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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | New York Times Publishes Lists of Mueller's Questions for Trump, Presumably Leaked by Member of Office of the Special CounselThis list of questions seems to have two obvious purposes and one sneaky one. The obvious purposes: To get Trump to provide evidence against himself which Mueller's team has failed to gather from other sources. Obviously, Trump should not answer questions with this purpose. To get Trump in a perjury trap in which his answer disagrees, if only slightly and arguably, from an answer of another interviewee, in which case Mueller will proclaim the other interviewee to be obviously telling the truth (even if that "truth" was obtained in exchange for immunity or a light plea deal) and claim Trump has committed perjury. Obviously, Trump should not answer questions with this purpose. Alan Derschowitz proposes a sneaky angle to the questions: That they have been constructed to not be answered by "Yes" or "No," but have been constructed to invite open-ended answers and digressions, to encourage Trump to ramble on and wind up talking about things not even asked about or even much thought about, for which they can then charge him with perjury. Trump is a rambler, and his mouth often seems to be an independently-acting organism with full autonomy of action and little guidance from his brain. Given that this is obviously a set-up, and that the Special Counsel's office is acting unethically even by leaking these questions to its partner-in-crime the media, Trump should just invoke any privilege not to answer, from the Article 2 separation of powers to executive privilege to "any other privileges I may enjoy" (a method of invoking the 5th Amendment without saying "I invoke the 5th," which Democrats employed during previous investigations), and tell Mueller to go spit. Derschowitz himself argues Trump should answer the questions in written form (with full vetting by his lawyers, one presumes), or, if that is rejected, then he should negotiate for a certain number of questions or a certain time limit for questioning. He also allows that Trump can/should invoke Executive Privilege, but not the 5th Amendment. I disagree. Others have been permitted to allude to the 5th Amendment without specifically invoking it, just generally asserting "any other rights I might have under the Constitution." If it works for Democrats, it works for Trump. Meanwhile, Paul Manafort's legal team says that Mueller's team has told him they have failed to find evidence of any contacts between himself and Russian officials. At least that's what the Manfort's lawyers say that Mueller's lawyers say. Who knows with these people what the truth is. In any event, the Deep State has declared war on a duly elected president chosen by the people in open defiance of their demands, how dare they!, and Trump should not refrain from declaring war right back. Meanwhile, the Weekly Standard has even permitted a writer, Eric Felten (who's pretty good, despite the outfit he works for), to report what others have been reporting for a long while: that the House report either suggests or outright proves-- I tend to the latter -- that James Clapper engineered the entire Russia Collusion narrative and then, inevitably, the appointment of the Special Counsel.[I]t was quickly noted by scholars of the Steele dossier that the House document reveals (or, if one is dubious of the House Intel majority's credibility, one can say "asserts" instead) that it was President Barack Obama's director of national intelligence, James Clapper, who helped engineer the public release of the dossier. That release may well be the essential act in producing the special counsel investigation that continues to hang over the Trump administration. Here's what makes the dossier release essential--and no, it isn’t that the release exposed credible evidence of collusion: After more than a year of investigations there is still no evidence (at least no evidence that has been made public) corroborating the dossier’s significant allegations against Trump. Rather, without the publication of the dossier, President Trump would not have pressed FBI director James Comey to prove the dossier's allegations false. That pressure is central to the narrative that Trump fired Comey in an effort to obstruct the bureau's Russia investigation. That narrative led to the appointment of Robert Mueller as special counsel; the question of whether the president attempted to obstruct justice is reportedly the main issue Mueller's team is still investigating. So how did the dossier get released? .. How did the media find out about the dossier being summarized in the ICA? The House committee majority reports that when it first asked Clapper, last July, about leaks of the ICA/dossier, Clapper "flatly denied 'discuss[ing] the dossier [compiled by Steele] or any other intelligence related to Russia hacking of the 2016 election with journalists.'" In further interviews, the former DNI changed his story: "Clapper subsequently acknowledged discussing the 'dossier with CNN journalist Jake Tapper,' and admitted that he might have spoken with other journalists about the same topic." Clapper talked to Tapper early in January 2017; January 10, 2017 CNN published a story co-bylined by Tapper revealing that there was a dossier of allegations against Trump that had been summarized by intelligence officials and presented to the president and president-elect. THE WEEKLY STANDARD reached out to CNN about whether Clapper spoke with Tapper. A CNN spokesperson says "We do not comment on sourcing." Clapper is now an official "national security analyst" for CNN.When even the Weekly Standard is permitting writers to write this -- remember, Lee Smith was fired by the Weekly Standard, and while I don't know why he was fired, it was almost immediately after he submitted a critical report on Fusion GPS to his editors -- then I would say this is now pretty much undisputed, except by the CryptoMenschian Fringe (including Cruise Captain Bill Kristol). Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I cannot wait to hear about how this leak proves how honorable Mueller is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2018 06:12 PM (dEQP3) 2
Fake News
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 06:12 PM (Eu5eZ) 3
They are trying to blame the leak on PDT Himself.
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:13 PM (4dz1m) 4
1. So are they all honorable men.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL) 5
Can't you see this is the last act of a desperate man
Posted by: Abel Johnson at May 01, 2018 06:14 PM (n+6mJ) 6
So! Laptop all better now, Mr. O'Spades?
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 06:14 PM (MVjcR) 7
We don't care if it's the first act of Henry The Fifth
Posted by: Your MSM betters at May 01, 2018 06:15 PM (n+6mJ) 8
This DOJ really needs a Saturday night massacre.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 01, 2018 06:15 PM (wpJDK) 9
6. One hour in the freezer, wedged in between hobo briskets and valu-rite handles. It was what tech support recommended.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:15 PM (fA1SL) 10
I have heard people say to not fire Meuller because that would be bad...
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 06:16 PM (zSVEm) 11
How did the NYT get the alleged list?
Nah, that would be an uncomfortable question... And can we stop with the "Trump can be out of control" bit? Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:16 PM (7LY+6) 12
no boxers or briefs question?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 06:16 PM (hMwEB) 13
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man
Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can When it's time for reason I hope you'll understand That I was born a ramblin' man Posted by: A Vogon at May 01, 2018 06:16 PM (UdKB7) 14
Fake News is saying Trump's team leaked it. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:16 PM (cLO7o) 15
Sharkman stated a couple threads below that articles of impeachment are being generated for Rosenstein.
Posted by: MAGA at May 01, 2018 06:17 PM (+69Zy) 16
I think PDT ought to go in & answer every question with SUCK MY DICK !
Posted by: JoshBARROquette at May 01, 2018 06:17 PM (y3aQB) 17
Fvck Mueller.
It's about time to fire this POS and send 137 investigators up his ass, along with complete investigations and body cavity searches of all his friends and family. Seriously. This is just ridiculous. And it's well past time that Barky and all of his junta were put in the sights of untold numbers of investigations and prosecutions. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:17 PM (8gDQu) 18
I am getting so sick and tired of this circus. Don't the proggie idiots realize that it they actually drive PDT out of office, Felonia von Pantsuits isn't going to step into his shoes? This whole thing is totally horse manure.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 01, 2018 06:17 PM (BOdUR) Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:17 PM (Pqytn) 20
Question #1: What has enchanted you the most? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:18 PM (cLO7o) 21
Who cares at this point.
No way to run an "investigation". President Trump should demand Congress shut down Mueller's shitshow once and for all. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2018 06:18 PM (sKXw3) 22
Since Mueller has no proof of any underlying crime I would tell him to pound sand. Why would anyone agree to an interview with a prosecutor who only has one goal in mind, to find you guilty of any crime big or small.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf) 23
Question #19: "President Trump, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"
======= I definitely wouldn't be a Bush is or that a Mish ? Posted by: JoshBARROquette at May 01, 2018 06:18 PM (y3aQB) 24
Leaking those questions might just be a gift to PDT. Now he has a better idea of what Mueller wants. And so do his lawyers. This could be a good thing. Mueller could very well have shot himself in the foot. Confidence is high. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 06:18 PM (GdWl+) Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 06:18 PM (SjImc) 26
Fake News is saying Trump's team leaked it"...
The "no, the other guy did it" is making me chuckle. And the questions are idiotic at best... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:19 PM (7LY+6) 27
Question #19: "President Trump, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:17 PM (Pqytn) A gympie-gympie. Come rub me. Posted by: The Donald at May 01, 2018 06:19 PM (8gDQu) Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 06:19 PM (MVjcR) 29
No comment! PERIOD.
Posted by: Glenn John at May 01, 2018 06:19 PM (LilNs) 30
Trump should offer a deal.
Trump under oath. Mueller and all his minions under oath. They ask a question, Trump answers. Trump's lawyers ask them a question. They refuse to answer or take the Fifth? Interview over. Pay per view. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:19 PM (4dz1m) 31
Of course they're open ended. Just like this investigation.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 01, 2018 06:19 PM (bB4HN) 32
16 I think PDT ought to go in & answer every question with SUCK MY DICK !
== it would be funny if he answered with random words - Rosebud, 42, never more... Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (hMwEB) 33
Trump rambles when it's OK to ramble. But he is meticulous when it comes to legal things. That's why they can't find anything. He is perhaps the most clean person in DC.
Posted by: MAGA at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (+69Zy) 34
Leaking those questions might just be a gift to PDT.
Now he has a better idea of what Mueller wants. And so do his lawyers. I believe his Lawyers, read that as Guiliani, already had the questions Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (SjImc) 35
I want Mueller humiliated along with every GOPe turd who talked about his integrity.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (y7DUB) 36
"This could be a good thing. Mueller could very well have shot himself in the foot. Confidence is high."
He needs to aim higher. Posted by: fly gal at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (8TdcF) 37
PLEASE, JUST STOP IT. I'M EXHAUSTED!!!!
Posted by: Ace's Laptop at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (IEVqH) 38
Mueller could very well have shot himself in the foot"
"Bbbut the people at the Times are our friends" Heh. Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (7LY+6) Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (t41dG) 40
Can we borrow the Mossad to infiltrate Mueller's office?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (fkdqr) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (8gDQu) 42
BUT TRUMP ISN'T THE TARGET OF THE INVESTIGATION!! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (cLO7o) 43
Trump's lawyers ask them a question.
They refuse to answer or take the Fifth? Interview over. Pay per view. Posted by: rd No, if Mueller and crew refuse to answer they should be arrested with criminal interference in a counter-espionage investigation. To fucking jail with all of them. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (LNPd9) 44
I want Mueller humiliated along with every GOPe turd who talked about his integrity.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (y7DUB) Can I put you down for cruise tickets, Captain? Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (IEVqH) 45
Can we borrow the Mossad to infiltrate Mueller's office?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (fkdqr) One problem, the Office is not Kosher Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (SjImc) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:22 PM (7LY+6) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 06:22 PM (yQpMk) 48
Rosenstein hasn't controlled Mueller the way he's supposed to under the Special Counsel law. That's not an accident
Posted by: Your MSM betters at May 01, 2018 06:22 PM (n+6mJ) Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:22 PM (E3rQ4) 50
Given that the questions relate in no way to collusion, the only arguably legit purpose of Mueller, he should object as ultra vires.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 01, 2018 06:22 PM (Dp6qK) 51
Not sure about Trump the ramblin' man (or talker), ace.
I thought the word was that, in the zillions of legal proceedings and depositions he's done in his career, he's been a model client (from his lawyers' perspective). In other words, stage Trump is very very very different from law firm conference room Trump. Dunno if true, but tracks very well with what I've seen of his intelligence and wiles. Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (QDnY+) 52
I thought the proper response was F*ck you; next question."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (0QYMt) 53
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I am getting so sick and tired of this circus. Don't the proggie idiots realize that it they actually drive PDT out of office, Felonia von Pantsuits isn't going to step into his shoes? This whole thing is totally horse manure. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 01, 2018 06:17 PM (BOdUR) Their choice is Kameltoe Harris - Commie - CA Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (UsCnO) 54
Posted by: Eddie Baby at May 01, 2018 06:15 PM ( --- Fire half, and reassign the rest to Burkina Faso. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (4dz1m) 55
PLEASE, JUST STOP IT. I'M EXHAUSTED!!!!
Posted by: Ace's Laptop at May 01, 2018 06:20 PM (IEVqH) You are so hot, baby. Posted by: Ace's Shelves at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (yQpMk) 56
Willowed, of course. But I did want to let bluebell know I don't need the $49.95.
319 7pm but you will have to get past WeaselDog. Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 06:02 PM (MVjcR) I am proud to say that I heard WeaselDog on the phone today. And he sounded ferocious. Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at May 01, 2018 06:18 PM (bHgZu) Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (bHgZu) 57
The President should leak some answers. In random order.
1 no 2 yes 3 St Louis 4 huge 5 Thursday 6 covfefe 7 nyet 8 da 9 Hooters Posted by: PhilDirt at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (rZYEY) 58
Trump is a rambler, and his mouth often seems to be an
independently-acting organism with full autonomy of action and little guidance from his brain. Heh...true, but I have grown oddly fond of his style of rambling. Posted by: IC at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (a0IVu) 59
He should answer every questions with "African or European?"
Posted by: Octopussy at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (G4PnA) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (7LY+6) 61
One of the best advice videos on the Youtube.
Don't Talk to the Police youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&t=121s Posted by: Darth Randall at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (6n332) 62
question 127: at what point did you cease working for the FSB ?
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl) 63
Just answer Hodor or Matt Damon to every question.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 06:24 PM (/tuJf) 64
Does Stormy Daniels moan when you're banging her? Scream when she climaxes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:24 PM (+y/Ru) 65
Question #14:
You said that the Chicago White Sox are your favorite team, name one player on the White Sox. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (8gDQu) 66
Q34: Spell "doody head" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (pNxlR) 67
question 145: at what point did FSB become involved in your business empire ?
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (bUjCl) 68
Trump should answer each question with, "I have heard that Robert Mueller sucks dick at truck stops all along the eastern seaboard."
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (TN1P5) 69
Ace , you and your laptop can take the rest of the evening off. I 'll bet $10 on 1,000 posts.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (cxBi6) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (7LY+6) 71
If I were DJT, my counter-offer would be this. I will answer 25 of your questions under the following circumstances:
1. We are both under oath in front of Congress. 2. I ask YOU a question after you ask one - any dodging or provable falshood, your party is over and you are out of a job. 3. The session will be broadcast live on ANY media source that wishes to carry it and uninterrupted except for one chance to use a porta-potty by each of the participants. 4. The moderator will be chosen at random from a random US white pages phonebook that is less than 300 pages long and speaks fluent English. There will be no studio audience or other personnel present technical or otherwise in the building other than the moderator, Mr Mueller and Mr Trump. 5. Cameras and microphones will be fixed and unmoving. Posted by: The Old Man at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (duGaw) 72
Since they cannot compel him to testify, why invoke any right at all, and simply refuse?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (oVJmc) 73
Can't you see this is the last act of a desperate man?
--- I don't care if it's the First Act of Henry V! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2018 06:26 PM (Gewwz) 74
64,
Toy forgot to number the questions... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:26 PM (7LY+6) 75
63 Just answer Hodor or Matt Damon to every question.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 06:24 PM (/tuJf) Hodor Qotby? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:26 PM (VM6ev) 76
I will answer your questions ... but first, you will blow me.
Posted by: The Donald at May 01, 2018 06:26 PM (8gDQu) 77
I'd like to know why there are questions about Trump's feelings. Well, I know why (the sneaky reasons), but why would they be considered relevant? Who cares how he felt about Comey - you can judge how he felt by how he acted and what he said about him publicly at the time of his firing. FYNQ!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:26 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:26 PM (7LY+6) 79
Of course Trump leaked it! He and his NYT buddies are like this! (crosses fingers)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (VBKy9) 80
41 ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Question #21: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. http://style.org/unladenswallow/ Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (hyuyC) 81
71 Posted by: The Old Man at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM (duGaw)
As long as I am chosen at random and we can liveblog it here on the HQ. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (VM6ev) 82
Since they cannot compel him to testify, why invoke any right at all, and simply refuse?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles Or just ignore them altogether. Better not to give them any hook at all. Just smile and wave. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (LNPd9) 83
About the time of the election, someone who had sat across the table from President Trump in a negotiation described the meeting. Trump's information was better than his own. He knew it all without any input from the aides he had brought. He ignored the aides on both sides of the table. He didn't waste a word.
The guy said it was the fastest, cleanest negotiation he had ever been a part of. Posted by: Wenda (sic) at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (Kr0FZ) 84
Q12: Could you REALLY not see tricksy former FBI Director Comey camoflaged in the room's drapes? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (pNxlR) 85
Just answer Hodor or Matt Damon to every question. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 06:24 PM (/tuJf)
===== LOL! You did it, you won. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (MIKMs) 86
>>Just answer Hodor or Matt Damon to every question.
Or maybe, "I can't recall - can you show me what NSA recorded?" Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (W+vEI) 87
71,
Pay per view? Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (7LY+6) 88
question 106: at what point did FSB ask you to cut taxes and build the wall ?
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:28 PM (bUjCl) 89
Can I borrow a couple million 'til Friday?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:28 PM (+y/Ru) 90
Question #14:
You said that the Chicago White Sox are your favorite team, name one player on the White Sox. Question #15: You're a NYawker: Mets or Yankees? Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2018 06:28 PM (3C9q2) 91
Answer with, "Like with a cloth?"
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 01, 2018 06:28 PM (iPWhu) Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 06:28 PM (8rNrN) 93
Ace's laptop is low-energy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (rnAwa) 94
MUMR would have a good response to anything anyone asked.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (fA1SL) 95
Brennan Clapper Comey McCabe etc built their careers on our often hysterical reaction to post 9/11 fears of terrorism. But none of them did anything effectual about it as far as I can tell
What happened to AtC. She used to rant so well on this topoc Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (n+6mJ) Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (gbWkA) 97
In any event, the Deep State has declared war on a duly elected president chosen by the people in open defiance of their demands, how dare they!, and Trump should not refrain from declaring war right back.
I can hardly wait until we have another Dem Socialist president. His or her legitimacy will be taken as a given even in the face of overwhelming evidence of widespread voter fraud, and the GOPe cucks will lapse again into their usual restful submissiveness. If McCain still breathes, he will bow and scrape respectfully before his commie master. Watch. The idea of hounding their new president relentlessly and threatening impeachment will never cross their pacified little minds. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (IEVqH) Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (cxBi6) 99
>>>93 Ace's laptop is low-energy.
it's the highest energy, hugest power-consuming computer, the best. Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (8rNrN) 100
Mueller has zero respect for the actual law.
So why isn't an actual honest FBI agent arresting him? Perhaps there are no actual honest FBI agents left? We are 16 months into this sham of an investigation and the rank and file allow it to continue. Again I ask, are there any actual honest FBI agents left? I thought they also took the oath to uphold and defend the Constitution. We're waiting, azzholes! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (UsCnO) 101
Given that this is a witch-hunt on Mueller's part, will this be the final weigh-in to finally determine, once and for all, whether or not Trump's a witch? This silliness has gone on long enough. The whole country knows the Dims have nothing. Let's get this crap over with and get back to bidness. And by "bidness," I mean prosecuting Her Heinous, SCOAMF. Lerner and the rest of the scum from Bronco Bama's DC swamp. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (GdWl+) 102
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2018 06:28 PM (3C9q2)
Yes. Question #14 was left over from the Barky radio quiz. He failed miserably, if you recall. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:30 PM (8gDQu) 103
Crypto-Menschian. For a moment I thought that was like a negative Yiddish connotation.
But, Louise. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:30 PM (VM6ev) 104
Or Trump could just not answer the questions, ever.
He is under no obligation to answer any questions. He is not been charged with a crime and is under no obligation to cooperate with this farce. Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2018 06:30 PM (UfMVm) 105
Rosenstein.
I've long thought he showed intellectual and character deficiencies - enough to disqualify him from his post - based on 1) his memo reco'ing firing Comey and 2) his appointment of Mueller based on a mandate that is not compliant with the relevant DOJ regulation (no predicate crime or even strong belief in one). Then I hear the very odd language he used recently - saying DOJ would not be "extorted" by Congress. Um - this boy has zero understanding of the constitution, or, apparently, the concept of extortion. Congress oversees DOJ, fuck-stick, they appropriate every dime you have, they cannot extort you because they *own* you, effectively. And unless someone can come up with hidden exculpatory factors, his 11th hour begging of Speaker Ryan to not comply with one of Nunes key document requests confirms a completely unfit and inappropriate mindset. Oh - the documents he desperately tried to keep hidden had zero effect on DOJ investigations, or any other DOJ or national interest, due to their being handed over - of course. Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2018 06:30 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:30 PM (Pqytn) Posted by: PDT at May 01, 2018 06:30 PM (8jDbj) 108
The OIG report better have recommendation to prosecute Clapper!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI) 109
About the time of the election, someone who had sat across the table from President Trump in a negotiation described the meeting. Trump's information was better than his own. He knew it all without any input from the aides he had brought. He ignored the aides on both sides of the table. He didn't waste a word. The guy said it was the fastest, cleanest negotiation he had ever been a part of. Posted by: Wenda (sic) at May 01, 2018 06:27 PM (Kr0FZ) ---- Except there is a big difference between a real estate negotiation similar to ones you have done for fifty years, and a criminal investigation interview. There are very big differences. And PDT has very little time to learn, and no time to practice. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (4dz1m) 110
108 The OIG report better have recommendation to prosecute Clapper!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI) Prosecute. Like with a firing squad? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (VM6ev) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (+y/Ru) 112
Answer every question with a question. Or a song title.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (fkdqr) 113
>>that James Clapper engineered the entire Russia Collusion narrative and then, inevitably, the appointment of the Special Counsel.
My money is still on Brennan as the chief slimer. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (/tuJf) 114
What happened to AtC. She used to rant so well on this topoc
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (n+6mJ) I got spoken to today about not using the internet for personal use while at work. So. Yeah. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (dEQP3) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (7LY+6) 116
Given that this is obviously a set-up, and that the Special Counsel's office is acting unethically even by leaking these questions to its partner-in-crime the media, Trump should just invoke any privilege not to answer, from the Article 2 separation of powers to executive privilege to "any other privileges I may enjoy" (a method of invoking the 5th Amendment without saying "I invoke the 5th," which Democrats employed during previous investigations), and tell Mueller to go spit.
I agree that Trump shouldn't answer anything to Mueller. But he shouldn't even bother claiming any privileges. He should just tell Mueller to "Fvck off!". Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (8gDQu) 117
Q32: Which Disney princess are you and why? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (pNxlR) 118
114. Stupid work.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL) 119
I don't think PDT is going to answer any questions. As painful as all of this is, the longer it has gone on the more it has backfired on those who engineered it, most noticeably Mueller and Comey-Dumpster. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (VM6ev) 120
Derschowitz himself argues Trump should answer the questions in written form
== Dersch ...i am so disappointed Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl) 121
I like "quite so, guv'nuh" delivered in a strong cockney accent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (IEVqH) 122
Let's start an AoS Pool on who gets broken-into next by the corrupt fbi. My bet: Donald Trump Jr. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (cLO7o) 123
Trump should ask Mueller what is the crime and statute he is investigating, because it was never in his appointment as SC.
Ask Mueller if he believes Rosenputz should be fire for violating SC laws and for denying people their due process. Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (5ukVf) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (pNxlR) 125
Oh - the issue with Rosie's memo on Comey was that it was so undergraduate - tons of "testimonial" evidence/back-up (much of it from the sub-mediocre, likely criminal sorts who abounded in previous administrations, and whose judgement or opinions are of little interest). It appeared he wasn't confident or smart enough to just reason from (obvious) basic principles, regulations, and traditions. The conclusion (firing) was of course fine, but also obvious.
Overall Rosenstein strikes me as a typical mediocrity of recent Beltway years, less criminal than some, but completely unfit for his position, especially now, easily the most important time in DOJ's history - ever. Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (QDnY+) 126
I got spoken to today about not using the internet for personal use while at work. So. Yeah.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (dEQP3) use da phone... Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (hMwEB) 127
i'm all for the answers;
i don't remember' "what difference does it make" "i had no intent' "wipe that spittle off your mouth' Posted by: willow at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (2G9k3) 128
I got spoken to today about not using the internet for personal use while at work. So. Yeah.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2018 06:32 PM (dEQP3) ============================= That will make your future posts super-special, Empress. Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (Pqytn) 129
"I cannot recall."
"I was not privy to that information." "Any answer would be speculation, and I will not speculate. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (4dz1m) Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (8rNrN) 131
I'm shocked after 15 years of professional blogging ace doesn't have a desktop workstation with 2 or 3 monitors with a comfy chair by now.
Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (qNS03) Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (W+vEI) 133
OT: Another reason to stay out of Starbucks provided by Donk congressional candidate.
Dan Helmer @HelmerVA10 Last week, I went to a gun show to find out how easy it is to buy an assault rifle. What I found was terrifying - it took less time to buy a weapon of war than a cup of coffee. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (+y/Ru) 134
>>>93 Ace's laptop is low-energy.
it's the highest energy, hugest power-consuming computer, the best. Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 06:29 PM (8rNrN) <<< Please clap. Posted by: ace's laptop at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (8jDbj) 135
I dont see how this does not get real ugly, and I mean like 1861 ugly.
Posted by: BluesFish at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (5iPef) Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (W+vEI) 137
I got spoken to today about not using the internet for personal use while at work. So. Yeah. HAHA! Did you feel like a child? Hahahahahahaha! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (cLO7o) 138
use da phone...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (hMwEB) The HQ call center in Bombay closes at 4 p.m. EST. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 06:35 PM (IEVqH) 139
Yes. Question #14 was left over from the Barky radio quiz. He failed miserably, if you recall.
Yeah, I remembered that. I just couldn't resist stirring up a crossbow/longbow-type argument among NY baseball fans. I just hope for the sake of the game that Mueller isn't a baseball fan. We're already stuck with George Will. Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2018 06:35 PM (3C9q2) 140
alex, nooo, tell them work is for dummies!
hands over lemon bars. They don't even treat you as well as we do. well except the money part and maybe the insurance part and maybe they don't insult you but otherwise We are Way better! Posted by: willow at May 01, 2018 06:35 PM (2G9k3) 141
He should just tell Mueller to "Fvck off!"."
Nah. Best is to continue to not reply at all. Drives the twatwaffles crazy... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:35 PM (7LY+6) 142
130 I've never understood why "go spit" meant "eff off."
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (8rNrN) I think it's just a mild colloquialism that means "F off" but it was there for the Hayes Office. Very 40s like "go chase yourself." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev) 143
I vote fire.
Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 06:35 PM (qNS03) 144
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108 The OIG report better have recommendation to prosecute Clapper!!!! Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI) Prosecute. Like with a firing squad? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:31 PM (VM6ev) Yes. And then wipe with a cloth. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 06:35 PM (UsCnO) 145
use da phone...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 06:33 PM (hMwEB) I was literally told and don't just use your phone. I am upset about getting lectured but, dude, c'mon. My boss does have a right to ask me to work at work. I'll give it a few weeks to blow over and then sneaky sneak on the phone. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2018 06:36 PM (dEQP3) 146
Pro tip - always insist on answering questions using a cone of silence.
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 06:36 PM (gbWkA) 147
The English grammar was off on those questions I don't think they came from Mueller
Posted by: Harry at May 01, 2018 06:36 PM (d0adz) 148
146. Interpretive dance.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL) 149
I am upset about getting lectured but, dude, c'mon. My boss does have a right to ask me to work at work.
I see the problem here. You need to be the boss. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (IEVqH) 150
>>Last week, I went to a gun show to find out how easy it is to buy an assault rifle. What I found was terrifying - it took less time to buy a weapon of war than a cup of coffee.
How does that compare to the time it takes to buy an assault knife on Amazon/at Cabela's, or rent an assault truck at Hertz? Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (W+vEI) 151
If I were President Trump, I would every single fbi agent to patrol the border. That's their job from now on. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (cLO7o) 152
There was a scifi short story I read where an undefeatable robot guarded a huge cache of all sorts of treasures.
One could see the piles but the only way in was to answer 3 questions from the robot. If you got it wrong, it killed you. These guys wired into a huge database and sent an envoy. Even after answering all correctly, the guy was killed. The next guy, seeing that, tried a new tact and answered nonsense. And he was let in. On the way out, the robot asked, "Why do you want that?" The guy answered honestly. And the robot killed him. Moral? Never deal truthfully with someone who means to kill you Posted by: RoyalOil at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (TN1P5) 153
Telling them to "go piss up a rope" is far more satisfying.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (Pqytn) 154
I've never understood why "go spit" meant "eff off."
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (8rNrN) "Go spit" might be related to the old phrase, "Go spit in the ocean", instructing someone to take himself away and spend his time on a useless and ridiculous activity. In Yiddish, one of the top curse lines is "Go shit in the ocean". My grandmother used to say that to us all the time. We never really could make heads or tails of the literal meaning of it but we knew what she meant. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (8gDQu) 155
146 Pro tip - always insist on answering questions using a cone of silence.
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 06:36 PM (gbWkA) OK, LOL. And bring Hymie as your counsel. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (VM6ev) 156
All y'all are better, willow.
And, Sooth, yes, in point of fact, I did feel like a child so thanks for that. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (dEQP3) 157
The English grammar was off on those questions I don't think they came from Mueller
= you give him and his goons too much credit Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (bUjCl) 158
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"I cannot recall." "I was not privy to that information." "Any answer would be speculation, and I will not speculate. All quotes from "The Book of Hillary." Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (UsCnO) 159
>>Along with Jarrett and Obama.
Ah yep. I just see Brennan as the sneakiest bastard of the next tier players. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (/tuJf) 160
So it's going to be "What is your name? What is your quest? What did you have for lunch on this date 3 years ago? Aha, wrong! Perjury!" This is getting silly. The administration should be able to make the case that the investigator, unable to find anything has turned to entrapment and is therefore unethical.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (7LY+6) 162
154 I've never understood why "go spit" meant "eff off."
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 06:34 PM (8rNrN) "Go spit" might be related to the old phrase, "Go spit in the ocean", instructing someone to take himself away and spend his time on a useless and ridiculous activity. In Yiddish, one of the top curse lines is "Go shit in the ocean". My grandmother used to say that to us all the time. We never really could make heads or tails of the literal meaning of it but we knew what she meant. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (8gDQu) I thought "gey kok in yom" is go shit in your hat? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (VM6ev) 163
Hulu cancelled Michelle Wolf' comedy special
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (hMwEB) 164
i hate it when boss's are the boss of us.
unfair, does he give you something extra for doing work? Posted by: willow at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (2G9k3) 165
And yet, even with everything we already know...
The President is still under investigation and Clapper and his Cabal, don't seem to be. You KNOW we would have heard if Comey's Leaker pal, who is now supposedly his Lawyer as well, had been raided, like Trump's Lawyer was. Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (NgKpN) 166
I'll give it a few weeks to blow over and then sneaky sneak on the phone. Three words: "restroom" and "UTI" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (pNxlR) 167
I am upset about getting lectured but, dude, c'mon. My boss does have a right to ask me to work at work.
But... there are people who are WRONG on twitter. That's damn near a full-time job right there. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (Tnhbr) 168
And PDT has very little time to learn, and no time to practice. You sound as though PDT has never ever had any lawyerly-like dealings in his life. I'm fairly certain that he had his sights on becoming preezy a decade ago and instructed his people to make damn good and sure that he and all his business dealings were squeaky clean. That would involve lawyers. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 06:39 PM (GdWl+) 169
No, if Mueller and crew refuse to answer they should be arrested with criminal interference in a counter-espionage investigation. To fucking jail with all of them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (LNPd9) That is where I have been from day 1 - tell Team Mueller to come on over for their interview. Once there, notify that in national security interest it is TS, any leaks and you all will be shot first, them your extended family (maybe that is a step above TS). First Question - when did you inform of detailed evidence you found of Russian tampering in our election process? Next question - Russians hacked several Democrat servers, Uranium One (so on and so forth...) were very public allegations and basis for your appointment, in detail, what crimes did you uncover, and again, when did you inform the appropriate authorities of the actual evidence? so on so forth for maybe five minutes... You are under arrest for interfereing with counter-espionage investigation and conspiracy against the US. Mind you, the TS portion of this meeting has not concluded... Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 06:39 PM (Eu5eZ) 170
154. My grandfather's go-to was either 'I shit on his beard,' or 'I shit on his mother's beard.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL) 171
PDT to Mueller- Go piss up a rope.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 06:39 PM (cxBi6) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:39 PM (+y/Ru) 173
"I will answer your questions, but before I do, as chief executive, I hereby grant myself full immunity from any and all prosecution." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:39 PM (VM6ev) 174
I'll give it a few weeks to blow over and then sneaky sneak on the phone.
Three words: "restroom" and "UTI" == so when AtC posts during working hours we know exactly where she is ? Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:40 PM (bUjCl) 175
Round 2 of Beck at the Tabernacle tonight.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 06:40 PM (+fTAB) 176
My grandfather's go-to was either 'I shit on his beard,' or 'I shit on his mother's beard.'
== sukin sin ! Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:40 PM (bUjCl) 177
170 154. My grandfather's go-to was either 'I shit on his beard,' or 'I shit on his mother's beard.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL) My mother said "out your mother's cvnt" but it sounded better in the original Hungarian. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:40 PM (VM6ev) Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2018 06:40 PM (n+6mJ) 179
How do they know about your Internet usage? Bob from NSA tipping them off?
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 01, 2018 06:40 PM (CDETr) 180
I thought "gey kok in yom" is go shit in your hat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (VM6ev) "Yom" (it's really "yahm") is ocean/sea in Hebrew. My grandmother used the longer phrase: Gey kokken offen yahm. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (8gDQu) 181
Trump should answer every question with "Fuck off. Next question."
Posted by: tu3031 at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (O5Q3r) 182
mrp@153- fist bump
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (cxBi6) 183
The English grammar was off on those questions I don't think they came from Mueller"
Nice to see someone admit they've never read any of Mueller's ramblings... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (7LY+6) 184
the added bit to the post is spicy-good.
Posted by: concrete girl at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (zr8oO) 185
176. Suka blyat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL) 186
183 The English grammar was off on those questions I don't think they came from Mueller"
Nice to see someone admit they've never read any of Mueller's ramblings... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (7LY+6) Camera Hogg wrote them. For extra credit. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (VM6ev) 187
Mueller might not get the answers he thinks he will get either.
For instance, in answer to the one asking what Trump thought about Comey's intelligence briefing he could say, "I ultimately came to think that Comey was a slimy little shitweasel who was trying to gin up a hook to use so that Clapper could get CNN to spread around that horseshit dossier that Clinton paid the Russians to produce, and which you refuse to investigate her about. And it seems he does this sort of thing a lot since later he admitted to leaking FBI documents to get his buddy Mueller appointed as special prosecutor." Posted by: thatch at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (+p2i/) 188
113 >>that James Clapper engineered the entire Russia Collusion narrative and then, inevitably, the appointment of the Special Counsel.
My money is still on Brennan as the chief slimer. I concur in the strongest way possible. Posted by: Sumdumchief at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (mKwYe) 189
The weekly standard?
The Paolo does not understand. Why do you only clean American Standard Toilets once a week? So Silly. Posted by: The Paolo at May 01, 2018 06:41 PM (y1qbu) 190
And Clapper still has his security clearance.
Answers to all Mueller inquiries: "Fuck You, Next Question, Please." Dreaming again. Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (O033+) 191
I thought "gey kok in yom" is go shit in your hat? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (VM6ev) I always heard it as "guy kok en fawn yom". But, then I was listening to Texas Jews. They also liked :"vega hoggets". Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (E3rQ4) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (VM6ev) 193
If I were president, bob mueller would be waking up in a hotel room tonight with a dead male hooker in his bed. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (cLO7o) 194
Can we borrow the Mossad to infiltrate Mueller's office?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (fkdqr) One problem, the Office is not Kosher Posted by: Nevergiveup And goat fucking Iranians are? Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (dhqL5) 195
>>Hulu cancelled Michelle Wolf' comedy special
More fake news, I think, since her upcoming special is on Netflix. WTF is it with the crazy fake news on the web about this comedic nobody? Wonder if it's some sort of stealth marketing... Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (+y/Ru) 197
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Hulu cancelled Michelle Wolf' comedy special Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (hMwEB) So... a good day, eh! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (7LY+6) 199
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They also liked :"vega hoggets". Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (E3rQ4) "Vayr ge hargit" = drop dead. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (VM6ev) 200
So Go Spit = Pound Sand
Like Kiss my ass = Blow me Posted by: Ignoramus at May never got why "blow me" caught on as a phrase. what guy wants a blow job from another guy and why would he ever consider putting his dick in the mouth of a guy that dislikes him and that he just insulted? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (E3rQ4) 202
Photos of Robert Mueller wearing girls underwear would be on the internet tonight. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (cLO7o) 203
196 PELOSI CONFIDENT: WILL BE SPEAKER AGAIN!
Paranoid schizophrenia is not just a river in Egypt. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (+y/Ru) She'll take place of the shrieking loon panhandling and singing gospel on the B Train. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (VM6ev) 204
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If I were President Trump, I would every single fbi agent to patrol the border. That's their job from now on. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:37 PM (cLO7o) nah.... even better.... USC 8, Title 1324, Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens... Make a new division whose only job, is to investigate and prosecute under that Statute... Like the Americans who put together march across Mexico. Like Judges, and AGs, here in Calif.... and Moonbeam... Like those in the Calif Legislature who are making it so illegals can work GOVERNMENT Jobs here in Clownifornia... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (NgKpN) 205
And goat fucking Iranians are? Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (dhqL5) You say that like it is a bad thing. Posted by: Shep Smith at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO) 206
ace> he was fired, it was almost immediately after he submitted a critical report on Fusion GPS to his editors
First it was WFB. Perhaps, NRO stepped up? Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (If3tB) 207
unfair, does he give you something extra for doing work?
Posted by: willow at May 01, 2018 06:38 PM (2G9k3) Well, I actually have a decent job with a coworker I like and decent benefits and, most importantly, we close at noon on Fridays. Eh, it's a fair cop. I'll take my lumps. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (dEQP3) 208
If I were president, bob mueller would be waking up in a hotel room tonight with a dead male hooker in his bed.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (cLO7o) "There's nothing to worry about, Director. My son Jared runs this place." Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (IEVqH) 209
The best curse I know is from Sara Hoyt, so Portuguese: "May the winds blow you to where the seas have frozen, where roosters do not crow, and where there is neither bread nor cheese nor bacon."
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (Kr0FZ) 210
My bosses run the company by cell phone from the golf course. Every day or two I get a text or email telling me to work on something.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (MVjcR) 211
Pelosi also thinks that Bush is office, so...yeah
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (bUjCl) 212
sukin sin !
==================== Go ahead, skin that smoke wagon, you sukin sin Naahh. Russian doesn't work that well. Go ahead, skin that smoke wagon, you sonuvabitch! That works. Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (Pqytn) 213
Please tell me what Trump gains by letting Mueller question him?
If he does go along with being questioned in this way, he's an idiot. I can't believe ANY legal counsel would advise their client to do it. I really am worried Trump looks at this as some sort of "stare down your opponent" opportunity, not understanding that basically as soon as he's placed under oath, he will be charged with perjury. Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (lKmt3) 214
*in office*
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (7LY+6) 216
I'm firing Rosenstein and replacing him with Rose Tico.
With any luck, she'll help kill off this investigation like she did Star Wars. Posted by: PDT at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (8jDbj) 217
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If I were president, bob mueller would be waking up in a hotel room tonight with a dead male hooker in his bed. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (cLO7o) Dead girl or live boy. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (VM6ev) 218
Can we borrow the Mossad to infiltrate Mueller's office?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (fkdqr) One problem, the Office is not Kosher Posted by: Nevergiveup And goat fucking Iranians are? Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (dhqL5) Well Hallal Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (SjImc) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:45 PM (VM6ev) 220
200 So Go Spit = Pound Sand
Like Kiss my ass = Blow me Posted by: Ignoramus at May never got why "blow me" caught on as a phrase. what guy wants a blow job from another guy and why would he ever consider putting his dick in the mouth of a guy that dislikes him and that he just insulted? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (MTjB1) Yeah... its like when a GUY tells me... 'Fuck you!'... I just look at them and say... 'Sorry, I'm Heterosexual'... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 06:45 PM (NgKpN) 221
If I were Trump I would refuse to answer any questions until meuller reins in the leaking sieve that his committee has become.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 06:45 PM (+Dllb) Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:45 PM (E3rQ4) 223
218 Can we borrow the Mossad to infiltrate Mueller's office?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 06:21 PM (fkdqr) One problem, the Office is not Kosher Posted by: Nevergiveup And goat fucking Iranians are? Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 06:42 PM (dhqL5) Well Hallal Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (SjImc) "Open the pod doors, or I KEEEEL you!" - - HAL-al 9000 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:46 PM (VM6ev) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:46 PM (bUjCl) 225
212. Heard a fine specimen of SMR use a delightful 'fuck the first two rows at your funeral! ' as a retort. It works on many, many levels.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:46 PM (fA1SL) 226
And we keep hearing there haven't been any leaks from the upstanding and righteous Robert Mueller's investigation.
This f'in guy and his pack of wolves are as crooked as any other criminals Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 06:46 PM (aC6Sd) 227
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Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:46 PM (bUjCl) I was trying to quote Boris the Blade from "Snatch." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (VM6ev) 228
213 Please tell me what Trump gains by letting Mueller question him?
If he does go along with being questioned in this way, he's an idiot. I can't believe ANY legal counsel would advise their client to do it. I really am worried Trump looks at this as some sort of "stare down your opponent" opportunity, not understanding that basically as soon as he's placed under oath, he will be charged with perjury. Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 06:44 PM (lKmt3) If'n I was President? I'd let Mueller in.... sit him and his staff down... in the Oval Office. Come in Late... sit down.... look at him and say... 'You're fired'. Then watch heads explode... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (NgKpN) 229
The news coverage is one sided except for that chick who comes on Hannity. There are so many things to ignore. It's the dog that didn't bark.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (n+6mJ) 230
i like this foreign exchange
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (7LY+6) 232
Trump should just get a copy of the FBI 302's (or whatever they are called) and use the exact same language Hillary, Huma, and Mills all used in any of their "interviews".
Posted by: scott_t at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (xGZ+b) 233
JFC, was there collusion or not? Why do you want to trap the president in a perjury crime? They're destroying a presidency with this bullshit. I've said it was a setup from the beginning.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (rdl6o) 234
My bosses run the company by cell phone from the golf course. Every day or two I get a text or email telling me to work on something.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (MVjcR) My boss does the same. Somehow seems different. Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (If3tB) 235
I was trying to quote Boris the Blade from "Snatch."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (VM6ev) rushion koluzhion ! Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:48 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 01, 2018 06:48 PM (lKyWE) 237
224. Excellent rendering.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:48 PM (fA1SL) 238
"Leck mich am Arsch" is always a good answer.
Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at May 01, 2018 06:48 PM (bHgZu) 239
Pogue Mahon
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 06:49 PM (T71PA) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:49 PM (7LY+6) 241
This is rich. Katie Couric on Wendy William's show today, sez Matt Lauer having a secret button in his office is no big deal, because "lots of people at NBC have them for privacy."
https://tinyurl.com/y9b3lsk7 Wendy was not impressed. Of course, this is the same Katie Couric that just interviewed a couple of sexbots--not kidding. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 06:49 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:49 PM (VM6ev) 243
How much of a conniving cucky cocksucker is Bob Corker? This much: In the same breath Corker poo poos the progress with North Korea implying President Trump is getting played AND THEN extolls the virtuous Iranians for being in perfect compliance with the nuclear deal. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:49 PM (cLO7o) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:49 PM (bUjCl) 245
The Reverend Al is flapping his cocksucker on my local news channel, and I have to say that just inviting him down to interfere in the case of Saraland vs Drunken BVlack Chick should get her a year less a day in county.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (yQpMk) 246
So do these questions mean Trump has agreed to be questioned by Mueller?
Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (lKmt3) 247
If I was President
And the Congress call my name I'd say "who do Who do you think you're fooling?" I've got the Presidential Seal I'm up on the Presidential Podium My mama loves me She loves me She gets down on her knees and hugs me And she loves me like a rock She rocks me like the rock of ages And she loves me She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (+y/Ru) 248
Many a blogger and talk show host has pointed out if Trump talks to Mueller it will be nothing but a trap.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd) 249
And sorry for the O/T. Been out running around all day and dealing with yuge stress issues.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (ptqGC) 250
231 I'm firing Rosenstein and replacing him with Folgers Crystals.
Lets see if he can tell... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (7LY+6) Brimming with confidence... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (VM6ev) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (fA1SL) 253
huh...long thread
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 01, 2018 06:51 PM (ty7RM) 254
Someone remind me again how much Mueller is being paid by the tax payers for this circus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (VM6ev) Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (ty7RM) 257
So do these questions mean Trump has agreed to be questioned by Mueller?"
More likely that Mueller is frustrated and lashing out. Give him more rope... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (7LY+6) 258
250 231 I'm firing Rosenstein and replacing him with Folgers Crystals.
Lets see if he can tell... Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:47 PM (7LY+6) Brimming with confidence... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (VM6ev) Better make it DeCaf... Sessionzzzzz you know... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (NgKpN) 259
If you're cursing someone in Yiddish, no one cares unless your brother is a lawyer. If you curse in Spanish while reaching for ... something in your waistband, then everyone pays close attention.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (Pqytn) 260
@252 huh, it wants me to sign in through google to confirm age....never had that happen; it is pr0n ?
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (bUjCl) 261
Late to the thread, and I'm in a crabby mood, so here goes.
Bob Mueller and James Clapper should go get f*cked and f*cked long and hard by a two-headed dildo with miniature cactus crammed on both ends, while a gang of fratboys gets drunk and watches the proceedings and lets fly with every form of humiliating verbal abuse their inebriated imaginations can come up with. Other than that, hi everybody, hope you are well! Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (EzdLW) 262
"Vi tsu derleb ikh im shoyn tsu bagrobn."
I should outlive him long enough to bury him. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (VM6ev) i like this one Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (E3rQ4) 264
So do these questions mean Trump has agreed to be questioned by Mueller?
Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (lKmt3) No...I believe they were given to Guiliani to demonstrate what PDT would be asked. It was/is part of the negotiation. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (SjImc) 265
260. Weird. Probably because it depicts drinking. Even the lyrics are pretty bland.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL) 266
I am so lost regarding all this. At this point I read the words, nod knowingly, and wait for the thread to go OT.
I'm glad Ace and others are doing all this work. Maybe at some point it can all be sorted out and organized into something an idiot like me can understand. All I know is that there is a helluva lot of shit splattered all over the place. Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (xPJvm) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (7LY+6) 268
259 If you're cursing someone in Yiddish, no one cares unless your brother is a lawyer. If you curse in Spanish while reaching for ... something in your waistband, then everyone pays close attention.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (Pqytn) "Can we talk?" - - Munich Terrorists and Iranian physicists. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (VM6ev) 269
So do these questions mean Trump has agreed to be questioned by Mueller?"
More likely that Mueller is frustrated and lashing out. Give him more rope... Posted by: Anon a mouse __________ Isn't there some rumor floating around that Trump leaked these? I'm sure that's the Deep State answer, but I could sort of see the strategy to just further discredit how political Mueller's team is. Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (lKmt3) 270
263. Idhi na hui.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL) 271
Question 11 : Shaved, trimmed, or au natural?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2018 06:54 PM (ReN/Q) 272
And that reminds me of a song.
https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:50 PM (fA1SL) That was some highbrow stuff right there. Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 06:54 PM (T71PA) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:54 PM (bUjCl) 274
263 Oh, if we're doing Russky-
Eedee kh chortu, y'all! Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (E3rQ4) Suz-muh hooeh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev) 275
When Judicial Watch deposed Cheryl Mills the first words out of her mouth were, I'm getting to be an old person and I don't remember so well.
It's in the first page of the transcript because those were the first words out of her mouth. Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 06:54 PM (cxBi6) 276
"Vi tsu derleb ikh im shoyn tsu bagrobn."
I should outlive him long enough to bury him. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:52 PM (VM6ev) i like this one Posted by: runner May he be a chandelier. Hung by day and burn by night. Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 06:54 PM (dhqL5) 277
Mueller aide saying Trump team leaked the questions based on a discussin between the two teams to outline the type of questions Mueller would ask.
If true - LOL. 'Bout time Trump team leaks what Mueller is doing. Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 06:54 PM (W+vEI) 278
The best curse I know is from Sara Hoyt
There's an Arab curse that goes something like "May the sand fleas from a thousand camels nest in your armpits." Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2018 06:55 PM (3C9q2) 279
254 Someone remind me again how much Mueller is being paid by the tax payers for this circus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC) Too much. Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 06:55 PM (zTtjJ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:55 PM (VM6ev) Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 06:55 PM (fuK7c) 282
Eedee kh chortu, y'all!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (E3rQ4) ======================= I'm going to Texas. Y'all can go to hell! Posted by: Former Congressman Davey Crockett at May 01, 2018 06:55 PM (Pqytn) 283
Oh, and one more thing.
Don't. Talk. To. Mueller. Don't. Answer. Any. "Questions" Not even in written form vetted by counsel, with all due respect to Dershowitz. The whole thing is a trap. Even the questions leaked to the NYT - how do we know those are the actual questions PDT would be asked if came down to an interview? Is the leak disinformation? And another thing: Mueller can go to hell. But Clapper first. Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 06:55 PM (EzdLW) 284
mood, so here goes.
Bob Mueller and James Clapper should go get f*cked and f*cked long and hard by a two-headed dildo with miniature cactus crammed on both ends, while a gang of fratboys gets drunk and watches the proceedings and lets fly with every form of humiliating verbal abuse their inebriated imaginations can come up with. Other than that, hi everybody, hope you are well! Posted by: Hands at May so precisely what is the point of the two headed dildo in this situation and what benefit does it yield over one large diameter dildo? why not simply use a cactus? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1) 285
260. Weird. Probably because it depicts drinking. Even the lyrics are pretty bland.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL) yeah, it's youtube not pronhuben, geez Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM (bUjCl) 286
So an aid to mueller leaked that mueller didn't leak? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM (cLO7o) 287
There's an Arab curse that goes something like "May the sand fleas from a thousand camels nest in your armpits."
I think that was Johnny Carson. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM (bUjCl) 289
Isn't there some rumor floating around that Trump leaked these?
Posted by: Maritime at May well, that is what it says at the top of Drudge. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1) 290
Time to start lining mofos up against the wall.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (9Om/r) 291
The answer to all of these questions is:
This is not, in any way that I can fathom, related to the so called allegation that I colluded with the Russian government to "influence" the election and, as such, there is no way that I can think of to answer your question that would not violate executive privilege as well as national security and/or all other rights and privileges of the executive under the Constitution. Posted by: Publius Redux at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (0/0WS) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (cLO7o) 293
Back home in Alabama, we'd just tell imbeciles to "go play in traffic." Which worked well if you lived a long way from the highway. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (GdWl+) 294
"Heg dik oya tsiker-shtrikl vestu hobi a ziessen toyt!" Hang yourself with a sugar rope an have a sweet death!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev) 295
Isn't there some rumor floating around that Trump leaked these"
I noticed those tales started after it was pointed out how absolutely stupid they were. Suddenly it's "see, Trump edited sooper smart questions" Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (7LY+6) 296
Yeah... its like when a GUY tells me... 'Fuck you!'...
I just look at them and say... 'Sorry, I'm Heterosexual'... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 06:45 PM (NgKpN) And if it is a woman? Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (4dz1m) 297
Heng, not heg. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev) 298
272. Is unofficial anthem of gopnik band of SMR. A good song, and traditional dance.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (fA1SL) 299
Back home in Alabama, we'd just tell imbeciles to "go play in traffic."
Which worked well if you lived a long way from the highway. Posted by: BackwardsBoy Go play on the yellow line. Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 06:58 PM (dhqL5) 300
Oyn, not oyi. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:58 PM (VM6ev) 301
"Can we talk?"
- - Munich Terrorists and Iranian physicists. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:53 PM (VM6ev) ==================== When those ops went down, it was strictly business on the QT. Posted by: Former Congressman Davey Crockett at May 01, 2018 06:58 PM (Pqytn) 302
well, that is what it says at the top of Drudge.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM Fuck Drudge. He's like Hot Air. In more ways than one. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 06:58 PM (3c1uO) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 06:58 PM (7LY+6) 304
At least, that's what I heard from Former Congressman Davey Crockett.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (Pqytn) 305
Back home in Alabama, we'd just tell imbeciles to "go play in traffic."
Which worked well if you lived a long way from the highway. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (GdWl+) Might work even better if you lived next to a freeway? Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (4dz1m) 306
Back home in Alabama, we'd just tell imbeciles to "go play in traffic."
Which worked well if you lived a long way from the highway. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May well, in the big city the phrase is "go play in the street", which is right out your front door and there is constant, heavy traffic. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1) 307
Heg dik oya tsiker-shtrikl vestu hobi a ziessen toyt!
I can usually mostly make out the meaning, but mostly Yiddish is German on acid. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (fuK7c) 308
I pray Beck plays Debra again.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (+fTAB) 309
Go Jump In The Lake Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (cLO7o) 310
Hebrew doesn't really have any curses so Israelis take from Arabic. The standard curses are:
"Coos emak" and "coos ochtak" - "Your mother's pussy" and "Your sister's pussy". Well ... beggars can't be choosers, I guess ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (hTOcI) 311
Seems many people still under-estimate Trump.
And I think it is very likely Clapper/Brennan et al will be under investigation, if they're not already. Initial IG mandate was Espionage Act/State Dept. "investigation". This obviously turned up the other affiliated crimes/scandals. I believe the IG had the potential FISA abuse added as a new mandate a few months ago. And not all eventual investigations leading to prosecutions arise from IG activity (U-1 and Clinton Foundation investigations, which we know to be ongoing, did not arise from the IG, I think). Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev) 313
Fuck Drudge. He's like Hot Air. In more ways than one.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May completely disagree. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:00 PM (MTjB1) 314
Since they cannot compel him to testify, why invoke any right at all, and simply refuse? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM The power of Comey compels you! *splashing Pinot Noir on PDT tied to bed* The power of Comey compels you! *splashing Pinot Noir on PDT tied to bed* Posted by: Mueller and the gang at May 01, 2018 07:00 PM (EzdLW) 315
I would laugh if the true purpose of the meeting was to arrest Mueller for being an unregistered and unlawful agent of a foreign power...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 01, 2018 07:00 PM (lLeln) 316
Still hard to beat "bless your heart"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 01, 2018 07:00 PM (7LY+6) 317
mom used to say "like hell" a lot as in "like hell you will" sometimes it would be the G-Rated version "like fun." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:00 PM (cLO7o) 318
306 Back home in Alabama, we'd just tell imbeciles to "go play in traffic."
Which worked well if you lived a long way from the highway. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May well, in the big city the phrase is "go play in the street", which is right out your front door and there is constant, heavy traffic. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1) Akin to "take a long walk off a short pier." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:01 PM (VM6ev) 319
Replace Drudge with https://www.citizenfreepress.com/
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:01 PM (yQpMk) 320
Trump should answer all their questions as Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy.
"ON YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK!" Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:01 PM (oVJmc) 321
Fuck Drudge. He's like Hot Air. In more ways than one.
Posted by: Minnfidel _________ I'm not there yet, but he's definitely not a Trump spin zone. But I still think Drudge probably had more to do with Trump winning the primary than any other source of media. I think Drudge wants Trump to succeed, but he's not going to filter "bad" news from his readers. Hot Air and RedState are just a completely different joke of an operation. Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 07:01 PM (lKmt3) 322
OK, I know syfy is supposed to be out there but it really should be at least a little credible.
Scientists hope to create a genetically engineered elephant-mammoth hybrid and send it to the Arctic to prevent a so-called "methane time-bomb," which could cause widespread environmental devastation. The team at Harvard University believes the hardy animals could one day be released in the vast tundra and boreal stretches of North America and Eurasia. They plan to publish their first paper on the subject in the coming months, The Telegraph reported. Scientists fear that the absence of large mammals pressing down and scraping back thick layers of winter snow in the region prevents the cold from penetrating the soil. Combined with warmer summers, the Arctic permafrost is melting. As a result, the frozen soil, packed with leaves and other organic materials that haven't decayed, will become exposed, releasing carbon into the atmosphere in the form of the greenhouse gasses carbon dioxide and methane. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (+y/Ru) 323
I'm not there yet, but he's definitely not a Trump spin zone.
But I still think Drudge probably had more to do with Trump winning the primary than any other source of media. I think Drudge wants Trump to succeed, but he's not going to filter "bad" news from his readers. Hot Air and RedState are just a completely different joke of an operation. Posted by: Maritime at May there is value in playing things closer to the middle. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1) 324
There's an Arab curse that goes something like "May the sand fleas from a thousand camels nest in your armpits." I think that was Johnny Carson. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM I think it was Carnak the Magnificent: "May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub" Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (EzdLW) 325
Back home in Alabama, we'd just tell imbeciles to "go play in traffic."
Which worked well if you lived a long way from the highway. Posted by: BackwardsBoy The one I heard as a kid was "go chase parked cars". Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (lLeln) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (VM6ev) 327
so precisely what is the point of the two headed dildo in this situation and what benefit does it yield over one large diameter dildo? why not simply use a cactus? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 06:56 PM that works too! Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (EzdLW) 328
322. Russian dashcam vids will be even better than they already are.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL) 329
Klaatu barada nikto.
Posted by: wait, am I doing this right? at May 01, 2018 07:03 PM (8jDbj) 330
"Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter." He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:03 PM (VM6ev) Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2018 07:03 PM (QDnY+) 332
In Yiddish, one of the top curse lines is "Go shit in the ocean".
If team Mueller were camping by a river, I'd go shit upstream of them. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (/qEW2) 333
there is value in playing things closer to the middle.
Posted by: yankeefifth __________ Yes, in terms of influence and readership. Honestly, I don't want a bubble all the time. Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (lKmt3) 334
314
Since they cannot compel him to testify, why invoke any right at all, and simply refuse? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 06:25 PM The power of Comey compels you! *splashing Pinot Noir on PDT tied to bed* The power of Comey compels you! *splashing Pinot Noir on PDT tied to bed* Posted by: Mueller and the gang at May 01, 2018 07:00 PM (EzdLW) I HAVE THE POWER!!! Posted by: Former FBI Director James Comey, Buy my book at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (zTtjJ) 335
Scientists hope to create a genetically engineered elephant-mammoth hybrid and send it to the Arctic to prevent a so-called "methane time-bomb," which could cause widespread environmental devastation.
The team at Harvard University believes the hardy animals could one day be released in the vast tundra and boreal stretches of North America and Eurasia. They plan to publish their first paper on the subject in the coming months, The Telegraph reported. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (+y/Ru) Meh. The Indians will just hunt them to extinction, again. This time, with modern weapons, it'll all be over in a matter of weeks. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (hTOcI) 336
Russian dashcam vids will be even better than they already are.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL) =========================== Whoa. They're already frickin' awesome! Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (Pqytn) Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (dhqL5) 338
"The power of Christ compels you!"
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (ReN/Q) 339
Klaatu barada nikto. Posted by: wait, am I doing this right? at May 01, 2018 07:03 PM (8jDbj) ok, if you do foreign curses you need you provide translation Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM (bUjCl) 340
296 Yeah... its like when a GUY tells me... 'Fuck you!'...
I just look at them and say... 'Sorry, I'm Heterosexual'... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 06:45 PM (NgKpN) And if it is a woman? Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 06:57 PM (4dz1m) Depends on how good looking she is... Either... OK... or, 'only in your wildest dreams sweetheart...' Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:05 PM (NgKpN) 341
Besides how much Mueller is being paid, how about all of Hillary's minions on that payroll, lawyers ain't cheap so they are not working for the government for free.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 07:05 PM (aC6Sd) 342
" Zol er krenken un gedenken."
Let him suffer and remember. Soll er erkraenken und gedenken. Shall he become sick and reflect upon that. Yiddish is German with trick questions. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:05 PM (fuK7c) 343
Go Jump In The Lake
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM Take a long walk off a short dock. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:06 PM (3c1uO) 344
Scientists hope to create a genetically engineered elephant-mammoth hybrid and send it to the Arctic to prevent a so-called "methane time-bomb," which could cause widespread environmental devastation.
The team at Harvard University believes the hardy animals could one day be released in the vast tundra and boreal stretches of North America and Eurasia. They plan to publish their first paper on the subject in the coming months, The Telegraph reported. --- Cow farts are nothing compared to elephant farts. Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 07:06 PM (dhqL5) 345
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 01, 2018 06:59 PM (hTOcI
Is that where the vulgar expression "cooze" came from? Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:06 PM (4dz1m) 346
"Suck my dik and lick my ass"
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (ReN/Q) Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (bUjCl) 348
nood and drunk hillary Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (cLO7o) 349
Yes, in terms of influence and readership.
Honestly, I don't want a bubble all the time. Posted by: Maritime at May well, also, he is not a content generator but a content aggregator. he is only linking to what others are generating. his decision to link to a story that is critical of Trump, which almost all are, is a double edged sword. Sure it gives the story a wider audience / more play, however, it also demonstrates the tone, tenor, and generally deranged nature of the coverage Trump is getting. For most of Drudge's existence his main effect was to simply run mainstream media stories that showed more or less how unhinged / liberal the media was and also how out of whack lots of places in U.S. were. Drudge has always been akin to a daily version of "they really said it." Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1) 350
Combined with warmer summers, the Arctic permafrost is melting. As a result, the frozen soil, packed with leaves and other organic materials that haven't decayed, will become exposed, releasing carbon into the atmosphere in the form of the greenhouse gasses carbon dioxide and methane.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:02 PM (+y/Ru) Uh.... won't giant Mamoths Fart? thus creating MORE Methane? Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (NgKpN) 351
"Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter."
He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:03 PM (VM6ev) Married...no, but I definitely dated her, and most of her extended family. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (9Om/r) 352
there is value in playing things closer to the middle.
Posted by: yankeefifth __________ Yes, in terms of influence and readership. Honestly, I don't want a bubble all the time. Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 07:04 PM I have no problems with putting it all out there, nor do I want to live in a bubble. But for some reason Drudge has really failed IMHO in selecting or ignoring stories that show just how corrupt all this deep state shit has become. It's pretty obvious to many people, I am not sure why, but he's gotten infected by the DC bug I think. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (3c1uO) 353
If Trump refuses to be questioned by Mueller, it really gives him no other option in the investigation besides either charging Trumpwith collusion with the Russians (I'm pretty sure even he doesn't have this authority, only a recommendation) or he can try the "obstruction" angle because he fired Comey, again seems like he has nothing there.
I still say he should just fire Mueller because I'm afraid Congress may protect Mueller or Trump could do something stupid (like allow himself to be questioned by Mueller) Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (lKmt3) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (VM6ev) 355
The best curse I know is from Sara Hoyt, so Portuguese: "May the winds
blow you to where the seas have frozen, where roosters do not crow, and where there is neither bread nor cheese nor bacon." BTW, that sounds like it references Newfoundland and Labrador. Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (VBKy9) Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (MjkWd) 357
John McCain has been trying to engineer Trump's impeachment from the start.
I don't care if he's dying. He's done so much damage t to this government and country...sorry for his daughter, but. Sooner the better. Posted by: True the Note at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (HLTe8) 358
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Photos of Robert Mueller wearing girls underwear would be on the internet tonight. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 06:43 PM (cLO7o) ---------------------------------- Bigot!!! Transphobe! Are you implying that there is anything the tiniest bit wrong with that? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (0jtPF) 359
Ahoy, Blighty! Would you like to pull a jigger of rum?
Posted by: William Kristol, Editor At Large at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (J7XgW) 360
The best curse I know is from Sara Hoyt, so Portuguese: "May the winds
blow you to where the seas have frozen, where roosters do not crow, and where there is neither bread nor cheese nor bacon." BTW, that sounds like it references Newfoundland and Labrador. Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (VBKy9) To quote my brother: "If it doesn't have cheese or salsa on it, it's not worth eating." Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (XKZwp) 361
if I had a blog or any friends, I would pose this question:
what does this stuff have to do with shit that directly arises from "Russian interference in the election" which is Mueller purview. that is, hasn't he and his biased lawyers conspired to deprive the govt of value (or whatever McCarthy pointed out is a BS catchall new crime invented by Mueller) by charging money for things not within their purview... to wit... A Logan Act investigation of Flynn is a novel exercise of law and does not arise from acts of interference within the election. Manafort's stuff with license as a foreign agent in 2013 does not arise from acts of interference within the election. Any questions about Trump and what he discussed with his team about Mueller does not arise from acts of interference within the election. Basically, any path that Mueller took away from interference is a cost that the govt paid to him outside his purview....you can't say any of these shakedowns of Cohen or other "witnesses" arise from the investigation because he was just looking for areas to squeeze. The path to investigate interference goes from the piss dossier to Steele to Fusion GPS to the DNC and then to hillary. This path does not include Cohen or land deals from the 90's and therefore do not arise from acts of interference within the election. A special counsel needs to be convened to investigate and rocoup these costs from Mueller and his resistance. Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (Kuhyt) 362
That's not what Mueller is doing. He has put up a big block of irrelevant questions, so that Trump won't know which is the real question he intends to Trap Trump with. For example, suppose Mueller has evidence of Manafort asking for assistance from Russia, gleaned from a wiretap that they presumably got on him and Cohen at the same time as Carter Page. Mueller has now hidden this question where Trump would feel like he could lie about it easily, while if it were the only question Mueller asked about Trump would be more careful.
Not saying it's the Manafort question, but my bet is Mueller is hoping to catch Trump in a lie on one particular question. Posted by: MikeN at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (o/eHL) 363
That's not what Mueller is doing. He has put up a big block of irrelevant questions, so that Trump won't know which is the real question he intends to Trap Trump with.
------this seems to be a problem. That EVERYONE is just ok with the feds "trapping" people. even the president. And then we are all OK with the dream THAT DUN DUN DUNNN THIS COULD LEAD TO IMPEACHIN'. This is just silliness and needs to stop. Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (Kuhyt) 364
like, tell us about your privileged discussions that are protected by your position as Commander in Chief...as if there's a possible crime arising from:
1. talking to your lawyer about certain things which you could or couldn't do. 2. discussing law enforcement with your subordinates when you are obviously the chief enforcement officer. 3. Anything that deals with stuff not related to Russian interference. old biz deals, flynn investigation, Logan Acts, etc etc. Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (Kuhyt) Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 01, 2018 09:37 PM (7+qdf) 366
I suspect that Mueller leaked these questions himself, just to get Trump to think, "Oh, hey, sure, I can answer all those questions; no problem!".
He figures Trump will then go ahead and consent to such an interview, and then Mueller can bust out other questions that weren't leaked and try to play a little game of "gotcha". I'm pretty sure Trump is too smart to fall for such an obvious trap. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 01, 2018 11:02 PM (wSC8T) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0739 seconds. |
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