community valued at over $900K despite being "in public service" for over 30 years.
Interesting that the Maryland real property website shows that he purchased the house on 11-17-1998 for $0. He was the county executive. No records prior to that. Strange huh? Posted by: Timon at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (NTM5E) 145
I guess pussy-grabbing is now OK:
DISNEY considers letting PIXAR co-founder return after unwanted touching allegations... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru) 146
I love the Punt Gun. Some were actually mounted to small boat the could silently row into herds of waterfowl and kill dozens with a single shot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v) And that type of small boat was called...a punt. And now you know the rest of the story. Posted by: Mikey NTH Records exist of 90+ birds killed with one shot. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:31 AM (RkYsP) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 16, 2018 11:31 AM (GdWl+) 148
I remember a video from a couple years ago of a Palestinian funeral procession. Unfortunately, the pall bearers were a bit clumsy and during the march they dropped the shroud covered platform they were carrying the body on.
No worries, the dead guy just rolled over, got up and walked away. I saw a side by side set of pictures yesterday of similar fakery. Picture 1: Little boy squatting down, grinning into the camera. Around him are several slaughtered chickens and a lot of blood all over the ground. Picture 2: The chickens and feathers are nowhere to be seen, little boy is lying down in an awkward position, arranged to make it look like he's dead and surrounded by blood. Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 11:31 AM (iv0p7) 149
>>I remember some years years ago seeing one dude in the pics that was a rescue worker, then a casualty, then a casualty once again somewhere else
Or the bombed ambulances....that have rust eating away at the holes made by the "recent" bombings. Uh, OK, sure you didn't just tow that clunker to that location and have people pose as dead ambulance passengers beside it.... Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI) 150
And that type of small boat was called...a punt. And now you know the rest of the story Probably not smart to point it to face across the vessel's beam and blast away. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:32 AM (pNxlR) 151
Nikki will be President one day.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf) 152
And that type of small boat was called...a punt.
And now you know the rest of the story. Posted by: Mikey NTH And if it were operated by Hillary? A c... punt boat. Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2018 11:32 AM (8ikIW) 153
"The Horde Goes Squirrel Hunting"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 11:33 AM (Boy/L) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2018 11:33 AM (IqV8l) 155
hey mister tally man, tally my banana
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2018 11:33 AM (o4kib) 156
Beaver gun?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 16, 2018 11:33 AM (0OmEj) 157
Cedarpinegrove Inspirational Social Club
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (pNxlR) 159
123 Our NATO ally:
ERDOGAN URGES ISLAMIC WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST ISRAEL Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru) King Barry really wanted us to have to fight on the side of Islam if any shooting broke out, between Erdogan and the Iran Deal (PDT probably shouldn't have allowed a 90 day sunset). Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (9De+S) 160
Walking out like that, delicious
The asslifting prick likely was on the verge of screamo-spaz frothing stroke I WANT TO SEE THAT Posted by: KenH at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (gr9CW) 161
Isn't the a different one than GFM?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (RkYsP) It seems like I heard of one, but I can't remember what it's called at all. I vote we get Weasel and bluebell to put their non-profit creating experience to practice since having *me* be in charge of such a thing would be a terrible plan. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (rp9xB) 162
"Friendly Tornado Gathering !"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (xJrIn) 163
Maybe IHOP wouldn't let Florida man use the restrooms, so he took his pancakes to the streets in protest.
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (EzdLW) 164
I remember some years years ago seeing one dude in the pics that was a rescue worker, then a casualty, then a casualty once again somewhere else. All they produce is bullshit, probably why the left loves them. Its the same crap they pulled in iraq when we supposedly bombed a baby milk factory, and all these "workers" had "baby milk factory" on the back of their clothes....in english. Not the name of the company, noooo who does that? I mean, over here people who work at Gerber have clothes that say Baby Food Dude. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2018 11:28 AM (9Om/r) Green Helmet Guy!!! Posted by: Timon at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (NTM5E) 165
Look at him sitting there eating pancakes like he owns the place.
Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (xjiRE) 166
ERDOGAN URGES ISLAMIC WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST ISRAEL
They're united against Iran, instead. And his ass is gonna be next if he doesn't STFU. Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (ZGrMX) 167
"The Horde Goes Squirrel Hunting"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 11:33 AM (Boy/L) Squirrel? Where? WHERE??? Posted by: filbert at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (953wK) 168
151 Nikki will be President one day.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf) Though it would be funny if Mueller indicted her, after she went on record to defend him. Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (9De+S) 169
Nikki will be President one day.
Look, I have it on good authority that Americans don't like women in positions of power. That old drunk hag in the back braces at the end of bar says so. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (Boy/L) 170
Okay, the punt gun pic reminds me way too much of: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030430
"Ho! Leedle recoil problem dere, sir!" Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (wbY28) 171
Those Palis - always willing to stage shows. What troupers! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (pNxlR) 172
Church of Doesn't Matter , Say Saints.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 11:36 AM (MVpMt) 173
I got "Willow Sojourner's Church"
Poor willow! Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM You show up for services on Sunday and find out they're already over. Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (EzdLW) You owe me a new monitor... Posted by: Todler at May 16, 2018 11:36 AM (8D42x) 174
there was a 3 Corinthians but it is a faaake.
the epistle of Clement is the actual sequel to Paul's letters. a bit wordy though. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2018 11:36 AM (o4kib) 175
109 May have been mentioned, but if not, Laura Ingraham was saying Reuters is reporting that the Denham stunt is doa, per Paul Ryan. Not gonna happen. He's apparently working on something with PDT that is comprehensive in nature.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (mQ0Mc) Why am I not comforted by this? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:36 AM (ITfBP) 176
You'll rot in hell
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0) ========= This is about me, isn't it? *hic* Posted by: Hillary at May 16, 2018 11:36 AM (vg8iE) 177
I sometimes wonder if the Left's actual reason for screaming "TREASON" is that King Barry more or less officially declared that We as a Nation were on the side of Islam from now on, and PDT has pretty much thrown that out.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:36 AM (9De+S) 178
Incidentally, Hamas has now admitted that at least 50 of the 60 dead were their operatives. I'm sure the media will apologize any minute now.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 11:36 AM (ZGrMX) 179
Nikki will be President one day.
I'm still holding a grudge over the confederate flag capitulation. Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 11:37 AM (QQ+il) 180
123 Our NATO ally:
ERDOGAN URGES ISLAMIC WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST ISRAEL Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru) How bad does it have to get before Turkey just gets booted from NATO? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP) 181
herds of waterfowl?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (Bdeb0) gaggle flock murder blight vatican party descent worm constellation Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:37 AM (JFO2v) 182
Worst thing is finding a place to use it.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (Bdeb0) And whipping it out when you need it most.... Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (7uYFy) 183
123 Our NATO ally:
ERDOGAN URGES ISLAMIC WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST ISRAEL Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru) "Mister we could use a man like Kemal Ataturk again..." Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (ITfBP) 184
The best paliwood scene I saw was years ago. Israel shelled the shit out of some terrorist hovel. CNN had the camera rolling while 10 camel shaggers held a gurney with someone on it. No one moving. Someone screams something and on cue bedlam ensues.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (8jDbj) 185
Having spent way too much time in the left's fever swamps, I can tell you that the "treason" is that Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the election.
And importing millions of illegals and letting them vote isn't collusion? How is that any different than Russia meddling? What are you, some sort of conspiracy theorist?!? We have no proof of significant numbers of illegals voting (soto voce: because we block any efforts that might help identify illegal votes). We have proof of Trump collusion. We have an investigation and indictments. Indictments!! /s Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (iv0p7) 186
If you*re gonna eat pancakes in a manner that gets you arrested, you should at least use real maple syrup.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (ZOlfu) 187
there was a 3 Corinthians but it is a faaake.
Started out as "Dear Corinthians, I never thought that I would be writing this, but sometimes, life can get pretty crazy Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (Bdeb0) 188
Super-Lit Corinthian Church
Is that One Corinthians or Two Corinthians? Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:22 AM (3dsTO) how's the leather? Posted by: Todler at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (8D42x) 189
herds of waterfowl?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:30 AM (Bdeb0) gaggle flock murder blight vatican party descent worm constellation Posted by: rhennigantx Metric Shite Tonne Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2018 11:39 AM (8ikIW) 190
Squirrel?
Where? WHERE??? Posted by: filbert at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (953wK) I worked with easily distracted guy and 1 day had to tell him just cause you see a squirrel you dont have to chase it! Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:39 AM (JFO2v) 191
How bad does it have to get before Turkey just gets booted from NATO?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP) They should have had their silly asses booted out with that stunt they pulled when we invaded iraq and they fucked over the 4th ID. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2018 11:39 AM (9Om/r) 192
183 123 Our NATO ally:
ERDOGAN URGES ISLAMIC WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST ISRAEL Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru) "Mister we could use a man like Vlad the Impaler again..." Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:40 AM (ITfBP) 193
how's the leather?
Posted by: Todler at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (8D42x) ======== A little chafing, but once I get in the sling, I will forget about it. Thanks for asking! Posted by: Shep! at May 16, 2018 11:40 AM (vg8iE) 194
Caption this
The Terror of Tiny Town Goes To Washington. Posted by: Downcast at May 16, 2018 11:40 AM (HLZqQ) 195
I sometimes wonder if the Left's actual reason for screaming "TREASON" is that King Barry more or less officially declared that We as a Nation were on the side of Islam from now on, and PDT has pretty much thrown that out.
Posted by: Hikaru But Obola wasn't a muzzie. Yeah. Right. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:40 AM (RkYsP) 196
163 Maybe IHOP wouldn't let Florida man use the restrooms, so he took his pancakes to the streets in protest. Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (EzdLW) You don't know me but I'm your server I get paid to work here in this living hell You don't know my kind in your world Fairly soon pancakes you'll smell You... Telling me the things you're gonna order from me I ain't blind and I don't like what I think I see Takin' it to the streets (takin' it to the streets) Takin' it to the streets (no more need for seconds) Takin' it to the streets (Oh, oh-oh, nah, nah) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 11:40 AM (pNxlR) 197
Those Palis - always willing to stage shows. What troupers!
- The show must go on! And on! And on! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Ricardo Montalban, dead but still mas macho at May 16, 2018 11:40 AM (Boy/L) 199
How bad does it have to get before Turkey just gets booted from NATO?
===== Turkish dual citizens in Germany won't allow that. Turkish elections are big in GDR and there was a small kerfluffle about Turkish pols campaigning in Germany. I really dislike dual citizenship here. See Eurabia for the hideous examples. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 11:41 AM (MIKMs) 200
17 There's a video on the twatter that shows a row of shrouded Palestinian 'corpses' from the recent festivities. Sadly, one or two of them are quite itchy, and keep scratching themselves beneath the shrouds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM) I saw that. Apparently, it's an old video (4 years ago..in Egypt I think it said). But that doesn't mean they're not lying sack of shit. Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2018 11:42 AM (Enq6K) 201
The Babylon Bee has an item about progressives tearing down signs for one way streets. It shocks me that it hasn't actually happened.
Why can't we just choose which way we want to go. Posted by: Northernlurker light at May 16, 2018 11:42 AM (nBr1j) Posted by: Caitlyn at May 16, 2018 11:43 AM (vg8iE) 203
Erdogan's a scumbag. If he cares so much for the Palis, maybe he should take a few hundred thousand in....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:43 AM (7uYFy) 204
They do live in a parallel world.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 11:17 AM (3dsTO) --- Is that the world that Obamacare works in? Seems like some Dem-lite Repubs--like McCain--can see into that world sometimes. In that world, health premiums aren't set to go up as much as possibly 50%. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 11:44 AM (vDqXW) 205
welcome to the church of Woke Valley Potluck!
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:44 AM (9iLHi) 206
Dual citizenship, dueling loyalties
Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:44 AM (7uYFy) 207
My point exactly.
Posted by: Caitlyn at May 16, 2018 11:43 AM (vg8iE) Well, you now have to go sitting down. No choice for you. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 11:44 AM (WFV7d) 208
>>Why can't we just choose which way we want to go.
You laugh... I had a woman turn the wrong way on a one way hit me on my bike and this was her response. Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (3M4WN) 209
Has Obama been able to hang out with his best friend Erdogan lately?
Posted by: Northernlurker light at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (nBr1j) 210
Having spent way too much time in the left's fever swamps, I can tell you that the "treason" is that Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the election.
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ITfBP) 211
203 Erdogan's a scumbag. If he cares so much for the Palis, maybe he should take a few hundred thousand in....
Posted by: JoeF Just get rid of the Armenians and the have al kinds of room. Oh, the tried that already. Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (Bdeb0) 212
Maybe IHOP wouldn't let Florida man use the restrooms, so he took his pancakes to the streets in protest. Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 11:34 AM (EzdLW) I'm guessing he identifies as a short stack of pancakes and eating pancakes in the middle of the street is the best way to become one. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (10vO4) 213
My church name is the Glory Shady Tabernacle.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2018 11:46 AM (yTnCT) 214
So, Haley again. All right.
Though it would be funny if Mueller indicted her, after she went on record to defend him. Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:35 AM (9De+S) that interview was fun. Apparently she is not a fan of Trump's communication style either. Me thinks she is building an alternative future where she is not burdened by DJT legacy. Posted by: runner at May 16, 2018 11:46 AM (bUjCl) 215
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ITfBP) And what completely went over his head is the fact that if the Russians were actually able to do that, we'd have bigger problems than Trump. Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:46 AM (7uYFy) Posted by: runner at May 16, 2018 11:47 AM (bUjCl) 217
Trump is guilty of treason because he is killing our democracy.
Where "democracy" is short for Democratocracy. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 11:47 AM (vDqXW) 218
205 welcome to the church of Woke Valley Potluck!
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:44 AM (9iLHi) Grew up Baptist. Went to Methodist Church with wife. I think Methodist need a covered dish to get into Heaven. Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 11:47 AM (JFO2v) 219
My church name is Cedarpinegrove Typhoon Cult.
Posted by: Northernlurker light at May 16, 2018 11:47 AM (nBr1j) 220
I would normally be worried about Russia being prepared to step in if we ever booted Turkey out of NATO but , even though their relationship has gotten better, It's still a shaky one.
It's only been a couple of years since Turkey shot down a Russian plane IIRC . Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 11:47 AM (MVpMt) 221
And what completely went over his head is the fact that if the Russians were actually able to do that, we'd have bigger problems than Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:46 AM (7uYFy) --- Yup. Bernie might have won the "write-in". Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 11:48 AM (vDqXW) 222
Trump is guilty of treason because he is killing our democracy.
Where "democracy" is short for Democratocracy. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 11:47 AM (vDqXW) It's spelled "Democrat-o-crazy." Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:48 AM (7uYFy) 223
And what completely went over his head is the fact that if the Russians were actually able to do that, we'd have bigger problems than Trump.
Posted by: JoeF It was the Beta version. Watch out for the update. Illinois will go even MORE for the democrat Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2018 11:48 AM (8ikIW) 224
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ITfBP) And you said, " Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."? Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2018 11:49 AM (Enq6K) 225
Nikki Haley seems like a bad-ass in pictures and quotes. But when you see the actual video of her saying something at the UN, she sounds... really nice and kind of apologetic.
(This may be a regional thing, though, where her anger is expressed at a wavelength that Northerners can't perceive.) Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at May 16, 2018 11:50 AM (PXbkt) 226
Yeah, that's a punt gun. In Michener's "Cheaspeake" there's a plot thread where a gaming official is trying to track down a punt gun. Posted by: ArthurK at May 16, 2018 11:50 AM (24wOG) 227
If Texas ever secedes, we'll take everything north to Canada, except for Minnesota.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:14 AM (RkYsP) Minnesota's pretty. We can just drive out all the men.....well, there aren't any of those. But, kill all the XY chromosome possessors, see the remaining inhabitants driven before us into Canada, and hear the lamentations of their XX chromosome possessors! Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 16, 2018 11:50 AM (9BLnV) 228
It's spelled "Democrat-o-crazy." Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:48 AM (7uYFy) Demonic-cracy Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 11:50 AM (10vO4) 229
And what completely went over his head is the fact that if the Russians were actually able to do that, we'd have bigger problems than Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:46 AM (7uYFy) What I should have told him is it makes more sense if the Russians hacked the election in favor of Hillary, since she is the one with a lot more "inside Washington" connections then Trump ever had. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:51 AM (ITfBP) 230
Why can't we just choose which way we want to go.
You laugh... I had a woman turn the wrong way on a one way hit me on my bike and this was her response. Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (3M4WN) Sioux City finally figured out that the entire region hated its one-way tangle of streets downtown (you're not officially lost until you're in the stockyards), so they put in a highway bypass and let tons of businesses build out there by the mall. Now, if they could just finish the four-mile stretch of interstate that they've been working on for over ten years...... Posted by: pookysgirl at May 16, 2018 11:51 AM (XKZwp) 231
>>Why am I not comforted by this?
Ryan seems pretty clear on his position on this and this isn't the first time I've heard him say this. https://tinyurl.com/y7tfhyn7 Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 11:51 AM (/tuJf) 232
that interview was fun. Apparently she is not a fan of Trump's communication style either. Me thinks she is building an alternative future where she is not burdened by DJT legacy.
Posted by: runner Unemployment line will get her there quicker. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:51 AM (RkYsP) 233
Minnesota's pretty. We can just drive out all the men.....well, there aren't any of those. But, kill all the XY chromosome possessors, see the remaining inhabitants driven before us into Canada, and hear the lamentations of their XX chromosome possessors!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male Hey! I still have family up there, you know! Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:52 AM (AM1GF) 234
Caption: Next week i get my CCW!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 16, 2018 11:52 AM (oGRue) 235
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ITfBP) Well, if the Russians could do it. the Demonicrat Party must have done it to elect the gay mulatto twice. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 16, 2018 11:52 AM (9BLnV) 236
2 Does this white dress make my ass look huge?
Posted by: Nikki at May 16, 2018 11:10 AM (r9UYA) --- and inviting Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 16, 2018 11:53 AM (oGRue) 237
Yeah, that's a punt gun.
In Michener's "Cheaspeake" there's a plot thread where a gaming official is trying to track down a punt gun. Posted by: ArthurK Using a pound of powder to operate, just listen for the loud boom. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:53 AM (RkYsP) 238
Maybe Putin preferred Trump to Hillary because of the foul smell Hillary would bring with her everytime they'd get together for negotiations. The stains were impossible to get out of the chairs. She spent so much time bashing the United States it left him with nothing to say. He got really freaked out when her head rotated backwards.
Posted by: Northernlurker light less filing at May 16, 2018 11:53 AM (nBr1j) Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2018 11:53 AM (BRvh1) 240
Having spent way too much time in the left's fever swamps, I can tell
you that the "treason" is that Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the election. *** Yet we know that Hillary colluded with Russia through Fusion GPS, and colluded with China, Saudi Arabia, and Russia in the past. I would love to see one of our useless Republican congress critters demand an investigation into Chinese companies actions in the 2016 election. Odd that we've heard zip on that...no? Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 11:53 AM (eSx+E) 241
Hey! I still have family up there, you know!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:52 AM (AM1GF) Where? In Canada? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 16, 2018 11:53 AM (9BLnV) 242
225 Nikki Haley seems like a bad-ass in pictures and quotes. But when you see the actual video of her saying something at the UN, she sounds... really nice and kind of apologetic.
(This may be a regional thing, though, where her anger is expressed at a wavelength that Northerners can't perceive.) I've heard other statements and speeches Haley has made, and she really does sound badass, and on a wavelength I'm sure *everyone* was able to understand. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (ITfBP) 243
Nikki Haley is not a natural born citizen and therefore cannot run or hold POTUS or VP. There are solid reasons why our founders made it this way.
Nikki Haley was born on January 20, 1972 in Bamberg, South Carolina. Her parents, who originated from Punjab, India, were not Citizens of the United States at the time of her birth. Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (PA57R) 244
202 Why can't we just choose which way we want to go.
========== My point exactly. Posted by: Caitlyn at May 16, 2018 11:43 AM (vg8iE) --- You can go your own way Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (oGRue) 245
(This may be a regional thing, though, where her anger is expressed at a wavelength that Northerners can't perceive.)
I am an authentic Yankee and I get Nikki. She can't afford to be regional, her audience is the world. I think she makes it pretty clear where we stand and why. Also I would be thrilled to have her as our first girl president. Also I hope Hillary! lives long enough to see that and that there's PPV live footage of her meltdown. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (fuK7c) 246
Caption: 4th down Punt
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (Bdeb0) 247
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ITfBP) ======== Did you remind him that his godking stated, himself, that this was an impossibility? Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (vg8iE) 248
The Pali rage. Just another day ending in "y".
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (vtcmf) Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (xqfqx) 250
>>...beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win.
What is fact is that Obama's NHS attempted to hack Georgia's Sec. of State days after the election. What is also fact is that DHS Sec. Jeh Johnson announced shortly after the election that DHS found no evidence of an attack on Election Day. Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI) 251
Nikki's caboose isn't that big-the dress wasn't doing her any favors.
Huh, that dress kind of, ermm, "triggered" me. I won't get into specifics, but it'd fun if she left in on, while wearing a cowgirl hat. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (ty7RM) 252
Me thinks she is building an alternative future where she is not burdened by DJT legacy. Posted by: runner at May 16, 2018 11:46 AM This is where we step in and pass a law prohibiting Trump from firing Nikki. Posted by: GOPe Congress at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (EzdLW) 253
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win.
I've heard loads of lefties argue that Russia provided Trump with the Hillary emails. Here's where the "logic" gets confusing. There's nothing in the emails, Hillary sat and answered questions for hours and nothing came out of it. BUT, at the same time, the emails are totally real and public perception of them was bad. Trump's "collusion" then was receiving and disseminating true, but harmless emails, that stupid ammo-sexuals then blew up out of proportion and tilted the election in Trump's favor. And here's the best part: Receiving that info from a foreign power is the unconscionable treason. If you ask if that goes the same for the Steele "dossier", you either get incoherent mumbling, no answer, angry shouting, or my favorite, "The Steele dossier originated with the Republicans". Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (iv0p7) 254
If the Russians had hacked the election to install their puppet Trump, then there would Russian hit squads roaming the country killing anybody who spoke up and said, "Russia hacked the election." Why wouldn't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (WFV7d) 255
Heh. Felonia is a drunk and a witch. Putin despises drunks. He burns witches. Or so I hear-tell.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (fA1SL) 256
Punt guns were banned in 1860, part of "Sensible Gun Legislation".
Funny, we've had kids shot in schools since then. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (vDqXW) 257
I guess it's wrong to want to see video of the IDF using a couple punt guns on the Pali's at the border.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (k1TUh) 258
100 Worst thing is finding a place to use it.
Posted by: wrg500 Yep you never hear look at the size of that hooha Posted by: rhennigantx The actress who played Bailiff Roz on night court had a comedy bit about a well endowed man. "But Honey, a woman's anatomy can stretch to accommodate a baby..." "NOT EVERY NIGHT!" Posted by: Downcast at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (HLZqQ) 259
200 17 There's a video on the twatter that shows a row of shrouded Palestinian 'corpses' from the recent festivities. Sadly, one or two of them are quite itchy, and keep scratching themselves beneath the shrouds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM) I saw that. Apparently, it's an old video (4 years ago..in Egypt I think it said). But that doesn't mean they're not lying sack of shit. Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2018 11:42 AM (Enq6K) ------- You know what they say about old habits being hard to break. Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (G0vdT) 260
58 Florida Man Charged for Eating Pancakes in Middle of the Road
--- what do you expect when they won't just let him eat his waffles. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (oGRue) 261
254
Waiting until after midterms. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (fA1SL) 262
I saw one of those guns at the French Army Museum (no jokes, it's a great museum) in Paris.
Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (7HtZB) 263
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as
if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win. *** I believe the current Dem talking point is that Russia hacked the emails showing Hillary stole the Dem primary and leaked them, and ran a bunch of facebook ads that tended to play to increasing the partisan divide and that this was the deciding point of the election. Its laughable but it is what it is... No one believes Russia "hacked" the vote totals, which isn't even possible. The funny thing about the Dem talking points here, is that they are admitting Hillary stole the Dem primary. Of course as we know that information actually came from the later conveniently murdered Seth Rich. Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (eSx+E) 264
there would Russian hit squads roaming the country killing anybody who spoke up and said, "Russia hacked the election." Why wouldn't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (WFV7d) --- There are. They're just being replaced by replicas. Posted by: A level-headed progressive. at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (vDqXW) 265
"There's a good essay to be written on the left and their magical thinking.
"om Sarah Hoyt just wrote a great essay on the Left's language/reality: "The Semantic Whoredom of the Left" https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/ the-semantic-whoredom-of-the-left/ Posted by: Lizzy good article. I'd add that belonging to that "cult of the left" with their special language (twisted 'dog whistle' meanings of normal words) also gives the leftists a feeling of being specially enlightened themselves, of a superior class. They can "look down on the masses" since they are now aligned with the special people. (as opposed to those deplorable irredeemable patriots) Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2018 11:57 AM (bT8Z4) 266
Nikki Haley was born on January 20, 1972 in Bamberg, South Carolina. Her parents, who originated from Punjab, India, were not Citizens of the United States at the time of her birth.
Girl is born here she's a citizen. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c) 267
Hey! I still have family up there, you know!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:52 AM (AM1GF) Where? In Canada? Posted by: Anonymous White Male Sure, once you're done with them...maybe I can get them to evac to Wisconsin... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:57 AM (AM1GF) 268
Erdogan wants a new Caliphate, the Mulla's want a new Persian Empire, Saudi Arabia wants autonomy.
Each one is choosing a side. The Mulla's are desperately trying to keep NoKo as a satellite agent, Erdogan thinks he can keep new Europe on his side, and Saudi Arabia picked the winner by tagging on to the greater USA. And western Israel needs terrafarming. Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 11:57 AM (4VAdr) 269
I think that is a riverboat gun pictured. They used them to hunt waterfowl. They'd put chains, nails, all finds of crap. Knock dozens of birds out of the sky w/a single shot.
It's also the reason states have Depts of Conservation these days. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2018 11:57 AM (ty7RM) 270
223 And what completely went over his head is the fact that if the Russians were actually able to do that, we'd have bigger problems than Trump.
--- next time i'll pay them to hack Orca Posted by: M Romney at May 16, 2018 11:58 AM (oGRue) 271
251 Nikki's caboose isn't that big-the dress wasn't doing her any favors.
Huh, that dress kind of, ermm, "triggered" me. I won't get into specifics, but it'd fun if she left in on, while wearing a cowgirl hat." The UN Representative from Nigeria was overheard to mutter "Hmm! Badonkadonk!" Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 11:58 AM (k1TUh) 272
262 I saw one of those guns at the French Army Museum (no jokes, it's a great museum) in Paris.
Posted by: josephistan White flags and weapons only dropped once? Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0) 273
They used them to hunt waterfowl. They'd put chains, nails, all finds of crap. Knock dozens of birds out of the sky w/a single shot.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2018 11:57 AM (ty7RM) --- It shoots through schools. Posted by: A level-headed progressive. at May 16, 2018 11:58 AM (vDqXW) 274
I've heard other statements and speeches Haley has made, and she really does sound badass, and on a wavelength I'm sure *everyone* was able to understand.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:54 AM (ITfBP) Which is weird, because when she was governor of South Carolina, she sounded to me like your typical weak-tea RINO of which we have too many. This may be a case of Trump's finally honed instinct of finding the right person for the right position. I believe Trump told Haley something like "I want you to go to the UN and kick ass" and she's just carrying out his instructions. I'm not sure I would not trust her in any other position. Certainly not one with broad decision-making powers. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:59 AM (ITfBP) 275
Ooh, I like my new name.
I'm glad Nikki walked out. Good for her. Also, I like her walking-out outfit. I probably just gave myself away. Posted by: Woke Totally Not a Cult Fellowship at May 16, 2018 11:59 AM (oMtOd) 276
(This may be a regional thing, though, where her anger is expressed at a wavelength that Northerners can't perceive.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at May 16, 2018 11:50 AM (PXbkt) --- she was using her Yanny voice Posted by: M Romney at May 16, 2018 11:59 AM (oGRue) Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2018 12:00 PM (eytER) 278
And here's the best part: Receiving that info from a foreign power is the unconscionable treason.
*** I think we have to consistently discuss what is in the emails in question - clear evidence Hillary Clinton stole the Dem primary (by colluding with the DNC). On a side note, Hillary's success in stealing the primary leads credence to the notion that Obama stole the primary from her in 2008 doesn't it? Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 12:00 PM (eSx+E) 279
I think that is a riverboat gun pictured. They used them to hunt waterfowl. They'd put chains, nails, all finds of crap. Knock dozens of birds out of the sky w/a single shot.
It's also the reason states have Depts of Conservation these days. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2018 11:57 AM (ty7RM) What's the actual gauge of that punt gun? 2? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 12:00 PM (ITfBP) 280
AFAIK, still have all the munitions at Incirlik. Load up every squadron and lay waste to Ankara on the way out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 12:01 PM (8jDbj) 281
The UN Representative from Nigeria was overheard to mutter "Hmm! Badonkadonk!"
Posted by: Tom Servo Left, left, left right left Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0) 282
279. Trump.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:01 PM (fA1SL) 283
Then there was the First Epistle FROM the Corinthians TO Paul:
Dear Paul: Please stop writing epistles quite so often. You're a good writer but rather long-winded and we haven't even finished the first one yet. Thanks, The Corinthians Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:01 PM (3dsTO) 284
- Not a natural born citizen - supported open borders bushite Rubio Can we please nominate people who are constitutionally qualified to run and hold POtUS and VP. There are reasons our founders out this in. Nikki Haley is a 14th admendment Native born citizen.... Same as an anchor baby. Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 12:02 PM (PA57R) 285
Another fine large weapon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovHGvT4f9k without the boat and with a girl! Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 16, 2018 12:02 PM (0OmEj) 286
Monk - you're wrong, you've been misled. Born in the US, you are automatically a natural born US Citizen. Supreme Court Ruling, Wong Kim Ark, 1898. Settled law for 120 years now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 12:02 PM (k1TUh) 287
Which is weird, because when she was governor of South Carolina . . .
* * * Couple of key differences: 1. The UN is preposterous and many of its members are patently evil. Wearing the white hat there takes comparatively little effort. 2. The UN doesn't get to vote on whether Haley continues to represent the US there. She has only one constituency to please: The Donald. So despite her doing a very credible job at the UN, I would not elect her dog catcher, given her terrible performance as governor. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 12:02 PM (iys0/) 288
Palp,
That Serb video yesterday was hysterical! Thanks for posting it. My husband has some Aremenian friends. One of them was teaching his son how to shoot. He looked up and said "I teach him how to kill Muslims" and grinned. Posted by: notsothoreau at May 16, 2018 12:02 PM (5HBd1) 289
255 Heh. Felonia is a drunk and a witch. Putin despises drunks. He burns witches. Or so I hear-tell.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 11:55 AM (fA1SL) Between the two, wouldn't have have to have rounded up and executed about 75% of his population by now? Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 12:03 PM (9De+S) 290
>>Which is weird, because when she was governor of South Carolina, she sounded to me like your typical weak-tea RINO of which we have too many. This may be a case of Trump's finally honed instinct of finding the right person for the right position.
Or it could be just the normal flipping around of who is and who isn't acceptable that occurs pretty much hourly here. I'm old enough to remember when Trump was considered a typical northeast liberal Democrat around these parts. Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 12:03 PM (/tuJf) 291
Please stop writing epistles quite so often. You're a good writer but rather long-winded and we haven't even finished the first one yet.
Thanks, The Corinthians Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:01 PM (3dsTO) --- That was before the book of TLDR. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 12:03 PM (vDqXW) 292
Nikki is great in her current role.
The odds of her going squishy in a role with domestic political implications are really, really high based on her record. Keep her where she is. Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 12:03 PM (eSx+E) 293
omg
The Babylon Bee review of Avengers Infinity War is awesome The Bee awards the film only 2 Joss Whedons out of a potential 5 for nto being SJW enough. Heh. Read the whole thing: https://tinyurl.com/ycfh7wmq Posted by: Publius Redux at May 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Fb9aZ) 294
I believe the current Dem talking point is that
Russia hacked the emails showing Hillary stole the Dem primary and leaked them, and ran a bunch of facebook ads that tended to play to increasing the partisan divide and that this was the deciding point of the election. Its laughable but it is what it is... Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (eSx+E) I find it hilarious that they're saying that voters are so stupid that simple Facebook ads convince them immediately. Is that really something the Dems want to admit to? Posted by: pookysgirl at May 16, 2018 12:04 PM (XKZwp) 295
What's the actual gauge of that punt gun? 2?
Posted by: OregonMuse 2. Most were two, with an occasional four gauge. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 12:04 PM (RkYsP) 296
I saw one of those guns at the French Army Museum (no jokes, it's a great museum) in Paris. Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (7HtZB) Say what you want about the French but they really were on the cutting edge of weapon design back in the day Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 12:04 PM (10vO4) 297
288. Glad you enjoyed that weird little slice of musical history.
One more? https://youtu.be/JFteJlDJvqY Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:05 PM (fA1SL) 298
Say what you want about the French but they really were on the cutting edge of weapon design back in the day
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 12:04 PM (10vO4) --- They wanted them to look impressive when they threw them down. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 12:05 PM (vDqXW) 299
The Babylon Bee review of Avengers Infinity War is awesome
IMDb has worldwide receipts listed at $1.6 billion. Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 12:05 PM (RkYsP) 300
I'm not sure I would not trust her in any other position. Certainly not one with broad decision-making powers. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:59 AM There's this fear, there is this anger, even rage, about broads seeking power, Mr. Gorilla! Posted by: Hillary! at May 16, 2018 12:05 PM (EzdLW) 301
34 THE LEFT IS THE PARTY OF MAKE BELIEVE.
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 16, 2018 11:15 AM (eY/ez) Yeah. We make, they believe. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2018 12:06 PM (VM6ev) 302
Morning all... Trump been impeached yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2018 12:06 PM (O2RFr) 303
I think "Holy Rollers" is best.
Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 12:06 PM (+xe3a) 304
Another fine large weapon...
without the boat and with a girl! Dang. It looked like she tucked in properly before the shot, but the slow-mo looks painful. Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 12:06 PM (iv0p7) 305
>>This may be a case of Trump's finally honed instinct of finding the right person for the right position.
Yes, and also a directive to represent America and support her allies. Meanwhile, when Obama was in office, Kerry and Samantha Power skipped Netanyahu addressing the UN in 2015, just as Susan Rice had skipped Netanyahu's UN address in 2012. Communicating TFG's contempt for Israel. Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI) 306
Looks like a 2 gauge. One can actually hold and fire a 4 gauge, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 16, 2018 12:06 PM (7ZVPa) 307
Reality isn't flattering enough.
Posted by: The Left at May 16, 2018 12:07 PM (vDqXW) 308
The punt gun reminds me of the photo of Obama, Master Skeet Shooter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 16, 2018 12:07 PM (tve+u) 309
I'm old enough to remember when Trump was considered a typical northeast liberal Democrat around these parts.
Eh, you deserve to gloat some. Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 12:07 PM (iv0p7) 310
I hear "Laurel" which is bad, I guess. Means I'm old.
Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 12:07 PM (+xe3a) 311
289. He won't appoint a drinker to any position of responsibility. As for the drunkard population of the SMR - he's got most of them confined. In Russia.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:07 PM (fA1SL) 312
I got the best one "Fiery Tornado Potluck". I'm Catholic but I think I may actually go to that church.
Posted by: Shiba at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (WDi6d) 313
" a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a
beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win." isn't it Soros that was behind the vote machines, where the count could be rigged? And just today I saw the article about Broward officials illegally destroying ballots ... and there are old videos (2012?) of several locations where workers are on video dumping hundreds of ballots into the collection boxes, looking cautiously over their shoulder before doing so. and all the Dem refusal to require any ID ... just show up and vote. yeah sure, Russia hates those (commie) Dems. Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (bT8Z4) 314
They wanted them to look impressive when they threw them down. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 12:05 PM (vDqXW) That wasn't until after WWI. Prior to that French Troops fought hard. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (10vO4) 315
224 Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated, as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ITfBP) * * I've got one like that too. He's positive the NYT and the Wash. Post are "solid, conservative" newspapers, that Barack was vilified by the press for his entire 8 years, that Bernie had all the answers with Socialism for America and could have been elected over Trump, and believes that no country which has gone socialist has ever gone back. On the last, I told him, "Probably because they can't go back. See 'Venezuela, decline into pesthole of.' " I've sent him the link to this place and urged him to read something other than the Huffenpuff Post, but I doubt the exposure will take. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (VeiQZ) 316
Yeah, easy for Nikki Haley to wear the white hat amongst he UN crowd. Better still, a creamy off-white hat with matching high heels.
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (EzdLW) 317
"Mister we could use a man like Kemal Ataturk again..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:38 AM (ITfBP) He and Reza Shah Pahlavi were anomalies, freaks, a flash in the pan. Now things are back to normal in the Muslim world. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 12:09 PM (/qEW2) 318
Trump still is a NE liberal Democrat in some ways, but those ways aren't all that important in the grand scheme of things.
On all the big stuff, he's turned out to be quite the conservative. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:09 PM (3dsTO) Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 12:10 PM (vDqXW) 320
I find it hilarious that they're saying that voters are so stupid that simple Facebook ads convince them immediately. Is that really something the Dems want to admit to?
Another great part of all that is they say the Facebook ad buy was like $100K in total. The Hildabeast had over a billion dollars in her war chest, all of the media, all of Hollywood, and they're out there claiming a lousy hundred grand took her down? Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 12:10 PM (iv0p7) 321
>>Eh, you deserve to gloat some
Hey, I was one of them. There was absolutely nothing in Trump's past to indicate he would govern the way he has. He definitely surprised me. This is a guy who excoriated Romney after the 2012 for being too "mean" on illegals and he was also a supporter of abortion and had lots of other liberal positions for many years right up until he didn't. I don't know or care how he came to his present positions as long as he keeps on keeping on. Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 12:10 PM (/tuJf) 322
I'm old enough to remember when Trump was considered a typical northeast liberal Democrat around these parts.
--- Oh, he is. The disturbing part is that he's to the right of the vast majority of our True Conservative (R) representatives in Congress. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 16, 2018 12:11 PM (tve+u) 323
The "yanny" vs "laurel" debate is weird, since I can't even figure out how to get "yanny" out of that. Admittedly the consonants are mostly imagined - but the way I would say "Yanny" is with the "a" as in "apple" sound for first vowel, and "eee" at the end. Instead I hear an "ore" for the first vowel, and an "eh" for the second, which to me fits in with "laurel".
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 12:11 PM (k1TUh) 324
That wasn't until after WWI. Prior to that French Troops fought hard.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (10vO4) --- Yeah, I know. But the snark, she calls. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 12:11 PM (vDqXW) 325
Was talking with a liberal friend a couple of days ago and he stated,
as if it were a beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt fact, that Russia hacked into American computer systems and altered vote totals so Trump could win. So Obama just let them? Didn't do anything about it? Just handed things over to Trump? And never said a word? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 16, 2018 12:11 PM (oVJmc) 326
262
I saw one of those guns at the French Army Museum (no jokes, it's a great museum) in Paris. Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2018 11:56 AM (7HtZB) *** It's been all downhill since I left Posted by: Zombie William the Conqueror at May 16, 2018 12:12 PM (Fb9aZ) 327
Say what you want about the French but they really were on the cutting edge of weapon design back in the day
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 12:04 PM (10vO4) Everybody wanted a Chauchat . Posted by: X-ray at May 16, 2018 12:12 PM (hjBi8) 328
Say what you want about the French but they really were on the cutting edge of weapon design back in the day
When was "back in the day"? Before the Chauchat, right? Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 12:12 PM (iv0p7) 329
Obama stole the 2008 primary from Hillary with many dirty tricks, abetted by MSM. Hillary overresponded with many dirty tricks in 2016
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2018 12:12 PM (SKT7X) 330
Would love to see Haley move to Sec of State in year or two.
Posted by: Infra at May 16, 2018 12:13 PM (XcgmW) 331
312 I got the best one "Fiery Tornado Potluck". I'm Catholic but I think I may actually go to that church.
Posted by: Shiba at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (WDi6d) I may have gone to that church in Waco-tiny little Baptist church that put on some UH-mazing potluck spreads. As a humble college student, it was comforting to go to church, help set up and then have sweet older ladies in their Sunday best fill up my paper plate with fried chicken, barbeque, ham and vegetables fresh picked from their garden that morning. And the desserts!!! My goodness. Baptists definitely believe in feeding the body as well as the soul. Maybe a bit too much. Posted by: moki at May 16, 2018 12:13 PM (V+V48) 332
327. Who doesn't want a cordite powered potato-digger?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:13 PM (fA1SL) 333
Loved this Babylon Bee headline:
*picture of Trump at Wailing Wall* "Man Frequently Compared To Hitler Recognizes Jerusalem As Israel's Capital" Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 12:13 PM (EzdLW) 334
the French Army Museum (no jokes, it's a great museum)
aw c'mon...no jokes? You cannot just serve up that big, fat juicy floater of a pitch and not expect someone to Louisville Slugger it out of the park! Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:13 PM (3dsTO) 335
So despite her doing a very credible job at the UN, I would not elect her dog catcher, given her terrible performance as governor.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 12:02 PM (iys0/) __________________ She represents the type of person we want in the bureaucratic service of the USA. Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 12:13 PM (4VAdr) 336
Haley is awesome at the UN, a perfect job, but she can go fuck herself otherwise.
I'll never forgive her for her mewling and elitist response to in which the GOP for the first time in memory gave a counter response address against someone in their own fucking party, chiding us for being angry. Completely out of tune, out of touch, and typical goat faced bullshit establishment technocratic elitism. Fuck that noise. I'm glad that grating side of her has been turned away and focused on the UN now, but I wouldn't trust her to carry on the Trump legacy as far as I could spit. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 16, 2018 12:13 PM (7n3kj) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (fA1SL) 338
"White gangs of Chicago went extinct when they were unable to adapt after black gangs evolved the use of smaller more agile weapons".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (/qEW2) 339
The "yanny" vs "laurel" debate is weird
How did that get to be a thing? I heard it on the BBC this morning. It sounded to me like "ieri" (Italic for yesterday) but played through a distortion pedal. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (fuK7c) 340
323
The "yanny" vs "laurel" debate is weird, since I can't even figure out how to get "yanny" out of that. Admittedly the consonants are mostly imagined - but the way I would say "Yanny" is with the "a" as in "apple" sound for first vowel, and "eee" at the end. Instead I hear an "ore" for the first vowel, and an "eh" for the second, which to me fits in with "laurel". Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 12:11 PM (k1TUh) I think it's a hoax meme, I hear laurel. Posted by: muckrack at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (RbR1e) 341
330 Would love to see Haley move to Sec of State in year or two.
I have a feeling that's the plan. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (3dsTO) 342
I always stand tall against Nazi sympathizers!
Hamas! Iran! And most importantly CONFEDERATE FLAGS!!! Posted by: Nikki Haley at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (Db5sc) 343
The rest of this week should be interesting. Mueller is going to have to drop a bomb in the next two days to take Friday's IG report out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Orson at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM (PE6/T) 344
Dammit X-ray, I challenge you to mortal combat.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM (iv0p7) 345
290 >>Which is weird, because when she was governor of South Carolina, she sounded to me like your typical weak-tea RINO of which we have too many. This may be a case of Trump's finally honed instinct of finding the right person for the right position.
Or it could be just the normal flipping around of who is and who isn't acceptable that occurs pretty much hourly here. Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 12:03 PM (/tuJf) I don't think this criticism applies. It's not whimsical perception-shifting. *Based on what she actually did* as governor of SC, I was not impressed with her. And now, *based on what she actually has been doing* as our ambassador to the UN, she's doing a great job. It doesn't mean that I now believe she's now magically turned into a 100% true conservative. In fact, I doubt that she is. Her job performance at the UN so far has been a (pleasant) surprise. I didn't think she had it in her. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM (ITfBP) 346
343. Friday? FRIDAY? for rizzle?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM (fA1SL) 347
>>>343 The rest of this week should be interesting. Mueller is going to have to drop a bomb in the next two days to take Friday's IG report out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Orson at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM (PE6/T) ________ I'm all out of bombs. Will a turd do instead? Posted by: Muh Mueller at May 16, 2018 12:16 PM (Db5sc) 348
PRAYERS for all the horde in need of healing and better fortune.
Fenelon, thank you for the prayer list, and OM thanks for posting it. Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 12:16 PM (hMwEB) 349
Nikki Haley; Talk to the heels
Posted by: tmitsss at May 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ZYgGF) 350
Another thing about Trump is where he's not conservative, he doesn't try to lie and say he is.
Unlike all the closet Dems who just want to get elected again and steal red seats. I'm rather against protectionism. However, I'm not a purist. Trump says "We're going to try protectionism". I'm a everyrthing's-a-tradeoff kind of guy. So, Trump wants to try out some old-style Dem protectionism, I'm willing to see what it results in. Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2018 12:16 PM (vDqXW) 351
aw c'mon...no jokes? You cannot just serve up that big, fat juicy floater of a pitch and not expect someone to Louisville Slugger it out of the park!
Haha...Ad in French newspaper: "Used military rifle for sale. Never been fired, dropped once." Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ty7RM) 352
Trump is no cultural conservative, but he has indeed governed as the most conservative president since Reagan.
I remember in the McCain/Romney years that one of the NRO crew wrote an article saying essentially give up on finding cultural conservatives for higher office - instead find someone transactionally conservative - they'll govern your way because they want your votes... Of course Romney and McCain can't help themselves governing as leftists...but it looks like we finally found someone that could pull off the act in Trump. Though this being said, "far right wing" Trump based on the politics of 2018 would have been a run of the mill democrat circa 1988... Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 12:16 PM (eSx+E) 353
This is a guy who excoriated Romney after the 2012 for being too "mean" on illegals and he was also a supporter of abortion and had lots of other liberal positions for many years right up until he didn't.
*********************** He was a funny carnival barker back then, I never took him seriously, until getting tired of the same old shit from the GOP, I finally listened to one of his speeches and thought... holy fuck he actually sounds lucid, and he's saying everything I've been thinking almost word for word. And that marked the beginning of my MAGA transformation. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 16, 2018 12:17 PM (7n3kj) 354
Just a reminder to all of you who say you have liberal "friends".
You have no liberal "friends" , you sadly and dangerously delude yourselves if you think that you do. You have liberal acquaintances who will knife you in the back and steal all of your stuff the first time they get a chance to do so, that's what you've got. Now there may be reasons why it's advantageous to keep them as acquaintances, but always be ready for them to turn on you, and just to do a favor for the rest of us, always be ready to shiv them in the back if the opportunity ever presents itself for you to do it cleanly. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 12:17 PM (k1TUh) 355
340 323
The "yanny" vs "laurel" debate is weird, since I can't even figure out how to get "yanny" out of that. Admittedly the consonants are mostly imagined - but the way I would say "Yanny" is with the "a" as in "apple" sound for first vowel, and "eee" at the end. Instead I hear an "ore" for the first vowel, and an "eh" for the second, which to me fits in with "laurel". Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 12:11 PM (k1TUh) I think it's a hoax meme, I hear laurel. Posted by: muckrack at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM The whole thing is click-bait. Total BS. Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 12:17 PM (0tfLf) 356
We can haz Horowitz on Friday???
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 12:17 PM (EzdLW) 357
"White gangs of Chicago went extinct when they were unable to adapt after black gangs evolved the use of smaller more agile weapons".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (/qEW2) ----- ZIP GUN FOR THE WIN!!! Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2018 12:17 PM (8XRCm) 358
Yeah, easy for Nikki Haley to wear the white hat amongst he UN crowd. Better still, a creamy off-white hat with matching high heels.
Posted by: Hands With matching thong and thigh highs.... Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 12:18 PM (RkYsP) 359
>>>Her job performance at the UN so far has been a (pleasant) surprise. I didn't think she had it in her.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM (ITfBP) ________ I saw The Paolo open A Pleasant Surprise in Bill Kristol's wife back in 2018 Posted by: Twisting a Joke at May 16, 2018 12:18 PM (Db5sc) 360
Yanny, hmmm, very mishy.
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 12:18 PM (4VAdr) 361
When was "back in the day"? Before the Chauchat, right? Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 12:12 PM (iv0p7) Maybe alittle Posted by: The French 75 Model 1897 at May 16, 2018 12:18 PM (10vO4) Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 12:19 PM (hMwEB) 363
356 We can haz Horowitz on Friday???
Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 12:17 PM (EzdLW) ________________ My understanding is the portion of the report relative to the handling of the Clinton Email investigation hits the streets Friday...unless they delay it a third time. Posted by: Orson at May 16, 2018 12:19 PM (PE6/T) 364
Trump is no cultural conservative, but he has indeed governed as the most conservative president since Reagan.
************************** I think he is in the sense that you define cultural conservatism as Fuck you, War. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 16, 2018 12:19 PM (7n3kj) 365
>>My understanding is the portion of the report relative to the handling of the Clinton Email investigation hits the streets Friday.
That tells me it likely has no teeth...if you want to make an impact, you put it out on a monday at 10 am. Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2018 12:20 PM (3M4WN) 366
he rest of this week should be interesting. Mueller is going to have to drop a bomb in the next two days to take Friday's IG report out of the news cycle. Posted by: Orson at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM Hiring the Gap Band for musical accompaniment: https://youtu.be/yiLrJBHiSzM Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:20 PM (3dsTO) 368
I've sent him the link to this place and urged him to read something other than the Huffenpuff Post, but I doubt the exposure will take.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 16, 2018 12:08 PM (VeiQZ) I doubt he ever came here. The guy I knew once sent me a link to a Keith Olbermann piece he thought was masterful commentary. It was all I could do not to laugh in his face. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 12:20 PM (ITfBP) 369
Spooky.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:14 PM (fA1SL) --- That's what we said. Posted by: Classics IV at May 16, 2018 12:21 PM (vDqXW) 370
Trump was America First way back in 1990 (and before) on C-SPAN where he complained about tax policy harming American (his cause was real estate) investment, and pushing money into global stocks.
He was also big on keeping American jobs ... which was then a union/Dem thing (iirc) and should be a conservative thing (conserving American commerce and industry, and conserving Americans and their jobs/way of life, etc.) Hard to say how much he really changed ... the left has gone much further left, so if he stayed the same since 1990 he would be much less "Democrat" than he was then. Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2018 12:21 PM (bT8Z4) 371
So....
Last Spring Evergreen State College had its infamous Day of Absence in which all whites were asked/told to stay off campus. Hilarity ensued. Today begins a Three Day event of absence at Evergreen. Meanwhile the school is looking at a 10% cut due to declining enrollments. Ha! Not nearly enough. Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 12:21 PM (0tfLf) 372
Nikki's caboose isn't that big-the dress wasn't doing her any favors.
************************************************* Does this Pali nutjob reading from Mein Kampf make my ass look big? Nikki Haley Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 16, 2018 12:21 PM (2NqXo) 373
some hear "Stormy Daniels". I hear "Yawning Chasm".
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 16, 2018 12:21 PM (sF+B0) 374
You have liberal acquaintances who will knife you in the back and steal all of your stuff the first time they get a chance to do so
********************* Beating inside the heart of every leftist is a Hogg-faced Hitler Brigade member ready to point you out of the crowd for the Gestapo. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 16, 2018 12:21 PM (7n3kj) 375
Hiring the Gap Band for musical accompaniment:
https://youtu.be/yiLrJBHiSzM Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW) LOl, and also that old club hit (don't remember who it was by) that went "Boom boom, shake the room - tick, tick, tick, tick BOOM! Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:22 PM (3dsTO) 376
I've dragged a few lefties who were Yahoo Newsfeed addicts over to our side.
They are like born again christians, now. Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2018 12:22 PM (3M4WN) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 12:22 PM (5e6aE) 378
You think that's a gun? THIS is a gun...
Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at May 16, 2018 12:22 PM (ZpfqO) 379
We can haz Horowitz on Friday??? ===== Has anyone else noticed that Thursdays seem to be this Administration's release day? Previous one was Friday, after business closing, but this one seems to be Thursday. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM (MIKMs) 380
Like Mrs President Bill Clinton said, I'm uncomfortable with Haley going too much higher.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM (VgKNm) 381
>>He was a funny carnival barker back then, I never took him seriously, until getting tired of the same old shit from the GOP, I finally listened to one of his speeches and thought... holy fuck he actually sounds lucid, and he's saying everything I've been thinking almost word for word.
Growing around NYC and the northeast almost all my life, Trump has always been there. Yes, he was a showman but his politics, such as they were, were always on the left. This is a guy who had Bill and Hillary at his wedding. The closest I can come to an explanation is that he didn't so much become a conservative as he got sick and tired of the results of decades of liberal polices wreaking havoc on his business and the country. It happens, I've just never seen it happen in such dramatic fashion. Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf) 382
Hard to say how much he really changed ... the left has gone much further left, so if he stayed the same since 1990 he would be much less "Democrat" than he was then.
-- The Democrat party left Reagan too Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM (mk7Bj) 383
Extremely Worldly Non-Denominational But Actually Baptist Coffee Shop & Also Church
The inner sanctum has it's own inner sanctum. Posted by: Church is like an onion at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM (VJOLZ) 384
That tells me it likely has no teeth...if you want to make an impact, you put it out on a monday at 10 am.
************************* I think I understand why the constant Friday dumps, not so it gets minimal exposure, but so the media has minimal opportunity to distort and spin. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM (7n3kj) 385
The 2nd reply to the punt gun tweet is hysterical.
Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2018 12:24 PM (c/EDo) 386
isn't it Soros that was behind the vote machines, where the count could be rigged? And just today I saw the article about Broward officials illegally destroying ballots *** The way the left normally stuffs the ballots works like this: Pick a Dem stronghold where all the election officials are Dems and the party break down is 80-90% Dem. When the paper votes come in, take some number of them and put them in a car trunk or something. Swap them out with the same number of votes manufactured for their candidate. If the election isn't close, destroy the trunk ballots. Since it isn't close no one will look closely at the results. If it is close, role out the ballots you hid. They are valid , honestly cast ballots so there is no way to establish that they are false. Since those votes will be at least 60% in favor of their candidate they will add a bump however. The only after effect from this effort that you can see is that the number of ballots counted can end up being way higher then the number of eligible voters. And how many Dem strong holds have you seen come up with greater then 100% turn out? Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 12:24 PM (eSx+E) 387
One definitely gets the feeling the Democrat Party left Trump and not the other way around. Happened to a lot of folks.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 12:24 PM (3dsTO) 388
Gathered skirts are never flattering.
Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 12:24 PM (+xe3a) 389
Nikki's caboose isn't that big-the dress wasn't doing her any favors.
************************************************* Who knows? Big fluffy dress. Need a shot from that angle in a pencil skirt. Then we would know. Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 12:25 PM (4VAdr) 390
The closest I can come to an explanation is that he didn't so much become a conservative as he got sick and tired of the results of decades of liberal polices wreaking havoc on his business and the country. It happens, I've just never seen it happen in such dramatic fashion. Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf) As wealthy as he was the NYC elite never let him in the club Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 12:25 PM (10vO4) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:26 PM (fA1SL) 392
I've dragged a few lefties who were Yahoo Newsfeed addicts over to our side.
They are like born again christians, now. People don't realize how programmed they become from their news sources. Knocking CNN off the air would be like freeing the Norks-- total culture shock for the captive population. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 16, 2018 12:26 PM (oVJmc) 393
It happens, I've just never seen it happen in such dramatic fashion.
**************************** I think the biggest surprise was how pro-life he turned out to be. On economic policies he seems to have a more consistent and verifiable worldview, but I remember a lot of Christian voters resigning themselves to voting for him and just hoping he wouldn't be as pro-abortion as Hillary. Now he makes Bush look like a Planned Parenthood volunteer. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 16, 2018 12:26 PM (7n3kj) 394
That tells me it likely has no teeth...if you want to make an impact, you put it out on a monday at 10 am. Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2018 12:20 PM (3M4WN) ________________________ They picked that date over a month ago. The reason for the delays has to do with how the IG investigates. Each time he comes across more wrong doing, he is obligated investigate. So as the investigation unfolds...it branches out...grows. It's grown at least three times. Personally, I think it will have teeth. The problem is that when a committee recommends prosecution/ indictment...it falls on a Federal Attorney to file the charges. I'm not confident at this point that they will do so. Posted by: Orson at May 16, 2018 12:26 PM (PE6/T) 395
Nood Blue wave
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 12:27 PM (mk7Bj) 396
Nikki's caboose isn't that big-the dress wasn't doing her any favors.
************************************************* Does this Pali nutjob reading from Mein Kampf make my ass look big? Nikki Haley Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 16, 2018 12:21 PM (2NqXo) ------ Thats not her ass. Thats the only place she can keep her big brass she-balls. Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2018 12:28 PM (8XRCm) 397
People don't realize how programmed they become from their news sources.
*** My leftwing acquitances will often spout off with something frankly insane, and when I ask them about it, it becomes clear they got it from John Oliver or Jimmy Kimmel or someone like that. It is refreshing to just not consume that crude. It is disturbing though how they hear it and immediately assume it is gospel truth. Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E) 398
>>That tells me it likely has no teeth...if you want to make an impact, you put it out on a monday at 10 am.
That was always the rule. Things seemed to have changed a bit on our side. New thinking is that sometimes you drop a bomb on Friday when the media will have less chance to spin it before people get a whole weekend to see it on their own. In any case, I have zero doubt this report is going to be damning. Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 12:28 PM (/tuJf) 399
286, the issue is not as clearcut as you would like on the natural born citizenship. Wong Kim dealt with the kids of a legal resident who is subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. via that era's "green card". It is unclear that citizenship would be automatically conferred upon illegals or other transients as foreign citizens they would not automatically be subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. For example, Native Americans were not considered citizens of the U.S. until Congress granted that (not the courts) during the 1920's despite the 14th Amendment. They were considered citizens of their Indian Nation. Immigration and nationalization were long considered plenary powers of Congress that can be used with little restriction by the courts. The president then by the virtue of delegated powers was situated to exercise that power to implement immigration laws.
Thus, the long standing practice of the courts was to consider immigration laws on the rational basis std. as people not admitted to the U.S. lack the power to challenge such under the Bill of Rights absent privileges established by ordinary statutory law. Immigration law has permitted all kinds of distinctions that would not be permitted in domestic legislation such as viewpoint discrimination. The language of the 14th includes the limiting phrase of subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. which has been construed to limit the common law Blackstone doctrine of natural born. E.g children of foreign diplomats are not considered U.S. citizens absent other criteria. The meaning of the language of the 14th can be viewed by reading the debates in Congress for ratification for the 14th. The primary reason for it was due to Dred Scott which declared that African Americans could never be considered as citizens of the U.S. as part of its holding. Thus, this provision was designed to forestall Southern states from using Dred Scott to deny blacks citizenship within those states. Posted by: whig at May 16, 2018 12:28 PM (tRqQ6) 400
Trump is a nationalist seeking to restore a common American Identity to unite everybody, close our borders, stop the invasion, and put Americans First. I don't see how you get any more "culturally conservative" than that.
What would make him more culturally conservative? Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 12:29 PM (PA57R) 401
The closest I can come to an explanation is that he didn't so much become a conservative as he got sick and tired of the results of decades of liberal polices wreaking havoc on his business and the country. It happens, I've just never seen it happen in such dramatic fashion. Posted by: JackStraw ********************* He was a pro-America Democrat but the more he witnessed their inner workings the more he moved to the right. Becoming president was a real eye opener for him. Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 12:29 PM (4VAdr) 402
And how many Dem strong holds have you seen come up with greater then 100% turn out? ===== I still laugh at Jill Stein's recount efforts. An Inconvenient Truth, to coin a phrase. Sure never hear about that any more. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 12:30 PM (MIKMs) 403
The closest I can come to an explanation is that he didn't so much become a conservative as he got sick and tired of the results of decades of liberal polices wreaking havoc on his business and the country. It happens, I've just never seen it happen in such dramatic fashion.
Here's my pet theory: Trump grills his advisers. He wants answers that make sense. Leftists simply cannot handle two or three deep followup questions that get compared to the real world. You only have to drill down an inch or two before you reach the core of emotions and utopianism. So Trump leans on advisers that have had to defend their positions vigorously; then he forges his own path. Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 12:30 PM (iv0p7) 404
Hard to say how much he really changed ... the left has gone much further left, so if he stayed the same since 1990 he would be much less "Democrat" than he was then.
================================ One of my favorite RR quotes: "I didn't leave the Democrat party, the Democrat party left me." Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2018 12:31 PM (ty7RM) 405
The closest I can come to an explanation is that he didn't so much become a conservative as he got sick and tired of the results of decades of liberal polices wreaking havoc on his business and the country. It happens, I've just never seen it happen in such dramatic fashion.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 12:23 PM" I think it also has to do with two personality traits of Trump - he loves praise, and he's a born counterpuncher. The dems played him so badly! Attacking him for everything he ever said, ever did, not even a hint of accommodation if he offered them something - they did everything they could to arouse a deep seated animosity in him, when they didn't have to, they could have treated him better and gotten MUCH better results. Meanwhile, over on the other side is the Christian voters, supporting him, refusing to criticize him, thanking him for what he did, forming a political base for him. So, surprise surprise, he actually did what all truly successful politicians do - he rewarded and supported the people who supported him, and he attacked the people who attacked him. Funny how the GOP-e has NEVER figured that one out. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 12:32 PM (k1TUh) 406
Posted by: whig at May 16, 2018 12:28 PM (tRqQ6)
Native Born Citizens are under the 14th. Natural born citizens born on American soil with both parents being American Citizens. Nikki Haley parents were not citizens when she was born on American Soil so therefore she is a Native Born Citizen. I was pissed when conservatives caved on Obama in 2008 about this and other shit and pinched right. And spoiler alert the right wing was correct all along about Obama eligibility. Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 12:34 PM (PA57R) 407
399 286, the issue is not as clearcut as you would like on the natural born citizenship. Wong Kim dealt with the kids of a legal resident who is subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. via that era's "green card".
Niki Haley was the child of legal residents who were subject to the jurisdiction of the US. In her case, it is exactly and perfectly on point. No question that Niki Haley is a Natural Born Citizen. btw, Native Americans were not "subject to the jurisdiction of" because they were either out in the wilds, or on Reservations which were legally treated (back then) as autonomous nations. (it was a farce, but whatever) In the 20th century, "Subject to the Jurisdiction" has come to mean that if you can be arrested for committing a crime, even jaywalking, then you are "subject to the jurisdiction of". Pretty much the only people that lets out are foreign ambassadors who have immunity from US law, and who live in compounds that are considered to be a legal part of their country of origin. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh) 408
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343. Friday? FRIDAY? for rizzle? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 12:15 PM (fA1SL) TWO DAYS!!! Posted by: Paper Boy From Better off Dead at May 16, 2018 12:40 PM (ymnmz) Posted by: 11B40 at May 16, 2018 12:45 PM (evgyj) 410
I am so glad that some have decided to fight over the native born thing. AGAIN.
According to the Immigration and Naturalization Act...constitutionally passed by the Congress and signed by the President...Nikki Haley is a native-born citizen of the country. So. is. Ted. Cruz. Full stop. Want to argue about her policy views? FINE. It gets old, you know? Posted by: Ricardo Montalban, dead but still mas macho at May 16, 2018 12:50 PM (Boy/L) 411
I don't care if Nikki's "caboose" is that big. Match her backside up against that of Queen Moochie or Felonia von Pantsuit, and her derriere is suddenly very small potatos. Of course von Pantsuit looks like she's carrying a bag of potatoes.
Ah well Nikki--you go girl. Walk out when appropriate; maybe show a middle digit as well. If Obama could give the finger to Hillary (maybe the only thing he did right) you can flip off any prevaricating Palestinian "diplomat" spokeshole. Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 16, 2018 01:37 PM (Sda6L) 412
Now that everybody has gone to to other threads, I just wanted to thank OregonMuse for the Church name generator from the Bablyon Bee. I laughed at Cornerstone Non Denominational (but actually Baptist) Church because there is a community church up the road from the church which I serve and it actually is a Baptist church that changed its name to something else.
Also, the new church name I got was Willow Inspirational Oikos which made it sound like they eat a lot of Greek yogurt there. LOL. That was actually preferable to my second attempt which was CedarPineGrove Hug- Giving Tabernacle. After the MeToo movement I think you need to be careful about hugs. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2018 02:00 PM (tpDAe) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.052 seconds. |
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