Weird News Dump

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Good morning Morons. Wow, the last Saturday and last day of March.

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Let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Too much serious news this past week? How about some weird stuff?



Enjoy these stories or anything else you wish to discuss in this open thread. Please don't run with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

Have a great weekend and Happy Easter!


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM




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1 .

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2018 08:25 AM (3Pma+)

2 Speak up!

Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2018 08:27 AM (0+nbW)

3 Good morning pixel people.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at March 31, 2018 08:27 AM (qZdIZ)

4 I so admire David Hogg.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at March 31, 2018 08:28 AM (yhf6w)

5 Unnaturally quiet MisHum.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2018 08:28 AM (9rIkM)

6 GPS isn't always spot on.

I use Uber a lot and I always have to keep a sharp eye out on where the driver is heading because the GPS fks up so much. Just yesterday I took an Uber ride - (had a female driver for the first time ever) - and the GPS had her turning the wrong way. Luckily she caught it but usually I have to tell the driver - um, we're going *that* way not *this* way.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:29 AM (Dn4Uq)

7 As Laura Ingraham wipes Camera Hogg's spit off her face, I hope she understands that you Cannot. Appease. These. People.

Ever.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:30 AM (Dn4Uq)

8 So glad 'Great Clips' is there for Emma.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at March 31, 2018 08:30 AM (yhf6w)

9 GPS isn't always spot on.


Fusion GPS is 100% reliable.

Posted by: This Is CNN at March 31, 2018 08:33 AM (5eT3f)

10 From your 4th link:


Pennsylvania couple marry in Walmart Garden Center




Really? Really?

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at March 31, 2018 08:33 AM (lwiT4)

11 /sigh Sometimes I'm embarrassed to admit I'm from FL.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at March 31, 2018 08:33 AM (qZdIZ)

12 There's something deeply unfair about the cob-logger taking the number one comment spot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2018 08:34 AM (5eT3f)

13 That peeps beer layers on the freaky -- not just peeps-flavored, but purple and glittery.

Too bad it's just available in the Dallas area. That would be fun to bring to a beer snob's party.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2018 08:34 AM (qJtVm)

14 'Scuse me, sir. I see no cancer warning on this pic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2018 08:35 AM (EZebt)

15 If you're in New Jersey and bought a Mega Millions ticket for last night's big jackpot, check your numbers, because somebody there won it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2018 08:36 AM (fqUgw)

16 Florida.

Come for the beaches, stay for the incest.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2018 08:38 AM (EoRCO)

17 Justin Trudeau thinks getting a tribal tattoo makes him Jewish

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 31, 2018 08:38 AM (0An5w)

18 OMG people, my twee historic towne will be hosting a sunrise service in the parking lot of my favorite likker store. I may have to attend.

Is it okay to bring a couple growlers to the service? I won't top 'em off until after the show, uh I mean service.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2018 08:39 AM (qJtVm)

19 I sometimes go to a Great Clips right up the street. There's a young woman there with one of the most stunningly beautiful faces I've ever seen. She gives TERRIBLE haircuts. No skill whatsoever. But man, is she ever heart-meltingly gorgeous.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:39 AM (Dn4Uq)

20 "you Cannot. Appease. These. People." Never apologize to SJWs! Always tell them to F Right Off! They never argue in good faith. Your weakness sustains and emboldens them. They hate you! They think you are vermin, and they can't wait for freedom-loving Americans to die out.

Posted by: gp at March 31, 2018 08:40 AM (mk9aG)

21 A Zappa reference always makes me grin.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 31, 2018 08:40 AM (T9zlf)

22
Peeps flavored beer? No way...

Speaking of food, I convinced my daughter, who has problems with inflammation causing ear aches, to cut out the bread and go as much Paleo diet as she can stand. Her ear troubles stopped and she lost three pounds in two weeks. She wasn't trying to lose weight, it just happened naturally.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 31, 2018 08:43 AM (LOgQ4)

23 Would try Peeps Flavored wine or liquer.

Not beer

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 31, 2018 08:44 AM (0An5w)

24 Does somebody want their beer flavored with my peep?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - out from his hiding rock at March 31, 2018 08:45 AM (0An5w)

25 21 A Zappa reference always makes me grin.

Let's make the water turn black!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:46 AM (Dn4Uq)

26 Good morning all!


4 inches of new snow so far and it's still coming down. Supposed to get down to 8 degrees tonight. Spring. Not.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 08:46 AM (KCUTM)

27 19 I sometimes go to a Great Clips right up the street. There's a young woman there with one of the most stunningly beautiful faces I've ever seen. She gives TERRIBLE haircuts. No skill whatsoever. But man, is she ever heart-meltingly gorgeous. "

I have a longtime barber who gives me good haircuts at a good price. I think I'm lucky that there aren't any bikini barbershops around here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2018 08:47 AM (V2Yro)

28 Peeps-flavored Peeps only get away with it because what other flavor would they be? There's no reason to make Peeps-flavored anything else. Plus they come in that predator-warning coloration so if you eat one, it's nobody's fault but your own. What happens when they start looking like real food? This could be worse than Tide pods; at least those won't kill you right away.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 08:48 AM (y87Qq)

29 #27 I have a longtime barber who gives me good haircuts at a good price.

When I lived in NY I had a looong time barber, an ancient Sicilian man who did the best 12 dollar haircuts in the USA.

Since moving to Colorado I haven't been able to find someone like Tomasso. He was one of a kind.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:49 AM (Dn4Uq)

30 The left's war on women continues against Laura Ingram.

Disgraceful.

If your not a Leftist Stepford Wife, they are out to destroy you.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 31, 2018 08:50 AM (arhmY)

31 4 inches of new snow so far and it's still coming down. Supposed to get down to 8 degrees tonight. Spring. Not.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 08:46 AM


You need a better groundhog.

Posted by: Punxsutawney Phil at March 31, 2018 08:50 AM (LOgQ4)

32 I too am guilty of getting iffy haircuts from hot girls.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 08:51 AM (KCUTM)

33 Florida


*****

"...she became pregnant."

That's like saying "I became a newt." You don't just become a newt, someone turns you into a newt.

But she got better.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 08:51 AM (wPiJc)

34 >
Posted by: Punxsutawney Phil at March 31, 2018 08:50 AM (LOgQ4)


Got a good recipe?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 08:52 AM (KCUTM)

35 She gives TERRIBLE haircuts. No skill whatsoever. But man, is she ever heart-meltingly gorgeous.


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There's a problem with this?

Posted by: Corona at March 31, 2018 08:54 AM (MceDl)

36 There's something deeply unfair about the cob-logger taking the number one comment spot.
Posted by: Cicero
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It's an object lesson in life. RHIP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2018 08:54 AM (9tO1t)

37 I like the crawfish and am interested in adopting it.

I could give it a very good home.

It'll fit right in with my lifestyle.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2018 08:55 AM (0ogQG)

38 Not bird nor plane nor even frog.
Just little ol' me, UnderHogg.

Posted by: David Hogg at March 31, 2018 08:55 AM (fZlu3)

39 The left's war on women continues against Laura Ingram.
Disgraceful.
If your not a Leftist Stepford Wife, they are out to destroy you.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 31, 2018 08:50 AM


Mentioned in EMT was the fact that Stacey Dash dropped out of the Congressional race because of threats against her and her family.

'Tolerant' left is not so tolerant. I wish the FBI would track down each and every one of the bastids who threatened her and lock them away for half a decade. It might slow that shit down a little.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 31, 2018 08:55 AM (LOgQ4)

40 Tear gas and drones.

Why didn't WE think of that?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 31, 2018 08:55 AM (arhmY)

41 I've read that groundhog tastes better than squirrel or rabbit, but I've never tried it.

Bunch of recipes here. Country-Style Groundhog sounds good:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8jknl7l

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:56 AM (Dn4Uq)

42
My haircut instructions are simple: get a #2 clipper and go all around. Done in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 31, 2018 08:56 AM (vOL6p)

43 Please don't run with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

I misread this as:

Please don't (do these two things):
1. run with sharp objects
and
2. play nice with one another

Posted by: m at March 31, 2018 08:56 AM (U6XUk)

44 Oxford comma wars. Begun, they have.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2018 08:57 AM (5OO3x)

45 There's a problem with this?

Nope. And I let her butcher my hair because almost all the other stylists are flaming, gender-fluid poofters.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:58 AM (Dn4Uq)

46
Mentioned in EMT was the fact that Stacey Dash dropped out of the Congressional race because of threats against her and her family.

And there you have the fruitcake Hillary complaining that she is being asked to back out of politics as if she is the martyred female.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 31, 2018 08:58 AM (arhmY)

47 Laura Ingrahm is taking a week off.

My G-D how we cave to the left.

Fuck them and fuck the advertisers and fuck FOX

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2018 08:58 AM (5y11N)

48 29
#27 I have a longtime barber who gives me good haircuts at a good price.



When I lived in NY I had a looong time barber, an ancient Sicilian man who did the best 12 dollar haircuts in the USA.



Since moving to Colorado I haven't been able to find someone like Tomasso. He was one of a kind.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
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Back when the earth had not yet fully cooled, I got my haircuts from Antonio - a North End Boston barber. I would purposefully let my beard go for a few days so that I could have him shave me with a straight razor. He did the whole megillah - hot towel, warm shave cream, smell good stuff at the end. Heavenly.

Now I go to a tatted up *stylist* in a womens salon where the girls dish everybody and everything. Im an over sixty white guy - totally invisible. I didnt think I could blush anymore.

I was wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2018 08:58 AM (9rIkM)

49 Did that Chinese satellite come to Earth last nite ?

If so, where did it land ?

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2018 08:59 AM (y1BrX)

50 # 1 clipper sides and back. Trim the top "two fingers" long and fade it in. Clean up the neck, rounded.

Quick and simple.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:59 AM (Dn4Uq)

51 What'sa haircut?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 31, 2018 08:59 AM (roQNm)

52 29 When I lived in NY I had a looong time barber, an ancient Sicilian man who did the best 12 dollar haircuts in the USA.

Wednesday is senior day at the local barber shop; I lie (I'm 29, after all) and get my hair cut for $10.

They even trim my beard, eyebrows, and ear hair. I suppose since there ain't much to cut on top, it gives them something to do.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2018 08:59 AM (0ogQG)

53 #48 hot towel, warm shave cream, smell good stuff at the end. Heavenly.

I hear you-that was my guy too. And straight razor over the ears and back of the neck. Old-school barbers are the BEST!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 09:01 AM (Dn4Uq)

54 I used to go a barber with three Italian guys. Not Jersey Shore Italian -- Italians from Italy.

Best barbers ever.

Had a back room where we smoked cigars, drank wine and had Italian opera on in the background.

It was good living with good friends.

The owner died a few years ago and the place was never the same without Sal, so they closed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 31, 2018 09:01 AM (arhmY)

55 Troubling question after watching that crawfish with the pincer grip on the beer can and the cig. How does a crawfish...um...er... pleasure himself? You know, in a pinch...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 09:01 AM (wPiJc)

56 Did that Chinese satellite come to Earth last nite ?

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2018 08:59 AM (y1BrX)


*pouts*

No.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 09:03 AM (y87Qq)

57 >Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 09:01 AM (wPiJc)


You're already halfway to a limerick.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 09:03 AM (KCUTM)

58 Cute video if you got 6 minutes on why you should become a Muslim..actually funny...

https://trendingviews.co/video/it-s-time-for-you-to-join-islam-1972.html#

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 09:04 AM (JYJCX)

59 i don't like coffee.

*** sips tea... ***

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2018 09:04 AM (vChNs)

60 56 Did that Chinese satellite come to Earth last nite ?
________________________________________

Chinese delivery is never as reliable as it used to be.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 31, 2018 09:04 AM (arhmY)

61 How does a crawfish...um...er... pleasure himself? You know, in a pinch...

Posted by: Muldoon
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Would he be bothered by crabs?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2018 09:04 AM (9rIkM)

62 I hear you-that was my guy too. And straight razor over the ears and back of the neck. Old-school barbers are the BEST!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 09:01 AM (Dn4Uq)


Little flip-up airline-style ashtrays in the chair armrests are always a good sign, even if they haven't been used in 20 years.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 09:04 AM (y87Qq)

63 Peeps make great targets. Selfsealing, too. And bright colors for visibility.
Trust me on this.

Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 31, 2018 09:06 AM (WpY3V)

64 The great thing about having a crawfish as a roommate is, if they totally annoy you, you have a 2 word rejoinder --

crawfish boil

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2018 09:06 AM (0ogQG)

65
Justin Trudeau thinks getting a tribal tattoo makes him Jewish
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 31, 2018 08:38 AM (0An5w)






*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2018 09:07 AM (eXA4G)

66 You're already halfway to a limerick.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 09:03 AM (KCUTM)



Half way to Limerick is not such a long way to Tipperary

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2018 09:08 AM (SiINZ)

67 >Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 09:04 AM (y87Qq)


*fist bump*


I had totally forgottten about those. Barbershop I went to as a kid had them.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 09:08 AM (KCUTM)

68 You're already halfway to a limerick.


*******

Get a Grip - a limerick

Consider it a lead-pipe cinch
If a crawfish has to fap...in a pinch
Premature ejaculation?
More like emasculation
Handle gently or you'll get the angry inch.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 09:09 AM (wPiJc)

69 A: very carefully

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 09:10 AM (wPiJc)

70 WhatWhatWhat, I hear radio commercials for a place in Colorado Springs that does the hot towel and shave stuff. I do not remember the name of the place off the top of my head.

Also, Julie Ann Anderson at Alamo Hair Designers in Colorado Springs is the barber my husband and I go to. She is very good, and very sweet, although since the whole shop is uber-lefty, some of the ladies get rather obnoxiously stereotypical.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 31, 2018 09:11 AM (/A+Cl)

71 >If a crawfish has to fap...in a pinch
Premature ejaculation?
More like emasculation
Handle gently or you'll get the angry inch.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 09:09 AM (wPiJc)


Dude. I hope you donate your brain to science when you shuffle off this mortal coil. We need to understand where your particular genius arises from.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2018 09:12 AM (KCUTM)

72 Muldoon, you're AI, right?
You've passed the Turing test.

Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 31, 2018 09:12 AM (WpY3V)

73 1 .
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2018 08:25 AM (3Pma+)

Are you allowed to do this?

Good Morning, MisHum and People of the Horde.

Posted by: ALH at March 31, 2018 09:13 AM (9RjeI)

74 Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 09:04 AM (y87Qq)

Yup! My old guy's chair was manufactured in the 1930s. He inherited it from his father. I used to think about how many thousands of butts, spanning generations, had sat in that chair. (Of course it had been reupholstered over the years, but still.)

These days, he keeps the Playboys and ashtrays in the back room for the regulars. Illegal to smoke indoors in NY but he's a fahgeddaboudit kind of guy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 09:14 AM (Dn4Uq)

75 Ahhhh, coffeve.

Please sir, may I have some more?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 31, 2018 09:14 AM (7LY+6)

76 When I lived in NY I had a looong time barber, an ancient Sicilian man who did the best 12 dollar haircuts in the USA.

Since moving to Colorado I haven't been able to find someone like Tomasso. He was one of a kind.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 08:49 AM (Dn4Uq)


I've been getting my haircuts from the same two old guys for almost 30 years. Costs me a total of $12 including tip. I don't need anything fancy: militaryish "high & tight" is how I like it.

I don't know what I'm going to do when they finally decide to put their scissors away and they're both approaching 70, so that day is coming relatively soon.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 31, 2018 09:15 AM (5Yee7)

77
The bacon is now cooking.

Repeat, the bacon is now cooking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 31, 2018 09:15 AM (vOL6p)

78 The MIL is visiting this weekend. Fixing to show her the town, as much as those almost 85 yr old feet can walk.

Posted by: ALH at March 31, 2018 09:17 AM (9RjeI)

79 The beer, called Peep This Collab, is a sour ale

Sour beers? Yuck. Pass.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 31, 2018 09:18 AM (NL6wI)

80 Our barber shops are all gone. Killed off by franchises that give bad, roll-of-the-dice haircuts.

I've mentioned before that my favorite local lunch counter is shutting down, today, because Walgreens bought the drug store and they have no interest in it.

For decades it has been a gathering spot in this part of town, and presided over by the same lady, who has worked there for 45 years, since she was seventeen.

Time robs us of one thing after another, which would be tolerable if the new 'stuff' didn't suck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2018 09:19 AM (cp1if)

81 I had a cute hairstylist move in next door to me once. Been married for 31 years. Recommend it highly.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 31, 2018 09:19 AM (fqHZs)

82
Doing the bacon outside on the side burner of the grill. From rhe pens the dogs are watching intently. A reenactment of the first meeting of human and canine. Except now I taunt, "Eat smoke, Borzoi!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 31, 2018 09:21 AM (vOL6p)

83 Just had a couple of handsome deer wander across the lawn...Always wonder how they keep warm with out coats and hats. I hope they kept away from my floundering flowers popping up in this cold weather, they didn't seem to be in any hurry to get too the new Starbucks down the road.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 09:21 AM (JYJCX)

84 The bacon is now cooking"

As long as it doesn't have a long mustache, you're good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 31, 2018 09:21 AM (7LY+6)

85 When I worked in downtown Philly I used to go to an old school barber shop, run by old school, off the boat, Italians. Now I have a regular girl at the Hair Cuttery near me. SHe gives me a good cut every time, and she's super cute.

Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2018 09:22 AM (ANIFC)

86 I don't know what I'm going to do when they finally decide to put their scissors away and they're both approaching 70, so that day is coming relatively soon.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 31, 2018 09:15 AM (5Yee7)

Tomasso is in his 80s and I was dreading that same thing. It made it a *little* easier to move away knowing he's going to have to hang up the scissors soon.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 31, 2018 09:23 AM (Dn4Uq)

87 *looks at side-bar*

Meryl Streep in Star Warbles: The Quest for Moar Moolah?

Force Lightning or a Force Choke? Oh the decisions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 09:23 AM (PMIYQ)

88 Well, I'm outta here for now. Mrs. Cop wants to practice with her Beretta today. Gee, what a hardship!

Just this morning she commented that all Camera Hogg was doing was making people want to buy more guns. The Lefties have converted her from someone who considered firearms somewhat dangerous to "Fvkc You, you can get them from me 115 grains at a time."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 31, 2018 09:24 AM (5Yee7)

89 I've mentioned before that my favorite local lunch counter is shutting
down, today, because Walgreens bought the drug store and they have no
interest in it.

Like the lunch counters at other drugstores, gone for good along with Woolworth's (and others) lunch counters. I remember when dept stores had restaurants or lunch counters all the ladies of that day gathered for lunch.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 09:25 AM (JYJCX)

90 10 From your 4th link:


Pennsylvania couple marry in Walmart Garden Center




Really? Really?

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at March 31, 2018 08:33 AM (lwiT4)


My youngest says NO WAY DAD



Grammie had about 5" of the white global warming overnight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2018 09:25 AM (3Pma+)

91 . I do not remember the name of the place off the top of my head.
Posted by: Emmie


*****

Heh. ISWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 09:26 AM (wPiJc)

92 Off The Top Of Your Head would be a good name for a barbershop

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2018 09:26 AM (wPiJc)

93 Beautiful morning outside. Cherry trees starting to bloom, tiny birds flitting about and chirping. Cool, 33 deg.

Easter is a wee bit early this year, between that and coolish weather, the dogwoods aren't blooming yet, but the grass has taken off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2018 09:26 AM (AI/Vm)

94 Why yes it is break time finishing off the coffee with a Clementine and breakfast bar

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 09:27 AM (aC6Sd)

95 finishing off the coffee with a Clementine
----------

*envisions Skip clubbing a cup of coffee*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2018 09:29 AM (qK7/b)

96 Don't forget that Judge in California thinks coffee in dangerous and needs a warning. A little box on the side of the cup with those cute little sayings about how it will kill you soon.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 09:31 AM (JYJCX)

97 88 Just this morning she commented that all Camera Hogg was doing was making people want to buy more guns.

Retired Buckeye Cop, it ain't just her. Feb. 2018 had the second most NICS background checks in history.

I have 3 different friends who long thought me a bit nutso for owning guns, that over the last decade now luv their firearm collections.

TFG, the greatest firearms salesman in US history.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2018 09:33 AM (0ogQG)

98 14 year old had a good one last night. The cat shows up everytime the dog begs for a treat. I usually call him Bernie then, since he want's free stuff without doing anything, but my son said it was just part of the #Meowtoo movement.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2018 09:34 AM (CAKgV)

99 Don't forget that Judge in California thinks coffee in dangerous and needs a warning. A little box on the side of the cup with those cute little sayings about how it will kill you soon.
Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 09:31 AM (JYJCX)

My doctor tried to tell me I shouldn't drink coffee, and I told her I need at least one vice.

Posted by: ALH at March 31, 2018 09:34 AM (9RjeI)

100 I'd rather have beer-flavored Peeps.

Posted by: jim at March 31, 2018 09:35 AM (gjGvH)

101 78 The MIL is visiting this weekend. Fixing to show her the town, as much as those almost 85 yr old feet can walk.

Posted by: ALH at March 31, 2018 09:17 AM (9Rjes

Get her a bad motor scooter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2018 09:36 AM (3Pma+)

102 I don't understand why so many people haven't kept up with the science. Coffee (without crap in it) is good for you, not bad. Helps prevent alzheimers and parkinsons plus plus.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2018 09:36 AM (CAKgV)

103 There used to be a street sign along the road heading into Ithaca, NY with Hogg Hallow pointing off the main road. Gone now, probably in some students dorm room at Cornell or Ithaca College.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 09:37 AM (JYJCX)

104 Oh well back to my hole, almost done digging, next is when to do the deed.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 09:39 AM (aC6Sd)

105 https://nypost.com/2018/03/30/ drinking-several-coffees-a-day-could-lower-risk-of-heart-disease/


From yesterday's NYP. Coffee helps with heart disease too.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2018 09:40 AM (CAKgV)

106 Speaking of coffee, does anyone know the name of the conservative coffee company that sells by mail? Time to try them.

Posted by: chicagolurker at March 31, 2018 09:46 AM (AXEnn)

107 Why yes it is break time finishing off the coffee with a Clementine and breakfast bar
Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 09:27 AM (aC6Sd)


Oh, My Darling . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2018 09:48 AM (2K6fY)

108 Speaking of coffee, does anyone know the name of the conservative coffee company that sells by mail?

Black Rifle Coffee...For The WIN.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 31, 2018 09:48 AM (j9KK9)

109 Yeah! Thank you!

Posted by: chicagolurker at March 31, 2018 09:49 AM (AXEnn)

110 Speaking of coffee, does anyone know the name of the conservative coffee company that sells by mail? Time to try them.
Posted by: chicagolurker at March 31, 2018 09:46 AM


Black Rifle Coffee is one. Good service and I've enjoyed everything I've tried from them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2018 09:50 AM (DMUuz)

111 Just checked the tail-end of the Good Friday ONT, since when I checked in late it was boiling.

I don't suppose it matters much at this point, but we had a commenter go wild (foYMy) - see #752 for example.

I think he also blew the margins.

FWIW.
________________________

GOOOOOD MORNING AoSHQ!

Posted by: mindful webworker - with eyes wide-crossed at March 31, 2018 09:50 AM (Q1QrS)

112 'Mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 09:51 AM (MVjcR)

113 chicagolurker. Black Rifle also sells through Amazon.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 31, 2018 09:52 AM (N3JsI)

114 /Yells...

GOOD MORNING NEVER HILLARY LAND!!!!!!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2018 09:52 AM (NgKpN)

115 TFG, the greatest firearms salesman in US history.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2018 09:33 AM


Here, hold my f*cking beer ...

Posted by: Camera Hogg at March 31, 2018 09:53 AM (DMUuz)

116 David Hogg or Wesley Crusher, which is the most annoying media creation?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 09:55 AM (PMIYQ)

117 Thanks you Never Enough Caffeine (very fitting). I'll check that out.

Posted by: chicagolurker at March 31, 2018 09:56 AM (AXEnn)

118 David Hogg or Wesley Crusher, which is the most annoying media creation?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 09:55 AM

David Hogg. The latter stops existing when you shut the TV off.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 09:57 AM (G8B7r)

119 These days, he keeps the Playboys and ashtrays in the back room for the regulars. Illegal to smoke indoors in NY but he's a fahgeddaboudit kind of guy. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

Steyn: "When Frank died and the networks dusted off their old footage of him and Dean on stage, tumblers in hand, wreathed in smoke, the announcers all but prefaced the clips with "Don't try this at home, boys and girls".

The assumption is that Rat Pack fever is ironic and post-modern, as practically everything is these days. But, from my own unscientific survey, I'd say latter-day Rat Pack fans, rebelling against parents who've inflicted Phil Collins and Sting on them for 20 years, dig these boys for real. Any irony is a cover: they'd love to be able to smoke and booze it up like Frank and Dino, but they know, sadly, that guys will never be allowed to have that much fun again."

Sadz!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 31, 2018 09:59 AM (Ndje9)

120 Looks like someone beat you to the Hogg "Hold My Beer" thing and was considerate of the fact Hogg is too young to drink to drive the point home how much a child Hogg still is. And it has a Gaylord comparison for the win.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc3wb7g6

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:01 AM (PMIYQ)

121 White devils have decimated the prairie crawfish population with deadly cigarettes, cheap beer, and Cajun seasonings.

Posted by: Lizzy Squawnto Warren at March 31, 2018 10:02 AM (bJ0w+)

122 I really like the Walmart wedding story. I should save it for the next time someone sneers at Walmart, since they will be torn. On the one hand, wedding at Walmart; on the other, lesbians get married.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 10:03 AM (G8B7r)

123 ...my son said it was just part of the #Meowtoo movement.
Posted by: dagny


THAAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: humorless outraged #metoo feministas at March 31, 2018 10:04 AM (Q1QrS)

124 The packaging on the k-cups is genius. I was just going to buy the whole beans, but can't pass up the individual ones.

Posted by: chicagolurker at March 31, 2018 10:04 AM (AXEnn)

125 Oh well back to my hole, almost done digging, next is when to do the deed.

Posted by: Skip Go Cat


Are you digging an outhouse ?

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2018 10:05 AM (y1BrX)

126 119 Let the record show that Dino was mostly drinking tea during his act.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2018 10:05 AM (0ogQG)

127 The assumption is that Rat Pack fever is ironic and post-modern, as practically everything is these days. But, from my own unscientific survey, I'd say latter-day Rat Pack fans, rebelling against parents who've inflicted Phil Collins and Sting on them for 20 years, dig these boys for real. Any irony is a cover: they'd love to be able to smoke and booze it up like Frank and Dino, but they know, sadly, that guys will never be allowed to have that much fun again."

Sadz!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 31, 2018 09:59 AM

I like Mark Steyn, but he should lay off Phil Collins. My folks like Frank and Dino, and they think Collins is good, too. Bonus points for collecting Alamo artifacts!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 10:11 AM (G8B7r)

128 It is now being reported that the PRC space station Tiangong-1 will crash to Earth on 1 April at 1400 UTC +/- 16 hours.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78604

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:11 AM (PMIYQ)

129 So, the laundry room jackhammering is going well. Mr D got on it first thing this morning and he's managed to hit the sewer line and the cold water pipe, so the plumber now gets to replace three things instead of one.

Cha-ching!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 10:11 AM (SRarZ)

130 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2018 08:58 AM (5y11N)
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Considering it is Easter she probably had a week off scheduled considering how Religous she is

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 31, 2018 10:15 AM (y3aQB)

131 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:11 AM (PMIYQ)
---
The Skylab is falling! The Skylab is falling!

*flails*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2018 10:15 AM (qJtVm)

132 *hands Eris a mace to go with the flail*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:16 AM (PMIYQ)

133 1 to 3" of snow tomorrow, and several nights in the low 20s next week.
Thank you President Trump for fixing global warming.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 10:18 AM (bT8Z4)

134 129 So, the laundry room jackhammering is going well. Mr D got on it first thing this morning and he's managed to hit the sewer line and the cold water pipe, so the plumber now gets to replace three things instead of one.

Cha-ching!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 10:11 AM (SRarZ)

STOP THE HAMMERING!!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 31, 2018 10:19 AM (ywNoU)

135 Let the record show that Dino was mostly drinking tea during his act.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2018 10:05 AM

I heard a really good interview with Jerry Lewis in which he said that Dean wasn't a partier. He stayed in the hotel reading or chatting with the people who worked there.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 10:19 AM (G8B7r)

136 +/- 16 hours?

What is this? A cable company?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

137 Whoever is feeding Camera Hogg his lines of hate is probably guilty of child abuse.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 10:20 AM (bT8Z4)

138 Don't worry, Larry. The hammering has stopped.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 10:20 AM (SRarZ)

139 *hands Eris a mace to go with the flail*

Sigh. They always expect the woman in the group to be the cleric

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2018 10:21 AM (6FqZa)

140 Dino had apple juice in his glass a lot of times.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2018 10:21 AM (89T5c)

141 138 Don't worry, Larry. The hammering has stopped.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 10:20 AM (SRarZ)

THERE'S INSANITY IN MY EARPIECE!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 31, 2018 10:21 AM (ywNoU)

142 129 So, the laundry room jackhammering is going well. Mr D got on it first thing this morning and he's managed to hit the sewer line and the cold water pipe, so the plumber now gets to replace three things instead of one.

Cha-ching!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 10:11 AM (SRarZ)did he hit it before or after he turned the water off?
my brother started the simple....let's re-do our bathroom project....but such things are never simple.....now he has no exterior wall....the framing was rotted out.....budget is blown out of the water....city is involved with permits....he and his family are showering at the gym.........the week long job has been going on for over a month.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 31, 2018 10:22 AM (0O7c5)

143 Thank you President Trump for fixing global warming.

It's because he hasn't yet built The Wall.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2018 10:23 AM (6FqZa)

144 The packaging on the k-cups is genius.Posted by: chicagolurker at March 31, 2018 10:04 AM (AXEnn)

I love the Coffee or Die ammo can. We had to get one.

Posted by: April at March 31, 2018 10:23 AM (e8PP1)

145 Ay Carumba, Danger Girl !

Strength and patience be with you in these troubled times.

*goes back to working on kitchen electricity, as Mrs Eez tears out more of the downstairs bathroom*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 31, 2018 10:23 AM (Mbmmf)

146 140 Dino had apple juice in his glass a lot of times.

_______________________________________

And in their bottles on stage. They couldn't sing when drinking alcohol. It dried out their throat and vocal cords.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 31, 2018 10:23 AM (arhmY)

147 *arches an eyebrow while checking the edge on a one-and-a-half handed sword*

Next will be to ensure my +4 longbow is strung properly before verifying being fully conversant on Cure Light Wound.

Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:24 AM (PMIYQ)

148 a jackhammer is a last resort for cleaning out a sewer line.

maybe try Citrucel in the diet instead? /s

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 10:25 AM (bT8Z4)

149 did he hit it before or after he turned the water off?


He turned off the water before he started with the jackhammer, thank goodness. The plumber is like, "uh, you sort of defeated the purpose of having the water on to find the original leak."

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 10:26 AM (SRarZ)

150 The packaging on the k-cups is genius.

Yes, Angela White is quite attractive.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at March 31, 2018 10:26 AM (MTjNd)

151 >>>>>Dino had apple juice in his glass a lot of times.


Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2018 10:21 AM
.
.
.He would always be drinking hard liquor when he went on the Johnny Carson show.

Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 31, 2018 10:26 AM (+Dllb)

152 Not checked yet, did anyone win the Mega Millions?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:27 AM (PMIYQ)

153 Saw Peter Wolf -- front man for the J. Geils Band -- last night. He still brings it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2018 10:28 AM (pV/54)

154 Black Rifle Coffee, looking at Google I see a coffee shop almost around the corner serves and sells it. It kind of a new age place, and never stopped.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 10:29 AM (JYJCX)

155 Black Rifle "Caffeinated As Fuck" is my favorite

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 31, 2018 10:30 AM (FTPVM)

156 83 Just had a couple of handsome deer wander across the lawn...Always wonder how they keep warm with out coats and hats.


3 hours in a 275 degree oven should do it.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 31, 2018 10:31 AM (YILzG)

157 1 person 500 mil richer today

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 31, 2018 10:31 AM (FTPVM)

158 Just replacing well pipe connection, all done the digging part, next is pulling pump again, breaking the old connection somehow and replacing it which in theory I have all the parts needed.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:32 AM (aC6Sd)

159 True Pundit now reporting that it's official: Laura Ingraham is stepping down from her show; Fox News replacing her with guest hosts.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 31, 2018 10:33 AM (EKvBl)

160 I see the msm is crowing that because of the Camera hogg and inghram dispute, Fox is done as a news network.

Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 31, 2018 10:33 AM (+Dllb)

161 Heard that Dino in his last days could be found at the Hamburger Hamlet's bar just off Ventura blvd drinking for reals.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at March 31, 2018 10:33 AM (2Yv/A)

162 Just replacing well pipe connection, all done the digging part, next is pulling pump again, breaking the old connection somehow and replacing it which in theory I have all the parts needed.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:32 AM (aC6Sd)

"in theory"

Posted by: BignJames at March 31, 2018 10:33 AM (0+nbW)

163 *checks numbers*

Well I have enough winnings for two gallons of gas...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:34 AM (PMIYQ)

164
Black Rifle Coffee, looking at Google I see a coffee shop almost around
the corner serves and sells it. It kind of a new age place, and never
stopped.


Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 10:29 AM (JYJCX)

Maybe those deer I saw in my yard this am were headed there. They were going in that direction.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 10:34 AM (JYJCX)

165 did he hit it before or after he turned the water off?
my brother started the simple....let's re-do our bathroom project....but such things are never simple.....now he has no exterior wall....the framing was rotted out.....budget is blown out of the water....city is involved with permits....he and his family are showering at the gym.........the week long job has been going on for over a month.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 31, 2018 10:22 AM

Does your brother work at a kitchen and bath contract house? I believe he was in charge of my three-day update that had me showering at the state park for three weeks.

And in December I found the hole he made in the furnace room (behind the furnace) to reach the pipe he hadn't secured before putting up the tile. I discovered the loose pipe, the stopper not working (which led him under the house where his assistant realized his welding job was leaking), and finally the fact that he didn't grout the top of the tile (or even trim the mesh).

And the man is still employed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 10:34 AM (G8B7r)

166 Fucking Boulder County. Only Black Rifle coffee-dealer is Kinsco all the way down 1456 Skyway Drive in Longmont.

Longmont has a lot of coffee shops but they are all SJW. Vita Bella had a flier for the gun grab circle jerk and Javastop has flyers boasting it a "Safe Space". Don't get me started on Boulder and Loserville

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2018 10:34 AM (6FqZa)

167 "So, the laundry room jackhammering is going well. Mr D got on it first thing this morning and..."
----

This didn't go where I thought it would go.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2018 10:35 AM (qJtVm)

168 102 I don't understand why so many people haven't kept up with the science. Coffee (without crap in it) is good for you, not bad.

Tell it, brother! The coffee goes in the crap!

Posted by: civit kitteh at March 31, 2018 10:35 AM (YILzG)

169 Alright, off for my first pedi of the season.

Behave, everyone.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2018 10:35 AM (qJtVm)

170 *giggles*

Ah um different sort of eerly morning hammering there Eris

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:36 AM (PMIYQ)

171 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 31, 2018 10:34 AM (PMIYQ)

That's a fine hash right there. Wear that one proudly.

I'm imagining one of the little Fisher Price cars that you kick around like Fred Flintstone.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 10:36 AM (y87Qq)

172 Looks like Ingraham is being "temporarily suspended" Not sure yet if she's done at Fox News.

Well that didn't take long.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 31, 2018 10:36 AM (EKvBl)

173 True Pundit now reporting that it's official: Laura Ingraham is stepping down from her show;

Y...you mean that apologising to lying SJWs doesn't appease them, but just proves to the general population that the leftists were in the right?

Imagine if someone had published a book explaining all this!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2018 10:36 AM (6FqZa)

174 wait that's not even the hash wtf am I looking at

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 10:37 AM (y87Qq)

175 I got a cat about to .......
throw up

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:38 AM (aC6Sd)

176 wait that's not even the hash wtf am I looking at
Posted by: hogmartin


Whoa *koff* whoa, that's heavy.

Posted by: greg johnson at March 31, 2018 10:38 AM (6FqZa)

177 "With surprises like that, who needs a birthday party ?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 31, 2018 10:39 AM (Mbmmf)

178 I saw the sidebar item about Meryl Streep getting the role of Princess/General Leia. I won't see unless I'm playing the role of Opa.. Granddaughter number one is a fan.
But why don't they do away with the pretense and rename the character Princess/General Meryl Streep With an Accent?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 31, 2018 10:39 AM (nBr1j)

179 Is Fox News still a thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2018 10:39 AM (yQpMk)

180 This didn't go where I thought it would go.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2018 10:35 AM (qJtVm)


Dear Penthouse Forum...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 10:39 AM (SRarZ)

181 159
True Pundit now reporting that it's official: Laura Ingraham is stepping
down from her show; Fox News replacing her with guest hosts.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 31, 2018 10:33 AM

Please tell me that it's an April Fools.

This isn't my America.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 31, 2018 10:40 AM (0/B0s)

182 Meh Ingraham is mediocre at best on Fox.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 31, 2018 10:40 AM (FTPVM)

183 I told WeaselWoman I'd work on the front yard today - cleaning up the winter detritus. Frankly not all that motivated. Should've never fired the Mexicans.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 10:41 AM (MVjcR)

184 F' n bastards, I like Laura, sometimes get to listen to her radio show but never saw her tv show as its on later

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:41 AM (aC6Sd)

185 Is Fox News still a thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2018 10:39 AM (yQpMk)

I do check it out once in awhile, but not nearly as often as I use to. Don't expect much when I do.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 10:41 AM (JYJCX)

186
You want the old Fox News
You will settle for CBS
You will get MSNBC

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2018 10:41 AM (yQpMk)

187 . "So, the laundry room jackhammering is going well. Mr D got on it first thing this morning and..."
----

This didn't go where I thought it would go


I'm waiting to hear more of the story. It's been thrilling so far.

Posted by: A Plumber at March 31, 2018 10:42 AM (IcT7t)

188 Looks like Ingraham is being "temporarily suspended" Not sure yet if she's done at Fox News.

Well that didn't take long.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 31, 2018 10:36 AM (EKvBl)

For what? Making mild fun of Hogg child?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 31, 2018 10:42 AM (nBr1j)

189 Good morning all. Amusing myself this am between keeping granddog from playing with the resident dog and cat (who are not amused by that baby) and reading the Politico Mag article about a reporter from Indiana in Clinton Country. Goodness, what parochial smugness.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/ 2018/03/30/ red-blue-america-clinton-trump- country-217760 (remove spaces, bitly is not working for me currently)


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 31, 2018 10:43 AM (MIKMs)

190 Anytime there is a house project try to get everything you think you need, but like any military plan it can all go to hell quickly.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:44 AM (aC6Sd)

191 Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 31, 2018 10:21 AM (ywNoU)
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Okay, now that I have wiped the sprayed coffee off my keyboard, GM all.

Posted by: BebeDahl at March 31, 2018 10:44 AM (yNyJy)

192 Black Rifle covfefe, laundry room jackhammering, and a fine spring morning
Life is good!!

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 31, 2018 10:44 AM (FTPVM)

193 next is pulling pump again, breaking the old connection somehow and replacing it which in theory I have all the parts needed.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats!

how deep is your well?

Mine was 100', put the pump at 92' using sections of PVC, which my driller said he liked better than running the poly.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 10:44 AM (bT8Z4)

194 I'd cut off my left ear to get people to listen about gun control.

Posted by: David Gogh at March 31, 2018 10:45 AM (fZlu3)

195 Hillary is surely the Super Clap of the political world. No conventional medicine gets rid of her-not even multiple humiliating defeats, nor embarrassing falls.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 31, 2018 10:45 AM (nBr1j)

196 F' n bastards, I like Laura, sometimes get to listen to her radio show but never saw her tv show as its on later
Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:41 AM (aC6Sd)


That's probably why you like her. I listen to the radio pogcats off and on and have never seen the TV show and I think she's OK. People who only watch the TV show seem to have a much lesser opinion of her.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 10:45 AM (y87Qq)

197 ABC, nbc, cbs, msnbc, foxnews, etc......all CFR
***removes tin foil hat***

Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2018 10:46 AM (kufk0)

198 Looks like Ingraham is being "temporarily suspended" Not sure yet if she's done at Fox News.

-
For insulting the little Nazi c*nt or for apologizing to him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2018 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)

199 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 31, 2018 09:59 AM

I like Mark Steyn, but he should lay off Phil Collins. My folks like Frank and Dino, and they think Collins is good, too. Bonus points for collecting Alamo artifacts!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 10:11 AM (G8B7r)


Steyn isn't going to lie to anyone, just to avoid ill feelings.

Collins sux so hard, he's practically the end of Western Civilization, all by himself.

Sting is just a pretentious douchebag, on the other hand.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 10:46 AM (Pz4pT)

200
I suspect the Ingraham story will take 24-48 hours for the truth. Most likely the leftists have begun a mass threat of violence against her and Fox is watching out for her safety.

Violence and threats of violence. It's what the left does.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 31, 2018 10:47 AM (LOgQ4)

201 Sting is just a pretentious douchebag, on the other hand.
=====

I remember seeing him in a guest spot where he was playing and singing acoustic. He was really laughing at himself and very accomplished.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 31, 2018 10:48 AM (MIKMs)

202 My pump is down 149 feet, replaced that last Monday, its the top connection I have to replace which requires breaking it ( well installers suggestion) or grinding it off somehow. Then installing new connection, connecting pipe , and dropping well pump into new connection.
Seems easy.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:49 AM (aC6Sd)

203 Anytime there is a house project try to get everything you think you need, but like any military plan it can all go to hell quickly.
Posted by: Skip
------------

No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2018 10:49 AM (58eZn)

204 Is Fox News still a thing?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2018 10:39 AM (yQpMk)


It seems so quaint to me, so early 00s.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 10:49 AM (Pz4pT)

205 I hardly watch my DISH connection now that I have fiber. And I barely even bother to watch more than a few clips of Fox. I used to record the morning and evening shows and FF through them for bits I wanted to hear.

But that is pathetic Ingraham is stepping down over the Hogg thing, though I never even listened to it. Maybe Fox demanded she grovel more and she walked away.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 10:49 AM (bT8Z4)

206
3 hours in a 275 degree oven should do it.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 31, 2018 10:31 AM (YILzG)

They will be warm and quite chewey after 3 hours.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2018 10:50 AM (3Pma+)

207 how deep is your well?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 10:44 AM


Hey, that's our song!

Posted by: Bee Gees at March 31, 2018 10:52 AM (DMUuz)

208 181
Please tell me that it's an April Fools.

This isn't my America.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 31, 2018 10:40 AM (0/B0s)


1. April Fools is tomorrow.

2. It is now.

Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2018 10:52 AM (sdi6R)

209 Not to worry though, the network says they're replacing her next week with "a great lineup of guest hosts", none of whom will now dare to do the slightest thing that will cause a controversy for spineless Fox News management.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 31, 2018 10:52 AM (EKvBl)

210 >>>Collins sux so hard, he's practically the end of Western Civilization, all by himself.


Stu. Stu. Stu. Stu and Studio...............

The thing I'm pissed off at Peter Gabriel the most for is giving us Collins.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2018 10:53 AM (3Pma+)

211 I just love PDT's "while we're on the subject" this morning. He's going after Bezos, Amazon and the Washington Post. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2018 10:53 AM (jm1YL)

212 I gave up on Fox some time ago, and quit listening to Breitbart recently. I read J.J. Sefton's post in the morning and figure you guys will let me know when it's time to start shooting.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 10:54 AM (MVjcR)

213 Collins deserves some love for all the work he did collecting the Alamo memorabilia, and then he donated it to the State.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2018 10:54 AM (V2Yro)

214 205 I hardly watch my DISH connection now that I have fiber.



Eat more cheese.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 31, 2018 10:54 AM (YILzG)

215 "requires breaking it ( well installers suggestion) or grinding it off somehow." skip

sounds a little tricky, but I can't picture it. I had to drill through the casing about three feet below ground and install pitless adapter (iirc) out the side, since I'm in a freeze zone. But sounds like you have it figured out. good luck

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 10:55 AM (bT8Z4)

216 Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird. It's a plain.
It's...
SUPER GONORRHEA!

Posted by: that film you had to watch in health class at March 31, 2018 10:56 AM (9Hjhc)

217 That Walmart Garden Center wedding story was sweet. Its nice to read something like that in the days of bridezillas who expect invitees to spend $$$ to attend some fancy resort wedding. Also nice that they like their co-workers that much.
If I were to get married I have a handful of co-workers I would be OK inviting, but I would probably pass because I'd feel like I had to invite all or none and some of them useful idiot lefties I would not want to risk marring my day, and they would talk politics with an assumption that everyone was leftist with them even at a wedding.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at March 31, 2018 10:57 AM (84F5k)

218 Picked a bad weekend to do this, so thinking waiting until Monday after work we can keep limping along turning water on and off as needed for another day or two.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 10:58 AM (aC6Sd)

219 Collins sux so hard, he's practically the end of Western Civilization, all by himself.
------------------------------------

Stu. Stu. Stu. Stu and Studio...............

The thing I'm pissed off at Peter Gabriel the most for is giving us Collins.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2018 10:53 AM (3Pma+)


The thing about Peter Gabriel is, he wasn't any less pretentious and prone to massive ego than anyone else, but he just happened to have some real artistic genius.

If you look at his career, both during and after Genesis, it's filled with a lot of crap, around the stuff that is brilliant.

Collins is just a guy who knew how to milk the marketplace. I don't hold it against him. I know some people who are old enough to remember the Genesis transition, from Gabriel to Collins, probably view it differently, but I had to go back and discover Genesis, when they had purpose and meaning, because I only ever knew them as a pathetic pop band.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 10:58 AM (Pz4pT)

220 Speaking of "not my America", yesterday SpaceX launched 10 Iridium communications satellites. It was the fifth such launch. They carry a rocketcam on the second stage to observe the deployment of the satellites. It's basically a GoPro camera or similar.

The Federal agency NOAA ruled that they had to end their webcast as soon as they reached orbit, because NOAA has authority over "Earth imaging" carried out by non-governmental entities.

Of course, Russia, China, Japan, India, or anyone else could launch a rocket with a rocketcam, not to mention actual spy satellites, and there isn't a damn thing NOAA can do about it. Their ruling only applies to American companies.

Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2018 11:00 AM (sdi6R)

221 I gave up on Fox some time ago, and quit listening to Breitbart recently. I read J.J. Sefton's post in the morning and figure you guys will let me know when it's time to start shooting.
Posted by: Weasel
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You won't know if you're outside doing yard work!!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2018 11:00 AM (kufk0)

222 So Laura is out at Fox. Not surprised. She is no Tucker.

Posted by: Monk at March 31, 2018 11:01 AM (GJnhB)

223 I gave up on Fox some time ago, and quit listening to Breitbart recently. I read J.J. Sefton's post in the morning and figure you guys will let me know when it's time to start shooting.
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 10:54 AM (MVjcR)


Pretty much, yeah.

I don't speak for anyone but me, but life sure does seem more peaceful, not having exposure 24/7 to the "news" cycle.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 11:01 AM (Pz4pT)

224 You won't know if you're outside doing yard work!!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2018 11:00 AM (kufk0)
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You're right! I'd better take frequent breaks.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 11:01 AM (MVjcR)

225 Have another plumbing leak problem I'm looking at, the old water softener connection valve is leaking fairly badly. I use it as a shut off valve so should replace it with a new shut off valve.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 11:02 AM (aC6Sd)

226 And now we wait for the plumber.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 31, 2018 11:02 AM (SRarZ)

227 Wait, Wesley Crusher got Laura Ingraham fired?

Okay, but it seems Laura got herself stuck in that tarbaby. (dasrasssis) Dumb. Shallow. Careless.

She's okay most of the time. I can take or leave her. Don't care about Fox or her leaving, really. I'm post-tv culture long time.

My real concern is that Comrade Wesley has tasted blood. Like other wild critters, he and his pack will have to be put down immediately before they strike again. Politically speaking.

Posted by: mindful webworker - relic of a past millennium at March 31, 2018 11:02 AM (Q1QrS)

228 Isn't this Hogg Tucker 18? Legal adult running his yap. He's fair game.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2018 11:04 AM (89T5c)

229 117 Thanks you Never Enough Caffeine (very fitting). I'll check that out.
Posted by: chicagolurker at March 31, 2018 09:56 AM (AXEnn)

Re: Black Rifle Coffee, check out their youtube channel. Really funny commercials, moron-worthy.

Posted by: Miss Sippi at March 31, 2018 11:04 AM (cdJpk)

230 Speaking of "not my America", yesterday SpaceX launched 10 Iridium communications satellites. It was the fifth such launch. They carry a rocketcam on the second stage to observe the deployment of the satellites. It's basically a GoPro camera or similar.

The Federal agency NOAA ruled that they had to end their webcast as soon as they reached orbit, because NOAA has authority over "Earth imaging" carried out by non-governmental entities.

Of course, Russia, China, Japan, India, or anyone else could launch a rocket with a rocketcam, not to mention actual spy satellites, and there isn't a damn thing NOAA can do about it. Their ruling only applies to American companies.
Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2018 11:00 AM (sdi6R)


I can't think of any reason why I should care about rockets and space launches.

Once upon a time, we sent heroes up, and went to new worlds. Now we send technicians up to do the equivalent of HVAC repair.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 11:04 AM (Pz4pT)

231 you guys will let me know when it's time to start shooting.
Posted by: Weasel
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Pro Tip: Keep your powder dry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2018 11:04 AM (leCj4)

232 I don't speak for anyone but me, but life sure does seem more peaceful, not having exposure 24/7 to the "news" cycle.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 11:01 AM (Pz4pT)
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Absolutely more peaceful. I'm just not interested in anyone telling me what I constantly need to be outraged about.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 11:04 AM (MVjcR)

233 226. Reminds me of the Soviet joke. Punchline is 'Well, I'm trying to schedule with the plumber, you see.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:05 AM (fA1SL)

234 Tucker=Fucker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2018 11:05 AM (89T5c)

235 Is there any alternative to ignoring Hogg child? He needs to lose his unmerited platform.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 31, 2018 11:05 AM (nBr1j)

236 Plumbing problem day at the AoSHq, get you questions in

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 11:06 AM (aC6Sd)

237 227. Yes. Physical removal, so to speak.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:06 AM (fA1SL)

238 ''Re: Black Rifle Coffee, check out their youtube channel. Really funny commercials, moron-worthy.''

Having my two cups of C as F this morning. Have you seen their Christmas video? Funny as hell. Shooting targets to the tune of Christmas carols.

Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2018 11:06 AM (jm1YL)

239 Ingraham is Not done, she is taking a week off. probably scheduled week off

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 31, 2018 11:07 AM (y3aQB)

240 "I've read that groundhog tastes better than squirrel or rabbit, but I've never tried it.
Bunch of recipes here. Country-Style Groundhog sounds good"

I think all groundhog is country style. I mean, have you ever heard of New York style groundhog medallions in wine sauce? Outside of the moron cookbook, anyway...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 31, 2018 11:07 AM (3JQ/p)

241 I'll repeat my home.improvement advice. Get a range of bids from reputable contractors. Check over all elements, choose your best deal (money & time to complete). Pay deposit. Move self & valuables out to facilitate work.
Day three - torch the dump.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:07 AM (fA1SL)

242 Hired a plumber last week to install a new laundry tub and faucets and pipes etc. Fairly extensive amount of work. The two guys actually did a good job and knew what they were doing. Expensive of course, but not as bad as I expected. The one plumber has a BS degree, probably from some shit college and he discovered he made more money just doing plumbing, and paying off his student loan.

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 11:07 AM (JYJCX)

243 Good morning everyone! Almost Easter!! I almost feel sorry for Laura Ingram but she should have never apologized to that idiot diva.

Posted by: IC at March 31, 2018 11:08 AM (gcme+)

244 227. Yes. Physical removal, so to speak.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

The NAP doesn't apply to commies.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 31, 2018 11:08 AM (9Hjhc)

245 Re the "cat's away" article:

He cheated on THAT?

Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2018 11:08 AM (sdi6R)

246 I get to replace all the pipes under the bathroom sink. Whoever installed it was an idiot. Caulking around all the pipe joints. Gah.

Posted by: Infidel at March 31, 2018 11:09 AM (a3OL0)

247 244. This guy. This guy gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:09 AM (fA1SL)

248 Posted by: Monk at March 31, 2018 11:01 AM (GJnhB)
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UM NO! does anyone here read the posts?? she is taking a week's vacation considering How Religous she is & it is Easter why do you think she took a week off ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 31, 2018 11:09 AM (y3aQB)

249 Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 10:34 AM (G8B7r)

no.....he is a leo.....he is really handy...has renovated the rest of his home with the help of his father in law....he hired it out because he needed it done by Easter....when the removed the tub...... it became a bigger deal...and the contractor subs are working different jobs....


Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 31, 2018 11:09 AM (0O7c5)

250 173 True Pundit now reporting that it's official: Laura Ingraham is stepping down from her show;

Y...you mean that apologising to lying SJWs doesn't appease them, but just proves to the general population that the leftists were in the right?

Imagine if someone had published a book explaining all this!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2018 10:36 AM

It actually doesn't prove the left is in the right. It just hammers home the fact that even nationally-known commentators suffer for pushing against the left, so the general population should keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 31, 2018 11:09 AM (G8B7r)

251 So much nostalgia in this thread my heart is aching. Top of the morning to you all.

Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2018 11:11 AM (QCc6B)

252 Re the "cat's away" article:

He cheated on THAT?
Posted by: rickl

His wife's a 10, but he cheated on her with an 11.5. Them Ruskies know how to live.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 31, 2018 11:12 AM (9Hjhc)

253 Isn't it Spring Break next week in the DC area?

Posted by: Infidel at March 31, 2018 11:12 AM (a3OL0)

254 I'll repeat my home.improvement advice. Get a range of bids from reputable contractors. Check over all elements, choose your best deal (money & time to complete). Pay deposit. Move self & valuables out to facilitate work.
Day three - torch the dump.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:07 AM (fA1SL)



Hmmm... I always wondered, how could I cash in on that sweet juicy homeowners policy, without endangering my cats.

I'll have to look in on this.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 11:13 AM (Pz4pT)

255 252. I keep telling you people - Slavic Master Race theory......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:13 AM (fA1SL)

256 http://bit.ly/2pSSRW0
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Ted Nugent calls out media picked Parkland Students 'They have no souls'

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 31, 2018 11:14 AM (y3aQB)

257 skip you should definitely replace it now.

bathroom nightmares continued since we all seem to be having issues ( spouse dealt with jackhammering same bathroom sewer lines a couple of years ago. NO Sewer connection for washing machine!: hot water tank connected by leaking galvanized piping, it connects all hot and cold water lines throughout, I had issue with toilet a couple of years ago and everyone here walked me through i, but at that point i was dealing with cpper and used compression fittings, Spouse is to sick to help at this point. but now i see pinhole squirting through a galvanized pipe in shower area traced it after tearing out walls, So I'm not familiar with poly pipe stuff which seems more user friendly anyone here can clue me in if i can use it with confidence?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:16 AM (eaoOY)

258 It would be a terrible thing if there was a concerted national effort to stigmatize, marginalize and boycott any college or university that admitted Camera Hogg.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 31, 2018 11:17 AM (fuBei)

259 Losing a dozen advertisers is a big effing deal. She should leave Fox News before they fire her, learn major lessons from this, and start a right wing Christian podcast/3 hour streaming show. She has enough money to be her own boss.

No need for her to be a corporate conservative unless she wants to be a slave.

Posted by: Monk at March 31, 2018 11:18 AM (GJnhB)

260 Laura Ingraham has never been the same since she contracted some weird kind of terminal cootie from Olbermann.

Posted by: Fritz at March 31, 2018 11:19 AM (bJ0w+)

261 Ingraham announced on air that she's taking a one week Easter vacation with her family, so the situation seems fluid.

Remember, the kid expected not only that Ingraham apologize to him, but like some Maoist flunky also demanded she denounce her employer Fox News.

So we're living in the midst of our very own Cultural Revolution.






Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 31, 2018 11:20 AM (EKvBl)

262 Coffee Causes Cancer, According to the State of California!


There that is a simplified version of all the headlines...

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 11:20 AM (JYJCX)

263 Life causes cancer.

Gah, I'm so tired of the food crusades.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 31, 2018 11:22 AM (MIKMs)

264 i do believe it is easter for Christians, Ingrahm i am guessing is such so is her taking a week off, amidst the crap show Fox is making her bow under a stupid decision?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:23 AM (eaoOY)

265 mustbe, i'm also not impressed by some of the new discoveries., i always figure there is an angle ,
Perhaps BIG TEA. LOL

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:24 AM (eaoOY)

266 Ingrahm i am guessing is such
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:23 AM (eaoOY)


Converted to Catholicism. And you know how they can be...

*ducks, runs*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 11:25 AM (y87Qq)

267 hog , er, was she of another tribe?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:26 AM (eaoOY)

268 267. Her name's Yorkshire limey, so ya know she had a rough childhood.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:27 AM (fA1SL)

269 hog , er, was she of another tribe?
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:26 AM (eaoOY)


A different flavor of Christian, I don't know which. She mentions converting fairly often, or at least she used to.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 11:27 AM (y87Qq)

270 i'm of low religious thinking i presume, i kinda do lump Christian to Christian even with their religious arguments, etc. same mashiach i think?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:29 AM (eaoOY)

271 She grew up in Glastonbury CT so I always assumed she was the WASPiest possible denomination there is.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 11:30 AM (y87Qq)

272 hog, okey, yeah,, so i imagine she would be thinking in her tradition this is an actual holiday also.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:30 AM (eaoOY)

273 hog, k, i got it.

so i personally am not teed off at her conduct, what's she supposed to do with fox not backing her up?

pitiful for all concerned.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:31 AM (eaoOY)

274 Cool thong is I should have all the parts and they didn't cost me a cent, except the solder

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 11:32 AM (aC6Sd)

275 Nood - heretics, heresy, and heathens

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:33 AM (fA1SL)

276 Offhand, I would guess that Ingram's week off coincides with her kids' spring break. Last week was ours.

My own impression is that Ingram is better being interviewed than interviewer. But, no doubt, others have other opinions.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 31, 2018 11:33 AM (MIKMs)

277 Ingram is a part of the cohort on the right that's not on the trolly. Depending on corporate advertises and progressive-controlled platforms may mean short term profits, but it's setting you up for a big fall.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 31, 2018 11:33 AM (9Hjhc)

278 Wel I'm making progress on my chores. Had a bowl of cereal and now I'm resting and thinking about getting the rake out.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 11:33 AM (MVjcR)

279 i kinda do lump to Christian even with their religious arguments, etc. same mashiach i think?
Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:29 AM (eaoOY)


Same, growing up in Grand Rapids MI. There are two functionally identical denominations of Dutch Protestant there that physicists can only distinguish from each other in purely theoretical terms but who have their own churches and schools and colleges and very politely loathe each other in a friendly neighborly way.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2018 11:34 AM (y87Qq)

280 skip, come help me when you're done! i look at the mess and freak out, i know i can figure it out, but having to do it by myself .. well srsly i'm just not trained for this crap.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:34 AM (eaoOY)

281 278 Wel I'm making progress on my chores. Had a bowl of cereal and now I'm resting and thinking about getting the rake out.
Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2018 11:33 AM (MVjcR)


You're ahead of me, then.

Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2018 11:35 AM (sdi6R)

282 278. Heh. Look, we all despise Trudeau, and we all know what has to be done. But ya don't just declare Day of the Rake unilaterally.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 31, 2018 11:36 AM (fA1SL)

283 Willow, plumbing isn't physically hard but takes practice. There are new options in piping connections besides sweating joints. Its a matter of cutting joints and slipping them together.

Posted by: Skip Go Cats! at March 31, 2018 11:39 AM (aC6Sd)

284 skip , srsly i have been hyperventilating at this job. seems yuge to me.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2018 11:46 AM (eaoOY)

285 Wales is the Florida of Great Britain.

Posted by: Gem at March 31, 2018 11:49 AM (XoAz8)

286 I'm not sure I find this funny: NY Post

A violent immigrant who humiliated federal agents by escaping custody at JFK Airport in a taxi three days ago was nabbed Friday afternoon sipping a cup of coffee in a Chicago Starbucks, law-enforcement sources and his barista told The Post.

They left out the word illegal....

Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2018 11:53 AM (JYJCX)

287 Quit taking my shit, hipsters!

Posted by: Civet Cat at March 31, 2018 11:53 AM (ws0+2)

288 was nabbed Friday afternoon sipping a cup of coffee in a Chicago Starbucks

Where else would you find such a shitheel?

Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2018 11:55 AM (ws0+2)

289 " The one plumber has a BS degree, probably from some shit college and he discovered he made more money just doing plumbing, and paying off his student loan."

I know a Ukrainian guy like that, he continues to "attend" school so that he can keep his student visa. Otherwise he will be deported. Excellent work though.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 31, 2018 12:09 PM (lD3vL)

290 Once upon a time, we sent heroes up, and went to new worlds. Now we send technicians up to do the equivalent of HVAC repair.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2018 11:04 AM (Pz4pT)
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Burt, every human endeavor worth undertaking here on Earth requires constant maintenance.

The people who go to space to battle entropy are fucking gladiators.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2018 12:26 PM (qJtVm)

291 " So I'm not familiar with poly pipe stuff which
seems more user friendly anyone here can clue me in if i can use it with
confidence?

Posted by: willow

I'd avoid the poly and go with PVC. PVC for drains is easy, but watch some you-tubes first. I used PEX for hot/cold water. I sweated a few copper pipes but not that confident in it. Larger supply lines from well I used 1 1/4" PVC. 1" PVC inside in main lines might be good, not sure on that. And there are different grades of PVC.

I've never had problems, but am not a plumber that could really give more refined answers. (schit runs downhill, but some slopes are better than others ... you might find an old guy with a backhoe to dig for a septic and foundation much cheaper than contracting out of the phone book. Some of those guys have done it 1000 times, assuming you are going to build in your pine forest)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2018 12:28 PM (bT8Z4)

292 The Gardening Thread is up. Or you can stick aroun here.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at March 31, 2018 12:34 PM (BVQ+1)

293 Way late, but since I started it...

That's a 20 yr.-old Steyn piece--maybe he's mellowed. I didn't know Collins was an Alamo patron--big bonus points! His newer Motown covers are pretty good.

Sting is talented and smart. I saw him do a Crossroads with Vince Gill that was decent. "Fields of Gold" is a great pop song. However, he lost big points with me for doing "Insh'allah" at the Bataclan reopening, basically a Islamo-"I Hope the Russians Love Their Children, Too". Wrong place, wrong time.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 31, 2018 05:04 PM (Ndje9)

294 I cannot believe 11 companies caved to that shitweasel Hogg and his cohorts over a butthurt tweet.

It makes me even more concerned about the country. I mean, how stupid is your CEO to fall for this? A teenager who got his feelings hurt?

This isn't about the actual gun issue. And do they realize that most of the people making calls aren't their customers, and probably still live at home because they are in high school, and they are just getting off on their power?

I mean, omg!! It's over a guy's hurt feelings. That's how they are deciding their advertising? And their company's image? If I was on their Board of Directors I would be furious. It calls into question their leadership's decision making abilities...and sanity.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 31, 2018 05:40 PM (9/OH8)

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