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Jeff Sessions: We Have a Zero Tolerance Policy on Border Crossing. If You Smuggle Your Child Across, We'll Both Prosecute You and Your Child
Sleepy Jeff is at least #Woke on immigration enforcement.
His statement, as reported by the LA Times:"If you are smuggling a child, then we will prosecute you and that child will be separated from you as required by law," Sessions said earlier Monday in Scottsdale, Ariz. “If you don’' like that, then don’t smuggle children over our border."He also said the agency would no longer try to keep illegal alien families together, but would separate them into juvenile detainment and adult detainment facilities. Park's closed. Moose out front should have told you.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2018 07:41 PM (0s3bJ)
Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2018 07:42 PM (0s3bJ)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 07:43 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Miklos at May 09, 2018 07:43 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 07:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Gonna need bigger camps ...
Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 07:44 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Miklos from ICE at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (6Ll1u)
Yea, about that.
https://tinyurl.com/y7nf56bw
There is a criminal investigation going on and has been for many months now.
But don't tell Sean Davis.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (djc4i)
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Heh. No, he doesn't say that the child will be prosecuted. It will be separated from the parent and sent to a juvenile shelter.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (pvjTE)
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You'd be surprised at the number of bases going to waste. Remember the Marial Boat Lift?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (oLa9K)
American criminals - even ones who steal so their family can live better- don't get to stay out of jail just cuz they have kids. Nor do they get to go to a kiddy center to hang out with their kids because its too horrific to split up their family.
Do the crime; do the time-- without your kid.
Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BZA5F)
hmm...
*sketching Wile E. Coyote style engineering drafts on a cocktail napkin....*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (roQNm)
Suggested revision
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Harry Reid, with "time" on his hands at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)
Oh yeah! I remember that guy! President Trump appointed him to some post but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Lorraine Bobbit at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (hczC1)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (Tyii7)
Oh yeah! I remember that guy! President Trump appointed him to some post but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
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Secretary of Mattress Testing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Build the dang coffin!
Posted by: John McCain at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (4MxHJ)
Park's closed. Moose out front should have told you.
His Honor Justice Kahanamoku will say differently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (QdDcE)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)
can we end anchor babies now.
Also, can we end the practice of selling citizenship to Chinamen what claim to be starting businesses here (i.e., bribing the govt with $500K).
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 09, 2018 07:49 PM (sB8d1)
Posted by: Hawaiian judge at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Harry Reid, with "time" on his hands at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)
Bullshit, Harry. I called dibs.
Posted by: Oderus Urungus at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Judge Kamoniwannalaia at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (yTnCT)
What would you guys pay to see crazy Louise Mensch and Liz Mair scissor each other on top of a pile of Trump 2020 stickers?
Posted by: John McCain at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (4MxHJ)
Suggested revision
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (UdKB7)
19 The children will be separated from their parents? Bring the adorable tykes to me.
Posted by: Harry Reid"
See?,
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (BG55H)
Posted by: Harry Reid, with "time" on his hands at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)
Bullshit, Harry. I called dibs.
Posted by: Oderus Urungus
We need all the moppets we can get. We lost 9 today.
Posted by: VIctorian Textile Mills, Ltd at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Colin at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (C0yxM)
Posted by: tzampotli franchises available at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (zCyNd)
will be separated from you as required by law," Sessions said earlier
Monday in Scottsdale, Ariz. If you dont like that, then dont smuggle
children over our border."
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Illegal aliens are practicing saying the word "Russia" in order to negate this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (VgKNm)
Mitt kept women in a trapper keeper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (BG55H)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Ruth Bader-Meinhof at May 09, 2018 07:53 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Lint at May 09, 2018 07:53 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mister Jinks at May 09, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vV/gB)
To be fair, we have NO idea how much of that sweet untraceable unaccountable money actually got to Iran and how much wound up in Switzerland (or the Caymans)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: The Soothberries at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (4MxHJ)
Posted by: Taco Hell at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (zCyNd)
Enjoy!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (kufk0)
(and the media yammers on about the porn star)
https://tinyurl.com/y9pv2png
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (tpDAe)
From your first cigarette to your last dying day
Sharks -- love jazz music...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)
But mostly, one simply has to laugh and shake one's head at the ridiculous Keystone Kops performance of whatever one wants to call this loose (or tight, who knows) cabal of anti-Trump nutcases - funders, lawyers, apparently federal govt. officials (and felons), the "press".
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: The Soothberries at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (4MxHJ)
Hmmm....
Posted by: Miklos, mixing a b-52, or maybe Russian Quaalude at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: NHS baby elimination division at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (ABjxW)
Drop the pucks, and see where they land. Because that's where you're gonna land, as soon as the plane touches down.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (BRvh1)
Illegal Mooses? At the southern border?
Posted by: Miklos at May 09, 2018 07:43 PM (zCyNd)
My friend is not illegal, but a red blooded American Moose who hangs a lot in Canada without a passport because he knows the back trails.
You been hanging with Stormy's pimp spouting lies again on CNN?
Posted by: Rocket J Squirrel at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (UsCnO)
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A cargo plane with a full capacity load of currency left it on the tarmac in Tehran, according to news reports. Where it went was never reported.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (roQNm)
Think of the little things you would miss.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (Tyii7)
were marrying to claim family status. So Maria, who has 4 children, marries Juan but she is already married to Roberto that made it across 5 years ago.
Paolo and Diego should be a happy couple.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (vX0qt)
He was outside cursing in passable broken English Sunday night about this issue.
His problem? He was pissed that it took him 12 years to do things properly to become and American citizen and that everyone else was trying to cheat the system.
His most boisterous statement? "I am an American. No Brazilian. If they want to fly Cuban flag, Mexican flag go to Cuba. Go to Mexico. I am American. I proud I American."
Love that guy. I bought a bottle of cachaca and made us caipirinhas after class Monday and we discussed his upcoming HCP class this Saturday.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (jvKQ3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (QdDcE)
..........
I heartily concur with my esteemed colleague, brah.
Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (QdDcE)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (bpb3y)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (yTnCT)
can we end anchor babies now.
Also, can we end the practice of selling citizenship to Chinamen what claim to be starting businesses here (i.e., bribing the govt with $500K).
Oh yes, please! And prosecute more for industrial espionage, anything against the US is considered treason and may result in the death penalty.
About f-ing time.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (4MxHJ)
Posted by: The Soothberries
Coffee + Kahlua + Bailey's* Irish Cream
*Personally, I prefer ST.Brendan's
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Fearless Leader Miklos at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: JT at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (exlZg)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
We drop $170B on Iran for nothing and a wall costs $25B. I think we have our priorities all fucked up.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vV/gB)
To be fair, we have NO idea how much of that sweet untraceable
unaccountable money actually got to Iran and how much wound up in
Switzerland (or the Caymans)
Hey!
Running a shadow government isn't cheap, dude!
Posted by: Barky, ValJar and Associates, LLC at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (UsCnO)
and don't you smoking that reefer around there, either.
Posted by: Jeff "My Pillow" Sessions at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (Y274z)
Brutally simplified, applicants for asylum get a hearing to plead their case, when appropriate personnel aren't available (judges) they're sprung with a future hearing date (ta dah! they never show up again). This "system" has resulted in zillions of zero-merit "asylum" applicants basically getting in and staying illegally.
Administration has surged personnel to the border areas so that cases can be processed there - if asylum is denied, people are immediately returned across the border.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (QDnY+)
Andy McCarthy just said on Tucker that "a lot of things are supposed to be secret during an investigation. Grand jury testimony is supposed to be secret."
No. Shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (/tuJf)
If so then 'letting' them cross and detaining them for hearings will probably prove more effective for sending them back where they belong than having them split up and sneak across at different times and spots would have been. Sessions big goal has been to stop illegal immigration so I hope he is staying awake on this one thing.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: ¡Jeb! at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW)
Who wants to bet that ABC, NBC, and CBS Fake News Do Not have live coverage of the korean hot sausages at 2am tonight?
The cable channels will, but not the big networks. Maybe they will. I dunno. But they don't really wanna do it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (4MxHJ)
The subtle subtext of this to most Americans is that Trump is better than Dogeater.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
++++
As soon as you do that, they open a file on you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (pvjTE)
remember SOMBREROS??
cultural appropriation!
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (4MxHJ)
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Remember 'em? Hell, I bought one!
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (MVjcR)
I also have no reason to believe he can.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zs11b)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The United States of Cheers at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (IqV8l)
The Attorney General does not have the power enforce the law, he only has the power to recuse himself.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on 9th Circus Court of Appeals at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (Brjj7)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (yTnCT)
At you service, madame.
*presents properly layered drink, with a little "Strategic Air Command-Peace through superior firepower" decorative flag*
Posted by: Fearless Leader Miklos at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zCyNd)
http://www.thediplomad.com
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (aC6Sd)
Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (WPxnj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)
His most boisterous statement? "I am an American. No Brazilian. If they want to fly Cuban flag, Mexican flag go to Cuba. Go to Mexico. I am American. I proud I American."
Native Hungarian Eugene Ormandy (1899-1985), legendary conductor of the Philadelphia Orchestra, said he was born in New York at the age of 22.
Composer Zoltan Kodaly asked him, "Jeno, when are you coming home?" Ormandy replied, "I am home."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (QdDcE)
It's obvious to everyone (except to thumb-sitting Republicans) Mueller is leaking everything to the prostitute's lawyer.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (4MxHJ)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (/JJ3i)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW)
Praise be to Allah!
Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Mohammed at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (+Tibp)
Subtle as a two-by-six to the forehead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW),
I hear you
Posted by: Raj Patel at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)
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Man, I thought it was the undocumented citizens who were living in the shadows. Now it's the government. The whole thing seems shady!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (oVJmc
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Yes he did.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (PvFoN)
*Personally, I prefer ST.Brendan's
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (9Hjhc)
We use to have to Labradors....Bailey and Kahlua.
Posted by: Tami at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (Enq6K)
Who wants to bet that ABC, NBC, and CBS Fake News Do Not have live coverage of the korean hot sausages at 2am tonight?
The cable channels will, but not the big networks. Maybe they will. I dunno. But they don't really wanna do it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (4MxHJ)
Damn, Sooth, you know how to spot the sucker bets! I'll bet going to Vegas with you is not a risk, but an investment!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Dept of Redundancy Department at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (ABjxW)
Just pay the Mexicans on the other side to deliver, there will never be a shortage of willing midwives.
Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)
Nice house you got there Judge. Be a shame if Trump were to summon a volcano eruption on it....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (jvKQ3)
Posted by: ¡Jeb! at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (vX0qt)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW),
I hear you
Posted by: Raj Patel at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)
I know how it feels.
Posted by: John Doe at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (Brjj7)
Posted by: Abby Normal at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (h5Lyp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)
Just the type to grab a pousse.
Posted by: Miklos, on break at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (zCyNd)
Stringing things along to give the vague impression of things happening without actually doing much.
Such is the way long Senate careers are constructed.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (zs11b)
Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (Y274z)
I was the only one for a long time.
Now there are 3-4 more of me.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (k9FVL)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (4MxHJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (vX0qt)
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I'm confident the buzzard feather will really make it pop!
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (MVjcR)
...........
and siestas leaning against a cactus in a poncho?
Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)
Or the Frito Bandito.
I miss the little fella.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (EoRCO)
...........
and siestas leaning against a cactus in a poncho?
Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)
Or the Frito Bandito.
I miss the little fella.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (EoRCO)
Arriba!!!!
Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (PUmDY)
Oh yeah! I remember that guy! President Trump appointed him to some post but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (EoRCO)
Department of weed enforcement and civil asset forfeiture.
Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW),
I hear you
Posted by: Raj Patel at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)
I know how it feels.
Posted by: John Doe
That's why I go by my given name - Crazy Cloud
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: AG Beauregard J. Magoo at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (6OUNd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)
Good Lord.
I thought I was the only 'ron that knew what a Pousse Cafe was...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (jvKQ3)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (yTnCT)
Bloody Marys are part of our Breakfast menu. In fact, Bloody Marys are the entirety of our breakfast menu.
Which is served until 4 pm.
Posted by: Miklos, not declaring tips on taxes at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vV/gB)
"the prostitute's lawyer."
DING! DING! DING!
I have used "Stormy's pimp" in conversations for a week now, and to a person, everyone knew immediately who I was referring to.
The nation has now hung a permanent nickname on Michael Avenetti.
"Stormy's Pimp"
Fuch you, Michael.
Hahahahaha!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (UsCnO)
Someone that owes me a box of Cohiba's does.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vX0qt)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Mick Jägermeister at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: oh brother at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (6OUNd)
Posted by: Ma SezZzions at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (6Ll1u)
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No he's not. He's Rosenstein's protector. He's in over his head. This is just a ruse to make himself look like he's doing something for all of us calling for his resignation
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm
Hell I have a really uncommon name due to my last name, and not only do I know of at least two others, one of them was in grade below me in the same town. They had to reprint the programs for First Communion my year because they listed his dad's name instead of my dad's.
Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (/JJ3i)
Imagine ANY Democrat at any level recusing themselves from an investigation where they were a potential participant in the "matter" being "reviewed"!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (n9EOP)
145 Weasel, you have a variety so you can have different looks.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vX0qt)
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Nice! I can change them out to match the rest of each day's outfit.
Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)
(That makes TWO reasons to wash your hands thoroughly afterwards...)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (lKs2v)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Miklos Brzezinski at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)
I'd attack Tehran, but hey that's just me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (PUmDY)
- Speedy Gonzalez
Posted by: Morton at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (VA8Mk)
I'll give 100 Quatloos to whoever sends a pic of their "library" to OM's book thread IF you have a desktop bronze bust of William Shakespeare just like Bruce Wayne's.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (4MxHJ)
No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/JJ3i)
Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)
billy eichner
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Rep. Frederika Wilson at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (jHrzU)
Frito Lay - my favorite
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)
So.... a Mexican gangbang?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: phone of kari - free SaCB at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (T+ssH)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (1FhAQ)
Iran's quad force in syria shot a b out 20 ineffective "somethings" into
the northern area of the Golan heights doing little or no damage.
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I can see them rolling in on their Kawasaki four wheelers.
Seriously though, yeah, if I were Israel I'd f*ck 'em up right now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Cohen, Michael at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (zs11b)
Posted by: John Q. Public from Anytown, USA at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (Brjj7)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (sB8d1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (IqV8l)
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
"If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (vX0qt)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/JJ3i)
The "collegial" Senate is NOT the place you go to find a kick-ass and take names AG candidate!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (4MxHJ)
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (g/rms)
No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen a
=
Actually, I AM
Posted by: Cohen, Michael at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (bUjCl)
No, I AM!
Posted by: Mike Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (Brjj7)
Posted by: runner at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)
Or just take a damned aspirin, for cryin' out loud.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (Tyii7)
No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM SPARTACUS! I mean, MICHAEL COHEN! MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: Michael Cohens at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: curley'slarryandmeeniemoe at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (KhINa)
Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Miklos Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (4MxHJ)
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Composite cure for cancer, racist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Matt Damon at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (vX0qt)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (sB8d1)
Sounds like the Manassas VA COSTCO!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: America at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (fh26Q)
167 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (A3b6q)
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: William Wallace wannabes at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: wth - WTH! at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (HgMAr)
To my knowledge no democrat has ever recused themselves not even DONK SCOTUS judges, though Conservative justices have.
And the Donks are big on forcing recusals which is why Willie Browns Whore tried to get Gina Haspel to commit to recusing herself from some issue Willie Browns Whore brought up.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
If Trump found a cure for cancer:
"Next on CNN, Trump's New Plan Threatens to Put Thousands of Doctors Out of Work".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (jvKQ3)
Posted by: wth - WTH! at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (HgMAr)
How many government officials went and bought stock in solar panel companies within the last year?
Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (lKs2v)
billy eichner
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
I lost IQ points just reading that.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
Gagliano tweeted: "Sources with knowledge of the impending DOJ Inspector General Report confirm that it will be a fairly damning indictment of FBI's seventh floor during the Comey era. 'It's worse than expected,' seems to be the consistent theme ...
-WZ
Ball soon to be in Snoozy McSnoozerson's court.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (r9UYA)
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
"If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (BRvh1)
Ombaba DID cure cancre whhn he maide Obamacare!11!!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Brjj7)
Or just take a damned aspirin, for cryin' out loud.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (Tyii7)
BUT, a maximum of two aspirin a day is the maximum approved under Obamacare regulations!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (n9EOP)
The Steinle family
The daSilva family
The Tranchant Family
The Root family
The Ronnebeck family....
...in fact, every family in The Remembrance Project website had their family separated by Illegal immigration. The kind of separation where you don't ever see your son or daughter, cousin or parent again.
Posted by: vivi at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)
Me too.
Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM SPARTACUS! I mean, MICHAEL COHEN! MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: Michael Cohens at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (A3b6q)
"Crucify them all." - Marcus Licinius Mueller
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (i8kKh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (4MxHJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: wth - WTH! at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (HgMAr)
Come to the Grand Opening celebration at Warai-otoko's 2 sq. in. Solar Panel Emporium!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Ivan Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Brjj7)
So right! Although I think Micheal helped a lot with her herbal remedies.
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (zLDYs)
I believe Trump gave a speech some time ago suggested that he want to speed up approvals for new drugs through the FDA....so that person is wrong.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2018 08:22 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:22 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (lKs2v)
Where is your faith in our leaders?
Besides "If it saves only only 1 milligram of carbon pollution..."
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (n9EOP)
167 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (A3b6q)
I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: William Wallace wannabes at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)
I AM THE REAL MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (Brjj7)
Posted by: Mr Black at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (3Xt6o)
They're going to need them, because they've pretty much made it illegal to generate electricity any other way.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Han Yolo at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (k5hWy)
Its clear that the Calif. Legislature is guilty of a felony under USC 8 Title 1324, Aiding and Abetting an illegal...
Because with their vote to spend $1 BILLION to give illegals healthcare, they are encouraging them to come, and stay.
Which is explicitly illegal under that statute.
Prosecute.... lets find out if we really are still a Republic... a Nation of Laws... or not.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
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Do they have to work?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)
Judging by the example of the State legislature in Sacramento, I'd say 'no'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (g/rms)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (vX0qt)
Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (cHbmY)
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Do they have to work?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)
...........
Only as well as the white paint on roads.
Posted by: wth at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (HgMAr)
He got pissed at me once for sending his kid endless Hot Dogs and Ice Cream at a Yankee Playoff Game.
The people in the seats around me caught on to what I was doing and THEY started sending hot dogs, cotton candy and Ice Cream down to him, too.
By the bottom of the 4th, the kid had at least 15 Hot Dogs sitting in front of him.
Good Time.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (L0zyY)
I thought Biden was gonna cure cancer?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (O5Q3r)
Hrothgar, We were there just this morning. The Muzzies were giving the illegals a run for numbers.
Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)
Me too.
Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)
So am I.
Posted by: Haywood Jablomie at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (Brjj7)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)
Ummmmm.........No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Slim Shady at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (3c1uO)
I'm wondering when will they have a hijab section in the women's clothing?
Sorry I missed you, I was there as well.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (n9EOP)
"Oh, no!" said the Pope.
"No problem, I'll be right back" said President Trump, and he immediately jumped off the yacht, walked on the water, scooped up the Pope's hat, jumped BACK up into the yacht, and handed it to him.
The Pope, astonished, said, "Thank you Mr. President!"
A Washington Post reporter saw the entire thing, and his headline the next morning said, "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (UsCnO)
Regardless of what the IG report says
AG Rosenstein is not very likely to do anything with it.
And I bet the IG report is going to be similar to Horowitz fast and furious report where nobody was at fault, trianing was bad give them more money so they can train them properly
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)
Me too.
Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)
So am I.
pikers
Posted by: Dick Trickle at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (Tyii7)
The best response to that jerkoff who calls himself a comedian would be: You mean like the British version of obamacare that wouldn't allow that baby to be saved?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (4MxHJ)
CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.
And after passing this bill, the legislators drove off in their limos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (i8kKh)
Posted by: NHS at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Steele Johnson at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (bUjCl)
Except for me and my family, because f*ck that noise.
Posted by: TFG at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)
Me too.
Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)
So am I.
Posted by: Haywood Jablomie at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (Brjj7)
You are right to be afraid.
I don't even wanna tell you what I found.
Posted by: Phillip McCrevice at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (jvKQ3)
Seem to recall TFG announcing that he had tasked Joe Biden with curing cancer in several SOTU speeches. No joke, he said this.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (VgKNm)
Regardless of what the IG report says
AG Rosenstein is not very likely to do anything with it.
And I bet the IG report is going to be similar to Horowitz fast and furious report where nobody was at fault, trianing was bad give them more money so they can train them properly
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (UfMVm)
The question becomes.... how much of it will be made public?
And how much redacted... for ... ahem... security... reasons...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:29 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (SjImc)
It would be a wonderful thing to see the civil assets of the the leadership of the CGI and CNN, and Skankles seized for some RICO violation. Hell, it would be good to see them charged.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (2saZ/)
We may owe JackStraw a LOT of drinks.
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: phone of kari - free SaCB at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (T+ssH)
That's my Disqust avatar. Seriously.
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (g/rms)
"If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (BRvh1)
Ombaba DID cure cancre whhn he maide Obamacare!11!!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Brjj7)
Who is going to tell Mary that dying prematurely is not a cure?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (UsCnO)
...the agency will not try to keep illegal alien families together, but will separate them into juvenile detainment and adult detainment facilities.
-------------------------------------------------
Just as Obama's invitation to aliens was published in every newspaper from here to Peru this should also be published --- even if we must pay for it.
And LASue slams home irrefutable logic to a sad situation. by: LASue at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BZA5F)
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: stadium announcer at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:29 PM (V+03K)
Sounds like a great morning!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (mLQ2G)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (qM84C)
Weasel Zippers
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Garry Moore at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (g/rms)
Not that I saw. But it's definitely him.
He used to sit in the Steinbrenner box which was directly in front of our seats.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (BA5oi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (3c1uO)
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Well, we'd already accomplished the moon shot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (k5hWy)
And LASue slams home irrefutable logic to a sad situation. by: LASue at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BZA5F)
Posted by: gNewt
A forrest of impaled corpses gets the same message across for a fraction of the cost.
Posted by: Vlad Tepes - Border Security Consultant at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: phone of kari at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (eY/ez)
Sessions is a joke.
This stern announcement comes just days after he allowed some of those frauds in the "caravan" to enter on Asylum.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (4MxHJ)
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)
No disrespect to JackStraw, but a report (no matter how damning) and evil people in jail are two different things!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (n9EOP)
Except for me and my family, because f*ck that noise.
Posted by: TFG at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (BRvh1)
Do not laugh This was a strategy for gays in the 80s to get more AIDS funding.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (JFO2v)
That really blows!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (djc4i)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (BA5oi)
The one to the home plate side of the Yankee dougout right? That is where he belongs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (SjImc)
He's accountable for every dime of the Porkulus and every tumor.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (BA5oi)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)
Yep. That whole field wall was stacked with Hot Dogs!
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (BA5oi)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (k5hWy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
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Just might want to ask the Alabama KKK that question, Don't think you'll like the answer
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (y3aQB)
Seem to recall TFG announcing that he had tasked Joe Biden with curing cancer in several SOTU speeches. No joke, he said this.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)
So eating paste is the secret?
Big Pharma worst hit.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Is this a trick question?
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Hey now, if they can't hit us with shit that costs lots of money and produces zero or bad results the left would go out of business
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)
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I think JackStraw will be right on a lot of his predictions.
I think a lot of other morons will be equally correct in predicting nothing much will come of any of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: phone of kari at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (eY/ez)
Baloney... most voters did not even know who Sessions was.... nor care...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)
Add Soros and you've convinced me.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I seem to remember some guys doing (very short) life stints for trying to put that plan in action.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (9Hjhc)
California knows how to make people homeless.
Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (UdKB7)
Hot water solar on roofs isn't a bad idea. Just not much in the way of savings once you eliminate the tax credits.
Which Reagan put in place and I think Clinton eliminated?
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (c25Yy)
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)
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Nah they will slither back under a rock & anxiously await the next Pant Shitting crisis
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Solar without affordable battery storage is like pumping gas on the ground
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: LA Zoo signs at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (djc4i)
Posted by: Herbie Versmells at May 09, 2018 08:38 PM (3J1+H)
Die already you putz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:38 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (y3aQB)
Long ago and far away!
Past performance is no guarantee of future results!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
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What is wrong with you? Can't you understand that on a 40 year window you could possibly see up to $10K made on a $15K purchase that only requires a substantial inverter replacement every 10 years?
Hell, if you plot it out to 60 years the system could potentially pay for itself and then start making money around year 80 or so.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (9Hjhc)
They also donated blood
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)
Add Soros and you've convinced me.
Posted by: rickl
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The Krauts should have shot him the minute he was no longer useful.
As it is he's more Nazi crap we must clean up.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Solar without affordable battery storage is like pumping gas on the ground
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (JFO2v)
Actually.... it makes sense depending on where you live.
Southern Calif? It can take a huge bite out of your Air Conditioning costs in the summer months...
But it has to be done right... ie, bought outright, not leased....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM
It's like the whole ethanol scam. It takes more energy to make than it saves, not to mention the shiton of water it uses. And it's horseshit for your engine, especially small engines. The farmers lobby is still pushing it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (3c1uO)
296 The civil asset forfeiture? Would you be in favor if it took every red cent the Clinton's had?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)
Add Soros and you've convinced me.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
Now you are just getting greedy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (KxbBq)
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Recused!
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (LnOh3)
It wasn't 'controversial'. It was a pack of lies.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (6FqZa)
I saw that.
Glad I dumped my extra copy a few months before word of the re-press got out.
It's great. As is the RSD 69 set that was released last month.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (ZWwnX)
Posted by: Juan's Mule at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (k5hWy)
Is Jeff talking in his sleep now? 34 million others are going, Que?
Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (cp1if)
For the scales of justice to be righted there needs to be at 2 dozen prosecutions of senior members of the Obama White House, FBI, DOJ, CIA, DNI, State, etc.
Do you really believe that all of those people are going to be prosecuted by AG Rosenstein?
Aint happening.
The most could look forward to is McCabe being made the fall guy, maybe, MAYBE, Comey being indicted as well.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (i8kKh)
Not to mention the one piece of Toast you can make every day!
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (YcjL6)
California knows how to make people homeless.
Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (Y274z)
Put Solar Panels on the Homeless!
Think of the Childrens!
IM-MOOSE FOADY FIE!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hairpiece at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (LnOh3)
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A book to look up - The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS: How a Tragedy has been Distorted by the Media and Partisan Politics by Michael Fumento. 1990.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (JFO2v)
I always wondered about solar and wind to charge hydrogen cells.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (PUmDY)
FIFY
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)
But it has to be done right... ie, bought outright, not leased....
The shelf life on those cells isn't great either, so you have to factor in replacement to see how much you've actually saved. Hint: probably nothing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (ABjxW)
We disagree.
Posted by: Politically Connected Solar Panel Manufacturers at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (/JJ3i)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (3c1uO)
Never before has a society burned more corn, to drive spoiled children to soccer games in leased SUVs, where they do not keep score, to starve black and brown children in other parts of the world.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Roy
So it's actually a great idea.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (7LY+6)
Most all of us support Israel
What is a kibbutz?
All medical care in Israel is socialized.
There are varying degrees of everything.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (vX0qt)
It seems to me that he has a conflict of interest there.
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: a muzzie with rabies at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (Evws/)
And he gave them what they already had and were using for FISA Warrents.
McCain was either in on the op or was used by the op to give the dossier a level of legitimacy and importance, look a sitting Senator has given us this report, it
makes it newsworthy and allows them to continue spinning their web of lies.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (UfMVm)
But I traded it for a 2nd copy of the Ella Fitzgerald at Zardis.
I like Bowie. But I love Ella.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (YcjL6)
Yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/tuJf)
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I agree. But, he is one weak ally, and in a position that really demands someone who has the President's back. The respectable crowd like to go on about ethics and so forth, and that all good and well. But, the Attorney General is a political post and if the appointee can't stick up for POTUS (short of criminal activity), then he has no business accepting the post.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (pvjTE)
"I think JackStraw will be right on a lot of his predictions.
I think a lot of other morons will be equally correct in predicting nothing much will come of any of it."
This is kind of where I am. The most consequential aspect thus far is that the left-wing administrative state has been somewhat called to account, albeit without repercussions. The punishment will come but it will not be commensurate with the crimes involved and will be limited to drones and a few mid-level servants of the Cloud People. It's unlikely the damage that has been done to our justice system and institutions can be repaired as it is, so I hope that's wrong but don't expect it to be.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (O6WLg)
Jeff Sessions was Borked by the US Senate before there was a Borking. He was slimed as a racist and didn't get his federal judgeship.
So he ran for the Alabama AG job and won. Then he put the KKK in jail. In Alabama.
Then he went to the Senate and developed a reputation as I guy who could not be bought, he was the opposite of the swamp. In fact, after the Gang of 8 shit passed the Senate he helped organize the House fight to kill it.
Trump liked him enough to pretty much adopt his law and order and particularly his illegal immigration platforms and his top aide Stephen Miller and is now implementing much of it. So is Sessions.
There are going to be prosecutions. Bigly.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: a muzzie with rabies at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (Evws/)
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That's going to leave a mark.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (KtxUt)
Solar is usually sold to utilities and dumped into the grid.
Using it on site requires additional equipment to convert it to appropriate cycles and voltages, and, yes, storage is needed to smooth out variability.
Posted by: Politically Connected Solar Panel Manufacturers at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (oVJmc)
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Do I have to pull out the links of Sessions offering his Resignation to PDT & Trump refusing to accept it again ?
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (y3aQB)
I make a point of putting aside money every month towards the RSD events.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (YcjL6)
Sure. Even a blind nut can find a clock that's right twice a day. Or something.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (7LY+6)
70% of all new AIDs is anal sex by gays as reported. Which I bet means 90%.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
She was in that movie? She wasn't wearing a red diaper was she?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ABjxW)
Relax, you're overthinking this. If something bad happens we can just blame Trump.
And nobody will ever vote against us, it's a fact of life.
Posted by: The California State Legislature at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (Brjj7)
Conditionally. I disagree with him on the war on drugs federally, and I disagree with his position on Civil Asset Forfeiture. I think he's a man who views his bitterest enemies as well-meaning co-workers interested in justice and the nation's future instead of how they really are: hateful traitors trying to destroy everything Sessions believes in.
So to the extent he's those things, he is not on our side. But he does believe in strong borders and justice. I'll take what good he can and will do and try to push him to do better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (y3aQB)
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If you want, go for it. Before you do though, one question. What would that prove?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (pvjTE)
This stern announcement comes just days after he allowed some of those frauds in the "caravan" to enter on Asylum.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (4MxHJ)
Because that is the stupid law. Until Congress rewrites our asylum and refugee laws, all any of these people have to do is show up at the border and tell the border patrol they want asylum because they fear for their life. And the BP has to take them to a center for processing and a court date.
These people are all being coached on exactly what to say to the BP and to the judges by American left wing groups who are on the Mexican side of the border(with Mexican permission of course). They know exactly how to force the BP to follow existing US law to chisel their way in.
The previous administration simply let them without a hearing until after the 21 day mandatory wait period when they had to be released into the country until their hearing date, usually months out. And of course they never show up for it.
At least they are being fast tracked according to the law back to their home countries.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (7zBy/)
Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ABjxW)
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I doubt the majority will even be connected, much less doing anything to short out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (EZebt)
Civil asset forfeiture is government theft.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (UdKB7)
And he gave them what they already had and were using for FISA Warrents.
McCain was either in on the op or was used by the op to give the dossier a level of legitimacy and importance, look a sitting Senator has given us this report, it
makes it newsworthy and allows them to continue spinning their web of lies."
It's likely Rick Wilson types worked hand in glove with the Left and McCain approved of what he and other affiliated toads did and facilitated it in any way possible. It seems, at least, Graham is frightened enough by what happened coming to light to keep some distance from McCain.
Our worst senator's punishment will be a funeral that is one of the most sordid, grotesque spectacles in the history of the American Empire.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (O6WLg)
I would never slum it behind home plate.
Our seats were next to the home dugout.
Rows 3 and 4.
We don't have them anymore.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (HL0so)
Perfect for Santa Cruz. Some days the marine layer burns off by 2pm and then it's just free energy!
Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (QxXRY)
If Sessions had been all bull in a china shop from day one using the DOJ as a hammer against their scum and villainy, it would have interfered with the flow of all that. More Democrat cohesion. Far more care taken on their side in messaging and political operations. Far less panic on their side overall, i think, compared to the Keystone Kop shitshow their side has going on right now. A lot less public goodwill by the LIVs and DGAFVs ("don't give a f*ck voters" I'm trying that one out to see if it sticks) It could have been a disaster for Trump's young administration, but things look to be coming up roses.
I'm actually starting to see the wisdom of the "snoozy Sessionzzz" gambit as time marches on. It's frustrating as hell, but maybe Daddy knows best on this one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (BRvh1)
Fuck that. hit Tehran
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: DocJ at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (slZXA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (HL0so)
A lot of top level FBI and DoJ people have lost their jobs. It's not prosecution, but it's not getting off the hook, either. They have lost their lofty perches through which they were inflicting great damage. I think that's a great start, provided there is more to come.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (W+vEI)
Civil asset forfeiture is government theft.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (KtxUt)
18th 1919
21st 1933
Rinse Repeat Rinse Repeat
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (JFO2v)
BP has to help them over the fence?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (Eu5eZ)
That might be true of the eggplant I had in today's lunchtime sandwich.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 08:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 08:53 PM (+lOpA)
Rows 3 and 4.
We don't have them anymore.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (HL0so)
Back when Rudy was Mayor, those seats were expensive but you did not need a home equity line of credit to pay for them...now you need a small fortune to even apply for them. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:54 PM (SjImc)
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again? Didn't they just do that yesterday?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:54 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (cp1if)
And I wouldn't worry about Israel taking it to the Persians. That guarantee was made in private a while ago, and publicly reiterated this week. Doesn't mean Tehran. Syria's a whole lot closer, and Israel owns that battlespace whenever it wants.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah. He did not like us. But he was using the boss's seats. Everyone sat there when they came to NYC.
The Three Tenors were probably the most fun of all of the famous guests, though.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (HL0so)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (V2Yro)
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again? Didn't they just do that yesterday?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:54 PM (roQNm)
earlier tonight the iranian quads force launch 20 "projectiles" from Syria into the most northern regions of the Golan Heights. Israel responded
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (SjImc)
But I traded it for a 2nd copy of the Ella Fitzgerald at Zardis.
I like Bowie. But I love Ella.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (YcjL6)
I don't remember Ella Fitzgerald in Zardoz.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
When Trump made his first speech that put him on the map he was echoing Sessions policies.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (vX0qt)
Civil asset forfeiture is government theft.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (KtxUt)
18th 1919
21st 1933
Rinse Repeat Rinse Repeat
Posted by: rhennigantx
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A Wilson law and an FDR law, well I never...
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (EZebt)
Die already you putz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:38 PM (SjImc)
It's going to take him longer to die then some farewell tours last
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)
That's right. Donnie Two Scoops wants to tap that sweet, sweet Mooch ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)
We all get up a 6 (it is prolly dark) and shit shower shave. No sun and since no sun no big temp swings that cause wind
Come home at 6 to cook bathe kids clean up hoping to get some pussy
sun setting wind dies down...
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Monk at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (g8Y0s)
That's what the book is for, I guess. SO he can kick his enemies in the nuts from the grave, since the MSM will not be able to resist pumping book sales as part of their memorial coverage.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (W+vEI)
I am aware of only 3 people being fired, Yates, Comey and Mcabe.
6 or 7 have been demoted or transferred, they also still have their security clearances.
And two have recently quit.
Woop dee doo!
That comes nowhere near righting the scales of justice.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Well, that is a large chunk of real estate.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (9Hjhc)
And more than that, it appears to me that Israel is trying to publicly goad Iran into launching an attack. I can only surmise that Israel feels that it is ready for a war to start at this time, and that they feel that Iran is not yet ready. Therefore, when you are sure war is coming, best to push the enemy into it at a time of your choosing, rather than at a time of his.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (V2Yro)
I hope you're right. I am not as optimistic we will see charges, let alone convictions. But again I hope you are right or all this shit is meaningless.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The goat at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (UdKB7)
Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)
she wasn't in Zardoz, she sank in lake superior."
and the resulting tidal wave caused great devastation in Duluth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Yro)
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A lot of top level FBI and DoJ people have lost their jobs. It's not prosecution, but it's not getting off the hook, either. They have lost their lofty perches through which they were inflicting great damage. I think that's a great start, provided there is more to come."
Agreed somewhat.
The firings and reassignments are positive developments, but again not commensurate to the damage done to our institutions and justice system. I'm giving it time--what choice do we have?--but don't expect prosecutions to be proportional. Maybe that's wrong and nothing would please me more.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (O6WLg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at
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And take out their FOBs first.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: moki at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
That was last night's strike
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (SjImc)
This is too good to check...
https://tinyurl.com/y7eoapul
CNN poll: Democratas' 2018 advantage is nearly gone[b/]
Looks like Demholes tantrummed away any 2018 advantage they ever had.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (eMKNe)
This is my shocked face.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (2saZ/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Yro)
The Johnstown Flood.
Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (g/rms)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (+lOpA)
Israel also knows that the Russian Air Defenses the Iranians purchased (Thanks, Obama! - The Mullahs) is out of Service Contract and no longer under Warranty.
The Israelis will roll the Iranians if they have no other players to worry about, concurrently.
I think the Egyptians, the Saudis and a whole host of others are begging Israel to do their dirty work, right now.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (G608f)
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (KtxUt)
Kill em all tell Jaysus they died
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:03 PM (7LY+6)
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She and Michael Cohen had that one beautiful number together.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:04 PM (VgKNm)
Oh my.
Me likey.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (vX0qt)
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (roQNm)
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SP The OIG report came Out & I MISSEDIT???
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Please try harder this is 13 year old girl stuff
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (y3aQB)
Hrothgar, We were there just this morning. The Muzzies were giving the illegals a run for numbers.
Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (V+03K)
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Some of the Muzzies are illegal.
They are big visa-overstay offenders.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (0jtPF)
I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (roQNm)
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The Let's You and Him Fight Doctrine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (VgKNm)
Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)
Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)
Too early for popcorn, but might open a beer as I plant another tomato and enjoy the late afternoon light.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (QDnY+)
Apparently there are more tonight. But I forget that people in that part of the world don't appear to understand Western style warfare - only 20 missiles fired at Israeli forces? Pathetic and stupid. An attacker creates all of the justification for a counter strike without a chance of doing any real damage - all risk, no reward. And now Israel will strike back, but probably in a "proportionate" way, which is also dumb.
Western Style War - if you are really going to have a way, you launch everything you got, send all your ships to sea, put all of your missiles in the air. You go all in. Hell, even the Japanese figured that out in 1941, they miscalculated in that they didn't have quite enough to do the job.
The Arabs and the Persians are the most militarily incompetent people on the planet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)
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How wouldn't do the Fandango !
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)
Can you do the Fandango.
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (eMKNe)
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Don't worry, the Repubs are currently formulating a plan to fuck it up, that will out fuck up the Dems fucked up plan.
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM
I hope and pray that's the case. This shit makes Watergate look like shoplifting a candy bar. Maybe I am too jaded by the swamp. If someone wrote a movie about this they would pan it as being too far fetched.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (V2Yro)
Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May
Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?
Gross
Posted by: The goat at May 09, 2018 09:09 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:09 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (QDnY+)
Untouchables Sean Connery They put someone in hosp you put someone in morgue Thus endith the lesson
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:09 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (PUmDY)
Yes there are more strikes tonight because they launch something at the northern Golan Heights. I am sure Israel has a long laundry list of targets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM
Well we can hope that the dems will be even more fucked up. That's why mid-terms are yuge. I am going to say this here and now. It's vital that the dems don't get both houses and try to launch impeachment. I will hold my nose and vote for some R's if they are not on board with that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (aN78T)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (9aVkd)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM
Odd, I didn't see her when all my guns fell in during a tragic ice fishing incident.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM
On free kisses and nickel beer day GOP would offer $1 beer and free (given) anal
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (7LY+6)
Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)
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Don't think this was a wise move on her part.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)
Why?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (SjImc)
Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)
Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)
Word is she likes a little 'role playing'.
Posted by: E Schneidermann at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: E.T. at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Maverick at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:16 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)
You can sing Star Spangled to that tune
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:16 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Phil Collins at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (aN78T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Phil Collins at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM
Is that why you stutter? Sssuuussuudio.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Casio at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (VgKNm)
I thought she was the She-Wolf of the SS
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (Eu5eZ)
To an extent, yes. They typically show up where there is no fence, so that solves that problem.
Google the "fence" between the USA and Mexico. In many areas, it's open in sections, washed out under other sections and pretty much an open door to anyone who can climb or crawl under.
Here is a UK Guardian article from 2016 showing a fence in Brownsville Texas that ends 1/2 mile from the Rio Grande, the actual border.
https://tinyurl.com/y7cs7xkp
Rancher in Arizona explaining how his ranch is being destroyed by illegals crossing. Note the photo of a simple barb wire fence as the barrier.
https://tinyurl.com/ybqm9j2a
Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (7zBy/)
Posted by: Phil Collins at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (aN78T)
I cant hear it coming in the air tonight
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Almost Zombie John McCain, trying to be a cool kid at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (F5+ro)
a buggy version of 'Microsoft Flight Simulator'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (aN78T)
Posted by: Abby Normal at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (h5Lyp)
That's a GREAT idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)
Why?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (SjImc)
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Because she is a fan of the POTUS and if things go wrong... well....it could get awkward and be a potential problem.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Almost Zombie John McCain, trying to be a cool kid at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (F5+ro)
My goal is to shit on his grave.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:21 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM
Well we can hope that the dems will be even more fucked up. That's why mid-terms are yuge. I am going to say this here and now. It's vital that the dems don't get both houses and try to launch impeachment. I will hold my nose and vote for some R's if they are not on board with that."
Polls indicate this is happening. Each new Mueller
outrage seems to draw Democrat blood. If Dr. Evil came back in 2038 he might postulate what, to him, seemed an outrageous proposition that the president of the United States could be blackmailed after an out-of-control and politically motivated prosecutor raided his attorney's office, or something. IF this was a rope-a-dope strategy, it appears to be paying off.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 09:21 PM (O6WLg)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:21 PM (+lOpA)
Given England nowadays, I suppose the new version would have you land the plane at the 82nd floor of some skyscraper
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (yTnCT)
Drinking and thinking and guitars. I was drunk the day my mama....
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (yTnCT)
The hatches gave way and they all drowned like rats
As their lungs, they filled with waturrrr!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM
I grew up on lakes and have owned a boat of some kind since I was 18. I've been on Superior numerous times but it always kind of gives me the willy's. It makes it's own weather and shit can get nasty in a hurry. And the water is never warm so if you go in and don't get pulled out pretty quick you're pretty much toast.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (3c1uO)
A commodore 64 oughta do it"
Atari 400.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:16 PM (7LY+6)
The four function calculator I bought at Montgomery Ward's in 1978 would be more than enough.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (a3OL0)
On the Jooz Control the Weather Channel
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (JFO2v)
--
The search engines and all the major outlets have it now.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (roQNm)
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Andrew Pollack: 'One by One We'll Expose Everything that Happened that Led Up to' the Shooting
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Gonna need a bigger bowl of popcorn
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:24 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (a3OL0)
Besides Drudge, all the Israeli News Outlets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:25 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)
Most haunting and effective line in those lyrics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)
Try alcohol or Wayne Dreyer
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM
It's actually kind of a haunting song I think. It was also written before they found it and figured out what happened. That lake is beautiful but can be deadly. I have a buddy that dives on wrecks on Superior. He tried to talk me into trying it, not a chance.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (3c1uO)
Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)
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Don't think this was a wise move on her part.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)
Mr.Jen and I saw him at the NRA convention last week. He was at a booth looking at 1911's along with six Secret Service agents. The SS agents were politely blocking the entrances to the booth , chatting with the booth employees and others.
We happened to see him and Vanessa at a different booth two years ago in Louisville. No SS agents, and was wandering in and out of booths with no issues.
HIs life has certainly changed and not all for the better. I don't think I would want to be followed and surrounded by SS everywhere I go. Guilfoyle is an interesting rebound choice.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (7zBy/)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)
Try alcohol or Wayne Dreyer
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (JFO2v)
It gave me a complex.
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (+lOpA)
Yep. Memes get beat like rented redheaded Sri Lankan slaves what owe you money.
We kno de wei, boss!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (fA1SL)
#526
Don't take your kid to the gun range. Don't let him post pictures on social networks with guns, or a provocative slogan on a t-shirt. Don't talk about all the guns you have in your home.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (hey7V)
Most haunting and effective line in those lyrics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)
I liked Who gets burned in a three way script Enter number two
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (hey7V)
Horseman babies?
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:30 PM (+lOpA)
Or "in a room where you do what you don't confess"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:31 PM (7LY+6)
Yep. Memes get beat like rented redheaded Sri Lankan slaves what owe you money.
Like a Schniederman girlfriend
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM
Nothing rhymes with taconite. Which it was loaded with but Lightfoot called it iron ore, which is technically correct.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:25 PM (JFO2v)
In the rooms of her ice-water mansions.Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams,
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Abby Normal at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (h5Lyp)
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That's a GREAT idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (oYp/M)
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Anyone entering illegally, claiming resident family connections, triggers all their family currently in-country to have all their citizenship revoked, and be deported with them.
Posted by: BP-ICE at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (ETFzT)
Well we can hope that the dems will be even more fucked up. That's why mid-terms are yuge. I am going to say this here and now. It's vital that the dems don't get both houses and try to launch impeachment. I will hold my nose and vote for some R's if they are not on board with that.
For them.
They haven't though this all the way through.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (7LY+6)
The Israel Air Force attacked Iranian targets in Syria overnight Wednesday, the IDFs Arabic-language spokesman said.
Fuck that. hit Tehran
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (SjImc)
Timing. All in the timing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (JFO2v)
I knew it!
Posted by: Trayon White at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Herb Morrison at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Casio at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:35 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)
That's every night around here.
Posted by: Huma at May 09, 2018 09:35 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (7LY+6)
They haven't though this all the way through.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM
Yea, it's the GOPe so victory, defeat, meet jaws. But if the dems are going to run on raising taxes and taking out Trump I think they are going to lose their asses. Most people are doing better under Trump. I also think the public, except for the die hards are getting tired of this Rrrrrusssia shit. The ones paying closer attention see what a sham it is. We'll see. Historically prezzies parties often lose seats in mid terms. yet Trump broke so many molds it's hard to say what will happen. But the dems wet dream blue wave might be as fun to watch as the NOOOOOOOO lesbo at the capitol mall at the inauguration.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (3c1uO)
I think it could work...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (kufk0)
Good night...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:35 PM (7LY+6)
Stalactite Downward minerals growth
Stalagmite Upwardware mineral growth
Gudntight German virgin
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (hey7V)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:38 PM (eW5PD)
Uhhh, not the craziest idea. Might be fun.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:38 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (pUDQf)
Bacon right?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM
Ponders bacon tacos. Nods head in approval.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (2K6fY)
Anon, I'd like to hear Metallica do a cover of Gordon Lightfoot's song "Sundown." ;-)
I think it could work...
It only needs one thing...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM
Yea but only on Saturdays.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:38 PM (eW5PD)
All the folks in harbor
Ain't got no taconite
Thanks to the magic of kid...
Dy-no-MITE!
Posted by: J.J. Walker at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: zombie Jimmy "JJ" Walker at May 09, 2018 09:41 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2018 09:41 PM (pUDQf)
Anon, I'd like to hear Metallica do a cover of Gordon Lightfoot's song "Sundown." ;-)
I think it could work...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (eMKNe)
I've done a speed metal version of Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby". But Gordon Lightfoot sounds more Ska, than metal.
Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 09:41 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (3c1uO)
A bacon weave mat, fried up and folded into a hardshell shape before cooling.
Stuff with standard taco innards.
Como se dice "Hypertension" en espanol?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1)
- Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
- Blue Cheer, Outside Inside
- Deep Purple, Very Best Of
- Wolfmother's first album
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eW5PD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: J.J. Walker at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (BRvh1)
May be most racist show ever made. Black family, on welfare, and half gone father. Hollywood hates black peeps.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (kufk0)
- Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
- Blue Cheer, Outside Inside
- Deep Purple, Very Best Of
- Wolfmother's first album
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eMKNe)
You know they had downloads right
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (aN78T)
Also I purchase CDs because (a) I'm old fashioned and tactile and (b) Apple can't mess with the tracks like they can if you own only MP3s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (aN78T)
"A handful of breeze" sounds like one of those elaborate Chinese-ey kung fu ways of saying "a fist"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (BRvh1)
Say ONT, bitch!
Say it!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)
Isn't the SMR used to waiting in lines for things only for it to be out when they get to the end?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (eW5PD)
- Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
- Blue Cheer, Outside Inside
- Deep Purple, Very Best Of
- Wolfmother's first album
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eMKNe)
I just bought:
Electric Wizard - Wizard Bloody WizardRuby the Hatchet - Valley of the SnakeJudas Priest - Firepower (saw them in DC)
Witch Mountain - Cauldron of the Wild
Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (+lOpA)
Were about a decade ago...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (7LY+6)
I-
shit. Yeah, me too. Huh. I've burned downloads to CD to listen in the car more recently, but then I put in a Bluetooth head unit in 2011 because I'm not a damn caveman.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Rhyming Dicktionary at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)
Fuck that. hit Tehran
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (SjImc)
Clearing out anyone within close range of Israel. Iran's colonies are going to be lit up and burned down.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (djc4i)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (Mt33b)
This is ONT, blin.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (fA1SL)
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"Chairman" Winning - Latest Pictures Released of Pompeo Meeting With Chairman Kim Jong-un The Last Refuge
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (+lOpA)
I am not saying I hate Lightfoot, just that they are earworms from Alpha Ceti V.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (eW5PD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1)
Hipertension.
With a tilde over the "o"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (2K6fY)
What is this apple thing you refer to, and why does it hate trains?
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:49 PM (7LY+6)
This is ONT, blin.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (fA1SL)
Well, go boil some shoe leather and by the time it is soft, the ONT should be here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:49 PM (eW5PD)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)
Arrrgghhh Matey, my anus has zero tolerance for not being booty buggered and pooter plundered! Just ask me parrot, Brown Eye...
Posted by: Billy Kristol, Cock Cuck Cruise Captain and Glory Hole Attendant, Third Class at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (UFLLM)
"A handful of breeze" sounds like one of those elaborate Chinese-ey kung fu ways of saying "a fist"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (BRvh1)
It seems to mean "You missed."
(This is the part where someone gets kicked through a wall 5 floors up and falls screaming only to land in a garbage barge. The kicker looks out the hole and says ""Just taking out the trash.")
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM
Did you check the last thread?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (+lOpA)
You guys probably caught the news of Google vs. PETA.
It's interesting to be able to sit in the bleachers, with popcorn.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)
The Four Leningradists?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (eW5PD)
Anyway, Wolfmother was a great band. Crank this up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsc57nK8mg
Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:5
She's always in the last place you look.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (pUDQf)
* fistbump*
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (eW5PD)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (9aVkd)
I still think of them as a new band.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Rhyming Dicktionary at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)
I think in book North Dallas Forty big defensive lineman that could fart in colors decides to break in new bride on wedding night with glorious fart to end all and shat the bed so bad they had to change hotel rooms.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (JFO2v)
Israel's military spokesman Lieutenant Colonel Jonathan Conricus said
earlier that Israel had retaliated for an attack on its outposts in the
strategic Golan Heights plateau.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (KtxUt)
This is different from the planned retaliation for tomorrow's declarations that Israel must die.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (JFO2v)
Paper Lion.
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (kufk0)
Not that I can recall in the last week or so, no.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq)
Only one way to kill an earworm... with another earworm...
ZZ Top... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOsFwRv6zto
Posted by: davidt at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (7LY+6)
Arrrgghhh Matey, my anus has zero tolerance for not being booty buggered and pooter plundered! Just ask me parrot, Brown Eye...
Posted by: Billy Kristol, Cock Cuck Cruise Captain and Glory Hole Attendant, Third Class at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (UFLLM)
Unless yee bee an Nevertrumper then bring on the wood
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:54 PM (JFO2v)
Why didn't you look there first? Favorite Mom'isms when you're looking for something. Well where was the last place you saw it? It has to be somewhere!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:54 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (eW5PD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (7LY+6)
Very fun. Used to listen to them some years ago on an Australian station, triple-j.
Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Ivan the Terrible at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
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Now that there is a cosmic crossing of socio-poliical commentary and Gordon Lightfoot. It could only happen here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (cp1if)
I've always had the impression we're waiting for the Israelis to be the tough guys, and take them and their missiles out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (KtxUt)
Act of desperation.
"Chuck whatever we got left in the region at the jews, because in about two days time it's curtains for us, boys!"
All their allies have been systematically alienated from them. Iran is basically isolated politically at this point, and they know it. The endgame looks to be either big bang last stand trying to take out at least a few of their mortal enemy, or just passively hang around waiting for the inevitable counter-revolution and restoration of sane governance.
tl;dr: it looks to me like they're just going down swinging.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:56 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:57 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 09, 2018 09:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ivan the Terrible at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (+lOpA)
Maybe but I am sticking with NDF Peter Gent. I never read Paper Tiger.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (JFO2v)
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And here is the first burst of rain - glad I had the big silver maple in the back trimmed up two weeks ago.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:59 PM (aN78T)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:59 PM (7LY+6)
I still think of them as a new band.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (eMKNe)
No, they're still around, but two co-founding members left the band in 2008. The "new" band is still pretty good, but IMHO the first album was the best.
Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 10:00 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: The Tick at May 09, 2018 10:02 PM (RVcmP)
energy to make than it saves, not to mention the shiton of water it
uses. And it's horseshit for your engine, especially small engines. The
farmers lobby is still pushing it.
Posted by: Minnfidel
oh boy, another chance to debunk ethanol lies.
more energy to make than it "saves"? You probably mean more to make than it produces, which is a total lie. I mean sure, it takes energy to produce, but since we are talking "solar", there is the big input for ethanol. The most efficient use of solar is to grow things.
Oil takes a lot of energy to produce, it is a little more efficient to produce a product to the tank than ethanol, but let's not forget the whole middle east war thing the oil lobby got us to fight to make Bush/Saudi team rich.
Bad for small engines, not bad for vehicles produced in the last 25 years, unless MAYBE you let it sit for over a year.
Farmer lobby ... OK, you think there is no Oil Lobby? I love the oil guys, but the Middle East is about oil ... that is why we invested a trillion in wars there. ...
Ethanol is a real fuel ... maybe there are better ways to go than the mandate ... but we have cheap safe diverse food ... made by the farmers in the red zone (on that map of counties that voted Trump).
Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 10:04 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 09, 2018 10:04 PM (CoKlX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 10:06 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tami at May 09, 2018 08:03
As you know wil stil have Labs, Bailey and Kahlua. In fact they ate some of my beef jerky I left out and shit like crazy all day long. My fault, but GRRRRR.
Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2018 10:07 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 10:04 PM (bT8Z4)
Ethanol as a fuel is idiotic. Thermodynamically, it's equivalent to half-oxidized petroleum. The only thing dumber would be to attempt to use CO2 as a fuel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2018 10:12 PM (oYp/M)
I'd like to see a law that anyone caught trying to get in the back door can never be allowed in the front door, even as a tourist or businessman on a temporary visit. And that would include overstaying a visa intentionally (i.e. for months, not just a day or two).
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at May 09, 2018 10:23 PM (yPnLb)
half-oxidized petroleum. The only thing dumber would be to attempt to
use CO2 as a fuel."
I'm not sure what you mean by half oxidized petroleum, but it is a clean fuel that has fewer calories per gallon ... it is still a fuel. They keep getting more efficient at producing it, and something better than corn would be even better.
But sure, as long as we keep oil under $55 a barrel, it makes less sense in direct competition. But not long ago OPEC was a real threat and oil was over $100, and farmers produced a lot of corn. As long as fracking holds and that "peak oil" thing is delayed, fine ... I guess.
Besides energy, we need food, as a real national "defense" interest. That means farmers that are profitable, unless we want to let Wall street buy all the land and import the third world labor force, managed by the coastal elite.
I'm working on other options to the farmland to make a comeback ... more "diverse" production ... I'll get back to you. Ethanol served a purpose ... and it was done without a trillion or two spent on foreign wars for the Bush/Saudi princes and their ilk. We are still dealing with that mess ... but sure ... trash the American producers. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 10:27 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Sua Sponte at May 09, 2018 10:30 PM (s45Aq)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM
I hope and pray that's the case. This shit makes Watergate look like shoplifting a candy bar. Maybe I am too jaded by the swamp. If someone wrote a movie about this they would pan it as being too far fetched.
Posted by: Minnfidel
I hope to heaven you are right. I seem to recall sessions declining to pursue charges against Lois Lerner because "that's not the way we do things" or some such crap. Many many government officials have lied with impunity while others are charged and many laws have been broken out in the open with no consequences so far.
I was in my 20s when Watergate played out and when Nixon was pardoned because "he had suffered enough" I abruptly learned there were two systems of law in America. Right now I might just cheer if there were a terror attack in the heart of the District. I should be ashamed of that but I'm not as they have earned everyones' disgust.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at May 09, 2018 10:36 PM (+l4dn)
Does this mean no more super hot Christie Brinklely cruising by in a red Ferrari to Lindsey Buckingham's "Holiday Road"?
Or does it just mean that it's not that best idea trying to smuggle Aunt Edna across the border too?
Posted by: Cold Civil War at May 10, 2018 12:23 AM (Z2PYk)
They must be betting on the down side.
Posted by: PJ at May 10, 2018 12:53 AM (qlTN9)
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