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Fuck the Bruins.
Posted by: fucking whiny sacks of shit at April 21, 2018 09:43 PM (vCnsa) Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:43 PM (Ze9kt) 3
We were beavering away in the old thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:44 PM (IEVqH) 4
I wanna live when there were drive ins and people went to them in station wagons with blankets and pillows.
That's what the last thread taught me. Instead I get an iPad with an AI infection! Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (Ze9kt) 5
Fuck all hockey
Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (fc1RO) Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (aC6Sd) 7
1 Fuck the Bruins.
Posted by: fucking whiny sacks of shit at April 21, 2018 09:43 PM (vCnsa) -------- Bruins Not Bombs! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (IEVqH) 8
Top ten?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (J7NdS) 9
What a bunch of tossers and wankers, Is what I say.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:46 PM (Ze9kt) 10
No picture of the break in bather, but for a dude, that is the beginning of a Penthouse Forum letter...
Thanks for the ONT. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:46 PM (ycWCI) 11
9 What a bunch of tossers and wankers, Is what I say.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:46 PM (Ze9kt) -------- GFY Posted by: The Poofters at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (IEVqH) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (+y/Ru) 13
#TeamFreeWill!!!!
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (hMwEB) 14
"A Monroe police affidavit says 29-year-old Evelyn Washington was arrested on burglary and property damage charges."
29, hmm? Anyone want to own up to this one? Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (y87Qq) 15
Shit, you're still behind, Boston. Here's another powerplay to help you out.
Posted by: NHL refs at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (vCnsa) 16
Hello Beaverkin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (qJtVm) 17
AI is a slut!
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:48 PM (Ze9kt) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (ycWCI) Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (Ze9kt) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (IEVqH) 21
Evening Horde!
Was a good day - decent weather, helped #4 son work on his car, and pulled a couple of lengths of cast iron pipe down from a shelf onto my face. No stitches but sporting a pretty good shiner. Coulda been worse. Trying a new church tomorrow for Mass. Our previous parish has gone SJW. Ugh. Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (9rIkM) 22
Evening, Horde! It's nice to be with you all once again.
Another interesting collection of stories, thank you Mis Hum. Thank you very much! Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (YYn2L) 23
Take my wife. Please!
Posted by: William Jefferson Clintoris at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (J7XgW) 24
MONROE, La. (AP) -- Police in Louisiana say a woman came home to discover a naked stranger in her tub, eating her Cheetos while taking a bath.
A Monroe police affidavit says 29-year-old Evelyn Washington was arrested on burglary and property damage charges. Property damage == eaten Cheetos? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (8gDQu) 25
12 Before you start having any erotic Cheetos based fantasies:
https://bit.ly/2HmA7sY Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (+y/Ru) Not clicking. Leave me to my Christina Hendricks based fantasy! Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (ycWCI) 26
1001 Arabian Beavers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs) 27
Dobroye vecher', moyi druzh'ya!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (e9G8E) 28
Geez, is it Nookie Night at the HQ?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (8gDQu) 30
I wonder if the trash panda got the munchies and tipped over some cans later on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (qJtVm) 31
I knew that THEY were never going to let me be a saint
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW) 32
28 Geez, is it Nookie Night at the HQ?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L) If it is, I certainly don't know anything about it. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs) 33
I do like the guy's reply in the advice column.
What the hell is he supposed to say? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (ycWCI) Exhibit #2 of why men should not write advice columns. Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Ze9kt) 34
>>>>Property damage == eaten Cheetos?
Probably some damage to a widow or door gaining access to the home Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (3Pma+) 35
32 28 Geez, is it Nookie Night at the HQ?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L) If it is, I certainly don't know anything about it. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs) It used to be called Caterday. Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (YYn2L) 36
Dobroye vecher', moyi druzh'ya!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (e9G8E) Добро пожаловать, мой друг Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq) 37
31 I knew that THEY were never going to let me be a saint
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW) Although it is interesting to imagine what her iconography would be. My guess is stairs, the instrument of her martyrdom. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (ycWCI) 38
31 I knew that THEY were never going to let me be a saint
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW) -------- A decision was made that you would be a drunken, brain-damaged hideous old slag. I'm not saying Illuminati, but, Illuminati. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (IEVqH) 39
If this doesn't make you smile and/or laugh. There is something wrong with you.
I thought the meant the coyote mount, which I found funny. Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Ymy4N) 40
Geez, is it Nookie Night at the HQ?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L) I think... I think maybe you missed the movie thread. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (y87Qq) 41
There is Russian collusion taking place right under our very noses. Smells like cheap cigarettes, vodka and borscht.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs) 42
33 I do like the guy's reply in the advice column.
What the hell is he supposed to say? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (ycWCI) Exhibit #2 of why men should not write advice columns. Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Ze9kt) Guilty as charged. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (ycWCI) 43
I think... I think maybe you missed the movie thread.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (y87Qq) Why, yes, I did. What happened on the movie thread? Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (YYn2L) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC) 45
Probably some damage to a widow or door gaining access to the home
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (3Pma+) That poor widow. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs) 46
Dammit, got Willowed, or wasn't paying attention. First non-debauched thing I post in a while, and Willowed: If one wishes to ponder questions of infinity and the relationship with free will and consciousness, I recommend "Infinity and the Mind" by Rudy Rucker. No one has a clue what consciousness is. There is a tendency to make the question go away by pretending it doesn't really exist. Free will is...problematic. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (8O3HH) 47
>>>Property damage == eaten Cheetos?
Probably some damage to a widow or door gaining access to the home Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (3Pma+) But those Cheetos really tied the room together ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (8gDQu) 48
Why, yes, I did. What happened on the movie thread?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (YYn2L) Start at post #441. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq) 49
Hey Siri, how do I rob banks and sell diamonds for cash?
Posted by: Kaleem Tikori Frederick at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (EzdLW) 50
44 Aetius451AD
The Patron Saint of the over-entitled? Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC) Patron Saint of Grifters, Conmen, and Self-hating. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (ycWCI) 51
PM (y87Qq)
Why, yes, I did. What happened on the movie thread? Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (YYn2L) ------- Think Beaver Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (IEVqH) 52
OK, I've been resisting posting this Urban Dictionary definition of Angry Racoon on the grounds that it is just too obscene and disturbing and then you run a racoon story.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! https://bit.ly/2K4lRTf Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (+y/Ru) 53
I went to an auction CT about 10 years ago and they had a whole lot of really nice taxied animals. They went for nothing, like 20 bucks apiece
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (Ymy4N) 54
Have a great night everyone.
See you tomorrow for a shinier day. We do hold our future happiness in our own free-will actions. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC) Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (NWiLs) 56
Think Beaver
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (IEVqH) Ah, Clint Eastwood in Firebeaver. Classic. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (y87Qq) 57
Good links. I laughed at the advice column.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (roQNm) 58
And speaking of trippin', you all have to see those badly taxidermied critters. The eyes! I swear one has googly eyes and human dentures.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (qJtVm) 59
52 OK, I've been resisting posting this Urban Dictionary definition of Angry Racoon on the grounds that it is just too obscene and disturbing and then you run a racoon story.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! https://bit.ly/2K4lRTf Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (+y/Ru) Urban Dictionary is fanfic. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (ycWCI) 60
I want that sign!
Posted by: Nobody in particular at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (qzf8l) 61
I knew that THEY were never going to let me be a saint Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM Although it is interesting to imagine what her iconography would be. My guess is stairs, the instrument of her martyrdom. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM Our Lady of Perpetual Dyskenesia Posted by: Kaleem Tikori Frederick at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (EzdLW) 62
Beaver Dawn
The Beavers of the Navarone Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs) 63
off sock
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (EzdLW) 64
Evenin' Horde!
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (X+6iw) 65
>>Geez, is it Nookie Night at the HQ?
No, it's Wang Dang Sweet Poontang night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMaSLCDxQc Do look up the lyrics. "I got right in my hands, just for you baby. I think I'm gonna yank it one more time. Look out!" Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (8O3HH) 66
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs) 67
Kentucky Fried Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (IEVqH) 69
@58: "I swear one has googly eyes and human dentures."
As good a time to mention Fugglers again, but honestly, the doll maker isn't quite demented enough to really do them justice. Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (I/iGu) 70
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs) Especially if ya don't take out the garbage or lower the toilet seat Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (SYiiL) 71
A Beaver Runs Through It
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (J7NdS) 72
A Beaver For All Seasons
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (IEVqH) 73
Especially if ya don't take out the garbage or lower the toilet seat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (SYiiL) Ice Station Beaver Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (NWiLs) 74
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Beaver.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (qJtVm) 75
Gutfeld: Trump is a like a brownie filled with laxatives. He gets everybody going. Steyn is on Gutfeld, riffing on Stormy. He noted that Kim's missile is the "No Dong", and noted that sounds like Stormy's easiest movie role. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (8O3HH) 76
Since I find taxidermy creepy, it was interesting to discover why it fascinated the Victorians. It made it a tad less creepy. But just a little.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (Ze9kt) 77
Young Beaverstein.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (I/iGu) 78
You are supposed to be having a serious conversation about cinema and it devolves into sophomoric humor about rodents.
Tut, tut. Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (YYn2L) 79
Had to go to WalMart this afternoon, and wound up getting to check out behind a fairly obvious tranny.
About 70 years old, wearing skinny jeans and an off-the shoulder peasant blouse. Bad blonde wig. Obviously all the wrong shape for a woman. But the weirdest part was the yamulke. Seriously, 100% all-true. But the best part of all was the bolt of inspiration that made me think of him as...Moishe/Diane. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc) 80
Grumpy Old Beavers
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (Ze9kt) 81
But the best part of all was the bolt of inspiration that made me think of him as...Moishe/Diane.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc) LOL. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (8gDQu) 82
About 70 years old, wearing skinny jeans and an off-the shoulder peasant blouse. Bad blonde wig. Obviously all the wrong shape for a woman. But the weirdest part was the yamulke. Seriously, 100% all-true.
But the best part of all was the bolt of inspiration that made me think of him as...Moishe/Diane. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc) Funny, she didn't look druish. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (ycWCI) 83
Romancing the Beaver.
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (YYn2L) 84
But the best part of all was the bolt of inspiration that made me think of him as...Moishe/Diane.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc) Oh wow. Wow. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (3Pma+) 86
once when I was younger I took one of those personality tests that suggest good career choices.
it suggested I become a taxidermist Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB) 87
78 You are supposed to be having a serious conversation about cinema and it devolves into sophomoric humor about rodents.
Tut, tut. Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (YYn2L) --------- *bows head shamefully* Wait. Beavers are rodents? I thought they were quadrupeds! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (IEVqH) Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (y87Qq) 89
Ya'll are being a little too hard on the Beaver tonight. Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH) 90
Beaver over the River Kwai
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (b8HGm) 91
I was a Teenage Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (J7NdS) 92
The link to the guy driving on the shoulder is good. I have one capture from my dashcam of a driver using the center turn lane to pass a line of cars, and the cops right behind them. It's the first clip in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a29I5x_W-DM I have another one of a guy running a red light right past an unmarked car. Haven't posted it to youtube yet. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (w+Jhj) 93
Once Upon A Time In The Beaver.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (y87Qq) 94
Beaver > Nutria
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (EzdLW) 95
I have the T-shirt that says "Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency."
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (sdi6R) 96
Three Men and a Beaver. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH) 97
Capybara > Nutria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (IEVqH) 98
Forrest Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (J7NdS) 99
Speaking of Microsoft Store having movies; iTunes also sells/rents movies and they also have 'Baby Driver' for rent for 99 cents.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (roQNm) 100
A Beaver Called Wanda.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (I/iGu) 101
Eye patch?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (3Pma+) Put ya an eye patch on Jennifer Palmieri and ya got yourself Snake Plissken Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (Ymy4N) 102
The Good, The Bad, The Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (J7XgW) 103
Beaver on a Hot Tin Roof.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (I/iGu) Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (X+6iw) 105
Beaver Down Under.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (y87Qq) 106
Golden tamarind > Nutria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (IEVqH) 107
In the Heat of the Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (J7NdS) 108
>>>I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.
Shocking! How shameful! How could any professing Catholic be such a sleazeball? Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (/qEW2) 109
Songs that ARE made today: the DPRK's Official State K-Pop group is called Moranbong.
Pronounced "Moron Bong." Which one of you smart asses is behind this? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (UiRxW) 110
The Pink Beaver. Dead ant, dead ant.... Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH) 111
I'm not sure MAD Magazine can be revived. We just don't have that staid un-ironic Establishment culture to riff on anymore. MAD was the smart-ass, and now everyone is a smart-ass.
Some publications, like the late, great, lamented Spy Magazine, are products of their time. Having said that, I'm going to check it out. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (qJtVm) 112
The Pink Beaver!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (I/iGu) 113
it suggested I become a taxidermist
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB) And what did you become ?? Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N) 114
Romancing the Beaver.
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (YYn2L) ------- There is no romancing the beaver. There is only romancing the possessor of said system. Unfortunately, this often makes real life much more complicated than it needs to be. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (NIRP2) 115
Skandia, did you mean *Beaver Driver?'
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (X+6iw) 116
Muskrat>Nutria
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (J7NdS) 117
A Beaver Too Far
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (ZpfqO) 118
Faster, Pussybeaver! Kill, Kill!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (qJtVm) 119
GWTB
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (Ymy4N) 120
Steel Beavers
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (J7NdS) 121
I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.
Shocking! How shameful! How could any professing Catholic be such a sleazeball? Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (/qEW2) I know, right? Posted by: Pope Francis at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (Ze9kt) Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (WAnre) 123
Bush Baby > Nutria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (IEVqH) 124
101 Beavers
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (J7NdS) 125
Of Beavers and Men.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (I/iGu) 126
Suicide Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (J7NdS) 127
The Hunt For Red Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (J7XgW) 128
Potto > Nutria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (IEVqH) 129
Beavers are not very friendly animals, you know. And they can jump.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (X+6iw) 130
Its a Beaver, Beaver, Beaver, Beaver, Beaver World
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (9rIkM) 131
Secondhand Beavers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (ZpfqO) 132
The Coal Miner's Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (YYn2L) 133
>> There is no romancing the beaver. There is only
>> romancing the possessor of said system. Au contraire, mon frere. The beaver can have a personality of its own. Posses the beaver and you possess its possessor. And said possessor will possess you. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH) 134
Ice Station Beaver
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (IEVqH) 135
Skandia, did you mean *Beaver Driver?'
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM Ya, shoulda realized the horde was fixated on beavers. Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (roQNm) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (9rIkM) 137
And what did you become ??
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N) not a taxidermist Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (hMwEB) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (9rIkM) 139
Moby Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (J7XgW) 140
Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987739130900762625 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987736448681107456 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987737414193111040 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987740343830491136 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987738310083858432 Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (eh0Va) 141
Cool Hand Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (YYn2L) 142
Oh, you poor babies. That didn't do it. Her, have yet another powerplay.
Posted by: NHL refs at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (vCnsa) 143
Beavershank Redemption
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH) 145
Beavers are not very friendly animals, you know. And they can jump.
Posted by: LadyTheo ----------- They don't like their photos taken: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y935mlrc Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (ZpfqO) 146
The Beaver Always Rings Twice
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM) 147
Escape from the Planet of the Beavers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (I/iGu) 148
not a taxidermist
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (hMwEB) You should have business cards made up. VOTERMOM "not a taxidermist" (xxx) yyy-zzzz Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (y87Qq) 149
Twelve Angry Beavers
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (9rIkM) 150
Beauty and the Beaver
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (IEVqH) 151
Pretty Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (YYn2L) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (kLwt5) 153
Beaverlander
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (J7NdS) 154
Twelve OClock Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (9rIkM) 155
Monty Python and the Holy Beaver.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (X+6iw) 156
Snow White and the Seven Beavers
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (J7NdS) 157
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Beavers
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq) 158
The Wrath of Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (YYn2L) 159
The Beaver of Dr. Moreau.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs) 160
I Was A Teenage Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (9rIkM) 161
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Beavers
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (IEVqH) 162
Infinity Beavers
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (WAnre) 163
The Beaver in the Iron Mask
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs) 164
The Beaver that Never Was
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM) 165
Guardians of the Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs) 166
someone on FB was playing this game, but with Macaroon instead of Beaver
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (hMwEB) 167
Beaver Ballou
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: NHL refs at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (vCnsa) 169
Lady Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM) 171
Poor MH. Probably spent hours curating content and this is what we do with his ONT. Shameful.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (y87Qq) 172
I think Beavers are impressive animals. Smarter than SJWs, that's for sure. Of course, at one time didn't our "elites" kill most of them off? Then realized, oopsies, we really fvcked up the land and waterways. That's how I see the elites really...as total fvck-ups.
Posted by: Pope Francis at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (Ze9kt) 173
The secret of my Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (YYn2L) Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (hMwEB) 175
To Catch a Beaver
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (I/iGu) 176
The Beaver Who Loved Me
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (IEVqH) 177
Hammer - Fire over your way today? Saw a bit of smoke on the mountainside over there.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (w+Jhj) 178
Star Beavers: The New Hope
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (WAnre) 179
Yay!
Posted by: NHL refs at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (vCnsa) 180
Dial B for Beaver
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (I/iGu) 181
Goldbeaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (X+6iw) 183
Saturday Night Beaver
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (EzdLW) 184
The French Lieutenant's Beaver
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (qJtVm) 185
Voyage to the Center of the Beaver
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 21, 2018 10:18 PM (JyFLk) 186
West Beaver Story
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (hMwEB) 187
The Man with Two Beavers
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (WAnre) 188
Around the Beaver in 80 Days
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs) 189
Au contraire, mon frere. The beaver can have a personality of its own. Posses the beaver and you possess its possessor. And said possessor will possess you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH) -------- Seems like we agree, essentially. Eventually, you have to deal with the life support system for said beaver. And, that is when it goes off the rails. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (NIRP2) 190
Charlie and the Chocolate Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (J7NdS) 191
Watch out for Russian Beaver. They'll pee on you. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (8O3HH) 192
someone on FB was playing this game, but with Macaroon instead of Beaver
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (hMwEB) OH! They had shelves of those things the other night at Meijer, on sale for like $1.29 after Passover! Guess who just decided that "being a grownup" means "eating macaroons and giggling at beaver jokes all night"? (hint: it is me) Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (y87Qq) 193
Beaver and Butthead Do America
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (EzdLW) 194
The Scent of a Beaver
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (qJtVm) 195
The Beaver of Oz
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (hMwEB) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (9rIkM) 197
Paint Your Beaver
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (IEVqH) 198
One Flew Over the Beaver's Nest
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (X+6iw) 199
Legends of the Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs) 200
The Deep End of the Beaver
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (JyFLk) 201
Poor MH. Probably spent hours curating content and this is what we do with his ONT. Shameful.
Posted by: hogmartin ---------- I renounce myself, and hereby foreswear any more b****r humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (5OO3x) 202
One Hour Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs) 203
Young Frankenbeaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (J7XgW) 204
Old Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (9rIkM) 205
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs) 206
The Beaver and Mrs Muir.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (9rIkM) 207
>> Around the Beaver in 80 Days
That's part of the Around the World tour. See Urban Dictionary for the definition of around the world. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (8O3HH) 208
Beaver: Covenant
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs) 209
The Day the Beaver Stood Still.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (w+Jhj) 210
Deadbeaver
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (hMwEB) 211
Oops. Sorry for the Pope Francis sock fail.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (Ze9kt) 212
A chain of Texas Size "convenience stores". The one in Texas City is 52,000+ sq. ft., has 115 gas pumps out front.
The ladies room is 60 individual stalls, and there are attendants in both bathrooms 24/7 doing nonstop cleaning. Across town, the Katy location is 80,000 sq. ft.+, and has about 200 pumps from the looks of it. https://buc-ees.com/index.php Their trademarked image? You got it right in one. A Beaver. *drops mic* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (QzJWU) 213
Saturday Night Beaver (Did we do that one already?)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (X+6iw) 214
The Discreet Charm of the Beavoisie
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (qJtVm) 215
Ok good beaver horde, see ya tomorrow
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (hMwEB) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (9rIkM) 217
One Flew Over The Beaver Dam
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (J7XgW) 218
"I renounce myself, and hereby foreswear any more b****r humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer" And you living just down the road from Beaver Lake. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj) 219
Puff-n-Beaver
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (Ze9kt) 220
The Beaver Connection
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs) 221
Million Dollar Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (YYn2L) 222
Gone with the Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (J7NdS) 223
171 Poor MH. Probably spent hours curating content and this is what we do with his ONT. Shameful.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (y87Qq) It's an open thread You guys & gals are having fun Mission accomplished Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (3Pma+) 224
Jungle Beaver
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (UiRxW) 225
208 Beaver: Covenant
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs) --- That rare instance of the reboot being better than the original. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (qJtVm) 226
Gutfeld has an AI toaster running for mayor. lol
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (EzdLW) 227
laters, votermom
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (YYn2L) 229
We could move from beavers to bearded clams...
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (X+6iw) 230
Beaver Day
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (e9G8E) 232
A'ville Robt. - interesting afternoon here, Forest Service helicopter busy dipping water from (uh, oh. what are the odds?) Beaver Lake , to extinguish forest fire up in Baird's Cove.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (7ThJ3) Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (YYn2L) 234
Ferris Beaver's Day Off
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (roQNm) 235
Beaver of the Sierra Madre
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs) 236
La La Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (J7NdS) 237
Big Trouble in Little Beaver
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (qJtVm) 238
I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.
Shocking! How shameful! How could any professing Catholic be such a sleazeball? Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (/qEW2) I know, right? Posted by: Pope Francis Didja see the Pope rewriting theology in an admittedly difficult situation. A boy whose father had been a "nonbeliever" and had just died asked if his father was in Heaven. The Pope told him: "That man did not have the gift of faith, he wasn't a believer, but he had his children baptized. He had a good heart," he continued. "God is the one who says who goes to heaven." https://bit.ly/2qKiKb5 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru) 239
Rosemary's Beaver
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (X+6iw) 240
Saw "Beirut" this afternnoon with Ms K, and we both liked it.
Jon Hamm, Rosamund Pike, and the actor from Breaking Bad that played the DEA BIL, plus that great actor from Boardwalk Empire that played Nucky's brother. Shea Whigham's his name. Imagine Hollywood doing a film in which the palestinians are killer assholes. I couldn't, but they did. Or at least the PLO are killer assholes. We gotta remember, it was the PLO that murdered Israeli athletes and others in Munich, and this film opens at about that time, then time-shifts to the story, happening in 1982. And then there was the bombing of the Marine barracks. But we've forgotten all that, right? The palis are now oppressed good people, and the Israelis are the devils. Thanks, Obama! Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (4ZE6o) 241
The Beaver and the Tramp
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (J7NdS) 242
French Lieutenant's Beaver
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (WAnre) 243
Cabin Beaver and Cabin Beaver 2: Spring Beaver
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (UiRxW) 244
171 Poor MH. Probably spent hours curating content and this is what we do with his ONT. Shameful.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (y87Qq) --------- Agreed. The Horde gets to be pretty OCD when someone mentions a meme. I am going to tune out and live IRL. Be well, Horde. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (NIRP2) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (9rIkM) 246
The Good, The Bad, and The Beaver
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (IEVqH) 247
That clip of instant Karma was great. How many times have you seen some idiot driving too fast or aggressively and wished there was a cop near by?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (YYn2L) 248
An Officer And A Beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (e9G8E) 249
Kiss of the Beaver Woman
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (qJtVm) 250
Endless Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:27 PM (J7NdS) 251
Ward? Eh, never mind.
Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:27 PM (Tyii7) 252
Step Into Beaver
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (qJtVm) 253
Wet, Hot, American Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (J7NdS) 254
2001: A Space Beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (e9G8E) 255
Birth of a Beaver
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R) 256
Back To the Beaver!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru) 257
The Unbearable Lightness of Beavers
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (WAnre) 258
>>>During the spree, in which he and a childhood friend held up liquor stores, a gas station and finally a downtown bank, Kaleem Tikori Fredericks searched "how to rob banks" and "how to sell diamonds for cash" on his phone, according to an indictment in the case.
Let me guess, a chain migration diversity lottery winner. Yes, we need to flush more ethics-free people like this into our nation. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (/qEW2) 259
How Green Was My Beaver
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (EzdLW) 260
Ironbeaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (J7NdS) 261
We're watching Gunsmoke with James Arness. and these are the episodes with a very young Burt Reynolds.
He was a nice looking young man. Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (YYn2L) 262
"White Line Beaver"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (mc8++) Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq) 264
I want what, to slightly paraphrase one of my roommates in college (high school buddy) described: I want an olympic sized swimming pool full of beaver and just dive in and wallow and writhe. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH) 265
Fast Beavers at Ridgemont High
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (roQNm) 266
Absence of Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs) 267
Captain America: The Winter Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (J7NdS) 268
Cannon Beaver Run
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (e9G8E) 269
and naow i'm grilling dinner...
BIAB... but, when i do, i had a chance to make the day of a member of "The Resistance" today, so i did... because i'm a giver, and, besides, fuck them, sideways, with a tanker's bar, wrapped in 3 rolls of rusty concertina wire, sideways. assholes. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (kLwt5) 270
HEY!!! HEY!!! THIS IS ONT!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (kufk0) 271
12 Angry Beavers
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (J7XgW) 273
Smoky And The Beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (e9G8E) 274
That bad taxidermy example looks like Marty Feldman as a werewolf.
Wolf howls. Inga: Werewolf! Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf? Igor: There! Dr. Frankenstein: What? Igor: There wolf. There castle. Posted by: Pete in TX at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (2RBkF) 275
The Beaver of Sleepy Hollow
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs) 276
Three Beavers for Sister Sarah.
Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (Tyii7) 277
We should work up a name for a meme-driven thread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (7ThJ3) 278
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Beaver
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (qJtVm) 279
I want what, to slightly paraphrase one of my roommates in college (high school buddy) described: I want an olympic sized swimming pool full of beaver and just dive in and wallow and writhe.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH) Same here, actually, but bathtub and Singapura kittens. No double-entendre, actual kittens with enormous derpy eyes. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (y87Qq) 280
redc1c4, how did you make the day of a member of "The Resistance"?
Curious Beavers want to know. Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (YYn2L) 281
CasaBeaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (e9G8E) 282
Smokey And The Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (J7XgW) 283
GoldBeaver
On Her Majesty's Secret Beaver Beavers Are Forever Live and Let Beaver The Man With the Golden Beaver Octopussy Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:32 PM (mc8++) 284
Behind The Green Beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:32 PM (e9G8E) 285
It's a Wonderful Beaver.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (TdMsT) 286
The Beaver's Edge
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs) 287
Happy Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (J7NdS) 288
Beaver Horizon
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs) 289
Beaver Is The Warmest Colour?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (e9G8E) 290
Dances With Beavers
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (J7XgW) 291
Babe: Beaver in the City
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (UiRxW) 292
Brother Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (J7NdS) 293
Top Beaver
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (WAnre) 294
The Beaver In Mrs Jones?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (e9G8E) 295
The Longest Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs) 296
Beaver de Jour
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (qJtVm) 297
Bad News Beavers
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (UiRxW) 298
Heartbreak Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (YYn2L) 299
Beaver Fight At the OK Corral.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (+y/Ru) 300
The Beavers Take Manhattan
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (J7NdS) 301
Saturday Night Bever
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (mc8++) 302
Speaking of worn-out beaver, I see Stormy is putting hers back on the movie circuit. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH) 303
Das Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (NWiLs) 304
I, Beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (e9G8E) 305
I don't think I've ever witnessed anything quite like this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (cp1if) 306
The Beavers of Madison County
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (YYn2L) 307
There is a nood
Posted by: IC at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (gcme+) 308
Soylent Beaver
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (qJtVm) 309
The Maltese Beaver
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (UiRxW) 310
These things take on an amazing life of their own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (ycWCI) 311
Ruthless Beavers
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (WAnre) 312
To Kill a Mockingbeaver
Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (Tyii7) 313
The Beaver Express.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru) 314
The Beaver State!!!
Posted by: Oregon at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (yD/Pf) 315
Ace is up late.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (mc8++) 317
The Seduction Of Misty Beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (e9G8E) 318
Wag the Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs) 319
Nelson Cruz just hit his 100th career homer in Arlington.
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (EzdLW) 320
305 I don't think I've ever witnessed anything quite like this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (cp1if) No we have done worse. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (ycWCI) 321
Crimson Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs) 322
Not to spoil the beaver fun but I has a gun question.
I understand *straw man* purchases are illegal but what does federal law say about a weapon as a gift? If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts? Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM) 323
Field of Beavers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs) 324
Raiders Of The Lost Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (J7XgW) 325
The Beverly Hill-Beavers
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (YYn2L) 326
I look forward to Spy vs Spy.
One reason I spent the last 35 years in Intelligence. Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (0tfLf) 327
Mr and Mrs Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (DAdSz) 328
I'd really rather spend my time saying mean things about Hillary.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT) 329
Attack of the Fifty-foot Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs) 330
322 Not to spoil the beaver fun but I has a gun question.
I understand *straw man* purchases are illegal but what does federal law say about a weapon as a gift? If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts? Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM) Hypothetically speaking, I am sure. Hypothetically, I have done something similar. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (ycWCI) 331
Beaver Beaver Beaver
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (sdi6R) 332
I understand *straw man* purchases are illegal but what does federal law say about a weapon as a gift?
If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts? Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM) As long as the recipient is not a prohibited possessor, no issue. If it's out of state, it has to go through a FFL in that state. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (y87Qq) 333
----> I'm with Beaver.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT) 334
I took my cat for a ride in my truck to the Burger King tonight.
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv) 335
Oh dang it Insomniac! I just thought of that one too!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (mMeIQ) 336
>>>If this doesn't make you smile and/or laugh. There is something wrong with you.
Then there must be something wrong with me. Why did the kid feel the need to stomp through the puddle several times? I don't get the joke. I feel as confused as the dog. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (/qEW2) 337
320 305 I don't think I've ever witnessed anything quite like this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (cp1if) No we have done worse. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (ycWCI) The porn movie thread comes to mind. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (Ze9kt) 338
I, Beaverus
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (DAdSz) 339
Fistful Of Beavers?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (e9G8E) 340
pretty sure I just heard a gunshot, loud, from outside
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (hMwEB) 341
Magnum Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (YYn2L) 342
I'd really rather spend my time saying mean things about Hillary.
Why am I not up 50 beavers? *hic* Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (Tyii7) 343
334 I took my cat for a ride in my truck to the Burger King tonight.
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv) Did he hang his head out the window? Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (Vb4BV) 345
Bang the Beaver Slowly
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv) 347
The Beaver In the Gray Flannel Suit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (+y/Ru) 348
Are you sure votermom? It could be all the beavers we got up in here!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (DAdSz) 349
I understand *straw man* purchases are illegal but what does federal law say about a weapon as a gift?
If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts? Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM) Also make sure the state doesn't have an issue with it. But federally, as long as it's legitimately a gift to someone who is eligible to own it, not an issue. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (y87Qq) 350
I give the new MAD magazine three or four issues. First issue will be bought by collectors.
for me, MAD bombed around 1988, when they tried to do a parody of "Married with Children", which was at least as funny as anything MAD had done in the previous couple of years. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (KxbBq) 351
"A'ville Robt. - interesting afternoon here, Forest
Service helicopter busy dipping water from (uh, oh. what are the odds?) Beaver Lake , to extinguish forest fire up in Baird's Cove. Posted by: Mike Hammer," Yeah, I saw the smoke up that way. Used to work on Baird Cove Rd before our office moved over to New Leicester. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (w+Jhj) 352
The Name of the Beaver
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (WAnre) 353
Where Beavers Dare
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (YYn2L) 354
I quit my job on Wednesday and it was the smartest thing i've done in a long time.
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (GTMqk) 355
The League of Extraordinary Beavers
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (Vb4BV) 356
The Blues Beavers?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (e9G8E) 357
lol rickl
when I rolled down the window to order, she did. But windows up while rolling. She stood on the back of the seat, where the head rests go. a cat-shaped head rest Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:43 PM (xGMkv) 358
Beavers of the Caribbean
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:43 PM (DAdSz) 359
An American Beaver in Paris: the John Kerry Story
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW) 360
For a Few Beavers More. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (Tyii7) 361
A Series Of Unfortunate Beavers
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (Vb4BV) 362
348 Are you sure votermom?
== checked fb neighbors group, someone else heard it too and a car speed away (I didn't hear the car) Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (hMwEB) 363
The beaver who shot liberty valance
Posted by: BigZesty at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (mcT0K) 364
"I took my cat for a ride in my truck to the Burger King tonight.
Posted by: booknlass" We're all gonna die! <- booknlass' cat Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj) 365
The porn movie thread comes to mind.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (Ze9kt) There is another one I am thinkling of that was truly epic (like an 800-1000 post thread. I cannot remember what we were riffing on, however. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (ycWCI) 366
I quit my job on Wednesday and it was the smartest thing i've done in a long time.
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (GTMqk) --------- Good for you! I hope you find one better, and soon. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (NIRP2) 367
Oh hell thats scary votermom! Do you have one of those police scanner apps to see if anything has been reported?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (DAdSz) 368
The Red Beaver of Courage
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (UiRxW) 369
All the President's Beaver
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (+y/Ru) 370
354 I quit my job on Wednesday and it was the smartest thing i've done in a long time.
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (GTMqk) How is this relevant to beavers? J/k. Glad you're at peace with your decision Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs) 371
checked fb neighbors group, someone else heard it too
and a car speed away (I didn't hear the car) Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot --- It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out. Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (9rIkM) 372
That clip of instant Karma was great. How many times have you seen some idiot driving too fast or aggressively and wished there was a cop near by?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (YYn2L) ------------ I got to experience this in real life, once. I was in driver's ed, going down a residential road, apparently too slow for the guy behind me. He whipped around me, and went shooting down the road. Three or four blocks later, we passed him and the cop who pulled him over. Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (+F0Wk) Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs) 374
Seven Beavers for Seven Brothers
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (EzdLW) 375
There is another one I am thinkling of that was truly epic (like an 800-1000 post thread. I cannot remember what we were riffing on, however.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (ycWCI) --- Obamas movies. Epic. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:48 PM (UiRxW) 376
Gentle Beaver
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:48 PM (EzdLW) 377
Asheville Robert.
LOL really. you made me laugh out loud. She wanted to be at my feet by the brake, but i peeled her off there and sat her by me, so she climbed up to the top of the passenger seat. Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:49 PM (xGMkv) 378
I Spit on Your Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs) 379
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Beaver
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R) 380
What Price Beaver Now?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (+y/Ru) 381
Tucker and Dale vs. Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (NWiLs) 382
Two Beavers for Sister Sarah
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (xGMkv) 383
A Beaver in King Arthurs Court
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (DAdSz) 384
Does anyone have contact information for that taxidermist?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (0jtPF) 385
The Lost Beaver of Cadavra
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (+F0Wk) 386
The Beavers Have Eyes
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (NWiLs) 387
Beaver from the Black Lagoon
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW) 388
I went to an auction CT about 10 years ago and they had a whole lot of really nice taxied animals. They went for nothing, like 20 bucks apiece Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (Ymy4N) Taxidermy is sooo 20th Century. Uberdermy is the new hotness. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (efC8N) 389
The Beaver Always Rings Twice
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (oVJmc) 390
O Beaver, Where Art Thou?
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R) 391
The Wicker Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (3Pma+) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW) 394
Beaverhog Day
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc) 395
Beaver 21
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (DAdSz) 396
Leave it to Beaver
==== >>>Ward don't you think you were a little tough on the Beaver last night Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (y3aQB) 397
Meme threads suck. Just my opinion. Cuz after the first 50, the Horde just repeats itself.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NIRP2) 398
Gone Beaver Gone
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs) 399
"She wanted to be at my feet by the brake, but i
peeled her off there and sat her by me, so she climbed up to the top of the passenger seat. Posted by: booknlass" There are some cats in the world that like to ride in the car. Probably could be counted on both hands. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (w+Jhj) 400
All Quiet on the Western Beaver
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc) 401
Touch of Beaver
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (Vb4BV) 402
speaking of FB, Seb. Gorka just urged those of us who want to help President Trump to get on FB or Twitter and post a few times a night "to be part of the solution."
maybe Twitter, but not FB, for me. Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (xGMkv) 403
A Few Good Beavers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs) 404
A Beaver to Remember
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (sdi6R) 405
might be idiots hunting at night on the adjacent wooded area....
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (hMwEB) 406
Meme threads suck. Just my opinion. Cuz after the first 50, the Horde just repeats itself.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (oVJmc) 407
The Seven Beaver Itch
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (Vb4BV) 408
The Beaver Stuff
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs) 409
365 The porn movie thread comes to mind.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (Ze9kt) There is another one I am thinkling of that was truly epic (like an 800-1000 post thread. I cannot remember what we were riffing on, however. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (ycWCI) There was another movie thread where we combined 2 movie titles. Don't know if it was that one either though. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (Ze9kt) 410
397 Meme threads suck. Just my opinion. Cuz after the first 50, the Horde just repeats itself.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NIRP2) I can't cast stones. I have participated in more than one. Not feeling the Beaver tonight (that's what she said!) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (ycWCI) 411
"That clip of instant Karma was great. How many times
have you seen some idiot driving too fast or aggressively and wished there was a cop near by? Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (YYn2L) ------------ I got to experience this in real life, once. I was in driver's ed, going down a residential road, apparently too slow for the guy behind me. He whipped around me, and went shooting down the road. Three or four blocks later, we passed him and the cop who pulled him over. Posted by: No One of Consequence" Did you watch my Youtube video of instant karma? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a29I5x_W-DM Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (w+Jhj) 412
Meme threads suck. Just my opinion. Cuz after the first 50, the Horde just repeats itself.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NIRP2) You'd think so, but after ~350, there have been surprisingly few reposts that I've noticed. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (AoK0a) 414
Does anyone have contact information for that taxidermist?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM ******* LOL! Posted by: Ruth Vader Ginsbeaver at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (e9G8E) 415
Beaver Vs. Beaver
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (oVJmc) 416
Paint Your Beaver!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (+y/Ru) 417
Beaver on a Hot Tin Roof
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (DAdSz) 418
Beaver Downunder
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (roQNm) 419
On Golden Beaver.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs) 420
A Clockwork Beaver
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc) 421
There are some cats in the world that like to ride in the car.
Probably could be counted on both hands. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (w+Jhj) ------- Traveled halfway across the country and back with a dog and a cat. Our cat pretty much stayed on the floor in the back. She traveled very well. Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (+F0Wk) 422
Beaver Dundee
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc) 423
Beaver Dundee II
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc) 424
Beaver Dundee In Los Angeles
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (oVJmc) 425
Escape from New Beaver
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (oVJmc) 426
One of those badly taxidermic animals looked like Scat from Ice Age, so I got a chuckle out of it ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (AoK0a) 427
Eat, Pray, Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (DAdSz) 428
Beaver the Kid
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (xGMkv) 429
Beaver to the Future
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (oVJmc) 430
No acorn, though ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (rJUlF) 432
Breaker Beaver.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (y87Qq) 433
The Beaver Wears Prada
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (DAdSz) 434
Beaver II: Electric Boogaloo
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (oVJmc) 435
The Beaver of Britain
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R) 436
speaking of FB, Seb. Gorka just urged those of us who want to help President Trump to get on FB or Twitter and post a few times a night "to be part of the solution."
Shadow banning and being banned are not gonna help Trump, Mr. Gorka. Nor is collecting more of my data. Those 2 social engineering giants are not interested in allowing that. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (Ze9kt) 437
Beavers and Generals
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs) 438
Beavers are not very friendly animals, you know. And they can jump. Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (X+6iw) And they will bite your throat, and suck out all your blood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvL6b5G6k Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (efC8N) 439
Sean Manaea of the A's is no-hitting the Red Sox through 8 innings. Wow.
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (EzdLW) 440
Monster's Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs) 441
Beavers Captain Whitebread!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (DAdSz) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (3Pma+) 443
Sean Manaea of the A's no-hitting the Red Sox thru 8.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (B3NHb) 444
438
Beavers are not very friendly animals, you know. And they can jump. Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (X+6iw) And they will bite your throat, and suck out all your blood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvL6b5G6k Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (efC8N) You're thinking of quokkas. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs) 445
The Beaver of Frankenstein
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (oVJmc) 446
Beaver Saddles
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (oVJmc) 447
Village of the Dammed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (UiRxW) 448
Full Metal Beaver
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc) 449
447 Village of the Dammed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (UiRxW) Combo breaker! Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (ycWCI) 450
She's Having a Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (NWiLs) 451
The Thin Red Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc) 453
prof, if there were so many of us they couldn't ban us all, we might get through, and at least argue a good amount.
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (xGMkv) 454
Ghandi.
Where Ghandi is a beaver. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc) Too soon, man. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq) 455
I see I'm late to the party again. But good evening all.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (nBr1j) 456
My Big Fat Greek Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (YYn2L) 457
True Bebeaver
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (oVJmc) 458
Some Like it Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (DAdSz) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (B3NHb) 460
2 Days in the Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs) 461
Beaverthoven
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (oVJmc) 462
test
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (YYn2L) 463
It*s a Wonderful Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (DAdSz) Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (+F0Wk) 465
456 My Big Fat Greek Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (YYn2L) --------------------------- Yep. I think that's the winner. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (0jtPF) 466
Beavers and muskrats?
I instantly thought songs mentioning both. One's a bit racy. The other's just stupid. Curse my radio DJ brain. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (rJUlF) 467
ALH is the killer apostrophe getting you?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (DAdSz) 468
Didja see the Pope rewriting theology in an admittedly difficult situation. A boy whose father had been a "nonbeliever" and had just died asked if his father was in Heaven. The Pope told him:
"That man did not have the gift of faith, he wasn't a believer, but he had his children baptized. He had a good heart," he continued. "God is the one who says who goes to heaven." https://bit.ly/2qKiKb5 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru) ======== Well, yes. Perhaps Francis has never heard it said "Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus" and thinks it's undecided. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (/qEW2) 469
pretty sure I just heard a gunshot, loud, from outside
Coulda been a car backfire. Or a loud fart. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (U58ZN) 470
Captain Whitebread, I thought of you today.
I heard on the college radio station in the truck delivering mail today the Doors' version of Breakonthrough with Morrison singing "She gets HIGH" never had heard that before. i knew that was the original and banned from radio, but it surprised me HOW it sounded. have you heard it? Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (xGMkv) 471
Mad Max: Furry Beaver
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (+y/Ru) 472
459 Patton.
Where Rommel is a Beaver. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (B3NHb) --- You magnificent Beaver! I read your book! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (UiRxW) 473
Tammy and the Beaver
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (U58ZN) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (e9G8E) Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (YYn2L) 476
Buffy the Beaver Slayer
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (+F0Wk) 477
The Beaver Who Would Be King
Posted by: gingeroni at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (GIqnq) 478
L.A. Beaver
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:06 PM (+y/Ru) 479
Raising Beaver
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 21, 2018 11:06 PM (mMeIQ) 480
Father Knows Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:06 PM (YYn2L) 481
Beaver in the Blue Dress
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (DAdSz) 482
Beaver Confidential
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (YYn2L) 483
Goldbeaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (e9G8E) 484
"That man did not have the gift of faith, he wasn't a believer, but he had his children baptized. He had a good heart," (the Pope) continued. "God is the one who says who goes to heaven."
eh, this seems about right from a Catholic perspective. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (6FqZa) 485
Stupid Cubs
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (DAdSz) 486
checked fb neighbors group, someone else heard it too
and a car speed away (I didn't hear the car) Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (hMwEB) Well, it wasn't an Amish drive-by, then. No clip-clop. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (efC8N) 487
The Beaver of Wrath
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (+y/Ru) 488
HAH-HAH
@cnnbrk Mitt Romney fails to secure the Utah GOP nomination, meaning he'll have to compete in a primary as he seeks to replace retiring Sen. Orrin Hatch Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (LNPd9) 489
The Beaver Who Shagged Me?
(RIP Verne Troyer!) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (e9G8E) I think "The Spy who Shagged Beaver" is better. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (Ze9kt) 490
I've devolved into repeat territory... To whom do I surrender my beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E) 491
Support Your Local Beaver
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 11:09 PM (U58ZN) 492
Red Sox coming up in the 9th.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:09 PM (B3NHb) 493
re John (who has likely never tasted beaver), that's not a man, that's a full-blown autist.
THE TRAIN IS FINE Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (6FqZa) 494
Two Beavers For Sister Sara.
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (GTMqk) 495
Old Yeller Beaver
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (xGMkv) 496
Did you watch my Youtube video of instant karma? ------------ Roughly once a week I see someone driving without headlights on Merrimon. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (cp1if) 497
Hairy Beaver and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (+y/Ru) 498
I've devolved into repeat territory... To whom do I surrender my beaver?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto --- I have not yet heard of any Beaver buy back programs. But I'll ask around. Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (9rIkM) 499
One out in the 9th.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (B3NHb) 500
have you heard it?
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (xGMkv) Yes, I have. I've always had the edited version at any station I worked at that played it. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (rJUlF) 501
The Fighting Seabeavers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (3Pma+) 502
I recall a thread wherein Teh Horde riffed on 'Glock'...
As in, "Upon this Glock, I will build My Church"... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (e9G8E) 503
Two outs, Circa. I'm watching Manaea too
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (EzdLW) 504
Jesus, take a few pitches will ya.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (O5Q3r) Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (SS/La) 506
Two out in the 9th.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (B3NHb) 507
A Day in the Beaver of Ivan Denisovich
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (NWiLs) 508
The Beaver in Winter
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (oVJmc) 509
Beaver Heat
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (+y/Ru) 510
Beaver In the Rye.
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (GTMqk) 511
@cnnbrk
Mitt Romney fails to secure the Utah GOP nomination 488 HAH-HAH Posted by: weft cut-loop Mitt looks like Morrissey. Pass it on. (Except that Morrissey's policy prescriptions make more sense than Mitt's, these days.) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (6FqZa) 512
Be well, Time for bed here.
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (yJ1e6) 513
So not great odds or anything, but does someone have a phone number or email address backchannel to check on votermom?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (y87Qq) 514
Beaver of the Bride
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (NWiLs) 515
Opie's Aunt Beaver. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (GdWl+) 516
Beaver Dearest
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (9rIkM) 517
Lawnmower Man II: Jobe's Beaver
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (+F0Wk) 518
Stand by for a massive series of photos.
Yep, it's Beaver Porn! https://buc-ees.com/fanphotos.php Seriously, not kidding. 100s of photos. Beaver. Porn. Enjoy! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU) 519
Field
Of Beavers Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (YYn2L) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (efC8N) 522
The Greatest Beaver Ever Told
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (9rIkM) 523
Driving Miss Beaver
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (oVJmc) 524
Three Weddings and a Beaver Funeral or
Three Beaver Weddings and a Funeral Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (GTMqk) Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (YYn2L) 526
Beavers of the Corn
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (xGMkv) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (9rIkM) 528
The scent of a beaver makes the world go around and round.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (CTauj) 529
The Neverending Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (J7NdS) 530
A Day in the Beaver of Ivan Denisovich
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (NWiLs) --- We've descended into a musky beaver pond of iniquity. Even Solzhenitsyn isn't sacred? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (UiRxW) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (+y/Ru) 532
ChittyChitty Bang Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (9rIkM) 533
10 Beaverfield Lane
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (J7NdS) 534
Manaea did it. No hitter
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (O5Q3r) 535
The Last Beaver On The Left
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (3Pma+) 536
Three Days of the Beaver
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (GTMqk) 537
Nice. Good pitching beats good hitting.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (B3NHb) 538
Wow, a no-hitter against the best offense in MLB. Sean Manaea.
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (EzdLW) 539
I, for one, welcome our new castoroid overlords...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (e9G8E) 540
Bedtime for Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (YYn2L) 541
Beaver out front should've told you. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (GdWl+) 542
A Beaver Named Desire
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (9rIkM) 543
Bed Knobs and Beaver Sticks
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (Ze9kt) 544
EuroBeaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (GdWl+) 546
542 A Beaver Named Desire
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (9rIkM) I'm not a guy, but don't you guys all desire Beavers? Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (YYn2L) 547
The scent of a beaver makes the world go around and round.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (CTauj) Nice to see you here this evening. You have been sort of scarce for a while, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (efC8N) 548
Silence of the Beavers
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (GTMqk) 549
A Knight's Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs) 550
Gnaws
Gnaws II Gnaws 3D Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM ******* Now, this, is clever! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E) 551
The Beaver Trap
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (YYn2L) 552
Beaver Parade
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:19 PM (xGMkv) 553
Escape from Witch Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:19 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (3Pma+) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (B3NHb) 556
Not Hillary
Ugh, just ugh Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (3Pma+) What about Yoko? Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (YYn2L) 557
I'm not a guy, but don't you guys all desire Beavers?
Posted by: ALH ---- Yes. Beaver out front should have told you. Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (9rIkM) 558
Beavers On a Train
The Wrong Beaver The Beaver Who Knew Too Much To Catch a Beaver Dial B for Beaver Shadow of a Beaver I give up, Hitchcock makes it too easy. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (y87Qq) 559
The Passion of the Beaver
Posted by: Leonaidas Hoetep at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (9918z) 560
Close Encounters of the Beaver Kind
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (NWiLs) 561
Beaver is good... But not all beaver is good beaver!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (e9G8E) 562
Swiss Faimily Beavers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (3Pma+) 563
The Beaver of Notre Dame
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (9rIkM) 565
Beaverzilla
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (xGMkv) 566
The Sixth Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (J7NdS) 567
Romeo and Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (YYn2L) 568
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Advice Columns.
And I'll be damned if that isn't some solid advice! Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (QxXRY) 569
An Inconvenient Beaver
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (UiRxW) 570
Beaverocracy
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (Jj43a) 572
Oh, no movie thread tonight, but I will recommend "Darkest Hour". Very good.
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (yJ1e6) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (3Pma+) 574
Eat Pray Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (YYn2L) 575
A Beaver on Elm Street
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (J7NdS) 576
Oh, no movie thread tonight
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (yJ1e6) Guess what we discussed there! Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (y87Qq) 577
28 Beavers Later
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs) 578
The World According To Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (J7XgW) 579
Sleeping with the Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (YYn2L) 580
Dusk before Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (DAdSz) 581
Used Beavers
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (Ymy4N) 582
Mean Beavers
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (xGMkv) 583
Citizen Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (TdMsT) 585
Three Mile Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (YYn2L) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (e9G8E) 587
Babette's beaver
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (Ymy4N) 588
The League of Extraordinary Beaver
Posted by: Leonaidas Hoetep at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (9918z) 589
Charlotte's Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (YYn2L) 590
The Texas Beaver Massacre
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (Tyii7) 591
BEAV-R
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (NWiLs) 592
576 Oh, no movie thread tonight
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (yJ1e6) Guess what we discussed there! Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (y87Qq Vulva. Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (gFFRx) 593
Hm
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (DAdSz) 594
Dam Yankees
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (nBBdT) 595
Two Days in the Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (y87Qq) 596
Give me liberty or give me beaver!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (e9G8E) 597
A Beaver Runs Through It
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (9rIkM) 598
Casabeaver
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (Ymy4N) 599
The Beaver Sanction
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (NWiLs) 600
yes, I agree LadyL! I loved a lot of the threads today, read them when I got home from work.
and i did smile while the little guy had to run through the puddle just enough times. he took care of his fun business, then back to walking his doggie. Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (xGMkv) 601
Beavers are pretty horrible animals, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (UiRxW) 602
The Beaver
Wears Prada Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (YYn2L) 603
Lethal Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (DAdSz) 604
Days of Wine and Beavers
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (Tyii7) 605
The Beaver Collector
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs) 606
To Live and Die in Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (y87Qq) 607
Beavertown
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (Ymy4N) 608
Bea7er
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (y87Qq) 609
How the Beaver Was Won
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs) 610
The Beaver Hunter
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (YYn2L) 611
I Never Sang for My Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (9rIkM) 612
A black and white beaver waddles into the casino.
People panicked. It was sheer Pandamoneum. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (QzJWU) 613
Meet Beaver Black
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (DAdSz) 614
Baevon Flux
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs) 615
That Beaver You Do
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (y87Qq) 616
The Unbearable Lightness of Beaver
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (nBBdT) 617
Gnaws
Gnaws II Gnaws 3D Posted by: Mr. Peebles -------- Yeah, funny, until it's in your backyard. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (FJXGr) 618
Beavers eleven
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (DAdSz) 619
The Curious Beaver of Benjamin Button
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (NWiLs) 620
Second Hand Beaver Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (GdWl+) 621
Black Panther Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (gFFRx) 622
Things To Do In Beaver When You're Dead
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (UiRxW) 623
The Beaver, the Muskrat, and the Wardrobe
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (B3NHb) 624
The Odd Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs) 625
Beaverball
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (DAdSz) 626
Infinity Beaver Wars
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (gFFRx) 627
The Beaverly Hillbillies
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (wf3RQ) 628
The Beavengers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs) 629
Fried Green Beavers
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (Ymy4N) 630
The Beaver Strikes Back
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (YYn2L) 631
What's Up Beaver
Posted by: Aud at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (uBywd) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (GdWl+) 633
600 yes, I agree LadyL! I loved a lot of the threads today, read them when I got home from work.
and i did smile while the little guy had to run through the puddle just enough times. he took care of his fun business, then back to walking his doggie. I'm just wiped out. Just resting and reading the comments. I'll look for the doggie video! Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (TdMsT) 634
From Beaver to Eternity
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (YYn2L) 635
Ready Beaver One Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (GdWl+) 636
The Beaver Adventure
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (9rIkM) 637
Mad Max: Beaver Road
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (J7NdS) 638
Beaverman Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (GdWl+) 639
The Wackiest Beaver in the Army
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (9rIkM) 640
Please Don't Eat The Beavers
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (wf3RQ) 641
The Running Beaver
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (YYn2L) 642
Scent of a Beaver
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (Ymy4N) 643
Now I'm curious as to which title has received the most repeats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (FJXGr) 644
It's a Beaver, Beaver, Beaver, Beaver World
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (B3NHb) 645
Beaver: Ragnarok
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (J7NdS) 646
Midnight in the garden of good and beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (DAdSz) 647
An Alexander McCall Smith fan, I see.. 44 Scotland Street?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (TdMsT) 648
Y'all dasn't mess around with my Cheetos! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (pNxlR) 649
Beavatar
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (NWiLs) 650
Earth Beavers Are Easy
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (y87Qq) 651
Beaver?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (0OmEj) 652
Welcome Back Beaver
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (wf3RQ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (GdWl+) 654
No Beaver for Sergeants.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (9tO1t) 656
643 Now I'm curious as to which title has received the most repeats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (FJXGr) Pretty sure 8 people have ask the same question Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (Ymy4N) 657
From Here to Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (DAdSz) 658
Everyone's Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (J7NdS) 659
Dude, Where's My Beaver?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (UiRxW) 660
The Beaver Candidate
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (9rIkM) 661
The Green Beaver. The Pink Beaver. Black Beaver. The Blue Beaver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (efC8N) 662
Beaver Becomes You
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (DAdSz) 663
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Beaver's Dead.
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (lpNIx) 664
10 Things I Hate About Your Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (lpNIx) 665
Tinker, Tailor, Beaver, Spy
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (J7NdS) 666
The Last Beaver Show
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (UiRxW) 667
No Beaver For Old Men. No, on second thought, that doesn't even make sense.
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (9tO1t) 668
Dam Beavers
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (Ymy4N) 669
Pacific Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (GdWl+) 671
Jesus H Beaver, wtf is going on here?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (aMlLZ) 672
In The Beaver Of Madness
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (lpNIx) 673
Von Ryans Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (9rIkM) 674
We're going to hit the Poast of Teh Beaver before midnight EDT, tonight...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (e9G8E) 675
Beaver at Bernie's
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (J7NdS) 676
Beaver, Beaver, Beaver
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (Ymy4N) 677
Burn After Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (y87Qq) 678
King Beaver vs Beaverzilla. Bambi Meets Beaver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (efC8N) 679
Beaver Apocalypse, Now
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (xGMkv) 680
Practical Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (DAdSz) 681
Beach Blanket Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (9rIkM) 682
There is a town in CO.... Eaton. Rumor has it the HS mascot is the Eaton Beaver.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (0OmEj) 683
Breakfast at Beavers
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (DAdSz) 684
Blazing Beavers
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (J7NdS) 685
The Big Red Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (y87Qq) 686
M Bison explains in Street Fighter
https://youtu.be/sjZ5I8l32CI Hillary, the day you lost the election was the most important day of your life. But for Trump, it was Tuesday. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (rnAwa) 687
My Fair Lady's Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (lpNIx) 688
Beavernado!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs) 689
Rambeaver, First Blood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (efC8N) 690
Good Night and Good Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (DAdSz) Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (xGMkv) 692
The Little Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (DAdSz) 693
Beaver Over Parador
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs) 694
The Sound of Beavers Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (GdWl+) 695
Me, Myself and Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (J7NdS) 696
Hmm
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (UiRxW) 697
Leave while you still can, Beaversker! It'll get in your bones!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (e9G8E) 698
Bridget Jones' Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (NWiLs) 699
Leave it to beaver?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (0OmEj) 700
So help me god I WILL TURN THIS THREAD AROUND AND YOU WILL GO TO BED WITHOUT DINNER.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (rnAwa) 701
The Taming of the Beaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (9rIkM) 702
After seeing this thread, the DeHaviland Aircraft Corporation issued a directive to ground all remaining airworthy Beavers, until further inspection.
Gonna take a long time, those inspections. There's not very many practicing Gynecologists that also hold valid FAA Airframe & Powerplant Technician licenses. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (QzJWU) 703
The Goodbye Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (DAdSz) 704
The Beaver Mutiny
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs) 705
Kitty Beaver
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (Ymy4N) 706
Gentlemen Prefer Beavers
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (y87Qq) 707
A Tail Of Two Beavers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (efC8N) 708
Hardwood or shag?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (0OmEj) 709
The Beaver Escape
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs) 710
I don't believe beavers can be tamed.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (GdWl+) 712
In the Name of the Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs) 713
A League of Their Beavers
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (UiRxW) 714
Romeo and Juliet's Beaver
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (xGMkv) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (GdWl+) Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (VBKy9) 717
True Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (J7NdS) 718
What ever happened to baby beaver ?
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (Ymy4N) 719
And, on a tangential, but still fur-bearing note, The Three Muskrateers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (efC8N) 720
I don't believe beavers can be tamed.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT) It's true. Wild Beavers Can't Be Broken. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq) 721
Bill and Teds excellent beaver.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (0OmEj) 722
The Paolo, he could immerse himself in this thread, like a Bajau fisherman. He has not the wanting to come back up for air.
Posted by: Paolo at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa) 723
I don't believe beavers can be tamed.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT) Got me stumped. Posted by: Anne Aspen at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (efC8N) 724
I was thinking, this thread is already at 700? I thought people were saying last night's thread was epic? Then I read a bit, now I get it.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (n13/j) 725
Cabin in the Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (VBKy9) 727
He has not the wanting to come back up for air.
Posted by: Paolo at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa) Music to the ears of the beaver. Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (TdMsT) 728
After seeing this thread, the DeHaviland Aircraft
Corporation issued a directive to ground all remaining airworthy Beavers, until further inspection. Gonna take a long time, those inspections. There's not very many practicing Gynecologists that also hold valid FAA Airframe Powerplant Technician licenses. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM ******* All your DeHavilland Mosquitos are belong to us? - The Beavers Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (e9G8E) Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (2wOtx) 730
Talladega Beavers: The Beaver of Ricky Bobby
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (J7NdS) 731
Wild Beavers Can't Be Broken.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq) I had a beaver come at my bichon just yesterday. Scared me more than my dog Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (Ymy4N) 732
I don't believe beavers can be tamed.
Posted by: Ladyl --- I dunno, you can pet some of them. Annnnnnnd, I'm out. Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (9rIkM) 733
The Bad News Beavers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs) 734
Beaver Wide Shut
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (lpNIx) 735
And, on a tangential, but still fur-bearing note, The Three Muskrateers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (efC8N) The Captain, Tenille and a randy beaver? Or would that have been redundant in the '70s n '80s? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (QzJWU) 736
Beavers over Broadway
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (DAdSz) 737
So help me god I WILL TURN THIS THREAD AROUND AND YOU WILL GO TO BED WITHOUT
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (nBBdT) 738
The Beaver Monologues
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (UiRxW) 739
Cabin Beaver Fever
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:46 PM (lpNIx) 740
Ok I will play, two with a Western motif, my favorite motilf, as motif's go.
A River Runs Through Beaver Pale Beaver Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:46 PM (n13/j) Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:46 PM (nBBdT) 742
Y Tu Beaver Tambien
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (NWiLs) 743
The Lone Beaver
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (2wOtx) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (GdWl+) 745
My Gair Beaver
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (DAdSz) Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (VBKy9) 747
Beaver of Oz
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (NWiLs) 748
Mars Needs Beavers!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (VBKy9) 749
732 I don't believe beavers can be tamed.
Posted by: Ladyl --- I dunno, you can pet some of them. Annnnnnnd, I'm out. Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (9rIkM) I guess you might be able to pet the dead ones. Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (J7NdS) 750
The Beaver of the Sierra Madre. The Beaver From The Black Lagoon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (efC8N) 751
How To Train Your Beaver
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (UiRxW) 752
Some like it Beaver.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (0OmEj) 753
Driving Miss Beaver
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (VBKy9) 754
Dr. Beaverlove Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (GTgMm) 755
Beavers on Parade
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (wf3RQ) 756
Plan 9 From Beaver Space.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (efC8N) 757
The Beaver of Wall Street
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (NWiLs) 758
On Any Given Beaver
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (VBKy9) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (GdWl+) Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (n13/j) 761
Beaver Madison
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (J7NdS) 762
Oh the humanity!
Posted by: SHEP at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (0OmEj) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (GdWl+) 764
All Beavers Go To Heaven
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (wf3RQ) Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9) 766
Beaver Soup. A Day at the Beaver. Beaver Business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (efC8N) 767
Mo Betta Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs) 768
Thank God It's Beaver
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (2wOtx) 769
The Shape of Beaver
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (UiRxW) Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9) 771
Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (lpNIx) 772
I am calling my shot here, I win.
Stroker Beaver it sucks i have to work blue. Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (n13/j) By amazing coincidence, that's *checks* three tracks down on my random list at this moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq) 773
Night of the Living Beavers
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (J7NdS) 774
Off gay sock.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (0OmEj) 775
The Man Who Shot Liberty Beaver
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (BOdUR) 776
Beaverheart
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (VBKy9) 777
Band of Beavers
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (2wOtx) 779
Plan 9 From Beaver Space.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM ******* A true cult classic, that one! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (e9G8E) 780
Pan's Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (NWiLs) 781
Please excuse me for interrupting the Running of the Beavers, but that ghastly example of taxidermy looks like it's the "puppy" of the snaggle-toothed sweet young thing who was holding an axe and a rose some months back here at the HQ. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (GTgMm) 782
Beavers Can't Jump
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9) Not according to your homie Joe Hall and the Continental Drift. See link way up in the 3-hundreds. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (efC8N) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (GdWl+) 784
The Greatest Beaver Ever Played
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (wf3RQ) 785
Snow Beaver and the Seven Kits Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (GTgMm) 786
Lonesome Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (J7XgW) 787
Any but way but beaver
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (0OmEj) 788
The Bride of Frankenbeaver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (efC8N) 789
The 40 Year Old Virgin Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (lpNIx) 790
i see y'all are still beavering away at this...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (kLwt5) 791
Beaverclypse Now Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (GTgMm) 792
The Great Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (J7NdS) 793
I am calling my shot here, I win.
Stroker Beaver it sucks i have to work blue. Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (n13/j) By amazing coincidence, that's *checks* three tracks down on my random list at this moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq) That is a lot different than the Charlie Daniels Version! Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (n13/j) 794
Seven brides for seven beavers
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (0OmEj) 795
Beaver Trouble In Little China
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (2wOtx) 796
On Golden Beaver Pond
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (xGMkv) 797
Flash Beaver
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (w1zJX) 798
Beaver does Dallas
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (kLwt5) 799
That is a lot different than the Charlie Daniels Version!
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (n13/j) Little bit, yeah. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (y87Qq) 800
We Beaver at Dawn/We Dive at Beaver
Run Silent, Run Beaver The Search for Red Beaver Crimson Beaver Down Beaverscope Das Beaver Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2018 11:56 PM (H5rtT) 801
Beaver is the Warmest Color
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (lpNIx) 802
The Anchorbeaver: The Beaver of Ron Burgundy
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (Ze9kt) 804
Beaver Chitty Bang-Bang
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (w1zJX) 805
Wuthering Beavers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs) 806
The Beaver Searchers
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (xGMkv) Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (VBKy9) 808
A walk in the Beaver
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (0OmEj) 809
Pride and Prejudice and Beavers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (NWiLs) 810
Much Ado About Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (NWiLs) 811
The Fantastic Mr. Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (J7NdS) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (e9G8E) 813
Shakesbeaver In Love
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (w1zJX) 814
Invasion of The Beaver Snatchers
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (wf3RQ) 815
Remembering the Beavers
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (J7NdS) 816
The Three Beaverteers Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (GdWl+) 817
Beaver Grit
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (xGMkv) 818
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Beaver
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (VBKy9) 819
Rear Beaver. The Thirtynine Beavers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (efC8N) 820
Pulp Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs) 821
Suck it, Romney, in your empty 'new' thread!
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (w1zJX) 822
i see y'all are still beavering away at this...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (kLwt5) Gnaw, we're just chewing the fat. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (QzJWU) 823
Beaver it to Beaver - do sitcoms count?
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (n13/j) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (GdWl+) 825
There Will Be Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (J7XgW) 827
Beaver Grit
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (xGMkv) I may have just thrown up a little in the back of my throat. Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (y87Qq) 828
Paint Your Beaver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (efC8N) 829
The last Beaver. Ep. VII
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (0OmEj) 830
Beaver Without a Cause
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (NWiLs) 831
The princess beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (aMlLZ) 832
Feeled of Beavers
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (VBKy9) 833
Beaver Window
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (H5knJ) 834
Meet the beavers
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (0OmEj) 835
Brokeback Beaver
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (7Cr6v) 836
Beaver Liquors.......actual store in Avon CO
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (mMeIQ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (GdWl+) 838
Beaver Poppins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (efC8N) 839
Enter the Beaver
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (n13/j) 840
The Hand That Rocks The Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (lpNIx) 841
High Plains Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (J7XgW) 842
The Beaver Who Couldn't Shoot Straight
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (7Cr6v) 843
Peter Beaver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (efC8N) Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (QzJWU) 845
Lost in beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ) 846
Inglourious Beavers
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (NWiLs) 847
Jurassic Beaver - Fallen Queendom
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (ZpfqO) 848
Midnight in the Garden of Beaver and Evil
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (H5knJ) 849
lot of Western fans around here
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (n13/j) 850
Journey to the bottom of the beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ) 851
Journey to the center of the beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ) 852
Pete's Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (NWiLs) 853
The time beaver.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (aMlLZ) 854
Beavers in the Outfield
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (xGMkv) Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (n13/j) 856
Same Beaver Next Year
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (9rIkM) 857
The Dirty Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (J7XgW) 859
The Hunt For the Ginger Beaver.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (CTauj) 860
50 foot beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (aMlLZ) 861
Beaver On Fire
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (y87Qq) 862
The taking of Beaver 123
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (n13/j) 863
A Fistful of Beavers Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (GdWl+) 864
The Sound of Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (H5knJ) 865
20,000 Beavers Under the Sea
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (J7NdS) 866
The Forbidden Beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (aMlLZ) 867
Beavershot (a hockey movie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (efC8N) 868
Alice in Beaverland
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (NWiLs) 869
Mr. Beaver Builds His Dream Dam
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (xGMkv) 870
Call of the Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (J7NdS) 871
Under My Thumb Beaver.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (CTauj) 872
The Blues Beavers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (efC8N) 873
The beaver tunnel
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (aMlLZ) Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (H80UQ) 876
The Fellowship of the Beavers
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (xGMkv) 877
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Beaver * but were afraid to ask
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (WrMht) 878
Beaver Come Home
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (7Cr6v) 879
Journey to the bottom of the beaver Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM ******* I done warned ya! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (e9G8E) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (aMlLZ) 881
Goodnight Donna!
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (J7NdS) 882
Beaver 2 Electric boogaloo
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (n13/j) 883
Beaver: Ragnorak
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (H5knJ) 884
A beaver in the pond is worth 2 in the bush.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (CTauj) Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (xGMkv) 886
Ocean's Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (J7NdS) 887
C.H.U.B.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (NWiLs) 888
SuperBeaver
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (9rIkM) 889
Honey, I Shrunk The Beaver!
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (5OO3x) Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (VBKy9) 891
Sink The Beaver!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (H5rtT) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (GdWl+) 893
Saturday Night Beaver
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (n13/j) 894
Never cry beaver.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (CTauj) 895
Beaver of the Year
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (xGMkv) 896
I have a ravaging appetite to read AtC's review of Beaver vs. Beaver.
Whut? Why you lookit me like dat? *hears foreboding movie theme music* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (QzJWU) 897
Harry Potter and the Beaver of Fire
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (5OO3x) 898
10 Things I Hate About Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (H5knJ) 899
We Were Beavers
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (y87Qq) 900
Surf Nazis' Beavers Must Die
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (lpNIx) 901
The Day The Beaver Stood Still
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (efC8N) Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (H5rtT) 903
Debeaverance
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:11 AM (7Cr6v) 904
Big Beavers Don't Cry
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:11 AM (WrMht) 905
The Girl With The Dragon Beaver
Posted by: Hil-Dawg at April 22, 2018 12:11 AM (UiRxW) Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:11 AM (xGMkv) 907
Dumbest thread evah?
Posted by: Bill kristol at April 22, 2018 12:11 AM (MAstk) 908
The Beaver That Went up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:11 AM (n13/j) 909
Two Lane Beavertop
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:11 AM (7Cr6v) 910
3:10 To Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (efC8N) 911
Let the Right Beaver In
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (H5knJ) 912
Ocean's 8 Beavers
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (J7XgW) 913
The Beaver from Another Planet
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (H5rtT) Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (n13/j) 915
Grumpy old beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (aMlLZ) 916
Beaver Fuzz
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:13 AM (y87Qq) 917
Pale Beaver
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:13 AM (n13/j) 918
The Day The Beaver Stood Still
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:13 AM (WrMht) 919
A tale of two beavers.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:13 AM (0OmEj) 920
The Taking of Beaver One Two Three
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:13 AM (7Cr6v) 921
Fat Man and Little Beaver
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:14 AM (H5rtT) 922
Beaver Story
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:14 AM (J7NdS) 923
Beaver & Prejudice
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:14 AM (H5knJ) 924
Forbidden Beaver
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (WrMht) 925
The Beaver Machine
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (J7NdS) 926
Tinker Tailor Beaver Spy
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (H5knJ) 927
Eight Beavers Out
Posted by: texcat at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (wf3RQ) 928
Stagebeaver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (efC8N) 929
The Beaver Identity
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (H5knJ) 930
Grumpy old beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (aMlLZ) A movie about my ex? Ewwwwww! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (QzJWU) 931
Big Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (J7NdS) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (e9G8E) 933
Spacebeaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (aMlLZ) 934
Hot beavers part Deaux.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (0OmEj) 935
For car enthusiasts: Red Line Beaver.
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (V+03K) 936
Do you have MONEY, or POWER, or PRESTIGE?
Do you have an extra fitty cents? Help send a message to the GOPe, and the Chamber of Commerce send money or what ever support you can to Mike Kennedy in Utah. Mike Kennedy made it into the Utah primary against Mittens Romney. I don't know Mike but I do know blowing out Romney will send a big message to the eGOP. This has been a PS announcement is brought to you by Remember the Alamo! and belated Happy San Jacinto Day Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (MM3j3) 937
2001 space beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (aMlLZ) 938
Beaverspotting
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (WrMht) 939
There's No Beaver Like Show Beaver
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t) 940
High Road to Beaver
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (n13/j) 941
BeaverJuice!
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (lpNIx) Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (Ze9kt) 943
Charlie's Angels: Full Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (J7XgW) 944
Beetlebeaver
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (0OmEj) 945
The Beaver Cleaver
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:17 AM (MM3j3) 946
so i was at the market this evening, getting some things to go with the main course, and this ginormous MB SUV GL 6 whatever was staggering down the lane, looking for a space, and, apparently, tug boats to help it dock.
the license plate frame read "Long Live The Resistance" it finally moved forward far enough for me to back into one of the crippled parking spots, and i hung by the truck for a moment, waiting for the sharp faced harridan to dismount, but it would seem that getting out of such a vehicle is difficult, so i said "fuck it" and went inside to get the shit i was there for. came back out, and it was still there, so i grabbed a random sheet of paper from a recent public meeting and, using an empty wine box as a desk, wrote her a love note: "6 More Years of President Trump. Get Used To It! #MAGA!" and left it under the driver side windshield wiper... because i'm a giver. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (Cuq7U) 947
A Boy and His Beaver Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (GdWl+) 948
Beaverspotting
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (WrMht) Every 28 days. *runs serpentine!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (QzJWU) 949
Beaver! (Airplane!)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (0OmEj) 950
For a Few Beavers More...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (Cuq7U) 951
BeaverJuice Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (GdWl+) 952
Beaverfast at Tiffany's
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (H5knJ) 953
At this rate, we're going to run this thread up to The Beaver of Hastings poast in about five minutes!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (e9G8E) 954
Smokey and the Beaver. Sponsored by Coors.
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (V+03K) 955
Beaver of '42
Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (9tO1t) 956
936 Do you have MONEY, or POWER, or PRESTIGE?
Do you have an extra fitty cents? Help send a message to the GOPe, and the Chamber of Commerce send money or what ever support you can to Mike Kennedy in Utah. Mike Kennedy made it into the Utah primary against Mittens Romney. I don't know Mike but I do know blowing out Romney will send a big message to the eGOP. This has been a PS announcement is brought to you by Remember the Alamo! and belated Happy San Jacinto Day Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (MM3j3) I'm kind of worried that Kennedy might be just as bad (or worse) than Romney. Of course Utah's more than ten miles from my house, so what do I know? Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (J7NdS) 957
Jailhouse Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (efC8N) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:20 AM (Cuq7U) 959
Chinabeaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:20 AM (J7NdS) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (Cuq7U) 961
Last of The Beavers
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (H5rtT) 962
Beaver madness
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (aMlLZ) 963
Triumph of The Beaver
Posted by: Hil-Dawg at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (UiRxW) 964
Beaver on 34th Street
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (NWiLs) 965
American beaver
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (0OmEj) 966
Finding Private Beaver
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (H5rtT) 967
A Beaver With a View
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (n13/j) 968
*You Don't Have To Be Lonely, At Beavers Only Dot Com!*
/ellendegenerate Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU) 969
Lost in Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (H5knJ) 970
Meme threads suck. Just my opinion. Cuz after the first 50, the Horde just repeats itself.
Well, there's beaver, egg, sausage, and beaver. That's not got much beaver in it. Posted by: a waitress at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (VBKy9) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (Cuq7U) 972
2001: A Beaver Odyssey
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (efC8N) 973
Beaver Attacks!
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (n13/j) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (Cuq7U) 975
Kung Fu Beaver
Posted by: CyberCipher at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (p6WoB) Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (H5rtT) 977
Once upon a Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (J7NdS) 978
James and the Giant Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (NWiLs) 979
The Good, the Bad and the Beavers...
because i am NOT scrolling up through close to 1K poasts. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (Cuq7U) I don't think there's a Sergio Leone that hasn't been covered already. Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (y87Qq) 980
Second Hand Beavers
Posted by: CyberCipher at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (p6WoB) 981
The Beaver Dozen
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (Cuq7U) 982
Beaver on the rocks.
I'm kind of worried that Kennedy might be just as bad (or worse) than Romney. Of course Utah's more than ten miles from my house, so what do I know? Posted by: Surfperch ********************* If he's just as bad as Romney then the message will be worth it. It will be difficult to be worse than Romney considering the national name recognition, brand reinforcement and influence he will bring if elected. Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (MM3j3) Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU) 984
Beavers to do in Denver when You are Dead
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (H5knJ) 985
Frost/Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (NWiLs) 986
Into the Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (J7NdS) 987
Five Easy Beavers
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (y87Qq) 988
For movie musical fans:
Seven Brides For Seven Beavers Beaverdoon Beaver Get Your Gun The Sound of Beaver My Fair Beaver Oh God! Make it stop!! Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (V+03K) 989
I don't think there's a Sergio Beaver that hasn't been covered already.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (y87Qq) --- FTFY! Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (Cuq7U) 990
Beaver Silent, Beaver Deep
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (H5knJ) 991
Sessions THREATENS the President with quitting if Rosenstein is fired. What a delightful two-fer, an opportunity for the President to make some serious headway ! Sessions threatens the President like a true blue demorat !
Just saying..... Posted by: ron n. at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (MBrFx) 992
Beaverball.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (efC8N) 993
The lord of the beavers
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (0OmEj) 994
Beaver, staring George C. Scott
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (Cuq7U) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (UiRxW) 996
test
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (YYn2L) Beaver? Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (+F0Wk) I was told there would be no beaver testing at the HQ. Posted by: sandy fluke at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (VBKy9) 997
6 More Years of President Trump. Get Used To It! #MAGA!" and left it under the driver side windshield wiper...
because i'm a giver. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (Cuq7U) Muahahahahaha! She is gonna have an apoplexy fit when she sees that. Then call all her friends and post on FB and Twitter. It is the gift that keeps on giving. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (Ze9kt) 998
It will be difficult to be worse than Romney considering the national name recognition, brand reinforcement and influence he will bring if elected.
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (MM3j3) It's not that difficult. Posted by: Suzanne Collins (R-ME) at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (J7NdS) 999
Two Beavers for Sister Sara
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (QzJWU) 1001
On Her Majesty's Secret Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (efC8N) 1002
Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (J7NdS) 1003
The Once and Future Beaver
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (H5rtT) 1004
Another beaver in the wall
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (0OmEj) 1005
Top 1010?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (J7NdS) 1006
Beaverfinger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (efC8N) 1007
The Sand Beavers
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq) 1008
Midnight Beaver Train
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (NWiLs) 1009
Hellbeaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (NWiLs) 1010
Mommy Dearest's Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (lpNIx) 1011
'Night, beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:29 AM (NWiLs) 1012
The Beavers Under the Stairs
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:29 AM (H5knJ) 1013
It's not that difficult.
Posted by: Suzanne Collins (R-ME) ********************************* Susan dear, I know it's sometimes difficult to keep up but We're talking about Utah. Posted by: Bever on a Hot Tin Roof at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (MM3j3) 1014
Beaverado
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (VBKy9) 1016
Into Thin Beaver
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (H5rtT) 1017
1013 t's not that difficult.
Posted by: Suzanne Collins (R-ME) ********************************* Susan dear, I know it's sometimes difficult to keep up but We're talking about Utah. Posted by: Bever on a Hot Tin Roof at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (MM3j3) One would think we are talking about Oregon. Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (n13/j) 1018
One Flew Over the Beaver's Nest
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (efC8N) 1019
Thunder Beaver
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (MM3j3) 1020
Now You See Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (NWiLs) 1021
A Man Called Beaver.
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:32 AM (V+03K) 1022
Folks. *I* got the 1000.
That's THE mic drops of mic drops. You all rest easy. I'm bea ver tired, so I'm logging off to snooze, dam it. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:32 AM (QzJWU) 1023
Tequila Beaver
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:33 AM (MM3j3) 1024
There's going to be an accounting for this. And it's going to be Biblical.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:33 AM (QxXRY) 1025
O Beaver Where Art Thou
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:33 AM (H5rtT) 1026
I can't quit you.
Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (Ze9kt) 1027
I am Curious, Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (Cuq7U) 1028
He's Just Not That Into Beaver
Posted by: Michelle O at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (UiRxW) Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (J7NdS) 1030
I was thinking it might be flood time.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (n13/j) 1031
Pretty beaver?
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (0OmEj) 1032
History of The Beaver, Part I
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (H5rtT) 1033
Where The Beavers Aren't
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (lpNIx) 1034
Man from Beaver River
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (MM3j3) 1035
Octobeaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (J7XgW) 1036
ALL OF THESE TITLES ARE FUNNY BECAUSE THEY SUBSTITUTE A GIVEN WORD WITH THE WORD 'BEAVER'.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBEAVER at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (J7NdS) 1037
Beaver hunter
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (0OmEj) Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (MM3j3) 1039
October Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (J7NdS) Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (V+03K) 1041
A Beaver For All Seasons
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (efC8N) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (QxXRY) 1043
Beaverless in Seattle
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (lpNIx) 1044
Little Beavers
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:38 AM (MM3j3) 1045
From The Earth to The Beaver
Hey look everybody, it's Big Beaver, the Beaver-Back of BeaverNation! Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:38 AM (H5rtT) 1046
"We been through every kinda beaver there is: Little-bitty stinging beavers, big 'ol fat beavers, beavers that flew in sideways...and sometimes beavers even seemed to come straight up from onderneath!" - Beaver Gump
Posted by: texcat at April 22, 2018 12:38 AM (wf3RQ) 1047
The payback for this thread should be epic.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (0OmEj) 1048
Muahahahahaha!
She is gonna have an apoplexy fit when she sees that. Then call all her friends and post on FB and Twitter. It is the gift that keeps on giving. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (Ze9kt) --- which was kinda the whole point... especially since this is the bluest of blue Lost Angels, full of "Industry" types. they may not be *quite* as crazed as the Left LA types in Venice, etc, but they, as a whole, can't believe there is *anyone* in the neighborhood who isn't in lockstep with them... and them i come along. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (Cuq7U) 1049
Beaver and Butthead Do America?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (e9G8E) Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (MM3j3) 1051
Must Love Beavers
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (0ReGO) 1052
Beaver Soup
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (H5knJ) 1053
The Last Action Beaver
Posted by: Michelle O at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (UiRxW) 1054
You've Got Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (y87Qq) 1055
Julius Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (efC8N) 1056
Beaver the 13th
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (J7NdS) 1057
The payback for this thread should be epic.
Posted by: USNtakim --------------- *starts looking through drawers for armor-plated underware* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (7ThJ3) Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (0OmEj) 1059
Beach Blanket Beaver
Posted by: CyberCipher at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (p6WoB) 1060
There's Something About Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (y87Qq) 1061
Beaver Race 2000
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:42 AM (H5knJ) 1062
Quest For Beaver
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:42 AM (VBKy9) 1063
The Six Beavers of Henry The Eighth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (efC8N) 1064
lol, very lol, angry raccoon.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1) 1065
The Beaver to my Success
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (H5knJ) 1066
On golden beavers
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (0OmEj) Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (n13/j) 1068
Beaver 22.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (efC8N) 1069
16 Beavers
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (J7NdS) 1070
Clan of the Cave Beaver
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (0ReGO) Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (FlRtG) 1072
The quest for the holy beaver.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (0OmEj) 1073
1057 The payback for this thread should be epic.
Posted by: USNtakim Is that when CBD posts pics of naked Michael Moore on an ottoman? I did not know we get payback for these type of threads. Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (Ze9kt) 1074
Ain't Them Beavers Saints
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (H5knJ) 1075
The payback for this thread should be epic.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (0OmEj) I fully expect that I'll be ban Jim Sunk New Daw Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (n13/j) Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:45 AM (MM3j3) 1078
Beaver Fever
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:45 AM (H5knJ) 1079
Beaver is no laughing matter.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (UiRxW) 1080
The Maltese Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (efC8N) 1081
Still going, I see.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (ycWCI) 1082
Saturday night Beaver.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (0OmEj) 1083
The Beaver-ship Potemkin
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (VBKy9) 1084
Is that when CBD posts pics of naked Michael Moore on an ottoman? I did not know we get payback for these type of threads.
Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (Ze9kt) Michael Moore, Lena Dunham and Yoko Ono in a drunken three way on an Ottoman. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (ycWCI) 1085
Love In The Time Of Beaver
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (7Cr6v) 1086
Beaver '72
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (n13/j) Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (MTjB1) Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (0OmEj) 1089
Water For Beaver
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (7Cr6v) 1090
The Instant Justice thing -
My husband and I were stuck in traffic. This guy on a motorcycle went weaving in between all the stopped cars. When we finally got to the front of the line, it was very gratifying to see that a cop had pulled him over! Posted by: Alana at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (VMzwP) 1091
Thunderbolt and Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (J7XgW) 1092
Saving Private Beaver
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (VBKy9) 1093
Force 10 From Beaveronne
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (H5knJ) 1094
I like how the Ctrl F search of the term "beaver" lights up the whole side bar
Posted by: One small step for Beaver, one giant leap for Beaverkind at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (VJOLZ) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (IcT7t) 1096
(No beavers were involved.)
Posted by: Alana at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (VMzwP) 1097
The towering beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (aMlLZ) 1098
I am only doing numbers then I am out. you have to have limits.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (n13/j) Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (7Cr6v) 1100
Beaver Morant
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (H5knJ) 1101
Silly comedies:
I Was a Male War Beaver It Happened One Beaver The Philadelphia Beaver My Beaver Godfrey Arsenic and Old Beaver Bringing Up Beaver Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (V+03K) 1102
Beaver on the orient express
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (aMlLZ) 1103
I, Castorius.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (efC8N) 1104
Doh dee doh, guess I'll look at the ONT.
Oh, look, buncha stuff. I'll read some, wait on others. Hmmm. No videos. Nice, anyway, MisHum.. doh dee doh... Jump to bottom of page... **GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLIES!!!1!! THERE'S NEARLY 1100 COMMENTS BEFORE 1AM AoSTIME! WHAT'S GOING ONNNN?** Posted by: mindful webworker in virtual shock at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (3tLP6) 1105
*Walks in, sees over a thousand representatives of the Castor genus.*
Slow news day? Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (IcT7t) *drags self across floor* save... yourself... Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (y87Qq) Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (VBKy9) Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (n13/j) 1108
Dirty Larry And Crazy Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (J7XgW) 1109
Is it because of the sign in the top pic?
Because, who could resist a drive through shooting range, right? Posted by: mindful webworker will never get caught up at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (3tLP6) 1110
Beavers on a Plane
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (0ReGO) 1111
Beaver 451
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (n13/j) 1112
Beaver Attacks
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (aMlLZ) 1113
Beaver in The Grass
Beaver is a Many Splendored Thing Beaver at Tiffany's Beaverella Comes A Beaver Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (H5rtT) 1114
The Beaver Whisperer
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (0ReGO) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (IcT7t) 1116
Beavers Attack!
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (H5knJ) 1117
Because, who could resist a drive through shooting range, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker ---------- AKA, Chicago Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (9tO1t) 1118
Is it because of the sign in the top pic?
Because, who could resist a drive through shooting range, right? Posted by: mindful webworker will never get caught up *********** Just remember to roll your window down. Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (MM3j3) Posted by: mindful webworker pretending to be caught up at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (3tLP6) 1120
A Beaver Called Wanda
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (0ReGO) 1121
30 Days and Nights of Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (lpNIx) 1122
The Greatest Little Beaverhouse in Texas
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (J7XgW) 1124
Genghis Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (efC8N) 1125
9 to Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (H5knJ) 1126
I've never seen the real Beaver Gump but I did see the porn parody, Beaver Hump.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (VBKy9) 1127
1119 * looks upthread *
What's all this beaver business? Dam! Posted by: mindful webworker pretending to be caught up at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (3tLP6) Well, IIRC someone in the movie thread suggested a game they played with a friend where they substituted the aforementioned word in a movie title. That was, as they say, that. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (ycWCI) 1128
Beaver of Darkness
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (aMlLZ) 1129
Doh dee doh, guess I'll look at the ONT.
Oh, look, buncha stuff. I'll read some, wait on others. Hmmm. No videos. Nice, anyway, MisHum.. doh dee doh... Jump to bottom of page... **GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLIES!!!1!! THERE'S NEARLY 1100 COMMENTS BEFORE 1AM AoSTIME! WHAT'S GOING ONNNN?** Posted by: mindful webworker in virtual shock at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (3tLP6) Even more embarrassing, it started in the movie thread. Beavers have chewed up everything. Beaver Apocalypse Now. Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (Ze9kt) 1130
Thirty Seconds Over Beaver
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (MM3j3) 1131
El Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (efC8N) 1132
Beaver in the Darkness
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (n13/j) 1133
Beaverview With A Vampire
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (lpNIx) 1134
1124 Genghis Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (efC8N) Um, that should be Chinngis Khaan! Posted by: Annoying Pedant at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (ycWCI) 1135
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Before he died, maybe the father truly repented in his heart and begged for God's grace? I don't know. Beaver. Posted by: dIb at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (VJOLZ) 1136
Darkest Beaver
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (MM3j3) 1137
What's all this beaver business? Dam!
Posted by: mindful webworker pretending to be caught up at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (3tLP6) Hah! ISWYDT Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (Ze9kt) 1138
test beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (Lcq0D) 1139
Lonesome Beave
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (VBKy9) 1140
And please tell me someone remembered to post Winona's Big Brown Beaver?
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (IcT7t) 1141
1094 I like how the Ctrl F search of the term "beaver" lights up the whole side bar
Posted by: One small step for Beaver !!!!!! Nearly 1000. Do I even want to know? About as much as you want to hear about the ballet we saw tonight. BBL Posted by: mindful webworker swept away in flood at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (3tLP6) 1142
Beaver Dick
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (lpNIx) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (Lcq0D) 1144
A Room With A Beaver
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (9tO1t) 1145
Catch 22 Beavers Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (GdWl+) 1146
1001 Beavers
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (H5knJ) 1147
Y5!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (mMeIQ) 1148
All My Beavers
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (3JQ/p) 1149
The City of Lost Beavers
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (y87Qq) 1150
#1101 And Beaver Makes Two
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (VBKy9) 1151
March of the Beavers
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (0ReGO) Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (FwR7v) 1153
Attack of the 50 ft Beaver
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (MM3j3) 1154
Battle of the Beaver Bulge
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (Lcq0D) 1155
Attack of the Fifty-Foot Beaver Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (GdWl+) 1156
Posted by: mindful webworker swept away in flood at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (3tLP6)
What ballet? Posted by: dIb at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (VJOLZ) 1157
The English Beaver
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (5OO3x) 1158
Fifty Shades of Beavers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (Lcq0D) 1159
Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (VJOLZ) Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (mMeIQ) 1162
The Fifth Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (J7XgW) 1163
American Beaver Graffiti
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (Lcq0D) 1164
French Beaver
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (n13/j) 1165
Natural Born Beavers
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (lpNIx) 1166
THE BEAVER MEME IS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERY POST YOU THINK ABOUT A WOMANS GENITLES.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (pg+b+) 1167
Resisting beavers is futile. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (GdWl+) 1168
sad part is, that is the best ont sign ever.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (n13/j) 1169
BackwardsBoy likes beavers
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (VJOLZ) 1170
Gentiles?
Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (FwR7v) Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Ze9kt) 1172
well we have done a lot of Westerns so I guess on topic
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (n13/j) 1173
The Beaver Song
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (MM3j3) 1174
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (VBKy9) 1176
THE BEAVER MEME IS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERY POST YOU THINK ABOUT A WOMANS GENITLES.
Thanks Ben, now I have to go back and reread them all. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (IcT7t) 1177
Why We Beaver!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Lcq0D) 1178
What ballet?
Posted by: dIb at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (VJOLZ) Dance of the Sugarplum Beavers Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Ze9kt) Is that Canadian? Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (y87Qq) 1179
The Italian Beaver
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (n13/j) 1180
Heh, yes he does. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (GdWl+) 1181
In Which We Beave
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (VBKy9) 1182
Limitless Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (lpNIx) 1183
The Beaver King
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (H5knJ) 1184
And, spent from their exertions, the Horde laid back and enjoyed a post-beaver smoke.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (VBKy9) 1185
Beaverworld
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (MM3j3) 1186
THE BEAVER MEME IS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERY POST YOU THINK ABOUT A WOMANS GENITLES. Thanks Ben, now I have to go back and reread them all. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (IcT7t) Says you! Posted by: The Sierra Club at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (n13/j) 1187
The Beavers of Wrath
Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 22, 2018 01:05 AM (FwR7v) Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:05 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:05 AM (VJOLZ) 1190
Beaver Vacation
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (3JQ/p) 1191
Seven beavers for sister Sara.
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (0OmEj) 1192
Corvallis overrun by Beavers, film at 11!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (e1mEI) 1193
Raging Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq) 1194
Beaver U.S.A.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (n13/j) 1195
Of Beavers and Men
Posted by: Tell me about the rabbits, George at April 22, 2018 01:07 AM (H5knJ) 1196
WDS!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2018 01:07 AM (MTjB1) 1197
The Beavers from Brazil
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:07 AM (n13/j) 1198
Always interesting to post on The ONB (Overnight Open Beaver).
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:08 AM (VJOLZ) 1199
The Beavering of the Shrew
A Midsummer Night's Beaver Romeo and Beaveret All's Beaver That Ends Beaver Beaver, Prince of Dammark (Get it? DAMmark and beaver?) slinks away.... Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 01:08 AM (V+03K) 1200
How the Beaver Stole Christmas
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:09 AM (Ze9kt) 1201
West Side Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:09 AM (H5knJ) 1202
The Beaver (2011, Germany)
A troubled husband and executive adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communication. So there is already a movie titled 'The Beaver'. Now can we please move on? Posted by: RickZ at April 22, 2018 01:09 AM (oD9Tw) Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:10 AM (H5rtT) 1204
A Beaver's Tale
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:10 AM (VBKy9) 1205
A Beaver To Remember.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (e1mEI) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (VJOLZ) 1207
Das Beavers der Anderen
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (y87Qq) Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (H5rtT) 1209
Goldilocks and the Three Beavers
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (Ze9kt) 1210
Beaver on the Orient Express
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (TDJsa) Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (0ReGO) Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (H5rtT) 1214
Chariots of Beaver
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (J7XgW) 1215
Slave Beavers From Beyond Infinity
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (3JQ/p) 1216
The Beavers are Coming, The Beavers are Coming!
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (Ze9kt) 1217
I guess the first time it was the German version
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (n13/j) 1218
Beavers in da Hood
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:14 AM (lpNIx) 1219
Sex, Lies and Beavers
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 22, 2018 01:14 AM (TDJsa) 1220
As quickly as you can, snatch the beaver (SWIDT?) from my hand...
/sadtrombone When you can take the beaver from my hand, it will be time for you to go. Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (e9G8E) 1221
Helena.....tell Y5 he needs to join the festivities on the 5th
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (mMeIQ) 1222
Beaver of Arabia
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (y87Qq) 1223
Mo beavers, mo beavers, mo beavers Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (GdWl+) 1224
And, spent from their exertions, the Horde laid back and enjoyed a post-beaver smoke.
------------------ Nah brah, we have not yet begun to beaver. Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (H5rtT) 1225
Well I obviously missed something on that last thread.
The Sound of Beavers My Fair Beaver The Beaver and I Beaver On The Roof (I like musicals) Posted by: cfo mom at April 22, 2018 01:16 AM (RfzVr) 1226
so we are ready to hire you for your required salary. One last thing, what is this about a Beaver thread?
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:17 AM (n13/j) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:17 AM (VJOLZ) 1228
Straight Outta Beaver
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:17 AM (3JQ/p) 1229
Posted by: cfo mom at April 22, 2018 01:16 AM (RfzVr)
Movie thread, post 441. Godspeed. p.s. beaver Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:18 AM (y87Qq) 1230
Beavers In The Mist
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:18 AM (efC8N) 1231
Yeah, Y5, how could you *not* make a MoMee on the 5th? especially Cinco de Quattro!
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 01:20 AM (0ReGO) 1232
Gran Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:20 AM (efC8N) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:20 AM (Nnd9A) 1234
Flight Of The Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:21 AM (efC8N) 1235
A Man Called Beaver
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (efC8N) 1236
Ace of Beavers HQ
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (0ReGO) 1237
Bedtime for (this) Beaver.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (Ze9kt) 1238
Cry Me A Beaver
Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (yJ1e6) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:23 AM (Nnd9A) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:23 AM (efC8N) 1241
The Rocky Horror Beaver Show
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (J7XgW) Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (H5rtT) 1243
from Newsweek - In a new book on the Clinton campaign, Chasing Hillary: Ten Years, Two Presidential Campaigns, and One Intact Glass Ceiling, New York Times reporter-at-large Amy Chozick recalled the Democratic nominee brushing off her staff's reminders about her foundering favorability.
or, translated to this thread, Hillary Clinton to Campaign Staff: 'I Am Getting Pretty Tired of Hearing About How Nobody Likes My Beaver' Posted by: Paolo at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (6FqZa) 1244
The Revenant (Beaver Edition)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (3JQ/p) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (Nnd9A) 1246
The Rocky Horror Beaver Show Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (J7XgW) Lena Dunham's new movie? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (efC8N) 1247
/off sock.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (6FqZa) 1248
Night GG.
Posted by: Annoying Pedant at April 22, 2018 01:25 AM (ycWCI) 1249
All the President's Beavers.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:25 AM (n13/j) 1250
Coal Miner's Daughter's Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (lpNIx) 1251
In honor of Muldoon (I hope)
There once was an ONT beaver, A meme that caused quite a fever. It went on without end Till I just had to send "OMG! I'm about to become a gut heaver". Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (V+03K) 1252
The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the beaver of patriots and tyrants...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (e9G8E) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (Nnd9A) 1254
Play Beaver For Me
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (H5knJ) 1255
lol JTB
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (n13/j) 1256
Beaver It or Not!
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (VJOLZ) 1257
The Color of Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (lpNIx) 1258
nighty night fellow Horde members. Ya'll are so silly you make me laugh. And I like that. Thanks.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (RfzVr) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (Nnd9A) 1260
HH.....good one!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (mMeIQ) 1261
With all its worn out beaver jokes this thread is just begging to be interrupted by...
SURFPERCH'S MIDNIGHT CRAZY TRAIN!!! *obnoxious train whistle* Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (J7NdS) 1262
Night cfomom.
Posted by: Annoying Pedant at April 22, 2018 01:28 AM (ycWCI) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2018 01:28 AM (IqV8l) 1264
Beaver Unchained
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:28 AM (VJOLZ) 1265
Driving Miss Daisy's Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (lpNIx) 1266
Beaver, Interrupted
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (Nnd9A) 1268
The Fabulous Beaver Boys
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:30 AM (lpNIx) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:31 AM (Nnd9A) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:31 AM (VJOLZ) Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:32 AM (n13/j) Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (3JQ/p) 1273
Jennifer's Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (lpNIx) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (Nnd9A) 1275
The morons got going on beaver
a couple were over-achievers They needed more beer but the only thing near was Molson's la-Brador Retriever Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (H5rtT) 1276
First up on the Crazy Train is a song so bizarre, it's title is only one word long:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYxjO0LXZqE Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (J7NdS) 1277
A Christmas beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (aMlLZ) 1278
Kiss Kiss Beaver Bang
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:34 AM (lpNIx) 1279
Plan 9 From Outer Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:34 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:34 AM (Nnd9A) 1281
A Low Down Dirty Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (lpNIx) 1282
how awesome would thread had been if everyone had changed their nick to "Beaver" for it?
Posted by: Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: anderson cooper at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (6FqZa) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (VJOLZ) 1285
The Lost Boys' Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:36 AM (lpNIx) 1286
Kiss the Beavers Goodbye
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:36 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:36 AM (Nnd9A) 1288
Still going with the Beaver, I see. The Horde, running things in the ground since, when, 2003? Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 22, 2018 01:37 AM (8O3HH) 1289
Beaver Blue Eyes
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:37 AM (lpNIx) 1290
Hey everybody. I know it's late but just had to share this response to a question at Quora:
What is a typical day of a conservative like? ...by Caleb Beers, not left-wing Well, the first thing I did when I woke up today was kiss my Hitler plushie and burn some incense in front of my portraits of Mussolini and Augusto Pinochet. Then I went ahead and made some chicken deep-fried in the tears of oppressed gay people, which I had for breakfast, and hopped on the bus to get to the Patriarchy Meeting, where we sat around a long table shaped like a phallus (of course) and swapped racist jokes while eating steak made exclusively from endangered species. The topic of the meeting was, pursuant to the Pinochet portrait, a charitable venture whereby the Patriarchy funds free helicopter rides for Communists. Presently, we're trying to put together the funds to extend this-- ahem-- privilege to registered Democrats. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 01:38 AM (eMKNe) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:38 AM (VJOLZ) 1292
The Midnight Beaver Meat Train
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:38 AM (lpNIx) 1293
Beaver at 1600
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:39 AM (lpNIx) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:39 AM (Nnd9A) 1295
Owning Mahoney's Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (lpNIx) 1296
I like Quest for Beaver in the original French.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (n13/j) 1297
Beaver 57
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (lpNIx) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (Nnd9A) 1299
The Pink Beaver
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (lpNIx) 1300
The insanity is slowing down... Teh Horde is scraping the bottom of the beaver for material now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (e9G8E) 1301
Beaver 80
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (n13/j) 1302
Note to self: don't bother posting on Beaver nights. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 01:43 AM (eMKNe) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:43 AM (Nnd9A) 1304
Thinking of the book thread coming along in a few hours"
The Sound and the Beaver Beaver Shrugged Beaver in a Strange Land Beavers of the Purple Sage The Fall of the House of Beaver King Solomon's Beavers Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 01:43 AM (V+03K) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:44 AM (Nnd9A) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:45 AM (Nnd9A) 1307
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Biba at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (e9G8E)
Nonsense this is now Discovery's Beaver Week! G'night! Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:45 AM (VJOLZ) 1308
The insanity is slowing down... Teh Horde is scraping the bottom of the beaver for material now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Biba at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (e9G8E) Not Without My Beaver Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (y87Qq) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (Nnd9A) 1310
Land of Hope and Beaver
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (H5rtT) 1311
*realises one can easily type 'beaver' with the fingers of one hand... ponders the possibilities...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (e9G8E) 1312
1267
Didn't Surfpeach say a day or two ago they were gonna post naked for the rest of the month? Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (Nnd9A) I said I would only do that if last night's ONT reached 1250 comments, a goal it fell about 75 comments short of. I will, however, change my nic to 'Tuleperch' all day tomorrow if this thread reaches 1600 comments. Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:47 AM (J7NdS) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:48 AM (Nnd9A) 1314
Babette's Beaver - now going international!
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:48 AM (n13/j) Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:48 AM (VJOLZ) 1316
run beaver run!
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:49 AM (n13/j) 1317
beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:49 AM (e9G8E) 1318
Ice station beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 01:49 AM (aMlLZ) 1319
There once was an ONT beaver,
A meme that caused quite a fever. It went on without end Till I just had to send "OMG! I'm about to become a gut heaver". Posted by: JTB ****** Nice. This one was in "Muldoon's Library of Limericks, Volume 1" - Seems Topical - a limerick The jovial Mister Ward Cleaver He shouldn't just love her and leave her He abandoned poor June In a terrible swoon Seems he'd been awfully tough on the Beaver Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 01:50 AM (wPiJc) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:50 AM (Nnd9A) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:52 AM (Nnd9A) 1322
*train whistle*
This is DJ Surfperch welcoming you back to the Crazy Train with some jazz so smooth you'll slide right off it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkwjOd7MCU Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:53 AM (J7NdS) 1323
A moron fed up with these beavers
Ran off with a group they call Reavers. now it is said he wears spikes in his head And enjoys hunting people with cleavers Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ) 1324
Beaver of Solace
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:58 AM (H5knJ) 1325
This song is by far some of the best experimental music I've heard (and I haven't heard much experimental music)
*obnoxious train whistle* So if you're an economist, prepare for the bounce: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gtd7m3oLng Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:01 AM (J7NdS) 1326
Requiem for a Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 02:03 AM (H5knJ) 1327
What is a typical day of a conservative like?
Posted by: qdpsteve ******* Get up. Shower, shit, shave. Get dressed. Have a breakfast high in protein. Go to work. Work. Smile nicely and provide high quality healthcare to the illegal immigrant who brings their anchor baby on Medicaid to the clinic. In her native language. Pay taxes to support an incompetent corrupt political class who wishes to buy votes from people who don't go to work with the fruits of my labor. Come home from work. Smile and wave at the panhandler on the corner asking for handouts from all the other conservative people going home from work while petting his dog who is chained to his $500 mountain bike. Compose a limerick. Eat dinner with my heterosexual wife of 32 years. Help granddaughter with her math homework. Watch a ball game. Say a prayer. Go to bed. Repeat for 35+ years Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:03 AM (wPiJc) 1328
But that's just me.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:04 AM (wPiJc) Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:06 AM (wPiJc) 1330
A Connecticut Beaver in King Arthur's Court
Posted by: Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:07 AM (Lcq0D) 1331
Muldoon, pretty good.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 02:08 AM (eMKNe) 1332
i usually shit, shower, then shave, but, then again, i'm not a doctor...
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:08 AM (Lcq0D) 1333
and don't get me started on supporting the Land D ward where the anchor babies are whelped...
of course, the white trash babies weren't any better, after consideration. Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:10 AM (Lcq0D) 1334
Oh, I forgot a couple others-
Enjoy a cheap cigar. Sip three, maybe four, fingers of whiskey. Usually Crown Royal, my medication of choice. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:11 AM (wPiJc) 1335
Here in the Crazy Train a lot of things have got hidden meanings that I don't ever care to get into unless asked, which reminds me of our next song, something which feels like it has a meaning, but likely doesn't:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yIhIlEY-7FY Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:11 AM (J7NdS) 1336
Muldoon...where is the coffee good sir?
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 02:12 AM (Ze9kt) 1337
The Tin Beaver
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 02:12 AM (H5knJ) 1338
have you ever tried Crown Beaver?
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:13 AM (oAGVj) 1339
While you guys were talking Beaver, I was doing some research on the third possible female orgasmic pathway: the anterior fornix erogenous zone, AFE, or A-spot. Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 22, 2018 02:13 AM (8O3HH) 1340
Muldoon......
That was awesome! Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 02:14 AM (mMeIQ) 1341
But, conservatives are bad, bad people. Yeah, I get that.
How do other conservatives spend their days? Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:15 AM (wPiJc) 1342
Shower, shit, shave - in no particular order.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:16 AM (wPiJc) 1343
*obnoxious train whistle*
Breaking the mood here on the Crazy Train (as intended) I have a song that's been blowing through the windmills of my mind lately: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3uTWABRKRFM Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:17 AM (J7NdS) Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:17 AM (fPTiZ) 1345
1342 Shower, shit, shave - in no particular order.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:16 AM (wPiJc) But hopefully not all at once. Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:19 AM (J7NdS) 1346
and don't get me started on supporting the Land D ward where the anchor babies are whelped...
Posted by: redc1c4, ******* How's that going? Do you see any decrease in volume? We're seeing a noticeable dropoff in SSO scheduling requests. As if current fed policy is having an effect of some sort. Do you see anything similar? Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:22 AM (wPiJc) 1347
So, have we all gotten beavers out of our systems?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:22 AM (IEVqH) Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 22, 2018 02:25 AM (SozAc) 1349
I like my beaver shaken, not stirred.
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:27 AM (SozAc) 1350
i wish i knew, since that would mean i had a j*b...
i haven't had steady pharmacy work since GWB was POTUS: something about being anaphylactic times 3 to cephalasporins makes people leery of hiring you to w*rk around them. well, that and having helped close two pharmacies that were massively breaking the law, and having dented a few others who were doing stupid shit. (true stories) ulcerative colitis doesn't help either: kinda hard to get to w*rk on time when you can't even get out of the bathroom. Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:28 AM (Lcq0D) 1351
Holy cow. Did the beaver theme wear out?
I was gonna mention that sad movie, The Beaver is a Lonely Hunter, but that might be too obscure. Dumbo the Flying Beaver? Posted by: mindful webbeaver at April 22, 2018 02:29 AM (qpKia) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:30 AM (SozAc) 1353
Farewell to Beavers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:30 AM (Lcq0D) 1354
A Beaver For My Pillow
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:30 AM (Lcq0D) 1355
Muldoon's response was awesome. But since everyone else is obsessed with beaver tonight, I'll just repost my earlier piece on tomorrow's ONT. :-)
Goodnight all. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 02:31 AM (eMKNe) 1356
With The Old Beavers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:31 AM (Lcq0D) 1357
Beaver of My Fathers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:32 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:32 AM (SozAc) 1359
How do other conservatives spend their days?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:15 AM (wPiJc) Playing guitar, building harleys, and posting retarded shit on AOS Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 02:32 AM (aMlLZ) 1360
Lord of the Beavers
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 02:33 AM (H5knJ) 1361
if you shit in the shower, you better hope you have the trots, because other wise you'll have to smush it down the drain hole with your foot.
(you're welcome for that visual) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:33 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:34 AM (wPiJc) 1363
Three Days of The Beaver, starring Robert Redbeaver?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (Lcq0D) 1364
Thank you for listening, this has been DJ Surfperch's Crazy Train.
*train whistle* I hope you enjoyed the music as much as I did, but until next time, see you on the tracks! *loud train whistle fading into the night* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (J7NdS) 1365
I shitt, shower, and shave all at the same time every day! Out on the sidewalk often in front of your house. Or on playgrounds, in BART station elevators, or while pleasuring a stray dog in front of your favorite restaurant. Posted by: Frisco Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (SozAc) 1366
you'll have to smush it down the drain hole with your foot
Clearly, the voice of experience. Why we wear sandals in public showers. Posted by: mindful webworker - ewww at April 22, 2018 02:36 AM (qpKia) 1367
We now return you to your regularly scheduled beavers.
I'm outta here. Bye kids! Have fun storming the castle!! Enbeaver to persevere. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:38 AM (wPiJc) 1368
1365
I shitt, shower, and shave all at the same time every day! Out on the sidewalk often in front of your house. Or on playgrounds, in BART station elevators, or while pleasuring a stray dog in front of your favorite restaurant. Posted by: Frisco Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (SozAc) Don't forget the water fountains. Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:39 AM (J7NdS) 1369
Over 1300 comments and nearly 1300 instances of beaver?!?
I know it's late, but I suggest a new, beaver-free thread. Just repeat the content from this one. It deserves a better audience. Posted by: mindful webworker - but I won't be there at April 22, 2018 02:39 AM (qpKia) 1370
Sorry to hear that. Here's to better times.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:34 AM (wPiJc) --- i'll drink to that.... and beavers. true story: when i left that position, which was created prior to me being hired, they broke it up and split the duties amongst several other positions, because no one else they had could do it. which was also why they hired me to begin with. my forms, etc, were supposedly adopted as a corporate best practice. that would be the part where i audited the anesthesiologist's narc usage. i left because my immediate stuporvisor told me i wasn't any better than any of his other slugs... i mean "techs". Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:40 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:40 AM (Ckg4U) 1372
'Night Muldoon and qdpsteve!
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:41 AM (J7NdS) 1373
*wonders if the Morning Shift will continue our important work here...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 02:43 AM (e9G8E) Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:45 AM (SozAc) 1375
Sorry I missed the movie thread earlier.
My favorite summaer movie is definitely Trek Wars V: The Search for Worf. That seen when Jean-Luc yell's "Remember Kittimer!" and flies the Milkenium Falcon into the Death Star and Grand Moff Tarkin says "Oh, shit." Never gets old. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 22, 2018 02:45 AM (H5knJ) 1376
I just looked at this thread, and it's Beavers all the way down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:48 AM (IEVqH) 1377
The Horde wrote a thread about beavers
It hit upon all silly levers It made the folks laugh Entertaining the staff And allayed all the woes of the grievers Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:48 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:48 AM (wPiJc) 1379
Missed-out on a fun thread with a lot of tail.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:40 AM (Ckg4U) -------- It's a dam shame! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:49 AM (IEVqH) 1380
I propose that tomorrow's topic be manatees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:50 AM (IEVqH) 1381
We wuz robbed.
Posted by: Nutria, the better rodent at April 22, 2018 02:51 AM (H5knJ) 1382
Hey there Slapbeaver!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:51 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:52 AM (wPiJc) 1384
The beaver is semi aquatic
You've turned to semi erotic When The Horde gets a theme And they run with the Meme It quickly becomes quite Quixotic Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:54 AM (Ckg4U) 1385
Howdy, redc1c4.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:59 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 03:00 AM (GdWl+) 1387
An aquatic mammal named Mark Chewed down trees, just for a lark. He nibbled and gnawed And you might think it odd But his bite, was worse than his bark. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:01 AM (wPiJc) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:01 AM (Ckg4U) 1389
G'Night, BackwardsBoy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:02 AM (Ckg4U) 1390
I'll never make the Morning Report at this rate.
Oh, tomorrow's Sunday. No MR. I'll sleep in. Adios, amigos. Don't do anything you'll regret. Or if you do, remember, pix or... Posted by: mindful webworker - fast fade at April 22, 2018 03:03 AM (qpKia) 1391
Let me tell you a story, it's true 'Bout a wildebeest, known just as Stu He seemed a bit addled But he splashed and he paddled Up the creek in his birchbark gnu. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:04 AM (wPiJc) 1392
G'Night, mindful webworker.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:04 AM (Ckg4U) 1393
Top 1393!
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 22, 2018 03:06 AM (H5knJ) 1394
I've long believed that the beaver will eventually evolve into a gigantic marine apex predator, (much like the great whales before them) which will use its enormous tusk-like incisors (and acidic saliva) to collect the rusting steel girders and crumbling concrete slabs of what was once human civilisation to build its lodges at sea...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 03:06 AM (e9G8E) 1395
The cheese, well it ran hot and fast
Muldoon had not offered his last And all the head honchos Had held out their nachos When they made him, they just broke the cast Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:07 AM (Ckg4U) 1396
All the President's Beavers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:08 AM (Lcq0D) 1397
The Beaver Archipelago
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:09 AM (Lcq0D) 1398
A Beaver in the stream
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:10 AM (Lcq0D) 1399
♫♪♫
Then I saw her face! Now I'm a beaver. Not a trace Of doubt in mind. I'm in love. mmmmmmm I'm a beaver. I couldn't leave her if I tied. /The Monkees. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:10 AM (wPiJc) 1400
Jeb "low energy" Beaver
Posted by: pretty sure at April 22, 2018 03:11 AM (Ymy4N) 1401
Dreams of My Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:12 AM (Lcq0D) 1402
Rules for Beavers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:12 AM (Lcq0D) 1403
A beaver in the hand is worth two in the ______ .
Posted by: Beaver with Assymetrical Balls at April 22, 2018 03:13 AM (H5knJ) 1404
This is the Beaver that was...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:15 AM (Lcq0D) 1405
I know better than to take on The Horde after an entire night of wringing-out a meme. I'd just be repeating what funny people have already printed.
I also know how foolish it would be to take on Muldoon in any limerick back-and-forth. *bows to The King* -Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:15 AM (Ckg4U) 1406
National Beaver Review Online
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:15 AM (Lcq0D) 1407
'i'The cheese, well it ran hot and fast
Muldoon had not offered his last And all the head honchos Had held out their nachos When they made him, they just broke the cast ******* This limericking, it never get old. And perhaps, if I could be so bold. I'm chillin' and thrillin' Like raw penicillin, When they made me, they threw away the mold. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:16 AM (wPiJc) 1408
Haven't seen it: Saturday Night Beaver
Posted by: Gorf at April 22, 2018 03:16 AM (1guot) 1409
Slap: i missed why you handed off the prayer thread, and have been to lazy to e-mail you... what did i miss?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:17 AM (Lcq0D) 1410
Slap- you are good people. I'd be happy to fight you some day.
I think the meds are finally kicking in. Catch you all later. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:18 AM (wPiJc) 1411
G'Night, Muldoon!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:19 AM (Ckg4U) 1412
For some reason I just like refreshing this thread. Long legs.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:19 AM (wPiJc) 1413
This limericking, it never get old.
And perhaps, if I could be so bold. I'm chillin' and thrillin' Like raw penicillin, When they made me, they threw away the mold. Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:16 AM (wPiJc) ---- reminds me of the story when they took Sir Whatshisname into a modern airtight lab with all the bells and whistles, and asked him what he might have discovered with all that tech. he smiled and said "not penicillin" ... it blew in through an open window by accident. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:20 AM (Lcq0D) 1414
The nutria, on the other hand, will evolve into a numerous but small, witless, bottom feeding species which will, when stunned senseless en masse by the mighty smack of a gargantuan tail upon the waters, become the primary source of protein for the sea-beaver...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 03:23 AM (e9G8E) 1415
Dad is not well, redc1c4. He's over here now because Mom needs a break. Dementia sucks and watching your Hero waste away is trying.
...I know why Mom needs a break. heh. He's a lot to contend with and I'm going back to work while I, myself am contending with some ongoing illness. I could no longer read emails about children with leukemia. It started breaking me. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:24 AM (Ckg4U) 1416
It started breaking me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:24 AM (Ckg4U) --- EVERYONE has a limit, and i'm pretty sure you weren't born on Krypton. kudos to you for carrying on as you did, Gunga Din. you blazed the trail. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:28 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:29 AM (Ckg4U) 1418
Thanks, red. I appreciate it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:30 AM (Ckg4U) 1419
i can has beaver?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:37 AM (Lcq0D) 1420
all your beaver are belonging to us!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:37 AM (Lcq0D) 1421
beaver, beaver, beaver.... mushroom!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:39 AM (Lcq0D) 1422
In beavers we trust.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:39 AM (Lcq0D) 1423
Make America Beaver Again!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:51 AM (Lcq0D) 1424
I knew I would be up at 4, trick is not staying that way
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd) 1425
1424 I knew I would be up at 4, trick is not staying that way
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd) Reading some of this thread might lull you back to sleep. Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 04:18 AM (ecMDh) 1426
1425 1424 I knew I would be up at 4, trick is not staying that way
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd) Reading some of this thread might lull you back to sleep. Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 04:18 AM (ecMDh) It appears to have worked. ; ) Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 04:21 AM (ecMDh) 1427
Basically, to make a long story short ... wait WTF am I saying? Never mind.
Posted by: Leo Tolstoy at April 22, 2018 04:22 AM (2835Q) 1428
Top of the beaver, ma! Top of the beaver! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2018 04:33 AM (pNxlR) 1429
Little Green Beavers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:34 AM (Lcq0D) 1430
A Day In The Life Of Ivan Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:34 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:37 AM (Lcq0D) 1432
I didn't know until this day, it was Beaver zini all along.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 04:38 AM (H5rtT) 1433
"Achtung, Beaver!"
Posted by: Heinz Guderian at April 22, 2018 04:38 AM (Lcq0D) 1434
Ask not for whom the beaver rolls, it rolls for thee. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2018 04:44 AM (pNxlR) 1435
Two men and a Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:46 AM (Lcq0D) 1436
Beaverly Hills Cop
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:46 AM (Lcq0D) 1437
A Few Good Beavers
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:47 AM (Lcq0D) 1438
The Beavers Stuff
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:47 AM (Lcq0D) 1439
The Seven Pillars of Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:47 AM (Lcq0D) 1440
the Illiad, the Odessy, and the Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:48 AM (Lcq0D) 1441
The Bridges Over Toko-Beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:51 AM (Lcq0D) 1442
The Beavercoach
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:52 AM (Lcq0D) 1443
What? No mention of "Beaverly Cleary"? You people are illiterate.
Posted by: Ramona Quimby at April 22, 2018 05:02 AM (2835Q) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2018 05:04 AM (pNxlR) 1445
One Less Lonely Girl.
Posted by: Justin You Know Who at April 22, 2018 05:06 AM (2835Q) 1446
Might as well face it and just get up
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:17 AM (aC6Sd) 1447
For Whom the Beaver Tolls
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:18 AM (aC6Sd) Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2018 05:19 AM (8ikIW) 1449
Been awake the whole time, just laying here
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:20 AM (aC6Sd) 1450
Bite me, you beaver clingers.
Posted by: David Logg at April 22, 2018 05:21 AM (2835Q) 1451
Aaand sold ... to the highest beaver.
Posted by: rodent drug auction at April 22, 2018 05:23 AM (2835Q) 1452
Approaching the 4-hour mark:
1138 test beaver Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (Lcq0D) 1442 The Beavercoach Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:52 AM (Lcq0D) Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 05:26 AM (ecMDh) 1453
Then I saw her face, now I'm a belle beaver.
Posted by: Monkees at April 22, 2018 05:31 AM (2835Q) 1454
Its actually starting to get light out.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:36 AM (aC6Sd) 1455
Let's Mis-beaver-have.
Posted by: Anthracite Carrier at April 22, 2018 05:36 AM (2835Q) Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2018 05:37 AM (8ikIW) 1457
Beaver ree. Very quiet. I'm hunting wodents.
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 22, 2018 05:40 AM (2835Q) 1458
Gone with the Beaver.
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2018 05:40 AM (Z48ZB) 1459
West Side Beaver.
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2018 05:41 AM (Z48ZB) 1460
Beaverground
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:43 AM (aC6Sd) 1461
Well if not sleeping coffee is next best thing
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:44 AM (aC6Sd) 1462
Beaver Poppins
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2018 05:46 AM (Z48ZB) 1463
I hope Krak shows up and stops this madness
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:47 AM (aC6Sd) 1464
I write bee verse.
Posted by: Wasp poet at April 22, 2018 05:48 AM (2835Q) 1465
Legally Beaver
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2018 05:49 AM (Z48ZB) 1466
Nood!!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2018 05:53 AM (8ikIW) 1467
krak's up
Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 05:53 AM (ecMDh) 1468
We use their pelts to make wife-beaver t-shirts.
Posted by: Furrier at April 22, 2018 05:56 AM (2835Q) Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 06:30 AM (Lcq0D) 1470
So this SS officer killed in Vietnam was born in 1919 and died in 1965 as a Special Forces in his mid forties
? "Still in fighting form in his mid-40s, Thorne served with the 10th Special Forces Group in West Germany"? He would have been in his mid 40's in 1945 and he joined the the US Army in 1954? Do you guys read this trash before you link to it? Just askin'... Posted by: Noovuss at April 22, 2018 08:24 AM (LSOWG) 1471
This post may well be the last of the Beaverhicans.
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 22, 2018 09:06 AM (eY/ez) 1472
Posted by: Noovuss at April 22, 2018 08:24 AM (LSOWG)
Born in 1919, died in 1965. That would have made him 46 years old. Simple addition. Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2018 09:34 AM (IuYIh) 1473
over a chiliad of beavers...
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