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Diamond & Silk: Mark Zuckerberg Lied, Facebook Didn't Contact Us
Warning: This post may be Unsafe For the Community.
Popular pro-Trump sisters Diamond and Silk Wednesday night claimed Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg lied when he told Congress his team had gotten in touch with them to correct an "enforcement error."Zuckerburg told the House panel this:
"Congressman, in that specific case, our team made an enforcement error and we have already gotten in touch with them to reverse it," he testified. But Diamond and Silk say that never happened:
"No!" the sisters replied in unison, when Ingraham asked [about Facebook contacting them to resolve the sitation]. "We have not been in communication with Facebook. We have not been contacted. We have not spoken with anyone over the phone, so that was a lie," Diamond added.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM (h9wAA)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM (UOJYi)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM (UOJYi)
Color or sexual deviant?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 12, 2018 01:34 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2018 01:34 PM (sCN2W)
Btw.... loved the podcast with Kurt. Laughed a lot!!
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:35 PM (UOJYi)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at April 12, 2018 01:35 PM (vtcmf)
The kid needs to get out in the sunlight once in a while.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 01:36 PM (EoRCO)
Btw.... loved the podcast with Kurt. Laughed a lot!!
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:35 PM (UOJYi)
Thanks! It was fun to do. And, when you have a chance to have Kurt Schlichter as a guest, you have Kurt Schlichter as a guest.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 12, 2018 01:36 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 01:38 PM (bUjCl)
He'd come out of a meeting saying, "That was a wonderful productive meeting and we've agreed to X."
Everyone in the media would then congratulate Obama on his excellent negotiating skills.
Then the people in the meeting would come out and say, "What? That never happened." Of course that would be much less reported, if at all.
Obama meeting with Caterpillar's CEO is one example I can think of.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2018 01:38 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 01:38 PM (yL25O)
D&S misunderstood the purpose of that "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz link that showed up in their FB feed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (pNxlR)
*ring ring*
"hello...yes. uh huh. ok. I see. Ok. bye"
I just got banned from internet, fired, and my lawyer was shot in the middle of the street.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Kuhyt)
He can't.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Q9dnf)
They show up on your page... but don't get forwarded to other people who are friends of yours, and following you...
Even when other posts do show up.... tested it just this morning...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (NgKpN)
Who would have thought?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (0tfLf)
Not a call from a real person, nor a interaction with a bot.
Posted by: standfast24 at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (PNFIr)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (YkEgi)
Nothing can beat the vapidity of ObiWon's meeting with staffers in early 2009 where they jaw-jawed about saving on supplies' purchases by buying in bulk. What a steaming load of BS that was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (pNxlR)
Maybe fuckerberg meant he'd get in touch with his "team."
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (9pmNr)
"OH YOU DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOUR VOICES HAVE BEEN CUT OFF? NOW MAYBE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW WE FEEL!"
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (7n4KQ)
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg lied when he told Congress his team had
gotten in touch with them to correct an "enforcement error."
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It's useful to see the way this works.
Trump says the vague "I don't know about the $130,000 payment" and it means he lied about knowing about the $130,000 payment, and/or the exact time the payment was made, and/or who the payment was made to, etc., and it's why he voluntarily revoked any and all attorney client privilege with that statement.
Zuckerberg says the specific "My team has gotten in touch with them" and he didn't mean him or his team specifically, but the customer service robot that automatically tells them their account has been deleted.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: CN at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (5gaNQ)
Was he kept saying he didn't know...
For a CEO to NOT know that there was public outcry about Censorship on his platform????
He must live in a bubble...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (gbWkA)
I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (UOJYi)
One of those Q people noted that Darpa had a project to collect all data on everyone ... but canceled it about the same time Facebook came online. Coincidence?
As with all the backdoor access agreements, it seems certain that government has aligned with these internet powerhouses, including MSFT, GOOG ... and the rest. MetaData gives them a ton to analyze, and on any specific person the devious ones inside FBI/CIA etc. can collect all blackmail material they need.
https://www.wired.com/2004/02/pentagon-kills-lifelog-project/
Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (s9DTK)
He can't.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Q9dnf)
To be fair, there are times, few in number, when he can launch a load of "mayonnaise" up to there. It's all a matter of to whom he is jacked in at the time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 01:36 PM (EoRCO)
That's fatal to the vampire-American community.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (hLRSq)
I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.
I don't like their act, its too cartoonish for me, like someone from another country trying to depict black women from watching a sitcom or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (sjdRT)
Jonah Goldberg is on his knees trying to resuscitate it.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (Q9dnf)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (2LelM)
I've heard a rumor that there are things called "websites", even things called "blogs" where people write all kinds of stuff. Perhaps some very sophistimicated pioneers should try these edgy things to get their messages out. I think, though this may be technically difficult, that there is this thing called "email" whereby one can share links to these "website" things.
But this might all be only for the tech-savvy or even code-writers. Not sure.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (UOJYi)
I blame it on being shadow banned by ace.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Bri at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (ORnFV)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (+dsLj)
*DELETE*
Posted by: Average Joe at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2BcrJ)
I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (Fqc6P)
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Sharpie sponsorship.
Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (LV5XU)
With the impending plague of commenting insecurity about to strike here, it behooves the Head Ewok to get in front of matters by offering monetary incentives to comment herein.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
blink blink blink long-blink long-blink long-blink blink blink blink
uhh, also I will endeavor to do all I can to ensure that the goal of diversity is fulfilled in all its forms throughout all of American society. As Americans, we should all be united in the fact that we have no defining characteristic outside of our lack of history before 2008 and that we are all immigrants.
In closing, I accept full responsibility for my crimes and hateful hate that has caused violence against many thoughtful civil servants and led to all 17 US intelligence agencies feeling very bad.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (oDzyA)
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (9pmNr)
Maybe he contacted a team member who plays the wrong position.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (jfS/c)
Bill Kristol has a wax fruit bowl on top of his refrigerator so people will think he can actually reach the top of his refrigerator.
He can't.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Q9dnf)
That's where Rick Wilson hides his stash
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (lKyWE)
Did someone say something?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cathy Newman at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (oDzyA)
And he mistook a trash basket for a letter box.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (jfS/c)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (AM5/F)
*ring ring*
"hello. yes. uh huh. Are you sure? Ok. thanks, bye"
There are now troops stationed at my house. weird huh?
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)
Sitting on his booster seat would just raise his throat to a more convenient height.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (jfS/c)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (gbWkA)
44 Whats with the blank comment and no name at 37?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (sjdRT)
Bob from NSA dealt with it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (pNxlR)
With the impending plague of commenting insecurity about to strike here, it behooves the Head Ewok to get in front of matters by offering monetary incentives to comment herein.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
A 'living wage' if you will.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)
Save it. Melmoth already f-ed up a perfectly good opportunity to mess with her. **shakes fist at Melmoth**
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (sjdRT)
Your need is greater than the need to take a stance. It's not a life or death situation at this point. There are enough other people to take up your slack. When you find an alternative that meets your needs then go for it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (pw+jk)
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Are they painted on? We have black chick cashier who sports some massive paint on eyebrows. Kind of shocking, but they go well with the glue on ginormous neon finger nails.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (2LelM)
You left off "strangely mechanical little smile that fades away."
I feel for the guy, 5 hours with congressmen can't be any fun, and he probably was nervous and uncomfortable as heck. Plus, little guy sitting on a cushion doesn't exactly inspire confidence. I'd probably look weird and unpleasant up there too.
Well, everywhere, but especially there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg lied when he told Congress his team had
gotten in touch with them to correct an "enforcement error."
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Anyone figure out how this means they're not publishers or whatever they were claiming to not be?
Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (LV5XU)
"Thank you for dispelling that myth," said the senator chairing the Senate investigation committee, "Let us move on."
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (YwV8E)
Something about their reply bothers me, because I picked up on it when they were on local talk radio. Note that they say "over the phone" as if that is the only way that people "get in touch" these days.
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (Z5y53)
They bring Diamonds and Silk
Yes we both know what memories can bring
They bring Diamond and Silk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Was he kept saying he didn't know...
For a CEO to NOT know that there was public outcry about Censorship on his platform????
He must live in a bubble...
Selective stupidity. It comes in handy sometimes. Like when you're testifying before Congress.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (CAKgV)
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Hey don't lean on me man
Cause we ain't got time to check it
Back in Censorship City.
Wham, Bam, Thank you, Ma'am.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (r9UYA)
no one tole me coz ah am
shadow banned
My God, its Maya Angelou!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (vkS2Z)
More importantly, had the Beast won and if you were not one with the Borg she would know all of your life experiences and memories. Frightening, isn't it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: SEAL Team 6 at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Marlon Brando at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (sjdRT)
Hey look I must not be shadow banned but it sounds like it might be coming.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)
The simpleton questions from our elected officials produced a dark cold rage in me.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)
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That's an excerpt from her 7th autobiography.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (LV5XU)
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Are they painted on? We have black chick cashier who sports some massive paint on eyebrows. Kind of shocking, but they go well with the glue on ginormous neon finger nails.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (2LelM)
My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in. It's a thing, I hear.
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: California Emigrant at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (RbV5J)
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All of Zuckerberg's 'solutions' involve more FaceBook.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (FJXGr)
They bring Diamond and Silk
Looking up that song, all I ever knew it from was Judas Priest.
But... its originally a Joan Baez song??!?!?!?! *Baamm* head explodes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bri at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (ORnFV)
_________
I, like all Pokemon, prefer to interpret things ways that fit my preconceived notions about the world.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (Q9dnf)
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Not so much about taking a stance, but these hearings affirm Facebook will continue to steal my data with the only difference that they'll be more subtle and covert about it. The only recourse I have for now is to just populate most of my profile with fake bullshit. I really need to find a replacement for Messenger though.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (+dsLj)
Butter
Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Marlon Brando at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (Fqc6P)
*snort
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (UOJYi)
Maybe you'd feel more secure ifyou started carrying a blanket around with you.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (oDzyA)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)
They did it to Clarence Thomas, the did it to Allen West, they do it to every American-African who escapes from the Democratic Plantation.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Green Manalishi w/ 2 Forked Crown at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Mother Nature at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (yL25O)
Like Data from Star Trek.
Posted by: Dope at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (hjMBa)
The amazing thing is that he chose not to earn cheap grace by speaking for the millions of Americans who'd gladly see those two screeching imbeciles exiled to an island far, far, far away.
Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Yeah I'm sure that's what happened, CEO's often talk like that.
"Besides, they're just a couple of Oreos anyway"
--leftists everywhere
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)
I say something mildly conservative on the internet and get severely punished and have to read a humiliating confession
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (Kuhyt)
With the impending plague of commenting insecurity about to strike here, it behooves the Head Ewok to get in front of matters by offering monetary incentives to comment herein.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
He's too busy fighting shelf insecurity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (jfS/c)
They did it to Clarence Thomas, the did it to Allen West, they do it to every American-African who escapes from the Democratic Plantation.
Posted by: zombie
Herman Cain & Ben Carson.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (9pmNr)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: ShainS at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (U2yGD)
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Kidlets told me that 'threading' is hair removal. Weird eyebrows I have been seeing (in the Midwest, no less!) are painted/drawn in from a template.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (MIKMs)
They did it to Clarence Thomas, the did it to Allen West, they do it
to every American-African who escapes from the Democratic Plantation.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (42M22)
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Our nation has reached the point where Talcum X will call them those names and he'll be the one rallied behind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (Fqc6P)
Nothing worse than political snobs.
Posted by: Trish at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (M+MSn)
Oh, sure, there was the reflexive, "My, that's an excellent question, Congressperson...", but then there was the subsequent, "I'm not familiar with that." and "We will get back to you on that."
Their board should be concerned if they funneled enough money to the Congressional coffers after his display.
I caught a moment of FOXNews' The Five yesterday afternoon. Somehow they collectively came away impressed with him. They must've watched a different Zuckerberg.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (2LelM)
https://lyincomey.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (y7DUB)/i]
Did you see Ted Cruz give Zuck an extended procto exam with a pineapple?
Brought a tear to my eye, it did.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (jfS/c)
Facebook, like twitter and youtube, issue generic suspension notices and with liitle, if any recourse available. No one to contact, no live person made available to discuss it, and they will say, "No further discussion after this notice."
They did that to D and S - they posted the form letter that ended with "Bye, Felicia!" SO even if it was an error --- Zuck and his fellow tech leaders have no f#$@s to give.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
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Am I the only bothered by the use of the word 'enforcement'?
Look, dick breath, your people made a judgement based upon personal and corporate bias. That's not an 'enforcement error', that is the revelation of a pathology.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (7A6l6)
My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in.
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Wait, what?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)
Seriously
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (tpDAe)
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MCT
Medium Chain Triglycerides.
It's a form of dietary fat that is processed directly by the liver to generate ketone bodies such as beta-hydroxy-buterate which can be directly consumed by organs such as the brain for food and are not easily stored as adipose tissue (body fat)
They are used to easy the body into a ketogenic (very low carb, high dietary fat diet) diet and provide a boost of energy when sugar is not an option.
They can also cause digestive pain in large doses if you eat them by themselves and are not used to them.
Naturally they are found in coconut oil, red palm oil and other sources. MCT oil is concentrated.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (Q9dnf)
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (9pmNr)
He did come through on Gorsuch so maybe there is hope on this issue.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:57 PM (s9DTK)
A Bad Fat is rosie odonnell.
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (9pmNr)
Yes, it's a nasty word used in that context.
"FB is platform for all ideas"
Yes, as long as they're progressive ideas
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (tpDAe)
De McRibber, de rock candy and de tree little pigs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
My head exploded when I went to a protest outside San Quentin Prison and Joan Baez was there (with Jesse Jackson and Mike Farrell); when she started singing to the crowd, blood starting leaking from everyone's ruptured eardrums -- it was sheer torture.
I'll spare you the audio, but here's a photo of Joan singing:
http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4033.JPG
...and this was the response of the protesters:
http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4040.JPG
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (LV5XU)
I'm baffled by this trend of drawing magic marker eyebrows. A co-worker began doing this a couple weeks ago and it's so distracting. Like most men I've trained myself to keep the eyes from wandering down but never up. My brain almost exploded the first time she walked into my office - my brain couldn't figure out where not to look.
Not once in the history of chasing pussy has the thickness of eyebrows been a dealbreaker.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (UBzPO)
My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in.
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Wait, what?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)
Seriously
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (CAKgV)
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Nope, they were bedazzled in.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:59 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 12, 2018 01:59 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)
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Pushing Trump's nominees on judges through is probably the one good thing fuckstick McConnell is doing right now and may be the most important. Even if we lost the House, it's likely we'll have more gains in the Senate to make the process easier, especially if Trump can get a few more SCOTUS nominees in to tilt even more in our favor. This will probably be Trump's lasting legacy besides a border wall.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 02:00 PM (+dsLj)
Trans fats, such as chastity bono, is a bad fat.
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (9pmNr)
+++++++
Jonah's Life Partner/Harbor Miner is though
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (y3aQB)
Larry Fine at Woodstock (Billy West from the Howard Stern show back when it was funny)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (LiyEm)
I'll spare you the audio, but here's a photo of Joan singing:
http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4033.JPG
...and this was the response of the protesters:
http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4040.JPG
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (42M22)
Should've executed her AND Tookie Williams.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (jfS/c)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:57 PM (s9DTK)
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I think McCriminal thought the BEAST would win. That way he got points for stopping Obama's SCOTUS pick which would have looked like a rock ribbed conservative to Hillary's pick. He also thought he would lose the majority. So he looks conservative but was planning on going full DIABLO.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (CAKgV)
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Yes. Specifically refined coconut oil.
And for the absolute highest smoke point -
Avocado oil
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (Q9dnf)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (jfS/c)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (UBzPO)
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Ladies, here lies much wisdom.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (9pmNr)
Insipid lipids.
Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)
Ace needs to put a warning on all Posts... liberals and snowflakes may be traumatized reading the content.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (PvFoN)
Glasgow Pride Parade Bans Drag Queens Over Fears They'll Offend Trans People
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (pw+jk)
How many Yokos did you give her performance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A solid 4 Yokos (on a five-Yoko scale).
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (42M22)
They also said, on local radio, that they have been going back and forth with FB for 6 months about it.
Back and forth implies that they heard something back.
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (Z5y53)
Fleetwood Mac went through a pretty heavy phase, I mean "Oh Well" would make a great AC/DC song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Green Manalishi was from Fleetwood Mac.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM
It's why bisexuals are dying of starvation in this country.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:04 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (2LelM)
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So if Mitch McConnell dyed his hair green, he could suffocate to death the next time he has sex with Ellen Chao? Get that man some green hair dye and viagra, stat.
Posted by: Lenny at April 12, 2018 02:04 PM (/qEW2)
I found Maya Angelou's observations about opera especially eye-opening in her I Know For Whom the Fat Lady Sings.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:04 PM (pNxlR)
Next week: Something else equally trivial and meaningless that you can't do dick about but they will let you pretend.
I guess it's too late for our culture to find God again. You KNOW... something a little more permanent and enduring? You know. Eternal? Just a thought. Could work.
Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (56PvY)
Micro-blading is like tattooing your eyebrows on, not so much like a sharpie but like taking a very fine felt tip pen and drawing on individual hairs. From a distance it can look like sharpie, though.
Posted by: not the mama at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (mx7rN)
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (9pmNr)
Not once in the history of chasing pussy has the thickness of eyebrows been a dealbreaker.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (UBzPO)
Although the unibrow has put a few chases in the ditch
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
They should sew fake eyebrows onto the apples and sell them as souvenirs to the SJWs on safari in the Food Desert.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (42M22)
Please tell me that's not what I think it is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (zRZaJ)
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I obviously have massive misunderstandings about what putting on a wig and a dress is or isn't able to do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (LV5XU)
Even when other posts do show up.... tested it just this morning...
Posted by: Don Q.
that would be especially pernicious. They squelch all grass roots efforts by patriots, but can spread the propaganda posts far and wide.
The internet bill of rights should protect the rights individuals, not give more power for government to invade privacy and suppress certain opinions. (the whole constitution concept was about protecting individual liberty, and stopping government from encroaching on those liberties/rights).
With Facebook basically being like the telephone, certainly I should expect my 50 friends would see my posts (if the choose that option), with no FB Filter (or government) deciding what is safe and what is WrongThink. (obscenities/nudity and such are in a different category)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (bT8Z4)
I thought that was about the World Series?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM
The fact you have to ask? I'm firing my ad agency.
Posted by: Poupon at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (ctuyM)
Sorry, I would have been here sooner, but I just woke up from my malnutrition coma brought on by being so food insecure.
Question (way OT and relating back to the last thread)... if college kids aren't getting enough food to eat, why aren't colleges doing something about the $10-$15 / meal prices they charge for their shitty Aramark prison food?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (F5+ro)
530 483 My first TI, you know, the one with the red LED readout? It cost $49.95 ca. 1975 at my local department store. It was classy-looking, though.
And the first things you did with it is input 58008 and 715 77345.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018
I know the first one, but "Shell sil"?
No, I entered Larry Niven's calculations for the size of the Ringworld. Checked out, as they should; he has a master's in math.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (wQDH5)
It's not.
It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)
Don't get me wrong - I like the D and S schtick, but their claim that Zuck - and FB - are lying - doesn't add up.
They also said, on local radio, that they have been going back and forth with FB for 6 months about it.
Back and forth implies that they heard something back.
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (Z5y53)
Isn't it their latest total ban they didnt get any feedback on?
Posted by: muckrack at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (RZ4iC)
Food looks like a lady.
Posted by: AeroZod at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (9TK8E)
Food looks like a lady.
Posted by: AeroZod at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)
Shut Her Down.
We have a Winner.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (42M22)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (PvFoN)
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The Rockets did a remake better
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Archer
Not once in the history of chasing pussy has the thickness of eyebrows been a dealbreaker.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
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Ladies, here lies much wisdom.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Conflicting opinions.
We need a ruling from the AoSHQ Style Guide.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (Vgz5H)
It's not.
It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)
well, ...more the vulva area and FUPA.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (VWsDy)
Please tell me that's not what I think it is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (zRZaJ)
Jewells! A new product line!
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)
Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Gwyneth P., Lifestyle guru at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (ctuyM)
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I obviously have massive misunderstandings about what putting on a wig and a dress is or isn't able to do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (LV5XU)
Let Them Fight.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (tpDAe)
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I'm told you can post and post on places that use facebook for comments and YOU'LL see them, but no one else will.
You aren't banned, though. Your account is still active and you can post anywhere you want. It just won't show up, and unless you look from another tab or computer where you aren't signed in you'll never, ever know.
And that is f*cking brilliant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (s9DTK)
Fleetwood Mac went through a pretty heavy phase, I mean "Oh Well" would make a great AC/DC song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)
Sounds like it "inspired" Led Zeppelin
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (7HtZB)
I thought that was about the World Series?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (O5Q3r)
With Maya Angelou you wouldn't be able to tell either way.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (zRZaJ)
It's not.
It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.
Posted by: garrett
At least it's not that thingy from the late '70's & 80's that used the metal stud setter.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)
A calliope or the Ghost of Christmas Past?
Posted by: Bert G at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Gwyneth P., Lifestyle guru
I thought you endorsed sticking jade eggs up your hoo-ha....and gold-plated dildos.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM
I do most of my cooking sous vide method and high smoke point is never an issue. Protein which is still moving at such low cook temperatures is my main issue.
Necessary sous vide complements:
[X] Shrink wrap machine
[X] Digital thermometer to check temps
[X] Hammer to beat the life out of still moving protein
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (LOgQ4)
Alternatively, a cockenspiel.
Posted by: Zawd at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)
Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)
Some of them are done so they sound like the steam organ version of "Girls just want to have fun."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)
That was back when they had Peter Green on guitar, no? And before Stevie Nicks made them popular with shitheads like Slick.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (zRZaJ)
Ooh, with the young women we're speaking of, "no one seeing it" is not a problem.
At least one guy a night will see them, I would guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (F5+ro)
I want to sound like wind chimes when I walk and have my naughty bits saw through my underwear!
"we've got you covered"
--Bob's Vajazzle and Piercing Shack
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)
Those make me so happy.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (130AC)
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (CAKgV)
Only after the glue dries.
Otherwise, the first queef will blow those crystals across the room.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (zRZaJ)
Well, depending, a lot of people could see them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (ycWCI)
Shouldn't that be "Popular pro-Trump Wymyn of Color Diamond and Silk"?
Posted by: mugiwara at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (x0S4y)
Like a rhinestone cowgirl ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (pNxlR)
Nobody was nasty enough to say a word to her about it back then.
These days, if she was still alive, they sure as hell would.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (9TK8E)
Otherwise, I'll just revert back to my normal Eeyore pantshitter mode based on fears that if we cannot even beat that fat hag in fucking MO, then we really are going to be boned sideways come November.
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (VWsDy)
"Have I ever got you covered!"
--Michael Moore
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (pw+jk)
Vagina dentata
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: muckrack at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (RZ4iC)
They have not been "total banned" from Facebook. Their page is there.
https://www.facebook.com/DiamondandSilk/
Going to that page, I see a few things - first, they say FB reached out to them on Twitter, just today.
They also posted:
Just so you know; We have not communicated nor have we talk to Mark Zuckerberg or any @facebook Representative. Our last communication with FB was on Thursday, April 5, 2018, at 3:40pm when they emailed us and said: We Were "Unsafe to the Community"
I still am uneasy about the "we haven't talked to anyone on the phone" bit because there was no claim that they were talked to on the phone. They used this locution on local radio, too.
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (Z5y53)
Cara Delavinge and Frida Kahlo chose the monobrow look. Kim Kardashian was born monobrow, but transitioned to Paint-On.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (42M22)
Otherwise, the first queef will blow those crystals across the room.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (Fqc6P)
OMG, the laughing and coughing spell after reading that was worth it.
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (LV5XU)
No, but appearing in Scheisse Porn does.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (9TK8E)
Sooo judgemental, h8r. But while we're on the topic, what the hell does a "Prince Albert" advertise?
(don't google that, Fen).
Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (LV5XU)
Yell, scream and lie the loudest and gets all the attention and to hell with the facts.
They simply turned the tables on the leftists,, which is how you do it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (/qEW2)
Well I see a big difference between someone who lost their hair and someone who shaved or plucked it all off to draw it back in. The first is just unfortunate, the second is a young latina.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (39g3+)
Fleetwood Mac went through a pretty heavy phase, I mean "Oh Well" would make a great AC/DC song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)
That was back when they had Peter Green on guitar, no? And before Stevie Nicks made them popular with shitheads like Slick.
Posted by: Captain Hate
"The Green Manalishi" would make a great Judas Priest song.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (dZ756)
I never thought that about tongue piercings. I just thought it looks unsanitary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (tpDAe)
Yeah I messed it up, should have been 710.77345
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018
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That's not half as much fun as I hoped it would be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (wQDH5)
I hate the ear discs, especially when they're not in, so there's a huge hole in their earlobe. Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (130AC)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (9TK8E)
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I'm not searching for that, although I do know who Vivian Schmitt is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (F5+ro)
I am pretty sure that Poison covered that one.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (W+vEI)
earlobe holes plus pierced tongue = keeper.
Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (tcwn1)
The earliest blues stuff
The Peter Green guitar-driven stuff
The Nicks/Buckingham light jazz stuff
Its all good. Rumors is one of the best albums ever recorded
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)
That.
And face tattoos. On men, too. Just a bad idea all around.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Frida Kahlo at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (Fqc6P)
Sooo judgemental, h8r. But while we're on the topic, what the hell does a "Prince Albert" advertise?
You like doing it in the can?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (pNxlR)
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They are jammin'.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (LV5XU)
Not to mention the album cover........hot stuff baby!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (56PvY)
Posted by: Eggo at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (9ls8w)
She's a loser. TOAST. Remember they had Pat whatshisname in Kansas down by 5 to 10 points and some chick name Nunn even in GA. Pretty sure the GOP won both races by 10 points
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (rwVFm)
Nobody was nasty enough to say a word to her about it back then.
These days, if she was still alive, they sure as hell would.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (9TK8E)
Hikaru, so sorry about your mom. That had to be awful for her...and you. It's too bad she couldn't get a wig, but I remember some of your childhood stories, so I understand.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (130AC)
Command + F the page, you're in here. BTW your lover was a dick.
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (suO/a)
>Its all good. Rumors is one of the best albums ever recorded
Yeah, that's where I get off the train. I fucking hate the Nicks/Buckingham era and I think Rumours is just
cruel,cruel torture.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (Fqc6P)
I don't like their act, its too cartoonish for me, like someone from another country trying to depict black women from watching a sitcom or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018
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Come on down to Noo Awlins, honey. You'll see s**t like that at Walmart 'n' Save-a-Lot, ever' day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: not the mama at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (mx7rN)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM
I remember when they first appeared. The companies hired the smartest college bound kids in my high school to spend their summer handing out free margarine to people in our little town.
One of those 'smart kids' went on to become a cardiac surgeon, repairing the damage from that summer, I would suppose.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)
Some of them are done so they sound like the steam organ version of "Girls just want to have fun."
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Jericho-Trompete mounted on the taint so they sound like a Stuka
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (Vgz5H)
Making love on a horse with a star-spangled Romeo.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (42M22)
(Jump to bottom of page)
Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (56PvY)
Back when I was in 7th Grade, I once got the girl in the class who always scored the highest on everything to flip over a sheet of paper that had "OVER ---->" written on both sides about 8 times before she finally realized what was going on.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (9TK8E)
and we have already gotten in touch with them to reverse it" -- I took the "them" referred to as being "our team" and not the sisters, that the execs corrected the "error" in house and not with the customer, likely assuming "our team" would carry out the exec's orders.
Posted by: Keith Vlasak at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (ImzEz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (s9DTK)
Unless you're an actual, real barbarian or Celt. Or a Maori.
Then its Badass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)
This is a heresy against the New Faith of Kim's Jade Ass! You have been warned, apostate.
Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)
That.
And face tattoos. On men, too. Just a bad idea all around.
What if they tattoo on new eyebrows?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (9TK8E)
Now why would Corey Booker be particularly concerned about that issue?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (jfS/c)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (tcwn1)
I know why the caged Kurd sings.
Posted by: Saddam Angelou at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (/qEW2)
Unless it's a bullet-hole tattoo on the forehead. Or a zipper. Or an eight-ball.
Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)
This.
It's like graffiti on the Mona Lisa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (jfS/c)
That always just looks like she didn't wipe her nose very well to me. Nice snot speck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Maybe schedule watching the movie "2012: for that night?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (W+vEI)
cruel,cruel torture.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (Fqc6P)
I'm surprised my keyboard didn't click when you typed that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Vgz5H)
They also said, on local radio, that they have been going back and forth with FB for 6 months about it.
Back and forth implies that they heard something back.
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (Z5y53)
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They have been going back and forth with Facebook regarding their subscribers not getting notifications etc.
They got the final notification telling them that their content was considered unsafe and that Facebook was sticking by that and told them that was the end of the discussion-basically shut up you black conservative women.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (PvFoN)
Yep -
I would nominate SRV's 'VooDoo Child' and Modern English doing 'Tainted Love'.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Fqc6P)
How to cement your place at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (jfS/c)
Posted by: washrivergal
Looks like they ate a shit sandwich.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (Vgz5H)
I'm not opposed to a small diamond nose stud on a girl.
Ugh, looks like they have a zit on the side of their nose
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: golfman at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (48QDY)
Also found his real name is Tarl Warwick. That's just bizarre.
Short for Tarleton? Wasn't that a brand of cigarettes?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (4ErVI)
Reasonable exception. You're just replacing that which was already there (or supposed to be there).
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Fqc6P)
Brick & Mortar's version of Voodoo Child deserves some credit as well, if you can deal with the electronic programmed drums.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018
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Especially when they have "tattoo sleeves" all along their arms. They don't look edgy and transgressive, they just look dirty.
A little butterfly on an ankle isn't bad, though. And my favorite adult film star, Nikki Rhodes, carries off that "arc of stars" tat across her hip pretty well. (Full disclosure: Nikki does everything on film dam well.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (wQDH5)
Big Black's Roland was the greatest drummer, ever!
Perfect time. Every time.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (Fqc6P)
Otherwise, the first queef will blow those crystals across the room.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM
Lucy in your eye, with diamonds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)
It is a total turnoff. Almost as bad as smoking.
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (VWsDy)
If its really well done it looks like they are wearing lace sleeves until you get up close and realize she probably has hepatitis.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (39g3+)
another country trying to depict black women from watching a sitcom or
something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018
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Where in the midwest do you live, Christopher?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (LV5XU)
Yes, but there are others who do an equally good job and yet I still reach for Axis every once in a while.
I don't ever need to hear Jimmy do Voodoo Chile / Slight return again. SRV just owns it.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (Fqc6P)
Also found his real name is Tarl Warwick. That's just bizarre.
Short for Tarleton? Wasn't that a brand of cigarettes?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018
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There was Carlton, with the ad line "Carlton Is Lowest" (in tars and nicotine, I suppose), and Tareyton, which I think was the "I'd rather fight than switch" brand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)
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And when they decide to go lizard-kin and get their tongues forked, their noses and ears ground down, their eyeballs dyed and their skin to mimic scaliness, that's really a deal breaker.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (tpDAe)
That was an odd regulatory story. Texas used to require people to be
*licensed* in order to be able to perform eyebrow threading. Of course
that's stupid and they eventually got rid of it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (/qEW2)
Minnesota still requires a cosmetology/barber license.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (TGrKk)
They look like they rolled around in the funny papers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (jfS/c)
Salem, Oregon
Yes, but there are others who do an equally good job
I know people will throw things at me for this but I really like the version Sting did, too. The guy is a class A putz, but he is a great musician.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (y7DUB)
Over Stairway ??
Posted by: Bobby Plant at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (/qEW2)
Not sure what's worse : That, or when they get either tiger stripes or leopard spots tattooed all over and get monofilament whiskers implanted.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (gbWkA)
Samoan shoulder/arm tattoos are pretty badass.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (9TK8E)
I agree.
...and I know Everything.
Yea. Yea. Yea-ah!.
Posted by: The Axis at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Salem, Oregon
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As a South American, I've got some bad news.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (LV5XU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (jfS/c)
LOL. The blonde ex-porn star who's is a big fav with some people here because-she's a former porn star- and because she voted Trump and has conservative views on some things- has armloads of tattoos. Aside from that she looks to be an attractive woman.
Never watched her porn, of course. Just saw clips of her speaking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (tpDAe)
Big Black's Roland was the greatest drummer, ever!
Perfect time. Every time.
We used his brother Chip.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (GdWl+)
Yeah, I'm guessing not too many HR personnel said to themselves, "I really liked the Stanford grad, but I find the guy with the zipper and teardrop too irresistible. 'Confident' and 'stable' are the words that come to mind."
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (H8S+R)
No tatoos, no piecings, No fake eyebrows.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Bobby Plant at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (VWsDy)
I also don't mind very small tattoos strategically placed. Back of the neck, ankle , bottom of wrist. If it was a deal breaker I wouldn't have any more dates.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Bobby Plant at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (VWsDy
Sorry, Bobby, but the preselects get banged immediately.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)
This.
It's like graffiti on the Mona Lisa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (jfS/c)
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Why would anyone do this since after a few years
it all bleeds together and it is impossible to make out what the tat is suppose to be or say.
Painful to remove. It takes like 9 sessions. Tat is removed with a laser where skin is burned, blisters and peels and skin is more sensitive each time it's done. I know someone that went through this. The good thing is her 10 year old daughter told her mom she would never get one seeing the pain her mom went through.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (PvFoN)
And that, again, makes me think that the real answer is not regulation, but rewriting the tort law so that Facebook (and anyone else who endangers personal data) face massive lawsuits for doing so.
Granted, they'll say "That would destroy our entire business. We cannot possibly achieve that level of security." To which the answer is "BFD". If any company makes a product which routinely harms it's customers, then we SHOULD make it possible for them to be sued into bankruptcy. Lord knows the makers of physical products, and doctors, face this kind of deterrent. (And as icing on the cake, how m any class action suits will put Zuckface on skid row with the rest of California's homeless.)
Yes, I hate trial lawyers, and I know they are just another part of the Demo coalition. So what? If the idea is to use their weapons against them, this fits like a glove. Make them luuuuuv their own rules.
Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (ycWCI)
I'm cool with bluebell's tats, though.
Prison tats are earned.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (Fqc6P)
I thought those were secret?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (sjdRT)
More than my ankle. I just shut up when the subject of tattoos comes up.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (zRZaJ)
I would nominate SRV's 'VooDoo Child' and Modern English doing 'Tainted Love'.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Fqc6P)
Imelda May did a rockabilly version of Tainted Love that I like
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: The May Queen's Vajazzaled Veej at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (Fqc6P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (rwVFm)
Gamma ray burst FTW.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Four, actually, thank you very much.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (MX7xj)
Matthew Dowd
@matthewjdowd
When people repeat lie after lie after lie to further their political agenda or to protect people they want in power, then they do incredible damage to our Republic. More damage than ISIS has ever done to America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (y7DUB)
It's like the hubby taking out the trash after he's caught boning a whore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (cTmvu)
Posted by: not the mama at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (mx7rN)
I blame them for a lot of things. I can't believe what I am gonna post, but one of the girls had her baby this morning, with a guy she has been dating for a year. So she got pregnant 3 months into dating. At the time, his other gf was pregnant with his baby and gave birth 4 months later.
Now, it turns out he has been cheating on Kardash withother women and people are mad at him. Booed him at a game. Wtf?
I don't get why his fans are mad. Were they mad when he did this to his first gf...no. It is who he is.
The only thing this family has is money. None of them are successful at relationships. None. I do not understand why girls look up to them. Another sign of the stupid in society.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (130AC)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (PvFoN)
Painful to get, painful to remove, and you pay both ways.
Sounds great. Sign me up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (jfS/c)
I wonder what the young guys look for in a tell for some booty nowadays.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (h9wAA)
So this guy is going around taking dumps in the gene pool.
Idiocracy was a documentary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (jfS/c)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (y7DUB)
What haven't we been paying for? Geez. Didn't know GWB did this.
I'm sure CA will refuse to comply. Illinois too. The only 2 states which are in full revolt, iirc.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (130AC)
Yeah, that's where I get off the train. I fucking hate the Nicks/Buckingham era and I think Rumours is just
cruel,cruel torture.
I liked FM. I liked BN.
Just not together.
The history of Fleetwood Mac is a strange one indeed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (GdWl+)
So this guy is going around taking dumps in the gene pool.
Idiocracy was a documentary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (jfS/c)
I have to look into that documentary. Had never heard of it.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (130AC)
She sends a picture of her hoo-ha to his phone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)
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Tattoo free. Glad I never made that mistake. I always knew what might be "in style" this year will look dated in a couple of years.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)
Hahaha...the youngins got it so easy nowadays.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (EoRCO)
They need to be held responsible for what they publish, if they publish something that is illegal. Unless it's illegal, they should have to take what they are being given and run it.
That goes for YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and whatever else it out there.
In Zuck's defense there are a lot of smaller scale places where courtesy is enforced and transgressors banned and comments deleted and it does improve the overall experience for most users. Is it any different for Zuck, YouTube and Twitter? Should it be? Maybe it should given their monopolistic hold. Lesser minds than mine will have to figure it out.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (PvFoN)
Back in the day you could tell the girls that "did it" because they smoked.
Wasn't the saying "If she smokes, she pokes?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (jxbfJ)
Back in the day you could tell the girls that "did it" because they smoked.
Wasn't the saying "If she smokes, she pokes?"
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That was our lodestar. You were assured to grab a tittie as a minimum.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (2LelM)
Just kidding, we already know...and hell we got your digitized medical records too!
We even have your detention records from 3rd grade!...just kidding.
Thanks bunches Obama!
Posted by: Facebook at April 12, 2018 03:08 PM (Dzpyf)
I'm sure CA will refuse to comply. Illinois too. The only 2 states which are in full revolt, iirc.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (130AC)
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That debt load they both got will make them somebody's bitch before long. There is always a day of reckoning with debt.
Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (Dzpyf)
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