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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Giovanni Battista Tiepolo
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Oedipus at April 25, 2018 09:23 AM (CXLVd)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 09:23 AM (2ifxQ)
Zee nipple. She is teeny weeny!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2018 09:23 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 25, 2018 09:25 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:25 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Joey 'Grab the Tots' Biden at April 25, 2018 09:25 AM (Ejf0y)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 25, 2018 09:25 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (88xKn)
She seems either very brave, or the bird is pining for the fjord.
Look for wires around it's ankles.
I wonder if she fries bacon topless too?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: alaBAMA at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (+IAze)
Posted by: Janet Jackson at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:25 AM (9chmE)
Painted. I would ask where that missing "t" went, but I think we already know.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2018 09:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2018 09:28 AM (wPiJc)
They're real.
But not spectacular.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2018 09:27 AM (oVJmc)
Well, once you've seen one, you want to see them both.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2018 09:29 AM (jxbfJ)
She's an angel of the first degree"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 09:29 AM (V2Yro)
*****
Hmm. Any relation to the Tupelo Tiepolos?
Posted by: Muldoon
Tertiary. Tijuana Tiepolos.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 09:29 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 25, 2018 09:29 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:29 AM (GdWl+)
Polly wants a nipple! BRAWK!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 09:30 AM (V2Yro)
Some fair maiden, minding her own business, is accosted by a parrot, who rips open her bodice, then cheekily winks at the painter with a sly 'was I right or what?' type grin.
The woman, desperate for a good selfie, decides to ignore the change in temperature.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2018 09:30 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 09:31 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Muldoon
Tertiary. Tijuana Tiepolos.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 09:29 AM (2ifxQ)
Tijuana Tiepolos... sounds like urban dictionary term. Involves frat boys in way over their heads, getting much more than they bargained for.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:31 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:31 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Bible Scholar at April 25, 2018 09:31 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: JT in KC at April 25, 2018 09:32 AM (WN4Rn)
What does that say about me?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (+IAze)
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There's a bird?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 25, 2018 09:32 AM (8EYWf)
And the "bullet" is actually pretty fluid and just leaves a messy white stain on the clothes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 09:32 AM (V2Yro)
==
I was told petting cockatoo is not a sin !
Posted by: Bible Scholar
No. That was "petting cock too!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 09:32 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:33 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 09:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:33 AM (n9EOP)
***********
That Tickles - a limerick
A calm fills the room. Now shush!
There's a fluttering deep in her tush
She's taking the stand
That a bird in the hand
Is not better than two in the bush!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2018 09:33 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: John Podesta at April 25, 2018 09:33 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2018 09:33 AM (0+nbW)
You'd think that nipple would have made it's way into the title......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2018 09:34 AM (jjaLl)
Willowed from the MR thread below...
I posted the law that Kyle Kashuv's Stasi interrogators broke over at Insty's and Twitchy. We'll see what, if anything, comes from it.
OK Rick Scott, Pam Bondi and Jeff Sessions, the ball is in your court. Will you do your job and begin prosecution as your job and your oath requires?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:34 AM (GdWl+)
Some
fair maiden, minding her own business, is accosted by a parrot, who
rips open her bodice, then cheekily winks at the painter with a sly 'was
I right or what?' type grin.
The woman, desperate for a good selfie, decides to ignore the change in temperature.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2018 09:30 AM (pUDQf)
Lileks has a nice piece on his website, about the pinup artist who paints ladies who, in the act of doing something or other, have their panties falling down around their ankles. The paintings have men in various places, gawking at her, as she stands there with a look of shock on her face.
They ladies are almost always carrying a bunch of things, like groceries. There's almost always a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of her grocery bag.
The point being: Some "artists" have a thing, and what that thing is, it's probably best the rest of us just don't ever find out.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:34 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (wYseH)
What does that say about me?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (+IAze)
You've still got some T in your system?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (nhgiS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:34 AM (GdWl+)
Thanks, I needed a good laugh to start my day!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 25, 2018 09:36 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at April 25, 2018 09:36 AM (hW6y3)
https://bit.ly/2Jsic0l
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Whatever it is, we can't have it.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Bwahahahahahahaha
Bwahahahahahahaha
Bwahahahahahahaha
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 09:37 AM (2ifxQ)
OK Rick Scott, Pam Bondi and Jeff Sessions, the ball is in your court. Will you do your job and begin prosecution as your job and your oath requires?
You should be writing for TV. That's comedy gold!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2018 09:37 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2018 09:37 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 09:37 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Gumby at April 25, 2018 09:37 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (0Wdib)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (A6RAf)
Posted by: Zombie Don Ho at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (t8kZU)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2018 09:39 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 25, 2018 09:39 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Work for the people and the Constitution? LOL
Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2018 09:40 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (t8kZU)
Are you talking about my head? You're talking about my head, aren't you.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 25, 2018 09:40 AM (y87Qq)
Art Frahm.
https://tinyurl.com/ycl893k
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2018 09:40 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 09:40 AM (A6RAf)
Jasper is under the dress with peanut butter.
I denounce myself
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 25, 2018 09:40 AM (TZzMo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 09:41 AM (t8kZU)
Posted by: Dana PeRINO at April 25, 2018 09:41 AM (3dsTO)
**hugs**
Prayers for his soul. And for you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2018 09:41 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2018 09:40 AM (kqsXK)
James Lileks used to have an amusing collection on his site.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 09:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (nhgiS)
Good rule is "Do not save any AoS images to your hard drive!"
Posted by: Rev St James Combey at April 25, 2018 09:41 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 09:42 AM (A6RAf)
https://bit.ly/2Jsic0l
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Whatever it is, we can't have it.
-
It's a nice picture of Bernie bloviating with the caption, "Who better to get America back to work than a guy who was actually fired from a Vermont hippie commue for being too lazy?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:43 AM (GdWl+)
What does that say about me?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2018 09:26 AM (+IAze)
So did I.
What bird?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 25, 2018 09:43 AM (aMlLZ)
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/04/25/pugh-essence-2018-woke-100-women/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:43 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 09:43 AM (t8kZU)
Combey? You can't even spell your own name properly?
Sorry; The best Comey sock was James Comey-Humble Servant of God. if you were responsible for that witticism, I salute you! :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2018 09:43 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 25, 2018 09:44 AM (AM1GF)
0_0
Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2018 09:45 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2018 09:45 AM (siOme)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2018 09:46 AM (ctuyM)
Sexaholics might choose a fair nipple
While winos want a bottle of Ripple
But a treatment unique
For the cure that you seek
Is a poop pill made from Happy People!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2018 09:46 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:46 AM (EyPfd)
Yeah, I hope fellow Moron "An Observation" sends a copy of his Kashuv letter about the felony violations to Sean Hannity.
This needs attention and action. And by "attention and action," I mean arrests and prosecutions. If they don't prosecute those assholes, we're in a lot more trouble than I originally thought.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:46 AM (GdWl+)
0_0
Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2018 09:45 AM (r9UYA)
Actual disciplinary action is just sooo very judgmental...
and mean!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:46 AM (n9EOP)
Prayers for your uncle and you; I'm sorry, but it sounds like he's had a hard time and soon he will be free from a body which limits him. God be with you. Would you like me to add your uncle and you to the prayer list-it comes out next Wednesday, or just keep it with the people here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2018 09:47 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2018 09:47 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2018 09:47 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 09:47 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:47 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2018 09:47 AM (siOme)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 25, 2018 09:47 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2018 09:48 AM (wdmm9)
0_0
Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2018 09:45 AM (r9UYA)
Of course she won't.
But were she a conservative professor who posted a vile screed about Mooch, not only would she already have been fired, but hordes of leftist trash would be doxxing her, swatting her and making her life such a living hell that suicide would be the only way out.
But we don't do that.
Because we're too principled.
This country needs a real fucking backlash.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2018 09:48 AM (kqsXK)
Very well done!. I'm fairly happy most of the time, but I don't want to share my poop with anyone. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2018 09:48 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 25, 2018 09:49 AM (feFsi)
thank you. family can be difficult but it's family.
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 25, 2018 09:49 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Roger Macaw at April 25, 2018 09:49 AM (TZzMo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2018 09:49 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 09:49 AM (IEVqH)
just keep it here. but thank you. you are lovely
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2018 09:48 AM (wdmm9)
Don't you just love it when a plan comes together!
Obviously, the Founders never meant for the Executive to have any "executive" authority!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Alberto Vargas at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (uGHnY)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2018 09:51 AM (siOme)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 25, 2018 09:51 AM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (IEVqH)
Gotta agree.
Almost as if he's saying "This is what you have to do to fix it.But that ain't my job. It's yours"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (EyPfd)
=====
This is about my State Dinner dress, isn't it?
Posted by: Ivanka at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (nILVB)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (gbWkA)
O.K., dear. If you feel like you are able to do this sometime I hope that you will tell us about your uncle. He is obviously a special person to you so I'd like to hear about him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Austin Powers at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 09:49 AM (IEVqH)
19th century too. I saw a documentary about Lewis Carroll, and I thought they were going to gloss over the whole taking photos of little girls thing, but they didn't. Even had some forensic work done to determine if one photo in particular was his, of the famous Alice's big sister.
It appears it almost certainly was, and if so, it's damn near impossible to chalk this up to just an innocent appreciation for young female children.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: ndisnigh at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (7wQK9)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (n9EOP)
I don't think the founders envisioned 1000 district and circuit judges each with individual veto authority over congress and the executive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (wdmm9)
After their set you could have knocked me over with a feather.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (wPiJc)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (hyuyC)
But what if she stole the macaw, while plundering a ship?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:54 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:55 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)
No, it is a Macaw.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2018 09:55 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 09:55 AM (IEVqH)
But what if she stole the macaw, while plundering a ship?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:54 AM (EyPfd)
No eye patch=Not a pirate!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 09:43 AM (t8kZU)
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:50 AM (n9EOP)
I don't think the founders envisioned 1000 district and circuit
judges each with individual veto authority over congress and the
executive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (wdmm9)
Rule Of Law has been replaced with Rule By Law.
Thousands of lawyers, thinking the world will be a better place... if the rest of us just shut up and let them decide everything.
Well.....
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:55 AM (EyPfd)
With or without Stevie N?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (n9EOP)
OT of Tits and nipples and birds girls. If I go to your website can I download your story "Thirteen Moons" after paying or do i pay that on Amazon. I read it before and enjoyed it (perhaps you sent it, but now I can't find it) Son would like to read it too. Thx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 09:57 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 25, 2018 09:57 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (GdWl+)
Well.....
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (9chmE)
Really they know best, otherwise they wouldn't be your betters!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (wdmm9)
Who could imagine Congress and the President willingly giving that power away ?
But they do. Every damn time they respond to an over-reach of the Judicial Branch ... by running higher up the Judicial Branch for help ... they establish that the Judicial Branch rules over all.
Ignore the court. Use the power you have. And be amazed how quickly the courts not only back down - but issue a ruling to save face.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (nhgiS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Wait, do you have an actual link for that?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)
After their set you could have knocked me over with a feather.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2018 09:53 AM (wPiJc)
Meh. They're no Birdsongs of the Mesozoic.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (9chmE)
71 percent of FBI's foreign counterintelligence budget diverted to Russia probe
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/apr/24/claim-71-percent-fbis-foreign-counterintelligence-/
Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 09:59 AM (eaoOY)
Agreed - in his order, he gave the administration a blueprint as to how to win the case on appeal. His decision wasn't so much concerned with what was done, but with the way in which it was done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 09:59 AM (V2Yro)
Is Morris Mechanic Theater still a thing in B'more? Used to go to plays there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 09:59 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 25, 2018 09:59 AM (suO/a)
I see the racist Fresno State Trigglyprof will not receive any disciplinary action from the college.
0_0
Posted by: Under Fire at April 25, 2018 09:45 AM (r9UYA)
I suspect that FSU is planning on "extending" her current hiatus indefinitely, as a weaselly way of cutting ties without being SEEN as cutting ties.
They're gambling that they can thread a needle between the CA state govt (who will freak if they can her ass), and the public at large who would rather see her fired.
I forsee a lot of fail in this strategy, most likely by provoking Trigglyprof into legal action against FSU after she tries to come back to work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (A6RAf)
Sounds very Gorsuchian
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (EyPfd)
The woman thought about this, but decided she wanted the bird anyway. She took it home, hung its cage in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said: "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought: "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school. The bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said: "Hi Bob".
Posted by: Grump928(C) Coffee is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (QQ+il)
We had a Green Conure when I was a kid. One day my brother had the bird on his shoulder and was eating some chocolate. The bird decided he wanted some chocolate and bit my brother's lip. I think that's the loudest I've ever heard my brother yell.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (iv0p7)
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This is about my State Dinner dress, isn't it?
Posted by: Ivanka at April 25, 2018 09:52 AM (nILVB)
Yes, it is! lol I still can't believe you wore that prom dress.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 25, 2018 10:01 AM (feFsi)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:01 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Coffee is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 25, 2018 10:02 AM (QQ+il)
Nope.
Closed.
http://www.davidsbrown.com/properties/mechanic-theater/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 10:02 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2018 10:02 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 25, 2018 09:58 AM (nhgiS)
My good man, that's NOT who WE are!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar RINO In Chief at April 25, 2018 10:02 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:02 AM (CMbMd)
That's the problem, he doesn't have that much power. Corker, Flake, Tim Scott, McCain's Ghost, and the Paul von Ryan express would all vote to impeach if Trump did that, because they all hate him more than life itself, and they are all itching for any excuse to get rid of him. Even they would have trouble getting to 66 in the Senate, but they would successfully tank the fall elections and ensure that the Dems take over both chambers. Which is exactly what Paul Ryan and the rest of the GOP-e are fervently wishing and planning for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 10:03 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 25, 2018 10:03 AM (feFsi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Coffee is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (QQ+il)
Dear Penthouse Forum
I never would have believed what happened to me, but my wife bought this parrot...
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar RINO In Chief at April 25, 2018 10:04 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:04 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:05 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2018 10:05 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Coffee is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 25, 2018 10:06 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 25, 2018 10:06 AM (xqfqx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:06 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Coffee is my Sarah Palin's uterus at April 25, 2018 10:06 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 10:07 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:04 AM (eaoOY)
willow, I never knew you were a bird fancier!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 10:07 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 25, 2018 10:07 AM (FZYNt)
green and golds. a Friend had a pair of hyacinth macaws, they were
gorgeous although mean.
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:04 AM (eaoOY)
We had a parakeet when I was a kid. Birds are not pets. They can be amusing to observe, but they have the brains of a... well, a bird. In my view, a pet is an animal that is capable of forming a bond with its human caretakers.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 10:07 AM (9chmE)
And THAT is why the FBI should be burnt to the ground and their lands salted.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 10:08 AM (2ifxQ)
That's a nipple, and not a water stain or random dribble of paint? Looks kind-of misplaced. Cross-eyed type. Maybe she's got extras (harking back to some recent Horde discussion).
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I had so many witty responses
to add to the previous thread.
But now there's no longer a point.
That lively discussion is dead.
-Barma Chez
Posted by: mindful webworker - critic with monocle and snooty sneer at April 25, 2018 10:08 AM (gECZB)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 10:07 AM (9chmE)
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GFY
Posted by: A Very Affectionate Hermit Crab at April 25, 2018 10:09 AM (IEVqH)
China is laughing all the way to their vault of stolen IP, personnel data, and secrets.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:09 AM (hyuyC)
That's the problem, he doesn't have that much power. Corker, Flake, Tim Scott, McCain's Ghost, and the Paul von Ryan express would all vote to impeach if Trump did that, because they all hate him more than life itself, and they are all itching for any excuse to get rid of him. Even they would have trouble getting to 66 in the Senate, but they would successfully tank the fall elections and ensure that the Dems take over both chambers. Which is exactly what Paul Ryan and the rest of the GOP-e are fervently wishing and planning for.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Time to go to war, or continue being blackmailed for the next 6 & 1/2 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 10:09 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: That Parrot at April 25, 2018 10:10 AM (8b+oT)
But he wasn't a very good pick, honestly. So many better choices out there - reminds me of Bush's Harriet Miers pick. He couldn't be bothered to think about the nomination seriously, so he pointed at somebody who was in the office and who he had gotten comfortable with and said "Hey You! How about you do this job???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 10:10 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:10 AM (eaoOY)
I feel joy at seeing that something that was built in the "Brutalist" style was demolished. It'd like to see everything ever built that way end up in landfills.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Sounds like Zardoz.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2018 10:10 AM (IqV8l)
Might consider staying away from Towson University then.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 10:11 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:11 AM (eaoOY)
Time to go to war, or continue being blackmailed for the next 6 & 1/2 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2018 10:09 AM (2ifxQ)
Everyone's waiting for someone else to fire the first shot...
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:11 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)
Plus, that parrot looks like it is going to take hat nipple off in a few seconds.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:12 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2018 09:56 AM (tpDAe)
Fenelon, so far as I can tell, if you click on the book cover on my website, it takes you to Amazon to download it to a kindle and pay there; I'm afraid it is only kindle-available.
If you don't have a kindle, I can e-mail you a copy later today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2018 10:12 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 25, 2018 10:13 AM (aMlLZ)
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Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 25, 2018 10:13 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2018 10:07 AM (9chmE)
Then you have never raised a parrot, crow or magpie.Sorry, you speak of what you do not know.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:14 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 25, 2018 10:13 AM (aMlLZ)
Whenever Democrats have a chance to shove Islam down your throat, they're gonna do it.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:14 AM (CMbMd)
I do agree with you, but that war has to start with us acknowledging that at the current time, our side only has about 40 loyal votes in the Senate and about 1/3 of the House loyal to us. And the vast body of the Judiciary and the Bureaucracy are still dedicated to opposing us at every step. Outside of government, we have the entire Media, all of the Education Establishment, and most of Corporate America against us.
But against that, I think we do still have a slim majority of the voters on our side. I hope.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 10:14 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 10:14 AM (A6RAf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2018 10:14 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:11 AM (eaoOY)
This is true. Birds don't forget a threat. And some of them never forget a slight. But they can be loyal and very loving.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:15 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2018 10:14 AM (QLvwG)
*wah wah waaahhh*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 10:16 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 25, 2018 10:13 AM (aMlLZ)
Do tell (but it's not just dems)!
Posted by: Alder Hay Hospital Staff at April 25, 2018 10:16 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:15 AM (CPk0
But did they ever go fetch help when their owner fell down a well? No?
I didn't think so.
Posted by: Lassie at April 25, 2018 10:17 AM (IEVqH)
Can we personally survive Dems in control? The hate is off the scale. Plans B & C time approaches, methinks.
We need to get smarter strategists in office. How would we market a new party? Would that work?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:17 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:17 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 25, 2018 10:17 AM (Tgext)
https://youtu.be/S6vlu1FRaic
At about the 7:20 mark she tells the officer to "shut the fuck up".
For those who don't want to watch the whole video, the police pulled the car over. Ms Turner is on scene, apparently having been called to pick up the occupants of the vehicle because the police are towing the vehicle. Her daughter was a passenger of the vehicle.
Ms Turner becomes very officious and mentions her political position and her relationship to the Port Authority police. She demands to know why the car was stopped. The police tell her all the occupants of the car are adults, and Turner should ask them. At one point they mention they will file a report, and that she can see the report on Monday.
Most of the rest of the video is Turner trying several tactics to get the information. The police also try several tactics to get her to move on.
I feel that the police did the right thing. She didn't actually want the information, she wanted to argue the case and get the car back and the ticket rescinded. They recognized that and refused to play the game. She wasn't a passenger, she is only acting as a concerned citizen, right up to the point where she starts throwing her title around. At that point she was very wrong. Telling the officer to "shut the fuck up" was icing on the crap cake.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:18 AM (iv0p7)
Many people with talking parrots report that they do not simply repeat learned human phrases, but use them in a way that indicates they understand at least some of their meaning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 10:18 AM (V2Yro)
Just be prepared for things to become worse if the intention is never to consider a split.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 10:18 AM (t8kZU)
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Yeah, boy, that Trump's a little light in the loafers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:20 AM (eaoOY)
Trump is an alpha male, with emphasis on male.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:20 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 25, 2018 10:20 AM (a+WIL)
I didn't think so.
Posted by: Lassie at April 25, 2018 10:17 AM (IEVqH)
Lassie's gonna be taking crow poop out of her hair for a while I think.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:20 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:21 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:21 AM (eaoOY)
I'm just glad birds never developed hands.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:22 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 25, 2018 10:20 AM (a+WIL)
Gee, I would have pegged you for a black velvet Sad Clown man, Joe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 10:22 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:23 AM (hyuyC)
current hiatus indefinitely, as a weaselly way of cutting ties without
being SEEN as cutting ties.
They're gambling that they can thread a needle between the CA state
govt (who will freak if they can her ass), and the public at large who
would rather see her fired.
I forsee a lot of fail in this strategy, most likely by provoking
Trigglyprof into legal action against FSU after she tries to come back
to work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2018 10:00 AM (XWkhW)
So yeah, we're gonna need to to move your desk to level B3 in the basement. See we got new people coming in and we need the space. So if you would pack up your stuff and move on down there by tomorrow, that'd be great. Okay! Oh, we no longer use this brand of stapler, so I'll just take it now. Super!
Posted by: FSU Assoc Dean Lumbergh at April 25, 2018 10:23 AM (QLvwG)
The daughter and her friends were all adults (over 21) which is why the cop wasn't legally required to involve the mother one bit.
I think it says a lot about the family's entitled mindset the the adult daughter's first thought upon being pulled over was to call her Mommy to come to the scene and flash her creds.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2018 10:23 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:24 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:24 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:25 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2018 10:25 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:26 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 25, 2018 10:26 AM (a+WIL)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2018 10:27 AM (VBKy9)
very well tied knot in a cord, which takes quite a bit of intelligence.
I've seen one do it. Anybody who's ever put a dog on a leash knows
that this is an area which totally mystifies any dog that has ever been
born.
Many people with talking parrots report that they do not simply
repeat learned human phrases, but use them in a way that indicates they
understand at least some of their meaning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 10:18 AM
.
.
.Our African Grey Parrot Sarah could form simple 4 or 5 word sentences out of vocabulary that she already knew.
The wife and I were sitting on the couch one day when Sarah was locked in her cage and said "Can I come out now?" We were literally shocked and had to reassure each other that we had actually heard what she had asked as she had never put those words together in a sentence before.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2018 10:27 AM (+Dllb)
The Reps are actually in trouble. IDK about AZ, but here in Kansas they are not thriving.
I'm gaming out if I can survive Dems taking the state.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:27 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
What is it with lefties having a stiffy for Iran? The mullahs offed the commies in Iran with great gusto. Do these people just like being used?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:18 AM (iv0p7)
The daughter and her friends were all adults (over 21) which is why
the cop wasn't legally required to involve the mother one bit.
I think it says a lot about the family's entitled mindset the the
adult daughter's first thought upon being pulled over was to call her
Mommy to come to the scene and flash her creds.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2018 10:23 AM (3dsTO)
What makes this worse is the mom was a Commissioner for the NJ Port Authority. Also was the Ethics Chair.
Just remember little people: We are ALL created equal -except SOME of us are MORE equal than others.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (VBKy9)
No, no, this is just human nature as usual. I.. I mean.. Satan has nothing to do with this. Because Satan doesn't exist.
Posted by: some random guy with horns hooves pointy tail and pitchfork live and roamin' the globe at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (gECZB)
The parrot says what it knows but does not know what it says.
That describes a liberal to the T .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (t8kZU)
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 25, 2018 10:26 AM (a+WIL)
Just keep up w/the polls and you'll be as well informed as anyone.
Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (0+nbW)
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Yeah, boy, that Trump's a little light in the loafers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)
Trump and Melania didn't seem to like that pair of frogs. On a picture from the balcony Trump and Melania blocked Macron's global hail Satan symbolic sign from both sides.
God Bless those two.
Posted by: Monk at April 25, 2018 10:29 AM (J567a)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:29 AM (eaoOY)
That toxic era is being nurtured by its dinosaur holdovers in government, and those who have been indoctrinated by their ideas.
The damage they have done is profound.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:29 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Gumby at April 25, 2018 10:29 AM (2LelM)
Professor Randa JarJar Binks is OK, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2018 10:30 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:30 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Gumby at April 25, 2018 10:30 AM (2LelM)
Berserker: ..I saw in the sidebar the dems in maine actually frigging
voted to allow female mutilation? I used to laugh at the idea of there
actually being a satan, but I'm starting to think he's real, and the
dems are his minions....
No, no, this is just human nature as usual. I.. I mean.. Satan has nothing to do with this. Because Satan doesn't exist.
The greatest achievement of Satan is convincing us people that he does not exist.
Regarding Maine - This is another "gift" the Left has given the GOP. The GOP is supposed to be anti-woman, etc. Yet this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2018 10:30 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 25, 2018 10:31 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:18 AM (iv0p7)
Another deplorable cop not recognizing his pleb status. This--in a circumspect way--is how they got Trump.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)
I didn't think so.
Fun fact: Lassie never guided anyone to help a person who fell down a well.
She did defend people from cougars a couple times though.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:31 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:24 AM (eaoOY)
I've had conures for a long time (peach fronted and pineapple). I like their personalities. Lost my first one about 5 years ago. I'd had her for 28 years.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:31 AM (CPk08)
adult daughter's first thought upon being pulled over was to call her
Mommy to come to the scene and flash her creds. "
Kid 1: My mom says our car insurance doesn't have that
Kid 1: Of course I know what a lug wrench is.......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 10:32 AM (EyPfd)
The greatest achievement of Satan is gnats. And black licorice.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: some random guy with horns hooves pointy tail and pitchfork live and roamin' the globe at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (gECZB)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: Mick J at April 25, 2018 10:33 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (A6RAf)
No, it's a macaw. Says so right in the title.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2018 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
African Greys are scary smart. There are loads of videos online of an African Grey named Einstein who had a several hundred word vocabulary and could recognize and understand the meaning of many pictographs.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:33 AM (iv0p7)
The Reps are actually in trouble. IDK about AZ, but here in Kansas they are not thriving.
I'm gaming out if I can survive Dems taking the state.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 10:27 AM (hyuyC)
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Wow, that's depressing news. We need something to fire up the base and the independents.
I am more fired up and scared then when Obama was in office. The Dems are taking this country so far to the Left that we might never get it back.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 25, 2018 10:34 AM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2018 10:30 AM (jxbfJ)
Good thing for us that the "opposition" party is too genteel to use this in any election campaign materials!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (n9EOP)
**zzzzz**
**snort**
Huh? What?
Man, this couch is so comfy, no wonder Jeff loves it!
**rolls over**
**farts**
**zzzzzzz**
Posted by: The Tumor at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
What is it with lefties having a stiffy for Iran? The mullahs offed the commies in Iran with great gusto. Do these people just like being used?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (RD7QR)
Whatever it takes to bring down Western Civilization.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Gumby at April 25, 2018 10:30 AM (2LelM)
If they are hungry, they are more likely to fly over to your counter and rummage in the fruit bowl.
If they are lonely, they will just fly onto your bed and sit on your forehead. Might poop on your pillow if you don't get up fast enough.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (CPk08)
Orange you glad we didn't say "Hate Speech".
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:36 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: harry reid's cockatoo at April 25, 2018 10:36 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
65 Hark ! A tit !
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (A6RAf)
No, it's a macaw. Says so right in the title.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2018 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
The nipple out front should have told you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2018 10:37 AM (jxbfJ)
She'll be taking some time off.
The bigger issue for FSU is alumni donations.
I believe a good number of these people are pissed. Fresno isn't rabid Blue.
This is the reason for Ms. Jarrar "sabbatical."
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 25, 2018 10:37 AM (bB4HN)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2018 10:38 AM (siOme)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:38 AM (eaoOY)
That toxic era is being nurtured by its dinosaur holdovers in government, and those who have been indoctrinated by their ideas.
The damage they have done is profound.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:29 AM (zSVEm)
*************
This professor should be the poster woman for the Left. This is who the Dems have become and we should use her to our advantage.
She should be a wake up call to the Right.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 25, 2018 10:38 AM (PvFoN)
I had a cat for many years before we had a kid. I was terrified she would sit on his face and made sure she didn't have any access to our sleeping son.
Turns out I didn't need to worry. The cat is TERRIFIED of him and wants nothing to do with him, sleeping or awake.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (E1i/y)
I have given up on trying to communicate with them about politics.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (zSVEm)
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Are the voters going to let a little thing like lies, insults, and betrayal stand in the way of a GOPe victory?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:33 AM (iv0p7)
Yup. Birds are apparently dumb because they don't "really" speak human languages, but I don't know any human who can begin to speak parrot.
Advantage: birds.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (CMbMd)
That would be par for the punitive course, wouldn't it.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (eaoOY)
She'll be taking some time off.
The bigger issue for FSU is alumni donations.
I believe a good number of these people are pissed. Fresno isn't rabid Blue.
This is the reason for Ms. Jarrar "sabbatical."
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 25, 2018 10:37 AM (bB4HN)
Sabbatical the Hutt
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (L7uq+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
What is it with lefties having a stiffy for Iran? The mullahs offed the commies in Iran with great gusto. Do these people just like being used?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (RD7QR)
1. They want to see America get nuked, and figure Iran are the most likely ones to do it.
2. It took them a long time to decide between the Sunni and the Shi'a, but ValJar's influence has oriented them towards the Shi'a, as their preferred Muslim Sect.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Gumby at April 25, 2018 10:30 AM (2LelM)
If they are hungry, they are more likely to fly over to your counter and rummage in the fruit bowl.
If they are lonely, they will just fly onto your bed and sit on your
forehead. Might poop on your pillow if you don't get up fast enough.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM
...And that's why Sarah had to be locked up, she was constantly getting into things and would drink your coffee if you were not paying attention.
she once flew into the kitchen to grab a piece of pizza from the box on the counter before we realized what she was doing.
she did love her some fried chicken though. She would annihilate a chicken leg.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (+Dllb)
I used to laugh at the idea of there
actually being a satan, but I'm starting to think he's real, and the
dems are his minions....
You have broken the code.
Yes there is a malevolent spirit behind all evil. And there is no shortage of people willing to spread it around.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (GdWl+)
A glimpse into the future when soy boy pussy dems attempt to lower our national testosterone levels to their accepted levels of faggotry.
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 25, 2018 10:41 AM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (CMbMd)
That would be par for the punitive course, wouldn't it.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)
That's my thinking. And not just us, but all of what was once called Christendom.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2018 10:41 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (+Dllb)
Gak, a cannibal!
ha mine will grab the drink, take what she wants throw cup off the counter in disgust.
so yeah
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:42 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (+Dllb)
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Cannibal
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2018 10:43 AM (siOme)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 10:35 AM (CMbMd)
That would be par for the punitive course, wouldn't it.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)
That's my thinking. And not just us, but all of what was once called Christendom.
Of course, if you replace "God" with "Allah," you get the same formulation...
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: sarah's bird at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (eaoOY)
I have given up on trying to communicate with them about politics.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (zSVEm)
There are entire regions of the country full of people like that, who've voted in candidates who don't represent them in the least for generations, simply out of party loyalty.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (TqxwF)
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (gjGvH)
I have given up on trying to communicate with them about politics.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (zSVEm)
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Don't give up. I have actually changed a couple of my friends who were Dems. minds.
They now see the light and are "woke" to the indoctrination of the Left and what they represent.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (PvFoN)
65 Hark ! A tit !
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 09:38 AM (A6RAf)
No, it's a macaw. Says so right in the title.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2018 10:33 AM
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IT'S FUNNT BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT THING THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY A BREAST.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (iys0/)
No problem You're entirely benevolent. O, Minor Deity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2018 10:45 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2018 10:45 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: allah at April 25, 2018 10:45 AM (VBKy9)
Whatever it takes to bring down Western Civilization.
What sort of imbecile wants the destruction of that which provides him with his fortune?
What does he think will happen to it and to him then?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 25, 2018 10:45 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:38 AM (eaoOY)
She was a weird bird, but I like to think we understood each other well.
As I'm sure you have noticed, birds aren't for everybody. In my experience you have to have a lot of patience and flexibility with them. They can be endlessly rewarding, though.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:45 AM (CPk08)
I find that SO hard to believe--she didn't blame the Russians or misogyny.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2018 10:45 AM (oVJmc)
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My very affectionate cat gets a real kick out of putting his paw on something the toddler wants. Toddler immediately walks away. Don't know what that cat did to him, but grandkid is very, very respectful (but not to the dog).
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 25, 2018 10:47 AM (MIKMs)
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Despite the media trying to spin AZ as some sort of great win for the Dims, it was basically what we typically see here in special elections. Turnout is not that big in these off-year elections, and the margins of victory are therefore smaller. But the Republican candidate won by a healthy margin, which is what we expected to happen.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2018 10:47 AM (fqUgw)
Agreed.
Baked, boiled, broiled, sliced, roasted...
Heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:48 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2018 10:48 AM (SjImc)
The Yeti, NRA misunderstood us bullshit is exactly that.
Funny what one finds when one googles REI and firearms.
Assholes are strong-arming any business that has any relationship to the NRA, or firearm manufacturers.
Just an example
http://tinyurl.com/y72rq4un
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 10:48 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: The Macaw at April 25, 2018 10:49 AM (jbcJ8)
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/ 04/24/trump-macron-photo-analysis-cillizza-sot-nr.cnn
Posted by: Monk at April 25, 2018 10:49 AM (J567a)
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:49 AM (zSVEm)
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/04/25/pugh-essence-2018-woke-100-women/
I just sold my house in Towson to an employee of Baltimore City who wanted to get out of the city. So that's a promising sign.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2018 10:43 AM (siOme)
Not really. We eat other mammals, right? So a bird eating a bird isn't really cannibalism. So long as it isn't eating a conspecific.....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (FhXTo)
If my dogs could understand what was happening, I feel like they'd appreciate why making a fart noise with your armpit is funny. Whereas a bird would just think I'm a putz.
The bird wouldn't necessarily be wrong. I just don't need that much honesty in my pet relationships.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (iys0/)
A drive through Hutchinson or Wichita is evidence enough that, in spite of popular conception, there are bastions of poor white FSA in failed communities intermingled with growing Hispanic populations. Kansas as being impenetrably red is a myth, as you note.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (QLvwG)
Baked, boiled, broiled, sliced, roasted...
Heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)
Oh, geez, you wouldn't do that to a parrot. There's no meat on them.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:51 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2018 10:52 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2018 10:52 AM (jbcJ8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 25, 2018 10:40 AM (+Dllb)
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Cannibal
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2018 10:43 AM (siOme)
Nonsense, this isn't cannibalism, it's perfectly normal bird behavior!
Posted by: A Chickenhawk at April 25, 2018 10:52 AM (TqxwF)
If it were me I'd put the parrot in my hair.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 25, 2018 10:52 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - doffing diabolical sock at April 25, 2018 10:52 AM (gECZB)
Posted by: JoeF.
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They don't speak Austrian, and there's no sign language interpreter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2018 10:53 AM (jbcJ8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2018 10:53 AM (QLvwG)
Not necessarily.
I hope you didn't bring another entitlement mentality employee out of the city, to influence the politics and elections of the county.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 10:53 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 25, 2018 10:53 AM (rBnYq)
Country Determines Your Standing Through Use Of Surveillance Video, Plans To Have 600 Million Cameras By 2020
China? I thought it was CA and coming to America soon if the Left wing ever get's the White House back
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2018 10:53 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:54 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:45 AM (CPk0
I have a family of cousins...all boys...that had a Myna Bird they had managed to give a very foul (heh) vocabulary to. The bird could not be around polite company.
Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2018 10:54 AM (0+nbW)
I have given up on trying to communicate with them about politics.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (zSVEm)
There are entire regions of the country full of people like that, who've voted in candidates who don't represent them in the least for generations, simply out of party loyalty.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (TqxwF)
As this story of NXIVM sex cult including child trafficking breaks further, Allison Mack sings, and connections to democratic foindationds and players handling children are exposed, I pray that their vote would change.
If not then have nothing to do with those who enable and ignore evil on this level.
Posted by: Monk at April 25, 2018 10:54 AM (J567a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2018 10:55 AM (jbcJ8)
Sorry for your loss. We have a green cheek now whose response to seeing anyone eating or drinking anything is "Gimme!" "Want!" "Gimme!". When he's in his cage and wants out he'll say "Sweet baby" to passers-by, and if that fails he just yells "Ian!".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2018 10:56 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (eaoOY)
Yeah. They can do serious property damage.
Have one that went through a phase when it was young of peeling the insulation off power cords. That was....annoying.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:56 AM (CPk08)
going to weed wack the yard. peace
Posted by: willow
________________
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Pot at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (VBKy9)
I have given up on trying to communicate with them about politics.
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:39 AM (zSVEm)
There are entire regions of the country full of people like that, who've voted in candidates who don't represent them in the least for generations, simply out of party loyalty.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 25, 2018 10:44 AM (TqxwF)
As this story of NXIVM sex cult including child trafficking breaks further, Allison Mack sings, and connections to democratic foindationds and players handling children are exposed, I pray that their vote would change.
If not then have nothing to do with those who enable and ignore evil on this level.
Posted by: Monk at April 25, 2018 10:54 AM (J567a)
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I'm reminded of stories about old grandmothers in Boston who would say that if you voted Republican then you'd go to Hell.
It's hard to break someone of that kind of thinking when it gets ingrained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (aFMSC)
I hope you didn't bring another entitlement mentality employee out of the city, to influence the politics and elections of the county.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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I have found the consequences of immigration from other areas to be universally bad.
Every. Time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (jbcJ8)
Posted by: kraken
I suppose the sea monster community would be very interested in a cup or chest to keep things warm deep under the ocean.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (VBKy9)
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Are you referring to Mr. Vandalay?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2018 10:58 AM (9ZlHt)
going to weed wack the yard. peace
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:54 AM (eaoOY)
AVENGE ME!!!
Posted by: Willow's Yard at April 25, 2018 10:58 AM (sjdRT)
Country Determines Your Standing Through Use Of Surveillance Video, Plans To Have 600 Million Cameras By 2020
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Just give everyone a Samsung TV. Those already have cameras focused on the viewers. And Nest thermostats also have cameras, equipped with facial recognition. And some of the next generation of refrigerators will be similarly equipped.
600 million spy-cameras are nothing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 25, 2018 10:58 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 10:59 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2018 10:59 AM (oiNtH)
'Simpsons' actor willing to step aside from Apu role
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)
It doesn't say that in the Bible.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2018 10:59 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 10:49 AM (zSVEm)
I've got to wonder who was the genius at Yeti who came up with the idea of spitting on the NRA and its members. For their own survival, Yeti should run him out of that company on a rail. That's a guy who should not be making important business decisions.
Of course, if they did, I'm sure Dick's would hire him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2018 10:59 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Hmm. I have the feeling that I need to read upthread. Architect?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2018 11:00 AM (jbcJ8)
The queen of abortion Kathleen Sebelius was Governor of Kansas so that should tell you all you need to know about Kansas.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 25, 2018 11:00 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Corona at April 25, 2018 11:00 AM (MceDl)
Your bird is a Democrat?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:00 AM (EyPfd)
going to weed wack the yard. peace
Posted by: willow
________________
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Pot at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (mPeei)
You're whacking off on weeds? Sounds fun!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at April 25, 2018 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
'Simpsons' actor willing to step aside from Apu role
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)
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I look forward to our brave future of fiction that's bland people who have no recognizable individual traits except their skin color and gender preferences.
It will be story after story of black gay man talking to white transgender woman about the grand designs of their betters.
Compelling!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2018 11:01 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM
What am I, chopped herring?
I like to play, too.
Posted by: Cold at April 25, 2018 11:01 AM (ctuyM)
Comey the weasel.
My apologies to weasels everywhere.
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2018 11:02 AM (oiNtH)
Sorry, Mike. The George character in Seinfeld had a running gag about having always wanted to have become an architect.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2018 11:02 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 25, 2018 11:02 AM (/xxOG)
Posted by: fly gal at April 25, 2018 11:02 AM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Gumby at April 25, 2018
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Never had a cat that bad, thank God. But for a while Marie-Antoinette, the Black Queen of cats, used to manipulate Linda and me into giving her 2 breakfasts. I'd get up early and feed Marie. Then, after I'd left for work, Linda would get up, and Marie would cry again and get another meal. This continued until we happened to compare notes.
I'm surprised that cat didn't balloon up to 20 pounds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 25, 2018 11:03 AM (Tgext)
Posted by: Willow's Yard at April 25, 2018 11:03 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 25, 2018 11:02 AM (/xxOG)
Tiepolo had this thing about small boob nip slips. Should probably burn all his stuff. Just to keep people safe.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 11:03 AM (CPk08)
Agreed.
Baked, boiled, broiled, sliced, roasted...
Heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)
Oh, geez, you wouldn't do that to a parrot. There's no meat on them.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 10:51 AM (CPk0
Look up Ortolan
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (gjGvH)
Country Determines Your Standing Through Use Of Surveillance Video, Plans To Have 600 Million Cameras By 2020
Hell, we could do that now between Google and Facebook.
Wait until the SJWs running those countries decide to list 'bad citizens' based on your internet searches and browsing history.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
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I actually think it's another bad omen.
Trump and Romney each won that district by like 20+ points. The Republican that was there had routinely won by like 30 points every election.
The Republican this time won by only like 5 points against a joke candidate who supposedly had to quit medicine because of a malpractice lawsuit. She also ran on things like Single Payer.
Yea, there's "buts" like special elections are weird and there was a tough primary, but still. This should have been a comfortable double digit win for a seasoned Republican politician to have won.
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (lKmt3)
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (zSVEm)
I couldn't legally ask, but he's actually retiring soon and his son is at Towson U (he's divorced).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2018 10:50 AM (SjImc)
Because they don't want you as a customer.
They.
Want.
You.
Dead.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (CMbMd)
Country Determines Your Standing Through Use Of Surveillance Video, Plans To Have 600 Million Cameras By 2020
That episode of The Orville where people get punished for too many downvotes wasn't supposed to be a how-to guide.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2018 11:05 AM (3cXfB)
going to weed wack the yard. peace
Posted by: willow at April 25, 2018 10:54 AM (eaoOY)
That may mean something different in CA, WA, and CO.
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:05 AM (gjGvH)
You didn't perchance sell a townhome, did you?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:05 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (gjGvH)
Don't Ortolan get fat, though?
Never seen a fat parrot.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (CPk08)
Ryder better put David Hogg on the "Do Not Rent" list...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (AzW6q)
Zod: It doesn't say that in the Bible.
It's in the new revised modern emanations and penumbras translation.
Posted by: Theo Logician at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (gECZB)
If not then have nothing to do with those who enable and ignore evil on this level.
Posted by: Monk at April 25, 2018 10:54 AM (J567a)
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I'm reminded of stories about old grandmothers in Boston who would say that if you voted Republican then you'd go to Hell.
It's hard to break someone of that kind of thinking when it gets ingrained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 25, 2018 10:57 AM (aFMSC)
The difference is if this was happening 3 generations ago people like Alliosn Mack and these child trafficking sex cults would be physically removed and disappeared from society and the public would be 100% on board with it.
Posted by: Monk at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (J567a)
Exhibit #447 of "Things I Never Thought I Would Read on thee Internet."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (7oUUT)
They.
Want.
You.
Dead."
Whole lotta truth in those four words.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (EyPfd)
and there was a tough primary, but still. This should have been a
comfortable double digit win for a seasoned Republican politician to
have won.
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (lKmt3)
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troll alert
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (rBnYq)
'Simpsons' actor willing to step aside from Apu role
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)M
How devoid of self awareness can one be? Outrage that stereotype of Apu is beyond pale but ignore that the entire show is based on how stupid a white guy can be .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 11:07 AM (t8kZU)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 11:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 11:08 AM (A6RAf)
My father had bigger tits.
Posted by: Corona at April 25, 2018 11:00 AM (MceDl)
I read some article in a science website that said Great Tits were getting bigger. Maybe not what you had in mind.
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:08 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Willow's Yard at April 25, 2018 11:09 AM (sjdRT)
https://fxn.ws/2Hqfxb1
Seems like this information could be very useful to find out who's playing fast and loose with secret government information. If both Comey and Hillary used "special government employee" status employees to get around data handling regulations, then maybe we should look at who else was given SGE status and by whom.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 11:09 AM (iv0p7)
My GF got conned into one and is freaking out over the insane cancelation fees. What can be done?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 25, 2018 11:09 AM (t7aa8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:09 AM (EyPfd)
Look up Ortolan
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (gjGvH)
Don't Ortolan get fat, though?
Never seen a fat parrot.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (CPk0
It depends how you feed it, I would suppose. I wouldn't try it with a Norwegian Blue; they don't eat much.
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:10 AM (gjGvH)
Could have been repeating a phrase it heard on TV.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2018 11:10 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 11:10 AM (iv0p7)
Another painting of a topless woman with a bird-- Courbet's Woman with Parrot: https://tinyurl.com/y8xykrml
Posted by: fly gal
_________________
I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 25, 2018 11:10 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 11:11 AM (k1TUh)
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troll alert"
I wouldn't say that you were wrong.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:11 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2018 11:11 AM (A6RAf)
Don't Ortolan get fat, though?
Never seen a fat parrot.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (CPk08
Ever seen those MSNBC/DNC news readers?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 25, 2018 11:12 AM (/xxOG)
Could have been repeating a phrase it heard on TV.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2018 11:10 AM (/qEW2)
Was "Sarah" abducted from a shopping mall, perchance? I think I saw that on TV...
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 11:12 AM (zSVEm)
The media confidently told us that any kind of theories like that were only from crazy people, then you read about the sort of things this cult did and suddenly Washington power players being involved in something similar sounds pretty tame.
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2018 11:12 AM (lKmt3)
Don't quoteback the whole thing, then. I think it's in the guidebook after not feeding them and noting that they all do that thing by choice.
Posted by: mindful webworker - or I might be nuts. Or both. at April 25, 2018 11:12 AM (gECZB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:09 AM (EyPfd)
He won't play a scientist anymore...he'll open a 7/11, motel, liquor store.
Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2018 11:13 AM (0+nbW)
Look up Ortolan
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:04 AM (gjGvH)
Don't Ortolan get fat, though?
Never seen a fat parrot.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (CPk0
He was also bitten by a rattler a few years prior. I'd stay away from this guy, he seems to draw in dangerous critters.
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:13 AM (gjGvH)
REI is to melennial outdoors like Whole Food is to millennial grocery shopping.
IOW...huge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:13 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2018 11:13 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2018 11:14 AM (3dsTO)
Bear attack survivor is bitten by a shark
Sounds like your typical Final Destination scenario.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2018 11:10 AM (iv0p7)\He was also bitten by a rattler a few years prior. I'd stay away from this guy, he seems to draw in dangerous critters.
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2018 11:14 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2018 11:14 AM (ptqGC)
Yeti - from what I've read, it appear that it started with REI Outdoors,
a retailer that I'd never heard of before, announcing that they were
cutting all ties with anyone who supported gun manufacturers or the NRA,
much like Dick's. REI carries Yeti items, so Yeti decided that they
had to knuckle under. They tried to do it quietly, but it didn't work,
and they're embarrassed to say that they only did it because a rather
minor retailer ordered them to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2018 11:11 AM (k1TUh)
Stunts like what Yeti, REI, Dick's and others are pulling reminds me of a little saying: "You can't put sh*t back into the horse".So tho those retailers: Own it. And I hope your companies pay the price for this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2018 11:14 AM (jxbfJ)
REI is to melennial outdoors like Whole Food is to millennial grocery shopping.
IOW...huge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:13 AM (EyPfd)
REI.... Whole Foods... yes, there are dots to connect.... evidence to follow... have been in bothe places, and the Smug is palpable...
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 11:15 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 11:15 AM (hyuyC)
I'm looking at it the other way.
If Emma Watson knew about the nature of this group since 2016, why did she not step up and say something?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:15 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 25, 2018 11:15 AM (3dsTO)
locked in her cage and said "Can I come out now?" We were literally
shocked and had to reassure each other that we had actually heard what
she had asked as she had never put those words together in a sentence
before."
Ok, without any context, my thought is that is one strict household!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 25, 2018 11:15 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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What's a small retailer doing getting involved in what sponsorships a manufacturer wants to engage in?
That's sort of like a sporting goods store telling Nike they don't like some athlete wearing their shoes. It's none of their damn business.
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2018 11:16 AM (lKmt3)
But people don't sit down and make coldly calculating decisions like that. We let things spin out of control and then we reap the proverbial whirlwind.
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2018 11:16 AM (QCc6B)
My GF got conned into one and is freaking out over the insane cancelation fees. What can be done?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 25, 2018 11:09 AM (t7aa
Not MD, but there's a company doing it in PA, Constellation NRG, that harasses people in stores, harasses people door to door, etc. I've taken to telling them that I'm not the primary ratepayer and that I work for a regulatory agency (doesn't matter if it's true as long as the believe it). They immediately back away.
I'd suggest trying to file a complaint with whatever agency regulates electric companies in the state.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 11:16 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: fly gal at April 25, 2018 11:16 AM (8TdcF)
I'm still gobsmacked. In a good way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2018 11:17 AM (ptqGC)
Oral arguments over. Reading the tea leaves, it looks like a win for Trump. Of course Ginsburg and the Wise Latina are down for the #resistance or as the Hawaiian Judge likes to say "Screw the constitution".
We'll see.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2018 11:17 AM (G0vdT)
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Pussy reparations or we take to the streets!!!
Pussy has more rights than I do !!
21st Century Pussy
18th Century Laws !!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2018 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)
It works...amazingly well.
https://is.gd/D2qPQn
Food for thought...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 25, 2018 11:18 AM (AM1GF)
Oral arguments over. Reading the tea leaves, it looks like a win for Trump. Of course Ginsburg and the Wise Latina are down for the #resistance or as the Hawaiian Judge likes to say "Screw the constitution".
We'll see.
Posted by: WisRich
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That should be an easy win, but I've thought that before.
Posted by: Maritime at April 25, 2018 11:19 AM (lKmt3)
Oral arguments over. Reading the tea leaves, it looks like a win for Trump. Of course Ginsburg and the Wise Latina are down for the #resistance or as the Hawaiian Judge likes to say "Screw the constitution".
We'll see.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2018 11:17 AM (G0vdT)
Should have addressed the DACA issue at the same time. Both involve executive powers regard to immigration.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 11:19 AM (t8kZU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 11:20 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: kraken at April 25, 2018 11:15 AM (zSVEm)
Does Bezos have money in REI?
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2018 11:20 AM (CMbMd)
You really don't get this?
Seeing as yours is a relatively new nic, step up, introduce yourself.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:21 AM (EyPfd)
The fact that it's taken this long to settle that the president was acting well withing his contitutional and statutory authority is ridiculous.
Now can we get an Emergency SCOTUS ruling on the ridiculous DACA ruling?
Posted by: Kreplach at April 25, 2018 11:21 AM (UfMVm)
402 "and they're embarrassed to say that they only did it because a rather minor retailer ordered them to"
REI is to melennial outdoors like Whole Food is to millennial grocery shopping.
IOW...huge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:13 AM (EyPfd)
Seattle based Commie retailer. They sell overpriced crap and get their brand name products from their Chicom overlords. Decent company when it was a co-op run from a warehouse. Now just a DNC funding source.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 25, 2018 11:21 AM (/xxOG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2018 11:21 AM (/0IRq)
Mrs VIA has one.
It may be gone by end of day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 25, 2018 11:22 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 11:22 AM (hyuyC)
The fact that it's taken this long to settle that the president was acting well withing his contitutional and statutory authority is ridiculous.
Now can we get an Emergency SCOTUS ruling on the ridiculous DACA ruling?
Posted by: Kreplach at April 25, 2018 11:21 AM (UfMVm)
Exactly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2018 11:23 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 11:25 AM (RD7QR)
Alas, my wife like them.
And I like their webbing, carabiners, and Wright socks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 11:29 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 25, 2018 11:35 AM (t8kZU)
Pffft. I'm hoping that concussion fears and lawsuits brings NFL to its demise. Won't miss it a bit now that it's gone Lefty. I haven't watched a game in about 2 years and I gained a sheetload of time on Sundays to do more productive stuff.
Posted by: john doesky at April 25, 2018 11:35 AM (7GvGz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2018 11:36 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 25, 2018 11:36 AM (RuIsu)
==
I was told petting cockatoo is not a sin !
Posted by: Bible Scholar
No. That was "petting cock too!"
Posted by: rickb223
You've got to peck a cockatoo too.
Posted by: Fagin at April 25, 2018 11:51 AM (IeDO8)
Two reasons:
1) I ran out of paint, and
2) Barack Obama hadn't been born yet.
Posted by: Giovanni Battista (Joey Bats) Tiepolo at April 25, 2018 11:55 AM (IeDO8)
0_0
Posted by: Under Fire
I'm cutting her off.
Posted by: White Dick at April 25, 2018 11:57 AM (IeDO8)
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troll alert
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 25, 2018 11:06 AM (rBnYq)
Naw, Maritime is regular. He's just concerned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2018 11:59 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: ripley at April 25, 2018 01:06 PM (fVGR3)
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2018 02:35 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Bud Norton at April 25, 2018 02:39 PM (6cOMd)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 25, 2018 10:28 AM (RD7QR)
Of course they like being used! As fluffers, performing rim jobs, feltching, being sodomized, etc. You know, the usual leftist hobbies.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2018 04:51 PM (9BLnV)
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