EMT 04/29/18

EMT: It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 29, 2018 05:53 AM (Mbmmf)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 05:53 AM (aC6Sd)

3 Morning? If you say so.

Posted by: Miklos at April 29, 2018 05:54 AM (zCyNd)

4 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, April 29, 2018. On this day in 1945 the Dachau concentration camp was liberated by United States troops.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

5 24 degrees, full moon, hot coffee, all good !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 29, 2018 05:54 AM (Mbmmf)

6 Scankles thinks she is going to win political points by attacking Trump's decision to kill that $30B NYC tunnel project that benefits nobody outside of NYC and NJ. But remember, NJ communists say we are the 'moochers'.

http://tinyurl.com/y793so5n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

7 Good Morning!

Is your hair feeling better today Krak?

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 05:54 AM (8ikIW)

8 Satan worshipers are threatening to sue Arkansas over a religious monument.

http://tinyurl.com/y96oqk2c

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

9 Salem media is firing everybody at so-called 'conservative' Red State. I have never considered that site to be 'conservative'.

http://tinyurl.com/ybnzyntq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

10 Trump is trolling for the farm vote in MI. Keep in mind that the 'farm vote' is not your 5 or 10 acres small units anymore.

http://tinyurl.com/ybkxj8tc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

11 Well we finally win one. The 5th circuit court of appeals has upheld a TX voter ID law.

http://tinyurl.com/ya3mblu2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

12 Communist from CA says planned abortionhood saves lives at a DC rally.

http://tinyurl.com/y84q62ba

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

13 Broward County FL (Democrat stronghold) is confiscating guns right and left after a new law was passed. So when the communists call 'common sense gun control don't believe a word of it. They all want to confiscate your guns.

http://tinyurl.com/yc637pjr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

14 ran out of time

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

15 Thanks, Vic !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 29, 2018 05:58 AM (Mbmmf)

16 You can have the EMT for breakfast. Me? I'll stick with the corned beef hash, with two sunny-side up eggs, that I'm eating now.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2018 05:58 AM (zfpPH)

17 Made a error timing coffee, never started the countdown so not sure of percolating time

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 06:13 AM (aC6Sd)

18 Made a error timing coffee, never started the countdown so not sure of percolating time

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 06:13 AM (aC6Sd)

When the coffee pot melts, coffee's done.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2018 06:14 AM (zfpPH)

19 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2018 06:16 AM (cHbmY)

20 So Broward is confiscating guns of those they think are at risk to themselves or others. Does that include the LE that have guns but are to chicken shit to do the jobs that are expected of them?

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

21 Coffee is ok, someone pointed out longer perc time makes it only stronger

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 06:29 AM (aC6Sd)

22 Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

Settle down Bruce. The government won't abuse that law on law abiding citizens.

Posted by: clutch at April 29, 2018 06:30 AM (kiSdp)

23 20
So Broward is confiscating guns of those they think are at risk to
themselves or others. Does that include the LE that have guns but are to
chicken shit to do the jobs that are expected of them?

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

Keep in mind that although FL went for Trump in 2016 but Broward County went for Hillary by a huge amount. 66.5%

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

24 Preventing a prohibited person from buying a gun is one thing, going out and taking guns away from people is another thing altogether.

This could become problematic for the police and the citizens very quickly.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 29, 2018 06:30 AM (41jEy)

25 Settle down Bruce. The government won't abuse that law on law abiding citizens.
Posted by: clutch

Phew. That's a relief. Thanks clutch

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 06:31 AM (8ikIW)

26 So this is all the early morning pixel people?

I hope someone challenges that confiscation law, soon. I see Hillz still has a bad case of the butthertz. I hope she keeps it up, she was the prime reason DJT is President now.

Thanks for the early news hits Vic!

Time to go back to sleep!

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at April 29, 2018 06:33 AM (qZdIZ)

27 I thought quinoa and wheat grass was for breakfast.

Who changed the menu?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 29, 2018 06:34 AM (PzMSc)

28 I should really go to bed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 29, 2018 06:35 AM (+Ty8m)

29 Sleep well then, good people !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 29, 2018 06:38 AM (Mbmmf)

30 I have no faith whatsoever governments big and small don't try to step on anyone's freedoms every day. Totalitarianism is a human trait.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 06:38 AM (aC6Sd)

31 looking at those articles in the liberal newspaper it looks like that new FL law is already being challenged in court. I guess it depends on the luck of the judge draw.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 06:42 AM (mpXpK)

32 30 I have no faith whatsoever governments big and small don't try to step on anyone's freedoms every day. Totalitarianism is a human trait.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 06:38 AM (aC6Sd)
I think weirdflunky has it right upthread. There will be some HellNo shootings when the confiscators show up at the door. Question is, does it morph into Randy Weaver stuff?

Posted by: clutch at April 29, 2018 06:42 AM (kiSdp)

33 EMT: It's what's for breakfast.

Is this a step up or a step down from Kaboom?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 29, 2018 06:42 AM (PzMSc)

34 >>> Is this a step up or a step down from Kaboom?

Yes.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2018 06:43 AM (cHbmY)

35 Hour until race time

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 06:56 AM (aC6Sd)

36 Just woke up from a really bad dream.
The government was taking my farm because I had too many cows, no debt, and some accumulated savings.

Mostly because I was white, Christian, conservative, and a miser. So the government was taking my stuff because I had more than my fair share.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 29, 2018 06:59 AM (roQNm)

37 I see where Scankles tax free political fund is stealing money from contributors and will not allow them to stop sending them money. why is she not in jail yet?

http://tinyurl.com/ybu2mlxd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 07:00 AM (mpXpK)

38 Good morning horde!

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at April 29, 2018 07:01 AM (hMwEB)

39 Good Sunday morning horde. Looks like another sunny day. What is that? Like 5 in a row?

BibleGateway's Verse of the Day:

"For I know that my Redeemer lives, and at the last He will stand upon the earth. - Job 19:25"

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 29, 2018 07:02 AM (lwiT4)

40 Had a dream this past week citizens were being rounded up, don't remember exactly but it wasn't for a reason who was being picked out. Remember the part I escaped the 1st roundup but was sure they were after me for the next. Wife thought I read to much of this stuff.

Skandia - You're not South African are you?

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:04 AM (aC6Sd)

41 Tommy James, of 'Tommy James and the Shondells' is celebrating his 71st birthday today. Tommy had major hits with songs like "Hanky Panky", "Mony Mony", "Crimson and Clover", "I think Were Alone Now" and many others.

Tommy is still performing concerts today although he was pronounced dead in 1970. He collapsed after a show in Alabama in 1970 from exhaustion combined with drugs and taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 29, 2018 07:04 AM (lwiT4)

42 grammie- yeah its sunny, and 45 degrees

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:05 AM (aC6Sd)

43 I see where Scankles tax free political fund is stealing money from contributors and will not allow them to stop sending them money. why is she not in jail yet?

http://tinyurl.com/ybu2mlxd
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Is a TV cable company running her "fund"? Maybe this guy needs to talk to Patty in Mumbai

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

44 Tommy is still performing concerts today although he was pronounced dead in 1970.

???
Zombie Tommy James and the Shondells?

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)

45 Pity hates me this AM

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2018 07:07 AM (cHbmY)

46 Good morning, a well deserved cup of coffee for everyone. Watched a stream of the Presidents rally last night. He has the same energy now as during the campaign. Good he gets out of DC often.

Posted by: Uncle Si at April 29, 2018 07:07 AM (sQyD6)

47 I had a dream where crocodiles were trying to drag me over the edge of a cliff. I managed to kick them off of me.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 29, 2018 07:08 AM (+Ty8m)

48 ???

Zombie Tommy James and the Shondells?

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)
===================

He got better.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 29, 2018 07:09 AM (lwiT4)

49 13 Broward County FL (Democrat stronghold) is confiscating guns right and left after a new law was passed.

Silence from Trump. I thought he was going to protect our 2nd Amendment. He can bomb Syria but he can't say anything about Florida?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:10 AM (H8QX8)

50 Good morning Horde - reheated coffee.

Its whats for breakfast. Ugh

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2018 07:12 AM (9rIkM)

51 Yesterday went to a earlier that day thread and tried to post and got the Your IP has been banned, so not venturing off the yellow brick road now.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:13 AM (aC6Sd)

52 Watched the so-called "comedian" at the WHCD. It was godawful stuff. PDT was right to bail on that garbage.

Posted by: jmel at April 29, 2018 07:13 AM (OeWgo)

53 Reid

I genuinely believe I did not write those blogs.

That is some pure crazy there.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2018 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

54 For the most part we are lorded over by robed judges. Somehow I don't think it was supposed to be this way.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:14 AM (aC6Sd)

55 WHCD top of Drudge this morning. Sad group of people.

Posted by: Uncle Si at April 29, 2018 07:15 AM (sQyD6)

56 52 Watched the so-called "comedian" at the WHCD. It was godawful stuff. PDT was right to bail on that garbage.
Posted by: jmel at April 29, 2018 07:13 AM (OeWgo)

If the Pres is not there what is the point of the jokes?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2018 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

57 Skandia - You're not South African are you?
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:04 AM

Nah, my nightmares have been weird for several months. Don't know why.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 29, 2018 07:16 AM (roQNm)

58 53 Reid

I genuinely believe I did not write those blogs.

That is some pure crazy there.
Posted by: rhennigantx

53: Olbermann was too crazy for MSNBC. Think about that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 29, 2018 07:16 AM (bEgdL)

59 Reid

I genuinely believe I did not write those blogs.

That is some pure crazy there.
Posted by: rhennigantx

She self identifies as a non writer

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:16 AM (8ikIW)

60 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:17 AM (EyPfd)

61 Prager points out Leftists lie with the ease you breath.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:17 AM (aC6Sd)

62 Prager points out Leftists lie with the ease you breath.
Posted by: Skip

Or they misremember things. Of course it's only bad things for them they misremember

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

63 If the Pres is not there what is the point of the jokes?

Preaching to her congregation. "Leftism" is a cult.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 29, 2018 07:18 AM (bEgdL)

64 WHCD/dnc translates to English as: unfunny middle school mean girl.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 29, 2018 07:20 AM (Ftuf+)

65 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2018 07:25 AM (KCxzN)

66 63 "If the Pres is not there what is the point of the jokes? "

Trump not attending turns it all into an extended Late Night monologue. Further exposes the farce our media has become. Great move.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:25 AM (H8QX8)

67 Watched the so-called "comedian" at the WHCD. It was godawful stuff. PDT was right to bail on that garbage.

Posted by: jmel

Michelle Wolf.
Give her credit. She's accomplished something I thought was impossible.
She's less funny and more excruciatingly annoying than Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Biergood at April 29, 2018 07:25 AM (57HKF)

68 So we look to be going from yesterdays rainy but warm to todays sunny, but cold and windy.

Interesting late winter we are having this year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:25 AM (EyPfd)

69 EMT: It's what's for breakfast.

Eggs, Meatloaf, and Tequila?

Hi. Sun isn't quite up yet here. Does it look good where you are?

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue plate special at April 29, 2018 07:29 AM (gJBE5)

70 >>>46 Watched a stream of the Presidents rally last night. He has the same energy now as during the campaign. Good he gets out of DC often.
Posted by: Uncle Si at April 29, 2018 07:07 AM (sQyD6)

His short congratulatory speech to the US Olympians and Paralympians (video at his twitter site) is letter-perfect.

Posted by: m at April 29, 2018 07:32 AM (0bRDi)

71 Preventing a prohibited person from buying a gun is one thing, going out and taking guns away from people is another thing altogether.

This could become problematic for the police and the citizens very quickly.

I believe that's exactly what progressives want. They want to repeal the 2A, and then dare all law abiding gun owners to disobey the law. I will not because I don't believe that the 2A can be repealed because it is in the original BOR and God given.

MOLON LABE!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 29, 2018 07:32 AM (rdl6o)

72 I went to the Brewers Cubs game yesterday. I don't think I saw 10 black people in the entire stands. Does that make the Northside of Chicago racist? Or are just the Cubs racist?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2018 07:33 AM (2WfB0)

73 Chicago/Baltimore Tribune having fits about Kanye West. Now he is nothing, I say nothing.....

Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2018 07:36 AM (QiEFq)

74 >>>49 13 Broward County FL (Democrat stronghold) is confiscating guns right and left after a new law was passed.

Silence from Trump. I thought he was going to protect our 2nd Amendment. He can bomb Syria but he can't say anything about Florida?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:10 AM (H8QX

Biding his time, maybe.

Posted by: m at April 29, 2018 07:36 AM (0bRDi)

75

Baseball is racist.
Movies are racist.
Cars are racist.
Cheeseburgers are racist.
Plastic wrap is racist.
Dogs are racist.
Math is racist.
Shampoo is racist.
Pron is racist.
The Moon is racist.

H8rs!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 07:37 AM (qul7b)

76 I went to the Brewers Cubs game yesterday. I don't
think I saw 10 black people in the entire stands. Does that make the
Northside of Chicago racist? Or are just the Cubs racist?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2018 07:33 AM (2WfB0)

Interesting going to spring baseball in Florida. In the stands of maybe 12 K fans, I saw only just a few black fans....very few, and they were with white guys.

Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2018 07:38 AM (QiEFq)

77 I went to the Brewers Cubs game yesterday. I don't think I saw 10 black people in the entire stands. Does that make the Northside of Chicago racist? Or are just the Cubs racist?
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2018 07:33 AM (2WfB0)

All the cool gangbangers, when they are not dodging or shooting bullets at each other, are down at comiskey field watching the white sux anyway.

Why would they bother?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 07:38 AM (RW1Sg)

78 Trump! tweets...

While Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn't work. Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust...the so-called comedian really "bombed" @greggutfeld should host next year! @PeteHegseth

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

79 didn't watch the whcd and don't want to
is there a summary transcript?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 29, 2018 07:39 AM (hMwEB)

80 56 52 Watched the so-called "comedian" at the WHCD. It was godawful stuff. PDT was right to bail on that garbage.
Posted by: jmel at April 29, 2018 07:13 AM (OeWgo)

If the Pres is not there what is the point of the jokes?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2018 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

Two Minutes Hate

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 07:39 AM (NWiLs)

81 The moon is racist? When did that happen?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 29, 2018 07:39 AM (rdl6o)

82

What color light does the moon reflect? White light! Racist!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 07:40 AM (qul7b)

83 All the cool gangbangers, when they are not dodging or shooting bullets at each other, are down at comiskey field watching the white sux anyway.

Why would they bother?
Posted by: Tim

Hey, That's Cominskey Park!

...JEF...

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:40 AM (8ikIW)

84 "The moon is racist? When did that happen?"

Last week.

Moose at the front should have told you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:40 AM (EyPfd)

85 There are two kinds of humor.
Stuff that is funny to leftists, and
stuff that is funny to rightists.

Right now, I can't think of anything humorous.
Still waiting for coffee to kick in.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 29, 2018 07:41 AM (roQNm)

86 Moose at the front should have told you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

The MOOSE is racist!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW)

87 EMT = English Muffin Time

Posted by: Smitty27 at April 29, 2018 07:42 AM (p0rNl)

88 >>>52 Watched the so-called "comedian" at the WHCD. It was godawful stuff. PDT was right to bail on that garbage.
Posted by: jmel at April 29, 2018 07:13 AM (OeWgo)

I'll take your word for it and avoid watching it.

Posted by: m at April 29, 2018 07:43 AM (0bRDi)

89 Michelle Wolf is apparently another one from The Daily Show.

What a hive of scum and villainy that place must be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2018 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

90 Hey, That's Cominskey Park!

...JEF...
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:40 AM (8ikIW)

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 07:44 AM (RW1Sg)

91 71 I believe that's exactly what progressives want.
They want to repeal the 2A, and then dare all law abiding gun owners to
disobey the law. I will not because I don't believe that the 2A can be
repealed because it is in the original BOR and God given.

MOLON LABE!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 29, 2018 07:32 AM (rdl6o)

A repeal would never be ratified because the only States that would approve it are in the NE. So it will never happen.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

92 @greggutfeld should host next year! @PeteHegseth
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

Gutfeld would go thru that crowd like shit thru a goose. It would be so funny as half of the crowd would not get the jokes and the other half would be peeing their panties.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2018 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

93 Good morning Otherkin.

Gonna take a little walk in this beautiful morning air.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 29, 2018 07:45 AM (qJtVm)

94 Morning friends.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 29, 2018 07:46 AM (TL2pK)

95 Looked at some of the "jokes" told at the dinner. One was about Melania.
"She's as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons"

OMG. I'm sorry I missed that laugh fest

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:47 AM (8ikIW)

96 Got to make baseball more attractive to black audiences! Where have all the great black baseball players gone?

Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2018 07:47 AM (QiEFq)

97 Biding his time, maybe.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2018 07:36 AM (0bRDi)

That doesn't wash for me anymore. We're running out of time.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:48 AM (H8QX8)

98 >>>89 Michelle Wolf is apparently another one from The Daily Show.

What a hive of scum and villainy that place must be.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2018 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

I have never heard of her. I lead a sometimes blessed life.

Posted by: m at April 29, 2018 07:49 AM (0bRDi)

99 Broward County FL (Democrat stronghold) is confiscating guns right and left after a new law was passed. So when the communists call 'common sense gun control don't believe a word of it. They all want to confiscate your guns.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
________

The Constitution says "A well-regulated militia" -- it doesn't say anything about people who watch "Vampire Diaries" on TV.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 29, 2018 07:49 AM (donMa)

100 Where have all the great black baseball players gone?
Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2018 07:47 AM (QiEFq)

They play football or basketball instead of working their way up thru the farm system

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 29, 2018 07:49 AM (czkHE)

101 Keep in mind that although FL went for Trump in 2016 but Broward County went for Hillary by a huge amount. 66.5%
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 06:30 AM (mpXpK)
Yup....Broward County has such enclaves as "Century Village" and "Kings Point" where old moochers and looters go to retire and vote democrat. Then there are the double voters who live in New Yawk or New Jerkoff but visit Broward in the winter and usually vote in both places.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2018 07:50 AM (EoRCO)

102 71 I believe that's exactly what progressives want.
They want to repeal the 2A, and then dare all law abiding gun owners to
disobey the law. I will not because I don't believe that the 2A can be
repealed because it is in the original BOR and God given.

MOLON LABE!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 29, 2018 07:32 AM (rdl6o)

They are going after the 2nd Amendment because that is what protects the ultimate target of this game.

The 1st Amendment.

Witness lately what "hate speech" has become in great britain. Anything critical of the socialist state.

Proles cannot be allowed to state what they really think.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 07:50 AM (RW1Sg)

103 So I'm listening to the radio yesterday. The FakeNews Reader-lady suggests President Trump isn't attending because he lacks a sense of humor. Pot/Kettle, lady. Remember "Nobody does self-deprecating better than me. Everybody says so."?

Then the lady says only an assassination attempt kept Reagan away. But here's the difference. CNN didn't sponsor Assassination Porn-in-the-Park plays for Reagan. Reporters weren't on the Fusion GPS/Hillary payroll trying to impeach Reagan before he even took office. And journalists weren't colluding with Jimmy Carter's FBI, CIA, State Dept. and DOJ to wiretap, frame and remove Reagan.

They really are full of themselves, aren't they? If only they were worth a shit.

The president would rather be with us--and we would rather be with him.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 29, 2018 07:51 AM (Ndje9)

104 Watching the start of the F1 race. Couldn't have picked Azerbaijan out of a map. Looks cold and very post Soviet Union. Hope it's a good race.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 29, 2018 07:51 AM (g32Cf)

105 What color light does the moon reflect?
White light! Racist!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 07:40 AM

Actually, white light is composed of all the colors of light, i.e. the rainbow.

And we all know what the rainbow denotes.

It's Science!

Posted by: Neil deGassy Tyson, AoSHQ Resident Astronomer and Pundit at April 29, 2018 07:52 AM (DMUuz)

106 Broward County FL. If you re-watch the election night TV shows. Broward County is mentioned all the time as Hillary's great chance to win Florida. The network people pee their pants when they mention that.

Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2018 07:53 AM (QiEFq)

107

All the colors fused into white! Against their wills!

Racist Slavery of Frequencies of Color!

If the Moon wasn't racist it would reflect the rainbow and black light!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 07:54 AM (qul7b)

108 That land is your land
This land is my land
Somewhere from Leftifornia to the New York islands
From the redwood forests to the gulf stream waters
Socialists are coming for you and me

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:54 AM (aC6Sd)

109 greg gutfield tweet

michelle wolf reminds us that denigrators of women, are often women who use politics as an excuse for physical ridicule. the media calls that a "roast." if it were a conservative doing so, it would be called misogyny.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 29, 2018 07:54 AM (hMwEB)

110 http://live.planetf1.com/liverace

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 07:55 AM (aC6Sd)

111

You know, if a person were to write this drivel up in a paper and submit it I'd bet someone would publish it...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 07:55 AM (qul7b)

112 Skandia Recluse: There are two kinds of humor.
Stuff that is funny to leftists, and
stuff that is funny to rightists....

There is stuff that is utterly unfunny yet makes leftists cackle obscenely at their own evil (we came, we saw, he died, cackle cackle -HC) and there is stuff that is completely beyond their appreciation which is genuinely humorous to anyone else.

Hmm. Nah. Too many words. I'll go with Scandia's version.

Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly joker at April 29, 2018 07:56 AM (gJBE5)

113 Broward County, Fla. -- former home of the Fort Lauderdale Strikers -- wore striped shirts that made all the players look like they were on "Zoom."

(Wubow. Ubi'm ubold.)

Posted by: FireHorse at April 29, 2018 07:57 AM (donMa)

114 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/990559834020962304

Just got recent Poll - much higher than President O at same time....Well, much more has been accomplished!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 29, 2018 07:58 AM (hMwEB)

115 >>>>I believe that's exactly what progressives want.

They want to repeal the 2A, and then dare all law abiding gun owners to

disobey the law. I will not because I don't believe that the 2A can be

repealed because it is in the original BOR and God given.

MOLON LABE!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 29, 2018 07:32 AM (rdl6o)

A repeal would never be ratified because the only States that would approve it are in the NE. So it will never happen.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 07:44 AM
.
.
.If hillary had won, she would have "deemed" the 2nd Amendment repealed and that would have been good enough for the left.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 29, 2018 07:58 AM (+Dllb)

116 the same folks who would applaud last nights comedy, would recoil at the horror of Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 07:58 AM (EyPfd)

117 She also roasted the women in the Trump admin. Especially Sarah Huckabee who attended the event.

Hey, there's not enough women in government!!

Okay, there's not enough Demoncrat Wymnys in government

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 07:59 AM (8ikIW)

118 We're running out of time.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Breathe into this paper sack for a minute.

Posted by: mindful webworker - call me Mister Helpful at April 29, 2018 07:59 AM (gJBE5)

119 2 out of 3 races so far the race leader has been caught out by a safety car and didn't win the race.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:00 AM (aC6Sd)

120 car in Newport Wales hits 4 pedestrians then is set on fire
dang Amish at it again

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 29, 2018 08:00 AM (hMwEB)

121 The guy has been sending $10 a month since May 2017 and couldn't cancel:

'While he didn't take issue with Clinton personally,, he told the paper that "what surprised me is, the Democratic Party is supposed to stand for other people and not be part of this larger industrial complex.'

Posted by: das KC at April 29, 2018 08:01 AM (UdKB7)

122
'While he didn't take issue with Clinton personally,, he told the paper that "what surprised me is, the Democratic Party is supposed to stand for other people and not be part of this larger industrial complex.'

There's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2018 08:02 AM (oVJmc)

123 So far this year ESPN 2 has shown races commercial free

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:02 AM (aC6Sd)

124 119 2 out of 3 races so far the race leader has been caught out by a safety car and didn't win the race.

Safety Cars are Racist!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 08:03 AM (qul7b)

125 119 2 out of 3 races so far the race leader has been caught out by a safety car and didn't win the race.

120 car in Newport Wales hits 4 pedestrians then is set on fire

Some auto races are tougher than others.

Posted by: mindful webworker - juxtaposed for your convenience at April 29, 2018 08:04 AM (gJBE5)

126 So far this year ESPN 2 has shown races commercial free

Posted by: Skip
________

That makes it easy to boycott the advertisers.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 29, 2018 08:05 AM (donMa)

127 Formula One race in Azerbaijan. That right there is funny, no?

What is the first place you think of when Formula One is mentioned? Azerbaijan !

We had to fly Aeroflot to get to the Formula One race in Azerbaijan. There were two goats and three crates of chickens flying coach.

No?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 29, 2018 08:05 AM (roQNm)

128 So far this year ESPN 2 has shown races commercial free

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:02 AM (aC6Sd)

Wheres the old The ShamWow guy when you need him!

Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2018 08:06 AM (QiEFq)

129

Sweet baby Yeezus, the BBC identified the driver of the car in Wales as Black... must be an error soon to be retracted...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 08:06 AM (qul7b)

130 Sun's up. Gonna fix myself a bite to eat before the coffee rots my innards. Y'all just carry on. Like you need me to tell you that snrk snrk snrk.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hungry like the woof at April 29, 2018 08:07 AM (gJBE5)

131 And we have safety car.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 29, 2018 08:07 AM (g32Cf)

132 Sweet baby Yeezus, the BBC identified the driver of the car in Wales as Black... must be an error soon to be retracted...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits

Probably be corrected to the driver of the car is a supporter of the All Blacks

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:07 AM (8ikIW)

133 Safety car is out already, carnage on lap 1

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:08 AM (aC6Sd)

134 We had to fly Aeroflot to get to the Formula One race in Azerbaijan. There were two goats and three crates of chickens flying coach.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 29, 2018 08:05 AM (roQNm)

The ratio of chickens to goats is too big.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 08:09 AM (y87Qq)

135 "Safety car is out already, carnage on lap 1"

Any Asian drivers in this race?

Women?

J/K

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 08:09 AM (EyPfd)

136 Safety car is out already, carnage on lap 1
Posted by: Skip

And now down to Chris Economaki in the pits.

...Jackie Stewart...

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:09 AM (8ikIW)

137 She's less funny and more excruciatingly annoying than Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 29, 2018 08:09 AM (mtfdF)

138 Some deep-diving into the Strzok-Page texts over at CTH.

Sundance says the Strzok-Page affair is a cover story, and Page has been cooperating with investigators for a long time...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2018 08:10 AM (oVJmc)

139 car in Newport Wales hits 4 pedestrians then is set on fire
dang Amish at it again

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 29, 2018 08:00 AM (hMwEB)

Seems like it's past time for common sense Amish control.

Sad the British were all in to win the fight against Hitler's German National Socialism, but don't seem to have the energy to even complain* about "conservative" PM May's British National Socialism!

* Probably because every public statement by a British subject is subject to police evaluation, prosecution, and potential jail time!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 29, 2018 08:10 AM (n9EOP)

140 She's less funny and more excruciatingly annoying than I am.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 29, 2018 08:11 AM (EyPfd)

141

The WHCD entertainment chick looks like a test-tube baby from Amy, Debbie, Sandra and NDGT...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 08:11 AM (qul7b)

142 There has to be some sexting messages from the 2 FBI teenagers

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:11 AM (aC6Sd)

143 Can't see Page as a fem fatale

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:12 AM (aC6Sd)

144 The Moon is racist.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits
________

The moon is the epitome of segregation. Think about it: Of all the people who have ever been to the moon, none was a female or otherwise non-male, none was a person of color, and none was non-cis-binary, sexually speaking. So all these white male conquistadors of the patriarchy go into outer space to spread bigotry and punctuate it by planting an American flag. Disgraceful! At least there aren't any guns on the moon.

Posted by: WaterCow at April 29, 2018 08:12 AM (donMa)

145 Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 08:09 AM (y87Qq)

I didn't know Aeroflot still had first class seating!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 29, 2018 08:12 AM (n9EOP)

146 Baseball is racist.
Movies are racist.
Cars are racist.
Cheeseburgers are racist.
Plastic wrap is racist.
Dogs are racist.
Math is racist.
Shampoo is racist.
Pron is racist.
The Moon is racist.

H8rs!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 07:37 AM (qul7b)

Comrade, did you forget that milk is racist?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 29, 2018 08:14 AM (SiINZ)

147 On Kurt Schlichter's twitter, I saw this great meme yesterday. Upper part was a picture of Kimmel holding his baby while crying during his monologue. "Cries about his son to push socialized medicine."

Bottom picture was Kimmel looking smarmy with a tiny picture of Alfie in the bottom left corner hooked up to his tubes. It says, "Socialized medicine killing Alfie Evans? Says nothing."

It's from 4/27 if you want to go look it up, since I wasn't sure how to link on a twitter picture.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 29, 2018 08:16 AM (mQ0Mc)

148 Watched the so-called "comedian" at the WHCD. It was godawful stuff. PDT was right to bail on that garbage.

Posted by: jmel at April 29, 2018 07:13 AM (OeWgo)

Something that no one watches or gives a crap about except for a handful of media lefties. It's a circle jerk for nobodies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 29, 2018 08:16 AM (SiINZ)

149 Comrade, did you forget that milk is racist?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 29, 2018 08:14 AM (SiINZ)

We can fix that!

Posted by: Hershey's Chocolate Syrup at April 29, 2018 08:16 AM (n9EOP)

150 Top Gear

Ariel Atom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v4YNkurhLk

Ariel Atom vs corvette on the autobahn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abAogAUyoTE

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 29, 2018 08:17 AM (roQNm)

151 Over at Hoyt
We are endowed by [our] Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Not the governments to give. Not the governments to take away. The government can take a flying leap, and all its supposedly pure-hearted busybodies with it.

A citizen, not a subject.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2018 08:19 AM (JFO2v)

152 Two Amy Schumers?

Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 29, 2018 08:19 AM (mtfdF)

153 We are endowed by [our] Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

And totes free sexual reassignment surgery

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:20 AM (8ikIW)

154 Sundance also speculates that Comey's 'friend' and leaker, Benjamin Wittes, is a more active part of the conspiracy than he admits to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2018 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

155 Two Amy Schumers?

Never heard of them.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson

There's actually two people in that Amy skinsuit

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:20 AM (8ikIW)

156 Comrade, did you forget that milk is racist?

I only drink free range free trade Mongol horse of color blood milk previously used to drown white colonialists...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 08:21 AM (qul7b)

157 134 We had to fly Aeroflot to get to the Formula One race in Azerbaijan. There were two goats and three crates of chickens flying coach.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 29, 2018 08:05 AM (roQNm)

The ratio of chickens to goats is too big.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 08:09 AM (y87Qq)

There was this airline commercial in the 70s that showed just that. Walking thru first class into coach was like being in a farmers market in pakistan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2018 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

158 Blueberry skins are especially designed to mold themselves to the surface of teeth, removable only with copper scouring pads. But, mmmm, blueberries.

Posted by: mindful webworker - post-prandially at April 29, 2018 08:23 AM (gJBE5)

159 We can fix that!

Posted by: Hershey's Chocolate Syrup at April 29, 2018 08:16 AM (n9EOP)

Chocolate syrup is cultural appropriation of some kind or another. Report to Room 101

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 29, 2018 08:24 AM (SiINZ)

160 Morning!
World class MicroMoMee last night at the Palatial bluebell Estate with Mr. bluebell, Moki and Mr. Moki and WeaselWoman. A truly fine evening.
I was going to head down to the farm this morning but decided to do some work in the yard at home instead. I'm currently in the project study period, which generally takes 4-6 hours.

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2018 08:26 AM (MVjcR)

161 Safety car is out already, carnage on lap 1
Posted by: Skip
------------

Rush hour at turn 1?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2018 08:27 AM (ZpfqO)

162 So Democrat Primaries are not really elections, just coronations.

Staying out of primaries sounds small-D democratic, very intellectual, and very interesting, said Hoyer. But if you stay out of primaries, and somebody wins in the primary who cant possibly win in the general, the Maryland representative said, citing the surprise victory of Democrat Doug Jones over Republican Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate election, Im not saying youre that person. But staying out of primaries, he argued, is not very smart strategy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2018 08:30 AM (JFO2v)

163 Late to say it, but, thanks for the news bits this morning, Vic. Quality over quantity.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not a dig on JJ. Really! at April 29, 2018 08:30 AM (gJBE5)

164 Rush hour at turn 1?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

No funny talking black guy or a Chinese guy karate kicking, so, no.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:30 AM (8ikIW)

165 "....looks like that new FL law is already being challenged in court. I guess it depends on the luck of the judge draw."
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 06:42 AM
- - - - -

Happy Sunday, Vic and all.

This is what infuriates me. It shouldn't depend on the judge, it should depend on the law.

Posted by: Gem at April 29, 2018 08:31 AM (XoAz8)

166 I was going to head down to the farm this morning but decided to do some work in the yard at home instead. I'm currently in the project study period, which generally takes 4-6 hours.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2018 08:26 AM (MVjcR)

Some people just don't appreciate how much research is involved. You just can't rush into these things. do they want the Tacoma Narrows bridge all over again? Is that what they want?

Didn't think so.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 08:31 AM (y87Qq)

167 Some people just don't appreciate how much research is involved. You just can't rush into these things. do they want the Tacoma Narrows bridge all over again? Is that what they want?

Didn't think so.
Posted by: hogmartin

I find the perfect time to start any job is tomorrow.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:35 AM (8ikIW)

168 I find the perfect time to start any job is tomorrow.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:35 AM (8ikIW)

Sure. If you are in a hurry but ya know, haste makes waste. Week after next should be fine for any project.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 08:37 AM (RW1Sg)

169 In a world where women are empowered, Sunday Spotlight is covering the billions of dollars spent on war paint for women.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 08:37 AM (EyPfd)

170 Sure. If you are in a hurry but ya know, haste makes waste. Week after next should be fine for any project.
Posted by: Tim

If the weathers right

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

171 I had a dream I had a huge ovarian cyst.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2018 08:38 AM (eurcn)

172 Blue Origin is planning another test of their New Shepard suborbital rocket and capsule at 11:15 EDT. There should be a live webcast although I don't have a link to it yet.

Here is Blue Origin's YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/blueoriginchannel

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2018 08:39 AM (sdi6R)

173 I had a dream I had a huge ovarian cyst.
Posted by: lin-duh

Wow. That's a rather specific dream

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:39 AM (8ikIW)

174 171 I had a dream I had a huge ovarian cyst.

What was it's name?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 08:39 AM (qul7b)

175 Sure. If you are in a hurry but ya know, haste makes waste. Week after next should be fine for any project.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 08:37 AM (RW1Sg)

Especially in the yard. Like... that's where ecosystems go. Impact studies! Permits! The rainforest!

Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 08:39 AM (y87Qq)

176 Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 08:31 AM (y87Qq)
------
My thinking exactly. For example, there is some ivy growing on the picket fence in the back yard that I need to clip. Which clippers should be used? Should I start on the right side of the fence or the left? Should I work from the back to the front or in the other direction? For a project of this magnitude is a written plan called for? Many things to consider.

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2018 08:39 AM (MVjcR)

177 Hey, do all y'all work for the government???

Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2018 08:40 AM (eurcn)

178 Well we finally win one. The 5th circuit court of appeals has upheld a TX voter ID law.

http://tinyurl.com/ya3mblu2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

Vic, I've always wondered about people who want citizens of other countries to vote in our elections. I've wondered if they think Americans should be voting in other countries' elections. If so, which countries, and how many times should we vote?

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at April 29, 2018 08:41 AM (/A+Cl)

179 If the weathers right
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

Good Catch. Lets get on this as soon as we find a reliable Mexican Weather Girl. A perky one. I hear the perky ones are the most accurate.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 08:41 AM (RW1Sg)

180 This is interesting:

https://www.lifezette.com/polizette/here-are-three-scary-fbi-scandal-factors-you-must-know/

It pretty much explains the growing sense of panic among the Dims and-

Factor Number 3 probably explains why so many House members are jumping ship.

Too bad they aren't brave enough to stand their ground and take down people like Brennan as hard as possible...cuz you know, that's their job.

If what is alleged is true, then Brennan should be formally charged with blackmail, treason and sedition.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2018 08:41 AM (9q7Dl)

181 'While he didn't take issue with Clinton personally,, he told the paper that "what surprised me is, the Democratic Party is supposed to stand for other people and not be part of this larger industrial complex.'
Posted by: das KC at April 29, 2018 08:01 AM (UdKB7)

That made me LOL.

Posted by: Gem at April 29, 2018 08:41 AM (XoAz8)

182 Sure. If you are in a hurry but ya know, haste makes waste. Week after next should be fine for any project.
Posted by: Tim
If the weathers right
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

Never do today what you can put off doing tomorrow.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2018 08:42 AM (EoRCO)

183 S Korea now saying N Korea also wants to normalize relations with Japan.

But Trump had NOTHING to do with this.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 29, 2018 08:42 AM (+Tibp)

184 Satan worshipers are threatening to sue Arkansas over a religious monument.

Don't the followers of the Father of Lies have anything else to do than try to take down religious monuments and try to annoy Christians? Granted the devil comes to kill, steal and destroy, and taking down a monument is destruction, but good grief...the devil is a weenie is he's asking them to do this.

And yes, I realize most of them are trying to stick a finger in the eye of Christians and don't even believe in a devil, but it you call yourself a Satanist you belong to him. You don't actually have to believe in him as a reality. If they wanted to edgy and counter cultural they should actually embrace the Christians faith,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2018 08:42 AM (tpDAe)

185 Especially in the yard. Like... that's where ecosystems go. Impact studies! Permits! The rainforest!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 08:39 AM (y87Qq)

Quit feeding the kids candy to stage protests!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 08:42 AM (RW1Sg)

186
Time for -

Ken Russell VS Kurt Russell!!!

"Altered Yeller"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2018 08:42 AM (9q7Dl)

187 "Altered Yeller"
Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2018 08:42 AM (9q7Dl)

It's the responsible thing to do.

Posted by: Bob Barker at April 29, 2018 08:45 AM (y87Qq)

188 "Altered Yeller"

Film in Sweden and it can be Altered Curious Yeller.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2018 08:48 AM (cHbmY)

189 Ah, a fine Texas morning to y'all.
Lot's of coffffevvveee and great VicLinks (TM, I'm sure).

Great way to start the week... that ends with the NRA convefeve in Dallas!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 29, 2018 08:48 AM (7LY+6)

190 "Never do today what you can put off doing tomorrow."

Do we really want to discuss this today?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 08:48 AM (EyPfd)

191 Did someone ask for a perky Mexican weather gal?

http://bit.ly/not-mex-wea-gal

Posted by: mindful webworker - rock & roll > rick roll at April 29, 2018 08:49 AM (gJBE5)

192 Do we really want to discuss this today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Never on a Sunday,
Because that's my day of rest....

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:49 AM (8ikIW)

193 Last weekend I went around the yard cutting down weeds and brush with some loppers. Yesterday afternoon Mrs f'd starting bitching about the "forsythia", whateverthefuck that is, that I cut down around the base of a tree. It looked like a weed to me just like the hundreds of other weed I cut down that day. How the fuck am I supposed to know? Do I look like some f'n horticulturist? I don't think so. Next time she can do an environmental impact statement on the yard and flag what I can't cut before I pickup those damn loppers again.

Posted by: f'd at April 29, 2018 08:49 AM (UdKB7)

194
190 "Never do today what you can put off doing tomorrow."

Do we really want to discuss this today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2018 08:48 AM (EyPfd)
--------
Yep. I told WeaselWoman i would get to it. She doesn't have to remind me every six months.

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2018 08:50 AM (MVjcR)

195 Do we really want to discuss this today?"

We should. So let's discuss how to bring it up tomorrow, 'k?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 29, 2018 08:51 AM (7LY+6)

196 Hope the good people of Montana had some words to say to their Democratic Congressman Tester after his scurrilous attacks on Ronny Jackson.. Vote Tester out!!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2018 08:51 AM (tpDAe)

197 Get yer pants on

Book thread is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:52 AM (8ikIW)

198 Book Nood

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:52 AM (aC6Sd)

199 I'm gonna give her a can of orange spray paint and tell her to spray what I can't cut. If it's orange I won't touch it.

Posted by: f'd at April 29, 2018 08:53 AM (UdKB7)

200 book thread up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2018 08:53 AM (mpXpK)

201 Then I can tell people "see that bunch weeds over there? That's an "Orange Forsythia".

Posted by: f'd at April 29, 2018 08:54 AM (UdKB7)

202
"I have a dream that one day that all men and women, that all people, regardless of race or color or religion will be judged by the size of their giant ovarian cysts."

Posted by: Ken Russell's "MLK" at April 29, 2018 08:55 AM (9q7Dl)

203 f'd #193: ..It looked like a weed to me just like the hundreds of other weed I cut down that day...

A weed is any plant growing where you don't want it.

Posted by: Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe) at April 29, 2018 08:57 AM (gJBE5)

204 Reid got away clean from lies from the Senate floor Tester didn't see why he was different.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 08:59 AM (aC6Sd)

205 >>>I find the perfect time to start any job is tomorrow.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2018 08:35 AM (8ikIW)

Friend of mine had a pot-holder that was labeled "A Round Tuit." And in small print it said something like "Now you've got one! So it's time to do the things you said you were going to do as soon as you got one of these!!" (but less clunkily than that)

Posted by: m at April 29, 2018 09:03 AM (0bRDi)

206 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2018 09:25 AM (hyuyC)

207 137 She's less funny and more excruciatingly annoying than Amy Schumer.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 29, 2018 08:09 AM (mtfdF)

Yes but Amy Schumer still steals more jokes from other comedians. So she's got that going for her...

Posted by: JB1000 at April 29, 2018 09:57 AM (qqJSj)

208 >>13 Broward County FL (Democrat stronghold) is confiscating guns right and left after a new law was passed. 13 Broward County FL (Democrat stronghold) is confiscating guns right and left after a new law was passed.

"You take the gun and worry about due process later."

Posted by: Under Fire at April 29, 2018 10:02 AM (r9UYA)

209 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2018 12:06 PM (mvenn)

210 ☠️

Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 02:22 PM (y87Qq)

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