Russian Panic: The Russia Conspiracy Is Now Joined by... John Bolton

NEW: John Bolton appeared in a video for a Kremlin-linked Russian gun rights organization.

Source close to Bolton said he had no idea that's what it was for -- but that fmr NRA president David Keene had asked him to do it.https://t.co/WYF3j6lGB0
— Tim Mak (@timkmak) March 22, 2018

Over the years, Kremlin-linked politician Torshin and fmr NRA president Keene advertised their close relationship by posting photos of each other on the web.

But with that relationship under scrutiny, Keene has scrubbed his website of it.

But he forgot his Facebook page. pic.twitter.com/aMR8ZWORg3
— Tim Mak (@timkmak) March 22, 2018

I... see. It's now treason to know any Russians.

Gee, I wonder if any prominent Democrats have ever had dealings with Russians.

Like, oh I don't know, regarding uranium. Something minor like that.

Sean Davis tagged this post as "churnalism," another word for clickbait, which I think is a great new word.

Really looking forward to your next chapter in this hard-hitting investigative churnalism series: This Other Guy I Don't Like Is Also Totally A Russian Spy. https://t.co/iUsFLn62VO
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 22, 2018

I said “Jeff Sessions is a Russian agent” was my fave media/Dem conspiracy theory but this one is a new, close second. https://t.co/mygtO7UbIg
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 22, 2018

Oh, and as that MZ Hemingway tweet mentions the Sessions conspiracy theory, do read her article: You can believe one of two things -- either Andrew "Insurance Policy" McCabe was a dirty cop acting at the direction of his Democrat masters in opening an absurd investigation into Sessions, or you can believe that Jeff Sessions is a Russian spy.

Those are the alternatives.

It's absurd. The media treats these guys like they're such straight-arrows they roam the streets looking for gay arrows to bash.

But they're crooked.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:22 PM

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1 corgis called

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 06:16 PM (hMwEB)

2 Oh I get Foist even with calling the horde before posting!
I feel so virtuous.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 06:17 PM (hMwEB)

3 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
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Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

4 Not first

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 06:17 PM (x33H9)

5 Churnalism is awesome.

You should steal that.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2018 06:18 PM (iEi6T)

6 Which is meant to put the kibosh on any talk of Bolton joining the Trump administration.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2018 06:18 PM (ANIFC)

7 pfffft. This is nothing. I know for a fact that Bolton has tasted vodka and has a set of those Russian nesting dolls.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:18 PM (W5Rb0)

8 Both sides always go after associates or just people who happen to walk into the Octagon.

I'm waiting for Guy Who Delivered Pizza to Trump Liniked to Pro-Russian Food Festival.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2018 06:18 PM (4ErVI)

9 All Russians, all day. I suppose The Dude is guilty, too, since he drank white russians (also racist. A two-fer!!).

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at March 22, 2018 06:18 PM (C1NyB)

10 Jeff Sessions is a Russian spy has a certain je ne se qua to it...

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:18 PM (a0IVu)

11 Bolton's real name is Stashya Stashyanovich

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 06:19 PM (hMwEB)

12 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
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Posted by: Insomniac

So, Aqua Velva really works, huh ?

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 06:19 PM (x33H9)

13 White russians are so so good..hmm..I might just have one this evening.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

14 Bolton uses caviar pomade... on his stache

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 06:20 PM (hMwEB)

15 11 Bolton's real name is Stashya Stashyanovich

Nah. It's Musstache'ogorsky.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:20 PM (W5Rb0)

16
I... see. It's now treason to know any Russians.

I live in a Russian neighborhood. I hope I don't hang

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 06:20 PM (lKyWE)

17 FFS.

Our son went to Russia as a Boy Scout on an exchange. Had a little Rooskie girlfriend for a while, too.

OMG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

18 This obsession the left has with Russians is getting old and stale.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

19 You know who else was a Russian with a 'stache.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 06:21 PM (ox1EL)

20 NPR doesn't like Russians anymore?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:21 PM (IqV8l)

21 So, Aqua Velva really works, huh ?
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 06:19 PM (x33H9)

That's more like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

22 The youngest Obama is......Sasha.

But then, her daddy is a commie, so..

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

23 Who is Tim Mak?

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

24 Well Sessions has pointy ears and is white so Putin yeah!

Posted by: Gumby at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (+aiYj)

25 In the future, everyone will be a Russian spy for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

26 18. Just pointing out - the sheer pants-shitting terror and absurd paranoia the proglodytes have re: Russia is another confirmation of the Slavic Master Race hypothesis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (fA1SL)

27 aaah The Americans is coming back but I don't get that channel
*sobs*

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (hMwEB)

28 How long before we hear...

Team NeverTrump: "The NRA is a pro-Putin operation. We must ban guns!

We will get Ralph Peters, U.S. Champagne Colonel, telling us how the U.S. military must invade the U.S. to purge Pro-Putin gun lovers for the sake of Democracy!

Posted by: William Eaton at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (MuTTO)

29 19 You know who else was a Russian with a 'stache.

Doctor Zhivago? What did he do wrong?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (W5Rb0)

30 this is all reactionary. Sure, we can make fun of the insane left but the right wing leadership should get on with making america great again instead of placating liberal insanity again.

It's beyond fucking bonker ballz to listen to the folks who cheered on the soviets go full metal bircher here.

and yes, what of Uranium One, libs? Now do that.

And the austin bomber was a big conservative who luved him some jebus and guns? Ok, now do Micah Xavier Johnson. kthanxbai

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (DQC26)

31 That law about using propaganda on the American public that was rescinded overwhelmingly by both parties in 2012. These assholes were chomping at the bit for decades to do what they are doing now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2018 06:23 PM (89T5c)

32 OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
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Posted by: Insomniac

So, Aqua Velva really works, huh ?
Posted by: JT

On a fresh cut? You betcha!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 06:23 PM (TUUTu)

33 I remember when the left loooooooved the Soviet Union. Which commie spent his honeymoon there -- Bernie or NYC's mayor?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

34
You know who else was a Russian with a 'stache.
Posted by: Ben Had

Boris Badenov

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:23 PM (IqV8l)

35 The Democrats certainly seem to want to restart the Cold War. I'm old enough to remember when peace and friendship between the US and Russia was considered desirable.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

36 25
In the future, everyone will be a Russian spy for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (NWiLs)
well, if I'm going to be accused of a fantasy life, I want to be a sexy Russian femme fatale.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

37 I'm working on a Russian model airplane & just got an airplane kit from Russia the other day.

#meRussianSpyToo

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2018 06:24 PM (ANIFC)

38 26 18. Just pointing out - the sheer pants-shitting terror and absurd paranoia the proglodytes have re: Russia is another confirmation of the Slavic Master Race hypothesis.

----

to be fair, the slav is the only semi-caucasiods to not be suckered by the open border nutjobs' apparent siren song of "bring in all the muslims and africans, it's good for you and it is who you are" nonsense.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:24 PM (DQC26)

39 The NRA supports gun rights, OMG - who knew?

Posted by: geoffb at March 22, 2018 06:24 PM (zOpu5)

40 Well if its Pro gun rights then its the opposite of the gun grabbers here, and if its against the President for life Putin its not for him.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2018 06:24 PM (aC6Sd)

41 Who ISN'Ta Russian agent?(shifty eyes)

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:24 PM (LiyEm)

42 so...some of us still have homelands to flee to. And those homelands still venerate their crusaders and other folks who kept the moors and muz out.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:24 PM (DQC26)

43 McMaster is out.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (/tuJf)

44 The Stache is in.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (/tuJf)

45 Bolton is new National Security Advisor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (IqV8l)

46 Bernie honeymooned in Soviet Russia, Wilhelm in Castro's Cuba.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (n+6mJ)

47 43, 44: Where did you see that, JackStraw?

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

48 The Stache is in.

---

the chair is against the wall

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (DQC26)

49 their brains are perfectly normal.

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (nFwvY)

50 Bolton new Nat'l. Security Advisor.

Now his chuckling to me when I asked him why he wasn't serving in the Trump WH makes sense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

51 John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (gC2IV)

52 Trump names John Bolton as his new National Security Advisor

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291981/

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)

53 never mind, just saw Trump's tweet...hmm...

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

54 So ... we've got John Bolton advocating for Russians to privately own guns ? Have I got that right ?

Because, if so, that would be fucking terrible. Imagine, somebody as evil as I'm told Vladimir Putin is being constrained in his ambitions ... by an armed Citizenry ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Good God ... can you imagine the carnage if the Chinese people suddenly get to own their own firearms ?

I get it. No wonder the Dems are concerned.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (fiGNd)

55 The Stache is in.

---

the chair is against the wall
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House

The tits are not calm. Repeat: the tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (TUUTu)

56 43 McMaster is out.

He's gay? I did not see that coming.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (W5Rb0)

57 >>> In the future, everyone will be a Russian spy for 15 minutes.

Thread winner.

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (cHbmY)

58 So, we like this move, da?

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

59
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM (/tuJf)

Really?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 06:26 PM (lKyWE)

60
When you need to pee, you're a russian. When you're in there, european.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (r+sAi)

61 >>43, 44: Where did you see that, JackStraw

The Donald's twitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (/tuJf)

62 42. Yep. Slavs, Magyar, amd Romanians are about the only Europeans who want to stay European.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

63 Breaking News:
John Bolton to replace General H.R. McMaster as national security advisor, Trump confirms

Yup, according to yahoo.com.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (tMFgx)

64 My schadenboner just grew two sizes. Again!!

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (Ftuf+)

65 That's National Security Advisor John Bolton

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (W7ar/)

66 John has a MILK mustache

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (IqV8l)

67 6 Which is meant to put the kibosh on any talk of Bolton joining the Trump administration.

Too late. McMaster out. Bolton in.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (/5F9b)

68

This post triggered my caller ID as potential robo caller.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (qul7b)

69 You know who else was a Russian with a 'stache.

Doctor Zhivago? What did he do wrong?
Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (W5Rb0)

Nicholas Nikolaevich did nothing, wrong.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (y87Qq)

70 He's a super nice guy in person, but my husband has heard he's an asshole to work for.

GOOD. Get in there and clean out the Obama scum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

71 This just in...CHAOS AT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 22, 2018 06:27 PM (O5Q3r)

72
Of course Bolton was gonna be in, that's why silly stories are coming out about him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2018 06:28 PM (r+sAi)

73 The Stache is in.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2018 06:25 PM

Hah, hah, hah. Hopefully for a position that doesn't require confirmation hearings. That battle would put Kennedy v Bork as a second round contest.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 22, 2018 06:28 PM (LOgQ4)

74 Sheeesh. I think they're trying to dirty-up Bolton so he can't replace McMustard at NSC.

Farggin' jackasses!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at March 22, 2018 06:28 PM (QU+qf)

75 In the future, everyone will be a Russian spy for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac

And then be adopted by the Kardashians.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (x33H9)

76 You know what president really had Russian agents of influence in high government posts?

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (LiyEm)

77 The Bolton story is NYT quoting "sources."

Posted by: geoffb at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (zOpu5)

78

I wish I had a Russian friend. About 27, 5-2, 100 lbs., blond, blue eyes, larger hooters, natural born vagina...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (qul7b)

79 just remember guys, a russian don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (DQC26)

80 Veto the omnibus

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (LnOh3)

81 Thank God McMustard is gone.
I love Bolton as his replacement.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (0qiZp)

82 In a better world ... Nikita Koloff would be promoted to National Security Advisor. Sting for SecDef. Maybe Ric Flair as Press Sec.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (fiGNd)

83 I don't know, hasn't Bolton been accused of aggravated hands on the hip in the first degree? seems like another big trump misstep.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:30 PM (DQC26)

84 Wilhelm the Groundhog slayer spent his formative years helping the Sandanistas run coke to fund their commie insurrection. Fucking paragon of virtue that one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2018 06:30 PM (89T5c)

85 78 I thought we were all supposed to get one for voting in Trump.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:30 PM (LiyEm)

86 Now it's changed to say Trump is the source.

Posted by: geoffb at March 22, 2018 06:30 PM (zOpu5)

87 It's kind of funny when you think about it.

They use the logic of children. Lord of the flies type stuff.

PDT is a fluke, in being both anti-CW enough to fight, and Stubborn enough to keep fighting. After him, I can not see any viable candidate ever trying to cut the deep state.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (LWu6U)

88 Drudge is keeping up with changing his headlines at least..instead of being stuck on the porn star.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

89 Sounds to me like Trump is trying to distract from the budget bendover. Really.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (W5Rb0)

90 Stache kicked out McMustard

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (hMwEB)

91 I wish I had a Russian friend. About 27, 5-2, 100 lbs., blond, blue eyes, larger hooters, natural born vagina...Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (qul7b)
natural born vagina.....nbv.......trademark that

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (0O7c5)

92 well i'm sure a few victims back in the day would have loved NRA and Bolton to state their rights to self defense.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (/ikqi)

93 When everyone is a Russian agent, then no one will be a Russian agent.

Posted by: T at March 22, 2018 06:32 PM (MmeCn)

94 88 Drudge is keeping up with changing his headlines at least..instead of being stuck on the porn star.
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

Well they do tend to get sticky.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2018 06:32 PM (ANIFC)

95
Hello Comrades, I'm friends with Bob at the NSA.

Posted by: Agent Orangeski at March 22, 2018 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

96 John Bolton is a Russian stooge.

Let's dig up Curtis Lemay and see if he has any borscht stank on him.

I hear Dean Acheson once listened to Tchaikovsky.

FFS, just shut up you yammering monkeys.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2018 06:33 PM (qahnc)

97 Trump, you wascally sumbitch! Now the Dems better get the new SecState voted on so he can temper that crazy Bolton guy.

You don't want Pompeo? You'll get Bolton and like it!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2018 06:33 PM (tMFgx)

98 #soon

Posted by: IG Report at March 22, 2018 06:33 PM (r9UYA)

99 These revolutions about Bolton proves the danger of Vlad the Vicious. Russians spies are everywhere, everywhere!

Posted by: John McCain, Captain of the Pequod at March 22, 2018 06:33 PM (MuTTO)

100 >>> Bolton is new National Security Advisor

Turtle Bay hardest hit.

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 06:33 PM (cHbmY)

101 people who drink vodka are russian spies.....just sayin'.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 06:33 PM (0O7c5)

102 97 Trump, you wascally sumbitch! Now the Dems better get the new SecState voted on so he can temper that crazy Bolton guy.

Huh, interesting theory. Makes sense.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (W5Rb0)

103 Looks like the recent leak regarding congratulating Putin was the last straw.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (suHZ2)

104 I will now admit: 20 years ago I worked with half a dozen Russians. I currently have a Russian co-worker. My favorite tank in "War Thunder" is the KV-2 (because you don't have to aim well), but the coolest is the T-35 (because 5 turrets).

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (NkSSa)

105 But I though McMaster was on the hunt for the leaker? Is he the leaker?

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

106 natural born vagina.....nbv.......trademark that
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (0O7c5)

That would go nicely on one of those 'weathered look' sweatshirts where nobody ever reads the words anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (y87Qq)

107 WOOHOO! IT'S TWUE, IT'S WEALLY TWUE!

MCMUSTARD IS OUT, BOLTON IS THE NEW Nat Sec Advisor!!

YAAAAAAY!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (QU+qf)

108 I wouldn't put it past these geniuses to actually believe that they can get people who support the Second Amendment and the inalienable right it guarantees to say, "OMG ROOSKIES" and stop supporting the Second Amendment and the inalienable right it guarantees.

"Jesus Palomino, a Cuban! Yer in CAHOOTS!"

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (nzltb)

109
Veto the omnibus
Ride the megabus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (IqV8l)

110 I am Russian spy. Catchinski meski if you canski. Nyet?

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (gbWkA)

111 Whats absurd was Sessions senseless recusal that put this slow moving train wreck into motion.

If he had any honor he would resign but he has no honor.

Hes going to have a ring side seat for the impeachment of Donald Trump, coming to theatres in and around Jan 2019.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (IV6r+)

112 Lil Kim just asked to move up his conference with Trump LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (LiyEm)

113 revolutions = revelations...dam it Lindsey get off my lap, I am old and cannot fight Russia and pay attention to you at the same time.

Posted by: John McCain, Captain of the Pequod at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (MuTTO)

114 >>> people who drink vodka are russian spies.....just sayin'.....

Hillary! keeps the Russian export biz in business.

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (cHbmY)

115 BOLT-ON... BOLT-OFF why that be GUN TALK.

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (5IHGB)

116 I suspect that McMaster, or one of his top aides, was responsible for leaking the news out about Trump's congratulatory call to Putin. Trump and Kelly were reportedly both furious about that, and vowed to fire whoever was responsible.

Within 24 hours of those reports, McMaster has been fired.

And I'm glad, by the way. He was probably the shit who insisted that Gorka get kicked out of the advisory council, and a couple other good Trump supporters too. He's been a pro-Iranian snake in the grass the entire time he's been there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

117 Hi McMaster! FOAD

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (r9UYA)

118 104 I will now admit: 20 years ago I worked with half a dozen Russians. I currently have a Russian co-worker. My favorite tank in "War Thunder" is the KV-2 (because you don't have to aim well), but the coolest is the T-35 (because 5 turrets).

Pffffffft. That's nothing. I did, and still do, find Anna Kournikova attractive. Take me away, officer. i won't resist.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (W5Rb0)

119
My favorite tank in "War Thunder" is the KV-2 (because you don't have to aim well), but the coolest is the T-35 (because 5 turrets).

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM

Like deodorants, nobody needs that many turrets.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (LOgQ4)

120 112 That was a joke btw but I wouldn't be surprised if he does.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (LiyEm)

121 John Bolton is a Russian stooge.

Moeski ?

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 06:36 PM (x33H9)

122 I'll ask Vlad....

Posted by: Russian robobot at March 22, 2018 06:36 PM (o7tuA)

123
But I though McMaster was on the hunt for the leaker? Is he the leaker?

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

Yeah he was on the hunt for the leaker like OJ was on the hunt for Nicole's killer

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 22, 2018 06:36 PM (lKyWE)

124 This news make all gopniks dance from happiness.

Glory to Russian bear!

https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 06:36 PM (fA1SL)

125 "But I though McMaster was on the hunt for the leaker? Is he the leaker?"

I thought he got the nickname "Depends" because he was reliable!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 22, 2018 06:36 PM (NkSSa)

126 HMMMMMMM wonder If HR McMisterclean was the one who leaked the call to congratulate Putin

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 22, 2018 06:36 PM (y3aQB)

127 people who drink vodka are russian spies.....just sayin'.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 06:33 PM (0O7c5)

*looks at vodka martini* Well, at least mine is made in the good ol' USA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

128 Bolton replaces mcmaster. KA-BOOM!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)

129 Somebody please release a report that Bill Kristol has close ties to a member of the Russian gay mafia.

Now that I think about it is being a member of the Russian Orthodox Church considered suspicious?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (nBr1j)

130 But I though McMaster was on the hunt for the leaker? Is he the leaker?

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

Yeah he was on the hunt for the leaker like OJ was on the hunt for Nicole's killer."

Yeah like McCabe was gonna get to the bottom of Hillary's e-mail server.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (k1TUh)

131 I will now admit: 20 years ago I worked with half a dozen Russians.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 22, 2018 06:34 PM (NkSSa)

Worked with? I've got cats named Lydia and Vanya sitting on the couch right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)

132 Chris Wallace and friends are "concerned."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

133 Sounds to me like Trump is trying to distract from the budget bendover. Really.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (W5Rb0)

The more I read about it ... the more it sucks. The 2007 NICS Act is back in.

This Omnibus is a shit-show. Trump signs it ... and I'm done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (fiGNd)

134 *breaks down weeping*

YES! YES! I DRANK RUSSIAN VODKA!!!

whew...I feel better.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (o7tuA)

135
Stache kicked out McMustard

With a candlestick in the library.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (IqV8l)

136 Bolton is going to slice through the leakers like a fuckin hammer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

137 132 Of course.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (LiyEm)

138 A KV-2 sitting on a hill slope can't rotate its turret, f in thing is so big and heavy.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (aC6Sd)

139 Heh, my nickname at the Bureau was The gay Arrow.

Posted by: James Comey, Son Of God at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (50NPp)

140 If we never hear anything again about the leak of the congratulatory call from either Trump or Kelly, it will be a sure sign that McMaster was responsible for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (k1TUh)

141 James Madison and George Mason colluded with the Russians to add the 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (gDSJf)

142 Worked with? I've got cats named Lydia and Vanya sitting on the couch right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)

Okay, we'll deal with you and your issues later. For now, we're on the Russians.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (W5Rb0)

143 Why does my occupant have to pick THIS NITWIT to be his new National Security Advisor???

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (Nkh1h)

144 Didn't Bill Clinton visit the USSR when it still was the USSR? I wonder why that didn't come up when he was running for president.

Oh, never mind. He looked cool playing the saxophone while wearing dark glasses, and giving coy answers to questions about pot smoking.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

145 Worked with? I've got cats named Lydia and Vanya sitting on the couch right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)

I see.

Posted by: NSA Joe at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (o7tuA)

146 Bolton is going to slice through the leakers like a fuckin hammer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

As I said up-thread, he's known to be an asshole to work for. GOOD!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

147 I personally work with old Czarist Russian troops only.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (aC6Sd)

148 I'll bet this Bolton story is something NPR has been sitting on for months, just waiting for the day that Trump proposes to hire Bolton for an important post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (k1TUh)

149
Russia has a pro-gun-rights, Second-Amendment organization?

Who knew? I smell another "In Mother Russia" joke in all this, but I can't seem to puzzle it out...

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (iIzG7)

150 Gay arrows...heh.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (6bgsf)

151 oh yeah and - DeFund NPR now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (k1TUh)

152 I got violently sick on vodka once. Does that prove I'm not a Russian spy?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (nBr1j)

153 144 Don't forget being asked whether he wore boxers or briefs on MTV.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (LiyEm)

154 As I said up-thread, he's known to be an asshole to work for. GOOD!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March

yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

155 And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Constitutionally Proper Authorities.

Posted by: Old Man McCabe at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (NjN1G)

156 "A KV-2 sitting on a hill slope can't rotate its turret, f in thing is so big and heavy."

Yeah, but even a near miss with one can kill. I played artillery in one game and got five kills on tanks i couldn't see.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (NkSSa)

157 Hey Iran, fuck you too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (gC2IV)

158 Russia has a pro-gun-rights, Second-Amendment organization?

Who knew? I smell another "In Mother Russia" joke in all this, but I can't seem to puzzle it out..."

IN RUSSIA, GUN OWN YOU! HA!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (k1TUh)

159 Kournikova wore a black and yellow mini one piece tennis dress for a pro-am event. FucKing smokeshow. Wow.

*looks at bunk*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2018 06:41 PM (89T5c)

160 Well, I wanted Priebus, Price, Cohen, McMaster, and Tillerson gone. Now only Sessions remains.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 06:41 PM (r9UYA)

161 That's Green, GREEN Arrow. Assholes.

Posted by: Oliver Queen at March 22, 2018 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

162 1812 overture
https://youtu.be/ZrsYD46W1U0

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (aC6Sd)

163

My new profession!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, NBV Inspector at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (qul7b)

164 Gay arrows...heh.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (6bgsf)

Wait, I thought it was the "Gay Blade":
https://tinyurl.com/6lxsl

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (yzxic)

165 >>>>Which is meant to put the kibosh on any talk of Bolton joining the Trump administration.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2018 06:18 P
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.
.Yahoo and others are reporting that Bolton is now Trump's National security Advisor.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (+Dllb)

166 And you know, Nikki Haley is doing the Beast With Two Backs with the Russkie ambassador to the UN, too!

{wild eyes, hyperventilating breaths}

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (953wK)

167 The Iran Deal is TOAST.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (Gei2C)

168
I wonder why the media never talked about obama being some pakis boy whore when he was young.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

169 Didn't Bill Clinton visit the USSR when it still was the USSR? I wonder why that didn't come up when he was running for president.

Oh, never mind. He looked cool playing the saxophone while wearing dark glasses, and giving coy answers to questions about pot smoking.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

Sheeeiiit. Bernie Sanders honeymooned in the USSR.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Loyal Order of Turtles at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (T71PA)

170 Hey H.R. I hope that door slaps you so hard in the ass you eat pavement for a week. 3 to 1 he doesn't get another active post either.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (ox1EL)

171 >>132 Chris Wallace and friends are "concerned."

News would be if they weren't concerned about something.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (r9UYA)

172 The eagle is in his nest, over. (Static )

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (CDETr)

173 This post could use an update.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (4e+hS)

174 166
And you know, Nikki Haley is doing the Beast With Two Backs with the Russkie ambassador to the UN, too!

{wild eyes, hyperventilating breaths}

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (953wK)What does that mean - I dare not google Beast With Two Backs

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)

175 I've read several Dostoevsky novels and at least one by Tolstoy.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (nBr1j)

176 152 I got violently sick on vodka once. Does that prove I'm not a Russian spy?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (nBr1j)

----------------

No, it means that the KGB trained you to get sick on vodka, thereby throwing people off your trail. Yeah, we're on to you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

177 Going to watch some Russian dash cam footage for old time's sake.

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (cHbmY)

178 * I got violently sick on vodka once. Does that prove I'm not a Russian spy?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (nBr1j)*

No.

But the fact that you admitted it does.

Posted by: tbodie at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (l/Pix)

179 Speaking of cats, I put my foot down (by text) with Heidi about taking our cats to the vet because they have too many hairballs. They'll just give us something by a different that is very expensive that I've already gotten on Amazon (cat slime).

She texted "we'll talk".

See, I win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (o7tuA)

180 >>>>>The eagle is in his nest, over. (Static )

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM.
.
.
.
.The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (+Dllb)

181
The Iran Deal is TOAST.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (Gei2C)

He spoke about Iran at the dinner we attended. Does. Not. Like. Deal.

Also no fan of Choom Boy. At all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

182

I live in a red state... does that make me a Russian spy?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, NBV Inspector at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (qul7b)

183 180 >>>>>The eagle is in his nest, over. (Static )

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM.
.
.
.
.The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (+Dllb)

GodDAMMIT.

Posted by: Mr. Popper at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

184 See, I win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (o7tuA)
Uh huh...sure you did.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (a0IVu)

185 This is some crazypants political shit.

Since I'm a moron, I'm trying to boil this all down so my head doesn't hurt.

Lemme see, "Guns = USA = Yeah, Baby!"

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (bJ0w+)

186 174
166

And you know, Nikki Haley is doing the Beast With Two Backs with the Russkie ambassador to the UN, too!

I'm sure Rule 34 applies to this, right?

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 22, 2018 06:44 PM (8iiMU)

187 See, I win.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

You poor, deluded man.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2018 06:45 PM (W5Rb0)

188 You ever hear Sessions snore?

Zzzzzzinski. Zzzzzzinski.

It's a dead giveaway.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2018 06:45 PM (H8S+R)

189 What does that mean - I dare not google Beast With Two Backs

Shakespeare, The Tempest.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (fuK7c)

190 177. And there's a xardbass song for that.

https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0

It's got it all. Tank crashes. Crazy Russian dashcam. Drunk cops. All the Slavic goodness.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (fA1SL)

191 "I... see. It's now treason to know any Russians."
............

...and to say doody.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (HgMAr)

192 Marco Rubio likes the Bolton choice..hmmm...

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (a0IVu)

193 It means having sex.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

194 So Duke Lowell is a Russian spy!

Posted by: tbodie at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (l/Pix)

195 John Bolton is a Russian spy, too, and now he's our National Security Advisor. Trump doing another favor for Putin I guess. (eyeroll)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (2NqXo)

196 john bolton

finally!

...

where's my neighborhood bomb shelter?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (Pg+x7)

197 See, I win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (

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Hot iron, then the maxi pad, Bob.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (gC2IV)

198 What does that mean - I dare not google Beast With Two Backs
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)

Consider the geometrical combinations which are possible given two human backbones, aligned just so . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (953wK)

199 151 oh yeah and - DeFund NPR now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:40 PM (k1TUh)

We'll get right on that. As soon as we defund Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (sdi6R)

200 Look at all them commies the Nazis killed and they still didn*t quit.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (gbWkA)

201 Oh yea of little faith (all of you)..she said "we'll talk". Talking is good for a marriage....It is isn't it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (o7tuA)

202 You know, Trump came into office not understanding everything as well as he could, like not every general is only a military man / some are very political, but he is a fast learner.

have to respect him for firing guys that are not working out the way he wanted.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)

203 111 Whats absurd was Sessions senseless recusal that put this slow moving train wreck into motion.

If he had any honor he would resign but he has no honor.

Hes going to have a ring side seat for the impeachment of Donald Trump, coming to theatres in and around Jan 2019.
Posted by: Kreplach

he ought to unrecuse, fire Mueller, fire Rosenstein, and start prosecuting without any of this "Special" shiite. it's his job.

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (nFwvY)

204 ... just in case.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (Pg+x7)

205 Marco Rubio likes the Bolton choice..hmmm...
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (a0IVu)

193 It means having sex.
Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

Not 100% on how that works, but good for both of them. I got a feeling those crazy kids are gonna make it work.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (y87Qq)

206 Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 06:42 PM (953wK)What does that mean - I dare not google Beast With Two Backs
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)

Fucking.
Boning.
Screwing.
Horizontal mambo.
The wild thing.
Doing the nasty.
Bumping uglies.
Hiding the sausage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

207 201
Oh yea of little faith (all of you)..she said "we'll talk". Talking is good for a marriage....It is isn't it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:47 PM (o7tuA)
'We'll talk' means she'll talk and you'll listen.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

208 I visited the Soviet Union on a high school trip.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (2NqXo)

209 I suspect that McMaster, or one of his top aides, was responsible for leaking the news out about Trump's congratulatory call to Putin. Trump and Kelly were reportedly both furious about that, and vowed to fire whoever was responsible.

Within 24 hours of those reports, McMaster has been fired.

.....

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

48 Hours. Those reports came out on Tuesday. I know because I went to the new Starbucks at the Wild Lake Village Center (which used to be a KFC, and before that a Roy Rogers'). I bought a Caramel Spiced Apple drink and checked the news on my iPod. I vividly remember reading about this leak while also seeing a newspaper headline about young Russian Putin supports voting for the first time.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (Gei2C)

210 "As I said up-thread, he's known to be an asshole to work for. GOOD!"

Well, so am I. Should I start packing for relocation to DC for my upcoming job in the Administration?

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (iIzG7)

211 speaking of sessions and russians.

I saw the globohomo anti-news on sessions being investigated by mccabe. They had to do the thing where they don't quote the wandering "question" from Franken or the actual answer that Sessions gave. Almost as big of a giveaway of churnalism as not revealing a bad actor is a democrat pol.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (DQC26)

212 The Russian Conspiracy nonsense is based on the ridiculous notion that Putin & the Oligarchs would rather have Donald Trump be President of the United States instead of Hillary Clinton.

Absolutely ludicrous.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (4bjXi)

213 205 The love that dare not speak it's name

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (LiyEm)

214 So, is McMaster the leaker? Is that why he resigned?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 06:49 PM (2NqXo)

215 Ayatollah Crackadolla just soiled his depends.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2018 06:49 PM (ox1EL)

216 Hot iron, then the maxi pad, Bob.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2018 06:46 PM (gC2IV)

Shit. That's what it means doesn't it.
*searches frantically to hide the iron*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:49 PM (o7tuA)

217 well, the nice thing about Bolton coming in now is that mcmasters team has been in place and performing in their suboptimal disloyal way for some time so for a serious leak hunt there will be lots of evidence lying around for Bolton to find.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:49 PM (MTjB1)

218 I rented a movie once from Redbox. Does that make me a Russian spy?

Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2018 06:49 PM (88xKn)

219 "I'm, from time to time, a confidant of the trump team and I don't recall any conversations about the election with russia"

but....you did have a conversation with a russian? mmmmm?

"yes, well probably, but you didn't ask a follow up question"

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 06:50 PM (DQC26)

220 So, is McMaster the leaker? Is that why he resigned?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March

more likely he was not serious about shutting down the leaks or firing the leakers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:50 PM (MTjB1)

221 213 205 The love that dare not speak it's name
Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (LiyEm)

That's teh ghey, n/k/a the love that simply will not shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

222 True story: I used to own a store in a little town -- left-wing, touristy. People from other countries would come into my store (left-wing tourists) and start talking politics. That's just what leftists do. Anyway, on several occasions, these foreigners (Germans, Dutch, the Australian guy especially stands out in my memory) would say how bad it was that they couldn't vote against George Bush.

It never dawned on me that I should have called for an investigation against John Kerry for all these foreign actors trying to influence an election here in the United States.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 22, 2018 06:50 PM (y+SdL)

223 The love that dare not speak it's name

No, that's Whitman. The beast with two backs is Shakespeare.

The geometry of what Whitman is talking about is entirely different.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (fuK7c)

224 I wish I had a Russian friend. About 27, 5-2, 100 lbs., blond, blue eyes, larger hooters, natural born vagina...Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 22, 2018 06:29 PM (qul7b)
natural born vagina.....nbv.......trademark that
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 06:31 PM (0O7c5)
======

Bit of trivia - in Aliens, when Ripley is testifying and the bios of the Nostromo crew are scrolling behind her, the sex of each person is listed. Next to the sex, the word "Natural" appears, meaning that sex changes would be common in the future.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (nILVB)

225 'We'll talk' means she'll talk and you'll listen.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

My wife says i never listen to her or thats what i think she said...baddabing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (o7tuA)

226 Everything is connected to Russia up here. Hell, we used to belong to them.

Until Seward bought us.

For 3 cents per acre.

We were cheap, and easy.

So, yeah, we still have Russian Old Believers, Russian Orthodox, just about every Aleut has a Russian surname, and we have direct flights from Anchorage to Magadan, in, you know, Russia.

We must all be colluding, or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (7UW64)

227 Newfound powah is coursing through every fiber of my being.

Posted by: John Bolton's Moustache at March 22, 2018 06:52 PM (398bZ)

228 Kremlin linked Russian gun rights organization. No shit, they have their own version of the NRA?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 06:52 PM (2NqXo)

229 In the future, everybody will be a Russian spy for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Andy Warhol McCabe at March 22, 2018 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

230 Bolton finally in the cabinet! Yessss!!!!11!!!

*I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: April at March 22, 2018 06:52 PM (e8PP1)

231 No way Bolton is a fag with that epic womb broom.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2018 06:52 PM (LiyEm)

232 Does anyone have a link to a roll call of today's Cronybus vote? I want to know who from my state I need to help ouster.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

233 225 'We'll talk' means she'll talk and you'll listen.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

My wife says i never listen to her or thats what i think she said...baddabing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (o7tuA)

Eventually you learn how to tune out the nattering and pick up only the key words so you can pretend you've actually been listening.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

234 I saw "Gorky Park" once.

Does that make me a Russian spai?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (8iiMU)

235 Or maybe I should have said, "GUNZZZ, Baby!"

Do you even shoot, Brah?

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (bJ0w+)

236 I went to Moscow for my honeymoon! Does that make me a Russian spy? Don't answer that!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (O5Q3r)

237 >>womb broom

LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

238 My wife says i never listen to her or thats what i think she said...baddabing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (o7tuA)

You, sir, are a brave man.

We'll miss you.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Loyal Order of Turtles at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (T71PA)

239
I spied for Russians, but I never got paid. F'ing commies. I guess they didn't like my camera work of bikinis on the beach.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (r+sAi)

240 I've never been a Bolton fan. Too hair-triggered for my tastes. But if that's who PDT wants, then I support it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2018 06:54 PM (0tfLf)

241 I like the the movie Solaris a lot. The Russian original made in 1972.

I apologize for nothing!!

Posted by: Puddleglum is not a Ruskie Bot at March 22, 2018 06:54 PM (pY+s4)

242 Ist nood thread, comrades.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2018 06:54 PM (KXVP7)

243 Holy Shit! A US Senator sent several letters to the RUSSIAN leader asking for help to unseat a sitting president!

Oh wait, that was Teddy Kennedy back in the Reagan days. Go back to sleep.

Posted by: MSM at March 22, 2018 06:54 PM (9Hjhc)

244 like the the movie Solaris a lot. The Russian original made in 1972.

I apologize for nothing!!
Posted by: Puddleglum is not a Ruskie Bot at March

yeesh, that should be a barrelable offense.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:54 PM (MTjB1)

245 Here, let me get my Rooskie clamshell spy phone.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (Tyii7)

246 >>240 I've never been a Bolton fan. Too hair-triggered for my tastes. But if that's who PDT wants, then I support it.

He does have a slight Bush taint on him.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (r9UYA)

247 The beast with two backs is Shakespeare.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (fuK7c)

It's a pretty stupid description. Shakespeare must have been shooting wasp spray at the time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (8gDQu)

248 Who is Tim Mak?
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

Mak....Modified Assault Kalashnikov.....Russian! For the American market, of course.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (0+nbW)

249 234: Gorky Park was an excellent flick. Citizen X was a great movie too. A very underrated movie.

Posted by: Puddleglum is not a Ruskie Bot at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (pY+s4)

250 My wife says i never listen to her or thats what i think she said...baddabing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (o7tuA)

tsk tsk...you must at least pretend to listen!!

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

251 228 Kremlin linked Russian gun rights organization. No shit, they have their own version of the NRA?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 06:52 PM (2NqXo)

Serious question: Does any Western European country have a gun rights organization? Or is the very concept considered so far beyond the pale as to be laughable?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

252 I've got that Stalin movie with Pinto from Animal House tovarishches.

Posted by: x at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (nFwvY)

253 Is this what we've come to? That I have to specify that I'm attracted to NATURAL women?

Side note: The song that goes "You make me feel like a natural woman" -- how am I supposed to interpret that? Who's singing that song? Is it a woman but not a ...

... oh boy.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (y+SdL)

254 So it's comrade Bolton and nazi Trump. Well, they can kiss my sister's black cat's ass.

Posted by: gNewt at March 22, 2018 06:56 PM (E3678)

255 Does anyone have a link to a roll call of today's Cronybus vote? I want to know who from my state I need to help ouster.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

The Republican from my district, Trey Hollingsworth, voted for it.

I'll be voting against him in the General in 2020. If I'm going to get a Democrat ... I'll at least vote for the Democrat.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (fiGNd)

256 The churnalism glossary of intentionally imprecise phrasing has been updated:

old and busted: "Russian ties"
new hotness: "Kremlin linked"

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (EzdLW)

257 48 Hours. Those reports came out on Tuesday. I know because I went to the new Starbucks at the Wild Lake Village Center (which used to be a KFC, and before that a Roy Rogers'). I bought a Caramel Spiced Apple drink and checked the news on my iPod. I vividly remember reading about this leak while also seeing a newspaper headline about young Russian Putin supports voting for the first time.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2018 06:48 PM
~~~~~

Oookaaay.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (HiDrR)

258 Excuse me ... 2018. I'll be voting against Master Hollingsworth in just a few months.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2018 06:57 PM (fiGNd)

259 Bit of trivia - in Aliens, when Ripley is testifying and the bios of the Nostromo crew are scrolling behind her, the sex of each person is listed. Next to the sex, the word "Natural" appears, meaning that sex changes would be common in the future.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 22, 2018 06:51 PM (nILVB)

In the Alien canon, Lambert was born a Person of Dong (the dossier reads "female (unnatural)" or somesuch.

The More You Know...

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (y87Qq)

260 more likely he was not serious about shutting down the leaks or firing the leakers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 06:50 PM

He's always subtly undermined Trump in his public statements. He's one of the self-appointed Trump minders who thinks he has to manage the president. Glad he's gone.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 06:59 PM (2NqXo)

261 This obsession the left has with Russians is getting old and stale.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

Funny, ain't it, how, when the Russians were Soviet Russia, and the fountainhead of Communism, the Democrats would trip over their own feet in a made scramble to suck Russian dick. Now that Russia is no longer Communist, and not an implacable ideological enemy, but merely a geopolitical rival, the Donks are seeing Russians under (and in some cases peeing on) every bed.

It's almost as if the Democrats were Commies, almost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (Dbv1R)

262 75 I've read several Dostoevsky novels and at least one by Tolstoy.
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 22, 2018 06:43 PM (nBr1j)

I took three quarters of Russian in college, and have read Solzhenitsyn. Might as well arrest me right now.

Posted by: April at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (e8PP1)

263 >>258 Excuse me ... 2018. I'll be voting against Master Hollingsworth in just a few months.

They raised their salaries again too. I'm ready to stroke over this.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 22, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

264 I really think it would be a good idea for everyone to throw out--better yet, burn--any books you might have by Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, etc. You just never know anymore who might report you.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:02 PM (HiDrR)

265 It's almost as if the Democrats were Commies, almost.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:00 PM (Dbv1R)

There are two wings to the Democrat Party:

The national-socialist wing (Hillary)
The communist wing (Obama)
The senile old fart wing (Bernie, although thinking about it, Hillary too)

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2018 07:03 PM (953wK)

266 Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 06:22 PM (NWiLs)
well, if I'm going to be accused of a fantasy life, I want to be a sexy Russian femme fatale.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

Can I be compromised by Anna Chapman? I've been a good Peon. Pretty please!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (Dbv1R)

267 "They are not in the refrigerator. "

What's on the telly then?

Posted by: A pepperpot at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (UdKB7)

268 So, Citibank announced today that they will no longer do business with anyone who sells firearms to under 21, even where it's legal, or anyone that sells bump stocks or "high capacity" magazines.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (w+Jhj)

269 >>264 I really think it would be a good idea for everyone to throw out--better yet, burn--any books you might have by Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, etc. You just never know anymore who might report you.

Gentle reminder:
I noticed yours are overdue from the library.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

270 We were competing against the Ukranian Rifle Team last summer. Do they count as rooskies? I feel as if I should be doing more with respect to colluding.

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2018 07:06 PM (MVjcR)

271 So, Citibank announced today that they will no longer do business with anyone who sells firearms to under 21, even where it's legal, or anyone that sells bump stocks or "high capacity" magazines.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 22, 2018 07:04 PM (w+Jhj)

Well, it certainly worked out for Dick's. Godspeed.

"Oh, no more business for me, thanks, I'm stuffed"

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2018 07:07 PM (y87Qq)

272 We're at the point now where this is actually a lot MORE ridiculous than the stunts McCarthy was infamous for pulling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2018 07:08 PM (k1TUh)

273 Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.

I do believe things are going to be happening very, very soon! (Popcorn futures are the dead giveaway)

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:10 PM (HiDrR)

274 Ya know, the polite thing is to announce:

NOOD

NOOD

NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:14 PM (HiDrR)

275 Not to throw water on the announcement, as I'm happy that McMaster is out, but Bolton campaigned HARD for Kelly Ayotte in NH.

She lost, and thank goodness she did, but he had her back all the way to the end. And she was so far up McCain's ass that you couldn't tell where he ended and she began.

For what that is worth. Probably nothing, but there it is anyway.

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 22, 2018 07:15 PM (HLAUh)

276 Dont discount the impact of what Citi did. They are only the first. The rest of the banking industry will follow. This is a coordinated plan to bankrupt the gun industry. Several progs have been pushing this strategy for a long time. If you cant ban guns, make it impossible for gun businesses to exist. The effext is the same.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 07:18 PM (6uVS2)

277 If Trump signs this fat pork bill, he will LOSE much of his base in 2020. Repubs will LOSE in 2018.

They won't go Democrat, but if he thinks they will be coming out of the hills and vote for him, he has been given bad, bad advice.

Because those that voted for him will just stay home, knowing that even The Donald has been corrupted by the DEEP STATE.

It means something worse, that there is no hope left for a Free, Constitutional America.

And that is why they voted for Trump in the first place, to try to not have history repeat itself.

Sad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2018 07:19 PM (UsCnO)

278 Trump not only will sign this pos hes boasting about how great it is on twitter.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 07:21 PM (6uVS2)

279 273
Victoria Toensing joins her husband, Joe DiGenova, on Trump's legal team.

I do believe things are going to be happening very, very soon! (Popcorn futures are the dead giveaway)

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2018 07:10 PM (HiDrR)

This is the only good news I've heard today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)

280 In between gargling David Frum's love-juices, I practice asking "Thank you, Sir, may I have another!" in Arabic, for when I start workin' for John Brennan al-Amriki in the post-Impeachment Clinton Administration!

Posted by: Tim Mak, Frum Republican at March 22, 2018 07:39 PM (Bqoi/)

281 "234 I saw "Gorky Park" once.

Does that make me a Russian"

__________

You mean the Russian Glastnost attempt at a hair metal band?

That may not make you a traitor to America, but it makes you a traitor to Metal.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 22, 2018 07:53 PM (k6NDF)

282 Now that I think about it is being a member of the Russian Orthodox Church considered suspicious?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 22, 2018 06:37 PM (nBr1j)

LOL! That would be me (well, OCA but almost the same). Plus I can say a prayer in Church Slavonic. It's not Russian, but it sounds like it.

Posted by: Miss Sippi at March 22, 2018 08:29 PM (ZjqAf)

283 Mr. Trump does some things I like, and some things I do not. This is a hire I highly approve of.

Now, if he can veto this legalized theft, I mean, spending, bill...

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 22, 2018 08:39 PM (/G2gw)

284 Any pols in Washington every attend a Washington Capitals game?

Ovechkin.

Case closed.

Posted by: gman at March 22, 2018 09:26 PM (3VfkO)

285 Wait a Russian group advocating for more freedom? That bastard commie Bolton!

Posted by: Rgallegos at March 22, 2018 09:43 PM (cj1Xj)

286 OMG you Morons give me hope!

Posted by: Ralph at March 22, 2018 10:23 PM (tQASX)

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