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RUSSIAN SPY JOHN BOLTON TO REPLACE NON-RUSSIAN SPY HR McMASTERS AS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER

Big change.

Hopefully the RUSSIAN SPY John Bolton will re-orient the Trump Administration into an even more RUSSIA-toady direction.



Also, see the below post to learn all about John Bolton's double life as a RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:59 PM




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1 The Stache FTW!!!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 22, 2018 06:54 PM (N+Vqi)

2 nd

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (H+7tw)

3 rd?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (H+7tw)

4 th

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (H+7tw)

5 A russian don't take a dump, son, without a plan...so I ask you, what's his plan?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (DQC26)

6 This just in...CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (O5Q3r)

7 Is good, da?

Posted by: Vlad P. at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

8 Time to make party celebration of latest triumph of Russian bear.

https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (fA1SL)

9
So, McMustard was the leaker at the NSA about the warning not to congratulate Putin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (VM6ev)

10 BEWARE THE IDES OF BOLTON!

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (953wK)

11 I'll put real money on White House leaks stopping 4/10/18.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (9Hjhc)

12 John Bolton is a spy, but I'm an entire intelligence agency unto myself.

Posted by: John Bolton's Moustache at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (398bZ)

13 John has a milk mustache.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

14 RUSSIAN SPY JOHN BOLTON TO REPLACE NON-RUSSIAN SPY HR McMASTERS AS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER

Winning!!

It's about time we got Bolton in there. He's The Man.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (8gDQu)

15 John Bolton: The 'Stache.

Michelle Obama: The Beard.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (iIzG7)

16 The Stache is Crazy Ivan?

Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (88xKn)

17 Good, I've been hoping Bolton would find a place in the administration for a while.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (H+7tw)

18 McMaster is still active duty ? Post his ass to the North Pole.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (ox1EL)

19 YOU GET A PINK SLIP!

AND YOU GET A PINK SLIP!

AND YOU--

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

20 John Bolton - Double Naught Spy!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (TUUTu)

21 Also, see the below post to learn all about John Bolton's double life as a RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT.

Mueller is already preparing an indictment of his mustache.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (8gDQu)

22 My schadenboner has stretched beyond the edge of our galaxy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

23 But Bolton is so mean & scary!

Posted by: Cheri at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (8avgQ)

24 Womb Brooms will soon be in style.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (8iiMU)

25 It.Moved.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

26 Russian Spy To Replace Obama Spy

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

27 Double Naught Spy...w/a metal hat.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (0+nbW)

28
You know what would also be nice?


"I've changed my mind. I'm going to veto the spending bill. It's terrible. Incredibly terrible."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (VM6ev)

29 That Mustache will stop Iran....

Posted by: sven10077 at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (SzZnW)

30 16 The Stache is Crazy Ivan?
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (88xKn)

Stacheputin?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (H+7tw)

31 John has a milk mustache.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

Aha! The invasion begins at dawn.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (T71PA)

32 The mustache is against the wall. The mustache is against the wall.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

33 In Soviet Russia, Bolton 'stache you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (Dp6qK)

34 John Bolton is just the Stache's current host being.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

35 24. 'A man without a moustache is as wrong as a woman with one.' - Actual quote from my grandfather

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

36 Stacheputin?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (H+7tw)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (8gDQu)

37
You know who also had a mustache...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)

38 32 The mustache is against the wall. The mustache is against the wall.
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

The chair has a long john. Repeat, the chair has a long john.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

39 Bolton made the UN run on time. Nothing he can't do.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ox1EL)

40 Sure, because kissing russki ass is what John Bolton has always been all about.

Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (7UW64)

41 "I've changed my mind. I'm going to veto the spending bill. It's terrible. Incredibly terrible."







Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (VM6ev)


That would be wonderful.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (8iiMU)

42 'A man without a moustache is as wrong as a woman with one.' - Actual quote from my grandfather
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

*scowl*

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (9Hjhc)

43 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, oboyo oboyo oboyo

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (roQNm)

44

Almost as good as him being at the UN

The Russian gun rights video is odd, but if he was a real Russian spy, he would get government authorized super DEADLY guns, so he wouldn't want anyone else armed, nyet?

Posted by: imp at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (isI2A)

45 Well that was sudden.

Did McMaster want to spend more time with his family?

Less time leaking to the press?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (8OF0T)

46 I hope Bolton doesn't sell out our allies in Eastern Europeon missile defense or sell uranium to Russia.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (4e+hS)

47 Also, see the below post to learn all about John Bolton's double life as a RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT.

That makes him a quadruple agent, doesn't it?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

48 Oh boy, this is gonna be GREAT!

Posted by: Flounder at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

49 You know who also had a mustache...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Literally Magnum PI

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (9Hjhc)

50 37
You know who also had a mustache...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)

STALIN?!

Posted by: Flakey Jeff (D-AZ) at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (H+7tw)

51 Congratulations, Comrades.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (Dp6qK)

52 Have you noticed that each replacement is a more America-first person?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (SXaOr)

53 37
You know who also had a mustache...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)

----

You met my grandmother?

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kAsQ9)

54 *scowl*

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (9Hjhc)


A little hot wax would have done wonders for that resting bitch face.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (7UW64)

55 never bet against Trump

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (nFwvY)

56 48 Oh boy, this is gonna be GREAT!
Posted by: Flounder at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

This is my corner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (Dp6qK)

57 The Schadenboner smiles and destroys three parallel universes in celebration.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (O033+)

58 51. Da. Pozdravlyau bam, CeSheA.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

59 Emperor Donald Trump is building his throne of skulls, one globalist fool at a time like Genghis Khan.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (bJ0w+)

60 9
So, McMustard was the leaker at the NSA about the warning not to congratulate Putin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (VM6ev)

________________________

Want to bet on a canary trap?

Posted by: Orson at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (GvSho)

61 Drinks are on my house. I'll stand you all 3 fingers of Vodka.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (ox1EL)

62 Literally Magnum PI

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (9Hjhc)


"Don't look at the dog, work the lock...."

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (7UW64)

63 you know, someone on the previous thread mentioned something about nikki haley "doing" the beast with two backs. not sure what the commentor intended but the original line from Shakespeare is "making the beast with two backs."

making the best with two backs suggest to people having sex.

doing the beast with two backs suggests that nikki haley is somehow involved in a threesome, likely wearing some sort of apparatus that gets her in on the penetration side.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

64 You know who also had a mustache...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)

----

You met my grandmother?

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kAsQ9)




My grandmother had a Fu Manchu.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

65 YC61!

Posted by: FireHorse at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (y+SdL)

66
Also, see the below post to learn all about John Bolton's double life as a RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT.

That makes him a quadruple agent, doesn't it?
Posted by: rickl


I'll have to work out the guzintas to figure that out.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

67 "You know who also had a mustache..."

Most of the women over thirty in southern Iraq?

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (iIzG7)

68 'The power of the stache compels you! The power of the stache compels you! The power of the stache compels you!'

There. That oughta do it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (zLDYs)

69 Russia
Russia
RUSSIA

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (hMwEB)

70 Odds on a McMaster toady trying to pull the same shit the Tillerson aide did?


Also I hope that prick former senator crying Voynivich has a hissy fit over this.

Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (lKs2v)

71 There had been speculation that McMaster would leave and get his fourth star, but the NYT story says he's retiring from the military.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 22, 2018 07:03 PM (398bZ)

72
Does Bolton's stache get it's own security clearance?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:03 PM (lKyWE)

73 59. Not for nothing is he called Genghis Don, TGE.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL)

74 Wow.

Just wow.

*smiles*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2018 07:03 PM (7LY+6)

75 YOU get a mustache, and YOU get amu stache, and YOU get a mustache...

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:03 PM (EzdLW)

76 My grandmother had a Fu Manchu.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)


So, you're 1/4 Chinese?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 07:03 PM (7UW64)

77 I'd like to be optimistic about this, but my optimism is all but gone.

**** the GOPe, the Democrats, Globalists masquerading as Libertarians, and every other member of the Deep State.

I trust none of them, because people simply can't be trusted. Ever.

I'm outta here.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (FFvZs)

78 50 37
You know who also had a mustache...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)

STALIN?!
Posted by: Flakey Jeff (D-AZ) at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (H+7tw)
----
It's a Stache-off, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (qJtVm)

79 That mustache once shot a guy in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (7UW64)

80 "My grandmother had a Fu Manchu."

Many man smoke tobacco, but Fu Manchu.
-- Shit Confucius Said

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (iIzG7)

81 Literally Magnum PI

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (9Hjhc)


Whose gimmick was stolen, literally, by Magnum TA.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (fiGNd)

82 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (FFvZs)

John Bolton has my full and complete trust, both in his intentions and his abilities.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (8gDQu)

83 The Womb Broom is a marked improvement over that HR McPuffnStuff douchnozzle.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (k63Jt)

84
Also, see the below post to learn all about John Bolton's double life as a RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:59 PM



I think the left / MSM are more alarmed that he was an NRA double agent. NRA is totes worse than Russian.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (EzdLW)

85 I went 69 with John and his moustache tickled my pucker.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

86 doing the beast with two backs suggests that nikki haley is somehow involved in a threesome, likely wearing some sort of apparatus that gets her in on the penetration side.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)


. . . go on . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (953wK)

87 A Bolton out of the blue!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (2NqXo)

88
When can we start calling it a purge?

How many firings does it take to make a purge?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (roQNm)

89 A man without a moustache is as wrong as a woman with one.'

There goes the Lancaster County, PA vote.

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (FhXTo)

90 You know who also had a mustache...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)

STALIN?!
Posted by: Flakey Jeff (D-AZ) at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (H+7tw)
----
It's a Stache-off, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM



This is all about Mrs Diogenes isn't it?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (0tfLf)

91 John Bolton has my full and complete trust, both in his intentions and his abilities.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:05 PM (8gDQu)


... said no dude I've ever worked with, about any other dude, ever.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (fiGNd)

92 Navy son's crew, while in the sandpit, had a mustache contest.
He played theme from magnum PI every night to fertilize his.

Posted by: MarkY at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (CRLBR)

93 Finally. The butt of his tiny hand slammed into their fat noses. This is a good day.

Posted by: gNewt at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (E3678)

94 Now we know why he has that mustache. He hides the recording devices and recorders in there when he's spying for the Russkies.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:07 PM (2NqXo)

95 This requires the new "Flaming 'Stash"...

and is truly awesome as it's pissing off all the right people.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2018 07:07 PM (7LY+6)

96 The mustache is against the wall. The mustache is against the wall.
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at March 22, 2018 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

The chair has a long john. Repeat, the chair has a long john.
Posted by: Insomniac


The tits are not calm. Repeat: the tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:07 PM (TUUTu)

97 . . . go on . . .
Posted by: filbert at March




well, she is not "making" the beast, she is "doing" the beast, so, who knows. maybe some poor couple is going at it, minding their own business and nikki haley barges in all strapped up and starts doing them. wearing stars and bars cowboy boots.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

98 Glad to see Mad Dog Bolton back in the .. uh..saddle.

John McCain wept.

Posted by: 13times at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (K3B2k)

99 You people are heartless. There are, literally, handfuls of tranny women trying desperately to grow mustaches that don't look like some Puerto Rican kid's peachfuzz in 7th grade ... and you people are making jokes!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (8gDQu)

100 The stache needs You!

Posted by: Lord Kitchener at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (9Hjhc)

101 Isn't former President of Red Eye turned traitor.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (dKiJG)

102 Interesting historical note - Mi General rocked an awesome 'stache, and could pull off the 'peaked cap and cloak' look like few others.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

103 When can we start calling it a purge?

How many firings does it take to make a purge?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse


Triple digits or a body count.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (TUUTu)

104 Fear the stache!

Posted by: . at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM (WOL8u)

105 When can we start calling it a purge?

How many firings does it take to make a purge?



When it's firings outside the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

106 Does Bolton's stache get it's own security clearance?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Stache get own hookers, blow and dacha in Crimea, Tovarich.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM (O033+)

107 Sounds okay to me.

Only reason I ever liked McMaster was the combat rep he got from 73 Easting back in 1991 - but that was a long time ago.
He may have "evolved".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM (e11dj)

108 Funny times to live in. When I saw ace's previous post, about Bolton's "Kremlin-linked" visit, one of my first thoughts was Bolton must be about to get a job in the Trump Admin. Otherwise, what reason for this faux-outrage story to break today? Then I scroll down the comments and sho'nuf, JackStraw and others are announcing that Bolton's going to be NS advisor.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM (EzdLW)

109 Finally. The butt of his tiny hand slammed into their fat noses. This is a good day.
Posted by: gNewt at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (E367


Hmm . . . the bleats of sissy-boy media types are quite similar to the lamentations of women, ain't they?

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM (953wK)

110 hate to be the guy that either has to wake the mullahs up to give them the news or tell them in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:10 PM (MTjB1)

111 If Rudyard Kipling and Teddy Roosevelt had a kid, he would look like Bolton.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:10 PM (qJtVm)

112 Hmm . . . the bleats of sissy-boy media types are quite similar to the lamentations of women, ain't they?
Posted by: filbert

Probably the similar T levels.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (9Hjhc)

113 Oh yay, I love the stache. President of RedEye for National Security Advisor. He should have had the job from day one.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (EVJ0V)

114 Good. Bolton will get the leaker, if he's still there after today.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (oMtOd)

115 I support pretty much everyone my Russian masters support so yes! to Bolton and Sessions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Living the bot life! at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (DUPgJ)

116 ... said no dude I've ever worked with, about any other dude, ever.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (fiGNd)


Bolton is a rare and special case.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (8gDQu)

117 Do the progressives know yet?
Are they lamenting?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (roQNm)

118 We should call him by his real name, Ivan Boltin.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (H+7tw)

119 111. Fun fact: Bolton actually fathered both those men in early unauthorized time travel experiments.

'The More You Know'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 07:12 PM (fA1SL)

120 Bolt on? I prefer a strap on.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 22, 2018 07:12 PM (2NqXo)

121 John Bolton's Mustache is twice the commie John is. I mean, it filters everything out of John's mouth. This is an outrage!

Posted by: Col. Ralph Peters at March 22, 2018 07:12 PM (H8S+R)

122 I for one welcome our new mustachio'd Russian spy overlord.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:13 PM (2NqXo)

123 Bolton is a rare and special case.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (8gDQu)


I like the guy too ... but really ?

I don't trust anybody fully and completely about - anything.

So - John Bolton shows up to take the Missus out to dinner at say, 7:00. You good ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:13 PM (fiGNd)

124 Bolton is going to have a bunch of Iranians grabbing their nuts.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (ox1EL)

125 Do the progressives know yet?
Are they lamenting?"

Indeed they are - across the intertubes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (7LY+6)

126 Hooray! Wonderful. Good reason to have a sip or two or three of single malt.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (jm1YL)

127 48 Oh boy, this is gonna be GREAT!
Posted by: Flounder


The Donald took out dates!!!

Posted by: The Cuck State at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (PnpIB)

128 I wonder if Trump calls these guys in and says You are fired!.

Habit is hard to change, especially when its made you a ton of money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Living the bot life! at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (DUPgJ)

129 119 111. Fun fact: Bolton actually fathered both those men in early unauthorized time travel experiments.

'The More You Know'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 07:12 PM (fA1SL)

RUSSIAN time travel experiments?

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (H+7tw)

130 * our dates

Posted by: The Cuck State at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (PnpIB)

131 Bolton is going to have a bunch of Iranians looking for their now retracted nuts."

There, FIFY.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (7LY+6)

132 Have you noticed that each replacement is a more America-first person?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (SXaOr)

Yes, and it is great.

Now, about that omnibus spending bill.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (T71PA)

133 They fear the Stash.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (/hEVw)

134 iIBi is doing a little Happy Dance in Jerusalem.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (ox1EL)

135 I'm actually growing quite fond of the Russkies. they're certainly want me dead less than the marxist left in America does.

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (nFwvY)

136 so, hypothetical question. were you heating up a bowl of chili in the microwave and something created a mini explosion that slathered the inside of the microwave with boiling hot chilipalm, so long as no one knows what happened but you, is it ok to leave it and clean it up the next day?

would think any sanitary concerns could be addressed by simply microwaving the splatter for a couple of minutes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (MTjB1)

137 123 Bolton is a rare and special case.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:11 PM (8gDQu)

I like the guy too ... but really ?

I don't trust anybody fully and completely about - anything.

So - John Bolton shows up to take the Missus out to dinner at say, 7:00. You good ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:13 PM (fiGNd)

Sure, Scogg... I don't mind him taking out your missus...

Posted by: MarkY at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (CRLBR)

138 First order of business: plane loaded with pallets of sanitary napkins and Cordless Ladyshavers leaves for Iran.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (HgMAr)

139 Willowed from last thread.....


Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.

I do believe things are going to be happening very, very soon! (Popcorn futures are the dead giveaway)

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (HiDrR)

140 Was mcmaster taking a shit when he found out he was fired? Or just a "leak"?

Posted by: Chase at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (RbV5J)

141 Bozo the clown died. Its a yin-yang kind of day.
tinyurl https://tinyurl.com/y7lrzbu5

Posted by: Too much yin, not enough yang, or something at March 22, 2018 07:16 PM (6CInJ)

142 123

John is just the chauffeur for the 'Stach

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 22, 2018 07:16 PM (CDETr)

143 The progs think Mad Dog is the only thing left standing progecting them from nuclear winter. Imagine that! Depending on Mattis to keep you from war.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Living the bot life! at March 22, 2018 07:16 PM (DUPgJ)

144 You know what else happened on April 9?



In 1970, Paul McCartney officially announced that the Beatles were breaking up.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:16 PM (EzdLW)

145 >>Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.

Now that is interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

146 I imagine McMaster's social budget wasn't nearly as large at the White House as it was at Fort Benning.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 22, 2018 07:16 PM (yzxic)

147 surrender is not an option

Posted by: concrete girl at March 22, 2018 07:17 PM (N0sw0)

148 iIBi is doing a little Happy Dance in Jerusalem"

Why? Was Brad fixed?

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2018 07:17 PM (7LY+6)

149 Sorry, that was supposed to be BiBi.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 07:17 PM (ox1EL)

150 no, had Trump tried to bring in Bolton too early he would have gotten Flynned. Trump need to get an understanding of how the forces of evil were arrayed before making these moves.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

151 So - John Bolton shows up to take the Missus out to dinner at say, 7:00. You good ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:13 PM (fiGNd)


LOL.

I don't think that's part of the NSA job. I might be wrong ... and, if I am, then I have no problem with him taking the Missus out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:17 PM (8gDQu)

152 Sure, Scogg... I don't mind him taking out your missus...

Posted by: MarkY at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (CRLBR)


You get it.

What kind of dude, trusts another dude, unconditionally, about ANYTHING ?

I don't.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:17 PM (fiGNd)

153 O - kay.

Taxes are finished.

Celebratory beer & shot in hand.

To the President, Ace, the cob-loggers, and The Horde, long life, prosperity, and success in all our endeavors !
Confusion to our enemies !

*tosses back shot*
*washes down with beer*

Aaahhhh !
Victory !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (e11dj)

154 would think any sanitary concerns could be addressed by simply microwaving the splatter for a couple of minutes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM

Tomorrow, fill a large coffee cup to the brim with water, place in microwave. Cook on high for 10-12 minutes. Coffee cup will be close to empty. Most of the water will now be steamy heat all over the inside of the microwave, softening up the crusty chili bits. Just wipe clean.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (2NqXo)

155 Oh prease, we want talk. Yes yes prease. Prease. Talk.

Posted by: Kim Jong Uno at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (HgMAr)

156 ''so, hypothetical question. were you heating up a bowl of chili in the microwave and something created a mini explosion that slathered the inside of the microwave with boiling hot chilipalm, so long as no one knows what happened but you, is it ok to leave it and clean it up the next day?

would think any sanitary concerns could be addressed by simply microwaving the splatter for a couple of minutes.''

I'd clean it up right away. The longer you let it sit the harder it will be to clean.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (jm1YL)

157 Yankeefifth, your best option is to dump it in a toxic landfill and get another one overnighted from Amazon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (qJtVm)

158 I predict Bolton cleans house. Get rid of the Obama cockroaches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

159 Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.



Mueller is looking haggard and grim on raw story.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (roQNm)

160 135 I'm actually growing quite fond of the Russkies. they're certainly want me dead less than the marxist left in America does.
Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (nFwvY)


Yes, and Russia and Eastern Europe don't want to import the entire Third World to displace and marginalize the native population, unlike Western Europe and North America.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

161 Aaahhhh !
Victory !"

*Tosses Shiner Bock in celebration!*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (7LY+6)

162 The Stache is a Russian?!

I love Russians. Especially White Russians. Particularly when I'm hung over.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (HiDrR)

163 145 >>Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.

Now that is interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

She's the lawyer for the Uranium one guy, isn't she?

Posted by: Tami Commenter at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (Enq6K)

164 Pompeo in for Tillerson
Bolton in for McMaster...
--can we haz--
Levin in for Sessions?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (EzdLW)

165 107 Sounds okay to me.

Only reason I ever liked McMaster was the combat rep he got from 73 Easting back in 1991 - but that was a long time ago.
He may have "evolved".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM


My Headquarters Battery drove past his Troop about 10 minutes before they engaged. My clerk looks over her shoulder and says, "wonder what they're shooting at?"

Great times!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (0tfLf)

166 ''Tomorrow, fill a large coffee cup to the brim with water, place in microwave. Cook on high for 10-12 minutes. Coffee cup will be close to empty. Most of the water will now be steamy heat all over the inside of the microwave, softening up the crusty chili bits. Just wipe clean.''

That works if you're not feeling the urge to clean it up now.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (jm1YL)

167 Now declare McMasters to be Permanent Latrine Orderly and I'm good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

168 I like Bolton but I don't think he should cuck Scogg. that ain't cool

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (nFwvY)

169 Water, in a microwavable cup, with a shot of vinegar or lemon juice, and microwaved on high for a few minutes. It will loosen all the cooked-on bean crap from the chili.

Next time, use a damned lid on that stuff, will ya?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (7UW64)

170 >>She's the lawyer for the Uranium one guy, isn't she?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

171 large coffee cup to the brim with water, place in microwave. Cook on high for 10-12 minutes. Coffee cup will be close to empty. Most of the water will now be steamy heat all over the inside of the microwave, softening up the crusty chili bits. Just wipe clean.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March




LOL, you have described a key part of my process. Usually I 409 the microwave, leave it for a few minutes then wipe it down. Then, I put coffee cup full of water in and microwave it to steam up the inside and make sure I get all of the 409 out of the microwave.

moron minds think alike.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (MTjB1)

172 My husband would be fine with me going out with Bolton. He thinks I'm smart, cynical, perspicacious, and trustworthy.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (/hEVw)

173 I'd clean it up right away. The longer you let it sit the harder it will be to clean.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (jm1YL)


Remove the entire unit, throw it away.

And slap Hot Iron to your forehead - just to be sure.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (fiGNd)

174 "Mueller is looking haggard and grim on raw story."

As he should be.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (e11dj)

175 168 I like Bolton but I don't think he should cuck Scogg. that ain't cool

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (nFwvY)


Twern't him.

Look elsewhere for the mad cucking.

The stache will prevail in all things, including, hopefully, morals and ethics, along with badassery.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (7UW64)

176
Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.



Nepotism! Nepotism! Mueller must investigate!

Posted by: The MFM at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (EzdLW)

177 Bolton is a warmongering chickenhawk trainwreck who's been more incorrect more often on foreign policy than anyone else I can think of. Trump campaigned to a certain degree on being the candidate that was realistic about foreign military entanglements and he's in the process of throwing all of that in the trash. Enjoy the future wars in Syria, Iran, Ukraine, North Korea, and God knows where else along with the associated debt. A stupid, stupid appointment.

Posted by: Motorhead at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (CrZ7R)

178 I'm pleased with the 'Stache appointment. I'll be ecstatic if Trump vetoes the Omnibus, with prejudice, because it's swamp money.

1.3T$ funding all sorts of abhorrence with, once again and wholly expectedly, NO ONE having read the bill.

Might as well insert a provision that says, "Everyone just signed up for Lace Wig of the Month Club for $139.99 with a $50,000 cancellation fee." Who would notice?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (H8S+R)

179 >>So, McMustard was the leaker at the NSA about the warning not to congratulate Putin.

And Comey was a leaker at the FBI, Clapper was a leaker at NSA.

Unbelievable - it's the freakin' heads of these agencies that are doing this petty crap, not low-level staffers.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (W+vEI)

180 Water, in a microwavable cup, with a shot of vinegar or lemon juice, and microwaved on high for a few minutes. It will loosen all the cooked-on bean crap from the chili.

Next time, use a damned lid on that stuff, will ya?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March




Thanks! It is kind of like a tree falling in the woods thing. No one is going to know it happened unless I tell them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (MTjB1)

181 174 "Mueller is looking haggard and grim on raw story."

As he should be.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (e11dj)


I think he was born looking like that.

Sorta like Mooch's resting bitch face, it just comes naturally.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (7UW64)

182 Congrats to Mr Bolton, and especially to Regis!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (G8hDY)

183 *scowl*

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (9Hjhc)

---

Lighten up. Remember all that free designer clothing you got from top houses such as Hugh Jass.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (8OF0T)

184 I like Bolton but I don't think he should cuck Scogg. that ain't cool

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (nFwvY)


Exactly. I'm not letting that shit slide.

I don't give two shits how cool that mustache looks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (fiGNd)

185 "would think any sanitary concerns could be addressed by simply microwaving the splatter for a couple of minutes.''

Nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: a moron at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (UdKB7)

186 just because you're a good general, doesn't mean you're equally good at non-military duties.

not only that, but i would view *any* AD flag officer that got their stars while Obola was Present-dent with a jaundiced eye, at best. getting stars is *always* political in a certain sense, but likely all the more so, on different levels, during the 8 year nightmare we just escaped.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (pJeub)

187 I don't give two shits how cool that mustache looks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (fiGNd)
---
And it only seats one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (qJtVm)

188
Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.


She is awesome.


Now I have a lady boner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

189 Forget the Russians.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Pyongyang and Tehran right about now.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (HiDrR)

190 The 'Stache is back.

Oh hell yeah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (GdWl+)

191 A new news story every minute with Trump! What did Obama call it... loose voltage or something. Trump drives a 700 point loss at NYSE from the front pages, the firing of his head lawyer and the Satanic budget compromise ... it is all gone, and all it took was firing McMaster. Good stuff!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Living the bot life! at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (DUPgJ)

192 Only reason I ever liked McMaster was the combat rep he got from 73 Easting back in 1991 - but that was a long time ago.

He may have "evolved".



Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM





He was on the Army's shitlist until Patraeus saved his career. I think he got the impression that he was untouchable after that and acted accordingly.


Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (yzxic)

193 Hubby says McMasters is a political general. Never was good with him. We know too many of that type.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (/hEVw)

194 I'd clean it up right away. The longer you let it sit the harder it will be to clean.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (jm1YL)
............

and make sure you get all the carrot pieces.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (HgMAr)

195 I don't give two shits how cool that mustache looks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (fiGNd)

---

And it only seats one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:22 PM (qJtVm)


*blots vodka martini off keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

196 *tosses back shot*
*washes down with beer*

Aaahhhh !
Victory !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM



Yup. Me too. Finished Tuesday and just now getting sober.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (0tfLf)

197 How long will it take for Pelosi to send out a press release saying Bolton's appointment will result in most Americans being killed-off by Memorial Day, because after a week on the job, Bolton will get Trump to go to war against every county in the world except Nepal. One more hour? Two?

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (AMIL/)

198 Jane, did your son ever get to see Mat Best?

I'm still jealous.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:24 PM (qJtVm)

199 One more hour? Two?"

Scroll up... tepid fume folks are experiencing the vapors...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2018 07:24 PM (7LY+6)

200 Bolton fucks Paolo's wife.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2018 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

201 I'd clean it up right away. The longer you let it sit the harder it will be to clean.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (jm1YL)


But if it gets that hard to clean off then there's no way it's going to just be dropping into food, later. You can just leave it, at that point.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:24 PM (8gDQu)

202
McMaster is still active duty ? Post his ass to the North Pole.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (ox1EL)

There must be an Aleutian Island base that needs a new CO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:25 PM (Dbv1R)

203 Bolton at first NSC meeting:
I am here to chew gum and kick ass, and I am all out of gum.
Staff: Ha ha ha.
Bolton: Why are you laughing? Am I a clown? Do I amuse you?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 22, 2018 07:25 PM (SXaOr)

204 Just ran a sort errand. Levin was listing all the GOP who voted NO on the Omnibus bill. (Sadly, only two Reps from MI voted against.)

I am seething over this at the moment.


I have a dream.

My dream is that Donny Two Scoops' statement that he would sign anything sent to him' is a ruse to smoke out the weasel-dipshits. I dream that he will veto the bill, and triple down on these cucks by calling them out and encouraging a primary challenge to every one of these fvcks.


That would be true 8-dimensional chess.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2018 07:25 PM (8iiMU)

205 And it only seats one.

And boom!

The celebrating starts big.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Living the bot life! at March 22, 2018 07:25 PM (DUPgJ)

206 >>>Thanks! It is kind of like a tree falling in the woods thing. No one is going to know it happened unless I tell them

not so fast.
you have long been associated with chili.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 22, 2018 07:25 PM (N0sw0)

207 your best option is to dump it in a toxic landfill and get another one overnighted from Amazon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March




LOL, kind of worried about running afoul of hazard waste laws and / or creating some sort of mutant landfill rats.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

208 Israeli's officially announce taking out the Syrian reactor.
Billion dollar munitions deal with the Saudis

Bolton in as NS Advisor.

Trifecta. Iran? Iran?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (ox1EL)

209
177 Bolton is a warmongering chickenhawk trainwreck who's been more incorrect more often on foreign policy than anyone else I can think of. Trump campaigned to a certain degree on being the candidate that was realistic about foreign military entanglements and he's in the process of throwing all of that in the trash. Enjoy the future wars in Syria, Iran, Ukraine, North Korea, and God knows where else along with the associated debt. A stupid, stupid appointment.


Posted by: Motorhead at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM



As I said in the previous thread...I do not like Bolton. I'm not as erudite as Motorhead, but yeah, with Bolton it's trust, but verify.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (0tfLf)

210 Bolton lasts until the NORK thingy is done. If successful, on to Iran.

Right people for the job (at the time.)

Always read the disclaimers.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (iiixZ)

211 Trump's gonna Trump.

I have little opinion about personnel changes and more interest in what policy changes come.

Did they fire the leaker or is that what this is about?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (xJa6I)

212 think I'm gonna heat up some Wick Fowler's

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (nFwvY)

213 I predict Bolton cleans house. Get rid of the Obama cockroaches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM
~~~~~

Please God!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (HiDrR)

214 170 >>She's the lawyer for the Uranium one guy, isn't she?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 07:20 PM (/tuJf)


Should I get more popcorn now or wait...#twoweeks?

Posted by: Tami Commenter at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (Enq6K)

215 ''Lighten up. Remember all that free designer clothing you got from top houses such as Hugh Jass.''

I always figured the "top designers" who gave her clothes were dumping their bad designs on her because she didn't know any better. Can't sell it? Give to Mooch. She'll wear it and think she looks gorgeous and the MSM ass lickers will agree because they don't want to get on her bad side. Win, win.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (jm1YL)

216 Our hotlines are now open.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at March 22, 2018 07:27 PM (Tyii7)

217 Can he now pleeeeeeeze fucking fire Sessions and get Rudy in there like should have happened in the first place?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 07:27 PM (lrumt)

218 Bolton fucks Paolo's wife.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March




he fucked paolo's wife so thoroughly paolo is expecting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)

219 Scott Adams predicted that Bolton would replace McMaster, but that Bolton would have to lose the mustache, as that's not Trump's branding. Has anyone seen what Bolton looks like today?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2018 07:27 PM (ANIFC)

220 Mueller needs to immediately investigate Bolton's finances back to at least 1923. He was probably selling stocks short before the crash. Also where he was the week before Harding died. Also the names Bolton and Capone both have six letters.

scandalous...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (KxbBq)

221 Not a member of the Bolton fan club myself. Anyway,

Rep. Jim Jordan: Spending Bill May Be 'Worst Bill' He's Seen In His Time In Congress -WZ

and that's saying something.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (r9UYA)

222 ''Can he now pleeeeeeeze fucking fire Sessions and get Rudy in there like should have happened in the first place?''

Patienc, patience.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (jm1YL)

223 LOL, kind of worried about running afoul of hazard waste laws and / or creating some sort of mutant landfill rats.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)


Mix half diesel, half gasoline. Add packing peanuts to jelly to taste. Pour mixture into microwave - add lit match.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (fiGNd)

224
Jane, did your son ever get to see Mat Best?



I'm still jealous.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 07:24 PM (qJtVm)


He went to the event, said it was a mob scene, left. The new coffee shop in Nine Line is called "Dropped Pin" and they are selling Black Rifle Coffee, and a new blend made for them by Black Rifle called Battle Brew or something. He ended up looking after a vet who was having issues.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

225 not so fast.
you have long been associated with chili.
Posted by: concrete girl at March



heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (MTjB1)

226 Я не знаю ничего!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (e9G8E)

227 Goody. Now we get to start the John Bolton's Mustache jokes again. Just substitute his name for Chuck Norris'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (GdWl+)

228 I have to say, a Bolton is better than a strapon.

And when he takes a crapon the Iran deal, it'll get even better.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (0ogQG)

229 >>Should I get more popcorn now or wait...#twoweeks?

What's coming has been coming for months. I prefer to start my celebrating early to avoid the last minute rush.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

230 I have a moustache.

Posted by: Tony Curtis at March 22, 2018 07:29 PM (oU+Gp)

231 re 217: I dunno about Giuliani. He did a lot of good in NYC but also had some prosecutions that backfired.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2018 07:29 PM (KxbBq)

232 Scott Adams predicted that Bolton would replace McMaster, but that Bolton would have to lose the mustache, as that's not Trump's branding.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2018 07:27 PM (ANIFC)


Then, per Eris, he'll be seating none.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

233 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM

Alternatively, you could borrow Bolton's mustache and wipe the microwave clean.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:29 PM (2NqXo)

234 Guessing that the leaks / leakers are not confined to one agency and Bolton is going to find them wherever they are.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)

235
When was the last time Bolton tortured a Russian?

I rest my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:29 PM (o7tuA)

236 If Little Rocket Man was nervous before, he's sh!tting pickles right about now.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM (HiDrR)

237 Scott Adams predicted that Bolton would replace
McMaster, but that Bolton would have to lose the mustache, as that's not
Trump's branding. Has anyone seen what Bolton looks like today?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2018 07:27 PM (ANIFC)


When we met him at a dinner a couple of weeks ago, the 'stache didn't look nearly as white in person.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

238 Isn't Giuliani suffering from poor health?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM (2NqXo)

239 The stock market dropped 700 points today, but popcorn futures are up sharply in after-hours trading.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

240 MUSTACHE 'stache. Dammit.

*waits for incoming snark*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

241
Bolton is a warmongering chickenhawk trainwreck who's been more incorrect more often on foreign policy than anyone else I can think of.


Let me know when Bolton calls in James Taylor to help with foreign policy

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM (lKyWE)

242 Alternatively, you could borrow Bolton's mustache and wipe the microwave clean.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March




Someone reported that Bolton's mustache was the inspiration for the scrubbing bubbles guys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)

243 have CNN and MSNBC started their investigations into Bolton's every last everything?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (KxbBq)

244 he fucked paolo's wife so thoroughly paolo is expecting.


...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (GdWl+)

245 Only reason I ever liked McMaster was the combat rep he got from 73 Easting back in 1991 - but that was a long time ago.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:09 PM
---
that "battle" was the result of over a decade of hard training by US forces, both in Europe and here in the states.

McMaster was just in the right place at the right time to get credit for the actions of all who came before him,. and the NCOs and enlisted who actually did the fighting.

only an actively incompetent commander could have blown it, and even then, short of surrendering, the technological edge of the US force would have decided the outcome.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (pJeub)

246 We will, we will ROCK YOU !

Posted by: Farrokh Bulsara at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (6FqZa)

247 When we met him at a dinner a couple of weeks ago, the 'stache didn't look nearly as white in person.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)


So ... we've got recon on the color. How about the seating arrangement ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (fiGNd)

248 Let me know when Bolton calls in James Taylor to help with foreign policy
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

I imagine Bolton would be more likely to call in Ted Nugent to help.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (9Hjhc)

249 FTDB - It Sure Looks Like Disney Stole the Graphic Design for Its "Solo" Promotional Materials From Album Design Covers by an Artist They Didn't Pay



Yeash no, I'm not seeing it. That technique has been around for a long time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

250 Rep. Jim Jordan: Spending Bill May Be 'Worst Bill' He's Seen In His Time In Congress -WZ

and that's saying something.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 07:28 PM (r9UYA)


Well ... the Fed finally starting to act even half-rationally will put an end to this insane spending. Washington just doesn't seem to believe that the monetary system has actual limits. It's baffling ... although I do understand how no one wants to be seen as the one who cut the government and, thus, "caused" the monetary meltdown that we have had coming since 2008. This is the same sort of fear that caused the conservative Republican reps in 2008 to finally back down and allow the TARP shit to go through. There was going to be a disaster, either way, but no one wanted to stick out so that everyone else could try to blame them for it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:31 PM (8gDQu)

251 When you're down. And troubled. And you need a helping hand...

Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at March 22, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

252 We are all RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT COLLUSION BOTS now.

Posted by: James Comey, Superstar at March 22, 2018 07:32 PM (BiLU+)

253 >>238 Isn't Giuliani suffering from poor health?

Not only that, he's a drunk and is anti-2A

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 07:32 PM (r9UYA)

254 231

Rudy took on the NYC mob at the peak of its power. That's the type of person needed to go after deep state criminals.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 07:32 PM (lrumt)

255 Russian Reset Button Sales Plummet Unexpectedly

Posted by: Today's Headlines at March 22, 2018 07:32 PM (H8S+R)

256 177 Bolton is a warmongering chickenhawk trainwreck who's been more incorrect more often on foreign policy than anyone else I can think of. Trump campaigned to a certain degree on being the candidate that was realistic about foreign military entanglements and he's in the process of throwing all of that in the trash. Enjoy the future wars in Syria, Iran, Ukraine, North Korea, and God knows where else along with the associated debt. A stupid, stupid appointment.


Posted by: Motorhead at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM

I've never been a Bolton fan for some of the reasons you've listed, but you're forgetting one thing:

Trump is calling the shots.

My guess is that Trump is pivoting to China and North Korea and Bolton is going to be a part of that repositioning. We've been seeing that with the tariffs and the meeting between Trump and Lil Kim coming up in the next month or so.

Maybe we're seeing the start of a good cop/bad cop situation here. Really, I don't know if having a hardliner as your NS guy would make any impression on the Norks or the Red Chinee. But obviously Trump has decided Bolton has some sort of skill set that he wants right now.

I will continue to trust President Trump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM (4ErVI)

257 Bolton is a warmongering blah blah blah



I don't really care as long as the women are lamenating. That is when you know you've scored a win.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM (roQNm)

258 would think any sanitary concerns could be addressed by simply microwaving the splatter for a couple of minutes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (MTjB1)

Get some black pipe cleaners and glue, and fit several of the larger blobs with a bunch of tiny legs. Enjoy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM (Dbv1R)

259 I figure that PDT is a year in and starting to get a real feel for how gubment really works. I picture him sitting in his study, enjoying a well iced Diet Coke, and thinking of more ways to outsmart the b***t**ds in the Deep State

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM (jm1YL)

260 Well, found a microwave cleaning recipe from some guy in austin, may be a little bit of overkill.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

261 re 197: if we're going to war against every county in the world, can we start with a couple of counties in California?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2018 07:34 PM (KxbBq)

262 Isn't Giuliani suffering from poor health?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM
~~~~~

Very possibly. Saw him on some show about two weeks ago and he really looked terrible--like he aged 20 years overnight.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:34 PM (HiDrR)

263 Stalin's mustache was formidable only because it was 50% composed of pipe tar, sticky nicotine and Trotsky's fractured skullbone.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2018 07:34 PM (bJ0w+)

264 At last! Bolton

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2018 07:35 PM (5gaNQ)

265 When we met him at a dinner a couple of weeks ago, the 'stache didn't look nearly as white in person.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:30 PM

Uh oh. This wasn't one of those Strzok-Page "dinner parties" where everyone's sneaking off to the shrubbery and making hand signals behind Bolton's back, was it?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:35 PM (2NqXo)

266 A veto would make PDT the most bestest president ever. I wonder if he realizes that?

Posted by: frequed at March 22, 2018 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

267 John Bold-ton

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 07:35 PM (H+7tw)

268 " Finished Tuesday and just now getting sober.
Posted by: Diogenes "

Don't think I'll get that far, Mrs Eez is generating steaks & baked potatoes as we speak ....

and the Voice From Downstairs summons me !

bbl

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 22, 2018 07:35 PM (e11dj)

269 Well, Bolton may not be perfect, however, he has been railing against deep state and how Trump needs to get rid of it since day one or day one after the election.

He is another version of Trump, he may not be my first choice but he is the best choice to get the job done.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:35 PM (MTjB1)

270 I don't really care as long as the women are lamenating.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM (roQNm)


What does producing milk have to do with it?



Posted by: Dumbass-Krugman sufferer at March 22, 2018 07:36 PM (8iiMU)

271 Motorhead:

re 'Stache Gordon, as I like to call him, if he's a little bit crazy that DOES send the message abroad not to f*ck with us.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 22, 2018 07:36 PM (6FqZa)

272 I saw Chickenhawk Trainwreck open for Jump 'n the Saddle Band at the House of Blues in '84

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:36 PM (EzdLW)

273 Microwave Mess?

I avoid those by putting an inverted dinner plate over the dinner plate. Unless the meal is really tall, the plates fit fine. And when the meal is warm, you put the top plate underneath the bottom one. The second hot plate keeps your dinner warmer, longer.

Will also work for bowls. And you have a warm-hot plate to carry the bowl, and stuff like silverware and crackers.

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 07:36 PM (4dz1m)

274 Has John Bolton ever played Tetris? I think that would be proof right there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2018 07:37 PM (/qEW2)

275 Microwave Mess?

I avoid those by putting an inverted dinner plate over the dinner plate. Unless the meal is really tall, the plates fit fine. And when the meal is warm, you put the top plate underneath the bottom one. The second hot plate keeps your dinner warmer, longer.

Will also work for bowls. And you have a warm-hot plate to carry the bowl, and stuff like silverware and crackers.
Posted by: rd at March




Have done that but sometimes it slides off of the bowl.



When I am not rushed my preference is to do everything on the stove or in the oven, but for reheating chili it takes to long.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)

276 Ahem. Cool Facts About John Bolton's Moustache

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/3column-151796.php

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

277 Trust me ... half diesel, half gas. Add some packing peanuts until it starts to gel.

Pour into microwave, and light.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:39 PM (fiGNd)

278
I don't really care as long as the women are lamenating.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM


What does producing milk have to do with it?

Posted by: Dumbass-Krugman sufferer at March 22, 2018 07:36 PM



I think he means the women will be coating the paper documents in protective plastic.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:39 PM (EzdLW)

279 Trust me ... half diesel, half gas. Add some packing peanuts until it starts to gel.

Pour into microwave, and light.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March




Thanks!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:39 PM (MTjB1)

280 I always hated his brother Michael

Posted by: jsg at March 22, 2018 07:40 PM (jq4ff)

281
You haven't seen a mess until you forget you put a soda can in the freezer to cool

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:40 PM (lKyWE)

282 Is it true that Bolton carries a straight razor?

Posted by: gNewt at March 22, 2018 07:40 PM (E3678)

283 Hahaha. Seen on Twitter:

"Bill Kristol hates John Bolton. That's a good enough endorsement for me."

Me too.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:41 PM (HiDrR)

284 Best news I've had from this admin so far

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 22, 2018 07:41 PM (swEzU)

285 Is it true that Bolton carries a straight razor?
Posted by: gNewt at March 22, 2018 07:40 PM
~~~~~

No. A garotte.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:41 PM (HiDrR)

286 273
Microwave Mess?

When my dad was getting old he liked poached eggs from the microwave. Took a few blowed up to get the timing right.

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2018 07:41 PM (nisXv)

287 Let's not lose sight of the big picture, which is rendering North Korea harmless in terms of being able to hit the US with a nuclear weapon.

If Trump can remove them as a threat to us, he'll have accomplished the biggest foreign policy victory since the Berlin Wall fell (which is increasingly looking like a Pyrrhic victory if Yuri Bezemenov is to believed) or the defeat of Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

288 You haven't seen a mess until you forget you put a soda can in the freezer to cool
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March




Oh that is nothing. Leave an unopened can of soda in the center console of your car, overnight, when the temp drops well below 0. When you get in the car in the morning you will find little coke stalactites hanging all over the inside.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:42 PM (MTjB1)

289 276 Ahem. Cool Facts About John Bolton's Moustache

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/3column-151796.php
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

Don't comment on old threads.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 07:42 PM (H+7tw)

290 Donald Trump's orange hair and John Bolton's white mustache are getting along great. So there's that.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (2NqXo)

291 So I'm seeing where China is threatening to raise tariffs on something like $3 billion worth of US exports.

Its laughable how little China buys from us.

We've been getting ripped off for how many decades and they have almost no leverage.

Posted by: Maritime at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (lKmt3)

292 When my dad was getting old he liked poached eggs from the microwave. Took a few blowed up to get the timing right.
Posted by: dartist at March




works best if you take them out of the chicken first.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (MTjB1)

293 I don't really care as long as the women are lamenating.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM
----------
What does producing milk have to do with it?
Posted by: Dumbass-Krugman sufferer at March 22, 2018 07:36 PM
----------
I think he means the women will be coating the paper documents in protective plastic.
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:39
~~~~~

Now that's some awesome Horde-ology right there.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (HiDrR)

294 Don't comment on old threads.

and that's a very old thread, though my memory reaches back to The Elder Days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

295 164 Pompeo in for Tillerson
Bolton in for McMaster...
--can we haz--
Levin in for Sessions?
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (EzdLW)

If Levin became AG I would quite literally volunteer to become the DOJ's janitor's janitor's jacket dog hair remover if it meant helping out and being close to all the deep state perp walks.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (KCgrJ)

296 Bill Kristol hates John Bolton.

That's funny because when Dubya was in charge, Kristol coated Bolton's knob with enough saliva that 23andme was able to verify not just Kristol's DNA, but the DNA of half the Standard's editorial board.

Man. Of. Principle. (And of kneepad.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (6FqZa)

297 Notice that that is pre-Hash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

298
We've been getting ripped off for how many decades and they have almost no leverage.



Posted by: Maritime at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (lKmt3)


All it takes is a relatively small number of well-placed bribes.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (8iiMU)

299 Posted by: Motorhead at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (CrZ7R)

Thanks for weighing in, Hillary voter--uhh, new poster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (tpDAe)

300 277
Trust me ... half diesel, half gas. Add some packing peanuts until it starts to gel.



Pour into microwave, and light.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:39 PM (fiGNd)

Thats the same advice i got for my bleeding head wound.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (o7tuA)

301 what I really what to know is who would win a fight between Bolton's mustache and Cheney's, used, cougardom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (MTjB1)

302 I never believed the fall of the Berlin wall was a sign of peace in our time. Politics abhors a power vacuum and someone would rush in to fill it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (roQNm)

303 I don't really care as long as the women are lamenating.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:33 PM

Ramification is what got Mary to start lamenating.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (Dbv1R)

304 Thats the same advice i got for my bleeding head wound.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (o7tuA)


Not true. Hot Iron was not suggested.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (fiGNd)

305 292 When my dad was getting old he liked poached eggs from the microwave. Took a few blowed up to get the timing right.
Posted by: dartist at March




works best if you take them out of the chicken first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (MTjB1)

YOU MONSTER!!!!! CHICKENS ARE PEOPLE TOO, AND EATING THEIR EGGS IS LIKE MURDERING UNBORN CHICKS!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (H+7tw)

306 Microwave Mess?

I avoid those by putting an inverted dinner plate over the dinner plate.
*********************

Pyrex 12" glass pie pan.

Posted by: gNewt at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (E3678)

307 Pompeo in for Tillerson

Bolton in for McMaster...

--can we haz--

Levin in for Sessions?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (EzdLW)






I'm interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

308 >>291 So I'm seeing where China is threatening to raise tariffs on something like $3 billion worth of US exports.

Its laughable how little China buys from us.


We'll fix that up right away.

Posted by: The Family McConnell at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA)

309 Heard the good news as I got into my car after a good drink-actually my drink sucked- and good conversation with CBD.

Oh and the left on cnn and msnbc are going nuts over Bolton. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (SjImc)

310 So, McMustard was the leaker at the NSA about the warning not to congratulate Putin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (VM6ev)

That's my take.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (OAlmw)

311
So I'm seeing where China is threatening to raise tariffs on something like $3 billion worth of US exports.

Our largest export to China is agriculture because they don't trust their own. I don't see how making food in China more expensive helps them.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (lKyWE)

312
275 Microwave Mess?

I avoid those by putting an inverted dinner plate over the dinner plate. Unless the meal is really tall, the plates fit fine. And when the meal is warm, you put the top plate underneath the bottom one. The second hot plate keeps your dinner warmer, longer.

Will also work for bowls. And you have a warm-hot plate to carry the bowl, and stuff like silverware and crackers.
Posted by: rd at March




Have done that but sometimes it slides off of the bowl.



When I am not rushed my preference is to do everything on the stove or in the oven, but for reheating chili it takes to long.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)
-------
Never had the slide off problem. Even with a rotating carousel. Is the microwave level? Did you center the meal over the center of rotation?

The plates I use have a definite upsweep on the outer edges. Maybe add a paper towel to friction?

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (4dz1m)

313 I never believed the fall of the Berlin wall was a sign of peace in our time. Politics abhors a power vacuum and someone would rush in to fill it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (roQNm)


A good deal of the blame for squandering the fall of the USSR goes on Bush Sr., whose first reaction was to empower and promote the UN when we should have done exactly the opposite.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (8gDQu)

314 304
Thats the same advice i got for my bleeding head wound.



Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:44 PM (o7tuA)



Not true. Hot Iron was not suggested.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (fiGNd)

Damn.
*thumbs through AoSHQ EMergency Medical Manual*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (o7tuA)

315 Trust me ... half diesel, half gas. Add some packing peanuts until it starts to gel



Packing peanuts, styrofoam cups, styrofoam packing pieces, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (TUUTu)

316 Rudy had a Deputy Mayor who is a real ratfucker, named Randy Mastro, who would make a great second Independent Counsel to investigate the Democrat Party, errr I mean Uranium One and Mueller.

You may recall Mastro from his defeat of the Chevron looters in court last year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Living the bot life! at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (DUPgJ)

317 YOU MONSTER!!!!! CHICKENS ARE PEOPLE TOO, AND EATING THEIR EGGS IS LIKE MURDERING UNBORN CHICKS!!!!!
Posted by: PETA

His microwave, his choice!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (9Hjhc)

318 John Boltons ate my dingo!

Posted by: The Baby at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (kMzf9)

319 311
So I'm seeing where China is threatening to raise tariffs on something like $3 billion worth of US exports.

Our largest export to China is agriculture because they don't trust their own. I don't see how making food in China more expensive helps them.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (lKyWE)

I don't care if they starve to death.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (4ErVI)

320 Our largest export to China is agriculture because they don't trust their own. I don't see how making food in China more expensive helps them.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March




yeah, the chinese are in a weak position now, overall, and they know it which is why they made xi emperor.

only problem is it raises the likelihood of him making a play for Taiwan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:48 PM (MTjB1)

321 Packing peanuts are delicious. Especially the ones from Georgia.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at March 22, 2018 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

322 works best if you take them out of the chicken first.


Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:43 PM (MTjB1)


i would have been pissed if I had taken a sip of my vodka.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:48 PM (o7tuA)

323 I don't care if they starve to death.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March




let them eat norks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:48 PM (MTjB1)

324 The plates I use have a definite upsweep on the outer edges. Maybe add a paper towel to friction?

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (4dz1m)

You can get plastic covers, with handles, to place over a dinner plate or bowl in the microwave. I have seen them, but don't own one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:48 PM (Dbv1R)

325 I don't care if they starve to death.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (4ErVI)


Hear, hear!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (8gDQu)

326 Packing peanuts, styrofoam cups, styrofoam packing pieces, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (TUUTu)


Ah ... a fellow chef !!!

Liquid Soap is my favorite secret ingredient.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (fiGNd)

327
Not true. Hot Iron was not suggested.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 07:45 PM (fiGNd)


I believe cauterization was in fact the consensus winner

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (lKyWE)

328 321 Packing peanuts are delicious. Especially the ones from Georgia.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at March 22, 2018 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

You should try microwaving them first.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (4ErVI)

329 THIS IS PRECIOUS:

CNN this evening sez Bolton is a Fox TV personality hired by Trump.

The effing hell.

Clapper is a f*cking liar and traitor hired by CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

330 Our largest export to China is agriculture because they don't trust their own. I don't see how making food in China more expensive helps them.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (lKyWE)

I don't care if they starve to death.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Winner winner chicken dinner

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (TUUTu)

331 Boiled packing peanuts are great.

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2018 07:50 PM (MVjcR)

332 The plates I use have a definite upsweep on the outer edges. Maybe add a paper towel to friction?

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 07:47 PM (4dz1m)


Just the paper towel, by itself, is good enough to stop splatters. Most things that go into the microwave should have a paper towel over them, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:50 PM (8gDQu)

333 213 I predict Bolton cleans house. Get rid of the Obama cockroaches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM
~~~~~

Please God!
Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (HiDrR)
-------

Here Here.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2018 07:50 PM (OAlmw)

334 I'm a big fan of packing peanuts.

Posted by: Shemp! at March 22, 2018 07:50 PM (Tyii7)

335 yay!

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (/ikqi)

336 Before we hear all the breathless gasping about chaos and insider intrigue, I will offer that 34 years on active duty just grinds you down until your mind starts screaming enough, enough, enough. Doesn't matter what your current job is or your beliefs or whatever. It is a self preservation mechanism. You get to the point where all you want to do is something else.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Lord Collingwood, mentioned in despatches at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (9X60i)

337 The plates I use have a definite upsweep on the outer edges. Maybe add a paper towel to friction?

Posted by: rd at March




will try.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1)

338 You can get plastic covers, with handles, to place
over a dinner plate or bowl in the microwave. I have seen them, but
don't own one.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:48 PM (Dbv1R)

They work. Dollar Store.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (o7tuA)

339 CNN this evening sez Bolton is a Fox TV personality hired by Trump.

The effing hell.

Clapper is a f*cking liar and traitor hired by CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

msnbc called him ULTRA right Wing. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (SjImc)

340 CNN this evening sez Bolton is a Fox TV personality hired by Trump.

The effing hell.

Clapper is a f*cking liar and traitor hired by CNN.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

Well, Trump won't hire Anderson Cooper, because he doesn't need a third-rate blowjob.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (Dbv1R)

341 330 Winner winner chicken dinner
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (TUUTu)

MEAT IS MURDER!!!!! STOP OBJECTIFYING CHICKENS YOU MURDERING MONSTER!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (H+7tw)

342 Ah ... a fellow chef !!!

Liquid Soap is my favorite secret ingredient.
Posted by: ScoggDog


*fistbump

Best packing pieces come from refrigerators, furniture, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (TUUTu)

343 Hear, hear!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:49 PM (8gDQu)

If Solyent Green was made in China, and you ate it, would you be hungry two hours later?

Although, it would probably be renamed Solylent (Commie) Red......






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (8iiMU)

344 335
yay!

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:51 PM (/ikqi)

Yay! Willow said Yay! Yay Willow!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (o7tuA)

345 CNN this evening sez Bolton is a Fox TV personality hired by Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

See the same people who came all over themselves over an Oprah candidacy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (9Hjhc)

346 Eggs = boneless chicken

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (TUUTu)

347 310 So, McMustard was the leaker at the NSA about the warning not to congratulate Putin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (VM6ev)

That's my take.
Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (OAlmw)

Mine too. My guess is he hated that PDT disobeyed his direct order, and vented to his favorite media buddies.

Compare to the lickspittle EU response?
They were afraid Putin was going to cut off the heat?

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (4dz1m)

348 You can get plastic covers, with handles, to place
over a dinner plate or bowl in the microwave. I have seen them, but
don't own one.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March




so when you say "handles", you mean like ears?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

349 "Sez"
fucking autocucumber

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (9Hjhc)

350 A paper towel works too. Shocker.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (/hEVw)

351 wiki. fgs...John Robert Bolton is an American diplomat, attorney, the latest contestant on "The Apprentice - White House Edition", and the National Security Advisor-designate of the United State

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (/ikqi)

352 Trump really wants to put the squeeze on Iran and is eliminating anyone who disagrees.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

353 Tucker Time

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

354 &^$#$#@

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (/ikqi)

355 so when you say "handles", you mean like ears?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (MTjB1)


Back to the sexbot thing?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (8gDQu)

356 "CNN this evening sez Bolton is a Fox TV personality hired by Trump. The effing hell."

ha ... well I think in high school he worked part time as an ambassador or something, but most of his career Bolton was president of Red Eye on Fox.

Bolton had made clear (on Red Eye iirc) that he is NOT a neo-con, so maybe we won't go to war the day after he comes in to his office.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (bT8Z4)

357 I believe cauterization was in fact the consensus winner

Amputation was a close second, tho'.

Nothin' personal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (GdWl+)

358 346 Eggs = boneless chicken
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (TUUTu)

YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG;

EGG=UNBORN CHICKEN.

THEREFORE EATING IT IS MURDER!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at March 22, 2018 07:54 PM (H+7tw)

359 Back to the sexbot thing?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March



well, it is kind of a loop.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:54 PM (MTjB1)

360
So far, Trump has outsmarted the swamp for the most part.

But, if he doesn't veto this omnibus bill, he'll lose his supporters.

Financing the Sanctuary Cities is a huge betrayal of the people who voted for candidate Trump.

He needs to revisit the example of Pres Bush (the first one), who thought breaking his word was just hunky-dory.

That lying jackass gave us Clinton and the Hillaroid.

And stopped the Reagan Revolution dead in it's tracks.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2018 07:54 PM (E3rQ4)

361 so when you say "handles", you mean like ears?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

Mine has indents in the top for a coupla fingers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 07:54 PM (o7tuA)

362 Mine has indents in the top for a coupla fingers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:55 PM (MTjB1)

363 And stopped the Reagan Revolution dead in it's tracks.


From the Bush Family's POV that's a feature.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

364 "so when you say "handles", you mean like ears?"

Like on a jug?

Posted by: BO at March 22, 2018 07:55 PM (UdKB7)

365 srsly look at wikis quick Bolton ..

wiki on the long wiki actually states all his appts .. but that quick view .. No no partisan b.s there.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:56 PM (/ikqi)

366 Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2018 07:54 PM (E3rQ4)

No New Taxes!

Posted by: Poppy Bush at March 22, 2018 07:57 PM (H+7tw)

367
Financing the Sanctuary Cities is a huge betrayal of the people who voted for candidate Trump.

Cutting funding for sanctuary cities will be decided by the courts.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:57 PM (lKyWE)

368 illinewik, look at wikis fast take that comes up

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:57 PM (/ikqi)

369 you know, once Trump gets things straightened out, declares Antarctica our 51st state, and puts in a world class airport, casino, and hotel, I am going to start working on my Chilly Willy Chili Recipe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)

370 Boiled packing peanuts are great.
Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2018 07:50 PM

Especially is you slip them into a bottle of cola and shake 'em up.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 07:58 PM (2NqXo)

371 Amazon Woman only wear John Bolt-on.

Posted by: Amazon Woman at March 22, 2018 07:58 PM (E3678)

372 The Chinese probably think making Xi an emperor looks like a show of strength.

Actually it makes them look like a bunch of hysterical faggots. Can anyone say overreaction?

Trump probably laughed when he heard about it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)

373 364 "so when you say "handles", you mean like ears?"

Like on a jug?
Posted by: BO at March 22, 2018 07:55 PM (UdKB7)

I heard that!

Posted by: A Jug with Ears at March 22, 2018 07:58 PM (H+7tw)

374 you know, once Trump gets things straightened out, declares Antarctica our 51st state, and puts in a world class airport, casino, and hotel, I am going to start working on my Chilly Willy Chili Recipe.
Posted by: yankeefifth


With carrots!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 07:59 PM (TUUTu)

375 John Robert Bolton is an American diplomat, attorney, the latest contestant on "The Apprentice - White House Edition", and the National Security Advisor-designate of the United States

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:59 PM (/ikqi)

376 all zees talk of moustaches wounds my heart with a monotonous languor...

Posted by: Balzac et Flaubert, LLC at March 22, 2018 07:59 PM (Co9e8)

377 369 you know, once Trump gets things straightened out, declares Antarctica our 51st state, and puts in a world class airport, casino, and hotel, I am going to start working on my Chilly Willy Chili Recipe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)

And because it's happening in the glorious Trump America, that chili won't have carrots because anyone who does that gets lined up with the fentanyl dealers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 07:59 PM (4ErVI)

378 158 I predict Bolton cleans house. Get rid of the Obama cockroaches.

_______________________

I sure hope he does. Place is crawling with those traitors.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2018 07:59 PM (fqUgw)

379 you know, once Trump gets things straightened out, declares Antarctica our 51st state, and puts in a world class airport, casino, and hotel, I am going to start working on my Chilly Willy Chili Recipe.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Don't forget the fried penguin egg on top.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 07:59 PM (9Hjhc)

380 anyway wiki does much better on the long explanation of Boltons accomplishments.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 08:00 PM (/ikqi)

381 YES! OH GOD YES!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 22, 2018 08:00 PM (q1ttN)

382 msnbc called him ULTRA right Wing. LOL



Well, compared to them, he would be. They've gone so far off the Marxist/Postmodern/Progressive cliff as to be a parody. The only response left to anyone who cites them is uncontrollable laughter. "You gotta be shittin' me. You actually pay attention to those imbeciles?"

SCTV has more credibility than all the lefty MFM outlets combined.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 22, 2018 08:00 PM (GdWl+)

383 From the Bush Family's POV that's a feature.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
*************

Bush's should model themselves after the Mexicans that they love so much and leave the country.

Posted by: Amazon Woman at March 22, 2018 08:00 PM (E3678)

384 YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG;

EGG=UNBORN CHICKEN.

THEREFORE EATING IT IS MURDER!!!!!
Posted by: PETA


*cough ixnay onna unborn murderay cough*
Posted by: Planned Parenthood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM (TUUTu)

385 wiki;;On March 22, 2018 President Donald Trump announced his appointment as National Security Advisor who will take office on April 9, 2018

that was fast

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM (/ikqi)

386 >>YES! OH GOD YES!

I'll have what he's having.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

387 Man, with this looming spending bill shit I was a little down in the dumps... but getting rid of that deep-state military failure McSuckmyfuckingcockyou traitor is fucking welcome news!!!


FUCK yeah!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM (jjaLl)

388 I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Pyongyang and Tehran right about now.


Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:23 PM (HiDrR)



In Tehran you'd be one of a million of the wall. In Pyongyang you'd be dinner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM (SiINZ)

389 you know the difference between stormy daniels and everyone at msnbc?


stormy daniels works nude.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM (MTjB1)

390
Toodles, Puffnstuff!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

391 Damn, JackStraw, you are here like 24/7!

Good! I like you.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 22, 2018 08:02 PM (jjaLl)

392
you know the difference between stormy daniels and everyone at msnbc?

She doesn't do butt stuff

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 08:02 PM (lKyWE)

393 How much damage can McMasters do until he leaves?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2018 08:03 PM (tpDAe)

394 Star Wars is on. It's the episode where everyone carries a Tommy gun.

Posted by: BO at March 22, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)

395 Current CNN opinion piece title on their website --

Opinion: John Bolton's mustache is more qualified to be national security adviser than he is

I wonder if I could interest CNN in some new fainting couches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2018 08:03 PM (0ogQG)

396 McLeaker

Posted by: Izapole at March 22, 2018 08:03 PM (f9ze2)

397 you know the difference between stormy daniels and everyone at msnbc?


stormy daniels works nude.
Posted by: yankeefifth

*fap fap fap*

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 22, 2018 08:03 PM (9Hjhc)

398 363 And stopped the Reagan Revolution dead in it's tracks.


From the Bush Family's POV that's a feature.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

Why do you think the Bush Family hates PDT?

It ain't because he bitchslapped Jeb! all over place.

No, this is only business, nothing personal on the Bushies part.

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 08:04 PM (4dz1m)

399 Good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2018 08:04 PM (EoRCO)

400 Didn't Obama set up the National Security Advisor to take over all the covert wet work teams so Obama would have complete control?

That would mean Trump has direct control of all those operators without intervention from layers of Pentagon or CIA bureaucracy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 22, 2018 08:04 PM (roQNm)

401 310 So, McMustard was the leaker at the NSA about the warning not to congratulate Putin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (VM6ev)

That's my take.
Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2018 07:46 PM (OAlmw)

Mine too. My guess is he hated that PDT disobeyed his direct order, and vented to his favorite media buddies.

Compare to the lickspittle EU response?
They were afraid Putin was going to cut off the heat?
Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 07:52 PM (4dz1m)

What is it about these guys who don't understand who the boss is? Is lack of intelligence or character?
Every one of these hubristic imbeciles thinks he's the center of the universe. They deserve only public degradation.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 22, 2018 08:04 PM (nBr1j)

402 would like to get the off cam dialogue between stormy daniels / anderson cooper. would like to know if they swapped dick sucking techniques.

cooper: stormy you are doing it all wrong, that is not what men like

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

403 susan rice was much more qualified .

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 08:05 PM (/ikqi)

404 Why do you think the Bush Family hates PDT?

It ain't because he bitchslapped Jeb! all over place.

No, this is only business, nothing personal on the Bushies part.
Posted by: rd


PDT is one businessman they shouldn't go up against.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 08:05 PM (TUUTu)

405 SCTV has more credibility than all the lefty MFM outlets combined.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 22, 2018 08:00 PM (GdWl+)

To bad John Candy is so long gone now. He'd have done a funny President Trump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 08:05 PM (4ErVI)

406 384 YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG;

EGG=UNBORN CHICKEN.

THEREFORE EATING IT IS MURDER!!!!!
Posted by: PETA


*cough ixnay onna unborn murderay cough*
Posted by: Planned Parenthood
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM (TUUTu)

ORRYSAY

EGG=UNBORN CHICKEN>FETUSES

Posted by: PETA at March 22, 2018 08:05 PM (H+7tw)

407 351 wiki. fgs...John Robert Bolton is an American diplomat, attorney, the latest contestant on "The Apprentice - White House Edition", and the National Security Advisor-designate of the United State
Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (/ikqi)


Sounds like some wiseass has been creatively editing Wiki.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

408 How much damage can McMasters do until he leaves?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2018 08:03 PM (tpDAe)


Good question! Here's hoping Bolton and others warned PDT about that possibility and Mr. Un-Clean is isolated like he's playing Family Feud for the Big Money....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 22, 2018 08:06 PM (jjaLl)

409
you know, once Trump gets things straightened out, declares Antarctica our 51st state,


I come from a state down under ... overrun with icebacks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 08:06 PM (pNxlR)

410 What is it about these guys who don't understand who the boss is? Is lack of intelligence or character?
Every one of these hubristic imbeciles thinks he's the center of the universe. They deserve only public degradation.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 22, 2018 08:04 PM (nBr1j)

I've never understood it. You don't start a war with your boss. Everyone knows that. You take it out on the customers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 08:06 PM (4ErVI)

411 i just want to say....i love you morons and ettes.....you make me laugh....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 08:07 PM (0O7c5)

412
Yeb! == soyboii

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 08:07 PM (pNxlR)

413 jeb calls his wife papi

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 08:08 PM (MTjB1)

414 A car loaded with propane tanks ran through the main gate at Travis Air Force Base in northern California on Wednesday night. Military personnel ran up to the burning car that exploded in flame after breaching the security gates.

In video posted on an Air Force forum on Facebook, firefighters are seen attempting to put out the flames.

Law enforcement sources say the car carried propane tanks and the driver deliberately ignited the fire. He died inside the car, which drove off the road into a ditch. There are no reports of shots fired during the incident. The driver has been identified by law enforcement but not been named.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2018 08:08 PM (SjImc)

415
Star Wars is on. It's the episode where everyone carries a Tommy gun.
Posted by: BO at March 22, 2018 08:03 PM



Is that the one where Will Robinson rigs the Holodeck to play Quidditch?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 08:08 PM (EzdLW)

416 Thursday Fun Fact:

Hillary Clinton bolstered her FUPA and fashioned her landing strip to resemble John Bolton's mustache.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2018 08:09 PM (bJ0w+)

417
you know, once Trump gets things straightened out, declares Antarctica our 51st state,


Antartica doesn't have any oil. Declare the Arctic the the 51st state and you get the and piss off the Russians

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 08:09 PM (lKyWE)

418
Jim Acosta's mangina is all a'flutter ... the abuse will only get worse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 08:09 PM (pNxlR)

419 Why do you think the Bush Family hates PDT?

It ain't because he bitchslapped Jeb! all over place.

No, this is only business, nothing personal on the Bushies part.
Posted by: rd

--------

Yep. The Bush clan are open borders Globalists. They have to hate a border wall building, unapologetic U.S. Nationalist like PDT.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2018 08:09 PM (0t14c)

420 Is that the one where Will Robinson rigs the Holodeck to play Quidditch?
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 08:08 PM (EzdLW

Nope. It's the one where Malcolm Reynolds convinces the lion to gather infinity stones.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 22, 2018 08:10 PM (KCgrJ)

421 Rick Wilson twatted that Bolton means NUCKULAR WAR!

Hmm I might have to reassess my opinion about Bolton if EVERYONE from the shrieking shrikes on MSNBC and Kristol and Rick Wilson think he's toxic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 08:10 PM (4ErVI)

422 Hahaha. Seen on Twitter:

"Bill Kristol hates John Bolton. That's a good enough endorsement for me."

Me too.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:41 PM (HiDrR)



Trump could have picked Kristol and the cuck would have screamed and whined how much he hates himself as the pick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)

423 Antartica doesn't have any oil. Declare the Arctic the the 51st state and you get the and piss off the Russians
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March




Yeah sure, but we get the giant buried lake, hidden pyramids, the secret nazi base, the alien weapons, and penguins.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 08:11 PM (MTjB1)

424 Use 2 pyrex pie plates, one to hold food, one to cover the food. Great for heating up any kind of chow. This is known.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2018 08:11 PM (zLDYs)

425 The driver has been identified by law enforcement but not been named.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

10,000 Quatloos on "Mohammed bin Muhammad al Mohammud"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2018 08:11 PM (9Hjhc)

426 Nooddie nood

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 08:12 PM (o7tuA)

427 why is the switch not happening until 4/9? would prefer they had not announced it so far in the future.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 08:12 PM (MTjB1)

428 419
The Bush clan are open borders Globalists. They have to hate a border wall building, unapologetic U.S. Nationalist like PDT.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2018 08:09 PM (0t14c)


I remember after 9/11, when Bush 43 could have slammed the border shut and 90% of the American people would have supported him, instead reassured the President of Mexico that nothing would change.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

429
Financing the Sanctuary Cities is a huge betrayal of the people who voted for candidate Trump.

Cutting funding for sanctuary cities will be decided by the courts.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 07:57 PM (lKyWE)

NO. Congress is supposed to decide how Federal Money is spent!

Not a bunch of unelected judges. The problem is that Congress refuses to say NO!

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 08:13 PM (4dz1m)

430 Rick Wilson twatted that Bolton means NUCKULAR WAR!

Hmm I might have to reassess my opinion about Bolton if EVERYONE from the shrieking shrikes on MSNBC and Kristol and Rick Wilson think he's toxic.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 08:10 PM (4ErVI)

-----

I'm all the way on board with Bolton being a great choice, but even more so if that COC RINO sucker of cock Wick Rilson hates him. Fuck that DIABLO in particular.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2018 08:14 PM (0t14c)

431 429
NO. Congress is supposed to decide how Federal Money is spent!

Not a bunch of unelected judges. The problem is that Congress refuses to say NO!
Posted by: rd at March 22, 2018 08:13 PM (4dz1m)


I wish Trump wouldn't sign the spending bill, but I hold the GOPe cucks primarily responsible for it.

I continue to believe that they are going to throw the 2018 midterms and join with the Democrats for impeachment.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

432 that ryan / cuck comic was really funny yesterday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

433 what? Awwww. Ok.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 08:19 PM (MTjB1)

434
Our largest export to China is agriculture because they don't trust their own


Try our seven course all melanine special!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 08:22 PM (pNxlR)

435 Rick Wilson twatted that Bolton means NUCKULAR WAR

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2018 08:23 PM (MS0+a)

436 https://youtu.be/abfLDg_7Hjo

jeb! saddest moments......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 08:24 PM (0O7c5)

437 Did Trump sign the FISA extension?

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2018 08:25 PM (MS0+a)

438 Even with this the budget cuck up makes me know there will be no shorn satchels in my cup tonight.

Posted by: Pudding Cup at March 22, 2018 08:25 PM (pw+jk)

439 The Washington Consensus(tm) was summed up by Susan Rice recently when she said we should just let the Norks obtain nukes.

Catherine Herridge just outed their latest talking point: "How will North Korea believe us if we cancel the Iran Deal?"

How will they believe us if we *don't*? What will we reply if they say "We'll take the same deal you gave Iran!"?

Finally--Bolton is on the same page as the President.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2018 08:25 PM (Ndje9)

440 Where is McMaster going

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2018 08:26 PM (MS0+a)

441 In Tehran you'd be one of a million of the wall. In Pyongyang you'd be dinner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2018 08:01 PM
~~~~~

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 08:29 PM (HiDrR)

442 Ok ESPN 1 sucks but on ESPN 2 there is the JOHSONville CORNHOLE championships.

You can't make that shit up.

You see BECAUSE JOHNSON IS A TERM FOR PENIS AND CORN HOLE IS A TERM FORM CORN HOLE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 22, 2018 08:40 PM (pw+jk)

443 An anagram for John Robert Bolton is "Lt. J. Hobo Bonertron".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 22, 2018 08:42 PM (aId/R)

444 ""How will North Korea believe us if we cancel the Iran Deal?"

Me, I want North Korea to believe there's no way in hell they're going to get a deal like the one Barky gave to the ayatollahs.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 22, 2018 08:43 PM (aId/R)

445 Trump isn't going to make him shave the stache???!!!???

My tiny little mind is broken!

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANY MORE!!!!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 22, 2018 09:09 PM (whb4G)

446 Dear horde- you're all very clever, but I must say nothing you've ever written has never made me spit out a drop of bourbon. Just sayin'. Some of you can't hold your booze, apparently.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 22, 2018 11:03 PM (w7U7L)

447 I just can't stay mad at Trump. Good on him for the timing.

Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2018 11:06 PM (XQvuQ)

448 I'm BACK in the saddle again!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnMpVt_921w

Posted by: Beverly at March 22, 2018 11:53 PM (ouJ5Z)

449 MY HEALTH IS RESTORE
i am so happy to share this testimony with the world because generally there are so many doubts about the cure of hpv and cancer This is real take it serious, i am so happy that today i can give this testimony to the world and also help in saving life of people who has been condemned for death just as i was ,who will believe that herbs can cure hpv and cancer completely from the body, i never believe that this will work, i have spend a lot of money getting drugs from the hospital to keep me healthy, it got to a time that all i was waiting for is death to come because i was broke and i already have strong outbreaks from the hpv, one day i was going through the internet asking questions online just to know more about the latest development in the medical sector to see if there is still hope then i stumbled on a post about about this great man called Dr. Ehiagwina through a publicly made a testimony on how she was also cured of ALS by this herbal doctor who is well known for his strong ancient herbal practice at first i doubted both the woman and the doctor just as so many that see's this post would doubt because medically it has been proven impossible but later i decided to give him a try so i emailed him I did not believe him that much, I just wanted to give him a try, he replied my mail and Needed some Information about me, then I sent them to him, he prepare herbal medicine and sent it through Courier Service for delivery, he gave my details to the Courier Office. they told me that 3-5 days I will receive the package and after receiving it, i took the medicine as prescribed by him at the end of 13days that the medicine lasted, he told me to go to the hospital for a test, and i went, surprisingly after the test the doctor confirm me hpv negative and cancer disappear i thought it was a joke, i went to other hospitals and was also negative the doctors were speechless and i said it was a miracle, thank you sir for saving my life even if you cannot see this post i shall never stop testifying the impact you made in my life by restoring back my life when i was being stigmatized and even avoided by family and friends , I promise I will always testify of your good works. Dr. Ehiagwina contact: ehiagwinaherbalhome@gmail.com OR call +2348162084504 you can also add him on whatsapp. He can also cure Alzheimer, hsv type 2 and many others.

Posted by: SHANTEL KELLY at March 23, 2018 03:00 AM (VvQQ/)

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