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Ahoy, Matey: Life Comes At Bill Kristol Fast

Bill Kristol is pushing a "Protect Mueller" bill which would forbid the president from doing that which the Constitution empowers him to do, that is, fire executive employees.

This is unconstitutional, obviously.

One argument which made the case that a related sort of office -- the "Independent Counsel" -- was unconstitutional was Scalia's dissent in Morrison v. Olsen. The independent counsel was a person performing executive branch functions who was not actually an executive branch employee (he was appointed by a three judge panel); Scalia thought this offended the Constitution. The "Protect Mueller" law would retroactively make Mueller an independent counsel -- raising all the same objections Scalia noted in his dissent.

And while his dissent wasn't law at the time, it has slowly become the dominant line of thought. If this arrangement were to come under court scrutiny now, Scalia's dissent might well become controlling law.

But don't take my word for it.

Below, Bill Kristol argues that the "Protect Mueller" bill he's slap-fighting for isn't unconstitutional because Scalia's dissent isn't law "(yet)" -- Kristol himself notes that it's headed in that direction. And he also argues that, hey, there's no need to strictly apply Article 2 of the Constitution. We can get loosey-goosey with it if we like.

#MuhPrinciples!

But also check out the other quotes stuffed into this tweet -- Kristol previously praising the Scalia dissent, and saying that Scalia was "vindicated" in 15 years and now everyone agrees with that.

Until, of course, the #MuhPrinciples crowd decided that their beloved #MuhPrinciples were as soft and squooshy as their silly-string spines.



"Just re-read Justice Scalia's dissent in Morrison v. Olson. Deserves to be included in any volume of classics of American political thought." -- Cruise Captain William "Biff" Kristol, 2016

"The Constitution is a stupid thing." -- Cruise Captain William "Biff" Kristol, 2018

Tell me all about your fucking eternal principles, you effeminate cuck cocksuckers.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:04 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:06 PM (9ZlHt)

2 HOLY SHIT! Israel just document dropped the entire Iranian nuclear program.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 30, 2018 01:06 PM (Sqor6)

3 This is interesting and going on now ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qBt4tSCALA

Looks like Israel caught Iran red handed.

Posted by: Vlad the glad at April 30, 2018 01:07 PM (t3YBx)

4 698
>>I thought I heard he was going to give the speech in English. Maybe Hebrew first, then English?



He just switched to English. He's confirming they got an enormous cache of atomic research documents from Tehran.



You're not going to believe it but it seems Iran lied.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:05 PM (/tuJf)


But Muh Legacy!

Posted by: President Carlton "Urkel" Banks at April 30, 2018 01:07 PM (ymnmz)

5 How the hell did they pull that off? Half a ton of Iranian nuke docs?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:07 PM (fA1SL)

6 How is it that this AH was ever considered a Republican. He was NRO which is really RNCe otherwise known as fake RINOs.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2018 01:07 PM (mpXpK)

7 yeah

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at April 30, 2018 01:08 PM (ynAQh)

8
"Unserious and not very thoughtful" - the Portrait of William Kristol

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2018 01:08 PM (BWL+E)

9 (1) The idea is not original and used against Andrew Johnson.

(2) The Tenure in Office Act was repealed. And the Supremes said it was illegal also.

(3) Bill Kristol should know this, so the sad, sad, sad, little person is trying to get attention.*


*My God, he's declined to a Twitter troll.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

10 The thing about Bill Kristol is he's kind of a retard if he thinks this is a thing as the kids say.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:08 PM (tcB+2)

11 He just switched to English. He's confirming they got an enormous cache of atomic research documents from Tehran.

Imagine if he said he had documents showing how much money Iran dumped into the dog-eating crackhead's Swiss bank account.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2018 01:08 PM (kqsXK)

12 Willowed in the last thread nd very disturbing.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295537/

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:08 PM (LiyEm)

13 HOLY SHIT! Israel just document dropped the entire Iranian nuclear program.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 30, 2018 01:06 PM (Sqor6)


I didn't hear an earth shattering Ka-Boom.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

14 >>How the hell did they pull that off? Half a ton of Iranian nuke docs?


From a secret location in the heart of Tehran.

Sneaky, shape shifting spooks.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

15 This Bibi reveal is pretty amazing...

Posted by: H Badger at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (n/0Nw)

16 >>How the hell did they pull that off? Half a ton of Iranian nuke docs?


Shape Shifting and Weather Controlling is just a fraction of what we can do.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (tcB+2)

17 9 (1) The idea is not original and used against Andrew Johnson.

(2) The Tenure in Office Act was repealed. And the Supremes said it was illegal also.


--------

Diana Ross's majority opinion is still taught in law schools to this day.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

18 Bill Crystal can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (mpXpK)

19 The Ewok is angry.

Posted by: Octopussy at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (dA+dH)

20 If Bill Kristol were a Democrat Hillary supporter, would he tweet and act any differently than he does now?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

21 If there is no proof of collusion, Mueller should shut down the Special Counsel. Rosenpenis should be fired due to the broad purview the investigation was given.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (rdl6o)

22 Meh,you know those documents are joo hoaxes....
The totally not anti semitic Left

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:10 PM (LiyEm)

23 15 This Bibi reveal is pretty amazing...

Posted by: H Badger at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (n/0Nw)

So we're not doing "Phrasing!" anymore?

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

24 I doubt this gets through Congress, but if Democrats do well in the next election, I could easily see something like this passing with "bipartisan" support which will basically be a backdoor impeachment.

Trump needs to fire Mueller before that happens. Trump needs to shoot first, I really don't think there's a single voter that flips over this sideshow.

Posted by: Maritime at April 30, 2018 01:10 PM (lKmt3)

25 >>Shape Shifting and Weather Controlling is just a fraction of what we can do.

Best part is that they got all the files on the original vinyl.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:10 PM (/tuJf)

26 It's kind of fascinating that Kristol and his shipmates are still willing to go all-in on Mueller, even though to everyone else it's obvious that Mueller has crapped out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:10 PM (k1TUh)

27 >>Best part is that they got all the files on the original vinyl.


With Tape Backup!

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (tcB+2)

28 Half ton? Did they write on stone tablets?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (n1b3L)

29 "How the hell did they pull that off? Half a ton of Iranian nuke docs?"


I think some people got very wealthy in bank accounts held far overseas.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (hLRSq)

30 Does Bill Kristol have any principles anymore? They seem kind of malleable.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (rdl6o)

31 >>Best part is that they got all the files on the original vinyl.


The Limited Edition, Rainbow Splatter - 'Loser Edition'.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (tcB+2)

32 14
>>How the hell did they pull that off? Half a ton of Iranian nuke docs?





From a secret location in the heart of Tehran.



Sneaky, shape shifting spooks.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (/tuJf)


Are you saying that they got original paper documents secreted out of Tehran? Not an electronic hack? If true, that is some sick espionage.

And really big socks.



Posted by: Sandy Burger at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

33 Would someone please send me some fine penis to sip?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (pw+jk)

34 20 If Bill Kristol were a Democrat Hillary supporter, would he tweet and act any differently than he does now?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

=============

More emojis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (9ZlHt)

35 Hey Pope Francis - if we "ban all weapons", what's to stop 50,000 desperate Libyans from boating up and occupying the Vatican?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (k1TUh)

36 What was the name of the Iranian Document Dump?
Protocols of the Elders of Allah?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (7uYFy)

37 Even though McConnell said this thing would not make it to the floor of the Senate, Grassley still let it get debated in his committee and actually voted for it. Kind of disappointing, as Grassley has usually been good on constitutional issues. Maybe he thinks Trump hasn't been supportive enough on ethanol?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (pvjTE)

38 The only Krystol so dense its opaque.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (e1mEI)

39 Once you've decided that the Constitution contains rights its text omits, everything is up for grabs. If folks aren't going to let the document's text get in the way of their schemes, they're certainly not going to let mere opinions, let alone dissents, do so.

Posted by: Antonin's Pillow at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (gtDDG)

40 Well, but, Trump. So, shut up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (F5+ro)

41 >>Tell me all about your fucking eternal principles, you effeminate cuck cocksuckers.


Nailed it!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

42 Jews.
Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (7uYFy)

43 It's kind of fascinating that Kristol and his shipmates are still willing to go all-in on Mueller, even though to everyone else it's obvious that Mueller has crapped out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:10 PM (k1TUh)


"It isn't unusual for new ships to go a little tilty to the bow and to have water across the decks." - Bill Kristol, dedicated crewman, RMS Titanic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (hLRSq)

44

EM CANTALOUPE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (pYqXv)

45 You're not going to believe it but it seems Iran lied.
---
What did they lie about?

It's not like the obamadeal actually required anything of them.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (XQvuQ)

46 Wonder if they filled the pre-dug Nuclear Physicist mass grave yet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (89T5c)

47 first, if I hadn't read the content

Posted by: Todler at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (8D42x)

48 So then with this real news about Iran coming, are we going to stop talking about some useless legacy media personality and his silly silly words?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (Pz4pT)

49 30 Does Bill Kristol have any principles anymore? They seem kind of malleable."

I think the obvious conclusion is that he never had any at all, he just said whatever he calculated would suit his purposes best at any given time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (k1TUh)

50 42
Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (7uYFy)


Pulled pork?

Posted by: Sandy Burger at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (ymnmz)

51 It's kind of fascinating that Kristol and his
shipmates are still willing to go all-in on Mueller, even though to
everyone else it's obvious that Mueller has crapped out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:10 PM (k1TUh)

====
To think that these were our supposed elites and best thinkers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (pw+jk)

52 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2018 01:12 PM (pvjTE)

I think Cornyn voted for it. He can't possibly be running for re-election.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (n1b3L)

53 47 first, if I hadn't read the content
Posted by: Todler at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (8D42x)

===========

Piker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (9ZlHt)

54 If Bill Kristol were a Democrat Hillary supporter

If?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

55 He's confirming they got an enormous cache of atomic research documents from Tehran.
==========

It's almost as if a pallet of cash flown under the cover of darkness to Tehran could have financed all this research.

Almost.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

56 42. Pay retail. I converted, but I still can't pay retail.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (fA1SL)

57 Sandy Sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (ymnmz)

58 I literally do not give a second thought to anything Captain Stubing has to say.

These NeverTrumpers are sick dangerous people and should be shunned.

What America needs now is a conservative reign of terror coupled with shunnings and banishments.

This is kind of happening right now from the left so we need to even up the score.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (XP/5C)

59 >>Jews.

>>Is there anything they can't do?

Foreskin.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

60 Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?




Pay retail.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

61 Are you saying that they got original paper documents secreted out of Tehran? Not an electronic hack? If true, that is some sick espionage.


-------

That is how Israel got the plans for the Mirage 5 back when France reneged on the sale.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

62 >>Scalia's dissent in Morrison v. Olsen.


Scalia's dissent was good.

... but Ray Manzarek's Organ Solo in that one killed.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (tcB+2)

63 All this commotion about getting a bill to protect Mueller against Trump firing him....when Trump has NO intention of firing Mueller.
What's really going on?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (7uYFy)

64 At this point I'm not even sure what Kristol is trying to do now. He seems to have slouched into an insanity where he's completely leftist but thinks he's conservative and is trying to come up with conservative reasons for his leftist ideas. It seems as if he's in transition to full on communist rug licker but he can't let go of trying to pretend he's a conservative, so he's coming up with these demented rationalizations, convincing no one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (39g3+)

65 Meanwhile, Bibi is putting the world some knowledge about Iranian nukes.

Hussein Obama, hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

66 55
He's confirming they got an enormous cache of atomic research documents from Tehran.

==========



It's almost as if a pallet of cash flown under the cover of darkness to Tehran could have financed all this research.



Almost.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

They told me baby formula and milk factories.

Posted by: President Carlton "Urkel" Banks at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (ymnmz)

67 Next Bill Kristol is going to be demanding a Senate Resolution to protect Iran's nuclear weapons program from Trump, the Great Satan. And he'll probably fly to Tehran and share a few laughs with the Ayatollahs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (k1TUh)

68 All this talk of cruises reminds me, my poop deck needs swabbing....

Posted by: Shep! at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (vg8iE)

69 You're not going to believe it but it seems Iran lied."

Wowza. Really? I mean, like who coulda seen that coming?

/your betters in DC

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (7LY+6)

70 >>HOLY SHIT! Israel just document dropped the entire Iranian nuclear program.



WOW.

What was bombed in Syria last night that set off seismic booms?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

71 You see, the left has long claimed that the right hides behind the constitution when it seemingly helps them, but have no trouble ignoring the constitution when that helps them.

Bill Kristol is going a long way to prove their point.

In 10 years when something Article II'y comes up, the entire left will point to this tweet and attribute it to "staunch ultra right wing conservative Bill Kristol"

This is why we lose.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (F5+ro)

72 Dumb question: Is Chris Scalia Antonin's son?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (7uYFy)

73 Hmmm...slowly bringing up the nuclear deal. Want to see where this goes

Posted by: H Badger at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (n/0Nw)

74 Iran is gonna get thumped. The Israelis have had it.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (YCw4V)

75 Minor side note question,


Is it me or has Chuck Schumer been really quiet lately?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (ymnmz)

76 72 Dumb question: Is Chris Scalia Antonin's son?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (7uYFy)

==========

Yup.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (9ZlHt)

77 Are you saying that they got original paper documents secreted out of
Tehran? Not an electronic hack? If true, that is some sick espionage.




It's the shape-shifting.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

78 30 Does Bill Kristol have any principles anymore? They seem kind of malleable.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (rdl6o)


"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (xjiRE)

79 Sure you have The Constitution on one side and the precedent of "Trump Is a Poopy Head" on the other.

True conservative principles demand the precedent of "Trump Is a Poopy Head" is upheld.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (pw+jk)

80 70 Missile depots.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (LiyEm)

81
What's a Hat Trick when dealing with the Axis of Evil?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (LOgQ4)

82 65 Meanwhile, Bibi is putting the world some knowledge about Iranian nukes.

Hussein Obama, hardest hit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, well I'm sure the media will apologize for misleading the American people during Obama's nuclear deal.

Because if the Israelis had this intelligence, so did the US. So the entire time that Obama was working on this "nuclear deal" he knew that the Iranians already had nuclear bombs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2018 01:16 PM (F5+ro)

83 John Cornyn has been tied in to the Bush machine from the start of his career. He'll do whatever Jeb and George tell him to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (k1TUh)

84 Tell me all about your fucking eternal principles, you effeminate cuck cocksuckers.


Now damn it Ace, tell us what you really think. Work with us here...don't hold it in. Let it out man! Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (0tfLf)

85 Vox, trying to win the "dumbest article on the internet" early in the year

http://tinyurl.com/y7s69obe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3+)

86 >>Meanwhile, Bibi is putting the world some knowledge about Iranian nukes. Hussein Obama, hardest hit.


Hell, Bibi did this when he addressed Congress a few years ago - the speech that TFG said he didn't bother watching. IIRC, Bibi also mentioned that he had been wiretapped or something by the Obama admin, too, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI)

87 Fucking the eternal principles of effeminate cuck cocksuckers one day at a time.


Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (VAm5e)

88 Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?



Pay retail.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 30, 2018 01:14 PM

I said "can't", not won't.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (7uYFy)

89 Not looking good for Iran right now.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (lwiT4)

90 Trump is to much of a threat to the constitution to be President.

Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (zTtjJ)

91 How the hell did they pull that off? Half a ton of Iranian nuke docs?
Duh! Shape-shifting as wastepaper baskets and paper-shredders.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (VBKy9)

92 Jews.
Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: JoeF.


Bacon?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (BBhgz)

93 >>Because if the Israelis had this intelligence, so did the US. So the entire time that Obama was working on this "nuclear deal" he knew that the Iranians already had nuclear bombs.

It sounds as if this information was captured recently.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

94 >>Bibi is putting the world some knowledge about Iranian nukes.



What's Hebrew for, "Someone hold down Obama's Legacy while I skull fuck it."?

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (tcB+2)

95 Actually been busy- well with navy crap
What is Netanyahu saying?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (5y11N)

96 effeminate cuck cocksuckers



Brutal and to the point.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

97 *wanders in*

The only "principle" Billy boy here cares about is whether it keeps him in the cock-tail circuit as the tail.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (S5Di7)

98 1. The Korean war must continue.
2. Iran must get the nuclear bomb.
3. The Constitution is null and void.

You are all welcome. I'm outta here.

Posted by: Obscure Hawaiian Federal Judge at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (pw+jk)

99
38

Correction. Kristol was misspelled. Mind was wandering and got sidetracked into exotic dancers.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (e1mEI)

100 "Yes you did. Yes you do."


Boing

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (lwiT4)

101 Cannibal Bob,

Here's an Al Hibler album I bought back in the day that I thought was good.

https://amzn.to/2FtH19R

Posted by: SJW Feminist coven at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

102 And he'll probably fly to Tehran and share a few laughs with the Ayatollahs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:15 PM


I heard Jaba's Sand Barge needs a new crew.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (3sOO0)

103
Actually been busy- well with navy crap

What is Netanyahu saying?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (5y11N)

He's calling Obama and his minions lying pieces of sh*t. Other than that, not much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

104 It sounds as if this information was captured recently.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

Maybe.

I still think the O regime knew the truth.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (F5+ro)

105 Jane, if you're here, we've found a cat food that the puds go wild for. It's called Honest Kitchen. It's a powder (freeze-dried) that you have to hydrate (takes a few minutes) and they race to get to. You can get it on Amazon and Chewy. Not cheap, but very high quality.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)

106 Bibi just said 'terrible deal,' quoting TGE his own damned self.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (fA1SL)

107 My eternal principles include a love of chocolate cake...

Posted by: Adriane the Logistics Critic ... at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (AoK0a)

108 What is Netanyahu saying?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:18 PM (5y11N)
====================

Taking Iran to the woodshed. Swipes at Barry. Up-twinkles to Trump.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (lwiT4)

109 Are you saying that they got original paper documents secreted out of Tehran? Not an electronic hack? If true, that is some sick espionage.



Paging Sandy Burger. Please pick up the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (BBhgz)

110 Vox, trying to win the "dumbest article on the internet" early in the year

http://tinyurl.com/y7s69obe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3

"Ending the Korean War is a Bad Idea, and Here's Why."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (7uYFy)

111 Serious question: If Billy Kristol's guts were on fire, would you piss down his throat?

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (o2MD2)

112 Best part is that they got all the files on the original vinyl.

---------------------
The Limited Edition, Rainbow Splatter - 'Loser Edition'.
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (tcB+2)


That might be the thing about all this vinyl nonsense that bothers me most. If the millennial douchebag bearded fops were listening to records, on black vinyl, I could almost... almost tolerate it.

But it's just like with gourmet beer. Drink the shit, I don't care, but don't start talking about its notes and finish or I will punch you in the mouth!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (Pz4pT)

113 that is some pretty amazing shit that Israel has pulled off

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (y3aQB)

114 OK......Israel just conducted the biggest intelligence coup in the history of the World.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (+Dllb)

115 >>I still think the O regime knew the truth.


I think they expressly refused to consider any evidence contrary to their agenda. Period.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (tcB+2)

116 Why, it's almost as if Obama supporters enabled a guy who wants to destroy our country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (7Cr6v)

117 Can you imagine the pain if Trump is awarded the Nobel Peace prize? Kristol will scrunch up in a ball on the floor and cry himself to sleep.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (oiNtH)

118 Captain Crazy is way too effeminate to be called a cocksucker.

I believe the insult you are looking for is eunuch.

He cut off his cock, as did those he's surrounded himself with.

Because. Principles.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (VpIIl)

119 He's calling Obama and his minions lying pieces of sh*t. Other than that, not much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Oh, so Monday then?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (BBhgz)

120 >>I still think the O regime knew the truth.

Of that I have no doubt. Hell, everyone knew the truth.

But he now has over 100,000 Iranian documents that demonstrates in detail how much Iran was lying and how advanced their nuclear program currently is. It's pretty devastating stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (/tuJf)

121 Finished it right in time for Trumps presser too.

Posted by: H Badger at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (n/0Nw)

122 115
>>I still think the O regime knew the truth.





I think they expressly refused to consider any evidence contrary to their agenda. Period.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (tcB+2)

O was on the other side.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (ymnmz)

123 If Bibi was joking, he's be speaking Yiddish...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (7uYFy)

124 Huh, apparently Joy Reid contacted the FBI about her "hacked blog." Which was really dumb because that might have been illegal, you know. Lying to federal officers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (39g3+)

125 Jane, if you're here, we've found a cat food that
the puds go wild for. It's called Honest Kitchen. It's a powder
(freeze-dried) that you have to hydrate (takes a few minutes) and they
race to get to. You can get it on Amazon and Chewy. Not cheap, but very
high quality.


Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)


Thanks. I think she's just about given up eating. I'm going to pick up a rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight. She absolutely loves some as a treat. If she doesn't eat that, I'm at a loss. What an awful day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

126 I hear that last line delivered in Mark antony' s voice from Rome.

look at the f***ing state of Bill.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (iooPU)

127

Thats the problem with a living, breathing, Constitution.

Some opportunist asshole like Kristol will want to bend it to his whim and choke the life out of it.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

128 that is some pretty amazing shit that Israel has pulled off

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (y3aQB)
====================

I know! Do you think it was mostly online-hacking or actual spies on the ground. There was a boatload of crap they captured, either way.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (lwiT4)

129 Serious question: If Billy Kristol's guts were on fire, would you piss down his throat?
Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (o2MD2)


Trick question! Bill Kristal doesn't have any guts!!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (Pz4pT)

130 Baby love, my baby love,
I need you oh how I need you
But all you do is treat me bad
Break my heart and leave me sad
Tell me what did I do wrong to make you stay away so long

'Cause baby love, my baby love,
been missing ya, miss kissing ya
Instead of breaking up
Let's start some kissing and making up
Don't throw our love away
In my arms why don't you stay?

Need ya, need ya, baby love, my baby love

Baby love, my baby love,
why must we separate my love?
All of my whole life through
I never love no one but you
Why you do me like you do, I guess it's me
Ooh, need to hold you once again my love,
feel your warm embrace my love
Don't throw our love away,
please don't do me this way
Not happy like I used to be,
loneliness has got the best of me my love

My baby love, I need ya oh how I need ya
Why you do me like you do
After I've been true to you
So deep in love with you
Baby, baby ooh
'Til it hurt me, 'til it hurt me
Ooh baby love
Don't throw our love away
Don't throw our love away

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (VAm5e)

131 I dearly hope Trump comes out in the next few days and tells Iran:

Bust a deal.....face the wheel.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (+Dllb)

132 Kristol will scrunch up in a ball on the floor and cry himself to sleep."

Ok, that's funny right there.

You know, it's becoming clearer by the day that President Trump has broken our political class.

It's delightful.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (7LY+6)

133 Emperor Fuckstick knew. He just doesn't care.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (89T5c)

134 They should put Captain Principles on suicide watch. He's completely lost it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

135 >>That might be the thing about all this vinyl nonsense that bothers me most. If the millennial douchebag bearded fops were listening to records, on black vinyl, I could almost... almost tolerate it.


Well, there were tons of original limited edition color pressings back in the late 70s early 80s.

And Red, Brown, Blue and Yellow Vinyl compounds in use back in the 50s.

Nothing is new under the sun.


Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (tcB+2)

136 @37

Thats because Grassley is caught between two thoughts, the usage of LE and IC apparatuses to spy on a Republican is horrifying and that if left unpunished would lead to a reality that Democrats can abuse power to destroy their enemies but Trump is such a disruptive force that we need a mechanism to reign him in and potentially act to to take him out if necessary.

Which is why they can on the one hand investigate these abuses but also insist that this star chamber continue.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (n+ZGc)

137 As I said I was unable to watch but is this new stuff--I mean really new stuff?
And does it show those secret bases are into nukes up to their necks like we all knew?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (5y11N)

138 As I think Trump may have pointed out also, I said long ago, who pays the entire amount up front on a deal that has certain requirements to be completed in order to get paid?

Even as incompetent as Obama is, he knows that and that is why I know this deal was intentionally done by Obama for Iran's benefit and not America's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (n1b3L)

139


I think they expressly refused to consider any evidence contrary to their agenda. Period.
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (tcB+2)

They cherry-picked the data....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

140 OK......Israel just conducted the biggest intelligence coup in the history of the World.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (+Dllb)


THIS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

141 Serious question: If Billy Kristol's guts were on fire, would you piss down his throat?

Sure. But it'd be awfully hard to chug the keg of 91-octane unleaded first.

Posted by: JEM at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (CDnzC)

142 127

Thats the problem with a living, breathing, Constitution.

Some opportunist asshole like Kristol will want to bend it to his whim and choke the life out of it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

=============

Eh, no one ever means it when they say it's a living constitution.

They either haven't thought it through at all, or they know that they're being opportunistic.

For the first set, a series of hypotheticals is enough to get them to slow down, if not start questioning the entire stupid idea.

The second set can't be reasoned out because they don't actually believe it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (9ZlHt)

143 Shape-shifting as wastepaper baskets and paper-shredders.
Posted by: andycanuck


Have you ever wondered if someone could fit a scanner in a paper-shredder?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (LNPd9)

144 >>I think they expressly refused to consider any evidence contrary to their agenda. Period.

Yes, also killed Operation Cassandra investigation of Iran-backed Hamas. TFG killed anything that showed Iran to be the terror state that it is.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

145 He cut off his cock, as did those he's surrounded himself with."

Ah. A bunch of half shafts....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (7LY+6)

146 HOLY SHIT! Israel just document dropped the entire Iranian nuclear program.

-
How's Obozo's affirmative action Peace Prize looking now?

Posted by: SJW Feminist coven at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)

147 What I heard of Bibi's presentation is Obama either got played or is one of the players.

My bet is on the latter.

Posted by: DanMan at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (XTiHL)

148 131. Gulag! Gulag! Gulag!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (fA1SL)

149 Why, it's almost as if Obama supporters enabled a guy who wants to destroy our country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (7Cr6v)
*********


This is my shocked face *|*.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (VAm5e)

150 OK......Israel just conducted the biggest intelligence coup in the history of the World.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (+Dllb)
====================

Scary stuff. Thank you Israeli guys whoever did this.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (lwiT4)

151
"The Constitution is a stupid thing." -- Cruise Captain William "Biff" Kristol, 2018


"BINGO and Po-Kee-No on the Loge Deck this evening after our nightly Limbo Contest" -- Cruise Captain William "Biff" Kristol, 2018

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

152 Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (lwiT4)
====
My Bet is they had someone from the Mossad in the Iranian Nuclear program

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (y3aQB)

153 The JPOCA is settled treaty and cannot be changed or nulled.

Posted by: Obscure Hawaiian Federal Judge at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (pw+jk)

154
Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?


Bacon-wrapped oysters. On Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (BWL+E)

155 >>As I said I was unable to watch but is this new stuff--I mean really new stuff?
And does it show those secret bases are into nukes up to their necks like we all knew?

Yes and yes. They even have blueprints of their underground bunkers.

Their secret nuke plan was called Project Amad and it has been going on without a blip since the stupid Obama nuke deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

156 Pffffffft. A half-ton is only 1/2000th of a kiloton, which isn't much these days.

Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: MSM Libtard Science Hack at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (ctuyM)

157

Iran making veiled threats if Trump doesn't support TFG's craploadofcrap.

Interesting times we live in.

The Mystery Explosions at 'Iranian Base' in Syria Register As Earthquake

not such a mystery


https://www.cnsnews.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (fceHP)

158 115 >>I still think the O regime knew the truth.

I think they expressly refused to consider any evidence contrary to their agenda. Period.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM



I think you are right...AND...it makes O's cancellation of the Missile Defense systems for Poland and the Czech Republic all the more curiousier.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (0tfLf)

159 >>OK......Israel just conducted the biggest intelligence coup in the history of the World.



And a silent "you're welcome for Stuxnet, world!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (W+vEI)

160 But Netanyahu on Monday revealed tens of thousands of pages of documents, which he said were copied from a "highly secret location" in Iran and detailed an effort to build nuclear arms.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/30/netanyahu-claims-to-
show-irans-secret-nuclear-files-obtained-by-israel.html

They got copies. Could be paper copies, but I wouldn't rule out electronic. Or maybe old timey spy stuff with a miniature camera taking pics of docs.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (pvjTE)

161 117
Can you imagine the pain if Trump is awarded the Nobel Peace prize?
Kristol will scrunch up in a ball on the floor and cry himself to sleep.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (oiNtH)


Oh, that would make me so giddy I might giggle myself to death. Cause in order for Trump to earn a Nobel, he would have made the world an immensely safer place, so much so, that the world could not deny it.

O on the other hand showed up for his Honorary Nobel Participation Trophy, and then did the opposite.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (ymnmz)

162 I am literally gobsmacked over the stuff Bibi has shown us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

163 How's Obozo's affirmative action Peace Prize looking now?"

As dreamy as ever.

/DC staffers

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (7LY+6)

164 What I heard of Bibi's presentation is Obama either got played or is one of the players.

My bet is on the latter.
Posted by: DanMan at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (XTiHL)

It's both...It was already established by many left wing members of the Fredo Politburo that they accept the reality that Iran will have the bomb and we and Israel will just have to live with that. They bent over and took it without ky jelly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (5y11N)

165 Mueller was FBI head during 9/11. Bet this is about protecting the 9/11 narrative too (that the gov didn't know about that beforehand). After all how many known wolves have gone on to commit atrocities since then with no FBI action?

In fact it seems that every terrorist is a known wolf in one way or another. What are the chances the FBI (up to Mueller) knew and did nothing? Or worse, aided and abetted the terrorists - for example by providing them with the anthrax that was later used and which Mueller tried to pin on innocent men?

This would make the 9/11 commission a cover up (thus include Jamie Gorelick, an obvious malefactor, to show you are covering up) rather than an investigation.

Posted by: jihadi at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (blf2l)

166 My Bet is they had someone from the Mossad in the Iranian Nuclear program

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (y3aQB)
======================

That's what I think too but was scared to say it out loud.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (lwiT4)

167 I am more then upset by this outlandish insulting tone Ace has taken. My pedigree alone affords me a lofty perch above such rhetoric and incivility. To insinuate I somehow derive pleasure from my spouse doing unspeakable acts with other men for free is beyond barbaric. I have you know, Mr. Ace, I pay quite well for her to be pleasured since the boating accident has left me in a state of unfortunate circumstance...Biff!

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (yhf6w)

168 161 Oh, that would make me so giddy I might giggle myself to death. Cause in order for Trump to earn a Nobel, he would have made the world an immensely safer place, so much so, that the world could not deny it.

O on the other hand showed up for his Honorary Nobel Participation Trophy, and then did the opposite.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2018 01:25 PM (ymnmz)

============

He'll never get it.

The same people who gave O the award simply for not being W, will never give it to Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (9ZlHt)

169 How is it that this AH was ever considered a Republican. He was NRO which is really RNCe otherwise known as fake RINOs.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2018 01:07 PM (mpXpK)



Actually he was Weakly Standard, which makes NRO look good.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (ujg0T)

170 I wonder what Bibi has planned next? He's not going to just sit idly by.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

171 Thats because Grassley is caught between two thoughts,
************


And he can't hold two at the same time.
HaHahahahahahahahahah.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (VAm5e)

172 114 OK......Israel just conducted the biggest intelligence coup in the history of the World.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (+Dllb)

And the usual suspects will say that they are forgeries, false intelligence designed to get us into another war.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

173 Tell me all about your fucking eternal principles, you effeminate cuck cocksuckers.

Now ace, you know holding back interferes with your gainzzzz.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

174 155
>>As I said I was unable to watch but is this new stuff--I mean really new stuff?

And does it show those secret bases are into nukes up to their necks like we all knew?



Yes and yes. They even have blueprints of their underground bunkers.



Their secret nuke plan was called Project Amad and it has been going on without a blip since the stupid Obama nuke deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (/tuJf)


How deep is my love...........

Posted by: MOAB at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (ymnmz)

175 That might be the thing about all this vinyl nonsense that bothers me most. If the millennial douchebag bearded fops were listening to records, on black vinyl, I could almost... almost tolerate it.

-----------------
Well, there were tons of original limited edition color pressings back in the late 70s early 80s.

And Red, Brown, Blue and Yellow Vinyl compounds in use back in the 50s.

Nothing is new under the sun.


Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (tcB+2)


Next you'll tell me people wore other than black socks on the beach back in those days.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (Pz4pT)

176 I caught the tail end of Bibi's talk, and the biggest take-away to me is that Iran apparently doesn't have functioning warheads yet. I've been half thinking that they already had the Bomb.

Wonder if the recent collapse of the nuke test site in North Korea is connected with this in any way.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (bZ7mE)

177 Trump to speak soon about the Israeli doc drop.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (Enq6K)

178 160. Bibi said he was showing copies, and that the originals were also in their custody, in a secure location. Amazing fucking operation right there. Taking Originals.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (fA1SL)

179 Emperor Fuckstick knew. He just doesn't care

=========
Doesn't care?

Fuck that.

He approves.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (ynAQh)

180 Ok. What does Iran do NOW?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (7uYFy)

181 125
Jane, if you're here, we've found a cat food that

the puds go wild for. It's called Honest Kitchen. It's a powder

(freeze-dried) that you have to hydrate (takes a few minutes) and they

race to get to. You can get it on Amazon and Chewy. Not cheap, but very

high quality.




Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)

Thanks.
I think she's just about given up eating. I'm going to pick up a
rotisserie chicken for dinner tonight. She absolutely loves some as a
treat. If she doesn't eat that, I'm at a loss. What an awful day.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

We've used rotisserie chicken and/or baby food when our elderly cat was ill. Our cat's kidneys are failing which makes her nauseous most times so there is little appetite. Yet when the words "chicken" or "turkey" are used, she would perk up. The day is coming when I'll have to make a hard decision, but as long as she's comfortable and still able to enjoy attention, we hang on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)

182 117 Can you imagine the pain if Trump is awarded the Nobel Peace prize? Kristol will scrunch up in a ball on the floor and cry himself to sleep.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (oiNtH)



Hasn't the deadline for the Nobel nominations already passed? I thought that was the big thing with Obama's. That he won the Nobel in his first year in office but the nominations had to be in by like February, so that showed what a joke it was.

So I think you can almost guarantee it won't happen. Too late for this year and by next year they'll find something else to claim is more deserving.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (cAnNx)

183 180 Ok. What does Iran do NOW?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (7uYFy)

===========

Continue trading with Europe with impunity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (9ZlHt)

184 I am in awe of Israel's spooks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

185 This is quite the start to the work week..and its not even 11 am yet here.

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (a0IVu)

186 I hope Trump comes out with Val Jar in handcuffs...and leg chains....wearing orange.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (Enq6K)

187 133 Emperor Fuckstick knew. He just doesn't care.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2018 01:22 PM (89T5c)

Pharaoh Fuckstick WANTED the US to get Nuked, and figured he'd be off on Richard Branson's Private Island when it happened.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (WDCYi)

188 I think you are right...AND...it makes O's cancellation of the Missile Defense systems for Poland and the Czech Republic all the more curiousier.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (0tfLf)

But Trump is Putin's cockholster. Right.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (7HtZB)

189 And the usual suspects will say that they are forgeries, false intelligence designed to get us into another war.

I'm entirely in favor of Brennan, Clapper, Obama, Corker, and the idiot woman who negotiated this garbage whose name escapes me, having Twitter access.

From their pens in Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: JEM at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (CDnzC)

190 what GOP cucks think that Mueller is so vital and so popular and doing such a swell unbiased job that he deserves protection?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (Kuhyt)

191 Yes, also killed Operation Cassandra investigation of Iran-backed Hamas. TFG killed anything that showed Iran to be the terror state that it is.

I think he was motivated in part by whispering Muslim voices in his ear (and to some degree in his head -- Obama isn't a Muslim but he was raised in the culture, so its his worldview) and this idea:

The left truly, honestly believes that Muslims act the way they do out of frustration and anger at injustices perpetrated on them by an oppressive western culture. That they bomb and kill and scream death to everyone out of a sense of insecurity and humiliation from being weak and oppressed by evil white European males.

So, the theory goes, if we can give them strength, let them be their own Caliphate superpower, they won't feel that humiliation and insecurity and can resist oppression and will grow and evolve into noble, great peoples.

That's what they think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (39g3+)

192 Their secret nuke plan was called Project Amad and it has been going on without a blip since the stupid Obama nuke deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

which you and I said was going on from the get go. It's almost as if you and I, and others here, were not born yesterday ha? LOL

But of course the EUs will say it proves nothing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (5y11N)

193 They were so lathered up they didn't need any ky.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (VAm5e)

194 63 All this commotion about getting a bill to protect Mueller against Trump firing him....when Trump has NO intention of firing Mueller. 
What's really going on?
====
Laying the groundwork for, when it doesn't pass, to say Mueller pulled his punches, held back, when he eventually ends this farce.

And, 2nd, as a campaign issue, elect more Dems to save Mueller.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (TN1P5)

195 *smishes Jane*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (mf5HN)

196 A funny thing happened on Obama's way to an Iran deal.

Posted by: Shecky Netanyahu at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

197 Jane, sorry to hear about your kitty...hugs.

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (a0IVu)

198 Somebody get James Taylor on the phone STAT!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (/tuJf)

199 still need a special counsel who will SWAT raid all the DNC swampies

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (Kuhyt)

200
Huh, apparently Joy Reid contacted the FBI about her "hacked blog." Which was really dumb because that might have been illegal, you know. Lying to federal officers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:21 PM (39g3+)


"After a careful forensic analysis, we have concluded beyond any shadow of a doubt that every keystroke was from Joy Reid. Every single one."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (BWL+E)

201 Trump to speak soon about the Israeli doc drop.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (Enq6K)
====================

Soon like soon? Or soon like tonight?

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (lwiT4)

202 Obama's going to need another pillow.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (VAm5e)

203 Continue trading with Europe with impunity.

Oui.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (CDnzC)

204 Basically Obama and Co. were paying the Iranians US taxpayer money to help fast track their production of nuclear weapons...

At some point doesn't someone have to hang for this?


Posted by: H Badger at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (n/0Nw)

205 140 OK......Israel just conducted the biggest intelligence coup in the history of the World.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (+Dllb)

THIS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (ptqGC)


===============

Yup. The world's getting shown just why the Mossad is so widely feared throughout the Islamic world.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (DPiPp)

206 I wonder what Bibi has planned next? He's not going to just sit idly by.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:26 PM (ptqGC)


Israel is the first target by Iran for, as they say, total annihilation. Scary times. Netanyahu is going on Offense.

Tehran has been vowing to retaliate against Israel for the April 9 T4 attack, which according to Iranian state media killed seven Iranian military advisors. Last Friday IRGC second-in-command, Brig. Gen. Hossein Salami, warned Israel that a war would result in its complete annihilation.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (fceHP)

207 200 "After a careful forensic analysis, we have concluded beyond any shadow of a doubt that every keystroke was from Joy Reid. Every single one."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (BWL+E)

=============

"Also, we are flabbergasted that she is still alive considering how much paint we estimate that she has huffed throughout her life. Just...like...we cannot believe it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (9ZlHt)

208 >>The same people who gave O the award simply for not being W, will never give it to Trump.


The Nobel Peace prize is so tainted, it's almost better if Trump doesn't get it. Honestly, not a club one would necessarily want to join - Obama, Gore, Arafat? NO thanks.

Would only be enjoyable in that neither of the Clintons have ever gotten it, and you just know that kills Bill.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (W+vEI)

209 Can we expect Rachel Maddow to be waving these documents?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (7Cr6v)

210 BTW...doesn't ValJar still hang out at the O's apartment?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (0tfLf)

211 13
HOLY SHIT! Israel just document dropped the entire Iranian nuclear program.



Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 30, 2018 01:06 PM (Sqor6)





I didn't hear an earth shattering Ka-Boom.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

Look for that some evening this week. The Israelis are drawing up the battle plans now.
Oh, and Obama -f you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (jxbfJ)

212 Soon like soon? Or soon like tonight?

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:29 PM (lwiT4)


Soon like in minutes....Rose Garden I believe. It's outside the WH somewhere.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (Enq6K)

213 How deep is my love...........
Posted by: MOAB "

About this deep

Posted by: ICBM at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (7LY+6)

214 We've used rotisserie chicken and/or baby food when
our elderly cat was ill. Our cat's kidneys are failing which makes her
nauseous most times so there is little appetite. Yet when the words
"chicken" or "turkey" are used, she would perk up. The day is coming
when I'll have to make a hard decision, but as long as she's comfortable
and still able to enjoy attention, we hang on.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)


Her blood work four weeks ago showed her kidneys were fine. Everything was normal (she's on thyroid meds). I spent about 15 minutes having a good cry this morning. Plus, I'm exhausted and stressed out and have a ton to do the next few days. Dreading leaving for a much-needed beach house vacation. My sweet kitty sitter says she'll bury her if she finds her dead one day. Also, said she'll take her to the vet if she seems like she's failing.

Ugh. More tears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

215 Serious question: If Billy Kristol's guts were on fire, would you piss down his throat?

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM (o2MD2)
Only if could piss napalm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (WFV7d)

216 Huh, apparently Joy Reid contacted the FBI about her "hacked blog." Which was really dumb because that might have been illegal, you know. Lying to federal officers.

And it's funny, because I agree with just about every word she typed, even though I've lived around SF all my life and don't have any particular antipathy to homosexuality.

Posted by: JEM at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (CDnzC)

217 Here he comes....oh he's only with the Nigerian president.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (Enq6K)

218 This is actually stunning because the scuttlebutt this morning was that Iran was about to attack Israel....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (7uYFy)

219 A SECRET, coordinated us/israel commando raid to blow up shit in Iran is what I see in the future. Things that go BOOM in the night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (5y11N)

220
Scary stuff. Thank you Israeli guys whoever did this.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM


I suspect there might be some young Iranians who think that living under an Islamic theocracy is less then optimum, too.

Takes two; one to deliver, one to receive.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (LOgQ4)

221
Everybody has known that Iran has been
working on nuclear weapons for decades.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (mpXpK)

222 11 He just switched to English. He's confirming they got an enormous cache of atomic research documents from Tehran.

Imagine if he said he had documents showing how much money Iran dumped into the dog-eating crackhead's Swiss bank account.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2018 01:08 PM (kqsXK)

I think Bibi would have had those hand-delivered to the Donald by Israel's ambassador. Bibi hated the dog eater as much as the dog eater hated him.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

223 The Nork and the Iran nuke program is the same right?

Posted by: muckrack at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (IvEAj)

224 190 what GOP cucks think that Mueller is so vital and so popular and doing such a swell unbiased job that he deserves protection?
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (Kuhyt)

Hey... his team is doing IMPORTANT WORK...

Like interviewing a Russian... uh... Mixed Martial Arts guy...

Who did TWO events that Trump and Cohen put on... in 2008...

AND has had pictures taken with Putin!!!

That important stuff!!!!
(and sadly, yes this really happened... our tax dollar at work).

Posted by: Stuck in the 70's at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (NgKpN)

225 This is actually stunning because the scuttlebutt this morning was that Iran was about to attack Israel....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (7uYFy)

With what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (5y11N)

226 I'm guessing John Brennan is involved deep in the Iran treachery.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (n1b3L)

227 Ok. What does Iran do NOW?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (7uYFy)
====================

My history knowledge fails me. How did the other Persian Empire end?

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (lwiT4)

228 I had documents, too. Courageous documents.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (IqV8l)

229 If the millennial douchebag bearded fops were listening to
records, on black vinyl
that would be cultural appropriation.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:20 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: 19 y.o. 'woke' Progressive at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (ctuyM)

230 206 Tehran has been vowing to retaliate against Israel for the April 9 T4 attack, which according to Iranian state media killed seven Iranian military advisors. Last Friday IRGC second-in-command, Brig. Gen. Hossein Salami, warned Israel that a war would result in its complete annihilation.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (fceHP)

LOL, he's named "Salami".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (WDCYi)

231 Hasn't the deadline for the Nobel nominations already passed? I thought that was the big thing with Obama's. That he won the Nobel in his first year in office but the nominations had to be in by like February, so that showed what a joke it was.

This hilarious thing is that now the guy who was in charge of the committee then has stated that the whole thing was a fiasco, a failure to give Obama the peace prize.

His reasoning is the most crazy thing though. Why was it a failure to him? Not because they gave a prize to a man who had accomplished nothing, and done nothing to promote peace. No he was upset because the reason they gave it to Obama was to encourage and push him into bringing peace. It was meant to manipulate him, to push him into certain behavior. And it failed to do so.

In other words, the prize has nothing to do with actual peace or accomplishment at all any more. Its not a reward for great deeds. Its a leftist tool to get people to behave in certain ways.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (39g3+)

232 Go ahead, Barack. Fuck the ass. Rabies is a thing of the past. Do it. You know you want to.

Posted by: a tiny moslem devil on obama's shoulder talking to him at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (VBKy9)

233 BTW...doesn't ValJar still hang out at the O's apartment?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (0tfLf)


If you look at it from a certain angle, it appears the O clan hangs out at hers.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Pz4pT)

234 I wonder if the Saudis are happy

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (7uYFy)

235 Totally OT - you can buy a Captain Picard "Facepalm" bust.

https://tinyurl.com/y7e9dvbe

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

236 Who's keeping a tally on the dollars being wasted in Mueller's little fiefdom? What has the man and his crack team produced beside anal effluence?

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (J7XgW)

237 What does Iran do NOW?
---
Continue under the assumption that we won't bomb them back to the stone age, and that Israel can't, right up until one of us proves them wrong.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)

238 Nigerian President: Pres. Trump I am happy to be here in your country. Could you write you bank acct. number on this piece of paper? K, thx.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Enq6K)

239 Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (7uYFy)


Pulled pork?
Bacon
Etc.


Ha ha, that funny.The Jews I know go though pork products like a a wood chipper though underbrush.
Posted by: Sandy Burger at April 30, 2018 01:13 PM (ymnmz)

Posted by: Keith at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (USf3s)

240 178 160. Bibi said he was showing copies, and that the originals were also in their custody, in a secure location. Amazing fucking operation right there. Taking Originals.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (fA1SL)

==============

Wow, so they had a guy on the inside? Impressive he was able to pull it off especially with his balls clanging like that!

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (DPiPp)

241 206
Tehran has been vowing to retaliate against
Israel for the April 9 T4 attack, which according to Iranian state media
killed seven Iranian military advisors. Last Friday IRGC
second-in-command, Brig. Gen. Hossein Salami, warned Israel that a war
would result in its complete annihilation.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (fceHP)

And assuming Israel was behind the huge explosions at the Iranian bases in Syria, Iran is on alert.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (jxbfJ)

242 My history knowledge fails me. How did the other Persian Empire end?
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM


Without a will.

The probate was awful.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (ctuyM)

243 233 BTW...doesn't ValJar still hang out at the O's apartment?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (0tfLf)


If you look at it from a certain angle, it appears the O clan hangs out at hers.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Pz4pT)

============

The one that's surrounded by walls? Those things that he thinks should be torn down in general?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (9ZlHt)

244 Power belongs to the American People. We loan it to the government in a contract called the Constitution, which specifies three branches, not four.

We're already cleaning up the Obama Constitutional Dumpster Fires of One-Man Treaties, One-Man Laws and One-Woman Election-Rigging.

Impeach if you want. Or win in 2020. But don't scribble on my Constitution any more for your temper tantrum, Cap'n
Cuck.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (m6qV1)

245 How bout this oldie but goodie



Bomb bomb bomb.
Bomb bomb Iran......

Posted by: John McCains Tumor at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (ymnmz)

246 And it's funny, because I agree with just about every word she typed, even though I've lived around SF all my life and don't have any particular antipathy to homosexuality.

Yeah what she said wasn't even particularly controversial to me. Its not like she was saying "alla them queers gotta hang" it was just common sense stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (39g3+)

247 Wait to see how Harf Wit explains this away? LOL
Nice tits though

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (5y11N)

248 What does Iran do NOW?"

Assume the Kristol position (thumb in, crying, fetal, etc)

Posted by: ICBM at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (7LY+6)

249 My history knowledge fails me. How did the other Persian Empire end?
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (lwiT4)

The Romans?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (7uYFy)

250 Their secret nuke plan was called Project Amad and it has been going on without a blip since the stupid Obama nuke deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

which you and I said was going on from the get go. It's almost as if you and I, and others here, were not born yesterday ha? LOL

But of course the EUs will say it proves nothing.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:28 PM (5y11N)


yep

I told my husband that the world will say Netanyahu is lying and those digital and paper files and images were fake props.

Al Jazeera oughta be on fire by now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:33 PM (fceHP)

251 Ugh. Last line was gone I thought.

Posted by: Keith at April 30, 2018 01:34 PM (USf3s)

252 Barry and ValJar have been strangely quiet.

Too quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

253 My history knowledge fails me. How did the other Persian Empire end?

Alexander took on odds of 10:1 or greater and stomped them into the dust. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)

254 BTW props to Bibi for the file reveals...pulling the sheets down and showing all the files was quite the flair of drama.

Posted by: H Badger at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (n/0Nw)

255 Well, it's no Geraldo opening Al Capone's vault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

256 Trump talking about Boko Haram.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)

257 Alexander took on odds of 10:1 or greater and stomped them into the dust. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)

Alexander The Great

Hum?

Donald The Great?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (5y11N)

258 Colonel Prosciutto will lead the campaign for Salami.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (89T5c)

259 Iran's economy is in the shitter, bigly. The riots and subversive actions against the mullahs is still going on although it's not being heavily reported. And now their nuclear weapons program has been laid bare for all the world to see.

The mullahs have a big decision to make. If they value their skins they better choose wisely.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

260 256 Trump talking about Boko Haram.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)

============

I thought they got fixed with a hashtag.

I mean, that's why we barely heard of them again, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (aFMSC)

261 @194

Mueller is never going to voluntarily wind down this rolling coup.

He will be here for however long Trump is in the White House.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (n+ZGc)

262 Trump talking about Boko Haram.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM


I liked their second album.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (LOgQ4)

263 >>Barry and ValJar have been strangely quiet.


Yes. Are they even in the country?


Also, Jane - sorry about your cat! Hope she gets better soon.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

264 Trump talking about Boko Haram.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)

What? No sign saying " Save our girls"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (5y11N)

265 Man. They got originals?

That's....well, that they're going public with saying so will not, I hope, put someone's life in danger. But it will, I fear.

Oy. Whomever got those documents, we owe you a LOT.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (tVWQB)

266 240 178 160. Bibi said he was showing copies, and that the originals were also in their custody, in a secure location. Amazing fucking operation right there. Taking Originals.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM (fA1SL)


Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (VAm5e)

267 Alexander took on odds of 10:1 or greater and stomped them into the dust. Repeatedly."

Not enough, though, as they reformed. Got conquered again around 650 A.D. by...guess who.

Posted by: ICBM at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (7LY+6)

268 Obama aka Valerie Jarrett knew about this all along. The man hates this racist country except for what he can take from it.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

269 230
206 Tehran has been vowing to retaliate against Israel for the April 9
T4 attack, which according to Iranian state media killed seven Iranian
military advisors. Last Friday IRGC second-in-command, Brig. Gen.
Hossein Salami, warned Israel that a war would result in its complete
annihilation.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:30 PM (fceHP)



LOL, he's named "Salami".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (WDCYi)


I would like to introduce my Director of Communications, General Barbarino.

Posted by: General Salami at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (ymnmz)

270 253 My history knowledge fails me. How did the other Persian Empire end?

Alexander took on odds of 10:1 or greater and stomped them into the dust. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)

===============

The next real Persian State (the Sassanid Empire) was also conquered by a power to the West- the Arabs.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (DPiPp)

271 Trump talking about Boko Haram.
#FreeOurJihad

Posted by: a tiny moslem devil bama's shoulder whispering in his ear at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (VBKy9)

272 Trump talking about Boko Haram.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM

Dicks out for Boko Harambe!

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

273
238 Nigerian President: Pres. Trump I am happy to be here in your country. Could you write you bank acct. number on this piece of paper? K, thx.
Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:32 PM (Enq6K)


Which beloved Nigerian prince are you, again?

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

274 Their spooks are way better than ours, I reckon. Or at least, better than the FBI under Comey et al

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (a0IVu)

275 To Bad Gen Lemay is morte

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (5y11N)

276 I read that Obama went to South Africa.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

277 I thought they got fixed with a hashtag. "

#dontbemeanaboutourgirls

or something equally vapid.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (7LY+6)

278 Huge respect for whoever uncloaked the cloaks.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

279 @224

70plus pct of the FBIs budget is being used to focus on the Russia investigation.

Its a good thing Trumps guy Wray is in charge, could you imagine how much a Comey led FBI would be dumping into Russia, Russia, Russia?

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (n+ZGc)

280 259 Iran's economy is in the shitter, bigly. The riots and subversive actions against the mullahs is still going on although it's not being heavily reported. And now their nuclear weapons program has been laid bare for all the world to see.

The mullahs have a big decision to make. If they value their skins they better choose wisely.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

In a sane world, I would agree with you, but we do not live in a sane world.

My guess is Germany and France will continue to sell stuff to Iran. They'll just shrug, metaphorically speaking.

Another guess is that, even if the docs are believed, some journo will say that it is because Trump violated the spirit of Barky's peace in our time deal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (ycWCI)

281 My history knowledge fails me. How did the other Persian Empire end?
-----------------
Alexander took on odds of 10:1 or greater and stomped them into the dust. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)


I never get tired of that story, how he pounded them into the ground over and over and over again... *swoon*

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (Pz4pT)

282 276
I read that Obama went to South Africa.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

To eat more dog?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

283 Their spooks are way better than ours, I reckon. Or at least, better than the FBI under Comey et al
Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (a0IVu)

No, but out spooks first got "Churched" and them got "Politicized"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (5y11N)

284 Morte in a deli?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (VBKy9)

285 274 Our spooks have a political agenda.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

286 The mullahs have a big decision to make. If they value their skins they better choose wisely.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

Can they defend any of the nuke sites if trump wants to take them out?

Posted by: muckrack at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (IvEAj)

287 Trump talking about Boko Haram.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)

What? No sign saying " Save our girls"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM (5y11N)


He told the truth. There is more slavery than ever. And what we see is the Left supporting this push. Globalism is creating a two-tiered class system all over again. Eliminating the middle class.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (fceHP)

288 You know, somehow I don't think some guy smuggled all this out under his shirt. There's a fascinating story here, almost as if the Iranians were doing something naughty someplace where the Israelis could get in and get out with, say, transport helicopters, for example.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

289 A SECRET, coordinated us/israel commando raid to blow up shit in Iran is what I see in the future. Things that go BOOM in the night
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (5y11N)



I'm working under the assumption that there are things happening right now.

May God bless Israel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

290 183 180 Ok. What does Iran do NOW?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:27 PM"

All the players - Iran, the Saudi's, Israel, and others - have been maneuvering to be ready for all out war, and have been holding back in fear that they were not ready for it to break out yet.

With this announcement, and the attack last night, Israel is publicly announcing to all that they are Ready - Go ahead and start it. Iran, in order to preserve it's position, *should* as a matter of timing put the offensive plans they've been working on into motion. BUT... If Israel has calculated correctly, and I suspect they have, then Iran doesn't feel confidant that they can risk an all out war so early, when they're not really ready for it yet. If that is true, Iran will have no choice but to allow themselves to be forced into a humiliating stand-down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (k1TUh)

291 I would like to introduce my Director of Communications, General Barbarino.
Posted by: General Salami"

Who's the chief of staff, Col. Cannoli?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (7LY+6)

292 Their spooks are way better than ours, I reckon. Or at least, better than the FBI under Comey et al

Posted by: IC
************


Their spooks love their country.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (VAm5e)

293 NK, now Iran! Go Trump! Barry, HRC and McCain to Gitmo! Make it happen. MAGA! Adam Schiff? Podestas? Comey? Clapper? McCabe? Yates? Brennan? Huma? Mills? Buh-bye!
Bring on the indictments!

Posted by: Red Pilled at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (m7LQK)

294 And it's funny, because I agree with just about every word she typed, even though I've lived around SF all my life and don't have any particular antipathy to homosexuality.


I worked in an office where I was the only straight white guy, other than the owners. Would I have to be held accountable for the "slurs" I used;that we all used when talking to each other. They were merciless in their teasing me when I started. Eventually, I started using their language. Same with the Latinos. I was working in Los Angeles - Boyle Heights, to be exact.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (rdl6o)

295 Trump talking about Boko Haram.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM

I liked their second album.

-
Is that the one with A Redder Shade of Blood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

296 281
I never get tired of that story, how he pounded them into the ground over and over and over again... *swoon*

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (Pz4pT)

Easy there Lindsey Graham. It was "pound them into the ground", not "pound them in their ass".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (jxbfJ)

297 282
276

I read that Obama went to South Africa.



Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

To eat more dog?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

=======
To shoot white people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

298 282 I hope they name him president for life and he stays there.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (LiyEm)

299 284 Morte in a deli?
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (VBKy9)

Has he got my reuben ready? And a pickle!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

300 Not enough, though, as they reformed. Got conquered again around 650 A.D. by...guess who.
Posted by: ICBM at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM


He wasn't even born until 1889 A.D.!

Posted by: The Progs at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (ctuyM)

301 Apparently the Iranians used the DNC's security procedures.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (inyex)

302 G*d bless and keep President Obama
... far away from us.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (VBKy9)

303 I'm working under the assumption that there are things happening right now.

May God bless Israel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny.
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Now's the time.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (VAm5e)

304
Trump talking about Boko Haram.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

I liked their second album.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic


A Blacker Side Of Dark?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (IqV8l)

305 Not enough, though, as they reformed. Got conquered again around 650 A.D. by...guess who.
Posted by: ICBM at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM


It was the will of history.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (tVWQB)

306 May God bless Israel."

*whispers a heartfelt "Amen"*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (7LY+6)

307 May God bless Israel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (mf5HN)
=====================

And all God's people said Amen.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (lwiT4)

308 286 The mullahs have a big decision to make. If they value their skins they better choose wisely.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

Can they defend any of the nuke sites if trump wants to take them out?
Posted by: muckrack at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (IvEAj)

==============

Last I heard, they had moved them pretty freaking far underground, deep enough that bunker busters might not do the job.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (DPiPp)

309 291 I would like to introduce my Director of Communications, General Barbarino.
Posted by: General Salami"

Who's the chief of staff, Col. Cannoli?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (7LY+6)

Don't forget Grand Admiral Capicola

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:41 PM (7HtZB)

310 I would compare Kristol to a drooling imbecile but, I cannot bring myself to insult drooling imbeciles and, drooling imbeciles did not choose to be drooling imbeciles.

Posted by: Blake at April 30, 2018 01:41 PM (qC1Sy)

311 meanwhile, Gohmert preaches:

mueller destroyed anti-muz terror training materials
mueller let hillary go
mueller is a vicious, bitter man who goes after his personal and political enemies.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 30, 2018 01:41 PM (Kuhyt)

312 "Last Friday IRGC second-in-command, Brig. Gen. Hossein Salami, warned Israel that a war
would result in its complete annihilation."

Then General "Sausage" Salami better get cracking before Israel takes them apart piece-meal.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

313 289
May God bless Israel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

Amen.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

314
258 Colonel Prosciutto will lead the campaign for Salami.


The Pepperoncini Assassins have been unleased! Fear them!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (pNxlR)

315 I could have sworn Moochelle Obama solved the Boko Haram crisis with a hashtag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (ptqGC)

316 Here he comes....oh he's only with the Nigerian president.
Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (Enq6K)
======
Soo PDT answered the Nigerian Email scam ?

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (y3aQB)

317 Israel's Coup de Spycraft outdoes *any* Intel themed novel of the past forty years. No one would have the balls to have imagined that into print.

Related from this revelation, it's "clear" that Obammy was in this right up to his propellered ears.

There's been much talk of the Nobel Committee being faced with the undeniable reality of having to award President Trump with the Prize.

They can make up (just a wee bit) for their earlier perfidy, by first stripping said Prize away from Obumblefuck, and apologizing to the world at large, for having given him that slobbering PC blowjob in the first place.

Frankly, I think there's enough solid evidence out there to prosecute 44 for outright Treason. Just gonna take some IDF grade balls for to push a prosecution into reality.

Yeah, it'd result in OMG riots. I. do. not. care.

That's one legacy that needs to be utterly and completely discredited, destroyed and disdained by all future generations.

To be an "Obama" should bear a meaning worse than being a Benedict Arnold or a Quisling.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (QzJWU)

318 Jane - So sorry to hear your kitty isn't feeling well.....I hope the roast chicken does the trick. A few days ago our Kitty Lucy jumped inside our swamp cooler and we had to take the whole thing apart to get her out. At 3am. Outside in the dark. She ripped some of her hide off but otherwise is okay

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

319 308 286 The mullahs have a big decision to make. If they value their skins they better choose wisely.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

Can they defend any of the nuke sites if trump wants to take them out?
Posted by: muckrack at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (IvEAj)

==============

Last I heard, they had moved them pretty freaking far underground, deep enough that bunker busters might not do the job.
Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (DPiPp)


Sadly, when it comes to taking on a nuclear power in a macro no-shit way, the options tend to be limited and exclusive to other nuclear powers.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (tVWQB)

320 Israel couldn't do anything with the hostile Obama administration that likely would or did inform the Iranians of their plans.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (LiyEm)

321 Trump talking about Boko Haram.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:35 PM

TRUMP LEFT FOR THE COAST WITH ONE OF SIXTEEN VESTAL VIRGINS!

Posted by: THIS...IS CNN at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (7uYFy)

322 289
May God bless Israel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

"I will bless those who bless you, and curse those who curse you."

Genesis 12:3

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:42 PM (7HtZB)

323 I'm working under the assumption that there are things happening right now.

May God bless Israel.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

--------------
Amen.

Posted by: Blake at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (qC1Sy)

324 Major Mortadella

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (89T5c)

325 Thanks, Cheri. She's nearly 17 so.......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (ptqGC)

326 .

Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (J2De8)

327 Not enough, though, as they reformed. Got conquered again around 650 A.D. by...guess who.
Posted by: ICBM at April 30, 2018 01:36 PM


American women?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (Pz4pT)

328 253 My history knowledge fails me. How did the other Persian Empire end?

Alexander took on odds of 10:1 or greater and stomped them into the dust. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:34 PM



Leonidas takes on the Persian army with 300 Spartans. Mossad says, Hold my beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (0tfLf)

329
Can they defend any of the nuke sites if trump wants to take them out?
Posted by: muckrack at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (IvEAj)


No

If we have the will, NO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (5y11N)

330
Hey who are those to Asian gay guys at the top of Drudge?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (r+sAi)

331
Soo PDT answered the Nigerian Email scam ?
Posted by: JoshBARROquette


And he remains blessed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (IqV8l)

332 >>In a sane world, I would agree with you, but we do not live in a sane world.

>>My guess is Germany and France will continue to sell stuff to Iran. They'll just shrug, metaphorically speaking.

>>Another guess is that, even if the docs are believed, some journo will say that it is because Trump violated the spirit of Barky's peace in our time deal.

I'm not sure they will have anyone to trade with in the short term if they don't come clean. I don't see Bibi and Trump sitting back and letting this continue.

I suspect the mullahs are seeing what is happening in North Korea and realizing that Trump is not Obama or anyone else for that matter. When he says he will attack he means it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

333 Here he comes....oh he's only with the Nigerian president.
Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:31 PM (Enq6K)

He better hide the silverware....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (7uYFy)

334 The Israeli spooks *had* to have had someone on the inside helping them. Right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

335
Please notice the Nigerian prince is speaking ENGLISH unlike that leftist cocksucker Macaroni who spoke fwench.

Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (J2De8)

336 I knew Trump would do better on foreign policy than Obama but holy shit. O___O

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (+dsLj)

337 I suspect the mullahs are seeing what is happening in North Korea and realizing that Trump is not Obama or anyone else for that matter. When he says he will attack he means it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

From your mouth to G-D's ears.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (5y11N)

338 Those poor girls were props to the Obamas.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

339 Meanwhile,our college students need cry closets....

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295521/

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (LiyEm)

340 335
Please notice the Nigerian prince is speaking ENGLISH unlike that leftist cocksucker Macaroni who spoke fwench.
Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (J2De

==============

To be fair, Nigeria is an English speaking country.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (DPiPp)

341 No, but out spooks first got "Churched" and them got "Politicized"

It's almost forgotten now, but Stansfield Turner, under Jimmy Carter, was the CIA director who decided to retire most of the CIA operatives working overseas, and instead declared that the US could replace all of them with Electronic Surveillance.

Although I always thought this was a huge mistake, I will admit that the US has developed capabilities in electronic surveillance and data transmission that I never dreamed were possible. On the other hand, ever since then America has been incredibly weak on obtaining and running actual "spies". Which is why I very much doubt that Americans were involved in obtaining these docs.

It was admitted a few weeks ago (probably a mistake, but what does it matter at this point?) that the CIA had not a single reliable source inside all of North Korea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (k1TUh)

342 338
Those poor girls were props to the Obamas.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

Yet the MSM and so (too) many people swooned when Michelle came out with that little tweet on saving the girls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (jxbfJ)

343 Last I heard, they had moved them pretty freaking far underground, deep enough that bunker busters might not do the job.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018
----------

Destroy all their infrastructure and it won't make any difference.

Planes, trains, automobiles, barracks, hangers, power generating stations, water reservoirs, and manufacturing facilities.

That should give Turkey, it's illusions and allies something to think about while Iran spends the next 20 years trying to survive.

Posted by: God Bless Israel at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (VAm5e)

344 Last I heard, they had moved them pretty freaking far underground, deep enough that bunker busters might not do the job.
Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (DPiPp)

Then you have to bury the doors and the ventilation shafts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

345 335
Please notice the Nigerian prince is speaking ENGLISH unlike that leftist cocksucker Macaroni who spoke fwench.
Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (J2De

Well, English is the official language of Nigeria.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

346 To be an "Obama" should bear a meaning worse than being a Benedict Arnold or a Quisling.

-
Barky and Mooch should be Julius and Ethel Rosenberged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

347 Quite frankly our LE and IC apparatuses are garbage compared to Israel.

They are not in business to protect the US but are in the business of the double game for the benefit of the deep state and warmonger class.

They need to be disbanded and reconstituted from the ground up with clear direction and tight controls.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (n+ZGc)

348 I really would like some psychologist to sit down with Bill Kristol and take a deep look at him. Is his worldview so much in conflict with reality he's losing his mind?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

349 Captain Capicola. You'd be hard-pressed to find a better man!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (VBKy9)

350 338 Those poor girls were props to the Obamas.
Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

Everyone and everything were and are props to the Obamas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (ycWCI)

351 Trump now taking questions...

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (Enq6K)

352 May God bless Israel.
=========

This is uh not who us we uh are.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (vg8iE)

353
282 276
I read that Obama went to South Africa.
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

To eat more dog?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)


To convey to South Africa his soothing and healing message of racial healing - it's Nobel Peace Prize tested and approved!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (pNxlR)

354 With this announcement, and the attack last night, Israel is publicly announcing to all that they are Ready - Go ahead and start it. Iran, in order to preserve it's position, *should* as a matter of timing put the offensive plans they've been working on into motion. BUT... If Israel has calculated correctly, and I suspect they have, then Iran doesn't feel confidant that they can risk an all out war so early, when they're not really ready for it yet. If that is true, Iran will have no choice but to allow themselves to be forced into a humiliating stand-down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (k1TUh)


They are standing down until they hear Trump's decision on the iran deal. I think that is why Israel, US, UK, pre-empted this attack. Strategic in case of rapid response.

His decision this week?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (fceHP)

355 There is a whole generation of Iranians who grew up in the West...throughout Europe, Canada and even the US. They are mostly from wealthy families who were able to get their kids out to go to schools in Western countries. Many have now returned and have no desire to live under a theocracy.
Probably pretty easy for Israel to find "help."

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (0tfLf)

356 334 The Israeli spooks *had* to have had someone on the inside helping them. Right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

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If they did, I wager they've been snuck out of Iran along with their familes.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (DPiPp)

357 289May God bless Israel.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:39 PM (mf5HN)
~~~~~

Amen. And thank God that our great friend, tiny Israel, has more ping pongs than all of Europe put together.

<3

Posted by: IrishEi at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (HiDrR)

358 It was admitted a few weeks ago (probably a mistake,
but what does it matter at this point?) that the CIA had not a single
reliable source inside all of North Korea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (k1TUh)


Dude????

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (ymnmz)

359 Please notice the Nigerian prince is speaking ENGLISH unlike that leftist cocksucker Macaroni who spoke fwench.
Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (J2De


Any reference to sh*t-holes?

Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (G0vdT)

360 >>To be fair, Nigeria is an English speaking country.

My old Nigerian customer was educated in the UK. He speaks better English than I do.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (/tuJf)

361 Please notice the Nigerian prince is speaking ENGLISH unlike that leftist cocksucker Macaroni who spoke fwench.
Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (J2De

==============

To be fair, Nigeria is an English speaking country."

What I want to know is, how much will he pay me if I let him temporarily use my bank account?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (k1TUh)

362 1st question from Wash. Times: About immigration...

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (Enq6K)

363 338 Those poor girls were props to the Obamas.
Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

Sasha and Malia? They made out alright on the deal.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

364

oh my, retawted reporter saying Trump should apologize about immigration remarks, what?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (fceHP)

365 Why was it a failure to him? Not because they gave a prize to a man who had accomplished nothing, and done nothing to promote peace. No he was upset because the reason they gave it to Obama was to encourage and push him into bringing peace. It was meant to manipulate him, to push him into certain behavior. And it failed to do so.

That's the most disingenuous crap I've ever read.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (inyex)

366 Oh boy. Now the cucks in the press corp(se) get their digs in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (ptqGC)

367 348 I really would like some psychologist to sit down with Bill Kristol and take a deep look at him. Is his worldview so much in conflict with reality he's losing his mind?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

My thing is: I do not care what Kristol says or does. He is a nonentity these days. No different that the guy with a sandwich board, preaching on a street corner. He just has nicer shoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (ycWCI)

368 Methodist Bishops of Nigeria contemplated sending missionaries to the US in order to help their white brothers get back on the right path.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (VAm5e)

369 Kristol's slide into irrelevance continues. Like many unfortunates before him, his critical faculties wane and his pronouncements become more..."esoteric." As an aged character in Gore Vidal's "Julian" states, "Like trees, we die from the top down." This seems to be the case with Kristol.

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)

370 282 276
I read that Obama went to South Africa.
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

To eat more dog?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

Seeking asylum

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

371 Ah, May 12th I guess is decision.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (fceHP)

372 I think some people got very wealthy in bank accounts held far overseas.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 01:11 PM (hLRSq)

Or someone internally who doesn't like the regime decided to end them.

Posted by: WOPR at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (J70i0)

373 >>>To be fair, Nigeria is an English speaking country.

>>>Well, English is the official language of Nigeria

Oh.

Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (J2De8)

374
148 131. Gulag! Gulag! Gulag!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 30, 2018 01:23 PM (fA1SL)

Now that's funny. And it didn't send me to an hour exploring the Slav YouTube Experience. That stuff is addictive.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2018 01:49 PM (e1mEI)

375 368 Methodist Bishops of Nigeria contemplated sending missionaries to the US in order to help their white brothers get back on the right path.
Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 01:48 PM (VAm5e)

The biggest Catholic seminary in the world is in Nigeria.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

376 Destroy all their infrastructure and it won't make any difference.

Planes, trains, automobiles, barracks, hangers, power generating stations, water reservoirs, and manufacturing facilities.

That should give Turkey, it's illusions and allies something to think about while Iran spends the next 20 years trying to survive.
Posted by: God Bless Israel at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (VAm5e)

===============

Yeah, that'd do the job. Hell, you could kneecap their entire economy for decades with a single airstrike on the refinery at Bandar Abbas.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:49 PM (DPiPp)

377 Last I heard, they had moved them pretty freaking far underground, deep enough that bunker busters might not do the job.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (DPiPp)

If you destroy the entrances to those deep bunkers, and it appears the Israelis now have blueprints, the people down below have a nice roomy tomb to slowly die in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2018 01:49 PM (WFV7d)

378 How long will Mueller continue this charade? Seriously, another month, six months, a year? I would think that preserving some kind of reputation would occur but Mueller doesn't seem like a man that cares. He's been given his orders and God only knows how much Soros has paid him.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

379 Ok, this one reporter has asked liked 4 questions.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (Enq6K)

380 It was admitted a few weeks ago (probably a mistake,
but what does it matter at this point?) that the CIA had not a single reliable source inside all of North Korea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (k1TUh)


What else are they going to say? "We've penetrated the bejesus out of the NorK government. Practically everybody is on our payroll?"

Kim would whack anybody and everybody he even remotely suspected of being a source.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (inyex)

381 Nigeria would do themselves a world of good if they just engaged in more buttsex.

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

382 Meanwhile,our college students need cry closets....



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295521/

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (LiyEm)

===========
STOP crying or I'll give you something to CRY about!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (pw+jk)

383 358
It was admitted a few weeks ago (probably a mistake,

but what does it matter at this point?) that the CIA had not a single

reliable source inside all of North Korea.



Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:45 PM (k1TUh)


Dude????


Posted by: Dennis Rodman at April 30, 2018 01:47 PM (ymnmz)
heh.. testimony to the crazy times we live in but I find that plausible.

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (a0IVu)

384 >>Their spooks are way better than ours, I reckon. Or at least, better than the FBI under Comey et al



In light of events in the past few years (FBI/DoJ incompetence and partisanship), I think so.
Would also recommend "By Way of Deception." A dated but still interesting book about the Mossad.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (W+vEI)

385 A fair amount of Nigerians in the US Navy and most of them are Outstanding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:51 PM (5y11N)

386 I read that Obama went to South Africa.
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

To eat more dog?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


To hire the Mandela Funeral Sign Language guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:51 PM (BBhgz)

387 Anyone have the guts to see what they are saying on CNN MSNBC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:51 PM (5y11N)

388 Finally...a question about Israel and Iran. From The Hill reporter...

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:51 PM (Enq6K)

389
I read that Obama went to South Africa.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)



To eat more dog?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed




He's offered to kill some white farmers with his awesome drone skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

390 Israel just took a half ton of the most top secret documents from a secret facility in the heart of Tehran.

Something tells me an underground bunker is not going to stop them.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

391 Trump praising Bibi. Hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (fceHP)

392 When the madman diplomacy formulation was conceived, a Trump like figure must have been the basis.

If Trump keeps going, he may end the Korean War, neuter Iran and bring peace to the Middle East.

...and the Uniparty will probably try to impeach him anyway.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (n+ZGc)

393 387 Anyone have the guts to see what they are saying on CNN MSNBC
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:51 PM (5y11N)

I'm going to take a guess and say they're still talking about Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (7HtZB)

394 Is there a pool on a shooting war in Iran yet?

I got #twoweeks.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)

395 Trump didn't get to see Bibi's entire presser. But I guess he saw enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

396 391
Trump praising Bibi. Hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (fceHP)
If there is anyone the MSM hates more than Trump, its Bibi.

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (a0IVu)

397

Trump "on or before the 12th" he'll make a decision on the Iran deal.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (fceHP)

398 >>381 Nigeria would do themselves a world of good if they just engaged in more buttsex.
Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at April 30, 2018 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

Remain blessed.

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

399 377 Last I heard, they had moved them pretty freaking far underground, deep enough that bunker busters might not do the job.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (DPiPp)

If you destroy the entrances to those deep bunkers, and it appears the Israelis now have blueprints, the people down below have a nice roomy tomb to slowly die in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Trust us, it's not as relaxing as it sounds.

Posted by: Royal engineers of pharoah's tomb at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (GMG6W)

400 Their spooks are way better than ours, I reckon. Or at least, better than the FBI under Comey et al


The Joos train geckos to infiltrate and steal info. Just ask the Iranians.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (BBhgz)

401 Everybody has known that Iran has been
working on nuclear weapons for decades.

Posted by: Vic
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If only they could have found some financing...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (7Cr6v)

402 386 I read that Obama went to South Africa.
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

To eat more dog?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


To hire the Mandela Funeral Sign Language guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:51 PM (BBhgz)


To get Michelle a necklace.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (inyex)

403 who is this douche that asked this stupid question?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (7uYFy)

404 Something in the air, I can feel it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (roQNm)

405 I like that Nigeria has an official language--English.

Wouldn't it be swell if the USA had something similar?

Posted by: Furious George at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (9vQJW)

406 Oh, FFS. Press whore asking about PDT's "vulgar language" to describe some African nations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (ptqGC)

407 OH FFS...asking the Nigerian pres about Trump's use of "vulgar language regarding African nations".

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (Enq6K)

408 >>390 Israel just took a half ton of the most top secret documents from a secret facility in the heart of Tehran. Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

Placement and access for the win.

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (Bdeb0)

409 Heh, Trump saying Nigeria would like some of that $1.6 Billion of cash air lifted to Iran.

Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (G0vdT)

410 390
Israel just took a half ton of the most top secret documents from a secret facility in the heart of Tehran.



Something tells me an underground bunker is not going to stop them.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (/tuJf)


Somewhere, deep in the heart of an Iranian bunker, someone is looking a a USB thumb drive sticking out of a computer.
They reach over and pull it out. the Star of David pops on the screen and then:

1098765............

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (ymnmz)

411 Jinx, coke Jane...

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (Enq6K)

412 The Joos train geckos to infiltrate and steal info. Just ask the Iranians.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (BBhgz)

---------------------

Where do you think I got my training as a spokesgecko?

Posted by: Geico Gecko at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (qC1Sy)

413 395
Trump didn't get to see Bibi's entire presser. But I guess he saw enough.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

Trump had all the info allready , anything else would be strange.

Posted by: muckrack at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (IvEAj)

414 Well yeah Kristol has always been a nobody to me but I'm curious what is driving him and what is going on inside the mare's nest of his brain. Why on earth would you even post something like he does regularly??

Is he trying to convince himself? Does he think he's so important and meaningful that he sways millions? I don't get it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (39g3+)

415 OH FFS...asking the Nigerian pres about Trump's use of "vulgar language regarding African nations".
========

Who knew the press' job was to try to embarrass the President in front of world leaders?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (vg8iE)

416 AHOY!

//Captain William D Kristol SS Salem

Posted by: sven10077 at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (SzZnW)

417 So what is Bill going to say when the Mueller investigation ultimately leads to criminal activity by HRC and BHO? "Tainted investigation! The FISA was fraudulent, therefore the entire investigation is tainted and none of the evidence can be used!!!"?

Posted by: pete at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (meg+g)

418 Anyone have the guts to see what they are saying on CNN MSNBC
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:51 PM



Bet it rhymes with Hussia Hussia Hussia!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (0tfLf)

419 Something in the air, I can feel it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (roQNm)

The revolution's here?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (7uYFy)

420 I would guess that on CNN and MSNBC they are waxing about the WHCD and Trump is a party pooper for not going, blah, blah. Iran? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

421 Methodist Bishops of Nigeria contemplated sending missionaries to the US in order to help their white brothers get back on the right path.

-
Can Spain spare a few Inquisitors?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)

422 If you destroy the entrances to those deep bunkers, and it appears the Israelis now have blueprints, the people down below have a nice roomy tomb to slowly die in."

I remember seeing some stories during (either the first or second) Gulf War that the Iraqi Army had build some large underground concrete bunkers/fortresses out in the desert in which hundreds of troops could shelter while tanks passed by overhead.

The US forces were able to determine their locations, and simply bulldozed hundred of tons of sand over the entrance and exit tunnels. I think a lot of them were never even dug back up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (k1TUh)

423 Press = motherfucking cocksucking whores

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (+dsLj)

424 We come in peace.

Posted by: Hakeem Olajuwon at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (VAm5e)

425 Something in the air, I can feel it.

-
Blue wave?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)

426 Something in the air, I can feel it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (roQNm)
========

I've been saying that for 30 years or so.

Posted by: Phil Collins at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (vg8iE)

427 Press whore asking about PDT's "vulgar language" to describe some African nations.

This is a perfect moment for FYNQ.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (39g3+)

428 OH FFS...asking the Nigerian pres about Trump's use of "vulgar language regarding African nations".
========


"Well yes. Some countries in Africa ARE shitholes".
-- President of Nigeria

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (BBhgz)

429 When I go to lead the front page to see if there's a nood, a picture of Melania is popping over.

Not complaining about that, just telling others so they can see the pretty.

Let's get some math on the blog. There were 100,000 documents taken. On the low end, let's say that 500,000 pages of documents. There's 500 pages in a ream, so that's 1,000 reams of paper. There's 10 reams in a carton so that's 100 cartons of paper. There's usually 40 cartons on a pallet so that's 2 1/2 pallets.

Israel just walked off with 2 1/2 pallets worth of the most secret of all state secrets. That's very much we can get anything we want any time we want from anywhere we want.

Also, can you imagine being every other country, including ours, and trying to think about security after this. The whole keep it on paper that way it can't be hacked just went out the window.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

430 406 Oh, FFS. Press whore asking about PDT's "vulgar language" to describe some African nations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (ptqGC)


"Vulgar language?" And this after the WHCD. Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (inyex)

431 I don't think this Iran deal is going to stand for much longer. Just a guess.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (bUjCl)

432 >>the Star of David pops on the screen and then:
1098765............Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 30, 2018 01:54 PM (ymnmz)

That's good. The superior karmic mindfuck would be a picture of Neda Agha-Soltan, pre-execution.

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)

433
I read that Obama went to South Africa.
Posted by: steevy

To eat more dog?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

To hire the Mandela Funeral Sign Language guy.
Posted by: rickb223


To re-tire

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2018 01:57 PM (IqV8l)

434 Methodist Bishops of Nigeria contemplated sending missionaries to the US in order to help their white brothers get back on the right path.

They've done more than contemplate. African missionaries to the US are a real thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

435 Last I heard, they had moved them pretty freaking far underground, deep enough that bunker busters might not do the job.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:40 PM (DPiPp)

If you destroy the entrances to those deep bunkers, and it appears the Israelis now have blueprints, the people down below have a nice roomy tomb to slowly die in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You realy want to destroy them: Sure Missiles, bunker busters planes yada yada yada...but ALSO you will need special forces boots on the ground

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:57 PM (5y11N)

436 I like that Nigeria has an official language--English.

-
Camn racists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 01:57 PM (+y/Ru)

437 428 OH FFS...asking the Nigerian pres about Trump's use of "vulgar language regarding African nations".
========


"Well yes. Some countries in Africa ARE shitholes".
-- President of Nigeria
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (BBhgz)

===============

Y'know I think it was the Ugandan (Or maybe Kenyan) president that actually said something to that effect in regards to Trump's statement.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (DPiPp)

438 Cruise Captain William "Biff" Kristol

*snort* Nice, Ace.

Posted by: fly gal at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (8TdcF)

439 419
Something in the air, I can feel it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 30, 2018 01:53 PM (roQNm)

My legs!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (jxbfJ)

440 I noticed the Melania pic popping over the page and comments the other night on the work laptop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (ycWCI)

441
395 Trump didn't get to see Bibi's entire presser. But I guess he saw enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

This might be old news if The Intel Community bothered to brief Trump.
I know, that is a problematic assumption.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (e1mEI)

442
How long will Mueller continue this charade? <<<<<<<<<

If you think of the investigation as a protection racket, he'll do it as long as he can. His job is to protect everyone involved in the conspiracy, which judging by some comments includes some repubs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (r+sAi)

443 Kristol sent out a tweet about Nixon and how he talked to the nation about Watergate and the importance of letting the judicial process move forward. Then Kristol gets really excited as Nixon resigned 15 months later.

The man is a raving loon to be dreaming like this.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (oiNtH)

444 The press really are full of assholes and pieces of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (cEYal)

445 Presser over.

Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2018 01:59 PM (G0vdT)

446 >>"Vulgar language?" And this after the WHCD. Yow.


No doubt embarrassed, but mostly pissed that Trump has already dismissed Saturday nights lil' WHCD tantrum.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 01:59 PM (W+vEI)

447 >>444 The press really are full of assholes and pieces of shit. Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (cEYal)

Suggested edit: The asshole really is full of press and pieces of shit.

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

448 If you destroy the entrances to those deep bunkers, and it appears the Israelis now have blueprints, the people down below have a nice roomy tomb to slowly die in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



I have no idea how those vials of VX got near the ventilation shafts, honest.

Posted by: PDT at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (GMG6W)

449 429 When I go to lead the front page to see if there's a nood, a picture of Melania is popping over.

Not complaining about that, just telling others so they can see the pretty.

Let's get some math on the blog. There were 100,000 documents taken. On the low end, let's say that 500,000 pages of documents. There's 500 pages in a ream, so that's 1,000 reams of paper. There's 10 reams in a carton so that's 100 cartons of paper. There's usually 40 cartons on a pallet so that's 2 1/2 pallets.

Israel just walked off with 2 1/2 pallets worth of the most secret of all state secrets. That's very much we can get anything we want any time we want from anywhere we want.

Also, can you imagine being every other country, including ours, and trying to think about security after this. The whole keep it on paper that way it can't be hacked just went out the window.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

=============

As I said upthread, Bibi just showed the world why the Mossad is so widely feared in the Middle East.

Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (DPiPp)

450 asking about vulgar language betrays that the questioner is reacting to her own imagination.

What bad language has trump used in public?

A person saying bad words in private? so?

sad.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (Kuhyt)

451 It's worse than that. BK says Scalia's dissent hasn't become law yet. Besides the fact that Congress repealed the Independent Counsel statute, what does this even mean?
If something is unconstitutional there is no way for Congress to make this decision a law.
Plus Congress has an independent duty to follow the Constitution, so if something is unconstitutional, they should simply not do it regardless of the Supreme Court ruling.
The War Powers Act has been ruled unconstitutional in some dissents. Since this has never been turned into law, would Bill Kristol agree that the War Powers Act should be enforced?

Posted by: MikeN at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (o/eHL)

452 What reporter was it that asked about vulgar language? Did anyone see?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)

453 445 Presser over.

Posted by: WisRich at April 30, 2018 01:59 PM (G0vdT)


Well almost...Trump walked back to mic to answer another question about where the Korean meeting will take place.

Trump likes the idea of the meeting being there (DMZ?)...but still working out the details.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (Enq6K)

454
Nigerians are excellent with the English language but they've adopted the Brit way of spelling.

Trivia: A Nigerian woman will speak the 'Queens English" while a Nigerian male will speak the 'Kings English". They're the same.

Just in case it's ever a 'Final Jeopardy' question.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (LOgQ4)

455 Let's get some math on the blog. There were 100,000
documents taken. On the low end, let's say that 500,000 pages of
documents. There's 500 pages in a ream, so that's 1,000 reams of paper.
There's 10 reams in a carton so that's 100 cartons of paper. There's
usually 40 cartons on a pallet so that's 2 1/2 pallets.



Israel just walked off with 2 1/2 pallets worth of the most secret
of all state secrets. That's very much we can get anything we want any
time we want from anywhere we want.



Also, can you imagine being every other country, including ours, and
trying to think about security after this. The whole keep it on paper
that way it can't be hacked just went out the window.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

Iran is getting a reaming, that is for certain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (WFV7d)

456 452 What reporter was it that asked about vulgar language? Did anyone see?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)

Someone from The Hill...can't remember his name.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (Enq6K)

457 I have no idea how those vials of VX got near the ventilation shafts, honest.
Posted by: PDT at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (GMG6W)


We need Jim Brown to run along the row of ventilation shafts with little presents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (inyex)

458 @430

You know that was coordinated by hive central.

They are all literally pieces of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (cEYal)

459

Anyone else hearing that TOTO song?

Posted by: Soothie at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (J2De8)

460 Iranian nuke deal to collapse. John Brennan hardest hit.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (bUjCl)

461
What reporter was it that asked about vulgar language? Did anyone see?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)


I heard the question but didn't see the press whore who asked it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

462 Tell us what you really think, Ace.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2018 02:02 PM (sezM3)

463 >>Oh, FFS. Press whore asking about PDT's "vulgar language" to describe some African nations.


What he said in private, as shorthand for a legitimate concern about people from some countries to being able to adjust to life in the US/being a net drag on communities with their dysfunctional habits.

But it's OK, because Trump is the first POTUS to say/think this way in private. /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 02:02 PM (W+vEI)

464 Iran is getting a reaming, that is for certain.
=========

Some people have all the fun.

Posted by: Shep! at April 30, 2018 02:02 PM (vg8iE)

465 Ugh. Gotta turn off Fox. Dana is on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

466 Also, can you imagine being every other country, including ours, and trying to think about security after this. The whole keep it on paper that way it can't be hacked just went out the window.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


Hell, our intel services leak on command every time the politics are "right". It wouldn't shock me if certain foreign countries had a better idea of the state of play in our government than even the Deep State does.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 30, 2018 02:02 PM (AM1GF)

467 Thanxs Tami.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 02:02 PM (0tfLf)

468 I think guys like Kristol serve a useful purpose: to warn us to be careful we ask "what if I'm wrong" of ourselves. Because he clearly never, ever asks that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)

469 I'll bet Brennan and Clapper are pissed as hell over Bibi's presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

470 Hhmmmm, that's odd.

Google has stories about Obama in South Africa from a week ago, but the only way you can find them is to search Google for the stories, meaning you have to know about them before you can search for the news.


That's not how this news business is supposed to work.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 30, 2018 02:04 PM (roQNm)

471 >>I heard the question but didn't see the press whore who asked it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

I've found it easier if you think of "The Press" as an interchangeable, indistinguishable It, not unlike Steve Zissou's bland "Bond Company Stooge."

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

472 Trivia: A Nigerian woman will speak the 'Queens English"
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM


What am I, chipped beef on toast?


Posted by: Shep!, now with even more Shep at April 30, 2018 02:04 PM (ctuyM)

473 I hope the Israeli document dump exposes Valerie Jarret as Obama's Iranian handler.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (iv0p7)

474 I have a sudden urge to bless the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (+dsLj)

475 Tell me all about your fucking eternal principles, you effeminate cuck cocksuckers.

Posted by: Ace of Spades


I see that Ace is mellowing with age. It's sad to witness how pundits lose their keen edge, when the rocking chair beckons.

Posted by: zombie at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (42M22)

476 ..but ALSO you will need special forces boots on the ground

Posted by: Nevergiveup
---------------------

We're not going to take it over.
We're going to blow it up.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (VAm5e)

477 As I said upthread, Bibi just showed the world why the Mossad is so widely feared in the Middle East.
Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (DPiPp)


Not just the Middle East.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

478 >> I'll bet Brennan and Clapper are pissed as hell over Bibi's presser.


And Rhodes, Rice, Powers....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

479 A deranged man armed with a metal pole was apprehended by police after being caught trespassing in New York City's Trump Tower with a note in his pocket saying he intended to attack President Trump's son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner and then hurl himself off the top of the building.

TMZ reported, citing law enforcement sources in NYC, that Matthew Pilling, 30, was found trespassing through the hotel early Sunday and was escorted out by security.

But he reportedly came back a few hours later, armed with a metal pole and trying to break into the hotel's kitchen area, which is when security immediately called the NYPD.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (e8kgV)

480 What he said in private, as shorthand for a legitimate concern about people from some countries to being able to adjust to life in the US/being a net drag on communities with their dysfunctional habits.

More accurately: what someone claims he said in private, to another person, who reported on it. Trump insists he never said it. So who do you believe here: a nameless third person account or the president of the united states?

I'm not saying I'd care if he had, or consider it unreasonable as a statement -- some places ARE shitholes. I'm saying this is the press treating its unnamed rumor as fact, then calling the president on it. Its like one of us going to a Harry Reid press conference and demanding he respond to the Searchlight Strangler events

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:06 PM (39g3+)

481 Google has stories about Obama in South Africa from a week ago, but the only way you can find them is to search Google for the stories, meaning you have to know about them before you can search for the news.

That's not how this news business is supposed to work.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 30, 2018 02:04 PM (roQNm)


Maybe they consider Obama not to be newsworthy.

Hey, a guy can dream, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 02:06 PM (inyex)

482 The irrational exhuberance in this thread is concerning. Have you considered that Trump could destabilize the Middle East so much that it simply tips over?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 30, 2018 02:06 PM (gtDDG)

483 The Israeli spooks *had* to have had someone on the inside helping them. Right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---
Even if they didn't (snicker), there will be those that will be blamed for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2018 02:06 PM (E8rdu)

484 470 Probably advising them on how to exterminate the white population.I can see Mooch enjoying lighting the tires on fire....

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (LiyEm)

485 This might be old news if The Intel Community bothered to brief Trump.
I know, that is a problematic assumption.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2018 01:58 PM (e1mEI)


I'm not JackStraw, but I think there may have been a cleaning out in certain levels of the intelligence services. Admiral Rogers at the NSA certainly was not part of the Obama circus, and Pompeo likely did some spring cleaning at CIA. I read that a lot of State's people decided to quit over the past year and a half also.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

486 We're not going to take it over.
We're going to blow it up.

Posted by: gNewt


Can't get to it all from air. Highly destructive ground raids are a perfectly acceptable option.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (AM1GF)

487 That's not how this news business is supposed to work.

While I agree in principle, Obama being ignored is just fine by me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (39g3+)

488 Tell me all about your fucking eternal principles, you effeminate cuck cocksuckers.

***************

I'm confused, I thought Kristol was a sucker of cock, not a cocksucker.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (+dsLj)

489 This is silly, but I just had an image of an Israeli spy leaving dozens of dead fish throughout the ventilation shafts of the Iranian nuclear bunker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (ycWCI)

490 The Israeli spooks *had* to have had someone on the inside helping them. Right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---
Even if they didn't (snicker), there will be those that will be blamed for it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2018 02:06 PM (E8rdu)

Oh yeah, heads will roll in Iran...Literally

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (5y11N)

491 397

Trump "on or before the 12th" he'll make a decision on the Iran deal.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (fceHP)

Which means "the parts for the MOABs are on backorder but they swear they'll get them to us by the 10th."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

492 Snakes do what snakes do. Iran does what Iran does. Just think back, Barky O'Fuckstick airlifted pallets of cash to theses jackals.

Let that sink in. I think now would be a good time to remind the world, specifically America, of that little fact. Force Obama to have to defend himself.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (oiNtH)

493 477 As I said upthread, Bibi just showed the world why the Mossad is so widely feared in the Middle East.
Posted by: Jackal at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (DPiPp)

Not just the Middle East.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

UK hit a Mossad op?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (Dp6qK)

494
Oh, FFS. Press whore asking about PDT's "vulgar language" to describe some African nations.

Alleged vulgar language

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 30, 2018 02:08 PM (lKyWE)

495 >>>>>The Israeli spooks *had* to have had someone on the inside helping them. Right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

---

Even if they didn't (snicker), there will be those that will be blamed for it.




Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2018 02:06 PM
.
.
.
.Nope, they didn't need anyone on the inside because Iran set the combination to all of those safes as 1....2....3....4....5

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2018 02:08 PM (+Dllb)

496 467 Thanxs Tami.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2018 02:02 PM (0tfLf)


Jordan Fabian...I rewatched the video.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 02:08 PM (Enq6K)

497 457
I have no idea how those vials of VX got near the ventilation shafts, honest.

Posted by: PDT at April 30, 2018 02:00 PM (GMG6W)



We need Jim Brown to run along the row of ventilation shafts with little presents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


We should at least be looking for a thermal exhaust port about the size of a womp rat.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2018 02:08 PM (LAe3v)

498 455 Let's get some math on the blog. There were 100,000
documents taken. On the low end, let's say that 500,000 pages of
documents. There's 500 pages in a ream, so that's 1,000 reams of paper.
There's 10 reams in a carton so that's 100 cartons of paper. There's
usually 40 cartons on a pallet so that's 2 1/2 pallets.



Israel just walked off with 2 1/2 pallets worth of the most secret
of all state secrets. That's very much we can get anything we want any
time we want from anywhere we want.



Also, can you imagine being every other country, including ours, and
trying to think about security after this. The whole keep it on paper
that way it can't be hacked just went out the window.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

Iran is getting a reaming, that is for certain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2018 02:01 PM (WFV7d)

It's not something they can paper over, that's for sure.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

499 I sense the sun is setting on the age of the Mullahs in Tehran.

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (a0IVu)

500 By the way, for anyone tired of the Maxine Waters parodies, do an image search for "MP 45" to sooth yer souls...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (AM1GF)

501 Jordan Fabian...I rewatched the video.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 02:08 PM (Enq6K)


What a *fabulous* name.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

502 CNN having a fit that Trump said Netanyahu's speech vindicates him.

They will be busy debunking Netanyahoo for the next week.

Posted by: blaster at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (Z5y53)

503 I'm confused, I thought Kristol was a sucker of cock, not a cocksucker.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM


Depends.

Posted by: The Barbed Appendage of Satan at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (ctuyM)

504 What to you call an Iranian nuke scientist without a bugout plan?

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (YCw4V)

505 If you destroy the entrances to those deep bunkers,
and it appears the Israelis now have blueprints, the people down below
have a nice roomy tomb to slowly die in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



You realy want to destroy them: Sure Missiles, bunker busters planes
yada yada yada...but ALSO you will need special forces boots on the
ground

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 01:57 PM (5y11N)

You really want to destroy those bunkers? Here's what to do: land an airborne reconnaissance in force, and secure (at least for 48 hours) the area. You blow up all known tunnel portals and ventilation shafts to prevent egress of the soon-to-be-dead nuke personnel, and then you set up an air-portable drilling rig, and drill a 12" hole down until it hits open space. Less than 24 hours required to do that. Then you put a 30-minute time fuse on a 15-kiloton nuke, and winch it down the hole, and unass the area, winch crew being the last to leave.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (WFV7d)

506 Trump "on or before the 12th" he'll make a decision on the Iran deal.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2018 01:52 PM (fceHP)

Which means "the parts for the MOABs are on backorder but they swear they'll get them to us by the 10th."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 02:07 PM (RD7QR)



Yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 30, 2018 02:10 PM (mf5HN)

507 504 What to you call an Iranian nuke scientist without a bugout plan?

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (YCw4V)

DOA.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 30, 2018 02:10 PM (Dp6qK)

508 I sense the sun is setting on the age of the Mullahs in Tehran.

Posted by: IC

-----

They'll just open up shop again in Malmo and Paris.

Posted by: RKae at April 30, 2018 02:10 PM (IYUKP)

509 @481

And you notice how Obama is never interviewed or takes any questions when the media even bothers to report on what hed doing?

Its as if asking him anything about whats happening would be potentially fraught with peril.

Hmm.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 02:10 PM (gvGfC)

510 It really gets easier and easier to understand why the #TruCons back in the day were so enamored with Mitt Rmoney - he with #Principles so flexible they made Olga Korbut in her prime look like a block of granite by comparison.

Posted by: DocJ at April 30, 2018 02:10 PM (NYS7S)

511 504
What to you call an Iranian nuke scientist without a bugout plan?


Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (YCw4V)

I'll take "What is the Colonel's Chicken for $800, Alex".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2018 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)

512 Ouch - Ronan Farrow has a new book out "War on Peace: The end of diplomacy and the decline of American influence."

Think this will be the case of 'life comes at you fast' with what's happening right now in N and S Korea, the ME, negotiations with China, renegotiating NAFTA.....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

513 Maybe this is also why No Ko has been acting conciliatory..they know they cannot expect any help from Iran for their nuclear program

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 02:11 PM (a0IVu)

514 488: did ace rewrite the handbook again?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2018 02:11 PM (KP5rU)

515 Here's video of the presser...

http://tinyurl.com/y73nbyd9


The dipshit from The Hill comes in at about 24:30 ish.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 02:11 PM (Enq6K)

516 500,000 pages? What is this? A new Harry Potter novel?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM (+y/Ru)

517 Then you put a 30-minute time fuse on a 15-kiloton nuke, and winch it
down the hole, and unass the area, winch crew being the last to leave.


Not quite sure what this involves, but I think I like it.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM (LAe3v)

518 I have a sudden urge to bless the rains down in Africa.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


Oh Lord! Please forgive me for that, that's not right and bless the pygmies in Africa.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM (BBhgz)

519 Kristol gets pats on the back from all his fellow NT fools for everything he posts though, I am sort of shocked at how shallow these guys are. Its a clicque of little minds all striving for some power over the party that they once enjoyed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM (39g3+)

520 Just remember folks, the Saudis have a vested interest in seeing their Iranian rivals come to a bad end...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM (AM1GF)

521 Tell me all about your fucking eternal principles, you effeminate cuck cocksuckers.



Cmon, Ace, tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM (7UW64)

522 Jordan Fabian...I rewatched the video.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2018 02:08 PM (Enq6K)

What a *fabulous* name.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (ptqGC)


**shrugs**

It's been done.

Posted by: Fabian Forte at April 30, 2018 02:13 PM (kqsXK)

523 The Mossad has sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads and spy birds.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2018 02:13 PM (LiyEm)

524 where is ben rhodes?

Posted by: concrete girl at April 30, 2018 02:13 PM (zr8oO)

525 Licker of Depends; sucker of cock.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2018 02:13 PM (VBKy9)

526 516 500,000 pages? What is this? A new Harry Potter novel?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM (+y/Ru)

And what is this? 'Shelvey Shelverton and the Cavern of the Mysterious Shelves'? Who is writing Harry Potter fanfic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2018 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

527 McCain In New Book: Im Freer Now to Speak My Mind
The Senator has penned a book while coping with brain cancer. Heres what he has to say in this final chapter of his remarkable life.


Die already scumbag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 02:14 PM (5y11N)

528 520
Just remember folks, the Saudis have a vested interest in seeing their Iranian rivals come to a bad end...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone


True, not just because the Iranians are willing to dispose of them in order to control the ME, but because if Iran is gone, oil prices will rise again, and the Saudi princes can stop shopping at Food Lion.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2018 02:14 PM (LAe3v)

529 I doubt that photo Kristol uses with his Twitter account is a reasonable facsimile any more.
It omits the stubble, the bloodshot eyes and mustard stains.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 30, 2018 02:15 PM (nBr1j)

530 where is ben rhodes?
Posted by: concrete girl at April 30, 2018 02:13 PM (zr8oO)


Hiding in some left wing reformed temple

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2018 02:15 PM (5y11N)

531 And you notice how Obama is never interviewed or takes any questions when the media even bothers to report on what hed doing?

Its as if asking him anything about whats happening would be potentially fraught with peril.


Because his handlers know from sad experience that, off the teleprompter, he's liable to say anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 30, 2018 02:15 PM (inyex)

532 I saw Biff Kristol open for the Lesbian Muff Divers at Bottom Of Nob Hill in '89.

Posted by: ShainS at April 30, 2018 02:15 PM (MBs+m)

533 Snakes do what snakes do. Iran does what Iran does. Just think back, Barky O'Fuckstick airlifted pallets of cash to theses jackals.

Let that sink in. I think now would be a good time to remind the world, specifically America, of that little fact.



I remember well. I also remember his final FU to Israel before the UN.

It's almost like he sided with certain Arabs against Israel.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 30, 2018 02:15 PM (IG9gl)

534 Is CNN burying the Netanyahou item?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2018 02:15 PM (sezM3)

535 >>512 Ouch - Ronan Farrow has a new book out "War on Peace: The end of diplomacy and the decline of American influence."

Foreword by Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

536 529 I doubt that photo Kristol uses with his Twitter account is a reasonable facsimile any more.
It omits the stubble, the bloodshot eyes and mustard stains.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 30, 2018 02:15 PM (nBr1j)

Yeah, those late night Smirnoff Ice Binges can wear a man down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (ycWCI)

537 isn't lileks kristolmeth's new cabin boy? i here they sit around and talk about shoes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (KP5rU)

538 Billy boy seems concerned.


(x) concern noted

( ) concern not noted

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (0OmEj)

539 514
488: did ace rewrite the handbook again?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2018 02:11 PM (KP5rU)

Everything's just loosy goosy!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (aljs9)

540 The Senator has penned a book while coping with brain cancer.

LOL my furry butt cheeks he wrote a book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

541 What to you call an Iranian nuke scientist without a bugout plan?


Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM


Compost.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (p+Wdc)

542 @524

As far as I know, Ben Rhodes is still drawing a federal paycheck as a member of the Holocaust Commission.

Obama embedded him, Jarrett and few others on his way out the door.

Trump should have demanded their resignations or fired them once he became President.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (gvGfC)

543 Mind-blowing to see the list of fucked up messes our country has had a hand in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (89T5c)

544 MeAgain Kelly attacking Brokaw. Can't they both lose?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

545 Being stupid makes it hard to read the comments in the afternoon, so bare with me ... why would Donald want an award that Barack got? That's not an award, that's a participation trophy of some kind. Skip it, Donald, if they offer it to you ... which is very unlikely, just say thank you for the honor, but no-thanks. Or, you could do the unedited version ... "Go fuck yerselves!"

Posted by: goon at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM (PEcU2)

546
LOL my furry butt cheeks he wrote a book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

I saw The Furry Butt Cheeks open for the Bare Naked Ladies.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM (nBr1j)

547 >>Just remember folks, the Saudis have a vested interest in seeing their Iranian rivals come to a bad end...


Yes, and the new prince has just told the Palestinians to STFU and take what the US is offering already, that they are responsible for their negotiation failures. And not coincidentally: Iran funds/directs Hamas.

I am sure Saudi Arabia is enjoying this, if not actively assisting Israel.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

548 True, not just because the Iranians are willing to dispose of them in order to control the ME, but because if Iran is gone, oil prices will rise again, and the Saudi princes can stop shopping at Food Lion.

Posted by: pep


Apropos to nothing, one half expects a Saudi Food Lion to have actual lions out front...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM (AM1GF)

549 Does Iran Mullahs know where to hide The Salami? asking for a friend

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM (y3aQB)

550 >>Just remember folks, the Saudis have a vested interest in seeing their Iranian rivals come to a bad end...

As someone (Tom Servo?) has been saying here for a while, big things have been happening in the middle east while our media was focused on beclowning themselves over Russia.

The Saudis have been at war with Iran for all intents in Yemen for a couple years now and if anything they are getting more aggressive. As part of Trump's trip there early last year we concluded the biggest international arms deal ever with SA. And the Saudi price has been doing some historic meetings with other Sunni countries in the alliance and making very conciliatory statements to both Egyptian Coptics and Israel.

Just last week he told the Palestinians to take the deal that is about to be put on the table by Kushner or stop whining. That's a pretty big change.

In one year Trump has pretty much turned numerous decades of foreign policy completely on it's head and it appears to be working beyond all expectations.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2018 02:18 PM (/tuJf)

551 speaking of salami, its time for my lunch..

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 02:18 PM (a0IVu)

552 >>the Saudi princes can stop shopping at Food Lion. Posted by: pep at April 30, 2018 02:14 PM (LAe3v)

May their acute freshwater deficiency continue to please Allah...

Posted by: Zod at April 30, 2018 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

553 nood

Posted by: IC at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (a0IVu)

554 The Senator has penned a book while coping with brain cancer.

LOL my furry butt cheeks he wrote a book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



He wrote it that weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (BBhgz)

555 545 Being stupid makes it hard to read the comments in the afternoon, so bare with me ... why would Donald want an award that Barack got? That's not an award, that's a participation trophy of some kind. Skip it, Donald, if they offer it to you ... which is very unlikely, just say thank you for the honor, but no-thanks. Or, you could do the unedited version ... "Go fuck yerselves!"

Posted by: goon at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM (PEcU2)


It is not the award that has the appeal. It is the possibility of mass cognitive dissonance that has the appeal.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (Dp6qK)

556 LOL my furry butt cheeks he wrote a book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)


"My Furry Butt Cheeks" was the unsuccessful spinoff of "My Little Pony."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (kqsXK)

557 Is CNN burying the Netanyahou item?

Good luck with that.

/Trump's Twitter Account

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (oVJmc)

558 Being stupid makes it hard to read the comments in the afternoon, so bare with me ...

Posted by: goon at April 30, 2018 02:17 PM


Love to.

Posted by: Shep at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (LOgQ4)

559
You really want to destroy those bunkers? Here's what to do: land an airborne reconnaissance in force, and secure (at least for 48 hours) the area. You blow up all known tunnel portals and ventilation shafts to prevent egress of the soon-to-be-dead nuke personnel, and then you set up an air-portable drilling rig, and drill a 12" hole down until it hits open space. Less than 24 hours required to do that. Then you put a 30-minute time fuse on a 15-kiloton nuke, and winch it down the hole, and unass the area, winch crew being the last to leave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (WFV7d)

I had a vision of James Brown in "The Dirty Dozen" tossing grenades down the ventilation tubes at the German bunker

Posted by: josephistan at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (7HtZB)

560 Just think back, Barky O'Fuckstick airlifted pallets of cash to theses jackals.
--------------------------------


Just as OT, part of the new Iran Deal should be reparation of all monies and goods from Barky, all of their gold and silver from their palaces, plus a sizable monthly payment, shipped directly to the US, of tankers full of oil.

Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (VAm5e)

561 Trump should have demanded their resignations or fired them once he became President.

Yeah he should have cleaned house in a lot of ways, and is suffering for not doing so. Such an obvious, first move.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

562 @550

Once you understand that foreign policy as conducted by the uniparty and deep state is not meant to actually solve problems you will know why the hate Trump.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2018 02:20 PM (gvGfC)

563 The riots and subversive actions against the mullahs is still going on
although it's not being heavily reported. And now their nuclear weapons
program has been laid bare for all the world to see.



The mullahs have a big decision to make. If they value their skins they better choose wisely.


Run away before they catch us for pissing away all the kebab money.

Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2018 02:20 PM (FhXTo)

564

You really want to destroy those bunkers? Here's what to do: land an airborne reconnaissance in force, and secure (at least for 48 hours) the area. You blow up all known tunnel portals and ventilation shafts to prevent egress of the soon-to-be-dead nuke personnel, and then you set up an air-portable drilling rig, and drill a 12" hole down until it hits open space. Less than 24 hours required to do that. Then you put a 30-minute time fuse on a 15-kiloton nuke, and winch it down the hole, and unass the area, winch crew being the last to leave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2018 02:09 PM (WFV7d)

You left out the rescue of the hostag... , er, kids in the secret nuclear bunker nursery.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2018 02:21 PM (e1mEI)

565 It is quite an amazing time we live in. Through all of the crap of the last administration, and the wailing of libs and rhinos through this administrations we are seeing one big unmasking. No McCain, you can say what you want but you stabbed us in the back multiple times and you no longer have that power.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2018 02:22 PM (oiNtH)

566 528 520
Just remember folks, the Saudis have a vested interest in seeing their Iranian rivals come to a bad end...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone

True, not just because the Iranians are willing to dispose of them in order to control the ME, but because if Iran is gone, oil prices will rise again, and the Saudi princes can stop shopping at Food Lion.
Posted by: pep at April 30, 2018 02:14 PM (LAe3v)

You try falafel there! Is like fermented camel dung! Not like Wegmann's!

Posted by: Prince Mohammed bin Petrodollar at April 30, 2018 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

567 The screaming in Farsi about cut the red wire, no blue wire would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2018 02:23 PM (89T5c)

568

Just as OT, part of the new Iran Deal should be reparation of all monies and goods from Barky, all of their gold and silver from their palaces, plus a sizable monthly payment, shipped directly to the US, of tankers full of oil.
Posted by: gNewt at April 30, 2018 02:19 PM (VAm5

Ship the oil to Israel. That'll grind their molars.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 30, 2018 02:23 PM (e1mEI)

569 The fact that anyone sane thinks you need a supreme court judicial ruling to support the concept of separation of powers is astounding to me.

This is one of the most fundamental, well-established, obvious, and blatant concepts in the American system. In no possible way can anyone argue reasonably and constitutionally that one branch can ignore this principle just because they dislike someone in power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:24 PM (39g3+)

570 Because his handlers know from sad experience that, off the teleprompter, he's liable to say anything.


In fairness, he mostly just stammers.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 30, 2018 02:25 PM (QQ+il)

571
You know, somehow I don't think some guy smuggled all this out under his shirt. There's a fascinating story here, almost as if the Iranians were doing something naughty someplace where the Israelis could get in and get out with, say, transport helicopters, for example.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 30, 2018 01:38 PM (RD7QR)







It occurs to me that they might not have pulled all those docs, that they're goading the Iranians into going on the Mother Of All Mole Hunts. Why go through the trouble of destroying the Iranian nuke program if you can get them to do it themselves?

Highly unlikely, but intriguing to think about.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2018 02:25 PM (eXA4G)

572 Not quite sure what this involves, but I think I like it.
Posted by: pep at April 30, 2018 02:12 PM


"Unass the AO" (Area of Operations) means to depart your location and get suitably far away most ricky-tick (alt. "didi mau!").

Posted by: The Barbed Appendage of Satan at April 30, 2018 02:25 PM (ctuyM)

573 John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood
hasn't US always known Iran lied which is why we and allies pursued Iran nuclear deal?

Yeah, it was all just an Obama double reverse head fake Statue of Liberty play.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)

574 Ship the oil to Israel. That'll grind their molars.

With fracking we don't need it, so yeah, ship it to Israel.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2018 02:28 PM (ZGrMX)

575 Yeah, it was all just an Obama double reverse head fake Statue of Liberty play.

Yeah you know they are scrambling when they completely reverse themselves. ITS ALL LIES THEY ARE BUILDING A POWER PLANT! I mean... we all knew they were lying!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 30, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

576 drill a 12" hole down until it hits open space. Less than 24 hours required to do that. Then you put a 30-minute time fuse on a 15-kiloton nuke, and winch it down the hole, and unass the area, winch crew being the last to leave.

-
Shades of Spinal Tap Stonehenge scene.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 30, 2018 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)

577 maybe they have some of Hillary's yoga emails in there with the Iran nuke files. I hear Khomeni is big on yoga and wedding planning.

And nothing says yoga/wedding like discussing Clinton Foundation donations and turning a blind eye to nuke development.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2018 02:45 PM (bT8Z4)

578 @ Jane D'oh re: elderly cat not eating...

I had pretty good luck getting my elderly kidney-failure cat to drink home-made bone broth.

If your cat has trouble keeping food down, lamb is pretty gentle on the stomach, but the roast chicken carcass will also give pretty good broth. I like to boil it down so it's more concentrated.

Posted by: Razell at April 30, 2018 02:46 PM (+6fd3)

579 Iran lies are like Hillary lies. All (sensible) people know they are lying, but also know they will get away with it cuz "the fix is in".

But something happen on the way to the forum, Queen Hillary fell and broke her crown, and the globalist cabal may come tumbling after. (we hope).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2018 02:50 PM (bT8Z4)

580 Bill has the pointy schnoz of a sewer rat.

He also has the behavior of someone scared. Perhaps of what is in his closet vs my initial thought of a tantrum cause his guy did not win. His elitist yakity yak is like a dripping faucet. Annoying and yet so easy to ignore.

I am telling y'all, he has run scared since 2016. It is fear that motivates him. Not just fear of the take down of talking bobble head elitists. Something. Then the connection to Fusion. cough

Regardless, the photo of him cleaning earwax out of his stupid ear always is impressive (I guess he is supposed to look intelligent or something and pointing to brain?).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen and destroyer of Sneaky Leaking Weasels at April 30, 2018 04:45 PM (J5mzk)

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