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Illegal immigrants are treated better than conservatives in California
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) April 18, 2018
By comparison with some “conservatives” (i.e. Trump propagandists), many illegal immigrants contribute more to the country. https://t.co/EUtqLWBxF1
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 18, 2018
You know all that insufferable babbling and crying about "principles" we had to endure from you Never Trump Konservative Ken Dolls? Your rending of your cheap suits, your 180s over classic GOP policies because The Donald actually tried to enact them, and your mortifying blubbering to suddenly sympathetic hosts on MSNBC and CNN about how awful our President is? With your sad, drawn faces and high-pitched voices, you True Conservatives of Conservatisn [TM], you Keepers of the Flame of Conservativeness resisted the coming of Donald Trump (and those who supported him) because... because... Because that's not who we are... Because we're better than that... Because... our principles!There's more, of course.
Our principles. Yeah, right. Well, it was all a crock, a con, a grift by a bunch of displaced Beltway strivers furious that the marks -- that's us Normals -- wised up to their scam, played the players, and sent them packing. Principles? You laughed uproariously at Sean Hannity's confidential information being revealed for no good reason, just as you laughed at President Trump when federal agents marched into his lawyer's office to steal privileged documents as part of the shameful collusion farce you’ve been applauding. Your principles didn't stop you from supporting an effort to undo the results of an election that left you out in the cold. What would the Founders say? Probably, "Stop trying to hang around with us." Where are your principles in the face of the gross injustices of the last few days? A federal judge who was nearly appointed Bill Clinton's attorney general and who officiated at Soros's wedding ordered Hannity’s information disclosed, but that was cool with you. After all, Sean Hannity is so... oh well, I never! Principles that depend on who is asserting them aren't principles. They are poses.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bull kristol at April 19, 2018 02:34 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2018 02:35 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: jayhawkone at April 19, 2018 02:35 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (UXHfL)
Kev Williamson just got fired from his new Starbucks gig after accosting two black patrons.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: fretless at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2018 02:36 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (c+cGk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (UXHfL)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Shep Smiths Straight Cousin at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (QhxWE)
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eric Cartmen at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (UXHfL)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:39 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 02:39 PM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 19, 2018 02:39 PM (XKZwp)
Kristol knocked.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM
A butt-print in Velveeta.
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (WXvVY)
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (LfJIn)
Sounds like Joe Pesci.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (+lOpA)
You can voice you are an illegal alien, loud and proud.
Conservatives mostly stay silent so they don't get stoned to death verbally, or lose their jobs.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (UXHfL)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (7HtZB)
WASHINGTON - Despite opposition from Senate Majority Leader Mitch
McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his
committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel
Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia
investigation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (tVWQB)
What a horse's ass I am.
Posted by: Bill Kristol
Even the most broken-down nag would be ashamed to have you as their posterior.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (V1D0R)
Posted by: Fox at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (hdFyL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
*******************
Burn the GOP down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (+dsLj)
Mambo Italicano...
Is that raciss?
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (+lOpA)
Well if the monkey in "The Jungle Book" being voiced by Louis Prima is now considered racist, yeah, probably.
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM
The only real Italian, one raised in Italy and lived there as an adult, was a friend's grandma who would shake her fist at us kids and say "I keeel you-ah ass-ah."
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: USMC8541 at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (UXHfL)
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:38 PM (oVJmc)
In the same election.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (V1D0R)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Timmy Lupus at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (bBoSA)
Posted by: USMC8541 at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (WXvVY)
Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (MCEwl)
----
Yeah, he must have been taking Radiator when Bill was conceived.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:44 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2018 02:45 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 02:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 02:40 PM (wPiJc)
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
Muldoon's got soul.
Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (O5Q3r)
Just like Reagan made bleeding heart liberal a pejorative, NeverTrumpers and NeoCons have made identifying as a conservative untenable.
Thanks, assholes!
Now, one can still live a conservative life, but as a movement the term is dead. As is should be.
I do feel like a mark that's been had, and you can't fool me twice (too often).
Just a money making niche filled with strivers grasping for relevance and grubbing for money.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (MCEwl)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (XMDuf)
They are fans of Owen Benjamin, a comedian that CBD posted about more than a month ago.
Dude is fighting for his First and Second Amendment rights and will not be subdued. His fight against parents giving children hormone blockers got him booted from Hollywood.
"The Bears" are much like "The Horde". Funny individuals who refuse to give-in to "Progressives".
This has been your Slapweasel Public Service Announcement for the day.
-Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (Ckg4U)
I think Kristol's father would be very disappointed in him.
If only we knew who he was.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc
Oh snap.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:43 PM (89T5c)
Arrested for civil rights violations.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (V1D0R)
Just like Reagan made bleeding heart liberal a pejorative, NeverTrumpers and NeoCons have made identifying as a conservative untenable.
This. I call myself a "constitutional conservative." I am most emphatically not a Republican in the sense that these nickelfucking stumblebums mean it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (mk7Bj)
Yeah, that's it. He's great because he copies me.
Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (EfEQe)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (7ZVPa)
Sooner or Later
Trump is gonna getcha
Sooner or Later
Trump is gonna win
Just a matter of time...
Posted by: The Never NeverTrumper Band at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (ahV/f)
Turkey
Cheese
Cucumbers
Grapes
Bananas Republic
Kid you not. I was reading Ace when make list. Somehow that "Republic" slipped in. I was all...who wrote this? Me, of course.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (UXHfL)
Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (sCN2W)
I think Kristol's father would be very disappointed in him.
If only we knew who he was.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
"Ssssh. Don't tell him. I couldn't live with the embarrassment of him finding out."
--Count Orlok
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:49 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (mk7Bj)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah, that's it. He's great because he copies me.
Posted by: pep at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (wW03z)
Pretty good chance, since he was on the podcast.
And it was a good one.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)
I just think of myself as a Counter Revolutionary.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: mister whiskers at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (VBKy9)
Turkey
Cheese
Cucumbers
Grapes
Bananas Republic
Kid you not. I was reading Ace when make list. Somehow that "Republic" slipped in. I was all...who wrote this? Me, of course.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (UXHfL)
Banana Republic? Yeah, it's over on aisle 8, right next to high-tax welfare state and post-constitutional shithole. Can't miss it!
Posted by: joncelli, the grocery store guy at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
Some of them didn't know how to put on the oxygen mask.
God made the air thin at altitude to kill off people who were too stupid to put a mask on. It is His way of culling the herd, so that they don't reproduce and make little stupid people.
The "hero" pilot ruined God's plan by diving down to 10,000 feet, where these idiots could get a breath.
And she calls herself a Christian.
Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: irright at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: mister whiskers at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:51 PM (89T5c)
Has Krazy Kristol always had that smarmy sneer?
Posted by: dagny
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Bill Crystol is the Pundit equivalent of the neighbor you used to be friends with who just discovered CrossFit
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
He went to Harvard. You didn't. That explains a lot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Lester at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (UXHfL)
By comparison with some conservatives (i.e. Trump propagandists), many illegal immigrants contribute more to the country.
They're called half the American electorate Bill
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: The Never NeverTrumper Band at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: franksalterego at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (3cq8T)
Posted by: Khan at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (L7Eun)
The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)
Wait, the average American wakes up at 10:33 am?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (UBzPO)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)
Mine is about 6:45. And I am aware of it.
Pretty sure the Horde's average in south of the national's.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 19, 2018 02:48 PM (EfEQe)
Now, what will Rosenstein do.
The idea is to press charges and then get the guy to flip on his friends to save his butt. But what if Rosenstien is on the caper and also overseeing the prosecution?
Conflict of interest anyone?
Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (G0vdT)
McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his
committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel
Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia
investigation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)
Trump should issue an executive order giving himself final authority over hiring and firing of Congressional employees.
Posted by: girldog at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (g5YYQ)
This is the problem with the GOP, its literally a party of free agents and fucktards.
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (njJ36)
Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (/JlMC)
This. I call myself a "constitutional conservative." I am most emphatically not a Republican in the sense that these nickelfucking stumblebums mean it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)
I don't know what kind of label to give myself anymore, and don't think I'll allow myself to be boxed in like that again.
I've gone from Just a Guy to
Conservative to
Conservatarian (stupid, I know), back to
Just a Guy.
Besides, any label that catches on will be co-opted by grifters and misrepresented by your enemies, so what's the point?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 02:53 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 02:52 PM (BWL+E)
I went to Princeton and Duke. Harvard was easier to get into at the time. So I'll raise you a sneer, Kristol.
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (AjNMO)
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Huh. My first word of the day is a curse word and it's long before 10:34AM.
I guess I'm not average.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (vg8iE)
He's a material witness in whatever proceeding(s) follow, so its hard to imagine him in that job much longer.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (UBzPO)
Probably didn't step on a Lego on the way to the crapper at 3:30
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (BdsCV)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
FIFY
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (2ifxQ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy
Also, the average American is a dirty liar.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (LiyEm)
What bullshit. I curse at the cat almost every morning by 0530.
Posted by: Timmy Lupus at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (bBoSA)
++++
Has NOTHING to do with Rosenstein
++++
Who is the D.C US Attorney?
Jessie K. Liu
*Who worked on the Trump transition team* before being nominated by Trump to be US attorney in 2017
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (y3aQB)
Hasn't he already landed safely at Commentary magazine?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (W+vEI)
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Huh. My first word of the day is a curse word and it's long before 10:34AM.
I guess I'm not average.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
4:50:01 am Central.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (AjNMO)
Gotta agree with Bill on this one. They definitely contribute more disease & violence. They also add more to the welfare rolls and healthcare costs...and school costs.
So yes, they add a lot more.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (UXHfL)
But Kristol manages to combine extremely constipated grimace in with the smugness and contempt, as he expresses his disdain for the little people he pretends to "protect with mah principuls".
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (bT8Z4)
The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data
I guess that means the average American drinks their first cup of coffee at 10:35
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (lKyWE)
No fucking way.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:56 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (pw+jk)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy
Well, maybe 10:34 PST. I'm already about halfway through my vocabulary of invective before 8:30 Eastern.
Posted by: joncelli, the grocery store guy at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (LiyEm)
However, if Bill Kristle is going to continue to darken our doors, then I have, in all serious, only one solution: Someone must beat the shit out of him. Literally. He needs to get beat up. I don't care if it's fists, feet, bats, or bricks. He needs his ass whupped, as they say.
Not all humans do. He does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)
Another useless study with suspect methods. They are like poll numbers.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (UXHfL)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9TK8E)
Just chill, bro.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2018 02:58 PM (mPeei)
++++
Has NOTHING to do with Rosenstein
++++
Who is the D.C US Attorney?
Jessie K. Liu
*Who worked on the Trump transition team* before being nominated by Trump to be US attorney in 2017
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 02:55 PM (y3aQB)
And is kinda cute too.
Posted by: joncelli, the grocery store guy at April 19, 2018 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
There. Fixed.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 02:58 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (BdsCV)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (MIKMs)
Imagine what it would be if everyone read JJs thread.
Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (pw+jk)
Don't you mean "Zumba?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (kqsXK)
Do they contribute more rape? More murder? More DUIs? More drugs?
Come on, Bill, the suspense is killing me!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (W+vEI)
That's good of you. Yes, it sounds like he could use a lot of supportive help. The issue with some of the prayer requests is that people check in and may not post again for some time-and you have no idea what's going on with them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 02:33 PM (tpDAe)
To be clear, I was asking if he was in WA or if anybody knows, where he might be located. Dude will need some help, and I wanted to make sure that he has people.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (yhf6w)
Don't you mean "Zumba?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (kqsXK)
No, I have neighbors that won't shut up about those damn robotic brooms they have.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (KoPl+)
And you keep our military on their toes as well, buy building a strong Communist China military ... but your retirement fund must be mahvelous.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 03:00 PM (bT8Z4)
The average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data
Imagine what it would be if everyone read JJs thread.
See, isn't that better?
Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rammajamma
Pro tip to those following at home on their program:
If the government allows you to roll over on someone, you aren't the "big fish".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (2ifxQ)
It depends what the definition of a curseword is. Mine may be when the alarm clock goes off. And it may be silent. Did they include that in the study? Because it would be my first or second word of my day...and 3rd, 4th, and 5th...but mostly silent.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (UXHfL)
McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his
committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel
Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia
investigation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)
The government is self-serving, self-protecting, self-protecting.
Any talk of serving the citizenry is a lie.
But thanks to the internet they can't hide anymore.
Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (djCea)
Fuck You!
Works for me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (89T5c)
The Democrats Suck Party just doesn't quite have a ring to it.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:01 PM (+lOpA)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy
That makes no sense. I probably could go without cursing at all, if it wasn't for rush hour traffic. There is no rush hour traffic around here at 10:34AM, and if I had a job where I was driving to work at 10:34AM, I wouldn't be cursing anyway, because that would be a dream flippin' job.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (9chmE)
Not all humans do. He does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)
I used to have a "Must Punch" list, the premise of which is if I ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them, consequences be damned.
Made me glad I didn't live in LA, DC, or NYC.
I've given up on the idea since my age won't allow me to run away from the scene with any actual speed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (pw+jk)
Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (/tuJf)
Mambo Italicano...
Is that raciss?
Posted by: eleven
If you have to ask, the answer is yes. If it would never in a million years occur to you to ask, the answer is also yes.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (macz7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (s9DTK)
Posted by: eleven
Plus, Democrats keep wanting to join it.
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (BdsCV)
Kurt Schlichter nails it. I recently estimated the value of my business when it closed due to those fvcktards. Couple mill in todays dollars.
You think I'm a knuckle dragging Neanderthal or I what I really wanted was my pound of flesh?
Suck it. Good and hard.
Next time... think about it before you ruin peoples lives. Think about it good and hard.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Shep! at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 19, 2018 02:37 PM (O7MnT)
I would say that they have a "Capitalists Of The World Unite" delusion. The Multiculturalism Of The NeoCon Right.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (ujg0T)
Don't you mean "Zumba?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:59 PM (kqsXK)
No, I have neighbors that won't shut up about those damn robotic brooms they have.
Posted by: Jollyroger
I've seen the fitness called Rumba & Zumba.
The robotic sweeper is "Roomba".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (2ifxQ)
thx 'rons
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (+lOpA)
Binge watched the 3rd season of "Better Call Saul" on Netflix. Probably some of the best writing and acting on cable.
In the process of re-watching Breaking Bad, just because I couldn't get enough.
Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: Evan "Egg" McMullin at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (zSVEm)
Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM
I know. Who fvcking waits that long every day?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (pOqmx)
The "Democrats Suck!" Party:
Enthusiastically supported by the Horde.
The Democrats' Suck Party:
You can't keep Shep away.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 03:04 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (/roJx)
Good to hear. I haven't watch BCS, yet, but I loved BB.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Dp6qK)
I could get through the rest of my life without ever having to see/hear
from Bill Kristal, ever again. I would have to leave the AoSHQ to do it,
but it could be done.
However, if Bill Kristle is going to
continue to darken our doors, then I have, in all serious, only one
solution: Someone must beat the shit out of him. Literally. He needs to
get beat up. I don't care if it's fists, feet, bats, or bricks. He needs
his ass whupped, as they say.
Not all humans do. He does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)
*****
Some men, Mr. BurtTC, just want to watch the world burn.I am one of those men . . . right now.
Starting with douchnozzles like Kristol would be good kindling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Mad Maxine's wighat at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (8TdcF)
Fluff-Fluff is in a bad way and my team of veterinarians here at the estate are about to be sued out of practice if my 18 yr. old darling does not pull through. Prayers for Fluff-Fluff...
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol
After being with you, Bill, Fluff-Fluff wants to for.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: rickb223
Roomba is also my safe word...I never use it though
...Shep....
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:05 PM (BdsCV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
That gig won*t last very long.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (macz7)
he average American utters their first curseword of the day at 10:34 am according to new data
Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM
I know. Who fvcking waits that long every day?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (LOgQ4)
****The fuck you say
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:07 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 02:46 PM (ahV/f)
Yes. When he was a child his mother warned him that his face would freeze like that, and by golly, she was right!
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:07 PM (xjiRE)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294586/
Posted by: steevy
Probably right. Most millennials don't roll out of bed until 2PM. Gotta get to their job at the microbrewery.
Skews the average.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:07 PM (If3tB)
Alrighty then!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (W+vEI)
I've cussed at least 30 times by the time those slackers roll out of bed and wash their balls.
I got it covered.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (/tuJf)
==
Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften is my safe word
Posted by: German Tourist at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (zSVEm)
Trying to imitate WF Buckley.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM (AoLFQ)
Here at the HQ, it's always 10:34 a.m.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (BdsCV)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (MIKMs)
Liar!!! Millennials don't wash their balls.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)
lol
Yea, stop trying to eat at our table.
I think you guys are way more angry than me bcz I wrote them off years ago. But for you all it is more recent with Trump.
I only say this because I was trying to figure out the anger. But I had my own stages of grief way, way back during GWB, and one of them was disgust and anger. So now I get it.
So yea, Krisco Oil has been a lump of lard and wasted space to me for a very, very long time. Duplicitous doesn't even begin to cover it.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (UXHfL)
Binge watched the 3rd season of "Better Call Saul" on Netflix. Probably some of the best writing and acting on cable.
In the process of re-watching Breaking Bad, just because I couldn't get enough.
Posted by: Jwest at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM
Working my way through Foyle's War again. Best TV evah!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (0tfLf)
Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)
So much this. Kristol and his ilk make me not want to describe myself as a conservative when they call themselves that. To be fair, I haven't described myself as a Republican for more than 15 years because of these douchenozzles, so I guess they're getting what they want: for me to never, ever support them again.
Posted by: physics geek at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:09 PM
And simultaneously, in a manner reminiscent of Schröedinger's cat, 5 pm.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: TexasJew
I understand he's guest staring in a donkey show in Tijuana. Not the donkey, surprisingly. Or unsurprisingly.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (IeDO8)
But thanks to the internet they can't hide anymore.
Posted by: davidt
________________
You're welcome...
*brrrrrrrrr it's chilly in here*
Posted by: Al Gore at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (mPeei)
For the whole month of May we will take 15% of a bag of mini Bill Kristol dicks.
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
A carnival ride for cats.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (+lOpA)
I got it covered.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:08 PM (/tuJf)
I'm sitting here with my lunch, checking out the post and this is the first comment I read..
Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: joncelli
It's feral puppy meat. Oblabla says it tastes like veal.
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (BdsCV)
Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (djCea)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (Zsmh3)
Not all humans do. He does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)
I used to have a "Must Punch" list, the premise of which is if I
ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.
Made me glad I didn't live in LA, DC, or NYC.
I've given up on the idea since my age won't allow me to run away from the scene with any actual speed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM (z79tQ)
An excellent movie I haven't thought about in years, Diner, had a scene around that sort of thing. One of the guys had gotten jumped and beaten up, and he vowed to get each one of them back, no matter how long it took, even if he ended up in jail, which he did.
Part of the idea being, he was going to do it, blindside the guy if necessary, and then stay there, taking the consequences, because the guy was going to know he was hit, and by whom.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (gCJeK)
Posted by: Bill Kristol cruise director at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (TGrKk)
Billy didn't inherit the sneer from his parents. But then, they weren't pretentious, which is just another way of saying that they did not have to PRETEND to be brilliant.
Unfortunately, he DID inherit the last name and the contacts that allowed him to become an established pundit ---and the money to go to Harvard to perfect his snobbery. (Parents went to CCNY, I believe.)
He was always a bore, BTW, even back in the day when he made some sense.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 03:14 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 03:14 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)
Timely.
Golfboy went for a checkup and the nurse said "remember to bathe at least 3 times a week".
He was like ?????
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:14 PM (If3tB)
Trying to hold in a complete thought?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:12 PM (pw+jk)
You mean they're life-sized?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:13 PM (gCJeK)
++++
Funny so is Slow Joe's Intern Concubine
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (y3aQB)
That name, formerly honorable, is tarnished by the left, like everything else they roun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (hyuyC)
Ben Shapiro 4'12" got strong armed on TV by a man in a dress, then impotently rage quit Breitbart so he could quest for Michelle Fields missing arm
Bill Kristol has a Twitter profile where he is studiously contemplating why his turds float.
Kevin Williamson Hates white people so he can join The "Whitest Magazine since Shaun King Weekly" Atlanic, the gets fired because he's thinks abortions should be just as illegal as whitey.
Jonah Goldberg squeek howls at the moon over the Washington Consensus, which may or may not be a women's badminton team
The cabbage hammer can't stand up. May not be his fault, but it's manly like a wet paper towel covered in pink pocket lint.
And Rick Wilson, Egg McMufffin, Glenn Beck, and that NYT guy who likes what's in Obama's pant crease are all obviously gay.
Jennifer "addicted to uncomfortable sugar free gummy bears" Rubin has more balls.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (MYwGW)
How is one a conservative if he or her actively campaigned to put a psychotic Marxist Hillary in office?
having a tough time figuring that one out.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (Zsmh3)
https://tinyurl.com/y9z6dnbj
My advice Andy, we really want hILLRY and Obuttma, so FLIP, FLIP LIKE A FLAPJACK.
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bruce
You are not swearing until you use the word "fuck" as a comma.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (2ifxQ)
Slackers !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 03:16 PM (Mbmmf)
--------
So that answers the question: "Isn't 'lack of candor' just bureau speak for lying and thus a crime?"
Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (G0vdT)
Utter fucking bullshit study by some asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM
I know. Who fvcking waits that long every day?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:03 PM (LOgQ4)
****The fuck you say
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Fb9aZ)
Yeah, here is how it goes in the caves every morning...0445 alarm goes off......88 lb lab who has been waiting for alarm jumps up onto bed and starts licking my face....I say f******************ck.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (m7LQK)
Yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (/tuJf)
Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid
anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement
officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
...who was responding to the deaths of several dozen Americans at the hands of that same FBI.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (O5Q3r)
Love that line. Kristol, et al, are the kind of guy you see walk into a room and you hear audible groans and sighs and muttering from everyone, and he has no clue that NOBODY LIKES HIM!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (xPJvm)
BTW, never forget that a lot of Trump Dementia is actually economics disguised as politics. The president is bringing wealth and sovereignty back to America. The Hessians hate it.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (BNk/G)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:15 PM (MYwGW)
===========
Fun fact: Jenny Rubin buys at least seven BODs each week and sends them to herself. We are thinking of making a special "I love myself" gift box for her.
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (djCea)
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (zSVEm)
Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Joe, it was 1995. I wonder what other facts you and your ilk have ingorned and whitewashed.
Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (pOqmx)
He was like ?????
Posted by: golfman
WTF????
I'm in the shower sometimes twice a day. Especially during a Texas summer.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (2ifxQ)
exciting news: Former Florida Rep. Alan Grayson says he's making another run for Congress
Well, at least he ought to be good for some laughs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Underemployed Angry Man of Retirement Age Shouts Insults at Passers-By
-------
That actually made me laugh out loud and I knew who you were talking about before I read your post.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (U+nHb)
=====
First liar doesn't have a chance. (old Irish saying)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (2ifxQ)
ace. Is that you?
That was beautiful.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (If3tB)
What should be the practical, real world actions to be taken when the Left decides that political, religious, and cultural beliefs are to be determinative of whether one should be employed, be able to teach, be able to adopt or foster children, should be able to be licensed in social work, or should be able to operate a business?
Not words. Actions. What actions should be taken?
Because, you see, when the simpering of if you change your principles just to win then maybe you weren't principled starts up, I cannot help but throw back into the faces of those so stating that it is morally repugnant to state that I am not permitted to defend myself.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
3 times if the wife is out of town
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (BdsCV)
DUDE-WHERE'S MY INTERN?!?
//Joe Scardouche
Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (SzZnW)
---
leaving possible prosecution to the discretion of the local District Attorney.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (roQNm)
Joe Scarborough
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
What day did Joe murder the intern in his office?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (lKyWE)
PS I have never voted for a democrat in my life nor could I ever see myself ding so, but I can no longer see myself as a republican...
this was all before Trump (pboh) you could say that the pebubs left me I did not leave them. I changed a good year before the elections.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM (oVJmc)
On the same date two years prior.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (r+sAi)
Liar!!! Millennials don't wash their balls.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)
---
can't wash what you don't have.
#Duh
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (Zsmh3)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (Ke0ij)
245 What would the Founders say? Probably, "Stop trying to hang around with us."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2018 03:18 PM (xPJvm)
________
And you race them for sport calling it The special Olympics?
Posted by: The Founders at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (MYwGW)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:17 PM
I almost always begin the day with a shout out to the Lord. The 16 lb escapee from the pound decides 6:20 is the best time to leap up on the bed and land on my man place.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (DIosY)
WASHINGTON - Despite opposition from Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley confirmed Thursday that his committee will vote next week on a bill to protect special counsel Robert Mueller from being fired in the midst of the Russia investigation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)
-----------------------
Remember these are these same folks who could not get off their ass to do anything about Obama's excesses. But they can to protect Mueller so he can continue to witch hunt some idiotic charge against Trump.
It is crap like this that makes Alex Jones ranting on about vast conspiracies believable.
Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (MuTTO)
He was like ?????
Posted by: golfman
.........
He's not French is he?
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)
lacks of candor by Andrew McCabe:
1. The campaign donation is in the mail.
2. I love Hillary.
3. I won't come in my own mouth.
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (pw+jk)
Based on the skirt length and boot height, I'm doubting she's a real news person.
altho her outfit is pretty appropriate for most in the media these days....
Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (LDxhw)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (/JlMC)
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (BdsCV)
A fool and his money....
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2018 03:21 PM (r+sAi)
You know who else had a book deal?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Proffessional Politician at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (djCea)
Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (loZXu)
Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (2LelM)
ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM
True story. I'm flying back from somewhere near Chicago and Philly airport has some emergency and the runways are closed. We end up landing in some gawd-forsaken airport in the middle of no where. I stayed on the plane a while till finally said 'fvck this' and walked around the terminal a while. It's empty as hell.
Decided to take a piss. Coming out of the shitter stall is Bill Ayers. I will put my hand on Bible and swear it was him. The first thought through my mind was, "I can do this. Punch the fvcker out and no one would ever know". I think he read my mind and made a hasty retreat, without even washing his hands.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (3Pma+)
ever saw that person in real lifeI would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM
True story. I'm flying back from somewhere near Chicago and Philly airport has some emergency and the runways are closed. We end up landing in some gawd-forsaken airport in the middle of no where. I stayed on the plane a while till finally said 'fvck this' and walked around the terminal a while. It's empty as hell.
Decided to take a piss. Coming out of the shitter stall is Bill Ayers. I will put my hand on Bible and swear it was him. The first thought through my mind was, "I can do this. Punch the fvcker out and no one would ever know". I think he read my mind because he made a hasty retreat, without even washing his hands.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2018 03:22 PM (Ke0ij)
Holy crap, I had this vision of an alarm clock going off and then running away on four legs. What a nightmare.
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)
ever saw that person in real life I would have to punch them,
consequences be damned.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:02 PM
True story. I'm flying back from somewhere near Chicago and Philly airport has some emergency and the runways are closed. We end up landing in some gawd-forsaken airport in the middle of no where. I stayed on the plane a while till finally said 'fvck this' and walked around the terminal a while. It's empty as hell.
Decided to take a piss. Coming out of the shitter stall is Bill Ayers. I will put my hand on Bible and swear it was him. The first thought through my mind was, "I can do this. Punch the fvcker out and no one would ever know". I think he read my mind because he made a hasty retreat, without even washing his hands.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (LOgQ4)
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
Does this seem disingenuous to anybody else? Like he is exploiting this tragedy to take a shot at people who believe the government has sold them out. Ya know, the ones who elected Trump.
And he thinks he is being really clever and sly?
If he says this every year, then I believe it is genuine.
If this is new, than he is a scum bucket muppet of the worst kind. And the contempt I feel for those type of people is off the charts. They may as well be spitting on the peoples' graves by co-opting their deaths to make a slam against others.
And did you really say even one prayer for OK city Joe? Or were you too busy patting yourself on the back about how clever you were to use that tragedy in a Tweet. You sad, pathetic little, little man.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (UXHfL)
One can make a non-nonsensical argument that we crossed the Rubicon on "WrongThink" back in the transition from the 80s to the 90s....
How many pro-life news anchors are there?
How many pro-gun major news network reporters?
Anyway the Billy Dee Kristol "Love Boat" crew decided a long time ago they were not into the whole "defend other right wingers' right to conscience" game...
The "Salon Hot 25" think the intelligent way to face a left that has shifted the Overton window ever leftward with the mantra "no enemies to my left" is to bray and whine "one step to my right is fascism."
Make that math work.
If/when Trump wins in 2020 the SS Pacific Princess types will overtly join the socialists.
Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (SzZnW)
That was beautiful.
Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:19 PM (If3tB)
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I'm not Ace, but Thank you!
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (MYwGW)
Left decides that political, religious, and cultural beliefs are to be
determinative of whether one should be employed, be able to teach, be
able to adopt or foster children, should be able to be licensed in
social work, or should be able to operate a business?
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Per the Great State of DC, bring back religious tests. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (MIKMs)
Got '500 error' and it posted anyway. Weird. Sorry.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (LOgQ4)
I'm in the shower sometimes twice a day. Especially during a Texas summer.
Posted by: rickb223
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Shower?
What's that?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (mPeei)
"
How does the secret ballot work in states that require registration of party affiliation?
Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (TGrKk)
Consider the brutal logic displayed by these cheese-dick layabouts -- if there is someone anywhere in the world who will do your job for less, they should come here immediately to replace you, and you should be left to wander the streets, waiting for the first winter storm to exterminate you.
What's in it for us? Nothing.
It should be pointed out that importing "high quality" legal immigrants simply means we get replaced at the top end as well as the bottom. There should be a moratorium on all immigration. Sorry Rajeed. Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (kcc2V)
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid
anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement
officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
Well, to be fair, the FBI and others blew the shit out of the Branch Davidians...
I don't recall any hand wringing about that, when Butch Reno went on TV and stared blankly into the camera and told us it was all right.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:20 PM (roQNm)
+++++
Once again it is a Trump appointee who worked on his team ! Maybe half a clue or money to by one
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Posted by: WonkishRogue at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (BRpqW)
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This is about Wisconsin, isn't it?
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Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (m7LQK)
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BREAKING: DOJ Set To Release Comey's Memos, Could Lead To End Of Mueller's Investigation, Top Democrat Says
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (y3aQB)
In an effort to save face after killing Randy Weaver's wife at Ruby Ridge less than a year earlier.
Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (TGrKk)
It is really only for the purpose of primary voting.
Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (J70i0)
enjoyed his writing and was a fan.
Posted by: WonkishRogue at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (BRpqW)
You're not the only one.
I was fooled too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (wYseH)
And let's not forget that Hillary had a huge campaign debt from her 2008 run that Obama arranged to have his donors payoff. I forget what she had to do in return for that "favor."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)
@JoeNBC
168 Americans were massacred this day in 1996 by a paranoid anti-government terrorist who saw the FBI and other law enforcement officers as the enemy. Prayers for Oklahoma City
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Did anyone tell Dumb Fuck it was 1995, not 1996?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (vg8iE)
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Dumb Mika will tell him in her pillow talk with Slow Joe
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