Are Donald Trump, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Dating?

Amid his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Donald Trump Jr. has started dating stunning Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Multiple sources exclusively tell Page Six that Don Jr. and Guilfoyle, a co-host of "The Five," have been dating for a few weeks, as his divorce from Vanessa Trump proceeds.

Speaking of Kimberly Guilfoyle, she says she's spoken to a fifth victim of Eric Schneiderman's sexual violence, and there are medical records to back it up.

"I've been working with one of the victims of Eric Schneiderman and her horrific ordeal that she endured at his hands," Guilfoyle said. She continued, "She too was also very afraid to come forward and to tell her story which is unbelievably harrowing and compelling. And she is not one of the four that are mentioned in this New Yorker piece."

Oh, and related: Hillary henchcreature Phillipe Reines basically mocked Donald Trump, Jr. as a cuck, claiming his soon-to-be-ex-wife often fantasized about an ex-boyfriend.

.@DonaldJTrumpJr -

Vanessa being with a Latin King must’ve driven you insanely jealous. The machismo, the passion. Tough act to follow. Did you wonder if she fantasized about Valentin Rivera when intimate with you?

She did. Every time.https://t.co/HvRyWgjVfA
— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) May 9, 2018

I don't mind some salty insults in politics. What I do mind is the left's, and the media's (but I repeat myself), constant habit of playing the Shock Jock insult artist one day and then reverting to the pose of sugar-wouldn't-melt-in-their-mouths Saints of Sanctimony the next day.

Is the "cuck" insult alt-right and Nazi? If it is, is Phillipe Reines alt-right and Nazi for playing with the trope? Will he and his fellow travelers continue calling people alt-right Nazis for using an insult they use themselves?

Choose one lane, assholes.

By the way, Phillipe Reines seems to have a habit of using sexualized language in insults -- to women as well as men.

From the Washington Post's review of NYT reporter Amy Chozick's memoir about covering Team Hillary. Hillary's "Guys" are not named, but are referred to by cutesy codenames each containing the word "Guy:"

The undercurrent of sexism spills over when Chozick and Original Guy spar over whether a prior conversation can go on the record, and he randomly paraphrases a crude line from "Thank You for Smoking," a 2005 film in which a reporter sleeps with a lobbyist for information. "I didn't know I had to say it was off the record when I was inside you," Original Guy smirks. ("The words hung there," Chozick recalls, "so grossly gynecological.")
Chozick doesn't name him but later cites a Times story by Maggie Haberman revealing that Original Guy served as the Trump stand-in during Clinton's debate preparation. "Hmmm, wherever will Hillary find a manipulative, sometimes-charming, often hilarious, possible sociopath?" Chozick muses. I won't out Original Guy here, except to say that his name rhymes with 'Philippe Reines.'"

Strange that news of Hillary's "Guys'" sexism was embargoed until after she was no longer politically useful to the left.

Just like they suppressed news of Hillary Clinton's hard-drinking ways, and of course still haven't explained why they dutifully omitted Hillary's boozy ways from their reports, and even suggested it was a "conspiracy theory."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:39 PM

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1 First ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:31 PM (fiGNd)

2 Ah, yes. The sweet, sweet smell of a fresh thread ? Shall I invite the others ?

No.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:32 PM (fiGNd)

3 Philippe the Rancid is at it again.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2018 03:32 PM (PGaB5)

4 I'm pretty sure Melania would be total cool with that!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2018 03:32 PM (so+oy)

5 Vanessa Trump's pretty easy on the eyes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:32 PM (fiGNd)

6 This is OUR thread! Got it? It's OUR thread! You don't let no one else in!

Except for Gavin Newsom's ex. And the quart size baby oil.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2018 03:33 PM (PGaB5)

7 Ohhh JR. hahaha.. missed the Jr.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2018 03:33 PM (so+oy)

8 Kimberley Guilfoyle gets around.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 03:33 PM (LiyEm)

9 Huh?

Oh and top ten.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2018 03:34 PM (+Dllb)

10 After getting fired by Fox, Gavin McGinnes did this podcast where he dished and dumped on various Fox personalities.

He said Guilfoyle's not all that hot in person, largely a product of good hair and makeup.

He really hated Tyrus too. He liked Perino though. Everybody likes that teensy RINO.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2018 03:34 PM (3dsTO)

11 Screw this, changing my last name to Trump. "Hey women! I'm standing right here!"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 03:34 PM (F8cRI)

12 Reines is a piss-ant buttlicker, and I wonder why FOX hasn't canned his sorry ass a long time ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (UsCnO)

13 Kimberly Guilfoyle has very sharp elbows.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (wFDuq)

14 Not all that hot in person? Yeah, based on limited personal experience, I'd say that. Not a face I fall in love with at first glance.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (PGaB5)

15 It seems like Phillipe Reines is fantasizing about gangsters here.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (wpJDK)

16 Onviously the divorce proceedings/wars have begun and they releasing dirt on Vanessa. Also, it's PR to make Don Jr. look less a scoundrel.

It was only a matter of time. Hate this stuff. Poor kids.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (zwucm)

17 largely a product of good hair and makeup."

That'll do.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (7LY+6)

18 The Trump men have good taste in women...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

19 >I don't mind some salty insults in politics. What I do mind is the left's, and the media's (but I repeat myself), constant habit of playing the Shock Jock insult artist one day and then reverting to the pose of sugar-wouldn't-melt-in-their-mouths Saints of Sanctimony the next day.

It's one thing when your salty insults have even your target going, yeah, sick burn.

When everyone is going WTF, that is creepy as fuck, you might not have stuck the landing.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (Dp6qK)

20 Reines is a piss-ant buttlicker, and I wonder why FOX hasn't canned his sorry ass a long time ago.

Well, for the same reason the Atlantic hasn't canned that shithole nevertrump Kevin whatsisname...oh, wait.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (PGaB5)

21 He liked Perino though. Everybody likes that teensy RINO.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2018 03:34 PM (3dsTO)

RUFF !!!

Posted by: Jasper at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (fiGNd)

22 FFS, can they find a new script?

P.S. there's a lot of posts from people who borrowed Ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: Todler at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (8D42x)

23 I guess now I'll have to go look up a picture of this Kimberly to see what all the hub-bub is about

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (ZQfW9)

24 I dunno, sounds like Reines is a bit...what's the word...projecting?

One, he's not mestizo, right? So, he's basically cheerleading for the sexual prowess of another nationality.

And it really seems like he's a fan. Like he'd recommend it to all his married friends.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (sB8d1)

25 I believe I saw something on yahoo that Chelsea Clinton attacked Reines over this. lemme find a link...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 10, 2018 03:36 PM (KxbBq)

26 Philippe sounds like he wants to meet in the Octagon.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (VzbI8)

27 Phillip Reines looks like he's from the b-squad AV Team.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

28 Chozick

I can't read her name anymore without seeing "Chokezondick."

Thanks, Morons!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (3dsTO)

29 ... don't give a crap who Trump's son is dating or not.

But Phillip Reines is a pile of human feces. Even Chelsea Clinton ripped on him for this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+)

30 She's got the face of a bodybuilder. Kinda weird looking.

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (pMGkg)

31 Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like a hot transsexual. I always though Newsom was appealing to the LGBT community by marrying her.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (wpJDK)

32 more good news...

local bond measure defeated here.
it's good to vote, people!

Posted by: concrete girl at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (TNEdO)

33 Everybody likes that teensy RINO.

hey, anything that makes your horn grow faster...

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2018 03:37 PM (PGaB5)

34 Yeah... I don't care at all who Don Jr. is bumping uglies with.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 10, 2018 03:38 PM (mk7Bj)

35 And what is with the cultural appreciation in this insult? Machismo? The passion?

Sounds like the lamentations of a little-dicked loser.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:38 PM (Dp6qK)

36 One, he's not mestizo, right? So, he's basically cheerleading for the sexual prowess of another nationality.

Like they're Mandingos or something.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 10, 2018 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

37 I would like a reporter to gather, maybe, 100 photos of Hillary! snockered out of her gourd and use them to illustrate an article in a major news publication.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2018 03:38 PM (0bRDi)

38 Like he'd recommend it to all his married friends."

Paolo prefers word of mouth...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:38 PM (7LY+6)

39 This has bothered me. Obviously, the left alternates between shock jock, "look we use 6 year old kids saying f-bombs" to "trump has debased our polity by using words in private, allegedly."

But the casual racism with the casual "whites suck, am I right" schtick is pretty much the story of Obama.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:38 PM (sB8d1)

40 10 - I think Gavin was being sarcastic when he implied that Kimberly wasn't all that hot. He said she's "not a 10," and that without hair and makeup she's more of a 9.2, which means she naturally smokin'. DT Jr is winning life right now.

Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2018 03:38 PM (837t0)

41 Although I understand why each party would be attracted to this pairing, I think it's a big mistake for each of them. It's one of those things where they should both back up and say "nope, shouldn't do this."

Don Jr. - you're not even divorced yet. Sure you're a celebrity, but you don't have to act like one, picking out this hot looking star personality to date in public just so you can get everyone to talk about you. Show some decorum.

Guilfoyle - anytime you quit reporting stories and start to BE the story, your career is in serious jeopardy, no matter how good you look. You think you're going to marry him and get some a that money? Nope, I don't think so either. So quit trashing your own brand in public - keep your private life private, and that means NOT dating the President's son.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (k1TUh)

42 Do you think he's porking her? Did he really go where Gavin Newsome went?

Icky.

Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin on the mic at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (VpIIl)

43 Onviously the divorce proceedings/wars have begun and they releasing dirt on Vanessa. Also, it's PR to make Don Jr. look less a scoundrel.

It was only a matter of time. Hate this stuff. Poor kids.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (zwucm)

No this was just a cheap shot against Don Jr.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (VzbI8)

44 For the children's sake, it would have been nice if he waited before getting with someone else. It's damaging for children. smh

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (zwucm)

45 Man, there are just a shit-ton of people who wouldn't be missed walking around now.
Much to many for a little list, but sing it anyways Stewie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYKvbwUQTmo

Posted by: Judge Smails at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (z79tQ)

46 Is there a faggier name than "Philippe"?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (O5Q3r)

47 Thanks Ace! I've been wanting to catch up on the dirt!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (EXDS/)

48 What is hot about Kimberly Guilfoyle is that you can tell she REALLY likes men.IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

49 I'm sure Jr. is crying all the way to Kim's pillows.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (+lOpA)

50 If you locked Phillipe Reines and Reince Priebus in a room, would they fight or make out?

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (pMGkg)

51 not a 10," and that without hair and makeup she's more of a 9.2"

Math was in previous thread...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (7LY+6)

52 Is that a deluge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (Evws/)

53 I'm not as thunk as you drink I am.

Why, I'm 50 pints ahead.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (0ogQG)

54 The Reines thing is all kinds of creepy.

Dude has some serious issues. Real serious. That shit ain't right.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (3dsTO)

55 Onviously the divorce proceedings/wars have begun and they releasing dirt on Vanessa. Also, it's PR to make Don Jr. look less a scoundrel.

It was only a matter of time. Hate this stuff. Poor kids.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:35 PM (zwucm)

No this was just a cheap shot against Don Jr.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (VzbI

The tweet was, yes. But the origins and content of the story are textbook divorce wars. Dump all the dirt you can find.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (zwucm)

56 Hey, that's me!

Posted by: Kirstie Alley at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (vtcmf)

57 Beat the heck out of Gavin Newsome.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)

58 What kind of faggot name is "Phillipe Reines?" I wouldn't name my dog that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (oYp/M)

59 I always like reading this quote.

On the trail, particularly in 2008, Clinton drank at several campaign stops, which was largely read as an effort to seem more relatable. "She likes to drink," Amy Chozick, a New York Times reporter who covers Clinton, said to ABC earlier this year. "We were on the campaign trail in 2008 and the press thought she was just taking shots to pander to voters in Pennsylvania. Um, no."

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (G0vdT)

60 At first glance, I'd say that Guilfoyle chick bears a resemblance to Milania.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (9chmE)

61 Anddddd... the degradation of American Politics continues...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

62 Is there a particular reason we're supposed to care about who Don Jr. is dating?

Posted by: Farmer Joe at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (nfgne)

63 Democrats have an anger issue problem.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

64 Phillipe Reines seems like an awful human being who has lost every single election campaign he's ever been remotely involved in.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (o//Iz)

65 50 If you locked Phillipe Reines and Reince Priebus in a room, would they fight or make out?

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (pMGkg)

12 vowels enter, 6 vowels leave.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (Dp6qK)

66 50 If you locked Phillipe Reines and Reince Priebus in a room, would they fight or make out?

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (pMGkg)

I think they would just be confused. Reines or Reince?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

67 I mean, how did the whites ever procreate without the spicy, sexual prowess of various minorities to do the work that Americans just won't do?

And these words aren't coming out of the mouth of some MS13 cholo on trial but a Clinton guy.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (sB8d1)

68
Who is this Phillipe Reines character? Some Clinton flunky? No reason to be shamed by pond scum like that.

Imagine the life of a Clinton retainer. Every day, another witness to suborn (or eliminate), another payoff to make, another bribe to accept, another lie to spew.

And for what? When you go to meet your Maker and He asks you what you did with the life and talents He gave you, all you'll be able to say is, "I was a bagman for the Clintons" before you're cast into eternal damnation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (BWL+E)

69 It's just a really creepy thing to tweet. Why go that direction unless you're a really creepy guy?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (U+nHb)

70 KG used to be smokin' but now she's smokin' everybody within a ten mile radius of her

Posted by: NCKate at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (aJcb5)

71 46 Is there a faggier name than "Philippe"?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (O5Q3r)

Sorry, just saw this.

GMTA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (oYp/M)

72 Is there a faggier name than "Philippe"?

Barack...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (7LY+6)

73 From last thread:

US-Iraq Joint Operation Captures Top Five ISIS Leaders With Honey and Cross Border Raids But Mostly Cross Border Raids
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It's 'ISIL', darnnit. You people just don't get Smart Diplomacy, do you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (nBBdT)

74 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (zwucm)

Who you dated in High School is not dirt.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (VzbI8)

75 67 I mean, how did the whites ever procreate without the spicy, sexual prowess of various minorities to do the work that Americans just won't do?
Missionary position with socks on

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

76 I always pictured Paolo as looking more suave and less thuggish.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (xjiRE)

77 46 Is there a faggier name than "Philippe"?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2018 03:39 PM (O5Q3r)

How about Phillippe Plouffe? With that name you KNOW he was destined to hand out towels at a bathhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (oYp/M)

78 Dude has some serious issues. Real serious. That shit ain't right.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (3dsTO)

Agreed. That kind of shit would start a fight where I work.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (fiGNd)

79 The Left are hypocrites? The hell you say

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (Lg2h/)

80 "Phillipe" is a faggoty sounding name. Is he from the Kansas City Faggots?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (0ogQG)

81 It would seem that Kim is a bit of a floozy.

She does have nice cans and is easy on the eyes so I'm not going to criticize Don for tapping that.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (UfMVm)

82 The Guilf is kinda hot but she's over 55, right?

She's being held together by superior genetics, makeup, diet, and insane workout regime.

Some guy shot back to the rumors that not every group outing between people is a date.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (sB8d1)

83 Yikes! Freaking deluge here. Well, at least I'm not in Syria.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (nBBdT)

84 Reine is the French for Queen. Mr. Reines isn't behaving in a very noble manner, is he? I was disgusted by that article in the "NY Post" I don't care who Vanessa dated in high school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (tpDAe)

85 Valentin Rivera is the Paolo?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)

86 I think we should send John a Get Well card, but how do we get everybody to sign it?

-
Something classy like, "So you think it's hot now with this global warming? Just wait!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

87 I would tell Kimberly of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (sjdRT)

88 I have to admit that Philippe is up there with Percy and Gaylord as not exactly the manlinest of names.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

89 80 posts and nobody said they'd hit it?

Who are you people and what did you do with the morons?

Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin on the mic at May 10, 2018 03:43 PM (VpIIl)

90 Heh. I could buy and sell Philippe faster than a Bronx tenement.

Posted by: DJT Jr. at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (O5Q3r)

91 Democrats have an anger issue problem.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

Not so much an issue as a lifetime subscription.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

92 I saw Saints of Sanctimony open for Nine Inch Heels at Lalapalooza

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (ICWiF)

93 KG used to be smokin' but now she's smokin' everybody within a ten mile radius of her

Posted by: NCKate at May 10, 2018 03:41 PM (aJcb5)

I'm NEVER in the right place at the right time ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (fiGNd)

94 Pretty sure if you take Kimberly Guilfoyle out you will get something at the end of the night.....

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (LiyEm)

95 Thanks, Ace, for firing off all of these excellent news posts like a squirrel on crack.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (0bRDi)

96 It's 'ISIL', darnnit. You people just don't get Smart Diplomacy, do you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (nBBdT)

DAESH it all!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (n9EOP)

97 That kind of shit would start a fight where I work.

I don't think it would be really a fight so much as a single punch then a lot of crying and whining.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)

98 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (zwucm)

Who you dated in High School is not dirt.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (VzbI

When it was this Latin King guy it sure is. It also is intended to paint her in a less flattering light. Up until now she was a victim of Don's affair. This is intended to make her a less sympathetic figure.

People get divorced and sling mud. It's SOP.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (zwucm)

99 In the Vanessa/Don Jr. breakup, I must say that I've come to the conclusion that it's completely Don Jr's fault, and I don't think so much of him because of that. (but then Ron Reagan was always a smarmy, sanctimonious prig, so being the President's son doesn't make you anything special.)

Saw something (going off of memory since I can't source it) which said that in the year before the divorce, Don Jr had only spent 6 weeks with his wife, leaving her to take care of the kids while he was jetting off to Sri Lanka and other places for either business or pleasure. I think Vanessa decided that if she was going to have to live alone, she might as well make it official and get a nice big settlement out of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (k1TUh)

100 Do you think he's porking her? Did he really go where Gavin Newsome went?

Icky.
Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin
...............
If we're going there.. Just think about where PDT went when he was with Stormy Daniels.. that vajayjay was like Grand Central Station!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (so+oy)

101 John Abdul Brennan

Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, & gave North Korea more reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national security.

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (y3aQB)

102 I'd hit it, wake up, go back to sleep, hit it again.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (F8cRI)

103 Valentin Rivera is the Paolo?

I thought Valentin Rivera was a utility infielder for the Royals in the mid '80s

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (ZQfW9)

104 I mean, how did the whites ever procreate without the spicy, sexual prowess of various minorities to do the work that Americans just won't do?

Well, an aging mulatto with no Hanoverian blood might not produce much in the way of royal heirs, but at least if anything does pop out, we won't have a hemophiliac.

Posted by: Prince Harry at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (PGaB5)

105 When she takes off her makeup and hair extensions, Kimberly really looks like Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin on the mic at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (VpIIl)

106 Who are you people and what did you do with the morons"

We've replaced them with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (7LY+6)

107 Is Simon still around?

Rhouhani just released a statement saying Iran does not want any new tensions in the region.

Apparently getting your shit all fucked up by an Israeli bombing raid has a way of focusing one's thinking.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

108 Its rebound romance and sex..

Posted by: IC at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

109 If we're going there.. Just think about where PDT went when he was with Stormy Daniels.. that vajayjay was like Grand Central Station!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (so+oy)

Like carrying a Hot Dog in a Hallway ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (fiGNd)

110 The Left are hypocrites? The hell you say
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Hypocrisy is the KY of Left/Liberal/Dem/Prog sociopolitical intercourse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (nBBdT)

111 Missionary position with ~~socks~~ shoes on
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (n9EOP)

112 82
The Guilf is kinda hot but she's over 55, right?

She's being held together by superior genetics, makeup, diet, and insane workout regime.

Some guy shot back to the rumors that not every group outing between people is a date.

Kimberly turned 49 in March. Don Jr is 41 in a few months.

Bing is my friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (UsCnO)

113 However took that picture of boozed up Clinton on the airplane was probably not really fond of Clinton-even if they were in her campaign, because that photo will dog her forever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (tpDAe)

114 to be fair though, I still fantasize about my high school and college girl friends. The tight skin, the pert boobies, tiny butts, the lack of college indoctrination....

the old gray bear, she ain't what she used to be

so it goes both ways, playa

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (sB8d1)

115 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (zwucm)

You're accusing Don Jr of slinging mud based on what?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (VzbI8)

116 Kimberly sounds pretty smart but she is a tad to tall and big for me. I generally don't fantasize about going out with gals who can beat the shit out of me. But hey, that's just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (Lg2h/)

117 I can't wait till Avenatti leaks Guilfoyle's bank records.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (KxbBq)

118 LOL

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (LiyEm)

119 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

120 113-Whoever, not However.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 03:47 PM (tpDAe)

121 8 Kimberley Guilfoyle gets around.

10 ...he said Guilfoyle's not all that hot in person, largely a product of good hair and makeup.
------
8 I've heard from good authority she's a man eater so Junior better beware.

10 That's like saying fake boobies are a bad thing..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 10, 2018 03:47 PM (Fgc0C)

122 She's being held together by superior genetics, makeup, diet, and insane workout regime.

And botox and face fillers. That was my first thought when I saw her pic. NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:47 PM (zwucm)

123 "...being with a Latin King must've driven you insanely jealous. The machismo, the passion. Though act to follow."

Since the Dems think "Latin" is actually a race, Reines is just certifying his racist stereotyping prick credentials for everyone to see.

Well, that and he's hoping a couple of Latin Kings will tweet him privately later.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 10, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)

124 And for what? When you go to meet your Maker and He asks you what you did with the life and talents He gave you, all you'll be able to say is, "I was a bagman for the Clintons" before you're cast into eternal damnation. "

When Phillipe Reines meets HIS maker, Lucifer will say "Yes! You turned out exactly like I intended!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 03:47 PM (k1TUh)

125 It seems our courtier class are all media maven lawyers. How did we end up with all these f'n lawyers instead of STEMs?

Posted by: 13times at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (K3B2k)

126 Reine is the French for Queen.

I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (oYp/M)

127 "Well, an aging mulatto with no Hanoverian blood might not produce much in the way of royal heirs, but at least if anything does pop out, we won't have a hemophiliac"

ouch.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (sB8d1)

128 101 John Abdul Brennan

Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, & gave North Korea more reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national security.
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (y3aQB)

Somebody get him his meds.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

129 Chelsea Clinton ripped Raines for this one, saying it was "vile".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

130 People get divorced and sling mud. It's SOP."

Now you tell me...

/ John Ryan

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (7LY+6)

131 101 John Abdul Brennan

Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, & gave North Korea more reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national security.
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (y3aQB)

Somebody's feeling kinda butthurt.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (RD7QR)

132 If by dating you mean, making whoopee on piles of $100 bills, well probably.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (HgMAr)

133 the joke is about the woman who tells her new lover that she didn't realize he didn't have a big organ, and he replies that he didn't know he'd be playing in such a large cathedral.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (KxbBq)

134 I thought Valentin Rivera was a utility infielder for the Royals in the mid '80s
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (ZQfW9)

I thought he was the guy mowing lawns.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (oYp/M)

135 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (k1TUh)

I think it was the confirmation of his latest affair that did it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (VzbI8)

136 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:44 PM (zwucm)

You're accusing Don Jr of slinging mud based on what?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (VzbI

Oh Mother of Churchill, are you kidding me with this? That the stuff on her got released. I can only think you are trolling me or looking for a fight.

*disengaging*

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (zwucm)

137 Take me, my dusky latin lover.

Posted by: Phillipppppeeeee Reines Phantasizing at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

138 113 However took that picture of boozed up Clinton on the airplane was probably not really fond of Clinton-even if they were in her campaign, because that photo will dog her forever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (tpDAe)

My bet is that it was approved for release at the highest level, because everything was focus grouped and tightly controlled. They probably thought that it would make her more relatable to the commoners, because we are all a bunch of soul-less power hungry drunkards, just like hillary.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (Dp6qK)

139
At first glance, I'd say that Guilfoyle chick bears a resemblance to Milania.
Posted by: BurtTC

Exaggerated cartoonish features ala Jessica Rabbit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (IqV8l)

140 >>Somebody's feeling kinda butthurt.

Sounds scared to me. If he isn't then he isn't paying attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (/tuJf)

141 If by dating you mean, making whoopee on piles of $100 bills, well probably.

Thank you Obama!

Posted by: Ayatollah Thirdfromtheleft at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (PGaB5)

142 Apparently getting your shit all fucked up by an Israeli bombing raid has a way of focusing one's thinking.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2018 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

Especially considering how much did that stuff cost, that pallet of cash Obama brought is only getting smaller, how long did it take to get all of that stuff there and in place, and the people trained up for it and *poof* all gone.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

143 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

Me too!

Posted by: Former AG Schneiderman at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (n9EOP)

144 Vanessa being with a Latin King must've driven you insanely jealous. The machismo, the passion. Tough act to follow.

Is it just me or does Phillippe Reines sound extremely turned on?

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (Zdm89)

145 So are the twitteratti fragging Reines for his overt racism and objectification of our fine Latino guests, or cheering him on?

Inquiring minds want to know but don't really give a crap about twitter.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (ymnmz)

146 They're magnificent and they're real.

Posted by: Kim Guilfoyle at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (oY3AD)

147 John Abdul Brennan

Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear
deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our
closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, gave North Korea more
reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national
security.

What did Brennan tweet about Bibi's presentation?

Posted by: Phillipppppeeeee Reines Phantasizing at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (oVJmc)

148 10 He really hated Tyrus too.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 10, 2018 03:34 PM (3dsTO)

I still haven't got out of the habit of calling him "Brodus Clay", heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (WDCYi)

149 Guilfoyle-Over.The.Hill.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (r9UYA)

150
Vanessa being with a Latin King must've driven you insanely jealous.

There hasn't been a Latin King since Lucius Tarquinius Superbus died in 509 BC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (BWL+E)

151 FWIW, my favorite political bit on SNL is the two Trump sons. One's smart, the other dumb. I thought it could have legs if the gimmick was the Don Jr gets to land actual conservative points while teaching the other kid how to use crayons.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (sB8d1)

152 The United Nations says Secretary-General Antonio Guterres is urging an immediate halt to all hostile acts

Ok, that's nice, but make that a large pizza with extra meatballs...Oh and 3 cherry cokes. And put a rush on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (Lg2h/)

153 Somebody's feeling kinda butthurt.
The best thing about Trump is the people that he pisses off.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2018 03:50 PM (O5Q3r)

154 144 The Queen wants that Latin King up inside him....

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 03:51 PM (LiyEm)

155 Somebody's feeling kinda butthurt.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (RD7QR)

That's what happens when you assrape a coconut.

Posted by: SCOAMF at May 10, 2018 03:51 PM (Dp6qK)

156 Take me, my dusky latin lover"

The Paolo, he does not...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:51 PM (7LY+6)

157 Have you ever seen a picture of or an interview with Phillipe Reines?

It's obvious he has dreamed of a Latin Kings relationship all his life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, jail the MSM! at May 10, 2018 03:51 PM (rBnYq)

158 The Clintons are trash and always have been. Anyone in their orbit already is or becomes trashy as well.

Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2018 03:51 PM (oiNtH)

159 129 Chelsea Clinton ripped Raines for this one, saying it was "vile".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

Well...it's incredibly unprofessional. I just don't know if that matters anymore.

Going by Choksondik I guess it doesn't.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 03:51 PM (+lOpA)

160 Nothing that Phillip Reines says surprises me.

Posted by: TJ at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (YzMAB)

161 Especially considering how much did that stuff cost, that pallet of cash Obama brought is only getting smaller, how long did it take to get all of that stuff there and in place, and the people trained up for it and *poof* all gone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

And consider that much of that deliberately fungible cash is almost surely happily nestled in personal numbered accounts in bank vaults from Zurich to the Caymans!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (n9EOP)

162 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (Dp6qK)

Really? They were that dumb?. Hillary downing one drink at a dinner is fine, but three sheets to the wind while some guy hands her another drink is not a good look for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (tpDAe)

163 When she takes off her makeup and hair extensions, Kimberly really looks like Chelsea Manning.
Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin
---------

Old news now, but yesterday Chelsea's pic was published in USA Today. Can't find it. Anyhow, just goes to show that you can put lipstick on a pig, but....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (cp1if)

164 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

Me too!
Posted by: Former AG Schneiderman at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (n9EOP)

Damn Straight!

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (z79tQ)

165 Lucius Tarquinius Superbus "

What happened to his kid, Supertrain?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (7LY+6)

166 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him. He will regret it in the near future.

Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (FwSdb)

167 Have they revoked John Brennan's top secret credentials yet?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (U+nHb)

168 149 Guilfoyle-Over.The.Hill.

Son, if that's over the hill, I've been over the hill, through the valley, and over the mountain.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (F8cRI)

169 Valentin has got a serious farmer tan. If farmers ever wore tank tops.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (HgMAr)

170 Oh right, that reminds me of the trick shown in the movie "how to be a latin lover"...date really old women. They appreciate the attention. As the Grand Leader Admiral General Aladeen said, "yes, the darker races are less choosey."

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (sB8d1)

171 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (zwucm)

Don't play all shocked. You took a tweet that was solely aimed at Don Jr and turned it into Don Jr releasing mud to make himself look better. It is better you disengage.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (VzbI8)

172 138 They probably thought that it would make her more relatable to the commoners, because we are all a bunch of soul-less power hungry drunkards, just like hillary.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (Dp6qK)

It dinna work!

Posted by: m at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (0bRDi)

173 sigh...Don Jr. has issues

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (bUjCl)

174 That's what happens when you assrape a coconut"

Other way 'round, I'm thinking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (7LY+6)

175 Hillary has an exoskeleton. I can't believe it was ever her turn.

Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (FwSdb)

176 It's too bad about Don Jr & Vanessa's divorce - that must be tough for the kids.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (hMwEB)

177 What a nasty piece of work this Phillip Reines is to put this out there.. Wiki has zero info on his early life or family.. We must open a dossier on this man,,, Issue the MORON FISA warrants STAT!!

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (ICWiF)

178 At first glance, I'd say that Guilfoyle chick bears a resemblance to Milania.

Posted by: BurtTC

Exaggerated cartoonish features ala Jessica Rabbit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (IqV8l)

Yeah, I was looking at the face photo. I do think there's a resemblance, but that might just be the plastic surgery effect. Milania is definitely more graceful looking though.

This one, she appears to be a big gal,with thick legs, and as you suggest, the silly cartoonish curves.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (9chmE)

179 And consider that much of that deliberately fungible cash is almost surely happily nestled in personal numbered accounts in bank vaults from Zurich to the Caymans!"

Ha! Exactly what I was thinking. Everyone who got within a mile of that cash got at least one handful of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (k1TUh)

180
Phillip Reines is openly having a homo erotic dream on twitter.

Not surprising.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (pw+jk)

181
Vanessa being with a Latin King must've driven you insanely jealous. The machismo, the passion. Tough act to follow. Did you wonder if she fantasized about Valentin Rivera when intimate with you?

Kimberly Guilfoyle is half Puerto Rican

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (10vO4)

182 Why does Hillary go cross eyed when sipping a highball?

Posted by: Gumby at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (2LelM)

183 date really old women"

"They don't swell,
And are as grateful as hell"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (7LY+6)

184 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him. He will regret it in the near future.
Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (FwSdb)

How do you get that? How is stepping out with Guilfoyle not in his kids interests? And how do you know what kind o f father he is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (Lg2h/)

185 They were that dumb?. Hillary downing one drink at a dinner is fine, but three sheets to the wind while some guy hands her another drink is not a good look for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (tpDAe)

They/She thought they should be 50 points ahead and they didn't even need to campaign, fortunately for us. Yes, I think that they are that stupid and isolated from reality.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:56 PM (Dp6qK)

186 Son, if that's over the hill, I've been over the hill, through the valley, and over the mountain.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (F8cRI)

Finally ... a Voice of Reason.

I'm reminded of the wise, wise words of GrandDaddyScogg ... spoken to me many, many moons ago before his untimely passing ...

... "Don't cull no pussy, son. Just don't talk about it."

Now, that man won a Bronze Star at Chosin. If he says Don't Cull None, then None Shall Be Culled.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:56 PM (fiGNd)

187 182 Why does Hillary go cross eyed when sipping a highball?
Posted by: Gumby at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (2LelM)

Neurological condition?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 10, 2018 03:56 PM (RD7QR)

188 i like ike, and - though off topic - would like to add to the comments about deviled ham in a previous thread - that underwood deviled ham - though the underwood company was founded in 1822 - has the oldest continuously used logo in the american food - the red devil first appearing on its cans in 1970.

[i'm really getting into using dashes.]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 10, 2018 03:56 PM (Pg+x7)

189 There's a big bag of dicks out there that Filthippe Reines missed out on eating.

I'm sure he'll find them soon enough.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 10, 2018 03:56 PM (pXsFB)

190 And consider that much of that deliberately fungible cash is almost surely happily nestled in personal numbered accounts in bank vaults from Zurich to the Caymans!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (ctuyM)

191 Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (sB8d1)

"If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you!"

Posted by: Jimmy Soul at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (n9EOP)

192 166 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him. He will regret it in the near future."

Agreed, Monk - he doesn't seem to even realize he's being the typical rich fuck, "hey I'm gonna leave the kids behind and have fun, because I can!!!" And that didn't start after the divorce was filed, that attitude CAUSED the divorce.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (k1TUh)

193 She's got a face for Reverse Cowgirl and/or Radio.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (gAfd9)

194 38
113 However took that picture of boozed up Clinton on the airplane was
probably not really fond of Clinton-even if they were in her campaign,
because that photo will dog her forever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (tpDAe)

My bet is that it was approved for release at the highest level,
because everything was focus grouped and tightly controlled. They
probably thought that it would make her more relatable to the commoners,
because we are all a bunch of soul-less power hungry drunkards, just
like hillary.

I'm guessing there were a LOT of pics of drunk Hillary that never made it off the plane, or the hotel, or wherever she was when the drunk pic of her was snapped.

But you saw the number of black suits with earpieces around her. I'm sure they all have large piles of used camera memory cards in their possession that were grabbed from nosy picture takers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (UsCnO)

195 Chelsea Clinton ripped Raines for this one, saying it was "vile".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

My first thought, seeing that, is what did he do to her? I'm sure they have SOME sort of history.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (9chmE)

196 143
I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

Me too!

Posted by: Former AG Schneiderman at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (n9EOP)

hmm.

Posted by: O.J. at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (rEnRw)

197 John Brennan looks exactly like someone who would be the Director of the CIA--if the CIA were as evil as the Left has always portrayed it to be.

Posted by: girldog at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (g5YYQ)

198 in 1870 - not 1970 - damn splchk - (or bad typing).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (Pg+x7)

199 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him

I agree, at the very least he should spend time apart from women and with his kids for at least a year or two.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (39g3+)

200 John Abdul Brennan

Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, & gave North Korea more reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national security.

-
Dude, it's Thursday and you've still got a case of the Mondays.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)

201 191 "If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you!"
Posted by: Jimmy Soul at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (n9EOP)

Louis Farrakhan did a cover of this.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (WDCYi)

202 Ha! Exactly what I was thinking. Everyone who got within a mile of that cash got at least one handful of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
--------------

Hey, a handful of Tubmans doesn't go as far as it used to.

Posted by: Cargo Handler at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (9tO1t)

203 I saw that quote from Chozick that came from Thank You For Smoking (great film btw and despite the fact that Chris Buckley folded early on being conservative - he supported Obama over McCain, guessing that McCain's muscular conservatism was just too, too Butch for him) and I am like, honestly, who would use that line with someone unless they had actually been in the other person. Chozick describes it as "gynecological," but what was being described was not something from the doctor's office.

So, Reines is a terrible, awful person who gets paid to lie and smear, but, honestly, who would say that, unless there was some reason to say it?

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (Z5y53)

204 How do you get that? How is stepping out with Guilfoyle not in his kids interests? And how do you know what kind o f father he is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (Lg2h/)

You do realize that you both/all are being taken in by a media sideshow, right?

As someone said, best Trump day ever.

Iran deal dead/Israel pounds Iran.
NK hostages freed.
ISIS guys captured.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (Dp6qK)

205 Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (/tuJf)
====
DING DING DING !!!

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (y3aQB)

206 "Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, & gave North Korea more reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national security."

or...to put it another way...more winning.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 03:59 PM (sB8d1)

207 Divorced her? I didn't even know she had cancer! Man, I am out of the loop these days...

Posted by: John S-for-Shitstain McCain at May 10, 2018 03:59 PM (nBBdT)

208 Eric always seemed the sane one of the two - more level headed and reliable.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (bUjCl)

209 Ok, gotta run. Been fun today, y'all...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (7LY+6)

210 Why does Hillary go cross eyed when sipping a highball?

Posted by: Gumby at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (2LelM)
.............

one eye on the glass and one on the olive?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

211 I like how the Iran deal includes a thing not actually signed by Iran.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (sB8d1)

212 The pimp hand ... keep it strong.

Posted by: Chris Brown at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (fiGNd)

213 You do realize that you both/all are being taken in by a media sideshow, right?

As someone said, best Trump day ever.

Iran deal dead/Israel pounds Iran.
NK hostages freed.
ISIS guys captured.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (Dp6qK)

We're just bullshitting...it's a long day. We discussed all that other stuff already. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (Lg2h/)

214 Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous...

Amazing Rhythm Aces

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (RuIsu)

215 Wht does drunken granny get cross-eyed when tippling?

She has what's left of her mind thinking she wants a double highball.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (pXsFB)

216 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

Me too!

Posted by: Former AG Schneiderman at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (n9EOP)

hmm.
Posted by: O.J
--------------

I'd advise giving some thought to timing.

Posted by: John Bobbit at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (9tO1t)

217 How do you get that? How is stepping out with Guilfoyle not in his kids interests? And how do you know what kind o f father he is?"

Nevergiveup, this divorce is happening in large part because he left his wife and his kids behind while he traveled around and had fun for 46 out of the previous 52 weeks. Kids aren't something that you stick on a shelf 46 weeks out of the year and then pretend, maybe that you're interested in them on the few rare times when you actually make yourself available to see them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (k1TUh)

218 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 03:56 PM (fiGNd)

Had the honor of meeting two Chosin "participants" in real life. Fantastic men. I betting your Dad was the same!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 04:01 PM (n9EOP)

219 "Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, & gave North Korea more reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national security. "

Also today: various deep state swamp critters illustrated their hyperbolic inability to understand complex issues or the way the world works.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 04:01 PM (sB8d1)

220 "This one, she appears to be a big gal,with thick legs, and as you suggest, the silly cartoonish curves."

That, and a voice like a bandsaw cutting galvanized sheet tin.

Posted by: Deaf Melon Grover Washington at May 10, 2018 04:01 PM (BsuY/)

221 I agree, from the outside it looks like Don Jr is an irresponsible husband and dad.
Maybe seeing his dad cheat when he was at an impressionable age might be a factor.
Still it is sad to see him throwing his family away.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 04:01 PM (hMwEB)

222 My first thought, seeing that, is what did he do to her? I'm sure they have SOME sort of history.

He used to be a spokesman for the Clintons, and someone specifically tweeted it at her and asked for a comment.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 04:01 PM (ZGrMX)

223 176
It's too bad about Don Jr Vanessa's divorce - that must be tough for the kids.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 03:54 PM (hMwEB)
I am sure. Hopefully the parents are handling it well and making it as easy a transition for the kids as possible.

Posted by: IC at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)

224 Why does drunken granny get cross-eyed when tippling?

She has what's left of her mind thinking she wants a double highball.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson
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That can be corrected with glasses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (9tO1t)

225 This asshole Original Guy played Trump in mock debates for Hillary. No wonder her fat ass lost the debates

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (Ymy4N)

226 We're just bullshitting...it's a long day. We discussed all that other stuff already. LOL"

agreed - I don't really care anything about Don Jr., Ron Reagan was a total putz as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (k1TUh)

227 Sometimes, when the bitches cop an attitude, there's only one thing you can do ...

Posted by: Bobby Brown at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (fiGNd)

228
As someone said, best Trump day ever.

Iran deal dead/Israel pounds Iran.
NK hostages freed.
ISIS guys captured.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 03:58 PM (Dp6qK)

I have a great idea! Let's trot our Rudy Giuliani to cement these accomplishments in the public's mind!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (BWL+E)

229 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (zwucm)

Don't play all shocked. You took a tweet that was solely aimed at Don Jr and turned it into Don Jr releasing mud to make himself look better. It is better you disengage.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (VzbI

I have no idea what your deal is. I find you naive that you think all this stuff on his wife is coming out of nowhere all of a sudden. Of course he got it released into the press. He is his father's son. He did the cheating, and there will be the media fight before the court fight.

I am not going to explain nasty divorces and trying things in the media, before you try things in court.

I don't give 2 shits about some asshat who tweeted something nasty. But interesting to see how you feel the need to jump to Don Jr.'s defense. It's strange and weird actually.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (zwucm)

230 >>Iran deal dead/Israel pounds Iran.
NK hostages freed.
ISIS guys captured.

And it's not over....
He's got 3 Russian Hookers coming over tonight to pee on the White House Bedding that the Obamas used.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (gAfd9)

231 Nevergiveup, this divorce is happening in large part because he left his wife and his kids behind while he traveled around and had fun for 46 out of the previous 52 weeks. Kids aren't something that you stick on a shelf 46 weeks out of the year and then pretend, maybe that you're interested in them on the few rare times when you actually make yourself available to see them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (k1TUh)

How he and his wife were relating one thing. All I am asking is how do you know what his relationship is like with his kids. I have no idea. Nor do I see how him having dinner or going to a party with someone makes him a bad father? He might be, I don't know and neither do I think you know.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (Lg2h/)

232 We're just bullshitting...it's a long day. We discussed all that other stuff already. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 04:00 PM (Lg2h/)

Yeah, I'm slow to shift gears, or maybe not interested. I'll hit that hotair button like a Dem AG hits his little brown slave.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (Dp6qK)

233

Annnnnnddddd BAM!!

First again!

Just like that!

I'm on a roll baby,, on a R.O.L.L...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (pYqXv)

234 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM

Me too!

Posted by: Former AG Schneiderman at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM

hmm.
Posted by: O.J. at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM

step aside, gentlemen

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (ZQfW9)

235 I agree, from the outside it looks like Don Jr is an irresponsible husband and dad.
Maybe seeing his dad cheat when he was at an impressionable age might be a factor.
Still it is sad to see him throwing his family away.

I don't understand where you're getting all of this. His wife left him, now he's looking at other women. Is that no longer allowed by our feminist overlords or something?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)

236 Just because Don Jr. may be dating a woman already, how do you know he's not paying attention to his kids? How do you know he's not active in their lives. Jeebus people, stop the speculation. You don't know.
I've been hearing this same type of speculation about PDT and Melania. First it was she'll never move into the White House, she did and then it's she'll leave PDT after he leaves the White House. How, how do you know this?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (N3JsI)

237 BTW, Kimberly always takes home the gold medal in the cleavage competition.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 10, 2018 04:04 PM (pXsFB)

238 Why does Hillary go cross eyed when sipping a highball?

Posted by: Gumby at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (2LelM)
.............

She forgot her Fresnel prism glasses?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

239 Vanessa Trump is what now, around 40?

And this douche thinks she's fantasizing about a boyfriend she had when she was 16?

Dude needs to get out more.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 10, 2018 04:04 PM (fqUgw)

240 As someone said, best Trump day ever.

Iran deal dead/Israel pounds Iran.
NK hostages freed.
ISIS guys captured.

Hey, he couldn't have done all that without me! Literally.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 10, 2018 04:04 PM (ZpfqO)

241 agreed - I don't really care anything about Don Jr., Ron Reagan was a total putz as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Al Gore Jr.

Jesse Jackson Jr.

Joe Biden's kid

etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (ZpfqO)

242
I don't understand where you're getting all of this. His wife left him, now he's looking at other women. Is that no longer allowed by our feminist overlords or something?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)

Oh, that he's dating now is irrelevant to me.
I just think it's sad that he had 5 kids with his wife but apparently didn't care to spend time with them.
Dad was his role model growing up; must have an effect.
I'm glad Trump Sr seems to have reformed now; he seems to be a pretty good dad to Barron.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (hMwEB)

243 184 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him. He will regret it in the near future.
Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (FwSdb)

How do you get that? How is stepping out with Guilfoyle not in his kids interests? And how do you know what kind o f father he is?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 03:55 PM (Lg2h/)

He has been running around for at least a year, barely with his kids, causing tail, bringing a new woman in during the divorce. No. He is not putting his kids first, he is putting his dick and other worldly shit before them. It's selfish as fuck and insulting to us commoners who get our kids taken away and divorce raped for doing nothing.

It's indefensible.

Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (FwSdb)

244 Alrighty then Since when do the notorious 'Latin Kings' place sports trophy's on their bedroom dresser and get a tattoo that says love mom?

Phillip Reines have you ever even been laid?? Once?? Me thinks not..

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (ICWiF)

245 Okay, now who's Mish is Barron grabbing?

Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (8ikIW)

246 My first thought, seeing that, is what did he do to her? I'm sure they have SOME sort of history.

--------------------------------
He used to be a spokesman for the Clintons, and someone specifically tweeted it at her and asked for a comment.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 04:01 PM (ZGrMX)

Right. And Chelsea comes with a handler, just like everyone else in that godforsaken cult.

So what did it take for her to actually, you know, say something true? My guess is, she knows this guy better than the rest of us do, and I'm just wondering allowed, what did he do to Chelsea that she would use a word like "vile" toward this guy?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (9chmE)

247 As my former Marine father told me, "Never assume people are assholes, let them prove it to you."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (F8cRI)

248 >>Kimberly always takes home the gold medal in the cleavage competition.

That face, though. Like a Rictus Clown.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (gAfd9)

249 Phillipe Reines is Dick Morris pervy brother.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (xqfqx)

250 Dear President Trump.

Put me coach, I'm ready to play!

Posted by: Chris Christie, On the Beach at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (ATVNj)

251 Al Gore Jr.

Jesse Jackson Jr.

Joe Biden's kid

etc., etc.

And we could go on forever if we start on the Kennedy line.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (ZpfqO)

252 ...allowed, what did he do to Chelsea that she would use a word like "vile" toward this guy?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (9chmE)

...Wondering out loud. What the hell is wrong with the autocucumber today?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (9chmE)

253 245 Okay, now who's Mish is Barron grabbing?

Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (8ikIW)

MSM's, judging by their attacks. He's a mish-grabbing prodigy.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (Dp6qK)

254 Okay, now who's Mish is Barron grabbing?
Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (8ikIW)

over the line there, dude. He is 12.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (bUjCl)

255 Okay, now who's Mish is Barron grabbing?
Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (8ikIW)

He's 13, isn't he?. I hope he's grabbing no one's mish, and I expect Melania is a rather strict parent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 04:07 PM (tpDAe)

256 Had the honor of meeting two Chosin "participants" in real life. Fantastic men. I betting your Dad was the same!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 04:01 PM (n9EOP)

GrandDad was a nice old dude ... except when he wasn't. Saw him take a hawk-bill knife to a guy one time. Not exactly sure why - I was little then. Dad said he saw him bust off the bottom off a beer bottle and stick it in a guy's chest in a bar.

I don't guess my family was exactly Pillars of the Community.

Posted by: Bobby Brown at May 10, 2018 04:07 PM (fiGNd)

257
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

Me too!
Posted by: Former AG Schneiderman at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (n9EOP)

Damn Straight!

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (z79tQ)

Daryl, call me! All is forgiven!

Posted by: Jackson Browne at May 10, 2018 04:07 PM (XWkhW)

258 He has been running around for at least a year, barely with his kids, causing tail, bringing a new woman in during the divorce. No. He is not putting his kids first, he is putting his dick and other worldly shit before them. It's selfish as fuck and insulting to us commoners who get our kids taken away and divorce raped for doing nothing.

It's indefensible.
Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (FwSdb)

How do you know what his relationship is with is kids? Your assuming he ignores them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 04:07 PM (Lg2h/)

259 Sometimes marriages end. Doesn't have to be a bad guy.

People fall out of love.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (+lOpA)

260 166 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him. He will regret it in the near future.
Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (FwSdb)
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He didn't dump his family for her.
She's not exactly the first skirt he's chased.

And his behavior is more "rich boy" than "ghetto," although I'd just go with "selfish" and "irresponsible."
It's a matter of character, not class or race.

But, yeah, too bad for the kids.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (0jtPF)

261 Today, Donald Trump simultaneously lied about the Iranian nuclear deal, undermined global confidence in US commitments, alienated our closest allies, strengthened Iranian hawks, & gave North Korea more reason to keep its nukes. This madness is a danger to our national security.

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It's amazing how Obozo and the other super geniuses do everything right and things get worse and worse than some barely functioning retard like Reagan and Trump comes along and everything suddenly starts getting better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (+y/Ru)

262 Any news on the Biden kid who screwed around on his wife with his dead brother's wife?

Anything?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (ATVNj)

263 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 03:40 PM (oYp/M)

"Reines" means "queens" in French.

I called him "queenie" in a tweet, and he blocked me.

I'm shocked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (wYseH)

264 For all of you who scream "No math!", we are allowed to do fun math on the blog.

Example:
It's 90 degrees outside.
I have 10 ice cold beers.
You take one.
What do you have?

That's right. A broken arm.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (2GjZZ)

265 Piss Christ
Sister Act
Sarah Silverman on Jesus
Farakkan on Jews, gays, whites, etc etc etc

Draw a picture of Mohammed?
Go to jail, Hatey McHaterson!

"Choose one lane, assholes." indeed.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (koNhm)

266 what did he do to Chelsea that she would use a word like "vile" toward this guy?

She was directly confronted on Twitter by someone asking her about this guy's words, and she responded properly. She's been pretty quiet lately, either this is a new tactic or maybe she's learned something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (39g3+)

267 Somebody who runs his mouth like Reines obviously denigrates women and I'd bet the farm has some MeToo skeletons in his closet, probably the Clintons keeping the lid on.

I'd give real money to see Joe Scarborough go down. If that guy's not a date-rapist then I'm no judge of a pot of pish.

Posted by: docweasel at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (Made5)

268 I don't understand where you're getting all of this. His wife left him, now he's looking at other women. Is that no longer allowed by our feminist overlords or something?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)

His wife left him because he was running around with other women, cheating on her, and basically an absent father. He chose pussy over being a dad. Many dads chose their kids and still get divorce raped and kids taken away.

Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (FwSdb)

269 Philippe blocked me on Twitter. 192 likes and counting.

https://tinyurl.com/y7hqgkfu

Posted by: troyriser at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (qUD5Q)

270 That's right. A broken arm.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (2GjZZ)

And a free ice cold beer.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (Dp6qK)

271 Regardless of Don Jr's personal life, I still like his political views.
Much better than Ivanka's.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (hMwEB)

272 In reality, I care as much about Don Jr doing or not doing whatever as I do about his Dad doing Stormy Daniels.

But it's a hoot to see how desperate the left is to find something we'll care about after they've spent the last 30 years telling us our morals were stupid, backward and barbaric.
So they won!
And in doing so, they lost, because we don't give a shit anymore and their Alinsky gun is out of ammo.

But when it's over, I know where my morals are stored, they never had any to start with.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (37IEG)

273
Nevergiveup, this divorce is happening in large part because he left his wife and his kids behind while he traveled around and had fun for 46 out of the previous 52 weeks.

So do truck drivers.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (10vO4)

274 -
--

As someone said, best Trump day ever.

-----------

Nah. That will always and forever be election night, when he prevented a C-Hag presidency.

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (pMGkg)

275 254
Okay, now who's Mish is Barron grabbing?

Posted by: Bruce at May 10, 2018 04:05 PM (8ikIW)

over the line there, dude. He is 12.

He is a Trump, so it is time to turn loose on his reputation.

It is what we do!

Posted by: The Mainstream Media Whores, with awesome hairdressers and makeup people at May 10, 2018 04:10 PM (UsCnO)

276 That face, though. Like a Rictus Clown.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (gAfd9)

I know...horrible!

Almost as ugly as Kate Upton.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 10, 2018 04:10 PM (wYseH)

277 262 Any news on the Biden kid who screwed around on his wife with his dead brother's wife?

--

that family is such a gothic melodrama

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 04:10 PM (hMwEB)

278 Just because Don Jr. may be dating a woman already,
how do you know he's not paying attention to his kids? How do you know
he's not active in their lives. Jeebus people, stop the speculation. You
don't know.
I've been hearing this same type of speculation about
PDT and Melania. First it was she'll never move into the White House,
she did and then it's she'll leave PDT after he leaves the White House.
How, how do you know this?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 10, 2018 04:03 PM (N3JsI)

The upthread comment was, he spent 46 of the last 52 weeks away from his children.

That's an awfully specific stat. Supplied by whom, is what I'm wondering.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 04:10 PM (9chmE)

279 My guess on the Chelsea response on Reines - she didn't know who he was.

Or she does. One of the other stories out of the Chozick book was that Clinton campaign staff did not get along with Chelsea.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 04:10 PM (Z5y53)

280

Hope this doesn't mess up the margins.

The IDF struck an SA22 aerial interception system as part of a wide-scale attack against Iranian military sites in Syria

https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/994625305007607813

You can see one guy running back to the SA22. Boom.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 10, 2018 04:11 PM (fceHP)

281 I really do not care who is dating who. Or even who wants to date who. Or even who someone thinks is dating who.

Unless someone wants to date me it is not worth my time to worry about it.

Posted by: Big V at May 10, 2018 04:11 PM (ZvLtE)

282 Honestly I don't give a rat's ass about D Trump Jr.
He does not look like the kind of guy I'd every end up having a drink with

But it is funny that the same press that is ripping his father apart and we all hate and dismiss is now doing the same to DT Jr. and it is taken as gospel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (Lg2h/)

283 "Philippe blocked me on Twitter. 192 likes and counting."

whoa! fuck that pizzagating pedophile art collecting loon. lozl

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (sB8d1)

284 Apropos of everything and nothing I just got an overpriced coffee from a place near my office where I was served by a cringing beta male, working next to his stridently confident butch-haired cis-female-person. The register has a sticker (facing the customers) that reads: "The Future is Female."

A gave him .50 to help pay off his degree.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (koNhm)

285 I don't understand where you're getting all of this. His wife left him, now he's looking at other women."

In actual fact, he left his wife about a year ago, and she finally decided it was time to make it official after putting up with it way longer than most women would have, undoubtedl because of the name and fame implications.

When I say "left", I mean he started spending the days and nights anywhere but home, and by all accounts I've seen he had nothing at all to do with his kids except on the rare times he would show up, accounting for about 6 weeks total out of 52.

He's not abnormal - most wealthy and powerful men are poor fathers, ranging from kind of bad to unbelievably awful. Which is a big reason why the kids of wealthy families go bad so much of the time.

Donald Sr, while he has had divorces, appears to have always worked hard to involve his children in his life, and that reflects well on him. Too bad his son didn't pick up on that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (k1TUh)

286 Guilfoyle is pretty and has a nice body, but is there a more overused Page Six word than "stunning?" I mean everybody is the gossip pages is "Stunning." Remember that Anna Chapman Russian spy? She was okay looking, but every day, the papers called her stunning. She was not.
And neither is Guilfoyle.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (7uYFy)

287 That face, though. Like a Rictus Clown.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 04:06 PM (gAfd9)

She. Has a face?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (Dp6qK)

288 260 166 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him. He will regret it in the near future.
Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 03:53 PM (FwSdb)
---------------------------
He didn't dump his family for her.
She's not exactly the first skirt he's chased.

And his behavior is more "rich boy" than "ghetto," although I'd just go with "selfish" and "irresponsible."
It's a matter of character, not class or race.

But, yeah, too bad for the kids.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2018 04:08 PM (0jtPF)

People with money behave like white trash/Ghetto. It's dumb, selfish, and irresponsible either way. Thinking with his dick.

Like I said he will regret it and it will have a negative effect on his kids.

Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (FwSdb)

289 I'd give real money to see Joe Scarborough go down.

-
Dude, that's so bent I don't think even Porn Hub has a channel for it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

290 129 Chelsea Clinton ripped Raines for this one, saying it was "vile".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

Full marks to Chelsea on this one.

Gotta give credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (oYp/M)

291 Usted un kangs!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (VgKNm)

292 Heh ... off Bobby Brown sock. Bobby Brown reminiscing about my GrandDad would be pretty fucked up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 04:13 PM (fiGNd)

293 Posted by: troyriser at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (qUD5Q)

Your tweet to Reines was great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 10, 2018 04:13 PM (wYseH)

294 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Ted Danson at May 10, 2018 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

Me too!
Posted by: Former AG Schneiderman at May 10, 2018 03:49 PM (n9EOP)

Damn Straight!

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 10, 2018 03:52 PM (z79tQ)

#MeToo
#LeftHook

Posted by: Chris Brown at May 10, 2018 04:13 PM (8D42x)

295 Henceforth, she shall be referred to as Kimberly Milf-oyle.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (ukNFU)

296 Some network did a story on fake news last night. Of course the producer’s Mom was one subject because she has stupidly moved from a liberal to a Trump supporter.
According to the story she is not only a tool of the Ruskies but she completely fell for the right wing conspiracy theory that Hillary! Is a hard drinker with health problems.

Posted by: New Phone at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (x7uhf)

297 And a free ice cold beer.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 04:09 PM (Dp6qK)

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

~Steve Martin

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (+lOpA)

298 My guess on the Chelsea response on Reines - she didn't know who he was.

He worked for her mom and I think he was Chelsea's press secretary at one point. She knew. Probably not fond of the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)

299 192 166 Feel terrible for his kids. This is ghetto by Don Jr. not being an active father in his kids lives and instead trading them in for a skirt close to 10 years older than him. He will regret it in the near future."

Agreed, Monk - he doesn't seem to even realize he's being the typical rich fuck, "hey I'm gonna leave the kids behind and have fun, because I can!!!" And that didn't start after the divorce was filed, that attitude CAUSED the divorce.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 03:57 PM (k1TUh)

WOW you two are soo smart, How can you know all that never having ever met these people? Coming from a family with five children one might not get one on one attention with dad for a long time even when he is home,,

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (ICWiF)

300 #MeToo
#LeftHook

Posted by: Chris Brown at May 10, 2018 04:13 PM (8D42x)

Hah !!! See 212 !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (fiGNd)

301 troy, I think 12 is a little old for podesta

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (sB8d1)

302 Any news on the Biden kid who screwed around on his wife with his dead brother's wife?

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He was just biding his time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

303 I tried to be all ghetto and shit but WeaselWoman told me to stop it.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (MVjcR)

304 281 I really do not care who is dating who. Or even who wants to date who. Or even who someone thinks is dating who.

Unless someone wants to date me it is not worth my time to worry about it.
Posted by: Big V at May 10, 2018 04:11 PM (ZvLtE)

This.

In candor, I wasn't aware of Don Jr.'s existence until this thread.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (oYp/M)

305 And lo and behold, what newly appears in the side-bar?

Drift Compatible Podcast link...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (RJHwk)

306

BAM!!

Second too!!!

I'm soooooooo winning today!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (mPeei)

307 284 Apropos of everything and nothing I just got an overpriced coffee from a place near my office where I was served by a cringing beta male, working next to his stridently confident butch-haired cis-female-person. The register has a sticker (facing the customers) that reads: "The Future is Female."

A gave him .50 to help pay off his degree.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (koNhm)

*Sigh* Pretty much a metaphor for our national plight.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (RD7QR)

308 It seems obvious from these comments that many people don't have the background on this divorce. His affair, his wife trying to save the marriage. I read it all over a month ago overseas.

Of course our press will rip apart any Trump stuff they can. Red meat to them.

I don't pay a lot of attention to our press antics.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (zwucm)

309 Kimberly has an unfortunate trout mouth. Some fishermen may find it appealing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (vkS2Z)

310 The upthread comment was, he spent 46 of the last 52 weeks away from his children.

-

I'm not suggesting this is the situation, but I can almost hear some friends ex wives saying something similar after doing everything in their power to prevent the dad from being near the kids.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (VgKNm)

311 I tried to be all ghetto and shit but WeaselWoman told me to stop it.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (MVjcR)

Flash me a gang-sign or something. She'll never know.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (fiGNd)

312 That's a pretty good picture of Vanessa in that montage with the cringey callow doucherag. She looks slightly ... askew ... in most other pictures I've seen.

Posted by: aficionado at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (+INtM)

313 I agree with the poster above who said that the tweet sounded liked Phillippe Reines was attracted to the Latin King guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (tpDAe)

314 Kimberly Guilfoyle also has had work done on her. Probably botox, a face lift and those lips-- those lips are off-putting.
she's a whiner and Jasper would go for my throat, but I'd take Perino any day. And I would bet a year's salary, she has A LOT less mileage on her clock.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (7uYFy)

315 306

BAM!!

Second too!!!

I'm soooooooo winning today!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (mPeei)

Life comes at you fast. Bollards even faster.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (Dp6qK)

316 Jr. may be a monster or a saint, I don't care. But, unless you know him personally, everything you think you know has be supplied by the press. Why people believe anything they say is beyond me.

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (pMGkg)

317 223--Hopefully the parents are handling it well and making it as easy a transition for the kids as possible.
Posted by: IC at May 10, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)
------------------------------------
Generally speaking, getting into a new relationship immediately after the divorce is announced---with a celebrity, no less--- is not "making it as easy a transition for the kids as possible." To put it kindly.

That said, what do we really know of private lives?
And it's really none of our business.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (0jtPF)

318 If Phillipe Reines were dying in a fire, I would sip an ice cold frosty gallon of water.

Then I would piss on his corpse on my way to having sex with his significant other. Probably another guy, but bukake is not dependent on gender.

Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin on the mic at May 10, 2018 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

319 The future is female

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My favorite 51% of the population minority.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 10, 2018 04:17 PM (VgKNm)

320 Flash me a gang-sign or something. She'll never know.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (fiGNd)
------
/-\|>_]\~|

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)

321 Wasn't Kimberly married to Gavin Newsome?

Posted by: navybrat now with more emulsions at May 10, 2018 04:17 PM (w7KSn)

322 309 Kimberly has an unfortunate trout mouth. Some fishermen may find it appealing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (vkS2Z)

*winks at trouser trout*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 04:18 PM (Dp6qK)

323 a male Hillary AID is mocking DJTjr?

whatevs faggot

Posted by: X at May 10, 2018 04:18 PM (nFwvY)

324 agree with the poster above who said that the tweet sounded liked Phillippe Reines was attracted to the Latin King guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2018 04:16 PM (tpDAe)

-

He's got decent tits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 10, 2018 04:18 PM (VgKNm)

325 Kimberly has an unfortunate trout mouth. Some fishermen may find it appealing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (vkS2Z)

Not a deal-breaker ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 04:18 PM (fiGNd)

326 316 Jr. may be a monster or a saint, I don't care. But, unless you know him personally, everything you think you know has be supplied by the press. Why people believe anything they say is beyond me.

--

good point

prayers for their family

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 04:18 PM (hMwEB)

327 Shit who ever could pull me out of Guilfoyle would be the rightful King of England.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 10, 2018 04:18 PM (Bdeb0)

328 Chelsea Clinton ripped Raines for this one, saying it was "vile".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM

Full marks to Chelsea on this one.

Gotta give credit where credit is due.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM

IIRC, Chelsea is close "socially" with Vannessa & Ivanka; props to her for standing up for her friend

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2018 04:19 PM (ZQfW9)

329 @307

*Sigh* Pretty much a metaphor for our national plight.

A part of me wanted to tap him on the shoulder and ask him: "Seriously dude, don't you have a shred of pride?" But I'm not his Dad.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 10, 2018 04:19 PM (koNhm)

330
I don't pay a lot of attention to our press antics.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla
-----------
What?!

*brandishes tax return*

Posted by: Racheal Maddow at May 10, 2018 04:19 PM (y3sT9)

331 That Latin Kings douche would probably look like a decent guy without that ghetto get-up....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2018 04:19 PM (7uYFy)

332 OK I can't laugh this much without busting something.

Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin on the mic at May 10, 2018 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

333 Well, the Trumps are professional builders.

So it helps to have a woman at your side with a face like a speed-square.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2018 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

334 The first rule of the /-\|>_]\~| gang is don't sign about the /-\|>_]\~| gang.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (ATVNj)

335 129 Chelsea Clinton ripped Raines for this one, saying it was "vile".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2018 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

Full marks to Chelsea on this one.

Gotta give credit where credit is due.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (oYp/M)

Once in awhile she comes through. She defended Barron too. She also had to read about her father's antics. She knows kids can be cruel, and who knows if a classmate will feel the need to share this with one of Don's kids.

The left continue to prove its lack of civility.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (zwucm)

336 I'm going to start wearing my John Deere hat all crookedy.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (MVjcR)

337 309
Kimberly has an unfortunate trout mouth. Some fishermen may find it appealing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (vkS2Z)

And me too.

Posted by: Beoff Sequoialog at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

338
Just for the record Vanessa Trump grew up in a very wealthy NYC family that was in the modeling and entertainment business and her career was wealthyNYC socialite before marrying Don Jr

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (10vO4)

339 Kimberly has an unfortunate trout mouth. Some fishermen may find it appealing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 10, 2018 04:15 PM (vkS2Z)

Her mouth is so big, she's make anything she was sucking on look like a straw.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (7uYFy)

340 If Philippe Reins was sucking my dick I'd be guzzling 91-octane and clicking the spark lighter around my face.

I assume I'd get Arlington for that.

Posted by: JEM at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (PGaB5)

341 I've seen Guilfoyle up close. Eh, I bet spackle and extra hair extensions are essentials.

Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin on the mic at May 10, 2018 04:21 PM (VpIIl)

342 Wow...Kim's getting the business in here.

Oh well. I'm having too much fun with all the winning.

See y'all in the nood.

BTW...nood.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 04:21 PM (+lOpA)

343 Not to blow smoke up any ones keister, but there are some clever folks on this here blog....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 04:21 PM (F8cRI)

344 Just for the record Vanessa Trump grew up in a very wealthy NYC family that was in the modeling and entertainment business and her career was wealthyNYC socialite before marrying Don Jr
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (10vO4)

They probably met by traveling in the same circles...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2018 04:21 PM (7uYFy)

345 So the last thread gets blocked by work filters for sex, but there's no problem on this one. OK then.

Posted by: josephistan at May 10, 2018 04:21 PM (7HtZB)

346 Barbequed hamburgers should be cooked 8 minutes per side.

Posted by: John McCain at May 10, 2018 04:21 PM (XcgmW)

347 I'm going to start wearing my John Deere hat all crookedy.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 04:20 PM (MVjcR)

Cool ... but for cryin' out loud, roll the bill, man.

Friends don't let Friend wear Flat-Bills.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 04:22 PM (fiGNd)

348 NOOD

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 10, 2018 04:22 PM (hMwEB)

349 Her mouth is so big, she's make anything she was sucking on look like a straw.....

Duuuude...we've SO got that covered.

Gotta scoot and order some more 2in 600psi flanges.

Posted by: Pipefitters Local 431 at May 10, 2018 04:22 PM (PGaB5)

350 You should never bring a knife to a gunfight.

Posted by: John McCain: Deathbed Wisdom at May 10, 2018 04:23 PM (XcgmW)

351 346
Barbequed hamburgers should be cooked 8 minutes per side.

Posted by: John McCain at May 10, 2018 04:21 PM (XcgmW)
Damned Arizona crank - if you only cooked it for 16 minutes, it ain't Barbeque.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 10, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)

352 Ana Navarro
@ananavarro
I don't know what horrible crap has happened in politics today, because I was laying my sister-friend, #LisaQuiroz, to rest. She lead a purposeful life. She made the world a litttle better. Oh, and like McCain, she didn't want Trump at her funeral either.

Classy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

353 318 If Phillipe Reines were dying in a fire, I would sip an ice cold frosty gallon of water.

Then I would piss on his corpse on my way to having sex with his significant other. Probably another guy, but bukake is not dependent on gender.
Posted by: Marcus T, Rockin on the mic at May 10, 2018 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

Dilly Dilly !

Posted by: Earl of Samich at May 10, 2018 04:23 PM (ICWiF)

354 During trial, an attorney shouldn't ask witnesses questions the attorney doesn't already know the answer to.

Posted by: John McCain: Deathbed Wisdom at May 10, 2018 04:24 PM (XcgmW)

355 >>>I don't care. But, unless you know him personally, everything you think you know has be supplied by the press. Why people believe anything they say is beyond me.

this

Posted by: concrete girl at May 10, 2018 04:24 PM (TNEdO)

356 WOW you two are soo smart, How can you know all that never having ever met these people? Coming from a family with five children one might not get one on one attention with dad for a long time even when he is home"

Thanks to many years of hard work and a bit of luck I've managed to not get divorced myself - but you have no idea how many divorces I've seen up close and personal, both friends and family, how many times I've tried to counsel people heading in to them, sometimes successfully, sometimes not, how many times I've seen one coming a year or so before either of the parties did, and sadly, how many times I've seen innocent children hurt by the stupid actions of their selfish parents. Let's just say it's been enough times that I recognize all the typical patterns quite easily now.

And it's in big part because while every couple of course is different, just about all of the relationship problems come down to the same old same old shit, over and over again. And the kids ALWAYS get hurt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 04:24 PM (k1TUh)

357 You should look both ways before crossing the street.

Posted by: John McCain: Deathbed Wisdom at May 10, 2018 04:25 PM (XcgmW)

358 And speaking of classy . . .

NARAL
@NARAL
You know what #MomsDontNeed this #MothersDay? Anti-choice politicians who can't seem to mind their own business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 04:25 PM (+y/Ru)

359 331 That Latin Kings douche would probably look like a decent guy without that ghetto get-up....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2018 04:19 PM (7uYFy)
---------------------------------
But it's soooo sexy!

Posted by: Philippe la Reine at May 10, 2018 04:25 PM (0jtPF)

360 The Nazis were bad men.

Posted by: John McCain: Deathbed Wisdom at May 10, 2018 04:25 PM (XcgmW)

361 300 #MeToo
#LeftHook

Posted by: Chris Brown at May 10, 2018 04:13 PM (8D42x)

Hah !!! See 212 !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 10, 2018 04:14 PM (fiGNd)

damnit!!!!

work slowed down my response. but well played sir.

Posted by: Todler at May 10, 2018 04:25 PM (8D42x)

362

My back sure is aching today...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 10, 2018 04:26 PM (mPeei)

363 352
Ana Navarro

@ananavarro

I don't know what horrible crap has happened in politics today,
because I was laying my sister-friend, #LisaQuiroz, to rest. She lead a
purposeful life. She made the world a litttle better. Oh, and like
McCain, she didn't want Trump at her funeral either.

Classy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

What a POS, how could anyone think like this?
Then I realized it was Ana Navarro, and it all made sense.
She is a true backstabber of international acclaim.
And pissed that Stormy Daniels' Pimp is taking away airtime from her at CNN.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 10, 2018 04:26 PM (UsCnO)

364
Ana Navarro
@ananavarro
I don't know what horrible crap has happened in politics today, because I was laying my sister-friend

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2018 04:26 PM (IqV8l)

365 Sounds like Trump Jr. getting a divorce was the right move.

I know it was the distant past and had nothing to do with the divorce, but any rich girl that is carrying on with actual street thugs has some major damage.

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2018 04:27 PM (lKmt3)

366
But it's soooo sexy!

Posted by: Philippe la Reine

I'll bet you really get off on MS-13 dudes!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2018 04:28 PM (IqV8l)

367 A gave him .50 to help pay off his degree.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 10, 2018 04:12 PM (koNhm)

Bet he get twice that for head at the bus station

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2018 04:28 PM (JFO2v)

368
Not to blow smoke up any ones keister, but there are some clever folks on this here blog....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
_______________

Yep,, I am after all, the smartest woman in the world. Oh, and you can quote me on that...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 10, 2018 04:28 PM (mPeei)

369 362

My back sure is aching today...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 10, 2018 04:26 PM (mPeei)

She will be turned into some type of robo android zombie and paraded out for elections the next hundred years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2018 04:30 PM (JFO2v)

370
Thanks to many years of hard work and a bit of luck I've managed to not get divorced myself - but you have no idea how many divorces I've seen up close and personal, both friends and family, how many times I've tried to counsel people heading in to them, sometimes successfully, sometimes not, how many times I've seen one coming a year or so before either of the parties did, and sadly, how many times I've seen innocent children hurt by the stupid actions of their selfish parents. Let's just say it's been enough times that I recognize all the typical patterns quite easily now.

And it's in big part because while every couple of course is different, just about all of the relationship problems come down to the same old same old shit, over and over again. And the kids ALWAYS get hurt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 04:24 PM (k1TUh
just sayin carry on then...

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 10, 2018 04:31 PM (ICWiF)

371 Poor Hillary. I would sincerely like to buy her a mason jar full of Arkansas moonshine and help her to drown her sorrows.

Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2018 04:32 PM (J7XgW)

372 The above photo in the header is photo shopped to the max!! But you knew that.

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 10, 2018 04:33 PM (ICWiF)

373 The upthread comment was, he spent 46 of the last 52 weeks away from his children.

That's an awfully specific stat. Supplied by whom, is what I'm wondering.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2018 04:10 PM (9chmE)

Yes, I'm wondering about the source for that stat as well. Can anyone here provide a link?

Posted by: girldog at May 10, 2018 04:34 PM (g5YYQ)

374 365 Sounds like Trump Jr. getting a divorce was the right move.

I know it was the distant past and had nothing to do with the divorce, but any rich girl that is carrying on with actual street thugs has some major damage.
Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2018 04:27 PM (lKmt3)

Pretty sure she dated the guy in question during high school.

Posted by: Monk at May 10, 2018 04:39 PM (FwSdb)

375 John McCain (R-McCain). "Patriot" confesses what we all knew: He personally passed on the Clinton dossier to Comey. Amazing amount of hatred and spite in such a little little man. I cannot describe how proud I am to have NOT voted for this gnome. [krak/t]

2008 was a tough choice. Manchurian candidate vs. Manchurian candidate. lose lose.

Posted by: X at May 10, 2018 04:44 PM (nFwvY)

376 She's 49... he's 40...

Daddy's gonna tell him she's at least 20 years too old to be a second wife...

Posted by: Bubba at May 10, 2018 04:49 PM (DpOmP)

377 Travelling in circles makes me dizzy.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (RuIsu)

378 John McCain (R-McCain). "Patriot" confesses what we all knew: He personally passed on the Clinton dossier to Comey.

Oh man John, why'd ya do that to yourself? I guess as a dying man he is free to confess all his sins now, without fear of reprisals. Or maybe he is making his peace before passing on...a lot of people do that. It is gonna look bad in his biography though.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 07:06 PM (zwucm)

379 The only interest I have in this story is to point out that Vanessa is 10x finer than Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Posted by: Oyster Roast at May 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Z7+ew)

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