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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/24/18 )
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Paul, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away. One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!" Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving in the United States Congress.
Earth Hour celebrates ignorance, poverty and backwardness. By repudiating the greatest engine of liberation it becomes an hour devoted to anti-humanism. It encourages the sanctimonious gesture of turning off trivial appliances for a trivial amount of time, in deference to some ill-defined abstraction called “the Earth,” all the while hypocritically retaining the real benefits of continuous, reliable electricity. People who see virtue in doing without electricity should shut off their fridge, stove, microwave, computer, water heater, lights, TV and all other appliances for a month, not an hour. And pop down to the cardiac unit at the hospital and shut the power off there too.
There are a number among us who have sleep issues. Perhaps this will help. How to fall asleep fast.
Yet the ability to fall asleep in two minutes or less, anywhere, anytime, is actually a skill like any other, and one anyone can learn. The technique for how to do so was in fact developed for Naval aviators during World War II, and today we’ll share it with you. How to Fall Asleep in 2 Minutes or Less
A couple years into WWII, the U.S. military realized it had a problem on its hands. Due to the enormous pressures of aerial combat, many of its pilots were accumulating levels of stress so debilitating that they were cracking under it. The tension caused them to lock up in flight and make fatal mistakes — accidentally shooting down friendly planes, or becoming an avoidable casualty themselves.
Clay Shaw, The only man ever tried for the assassination of JFK.
Clay Shaw truly had nothing to do with the assassination, but a mistake in a local newspaper led the public, and the prosecutors, to believe otherwise. Clay Shaw was a highly respected businessman and decorated World War II hero from New Orleans. A pillar of the city’s economic growth, Shaw was instrumental in creating New Orleans’ World Trade Center in the late 1940s after the war ended. Shaw was also, unwittingly and mistakenly, part of the city’s most infamous connection to the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Shaw was the only person put on trial with regards to the Kennedy assassination, and it was all because of a single lie from a single media source printed two years before the president’s death.
The views expressed here are not those of Ace, upper management or Ace's sponsors. I don't want San Francisco in the USA anymore.
Major brands like Gucci, Versace and Furla have recently announced their intention to go fur-free, and now the city of San Francisco is joining the movement. On Tuesday night, the city's Board of Supervisors unanimously voted to ban fur sales in San Francisco. "The sale of fur products in San Francisco is inconsistent with the City's ethos of treating all living beings, humans and animals alike, with kindness," said San Francisco district supervisor Katy Tang in a press release.Ugh.
New Zealand hopes that San Francisco Supervisor Katy Tang stays in the USA. Adios rodents.
It’s not often conservationists celebrate the mass killing of animals, but managing our relationship with nature these days requires creative, and often compromising, solutions. Such is the case in New Zealand, where leaders are determined to get rid of all rats, possums, stoats, and other invasive predators by 2050. A major step towards this goal was just achieved on one of the country’s subantarctic islands, where hundreds of thousands of mice have officially been eradicated.F*ck the ethos of kindness.
A little off the beaten path tonight..............
March 24, 1976, Transvestite singer Wayne County appeared in court charged with assault after an incident at New York club CBGB's. County had attacked Dictators singer Handsome Dick Manitobe with a mike stand fracturing his collarbone. via thisdayinmusic.com
Screw the "Platinum Card". I want this "Gold Card".
Here's one thing that Bill Gates, Rob Lowe, and Warren Buffet have in common that isn't being rich dudes.
McDonald's Gold Cards. What's a McDonald's Gold Card, you ask? Well, it's only the greatest thing you've never heard of. Basically, if you have one of these cards, you can go to the McDonald's franchise that gave it to you (or in the case of Mr. Gates, any McDonald's anywhere in the world) and grab a free meal whenever you want. Sounds great, right? Sadly, however, you usually have to be pretty extraordinary (or at least extraordinarily famous) to nab one of these. Rob Lowe recently shared his Gold Card secret with Jimmy Kimmel and we've been jealous ever since.
Unemployed? Self-Employed Genius Award Winners.
An unemployed Massachusetts couple had nearly seven pounds of heroin, more than two pounds of cocaine and $40,000 in drug proceeds stashed in hidden compartments of their vehicle when they were stopped in Paramus by members of a joint county, state and federal task force, authorities said. Candido Tomasini, 35, and Maribel Roman, 40, of Fitchburg were both ordered held in the Bergen County Jail pending a detention hearing this Friday, Acting Bergen County Prosecutor Dennis Calo said.
Instead of towing vehicles, the owners of the Union Bar and Grill in Gering, Nebraska instead reward folks who park overnight in their lot with a free meal.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:40 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:40 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 24, 2018 09:42 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2018 09:42 PM (Tyii7)
I also survived the Kennedy assasination, the Cuban missile crisis, the VietNam adventure, two Gulf wars, 9/11, Chappaquiddick, and the movie "Ishtar".
I think this makes me a bit more qualified to add some wisdom than this pathetic rabble of teens.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 24, 2018 09:43 PM (e8kgV)
Salad, tomatoes and a storage tote for the Easter decor.
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:43 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:44 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 09:46 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 09:47 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2018 09:47 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Rooskie Hookers at March 24, 2018 09:47 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 24, 2018 09:48 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 24, 2018 09:48 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 24, 2018 09:49 PM (+ldAm)
Got a bottle of gin today that my wife wanted to try. It's made here in
Asheville, called "Hwy 9 Gin". Little pricey, at $30 for a small bottle.
I just noticed that they have a batch # on the back label. It's Batch
#1.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 24, 2018 09:49 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at March 24, 2018 09:50 PM (Tyii7)
>>>to be held tonight at 8:30PM in every local time zone
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Still time on the West Coast. So, excuse me. brb. I have to turn on every light in the house. And then open all the curtains so everyone can see all the light!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2018 09:50 PM (pvjTE)
When I get tired, I sort of pass out.
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:51 PM (WNvXw)
*bong rip*
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (qJtVm)
I don't believe the protagonists in the story were ever engineers, but I can easily believe they wound up in Congress, probably on Ryan's staff!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Russian Whore at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (8O3HH)
"The sale of fur products in San Francisco is inconsistent with the City's ethos of treating all living beings, humans and animals alike, with kindness," said San Francisco district supervisor Katy Tang in a press release.
"We especially value treating our free-range street turds with care and respect," she added.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (UHxK9)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: The NORKS at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (Tyii7)
How long before they put an end to leather? That won't go over well, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (8gDQu)
was just putting together a pressure washer from China Freight, and the destructions said to remove the shipping plug from the hose connection in back.
there wasn't one, just a washer with a bit of screen on it, to catch chunks coming out of the hose, but hey, who am i to judge?
got around to the pressure hose connection, and the fitting wouldn't go in.
why?
because there was a shipping plug on THAT connection.
bad words were spoken, the screen reinserted in its home, and the plug removed.
everything now assembled for a test run, but that's not happening today, do to the above bullshit.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2018 09:54 PM (RcZfi)
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 09:47 PM (kWQPe)
I have more
Maybe enough for the next 2 months. Maybe there will be one you like
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 09:54 PM (3Pma+)
(And how is the Horde? Everybody got your adult beverages?)
Posted by: joncelli, sorta Irish at March 24, 2018 09:54 PM (1FhAQ)
That point game reminds me of something in conjunction with the Kleenex mom from last night's ONT. Pro tip:
After cleanup, make sure not to get a little piece of Kleenex stuck on the end. When you get up to go in the wee hours of the night, well, you'll get no points. And have a real cleanup job.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2018 09:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2018 09:55 PM (EzdLW)
Still time on the West Coast. So, excuse me. brb. I have to turn on every light in the house. And then open all the curtains so everyone can see all the light!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2018 09:50 PM (pvjTE)
Light gargantuan pyres of tyres all along the Pacific seacoast to show those heathen Chinee that their cheaply-made imports are not welcome here!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 09:56 PM (UHxK9)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:44 PM (WNvXw)
Number 1 or Number 2?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2018 09:56 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2018 09:57 PM (EzdLW)
Because all this anti-human anti-progress stuff from "progressives" gets a little old.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2018 09:57 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2018 09:56 PM (8gDQu)
Ewwww. I am sorry I asked.
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 09:57 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 09:58 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 24, 2018 09:58 PM (my6cm)
Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 09:58 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: An alien, with a total of 5 numbers at March 24, 2018 09:59 PM (8O3HH)
*wins the non pc drinking game I just created right now.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 09:59 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 24, 2018 10:00 PM (my6cm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:00 PM (eMKNe)
But abortion is a sacrament.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2018 10:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: An alien, with a total of 5 numbers at March 24, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:02 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 10:03 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 10:03 PM (n13/j)
Oh, for Pete's sake, was the wrench next a bottle of hot sauce?
Posted by: Not Placeboing at March 24, 2018 10:03 PM (Y0Ohw)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 10:03 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 10:03 PM (/A+Cl)
Maybe enough for the next 2 months. Maybe there will be one you like
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 09:54 PM (3Pma+)
Cool.
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 10:04 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Zombie Norm Borlaug at March 24, 2018 10:04 PM (fc56X)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:04 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 24, 2018 10:00 PM (my6cm)
There should have been a crossover episode where No. 6 finds out his true identity and gets arrested by Peter Falk.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 10:05 PM (y87Qq)
Now days, they are teaching the kids how to blame whitey.
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2018 10:05 PM (sCN2W)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 10:03 PM (/A+Cl)
Mr. H falls asleep as soon as he parks himself in the recliner after dinner.
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 10:06 PM (WNvXw)
Tricia Helfer is the only #6 I'm interested in.
I should've sent her a bill for all that Kleenex....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2018 10:06 PM (8O3HH)
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Biology has established that life begins at conception, so by the reasoning Ms. Tang gave above, abortion is inconsistent with San Francisco's ethos and therefore should be banned.
Yeah, I know. Like they would ever think about being consistent in their views.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at March 24, 2018 10:06 PM (xxG/v)
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Nope; no can do. Doesn't matter what I try, I can never sleep in a public place. That's just what they are waiting for.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2018 10:07 PM (pvjTE)
Shaw was the only person put on trial with regards to the Kennedy assassination, and it was all because of a single lie from a single media source printed two years before the president's death.
Dude, you're harshing my mellow
Posted by: Oliver Stone at March 24, 2018 10:07 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2018 10:07 PM (rnAwa)
My purse is my toolbox.
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 10:08 PM (WNvXw)
i got over and took the on ramp.
Herself was"like, WTF?" as i pulled off the road and jumped out.
i went over, tore the sheet they had used off the bridge, checked to see if it was the only one, and bundled it up into the back area of the cab, then got back on the freeway.
"what are you going to do with that?", she said, mystified.
"if nothing else, gun cleaning rags" was my reply....
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2018 10:09 PM (RcZfi)
The views expressed here are not those of Ace, upper management or Ace's sponsors. I don't want San Francisco in the USA anymore.
Cut.Jib.Newsletter.
No, wait - Cut.Jib.PETITION
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2018 10:09 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 10:09 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 10:09 PM (kWQPe)
Turns out Keanu Reeves had the talent.
Reminds me of Busom Buddies.
Peter Scolari was the star. Hanks was the real talent.
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2018 10:09 PM (sCN2W)
like whores giving advice on how to get wives addicted to sex.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)
"Name something big, that you might buy to protect your family with."
Of course, the first answer offered, from a man, was "gun."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)
i got over and took the on ramp.
Herself was"like, WTF?" as i pulled off the road and jumped out.
i went over, tore the sheet they had used off the bridge, checked to see if it was the only one, and bundled it up into the back area of the cab, then got back on the freeway.
"what are you going to do with that?", she said, mystified.
"if nothing else, gun cleaning rags" was my reply....
Posted by: redc1c4 at March
You. The. Man.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2018 10:11 PM (EzdLW)
Also, notice these asshats held their big rally in DC, one of the biggest gun free zones in the country. Wow, that took guts. I notice they didn't try a march on Chicago. That might have been amusing.
Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 10:11 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 24, 2018 10:11 PM (zgxcs)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2018 10:07 PM (pvjTE)
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i was in the Army, mostly Combat Arms...
i can sleep *anywhere*.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2018 10:11 PM (RcZfi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2018 10:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Patrick McGoohan at March 24, 2018 10:12 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:13 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 10:13 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2018 10:13 PM (Dp6qK)
Top four answers: John, James, Paul, Peter.
The Jewish contestants were screwed. They were saying names like Abraham, Issac, Jacob.
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2018 10:13 PM (sCN2W)
i went over, tore the sheet they had used off the bridge, checked to see if it was the only one, and bundled it up into the back area of the cab, then got back on the freeway.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2018 10:09 PM
More of this. From more of us. Please. Peaceful but effective.
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2018 10:14 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2018 10:07 PM (pvjTE)
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i was in the Army, mostly Combat Arms...
i can sleep *anywhere*.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March
so what, that is nothing, I can sleep with nearly anyone anywhere.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:14 PM (MTjB1)
I could be mistaken, but I wonder how family friendly Family Feud is sometimes. I think they recently had the question on the show, "name the nastiest place you've ever made love."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 10:06 PM (WNvXw)
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This is me, too. Used to drive the former Mrs. Mentor nuts, until I lost her last December to thyroid cancer.
What I wouldn't give to have those bubba chair hours back.
Sorry to go all maudlin. Continue on and be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2018 10:15 PM (0t14c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:14 PM (MTjB1)
So. How you doing, big boy?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 24, 2018 10:16 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March
wasn't there some radio show that gave that question to some caller?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2018 10:16 PM (sCN2W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:15 PM (eMKNe)
That'd be the butt, Bob.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 10:17 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:17 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March
hold on, this is going to hurt you more than me. Put this bag on.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
Although, I like/respect Steve Harvey quite a bit. He seems to have Cosby's values, without as many... issues.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe)
Look, we have one job on this ONT! It's stupid, but we're going to do it, okay?
(Watching Galaxy Quest, m'kay?)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 10:18 PM (UHxK9)
Man, they'd get Richard Dawson for sexual harassment now. He had to kiss every woman on that show.
They'd call it Rapey Feud, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:14 PM
I'm your huckleberry!
Posted by: Cora "The Trig" Segal at March 24, 2018 10:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 10:17 PM (y87Qq)
Newlywed Game.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 10:03 PM (/A+Cl)
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You wear that man out!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (qJtVm)
CATUR' AGAIN
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (+Ty8m)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (kWQPe) fnord (kWQPe)
Not me, I have MuteTab.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2018 10:20 PM (wB8Tg)
So he was 24 when Piano Man came out, and by then was also already a veteran of having been screwed over by his record company.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2018 10:20 PM (iD1nq)
Make it stop.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2018 10:20 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:21 PM (eMKNe)
CATUR' AGAIN
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (+Ty8m) fnord (+Ty8m)
https://youtu.be/jgKP5Gh5NI0
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2018 10:21 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 24, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bob Vilas at March 24, 2018 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
99 Anyone else getting an earworm from the squirrel when commenting?
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (kWQPe)
Members of our Scout troop always sing that song - at 9 o'clock on a Saturday - around our campfire during every one of our monthly camping trips. They've been doing it for over a dozen years now. It is one of our cooler traditions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 10:23 PM (UHxK9)
I'm prepared for just about anything, and if I don't have it, I have a box of petty cash for all other emergencies.
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 10:23 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:24 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coGb7LFbaqk
Original stalker song.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 10:24 PM (MIKMs)
I had a c-section with my first son, came home from the hospital and made a full thanksgiving dinner a few days later. Ten years later I had a heart attack day before his birthday and made thanksgiving dinner again after getting out of the hospital. So suck it up!!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:24 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 10:25 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 10:06 PM (WNvXw)
I wish I had that skill. I wonder if it really is learnable.
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 10:25 PM (/A+Cl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coGb7LFbaqk
Original stalker song.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 10:24 PM (MIKMs)
And the hit follow up, "Restraining Order."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 24, 2018 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
have a sewing kit and a box of safety pins in my office. I also have an apron and a clip to put my hair up if I have to do something non-administrative.
I'm prepared for just about anything, and if I don't have it,
I have a box of petty cash for all other emergencies.
Posted by: ALH at March
well, someone is simply begging to have this comment savaged.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bill R. at March 24, 2018 10:26 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:21 PM (MTjB1)*
That is hilarious.
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 10:26 PM (kWQPe)
I remember when I'd listen to Larry Elder, who always padded his intros and out-tros to/from commercials with classic Motown and other soul hits, and often times a lib calling in would say "how can a guy with such great taste in music be so wrong about everything?!?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:24 PM
Meh. We only awarded points if the flying insect could no longer reproduce.
Posted by: Ancient Samurai at March 24, 2018 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac
I think that was Rockwell. His first two hits in the 1980s were titled "Somebody's Watching Me" and "Obscene Phone Caller."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:28 PM (eMKNe)
i'm still chuckling over that penguin joke.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2018 10:29 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March
who told you he had two hits? rockwell?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:30 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March
more believable than rockwell having two hits?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bill R. at March 24, 2018 10:26 PM (IuYIh)
There's no sound more pants-wetting than sudden complete silence.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 10:31 PM (y87Qq)
DC, one of the biggest gun free zones in the country. Wow, that took
guts. I notice they didn't try a march on Chicago. That might have been
amusing.
Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2018 10:11 PM (V+03K)
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other than the fact that they would prosecute you for, at least, manslaughter, for all the trampled snowflakes, plus "terrorism" and whatever else they could conjure up, after the fact, can you imagine the effect of setting off a string of lady fingers or other suitable firecracker type pyro at the DC event today?
there would have been mounds of discarded shit stained pants, underwear, etc, for miles...
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2018 10:32 PM (RcZfi)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 24, 2018 10:32 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 10:33 PM (n13/j)
there would have been mounds of discarded shit stained pants, underwear, etc, for miles...
The Great Enshartening, as was foretold by the prophets ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 10:34 PM (UHxK9)
bartender ; "what's he look like?"
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2018 10:34 PM (Pg+x7)
Is that all the 50 point line is? Weak streamed pussies, you are.
My pussy strong like ox.
Posted by: Russian Whore at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (8O3HH)
In Soviet Russia toilet piss on you.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at March 24, 2018 10:35 PM (yScAF)
CATUR' AGAIN
Helping an outfit called the 'Neuter Scooter'. They loaned me a live-trap to capture a not-exactly domesticated kitteh (one of three in the pole barn). I caught the completely feral female instead of the kinda-domesticated one. So I put some kitteh feeds in the kitteh carrier and tied a string to the open door which was strung through the rear. Here kitteh, kitteh, kitteh! Cicero Kid gots sum kitteh feeds for u!
Oila! The old 'string on the door trick' ! So now I gots two kittehs gonna have kitteh gurl partz fixed. The young male with his junk getting bigger can wait two weeks.
Ok, 'rons and 'ettes, who wants to adopt a kitteh gonna be all fixed and ready for noo home? Beutimus tuxedo kitteh with long whiskers and long-hair floof and a Tortoise-shell long-hair floof and floof-tail.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid aka 'Kitteh Trapper' at March 24, 2018 10:36 PM (extUd)
Granola could probably be provide through the air vents.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 24, 2018 10:37 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2018 10:38 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:38 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 24, 2018 10:38 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: joe dagostino at March 24, 2018 10:38 PM (eq2/x)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2018 10:39 PM (Pg+x7)
143 Would it be legal to lock the City of San Francisco council into their chambers and never let them, while allowing no communication with the outside.
Granola could probably be provide through the air vents.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 24, 2018 10:37 PM (nBr1j)
Toss in that "Jooos weather control" numbskull from DeeCee while you're at it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2018 10:39 PM (UHxK9)
Mister Hum, you have me wondering if you were a young clubber back in the day.
ALH, you have me wondering if you're like Annette Benning's character in American Beauty, vaccuuming in her slip.
(I admire your preparedness, ALH, really)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 10:40 PM (xGMkv)
The concept of the movie is a 10 /10.
Execution 5/10 and that's only because of averaging the beginning to the end as it got progressively worse.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 24, 2018 10:40 PM (2DOZq)
The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us."
The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes."
Posted by: joe dagostino at March 24, 2018 10:41 PM (eq2/x)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-kVFfKezVo
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2018 10:43 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at March 24, 2018 10:43 PM (1L9V9)
You wear that man out!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2018 10:19 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 10:43 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 10:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 24, 2018 10:37 PM (nBr1j)
Dems in Albany NY have already locked themselves inside the chamber like ten years ago. Presumably, giggling could be heard from behind the locked doors.
https://tinyurl.com/y7g7sde2
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 10:44 PM (y87Qq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-kVFfKezVo
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Loved it and Green Eyed Lady. And...don't get me started.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:46 PM (o7tuA)
"That's not paint"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2018 10:00 PM (eMKNe)
a co-worker told me before they broke down and did a real remodel on their bathroom they tried painting it, but she and her husband both decided on a color combination, and in the compromise went with blue for the tile that went up to three feet up the wall, and the rest of the wall in yellow.
Unfortunately the blue was a dark blue, and the yellow was this egg-yolk yellow.
She said it was horrible, like being inside a giant Minion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2018 10:46 PM (2K6fY)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/977616602349875202
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/977617148657979392
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2018 10:47 PM (eh0Va)
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Seems like a pretty low bar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2018 10:47 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:47 PM (o7tuA)
Loved it and Green Eyed Lady. And...don't get me started.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:46 PM (o7tuA)
Yeah, I get into late 60s songs on YouTube and it's like a labyrinth. I only stop when I go to bed.
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
1. you should really only eat the ones in small towns staffed by honky kids.
2. never eat in one staffed by the owner of the family or by staff that is not proportionally representative of the local population. recently have been encountering mcds owned and staffed by one family. service sucks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2018 09:53 PM (8gDQu)
PJ O'Rourke once said that the reason that animal rights groups go after fur but not leather is that it's much easier to harass rich women than biker gangs.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2018 10:50 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 10:50 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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That's only because we're keeping a low profile...so far. Soon.
Posted by: Racoons at March 24, 2018 10:51 PM (y3sT9)
Measuring the height of the flagpole needs only a measuring stick and basic math. Stand up yer 1 unit length stick next to the flagpole, measure the shadow, measure the length of the flagpole shadow, a little quick math using similar triangles and yer done.
Taking down the flagpole before measuring it is for relatively dumb people with too much time and energy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2018 10:51 PM (Eu5eZ)
After everything else, fur was the straw that broke the camel's back?!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2018 10:52 PM (EZebt)
"Banned in San Francisco" will become the bragging point of normal people.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2018 10:52 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 10:53 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:53 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 10:53 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:46 PM (o7tuA)
Yeah, I get into late 60s songs on YouTube and it's like a labyrinth. I only stop when I go to bed. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
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Dear heavens to betsy -- how many of us are 29?
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 10:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 10:48 PM (sdi6R)
^^Word^^
Posted by: tbodie at March 24, 2018 10:54 PM (kWQPe)
After everything else, fur was the straw that broke the camel's back?!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2018 10:52 PM (EZebt)
I bought plastic straws was the straw that broke the camels back.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:55 PM (o7tuA)
you're pulling my leg, surely.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 10:53 PM (xGMkv
Besides this happened at night.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 24, 2018 10:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 24, 2018 10:55 PM (zgxcs)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 10:56 PM (n13/j)
I should read this since my kitteh won't tell me how she does it.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2018 10:56 PM (eh0Va)
quit eating there because there is no clear distinction between who is on duty. things get busy, grandma and grandpa put down their paper and coffee, wander behind the counter into the kitchen and start slinging gyros or whatever. even worse their five year old kid who is not tall enough to top the counter is always on duty running around the restaurant, playing on the floor, then into the kitchen rubbing his hands all over everything.
the also import their baklava from chicago.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2018 10:57 PM (l9m7l)
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Isn't that something to do with Pythagoras? *shiver* No can do.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 10:57 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 10:53 PM (fA1SL)
Feckin' BRUTAL.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 10:58 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: X-ray at March 24, 2018 10:58 PM (dcfXr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:55 PM (o7tuA)
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Oh, yeah. You're right! I knew I had to have broken at least some laws today.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2018 10:59 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2018 10:59 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 10:57 PM (MIKMs)
Proportions. Pythagoras not required.
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 11:00 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 24, 2018 11:00 PM (2DOZq)
you're pulling my leg, surely.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 10:53 PM (xGMkv)
++++
Can you get a triangle that way? And what did I tell you about calling me Shirley.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2018 11:00 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Quint at March
race is not the problem it is values. when you get a family owned operation that is more interested in the family than the quality that is a problem. some ethnic groups do things differently than others.
worst mcds ever are black staffed in black hoods. may not be everything but race is a factor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:00 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 11:00 PM (/A+Cl)
That's good. I had my Pythagoras out when I was 7. They let me have all the ice cream I wanted.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 11:01 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2018 11:02 PM (Pg+x7)
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Isn't that something to do with Pythagoras? *shiver* No can do.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 10:57 PM (MIKMs)
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Nope. Just cross multiplication.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2018 11:02 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:02 PM (xGMkv)
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Still have *shivers* for this old BritLitTwit. Proportions seem the same kind of *theorems* -- no, I take that back, there is something about triangles.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:03 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2018 11:03 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 11:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2018 11:04 PM (/A+Cl)
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Pfft. One night of a full moon, I noticed that the shadow of our flagpole was clearly defined. A quick check at the Naval Observatory site ( http://aa.usno.navy.mil/data/docs/AltAz.php ) showed the elevation/time data. That night, at the minute that I checked, at my location, it was 73 deg.
I stuck trowel in the ground at the peak of the shadow, and measured the distance to the foot of the pole. Pythagoras did the math, and told me 25', which is exactly correct.
Posted by: Racoons at March 24, 2018 11:05 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 11:05 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)
They'd call it Rapey Feud, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
He was always Newkirk to me. It kind of bothered me, all that kissing of female contestants. It was like a schtick, and bogus.
The problem with Family Feud is that you couldn't give the right answers, you had to give the answers the idiot audience might give.
I know, I'm a snob. I hate having to dumb things down.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:06 PM (cu8/f)
https://tinyurl.com/ycu6d85d
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2018 11:06 PM (wJnB/)
Posted by: Racoons at March 24, 2018 11:05 PM (Zdm89)
That may very well be, but on the other hand, you rummage through garbage cans.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 11:06 PM (y87Qq)
same with the mail. it slows me down, but hey, I'm accurate.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:07 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid aka 'Kitteh Trapper' at March 24, 2018 11:08 PM (extUd)
They'd call it Rapey Feud, now.
Like a young Joe Biden.
We used to call them Dirty Old Men.
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 11:08 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:00 PM (xGMkv)
John Katshit's dad never pissed & moaned about sleet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 11:09 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:09 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 11:10 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:11 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 11:11 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2018 11:12 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2018 11:12 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 11:13 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 11:11 PM
.....
Stop judging. It's their culture
At least that's what my leftist betters say.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2018 11:13 PM (wJnB/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 11:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2018 11:14 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: The Hat who will be taking a canoe trip at March 24, 2018 11:14 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:15 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2018 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 11:13 PM (WNvXw)
The one comment I saw was, "Shut up Wesley!"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2018 11:15 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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A Bowe Bergdahl, more likely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2018 11:15 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Campus urinal graffiti, Engineering Facilities at March 24, 2018 11:15 PM (wRdcc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3JvyvgPtN4
"Both sides are fucking up temporarily. Let's not keep fucking up!"
Words to live by.
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (sdi6R)
i considered joking that, hey, maybe *i* should run for this seat. except that i am certain some oppo dickhead would find out i post as a terlit hobo here.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (6FqZa)
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Until his handlers realize that he looks like a stinkbug (and has about the same iq).
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (xGMkv)
REMOVE QUINOA
REMOVE TIDE POD
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)
Ok... time to start drinking. Gotta get smashed tout d'suite. Might start with rum then hit the cointreau.
Posted by: otho at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: otho at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (qGuLD)
When you get to the Vanilla extract, slow your roll.
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 11:17 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 11:18 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:19 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:19 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
3 mags each, per person per weapon. And she STILL giggles every time she fires her pistol. When she fires Nastya, she gets this steely look in her eyes that is just.....ooof.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 11:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2018 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
I'll be 29!
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (xGMkv)
Single ladies should be Mlle. especially when they're 29.
Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:20 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:21 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2018 11:22 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:22 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2018 11:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2018 11:23 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2018 11:23 PM (Vge8U)
Today I made fire-lighters. The traditional way is to pour wax into a wad of sawdust, but I like to cut up old cotton cloth into 2" x 2" squares, and soak them with melted wax and let it cool and stiffen. It makes a good fire starter, it won't really get damp, catches quickly, burns hot, and it keeps a good hot flame.
I am planning on getting some Paaz Easter egg dye and trying a quick stab at making a quick and dirty batik next.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2018 11:23 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2018 11:23 PM (WNvXw)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (n13/j)
You take us as we are or don't take us at all.
FREEDOM! LIBERTY! and other good stuff.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:23 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2018 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 24, 2018 11:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:26 PM (cu8/f)
The thing about Earth Hour is that it kind of reminds me of people who give something up for Lent- and then spend the entire time (and after Easter) telling you what they gave up for lent. It is not about YOU folks. It is supposed to be about self denial. Giving up distraction and frivolous things and focusing on something besides YOU!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2018 11:26 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:26 PM (xGMkv)
....
It is a political blog.....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2018 11:27 PM (wJnB/)
Had son and roommates over for dinner tonight. God, I forgot how much that young man eats. But do not forget how much our grocery bill has gone down after he moved out.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:27 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:27 PM (xGMkv)
Because all this anti-human anti-progress stuff from "progressives" gets a little old.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 24, 2018 09:57 PM (wB8Tg)
In honor of erf Hour, I just went and turned on 660W worth of lights.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2018 11:27 PM (Dbv1R)
Very nice. You wouldn't think the Washington Nationals could pull off a Verdi chorale piece, but they do a great job.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 11:28 PM (y87Qq)
(Does that work? I have started drinking after getting home from work...)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2018 11:28 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 24, 2018 09:58 PM (my6cm)
Year-round open season. Pistols only.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2018 11:28 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2018 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
newer complex which has only finished leasing up. unfortunately, to lease up they seem to have let ots of stuff slide with new tenants. some guys have their work truck and their personal car in the lot. there are also some units that are leased to groups of guys so they have more cars than allowed. lots of winks and nods to get the place leased up because they took a lot longer to get leased up. some people have even stored trailers and cars in the lot that have not moved for weeks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:29 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 11:10 PM (n13/j)
I'm a Jeopardy person and I'm only a snob on certain days!
Posted by: Bill R. at March 24, 2018 11:29 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:29 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2018 11:30 PM (Vge8U)
Had son and roommates over for dinner tonight. God, I forgot how much that young man eats. But do not forget how much our grocery bill has gone down after he moved out.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March
no rush, whenever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:30 PM (MTjB1)
I guess I observed Human Achievement Hour by living my life as usual.
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 11:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2018 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
Perfectly valid. In fact, it is usually frowned upon to tell people what you are giving up in the strictest sense. Making a spectacle of rectitude and all that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2018 11:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2018 11:31 PM (TYOIW)
I gots me some kulture tonight. Saw the Washington National Symphony
play Guisppe Verdi's Requiem. It was impressive. Kennedy Center is a
great place to see a concert. Acoustics are superb
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2018 11:23 PM (Vge8U)
Yes, I went there for a few plays and concerts back in the day. I remember the great acoustics.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 24, 2018 11:32 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:32 PM (mMeIQ)
No, don't everyone clap together euro-style. That's just embarrassing.
But yes it was a labor - had to re-tune the B. B is for 'brutal. '
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2018 11:33 PM (KXVP7)
Very nice. You wouldn't think the Washington Nationals could pull off a Verdi chorale piece, but they do a great job.
Posted by: hogmartin
I know, right? Take that NY Yankees!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2018 11:33 PM (Vge8U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2018 11:30 PM (ycWCI)
Huzzah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2018 11:33 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 24, 2018 11:34 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:34 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2018 11:35 PM (n9kH8)
It was the least I could do. Literally.
Posted by: Al Gore at March 24, 2018 11:35 PM (dEefA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2018 11:27 PM
I'm going to talk shit to the earth in the garden. "You're nothing but an inanimate conglomeration of minerals. You have no creativity you talentless collection of rocks. You're so old, the dinosaurs giggled at your ancient appearance."
Posted by: otho at March 24, 2018 11:35 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March
well, it sucks some. we have a pretty good manager who is trying to get it resolved but the majority of the decisions are above her pay grade.
should not ever have to wonder if I am going to have a place to park in place.
nowhere nearby to park either. nearest spot is blocks and blocks away. would practically have to uber home.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: booknlass at March
thanks. you are very kind. kind of like the bitching though.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:37 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: booknlass
I followed up that evening of High Kulture with a fine meal a Bob & Edith's diner. A double cheeseburger topped with bacon and eggs. Had a piece of lettuce on it so I can fake nutritional value.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2018 11:38 PM (Vge8U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2018 11:38 PM (n9kH8)
...a little quick math using similar triangles and yer done
Elegant. I like that one.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2018 11:31 PM (TYOIW)
I use Pythagoras to square my garden plots.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:38 PM (cu8/f)
...a little quick math using similar triangles and yer done
Elegant. I like that one.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2018 11:31
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Eratothenes at March 24, 2018 11:40 PM (n9kH8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
An effective REMOVE KEBAB movement would do a lot more to restore the quality of life in England.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2018 11:40 PM (Dbv1R)
I saw "gay parade" there. I blame our culture.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:41 PM (cu8/f)
Hey - real big fan of your sieve, man. Some prime stuff there.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2018 11:43 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:43 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 11:43 PM (n13/j)
booknlass is forever 29 (my kids like the Forever 21 clothing store).
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:44 PM (MIKMs)
Bolton's intention is becoming clear to the deep staters who've been sabotaging the swamp-draining this past year:
time to pack their shit.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:45 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:45 PM (MTjB1)
shadow, and measured the distance to the foot of the pole. Pythagoras
did the math, and told me 25', which is exactly correct.
Posted by: Racoons at March 24, 2018 11:05 PM (Zdm89)
I had a high-school math teacher, who used the verb: "pythagorize".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2018 11:46 PM (Dbv1R)
Nah. It's just gonna be gross, and then the rain will wash it all down, and I will have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 24, 2018 11:47 PM (NXsWM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KeiPjbgcE
And now for something completely different:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc5S1BxSD2w
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 24, 2018 11:47 PM (RuIsu)
instead I just changed my name.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:47 PM (xGMkv)
I chastised my neighbor about his electricity consumption for Earth Hour.
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Comrade Citizen has done his duty to instruct his Citizen Comrades.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:48 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 24, 2018 11:48 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2018 11:26 PM (ycWCI)
Does not compute!
Posted by: Millennial Robot at March 24, 2018 11:48 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 11:50 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 24, 2018 11:48 PM
"State of Shock". Criminally overlooked funk/rock groove that just destroys.
Posted by: otho at March 24, 2018 11:50 PM (qGuLD)
Me. "Another one" and I plan on asking for the same thing next year.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2018 11:50 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2018 11:51 PM (2K6fY)
https://tinyurl.com/ycu6d85d
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2018 11:06 PM (wJnB/)
Some Texas angel needs to give that girl a nice little pistol, and teach her how to use it. Because, you know, sooner or later, her parents will get sprung.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2018 11:51 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:51 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2018 11:53 PM (xGMkv)
Thank you! Although I have a miserable cold.....oh well!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2018 11:53 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 24, 2018 11:53 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:53 PM (cu8/f)
some guys with really big pickups have been parking in her spot since there is nowhere to park. funny part is that position of the parking space and size of the trucks makes them impossible to tow.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
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That is why Crocs were invented: navigating stretches of lawn in the spring so you don't wreck your good shoes or have to leave all footgear with treads outside. Big dogs, lazy lawnkeeper = crocs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
It is better to have lurked and lost than to comment and look like a free bottle in front of me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - spiraling out of control at March 24, 2018 11:55 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 24, 2018 11:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:54 PM (MIKMs)
Don't crocs have like, holes in them? It seems like having thawed dog crap go all Play-Doh fun factory onto your feet would be a little icky, but I'm a simple man with simple answers.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2018 11:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2018 11:46 PM (Dbv1R)
{{{Pythagorization}}}
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2018 11:57 PM (cu8/f)
I had a high-school math teacher, who used the verb: "pythagorize".
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AOP -- Few things terrify me. That did.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:57 PM (MIKMs)
I think if I ever used fresh squeezed lime juice instead of bottled concentrate I would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2018 11:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)
I'll let Sonja Madan, pissed-off nonMuslim 'Asian' in Blighty, take the floor here -
youtube.com/watch?v=jGqmHucW8NQ
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:57 PM (MIKMs)
All he meant by it was to make use of the right triangle formula: a^2 + b^2 = c^2. It's amazing how often that comes in doing simple algebra for practical purposes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:02 AM (Dbv1R)
crap go all Play-Doh fun factory onto your feet would be a little icky,
but I'm a simple man with simple answers.
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Holes are only on top so there is at least 1" clearance before you get into swamp wellington boots mode. Even I, who looks mournfully at the melting snow, has not let the dog dirt get that high.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:02 AM (MIKMs)
rum
Posted by: otho at March 25, 2018 12:02 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:03 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)
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AOP -- Few things terrify me. That did.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2018 11:57 PM (MIKMs)
One should always strive to avoid The Thagomizer. It is a very frightening and terrifying thing to behold:
https://tinyurl.com/yaope482
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2018 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Farmer at March 25, 2018 12:05 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Heh. Mostly Mexicans here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:05 AM (5OO3x)
does gofundme let you do that sort of thing?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)
youtube.com/watch?v=jGqmHucW8NQ
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 24, 2018 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
I think she is singing in English, but I can't make out any of the words, between her high squeaky voice, and the relentless bass and drum noise. Billie Holiday, she ain't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:06 AM (Dbv1R)
Funny. I went to Summer School in 1965 and they taught us how to determine the height of the flagpole by using the shadow of a ruler and the shadow of the flagpole.
Now days, they are teaching the kids how to blame whitey.
Ken Howard is ......the White Shadow
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2018 12:06 AM (IqV8l)
I use Pythagoras to square my garden plots.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Cheeburger cheeburger cheeburger Pepsi
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2018 12:07 AM (IqV8l)
does gofundme let you do that sort of thing?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)
They certainly should.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:07 AM (Dbv1R)
b^2 = c^2. It's amazing how often that comes in doing simple algebra for
practical purposes.
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Huh? *trembling* Don't know 'nuthin 'bout no algebra. (singing) Don't know much trigonometry, all I do know is that I love you, and if you say that you love me too, what a wonderful world it would be . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:07 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mustbequantum
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It's easy. Here, I'll explain...
Posted by: Euclid at March 25, 2018 12:08 AM (cp1if)
Madan's problem is that she is a Feminist, and doesn't consider that being a generic Feminist in southern England is playing on easy-mode.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 25, 2018 12:09 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2018 12:09 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)
I find mine to be rather handy when the snow thaws and the off-road gets 'interesting'. I'll take boots over the crocs, though.
https://stoatnet.org/antitheft.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2018 12:09 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 25, 2018 12:11 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)
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Actually, that is pretty clever.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:11 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:12 AM (Dbv1R)
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Actually, that is pretty clever.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March
you would do well to describe her as clever. my description would be technically proficient but not passionate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 24, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)
*types and considerately deletes*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2018 12:13 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
owned on their $5,000 boat some time ago? The have transferred title
to a salvage company to take care of getting the boat out of the pass.
Name of the salvage company - Disco Volante Marine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)
That was the name of Emilio Largo's hydrofoil yacht in Thunderball. Sounds like a reputable outfit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:17 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: mindful webworker - where no before has gone man at March 25, 2018 12:17 AM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March
Yes, thank you! Morons should be required to know that factoid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)
somewhere around 5 am seaworld will be putting on a show in the apartment next to ours.
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Oh, the huge manatees.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:18 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 25, 2018 12:19 AM (4VPz/)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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That would be a hypothesis.
Posted by: Riemann at March 25, 2018 12:19 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March
was thinking whales but that works too. lots of noise. not so much passion as trying not to slide off the bed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2018 12:21 AM (NbRJx)
That was the name of Emilio Largo's hydrofoil yacht in Thunderball. Sounds like a reputable outfit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Didn't they salvage the Costa Concordia?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:22 AM (c/EDo)
somewhere around 5 am seaworld will be putting on a show in the apartment next to ours.
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Oh, the huge manatees.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:18 AM (MIKMs)
Come at me Bro!
Posted by: Manatee in a Novelty T-Shirt at March 25, 2018 12:22 AM (cAnNx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO8ahHedcnk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:23 AM (Dbv1R)
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Vent windows in the car, and window winders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:23 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2018 12:23 AM (rnAwa)
somewhere around 5 am seaworld will be putting on a show in the apartment next to ours.
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Oh, the huge manatees.
Come at me, bro
Posted by: Hugh Manatee at March 25, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
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Default mode with all of my relatives. Rolling eyes and 'you are sooooo weird'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:24 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 25, 2018 12:25 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Didn't they salvage the Costa Concordia?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March
you know the costa concordia is one of those things everyone should have written on a opst it not and kept in the corner of your computer monitor. no matter how badly I have fucked up, really I have some epic stories, I have never fucked up as badly as schettino.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:23 AM (c/EDo)
Especially the Buicks with winder cranks for both the main window, and the vent wing.
Things that would drive a Millennial insane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:26 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:26 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2018 11:16 PM (n13/j)
++++
I've never understood people who bitch about what others are talking about. If you don't like the topic, start talking about something else. It is an open thread. You can talk about anything you want to. Find something that interests you and talk about it. If others are interested, maybe they will join in. If not, well it's a big internet. Maybe there's someplace else where they are talking about the things you want to talk about.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 25, 2018 12:26 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:23 AM (c/EDo)
How long it took to call home when the last three numbers were 987.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2018 12:26 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2018 12:27 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:23 AM (c/EDo)
Clothes lines and party lines.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 25, 2018 12:28 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 25, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:29 AM (PUmDY)
My daughter asked me tonight "Dad, why is the antagonist in high school movies always a blonde cheerleader? The only bully in my grade is a black girl that got held back a year."
I didn't really know what to say. I asked her what she thought. She said "I think it's because the people that make movies are mad because they weren't as popular as blonde cheerleaders or couldn't date a cheerleader."
I told her that sounded like a pretty good theory.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2018 12:30 AM (wJnB/)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 25, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)
Mostly, he needs to smacked around by his mom and sent to bed without his supper for being a worthless media whore and generally idiotic sycophant to the gun-grabbing asshole brigade.
Plus, I suspect he has been smoking bone.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2018 12:31 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2018 12:31 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 25, 2018 12:25 AM (fA1SL)
He won't last long when the winnowing begins.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2018 12:31 AM (sdi6R)
I like to think I come through the door with ice-breaker original stuff. But I can't predict what the horde will pick up and run with. I mentioned arc lamps in passing and that became a topic.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2018 12:32 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 25, 2018 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2018 12:32 AM (rnAwa)
Oh, hell, we will talk about anything. And it usually gets steamy or rude at some point.
If you don't want to wade in the crap with the silly big dogs, well, stay on the porch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2018 12:33 AM (NXsWM)
others are talking about. If you don't like the topic, start talking
about something else. It is an open thread. You can talk about anything
you want to. Find something that interests you and talk about it. If
others are interested, maybe they will join in. If not, well it's a big
internet. Maybe there's someplace else where they are talking about the
things you want to talk about.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 25, 2018 12:26 AM (pvjTE)
Not even close to the intent of the post. I was asking what others do to take a break from the constant lefty political s-storm. I know I need to filter it out at times or that is all I think about. I thought the question was straight forward. I would not be here if I did not like the subjects and varied commentary, as I am not much of an internet guy.
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 12:33 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Hugh Manatee at March 25, 2018 12:33 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2018 12:26 AM (NXsWM)
I have several dial phones. I had a red push button phone like my Grandma had but I gave it to a friend.
It looks like Putin should be calling in on it to ask about suspicious launches seeming to be coming from central Iowa.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2018 12:34 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:35 AM (PUmDY)
Plus, I suspect he has been smoking bone.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2018 12:31 AM (NXsWM)
*types something really sexually nasty*
*Deletes*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2018 12:35 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 12:35 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 12:36 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:37 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)
Whom WDS would destroy, she first makes mad.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2018 12:37 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Barney Fife at March 25, 2018 12:37 AM (IqV8l)
It is a shitty way to live, and I would rather leave that to the Fascists.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2018 12:37 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:35 AM (PUmDY)
I can't even watch the commercials for it, I change the channel every time.
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 12:37 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 25, 2018 12:38 AM (rnAwa)
I am sitting in my recliner for the third day straight with a walker close at hand in case I might need to do something trivial, like to go the bathroom or get something to eat. Why? you might ask. Because it's f'ing March, that's why! F'ing March in f'ing Nebraska -- allergy capital of the Known World! Trees pollinate in March, and I normally spend March walking around with all my pockets stuffed full of used or soon to be used Kleenex. This year, the tree pollen decided to do something it hasn't done before: plug up my eustachian tubes. I stand up and immediately face plant.
The doctor gave me a prescription for flonase, a prescription for a medication to stop the vertigo, and a sheet of paper detailing a minor exercise I'm supposed to do three times a day. I did it once last night, and Himself had to drag me from the bedroom to my recliner because my head was spinning so brutally. It took five -- count 'em! --FIVE stinking hours before I could even try to stand up again.
Screw Spring!!!!
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 25, 2018 12:38 AM (4VPz/)
Posted by: Berserker
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Nah. Same ol' same ol'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:38 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2018 12:31 AM (2K6fY)
Disco Volante was Abba's most under-appreciated album.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2018 12:38 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2018 12:39 AM (IqV8l)
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Yeah, that is what I told my 13yo granddaughter. All the 'popular' kids I knew were very nice and cheerleaders were chosen for getting along with everyone. My kids said it was the same at their very big school. Do not understand the hatefest Hollywood has for cheerleaders or football players or any other kid who is perceived as 'popular'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:39 AM (MIKMs)
it won't feel bad at all
when the hero takes a fall
-- Susanna Hoffs
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 25, 2018 12:40 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 12:33 AM (n13/j
I come here, post bullshit, break peoples balls, laugh and fuck around with you guys. I can do both most times. Catch up on the worlds insanity and laugh here. And I play the ukulele, write and draw. And hunt hobos.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2018 12:40 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Nobody! That's the joke! Get it?? Get it??
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2018 12:40 AM (Vge8U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 12:36 AM (aMlLZ)
Welcome back, Berserker. Was wondering why we hadn't heard from you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:40 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:26 AM (PUmDY)
Saw a few commercials for it before her first season. I didn't think she was funny and I have never watched the show.
Posted by: Bill R. at March 25, 2018 12:40 AM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2018 12:42 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:43 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:44 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2018 12:38 AM (Tnhbr)
Curiously enough, Disco Volare was Dean Martin's least successful record.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:45 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:45 AM (MIKMs)
"Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesn't work like that. We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." the agent replied.
Julie, after a pause, said, "Well, in that case, I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."
Posted by: Morton at March 25, 2018 12:47 AM (HhL7L)
Remember when there seemed to be more of a pattern of having "other topic" posts right below certain posts? KT - who really does an outstanding job in *both* of her regular posts - always puts the pre-gardening thread below gardening, and my impression is that works quite well.
I completely understand people wanting/not wanting/really not wanting to see/discuss certain topics. But ..... open threads, and no need to hit "the HotAir button" - just scroll on by.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 12:47 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:45 AM (MIKMs)
Which one?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:47 AM (Dbv1R)
I come here, post bullshit, break peoples balls, laugh and fuck around with you guys. I can do both most times. Catch up on the worlds insanity and laugh here. And I play the ukulele, write and draw. And hunt hobos.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March
yep. supposed to be fun and place to blow off steam.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:39 AM (MIKMs)
Cuz they're white. Duh.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 25, 2018 12:48 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:49 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:49 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:49 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 12:50 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:39 AM (MIKMs)
Cuz they're white. Duh.
Posted by: OldDominionMom
well, how many hollywood writers do you think were cheerleaders during hs? how many got laid in hs? how many spent some percentage of their hs watching everything pass them by through the slits in their lockers, from the inside?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:51 AM (MTjB1)
Now then, regale us with Tales of Italy!
Especially, how their guitars are as utterly reliable as a Ducati or Ferrari?
No?
At least, I've heard that their food is of the Gods?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2018 12:51 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:52 AM (MTjB1)
I stand ready to offer harangues, eeyoring, and mockery.
Though those are apparently not my wheelhouse. That would be walls of text with too much pointy-headed analysis.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 12:52 AM (v9gSJ)
And as always, y'all remember we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD.
Contrary to what one may think, we still live in the most exceptional country on the planet. We have persevered through equally perilous times in our history. We prevailed because of who we are.
Americans.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2018 12:53 AM (S/hVx)
hs? how many got laid in hs? how many spent some percentage of their
hs watching everything pass them by through the slits in their lockers,
from the inside?
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No excuse for that nonsense. I was (and am) the nerdiest of the nerdly. No problems, at least as far as it penetrated my nerdiness to notice.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:53 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 12:55 AM (aC6Sd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvIIVF5swYc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:55 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March
well, there is a difference between people who went through hs and did their own thing, being nerdy or whatever, and those who went through hs being rejects. you were former, they are latter and they are bitter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:55 AM (MTjB1)
Coffee bars were fantastic. And useful, as I used to do 3- and 4-day weekend "lightning" visits from DC, so caffeine was definitely involved.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 12:56 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 25, 2018 12:57 AM (mMeIQ)
westminsterdestroyer
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette
zul?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:57 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 12:57 AM (aC6Sd)
That's another thing my kids and grandkids can't imagine -- a car without air conditioning. And dial phones. And black and white tvs. I remember the Christmas my parents gave me a transistor radio -- they wore out God only knows how many sets of batteries before placing it in my hot little hands Christmas morning because they were so stunned by it and listened to it for hours after we kids had gone to bed.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 25, 2018 12:57 AM (4VPz/)
And as always, y'all remember we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD.
Contrary to what one may think, we still live in the most exceptional country on the planet. We have persevered through equally perilous times in our history. We prevailed because of who we are.
Americans.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2018 12:53 AM (S/hVx)
Couple o' days back, I'd advocated to unleashing a Weaponized Irongrampa upon the D.C. electorate, and the left, as a whole.
And here, you read just a bit of the reason and logic behind my postulation.
RELEASE THE IRONGRAMPA!
It. Is. Our. Destiny.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2018 12:58 AM (QzJWU)
westminsterdestroyer
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 25, 2018 12:57 AM (mMeIQ)
westminsterdeathstar! j/k
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 12:58 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 25, 2018 12:59 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 12:59 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:02 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:39 AM (MIKMs)
Cuz they're white. Duh.
Posted by: OldDominionMom
well, how many hollywood writers do you think were cheerleaders during hs? how many got laid in hs? how many spent some percentage of their hs watching everything pass them by through the slits in their lockers, from the inside?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2018 12:51 AM (MTjB1)
They're also usually written as going against the high school hierarchy. Some loner bully doesn't usually fit that. So you're usually left with jocks or cheerleaders, maybe student council or something like that. Or they just go against a teacher or principal.
Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2018 01:03 AM (cAnNx)
"That's quite a coincidence," said the broker. "I'm here because my house was destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"
Posted by: Morton at March 25, 2018 01:03 AM (HhL7L)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 01:03 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 01:05 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 12:53 AM (MIKMs)
.....
Interesting. My daughter is 13 as well.
Must be the age they start picking up on those cultural trends.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2018 01:05 AM (wJnB/)
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 01:07 AM (v9gSJ)
Coffee bars were fantastic. And useful, as I used to do 3- and 4-day weekend "lightning" visits from DC, so caffeine was definitely involved.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 12:56 AM (v9gSJ)
Did I ask you? DID I FVKING ASK YOU?
Didn't but doesn't matter. Yuck Fou, etc.
I'm ENVIOUS, dammit!
A very serious dream and bucket list kind of thing for me. To be able to take an expense and time be damned, guided, motorcycle tour of wherever I want to go in any part of Europe, all the way to the Russian border, if need be.
Might take a couple years, or more, before I had enough road miles in the logbook to assuage that itch.
"Guided" being a loosely held term. Sometimes, to ride with such, others, to simply have the tour company make loose arrangements, in advance.
Eidelweiss Tours, excels in these excursions. Though, not cheaply.
Just y'all do kindly let me know where I can buy the winning lotto ticket so as to fund such an outing? No?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2018 01:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:09 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 01:09 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 01:10 AM (v9gSJ)
----------
Spoiler: Fred Astaire wins, in a Ferrari 750 Monza.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 01:10 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2018 01:11 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 25, 2018 01:11 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: buzzion at March 25, 2018 01:03 AM (cAnNx)
++++
Or they can go the other way. HS loser gets invited to interview R&R band, go on tour with them, party with them, gets laid by groupies.
That was the synopsis for Almost Famous.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 25, 2018 01:13 AM (pvjTE)
Now then, regale us with Tales of Italy!
Especially, how their guitars are as utterly reliable as a Ducati or Ferrari?
No?
At least, I've heard that their food is of the Gods?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2018 12:51 AM (QzJWU)
The food in Rome was off the charts. I could have lived just on the bread. The food in Florence on the other hand was kinda shit. The hotel food blew ass, the pizza place down the street blew ass. I just didn't have much luck there with food. Florence was beautiful, but damn it was like spring break so it was flooded with retarded kids. I was more interested in the old roman ruins around Rome, and Pompeii. The Colosseum was intense, and eerie. Walking out on the main level and looking up into the stands, and just thinking about 1000's of blood thirsty retards cheering your violent death was spooky. Pompeii was a blast, and the Pantheon in Rome was great. Saw the Vatican, and actually saw the pope. He gave the crowed a blessing. It was a little rainy that day, but it was probably better off that way, because if I had burst into flames it would be a short burn. Overall it was pretty amazing.
My brother was entertaining. We saw a beggar at the vatican, basically a gypsy with one hell of a racket. She was cleaning up. My father tried to give her American coins because we didn't have euros yet, and she refused them. My brother told her all he had was a credit card, and if she bent over he would swipe the card in the crack of her ass.
Didn't see any guitars though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 01:15 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:16 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2018 01:11 AM (sdi6R)
Those instructions sound useful. Maybe they should be recorded by a speaker with an authoritative but soothing voice, and stored as an audiofile on electronic alarm clocks. Hit the button, it plays for a minute or so, and you follow along with the recipe. Still awake? Hit the snooze button, and it repeats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 01:16 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2018 01:16 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 01:15 AM (aMlLZ)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2018 01:17 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2018 01:18 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 25, 2018 01:18 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: campi flegrei at March 25, 2018 01:19 AM (6FqZa)
I remember once talking with a good friend the morning of a return from one of these trips, he casually/typically asked "what did you do this weekend?". I went blank, couldn't think of an answer - because it was sort of disorienting, the total change of environment for 72+ hours, then home again. "Um, uh, ..... oh, right, I was in Rome with XXXXXX".
Have been lucky with int'l travel, but I sought it out. And much of that travel has been to s**tholes, to use the Trumpian technical term. But that's where stuff is happening, so, never boring.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 25, 2018 01:20 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 01:15 AM (aMlLZ)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2018 01:17 AM (y87Qq)
not sure what that means but if it is like "heh" or "good one" I concur.
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 01:20 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 01:22 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 01:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 01:24 AM (n13/j)
Hot and burning in your nostrils
Pouring down your gaping mouth
Your molten bodies, blanket of cinders
Caught in the throes
And oh, your city lies in dust, my friend
That's from Cities in Dust by Siouxsie And The Banshees. Never understood what she was saying in that song, so I looked up the lyrics. They looked kind of gruesome, but it turns out the song is about Pompeii, though the word is never mentioned in the song.
So, not some kind of death threat by the Banshees but just a little stroll through history.
https://youtu.be/wsOHvP1XnRg
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 25, 2018 01:27 AM (pvjTE)
Never had a bad trip to Culver's here in Wisconsin.
Great "fast food" restaurants. Very good service from older employees to teenyboppers. Good management I guess....
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 25, 2018 01:32 AM (YMuSO)
"These are some of the casts of the victims' still-living bodies writhing in mortal agony as their bodies were dissolved from the inside by the caustic stygian miasma in their final moments on earth."
*shakes head* "So sad! Those poor people."
"And here's a crude drawing of a guy with a comically huge dong."
*faints dead away*
...that's how I imagine it anyhow.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2018 01:34 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 25, 2018 01:37 AM (tAJt0)
=====
Don't think that you get to 'grammie' status without some of the facts of life. Perhaps studied and memorized carefully -- there could be a test.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2018 01:38 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:38 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 01:40 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:42 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 01:42 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:44 AM (aC6Sd)
It was a pit stop error for Magnusson they didn't get a tire seated right.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:44 AM (aC6Sd)
Race tires get real pissed when you seat them in coach.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 01:46 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:46 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:48 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 01:48 AM (aC6Sd)
Makes one wonder if the pit crews were somehow compromised.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 01:52 AM (Dbv1R)
You can't get rid of an invasive species once it's there. It's impractical. You've got to let them stay. It's an act of love.
Posted by: ¡Jeb! the bunny, eating carrots in Australia at March 25, 2018 01:53 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Golfman at March 25, 2018 01:53 AM (48QDY)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 25, 2018 01:56 AM (JPRju)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 01:59 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 02:00 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:00 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Golfman at March 25, 2018 02:00 AM (48QDY)
Florence also had some shitty ass bacon, and thats a crime against humanity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:01 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:01 AM (aC6Sd)
"Here is our Croc Et Crap handbag, which crosses the Miami catwalk with the San Fran sidewalk. It comes with a complimentary spritzer of Eau De Stumblebum Piss."
Posted by: SciVo at March 25, 2018 02:02 AM (sAsvC)
Posted by: Golfman at March 25, 2018 02:02 AM (48QDY)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:03 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:04 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Canada at March 25, 2018 02:04 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Canada at March 25, 2018 02:04 AM (n13/j)
Oh noooo, I had bacon in Canada. I mean yeah its not like ours, but the shit they served for breakfast in my Florence was fucking roadkill.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:07 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:07 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:07 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi - Ragnarok Star at March 25, 2018 02:09 AM (A9Ugw)
Posted by: ¡Jeb! at March 25, 2018 02:09 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:07 AM (n13/j)
This shit looked like our bacon, but it was just nasty tasting. It just didn't remotely taste like bacon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:10 AM (aMlLZ)
like ours, but the shit they served for breakfast in my Florence was
fucking roadkill.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:07 AM (aMlLZ)
I hear ya. USA does it best. You should try English breakfast sausage, it is like goo in a tube. Then again, it is not all that bad.
You know there is a reason a "Continental breakfast" is basically coffee and some pastries, they don't do American/English breakfast too well. Worst I ever had was in Athens.
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:10 AM (n13/j)
And I am off to bed . Getting very sleepy here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 02:13 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:01 AM (aMlLZ)
European countries and Canada define "bacon" from the cut from the back of the pig. We define bacon as streaky bacon/side bacon, ie. bacon cut from the side of the pig. I agree, side bacon is the one true bacon.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 02:16 AM (/qEW2)
breakfast sausage, it is like goo in a tube. Then again, it is not all
that bad.
You know there is a reason a "Continental breakfast" is
basically coffee and some pastries, they don't do American/English
breakfast too well. Worst I ever had was in Athens.
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:10 AM (n13/j)
The breakfast in Florence had a continental element also, but even the pastries were kind of tasteless, and washing it down with that shitty coffee was a bridge too far. I was eating mostly eggs and toast. I couldn't believe it, the pastries had almost no taste. My hotel in Sorrento was the breakfast king. The bacon was exactly like ours, with the Rome hotel not being far behind. The Florence one....yeah, the Ethiopians would stick their nose up at it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:17 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 02:17 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:19 AM (n13/j)
the cut from the back of the pig. We define bacon as streaky bacon/side
bacon, ie. bacon cut from the side of the pig. I agree, side bacon is
the one true bacon.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 02:16 AM (/qEW2)
Believe it or not, back bacon is pretty damned hard to find in western Canada.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2018 02:19 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:19 AM (n13/j)
I brought back a bottle of limoncello from Capri where they make it. That and some limoncello candy. Man.... good stuff.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:21 AM (aMlLZ)
also, but even the pastries were kind of tasteless, and washing it down
with that shitty coffee was a bridge too far. I was eating mostly eggs
and toast. I couldn't believe it, the pastries had almost no taste. My
hotel in Sorrento was the breakfast king. The bacon was exactly like
ours, with the Rome hotel not being far behind. The Florence
one....yeah, the Ethiopians would stick their nose up at it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:17 AM (aMlLZ)
One thing I always enjoyed about travel was researching the best places to get iconic foods, such as gelato in Italy. Then you notice even in Italy, just like the US, most restaurants etc. are just average, and many suck. You have to seek out the really good ones, although that can be a pain traveling in an unfamiliar place. Certainly touristy parts of Italy have a lot of places that serve "sucky" food. My best tip is if a restaurant has its menu outside translated into 5 or more languages, move on. The best places are those that seem the least inviting to tourists.
Anyway, it is all part of travel. You will probably remember that Florentine breakfast longer than some others
At least you went before the big tourist season cranks up. Was the weather ok?Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:28 AM (n13/j)
Looking like Vettel is going to win, still not sure how he got around Hamilton
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:30 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:21 AM (aMlLZ)
Yeah, that is the stuff. Best I got was from a guy on the side of the road near Pompeii, so kinda the same area. From my experience, the stuff they export here is just not the same.
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:31 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:33 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 02:34 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:37 AM (aC6Sd)
researching the best places to get iconic foods, such as gelato in
Italy. Then you notice even in Italy, just like the US, most restaurants
etc. are just average, and many suck. You have to seek out the really
good ones, although that can be a pain traveling in an unfamiliar place.
Certainly touristy parts of Italy have a lot of places that serve
"sucky" food. My best tip is if a restaurant has its menu outside
translated into 5 or more languages, move on. The best places are those
that seem the least inviting to tourists.
Anyway, it is all part of travel. You will probably remember that Florentine breakfast longer than some others At least you went before the big tourist season cranks up. Was the weather ok?
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:28 AM (n13/j)
The best places are the hole in the wall places. They always have the best food. That didn't seem to work in Florence though, although my brother ate at some place that he said was amazing. I had the shittiest pizza in my life in Florence. The weather was a little shitty in Rome. It rained, then cleared up, then rained some more, etc. Mornings seemed always nice, then it would rain after breakfast, then clear up for lunch, then maybe rain again. It frigging deluged in Capri. The weather in Florence and Tuscany was perfect, blue cloudless skies. Curiously, right before the pope spoke it cleared up and became a nice blue sky, then rained again an hour after.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:37 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:38 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 02:38 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 25, 2018 02:39 AM (JPRju)
Looking like Vettel is going to win, still not sure how he got around Hamilton
Your breakfast choices tend to be too carb heavy. Canadian bacon would be an improvement.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 02:41 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:41 AM (n13/j)
Opinion of UN just emerged in China.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 25, 2018 02:44 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Quint at March 25, 2018 02:45 AM (n13/j)
then cleared up, then rained some more, etc. Mornings seemed always
nice, then it would rain after breakfast, then clear up for lunch, then
maybe rain again. It frigging deluged in Capri. The weather in Florence
and Tuscany was perfect, blue cloudless skies. Curiously, right before
the pope spoke it cleared up and became a nice blue sky, then rained
again an hour after.Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:37 AM (aMlLZ)--- and yet you Morons persist in asking why i stay in #Failifornia...
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2018 02:46 AM (RcZfi)
Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2018 02:49 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 02:34 AM (/qEW2)
I saw very few immigrants. I was a little surprised. Florence on the other hand (of course) seemed to have a little more immigrant run convenience stores. It wasn't like I feared it would be. Not walking the streets anyway, they could have been inside building bombs for all I know. I did see a street walker though. Beautiful chick, long brown hair, black stockings, a yellow skirt that barely covered her ass, high heels, thin, and a nice rack. She was on a her cell phone walking past the hotel at 7:30 am. My brother said oh yeah, she isn't going to work on a sunday dressed like that, she's just getting home. She had to be one pricey piece of ass.
There seemed to be a very cute muslim chick that was hanging in the hotel bar in rome joking around with the bartender one night. She seemed very nice, saw her at breakfast the next day and she smiled at me. Seemed very classy, dressed nice, held her tea cup as if she was royalty. Probably a student, not sure. Very fair skinned. That was the only one I saw in a head scarf the whole time I was there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:52 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2018 02:56 AM (cHbmY)
key to your kids, much less your grandkids? They look at you like you
have finally lost your last marble.
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Vent windows in the car, and window winders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2018 12:23 AM (c/EDo)
Or cars with back seats large enough to have a threesome in.
I was actually in a car like that once. It had a bud vase.
But I did not have a threesome.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2018 03:30 AM (cu8/f)
I had a car like that one, a '66 Pontiac Star Chief Executive; alas, I can't even recall a twosome back there.
Hold on while I make up a lie.
Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 25, 2018 03:34 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2018 03:36 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 25, 2018 02:52 AM (aMlLZ)
Good to hear. Remarkable that they are in the Mediterranean and haven't had a single attack (that I can recall) apart from the murder of a man and his wife on the beach several months back. And they've elected a conservative government, although from a patchwork of different parties, so it could be a while until they get their new policies in place.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 03:42 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2018 03:53 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2018 03:55 AM (cHbmY)
What a shit driver. Enjoy your "championship", you talentless fcuk.
Posted by: oh noes, I actually have to drive a car with more than two fingers!?! at March 25, 2018 04:01 AM (PVLA0)
My cousins are all raving dems.
My gay lawyer cousin who went to Berkley walked up to me saying Kill Trump. I don't understand it. I'm out numbered and I pick my battles. He wouldn't even be here if it were not for the death of his father. His father served in WWII and had 4 kids. One straight male, one gay male and two gay daughters all dems. He didn't approve of there sexuality I'm sure. But he was proud of there accomplishment. I just stayed quiet. I would like to state my position but why bother.
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 04:33 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 04:34 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 04:47 AM (foYMy)
You don't think others would retaliate and go after your Pelosies, Schumers, etc? Think this thru, dummie.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 25, 2018 04:50 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 04:33 AM (foYMy)
"So this is how Officers of the Court talk? You make lawyers jokes true."
Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2018 04:54 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 04:54 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: This Thread In A Handcart at March 25, 2018 04:55 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 04:57 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 04:59 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 05:05 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 05:05 AM (foYMy)
That is what you should say to them.
Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2018 05:07 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 05:12 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 05:13 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 25, 2018 05:13 AM (foYMy)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2018 05:17 AM (/qEW2)
More importantly how would they do it? Guns are icky.
Posted by: F.N.G. at March 25, 2018 05:29 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2018 05:45 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2018 05:50 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at March 25, 2018 05:56 AM (rnAwa)
all living beings except conservatives and especially Trump supporters. For those we advocate live surgical experimentation without anesthesia.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2018 08:01 AM (H8QX8)
Ditto.
I would elaborate, but I should be nice on Palm Sunday.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 25, 2018 08:19 AM (vFmT2)
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