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Austin just blew up a goodwill donation center.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (Z48ZB) 2
Sorry. oT
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (Z48ZB) 3
Top 10
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (89T5c) 4
Getting others
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (89T5c) 5
I think people are over-reading the fact that two white guys were injured by the tripwire bombing. A tripwire blows up whoever steps on it. In this case, it was white guys, but the bomber wouldn't have known that.
++++ The tripwire bomb was on a hiking trail, right? And, hiking trails... that sounds like one of those things that white people do. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (pvjTE) 6
You know what stops a bad guy with a bomb? Same thing that stops a school shooter.
A good to middling guy with a gun. Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (0OmEj) 7
I think the bomber is either White or Black. Possibly Asian.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (2DOZq) 8
South Austin. Merda Sunset Valley. Brodie and Slaughter.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (Z48ZB) 9
maybe he just really hates boxes?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (LWu6U) 10
Damn good thing Officer Gaskill had a weapon that fired a bullet that was FASTER than the bullets coming out of the shooter's gun.
Otherwise, this could have turned out MUCH different. Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2018 08:31 PM (BfOXk) 11
Austin just blew up a goodwill donation center.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (Z48ZB) I'm guessing a drop box? Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 08:31 PM (dKiJG) Posted by: tonypete at March 20, 2018 08:33 PM (9rIkM) 13
When can we set up a FB memorial page for the mad bomber?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 20, 2018 08:33 PM (7PllL) 14
"He really hates these cans!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRM3lFRwRI I had to link the clip. But seriously, stay away from boxes. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (LWu6U) 15
I postulate that the bomber is a 27 year-old computer programmer named Brad who previously supported the Bernie Sanders campaign, but has since scrubbed the Bernie! bumper-stickers off of his late model Toyota sedan.
You see "Brad" was upset when he found out that Bernie! sold out the World Workers Party for a second-rate, third-home, on a no-name lake. Our man "Brad" currently lives with his divorced dad, a blue collar man too busy trying to keep his head above water to notice that his soon is descending into madness. Brad could afford to move out since he makes $3,300 a month (after taxes) doing the digital equivalent of 'busy work' for a catalog company, but all the Waiting-For-Trump-To-Blow-Up-The-World-Stress means that Brad's poor nerves are totally shot. He now lives and dies by the latest breathless "It's finally over for Trump!" news coverage, and over the past 14 months our man Brad's grip on reality has begun to slip. His fondest wish is that one of his bombs is the one to start the race war so America can be cleansed of the hoarders and wreckers. Once he's caught, the story disappears in 48 hours, never to be heard again. Posted by: Mr. W at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (Mz/y/) 16
11 Austin just blew up a goodwill donation center.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (Z48ZB) This is just frickin crazy. Prayers to everyone is Austin. Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (OAlmw) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (Dp6qK) 18
What? Zzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Stoneman Douglas Security Cop at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (7qnb5) 19
Goodwill is an easy target. Somebody leaving a box at the Goodwill is totally unremarkable.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (xPl2J) 20
well, if this was your basic domestic shooting, then he may have stopped at 2...well, 3, himself too.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 08:35 PM (DQC26) 21
Not me!
Posted by: Cynthia Nixon Qualified Lesbo at March 20, 2018 08:35 PM (7qnb5) 22
Hes really picking up the pace. Or its more than 1 guy.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (Z48ZB) 23
Was he an NRA member?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (JTMqu) 24
maybe he just really hates boxes?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM Not me! Posted by: Cynthia Nixon Qualified Lesbo at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (7qnb5) 25
My alibi is airtight ... I've got witnesses all day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi) 27
Unibomber. I forget the specifics, but he only killed white males? And no sexual component.
Posted by: 13times at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (K3B2k) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (9Hjhc) 29
Good grief. The kid looks twelve.
Of course, the pics we first saw of St. Trayvon were of him at a much younger, pre-thug days. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC) 30
We do live in interesting times
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I) 31
But seriously, stay away from boxes.
Posted by: Gentlemen --- One of my sons works for UPS - even though he is a thousand miles away, the guys are nervous. Posted by: tonypete at March 20, 2018 08:37 PM (9rIkM) 32
The Party of Science is really exploring the studio space in postulating that this kid, had he been left alone, would have just stopped and not shot more kids. The power of Boss Hogg would have compelled him! The power of Boss Hogg would have compelled him! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 08:37 PM (pNxlR) 33
I still like the two cyclists for the crime. The Fedex bombs could have been mailed before they blew themselves up, right?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:37 PM (CzpbT) 34
Good grief. The kid looks twelve.
The pic said it was from 2014 so you're not far off. I can't believe there's not a more recent picture of the little doucheweasel. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:37 PM (7qnb5) 35
I had heard that FedEx and UPS were merging. Claim was they were gonna call it FedUp.
Guess that's all blown up on 'em, with all this. I suppose they can always rebrand as FedExplosion? *this is where I ritually denounce myself, of course* *wraps bottle of Val-U-Rite in rice paper with a Muldoon haiku pun inscribed thereon* *puts that into a brown paper bag, and sits under the bridge with the rest of teh hobos* *cheers!* /snrk Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 08:38 PM (QzJWU) 36
everyone is overlooking the likely source of the bombing is some sort of ongoing grudge match between ips and fedex.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:38 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Cynthia Nixon, The ugly one. Verified Lesbo at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (7qnb5) 38
When an ICE box is hit, we will know its Maxine.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (Z48ZB) 39
I'm actually kind of in the same camp as Mr. W: I think the bomber is trying to start conflict. Think of this as the mother of all hate crime hoaxes: "I'll blow up black people so they'll finally SEE how bad Trump really is, and rise up and overthrow him!"
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (49n4z) 40
I'm calling it now ... in response to these bombs being sent via FedEx ... somebody in Congress is going to call for an end to direct-to-home ammo shipments.
Discuss ? Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (fiGNd) 41
Y'know, if it turns out to be a racial thing, that doesn't necessarily mean white/black. It could very well be brown/black, as in a hispanic perp. There's no love lost between hispanics and blacks, and at the criminal level it's often a case of open warfare. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (eXA4G) 42
Maybe the bomber hates Denny Hamlin.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (xPl2J) 43
Race has nothing to do with this. It's about causing chaos, disrupting, and destroying. It's about sending a message to maybe have fellow travelers in other commie cities to begin setting their plans into motion.
Commies and Anarchists have lost power. They always go scorched earth when they lose power. Always. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (/LX46) 44
Posted by: Mr. W at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (Mz/y/)
I think your profile is probably more accurate than anything the FBI comes up with. Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (sdi6R) 45
Strangely, this deranged little corpse now has a memorial page on Facebook asking people to "celebrate his life".
So if you shoot the kid, you're wrong? And if you don't shoot the kid, you're wrong? Is that how it works? Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (O5Q3r) 46
I want to know how to get on the board that certifies lesbians so they can get their qualifications. I am not sure what use I could be, but maybe I could watch. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (LWu6U) 47
The power of Boss Hogg would have compelled him!
The power of Boss Hogg would have compelled him! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) I think you're onto something. The overwhelming punchability of Camera Hogg's face would have triggered whatever reason was left in the shooter and compelled him to drop his weapon long enough to throw a punch. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (9Hjhc) 48
Thank G-d Barack isn't still in office.
Can you just imagine the crap he would have spewed by now about the FL shootings, MD and the bombings? I thank the Lord every day I don't have to hear "Let me be clear" or "This is not who we are." Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (ptqGC) 49
And, okay, let's all be perfectly honest here. We KNOW it's gonna be a Muslim.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (49n4z) 50
News reports one injured in the new bombing. Hopefully the bomber themselves but probably not.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (w+Jhj) 51
>>Unibomber. I forget the specifics, but he only killed white males?
That was the Unabomber. The Unibomber killed guys in one piece outfits. Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf) 52
I want to know how to get on the board that certifies lesbians so they can get their qualifications.
I am not sure what use I could be, but maybe I could watch. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (LWu6U) They give you a badge that says "Official Lesbian Inspector" Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (xPl2J) 53
So much for a cold, methodical killer. Why the escalation? Does he feel threatened and wants to be famous?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (pzA2L) 54
Had a box on the porch today. Wasn't from amazon. I sorta tapped it from behing the door. I am no where near Austin. Whoever this is is a sicko.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (a3OL0) 55
Whatever the MSM on tv is not talking about, that is what you should be focusing on.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (/LX46) 56
34 Good grief. The kid looks twelve.
The pic said it was from 2014 so you're not far off. I can't believe there's not a more recent picture of the little doucheweasel. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:37 PM (7qnb5) He probably went Goth/death metal before he assumed room temperature. Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) 57
Unibomber was more after airline and technology types because he felt that technology was destroying mankind. And he did it over a number of years. This is different. Whoever is doing this has planned extensively. He built a large number of bombs well in advance. These aren't just pipe bombs that you light a fuse and walk away from.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (gEvQ8) 58
why get out ahead of ourselves and start calling it whit on black violence? media is more than happy to do that even if it turns out otherwise.
may well be some false flag operation where some black guy is bombing blacks to get them angry before the election. cold be some white lib with a similar interest, you know like bill ayers and his bomber whore. no one knows nothin. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1) 59
Strangely, this deranged little corpse now has a memorial page on Facebook asking people to "celebrate his life".
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM Here's how I am celebrating his life. I am celebrating that it's over and this little fucker can rot in hell. And celebrating the cop capped his worthless ass before nobody else got hit. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (7qnb5) 60
If Austin has a Salvation Army donation center they should be on high alert.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (LZJOv) 61
Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) 62
If no one has already, I would point out the case of the DC sniper, in which profiling suggested that the killer was white, which led the police chief to discard leads on people who were not white, letting the killer keep on doing his thing.
The race and tribe of these people is 'crazy' and/or 'evil.' Anything else should be used to identify them so they can be sped to their just reward. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 08:42 PM (WjgGA) 63
"I am not sure what use I could be, but maybe I could watch.
Posted by: Gentlemen" And you could hold things for them. And warm up the oil. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 08:42 PM (w+Jhj) 64
He probably went Goth/death metal before he assumed room temperature.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) Too bad nobody could get inside that kids head. You know ... before that Resource Officer did. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:42 PM (fiGNd) 65
52 I want to know how to get on the board that certifies lesbians so they can get their qualifications.
I am not sure what use I could be, but maybe I could watch. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (LWu6U) They give you a badge that says "Official Lesbian Inspector" Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (xPl2J) I have that Badge. Posted by: A Dutch Boy at March 20, 2018 08:42 PM (H+7tw) 66
Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
Posted by: josephistan at March what is your definition of bomber and do you consider southwest asians white? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (MTjB1) 67
I wonder if the bomber looked at all the gun control mania and thought "guns, huh? Let me know how many other options there are to terrorize people with."
I doubt that's why he's doing it, but bombs are an interesting choice. It's a different skill set and mentality. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (xJa6I) 68
By odd irony, UPS is bringing me a box of explosives tomorrow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (CzpbT) 69
Have they decided that the Goodwill bombing was workplace violence?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (7qnb5) 70
I am not sure what use I could be, but maybe I could watch.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (LWu6U) 1. Write an app. 2. Convince kids over 18 that being a certified lesbian is cool, with your app providing a pink pair of scissors icon as certification. 3. Profit or go blind on your own supply. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (Dp6qK) 71
They give you a badge that says "Official Lesbian Inspector"
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (xPl2J) I have that Badge. Posted by: A Dutch Boy --- No Dutch Boy! I said a *dike*!! Posted by: tonypete at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (9rIkM) 72
Somebody leaving a box at the Goodwill is totally unremarkable.
They do usually have cameras at the drop areas at the Goodwill stores. Maybe they got him on tape. Posted by: no good deed at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (eIQHF) 73
And, okay, let's all be perfectly honest here. We KNOW it's gonna be a Muslim.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (49n4z) No, I don't think so. Not at all. That would surprise me actually, more than other choices. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (LZJOv) 74
well, the problem with crime stats is that they report what happened. the are not necessarily correct.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (MTjB1) 75
Just toasted the Resource Officer. Good Man.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (a3OL0) 76
Has anyone figured out why the APD chief wanted a summit with the bomber?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (pzA2L) 77
Yes, go on.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (7qnb5) 78
61 Historically speaking, most bombers have been white. Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) You're talking about me, aren't you? -- Hillary Clinton, never to be ex-POTUS Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (pNxlR) 79
Not that it doesn't interest me, it does a little bit, but what happened in MD is basically what should happen in these incidents. Can't really add anything, other than I hope the victims fully recover. As far as Austin, I still think its a clown. Nobody notices clowns. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (r+sAi) 80
Too bad nobody could get inside that kids head. You know ... before that Resource Officer did.
Yeah. You have to wonder what was going through that kid's mind besides 115gr of lead. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (CzpbT) 81
71 They give you a badge that says "Official Lesbian Inspector"
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (xPl2J) I have that Badge. Posted by: A Dutch Boy --- No Dutch Boy! I said a *dike*!! Posted by: tonypete at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (9rIkM) So he should pull his finger out? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (xJa6I) 82
There was a box on my front porch when I got home tonight. I brought it into my kitchen but I haven't opened it yet.
It was the meals I ordered. At least that's what it says on the box. Luckily, I don't live in Austin. Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (sdi6R) 83
And, okay, let's all be perfectly honest here. We KNOW it's gonna be a Muslim.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM (49n4z I would bet no. They usually crow about their destruction. Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (Z48ZB) 84
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By odd irony, UPS is bringing me a box of explosives tomorrow. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (CzpbT) They figured offence is better then defence... Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (9J46Z) 85
Johnny Joey Jones, the vet who got his legs blown off in Afghanistan, is on with Tucker, 'splaining some things about explosives.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC) 86
well, the use of fedex and the premature detonation of devices does not make me think this guy is going to fit the traditional profile and is not very sophisticated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (MTjB1) 87
Were the bombs set to go off at midnight?
https://youtu.be/vKnaoF-zEUM Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (9Hjhc) 88
Once he's caught, the story disappears in 48 hours, never to be heard again.
Posted by: Mr. W Probably about 90% correct. You should write movie scripts. Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (BfOXk) 89
61 Historically speaking, most bombers have been white. Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) You're talking about me, aren't you? -- Amy Schumer Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (pNxlR) 90
There was a box on my front porch when I got home tonight. I brought it into my kitchen but I haven't opened it yet.
It was the meals I ordered. At least that's what it says on the box. Luckily, I don't live in Austin. Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (sdi6R) *nervous eyes* Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: ThunderB at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (et/cU) 92
Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) You're talking about me, aren't you? -- Amy Schumer Ahem. Posted by: Cathy Griffen at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (7qnb5) Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (fiGNd) 94
By odd irony, UPS is bringing me a box of explosives tomorrow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (CzpbT) The local place that carried Goex closed, so once I'm out of powdered gun food, I'm boned. Nobody will ship real black powder and flintlocks won't spark Pyrodex. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (y87Qq) 95
I wonder what the explosive is. They must have some idea by now and know if they are all from the same source.
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (UdKB7) 96
Hey Ace..
My wife bought a bedside table today at IKEA.. How much do you charge for assembly help? I know it is not shelving.. but.. IKEA! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (5tSKk) 97
I was wondering who that was, Jane. Smart guy.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (a3OL0) 98
Unibomber was more after airline and technology types because he felt that technology was destroying mankind. And he did it over a number of years. This is different. Whoever is doing this has planned extensively. He built a large number of bombs well in advance. These aren't just pipe bombs that you light a fuse and walk away from.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (gEvQ He wasn't wrong but went about it the wrong way. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (dKiJG) 99
94 By odd irony, UPS is bringing me a box of explosives tomorrow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (CzpbT) The local place that carried Goex closed, so once I'm out of powdered gun food, I'm boned. Nobody will ship real black powder and flintlocks won't spark Pyrodex. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (y87Qq) That's one of the things, apart from space and storage issues, that keeps me out of reloading. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (xJa6I) 100
66 Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
Posted by: josephistan at March what is your definition of bomber and do you consider southwest asians white? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (MTjB1) Non-terrorist. Like the Ted Kaczynski or Mark Hofmann. Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (ANIFC) 101
I'm hoping for a (D)/antifa "protesting" FedEx not jumping on their anti-NRA bandwagon just to see how many hours it's reported on afterwards.
My money is on two. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (JTMqu) 102
If this imbecile walked into a FedEx outpost, he's already caught.
Speaking of imbeciles, one of them robbed the local BOA here last month. This genius didn't even try to disguise himself and the cops were able to show a very good, high-resolution image of him on the evening news. It was even his good side. They caught him the next morning. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (GdWl+) 103
Boy, it didn't take long for the lunatic Ralph Peters latest rant to be the big headline at all of the lefty sites like Yahoo and MSN Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Jap zero pilots at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (r+sAi) 105
I'm going to be pissed if this stuff causes UPS and FedEx not to deliver ammo any more.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (CzpbT) 106
No, I don't think so. Not at all. That would surprise me actually, more than other choices. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (LZJOv) Could be Manson type false flag attack to incite conflict. Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (9J46Z) 107
1 hispanic
Tonights guy at goodwill and the lady at the fedex in shertz Dont know These are random Posted by: ThunderB at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (et/cU) 108
I'm not going to hazard a guess and instead do something I know I can handle - laundry. Back later.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (QDnY+) 110
you know what is funny, we use rdx for deliveries. wonder if they deliver rdx?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (MTjB1) 111
91 First 2 were black Next 2 were white Posted by: ThunderB at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (et/cU) The Checkerboard Bomber! The Chessboard Bomber! The Nun Bomber! The Penguin Bomber! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 08:49 PM (pNxlR) 112
well, the use of fedex and the premature detonation of devices does not make me think this guy is going to fit the traditional profile and is not very sophisticated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (MTjB1) He might file a claim for rough handling and damage to the shipment though. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 08:49 PM (y87Qq) 113
105 I'm going to be pissed if this stuff causes UPS and FedEx not to deliver ammo any more.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:48 PM (CzpbT) 65 posts ahead of ya' ... Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:49 PM (fiGNd) 114
88 Once he's caught, the story disappears in 48 hours, never to be heard again.
Posted by: Mr. W Probably about 90% correct. You should write movie scripts. Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (BfOXk) YOUR LEVELS OF CREATIVITY.exe FAR EXCEED MY OWN. Posted by: Writing Unit #385 from Burbank, CA at March 20, 2018 08:49 PM (H+7tw) Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:49 PM (O5Q3r) 116
By odd irony, UPS is bringing me a box of explosives tomorrow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:43 PM (CzpbT) They don't like competition. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 08:49 PM (Dp6qK) 117
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:50 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:50 PM (CzpbT) 119
Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) ------------- Sarc? Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 08:50 PM (rv0Fo) 120
He may have thought that in a black neighborhood his presence, especially delivering a pkg, would go unremarkable.
And in white neighborhoods of means they would have more people home, larger houses, possibility of cameras and nosier neighbors? Maybe they all were to be delivered by him/her and when that was blocked (which the bomber didn't anticipate for some reason) they switched to actually sending the pkgs by common carrier. Not caring if the bombs went off in the sorting area or maybe they were all built to activate on movement after a timer and they didn't want to rewire them so they sent them through the normal delivery process and his timing was off. It's hard to predict an irrational mind. I'm surprised they're using a public means tho as this makes them more likely to be caught. Especially since they've multiplied and the more they do it the more likely they get caught. Greed is usually the downfall of the criminal. In this case greed of outcome. Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:50 PM (MioLM) 121
Guy is white.
Husband just reminded me of a scene from Good Will Hunting where the mathematician said doing a psychological profile of the genius was a waste of time. The response was that the highest IQ ever at Harvard was Ted Kaczynski. Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:50 PM (CAKgV) 122
61 Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) Yes. And? Posted by: Arthur "Bomber" Harris at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (sdi6R) 123
I don't think he's a sooper genius
Posted by: Auscolpyr at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (pzA2L) 124
My wife just made a good point that netflix recently came out with a series on the unibomber - ted k - maybe this dude got inspired. As an aside I have a t-shirt with that FBI sketch of what they thought he would look like, and of course being the FBI it was nowhere close. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (r+sAi) 125
Just read a good (fiction) book called "The Bomb Maker" by Thomas Perry, some of the horde may like it..
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (nWc4E) 126
Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
I get bombed and I'm white. So what about it? Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (oiNtH) 128
The Checkerboard Bomber!
The Chessboard Bomber! The Nun Bomber! The Penguin Bomber! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) I saw The Penguin Bomber open for The B-52s at The Paramount in '89. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (9Hjhc) 129
On another note..
I watched the news tonight.. another Playboy model came out today suing Trump for the right to tell her story about her affair with Trump in 2006. She was already paid off.. but I guess her lawyers decided it was worth the pay day.. I really don't doubt Trump had those affairs.. but geez! The balls on him! Knowing all this shit was out there on him and he still decides to run for President! I am more convinced now than ever before that he never thought he had a prayer in winning! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (5tSKk) 130
BREAKING: FedEx announces ban on boxes, blames NBA and NRA
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 08:52 PM (EzdLW) 131
Remember that Oathkeepers report on all the Leftist and Commie and Anarchist groups in America that OM posted several times after Trump? It was very detailed about the three teirs of groups with the 3rd being about impossible to infiltrate and being highly trained, dedicated, funded, and operating under the noses in Commie controlled cities.
I remember. I also remember that radicals and revolutionaries of the 1960's are in our institutions and have trained a new group of political terrorists. This ain't about race. It's not a lone nut. The media will tell you it's a lone nut because they have been providing aid and comfort along with cover for Commies/Anarchists. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:52 PM (/LX46) 132
Obsessive late night Forensic Files watching makes me think I could solve this if the police would only share all of their clues with me. Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:52 PM (/ZLfx) 133
If he is NOT white, story will be down memory hole faster than Las Vegas.
If he IS white Bob Muller will be looking into him. Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (1d2pR) 134
Maryland has strict gun control and that stopped the shooter you bigots.
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (7m5Ot) 135
As an aside I have a t-shirt with that FBI sketch of what they thought he would look like, and of course being the FBI it was nowhere close.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM Can I ask why you have a t-shirt with an FBI sketch of the guy they thought the uni-bomber would look like? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (7qnb5) 136
10% of the vote in IL. Scumbag Rauner is up 5,000 votes on Ives. So far porkpie Pritzker has a big lead over Bobby Jr and the other commie Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (SiINZ) 137
That's one of the things, apart from space and storage issues, that keeps me out of reloading.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (xJa6I) You can get a jar of ordinary smokeless reloading powder at lots of gun stores, though. Black powder requires special storage and FedEx and UPS won't touch it. There might be two places in the entire state that sell it. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (y87Qq) 138
Historically speaking, most bombers have been white.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (ANIFC) You're talking about me, aren't you? -- Amy Schumer Ahem. Posted by: Cathy Griffen at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (7qnb5) Oh, Ace. You'll never guess who's coming to the little comedy club across the way from my regular gig. Just guess who it is. Go on. OK, I'll give you a hint: it's a girl. She likes you. It's your favorite comedienne and mine, the one-and-only, the incomparable. Margaret Cho. This coming weekend. Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (GdWl+) 139
(D)/antifa "protesting" FedEx not jumping on their anti-NRA bandwagon
Probably the most compelling profile. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (Dp6qK) 140
It has been far too long since we've held a responsible discussion on sensible box control! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (pNxlR) 141
Black powder *is* an explosive, think it's handled quite differently than smokeless powder, which is a flammable solid. Ammo is neither.
Don't see how this would affect shipment of ammo. Also have no guess as to the perp(s), but glad that our host and so many others have elaborate guesses. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 08:54 PM (QDnY+) 142
well, historically most bombers may have been white but they were pretty sophisticated. this clown is not especially sophisticated.
seriously, were you going to go to the trouble of getting the parts to build a bomb, assemble the bomb, with all the forethought that requires would you not take time to puzzle out how to deliver them? that is the relatively easy part. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:54 PM (MTjB1) 143
Previous thread:
----------- It's a good play, but I don't think it will work. If this guy was gonna be a talker, he'd already be talking. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN) Unless he's already communicated and they want him to start doubting whether they've got his message. --------------- Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 08:54 PM (rv0Fo) 144
I'd still like to know what secular law(s) PDT has broken by doing strippers?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:54 PM (MioLM) 145
Jeraldo.....good grief!
Posted by: E.T. at March 20, 2018 08:55 PM (nzKWW) 146
Oh, no. It's Gerry Rivers on the case.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:55 PM (O5Q3r) 147
I was positive the DC Sniper was a "white military type". The lifelong Hollywood indoctrination is strong.
Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 08:55 PM (rv0Fo) 148
Profiling reminds me of when I would ask my father what kind of Winter we may have. He said, "Check with me in April, I'll have a fairly good guess."
So after this clown is caught and questioned, we'll start the profiling then. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2018 08:55 PM (LOq4H) 149
Lots of experience in second-rate bomb making from syria, iraq, afghanistan to filter in through our southern border.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:56 PM (MTjB1) 150
10% of the vote in IL. Scumbag Rauner is up 5,000
votes on Ives. So far porkpie Pritzker has a big lead over Bobby Jr and the other commie Posted by: TheQuietMan ........... crap.. I decided to vote for Ives.. I hope she can get closer! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 08:56 PM (5tSKk) 151
Guy is white.
Husband just reminded me of a scene from Good Will Hunting where the mathematician said doing a psychological profile of the genius was a waste of time. The response was that the highest IQ ever at Harvard was Ted Kaczynski. Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:50 PM (CAKgV) What they did to him at Harvard, he was a kid. I couldn't believe what they did to him. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 08:56 PM (dKiJG) 152
Oh, no. It's Gerry Rivers on the case.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:55 PM Long distance information give me Memphis Tennessee! Lovea his work! Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM (7qnb5) 153
Obsessive late night Forensic Files watching makes me think I could solve this if the police would only share all of their clues with me.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 08:52 PM (/ZLfx) lol I went thru a few months where all I did was watch those type shows. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM (LZJOv) 154
Im gonna go out on a limb and say it's Katy Perry.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM (1d2pR) 155
I'd still like to know what secular law(s) PDT has broken by doing strippers?
Posted by: jakee308 --- Reckless operation? Failure to keep assured, clear distance? Posted by: tonypete at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM (9rIkM) 156
I care about who two people in the world have sex with, me and my husband. That's it. Secondly, are these people serious after Kennedy and Clintons (and bathhouse Barry, butt he's not officially out yet).
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM (CAKgV) 157
Geraldo ought to lose the moustache. It looks like he has two kittens up his nose.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM (O5Q3r) 158
OT: Lt. Col. Ralph Peters has gone around the bend and he ain't coming back:
Four decades ago, I took an oath as a newly commissioned officer. I swore to "support and defend the Constitution," and that oath did not expire when I took off my uniform. Today, I feel that Fox News is assaulting our constitutional order and the rule of law, while fostering corrosive and unjustified paranoia among viewers. Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed. In my view, Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much-needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration. When prime-time hosts--who have never served our country in any capacity--dismiss facts and empirical reality to launch profoundly dishonest assaults on the FBI, the Justice Department, the courts, the intelligence community (in which I served) and, not least, a model public servant and genuine war hero such as Robert Mueller--all the while scaremongering with lurid warnings of "deep-state" machinations-- I cannot be part of the same organization, even at a remove. To me, Fox News is now wittingly harming our system of government for profit. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2018 08:58 PM (+y/Ru) 159
I'm thinking this guy is a white guy. Texan. He has a problem with package delivery services . May have been embarrassed in the past because somebody opened one of his packages by mistake and found a sex toy. A dildo. Gay bomber. Self-hatred is a horrible deadly thing. He wants to be caught.
Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2018 08:58 PM (bJ0w+) 160
76 Has anyone figured out why the APD chief wanted a summit with the bomber?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (pzA2L) Commie anarchist sympathizers will sympathize with their Fellow Travelers and give them an open platform to speak. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:58 PM (/LX46) 161
how close together are the new bomb sites?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:58 PM (hMwEB) 162
I'd still like to know what secular law(s) PDT has broken by doing strippers?
Posted by: jakee308 Just saw a pic of the Playboy model he was apparently banging some years back. Damn. Whew! Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:58 PM (7qnb5) 163
funny thing about stormy daniels is that the most attention she has received is not for her willingness to doe every depraved sexual act on camera for a few bucks but for the fact that she did someone famous. she must be really sad that no one cares about her at all, before she did porn, while she did porn, or after.
by the way she has some horrendous tat on her gut to hide something ugly. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (MTjB1) 164
jerry rivers has it figured out. the bomber is pissed off at Austin because it's a sanctuary city. must be a deplorable!
You know the media is praying to Moloch for that. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (H80UQ) 165
OT: Lt. Col. Ralph Peters has gone around the bend and he ain't coming back: Ralphie go look for work elsewhere. Maybe the Young Turks will hire him Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (SiINZ) 166
Geraldo ought to lose the moustache. It looks like he has two kittens up his nose.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM Coke filter. And not the soft drink. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (7qnb5) 167
I'm hoping for a (D)/antifa "protesting" FedEx not jumping on their anti-NRA bandwagon just to see how many hours it's reported on afterwards.
My money is on two. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:47 PM (JTMqu) I need to get the following idea aired on Limbaugh or Hannity. It would CRUSH the antifa~antigun Hoggs on their FedEx crusade. Simply write a polite "Thank You" note to Fed Ex's CEO, Fredrick W. Smith, for their steadfast loyalty to the concept of Freedom, and their continued carriage of properly compliant, legal firearms shipments. Put said note into a FedEx envelope, and ship it to their Headquarters. Yeah, it'll cost a couple sawbucks. It's worth it. Let's say FedEx makes, oh, $2 net profit on a simple envelope shipment. Likely, more, but we'll use that number. And let's say a million of those "Thank Yous" hit the CEO's offices within the next... four weeks? I think that's reasonable. So, OUR SIDE puts an additional $2 million into the Fed Ex bottom line, AND, overwhelms their Executive Offices with our clearly demonstrated SUPPORT. What side then do you think wins? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (QzJWU) 168
I'd still like to know what secular law(s) PDT has broken by doing strippers?
Posted by: jakee308 he's being charged For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (hMwEB) 169
Updated Bovada odds:
Lone Lefty - 2-1 Lone Muzzie - 3-1 Affiliated Lefty or Muzzie - 5-1 Lone Psycho with a Manifesto - 7-1 Media Dreamboat Christian Conservative - 18-1 Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (rv0Fo) 170
Youporn has a nice collection of Stormy videos. A friend told me.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 09:00 PM (1d2pR) 171
Black powder requires special storage and FedEx and UPS won't touch it. There might be two places in the entire state that sell it.
Can you make your own gunpowder? Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:00 PM (CzpbT) 172
160 76 Has anyone figured out why the APD chief wanted a summit with the bomber? Posted by: Auscolpyr at March 20, 2018 08:44 PM (pzA2L) Penis envy - he was jealous of all the publicity garnered by that dickhead in Broward County, Scott Israel. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 09:00 PM (pNxlR) 173
Totally off topic, but that cop (a Somali) who shot a woman reporting a crime, has been charged with murder (July 2017).
ABOUT GODDAMMED TIME!!! Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 20, 2018 09:00 PM (W+kMI) 174
less than 5 miles I think. pretty close. I drive by both locations.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (kufk0) 175
I'm thinking this guy is a white guy. Texan. He has a problem with package delivery services . May have been embarrassed in the past because somebody opened one of his packages by mistake and found a sex toy. A dildo. Gay bomber. Self-hatred is a horrible deadly thing. He wants to be caught.
Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2018 08:58 PM (bJ0w+) Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. They have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq) 176
'So after this clown is caught and questioned, we'll start the profiling then.'
Yea that'll will really help catch him. One way to profile is to figure out who it's not. Like in this case I know it's not me so now I have something to go on. Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (UdKB7) 177
I saw a picture of the "hiking trail" where that one bomb went off.
It's not a trail, just a regular street. Maybe it leads to a hike and bike thing, but the bomb went off next to the sidewalk right outside a home's privacy fence Posted by: stace at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (6HFDU) 178
how close together are the new bomb sites?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March depends upon how big your map is. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (MTjB1) 179
Put said note into a FedEx envelope, and ship it to their Headquarters. Yeah, it'll cost a couple sawbucks. It's worth it.
Let's say FedEx makes, oh, $2 net profit on a simple envelope shipment. Likely, more, but we'll use that number. --- That's an interesting idea. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (JTMqu) 180
Geraldo ought to lose the moustache. It looks like he has two kittens up his nose.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:57 PM (O5Q3r) Is it worse than Bolton's? Bolton's is so Yosemite Sam. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (LZJOv) 181
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Goodwill is an easy target. Somebody leaving a box at the Goodwill is totally unremarkable. Posted by: Mark1971 at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (xPl2J) Kind of like going to the Retirement center and picking fistfights. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (UsCnO) 182
Fred Smith doesnt read mail.
What matters to corps these days is how many tweets do they get. Even emails are pretty much ignored. Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (1d2pR) 183
depends upon how big your map is.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (MTjB1) sassy Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (hMwEB) 184
I'm thinking this guy is a white guy. Texan. He has a problem with package delivery services . May have been embarrassed in the past because somebody opened one of his packages by mistake and found a sex toy. A dildo. Gay bomber. Self-hatred is a horrible deadly thing. He wants to be caught.
Posted by: Fritz at March three words, heffernan, palmer, spooner Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (MTjB1) 185
151 Guy is white.
Husband just reminded me of a scene from Good Will Hunting where the mathematician said doing a psychological profile of the genius was a waste of time. The response was that the highest IQ ever at Harvard was Ted Kaczynski. Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:50 PM (CAKgV) What they did to him at Harvard, he was a kid. I couldn't believe what they did to him. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 08:56 PM (dKiJG) MK Ultra was very real and it continued under different names. Pure evil and yes they worked with young kids as well. Not just college kids. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (/LX46) 186
As noted ealier, Peters derailed long ago, but he's doing a respectable TDS effort there. My favorite part is that a media outfit is "assaulting the constitutional order" by merely noting spectacular and obvious evidence of unprecedented, criminal wrong-doing by the FBI, intel community, and likely the courts.
Apparently, unprecedented criminal wrong-doing by the FBI, intel community, and likely the courts is NOT an attack on the constitutional order. Good to know. But I didn't "serve" like Ralph did, so in the logic textbook he acquired from Lyndon Larouche's collection, perhaps I just am not seeing things clearly. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (QDnY+) 187
Latest results in IL...Rauner 53%, Ives 47%. Don't know where this is reported from. Go Ives!
Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (yJ1e6) 188
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We do live in interesting times Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I) yeah, it is all the Chinese fault Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (UsCnO) 189
Gaskill is hero but destroys the Narrative. So the hero must be destroyed.
Bravo Zulu to Gaskill for running towards danger and saving lives. As for 'celebrating' the life of the shooter? Only when they are mulched. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (5HyS+) 190
Can you make your own gunpowder?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:00 PM (CzpbT) Sure, there's only three ingredients. But I suspect that it's one of those things that only sounds easy in principle. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (y87Qq) 191
And social media is run by 25 yo womYns.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (1d2pR) 192
Goodwill package unrelated? What the f is an incendiary device? Flare said Whoraldo.
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (CAKgV) 193
Im gonna go out on a limb and say it's Katy Perry.
She just killed a nun. You know how these people escalate once they've pushed past the comfort zone. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (fuK7c) 194
They say this last bomb wasn't a package...just an incendiary device. There are about 200 emergency vehicles including two bus like command station. Mostly not local either, FBI, ATF, etc.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (kufk0) 195
171 Black powder requires special storage and FedEx and UPS won't touch it. There might be two places in the entire state that sell it.
Can you make your own gunpowder? Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:00 PM (CzpbT) Yes. Yes you can. Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at March 20, 2018 09:04 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: A Gorn at March 20, 2018 09:04 PM (UdKB7) 197
has some horrendous tat on her gut to hide something ugly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:59 PM (MTjB1) She likely had a baby and had some sort of tummy tuck or hiding her stretch marks. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (dKiJG) 198
Goody Jerry Rivers on Fox
Posted by: DeporaBOT at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (y3aQB) Posted by: Geraldo Rivera - Flaming Clown Boner at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (ROV4u) 200
Hmmmmmm. Clock-Boy was from Texas, IIRC.
Posted by: CitizenX at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (j26O8) 201
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (MTjB1)
Ah, cartography humor. Trying to dumb this place *up*? Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (rv0Fo) 202
Sure, there's only three ingredients. But I suspect that it's one of those things that only sounds easy in principle.
I've watched some YouTubes. It didn't look that hard, especially if you buy the saltpeter. If you make your own sodium nitrate, that probably makes it a lot more work. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (CzpbT) 203
They say this last bomb wasn't a package...just an incendiary device.
== what does that mean - molotov cocktail, stick of dynamite, grenade... Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (hMwEB) 204
MK Ultra was very real and it continued under different names. Pure evil and yes they worked with young kids as well. Not just college kids. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (/LX46) Speaking of Ultra....the Ultra Festival is this weekend. Streaming live and also on XM radio. Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (1d2pR) 205
There's nothing wrong with Col. Ralph, he's just a little nervous and tired. He needs to go with the nice young men in the white coats to a happy place where he can get things sorted out.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (9Hjhc) 206
Scumbag Rauner is up 7,000 votes right now. How fucking stupid do you have to be as a Republican voter to vote for someone who sells you out every chance he gets...hang on that's the whole shitty party Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ) 207
'Can you make your own gunpowder?'
Nah no way! Posted by: A Gorn Dad, please. Read a book. It's embarrassing. - Children of the Gorn Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (+y/Ru) 208
Actually, when I was a kid I did try to make gunpowder. Got pretty close too. Didn't every kid with a chemistry set do that?
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (UdKB7) 209
you know, Drudge has the pic of stormy daniels strapped in taking her polygraph.
she really looks uncomfortable being strapped in, hooked up to electrodes, and being filmed with her clothes on and without a roomful of guys servicing her. may be the first time her parents have not been scared to look at a photo of her on the internets. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (MTjB1) 210
203 They say this last bomb wasn't a package...just an incendiary device.
== what does that mean - molotov cocktail, stick of dynamite, grenade... Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (hMwEB) Wrinkle in Time DVD... Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 09:07 PM (ANIFC) 211
Our thoughts are with the Peters family and we pray that Ralph will soon be found alive and safe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:07 PM (CzpbT) 212
Scumbag Rauner is up 7,000 votes right now. How fucking stupid do you have to be as a Republican voter to vote for someone who sells you out every chance he gets...hang on that's the whole shitty party Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ) Arizona voters. Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 09:07 PM (1d2pR) 213
Give that school resource officer a good stiff drink. It's never a good day when you have to take someone's life, even a teenager deranged on something awful.
Posted by: Gork at March 20, 2018 09:07 PM (aKDSJ) 214
Of course, it's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo. They have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq) What do you mean? Posted by: Charlie Brown at March 20, 2018 09:07 PM (wYseH) 215
Can I ask why you have a t-shirt with an FBI sketch of the guy they thought the uni-bomber would look like?
Yes, I went up to Lincoln, MT flyfishing, went into a bar in the evening, and the local fire dept was having a fundraiser. The sketch was on the front and on the back it says "Lincoln MT, the last best place to hideout". So I helped out the fireman and I thought it was funny. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 09:08 PM (r+sAi) 216
I thank the Lord every day I don't have to hear "Let me be clear" or "This is not who we are."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:40 PM ~~~~~ Just reading those words pisses me off. Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 09:08 PM (HiDrR) 217
Thing about Austin is that you have a large anarchist population living there that will set off m-80's to pile on the chaos and disruption.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:08 PM (/LX46) 218
I am about done with Drudge. Fuck him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 09:08 PM (7qnb5) 219
Nitro or gunpowder, the lure of forbidden excitement. If you don't blow up the house.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (5HyS+) 220
I think the bomber is a white male. More than likely a military veteran. (Sorry. It is what it is.) He has a beef, and I think he has communicated with authorities about it.
That is why the APD chief wants to have a summit - that isn't random. Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (jHrzU) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (4ErVI) 222
I'm thinking Antifa..
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (kufk0) 223
I am about done with Drudge. Fuck him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March yeah, really don't get that. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (CzpbT) 225
Sounds like theyve already concluded copycat.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (Z48ZB) 226
182 Fred Smith doesnt read mail.
What matters to corps these days is how many tweets do they get. Even emails are pretty much ignored. Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (1d2pR) Of course CEOs read mail. They have staff open it and they bring things of importance to their attention. So if he was getting a large volume of mail directed to him, he would be made aware. Much more so than Twitter or e-mail. You address to him, and put Personal and Confidential on the envelope and it goes directly to his executive assistant. Because so many people use social media these days, letters are much more rare and count for more. Same with phone calls. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (LZJOv) 227
I've watched some YouTubes. It didn't look that hard, especially if you buy the saltpeter. If you make your own sodium nitrate, that probably makes it a lot more work.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:05 PM (CzpbT) Getting it to work is probably not hard, it's getting a precise burn rate and proper grain size and all that. I have a bunch of KNO3 in the basement somewhere for charcuterie, I'd just need carbon and sulfur. If you just want to blow something up, sure, but I use it in a Pennsylvania longrifle, so I care more about precision and consistency. I'm really just complaining because it will take a day trip now to get more rather than just running up to the next exit. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (y87Qq) 228
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Historically speaking, most bombers have been white. I get bombed and I'm white. So what about it? Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (SiINZ) Yeah, dammit! *HIC* Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (UsCnO) 229
So has Officer Blaine Gaskil been accused of excessive force yet? I've been kinda busy this afternoon with work.
Posted by: Strock Struck at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (qlTN9) 230
how stupid does stormy daniels have to be to have done this? how is this going to help her in any way?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1) 231
I'm going with white male, because the bombs going off, so he's competent - a crazy asshole, but competent. Yes, I know this will not be a popular comment in today's culture.
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (MS0+a) 232
I am about done with Drudge. Fuck him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March J.J. provides better news links each morning thread Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (ANIFC) 233
Scumbag Rauner is starting to pull away. Up 8,000 votes now. Looks like Jabba the Pritzker is going to be our next governor come November Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (SiINZ) 234
Yeah Wrinkle in Time is bombing at the box office. A 50% drop after just one week in theaters. Blu-ray in three months tops.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (5HyS+) 235
He shot the kid dead. I call that a terrible swift sword meted out in a timely and just manner. There was no reason to shoot the kid BEFORE he shot anybody. None of us here think that.
Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (zLDYs) 236
224 I am about done with Drudge. Fuck him.
Try https://thelibertydaily.com/ Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (CzpbT) We are pissin' in the same pot, Grump. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (/LX46) 237
So, the FBI and the ATF are in charge? I'd feel better about it if they turned it over to the Texas Rangers. No, not the baseball team. The real ones.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2018 09:12 PM (gC2IV) 238
As for 'celebrating' the life of the shooter? Only when they are mulched.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2018 09:03 PM (5HyS+) Oh Anna, how I envy your way with words! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP) 239
Antifa?
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 09:12 PM (CAKgV) 240
At least one person was injured Tuesday night in yet another reported package explosion in Austin, Texas, investigators said - just the latest in a string of blasts that have killed at least two people over the past month.
Tuesday night's explosion unfolded on West Slaughter Lane and Brodie Lane in southwestern Austin, the county's EMS tweeted. "Unknown severity of injuries at this time. Avoid the area and expect closures. More to follow." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2018 09:13 PM (+y/Ru) 241
My daughter can see the emergency vehicles heading south on I 35.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:13 PM (Z48ZB) 242
First 2 were black
Next 2 were white Posted by: ThunderB at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (et/cU) The Checkerboard Bomber! The Chessboard Bomber! The Nun Bomber! The Penguin Bomber! The Ebony and Ivory Bomber ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 20, 2018 09:13 PM (AoK0a) 243
stupid does stormy daniels have to be to have done this? how is this going to help her in any way?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1) Her currency is attention. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:13 PM (/LX46) 244
Who gives a shit about the color of the bomber?
My guess he's white, because only 12% of people in this country are black. So the odds are pretty good. And most serial killers are men. But that is just fucking statistics. Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 20, 2018 09:13 PM (fftfA) 245
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Im gonna go out on a limb and say it's Katy Perry. She just killed a nun. You know how these people escalate once they've pushed past the comfort zone. And I thought I would she would have stopped with Kissing a Girl and Liking It. See how it starts? Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (rdU0H) 247
Mindthought: The bomber worked for UPS or Fedex and delivered packages in the area he's been targeting.
It would explain why he feels comfortable in that area. Also the bombs sent through Fedex. Maybe someone mentioned it already. I didn't wade through the thread. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (e8kgV) 249
Wow. I'm surprised:
The police officer (Mohamed Noor) who killed the Australian woman (Justine Damond) last summer in Minneapolis has been charged with murder. I really thought he was going to get away with it. Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (HiDrR) 250
J.J. provides better news links each morning thread
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (ANIFC) Ever notice his weather forecasts are eerily accurate? Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (jHrzU) 251
Just talked to my friend in Austin. She's pretty scared. Just had a baby. She said she's afraid to leave the house.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY) 252
You all realize Daniels and the Playboy model are being financed to do this?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (m0lmR) 253
Latest results in IL...Rauner 53%, Ives 47%. Don't know where this is reported from. Go Ives!
Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (yJ1e6) I didn't know Burl was running for governor. Off my lawn, punks. Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (LOwpT) 254
My brother and probably most boys in my neighborhood growing up made explosive stuff and set off cherry bombs and m80s for fun. Good times
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (Z48ZB) 255
"Actually, when I was a kid I did try to make gunpowder. Got pretty close too. Didn't every kid with a chemistry set do that?
Posted by: freaked" I did. Would buy the Potassium Nitrate at the drug store in town. Made some rather impressive flash pots for special effects. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (w+Jhj) 256
Hey Fox News Lets waste time repeating the same shit over & Over & Over again
Posted by: DeporaBOT at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (y3aQB) 257
One thing I wanted to make a point of:
This School Resource guard did exactly what he should have done. I have no doubt one of the things running through his mind was 'Nope. Not on my watch. Not here. I am going to do something.' He ran to the sound of gunfire and took action. As much as we derided the guy in Broward county, we should laud this guy to the stars. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (WjgGA) 258
I am going to guess Hispanic physically challenged lesbian for no other reason than the MSM would dislocate themselves trying to spin it as Trump's fault.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (9uuwa) 259
No way this is a lone wolf. This is a cell and the cell has help.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (/LX46) 260
Posted by: Charlie Brown at March 20, 2018 09:07 PM (wYseH)
I've always wondered where that nick came from, but never asked because answers to questions like that are too often disappointingly mundane. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (y87Qq) 261
J.J. provides better news links each morning thread
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (ANIFC) The EMT with JJ's summary and the Vic News Network are all the discerning Moron needs to be aware of what's relevant, followed, of course, by AoS posts throughout the day!! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (n9EOP) 262
We are pissin' in the same pot, Grump.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (/LX46) And never the streams shall meet. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 09:16 PM (Dp6qK) 263
OT, but I voted for Ives.
Posted by: iwuzhere at March 20, 2018 09:16 PM (jiGGU) 264
I wouldn't be shocked if this thing in Texas is a small group of illegals with raghead ties.
Posted by: dartist at March 20, 2018 09:16 PM (nisXv) 265
Well, if you pick white, you have about a 63% chance based on demographics. If you pick govt worker you have a very high chance at the occupation. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 09:16 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:16 PM (jHrzU) 267
Try https://thelibertydaily.com/
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 09:09 PM (CzpbT) I like this one. Thanks. Also whatfinger.com is worth checking out although they do link to some sites I don't care for on a regular basis (such as Shapiro's site). Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 09:16 PM (4ErVI) 268
>>>Obsessive late night Forensic Files watching makes me think I could solve this if the police would only share all of their clues with me.
Posted by: LASue I hate to admit it but I'm hoping the Austin cops email me and say "We read your blog and we NEED YOU ON THIS CASE!!!" I feel so stupid admitting that, but there you go. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (8rNrN) 269
You all realize Daniels and the Playboy model are being financed to do this?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (m0lmR) I do. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (/LX46) 270
You all realize Daniels and the Playboy model are being financed to do this?
You're saying porn stars and nude models will do distasteful things for money? Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (fVubI) 271
Last one could be acopycat
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (MS0+a) 272
So, low-grade copycat event? Meh. Hope the injured person is OK.
IL. From what I've seen, Rauner has been a catastrophe. Not just bad. If he wins, it's really what menaces the entire nation now: GOP voters who simply refuse to even try to effect change. Primaries are almost the only thing that count any more. Unless the GOP is gutted and replaced, odds that Trump is anything more than a speed-bump = very low. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (QDnY+) 273
Maybe someone mentioned it already. I didn't wade through the thread.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (4ErVI) Wade through?!? Dont you mean bask in?! Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (Z48ZB) 274
White or Muslim. I haven't seen any reporting about whether jihadis somewhere are taking credit for this.
Posted by: Monty James at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (gKOMX) 275
Oooookay, Geraldo going off the rails....
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (O5Q3r) 276
They are now saying this wasn't a bomb and is not connected to the other bombings...
I guess that's good.... Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (kufk0) 277
I mean I have no experience in detective work or profiling or even interviewing possible witnesses and writing down what they say, but I kinda think I could pick it up in 12-24 hours.
Right? Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:18 PM (8rNrN) 278
you know, were I stormy daniels agent, and I assure you I am not, I would have had her do the polygraph nude.
then I would have put our a release stating "stormy daniels gives you the truth and nothing but the truth." then I would have had her do it with five guys and put out another release "stormy daniels gives you the truth - hardcore." then I would have put out another release announcing her next escort tour "stormy daniels - bring the naked truth to you - hardcore." Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:18 PM (MTjB1) 279
237 So, the FBI and the ATF are in charge? I'd feel better about it if they turned it over to the Texas Rangers. No, not the baseball team. The real ones.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2018 09:12 PM (gC2IV) The baseball team couldn't do much worse that the FBI and the ATF. Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 09:18 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 09:18 PM (dUJdY) 281
Now, for a bit of a palate cleanser, I walked by a store and Eva Mendes is promoting a line of clothing.
Eva Mendes. Yum. She is definitely my flava. Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (jHrzU) 282
The EMT with JJ's summary and the Vic News Network are all the discerning Moron needs to be aware of what's relevant, followed, of course, by AoS posts throughout the day!!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 09:15 PM (n9EOP) Content starting at the crack of noon! *Hillary balloon drop expression* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (fVubI) 284
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White or Muslim. I haven't seen any reporting about whether jihadis somewhere are taking credit for this. They're not done yet? Posted by: dartist at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (nisXv) 285
J.J. provides better news links each morning thread
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (ANIFC) The EMT with JJ's summary and the Vic News Network are all the discerning Moron needs to be aware of what's relevant, followed, of course, by AoS posts throughout the day!! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar If I could get an honest wx report, I'd be good Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a) 286
A weather shithole is underway here on the Delmarva Peninsula Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (pNxlR) 287
I really thought he was going to get away with it.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (HiDrR) I'm almost willing to bet that he does not go to jury trial (which the public deserves), gets a judicial slap on the wrist, shot of no time in jail, and probably gets a medical discharge paid for by the taxpayers!! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP) 288
Florida Man Allegedly Shouts 'Allah Akbar,' Shoots Wife, Knifes Children, Sets House On Fire
I'm not sure "Florida" is the operative adjective here. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (+y/Ru) 289
I don't give a shit about the race of the bomber. he's a POS no matter what color he is. however, if he's white we'll have to listen to more crap about Evil White Men and their toxic masculinity - unless he's a leftist.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (H80UQ) 290
I hate to admit it but I'm hoping the Austin cops email me and say "We read your blog and we NEED YOU ON THIS CASE!!!"
I feel so stupid admitting that, but there you go. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (8rNrN) Im your Watson. Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (Z48ZB) 291
J.J. provides better news links each morning thread
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 09:11 PM (ANIFC) Ever notice his weather forecasts are eerily accurate? Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:14 PM (jHrzU) lolz Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (LZJOv) 292
I'd wish Geraldo would take another trip around the world in his boat.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (rdl6o) 293
283 Oooookay, Geraldo going off the rails....
When was he on rails? Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (fVubI) He was snorting rails. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (NWiLs) 294
no, just an incendiary device... whatever the fuck that means.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY) 295
I think the bomber is either White or Black. Possibly Asian.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (2DOZq) Well, Gray Aliens would just anal-probe you to death, so there's that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 09:20 PM (Dbv1R) 296
IL. From what I've seen, Rauner has been a catastrophe. Not just bad. If he wins, it's really what menaces the entire nation now: GOP voters who simply refuse to even try to effect change. Primaries are almost the only thing that count any more. Unless the GOP is gutted and replaced, odds that Trump is anything more than a speed-bump = very low.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (QDnY+) Scumbag Rauner made Illinois a sanctuary state, signed into law tax payer funded abortions (his harridan wife just loves PP) and gave us a tax increase. The prick won't even say Trump's name and the local MFM has tried to get him to say it and he won't. He's a lying sack of shit and complete scumbag Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ) 297
i don't believe the odds favor a copycat. If there were going to be a copycat, why specifically in Austin? This is a national story; why not a copycat in Scranton, PA? or Pheonix? Or Jersey City?
Also, as someone else pointed out, this feels a bit short a period of time for a copycat to get boned upon bomb-building and get his kit together. This is one guy. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:20 PM (8rNrN) 298
my friend in Austin. She's pretty scared. Just had a baby. She said she's afraid to leave the house.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March why? does she make a habit of stealing packages off of people's porches? tell her to sack up. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1) 299
>>>And, okay, let's all be perfectly honest here. We KNOW it's gonna be a Muslim.
Initially that sounded ridiculous, but terrorist groups have a way of completely changing their methodologies and catching us off guard. So maybe? Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (q177U) 300
Jesus wept, they're memorializing the shooter?!
The levels of self-hatred on the part of the Left are staggering. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (l9m7l) 301
I hate to admit it but I'm hoping the Austin cops email me and say "We read your blog and we NEED YOU ON THIS CASE!!!"
I feel so stupid admitting that, but there you go. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (8rNrN) When you were posting just after the Boston Marathon bombing, you said that some surveillance video was likely to be the "Rostetta Stone" in the case, in that it would be the key to finding all the other clues and I posted that it would be the "Rorschach blot" because you could read whatever you wanted into it. Anyway it turned out you were right and I still weep hot tears of shame into my pillow nightly over that. *tips hat* Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq) 302
lo.. Lin-duh.. that was meant for you. Forgot to copy and paste because I'm running on 4 hours of sleep and 3 glasses of wine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (dUJdY) 303
If I could get an honest wx report, I'd be good
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (MS0+a) Customizable by parameters and location: http://tinyurl.com/ybxkqp7u Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP) 304
Scumbag Rauner is up 7,000 votes right now. How fucking stupid do you have to be as a Republican voter to vote for someone who sells you out every chance he gets...hang on that's the whole shitty party
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ) The Chicago Suburbs are strongly Republican, but not very Conservative, Rauner is their man. Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (H+7tw) 305
It's time we put and end to the death centers our government schools have become by closing them down.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (EoRCO) 306
why? does she make a habit of stealing packages off of people's porches? tell her to sack up. No, jerk wad.. she doesn't. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (dUJdY) 307
305 It's time we put and end to the death centers our government schools have become by closing them down.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (EoRCO) We need to quarantine California too. Everything causes cancer out there. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (NWiLs) 308
295 I think the bomber is either White or Black. Possibly Asian.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (2DOZq) Well, Gray Aliens would just anal-probe you to death, so there's that. Where does the line form? Posted by: B. Obama at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (LOq4H) 309
how stupid does stormy daniels have to be to have done this? how is this going to help her in any way?
Posnded place ted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1) Ng ------ She has already publicly stated that if this actually happened, you would have read about it in my non existent book about it. Conclusion: She is getting some serious coin from a Soros funded type of place to cj Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (0t14c) 310
I feel so stupid admitting that, but there you go.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM ~~~~~ Don't feel bad. I frequently wish that certain politicians would read some of your posts, and I don't even know who the hell you are! You could be a Moravian bot for all I know. Now that's some prime grade stupid right there.^^^ Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 09:23 PM (HiDrR) 311
The Chicago Suburbs are strongly Republican, but not very Conservative, Rauner is their man.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (H+7tw) DuPage County used to be staunchly Republican now it's light blue thanks to the soccer moms and their beta husbands of the Will Leitch variety Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ) 312
Jesus wept, they're memorializing the shooter?!
The levels of self-hatred on the part of the Left are staggering. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (l9m7l) We should all go on that FB page and show them how we're celebrating his death. Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 09:23 PM (LOwpT) Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 09:23 PM (a3OL0) 314
Eva Mendes.
Yum. She is definitely my flava. Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:19 PM (jHrzU) *fistbump* A hard '1'. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:23 PM (WjgGA) 315
Will miss Col. Peters. I snorted Pepsi through my nose when he called Berghdahl's parents "Ma and Pa Taliban" As TFG stood with them, all superior and all.
Posted by: Strock Struck at March 20, 2018 09:23 PM (qlTN9) 316
why? does she make a habit of stealing packages off of people's porches? tell her to sack up.
No, jerk wad.. she doesn't. Posted by: Jewells45 at March well then there is nothing to be afraid of. since you are her friend you should tell her "don't pick up packages or go to a fedex processing center and you will be fine. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:24 PM (MTjB1) 317
Jesus wept, they're memorializing the shooter?!
The levels of self-hatred on the part of the Left are staggering. Um, remember their bleating about St. Trayvon and the "Gentle Giant"? Trayvon was a doped-up street-fighter who jumped a tubby guy in the dark, and the "Gentle Giant" was a doped-up strong-arm robber who tried to grab a cop's gun after being told to stop walking down the middle of the street, but to the left they were both sinless angels. Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 09:24 PM (fVubI) 318
>>>When you were posting just after the Boston Marathon bombing, you said that some surveillance video was likely to be the "Rostetta Stone" in the case, in that it would be the key to finding all the other clues and I posted that it would be the "Rorschach blot" because you could read whatever you wanted into it.
Anyway it turned out you were right and I still weep hot tears of shame into my pillow nightly over that. *tips hat* ... I don't remember saying that, but I choose to believe you. Thank you. Austin Police, call me!!! Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:24 PM (8rNrN) 319
everyone is overlooking the likely source of the bombing is some sort of ongoing grudge match between ips and fedex. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:38 PM (MTjB1) Or maybe a rogue employee at St. Vincent dePaul is trying to put the competition out of business. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 09:24 PM (Dbv1R) 320
@314 Best part of Training Day is Eva Mendes full frontal.
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:24 PM (jHrzU) 321
This is all so crazy. I mean if it's gonna happen in my town it's supposed to be the other side of town, NOT my back yard damn it!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:25 PM (kufk0) 322
how stupid does stormy daniels have to be to have done this? how is this going to help her in any way?
Posnded place ted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1) Ng ------ She has already publicly stated that if this actually happened, you would have read about it in my non existent book about it. Conclusion: She is getting some serious coin from a Soros funded type of place to change her story, because Russia, Russia, and Russia has gone nowhere. She is all they have now. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2018 09:25 PM (0t14c) 323
She has already publicly stated that if this actually happened, you would have read about it in my non existent book about it.
Conclusion: She is getting some serious coin from a Soros funded type of place to cj Posted by: Calm Mentor at March so hardcore whore willing to do anything, including lying, for money. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1) 324
Jesus wept, they're memorializing the shooter?!
The levels of self-hatred on the part of the Left are staggering. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (l9m7l) Surprised they didn't have a parade for the Broward Cowards. Gah. All of it makes me ill. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:25 PM (LZJOv) Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 09:25 PM (TYOIW) 326
Eva Mendes is pretty nice, but I can't get her performance from Ghost Rider out of my head.
"Ok Eva we're going to need you to rub this pork chop all over your face, arms, and chest." "Why?" "Don't ask. Just do it." Seriously, she had a constant sheen on her in that movie that was really weird. Like she had a fever that just broke or something. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 09:26 PM (4ErVI) 327
well then there is nothing to be afraid of. since you are her friend you should tell her "don't pick up packages or go to a fedex processing center and you will be fine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:24 PM (MTjB1) It is hard to reason a person out of a position they have not reasoned themselves into. Cut the lady a break. She has a new child and fear is a good and natural thing for her to have. It is not logical, however. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:26 PM (WjgGA) 328
Jesus wept
My grandma used to say "Jesus wept and Moses crept" when she just about had enough of me and my brothers. Posted by: dartist at March 20, 2018 09:26 PM (nisXv) 329
"Looks like Jabba the Pritzker is going to be our next governor"
Wouldn't matter if Ives or Rauner won on the GOP side, that would still be the case. Pritzker actually had Hillary record a last minute robo call endorsing him... Posted by: Secret Square at March 20, 2018 09:26 PM (9WuX0) 330
they give a fucken badge to MacGruff the Crime Dog but they won't give me a temp?
There is no justice. Not without MY BRAND of justice. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:26 PM (8rNrN) 331
One guy making the bombs. Multiple people helping with logistics and providing aid and comfort.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:27 PM (/LX46) 332
This is all so crazy. I mean if it's gonna happen in my town it's supposed to be the other side of town, NOT my back yard damn it!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:25 PM (kufk0) Are you South near Barton Creek? Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:27 PM (Z48ZB) 333
ANTIFA
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0) 334
Jennifer Esposito > Eva Mendes
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:27 PM (8rNrN) 335
well then there is nothing to be afraid of. since you are her friend you should tell her "don't pick up packages or go to a fedex processing center and you will be fine.
Or push your bike on the side of the road. It's random, it makes no sense. Sorry I bothered you or anyone else with my comment. I'm out.. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (dUJdY) 336
Well a quick scan of some lefty sites and Ralphie is their new hero. He can join Cuck Kristol and the rest of the Vichy types Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (SiINZ) 337
The thing is, that with the bomb on the sidewalk, the guy had to do it fairly quickly lest someone drive by (or walk up, or bike up) and see him. You have to pick a place (although he could have done this with street view and then a drive by earlier to make sure), then you have to park, get all your stuff out, place the bomb securely on the post or tree or whatever it was he mounted it to, run the tripwire over and tie it off, then go back to the bomb and turn off your safety (so you don't accidentally trip the damn thing while you are running the trip wire), pack up your tools, get back in the car and get outta there.
Maybe they wern't in a car. Maybe they rode a bike and just had the backpack with the bomb. You never know. At least with a bike if somebody *did* drive by and saw him off the bike and messing with a backpack, would they even give it a second thought? Just random thoughts. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (w+Jhj) 338
We need to quarantine California too. Everything causes cancer out there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:22 PM (NWiLs) Yup....we can survive with just 49 states. For the chilluns. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (EoRCO) 339
Ace, call us. We desperately need your help. Busty or non-busty lesbo porn.
Posted by: Austin Police at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (Dp6qK) 340
they give a fucken badge to MacGruff the Crime Dog but they won't give me a temp? Joy Behar did public service announcements with MacGruff. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l) 341
@316 creating terror is the point of terrorism.
The randomness is to just create more terror. Sure, on the porch or at the Fedex place. Or wherever Fedex delivers it. Or out on the walking trail. You don't know where. Just saying "don't be afraid" really doesn't help a lot of people. Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (jHrzU) 342
I'm south of Barton Creek. I'm technically the Circle C area
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:29 PM (kufk0) 343
Reminder that Soros after Trump was elected dumped 18 billion into his Open Societies and other nation destroying networks.
18 billion buys a lot of chaos when you are paying people with the mindset of Nolan's Joker. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:29 PM (/LX46) 344
>>>One guy making the bombs. Multiple people helping with logistics and providing aid and comfort.
there's not really any need for that that I can see. I don't see why he'd need aid and comfort. He's a so-far undetected unidentified guy. He's not like Bill Ayers, a known and identified bomber on the run in need of safe houses. So far he's perfectly safe in his own apartment or house. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:29 PM (8rNrN) 345
I don't see any problem with speculating. It's perfectly natural mental masturbation.
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 09:29 PM (UdKB7) 346
so hardcore whore willing to do anything, including lying, for money.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1) The deuce, you say. Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (Z48ZB) 347
The Party of Science is really exploring the studio space in postulating that this kid, had he been left alone, would have just stopped and not shot more kids.
************************************************ They can speculate all day on what would've transpired if the officer had not been present. That's a useless exercise. I want these no-nads to explain how the officer was supposed to know with certainty, inside of a minute, what the motivation of the shooter was and why it would have any bearing on taking him out as quickly as possible, anyway. Do they really think that an officer responding to shots fired, who is being shot at himself, is going to stop and say, "Gee, Sonny, you having a bad day? Put the gun down and let's talk about it." Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2NqXo) 348
Wouldn't matter if Ives or Rauner won on the GOP side, that would still be the case. Pritzker actually had Hillary record a last minute robo call endorsing him...
Posted by: Secret Square at March 20, 2018 09:26 PM (9WuX0) It looks that way. About 40% of the vote in and 721,000 Dem votes to 229,000 Republican. November will be a disaster and then the dumb fucks of this state will still bitch and moan about how bad things are and can't figure out why Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (jHrzU) 350
Ralph Wiggum makes more sense.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (IqV8l) 351
>>>339 Ace, call us. We desperately need your help. Busty or non-busty lesbo porn.
if you let me carry a badge and a taser i will bring my best of busty lesbo porn. I also want luminol and a UV lamp. I have to find All The Cluez. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (8rNrN) 352
Joy Behar did public service announcements with MacGruff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l) Was the dog behind her? Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (LOwpT) 353
ANTIFA
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 09:27 PM (kufk0) Let me guess. They or an affiliated network has not been mentioned once on the MSM tv..... Am I right? Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:31 PM (/LX46) 354
300 Jesus wept, they're memorializing the shooter?!
The levels of self-hatred on the part of the Left are staggering. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2018 09:21 PM (l9m7l) What? Are they saying he was killed by a racist cop? If he hadn't been stopped and had slaughtered 15 students, it would be Gun Control!!!! Eleventy! Since he was stopped by a good guy with a gun, I guess they have to change the subject somehow and make him the victim. Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 09:31 PM (sdi6R) 355
Decision Desk just called it for Jabba the Pritzker. Bobby Jr looks to be in a distant third Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:31 PM (SiINZ) 356
I hate to admit it but I'm hoping the Austin cops email me and say "We read your blog and we NEED YOU ON THIS CASE!!!"
I feel so stupid admitting that, but there you go. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:17 PM (8rNrN) Someone in ziss rheum...IS A MAIRDERER!!! Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 09:31 PM (O5Q3r) 357
Austin local news has taken a break from non stomp Trump bashing to actually report on the bombs.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 09:32 PM (Z48ZB) Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:33 PM (8rNrN) 359
if you let me carry a badge and a taser i will bring my best of busty lesbo porn.
I also want luminol and a UV lamp. I have to find All The Cluez. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (8rNrN) Ace has a shrine to Gil Grissom under his shelves, I am thinking. Btw, is CSI still on the air? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:33 PM (WjgGA) 360
you let me carry a badge and a taser i will bring my best of busty lesbo porn.
I also want luminol and a UV lamp. I have to find All The Cluez. Posted by: ace at March really? would think you are more likely to be chauffeured in a toyota echo nicknamed by the bluberry by your best friend who is an african American pharma salesman. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:33 PM (MTjB1) 361
Plot Twist: the bomber is Sasha Grey because attention, genius level intelligence, and psycho.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:33 PM (/LX46) 362
So IL is headed downhill even faster? Sort of like CA, which is poised to get worse - yes, it's possible - in the coming years. There is apparently a serious exodus from IL, which may be even more economically damaging than the exodus from CA (where there's a more diverse economy, plus the cash-cow of tech).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:33 PM (QDnY+) 363
Lindsey Graham: Trump firing Mueller would 'probably' be impeachable offense
http://thehill.com/node/379298 Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:34 PM (ROV4u) 364
>>>Btw, is CSI still on the air?
if you mean new shows, then I think no, no version of CSI is on the air. But I'm not sure. I did see two minutes of the later cast of Ted from Cheers or whatever his name is and Elizabeth Shoe. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:34 PM (8rNrN) 365
>>>really? would think you are more likely to be chauffeured in a toyota echo nicknamed by the bluberry by your best friend who is an african American pharma salesman.
nah son i'm too racist Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:35 PM (8rNrN) 366
Pritzker is a fine man in that he reminds me so much of myself. He'll make a great governor.
Posted by: Husky Huckster Michael Moore at March 20, 2018 09:35 PM (H+7tw) 367
2 to 1 the Austin bomber has a Hate Has No Home Here lawn sign.
Posted by: jsg at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (OgCTU) 368
i get a tremendous satisfaction out of solving murder mysteries in movies and on tv.
usually it's in the beginning. i just say, "they did it" i don't have a handle on this one yet. Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (N0sw0) 369
i feel racially menaced by Burton Guster. He's so "gangsta."
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (8rNrN) 370
I thought Pritzker was a trans?
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (jHrzU) 371
I really don't doubt Trump had those affairs.. but
geez! The balls on him! Knowing all this shit was out there on him and he still decides to run for President! I am more convinced now than ever before that he never thought he had a prayer in winning! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 08:51 PM (5tSKk) The guy bones Playboy Playmates? Duuuude!! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (Dbv1R) 372
Lindsey Graham: Trump firing Mueller would 'probably' be impeachable offense
You can impeach a ham sandwich, since it really only comes down to the willingness of flack politicians to rationalize guilt or innocence. It's not a criminal process, it's a political one, and these assholes in Washington are well experienced in doing whatever suits their basest impulses. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (oVJmc) 373
Do they really think that an officer responding to shots fired, who is being shot at himself, is going to stop and say, "Gee, Sonny, you having a bad day? Put the gun down and let's talk about it."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2NqXo) Clear case of disproportionate response! The SRO should have taken at least one bullet, preferably two to be sure, before firing at the troubled "student"! /sarc Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (n9EOP) 374
"Trayvon was a doped-up street-fighter who jumped a tubby guy in the dark,"
Zimmerman gained all that weight after the incident, while he was waiting for the trial under house arrest. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (w+Jhj) 375
Jeff Flake: 'Only constitutional remedy' for Trump firing Robert Mueller is impeachment
https://is.gd/7Roc0x Who needs Democrats? Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (ROV4u) 376
impeachable offense
http://thehill.com/node/379298 Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 Shouldn't he be spending time with his boyfried in AZ? Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (a3OL0) 377
>>>
usually it's in the beginning. i just say, "they did it" i don't have a handle on this one yet. ... yeah me too. I usually just look at the characters and figure out which character is unnecessary, except if he's the bad guy, and then I say "It's Gary Sinise. You don't need two leading-men type stars. So he's the villain." I don't think that will work in real life though. I don't think they introduce you to all the characters right up front. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (8rNrN) 378
I believe there are more than one bomber working in conjunction with one another.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (rdl6o) 379
ace, since you're here - any significance to the "Ace" vs. "Ace of Spades" signoffs on the posts?
Random? Or secret message of some sort to your Deep State handlers? Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (H+7tw) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (oVJmc) 382
''Lindsey Graham: Trump firing Mueller would 'probably' be impeachable offense''
Lindsey Graham firing off his mouth again. Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (jm1YL) 383
I thought Pritzker was a trans?
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (jHrzU) He's transcontinental Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ) 384
i feel racially menaced by Burton Guster. He's so "gangsta."
.... Don't be exactly one half of an eleven-pound Black Forest ham. Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (ROV4u) 385
You can get a jar of ordinary smokeless reloading
powder at lots of gun stores, though. Black powder requires special storage and FedEx and UPS won't touch it. There might be two places in the entire state that sell it. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 08:53 PM (y87Qq) Cabelas sells it in Canada. Not even regulated. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Dbv1R) 386
Goodwill incedent now said to be incendiary device, not explosion with shrapnel; police are not ( at least not at this time) linking it to the other devices.
Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Sp1NT) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (r+sAi) 388
What fascinated me about CSI and then NCIS was that both shows seemed to follow the same trajectory: Massive popularity=> satelitte shows=> then the inevitable retraction and collapse (although NCIS is still on the air, right?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (WjgGA) 389
>>. ace, since you're here - any significance to the "Ace" vs. "Ace of Spades" signoffs on the posts?
nah. my regular log-in wasn't working right a couple of weeks ago so I made a new one. I forgot to change it back. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (8rNrN) 390
@rhomboid ace is socking himself, and he is the only one who can
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (jHrzU) 391
Why are Dems and nevertrumpers begging trump to fire Mueller right now? He's not going to take the bait why do it?
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (jxw6R) 392
"Serial killers usually target victims of their own race but I would imagine that bombers don't have the same psychology. There's usually a sexual hatred/sexual vengeance component in serial killings, with the serial killer exacting a symbolic vengeance for the people in his life who he feels have wronged him and spurned him, and usually these victims are the same race as the killer.
I don't know if this is even close to true of a serial bomber. There's not a sexual vengeance kind of angle here; the bomber is killing remotely. There is no need to be close to the victim to see the victim's pain." All true, ace. There is even the possibility that kills are not the driving force. He could view them as just a bonus, or may even be "Eh... Whatever." Posted by: otho at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (qGuLD) 393
What idiots. Why would there be anything wrong at all in firing Mueller? It's potentially a political disaster, but their supporting Mueller is far far worse in reality than it would be if Trump fired him. Sessions needs to get this under control as in NOW.
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (CAKgV) Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 09:40 PM (HiDrR) 395
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (a3OL0)
Which one? Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (H+7tw) beer all over the monitor. I should know better by now. Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 09:40 PM (a3OL0) 396
Jeff Flake: 'Only constitutional remedy' for Trump firing Robert Mueller is impeachment
https://is.gd/7Roc0x Who needs Democrats? Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (ROV4u) Flake is just setting himself up for his 2020 presidential run which ought to be at least as successful as Mailman Jr's Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:40 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:40 PM (ROV4u) 398
It's Gary Sinise. You don't need two leading-men type stars. So he's the villain."
== yeah, it's Karl Urban in that Antonio Banderas revenge movie Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 09:40 PM (hMwEB) 399
*Inspector* Ace
Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 09:41 PM (HiDrR) 400
>>>Goodwill incedent now said to be incendiary device, not explosion with shrapnel; police are not ( at least not at this time) linking it to the other devices.
could be that the guy is on such a frantic pace that he's run out of his explosives and had to swap in some kind of napalm-type incendiary. This guy seems scared. Wherever he got his last batch of explosives, I bet he's too afraid to shopping for them again. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:41 PM (8rNrN) 401
They're linking the incendiary device and the other bombs now.
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 09:41 PM (CAKgV) 402
yeah me too. I usually just look at the characters and figure out which character is unnecessary, except if he's the bad guy, and then I say "It's Gary Sinise. You don't need two leading-men type stars. So he's the villain."
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:37 PM (8rNrN) But enough about 'Ransom'. Please, enough. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:41 PM (WjgGA) Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:41 PM (QDnY+) 404
Geraldo is such a sensationalist.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 20, 2018 09:41 PM (rdl6o) 405
OH Jerry Rivers is back to blame Al Capone & his empty Vault
Posted by: DeporaBOT at March 20, 2018 09:41 PM (y3aQB) 406
Goodwill incedent now said to be incendiary device, not explosion with shrapnel; police are not ( at least not at this time) linking it to the other devices.
could be that the guy is on such a frantic pace that he's run out of his explosives and had to swap in some kind of napalm-type incendiary. This guy seems scared. Wherever he got his last batch of explosives, I bet he's too afraid to shopping for them again. Posted by: ace at March or box of oily rags. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:42 PM (MTjB1) 407
Sessions needs to get this under control as in NOW.
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 09:39 PM (CAKgV) Maybe after I finish this nap! Posted by: AG Sessionzzzz at March 20, 2018 09:42 PM (n9EOP) 408
>>>401 They're linking the incendiary device and the other bombs now.
yeah the odds that a guy IN AUSTIN specifically was inspired to do a copycat bombing, and then was able to ramp up to operational mode in days, seems slim. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:42 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:42 PM (o7tuA) 410
Got my laundry in the dryer. I am a fucking party animal. Somebody really needs to slow me down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (NWiLs) 411
So this happened:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yblc8dd9 Scroll down for links to archive of AMA with "austinbomber" Probably a troll, but does describe trip wire with some specificity Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (Sp1NT) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (r+sAi) 413
>>>But enough about 'Ransom'. Please, enough.
I was actually thinking Snake Eyes, but the same thing happened in Ransom, didn't it? It's the Superfluous Handsome Man Postulate. You only need one mid-thirties handsome man in a movie, so if there's two, the other one is the villain in disguise. Or he'll get killed 1/2 of the way through, like in Speed, though he wasn't handsome. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (8rNrN) 414
i feel racially menaced by Burton Guster. He's so "gangsta." ---- "... don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken." Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (ROV4u) 415
or box of oily rags.
I'm waiting for the "Stop me before I bomb again" message written in soap on a gas station bathroom mirror. Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (O5Q3r) 416
Cabelas sells it in Canada. Not even regulated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Dbv1R) Real Goex? Load up your trunk and bring me about 5lb through customs, friend. I'll just be waiting down here. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (y87Qq) 417
Zimmerman gained all that weight after the incident, while he was waiting for the trial under house arrest.
I was referring to the pictures taken the night of the shooting. Dude put on weight fast. Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (fVubI) Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (UdKB7) 419
Andy Garcia died 1/2 way through in Black Rain.
Plus we already knew who the bad guy was in that. It was those dirty yakuza Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (8rNrN) 420
379 ace, since you're here - any significance to the "Ace" vs. "Ace of Spades" signoffs on the posts?
Random? Or secret message of some sort to your Deep State handlers? Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:38 PM (QDnY+) "Ace" is obviously a group evil RUSSIAN BOTS bent on controlling our minds while "Ace of Spades" is Putin Himself. You can't spell "conspiracy" without "Ace"... ...well actually you can, but that's beside the point. Posted by: ConspirACEy Theorist at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (H+7tw) 421
Have the FBI or ATF found any tangerines located in the 5 mile radius of anarchy?
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (/LX46) 422
410 Got my laundry in the dryer. I am a fucking party animal. Somebody really needs to slow me down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (NWiLs) Go crazy. Clean the toilet bowl. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (o7tuA) 423
>>>"... don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken."
don't be a prickly porcupine Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (8rNrN) 424
Been busy remodeling a laundry room, myself.
A laundry room! Not a cave for a man. No. A laundry room. Because the laundry needs better surroundings. Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (jHrzU) 425
Hopefully, the Austin bomber will end up like Billy Ayers buddy, Ted Gold.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (rdl6o) 426
410 Got my laundry in the dryer. I am a fucking party animal. Somebody really needs to slow me down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (NWiLs) Doing what needs to be done. That laundry is not going to dry itself- well, it would except: mold. I went to do laundry last night and realized I had left a set of sheets in the washer for a week. They smelled a bit musty. Have to rewash. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (WjgGA) 427
Go crazy. Clean the toilet bowl.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (o7tuA) Already did. And put a drop-in tablet in the tank. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (NWiLs) 428
Did Austin get crossed off the list for next Amazon hub? I haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (LZJOv) 429
Could be a Bradley Manning trap.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (/LX46) 430
Got my laundry in the dryer. I am a fucking party animal. Somebody really needs to slow me down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (NWiLs) Mine's already dry and dumped out on the guest bed ready to be folded when I get bored enough. It's transcendent. This must be what it feels like when angels do laundry. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (ROV4u) 432
Doing what needs to be done. That laundry is not going to dry itself- well, it would except: mold.
I went to do laundry last night and realized I had left a set of sheets in the washer for a week. They smelled a bit musty. Have to rewash. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (WjgGA) Gees, Its wild here tonight. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (o7tuA) 433
I don't see any problem with speculating. And what better to do the job than a nice 'n cold speculum. The choice of choosy speculators. Posted by: Dr. Coldfingers at March 20, 2018 09:47 PM (QviDB) 434
Fred Smith doesnt read mail.
What matters to corps these days is how many tweets do they get. Even emails are pretty much ignored. Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 09:02 PM (1d2pR) You can bet your ass that if several thousand positive letters were sent to him, by his own service, that even if he didn't read each one personally, he would damn well take notice. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 09:47 PM (Dbv1R) 435
It's transcendent. This must be what it feels like when angels do laundry.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (y87Qq) Uh, sure. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs) 436
Seems to me that they probabky have a lot of info they have not released since they have determine where the FedEx package was mailed from.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 09:47 PM (2DOZq) 437
Or he'll get killed 1/2 of the way through, like in Speed, though he wasn't handsome.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (8rNrN) Or the Kurt Russel/ Steven Seagull movie: Executive Decision. I loved that movie because I hate Steven Seagal. It was such a fun, surprising twist. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:47 PM (WjgGA) 438
427 Go crazy. Clean the toilet bowl.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (o7tuA) Already did. And put a drop-in tablet in the tank. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:46 PM (NWiLs) Ok Morrons. Intervention. Insomniac, we'd like to talk to you. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:48 PM (o7tuA) 439
More stupidity - Holy Cross has dropped their "Crusaders" nickname because of "Christian Violence". Lack of history not a problem there. But I actually suspect it is because muzzies complained. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 09:48 PM (r+sAi) 440
My name is Sean Spens-Star, this is my partner Gus T.T. Showbiz.
Posted by: Sean Spencer at March 20, 2018 09:48 PM (8rNrN) 441
The IG report had better be a Tsar Bomba - with indictments to follow.
If it is, and there's a fair chance of it, how in the F is Rosenstein going to continue in his "oversight" role, having signed the last stinky FISA warrant request? Unless IG Chapter One does not include that part - might only be Clinton Crime Wave stuff. Flynn case might also offer some fireworks. A real judge with a nose for crooked fed prosecutions is on the case, and maybe the question of the actual evidence will finally be resolved - i.e. did the FBI fake it. Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (QDnY+) 442
Or the Kurt Russel/ Steven Seagull movie: Executive Decision.
I loved that movie because I hate Steven Seagal. It was such a fun, surprising twist. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:47 PM (WjgGA) So very much this! Seagal buys it ten minutes in! Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (jHrzU) 443
doezh yoer doeg biite?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:33 PM If hees nam is MacGruff the creem dog he will bite zee Joy Bayhars derriere, ovair and ovair again. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (2NqXo) 444
Goodwill incedent now said to be incendiary device, not explosion with shrapnel; police are not ( at least not at this time) linking it to the other devices.
could be that the guy is on such a frantic pace that he's run out of his explosives and had to swap in some kind of napalm-type incendiary. This guy seems scared. Wherever he got his last batch of explosives, I bet he's too afraid to shopping for them again. Posted by: ace at March I take $50 on copycat asshole Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (MS0+a) 445
I don't see why he'd need aid and comfort. He's a so-far undetected unidentified guy. He's not like Bill Ayers, a known and identified bomber on the run in need of safe houses.
So far he's perfectly safe in his own apartment or house. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:29 PM (8rNrN) ------- For now. He is making classic mistakes, which will get him/them caught. Getting too cocky. Etc. -------- Thanks for mixing it up with us. Always good to see the Boss mixing it up with the line people. I know of no other blog where the person who runs a blog does this. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (0t14c) 446
Ok Morrons. Intervention. Insomniac, we'd like to talk to you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:48 PM (o7tuA) What? It keeps the bowl cleaner AND turns the water blue. I don't have a problem. YOU'RE the one with a problem! Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (NWiLs) 447
My name is Sean Spens-Star, this is my partner Gus T.T. Showbiz.
"The extra T's for extra talent!" Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (ROV4u) 448
He's a lying sack of shit and complete scumbag
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:20 Yes, agreed. I hope Ives wins, but am not optimiststic. Well, she loses, then Rauner loses to Pritzger. Great, we get a lib millionare azzhole Dem. Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (yJ1e6) Posted by: Secret Square at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (9WuX0) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (2DOZq) 451
Gus, don't be the American version of the British Gus.
Posted by: Sean Spencer at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (8rNrN) 452
He says ("austinbomber") that kills aren't his main goal, though he allows they can happen, that his first victims weren't targeted because of race but weren't "random per se"
Trolls gotta troll, and it's probably just someone roleplaying his own speculations. But, I guess it's remotely possible a bomber would be cheeky enough to present himself on Reddit to gloat. Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (Sp1NT) 453
372 Lindsey Graham: Trump firing Mueller would 'probably' be impeachable offense
You can impeach a ham sandwich, since it really only comes down to the willingness of flack politicians to rationalize guilt or innocence. It's not a criminal process, it's a political one, and these assholes in Washington are well experienced in doing whatever suits their basest impulses. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 09:36 PM (oVJmc) Sounds like the cucks are all on the same page. Remember, when they talk about impeaching Trump, what they are really saying is, "You ignorant rubes in flyover country can't be trusted to vote correctly. We political professionals are going to have to fix that." Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (sdi6R) 454
Aetius451AD @257:
"I have no doubt one of the things running through his mind was 'Nope. Not on my watch. Not here. I am going to do something.' He ran to the sound of gunfire and took action." Well put. I think you're exactly right. Posted by: JPS at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (9ziuC) 455
That came outwrong, the copycat is an asshole
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (MS0+a) 456
206
Scumbag Rauner is up 7,000 votes right now. How fucking stupid do you have to be as a Republican voter to vote for someone who sells you out every chance he gets...hang on that's the whole shitty party Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ), Democrats crossing over. The primary system is stupid. Posted by: Gem at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (XoAz8) 457
Sounds like the cucks are all on the same page.
Remember, when they talk about impeaching Trump, what they are really saying is, "You ignorant rubes in flyover country can't be trusted to vote correctly. We political professionals are going to have to fix that." Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (sdi6R) You might say they have all their cucks in a row. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (NWiLs) 458
>>450 Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (8rNrN)
What about buddie movies? ... different. comic in tone. though it would be weird thing to do a comedy-action buddy movie and then pull the old the-buddy-is-the-serial-killer trick. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (8rNrN) 459
they went from boxes at houses, to tripwire, to today.
we have the map of the locations. they switched things up. look to the clues people, look to the clues. Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (N0sw0) Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (ROV4u) 461
They smelled a bit musty. Have to rewash.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (WjgGA) Distilled white vinegar in the wash. Clear it right up. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (Dp6qK) 462
Unless the guy wants to be caught I suspect he's mobile. Maybe in a motel somewhere.
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (UdKB7) 463
Yes, I went up to Lincoln, MT flyfishing, went into a
bar in the evening, and the local fire dept was having a fundraiser. The sketch was on the front and on the back it says "Lincoln MT, the last best place to hideout". So I helped out the fireman and I thought it was funny. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 09:08 PM (r+sAi) I have never been to Lincoln, but I know a guy who lives a couple of blocks off Lincoln Road. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (Dbv1R) 464
Well, she loses, then Rauner loses to Pritzger. Great, we get a lib millionare azzhole Dem. Posted by: Farmer Need ballot management, get some Bernie bit to run as a Maoist Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:52 PM (MS0+a) 465
More stupidity - Holy Cross has dropped their "Crusaders" nickname
because of "Christian Violence". Lack of history not a problem there. But I actually suspect it is because muzzies complained. They're dropping the Knight mascot, not the name "Crusaders". Optics. Probably have "Pussy the Crusader Cat" as a mascot now. Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 09:52 PM (O5Q3r) 466
Seagal buys it ten minutes in!
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM Kurt Russell would have to buy it before the opening credits. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2018 09:52 PM (2NqXo) 467
462 Unless the guy wants to be caught I suspect he's mobile. Maybe in a motel somewhere.
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (UdKB7) I'm Tom Bodett for Motel 6, and we'll blow the room up for you. Posted by: Tom Bodett at March 20, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs) 468
''Already did. And put a drop-in tablet in the tank. ''
Damn, that's really going above and beyond. Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2018 09:53 PM (jm1YL) 469
Why are Dems and nevertrumpers begging trump to fire Mueller right now? He's not going to take the bait why do it?
Mueller is making them look bad. But he can't quit. Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2018 09:53 PM (5AW5H) Posted by: Simon Phoenix at March 20, 2018 09:53 PM (8rNrN) 471
What? It keeps the bowl cleaner AND turns the water blue. I don't have a problem. YOU'RE the one with a problem!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:49 PM (NWiLs LMAO. When did you get so funny? Don't go bad on me and get mirthful. I hate to see a sick mind go sour and get better. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:53 PM (o7tuA) 472
I hear that, Simon.
Posted by: John Spartan at March 20, 2018 09:53 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Fresh Pope at March 20, 2018 09:54 PM (ROV4u) 474
But, I guess it's remotely possible a bomber would be cheeky enough to present himself on Reddit to gloat.
Pretty stupid too. Great way to trace him. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:54 PM (LZJOv) 475
Austin is filled with Commies/Anarchists/BAMN/AntiFa type groups. It's a major hub. This is literally their MO from past actions to the literature and propaganda they put out.
I refuse to believe this is a lone nut because that is what the MSM is pushing. They always push that bullshit and most of the time, years later after digging, we find it was more than one lone nut. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 09:54 PM (/LX46) 476
I am seeing multiple people here attacking Austin. Working as a team.
Others here previously today have said it could not have been the Akbar crowd because they brag about any crime they commit. How hard would it be to just SFTU and keep planting bombs? Even Muzzie American haters can "grow". Simply too much for ONE person. This is terror for terror's sake. Exactly like the Middle East. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 09:55 PM (UsCnO) 477
>>>ut, I guess it's remotely possible a bomber would be cheeky enough to present himself on Reddit to gloat.
it's possible. This guy might know that he was caught on camera and he's only got 12 or 16 hours of freedom (or life) left. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:55 PM (8rNrN) 478
I hate those tablet in tanks things that turn the water blue. I don't know why, but I always have.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:56 PM (LZJOv) 479
Guys, Muslim bombers couldn't have resisted planting bombs near synagogues or Jewish delis.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (fVubI) 480
I hate those tablet in tanks things that turn the water blue. I don't know why, but I always have.
.... C'mere, baybee. *cue Al Green* Posted by: Mr.Clean at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (ROV4u) 481
I'm Tom Bodett for Motel 6, and we'll blow the room up for you. Posted by: Tom Bodett at March 20, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs) Wait! I thought that was Stormy Daniels line. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (UsCnO) 482
Good news. Dropping the snow totals. Down from a foot to 3-6 inches.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (O5Q3r) 483
LMAO. When did you get so funny? Don't go bad on me and get mirthful. I hate to see a sick mind go sour and get better.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 09:53 PM (o7tuA) Don't you worry. I'm warped beyond repair. If I didn't have a sense of humor, life would truly be intolerable. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (NWiLs) 484
461 They smelled a bit musty. Have to rewash.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:45 PM (WjgGA) Distilled white vinegar in the wash. Clear it right up. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (Dp6qK) I may have to agree with Bob now, because the first thing I thought here was: How much do you use? These are my nice, high thread count white sheets. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (WjgGA) 485
This guy is working his way up to car bombs. What happened in FL, some lady attacked the Coward Co sherriff.
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (MS0+a) 486
Distilled white vinegar in the wash. Clear it right up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 09:51 PM (Dp6qK) It works on wash too!? Posted by: Zits at March 20, 2018 09:58 PM (o7tuA) 487
But, I guess it's remotely possible a bomber would be cheeky enough to present himself on Reddit to gloat.
Pretty stupid too. Great way to trace him. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:54 PM (LZJOv) And if it is someone pretending to be him, they are gonna be sorry when the cops or FBI shows up at their door. Especially all the wasted time on finding him. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:58 PM (LZJOv) 488
I also don't believe this "highly sophisticated" stuff. I don't see how a tripwire is "highly sophisticated."
All a tripwire does is establish that you can buy some thin wire and set a tripwire. This seems like the least sophisticated thing in all of bomb-making. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:58 PM (8rNrN) 489
Me, I'm not ready to anchor on race or motive. I do think it's an ex military guy, fortiyish, with some big grudges.
Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 09:58 PM (Sp1NT) 490
It's a guy, with a small penis, which doesn't matter because he can't get it up anyway.
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 09:59 PM (CzpbT) 491
478 I hate those tablet in tanks things that turn the water blue. I don't know why, but I always have.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:56 PM (LZJOv) You're clearly a deeply sick and deviant individual who needs immediate involuntary psychiatric care for the safety of yourself and everyone around you. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs) 492
NOOD
Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 10:00 PM (HiDrR) 493
The police haven't said what the detonator is. Whether it's blasting caps or a shotgun primer makes a difference to my speculation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) speculates at March 20, 2018 10:00 PM (CzpbT) 494
I hate it in action movies where heroes and villains have absurd names.
Posted by: Simon Phoenix at March 20, 2018 09:53 PM (8rNrN) Right? Posted by: Hiro Protagonist at March 20, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq) 495
Aetius, use baking soda along with the detergent (about 1/2 cup baking soda) and then fill the softener dispenser with white vinegar instead of softener. I'm a housewife. I know these things.
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 10:00 PM (oMtOd) 496
This is what I read anyway:
"The College of the Holy Cross is nixing its famous mascot, the Knight, in favor of something less offensive, and Holy Cross athletes will no longer be known as "Crusaders," according to Campus Reform and Fox News." It appears there is a working group formed for a new name. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 10:00 PM (r+sAi) 497
Only the police should be allowed to own bombs.
Posted by: PG at March 20, 2018 10:00 PM (aZ+ZO) 498
491 478 I hate those tablet in tanks things that turn the water blue. I don't know why, but I always have.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:56 PM (LZJOv) You hate blue or tablets? Either way h8r. Posted by: Zits at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (o7tuA) 499
How much do you use? These are my nice, high thread count white sheets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2018 09:57 PM (WjgGA) A cup ish. Check the internet. Works great on musty towels, too. Nothing worse than getting clean in the shower and drying yourself off with funk. Well, there is, but that sucks. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (Dp6qK) 500
Guarantee this guy has his house wired up, robot first
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (MS0+a) 501
Damn Zits.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (o7tuA) 502
>>>
I refuse to believe this is a lone nut because that is what the MSM is pushing. well but nothing he's done requires more than one guy. he's dropped off one package at a time. (Exception: apparently he dropped two packages off at FedEx, but most people can drop off two packages off at FedEx). Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (8rNrN) 503
Adding harsh cleaners or solid tablets will prematurely disintegrate all the rubber gaskets in the tank. Unless you're renting and DGAF, or a Korky gasket factory employee.
Posted by: Dr. Coldfingers at March 20, 2018 10:02 PM (QviDB) 504
Trip wires are difficult to set and take practice. To tight and you blow yourself up. Too loose and the bomb doesn't go off.
The bombs this person or people are making are not easy to make. They take a certain amount of skill and practice to get them to work and not blow yourself up. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 10:03 PM (/LX46) 505
478 I hate those tablet in tanks things that turn the water blue. I don't know why, but I always have.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:56 PM (LZJOv) You hate blue or tablets? Either way h8r. Posted by: Zits at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (o7tuA) The blue is so unnatural. Although, the tank tablets are better than those things they attach to the inside of the bowl. Gag. Those are just disgusting. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:04 PM (LZJOv) 506
I hate those tablet in tanks things that turn the water blue. I don't know why, but I always have.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 09:56 PM (LZJOv) I was worried that the cats would get sick if they drank the blue water out of the toilet. Good news! They now drink water exclusively out of the toilet that has the blue water. They are horrible beasts. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (y87Qq) 507
>>> Me, I'm not ready to anchor on race or motive. I do think it's an ex military guy, fortiyish, with some big grudges.
Maybe military but I don't see anything he's done that requires military training. The only military thing he demonstrates is *some* very limited nerve in doing dangerous things, but this guy doesn't really even seem that ballsy to me compared to other criminals. In this age of Al Qaeda and ISIS online magazines, the information needed to build a DIY bomb has never been more available. The tripwire thing is easy. I have books on survival and bushcraft that show you how to do that. Actually they show you how to make snare traps where the tripwire is just one part of the trap. I can't say he's not military but it's not like he's doing things that non-military people can't. I also think he's not super-brave or else he would have stuck with his original M.O. Going to FedEx seems like a dumb way to change his M.O. that will wind up resulting in his arrest or killing. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (8rNrN) 508
I did see two minutes of the later cast of Ted from Cheers or whatever his name is and Elizabeth Shoe.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:34 PM (8rNrN) If Elizabeth Shoe had out-of-wedlock children with Max Boot, would it be sandalous? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:06 PM (Dbv1R) 509
@393
Sadly, we know how this is going to play out. Trump is getting impeached one way or the other. Either Mueller reccomends charges to the DOJ, ie Rosenstein, who in turn will recomend them to congress which will start the impeachment process Or Trump has had enough, fires the lot of them ala Saturday night massacre, whoevers running congress, Dem or Republican doesnt matter, starts the impeachment process. Impeachment was baked into the cake. Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2018 10:07 PM (UfMVm) 510
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:05 PM (y87Qq)
That cannot be good for them! Why don't you put out some bowls of water for them, you monster! You are killing your kitties. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (LZJOv) 511
>>>This seems like the least sophisticated thing in all of bomb-making.
maybe. but the method changed with the tripwire. and location was a trail, not house. Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (N0sw0) 512
Appropos of nothing, the old fashioned doorless elevators in Babylon Berlin are very cool.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (Z48ZB) 513
He says ("austinbomber") that kills aren't his main goal, though he allows they can happen, that his first victims weren't targeted because of race but weren't "random per se"
Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM It's a possibility. I suspect kills are at least half the driver, but there is something of an amateurish aspect to this and a persistent opportunist approach. This may be more about the bomb itself and any sort of aftermath, kills coming somewhere on the the spectrum from "don't care" to "Well, that's a bonus." This guy even without a lot of sophistication, could be racking up more kills than he is. Posted by: otho at March 20, 2018 10:09 PM (qGuLD) 514
Wait, was I too harsh? Don't cry hogmartin.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:09 PM (LZJOv) Posted by: it's Shawn at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (N0sw0) 516
>>>Trip wires are difficult to set and take practice. To tight and you blow yourself up. Too loose and the bomb doesn't go off.
i admit i've never set one but I know the basic scheme and it doesn't seem hard to me. attach one side firmly to an unmovable thing like a tree. Stretch taught across ground and attach other side to a moveable thing like a small stake in the ground. Now attach a string from the bomb that will ignite it to the moveable stake in the ground. when the stake gets yanked, the cord gets pulled, bomb goes off. Like I said, I've never set one but I don't see where one would need a lot of experience setting this. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (8rNrN) 517
That cannot be good for them! Why don't you put out some bowls of water for them, you monster! You are killing your kitties.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:08 PM (LZJOv) ... AYFKM. They have a powered drinking fountain in the kitchen that cost 50 of your earth dollars and features a charcoal filter. If they really want toilet water, there's one that doesn't get the Blue Pill. They drink the blue toilet water. They are horrible beasts. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq) 518
>>>515 >>>Posted by: Sean Spencer at March 20, 2018 09:48 PM (8rNrN)
hello??!! Posted by: it's Shawn ... I've heard it both ways. Posted by: Shawn "Sean' Spencer at March 20, 2018 10:11 PM (8rNrN) 519
Real Goex? Load up your trunk and bring me about 5lb through customs, friend.
I'll just be waiting down here. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 09:44 PM (y87Qq) Not Goex, black powder. I'm not familiar with Goex, but I will have a look, next time I am in a Cabelas. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:12 PM (Dbv1R) 520
>>>maybe.
but the method changed with the tripwire. and location was a trail, not house. this isn't sophistication, this is just worry about the police looking for you in your old haunt. So you do a minor change of tactic. The guys hit by the tripwire bomb were injured, not killed. It wasn't a very effective bomb. This just doesn't scream 'sophisticated expert bomb-builder" to me. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 10:13 PM (8rNrN) 521
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It's a guy, with a small penis, which doesn't matter because he can't get it up anyway. I'm here and ready to solve this! Your patriot is ready for service! It's in my DNA! (and elsewhere) Posted by: Shep Smith, Millionaire Star and Serious News Anchor at March 20, 2018 10:14 PM (UsCnO) 522
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They have a powered drinking fountain in the kitchen that cost 50 of your earth dollars and features a charcoal filter. If they really want toilet water, there's one that doesn't get the Blue Pill. They drink the blue toilet water. They are horrible beasts. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq) You could just keep the toilet lid closed. Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R) 523
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Yes hogmartin, I was. lolz Animals are so weird about the toilet. I knew about dogs, never heard this about cats. I wonder if anything in the blue tab can hurt their internal organs. Am not surprised about the water fountain...i figured you had something fancy for them. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:15 PM (LZJOv) 524
right on
i'm going to keep working the case. Posted by: it's Shawn at March 20, 2018 10:15 PM (N0sw0) 525
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Shawn "Sean' Spencer at March 20, 2018 10:11 PM (8rNrN) Hey, I was saving that one for a better post than this. Dammit. *sobs* Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:17 PM (LZJOv) 526
I think we should just give an interview to a tabloid reporter calling him a homosexual with impotency issues to provoke him into making a move against the police.
Posted by: Will Graham, FBI Profiler at March 20, 2018 10:17 PM (8rNrN) 527
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>>>maybe. but the method changed with the tripwire. and location was a trail, not house. this isn't sophistication, this is just worry about the police looking for you in your old haunt. So you do a minor change of tactic. The guys hit by the tripwire bomb were injured, not killed. It wasn't a very effective bomb. This just doesn't scream 'sophisticated expert bomb-builder" to me. Too many bombs in too few days for one person. But what the eff do I know? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (UsCnO) 528
Not Goex, black powder. I'm not familiar with Goex, but I will have a look, next time I am in a Cabelas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:12 PM (Dbv1R) It's just a brand of real black powder, not a substitute like Pyrodex. If you can get another brand of FFg and FFFFg black powder there, it's probably the same thing. You could just keep the toilet lid closed. Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R) ...why though? I'm seriously worried that if I do, they're too stupid not to die of dehydration. And I know I'm too stupid not to piss on the lid in the middle of the night. This works fine. I just mock them for it. 'sall good. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq) 529
This seems like the least sophisticated thing in all of bomb-making.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 09:58 PM (8rNrN) This. If you have the electric detonator figured out, and working reliably, all the other fancy shit is just finding different ways to get (and prevent prematurely getting) a contact closure. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2018 10:19 PM (Dbv1R) 530
>>>Too many bombs in too few days for one person. But what the eff do I know?
The first bomb was March 2nd. He could have been making them before then and since then. Also, he seems to have run out of his usual explosive. Posted by: Will Graham, FBI Profiler at March 20, 2018 10:20 PM (8rNrN) 531
Yes hogmartin, I was. lolz
I kinda figured. Am not surprised about the water fountain...i figured you had something fancy for them. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:15 PM (LZJOv) If you want to be absolutely sure a cat will completely ignore something, make sure it was expensive and designed by professional veterinary psychologists to be irresistible to cats. Works every time. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (y87Qq) 532
Too many bombs in too few days for one person. But what the eff do I know?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 10:18 PM (UsCnO) Do you know about blue toilet tabs? Are you for or against? (Correct answer is against.) Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (LZJOv) Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (HiDrR) 534
132 - Forensics Files. That show is the stuff of nightmares. Murder TV. Too much of that show results in paranoia.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 20, 2018 10:22 PM (H5knJ) 535
In highschool me and my friends and their older brothers fooled around with making bombs from the Anarchist Cookbook and blew shit up on farms and plantations and hunting land. It takes practice. It's not nearly easy as people are making it out to be.
Yes, some of us may or may not have been paid a visit by the Feds after the Atlanta Olympic bombing and had the Anarchist Cookbook seized and had the fear of the state driven into our souls. It was a group of about 40 friends and family. Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 10:28 PM (/LX46) 536
Goodwill incendiary bomb now believed NOT related to string of Austin bombings
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/20/incendiary- device-found-in-package-at-austin-goodwill-1-man-hurt.html remove space between incendiary- and device Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 10:44 PM (8rNrN) 537
Ace, so far the only group he hasn't hit are Asians. The third victim was a 75 year old Hispanic. Everyone seems to be ignoring that.
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