The Morning Rant

"Wow, did I have a nightmare last night. I dreamed that antifa had managed to pull off their revolution, capitalism was dead, the streets were full of fire and blood, and they were down to shooting all those who were only 97% in favor of the revolution. Now all I want to do is sit in my tire and swing and maybe eat a few bananas, but no, they couldn't just leave me alone. They haul my sorry ass up before some kind of commie kangaroo court for 'crimes against the people', and the head commissar was that loathsome little reptile David Hogg. Then it somehow became an HOA meeting, but Hogg was still running it, and I was going to lose my house. It was next to his, and he wanted to build a swimming pool. I woke up in a cold sweat. Why is it that creepy fascists like Hogg always seem to end up in charge of things?"

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. However, It Will Be Monetized:

Because nothing says f*ck the capitalist oppressors like throwing rocks though the windows of local businesses while wearing a $375 jacket from Barney's.

Everything Is Racist(I):

Everything is Racist (II):

NBC Thought This Was The Perfect OpEd To Run On Easter Sunday:

Opinion | Jonathan Wilson-Hartgrove: This Easter, Christians must remember how faith is used to defend white supremacy https://t.co/gLaTi4QAE6 via @NBCNewsTHINK
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 1, 2018

[Narrator]: Slavery in the West was ended by Christian white men.

Quiz: Arab Guy or Fruit Preserves?

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:30 AM

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Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:22 AM (prSvo)

2 Uno

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 02, 2018 11:23 AM (2WfB0)

3 Dos

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 02, 2018 11:23 AM (2WfB0)

4 Rant on!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2018 11:23 AM (Dp6qK)

5 The curator's cute.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

6

German school tells Christians girls: Wear hijabs to deter Muslim harassment.

https://tinyurl.com/y9juoyuz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 11:24 AM (IqV8l)

7 Yep fruit preserves....

Posted by: Latemarch at April 02, 2018 11:25 AM (UiGQV)

8 Fruit... Definitely...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2018 11:25 AM (O2RFr)

9 Don't forget the tweet pushing that Easter = white supremacy column included a picture of the KKK around a cross in fire.

Seriously.

I'm used to being insulted around Christmas and Easter, but this one takes the cake.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI)

10 Because nothing says f*ck the capitalist oppressors like throwing rocks though the windows of local businesses while wearing a $375 jacket from Barney's.

If I had $375 to waste I'd buy that jacket and wear it ironically. I might also add a Gadsden flag to confuse people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (fuK7c)

11 "Why is it that creepy fascists like Hogg always seem to end up in charge of things?"

Because most people are content to mind their own business. People like Hogg seek power and control and grab all the power they can, even if it's just a position on the HOA.

Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (prSvo)

12 5 The curator's cute.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

Racism by proxy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (Dp6qK)

13 She looks a bit young to be a museum curator.

Posted by: josephistan at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (7HtZB)

14 So is Geraldo's new book called "Gerry Rivers Who Just Do Stuff"?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (O5Q3r)

15 >5
The curator's cute.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

Roger that. She could curate me anytime.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (sjdRT)

16 If I had $375 to waste I'd buy that jacket and wear it ironically. I might also add a Gadsden flag to confuse people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (fuK7c)

Better spent on another thousand rounds of 5.56.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2018 11:27 AM (Dp6qK)

17 The curator chick slept with a black dude, so it's totes cool.

Posted by: Roy at April 02, 2018 11:27 AM (7n4KQ)

18 Midday rant! Like It!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 02, 2018 11:27 AM (8SR1L)

19 There's such a think as Anarchy Cotton, eh?

The fabric of our revolution, apparently. I suppose they have a really hard time picking it since it resists so much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:27 AM (GdWl+)

20 Comrades, if you'll just publicly denounce yourselves more often and more loudly, I'm sure everything will work out for the best!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (n9EOP)

21 The Gorilla awakes!

Waiting on my coffee to brew. Once the coffee has taken effect, I go outside to plow snow. It has drifted in two feet deep in places. Damned Gerbil Worming!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (vUFR0)

22 Camera Hogg's syster has badfeelz because the school makes them use transparent backpacks now.

https://twitter.com/lauren_hoggs/status/980812862162657281

Man, doesn't it suck when people take away *your* rights because of something someone else did?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (O7MnT)

23 There's such a think as Anarchy Cotton, eh?

And made in China...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr)

24 Just got back from a wonderful trip to Walmart.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

25 Anarchy cotton is racist.

Posted by: Roy at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (7n4KQ)

26 Designer anarchy threads just seem...self-contradictory.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

27 >>Because nothing says f*ck the capitalist oppressors like throwing rocks though the windows of local businesses while wearing a $375 jacket from Barney's.

"Meh."

--- Occupy Wall Street protester wearing designer clothes, using Apple ipad, drinking Starbucks while b#tching about corporate American fascism

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)

28 "... faith is used to defend white supremacy ..."

"Allahu akbar!" .... NUFF said

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at April 02, 2018 11:29 AM (e8kgV)

29
I'm used to being insulted around Christmas and Easter, but this one takes the cake.
Posted by: Lizzy

You have yet to see the cake!
And you will be made to bake it!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 11:29 AM (IqV8l)

30 Yeah, the curator is cute, but how good are her sandwiches?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 02, 2018 11:29 AM (xfb67)

31 I still need a haircut.

Posted by: firefirefire at April 02, 2018 11:29 AM (LVVMh)

32 >>Designer anarchy threads just seem...self-contradictory.

Nah, bro, it's LARPing, and you have to pay good money to look the part, amirite?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)

33 "Why is it that creepy fascists like Hogg always seem to end up in charge of things?"

Because it's illegal to beat the crap out of them even though they deserve it for trying to take away our freedom?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:29 AM (GdWl+)

34 Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/980569261910515714

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 02, 2018 11:30 AM (O7MnT)

35 If I had $375 to waste I'd buy that jacket and wear it ironically. I might also add a Gadsden flag to confuse people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (fuK7c)

For that kind of coin, you could buy a pallet-full of surplus jackets, and a carton of Sharpie markers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 11:30 AM (vUFR0)

36 People like Hogg seek power and control and grab all the power they can, even if it's just a position on the HOA.

Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (prSvo)

There's an aching void in certain souls that can only be soothed (although only temporarily) by exercising even petty power over others.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 11:31 AM (n9EOP)

37 24
Just got back from a wonderful trip to Walmart.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

Happen to play a game of "Walmart Bingo" while you were there? I find it always lessens the agony of going there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2018 11:31 AM (jxbfJ)

38 (1) Couldn't they all be fruits?

(2) The Revolution is monetized. I noticed that back in high school when the rebels were on Capitol Records.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 02, 2018 11:31 AM (hLRSq)

39
The $375 jacket reminds me of what was said of Gandhi: it was very expensive to keep him living in poverty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2018 11:31 AM (BWL+E)

40 I dunno--that Arab guy under the hat or headscarf better not be a "fruit". If he is, his friends are likely to throw him off a tall building.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 02, 2018 11:31 AM (Sda6L)

41 ANARCHY ON MY iPOD!!!!

Posted by: Community College anarchist, taking selfies of the struggle at April 02, 2018 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

42 22
Camera Hogg's syster has badfeelz because the school makes them use transparent backpacks now.

https://twitter.com/lauren_hoggs/status/980812862162657281

Man, doesn't it suck when people take away *your* rights because of something someone else did?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (O7MnT)

Threadwinner. What do you win? A one of two hundred thousand kind smash the white patriarch dinner jacket.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 11:32 AM (Dp6qK)

43 34 Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/980569261910515714

On the plus side, none of the inmates in jail have guns, so it's a totally safe place.

Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:32 AM (prSvo)

44 I thought they didn't preserve fruits?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (ctuyM)

45 $375 is peanuts. When you're walking around with f*** the capitalist on the back of something that cost 4 grand then you can talk.

Posted by: JEM at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (bX0+e)

46 The problem is conservatives just want to be left alone so they are not out in people's faces. Liberals want to control everybody else's lives so they are always in your face.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (mpXpK)

47 OMG- That coat is made out of conflict fabric!!!

OMG- I can't even!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (ymnmz)

48 How long before the "Resistance" goes NXIVM and starts branding their people with their symbol?

Hollywood will approve and the Keith Raniere "KR" brand is close enough that changing over would be simple.

Posted by: geoffb at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (zOpu5)

49 Yeah, the whole "African American Time" thing baffles me. I mean I haven't known thousands of black guys but none of the ones I've known have had any trouble at all being on time. Seems like that's not so much a cultural thing as it is just some loser punks who don't want to do something so they show up late.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (39g3+)

50
Quick note before Im off to fix things......

Ever notice that those calling the loudest for Revolution & Anarchy would most likely be among the first to perish if actual anarchy came to pass?

Posted by: fixerupper at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

51 Must be jelly cuz jam don't sheik like that.

Posted by: bot bot at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (rER3B)

52 German school tells Christians girls: Wear hijabs to deter Muslim harassment.

I hate it when sensationalist stories have no appropriate links.

I searched on Bild for Hijab, Michael Müller, Gummi (bears) and a couple of other available terms in that article and there's nothing.

So, maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. Maybe Bild ran that story, maybe it was two years ago. Belay that shit, therebel, if it's a story give us links.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (fuK7c)

53 All Hogg's base are belong to Barney's.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

54 Happen to play a game of "Walmart Bingo" while you were there? I find it always lessens the agony of going there.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2018 11:31 AM (jxbfJ)

Ha! Yesterday in podunk, TX, the HEB was closed and those who normally shop at HEB but had to shop at WM on Easter were complaining about not being able to find stuff, because, it's not an HEB.

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (suO/a)

55 41 ANARCHY ON MY iPOD!!!!

Posted by: Community College anarchist, taking selfies of the struggle at April 02, 2018 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

Is that by "Rage Against My Allowance"?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (htCxB)

56 What pray tell is Walmart Bingo?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

57 Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (2Mnv1)

58 Maybe someone will tweet on one of the Muslim holidays how their faith is used to oppress homosexuals and women. /sarc

Posted by: Penfold at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (Fbt5B)

59 "...has sparked outrage in the Black community..."

Riiiiight.

More like "...has sparked outrage among radical Black SJWS..."

The average person "in the Black community" likely has no idea --- nor cares --- about the hiring practices of Museums.

That aside, we once again have an instance of people spitting on the dream of Martin Luther King, Jr. (judging by content of character, rather than color of skin). Will this woman work hard to make this exhibit the best it can be? Well, then that's all that matters.

Also, it says "African Art collection". Africa's population is not all Black people. Isn't it a bit racist to assume that a Black person needs to be in charge of an African Art exhibit?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (7A4qQ)

60 46
The problem is conservatives just want to be left alone so they are not out in people's faces.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (mpXpK)

For now.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (Dp6qK)

61 43
34 Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/980569261910515714

On the plus side, none of the inmates in jail have guns, so it's a totally safe place.

Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:32 AM (prSvo)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (ymnmz)

62 There's an aching void in certain souls that can only be soothed (although only temporarily) by exercising even petty power over others.

And for some, their arrogance and zealotry convince them that they not only would be useful in power, but it is their absolute right because of the perfect benefits to society. They must be in power for the good of us all, you see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (39g3+)

63
The Revolution is monetized.

Just noticing now?

Posted by: Zombie Che Guevara, perusing his T-Shirt Empire at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (XWkhW)

64 In things that really don't matter except probably to me but the Americans swept the Masters 1000 / Miami tennis tournament.

Men's singles and doubles
Women's singles and doubles ( okay the American's partner was Aussie)

It's a pretty big deal and rare in the tennis world for a country to sweep.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (uoaXf)

65 --- Occupy Wall Street protester wearing designer clothes, using Apple ipad, drinking Starbucks while b#tching about corporate American fascism

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)
------------------------

And meanwhile the rape tents of equality were up and running full speed. Kind of like any one of the U.N. tent cities run by the blue-helmeted "peacekeepers"

Posted by: Boots at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (EBwPV)

66
Must be jelly cuz jam don't sheik like that.

Posted by: bot bot at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (rER3B)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (vUFR0)

67 Is it too late for the curator to self identify as black?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (nBr1j)

68 >>Camera Hogg's syster has badfeelz because the school makes them use transparent backpacks now.

I doubt she has the self-awareness that her brother's actions are largely the cause of her backpack blues.

Stupid people doing stupid things and winning stupid prizes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (/tuJf)

69 So does this mean that no black or other minority person can be hired to curate white-created art?

If a museum is going to have a collection of Rembrandts, Picassos, Van Goghs, Monets, etc., then no black or Asian or muzzie curators need apply, right? Only white folks can curate white-created art.

What's that you say? It would be raaaaaaacist to do that?

But it's totes okay to discriminate against white people.

Yeah, that sounds fair.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (fqUgw)

70 Man, doesn't it suck when people take away *your* rights because of something someone else did?

I hope someone on twatter shoves that sideways up the little Buchenwald Bitch's mish.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (kqsXK)

71 BTW, I was around when the wearing of army field jackets started among the counterculture and it was because they were so cheap to buy at surplus stores, not as a fashion statement.

Posted by: geoffb at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (zOpu5)

72 For that kind of coin, you could buy a pallet-full of surplus jackets, and a carton of Sharpie markers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 11:30 AM

And then sell them to Antifa hipsters! #Winning!

Posted by: Rocky Feller at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (ctuyM)

73 $375 is peanuts. When you're walking around with f*** the capitalist on
the back of something that cost 4 grand then you can talk.

I used to like the "Sanders-2016" stickers on the back of Lexus SUVs.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (O5Q3r)

74 They don't even honor Clarence Thomas in the Black Museum in DC so screw em.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (uoaXf)

75
Does the checkerboard pocket flap have some sort of meaning for young upwardly mobile radicals?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (lKyWE)

76 22 Camera Hogg's syster has badfeelz because the school makes them use transparent backpacks now

Camera Hogg, too! Camera Hogg also spoke out against the transparent backpacks, complaining that his rights were being infringed.

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (htCxB)

77 The Revolution is monetized. I noticed that back in high school when the rebels were on Capitol Records.

Out there on that Intarwebz thingy is an interview of David Crosby by Dick Cavett. Crosby, who was not far removed from his performance at Woodstock with CSNampersandY, was railing against giant companies and corporations.

Which was particularly interesting since he and his bandmates were signed with one and making lots of filthy lucre thanks to their partnership.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (GdWl+)

78 Walmart bingo - my 'yoga pants', 'bike shorts', and pink bunny slippers spaces are always zero and there aren't any spaces for 'Mossy Oak Camo Coveralls' on my card making winning impossible.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 02, 2018 11:38 AM (roQNm)

79 >>making lots of filthy lucre thanks to their partnership. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (GdWl+)

Love the one you're with.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)

80 Camera Hogg, too! Camera Hog also spoke out against the transparent backpacks, complaining that his rights were being infringed.

You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (htCxB)

What is he trying to hide? Pull ups?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 02, 2018 11:39 AM (nBr1j)

81 71
BTW, I was around when the wearing of army field jackets started among
the counterculture and it was because they were so cheap to buy at
surplus stores, not as a fashion statement.

Posted by: geoffb at April 02, 2018 11:36 AM (zOpu5)

We were all wearing Army field jackets back in the 60s and it wasn't because of any cultural thing. It was because they were good jackets and cheap.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2018 11:39 AM (mpXpK)

82 been wanting a m65 type jacket, washable utility hood pockets, mmm. in a crazy camo like night desert on mars.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 02, 2018 11:39 AM (ZtBU0)

83 Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/980569261910515714
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Little shits have no clue what jail feels like. Wait until they can get stripped searched on a whim.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (G0qhR)

84 >>I used to like the "Sanders-2016" stickers on the back of Lexus SUVs.

I've got a neighbor who has a stone wall topped with a wooden fence around his really nice property. He's a big Bernie supporter and routinely posts homemade rants on his wall about how wrong a wall on the Mexican border would be.

The biggest challenge we have with the majority of leftists is that they are deeply stupid people and not capable of being reasoned with.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

85 Maybe someone will tweet on one of the Muslim holidays how their faith is used to oppress homosexuals and women. /sarc

Posted by: Penfold at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (Fbt5B)

Such a tweet would quickly become known as a once in a lifetime event!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (n9EOP)

86 77 The Revolution is monetized. I noticed that back in high school when the rebels were on Capitol Records.

Out there on that Intarwebz thingy is an interview of David Crosby by Dick Cavett. Crosby, who was not far removed from his performance at Woodstock with CSNampersandY, was railing against giant companies and corporations.

Which was particularly interesting since he and his bandmates were signed with one and making lots of filthy lucre thanks to their partnership.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (GdWl+)

It's somewhat amusing to see successful musicians, movie stars and the like rail against capitalism and corporate America when those are the things that made them filthy stinking rich.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

87 Camera Hogg, too! Camera Hog also spoke out against the transparent backpacks, complaining that his rights were being infringed.

You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (htCxB)

What is he trying to hide? Pull ups?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem

Dildo & butt plug.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (G0qhR)

88 Federal Judge Shubb says California ban on 30 round magazines is fine by him. We already know how the 9th will rule. I'm predicting they will just try to ban magazines altogether. This rule is retroactive as well without compensation.

Posted by: torabora at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (kIN9A)

89 Since monkey up, here's something regarding animals. Went to Petco yesterday. Checking out and was going to give a donation at the register on the card, coupla bucks. Cashier says "take out your card quick!" the register was charging me several times at $6K plus for donations, about 33k total. manager had to fix it. I usually donate when in go in there...yeah, no more unless cash.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (o7tuA)

90
On the plus side, none of the inmates in jail have guns, so it's a totally safe place.
Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:32 AM

Plenty of home made knives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (IqV8l)

91 That aside, we once again have an instance of people spitting on the dream of Martin Luther King, Jr. (judging by content of character, rather than color of skin). Will this woman work hard to make this exhibit the best it can be? Well, then that's all that matters.

Also, it says "African Art collection". Africa's population is not all Black people. Isn't it a bit racist to assume that a Black person needs to be in charge of an African Art exhibit?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (7A4qQ)
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If there won't be any chance of getting employed and making a living off your investment (tuition money and years of your life) in studying Art History with a specialization in African Art, then there won't be any need for colleges to employ these people in the first place.

Personally I'm not sure there are that many spots open worldwide to use that college degree, but if applicants are limited by race then why would anyone else go into that field?

Posted by: Boots at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (EBwPV)

92 On the subject of not showing up on time.

Just have class, and then let them know that the material they missed on the test was covered in the class time that they missed.

It really is getting to the point where the basic skills someone needs to be successful are being eliminated from entire groups of people for political reasons.

I really is s stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz)

93 Because nothing says f*ck the capitalist oppressors like throwing rocks though the windows of local businesses while wearing a $375 jacket from Barney's.

And I wonder how much those artfully shredded jeans cost.

Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (xjiRE)

94 NRA: seeks to protect and defend the free expression of your right to self defense as enshrined in the US Constitution

Parkland School: seeks to restrict the free expression of your right to privacy in the name of safe spaces.

Practically identical!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (39g3+)

95 80 Camera Hogg, too! Camera Hog also spoke out against the transparent backpacks, complaining that his rights were being infringed.

You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (htCxB)

What is he trying to hide? Pull ups?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 02, 2018 11:39 AM (nBr1j)

Weed and dildoes.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (NWiLs)

96 78 Walmart bingo - my 'yoga pants', 'bike shorts', and pink bunny slippers spaces are always zero and there aren't any spaces for 'Mossy Oak Camo Coveralls' on my card making winning impossible.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 02, 2018 11:38 AM (roQNm)

One of my favorite People of Walmart moments: First cold day of autumn, yet here's a woman who's as wide as she is tall wearing a thin, clingy tube top and a pair of tight shorts. Consider the implications of that choice of clothing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

97 Love this Parkland kid:

https://twitter.com/KyleKashuv/status/
980628895044169728

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

98 Pat Condell sp? rips on the Saudis for being fruits.

Posted by: DaveA at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (FhXTo)

99 All of the Arab lands are the preserve of fruits.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (7uYFy)

100 >> Camera Hogg, too! Camera Hog also spoke out against the transparent backpacks, complaining that his rights were being infringed.

Please name the right that is being infringed, David!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (W+vEI)

101 ...has sparked outrage in the black community after tapping a white woman...

Phrasing!

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (ROV4u)

102 Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

-
Whaaaa? Surrendering freedom for security didn't work out like you planned?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

103 59
"...has sparked outrage in the Black community..."

Riiiiight.

More like "...has sparked outrage among radical Black SJWS..."

The average person "in the Black community" likely has no idea --- nor cares --- about the hiring practices of Museums.

That aside, we once again have an instance of people spitting on the dream of Martin Luther King, Jr. (judging by content of character, rather than color of skin). Will this woman work hard to make this exhibit the best it can be? Well, then that's all that matters.

Also, it says "African Art collection". Africa's population is not all Black people. Isn't it a bit racist to assume that a Black person needs to be in charge of an African Art exhibit?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (7A4qQ)

This assignment upsets the stack. She must be made to suffer, because she is insufficiently victimized like those who have long bore the burden of "imaginary suffering."

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 11:43 AM (Dp6qK)

104
Since monkey up, here's something regarding animals. Went to Petco
yesterday. Checking out and was going to give a donation at the register
on the card, coupla bucks. Cashier says "take out your card quick!" the
register was charging me several times at $6K plus for donations, about
33k total. manager had to fix it. I usually donate when in go in
there...yeah, no more unless cash.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (o7tuA)

People for Eating Tasty Humans has a donation box at Petco?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 11:43 AM (vUFR0)

105 It's time for another episode of "You Spot the Racist"!

In today's challenge, please identify the racist between these two alternatives:
[ ] Blacks can't get themselves somewhere on time.
[ ] Blacks are just as capable as anyone else of getting somewhere on time.

The lucky winner gets a wristwatch.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 11:43 AM (5GcKk)

106 101 ...has sparked outrage in the black community after tapping a white woman...

Phrasing!
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (ROV4u)

Heh. I'd tap that white woman.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

107 And I wonder how much those artfully shredded jeans cost.

And those shoes the little anarchists are wearing while they examine their Apple products. Super cheap and not at all the fruits of capitalism.

This is why I say they aren't anarchists, they aren't communists, they aren't even leftists. They're feudalists. They want to be landed lords enjoying all the benefits of capitalism and modern technology by crushing everyone else to be their servant providing it all. They want a superclass (which they are part of) who has all the benefits of modernity, and the rest a sub class of uneducated powerless wretches slaving to provide the rulers all the benefits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)

108 56
What pray tell is Walmart Bingo?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 02, 2018 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

Looking for customers who are:attired in pajamas, have a mullet hair style, kids without shoes, etc. Search for "People of Walmart". Pick 3 or 4 exhibits and see how many you find on your shopping trip.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2018 11:44 AM (jxbfJ)

109 are the Che shirts still the rage, or is the revolution just about breaking windows and pepper spraying conservatives now?

There must be big money in keeping the useful idiots outraged, but it still seems Trump's approval goes up as the asses reveal their raw hate in the face of all that is civil. There could hardly be a better icon of the intolerant leftist haters than the Angry Hogg making fascist demands (from his "I'm just a child" safe zone).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2018 11:44 AM (bT8Z4)

110 It's somewhat amusing to see successful musicians, movie stars and the
like rail against capitalism and corporate America when those are the
things that made them filthy stinking rich.

Don't forget The Voice Of The Working Man who flies over to England on his private jet to buy polo ponies for his kid from the same place as the Queen of England. Keep it Real, Bruce!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 11:44 AM (O5Q3r)

111 I wonder if the company selling the Anarchy jacket would sue someone making and selling cheap knockoffs?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 02, 2018 11:44 AM (aVYsC)

112 What is he trying to hide? Pull ups?

"Show us your ~~Underalls~~ Underoos!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:44 AM (GdWl+)

113 9 Don't forget the tweet pushing that Easter = white supremacy column included a picture of the KKK around a cross in fire.
Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:25 AM (W+

Yeah, I know, I probably should've included it when I embedded the tweet. But I thought the lede was insulting enough.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM (htCxB)

114 Walmart bingo - my 'yoga pants', 'bike shorts', and pink bunny slippers spaces are always zero and there aren't any spaces for 'Mossy Oak Camo Coveralls' on my card making winning impossible.

Almost like having the number 8 on a football square pool.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM (G0qhR)

115
It's somewhat amusing to see successful musicians, movie stars and the like rail against capitalism and corporate America when those are the things that made them filthy stinking rich.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

I especially cherish leftist musician tears when a GOP candidate uses their music at live events. Because as long as you purchase the proper blanket license from BMI or ASCAP, you can play anything on the playlist and the artist can't legally do shit about it except piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe.

Of course, most GOP candidates knuckle under like pussies when they receive the C and D letter.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM (XWkhW)

116 Laura Ingraham could really tick off the Hogger by offering to donate some transparent backpacks to Parkland.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM (rBnYq)

117 I wonder if the company selling the Anarchy jacket would sue someone making and selling cheap knockoffs?

The same jacket from Salvation Army plus a marker: 2 bucks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM (39g3+)

118 I really is s stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz)

what he saay!!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM (Dp6qK)

119 People for Eating Tasty Humans has a donation box at Petco?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 11:43 AM (vUFR0)

Lol. Like that cow commercial "eat chicken"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM (o7tuA)

120
34 Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

How does having ostracized that Cruz character appear to have worked out for you now, kiddos?

If you want to make bullying the worst behavior ever, perhaps it is incumbent upon you, not the other guy and like it or not, to pit an end to bullying behavior. It's called growing up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 11:46 AM (Fxt+d)

121 102
Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

-

Whaaaa? Surrendering freedom for security didn't work out like you planned?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

Let them suffer this "indignation" for the remainder of this school year and next. Maybe some of them will clue in on the object lesson here.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2018 11:46 AM (jxbfJ)

122 the wal mart here features fat with tattoos crawling from hands up neck over shaved head wife beater wearing to better show tattooed chest, and those are the women.

Posted by: Adobe Juan chief wahoo Kenobe at April 02, 2018 11:46 AM (ZtBU0)

123 Out there on that Intarwebz thingy is an interview of David Crosby by Dick Cavett. Crosby, who was not far removed from his performance at Woodstock with CSNampersandY, was railing against giant companies and corporations.

Which was particularly interesting since he and his bandmates were signed with one and making lots of filthy lucre thanks to their partnership.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM (GdWl+)

It's somewhat amusing to see successful musicians, movie stars and the like rail against capitalism and corporate America when those are the things that made them filthy stinking rich.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

Yes, but they were stoned and it was uncharted territory and Crosby could be forgiven for being a little ignorant.
There's no excuse today for assholes like Hogg and antifa.
And Hogg can't write songs and sing harmony.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 11:47 AM (7uYFy)

124 121 102
Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

-

Whaaaa? Surrendering freedom for security didn't work out like you planned?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

Let them suffer this "indignation" for the remainder of this school year and next. Maybe some of them will clue in on the object lesson here.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2018 11:46 AM (jxbfJ)

Make them all wear transparent clothing too, to ensure they can't hide any weapons on their persons.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

125 And I wonder how much those artfully shredded jeans cost.

This offends my counterculture heart.

(Although there was a time, standing on the stadium field at a Stones concert, when I got tired and squatted down and saw nothing but a sea of non-conformist blue jeans, that I began to question the counterculture nature of Levis).

Back in the day, your jeans faded because you'd worn them a lot. Tears were not fasionable, but wearing them out so that they started to open the mesh and generate holes was. It showed commitment.

The introduction of pre-faded jeans was the beginning of the end of civilization.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 11:47 AM (fuK7c)

126 I don't know if the WalMart is just different around here or people just go with this idea like how they lie and fake fear of clowns to be in the kool kids kar, but people just seem ordinary around here. No worse than in Target or any other shop I've seen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)

127 118
I really is s stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz)

Its also an annoying and often scary time to be alive.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 11:47 AM (o7tuA)

128
Also, it says "African Art collection". Africa's population is not all Black people. Isn't it a bit racist to assume that a Black person needs to be in charge of an African Art exhibit?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 11:35 AM (7A4qQ)

Remove black kids on field trips and the vast majority of people attending African Art exibits are probably white and wealthy.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 11:47 AM (lKyWE)

129 Some of my millennial coworkers must be really woke because they show up late for work every other day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 02, 2018 11:48 AM (vtcmf)

130 the wal mart here features fat with tattoos crawling from hands up neck over shaved head wife beater wearing to better show tattooed chest, and those are the women.
Posted by: Adobe Juan chief wahoo Kenobe at April 02, 2018 11:46 AM (ZtBU0)

We can make fun of WalMart Creatures all we want, but the Left and the media think that's US.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 11:48 AM (7uYFy)

131 One could play cover all bingo at some Wal-Marts. What a fucked up mess.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2018 11:48 AM (l9+PM)

132 In today's challenge, please identify the racist between these two alternatives:

[ ] Blacks can't get themselves somewhere on time.

[ ] Blacks are just as capable as anyone else of getting somewhere on time.

....

I would add

[ ] Blacks need special assistance from the government to change the definition of "late" so that they get somewhere "on time."

Soft bigotry...

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (ROV4u)

133 The curator Kristen Winnmuller-Lunan has two last names so she is Woke. Still didn't save her. Black trumps white lib female.

Libs are gonna love the world they are creating.

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (MxEKc)

134 Monetize the Eschaton

Posted by: Zombie WF Buckley at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (ymnmz)

135 >>Because nothing says f*ck the capitalist oppressors like throwing rocks though the windows of local businesses while wearing a $375 jacket from Barney's.

Not a chance I could now find it, but I recall recently seeing a clip of a confrontation between 3 or 4 Anitfa, dressed head-to-toe in black + goggles, and one guy in a MAGA hat. He pushes back, and then when a few more of his friends appear, the littlest ANtifa - clearly a scrawny chick - starts whining at them, saying they're victimizing her.

They're so good a dressing up and playing Anonymus anarchist, but the second they're challenged, they revert to type. "Stop oppressing me! Wahhhhhhh!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

136 "the
register was charging me several times at $6K plus for donations" Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Hillary thanks you for supporting the resistance.

"I'm with her" campaign was overcharging people that made small donations ... wasn't quite that much though.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (bT8Z4)

137 106
101 ...has sparked outrage in the black community after tapping a white woman...

Phrasing!

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (ROV4u)

Heh. I'd tap that white woman.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

Is that an African Art Exhibit in your pocket? Because once you go . . . .

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (Dp6qK)

138 Fascism, fusion and intersectionality.

http://tinyurl.com/ybjl4n7e

In the end they will all discover they are all the same and then split up over who gets to be the maximum leader.

Posted by: geoffb at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (zOpu5)

139 They left one thing off the anarchy field jacket: a bull's eye. We'll just have to imagine where the "10" ring is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM (YqDXo)

140 97 Love this Parkland kid:
https://twitter.com/KyleKashuv/status/980628895044169728

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

Kyle is the anti-Hogg.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM (htCxB)

141 Well 2 Windows Problems solved. One to go

I hate Windows

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM (5y11N)

142 Worked at Barneys while going to CCNY. Got to meet all the managers but clothing (nothing special) was expensive. But NYC people like it expensive.
Walmart not allowed in NYC, so you either go to Salvation Army or a store like Barneys at that time. Ah, Barney Pressman, smart Jew, knew how to advertise ordinary clothing as something special and get rich.

Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM (kcqI0)

143 126 I don't know if the WalMart is just different around here or people just go with this idea like how they lie and fake fear of clowns to be in the kool kids kar, but people just seem ordinary around here. No worse than in Target or any other shop I've seen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)

Depends on the location. I've been in a Walmart in a fairly upper middle class town, in which case the clientele is middle class and occasional redneck. Then I've been to the Walmart in a town that is Puerto Ricans in the city and rednecks in the suburbs and that's the full People of Walmart experience, complete with gang tattoos and trailer trash hos.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

144 They want a superclass (which they are part of) who has all the benefits of modernity, and the rest a sub class of uneducated powerless wretches slaving to provide the rulers all the benefits.

I'll take Metropolis for 500, Alex.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)

145
Please name the right that is being infringed, David!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:42 AM (W+vEI)

The right to be free of any obligation to be transparent. That's a bedrock totalitarian standard operating practice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

146 My Walmart bingo card needs "woman in burka who spends the trip talking on her phone, conveniently lodged against her cheek, held in place by her headdress." Bonus points if two of her children are running wild while she pretends not to notice.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

147 Africa's population is not all Black people.
___________________

We've been working hard for years to change that!

Need more tires, kerosene, and matches!

Posted by: Zombie Winnie Mandela at April 02, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)

148 11 "Why is it that creepy fascists like Hogg always seem to end up in charge of things?"

Because most people are content to mind their own business. People like Hogg seek power and control and grab all the power they can, even if it's just a position on the HOA.
Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:26 AM (prSvo)

It's the fundamental bifurcation between liberals and conservatives. The former want to control people - for their own good, of course.

The latter just want to be left alone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:52 AM (YqDXo)

149 Other Parkland whiny little shits complain the added security makes their school "feel like jail."

government? Check.

institution? Check.

walls and fences? Check.

mandatory? Check.

warden and guards? Check.

minimum 12 year sentence? Check.

Frankly, I tend to agree with that assessment.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 11:52 AM (ROV4u)

150 People for Eating Tasty Humans has a donation box at Petco?

-
They're getting smarter.

Shark bumps Hawaii man off a stand-up paddleboard, then attacks...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

151 84: Heh, I work in Boulder. "Live Simply so others may simply live" is a popular bumper sticker on Lexuses and BMWs etc. And the idiot SAHMs or in many cases probably just SAHWs who don't want kids getting in the way of their yoga classes probably think they are living simply because they don't stay at 4-5 star hotels when they vacation.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 02, 2018 11:52 AM (84F5k)

152
My Walmart bingo card needs "woman in burka who spends the trip talking
on her phone, conveniently lodged against her cheek, held in place by
her headdress." Bonus points if two of her children are running wild
while she pretends not to notice.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

Give the kids packs of bacon to put in Mama's shopping cart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 11:52 AM (vUFR0)

153 Trump is funny as hell sometimes. He's been on a serial twitter rant for the last two days on every subject from the media to DACA to jobs and smack dab in the middle, there's one from yesterday that says, "Happy Easter!"--and nothing else.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (7uYFy)

154 Almost like having the number 8 on a football square pool.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 11:45 AM

H8r!

Posted by: Berkeley SJW at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (ctuyM)

155 [ ] Blacks need special assistance from the government to change the definition of "late" so that they get somewhere "on time."

Soft bigotry...

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (ROV4u)

I nominate that for thread winner!

AND, I denounce myself!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (n9EOP)

156
Remove black kids on field trips and the vast majority of people attending African Art exibits are probably white and wealthy.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Woke white wealthy women walking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (IqV8l)

157 Barney's Chicago Gold Coast store was hit by a smash and grab mob the other day. Eff Barney's.

Posted by: mrtmz at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (m/Gc2)

158 "Colored People Time". It must be real, because NPR knows what it is...

https://tinyurl.com/yc684res

Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (O5Q3r)

159 It just seems to me that "people of walmart" and so on is just playing into the hands of the left, who hate the company for daring to not be union and not fawning to them for approval. Why help your enemies?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)

160 --- Occupy Wall Street protester wearing designer clothes, using Apple ipad, drinking Starbucks while b#tching about corporate American fascism
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)

You left out "checking Facebook on his iPad."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:54 AM (YqDXo)

161 >>Depends on the location. I've been in a Walmart in a fairly upper middle class town, in which case the clientele is middle class and occasional redneck. Then I've been to the Walmart in a town that is Puerto Ricans in the city and rednecks in the suburbs and that's the full People of Walmart experience, complete with gang tattoos and trailer trash hos.

I live between 2 Walmarts, each about 15 minutes away from me and that analysis is spot on. Completely different atmosphere in the two stores.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2018 11:54 AM (/tuJf)

162 with the fruit preserves, i was expecting a map of San Francisco

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 02, 2018 11:54 AM (h/uSM)

163 Camera Hogg, too! Camera Hog also spoke out against the transparent backpacks, complaining that his rights were being infringed.

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 11:37 AM

Yeah, specifically he said that their First Amendment rights were being infringed. Only problem, wearing a backpack is not a right, First Amendment right or otherwise.

I think the biggest thing this situation exposed is how absolutely ignorant, uninformed and completely indoctrinated into Leftist lies are many of these teens at this high school. Which says a lot about the high school's teachers and these teens' parents.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 11:54 AM (7A4qQ)

164 et them suffer this "indignation" for the remainder of this school year and next. Maybe some of them will clue in on the object lesson here.

Only that long? No Parkland student will ever know what it's like not to wear a transparent backpack. That rule is never going away.

How does it feel to have rights now, kids? Got enough government yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 11:55 AM (GdWl+)

165 with the fruit preserves, i was expecting a map of San Francisco

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 02, 2018 11:54 AM (h/uSM)
--------------------------------------

Modern maps of San Fran are of the poop-locator-avoidance type. The fruits are a given.

Posted by: Boots at April 02, 2018 11:55 AM (EBwPV)

166 Wait, so my black friends who joke about CPT are racist?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 11:55 AM (Dn4Uq)

167 @147

It won't be long before we'll all be treated to paeans to her greatness and humanity. What a nasty, wretched piece of dreck she was.

It would be great if they'd invite the sign language guy back, though.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 11:55 AM (5GcKk)

168 The whole CPT strikes me as one of the most outrageously racist things imaginable. Claiming that some people are just late and cannot be to work or school on time because of their skin color is inconceivable to me in modern America. What else are they gonna claim, a love of melons and fear of ghosts that makes their hair stand on end??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:55 AM (39g3+)

169 It's like the reject the science that humans can trace their ancestors back to Africa.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 02, 2018 11:56 AM (h/uSM)

170 I'm kinda wondering what happens when a couple of dudes show up at an antifa protest wearing that exact same jacket.

Do the fashion police get called? Cat fights?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2018 11:56 AM (0ogQG)

171 I don't know if the WalMart is just different around here or people just
go with this idea like how they lie and fake fear of clowns to be in
the kool kids kar, but people just seem ordinary around here. No worse
than in Target or any other shop I've seen.
=====

Ours is a 24hr operation. I go early in the am and get the exhausted 3rd shift workers. They can look pretty rough at times. Otherwise, normal suburban.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 11:56 AM (MIKMs)

172 Whiny Hogg is blood-soaked president of the National Backpack Association! He supports killing children with concealed carry!

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at April 02, 2018 11:56 AM (Ndje9)

173 My Walmart has reserved parking for Teslas, Land Rovers, Jaguars, and Lamborghinis!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 11:56 AM (n9EOP)

174 It's actually easy to tell Arabs apart from fruit preserves. Just figure out which one smells like they were drenched in a bottle of cologne.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 02, 2018 11:56 AM (Tnhbr)

175 On the plus side, none of the inmates in jail have guns, so it's a totally safe place.
Posted by: Guzalot at April 02, 2018 11:32 AM (prSvo)

Jails now just need "shiv-free zone" signs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:56 AM (YqDXo)

176 clearly a scrawny chick - starts whining at them, saying they're victimizing her.

They're so good a dressing up and playing Anonymus anarchist, but the second they're challenged, they revert to type. "Stop oppressing me! Wahhhhhhh!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

There are two pieces to that...

1. The Media and schools have 'trained' our young Women into believing they are all the equals of Men in the Physical Realm. I mean, how many movies do we see the petite little 115 Lbs actress, whomping the crap out of HUGE Men?

2. They truly believe that they are Safe... that they can rely on the very safety created by Men, to protect them when they ATTACK those same Men... ie... they thing the Judo where somehow the Weak uses weakness against the strong, is a Universal deterrent... it is not.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

177 Winnie Mandela is dead.

NYT headline: Winnie Madikizela-Mandela Is Dead at 81; Fought Apartheid

My headline: Murdering Communist Winnie Mandela is Dead at 81: Free World Celebrates

An anagram for Winnie Mandela is "Wind Nail Enema".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 02, 2018 11:57 AM (Q7M5N)

178 168
The whole CPT strikes me as one of the most outrageously racist things imaginable. Claiming that some people are just late and cannot be to work or school on time because of their skin color is inconceivable to me in modern America. What else are they gonna claim, a love of melons and fear of ghosts that makes their hair stand on end??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:55 AM (39g3+)

But wait, there's more. There was a story - WZ - about Africentric Math.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 11:57 AM (Dp6qK)

179 They left one thing off the anarchy field jacket: a bull's eye. We'll just have to imagine where the ~~"10"~~ "X" ring is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:50 AM

Aim small, miss small.

Posted by: Benjamin Martin at April 02, 2018 11:57 AM (ctuyM)

180 >>156 Remove black kids on field trips and the vast majority of people attending African Art exibits are probably white and wealthy. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Toynbee Idea: Resurrect Black Rappers From WorldstarHipHop on Planet Jupiter.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

181 47 OMG- That coat is made out of conflict fabric!!!

OMG- I can't even!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (ymnmz)/i]

And it's made out of cotton! You know who picked cotton? It's racist!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM (YqDXo)

182 Feral children buzzing around the store in handicap scooters. Seen it more than once.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM (l9+PM)

183
"Colored People Time". It must be real, because NPR knows what it is...

https://tinyurl.com/yc684res

Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM

The Lou Grant Show (the one where he was a newspaper editor) had an episode where they talked about "Indian Time" in regards to "native Americans" some of whom had no concept of time and were constantly late for jobs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM (IqV8l)

184 The whole CPT strikes me as one of the most outrageously racist things imaginable. Claiming that some people are just late and cannot be to work or school on time because of their skin color is inconceivable to me in modern America.

No, see #166. It's a joke black people have among themselves. (I learned of SPT at a political thing in the Bronx, said by Spanish people).

No one that I'm aware of is arguing for special time dispensations for people of melanin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

185 I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 02, 2018 11:59 AM (xQfPr)

186 Quiz: Arab Guy or Fruit Preserves?

Trick question; they're all Italian restaurant tablecloths.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 02, 2018 11:59 AM (Ndje9)

187 "Wind Nail Enema".

....

That is a perfect description of a hemorrhoid flare-up.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 11:59 AM (ROV4u)

188 168
The whole CPT strikes me as one of the most outrageously racist things imaginable. Claiming that some people are just late and cannot be to work or school on time because of their skin color is inconceivable to me in modern America. What else are they gonna claim, a love of melons and fear of ghosts that makes their hair stand on end??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 11:55 AM (39g3+)

Next up: reading, having a job, not having a criminal record, applying yourself in school or any other endeavor, other than professional sports ... yeah, racist.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (YqDXo)

189 Winnie Mandela's Dead

Undead, undead, undead...

Posted by: Bauhaus at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (Dn4Uq)

190 No, see #166. It's a joke black people have among themselves. (I
learned of SPT at a political thing in the Bronx, said by Spanish
people).
=====

We parents (and educators) had a good laugh at 'circadian rhythms' for changing the bus schedule.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (MIKMs)

191 I'm late to the thread and I have a good excuse -- tanning bed.

My melanin was acting up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (0ogQG)

192 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM

The close tag saved you this time, my pretty, but I'll have you yet!

Posted by: The Barrel at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (ctuyM)

193 No, see #166. It's a joke black people have among themselves. (I learned of SPT at a political thing in the Bronx, said by Spanish people).

Yes ,but NPR is not exactly staffed and run by blacks. Nor is the NYT or any of the other major white organizations that are repeating this. Joking about something among each other is one thing, using it as an excuse is another but claiming black people racially are just late is outrageous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (39g3+)

194 No one that I'm aware of is arguing for special time dispensations for people of melanin.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

The NPR link claimed that it's rayciss for white people to use "CPT", but OK for black ones to use it.
They are on Commie Faggot Time, all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (vUFR0)

195 158 "Colored People Time". It must be real, because NPR knows what it is...
https://tinyurl.com/yc684res
Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 11:53 AM (O5Q3r)

And, as the article makes clear, saying it is not racist if the P is C.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:01 PM (htCxB)

196
Winnie Mandela's Dead

Oh no, she's outside looking in

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 12:01 PM (IqV8l)

197 M65 field jackets. They are practical, sturdy outerwear, plenty of pockets. However, don't order one on line if you haven't worn one since you returned from Vietnam. It's a gravity thing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 02, 2018 12:01 PM (xzqr4)

198 I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 02, 2018 11:59 AM (xQfPr)

Opera here.

Posted by: MarkY at April 02, 2018 12:01 PM (i022r)

199 181 47 OMG- That coat is made out of conflict fabric!!!

OMG- I can't even!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 11:33 AM (ymnmz)/i]

And it's made out of cotton! You know who picked cotton? It's racist!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 11:58 AM (YqDXo)

But its Egyptian Cotton... so the Jew Slaves picked it...

So AOK! Brutha!

Posted by: Louis Fakeakhan at April 02, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

200 >>2. They truly believe that they are Safe... that they can rely on the very safety created by Men, to protect them when they ATTACK those same Men... ie... they thing the Judo where somehow the Weak uses weakness against the strong, is a Universal deterrent... it is not.

Yup.

Kinda like parents who don't vaccinate their kids; deep down, they know they are safe because other people are following the rules of a civilized society. These women protesters know that it would take a lot for a man to hit them, for the police to handle her roughly --- and should it happen, they can publicly shame the hell out of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 12:02 PM (W+vEI)

201 Luckily, circadas only emerge every seven years, so we're not subjected to their rhythms too often.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 12:02 PM (Dn4Uq)

202 That last question is a trick: they're all fruits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 02, 2018 12:02 PM (xJa6I)

203 Yeah, specifically he said that their First Amendment rights were being infringed. Only problem, wearing a backpack is not a right, First Amendment right or otherwise.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 11:54 AM (7A4qQ)

---

Do YOU wear a black robe?

Posted by: Notorious RBG at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (h/uSM)

204 good morning all! I see the stock market is shitting the bed because of the chinese tariffs..heh...i think they are going to realize just how fragile their made up economy is if they persist.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (gcme+)

205 Don't forget The Voice Of The Working Man who flies over to England on his private jet to buy polo ponies for his kid from the same place as the Queen of England. Keep it Real, Bruce!
Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 11:44 AM (O5Q3r)

Buhhbeee we wuh boohhhrrn to ruuuhhn!

Fooled the proles, all right. Who knew, all it took was growing a douchey soul patch and cutting the sleeves off a Carhartt shirt?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (S6ArX)

206 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (39g3+

Is it racist to point out black people act differently in a movie theater?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (uoaXf)

207 I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 02, 2018 11:59 AM (xQfPr)

Pale Moon
Brave
Epic

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (n9EOP)

208 190 No, see #166. It's a joke black people have among themselves. (I
learned of SPT at a political thing in the Bronx, said by Spanish
people).
=====

We parents (and educators) had a good laugh at 'circadian rhythms' for changing the bus schedule.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (MIKMs)

But everyone knows White folks have no rhythm!

Posted by: Every High School Dance Teacher at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

209
Winnie Mandela is dead.

Probably heard about the white woman curating an African art collection

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (lKyWE)

210 Yes ,but NPR is not exactly staffed and run by blacks. Nor is the NYT or any of the other major white organizations that are repeating this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (39g3+)

Two of the most lily-white organizations in America and they sure do like to berate everyone else for not hiring enough blacks.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (htCxB)

211 >>The NPR link claimed that it's rayciss for white people to use "CPT", but OK for black ones to use it.

They want to have different rules, language, culture for different races/ethnicities. Yet they call US racists. SMFH.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

212 201 Luckily, circadas only emerge every seven years, so we're not subjected to their rhythms too often.

But where? What is the locust of their reemergence?

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 12:04 PM (5GcKk)

213 Luckily, circadas only emerge every seven years, so we're not subjected to their rhythms too often.

But their rhythms are so funky...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 12:04 PM (GdWl+)

214 ...and she's buying a Necklace to Hades...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 12:04 PM (Dn4Uq)

215 I have three full Walmarts (and a grocery store Walmart) where I live. Two are referred to as "Third World Walmart" and "Ghetto Walmart". When I must, I go to the third, which is closer now anyway.

Might as well be in different countries, all three.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (AM1GF)

216 I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?
=====

Pale Moon and Duck Go. Not a power user, but I have Brave and Edge for backups (my bank does not like PM) and Bing for odd searches.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (MIKMs)

217 "It's somewhat amusing to see successful musicians, movie stars and the like rail against capitalism and corporate America when those are the things that made them filthy stinking rich. "

It ostensibly innoculates them from the evils of capitalism, but only if you buy their gag.

Posted by: navybrat, the patient one at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (w7KSn)

218 204 good morning all! I see the stock market is shitting the bed because of the chinese tariffs..heh...i think they are going to realize just how fragile their made up economy is if they persist.
Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (gcme+)

But... but.... we had it Eco Splained to us that Tarrifs HURT the country that puts them on!!!

Oh wait... that was last week....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (NgKpN)

219 212 201 Luckily, circadas only emerge every seven years, so we're not subjected to their rhythms too often.

But where? What is the locust of their reemergence?
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 12:04 PM (5GcKk)

I've got a feeling the Horde is going to beetle this one to death.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

220 207 I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 02, 2018 11:59 AM (xQfPr)

Pale Moon is my "go to" browser. I run Win 10. But I use MS Edge if some page just won't load right in PM. I also use Brave occasionally

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (htCxB)

221
Winnie Mandela is dead

She was genuinely evil and we are better off we are better off with her gone.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

222 But everyone knows White folks have no rhythm!
Posted by: Every High School Dance Teacher at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM

Then why is their birth rate so low?

Posted by: Francis at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (ctuyM)

223 Oh and the reason the fascists end up in charge is:
because they really want to be in charge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (xJa6I)

224 I question some a y'all's reading comprehension.

The NPR article says people cringed when DiBlasio made a CPT joke because he's not black.

Well, that's how it works. It's an in-joke blacks can use with each other, just like SPT for Spanish people.

All people have in-jokes, except for weasels.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (fuK7c)

225 >>Two of the most lily-white organizations in America and they sure do like to berate everyone else for not hiring enough blacks. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (htCxB)

The firing of NYT's Jayson Blair was raciss.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)

226
They want to have different rules, language, culture for different races/ethnicities.

Might as well have separate countries.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (IqV8l)

227 I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?

Uh...Netscape Navigator.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (vtcmf)

228 219 212 201 Luckily, circadas only emerge every seven years, so we're not subjected to their rhythms too often.

But where? What is the locust of their reemergence?
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 12:04 PM (5GcKk)

I've got a feeling the Horde is going to beetle this one to death.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

It'll never fly...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

229 Pale Moon and Duck Go. Not a power user, but I have Brave and Edge for backups (my bank does not like PM) and Bing for odd searches.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (MIKMs)

Yes, Brave seems compatible with most banking apps, whereas in Pale Moon you have to turn off a lot of protections.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (n9EOP)

230 >>Yeah, specifically he said that their First Amendment rights were being infringed. Only problem, wearing a backpack is not a right, First Amendment right or otherwise.

*headslap*
$10 says Hogg only knows of the 1st, 2nd and the 5th Amendments. Doesn't even *understand* those ones, but I wish someone would ask him his thoughts on the 4th Amendment...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

231 The clothes issue bothers me more than you can imagine.

My folks were children during the Depression. People had nothing, yet they were ashamed to be seen in public with tattered clothes. Everything was always mended and clean. They took pride in what little they did have and presented themselves with dignity. Why would anyone actually pay hard-earned money to purchase wearable rags?

Men had work clothes and Sunday clothes and both were neat and maintained. The guys who dug ditches and pumped gas in the 1930's were better dressed than most folks today - folks who make more money than their grandparents could have ever dreamt about. It seems like everyone, men and women, is slouching around in jeans, tshirts and sneakers today. People aren't even getting dressed up for church anymore. The constant casualness has to affect people. It's like everyone has tuned out. And I wonder if the clothing industry is in cahoots with somebody: why don't make good looking clothes at affordable prices and push them on the public?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (SGpFT)

232 >>222 But everyone knows White folks have no rhythm! Posted by: Every High School Dance Teacher at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM

Rhythm can be learned.

Posted by: Navin Zod Johnson at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (Bdeb0)

233 Is it racist to point out black people act differently in a movie theater?

Its racist to claim that they cannot behave themselves because of their skin color. See how it works? Criticize someone's activity because of how they behave: proper. Criticize someone's very being because of their ethnic background: bad.

Is this really so hard to puzzle out?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (39g3+)

234 Is it racist to say that you think Charlize Theron is a beautiful African woman?

Posted by: Ted K. at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (7RqXg)

235 223 Oh and the reason the fascists end up in charge is:
because they really want to be in charge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (xJa6I)

Wanting to be in charge should immediately disqualify one from being in charge.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (9TK8E)

236 OMG- That coat is made out of conflict fabric!!!

An Assault jacket!!!!

I demand Sensible Jacket Control!

Your Assault jacket or A Kick In the Nuts. Pick One!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (E3rQ4)

237 Breaking news! 25% are retarded:

More Than 3 in 4 Believe Mainstream Media Traffics in 'Fake News'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

238 She was genuinely evil and we are better off we are better off with her gone.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (pNxlR

She was exceedingly tardy about dying. Must have been running on Colored People Time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (vUFR0)

239 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (htCxB)

I find Brave is also excellent for playing YouTube videos.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (n9EOP)

240 Fooled the proles, all right. Who knew, all it took was growing a douchey soul patch and cutting the sleeves off a Carhartt shirt?

I never understood his appeal. Of course, I say that about a lot of "artists" these days. Can't play, can't sing, can barely write, and has to hogg a stage (see the BampersandW Roy Orbison concert as evidence of this) to make up for it.

He's a product of media hype.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (GdWl+)

241 Depends on the location. I've been in a Walmart in a fairly upper middle class town, in which case the clientele is middle class and occasional redneck. Then I've been to the Walmart in a town that is Puerto Ricans in the city and rednecks in the suburbs and that's the full People of Walmart experience, complete with gang tattoos and trailer trash hos."

Funny how people self segregate - I think there's 4 big Walmarts here, plus a Sam's and some walmart grocery stores. The south side store is the mostly white walmart, the northwest store is the black walmart, and the new east side store is getting to be the mexican and trailer trash walmart. People go where they're comfortable, I guess.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (k1TUh)

242 I think having and insisting on standards must be racist according to NPR.

It sure explains the depth of 'talent' they have on staff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 02, 2018 12:10 PM (xJa6I)

243 Well, clocks were invented by white guys, so they're racist.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2018 12:10 PM (xjiRE)

244 My folks were children during the Depression. People had nothing, yet they were ashamed to be seen in public with tattered clothes. Everything was always mended and clean. They took pride in what little they did have and presented themselves with dignity. Why would anyone actually pay hard-earned money to purchase wearable rags?

Yeah I'm actually shocked at what people wear to go out in public now. Seriously, I have seen people in pajamas. Its just... bizarre to me. Just what, ten, twenty years ago people would have been horrified, having nightmares about going out in public dressed in dirty sweats and now its just casually done?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:10 PM (39g3+)

245

EM CRANBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 02, 2018 12:10 PM (mPeei)

246 I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?

Uh...Netscape Navigator.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (vtcmf)

lol...nutscrape. Didn't that die off years ago?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 02, 2018 12:11 PM (aMlLZ)

247 Well, clocks were invented by white guys, so they're racist.

Au contraire.

Posted by: Clock Boy at April 02, 2018 12:11 PM (vtcmf)

248 I've tried Brave a few times but it feels incomplete and takes freaking ages to load. Like, over a minute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)

249 I think I agree that free speech is a white male thing like the sjw's say. it seems to only be about an inch deep in other people.

Posted by: x at April 02, 2018 12:12 PM (nFwvY)

250 Well, that's how it works. It's an in-joke blacks can use with each other, just like SPT for Spanish people.

All people have in-jokes, except for weasels.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (fuK7c)

Well, that's how it works if you pretend not to be rayciss, but assume all the basic assumptions that racists assume.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 12:12 PM (vUFR0)

251 I used to like the "Sanders-2016" stickers on the back of Lexus SUVs.

Just wait. Mercedes is now selling a ton of a crappy plastic Hungarian-built SUV (the CLA) that's priced less than a decent Camry or Accord, and comes with optional glowing Mercedes logos in case you're that kind of person. (Unsurprisingly, many buyers opt for that "feature").

I predict all of them will have Dem stickers next election.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2018 12:12 PM (3J/LN)

252 When I was living in eastern washington, we used to drive into Idaho and go to the Walmart there. It was run by retired folks and it was neat and tidy and just wonderful. I thought all Walmarts were that way until I moved to So Cal and went to the one in Oxnard. I thought I somehow wandered into Tijuana.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 12:12 PM (gcme+)

253 The NPR link claimed that it's rayciss for white people to use "CPT", but OK for black ones to use it.
They are on Commie Faggot Time, all the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 12:00 PM (vUFR0)

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you see, black people can run faster so time passes more slowly for them. It's science

Posted by: Albert E. at April 02, 2018 12:12 PM (h/uSM)

254 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (k1TUh)

You just hit the nail on the head....

People SELF Segregate... and always have.

Now, LAWS creating segregation are Evil (IMO)... the problem is when Government creates segregation...

But if you look at neighborhoods? We are as segregated as ever.... now by personal choice.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

255 Bruce Shitstain raises bees because beekeepers get a big tax break in New Jersey. Taxes are for thee, you see.

Or because he needs the honey. Yeah, maybe that's it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 12:13 PM (Dn4Uq)

256 If people on the right would ignore the crisis actors from Parkland like Hogg and the skinhead, then they would have no power.

This is said that conservatives and people on the right made a huge mistake engaging and attending the initial CNN town hall meeting.

These fukcers are like psychotic exes. You ignore them and have a zero contact policy. The fact TV conservatives are so wiling to engage them and talk about them makes me suspicious of their motives.

Zero contact. Its not rocket surgery.

Posted by: Monk at April 02, 2018 12:13 PM (GJnhB)

257 Because nothing says f*ck the capitalist oppressors like throwing rocks though the windows of local businesses while wearing a $375 jacket from Barney's.
.............

Cool front, but does it have a bullseye on the back?

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2018 12:13 PM (HgMAr)

258 Yeah I'm actually shocked at what people wear to go out in public now. Seriously, I have seen people in pajamas. Its just... bizarre to me. Just what, ten, twenty years ago people would have been horrified, having nightmares about going out in public dressed in dirty sweats and now its just casually done?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:10 PM (39g3+)

Oh, pajamas in public are awful and ubiquitous now. And why, oh why are grown men walking about in short pants and flip flops? Don't even get me started on how crappy women dress - it seems everybody has given up.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 02, 2018 12:14 PM (SGpFT)

259 #241 I've been in a Walmart in a fairly upper middle class town, in which case the clientele is middle class and occasional redneck.

That perfectly describes my WM. It's quite nice, actually.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 12:14 PM (Dn4Uq)

260 you see, black people can run faster so time passes more slowly for them. It's science

Posted by: Albert E. at April 02, 2018 12:12 PM

It's in their generics. They have that extra bone in their feet.

Posted by: Jimmy the greek at April 02, 2018 12:14 PM (LOgQ4)

261 How many blacks are sponsors of the African Art Museum? My bet is zero.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at April 02, 2018 12:14 PM (SWo/2)

262 219 212 201 Luckily, circadas only emerge every seven years, so we're not subjected to their rhythms too often.

But where? What is the locust of their reemergence?
Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 12:04 PM (5GcKk)

I've got a feeling the Horde is going to beetle this one to death.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

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i was waiting for the puns but only heard crickets

Posted by: Albert E. at April 02, 2018 12:14 PM (h/uSM)

263 Maxine Waters' Hair
=====

Feels like there should be a Star Trek episode about sentient hair. Keep it going, Maxine's Hair.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (MIKMs)

264 Turns out that the lesbians with the six black kids, about to be investigate for child abuse, may have deliberately driven their van off a cliff.

https://bit.ly/2Intgve

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (5HBd1)

265 Just what, ten, twenty years ago people would have been horrified, having nightmares about going out in public dressed in dirty sweats and now its just casually done?

I think your timeline is off. This whole dressing down thing started in the 60s, with the yoots, and was then taken over by society as a whole to show how young they were. There was a counterreaction in the mid to late 70s, but some segments of society never gave it up. It's been creeping upwards ever since.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (5GcKk)

266 The firing of NYT's Jayson Blair was raciss.
Posted by: Zod

he wrote a book claiming just that. Burning Down My Master's House.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (GlWnW)

267 235 223 Oh and the reason the fascists end up in charge is:
because they really want to be in charge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (xJa6I)

Wanting to be in charge should immediately disqualify one from being in charge.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (9TK8E)

Indeed. People who seek positions of authority for the sake of authority are the absolute last people you want in those positions.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

268 Oh, pajamas in public are awful and ubiquitous now. And why, oh why are grown men walking about in short pants and flip flops? Don't even get me started on how crappy women dress - it seems everybody has given up.

I just do not understand it, what happened? It really was not that long ago nobody would be caught dead in public like that unless drunk out of their mind or really sick. Now its just... meh, going to the store, I guess I should wear pants, maybe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+)

269 lol...nutscrape. Didn't that die off years ago?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

Ha! Found my 20-year-old CDs of that when I was vacating the former Casa Cavil last year...good for a laugh that was...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 02, 2018 12:16 PM (AM1GF)

270 *wanders in rubbing bleary eyes*

Bet that $375 jacket says 'Made in China'

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 02, 2018 12:16 PM (PMIYQ)

271 By their fruits ye shall know them

Posted by: Matthew at April 02, 2018 12:16 PM (B+KRM)

272 Winnie Mandela is dead

She was genuinely evil and we are better off we are better off with her gone.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

Yet George Soros is doing fine, thanks for asking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 12:16 PM (YqDXo)

273 Netscape Navigator is only good for cruising rad GeoCities webpages, bro.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at April 02, 2018 12:16 PM (FnmmJ)

274 264 Turns out that the lesbians with the six black kids, about to be investigate for child abuse, may have deliberately driven their van off a cliff.

https://bit.ly/2Intgve
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (5HBd1)

I never thought it was anything but intentional.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

275 I have three full Walmarts (and a grocery store Walmart) where I live. Two are referred to as "Third World Walmart" and "Ghetto Walmart". When I must, I go to the third, which is closer now anyway.

Here in northeastern MA and southern NH is a grocery chain called Market Basket. I can think of at least one "ghetto Market Basket" and probably two.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2018 12:17 PM (kqsXK)

276 I find Brave is also excellent for playing YouTube videos.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (n9E

Thank you; Good To Know.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:17 PM (htCxB)

277 Wanting to be in charge should immediately disqualify one from being in charge.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (9TK8E)

Department chairmanships work that way. It's a crappy job that most faculty will move the earth to avoid, three years of administration, etc. then a sabbatical to get your research back hitting on all cylinders.

Anyone who WANTS to be departmental chairman is strongly contraindicated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 12:18 PM (YqDXo)

278 Yet George Soros is doing fine, thanks for asking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 12:16 PM (YqDXo)

SOON.

Posted by: Satan, perusing his sex toy collection at April 02, 2018 12:18 PM (S6ArX)

279
Turns out that the lesbians with the six black kids, about to be
investigate for child abuse, may have deliberately driven their van off a
cliff.

https://bit.ly/2Intgve

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (5HBd1)

The news source makes the mistake of referring to this human cluster as a "Family". No. Words have meanings. I would use "cult."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (vUFR0)

280 Zero contact. Its not rocket surgery.
Posted by: Monk at April 02, 2018 12:13 PM

*They're* already doing that: https://www.politico.com/ magazine/story/ 2018/03/30/ red-blue-america-clinton-trump-country-217760

(remove spaces after forward slashes)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (ctuyM)

281 It was run by retired folks and it was neat and tidy and just wonderful. I thought all Walmarts were that way until I moved
=====

My favorite WM was quirky -- had a large tall and extended sizes section. A really decent sewing and crafts area, and great sales. They are now just like all the others.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (MIKMs)

282 263 Maxine Waters' Hair
=====

Feels like there should be a Star Trek episode about sentient hair. Keep it going, Maxine's Hair.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (MIKMs)

Some secrets are too Bigly for TV...

This would be... FAKE News...

Posted by: Donald Trump's Hair at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (NgKpN)

283 207
I know this has been covered before but what non-Chrome/non-Firefox browser are the finest Morons using on Windows?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 02, 2018 11:59 AM (xQfPr)

Pale Moon

Brave

Epic

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (n9EOP)

Which one has the best prospect for longevity, in your opinion.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (Dp6qK)

284 It is shocking to see pictures of baseball stadiums in the '40s. Every man, regardless of social rank, is wearing a tie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

285
Has anyone experienced problems with Vanguard's customer service?

I was just reading an article in dead tree news about the deplorable errors investors are experiencing, including an email telling them they were out of cash.

I'm glad my former employer switched to T Rowe Price. Don't know who the next 401k will be with though.

Posted by: kallisto at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (Iz8Py)

286 231 It seems like everyone, men and women, is slouching around in jeans, tshirts and sneakers today.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 02, 2018 12:07 PM (SGpFT)

I tried to warn them, but no one would listen.

Posted by: George Will at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (u9OP6)

287 I find Brave is also excellent for playing YouTube videos.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (n9E

The best. Built in adblockers. Using it now.

Posted by: Satan, perusing his sex toy collection at April 02, 2018 12:20 PM (S6ArX)

288 I never understood his appeal. Of course, I say that about a lot of "artists" these days. Can't play, can't sing, can barely write, and has to hogg a stage (see the BampersandW Roy Orbison concert as evidence of this) to make up for it.

Someone should create a "write your own Springsteen song" generator:

- I was born: poor, black, working man, farmer
- In high school I: was a jock, knocked up my girl
- I work: in a factory, pumping gas, my daddy's job
- My life: sucks, sucks bigly

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2018 12:20 PM (kqsXK)

289 276 I find Brave is also excellent for playing YouTube videos.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (n9E
Thank you; Good To Know.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:17 PM (htCxB)

Groan. You were making a joke, weren't you? Another one I completely whiffed on.

Brave will not run JavaScript, hence no YouTube.

I should've known.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:20 PM (htCxB)

290 Barack Obama ran on CPT.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

291 Ever notice that those calling the loudest for Revolution Anarchy
would most likely be among the first to perish if actual anarchy came to
pass?

Painfully I hope.

Posted by: Paladin at April 02, 2018 12:21 PM (bxc5w)

292 Funny, the Alpha Industries anarchy jacket seems to have disappeared from the Barney's New York website.

Maybe because it screams "Break my jaw."

Posted by: nraendowment at April 02, 2018 12:21 PM (J8VLx)

293 I've tried Brave a few times but it feels incomplete and takes freaking ages to load. Like, over a minute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)

Brave is quirky, but it loads fine for me. One thing that may slow it down is that it reloads all previous tabs from a cold start.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:21 PM (n9EOP)

294 I tried to warn them, but no one would listen.
Posted by: George Will

George, may I call you George? No? Mr. Will, there is a happy middle ground between wearing a jacket and tie to a baseball game, and dressing out of a landfill.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 12:22 PM (5GcKk)

295 It is shocking to see pictures of baseball stadiums in the '40s. Every man, regardless of social rank, is wearing a tie.

Yeah I liked that, but I have no problem with people attending casual events in more casual clothing. Wearing a suit and tie to go grocery shopping seems topping it a bit high.

But torn pajamas? Stained, saggy sweatpants? Yoga pants and a tee shirt?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)

296 Turns out that the lesbians with the six ~~black kids~~ SJW fashion accessories, about to be

investigate for child abuse, may have deliberately driven their van off a

cliff.

https://bit.ly/2Intgve

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (5HBd1)

If we're being honest about what those kids really were to the "adoptive parents".

Posted by: Bert G at April 02, 2018 12:23 PM (uiwCw)

297 On this day in 1968 the ultimate trip opened to theaters and people are still debating if it was a good movie or not...

2001: A Space Odyssey.

"My mind is going.
There is no question about it."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 02, 2018 12:23 PM (PMIYQ)

298 Q.E.D. was invented by White Guys. Bronzely tanned White Guys, but you know.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 02, 2018 12:23 PM (RuIsu)

299 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:20 PM (htCxB)

Brave runs YouTube out of the box for me in Win 7. I don't I ever tinkered with the JavaScript settings?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:24 PM (n9EOP)

300 Yoga pants and a tee shirt?

I deem yoga pants acceptable, given certain levels of tushiness.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 12:24 PM (fuK7c)

301 289 Brave will not run JavaScript, hence no YouTube.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:20 PM (htCxB)

Brave will run JavaScript--unless you explicitly disable scripts via the web shield settings.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at April 02, 2018 12:24 PM (u9OP6)

302 297 On this day in 1968 the ultimate trip opened to theaters and people are still debating if it was a good movie or not...

One of my favorite movies, and still, I'll admit, it's awfully slow and tedious in many parts.

Posted by: pep at April 02, 2018 12:24 PM (5GcKk)

303 206
Is it racist to point out black people act differently in a movie theater?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2018 12:03 PM (uoaXf)
------------------------------
Well, they DON'T act differently where I live (SW VA.)
So if you are attributing observed differences to skin color, yeah, I guess it's 'racist.' The horror!!!!!

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at April 02, 2018 12:24 PM (0jtPF)

304 Brave will not run JavaScript, hence no YouTube.

I should've known.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at April 02, 2018 12:20 PM (htCxB)

Um, I do, on multiple machines. It works fine for me.

Posted by: Vanya at April 02, 2018 12:25 PM (S6ArX)

305 Ace is up. Also, he's awake.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

306 I think Hoggy has school shooter written all over him. He is angry because the little wimp Cruz took all that glory away from him.

I think Hoggy has prison in his future at some point in his life.

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2018 12:26 PM (Fs5vw)

307 On this day in 1968 the ultimate trip opened to theaters and people are still debating if it was a good movie or not...

2001: A Space Odyssey.

Which movie? As Kubrick often did, this was three movies. (Full Metal Jacket was two movies: the one at bootcamp and then the one in VietNam).

You have the ape obelisk movie, then the HAL movie, then the baby on acid movie at the end.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

308
Turns out that the lesbians with the six black kids, about to be investigate for child abuse, may have deliberately driven their van off a cliff.

My money is on one or both of the lesbians were engaged sexually with the kids.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 12:26 PM (lKyWE)

309 I deem yoga pants acceptable, given certain levels of tushiness.

Its never on a tushy you wanna see though!

Seriously, though, I'm as human as the next man, but keep that stuff in the exercise club or at home huh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)

310 On this day in 1968 the ultimate trip opened to theaters and people are still debating if it was a good movie or not...

2001: A Space Odyssey.

"My mind is going.
There is no question about it."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 02, 2018 12:23 PM

I remember the potheads in my school were the very first to see the movie. Repeatedly. They'd get high, see the movie. Forget what the movie was about. Get high, see the movie again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

While the movie made millions it was mainly from half a dozen potheads.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 02, 2018 12:27 PM (LOgQ4)

311 Turns out that the lesbians with the six black kids, about to be

investigate for child abuse, may have deliberately driven their van off a

cliff.

I doubt you'll ever see that episode on "The Fosters"...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 12:27 PM (O5Q3r)

312 You guys gonna stay here or go to the new thread?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2018 12:27 PM (/tuJf)

313 267 235 223 Oh and the reason the fascists end up in charge is:
because they really want to be in charge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 02, 2018 12:06 PM (xJa6I)

Wanting to be in charge should immediately disqualify one from being in charge.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 02, 2018 12:08 PM (9TK8E)

Indeed. People who seek positions of authority for the sake of authority are the absolute last people you want in those positions.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

---

In the early days of the country, it was considered bad form to show an interest in an office, let alone campaign for it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 02, 2018 12:27 PM (h/uSM)

314 2001: A Space Odyssey.

"My mind is going.
There is no question about it."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 02, 2018 12:23 PM (PMIYQ)

I thought the baby in the bag floating through space at the end really tied things together and answered all the questions I had about the monoliths and the giant off-color eyeball images.

Posted by: Vanya at April 02, 2018 12:27 PM (S6ArX)

315 Full Metal Jacket was two movies: the one at bootcamp and then the one in VietNam

FMJ was almost 3 movies, because the battle in Hue is almost a different film than the just "we're in Vietnam messing around" part that's so enjoyable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 02, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)

316 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 12:19 PM (Dp6qK

I'd bet on Pale Moon because it can incorporate a lot of the FF add-ones!
I usually have both PM and Brave open all the time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 02, 2018 12:29 PM (n9EOP)

317 FMJ was almost 3 movies, because the battle in Hue is almost a different film than the just "we're in Vietnam messing around" part that's so enjoyable.

Fair point. So FMJ is just as many movies as 2001.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 12:29 PM (fuK7c)

318 I deem yoga pants acceptable, given certain levels of tushiness.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 12:24 PM

This.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at April 02, 2018 12:30 PM (ctuyM)

319 The greatness of Stanley Kubrick - three movies for the price of one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 02, 2018 12:30 PM (PMIYQ)

320 Funny how people self segregate - I think there's 4 big Walmarts here, plus a Sam's and some walmart grocery stores. The south side store is the mostly white walmart, the northwest store is the black walmart, and the new east side store is getting to be the mexican and trailer trash walmart. People go where they're comfortable, I guess.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2018 12:09 PM (k1TUh)

My conjecture for this? People are most comfortable around people who are like them because they can anticipate what those people will do.

We had the house next door rented to two women (nothing going on there; just housemates) and the 20-something son of one of them. In ONE MONTH we had:

1. the daily screaming flaming row between the son and his mom (my study is right next to their house, so I was ringside for this, and just hoping that any shooting would be directed somewhere else)

2. Junior dancing in the street with his shirt off. Drugs may have been involved.

3. The cops come to visit Junior. They parked in front of our house and walked next door. No prizes for guessing why they did that.

4. The paramedics come to take Mom out on a platter (she ended up OK).

5. The cops come AGAIN to visit Junior.

6. Two biker gang members show up to have a chat with Junior.

This was more excitement than this upper middle class neighborhood had scene in aggregate over the last 40 years.

Then the whole crew moved out, prompting a huge sigh of relief in the neighborhood. Why? Because there was no telling what was going to happen next, but we figured it would be bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

321 I thought the baby in the bag floating through
space at the end really tied things together and answered all the
questions I had about the monoliths and the giant off-color eyeball
images.
Posted by: Vanya at April 02, 2018 12:27 PM

Finally, someone gets the metaphor of my rug!

Posted by: Jeffrey Lebowski at April 02, 2018 12:32 PM (ctuyM)

322 If you want to know the future the globalists want, imagine the most overbearing HOA you can think of.

Fascism in the future won't be jackboots, it'll be a smarmy, self-assured bureaucrat tapping her clipboard with her pen and saying, "Oh, I'm so sorry, but that's against regulations."

Posted by: Viridian at April 02, 2018 12:32 PM (uU7lV)

323 Well, clocks were invented by white guys, so they're racist.
---------------------------------------------------------------

C'mon, man.

Posted by: Benjamin Banneker at April 02, 2018 12:33 PM (7uYFy)

324 lesbians are horrible with money. no rag, just fact.

Posted by: x at April 02, 2018 12:35 PM (nFwvY)

325 Reptilian Hitler Hogg... I'm sure I'll have nightmares tonight... again... but now Hogg as a reptile.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2018 12:37 PM (PvFoN)

326 Just cancel college and open a daycare.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2018 12:38 PM (PvFoN)

327 324 lesbians are horrible with money.

Indigo Girls box sets.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 12:40 PM (Dn4Uq)

328 If I were to crack a joke about the time of Winnie Mandela's funeral, I would just say Tuesday.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 12:45 PM (ymnmz)

329
There were reports dating back seven years of the demonic lezzies hurting their children, and one of them was convicted in another state of child abuse. So they went to Oregon, where they continued to starve and abuse their children.

I saw a pic of all the kids with their torturers. The children did look really skinny, but the two dykes had healthy thunder thighs.

R.I.P poor children. I hope the monsters who inflicted this pain on you rot in hell.

Posted by: kallisto at April 02, 2018 12:53 PM (Iz8Py)

330 142 Worked at Barneys while going to CCNY. Got to meet all the managers but clothing (nothing special) was expensive. But NYC people like it expensive.

At least for a while, Barneys did a lot of business with men who needed special tailoring to cover the bulges on their (mostly) left hips.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 02, 2018 01:02 PM (tHmVm)

331 Barneys New York also has another similar jacket by the same designer for $1,595. That's not a typo.

Simply search: 424XALPHAXSLAMJAM M-65 Defender "Anarchy" Field Jacket

Posted by: MSYB at April 02, 2018 01:03 PM (WmXqT)

332 Quiz: Arab Guy or Fruit Preserves?

Embrace the power of "and."

Those guys all look a bit fruity to me, and from what I hear, they prefer little boys.

*spit*

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 01:08 PM (7UW64)

333
Rich Zeoli (AM 1250, Philadelphia) calls Springsteen "Old McSpringsteen" and he is merciless in his mockery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 01:09 PM (pNxlR)

334 329
There were reports dating back seven years of the demonic lezzies hurting their children, and one of them was convicted in another state of child abuse. So they went to Oregon, where they continued to starve and abuse their children.

I saw a pic of all the kids with their torturers. The children did look really skinny, but the two dykes had healthy thunder thighs.

R.I.P poor children. I hope the monsters who inflicted this pain on you rot in hell.

Posted by: kallisto at April 02, 2018 12:53 PM (Iz8Py)

As an adoptive mother, this really chaps my ass.

Those bitches should never have been allowed to adopt in the first place, and once found to commit child abuse, they should have had their parental rights terminated.

But, you cannot criticize the carpet munching bitch-witches, so the kids were left to rot.

For most lesbians, kids are just an accessory anyway. A way to claim they are perfectly normal, all while being freaks who hate men and the world for not thinking they are the bees knees.

You want to be homosexual? Knock yerself out, but leave the kids alone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 01:11 PM (7UW64)

335 322 If you want to know the future the globalists want, imagine the most overbearing HOA you can think of.

Fascism in the future won't be jackboots, it'll be a smarmy, self-assured bureaucrat tapping her clipboard with her pen and saying, "Oh, I'm so sorry, but that's against regulations."

Posted by: Viridian at April 02, 2018 12:32 PM (uU7lV)

So, why would you ever buy a house in a neighborhood that had "rules?"

I cannot imagine this working up here. We're a little heavy on the freedom side of those sorts of issues. Plus, most of us are heavily armed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 01:14 PM (7UW64)

336 I don't know about Barney's jacket, but right under the pic of the jacket an Athleta ad for some leggings popped up. Shot of model babe from year, doing some squats with a big bar. She could throw rocks at me.

Posted by: Roscoe at April 02, 2018 01:21 PM (QxMUy)

337 Curator is "a Brooklyn 7," or, in my town, a friggin' 2.

Posted by: regular joe at April 02, 2018 01:28 PM (O50yS)

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