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In France, ISIS Gunman Killed After Supermarket "Siege"
You don't say. From Le Parisienne: he was yet another known wolf.
THE suspected ISIS gunman who was gunned down after killing three in a terrifying supermarket siege , according to police. The attacker, named by police as 26-year-old Redouane Lakdim, screamed "Vengeance for Syria!" before shooting at cops in Trebes, south-east of Toulouse. Police union official Yves Lefebvre confirmed Lakdim, who demanded the release of Paris attacker Salah Abdeslam, was killed moments after French President Emmanuel Macron confirmed a terror attack. ... Lakdim, of Moroccan origin, was known to the Directorate General of Homeland Security (DGSI), a police source told Le Parisien. He is reported to have been "very active" on jihadi online forums and was jailed in 2016 on drug-related offences. His neighbour described him as "calm and nice", adding that he would visit the local Mosque regularly.
This man of Moroccan origin was known by the French police and intelligence services. The suspect of three attacks perpetrated this Friday in L'aude has been identified. He would be Redouanne Lakdim, a man of Moroccan origin previously jailed and very active on Salfaist internet sites. He is suspected of having first attacked the occupants of a car in Carcassonne (aude), killing the passenger and wounding the driver, then wounding a CRS by gunfire before taking refuge in a Super U [supermarket] in Trebes [France], where he was gunned down by police after having himself killed at least two people. The man, 26, was being watched by the [DGSI], a source close to the case told The Parisien. Very active on the Salafist social networks, he had been incarcerated at Carcassonne in 2016, [for reasons we do not know.] However, Gerad Colomb said that was "known for the possession of narcotics and dealing." The Minister of the Interior added that "one couldn't say that he was known as a radical who would radicalize to actual action." Further, he was suspected of having traveled in Syria, but that is not yet confirmed. Witnesses reported that at the moment of taking hostages, he had claimed membership in ISIS [Daech, they say] and screamed [get this] "Allah Akbar." According to the Minister of the Interior, he "demanded the liberation of Salah Abdeslam [the ringleader/logistician of the Bataclan slaughter]...." The propaganda organ of ISIS had claimed responsibility for these attacks. "The man who led the attack at Trebes, in the south of France, is a soldier of ISIS, who acted in response to the call" of ISIS "to target the member countries of the coalition" united against ISIS, claimed the jihadists. ... Another neighbor, who knew the family very well, described the boy [their word] as someone who was "calm," "nice" and always with a kind word. The same person also said that the young man regularly visited the mosque. This "small time dealer" according to Gerard Collomb, "acted alone."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Johnny at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (7T51K)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (DQC26)
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Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (67Uov)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (LiyEm)
Tighten them up!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)
Well, at least he was being watched. *snark, if anyone had any doubt*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (U6XUk)
How many times will the public hear this same shit and not go to outrage?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (mpXpK)
Heard passing of this on early radio but everyone went to Omnibus so it was forgotten
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (aC6Sd)
But Trump did???
/starts to sing the World turned upside down....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (NgKpN)
serious, since all musims are not like that up until and probably after they start slitting throats, how do you keep muzscum off the swats and out of missile silos and everything else.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (DQC26)
How do you have all these "known" terrorists traipsing around the country and not give them a bus ticket back to hell?
Do they think they're going change their lives and sell almonds on the Rue Cler?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (67Uov)
Lakdim, of Moroccan origin, was known to the Directorate General of Homeland Security (DGSI), a police source told Le Parisien.
The list. Maybe the most important step.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Raquel Welch at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: IC at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: John Kerry at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (FZYNt)
neighbour: he was a quiet guy, kept mostly to himself
reporter: do you think he did it?
neighbour: mais oui. killing infidels was all he ever talked about.
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (DQC26)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (TWAQb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every chance you take
We'll be watching you
-The FBI
But, we won't do SQUAT!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: IC at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (hMwEB)
From Le Parisienne: he was yet another known wolf.
These known wolves are pretty good at sniffing out the known sheep.
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Batterup at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (txYuS)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: maddogg at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (l/Pix)
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For about a month now, there's been a billboard in the Cleveland area advertising an FBI Diversity Recruitment initiative.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Have I told ypu about my 20th level paladin? at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (c6UIl)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (2LelM)
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Well, feminine, so "La bucket of rocks".
Good guess? What do I win?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)
If France had adopted veganism that never would have happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (DQC26)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (VpIIl)
I read they even brought his mama to talk him down.
Posted by: IC at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (a0IVu)
His mom: "Go to allah, Redouane! You make Mama proud!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
Hurry! We still have three days!
Posted by: The Mosque
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)
Please note on this form which middle eastern country you will relocate to."
Israel missing from list....
Sorry, I denounce myself.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: GOP at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (mpXpK)
Until the government checks start bouncing
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hey, I heard the Mayor of London has some left over "Watching" signs that he can give to the French.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: IC at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
That's not good.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (QQ+il)
This "small time dealer" according to Gerard Collomb, "acted alone."
Sick of that "acted alone" b.s. Is his belief system something that he "alone" believed in?
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: sarahw at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (Ftuf+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)
[Outrageous French accent]
Ah am ZO alone. Ah zink ah will keel zone pipple.
[/Outrageous French accent]
Posted by: joncelli, because zoot alors! at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Batterup at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (txYuS)
Posted by: Every stupid Democrat in the us at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (QQ+il)
----------------------------Lol.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (rBnYq)
You don't say."
Not if you know what's good for you. Some things you just don't say.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (LiyEm)
Ah. "On the radar screen". Any "red flags"?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: John Kerry at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr)
If only he had taught his dog to give a nazi salute
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (IqV8l)
By "weird" I mean "obviously doesn't fit the narrative so won't be reported".
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (34sqP)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Le French at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Trump at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (r9UYA)
Middle Earth announces heavy tariffs on Narnian imports.
http://tinyurl.com/y8klbo8r
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM
seau de roches
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Your Average Policeman in Europe at March 23, 2018 04:07 PM (Fb9aZ)
TOTES lone wolf.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:07 PM (W+vEI)
Of course he was.
Posted by: girldog at March 23, 2018 04:08 PM (g5YYQ)
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Shows Up To Sing "Imagine" at March 23, 2018 04:08 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 04:08 PM (MVjcR)
I say, old chap, I visit Castle Anthrax because Zoot allures ...
Posted by: Sir Lancelot at March 23, 2018 04:08 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:09 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:09 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Mainah at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (CClpm)
As long as Steevy-Poo Colbert wasn't hurt, it's OK.
He's French, yah hey.
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (RuIsu)
By "weird" I mean "obviously doesn't fit the narrative so won't be reported".
Posted by: Sharkman
Well done!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (lKyWE)
Sadly this is true.
Posted by: girldog at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (g5YYQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (W+vEI)
--EU Leadership
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Kinda depressing day of news. GOP votes to become a minority, Trump signs his own impeachment warrant, planned parenthood and islam continue in the quest to destroy humanity.
Mais, c'est vendredi. Acclamations!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (r+sAi)
Pistols.
Posted by: maddogg at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (l/Pix)
How do you say Bucket of Rocks in French???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)
pomme de terre
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Per Geraldo, it's France's fault - this was caused by their colonization of N. Africa.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (W+vEI)
Seriously?!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (rznWS)
#TheyAlwaysKnow
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (7N09i)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (VpIIl)
*golf clap*
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (hMwEB)
By "weird" I mean "obviously doesn't fit the narrative so won't be reported".
Posted by: Sharkman
Well done!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM
Whoa...pst shit like this in Scotland and its out of the pan and into the fire.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (LiyEm)
Things could have been much different.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (yG6Vk)
The same person also said that the young man regularly visited the mosque.
Wait - was he calm and nice, or did he regularly visit the mosque? Make up your mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (YqDXo)
Clearly evil done by a non white person is caused by some previous evil by a white person. The noble savage cannot be at fault. They were corrupted by zionism and colonialism and oppression by white men.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Shows Up To Sing "Imagine" at March 23, 2018 04:08 PM
You know they're rolling the pianos out into the streets already. Invest in candle futures, frenchies.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (z79tQ)
By "weird" I mean "obviously doesn't fit the narrative so won't be reported".
Posted by: Sharkman
If Sessions FBI was involved it's buried in the pillow vault.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (r9UYA)
Per Geraldo, it's France's fault - this was caused by their colonization of N. Africa.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (W+v
someone should tell Jeraldo that North Africa and France were colonized at the same time by the same people originally.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (ECLaL)
84 How do you say "David Hogg" in French?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM
Dog taint.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (JNTt1)
People like Geraldo always think we(the West) have it coming.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (LiyEm)
He needs to go back to Puerto Rico and hang some electrical wires or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (KP5rU)
Clearly evil done by a non white person is caused by some previous evil by a white person. The noble savage cannot be at fault. They were corrupted by zionism and colonialism and oppression by white men.
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And obviously, murder and terror is an appropriate and proportional response.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
How does one kill an "After Supermarket 'Siege'?"
Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (rznWS)
I thought a siege was when you surrounded something.
This dude was IN the Supermercadeau....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Zombie Dickens at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (EzdLW)
Per Geraldo, it's France's fault - this was caused by their colonization of N. Africa.
Posted by: Lizzy
Hell, Africa colonized the rest of the Earth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (LWu6U)
This is the kind of dimwit mindset that treats all religions as equivalent. "Its like going to church, right? derp derpity derp"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Your Average Frenchman at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (Fb9aZ)
Boy walks like he's crippled. Bad hips or knees or both.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (ATVNj)
Yes, he was babbling on about this during breaking news when there still weren't a lot of details. But they had just reported the attacker's ISIS remarks.
Idiotic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Per Geraldo, it's France's fault - this was caused by their colonization of N. Africa.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (W+vEI)
They've never forgiven the French for shooting the nose off the sphinx
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
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The David slays Goliath Plan
Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Boy walks like he's crippled. Bad hips or knees or both.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Anal worms.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (TUUTu)
133 129 Of course I mean the left.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM
You had me at "People like Geraldo"
*fist bump*
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (aC6Sd)
I saw Geraldo walking on the Fox set the other day.
Boy walks like he's crippled. Bad hips or knees or both.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (ATVNj)
Sea legs. He has a sailing yacht, you know. If you don't know about it, he'll tell you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Twatter tags at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: "Rev." Al Sharpton at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (O5Q3r)
Muslims are highly prone to terrorism. It's nothing we did, except exist. When are we (the West) going to put away childish things and deal with this problem in an adult way, viz., recognizing where and how the problem arises?
I have the same problem with liberals squawking about incarceration rates of blacks. They seem to think people get incarcerated on a whim. The rate at which a demographic gets incarcerated is largely determined by the crime rate of the demographic.
Proof? What is the difference in the incarceration rates of men vs. women? Does it reflect rampant sexism? No. It reflects propensity for criminal activity.
Simple, really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM
Well, if he succeeds I might watch him again.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (H80UQ)
Exactly. If you buy into their demented worldview, there's a clear racist strain in their thinking: this is the only response those kind of people are able to give. Its the best we can expect from them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
How about some Tartare ? I'm making a comeback
Posted by: Old Nag at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (r9UYA)
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All quiet on the Austin antifa front, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March
well, more likely the smart ones said this is a shithole I am leaving. Was not like africa had a plan to send people out. they left because it sucked.
Similar to how everyone in eastern europe left when they could.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (MTjB1)
My senators canceled each other out. So, I pretty much was not represented.
Of course, somebody has to cancel out Mur-cokesoon-ski. But still, would be nice if we could just figure out what Alaskans want and then have that taken care of in the Senate.
It's not like our one congressman is going to make any difference.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
And my wife sometimes wonders why I am always carrying.
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (gbWkA)
I call it 'packing'.
Posted by: Peter North at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM (mpXpK)
Should have just let the Nazis have Europe. They could deal with this shit. Couldn't have turned out any different.
Um, no. The Arabs liked the Nazis. Had some common ground.
Posted by: history at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM
The only way he'll do that is if Shep's wearing them.
Posted by: Old Nag at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM (VWsDy)
Boy walks like he's crippled. Bad hips or knees or both.
Probably needs a butt plug adjustment.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 23, 2018 04:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:19 PM (FZYNt)
Well and as bicentennialguy points out, even if it was a response based on just anger at our evil deeds, what they are doing is still wrong because its just an evil act. No matter what your grievance is, or how just your outrage, some acts negate any righteousness you once had.
If someone cuts you off in traffic, its not unreasonable to be annoyed, but you become the bad guy when you road rage on the guy. You lose any moral authority you once may have had.
And they don't even have that excuse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:19 PM (39g3+)
They can both DIAF
My congressman is a new but reliable CoC cuck who also voted Yes
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:19 PM (hMwEB)
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.
.This can't possibly be true. I have been assured time and again that the religion of peace forbids it's member from using drugs or alcohol.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 04:19 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Archer
My wife asked my why I carry. I said "decepticons".
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (TUUTu)
exist. When are we (the West) going to put away childish things and deal
with this problem in an adult way, viz., recognizing where and how the
problem arises?
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I've posted it before, but around 2012 Pew released details on this. The number of practicing Muslims (meaning Muslims that pray) who believe their religion should be law of the land and women should be stoned for adultery and that apostates should be executed starts at 50% and goes up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (JTMqu)
And my wife sometimes wonders why I am always carrying.
I wonder when my wife doesn't carry.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Peter North at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM (8iiMU)
*looks up, eyes wide*
Posted by: SHEP at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (VWsDy)
Um, no. The Arabs liked the Nazis. Had some common ground.
Posted by: history at March
well the nazis would have gotten to the eventually, priorities. no one ever suggested the arabs or mohammedans were secretly running the world.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (MTjB1)
Maurice: Yes, we have one but it unfortunately has reached its expiration date.
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Film Fan at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Peter North at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Old Nag at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cthillarly - dead, but dreaming at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (HAIxK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (0QYMt)
People like Geraldo always think we(the West) have it coming.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (LiyEm)
To be fair, so do Chuck, Nancy, Ryan, and McConnell.
They have bodyguards. Government paid and trained bodyguards.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (UsCnO)
Yeah but it was in the plans to deal with them too. The Nazis used the Muslims as a tool, but were totally planning on wiping them out as well. Just like with Christians; they were willing to tolerate cringing and servile Christians until the rest of the work was done, then they were next into the camps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)
And my wife sometimes wonders why I am always carrying.
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM (gbWkA)
I call it 'packing'.
Posted by: Peter North at March 23, 2018 04:18 PM
I call it "Happy to see you Sweetheart, and why yes, that is a Keltec PF-9 in my pocket!"
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (JNTt1)
I knew something was missing! When did Sonobi go away?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (H80UQ)
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at March
you probably have to put a lot of lead through a toaster to disable it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 04:21 PM (r+sAi)
You become an even bigger bad guy if you take it out on the old lady sitting at the bus stop.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:22 PM (TUUTu)
Boy walks like he's crippled. Bad hips or knees or both.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2018 04:15 PM (ATVNj)
............
Maybe it was the stick up his ass.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:22 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:22 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM
if only super markets had a fairly heavy object that would fit in your hand easily.
Posted by: Can Of leCorn at March 23, 2018 04:22 PM (7qnb5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:22 PM (MTjB1)
I shot the toaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (TUUTu)
but I did not shoot the deputy.
Posted by: Bob Marley at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Shep! at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (8iiMU)
205 I shot the toaster.
Posted by: rickb223
But you did not shoot the microwave.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:22 PM (hMwEB)
-------
Chef John Brown always hated him.
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (+lVUW)
#SupermarketStrong
Posted by: Twatter tags at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (EzdLW)
#BringBackOurGilles
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (Dp6qK)
If someone cuts you off in traffic, its not unreasonable to be annoyed, but you become the bad guy when you road rage on the guy. You lose any moral authority you once may have had.
Speaking of losing moral authority, what's the first thing freed slaves did when they got to Liberia?
Enslave the natives there.
Betcha that little nugget doesn't make it into current textbooks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (bJ0w+)
And the Muslim convert who slit the throat of his friend's 13 yr old brother in Palm Beach County a week or so ago was known to the FBI, local law enforcement and the school system.
This is the norm.
Posted by: girldog at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (g5YYQ)
Everything the Left does is ham-fisted.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (3J/LN)
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at March
.............
Glad I wasn't anywhere near this cluster.
Posted by: the chicken at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickb223 at March
so, by "take it out" do you mean using your bumper on her or simply rolling up on her, rolling your window down, and screaming at her?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rickb223
But you did not shoot the microwave.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot
i saw the whole thing
Posted by: the Refrigerator at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (KP5rU)
I think you could do some serious damage with a leg of lamb. Grab it by the shank and go to town.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)
Le stupid.
How do you have all these "known" terrorists traipsing around the country and not give them a bus ticket back to hell?
Do they think they're going change their lives and sell almonds on the Rue Cler?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (VpIIl)
Send them here! I'll turn 'em around!
Posted by: Justin Castro, Ruler of Canadian Peoplekind at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (H80UQ)
It was the only way to get the military funded. (If you let the dems walk all over you, then yeah. Weak much?)
I'll never sign another bill like this again. (You did it once, why wouldn't both your friends and your enemies assume you'll do it again?)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (fuK7c)
His neighbour described him as "calm and nice", adding that he would visit the local Mosque regularly.
He was turning his life around! He was an aspiring rapper, and was planning on going to college ... someday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
You guys are slipping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)
Fukkin' A!
Posted by: Sampson at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (T71PA)
Cue Hitchens' classic "Muslim Rage Boy" column.
They're always pissed off.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)
Roald Dahl figured that out decades ago.
Shouldn't be hard to find a leg of lamb in a grocery store in southern France.
Posted by: Justin Castro, Ruler of Canadian Peoplekind at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (H80UQ)
Everything the Left does is ham-fisted.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (3J/LN)
And unintentionally candid and honest.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Eric Marley at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (IqV8l)
And my wife sometimes wonders why I am always carrying.
Posted by: Archer
My wife asked my why I carry. I said "decepticons".
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (TUUTu)
*eyes wide*
*blends in*
Posted by: Blender at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Under Fire
Pork chop bone and go after them like a convict.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (TUUTu)
But you did not shoot the microwave. Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:22 PM (hMwEB)
Because it was blown up yesterday by a bowl of chili
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
I blame this Omnibus.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (KP5rU)
#SupermarketStrong
Posted by: Twatter tags at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM
#BringBackOurGilles
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM
#JeSuisSuperU
Posted by: Twatter tags at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (EzdLW)
But I did not shoot the refugee
Posted by: French Gendarme at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (hMwEB)
I suspect no one and I suspect everyone.
Posted by: Directorate General Clouseau at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)
_________________________________
What a coincidence.
Posted by: The Colon at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:24 PM
Roald Dahl thought so.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 23, 2018 04:28 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Under Fire
Day-old baguette
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:28 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: rickb223 at March
so, by "take it out" do you mean using your bumper on her or simply rolling up on her, rolling your window down, and screaming at her?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM
Or maybe by rolling down the window and saying, "Hey Baby, wanna go for a ride on my scooter?"
Posted by: Old Guy at March 23, 2018 04:28 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (S/hVx)
_________________________________
What a coincidence.
Posted by: The Colon at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (ATVNj)
I love this place.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Under Fire
sounds like an evening browsing Chaturbate
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (FZYNt)
But we did not shoot the kidnapper
Posted by: Your F.B.I. at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (EzdLW)
You guys are slipping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Fi-i-i-i-i-i-ine.
I fucked the toaster,
But I did not fuck the Chesterfield.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (E3rQ4)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: GOP at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (r+sAi)
With all the toaster-shooting comments, not ONE mention of toaster f*cker or couch f*cker.
You guys are slipping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
we were admonished in the last thread to be nice.
I'm just waiting for happy hour on the West Coast.
I'm pretty well f*cked out for today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Old Guy at March
my opening would be "what the fuck is wrong with you" the expression would be priceless. not mean enough to do it though, to an old lady.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)
Cause Imma bout to tear them a new one.....YEAAAARRRRRGGGGGH!
Posted by: David Hogg at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz)
Or maybe by rolling down the window and saying, "Hey Baby, wanna go for a ride on my scooter?"
Posted by: Old Guy at March 23, 2018 04:28 PM (0tfLf)
Get on your bad motor scooter and ride.
Posted by: S. Hagar at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (FZYNt)
Is this bad?
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (TWAQb)
France is at war....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (W+vEI)
Because it was blown up yesterday by a bowl of chili
_________________________________
What a coincidence.
Posted by: The Colon at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM
Would someone please lick these diced carrots off of me?!
Posted by: The Toilet at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Under Fire
Ever read "Lamb to the Slaughter" by Roald Dahl? Excellent story about this very thing. Also a Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (MX7xj)
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (eh0Va)
I shot the election,
but I did not shoot my bank account.
Posted by: GOP at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Smile at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (UsCnO)
But we did not shoot the kidnapper
Posted by: Your F.B.I
Is there enough love to go around?
Posted by: The Dog at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (fuK7c)
You guys are slipping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
I blame this Omnibus.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 04:26 PM (8iiMU)
I thought it. Couldn't make a joke of it. It's just this damned war.
Posted by: Blender at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (Dp6qK)
or near that
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)
avoirdupois or troy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March
shouldn't be too hard, there is enough room in her panties for a couple of guys. you could put geraldo in one leg and waters in the other.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (MTjB1)
or near that
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)
.............
Still taking righteous bathroom selfies, though!
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (HgMAr)
or near that
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)
avoirdupois or troy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (VWsDy)
What is that in people years?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (y87Qq)
I have a theory why Killy Killmore chose his targets. Nothing more than his stunted 'catch me if you can" sense of psychopath humor, the extent of his powers, the height of his wit, being strained puns containing Clever Clues and taunts.
Posted by: sarahw at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (Sp1NT)
When your famous, you don't even have to ask. They just let you.
Posted by: wooga at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (PnpIB)
I thought Geraldo was too busy trying to get into Kimberly Guilfoyle's panties
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (FZYNt)
Is this bad?
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (TWAQb)
I hope not.
After failing to learn the proper 57 sexes and genders, I hope there is something that is still sacrosanct.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (JNTt1)
Also a Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (MX7xj)
Wrong, banana nose!
It was an "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (E3rQ4)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydg8av8y
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
First the Omnibus and now this.
Today sucks.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (MTjB1)
Let me give you one reason you're wrong
Posted by: Kim G at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (7Fa8Y)
very solid motherly advice for every daughter going on her first date.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (MTjB1)
I thought Geraldo was too busy trying to get into Kimberly Guilfoyle's panties
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM
Do they wear the same size?
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)
I'm just waiting for happy hour on the West Coast.
I'm pretty well f*cked out for today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM
I'm in Seattle...happy hour started about 30 minutes ago. But safe injection sites have been open since 8 this morning.
Posted by: Old Guy at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (0tfLf)
Geraldo is like 104 years old,
or near that
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)
avoirdupois or troy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (VWsDy)
What is that in people years?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (y87Qq)
Asshole.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (Dp6qK)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydg8av8y
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Ya know, you think I'd know better. But there I go, being an idjit once again.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Morton at March 23, 2018 04:34 PM (jRSH3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM (MTjB1)
Let me give you one reason you're wrong
Posted by: Kim G at March
wait, wait, I got it, you wear spanx?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:34 PM (MTjB1)
What is that in people years?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (y87Qq)
Horde people ?? 29, of course
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (VWsDy)
How do you say Bucket of Rocks in French???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)
pomme de terre
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (Dp6qK)
That's a potato.
Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (km8Y2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydg8av8y
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM
I'm thinking to myself...Self, do I or don't I? Do I or don't I?
Damn!
Posted by: Old Guy at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hobbitopoly
I'll see if it's on Kindle.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:36 PM (r9UYA)
Day-old baguette
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:28 PM (hMwEB)
First you throw some really stinky French cheese at them (or maybe just Gerard Depardieu's old underpants) make them choke and then wallop them with the baguette.It worked for the French at Waterl-oh, wait.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 04:36 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:36 PM (TWAQb)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydg8av8y
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:31 PM
I'm thinking to myself...Self, do I or don't I? Do I or don't I?
Damn!
Posted by: Old Guy at March
you should not, she is just posting another pic of some giant throbbing dick covered in slobber like she always does.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:36 PM (TWAQb)
.. having read the booooook.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (T71PA)
Still...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (ptqGC)
122 15
How do you say Bucket of Rocks in French???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)
pomme de terre
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (Dp6qK)
That's a potato.
Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (7Fa8Y)
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (MTjB1)
What? That would be zombie, not me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (MTjB1)
What? That would be zombie, not me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March
sure, whatever
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:39 PM (MTjB1)
How do you say Bucket of Rocks in French???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)
pomme de terre
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (Dp6qK)
That's a potato.
Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (7Fa8Y)
Manos de Caballo
Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2018 04:39 PM (E3rQ4)
He was known to intelligence services due solely to possession of narcotics and dealing? I think the Minister of Interior is fibbing a little.
Posted by: girldog at March 23, 2018 04:39 PM (g5YYQ)
He shot the butcher, and they had to shoot the refugee...
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (km8Y2)
This theme has legs.
Bob Marley and Geraldo together.
See what I mean?
pure Horde genius.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:39 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Kevin Wiliamson Authentic TruCon and South African Genocide Enthusiast at March 23, 2018 04:39 PM (2MIbC)
http://lewebpedagogique.com/anglais/wp-content/blogs.dir/16/files/lamb-to-the-slaughter.pdf
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2018 04:32 PM (E3rQ4)
Doh! You're right! You got me!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 23, 2018 04:40 PM (MX7xj)
Tyler,
I came around to Trump at the convention. Not for anything he did or said, but because I couldn't counter Ace of Spades' SCOTUS argument after Scalia died.
As a result, we got Gorsuch. In fact, we're getting an almost-radically reformed federal bench -- and that's great. No regrets there.
The rest? Not so good. Here's what I said on Election Night:
hotmic pjmedia
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 04:40 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 23, 2018 04:40 PM (ks6bw)
you should not, she is just posting another pic of some giant throbbing dick covered in slobber like she always does. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (MTjB1)
Funny it didn't look like Adam Schiff
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 04:40 PM (lKyWE)
Your daddy was in the FBI. He knows the law - even if you don't. Get him to explain to you how 18 US Code 241 works, and how - if the gun rights people ever wake up - and complain to your dad's foes in the FBI - that you and all your conspiracy against Constitutional rights friends - could win an involuntary 10 year vacation in Club Fed.
Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2018 04:40 PM (UR3h8)
STAT!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
www.eyebleah.us/
You're welcome.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:40 PM (TWAQb)
Posted by: Penfold at March 23, 2018 04:40 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (LiyEm)
How about something to make us all forget about that Geraldo pic you just posted?
https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/
977247606345781253
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (VpIIl)
So does the pope.
Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (KP5rU)
GFY, jerk.
Posted by: Godot at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (y87Qq)
I thought Geraldo was too busy trying to get into Kimberly Guilfoyle's panties
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (FZYNt)
Is this bad?
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:30 PM (TWAQb)
If you're Kimberly Guilfoyle it is.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (H80UQ)
But can I buy your Omni Bus? (too much, Omni Bus)
I don't care how much I pay (too much, Omni Bus)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (TWAQb)
https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/
977247606345781253
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (W+vEI)
Awwww.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il)
But can I buy your Omni Bus? (too much, Omni Bus)
I don't care how much I pay (too much, Omni Bus)
Posted by: wth
my lawyer will be in contact with you
Posted by: P.Townshend at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (FZYNt)
The same person also said that the young man regularly visited the mosque.
Oh, no wonder everyone thought he was a nice guy.
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il)
He met the diversity quota. That's about it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (W+vEI)
She also promised everyone brie and baguettes, and we're still waiting.
Posted by: Godot at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (KP5rU)
Good OpEd in the WSJ by Cardinal Dolan "The Democrats Abandon Catholics".
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:41 PM (VpIIl)
I liked Dolan a lot when he was Archbishop here, but he's just noticing this now? Roe v Wade didn't become law last year.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il)
When Pope Commie I was chosen.
Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 04:44 PM (lKs2v)
http://lewebpedagogique.com/anglais/wp-content/blogs.dir/16/files/lamb-to-the-slaughter.pdf
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Gracias. Sounds like it might be a training manual. Can't wait to read it.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:45 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 04:45 PM (gbWkA)
I am not a big fan of the Pope either. But the Cardinals article is a good one
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 04:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 04:45 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Scaramucci at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (VWsDy)
very unhappy with this, however, with his team being a problem and everything going on that is going on, not sure he had the resources to fight and win this one right now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (MTjB1)
Isn't Guilfoyle dating Scaramucci? I know they went to Rome together.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)
My first thought was no, she's dating Dave Navarro. But then I remembered that he's dating Andrea Tarantula. Or was.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (XWkhW)
to explain to you how 18 US Code 241 works, and how - if the gun rights
people ever wake up - and complain to your dad's foes in the FBI - that
you and all your conspiracy against Constitutional rights friends -
could win an involuntary 10 year vacation in Club Fed.
=====
What!!???
Nobody organizing our marching said there was going to be HOMEWORK!!
Soros and Bloomberg, you are azzholes! F*cking azzholes!
Posted by: David Camera Hogg at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Godot
Lucky you. I got a crouton.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:46 PM (TUUTu)
It's always nice when we can approach these things with civility and honesty.
Ace wrote earlier today that "Trump can't keep parachuting in last-minute and think he's going to be able to turn the tide of battles that started months ago," which is true enough -- and one of the lessons I'd hoped Trump would have learned by now about the way Washington operates.
Of course, I'd also hoped that the GOP Congress and Trump would check each other's worst instincts, but instead they've become co-enablers.
It's been a really bad week.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 04:47 PM (fceHP)
I'm happy to report that I have done nothing at all today but sit here with WeaselDog.
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 04:45 PM (MVjcR)
I got laundry done and re-potted some flowers. Other than that, zip. For "some reason" I've been in a mood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:36 PM (KP5rU)
Did anybody else notice he flounced out after that? Or was it just me who saw that?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:47 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Macron's Mommy at March 23, 2018 04:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Godot at March 23, 2018 04:43 PM
And here I've just whipped up a pitcher of a Beaujolais-based spritzers to go with.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:48 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 04:48 PM (KP5rU)
Does Guilifoyle know this?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:48 PM (TUUTu)
I plan to be there when they open the doors tomorrow morning. I need to try out the accidental pistol.
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:48 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 04:47 PM (fceHP)
I thought they were supposed to come in on a Friday night ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 04:48 PM (VWsDy)
When did "Is the Pope Catholic" change from a punchline to a serious query?
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il)
Are you doing 2 shows on Saturday?
And yes, I always tip my waitstaff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (UsCnO)
Last I heard she was dating Anthony Scarmucci.
Man, does she have a type, or what?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)
not sure how American catholics put up with their traitor pope. Make your own church.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 04:45 PM (MVjcR)
A day spent with your canine is not a lost day, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC)
I thought Geraldo was too busy trying to get into Kimberly Guilfoyle's panties
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (FZYNt)
............
Geraldo, Geraldo. Breaking and entering and going through lingerie drawers again?
Oh well, don't forget to post a selfie!
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:50 PM (HgMAr)
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On second thought I opened some mail all of which went into the trash, including a charming "survey" from the republicans, does that count?
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 04:50 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:48 PM (QQ+il)
That's an excellent idea. I should see if Dunham's has a coupon for gun food in the current ad flyer.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:50 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:47 PM
We couldn't tell. Nope. Unhuh. Not at all.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 04:50 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)
It is our church, not his.
He may not do just any old thing with Her. Not even close.
His constant idiotic pontificating is just a bunch of bloviating, none of which changes a damned thing in our Church.
And the gates of hell will not prevail.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:51 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
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On second thought I opened some mail all of which went into the
trash, including a charming "survey" from the republicans, does that
count?
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 04:50 PM (MVjcR)
Anything from the Republican party goes straight into the trash in this house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il)
When Pope Commie I was chosen.
Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 04:44 PM (lKs2v)"
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Cardinal Sarah would have been an ideal choice as the Pope, black, African and theologically sound. But he had a fatal flaw as far as the Catholic elite were concerned, he is a conservative. Catholic elites are just as foul as the Washington swamp or Manhattan penthouse dwellers.
Posted by: Decaf at March 23, 2018 04:51 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (7UW64)
Exactly
Posted by: Bammy at March 23, 2018 04:51 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 23, 2018 04:52 PM (xUc0d)
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)
He may not do just any old thing with Her. Not even close.
How does this sentiment square with the doctrine of Papal Infallibility?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (iv0p7)
He may not do just any old thing with Her. Not even close.
His constant idiotic pontificating is just a bunch of bloviating, none of which changes a damned thing in our Church.
And the gates of hell will not prevail.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
with the appointments he is making and the changes he is implementing he is gutting the church and making it what he wants. how much of what is said every Sunday is directly a result of him and his minions? How often do the priests simply toe the line?
You should kick him out if it is your church.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (MTjB1)
Has McConnell or Ryan come out and tried to defend this bill?
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)
They won't, They'll let Trump take all the heat
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 04:54 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)
It is our church, not his.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:51 PM (7UW64)"
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Exactly, we just have to wait him out and hope that next time the Holy Spirit has more influence on cardinals than the world.
Posted by: Decaf at March 23, 2018 04:54 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Rick in S
She already has one pussy in there, why would she want another one?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:54 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (iv0p7)
Very simply.
The Pope is only infallible in matters of faith and morals, when in concert with the Magisterium of the Church (Cardinals, Bishops, et. al.) and he must state clearly that he is speaking ex cathedra. It happens very rarely.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (7UW64)
Has McConnell or Ryan come out and tried to defend this bill?
When they're laughing dies down I'm sure they'll find a camera to ploof in front of. A regular Bi-partisan success story.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)
Worked for Henry VIII.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (f6Na5)
From Newsbusters:
https://tinyurl.com/y9hvcxms
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (ptqGC)
Of course, somebody has to cancel out Mur-cokesoon-ski. But still,
would be nice if we could just figure out what Alaskans want and then
have that taken care of in the Senate.
It's not like our one congressman is going to make any difference.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:17 PM
Our Texas Senators cancelled each other, as well. And my SfB congresscritter, having won almost 2-1 in the R primary, despite having no town halls ("security", don'cha know?), and pretty much given up answering constituents. No worries, though, he's in for at least the next 2 years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (ctuyM)
with the appointments he is making and the changes he is
implementing he is gutting the church and making it what he wants. how
much of what is said every Sunday is directly a result of him and his
minions? How often do the priests simply toe the line?
You should kick him out if it is your church.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (MTjB1)
I understand what you are saying. But it just doesn't work that way.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (hMwEB)
You should kick him out if it is your church.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (MTjB1)
Not so much.
We have had some seriously awful popes over the millennia. With this Church, nothing happens quickly, and nothing can change Dogma, once declared, so there's only so much damage the old commie can do.
So far, he has done nothing whatsoever to change anything important. Politics is another matter, but that does not infringe upon belief, worship, morals or anything else that matters.
Not to worry. It is in His hands. And this little commie won't live forever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (7UW64)
Has McConnell or Ryan come out and tried to defend this bill?
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)
Nope.
They went to Disneyland!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 04:54 PM (TUUTu)
She was married to Gavin Newsom, so you might be assuming too much there . She might be packing
Posted by: Bammy at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March
why because the church says so? worked fine for the lutherans. you will be sold out just like he is selling the chinese catholics out when he has the opportunity.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (mdwk9)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (lKyWE)
But can I buy your Omni Bus? (too much, Omni Bus)
I don't care how much I pay (too much, Omni Bus)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (HgMAr)
=====Just had to do it again. Still chuckling.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (hMwEB)
We have had some seriously awful popes over the millennia. With this Church, nothing happens quickly, and nothing can change Dogma, once declared, so there's only so much damage the old commie can do.
So far, he has done nothing whatsoever to change anything important. Politics is another matter, but that does not infringe upon belief, worship, morals or anything else that matters.
Not to worry. It is in His hands. And this little commie won't live forever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
which makes the point that no one needs a pope.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)
Not even to do with politics, either. Just the way life is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 04:50 PM
No need for a coupon. You want 'gun' food, just search for me with 'safe search off'.
Posted by: Lena at March 23, 2018 05:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Hal Dall at March 23, 2018 05:00 PM (11xNI)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 05:00 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (7UW64)
Amen.
Posted by: IC at March 23, 2018 05:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 05:00 PM (mdwk9)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 23, 2018 04:52 PM (xUc0d)"
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I think it's a matter of resources, there aren't enough police to watch the thousands of radicalising Muslims in each country. I think I read somewhere that there are 35,000 pre-jihadis in U.K.
Eventually someone will come to a conclusion that it cheaper and more effective to simply deport them all.
Exile and banishment was quite a thing in the past and much more humane than incarceration or execution.
Posted by: Decaf at March 23, 2018 05:00 PM (/3+Sg)
why because the church says so? worked fine for the lutherans. you
will be sold out just like he is selling the chinese catholics out when
he has the opportunity.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (MTjB1)
something about it being a long term play.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:01 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (7UW64)
Amen.
Posted by: IC at March
how does hoping for the pope to kick the bucket not seem uncatholic?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (MTjB1)
I think you overestimate the power of the popes.
Yes, he is being a complete asshat over the Chinese Church. Yes, he is not too bright, and has surrounded himself with a bunch of idiotic sycophants who kowtow to him and whom he can keep under his despotic thumb. Yes, he issued probably the most worthless piece of drek ever to be published from the Vatican concerning adultery, all of which is just crap and is being exploited by the lavender mafia, but none of which will last.
He will come to an end, the Church will right Herself, and we will move on toward heaven.
Very few of the people who truly matter in the Church give two fat rats asses about this little commie. He wears ugly shoes, he exudes the smoke of Satan, and he whines like a baby when he doesn't get his own way. He will fade into history like the bad penny he is. Nobody will mourn his passing.
Let's not panic. We survived the Borgias, after all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:02 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: yankeefifth
I would say not
Posted by: J.McCain's Tumour at March 23, 2018 05:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 05:03 PM (HgMAr)
I felt well enough after almost two weeks of a killing cold to get outside the house and take a walk (of course up to the local liquor place). The stuff I have ignored for the past two weeks is critical, and I am now too tired to do much; but I got outside finally in the cold brisk sunshine.
Tomorrow is another day.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 23, 2018 05:03 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)
Worked for Henry VIII.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 23, 2018 04:55 PM (MX7xj)
Yeah, and if he knew what the Episcopalians were up to these days, he'd run right back to Rome.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2018 05:04 PM (7uYFy)
Not even to do with politics, either. Just the way life is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (AM1GF)
I call it "a day ending in Y".
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 05:04 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:01 PM (MTjB1)
The wish for justice is written into the Psalms. This is nothing less than that.
All people die. If you are Catholic, all people are raised from the dead.
I don't wish for him to die, but I do think it is prudent to pray for the end of his asshatery.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:04 PM (7UW64)
I hate that he bent the knee to the Chicoms, though.
Posted by: vivi at March 23, 2018 05:04 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: JoeF. at March
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)
And Peter wasn't the first Pope either.
*runs off*
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:05 PM (TWAQb)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (hMwEB)"
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Yes and no, they are like the scorpion, it's in their nature.
Posted by: Decaf at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)
And Peter wasn't the first Pope either.
*runs off*
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:05 PM (TWAQb)
Well, Jesus thought that we did. So, Peter. And his successors. But, nobody here is telling you to be Catholic, so do as you please.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: votermom
I have always wondered about that.
Generally, when one steps down due to health reasons, they don't live very long after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (TUUTu)
I hate that he bent the knee to the Chicoms, though.
Posted by: vivi at March
well, there is not some external political force imposing their will on the church at this time, it is the church electing a communist to pope and selling out to the chinese. the borgias are in the church now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (MTjB1)
And Peter wasn't the first Pope either.
*runs off*
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:05 PM (TWAQb)
I guess it's better than having 3,000 different churches to choose from---with 3,000 different agendas.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2018 05:07 PM (7uYFy)
how does hoping for the pope to kick the bucket not seem uncatholic?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:01 PM (MTjB1)
It's complicated.
I'm still trying to figure it out.
I promise to get back to you when I know more.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:07 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2018 05:07 PM (bJ0w+)
-GP
Time to start drinking.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:58 PM (r9UYA)
I don't care how much I pay (too much, Omni Bus)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 04:42 PM (HgMAr)
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Speaking of buses. Not all Democrats are happy.
Louis Gutierrez: Dreamers got run over by the omni-bus.
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
not sure anyone thought we need something of a mini emperor in robes. nothing from the OT shows a lot of wealth and pageantry. Lots of poverty and follow these few simple rules.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: votermom
I have always wondered about that.
Generally, when one steps down due to health reasons, they don't live very long after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (TUUTu)
B16 is still the pope. He does not exercise his rights as pope, and he formally renounced that, but he remains chosen by God to lead the Church.
I firmly believe that his prayer life is what sustains us through all this garbage spewed by his successor. There never was a more holy man than Benedict.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:08 PM (7UW64)
122 15
How do you say Bucket of Rocks in French???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)
pomme de terre
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:11 PM (Dp6qK)
That's a potato.
Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (7Fa8Y)
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 04:37 PM (Dp6qK)
I was smiling as I posted that. And don't call me Francis. That's only for Saturday nights.
Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 05:09 PM (7Fa8Y)
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And I hate it that when I first read that I was not surprised.
Posted by: Decaf at March 23, 2018 05:09 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 04:57 PM (hMwEB)
Lets look at the sequence of events...
The Government would run out of money today... on Friday... this has been KNOWN for months.
So, on Weds Ryan shoves a bill at the House, published at midnight and calls for a vote just hours later.
Being up against a deadline... it passes... with a WHOLE bunch of Democrat votes.
It then went to the Senate, where no one had time to read the bill either... and passed... again with a lot of Democrat votes.
the Congress then adjourned... and the President had TODAY to sign, or the Government would be shut down.
So, Ryan and McConnell waited until the last minute, so the President would almost have to sign the bill... even though it has a LOT of anti Conservative crap in it.
But this blindsided the President... His Chief of Staff John Kelly should have been paying attention to what Congress was pulling... as the President WAS busy doing the rest of his job.
But it was a pure and simple Power Play by Ryan, and McConnell, and DEMOCRATS to shut down the Trump Agenda.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 05:10 PM (NgKpN)
Generally, when one steps down due to health reasons, they don't live very long after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March
was a coup. only reason he was not shot is it would have been too unseemly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (7UW64)
I guess that depends on whether one thinks the Catholic church is THE church.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:10 PM (TWAQb)
so, not happy with Trump signing the budget, however, I am happy with a
lot of what he has done. When something has been within his authority
in the executive branch he has done pretty well.
===========
Not trying to cause a fight, but this sounds a lot like the interview of the losing coach of every March Madness game.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:11 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (MTjB1)
Some of Pope Frankie's pronouncements sound like they came straight from the DNC.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2018 05:12 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: votermom
I have always wondered about that.
Generally, when one steps down due to health reasons, they don't live very long after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (TUUTu)"
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Patients with dementia can live a long time, not that I know if that is what he has.
Posted by: Decaf at March 23, 2018 05:13 PM (/3+Sg)
Not trying to cause a fight, but this sounds a lot like the interview of the losing coach of every March Madness game.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:11 PM (UsCnO)
Except this game ain't over yet.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2018 05:13 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:08 PM (MTjB1)
Not sure what your objection is to the grandeur associated with leading 1/4 of the worlds population. And I think maybe you missed the bit about Solomon's Kingdom, if you think all leaders must be penurious and abstemious. Being Catholic does not automatically mean you retreat from the world to become a monk or a nun. Just as being Pope does not automatically mean one is blessed with the intelligence or ability to speak and act with any effectiveness on politics or worldly concerns.
I understand, you don't want to be Catholic, and you are looking for reasons to dislike the whole mess, and certainly Cranky Franky gives a whole lot of reasons to pity Catholics, but I don't think you will find a whole lot of traction telling Catholics to abandon their Church over one idiot in a white dress.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:13 PM (7UW64)
Generally, when one steps down due to health reasons, they don't live very long after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 05:06 PM (TUUTu)
The idea that someone with Benedict 's work ethic and devotion to tradition would willingly retire is insulting.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 05:13 PM (hMwEB)
You are being a really good sport through all of my argumentative comments.
So you know, I have a lot of respect for the catholic church historically, especially the role it played through the dark and middle ages. Lots of stuff I agree with but the hierarchy and politics, in my opinion is poisonous and even treasonous.
So fine with much of the teaching but have no patience for the hierarchy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:14 PM (MTjB1)
so, not happy with Trump signing the budget, however, I am happy with a
lot of what he has done. When something has been within his authority
in the executive branch he has done pretty well.
===========
Not trying to cause a fight, but this sounds a lot like the interview of the losing coach of every March Madness game.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:11 PM (UsCnO)
Well, we really expected to do better this year... but its a rebuilding year... yeah... that's it... that's the ticket!
Posted by: Every Recent Raider Head Coach at March 23, 2018 05:14 PM (NgKpN)
But it was a pure and simple Power Play by Ryan, and McConnell, and DEMOCRATS to shut down the Trump Agenda.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 05:10 PM (NgKpN)
This was pretty well hashed out about 2 threads ago.
and I am on your side.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:14 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:10 PM (TWAQb)
If I didn't think so, then why would I be Catholic?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:14 PM (7UW64)
Louis Gutierrez: Dreamers got run over by the omni-bus.
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
Just say "USA" and he'll run away like he's on fire. It worked at the SotU address.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 05:14 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:10 PM (TWAQb)
When people say "The Church" they generally mean "The Roman Catholic Church" except in England where it would mean CoE.
Catholics believe it is the "one true" Church, but non-Catholics can do as they please.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2018 05:15 PM (7uYFy)
But it was a pure and simple Power Play by Ryan, and McConnell, and DEMOCRATS to shut down the Trump Agenda.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 05:10 PM (NgKpN)"
--------------
Washington is full of scorpions and Trump should put on his hard hat and building site boots and start crunching the scorpions underfoot.
John Kelly is also from the swamp just to a lesser degree.
Posted by: Decaf at March 23, 2018 05:17 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:13 PM (7UW64)
With all due respect, one doesn't have to "look" for reasons to dislike the CC. They're all front and center and have been for centuries.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:17 PM (TWAQb)
Except this game ain't over yet.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2018 05:13 PM (7uYFy)
except the clock says 0:00.
"GET BACK IN THERE!!
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!
SELL! SELL!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:17 PM (UsCnO)
My first thought was no, she's dating Dave Navarro. But then I remembered that he's dating Andrea Tarantula. Or was.
Last I heard she was dating Anthony Scarmucci.
Man, does she have a type, or what?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)
Nah, I just got my hawt brunette Fox chicks mixed up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2018 05:17 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 05:18 PM (hMwEB)
I understand, you don't want to be Catholic, and you are looking for reasons to dislike the whole mess, and certainly Cranky Franky gives a whole lot of reasons to pity Catholics, but I don't think you will find a whole lot of traction telling Catholics to abandon their Church over one idiot in a white dress.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
No, no, lots of respect for much of the catholic church. My thought is that if Jesus was walking around from town to town, staying in other people's homes then that should be the model. Sure that if Jesus had thought there should be some really elaborate buildings for the church and lots of really complicated rules he would have mentioned it.
The reason that church wanted the elaborate buildings and such is that they were trying to establish themselves relative to the political powers not because of any biblical teaching.
Really, I find it somewhat offensive that the church collects offering before communion. Pretty sure that the cover charge is not how Jesus set things up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:18 PM (MTjB1)
http://bit.ly/2pAVQBG
Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 05:18 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:14 PM (7UW64)
You've been deceived maybe?
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:19 PM (TWAQb)
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:19 PM (TWAQb)
Okay, cut it out.
Nood
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2018 05:19 PM (7uYFy)
traction telling Catholics to abandon their Church over one idiot in a
white dress.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:13 PM (7UW64)
THIS.
oops, sorry caps lock was on.
this.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:20 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Max Powr at March 23, 2018 05:20 PM (q177U)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
with respect, did you choose it as an adult or did it choose you as a kid?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:20 PM (MTjB1)
No, no, lots of respect for much of the catholic
church. My thought is that if Jesus was walking around from town to
town, staying in other people's homes then that should be the model.
Sure that if Jesus had thought there should be some really elaborate
buildings for the church and lots of really complicated rules he would
have mentioned it.
The reason that church wanted the elaborate buildings and such is
that they were trying to establish themselves relative to the political
powers not because of any biblical teaching.
Really, I find it somewhat offensive that the church collects
offering before communion. Pretty sure that the cover charge is not how
Jesus set things up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:18 PM (MTjB1)
In all fairness, the American Welfare State did not yet exist.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:21 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:11 PM (UsCnO)
Well, we really expected to do better this year... but its a rebuilding year... yeah... that's it... that's the ticket!
Posted by: Every Recent Raider Head Coach at March
not happy making the argument. not going to excuse failure forever, however, he has achieved some meaningful successes and he is in a new field so.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:22 PM (MTjB1)
You've been deceived maybe?
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:19 PM (TWAQb)
*smiles*
it's just what I do.
Posted by: Satan at March 23, 2018 05:23 PM (UsCnO)
With all due respect, one doesn't have to "look" for reasons to dislike the CC. They're all front and center and have been for centuries.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:17 PM (TWAQb)
457 If I didn't think so, then why would I be Catholic?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:14 PM (7UW64)
You've been deceived maybe?
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 05:19 PM (TWAQb)
Sweetie, questions were asked, and I answered.
You don't have to become unpleasant about this.
As I said, nobody is forcing you to be Catholic.
I think you made your point. It wasn't particularly enlightening for me, but it made any number of things clear about you.
Now, tell me all about how the truth is found in the 20,000+ denominations that have sprung up because folks didn't like Catholics. I'm dying to hear all about it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:24 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 04:53 PM (iv0p7)
Papal Infallibility applies only to church doctrine and only when the Pope speaker ex cathedera ("from the chair"). It is rarely invoked and it does not apply to whatever Frankie thinks about global warming or Islam. Catholics do recognize that the Pope is human and sins and errs like the rest of us - that's why the Pope has his own confessor.It's Protestants who think the Pope has more power over what Catholics think and believe than he actually has. Even lib Catholics who like Frankie would not say he's infallible on every subject.We know - we've had bad Popes before. This too shall pass.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 05:24 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:20 PM (MTjB1)
Adult. It is an intellectual choice. It was not forced on me, and I wasn't brainwashed.
You?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:25 PM (7UW64)
offering before communion. Pretty sure that the cover charge is not how
Jesus set things up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:18 PM (MTjB1)
And yet, St. Paul explains precisely how to go about supporting the faithful, pretty much exactly by taking up a collection.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 05:26 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: timactual at March 23, 2018 05:28 PM (H65wY)
You?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
Same. Simply asking. Mentioned upthread that there is a lot I admire about the catholic church, however, lots that is hard to square with reason and logic.
Lots of catholic friends, some of which are priests. Lots of them would never put up with the inconsistencies they have in the church anywhere else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:29 PM (MTjB1)
You?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
Same. Simply asking. Mentioned upthread that there is a lot I admire about the catholic church, however, lots that is hard to square with reason and logic.
Lots of catholic friends, some of which are priests. Lots of them would never put up with the inconsistencies they have in the church anywhere else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:29 PM (MTjB1)
You don't fix faith. It fixes you.
Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 05:30 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
Good enough, but that is part of where I think things go awry, simply continuing to do what Jesus did is how they should have.
You do not need lots of money for the church.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:31 PM (MTjB1)
Not sure what your objection is to the grandeur associated with leading
1/4 of the worlds population. And I think maybe you missed the bit about
Solomon's Kingdom, if you think all leaders must be penurious and
abstemious. Being Catholic does not automatically mean you retreat from
the world to become a monk or a nun. Just as being Pope does not
automatically mean one is blessed with the intelligence or ability to
speak and act with any effectiveness on politics or worldly concerns.
I understand, you don't want to be Catholic, and you are looking for
reasons to dislike the whole mess, and certainly Cranky Franky gives a
whole lot of reasons to pity Catholics, but I don't think you will find a
whole lot of traction telling Catholics to abandon their Church over
one idiot in a white dress.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March
No, no, lots of respect for much of the catholic church. My thought
is that if Jesus was walking around from town to town, staying in other
people's homes then that should be the model. Sure that if Jesus had
thought there should be some really elaborate buildings for the church
and lots of really complicated rules he would have mentioned it.
The reason that church wanted the elaborate buildings and such is
that they were trying to establish themselves relative to the political
powers not because of any biblical teaching.
Really, I find it somewhat offensive that the church collects
offering before communion. Pretty sure that the cover charge is not how
Jesus set things up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:18 PM (MTjB1)
A Jesuit priest served for years Sundays next to our regular parish priest for years. Incredibly smart guy, taught at Seattle U as well, and did a lot more.
When he was transferred to another parish (they only stay so long, then transfer) I said to him, "thanks for giving us insight to help us understand what is complicated, and questioning what always seemed obvious."
It made his day, he said so. Jesuits are considered the radicals in the CC. Questioning authority is kind of their mantra.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 05:35 PM (UsCnO)
Louis Gutierrez: Dreamers got run over by the omni-bus.
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
...............
Well, tell them to hop on board! There's something for everybody!
https://tinyurl.com/y75a355k
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 05:38 PM (HgMAr)
When he was transferred to another parish (they only stay so long, then transfer) I said to him, "thanks for giving us insight to help us understand what is complicated, and questioning what always seemed obvious."
It made his day, he said so. Jesuits are considered the radicals in the CC. Questioning authority is kind of their mantra.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March
We have one friend who is a professor at a catholic university. very interesting fellow. ridiculously smart but very dogmatic. our friends who are parish priests are generally not as smart but much more "reasonable" when doing things / less dogmatic.
generally think the church went off track when they got bigger. Some of that is understandable since after the fall of rome they were the biggest most educated game in town. Not sure the scholastic period helped much either when they were trying to use logic to answer the imponderables. Lots of what they did is understandable but not sure that means it was the wisest thing to do or should be continued.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: vivi at March 23, 2018 05:45 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: vivi at March
you don't need lots of ridiculously expensive infrastructure.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 05:47 PM (MTjB1)
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