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Second Package Sent By Bomber Found in Austin-Area Fedex Facility; Investigators Think They've ID'd the Store From Which the Package Was Sent

As you all know, an explosive device "bound for Austin" and probably also sent from near Austin (my guess) blew up as it was being jostled riding the conveyer belts in the Schertz, TX Fedex facility. The bomb was packed with nails and injured a Fedex worker.

Early reports also mentioned a second unexploded "device," or bomb, sent by the same person being found. That appears to have been a misstatement by police.

But the 1:05pm update from this Texas paper (which I assume is 2:05 east coast) says Fedex has confirmed a second package sent by the same person who sent the bomb.

Not a bomb, but a package, which is almost as useful to any investigation.

If this turns out to be true, I think this guy will be identified. If you can figure out when and where this was sent, you know where the bomber was at a specific time, and I'm thinking that there will be traffic cameras and other cameras that will have caught vehicles going to and from the store, and of course Fedex workers may be able to supply a physical description. (I assume he didn't present them with his real name or address.)

Investigators seem to have located the Fedex store that shipped the package(s) -- the Fedex store in the Sunset Valley suburb of Austin, and are investigating the location. That via FoxNews TV.

I think this guy is in trouble.

More: Commenters are saying that UPS and Fedex all have video surveillance of their stores and counters, so this guy (likely in some kind of light disguise) is probably on video, too.

Even assuming light disguise, we'd be able to get sex, race, age range, approximate height and weight, etc. Add that to the fact that he almost certainly knows the black and Hispanic neighborhoods well (serial killers prefer hunting in areas they're familiar with) and police will have some good information to work with.

Notice that when he felt the heat putting bombs in some neighborhoods (feeling like people were on the lookout, etc.), he didn't just switch over to other neighborhoods. He changed tactics completely, putting one bomb on a hiking trail far from (most) prying eyes, and then changed tactics again, risking going to a Fedex store to mail the packages from Austin right back to Austin.

That suggests that he is probably like the usual serial killer who hunts in areas he knows well but is afraid to hunt in other areas.

It's also possible, of course, that he just abandoned the leave-the-package-on-the-doorstep completely, so we can't read much into his preference of neighborhoods to leave bombs in.

But then, he could have just gone 15 minutes outside of Austin to a suburb to try the leave-the-package-at-the-house trick. He didn't. He just does not seem comfortable outside of certain areas of Austin.

Anyway, his career as a serial bomber is probably drawing to a close.

More: Commenters are pointing out there are ways to drop off packages at a drop-box without having to go into the Fedex store. So maybe no video of the guy. But still, even assuming he did this, you'd have a range of times at which he could have dropped off the package, and traffic cameras can still pick up some likely vehicles.

Though then you have a lot less, and lot more traffic camera footage to go through, and a lot of cars you'd just guess might be that of the bomber.

Actually, if he did this, I guess you wouldn't have much at all.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:15 PM




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1 boom1

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:16 PM (FhXTo)

2 I hope they catch this fucker soon.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 03:16 PM (Nbpoo)

3 Ha, even read the content.

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:16 PM (FhXTo)

4 Even the FBI can catch him now.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (LiyEm)

5 Even the FBI can catch him now.
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM

Cruz called from jail, he'd like a word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (7qnb5)

6 Still wondering about the

mad bomber what bombs at midnight

nic?

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (FhXTo)

7 >>>>>Investigators Think They've ID'd the Store From Which the Package Was Sent
.
.
.I said this was going to happen in the EMT thread. They have video of the perp handing off the package.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (+Dllb)

8 ...though I do love all the permutations of phrasing going on re. 'Suspicious Packages'.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (Nbpoo)

9 we should criminalize assault bombs

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (8rNrN)

10 I hope so. Blow him up with one of his own devices.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (NWiLs)

11 Co worker from Austin is besides herself with these bombings.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (nOHNO)

12 I suspect Leftist, because if they had any inkling of "Far Right", they would have smeared him and tied him to Trump or other Republicans already.

Place your bets:
1. Eco-fiend
2. Muslim
3. AntiFa goon

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

13 Even the FBI can catch him now.

Let's not go crazy.

Also, we get to look forward to the tragic farce of the ATF and FBI having a turf war.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (B+qrE)

14 Have they ruled out the bicyclists?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (QQ+il)

15 Yes, he was really dumb to think he could get away with sending something through Fedex, UPS etc.

Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (UR3h8)

16 ...this seems like the kind of thing you'd want to keep from the press. Unless you're putting out fake information to deke the guy into making a mistake???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

17 Even the FBI can catch him now.

-------


Oh.... you can just fuck right off there....

~Zombie Richard Jewell

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

18 we should criminalize assault bombs

We should make it illegal to mail explosives.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (B+qrE)

19 Nuke this fucker from orbit.

Posted by: nip at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (ECLaL)

20 >>Have they ruled out the bicyclists?


They have numb packages.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (Nbpoo)

21 I hope they catch this fucker soon.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 03:16 PM (Nbpoo)

I hope they catch him when he blows his own hands off, and maybe his balls and his eyes.

Fvcking coward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (wYseH)

22 Unabomber out smarted the FBI for 25 years. This guy will get caught in a week.

Kids today I tell you...not very bright. Guy prolly used his credit card to pay FedEx.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (DO7HR)

23 I hope they catch him

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (hMwEB)

24 >>>.I said this was going to happen in the EMT thread. They have video of the perp handing off the package.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

you heard this in a report or you know that all Fedex stores videotape their counters or...?

What's your reason for saying this?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:20 PM (8rNrN)

25 Ha! Love my hash. It means NO, HELL NO.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2018 03:20 PM (nOHNO)

26 I have been saying it for some time...we are well past the time when we need common sense package control!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:20 PM (0tfLf)

27 Even the FBI can catch him now.

==

bet FedEx ids him before the Feebs

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 03:20 PM (hMwEB)

28 OT, Maryland shooting:
CNN (!!!) has this headline:
"Maryland school officer stops armed student who shot 2 others"
Yessss! It's straightforward!

Posted by: m at March 20, 2018 03:21 PM (U6XUk)

29
found it

: Evil midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight

hash gIga4 doesn't pin another moron, must be a conspiracy, may involve Joos, or juice

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:21 PM (FhXTo)

30 We should make it illegal to mail explosives.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (B+qrE)

-------------------------------------------------
It is. This was shipped.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:21 PM (5NMZN)

31 Due to the proliferation of package bombs being sent, we will discontinue delivering packages. Because FedEx cares!

Posted by: Your Friends at FedEx at March 20, 2018 03:21 PM (O5Q3r)

32 Paolo is against package control

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:21 PM (6lyGf)

33 hey, wasn't the mayor of London lurking about the Austin area recently?

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (nFwvY)

34 those package stores - shipping stores- fedex and UPS all have video surveillance. Like a bank. for exactly this reason.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (nYJSC)

35 A big old C4 dildo up his/her bum and detonate on Pay per View.

I'd watch.

I'd make my buffalo chix dip.

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (i60k0)

36 Jebus. With all that investigative detail being made public, I would be surprised if the guy is not on the lam already.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (Dp6qK)

37 i'm rooting for the good guys

Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (N0sw0)

38 Due to the proliferation of package bombs being sent, we will discontinue delivering packages. Because UPS cares!

Posted by: Your Friends at UPS at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (O5Q3r)

39 I'm sure he'll be a Lutheran.

Posted by: Dr. L at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (w+o3D)

40
hash gIga4 doesn't pin another moron, must be a conspiracy, may involve Joos, or juice


Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:21 PM (FhXTo)

***
Couldn't be the Joos - they are too busy controlling the weather

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (Fb9aZ)

41 The perfect crime is the one you only do once.

Posted by: Seven Goats for Achmed at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (roQNm)

42 this bomber is might be a teenager. Not to smart.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (Od9VE)

43 14 Have they ruled out the bicyclists?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (QQ+il)



The "Critical Mass(hole)" types would fit the profile.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (ujg0T)

44 We blame the NRA
- The Kids of America

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (6lyGf)

45 Do not look at me.

Posted by: Bob, NSA at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (UlFoo)

46 >>>Even the FBI can catch him now.
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (LiyEm)

LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (q177U)

47 If this turns out to be true, I think this guy will be identified. If you can figure out when and where this was sent, you know where the bomber was at a specific time, and I'm thinking that there will be traffic cameras and other cameras that will have caught vehicles going to and from the store, and of course Fedex workers may be able to supply a physical description. (I assume he didn't present them with his real name or address.)

Of course, they might be able to nab him when he returns to the first FedEx place to argue for his insurance payout for the package that exploded on the conveyor.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (8gDQu)

48 Couldn't be the Joos - they are too busy controlling the weather

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (Fb9aZ)




In fairness, that's just a hobby.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (QQ+il)

49 I have been saying it for some time...we are well past the time when we need common sense package control!

"You can take my Black Russian Codpiece from my cold, dead, er, waistline"
--Black Adder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

50 we are well past the time when we need common sense package control!
=========

I volunteer to control the packages!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

51 Paolo, for all his peccadilloes, never sends his package to those who don't request it. although he has been known to leave behind little bundles of joy

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (G4vri)

52 Due to the proliferation of package bombs being sent, we will continue losing all packages. Because DHL cares!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (5NMZN)

53 Not a Muslim.

Best guess is AntiFa/Eco terrorist/Anarchist.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (/LX46)

54 Was this an AR15 Fedex package?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (6lyGf)

55 I believe the death penalty will come in handy here.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (rBnYq)

56

I think this guy is in trouble.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:15 PM

Like the unabomber he may have planned this for a long time.

Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (9J46Z)

57 Make him open one of his own packages.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (o7tuA)

58 Dude, FedEx? May as well have sent the cops a confession with a photocopy of your driver's license and a recent photo of yourself...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (AM1GF)

59 35 A big old C4 dildo up his/her bum and detonate on Pay per View.

I'd watch.

I'd make my buffalo chix dip.
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at March 20, 2018 03:22 PM (i60k0)



But you can't harvest the organs that way.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (ujg0T)

60 'Guy'?

women can be unabombers too!

or those who identify as women

or non-binary! the explosive and the person!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (RKQ/v)

61 Since I live in a Democratic precinct I think I'll start harassing my state rep to call for bomb free zones - for the children - if it saves just one life. Maybe a letter to the editor of the local fish rap demanding, DEMANDING bomb free zones now11!!!111!!!1

Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (UR3h8)

62 54
Was this an AR15 Fedex package?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (6lyGf)

Not bad. #54 and its a gun thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (o7tuA)

63 53 Not a Muslim.

Best guess is AntiFa/Eco terrorist/Anarchist.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM



Clock boy doing his Senior Project?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (0tfLf)

64 The trick is never having the authorities know your name. Once the police are looking at you, they have you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (QQ+il)

65
I thought Fedex facilities were bomb free zones

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (lKyWE)

66 All sorts of good news today!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (sjdRT)

67 Did anyone catch on GMA this morning some asshat opining on the motivation? (I did not catch his name/credential.)

Upshot: "I don't know what the motive is, but this is Texas, and with all the AR15 and gun control talk, it could be someone looking to make a sick point about bombs killing people, too".


WTFF?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (Dp6qK)

68 FWIW, KXAN is the Austin affiliate NBC station.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (nvMvs)

69 I think this guy is in trouble.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:15 PM

I think this guy is going away for a very long time.

Then again, Texas has the death penalty, which seems apropos. As Ron White says, Kill somebody in Texas, and Texas will kill you back.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM (7UW64)

70 >>>>I said this was going to happen in the EMT thread. They have video of the perp handing off the package.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman



you heard this in a report or you know that all Fedex stores videotape their counters or...?



What's your reason for saying this?



Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:20 PM
.
.
.They video all transactions is most UPS/Fedex stores, even the tiny little one here on Bonham TX. They do video of every transaction. If it was a Shipping Center, they are under 24/7 video surveillance too.

If the guy used a drop box they had an account number associated with it.

Once he went to any commercial place to send a package he was going to get caught.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM (+Dllb)

71 I would like the bomber apprehended, given a speedy trial and executed, this afternoon.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM (YVpNo)

72 Like the unabomber he may have planned this for a long time.


Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 03:24 PM (9J46Z)
=========

I wonder if when they raid this guy's place, they'll find copies of leftist tomes such as Al Gore's books too....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM (vg8iE)

73 I heard that self driving Uber car was texting when it ran down a gal.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM (o7tuA)

74 I think Ace is yet again correct on this, and our "mad bomber" has stepped on his crank big time, especially if he used one of these storefront shipping places, as they generally have video cameras all over the place. In most of these places that I've been in, you can't scratch your nose without it being video recorded from multiple angles.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (1bzSL)

75 those package stores - shipping stores- fedex and UPS all have video surveillance. Like a bank. for exactly this reason.
Posted by: simplemind


That, and some of those places rent after hours PO Boxes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (5t9V6)

76 I'm betting Antifa.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (zRZaJ)

77 60 'Guy'?

women can be unabombers too!

or those who identify as women

or non-binary! the explosive and the person!
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (RKQ/v)



It always struck me as fascinating not that President Ford was the target of two assassination attempts (common talk in the post 1960s and early 1970s Left), but that both were by women.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (ujg0T)

78 I don't know what the motive is, but this is Texas, and with all the AR15 and gun control talk, it could be someone looking to make a sick point about bombs killing people, too".

==========
being a liberal means never having to think, stay on topic, or miss an opportunity to wallow in your own sick political fantasies. . .

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (Qu4Fc)

79 53
Not a Muslim.



Best guess is AntiFa/Eco terrorist/Anarchist.



Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (/LX46)



My guess is financial/revenge motive, with FedEx being a/the target.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (Dp6qK)

80 Making an explosive is easy. Making bombs is serious work, or at least, making bombs without killing yourself is serious and skilled work. The bomber didn't whip these up overnight after a trip to the drug store.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (QQ+il)

81 He could have used a drop box, in which case there probably isn't video footage. And he could have used a stolen account number, so the payment wouldn't be tracked.

Or he could have just handed it to a driver, who may or may not remember him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (wYseH)

82 I think Ace is yet again correct on this, and our "mad bomber" has stepped on his crank big time, especially if he used one of these storefront shipping places, as they generally have video cameras all over the place. In most of these places that I've been in, you can't scratch your nose without it being video recorded from multiple angles.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs


Did the mailer pay cash?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (AM1GF)

83 Place your bets:

1. Eco-fiend

2. Muslim

3. AntiFa goon

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (ujg0T)


I'll take Door #3, with a further motivation of attempting to resurrect The Weathermen Underground's MO with the goal of "Turn Texas Blue".

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (uiwCw)

84 Was 'The Package' labeled ACME ?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (r9UYA)

85 In most of these places that I've been in, you can't scratch your nose without it being video recorded from multiple angles.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud


Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Jimmy Two Knuckles

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (5t9V6)

86 It always struck me as fascinating not that President Ford was the target of two assassination attempts (common talk in the post 1960s and early 1970s Left), but that both were by women.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM



I'm thinking Betty had a few questions about that too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (0tfLf)

87 67 Did anyone catch on GMA this morning some asshat opining on the motivation? (I did not catch his name/credential.)

Upshot: "I don't know what the motive is, but this is Texas, and with all the AR15 and gun control talk, it could be someone looking to make a sick point about bombs killing people, too".

WTFF?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (Dp6qK)



Always remember: For Leftists, Projection does not just happen at the movies.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (ujg0T)

88 I hope someone shoots the bomber with an AR.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (nQHw/)

89 Or....just dropped it into some company's FedEx pickup pile while walking through a business.

It's not a slam-dunk by any means...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (wYseH)

90 65


I thought Fedex facilities were bomb free zones

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 03:25 PM (lKyWE)

Trump has not come out specifically for a law to ban bombs. Bastard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (o7tuA)

91 Did the mailer pay cash?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 20, 2018 03:27 PM (AM1GF)
------------------------------
Ban cash!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (5NMZN)

92 6 Still wondering about the

mad bomber what bombs at midnight

nic?

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (FhXTo)


It's a character from The Tick

Posted by: Smash'em at March 20, 2018 03:29 PM (4A5fG)

93 >>>Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 03:19 PM (Nbpoo)

Nice punk-monkey hash.

Posted by: m at March 20, 2018 03:29 PM (U6XUk)

94 Place your bets:

1. Eco-fiend

2. Muslim

3. AntiFa goon

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

I'll take Door #3, with a further motivation of attempting to resurrect The Weathermen Underground's MO with the goal of "Turn Texas Blue".
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer


500 quatloos on Bert G!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:29 PM (5t9V6)

95 6 Still wondering about the

mad bomber what bombs at midnight

nic?
Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (FhXTo)


LOL I haven't heard that reference since the 90s.

Posted by: weew at March 20, 2018 03:29 PM (EaEMG)

96 Didnt Billy Ayers book Prairie Fire promote this gradual attacks wanting it to catch on with copy cats? Or am I thinking of a different literature written by a Commie/Anarchist?

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:29 PM (/LX46)

97 83 Place your bets:

1. Eco-fiend

2. Muslim

3. AntiFa goon

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

I'll take Door #3, with a further motivation of attempting to resurrect The Weathermen Underground's MO with the goal of "Turn Texas Blue".
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (uiwCw)
------
I'll go with door #3.

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (G0vdT)

98 Still wondering about the

mad bomber what bombs at midnight


Yeah baby YEAH!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)

99
I don't know what the motive is, but this is Texas, and with all the AR15 and gun control talk, it could be someone looking to make a sick point about bombs killing people, too".


But not an angry leftie exacting his revenge on those bitter gun clingers in Texas

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (lKyWE)

100 That's a huge break.

They can check video for the individual and perhaps the license plate.

Barring any involvement by the illustrious FBI, this should be solved by week's end.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (ATVNj)

101 >>>>>Or....just dropped it into some company's FedEx pickup pile while walking through a business.

It's not a slam-dunk by any means...



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM
.
.
.And the pickup guy wouldn't have anything to scan when he pulled it out of the pile and would have went to whoever controls the Fedex account # and would have been told "that isn't ours".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (+Dllb)

102 4 Even the FBI can catch him now.
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (LiyEm)


Let's not go crazy here.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (xjiRE)

103 "A big old C4 dildo up his/her bum and detonate on Pay per View.
"

Like the scene in "Man on Fire"?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (aVYsC)

104 Because of the recent package violence I cannot in good conscience keep these destructive devices for myself.
That is why I am making a brave stand and will go to the local PD and hand over not only my cardboard boxes, but also mailers and packages.
NO ONE NEEDS PARCELS.

Thank you, please feel free to acknowledge my brave stand of virtue.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (+087i)

105 This is why I'm a fan of lots of cameras. I got nothing to hide. Assholes like this bomber do and I hope they catch him. It's how they caught a London bomber that was blowing up places when we were there on vacation.

Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (8b+oT)

106 I guess if the mocha and scone meetings don't work, go to the private video cams.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (r9UYA)

107 >>>69 As Ron White says, Kill somebody in Texas, and Texas will kill you back.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM (7UW64)

Nice.

Posted by: m at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (U6XUk)

108 Dude could have paid a homeless man or a kid to drop off the package.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (/LX46)

109 "that isn't ours".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (+Dllb)

Stolen shipping account number. Stolen shipping materials.

I could do this in about 45 minutes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (wYseH)

110 Hey. Broward coward. Notice the other cop did his you know, job!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (7qnb5)

111 Like the scene in "Man on Fire"?

That always bothered me. I'm pretty sure if someone shoved a grenade up my wazoo I'd wake up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (39g3+)

112 Even the FBI can catch him now.


We'll lose 15% of the hostages. 20 tops.

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson, no relation at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (QQ+il)

113 You know, Bill Clinton pardoned himself some those FALN bombers from Puerto Rico.

Just in time for Hillary to run for Senate in New York, where there are two three Puerto Rican voters.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (ATVNj)

114 102
4 Even the FBI can catch him now.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 03:17 PM (LiyEm)



Let's not go crazy here.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 03:30 PM (xjiRE)

Doesn't the FBI have to destroy someone's life by falsely accusing them of this crime first?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (jxbfJ)

115 Well if he just dropped it on a pile it would have been scanned in and it wouldn't get delivered, but of course it didn't get delivered so maybe.

If it was a drop box, those are video'd as well.
It'll be harder to pick him out, and he'd still need a shipping number so he had some contact to get it shipped, even if over the internet.

Using a shipping service was the next logical step but, it increases the odds a lot that he will be caught.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (RHZXc)

116 We'll lose 15% of the hostages. 20 tops.

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson, no relation at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (QQ+il)
=========

Does that include those that the FBI kills?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (vg8iE)

117 Dude could have paid a homeless man or a kid to drop off the package.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM

True, but if he did and they can find them it would be a start.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (7qnb5)

118 Thank you, please feel free to acknowledge my brave stand of virtue.

I'm going to make a video of me cutting a mailer carton in half, to show my virtue and commitment to Doing The Right Thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

119 /pol/ will have it solved before the FEDS. Hell, the Feds outsource their work to them.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (/LX46)

120 110
Hey. Broward coward. Notice the other cop did his you know, job!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (7qnb5)

The union is going to here about this. Makes it bad for evryone else!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (o7tuA)

121 this bomber must want to get caught ... he'd be on camera at the delivery, even if the bomb exploded at the target, they have a full record of the time it was sent, and from where.

or it is a nutty copycat that sees a chance at some piece of the fame.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (bT8Z4)

122 Doesn't the FBI have to destroy someone's life by falsely accusing them of this crime first?
=======
Stay tuned.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (JRqQm)

123 Hey. Broward coward. Notice the other cop did his you know, job!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (7qnb5)

--------------------------------------
Maybe he didn't have time to get 500 feet away.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (5NMZN)

124 I could do this in about 45 minutes.
This Charlie Brown's Dildo person is our man
The FBI

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (LiyEm)

125 Sometimes these guys get complacent and begin making mistakes.

Sometimes, they are upping the clues to taunt the police and
prove how much smarter they are.

Sometimes they want to get caught and bask in their 15 minutes of fame and talk about how brilliant they are.

Sometimes they want to get caught bcz they know what they are doing is wrong at some level.

The last one is the very rarest.


Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (LZJOv)

126 Doesn't the FBI have to destroy someone's life by falsely accusing them of this crime first?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

it's another chance to hang Hatfill.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (nFwvY)

127 #Don'tShipBombs

Posted by: Michelle Obama, Solving the Problem at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (vg8iE)

128 Searching
Searching..,

Posted by: CNN Anti Trump Angle Auto Bot at March 20, 2018 03:34 PM (l9+PM)

129 >>>Like the unabomber he may have planned this for a long time.


maybe. But this guy is setting bombs off in a frenzy. He's not just popping up every few months or years like the unabomber.

He seems less patient.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:34 PM (8rNrN)

130 And the pickup guy wouldn't have anything to scan when he pulled it out of the pile and would have went to whoever controls the Fedex account # and would have been told "that isn't ours".
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Unless he printed one from a fake online account and paid with a Visa gift card....

And in some places with drop boxes, they have mailing labels that you can fill out right there.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:34 PM (5t9V6)

131 Call in SWAT to establish a perimeter.

Posted by: Agent Johnson at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (2Mnv1)

132 104
Because of the recent package violence I cannot in good conscience keep these destructive devices for myself.

That is why I am making a brave stand and will go to the local PD and hand over not only my cardboard boxes, but also mailers and packages.

NO ONE NEEDS PARCELS.



Thank you, please feel free to acknowledge my brave stand of virtue.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (+087i)


For my final act of political grandstanding and virtue signaling, I will construct this here illegal improvised explosive device and turn it into the police.

Shut up, NRA goonsquad.

Posted by: Candidate for VA Legislature - District 666 at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (Dp6qK)

133 118 Thank you, please feel free to acknowledge my brave stand of virtue.

I'm going to make a video of me cutting a mailer carton in half, to show my virtue and commitment to Doing The Right Thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM



Be careful, you may create an illegal ASB...Assault Shipping Box.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (0tfLf)

134 Assuming that the mail bomber was not a copycat as well.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (/LX46)

135 >>>>This is why I'm a fan of lots of cameras. I got
nothing to hide. Assholes like this bomber do and I hope they catch him.
It's how they caught a London bomber that was blowing up places when we
were there on vacation.




Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM
.
.
.Everyone needs to understand that once they leave the house they are under pretty much constant video surveillance.

Went to the bank this morning to deposit a check.....they have cameras everywhere.

Stopped by the Post Office to mail an Easter Card.....yep cameras.

Went to the gun range...to shoot and drool at the new guns.....check, multiple video cameras.

Ate at Grandys for lunch and saw two video cameras.......

Stopped at the VFW for a couple of beers.....Yep cameras there too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (+Dllb)

136 Doesn't the FBI have to destroy someone's life by falsely accusing them of this crime first?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

it's another chance to hang Hatfill.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (nFwvY)


No. For bombs they go to Jewell, first. They have tons of material and talking points already printed. They wouldn't have to do a thing, new, for a couple of years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (8gDQu)

137 I'm going to make a video of me cutting a mailer carton in half, to show my virtue and commitment to Doing The Right Thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

Aren't there other household items that can be sued? I'm afraid to google it. I might loose my guns, well if they hadn't been.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (o7tuA)

138 Austin Fed Ex Employees will be throwing a lot less packages for the next week or two.

Posted by: garrett looks at the bright side at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (Nbpoo)

139 Don't trust the bastards.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Jewell at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (r9UYA)

140
Yep, its over for Mr. Splodey.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (r+sAi)

141 Doesn't the FBI have to destroy someone's life by falsely accusing them of this crime first?

=======

Stay tuned.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:33 PM (JRqQm)

----------------------------------
Now I will plug the Spanish TV series "Mar de Plastico" available on Netflix. For no particular reason or not.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (5NMZN)

142 Even if they don't have all that information, any bluff could scare the bombers into making more mistakes.

Or at least, stopping and getting rid of his/her bomb factory and evidence.

I hope they find this sicko soon.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (4dz1m)

143 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien. Still working on motive. Maybe a disgruntled former worker for FedEx.

Posted by: Seven Goats for Achmed at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (roQNm)

144 This is why I'm a fan of lots of cameras. I got
nothing to hide.


Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (8b+oT)


Yes you do, we see you naked all the time through your cell phone and camera.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (uiwCw)

145 Assuming that the mail bomber was not a copycat as well.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (/LX46)


Copycat bombers generally take more than a couple of weeks to ramp up to operational.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (8gDQu)

146 Doesn't the FBI have to destroy someone's life by falsely accusing them of this crime first?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

*ears perk up*

RUSSIANS!

Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (Dp6qK)

147 "Like the scene in "Man on Fire"?"


Yes but with color analysis and a concession stand.

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (i60k0)

148 I would think it would be easy to get someone's shipper number and put the package in a drop box.

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (MVjcR)

149 Like the unabomber he may have planned this for a long time.


maybe. But this guy is setting bombs off in a frenzy. He's not just popping up every few months or years like the unabomber.

He seems less patient.
Posted by: ace


Unless it was planned that way. Pop up, detonate 5 bombs, disappear for 6 months. Just as everything returns to normal, boom! He's back for five more bombs. Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (5t9V6)

150 Has anybody checked to see if someone was tracking the packages? Getting mail notifications of delivery progress?

FBI has been having trouble lately, thought I would give a helping hand.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 20, 2018 03:37 PM (e1mEI)

151 Heh Facebook Trending has another batch of "stuff nobody is talking about but we wish you would" stories. Top one?

Stormy Daniels polygraph test backs her story!
...from the Wall Street Journal.

Remember when they were boring, but reliable and accurate? Now they're just stupid, slanted, and boring.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+)

152 you don't need an account #. you could use a blank shipping form and a made up credit card # and it would ship from a drop box. they'd process the payment later.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 03:37 PM (nFwvY)

153 >130
And the pickup guy wouldn't have anything to scan when he pulled it out
of the pile and would have went to whoever controls the Fedex account #
and would have been told "that isn't ours".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman<



I'm not a FedEx expert, but for UPS, anyone can print out a UPS shipping label, put it on a box and drop it at any place that has a daily UPS pickup. We have people do that at our business all the time.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 03:37 PM (sjdRT)

154 Once he went to any commercial place to send a package he was going to get caught.


He should just go ahead and turn himself in right now. Either way, he'll prolly get caught inside 24 hours.


aaaand, mark!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 03:37 PM (GdWl+)

155 I believe we will see an large uptick in this shit by 2019. I hope we don't, but the Marxists/Commies are hell bent on a scorched earth future for America.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:37 PM (/LX46)

156 Former FedEx Employee?

Posted by: Gumby at March 20, 2018 03:38 PM (2LelM)

157 We will no longer allow any cardboard boxes in our stores.

Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at March 20, 2018 03:38 PM (AkTSb)

158 Remember the Fed Ex Drill Instructor commercial?

"What don't we ship, Son!?"

- "Drugs! Sir. We Don't Ship Drugs!"

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 03:38 PM (Nbpoo)

159 @135
You can acknowledge the passing of a free society but celebration is not mandatory.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 20, 2018 03:38 PM (l9+PM)

160 It's a character from The Tick

I did not know that.

Probably take a year or two before that avatar would be safe again.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y84oshv7

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:38 PM (FhXTo)

161 >>>>Unless he printed one from a fake online account and paid with a Visa gift card....



And in some places with drop boxes, they have mailing labels that you can fill out right there.



Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:34 PM
.
.
.Yes they do. And you need an account number or a CC. And those are under video surveillance too. At least the one I know about here is. They have a concrete pad they share with the Post Office which has a camera on a pole about 30 foot above the box.

Point is, this guy messed up when he put the bomb in the Fedex package stream. and from reports it appears they know exactly where it came from and odds are extremely good there is video form that location.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (+Dllb)

162 129 >>>Like the unabomber he may have planned this for a long time.

maybe. But this guy is setting bombs off in a frenzy. He's not just popping up every few months or years like the unabomber.

He seems less patient.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:34 PM



Clearly a millennial. Probably not as smart as the Unabomber either.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

163 Smash and Grab:

University of Phoenix (for profit) offered online degrees. The US Military offered support to vets attending this university. University stock was selling at about 100.

Obama announced that the US Military would no longer offer support to veteran students. The stock dropped to 3 dollars. A friend of Obama bought the University of Phoenix.

The US Military announced it would offer support to vets who attended the University of Phoenix.

Cha Ching.

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (7vDS5)

164 I just received a package(collapsible drip coffee maker) and it's laying on my front porch. Should I open it up?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (r9UYA)

165 143 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien.
Posted by: Seven Goats for Achmed at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (roQNm)



Cross border car thefts and chop shops? Drug mule trafficking? Sure. But mad bombing? Not....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (ujg0T)

166 Make everywhere a no bomb zone! /leftard.

Posted by: maddogg at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (j+h+K)

167 Macedonians!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (rdl6o)

168 It's a character from The Tick

One of the most hilarious animated episodes. The shack out back where the sidekicks all commiserate. Tick's handling of the bombs. Just side splitting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (39g3+)

169 OT/My niece called me at 2:30 Am, and scared the crap outta me.

Finally got hold of her and turned out she had butt dialed me.
She's in college, and it was earlier where she was.

She is a sweetheart and was so sorry. I was just glad nothing was wrong.

But it fucked my sleep up good, bcz adrenaline was going that something bad happened.

2 nights in a row with fvcked up sleep means I am a Trainwreck. Which makes me mad at myself. I want to be one of those indestructible people. And I am so not. Curses.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (LZJOv)

170 it appears they know exactly where it came from and odds are extremely good there is video form that location.

And the bomber is ... Grizzly Adams in a hoodie with sunglasses!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (QQ+il)

171 BOOM

heh heh

BOOM

Posted by: paid sorosbot #76986589 at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (ROV4u)

172 What if this guy is just a copy-cat? Its a different MO than the previous ones...

Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (5FTt6)

173 Clearly a millennial. Probably not as smart as the Unabomber either.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)


So, we're going to see a stick figure crayon manifesto, soon?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (8gDQu)

174 As FedEx refuses to disassociate with the NRA, maybe this is an antifa type?

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (5gaNQ)

175 Assuming that the mail bomber was not a copycat as well.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (/LX46)

Copycat bombers generally take more than a couple of weeks to ramp up to operational.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:36 PM (8gDQu)

Fellow Travellers would not. It would be coordinated to a large degree.

This could even be a beta test.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (/LX46)

176 Austin Fed Ex Employees will be throwing a lot less packages

frah gee lay

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (FhXTo)

177 No proxy person dropping of package? I wonder if the guy is from Hutto.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM (suO/a)

178 Just got a bunch of wasp killer in the mail.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (7qnb5)

179 >>174 As FedEx refuses to disassociate with the NRA, maybe this is an antifa type?

Good theory that I support.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (r9UYA)

180 Should I open it up?


Push it off the porch with a long stick. If nothing blows up after the 5 foot fall, whack it a couple of times.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (QQ+il)

181 Ace, I work for said company (the "Office" op-co) So far all I have read is correct. Said company is keeping us up to date as it happens. I say "said company" b/c they watch our On-line life pretty close. I'm around if needed. :-)

Posted by: Brian at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (UnMRd)

182 I'm just going to leave this here.

Sunset Valley is about 3 miles from the UT campus straight shot along 343.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (CClpm)

183 I'm still waiting for Taylor Swift's statement on package control

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+)

184 Probably not as smart as the Unabomber either.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

wasn't the Unabo's IQ in genius range or something?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (hMwEB)

185 Originally thought it was a Cartel drug thing. New thought is that it's a leftist nut. It's the new version of the school shooter syndrome.

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (7vDS5)

186 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien.
=========
I want pasty white 20 and under Climate change eco warrior for $100.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (RHZXc)

187 178 Just got a bunch of wasp killer in the mail.
-------------------
How far does it shoot?

Posted by: Gumby at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (2LelM)

188 Just got a bunch of wasp killer in the mail.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (7qnb5)

-----------------------------
That is pretty damned racist or ethnicist.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (5NMZN)

189 This is good stuff but slow down I am having a hard time keeping up.

Posted by: John, FBI writing this all down at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (UlFoo)

190 Be careful, you may create an illegal ASB...Assault Shipping Box.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:35 PM (0tfLf)

I know something about assault boxes. Very dangerous with the shoulder thing that goes up. They should be for the military only. The founders could never anticipate this, they only had letter size mail in those days.

Posted by: Solid Snake at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (+087i)

191 Of course the reason we don't have bomb free zones is that law abiding citizens don't walk around with WMDs. So we wouldn't be able to snare any law abiding people with bomb free zones like we do with the gun free zones.

In other words the only actual purpose for gun free zones is to harass and ensnare the law abiding - it has nothing to do with protecting anyone from anything.

Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (UR3h8)

192 Clearly a millennial. Probably not as smart as the Unabomber either.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

Unabomber had an IQ north of 160 or 150? He was not a dummy.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (/LX46)

193 So, we're going to see a stick figure crayon manifesto, soon?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:40 PM



Only if it can be written in 144 characters or less.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (0tfLf)

194 186 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien.
=========
I want pasty white 20 and under Climate change eco warrior for $100.
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Former FedEx employee with a mercurial personality for the win.

Posted by: Gumby at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (2LelM)

195
164 I just received a package(collapsible drip coffee maker) and it's laying on my front porch. Should I open it up?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (r9UYA)

Go outside the back way and hit it with a padded point crossbow bolt from 20 meters three times. Then safely open the mutilated coffee maker.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (e1mEI)

196 I wonder if the second package contains a manifesto.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (QQ+il)

197 #73 Cannibal Bob LOL

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (Vuaet)

198 Even assuming light disguise, we'd be able to get sex, race

Well, yeah, maybe. But we won't know how they identify.

Posted by: Village Imam at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (ctuyM)

199 I want pasty white 20 and under Climate change eco warrior for $100.
Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (RHZXc)

Austin? I'd say its a pretty safe bet.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (+087i)

200 I never thought I'd wish to be older. Not just by a few years, but by decades. Then I could be more blase' about stuff.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (LZJOv)

201 186: I want an anti-NRA, dem

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM (5gaNQ)

202 I got "Asian of an alternate religion and immigration status"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)

203 My bet is male hispanic. 30. Crazy eyes.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (+lOpA)

204 "I think this guy is in trouble."
..........

Oh, he's in trouble all right. We'll get 'im.
Hey, anybody seen my car keys?

Posted by: Austin FBI Special Agent at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

205
wasn't the Unabo's IQ in genius range or something?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM (hMwEB)


Yes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

206 I suppose now when I go to the hardware store I'll only be able to buy one can of wasp killer and have to show an ID? A couple weeks back I had to get some cold meds for the wife and kids. Oh no, sorry sir you can only buy one cold med per time. Me, Can I just come back in 5 min? Them: No, sorry. So of course I had to drive to go to another place for the second item.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (7qnb5)

207 Kaboom?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (1ISKN)

208 Should I open it up?


Push it off the porch with a long stick. If nothing blows up after the 5 foot fall, whack it a couple of times.
Posted by: Grump928


Then call the company about a replacement carafe.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (5t9V6)

209 Maybe Ace could hold a raffle? Winner(s) take pot? Paypal?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (ujg0T)

210 178 Just got a bunch of wasp killer in the mail.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (Dp6qK)

211 Two Quatloos on the bomber being a leftist. Ooh Ooh, what do I win.

Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (UR3h8)

212 Where is David Camera Hogg on this?


Only CameraHogg can save us!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)

213 Dunno. This feels like a copycat. The first bombings were more careful, avoided surveillance, didn't actually come through a delivery system. That takes some discipline. What would suddenly cause the bomber to break discipline?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

214 Time for some common sense shipping regulations.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (pw+jk)

215 186 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien.
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I want pasty white 20 and under Climate change eco warrior for $100.
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Former FedEx employee with a mercurial personality for the win.
_________________

I'll take black. The neighborhood he targeted was mainly black, and probably his own.

Like the black serial killer recently arrested in Florida, he wasn't targeting by race, just killing the most convenient targets: the ones who lived nearby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (fqUgw)

216 This is good stuff but slow down I am having a hard time keeping up.
Posted by: John, FBI writing this all down at March 20, 2018 03:42 PM


*laughs*

Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (ctuyM)

217 194 186 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien.
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I want pasty white 20 and under Climate change eco warrior for $100.
---------------------
Former FedEx employee with a mercurial personality for the win.

Posted by: Gumby at March 20, 2018 03:43 PM



Snicker....snicker....

Posted by: Amazon Prime Team at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (0tfLf)

218
I just think the trail is gonna be a lot easier to follow on this. But who knows, maybe the guy is smart enough to use gloves all the time, stay off video, steal shipping acct #'s, not have his car or person on traffic cameras near the drop off point... etc. I doubt it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (r+sAi)

219 I'm still looking at the bicyclists.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (QQ+il)

220 this guy must not be a jihadist ... surely the jihadist magazine gives better instructions of successful bombing.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (bT8Z4)

221 I'm surprised no one brought up a woman and toxic feminism, considering certain people beat that drum.

I probably shouldn't have even mentioned.

But the odds of it being a woman are incredibly small. Just based on past statistics.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (LZJOv)

222 When you go through airport screening they always ask you if someone else packed your bags for you.


"Hey Fern, if you're going to FedEx would you drop this package off for me? Thanks."

Posted by: Seven Goats for Achmed at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (roQNm)

223 so to drop off a package at a drop-box, you'd need to fake a company account number on the mailing label?

Or would you not need that, and only need a Visa gift-card number for payment?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (8rNrN)

224 210 178 Just got a bunch of wasp killer in the mail.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (Dp6qK)

Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (+087i)

225 194 186 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien.
---
then we will never know the true motives.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (DQC26)

226 I hope they get this coward soon. It sounds like they will. I hope they can find him (I'm assuming it's a him) before he hurts anyone else.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (oMtOd)

227 I'll take black. The neighborhood he targeted was mainly black, and probably his own.

Like the black serial killer recently arrested in Florida, he wasn't targeting by race, just killing the most convenient targets: the ones who lived nearby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer
==========
Yeah I think you got it in one. Well played.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (fjiFj)

228 Like the black serial killer recently arrested in Florida, he wasn't targeting by race, just killing the most convenient targets: the ones who lived nearby.

"Works for us too"
--Rioters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (39g3+)

229
I am taking Glenn Beck and/or Beck the Guitarist as a 2 for 1 bet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (r+sAi)

230 Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM

Yep, apparently. Geesh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (7qnb5)

231 No one needs a package of more than 10 CCs

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (5NMZN)

232 Unabomber had an IQ north of 160

Utterly nucking futz, psych-tortured by the CIA, lived in a shack in the woods which might have had twice the floor-room of Flo-Max.

And was wrong even before he became evil.

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (FhXTo)

233 64
The trick is never having the authorities know your name.


So..... no going to Cheers?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (UsCnO)

234 .Yes they do. And you need an account number or a CC. And those are under video surveillance too. At least the one I know about here is. They have a concrete pad they share with the Post Office which has a camera on a pole about 30 foot above the box.

Point is, this guy messed up when he put the bomb in the Fedex package stream. and from reports it appears they know exactly where it came from and odds are extremely good there is video form that location.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:39 PM (+Dllb)
-------

Yep. Fedex's business plan is based on two things: Fast delivery and package tracking though the entire process.

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

235 183
I'm still waiting for Taylor Swift's statement on package control

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+)



Shake it off.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (Dp6qK)

236 Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (+087i)


Worse. Mainlining it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (8gDQu)

237 >>>I'm surprised no one brought up a woman and toxic feminism, considering certain people beat that drum.

The murderess' preferred weapon is poison.

Posted by: Sam Spade, Detective Who Tells It Like It Is at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (8rNrN)

238 Only CameraHogg can save us!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM

Flailing his baby arms of outrage!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (7qnb5)

239 This type of serial murder seems very removed from the act of killing. It's murder by remote control where he doesn't have to watch or touch the dying.

Is it just for notoriety? To terrorise?

Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (/3+Sg)

240 Chuck Schumer to propose a law requiring transparent packages in 3, 2, 1 ....

Posted by: McCool at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (tWnED)

241 230 Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM

Yep, apparently. Geesh.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (7qnb5)

Didn't realize Tide made wasp spray. Weird.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (+087i)

242
Doesn't the FBI have to destroy someone's life by falsely accusing them of this crime first?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


If they pinned it on Bill Ayers would you care?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (lKyWE)

243 Shipping account number or a CC or cash to ship.

Posted by: Brian at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (UnMRd)

244 hake it off.
Posted by: Taylor Swift at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM

Well played mouse faced sock! Well played!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (7qnb5)

245 Clearly he is motivated The Yankees getting Stanton for nothing because of Jeter owning the Marlins. He is a huge Astros fan.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (/LX46)

246 this guy must not be a jihadist ... surely the jihadist magazine gives better instructions of successful bombing.

1. Strap bomb to body.
2. Walk up to target.
3. Detonate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (IcT7t)

247 I'll take black. The neighborhood he targeted was mainly black, and probably his own.

Like the black serial killer recently arrested in Florida, he wasn't targeting by race, just killing the most convenient targets: the ones who lived nearby.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (fqUgw)



For those of you following from home, so far we have:
1. Eco-fiend
2. Muslim
3. AntiFa goon
4. Disgruntled or fired FedEx employee
5. Black Liar Marxist / Farrakhan type
6. Illegal alien "Immigrant Rights" activist

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (ujg0T)

248 Immediately after we have put out several hundred yards of yellow tape around the FedEx building, we will be interviewing UPS employees.

We believe this may be a turf war.

Fidelity.

Bravery.

Incompetence.

Posted by: The Windbreaker FBI at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (ATVNj)

249 230
Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM



Yep, apparently. Geesh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (7qnb5)


Tide pods - the devil's seed.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (Dp6qK)

250 Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (7qnb5)


The cold meds thing? Happened to me too. I was in disbelief. So stupid. I mean, it is once every few years I get the stuff. Not like I'm a regular buyer. Crazy.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (LZJOv)

251
I'll take black. The neighborhood he targeted was mainly black, and probably his own.
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No way a white guy is going to be putting packages on the doorstep in a black neighborhood. Gotta be black or Mexican.

Posted by: Gumby at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (2LelM)

252 239 This type of serial murder seems very removed from the act of killing. It's murder by remote control where he doesn't have to watch or touch the dying.

Is it just for notoriety? To terrorise?
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (/3+Sg)

Neither. Its the thrill of showing how intelligent you are. Look at me, I was smart enough to make this complex device and get away with it. Method often says something about what the killer thinks of themselves.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (+087i)

253 Didn't realize Tide made wasp spray. Weird.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM

Apparently they are cooking it somehow and shooting it up. Yea, that's going to end well. Scary shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (7qnb5)

254 240
Chuck Schumer to propose a law requiring transparent packages in 3, 2, 1 ....

Posted by: McCool at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (tWnED)

Ole Chuck will be racing to the cameras first. I swear if a 3-letter-network cameraman ever stopped quick, they'd grow a pair of legs and those legs would answer to the name Chuck.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (jxbfJ)

255 Is it just for notoriety? To terrorise?

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Coercive. You will do "X" or I will send another bomb.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (JRqQm)

256 This is why I'm a fan of lots of cameras. I got
nothing to hide. Assholes like this bomber do and I hope they catch him.
It's how they caught a London bomber that was blowing up places when we
were there on vacation.

Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2018 03:31 PM (8b+oT)

And when they come after you using those cameras because they just passed a law making something that was legal no illegal, you'll be okay with that?

It's not the people in government now that I really worry about (well some) it's the people 2 or more Presidents from now. They're the ones that might decide to use those cameras for other reasons that infringe on your rights.

Happens all the time. Happens to this day by the police. They always use any tech or new procedure or precedent or law that they can to twist into a different but legal means to take away a citizens rights. But they will claim it's to protect the public and I say that they don't know who's the criminal and who's the public until they trounced all over everyone's rights.

That's not the way this country was meant to be.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (MioLM)

257 >>>>>Dunno. This feels like a copycat. The first bombings
were more careful, avoided surveillance, didn't actually come through a
delivery system. That takes some discipline. What would suddenly cause
the bomber to break discipline?



Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM
.
.
.I think so too. These two latest are way too easy for them to track. the original bomber was all about keeping everything anonymous.

The wife and I had a discussion about whether we would actually open a package left on our door step with zero markings.

After this, it would be a call to 911 and have them come and deal with it. Before this? Not sure how we would have handled it but I doubt we would have brought it inside the house and ripped it open.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (+Dllb)

258 So I had to bing "Flo max".

Common Flomax side effects include abnormal ejaculation, a runny nose, and dizziness

ok

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (+lOpA)

259 247
I'll take black. The neighborhood he targeted was mainly black, and probably his own.



Like the black serial killer recently arrested in Florida, he wasn't targeting by race, just killing the most convenient targets: the ones who lived nearby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (fqUgw)




For those of you following from home, so far we have:

1. Eco-fiend

2. Muslim

3. AntiFa goon

4. Disgruntled or fired FedEx employee

5. Black Liar Marxist / Farrakhan type

6. Illegal alien "Immigrant Rights" activist

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (ujg0T)


7. Economic motive.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (Dp6qK)

260 252 239 This type of serial murder seems very removed from the act of killing. It's murder by remote control where he doesn't have to watch or touch the dying.

Is it just for notoriety? To terrorise?
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (/3+Sg)

Neither. Its the thrill of showing how intelligent you are. Look at me, I was smart enough to make this complex device and get away with it. Method often says something about what the killer thinks of themselves.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (+087i)

So, he thinks he's da bomb.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

261 232 I wonder if he could have been an inventor pr something if he hadn't gone to Harvard and into the clutches of MK ultra

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (hMwEB)

262 253
Didn't realize Tide made wasp spray. Weird.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM



Apparently they are cooking it somehow and shooting it up. Yea, that's going to end well. Scary shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (7qnb5)

And these fine specimens are the new generation's 2nd Amendment experts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)

263 Oh no the video shows the guy who left the packages was wearing Groucho glasses and a fake nose - now the FBI will never be able to figure out who it was.

Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (UR3h8)

264 245 Clearly he is motivated The Yankees getting Stanton for nothing because of Jeter owning the Marlins. He is a huge Astros fan.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM (/LX46)

Austin is Rangers country.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (+087i)

265 213
Dunno. This feels like a copycat. The first bombings were more careful,
avoided surveillance, didn't actually come through a delivery system.
That takes some discipline. What would suddenly cause the bomber to
break discipline?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

First victims to get special attention? Change MO to confuse ?

Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (9J46Z)

266 Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?
Posted by: Jollyroger


Mainlining. No shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (5t9V6)

267 Does anyone here know - generally - how they can make a bomb and not have the makings for said bombs tracked?

I don't want to google it because I will probably get a visit from homeland security the next day..

But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?

Didn't the Tsarnaev bros use fireworks?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (so+oy)

268 For those of you following from home, so far we have:
1. Eco-fiend
2. Muslim
3. AntiFa goon
4. Disgruntled or fired FedEx employee
5. Black Liar Marxist / Farrakhan type
6. Illegal alien "Immigrant Rights" activist
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (ujg0T)


And surely someone who felt bullied or judged. *eyeroll*

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (LZJOv)

269 >>>This type of serial murder seems very removed from the act of killing. It's murder by remote control where he doesn't have to watch or touch the dying

yes, it's definitely different than the usual method of the serial killer, for whom closeness to the act of the murder is the whole point.

I'm assuming (not really based on much) that the idea that he would only feel comfortable "stalking" in neighborhoods he knew would be similar to the more common type of up-close serial killer.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (8rNrN)

270 >>Push it off the porch with a long stick. If nothing blows up after the 5 foot fall, whack it a couple of times.

Took your advice and also soaked it with the hose.
I'll let it cook out there for a while. Drip dry.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (r9UYA)

271 he cold meds thing? Happened to me too. I was in disbelief. So stupid. I mean, it is once every few years I get the stuff. Not like I'm a regular buyer. Crazy.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM

I know right? I am sure that guys that are cooking drugs are going through proper channels. All it does like most laws is inconvenience honest people. But some politician made it sound like it would help our drug problem so much! Stupid bastards.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (7qnb5)

272 We need Universal Package Check now.

- Chuck U Schumer

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

273 186 If we're running a betting pool on identity and motive, I want to put a dollar on illegal alien.
--------------------------
Nah. Unless you're talking about another Clock Boy type.
This just isn't the sort of thing a Meso-American would do.

I know that demographic profiling is far from perfect, but it's still clear that certain kinds of crimes are most often committed by certain cultures/sub-cultures.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (0jtPF)

274 258 So I had to bing "Flo max".

Common Flomax side effects include abnormal ejaculation, a runny nose, and dizziness

ok
Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (+lOpA)

He probably meant ADX Florence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

275 >>>236 Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (+087i)

Worse. Mainlining it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (8gDQu)

Serious?

Posted by: m at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (U6XUk)

276 3. AntiFa goon
---
...has my vote, too. I'm sure the Little Potemkin Village on the Prairie has it's fair share...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

277 He could be putting names in a hat and then picks one at random, like a raffle, or a lottery. Perhaps this is some sort of religious ritual from a long-forgotten sect? Perhaps his jurors, should he live so long to have a trial, understand the holy compulsion, if there is one, that compelled his activities.

/s /s /s

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (Pqytn)

278 263
Oh no the video shows the guy who left the packages was wearing Groucho glasses and a fake nose - now the FBI will never be able to figure out who it was.



Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (UR3h
I heard he used his real name though, and they couldn't find him in a Google search so they quit looking.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (37IEG)

279 Guarantee you this guy isn't a Trump supporter.

Posted by: torabora at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (K0z2U)

280 Dunno. This feels like a copycat. The first bombings were more careful,
avoided surveillance, didn't actually come through a delivery system.
That takes some discipline. What would suddenly cause the bomber to
break discipline?

Posted by: joncelli,
.............
agree.. the jump from being super careful not to be spotted to brazenly sending FedEx packages is way to high..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (so+oy)

281 Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (8rNrN)


Yes, there is a detachment here. Which makes me thing someone younger...like a teenage boy.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (LZJOv)

282 I'm going to go with illegal black muslim immigrant/refugee.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (pw+jk)

283 The cold meds thing?...
I'm a regular buyer. Crazy.


Pseudoephedrine is THE meth precursor so it's a throttling move. Kind of silly given that who's bound to be the most capable and motivated to go to lots of different drug stores with lots of fake ids and fill out lots of paperwork? Tweakers.

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (FhXTo)

284 Chuck Schumer to propose a law requiring transparent packages in 3, 2, 1 ....

Posted by: McCool at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM

Except then they'd see all of Chucks sex toys. Charlie Schumer's Dildo?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (7qnb5)

285 1. Eco-fiend
2. Muslim
3. AntiFa goon
4. Disgruntled or fired FedEx employee
5. Black Liar Marxist / Farrakhan type
6. Illegal alien "Immigrant Rights" activist
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (ujg0T)
---

We really ought to add Rabid Bernie Sanders supporter shouldn't we.

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

286 >>>But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?


Pretty sure it is. Just requires work and space and time.

Without wanting to worry any LEOs, you can make explosives from fertilizer and other easily-obtained chemicals.

Not sure that fertilizer-derived explosives would have a huge amount of power per gram. Then again, no one has described these bombs as particularly powerful.

In fact, it's kind of weird that cops haven't given us any information on what kind of explosive is being used.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (8rNrN)

287 But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?

Didn't the Tsarnaev bros use fireworks?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (so+oy)

If you know chemistry I suppose. But you can get gunpowder in 5 pound bottles over the counter without id from the local Bass Pro shop.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (+087i)

288
211 Two Quatloos on the bomber being a leftist. Ooh Ooh, what do I win.

Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (UR3h

One hundredth share interest in Chekhov. Uhura? Gotta bet more.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (e1mEI)

289 If you like the wasp spray high, you'll surely die for the sarin high.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (5NMZN)

290
Ummmmmm........

..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

291 Yes, there is a detachment here. Which makes me thing someone younger...like a teenage boy.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (LZJOv)

video game thrill

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (hMwEB)

292
You can't rule out the teenager watching u tube vids on how to make this stuff and just deciding it is cool.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

293 Minneapolis cop charged with 3rd degree murder, 2nd degree manslaughter in shooting of Australian woman.

https://tinyurl.com/ycx283dh

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (O5Q3r)

294 We must ban AR semi auto bombs,,,for the children.

Posted by: SJW at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (K0z2U)

295 Didn't see it anywhere here even earlier but Power Line has artical Muhammad Noor has been charged with Justine Damond's murder in Minneapolis

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (aC6Sd)

296 Kids freebasing wasp spray now or something?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (+087i)

Worse. Mainlining it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 03:47 PM (8gDQu)

Serious?
Posted by: m

As bath salts.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (5t9V6)

297 And surely someone who felt bullied or judged. *eyeroll*
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (LZJOv)



But those people go "(back) to school" to kill.

The Kolumbine Kids didn't make their propane bombs for FedEx shipping. Nor did Elliot Rodger go make bombs for Fed Ex.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (ujg0T)

298 267 Does anyone here know - generally - how they can make a bomb and not have the makings for said bombs tracked?

I don't want to google it because I will probably get a visit from homeland security the next day..

But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?

Didn't the Tsarnaev bros use fireworks?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM



Ask any student in the Brattleboro High School Chemistry class.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (0tfLf)

299 >>>>>I'm going to go with illegal black muslim immigrant/refugee.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM
.
.
.We are going with......40 yo white male Army Veteran with PTSD.

Same as we claimed with the DC Sniper which cause the local Cops to stop him twice but let him go because he didn't fit our Profile.

Posted by: The FBI at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (+Dllb)

300 But the 1:05pm update from this Texas paper (which I assume is 2:05 east coast) says Fedex has confirmed a second package sent by the same person who sent the bomb.

++++

Having a package that didn't blow up should give them extra forensic evidence. Hairs, fibers, prints, DNA, etc. Or at least a better shot at recovering that stuff, depending on how careful the bomber was.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (pvjTE)

301

We need Universal Package Check now.




"You can't professionalize unless you federalize"

Posted by: Tom Daschle at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (ROV4u)

302 But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?
______________________

Sure, fertilizer works pretty good.

Posted by: Zombie Tim McVeigh at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (fqUgw)

303
Dunno. This feels like a copycat. The first bombings were more careful, avoided surveillance, didn't actually come through a delivery system. That takes some discipline. What would suddenly cause the bomber to break discipline?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 20, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)


It makes the cops job much harder.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (lKyWE)

304 290
Ummmmmm........

..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
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Watching Nancy Pelosi undress?

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

305 Oh no the video shows the guy who left the packages was wearing Groucho glasses and a fake nose - now the FBI will never be able to figure out who it was.

Posted by: An Observation at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM (UR3h
...........

Damn. Truly a master of disguise he is. We need 500 more agents ASAP!

Posted by: Austin FBI Special Agent at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

306 I'm sure one day we will learn the bomber's motive. I hope it doesn't take as long as finding the motive(s) of the Mandalay Bay shooter.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (Pqytn)

307 Common Flomax side effects include abnormal ejaculation, a runny nose, and dizziness

ok
Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 03:50 PM

What's abnormal about it? Like Peter North or grape jelly come out? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (7qnb5)

308 Yes, there is a detachment here. Which makes me thing someone younger...like a teenage boy.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:52 PM (LZJOv)

Or a coward like a SJW

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (+087i)

309 Ok. Tin foil hat on.


What are the odds this guy has already been interviewed on TV?



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (ymnmz)

310 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADX_Florence

Trump should email the address to Brennan just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (FhXTo)

311 As for the FedEx store there are cameras, everyone has cameras these days.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (aC6Sd)

312 Why is zuckerberg in hiding?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (+Dllb)

313 >>>Dunno. This feels like a copycat. The first bombings were more careful,
avoided surveillance, didn't actually come through a delivery system.
That takes some discipline. What would suddenly cause the bomber to
break discipline?

Spooked. People are now very much looking for dudes carrying boxes around. Plus there are a lot of police on the streets patrolling with "high visibility" to dissuade this guy.

You gotta figure a bomber is already a cowardly kind of guy in the first place. Now add in a lot of eyes looking for him, and he stops feeling so cocky walking around with a bomb under his arm.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (8rNrN)

314 286

In fact, it's kind of weird that cops haven't given us any information on what kind of explosive is being used.





Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM (8rNrN)

Could be very simple household materials. Almost like a homemade clock........... hmmmmmmm

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (jxbfJ)

315 The Trump pr0n shit is at an 11...Playboy lawsuit, Apprentice lawsuit, Stormy lawsuit. The left never fucking stops.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (6lyGf)

316 249
Tide pods - the devil's seed.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (Dp6qK)


It's a gateway drug.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (xjiRE)

317 I'm sure one day we will learn the bomber's motive. I hope it doesn't take as long as finding the motive(s) of the Mandalay Bay shooter.

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What was that?

/s

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

318 >>>>>Minneapolis cop charged with 3rd degree murder, 2nd degree manslaughter in shooting of Australian woman.

https://tinyurl.com/ycx283dh



Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM
.
.
.About time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (+Dllb)

319 "All I know is that this violence clearly is the result of the Trump administration's corrosive influence on modern culture!"
--Brian Stelter, Joy Reid, Jay Acosta, et al

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (39g3+)

320 I'm still looking at the bicyclists.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 03:46 PM (QQ+il)

They are Kamikazes.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (/LX46)

321 But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?
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Baking soda and vinegar.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (VJW3B)

322 Fox says this Sunset Valley Fedex store is only two miles from where the guy rigged the tripwire bomb on the hiking trail.

Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (8rNrN)

323 I go to read the Minneapolis Somali Cop story and the only picture is the chick that got shot. How the fuck does Newspapering Work?

Posted by: Gumby at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (2LelM)

324
I may be missing info given out, but this pkg had nails and such and the other ones didn't?

But the cops seem sure its the same person.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

325 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM

Anytime after age 50.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (7qnb5)

326 So the public injection stations in San Fransicko are going to be ooooookay with wasp spray? Do they have the required cancer warnings posted?

Posted by: torabora at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (K0z2U)

327 I wonder if the feds will demand all the cell phone data from the area at the time the package was dropped off? It may add another piece of evidence or point another vector against the turd(s) who choose to bomb strangers.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (JNTt1)

328 But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?

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An old blender and tin foil.... or so Im told.


Smokless powder is not explosive. It burns too slow.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

329 297 And surely someone who felt bullied or judged. *eyeroll*
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:51 PM (LZJOv)


But those people go "(back) to school" to kill.

The Kolumbine Kids didn't make their propane bombs for FedEx shipping. Nor did Elliot Rodger go make bombs for Fed Ex.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (ujg0T)


I was committing on the list of guesses so far, and the kid thing didn't enter into it. We were talking Muslims and Farrakan and stuff like that. Not school related. Muslims and blacks and well, everyone, throws out the bullied defense nowadays. Even adults. And especially Muslims.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (LZJOv)

330 Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.

--------------------------

Probably renting bicycles. Need to ban those.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (5NMZN)

331 In fact, it's kind of weird that cops haven't given us any information on what kind of explosive is being used.

Posted by: ace


They could be holding the bomb's composition back as a way to weed out crank callers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (5t9V6)

332 Sultan Knish some time ago had a artical that copycats happen every time some crime is in the major news, always a possibility.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (aC6Sd)

333 "
290

Ummmmmm........



..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

------



Watching Nancy Pelosi undress?

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)"
===============
That just made my penis shoot out of my butthole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (pw+jk)

334 Then again, Texas has the death penalty, which seems apropos. As Ron White says, Kill somebody in Texas, and Texas will kill you back.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM

Austin jury unfortunately so probably not. Life probably.

Posted by: Lester at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (LfJIn)

335 Fox says this Sunset Valley Fedex store is only two miles from where the guy rigged the tripwire bomb on the hiking trail.

Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.



Posted by: ace
=======
no driver's license yet. Can't drive without his dad in the car with him.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (RHZXc)

336 Austin strikes me as a place where beta tests for the scorched earth Commie tactics would begin.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (/LX46)

337 251---No way a white guy is going to be putting packages on the doorstep in a black neighborhood. Gotta be black or Mexican.
Posted by: Gumby at March 20, 2018 03:49 PM (2LelM)
------------------------
He might if he's dressed as a delivery guy.

But even then, it's going to look suspicious if he drives up in an old Toyota.

So yeah, black guy.....maybe.

(I dunno about the Mexican. Places I know with both demos are very, very segregated. But Austin may be different.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (0jtPF)

338 Are there really that many cameras around? We arent Britain...yet.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (6lyGf)

339 ..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

It shoots out of your nose.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (IcT7t)

340 i know someone's talking about bicyclists but this guy really does seem to have the sort of restricted radius of operation that would suggest he's getting around by bike.

How's this for a scenario? Poses as a bicycle pizza delivery boy. Has one of those insulating boxes for pizzas on the back of his bike. Bikes around with his bomb in the pizza insulation box.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (8rNrN)

341 Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.



Posted by: ace

Eco friendly terrorist?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (7qnb5)

342 289 If you like the wasp spray high, you'll surely die for the sarin high.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 20, 2018 03:53 PM



I learned the hard way not to use that stuff when it is windy. Got a snootful going after a beehive. Damn! Was reaching for the Nerve Agent Injector when I realized I'd already retired. Dizzy, nauseous, runny nose. That shit is vile!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (0tfLf)

343 Lately, every time I read a LE spokesperson's statement, I hear it in Chief Wiggum's voice.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (Pqytn)

344 334 Then again, Texas has the death penalty, which seems apropos. As Ron White says, Kill somebody in Texas, and Texas will kill you back.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM

Austin jury unfortunately so probably not. Life probably.
Posted by: Lester at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (LfJIn)

He'll get a municipal code violation ticket for excessive noise and sent on his way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (NWiLs)

345 Didn't realize Tide made wasp spray. Weird.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 03:48 PM

Apparently they are cooking it somehow and shooting it up. Yea, that's going to end well. Scary shit.
========

Well, it's obvious now, we need to set up special locations where they can cook up and inject the shit safely, with clean needles. All taxpayer funded, of course.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (vg8iE)

346 Why is zuckerberg in hiding?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (+Dllb)
..........

Woke up with a huge zit on his chin?

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (HgMAr)

347 I can by 45 cal bullets in Pa, cash no id, but can't get blackpowder without it so far.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (aC6Sd)

348 Austin strikes me as a place where beta tests for the scorched earth Commie tactics would begin.

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Austin just passed a law compelling all employers to give a personal day to all employees every two weeks. Or something commie like that. Its pretty onerous.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (sX1BW)

349 97
83 Place your bets:



1. Eco-fiend



2. Muslim



3. AntiFa goon



Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (ujg0T)



I'll take Door #3, with a further motivation of attempting to
resurrect The Weathermen Underground's MO with the goal of "Turn Texas
Blue".

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 20, 2018 03:28 PM (uiwCw)

------

I'll go with door #3.

=================


Looks like #3 is the heavy favorite so far.


Problem betting on #3 is the parimutuel payoff is so dang low.

So the payoff money has to be a Barky import.


AntiFa is about 2 to 5

Barky Muzzie is still going off at 7 to 1.


And those were the early morning odds. Watch the tote board, they change constantly. Watch the trend just before the race goes off to get an idea of the smart money is doing. They usually know more than us mere mortals in the stands. Even if we have a Daily Racing Form.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (UsCnO)

350 Austin strikes me as a place where beta tests for the scorched earth Commie tactics would begin.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (/LX46)

It's still Texas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (4lzWT)

351 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

Glitter. Its part of the "its not how big it is, its how he uses it" approach.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)

352 Trump pr0n shit is at an 11...Playboy lawsuit, Apprentice lawsuit, Stormy lawsuit. The left never fucking stops.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (6lyGf)

Neither do faggits like Erick Erikson and other back stabbing NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (/LX46)

353 395 Fox news has it
3rd degree murder charges

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (hMwEB)

354 351 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

Glitter. Its part of the "its not how big it is, its how he uses it" approach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)

And makes a party horn sound at the same time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

355 How's this for a scenario? Poses as a bicycle pizza delivery boy. Has one of those insulating boxes for pizzas on the back of his bike. Bikes around with his bomb in the pizza insulation box.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (8rNrN)

Not bad, but even in Austin this is Texas. Not a lot of people bike at all for transport. I was just looking at the bike lane yesterday in downtown Houston and thought to myself I've never seen a soul on it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (+087i)

356 We need to close the Bomb Show Loophole and outlaw the NBA.

Posted by: Eric at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (LiN1N)

357 Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.



Posted by: ace

----------

Well he's not using Uber, not in Austin.

* I think this has been overturned. But Commie status remains.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (sX1BW)

358 But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?
=========
Baking soda and vinegar.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at March 20, 2018 03:56 PM (VJW3B)
.............

Mentos and Coke.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

359 Apparently they are cooking it somehow and shooting it up. Yea, that's going to end well.

We need Ice T's take on this and how its used on the streets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)

360 Why is zuckerberg in hiding?
---

Avoiding process servers?

Posted by: Seven Goats for Achmed at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (roQNm)

361 > "83
Place your bets:

1. Eco-fiend

2. Muslim

3. AntiFa goon

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

>> "I'll
take Door #3, with a further motivation of attempting to resurrect The
Weathermen Underground's MO with the goal of "Turn Texas Blue".


Posted by: Bert G

Not following the deductive, logical reasoning as to how the indiscriminate bombing of innocents would somehow "Turn Texas Blue".

But then, you did choose Antifa, so we can rule out that any sort of logical thought process is involved.






Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (Wv9jW)

362 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/03/noor-charged.php

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (aC6Sd)

363 301
We need Universal Package Check now.



"You can't professionalize unless you federalize"

Posted by: Tom Daschle at March 20, 2018 03:55 PM (ROV4u)


Reporting for duty!

Posted by: Al Gropen at March 20, 2018 04:00 PM (Dp6qK)

364 I may be missing info given out, but this pkg had nails and such and the other ones didn't?

But the cops seem sure its the same person.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
...........
The one by the hiking trail had nails.. the one guy went to the hospital for nails in his leg.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (so+oy)

365 322 Fox says this Sunset Valley Fedex store is only two miles from where the guy rigged the tripwire bomb on the hiking trail.

Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.
_________________

Another minimum wage black guy, like the black Florida serial killer shooter who was flipping burgers at McD's during the day, and killing random folks from the 'hood in his off hours, just for the fun of it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (fqUgw)

366 206 I suppose now when I go to the hardware store I'll only be able to buy one can of wasp killer and have to show an ID? A couple weeks back I had to get some cold meds for the wife and kids. Oh no, sorry sir you can only buy one cold med per time. Me, Can I just come back in 5 min? Them: No, sorry. So of course I had to drive to go to another place for the second item.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 03:44 PM (
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You do realize you are going to be on the list after they gather the lists up at the end of the month and compare them?

Or at least you would be, if the State of MN actually had any competence and gave a shit.

Remember this is the same state that shitcanned a working vehicle registration system for something modern and web based that doesn't even work. And now we have to pay another $43 million to not fix it over the next six months.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (4dz1m)

367 What's so bizarre about this whole thing is that so many people have cameras installed at their homes and devices where they're able to access video from their phones.
You would think this idiot wouldn't have attempted to leave packages this way. Then he sends a package from UPS where there are cameras everywhere.
Only a matter of time.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (PvFoN)

368 well, now mean gop are all about that bombing to jail pathway

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (DQC26)

369 >>>>>I can by 45 cal bullets in Pa, cash no id, but can't get blackpowder without it so far.



Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM
.
.
.Here in Texas you can get Tannerrite without any restrictions. And that is some explody stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (+Dllb)

370 346
Why is zuckerberg in hiding?


Because he reads the front page of Drudge and saw his name in red?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO)

371 Austin strikes me as a place where beta tests for the scorched earth Commie tactics would begin.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (/LX46)

It's still Texas.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (4lzWT)

Austin is out there. I've been there several times. It's about as far left radical/revolutionary as you can get.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (/LX46)

372 I wonder if the feds will demand all the cell phone data from the area at the time the package was dropped off? It may add another piece of evidence or point another vector against the turd(s) who choose to bomb strangers.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (JNTt1)


I thought about that. The whole cell tower triangulation thing. Or Ability to track modern cars. It's amazing that they track everything and everybody, but stuff still happens. Why I don't want all this stuff. Rather have my freedoms. Some of it okay, but not to the level we are approaching.

And they have the ability to turn on your phones. But of course, they'd have to have more to do that...or maybe not.
Who knows.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (LZJOv)

373 They could be holding the bomb's composition back as a way to weed out crank callers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:57 PM (5t9V6)
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Didn't the police chief say something like "why don't you stop by and we'll chat" in an appeal to the bomber? That struck me as so odd that there must be a specific reason for it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (oMtOd)

374 >>WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???


Split Stream

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (Nbpoo)

375 If Trump would speak up, those packages would've automatically deactivated!




Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (37IEG)

376 Here in Texas you can get Tannerrite without any restrictions. And that is some explody stuff.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (+Dllb)

Seems like detonation of that would be a problem without a high speed impact from a bullet though

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (+087i)

377 Our plan to combat these package bombs is to open each and every package mailed in America.

Judge Rudy Contreras told me it was okay.

We discussed it at a dinner party.

Posted by: The FBI at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ATVNj)

378 I'm betting that this guy thinks he was wronged by Austin, somehow. Either he was rejected from the University or fined for something. Probably happened about a year ago. But something specific about Austin. After all, he could have mailed those bombs to anywhere.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (8gDQu)

379 Why is zuckerberg in hiding?
======

Shooting up Raid?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (vg8iE)

380
Or send some homeless dude to take care of the drop off. Tell him there will be $20 in it for a successful drop off.

Also, if this is in any way thought thru and planned, the bomber will know who has cameras and were they are. Requires some effort, but so does making bombs.

Or s/he's a complete dumbass and will blow themselves momentarily.

Side note: I try to note cameras as a matter of habit. Once noted, I then try to play keep away from said camera.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (1hM1d)

381 Blows up when "jostled". Nails. The bomber read a book or followed a recipe online.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (Pqytn)

382 May I go OT? After reading JJ's links yesterday, I ordered the book I'm From the Gov't and I'm Here to Kill You. It is an
eye opener for me. Great day in the morning, who can you trust? Not the government's employees.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (kzmOH)

383 I got a dollar that says this bomber was on the FIB radar.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (pw+jk)

384 Astros fans don't need to bomb jack shit. we are sitting pretty.

fans of Houston *football* on the other hand . . .

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (yoe9p)

385 Austin just passed a law compelling all employers to give a personal day to all employees every two weeks. Or something commie like that. Its pretty onerous.
Posted by: SH


That's 208 hours of vacation a year. It took me twenty years with the same company to get that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (5t9V6)

386

More: Commenters are pointing out there are ways to drop off
packages at a drop-box without having to go into the Fedex store. So
maybe no video of the guy. But still, even assuming he did this, you'd
have a range of times at which he could have dropped off the package, and traffic cameras can still pick up some likely vehicles.

Though then you have a lot less, and lot more traffic camera footage to go through, and a lot of cars you'd just guess might be that of the bomber.




I heard these things called "computers" can help speed up the process a little bit.



Or so I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (UsCnO)

387 >383
I got a dollar that says this bomber was on the FIB radar.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (pw+jk)<

In WI, FIB means F-ing Illinois Bastard.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (sjdRT)

388 374 >>WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???
_____________________________________

You mean for someone who doesn't have three penises?

Posted by: DJT at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (ATVNj)

389 Stormy Daniels polygraph test backs her story!
...from the Wall Street Journal.


She fakes orgasms professionally. How hard would it be to beat a polygraph?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (A2YbE)

390 384 Astros fans don't need to bomb jack shit. we are sitting pretty.

fans of Houston *football* on the other hand . . .
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (yoe9p)

Jesus. It is Major Applewhite. It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (+087i)

391 >>>>Here in Texas you can get Tannerrite without any restrictions. And that is some explody stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (+Dllb)



Seems like detonation of that would be a problem without a high speed impact from a bullet though



Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM
.
.
.A simple blasting cap will detonate that stuff. And those are a dime a dozen anywhere around here.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (+Dllb)

392 My totally uneducated guess is a teenage white boy.

I expect to be wrong.

Maybe it is the one eyed flying purple people eater. Haven't heard from him in awhile.

Or it is Pokemon related.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (LZJOv)

393 Didn't the police chief say something like "why
don't you stop by and we'll chat" in an appeal to the bomber? That
struck me as so odd that there must be a specific reason for it.





Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (oMtOd)

==========================
A response to a manifesto?

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (Pqytn)

394 >>>We need Ice T's take on this and how its used on the streets.

It's a new drug called Lite Bright. High school kids induce seizures in themselves with a high-power strobe light. One girl Lite Brighted herself at a party and was raped by six guys during her seizure. She was only 15 years old!

Posted by: Ice T who knows the streets at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (8rNrN)

395 The bomber is probably a member of a group that wants to make America great again, like who blew up and killed the entire government on the show "Designated Survivor".

Posted by: TV Watching Bewb at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (eD+MI)

396 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (UsCnO)

I'd like to put $20 on Antifa + Man-Bun.

What are the odds?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (wYseH)

397 Obviously, no finger prints of other clues gathers from the 1st 3 bombs at all.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (/LX46)

398 Why is zuckerberg in hiding?
..............

His FB Friend called him a wimp and said he was gonna steal his lunch money.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

399 if the perp is the same in all scenarios...

i am mostly interested in the tripwire site.
this would have taken time to set up.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (N0sw0)

400 389 Stormy Daniels polygraph test backs her story!
...from the Wall Street Journal.

She fakes orgasms professionally. How hard would it be to beat a polygraph?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (A2YbE)

Here is the thing. I think Daniels is telling the truth. I. DONT. CARE.
We said morality mattered, and the democrats said it didn't. They won. How does that feel now, bitches?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:06 PM (+087i)

401 358 But, is it possible to make a bomb without having to order gunpowder or other explosives?


Taco Bell and Miller High Life.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Kids at March 20, 2018 04:06 PM (extUd)

402 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/03/noor-charged.php

Thank God. Maybe Justice will be done for Justine Damond .

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (4dz1m)

403 I destroyed a few toilets in my days.

Posted by: Explosive Diarrhrea at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (pw+jk)

404 I hope this guy had the decency to put "Handle With Care" labels on these packages.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

405 Austin just passed a law compelling all employers to give a personal day to all employees every two weeks. Or something commie like that. Its pretty onerous.
Posted by: SH



Wtf?!
There has to be more to this. And why would companies comply and not file a lawsuit? I need more info...

Which brings me to Matt Damon moving to Australia. Everything I read here was wrong.

He is moving for 3 months for a movie.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (LZJOv)

406 Nobody cares about Trump smashing hot women but the enemy.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (/LX46)

407 But even then, it's going to look suspicious if he drives up in an old Toyota.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (0jtPF)



Not so. Amazon is contracting out to whoever is contracting out to individual schlubs who show up odd hours to deliver your packages, at least in my area.

In their personal vehicles and with no regular schedule that I can discern. It's kind of a novel vector for enterprising burglars.

Posted by: Al Gropen at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (Dp6qK)

408 Here in Texas you can get Tannerrite without any restrictions. And that is some explody stuff.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman



I need to get about 10 lbs of that.
I need to open a wall on a pond that we can't get heavy equipment to.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (5t9V6)

409 239
This type of serial murder seems very removed from the act of killing.
It's murder by remote control where he doesn't have to watch or touch
the dying.
==================


This is a consistent theme with the last thread about the kids with no morality.

I'm detecting a pattern here, and it doesn't look good.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (UsCnO)

410 >>. My totally uneducated guess is a teenage white boy.

I expect to be wrong.

...

I don't see "teenager." Serial killers are routinely profiled as white, male, 20s-30s, single. The "single" part is partly because it's believed they're loners and losers, but also because serial killers need a lot of time ALONE with no one asking "Where were you last night?"

A teenager is going to have at least one parent and will not have the free time to assemble bombs or go out at night to drop off packages.

Even if he's faking a job to explain his time away, where is he storing his bomb supplies without a parent taking notice?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (8rNrN)

411 400 389 Stormy Daniels polygraph test backs her story!
_______________________________________

She has TBI from being hit in the head with boners for 15 years.

Posted by: DJT at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (ATVNj)

412 404 I hope this guy had the decency to put "Handle With Care" labels on these packages.
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

"Fra-gee-lay"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

413 That struck me as so odd that there must be a specific reason for it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (oMtOd)

Please don't reject the very real possibility that the police chief is an idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (wYseH)

414
Could be a guy trying to kill people stealing packages of of doorsteps

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (lKyWE)

415 I hope this guy had the decency to put "Handle With Care" labels on these packages.
==========

Or "Handled by CAIR"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (vg8iE)

416 Before the Tide Pod generation we had the spray paint generation, for awhile you had to show id to get spray paint.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (aC6Sd)

417 Here is the thing. I think Daniels is telling the truth. I. DONT. CARE.
We said morality mattered, and the democrats said it didn't. They won. How does that feel now, bitches?

---

what are we supposed to actually care about here?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (DQC26)

418 every fall the trees are filled with underwear, every spring the toilets explode . . .

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (RHZXc)

419 I'm betting that this guy thinks he was wronged by Austin, somehow. Either he was rejected from the University or fined for something. Probably happened about a year ago. But something specific about Austin. After all, he could have mailed those bombs to anywhere.

---------

I'm predicting an Austin hippie who is tired of these technology companies coming to town and he is using FedEx to protest Amazon 2 HQ.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (sX1BW)

420 ou do realize you are going to be on the list after they gather the lists up at the end of the month and compare them?

Or at least you would be, if the State of MN actually had any competence and gave a shit.

Remember this is the same state that shitcanned a working vehicle registration system for something modern and web based that doesn't even work. And now we have to pay another $43 million to not fix it over the next six months.
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM

I know 93 million just to break it the first time! It would be like having a new roof put on and it leaks like a sieve on the first rain and he says I'll need another 10K to really fix it this time! I've been trying to get a title transferred for months! Well, when the cold medicine cops come for me you'll know why!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (7qnb5)

421 An anonymous source have told us that the bomber is a Trump fan and stayed in one of his hotels 35 years ago.

Posted by: WAPO at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (pw+jk)

422 Not so. Amazon is contracting out to whoever is contracting out to individual schlubs who show up odd hours to deliver your packages, at least in my area.

In their personal vehicles and with no regular schedule that I can discern. It's kind of a novel vector for enterprising burglars.
Posted by: Al Gropen


Similar to Door Dash, GrubHub, delivery drivers for Kroger.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (5t9V6)

423 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/03/noor-charged.php

Thank God. Maybe Justice will be done for Justine Damond .
Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (4dz1m)


Thank God. Not just for her, but for us, in the greater scheme of things.

And the courts In NY better not side with those hijab wearing chicks about their mugshots. Gotta watch that one too.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (LZJOv)

424 383 I got a dollar that says this bomber was on the FIB radar.
__________________

He had probably posted something on FB or YouTube a few weeks ago, saying how his main ambition in life was to be a package bomber, and he was busy working in his mom's garage to see which combination of explosives work best. Signed it with his real name and mom's address. Viewers saw it and reported it to the FBI, but the FBI said there was not enough information to act on, and check your privilege, you raaaaaacists!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (fqUgw)

425 Washington Post reports "An anonymous source have told us that the bomber is a Trump fan and stayed in one of his hotels 35 years ago."

Posted by: This is CNN at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (pw+jk)

426 400
389 Stormy Daniels polygraph test backs her story!

...from the Wall Street Journal.



She fakes orgasms professionally. How hard would it be to beat a polygraph?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (A2YbE)



Here is the thing. I think Daniels is telling the truth. I. DONT. CARE.

We said morality mattered, and the democrats said it didn't. They won. How does that feel now, bitches?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:06 PM (+087i)

Remember the Dem's motto - MOVEON!

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (37IEG)

427 OT, but cool: Air Force to begin testing F-15 mounted lasers for in-flight testing against moving drones and missiles. Coming to a Lockheed Martin (maker of the F-35) test site this summer. All that money North Korea, Iran, Russia and China have been spending on ballistic missiles might be down the shitter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (rBnYq)

428 341 Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.



Posted by: ace

Austin has a lot of bikes. In Dallas we've been inundated with LimeBikes and other $1 an hour brands. they're laying around everywhere like garbage.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (nFwvY)

429 Officer who fatally shot Justine Damond charged with murder, turns himself in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (5y11N)

430 He had probably posted something on FB or YouTube a few weeks ago, saying how his main ambition in life was to be a package bomber, and he was busy working in his mom's garage to see which combination of explosives work best. Signed it with his real name and mom's address. Viewers saw it and reported it to the FBI, but the FBI said there was not enough information to act on, and check your privilege, you raaaaaacists!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (fqUgw)

There was another guy with the same last name, so there was no way to positively identify him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

431 wa state also passed a law forcing employers to give hourly employees paid days off. And $15/hr min wage.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (6lyGf)

432 >>Starting to wonder if this guy even has a car.

Non-tenured UT prof then.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (r9UYA)

433 Austin just passed a law compelling all employers to give a personal day to all employees every two weeks. Or something commie like that. Its pretty onerous.
Posted by: SH


That's 208 hours of vacation a year. It took me twenty years with the same company to get that.

---------

Its actually 64 hours of paid six leave must be accrued each year.

I'm predicting the next time the Texas legislature meets, it gets knocked out.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

434 You talked about us to the WSJ?

The lawsuit just went up another million to $21 million, sweetheart.

Posted by: DJT at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (ATVNj)

435 I need to open a wall on a pond that we can't get heavy equipment to.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (5t9V6)

If you don't video that and send it to me to post just tear up your man-card right now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (wYseH)

436 Both the Washington Post and CNN are reporting "The bomber is a Trump fan and stayed in one of his hotels 35 years ago."

Posted by: MSNBC at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (pw+jk)

437 I need a weasely teenager with a triangular head to tell me what to think about this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thhg at March 20, 2018 04:10 PM (Uv2+Q)

438 The former/disgruntled FedEx theory has some useful things going for it. People tend not to give delivery folks a second thought as they go about their business; some guy in FedEx livery left a package? Big deal. The trail bomb could have been done at night unseen without much issue regardless. The new incident(s)...well.

Mind you I'm still worried we're dealing with multiple individuals. A cell, if you will...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM (AM1GF)

439 >>>>>But even then, it's going to look suspicious if he drives up in an old Toyota.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2018 03:58 PM (0jtPF)




Not so. Amazon is contracting out to whoever is
contracting out to individual schlubs who show up odd hours to deliver
your packages, at least in my area.

In their personal vehicles
and with no regular schedule that I can discern. It's kind of a novel
vector for enterprising burglars.



Posted by: Al Gropen at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM
.
.
.You ain't kidding. The last amazon package I got was delivered by some long haired weird looking dude driving a beat to $hit Toyota on a Sunday afternoon.

I freaked out when I saw him coming up our drive and I went out to confront him. He had ID saying he was their package delivery guy and handed me my package.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM (+Dllb)

440 how come a hawaian judge hasn't put a stop to this yet?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM (DQC26)

441
Don't you see??? If only all you horrible, horrible people had voted for me, none of this would be happening....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM (mPeei)

442
Austin is out there. I've been there several times. It's about as far left radical/revolutionary as you can get.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (/LX46)

=====

So, never been to Seattle, eh?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM (UsCnO)

443 51
Paolo, for all his peccadilloes, never sends his package to those who
don't request it. although he has been known to leave behind little
bundles of joy

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 03:23 PM (G4vri)



Paolo, he always come in de box.

Posted by: Paolo at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM (fdTrp)

444 If your going jihadi might as well own it

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 04:12 PM (aC6Sd)

445 Even if he's faking a job to explain his time away, where is he storing his bomb supplies without a parent taking notice?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
______________________

Hey, we have lives too, you know!

People get busy! We were supposed to notice that the kids were making bombs in our garage?

Posted by: Clueless parents of Columbine killers at March 20, 2018 04:12 PM (fqUgw)

446 Late to this- but you can really just drop good-sized packages into drop-boxes, anonymously, with Fed-Ex? Wow. The USPS stopped that shit like 20 years ago- anything over a pound or two has to be presented in person, just for this reason.

I dunno- I find this hard to believe... letters, and legal-sized envelopes, sure, but fucking packages????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 20, 2018 04:12 PM (jjaLl)

447
Someday.

I'll be.....

living in a Big ole City.


And all you're ever gonna be is mean.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at March 20, 2018 04:12 PM (8XRCm)

448
400 389 Stormy Daniels polygraph test backs her story!
...from the Wall Street Journal.

She fakes orgasms professionally. How hard would it be to beat a polygraph?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (A2YbE)

Here is the thing. I think Daniels is telling the truth. I. DONT. CARE.
We said morality mattered, and the democrats said it didn't. They won. How does that feel now, bitches?
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:06 PM (+087i)

-------------------

It was consensual. It was between two adults. It was over ten years ago.

Why should I care?

I voted for Trump to run the country, not be my Minister and Pastor. He is an SOB, but he is my SOB.

If I wanted that, I would have voted for a self righteous prick wanting to run my life, like Hillary Clinton or the Saint Barack Obama

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 04:12 PM (4dz1m)

449 what are we supposed to actually care about here?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (DQC26)

There are numerous article by never Trumpers and the left directed towards Christian Trump voters to tell us that we lost our moral bearing by voting for a serial adulterer when we complained about that with Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2018 04:12 PM (tpDAe)

450 Did somebody mention destroying toilets?

Posted by: Captain Splatter at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)

451 >>>>Here in Texas you can get Tannerrite without any restrictions. And that is some explody stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman







I need to get about 10 lbs of that.

I need to open a wall on a pond that we can't get heavy equipment to.



Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM
.
.
.Let me know when you are going to do it. I will come down and watch....from a distance.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (+Dllb)

452 >>>he former/disgruntled FedEx theory has some useful things going for it. People tend not to give delivery folks a second thought as they go about their business; some guy in FedEx livery left a package?

if he was a disgruntled FedEx guy, why would four of the bombs not implicate/embarrass FedEx at all?

Even the bomb that blew up at the FedEx facility wasn't supposed to blow up there. It blew up on a conveyor belt, nearly harmlessly. (One worker had ringing ears.)

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (8rNrN)

453 what are we supposed to actually care about here?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (DQC26)

MAGA and America First policies. Nationalism. Building a wall and deporting illegals.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (/LX46)

454 445 Even if he's faking a job to explain his time away, where is he storing his bomb supplies without a parent taking notice?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
______________________

well, trump's rude and brazen comments about meuller probably led the bomber's parents to have a severe emotional break resulting in the parents actually helping the kid peruse isis videos for bomb making

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (DQC26)

455 What if its actually a Fed ex delivery guy?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (ymnmz)

456 I need to open a wall on a pond that we can't get heavy equipment to.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (5t9V6)

If you don't video that and send it to me to post just tear up your man-card right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



I promise I will.
Wife rolls her eyes when I say that, but then says digging it out by hand will be to hard of work. Well, duh!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (5t9V6)

457 Amazon is contracting out to whoever is contracting out to individual schlubs who show up odd hours to deliver your packages, at least in my area.




Yes. And I don't really like it. Something un-nerving about it.

I don't like ordering from Amazon anyway, for obvious reasons, and I can find what I want usually cheaper on e-bay and without tax or shipping fees. I'd rather support those sellers than Bezos. Especially now that he has entered the collusion of tech silencing conservatives.

Will buy eKindle books only, and mostly because it is conservative stuff. But I may move to Apple instead. We will see.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (LZJOv)

458 There are numerous article by never Trumpers and the left directed towards Christian Trump voters to tell us that we lost our moral bearing by voting for a serial adulterer when we complained about that with Clinton.

-------------

I would take this criticism more strongly if the so-called moral GOP would actually stop funding PP.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (sX1BW)

459 Why can't we have sensible package control? For the children!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (oM1ju)

460 Quick Draw McNoor was a diversity hire. Just had to get some Somali cops, regardless of ability! Feel better now (former) Mayor Betsy and (former) police chief Janine?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7qnb5)

461 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation?


Hang fire.

Slam fire.

Chain reaction.

Stuck throttle.

Runaway train.

Lasting more than 4 hours.



OK, I'm spent.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (Dp6qK)

462 456
I need to open a wall on a pond that we can't get heavy equipment to.



Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (5t9V6)



If you don't video that and send it to me to post just tear up your man-card right now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo







I promise I will.

Wife rolls her eyes when I say that, but then says digging it out by hand will be to hard of work. Well, duh!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (5t9V6)
that's what atomic 'devices' are for - ask the Russians. They dug a really nice lake with them.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (37IEG)

463 Ugh bike lanes.

In my burg, they added bike lanes to a main avenue. Now the car lanes are so fucking narrow, youre practically grazing the car next to you. And if I see a bike in that lanes once every 10 days it's a lot.

This is in a small city with a Republican mayor by yhe way. And still the insanity happens.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (6lyGf)

464 She has TBI from being hit in the head with boners for 15 years.
Posted by: DJT at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (ATVNj)

Is her story that Trump fucked her?
Nobody cares

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (czkHE)

465 453 what are we supposed to actually care about here?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (DQC26)

MAGA and America First policies. Nationalism. Building a wall and deporting illegals.

---

sorry, but a hawaain judge said that all those things are bad because trump said doody and that's not who we are because the people who wrote the constitution obviously intended for the nation to be destroyed by uncheched immigration.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:15 PM (DQC26)

466 440 how come a hawaian judge hasn't put a stop to this yet?
_________________

Here, hold my poi . . . . .

Oh wait, Trump is not involved?

Never mind.

Posted by: Hawaii judge at March 20, 2018 04:15 PM (fqUgw)

467 Fedex guy drives around in broad daylight. Drop packages virtually unseen. Explains the narrow circuit of delivery . Could get something into the system surreptitiously.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 20, 2018 04:15 PM (ymnmz)

468 460 Quick Draw McNoor was a diversity hire. Just had to get some Somali cops, regardless of ability! Feel better now (former) Mayor Betsy and (former) police chief Janine?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7qnb5)

Oh, look, women bowing to Muslims again.

Look at that feminist empowerment.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2018 04:15 PM (9TK8E)

469 Jeez, if the Austin Govt website is to be believed, they have 511 cameras all over the city. Most appear to be working, as well.

Posted by: Orson at March 20, 2018 04:15 PM (mTe3b)

470 what are we supposed to actually care about here?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (DQC26)

There are numerous article by never Trumpers and the left directed towards Christian Trump voters to tell us that we lost our moral bearing by voting for a serial adulterer when we complained about that with Clinton.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2018 04:12 PM (tpDAe)

Trump was a saint compared to the rest of the candidates running under the criminal establishment of the Deep State Bush/Clinton/Obama years.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (/LX46)

471 the terlit hobo community requests, no DEMANDS, common sense terlit bomb control.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (yoe9p)

472 406
Nobody cares about Trump smashing hot women but the enemy.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (/LX46)

So far looks like his standard is higher than Bills.

Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (9J46Z)

473 455 What if its actually a Fed ex delivery guy?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (ymnmz)

Brilliant. Or, what I would do is wait until I saw a fed ex truck unattended, steal a package, put a bomb in it, put the package back on another truck. Untraceable.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (+087i)

474 Well, Beth from the story in the last thread, said we shouldn't judge him. Maybe it is a religious thing. *shrug*

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (LZJOv)

475 So far looks like his standard is higher than Bills.
Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (9J46Z)

Low Bar

Way Fuckin Low bar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (5y11N)

476 what are we supposed to actually care about here?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:08 PM (DQC26)
............

Tune in tonight and our guest panel of 12 will tell you. Should only take up the whole hour.

Posted by: Anderson's Pooper at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

477 How dare they use video surveillance to assume xer gender and race! It's microaggressions like that that probably caused him to go postal, NNTAWWT of course. We can't judge him!

Posted by: Apathetic SJW student that fell asleep reading the lottery at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (LiMbk)

478 My packages are left a mile from my house, tied to a post in a plastic bag. Everything, including expensive or easily damaged stuff.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (Itgns)

479 They will be checking with google for cell activity near the drop off site.

Posted by: tmitsss at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (ZYgGF)

480 Please don't reject the very real possibility that the police chief is an idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (wYseH)
----------

Understood. But even with that possibility, it still sounds so odd. I think it was in a joint press conference with the FBI SAC and the ATF SAC. I have to think there was a specific reason for saying "come tell us why you're doing this" and seeming to expect that he actually might.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (oMtOd)

481 460 Quick Draw McNoor was a diversity hire. Just had to get some Somali cops, regardless of ability! Feel better now (former) Mayor Betsy and (former) police chief Janine?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7qnb5)

MUH DUHVERSITY. Good for cops and engineers!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

482 Austin is out there. I've been there several times. It's about as far left radical/revolutionary as you can get.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (/LX46)

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So, never been to Seattle, eh?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM



Damned skippy!!! And Seattle's Safe Injection Sites are also wasp spray friendly.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (0tfLf)

483 So far looks like his standard is higher than Bills.

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Assumes Bill had a standard.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

484 450
Did somebody mention destroying toilets?

Posted by: Captain Splatter at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)


Dude....get in line.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

485 Every neighborhood needs a Gladys Kravitz.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (r9UYA)

486 maybe the evangelical cuckists really are in a suicide cult. But really all this crap about trump fucking porn stars is ... part of what we already know about him.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (DQC26)

487 "In my burg, they added bike lanes to a main avenue. Now the car lanes
are so fucking narrow, youre practically grazing the car next to you.
And if I see a bike in that lanes once every 10 days it's a lot."


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We have a city wide "bike plan" that will destroy over 10,000 parking spaces for about 100 bikers. It is insanity. At least we have a clinical moron as mayor and not a republican on the city council.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (pw+jk)

488 Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (5t9V6)
that's what atomic 'devices' are for - ask the Russians. They dug a really nice lake with them.


Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (37IEG)

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The Soviets also dumped a lot of radioactive waste in lakes, too. Using slave labor, IIRC>

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (Pqytn)

489 Or, what I would do is wait until I saw a fed ex truck unattended, steal a package, put a bomb in it, put the package back on another truck. Untraceable.

Posted by: Jollyroger
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Its like an encyclopedia brown novel.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (byzNf)

490 460 Quick Draw McNoor was a diversity hire. Just had to get some Somali cops, regardless of ability! Feel better now (former) Mayor Betsy and (former) police chief Janine?
Posted by: Minnfidel

they can open an engineering firm

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (nFwvY)

491 Stormy Daniels Human Female.

What about Barky's Flight Log?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (RuIsu)

492 So Trump got to bang porn stars and become POTUS and he's rich. I hate that guy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (7qnb5)

493 461 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation?


You partner needs a tooth repaired?

Posted by: A dentist at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (extUd)

494 desocking

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (VJW3B)

495 >>>>>Jeez, if the Austin Govt website is to be believed,
they have 511 cameras all over the city. Most appear to be working, as
well.



Posted by: Orson at March 20, 2018 04:15 PM
.
.
.Uh I live in a small Town with 10,000 people and we have almost 50 cameras in use that are monitored.

Like I said above, if you don't live your life like you are under video surveillance 24/7 outside of your house you are being naive.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (+Dllb)

496 > My packages are left a mile from my house, tied to a post in a plastic bag.


Kinky.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (bgkfE)

497 458 There are numerous article by never Trumpers and the left directed towards Christian Trump voters to tell us that we lost our moral bearing by voting for a serial adulterer when we complained about that with Clinton.

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I would take this criticism more strongly if the so-called moral GOP would actually stop funding PP.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (sX1BW)

And killing with fire all pedophiles like Dennis Hastert in their ranks.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (/LX46)

498 Xer, I meant xer. I blame my white privilege.

*Goes into the booth for reprogramming.*

Posted by: Apathetic SJW student that fell asleep reading the lottery at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (LiMbk)

499 Fun fact: fedex transports a yuuuge amount of usps mail. They are usps's biggest sub contractor.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (6lyGf)

500 I think the telling clue in this case is that the bomber hasn't made any demands (that we know of). That's what leads me to think that he's just pissed at Austin. He doesn't want anything, other than to bomb the shit out of the city.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (8gDQu)

501 I kind of think he did but a germaphobe doing a pornstar?Maybe he let her give him a beejer....

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (LiyEm)

502 I only care about nationalism and deportation. The globohomos only care about cucking up america with millions of new 3rd world voters...the only people who can be reliably imported to vote for the DNC. That has to stop because that is literally not who we are.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (DQC26)

503 And the courts In NY better not side with those hijab wearing chicks about their mugshots. Gotta watch that one too.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:09 PM (LZJOv)


I like your new religion idea. If the pastafarians can get traction, why not a religion to celebrate the destruction of the West?

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (4dz1m)

504 >>>455 What if its actually a Fed ex delivery guy?

maybe, but the guy only went to Fedex after planting bombs himself four times. He wasn't showing any particular connection to Fedex. The Fedex thing seems like a reactionary thing when the streets had a lot more cops on them.

It's possible, though. The guy maybe has some connection to UPS or Fedex and may have kept the company uniform to pass through neighborhoods without suspicion.

But if he was connected to a mail service, I'd guess UPS -- I'd guess he would NOT use the service he'd formerly worked for.

But I don't see much reason to think he was connected to either.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (8rNrN)

505 Like I said above, if you don't live your life like you are under video surveillance 24/7 outside of your house you are being naive.

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Doesn't mean we should tolerate living in such a state.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (sX1BW)

506 Nobody cares about Trump smashing hot women but the enemy.

I'd care if he was cheating on his family now but not more than a decade ago. The man's character seems to have changed, and I think his wife is the reason why. She seems to be a very positive influence on him, as she should be. God knows we men need that from our wives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (39g3+)

507 We have a city wide "bike plan" that will destroy over 10,000 parking spaces for about 100 bikers. It is insanity. At least we have a clinical moron as mayor and not a republican on the city council.
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Well at least they didn't float half a billion dollars in bonds to create a street car line, that serves 11 people, per week.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (x00Fv)

508 Tuesday on The Hugh Hewitt Show, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

Go put on a dress and get fucked....Your as useless as a tits on a bull

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (5y11N)

509 488
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (5t9V6)
that's what atomic 'devices' are for - ask the Russians. They dug a really nice lake with them.




Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (37IEG)

================================
The Soviets also dumped a lot of radioactive waste in lakes, too. Using slave labor, IIRC>


Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (Pqytn)

That's right it was the Soviets! All those years of being reminded by liberal idiots that they were not the "Russians" whenever I said "the Russians".
And here we are....

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)

510 501 I kind of think he did but a germaphobe doing a pornstar?Maybe he let her give him a beejer....
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 04:18 PM (LiyEm)

Which isn't sex anyway, as was established during Teh Clenis' presidential term.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

511 >>WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation?


Breech Fire

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (bgkfE)

512
I agree about who cares if the Batman in the White House banged a porn star. For him, that's part of the deal. He's been married 432 times already.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

513 I'm betting that this guy thinks he was wronged by Austin, somehow.
Either he was rejected from the University or fined for something.
Probably happened about a year ago. But something specific about Austin.
After all, he could have mailed those bombs to anywhere.


I was rejected by Academy of Fine Arts, Vienna and look what that did to me.

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (gbWkA)

514
off sock

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

515 John Oliver wants your help telling Mike Pence to go fuck himself.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291752/

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (LiyEm)

516 The immoral/amoral media scum pontificating about morality is beyond deranged. They have no credibility on the topic. Collectively they wouldn't understand moral principle if they were anally penetrated by moral principle.
Beside I have no particular expectation of politicians being moral. Nor do I need their example or affirmation.
Apologies for my cynicism.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 20, 2018 04:20 PM (0WLNI)

517 Didn't Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings enjoy flushing cherry bombs down the toilets when they stayed at the Peabody Hotel?

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2018 04:20 PM (Pqytn)

518 Can we deport that little British shitweasel?

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 04:20 PM (LiyEm)

519 483
Assumes Bill had a standard.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

Bill's Standard = "Will my wang fit in it?"

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2018 04:20 PM (9TK8E)

520 He doesn't want anything, other than to bomb the shit out of the city.

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Austinites are a pretentious group of hippies who often times give Texas a bad name.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:20 PM (sX1BW)

521 >>>>>
Like I said above, if you don't live your life like you are under video
surveillance 24/7 outside of your house you are being naive.



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Doesn't mean we should tolerate living in such a state.


Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM
.
.
.Never said that.....just facing reality here and I am not going to get anything changed in regards to all of those cameras and neither are you.

It's going to take a huge cultural shift to make it go away and that's something I think is not going to happen in my lifetime.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:20 PM (+Dllb)

522 107 >>>69 As Ron White says, Kill somebody in Texas, and Texas will kill you back.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 03:26 PM (7UW64)

He also said Texas put in an express lane for it.

But Austin? Ugh, what a dishonor to Stephen F. Austin, Kinda like how the capital has dishonored our first president

Posted by: jazzuscounty at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (kzmOH)

523 We have a city wide "bike plan" that will destroy over 10,000 parking spaces for about 100 bikers. It is insanity. At least we have a clinical moron as mayor and not a republican on the city council.
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Well at least they didn't float half a billion dollars in bonds to create a street car line, that serves 11 people, per week.
Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM

Minneapolistan and it's poorer sister St.Paul did both the choo choo thing and miles and miles of bike paths. Which get sooooo much use from say November to May! Oh it's snowing now as a matter of fact. Fuckers love to waste money.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (7qnb5)

524 Trump is guilty of monkey business? I guess there really are two Americas. better put some ice on that.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (nFwvY)

525 >>Didn't Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings enjoy flushing cherry bombs down the toilets when they stayed at the Peabody Hotel?


In our defense, we were high on Thai Stick and WASP Spray.

Posted by: Willie Nelson at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (bgkfE)

526 I don't see "teenager." Serial killers are routinely profiled as white, male, 20s-30s, single. The "single" part is partly because it's believed they're loners and losers, but also because serial killers need a lot of time ALONE with no one asking "Where were you last night?"

A teenager is going to have at least one parent and will not have the free time to assemble bombs or go out at night to drop off packages.

Even if he's faking a job to explain his time away, where is he storing his bomb supplies without a parent taking notice?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (8rNrN)



Doesn't the BTK Killer break that claim? Wife, 2 kids. Murdered 10 people.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (lKs2v)

527 I installed some Blink cameras on my porch and driveway a few months ago because I got hit by a porch pirate.


USPS just dropped off a package.




Posted by: Bob at the NSA at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (uiwCw)

528 said it before re: Lindsey Graham: some 30 year old guy is out there with a story about the two of them 15 years ago.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (yoe9p)

529 Fuckers love to waste money.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (7qnb5)

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it's all about the graft

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (hMwEB)

530 Off, guys across the street sock.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (uiwCw)

531
So far looks like his standard is higher than Bills.
Posted by: muckrack at March 20, 2018 04:16 PM (9J46Z)

When they said Karen McDougal i was actually impressed.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (+087i)

532 Never said that.....just facing reality here and I am not going to get anything changed in regards to all of those cameras and neither are you.

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Actually, Texas has done a pretty good job of pushing back on those cameras. At least the red light ones.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

533 Even if he's faking a job to explain his time away, where is he storing his bomb supplies without a parent taking notice?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:07 PM (8rNrN)


In the basement, where he lives. :-)

Actually, I have no idea why that white teenager is my instinct. Some stuff I'm good as guessing, some I'm not. This is a not good guess. I should add I was picturing an older teenager...out of school. 18, 19. Early 20s even. But someone who is a loner, yes.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (LZJOv)

534 "Wife rolls her eyes when I say that, but then says digging it out by hand will be to hard of work. Well, duh!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:13 PM (5t9V6)


This is why God (and the Toro Corporation) made the "Dingo".

Rent them locally and go pretty much anywhere.

Posted by: Jwest at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (/roJx)

535 I kind of think he did but a germaphobe doing a pornstar?

I'm a bit skeptical of it, but who knows, he was definitely a horndog in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (39g3+)

536
Well at least they didn't float half a billion dollars in bonds to create a street car line, that serves 11 people, per week.
Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (x00Fv)

Dont give them any more brilliant ideas.

And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (6lyGf)

537 Washington might well rename itself Wakanda in seven years.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 04:23 PM (yoe9p)

538 A dirty dick tomcat has higher standards than Clenis.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 04:23 PM (iTqVJ)

539 369
>>>>>I can by 45 cal bullets in Pa, cash no id, but can't get blackpowder without it so far.





Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM
.
.
.Here in Texas you can get Tannerrite without any restrictions. And that is some explody stuff.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:01 PM (+Dllb)

Get it in Maine too. Kittery Trading Post.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 04:23 PM (jxbfJ)

540 304
290

Ummmmmm........



..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

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Watching Nancy Pelosi undress?

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AANNNDDDD...... There goes lunch!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:23 PM (UsCnO)

541 Astros fans don't need to bomb jack shit. we are sitting pretty.

fans of Houston *football* on the other hand . . .
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 04:03 PM (yoe9p)

Jesus. It is Major Applewhite. It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:04 PM (+087i)
********************************
LOL!
Nah... Major loves Austin and UT too much... Hook 'em Horns!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 04:23 PM (PvFoN)

542 ..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

The runny nose is the abnormal ejaculation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

543 Doesn't the BTK Killer break that claim? Wife, 2 kids. Murdered 10 people.
Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (lKs2v)


Church Elder, or sat on the Church Board.

Creepy as hell that one.

*shudder*

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (LZJOv)

544 Maybe Downfall Hitler is the bomber.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (RuIsu)

545 And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.

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I think the self selection of Commies to a certain few cities will have its benefits.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (sX1BW)

546 528 said it before re: Lindsey Graham: some 30 year old guy is out there with a story about the two of them 15 years ago.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo


whatever happened to the congressional sexual harrassment slush fund story? seems like there have been a few odd retirements this year too.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (nFwvY)

547 >>508 Tuesday on The Hugh Hewitt Show, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

I'm going to call his office and ask his staff how Senator Graham has been able to live his entire life as a closet homosexual and not come out in favor of LGBQRTLMNOP.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)

548 What's so bizarre about this whole thing is that so many people have cameras installed at their homes and devices where they're able to access video from their phones.
You would think this idiot wouldn't have attempted to leave packages this way. Then he sends a package from UPS where there are cameras everywhere.
Only a matter of time.
Posted by: redridinghood
............
OMG!
I think you've hit on it..

This guy must have just opened a home surveillance shop in Austin! It's a brilliant way to drive in new business!

Doorbell cameras are flying off the shelves!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (so+oy)

549 442
Austin is out there. I've been there several times. It's about as far left radical/revolutionary as you can get.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:02 PM (/LX46)

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So, never been to Seattle, eh?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:11 PM (UsCnO)

I've been a few times. The first was for 10 days in college. My best friends growing up were twins and their Uncle/Cousin had them an internship lined up out there. Played football for the Dawgs as amatter of fact

I went back a couple more times. Each time, it became clear it was a commie/revolutionary shithole.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (/LX46)

550 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???

The runny nose is the abnormal ejaculation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM

The runny nose just means I'm full.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 20, 2018 04:25 PM (7qnb5)

551 483 So far looks like his standard is higher than Bills.

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Assumes Bill had a standard.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

Not room temperature?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:25 PM (+087i)

552 Thr war on cars is real. In 10 years I predict cars will br banned in big blue cities. Already happening in Euro cities. Paris has set 2030 as the year no cars will be allowed.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:25 PM (6lyGf)

553 552
Thr war on cars is real. In 10 years I predict cars will br banned in
big blue cities. Already happening in Euro cities. Paris has set 2030 as
the year no cars will be allowed.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:25 PM (6lyGf)

and they'll stick with that until the food starts running out.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 20, 2018 04:25 PM (37IEG)

554 whatever happened to the congressional sexual harrassment slush fund story? seems like there have been a few odd retirements this year too.
Posted by: x
.............
over 30 Repubs now have decided not to run again.. unbelievable!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 04:25 PM (so+oy)

555 542
..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???



The runny nose is the abnormal ejaculation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

Thought a runny nose was a symptom that the prostitute was full.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (jxbfJ)

556 >>Paris has set 2030 as the year no cars will be allowed.


We don't call them Gay for nothing.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (bgkfE)

557 LOL!
Nah... Major loves Austin and UT too much... Hook 'em Horns!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 04:23 PM (PvFoN)

He's ours now. Unless he shits the bed again this football season...

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (+087i)

558 Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.
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To be fair to Miss Lindsey, if there is a democratic majority in the house, he's correct, as a practical matter. If its close but not a majority, the rino's will tip it. Its gotta be not close, or else.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (RHZXc)

559
Thought a runny nose was a symptom that the prostitute was full.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM

Beat you to it honey 550.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (7qnb5)

560 >>And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.

Why do you hate ST3?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (r9UYA)

561 543 Doesn't the BTK Killer break that claim? Wife, 2 kids. Murdered 10 people.
Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (lKs2v)


Church Elder, or sat on the Church Board.

Creepy as hell that one.

*shudder*
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (LZJOv)

Dennis Rader. Also a Cub Scout leader.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (NWiLs)

562 And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (6lyGf)

Wtf? Where are they supposed to park? Are they building attached garages then, like airports have. Those multi-level structures? Who the hell would buy a place with no parking?

I swear, the Thetans really do exist and have taken over the West Coast.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (LZJOv)

563 >>>512
I agree about who cares if the Batman in the White House banged a porn star. For him, that's part of the deal. He's been married 432 times already.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

With only slight rewording, PDT could tweet that.

Posted by: m at March 20, 2018 04:27 PM (U6XUk)

564
You'd be surprised at how shocked some of parents are when they find out the things their kids have been doing.

I remember one time at band camp..

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 04:27 PM (r+sAi)

565 504
>>>455 What if its actually a Fed ex delivery guy?



maybe, but the guy only went to Fedex after planting bombs himself
four times. He wasn't showing any particular connection to Fedex. The
Fedex thing seems like a reactionary thing when the streets had a lot
more cops on them.



It's possible, though. The guy maybe has some connection to UPS or
Fedex and may have kept the company uniform to pass through
neighborhoods without suspicion.



But if he was connected to a mail service, I'd guess UPS -- I'd guess he would NOT use the service he'd formerly worked for.



But I don't see much reason to think he was connected to either.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (8rNrN)

The whole thing is kinda weird. It's either a lucky rookie having a hot streak, or a well planned operation form a seasoned perp.


The interesting thing to me is the ease with which the bomber places them in service. I don't know much about the area, but the perp seems to move around in plain sight, but unseen.

It remains to be seen if the mailing was a huge mistake, or a masterstroke of planning. The FBI seems to be playing his tune as Bluebelle (I think) mentioned, talking to him through the press. If the Fedex thing was a mistake, then why the FBI playing patty cake with him in the press

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at March 20, 2018 04:27 PM (ymnmz)

566 "Anyway, his career as a serial bomber is probably drawing to a close."

Not if it has any chops at all. Yeah, if it's some demented little leftist wannabe, then yeah done. But what if it is someone who is not crazy, not stupid, not doing anything other than going for the record? It's good to be wrong sometimes, but I've got a bad feeling about this one.

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 04:27 PM (EaQ6/)

567 Speaking of blowing shit up, my brother was a crazy vandal when we were kids. One night he duct taped an M80 on a neighbors sliding glass door. Wow.
But he lives in CA now so we can rule him out as a suspect.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 04:27 PM (HgMAr)

568
I went back a couple more times. Each time, it became clear it was a commie/revolutionary shithole.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:24 PM (/LX46)


You forgot the "smug" part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 04:27 PM (7UW64)

569 130
And the pickup guy wouldn't have anything to scan when he pulled it out
of the pile and would have went to whoever controls the Fedex account #
and would have been told "that isn't ours".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman





Unless he printed one from a fake online account and paid with a Visa gift card....



And in some places with drop boxes, they have mailing labels that you can fill out right there.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 03:34 PM (5t9V6)


Even if he/she used a Visa gift card, then they will know exactly who purchased the gift card because they will know exactly at what time the card was purchased and from where.

Let's not forget how people don't want to waste money, if the bomber got points or a discount for using a shoppers card at the store, he/she used their shopper's card at the store.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (fdTrp)

570 Doesn't the BTK Killer break that claim? Wife, 2 kids. Murdered 10 people.
Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 04:21 PM (lKs2v)

OT but I think that was a case they could have just plugged all the information into a computer and come up with the guy. Lot of insignificant commonality facts that in hindsight pointed to the killer. They have to have software now that can process all the possible connections.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (4lzWT)

571 Kim K sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz)

572 Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.



Shut up and sit down. I'm sick of you.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (LZJOv)

573 You forgot the "smug" part.

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Every Longhorn football fan ever.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (sX1BW)

574 Lindsay Grahm has a runny nose. Just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (7qnb5)

575 560 >>And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.

Why do you hate ST3?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM



You mean RT3?
My hatred of Seattle, the county councils of Puget Sound along with the commies in Olympia burns with the heat of a thousand suns. I cannot wait to move out of this shithole state.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (0tfLf)

576 I'm betting that this is all meaningless drivel and he will not be caught anytime soon.

No gut feel or anything, just my bottomless (but ever deepening) cynicism about The Best And Brightest Law Enforcement Ever.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (e11dj)

577 558
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if
President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

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To be fair to Miss Lindsey, if there is a democratic majority in
the house, he's correct, as a practical matter. If its close but not a
majority, the rino's will tip it. Its gotta be not close, or else.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (RHZXc)

Is Miss Lindsey and his pals sure, I mean REAL SURE, they want to ride that train?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (jxbfJ)

578
I'm a bit skeptical of it, but who knows, he was definitely a horndog in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (39g3+)


Compared to what other very wealthy people in NYC during the 80's and 90's were doing he was actually tame

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (lKyWE)

579 Even if he/she used a Visa gift card, then they will know exactly who purchased the gift card because they will know exactly at what time the card was purchased and from where.

Let's not forget how people don't want to waste money, if the bomber got points or a discount for using a shoppers card at the store, he/she used their shopper's card at the store.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (fdTrp)

Not if he paid cash a few months ago at a walmart or gas station. They would have destroyed tape by now.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (+087i)

580 545 And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.



any bets that up until this they have been requiring condo developers to provide parking spaces?

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (nFwvY)

581 He, Ace?

I guess it would have to be a male since females are incapable of such cruelty and, well, science.

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (FTPVM)

582 I have no special insight. I am thinking woke SJW college kid for this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (G8hDY)

583 Lindsey's lips look rough. We can fix that.

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (EaQ6/)

584 >>My hatred of Seattle, the county councils of Puget Sound along with the commies in Olympia burns with the heat of a thousand suns.


Soon.


Posted by: Juan de Fuca Plate at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (bgkfE)

585 566
"Anyway, his career as a serial bomber is probably drawing to a close."



Not if it has any chops at all. Yeah, if it's some demented little
leftist wannabe, then yeah done. But what if it is someone who is not
crazy, not stupid, not doing anything other than going for the record?
It's good to be wrong sometimes, but I've got a bad feeling about this
one.

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 04:27 PM (EaQ6/)


What if a commie cell where one person planted each of the bombs, but created by one master bomb maker?
Lotta commies in Austin, so I hear.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (ymnmz)

586 The way the liberals (yes that includes Miss Lindsay) gush and squee sexually over Mueller is sickening.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (Dn4Uq)

587 whatever happened to the congressional sexual harrassment slush fund story?

Ryan just announced he's agin' it being revealed. Everyone who says that, i just assume they're on the list.

To be fair, its a list of payoffs, not admissions of guilt. Sometimes its just cheaper and easier to throw money at someone and make them go away.

Although as President Trump is finding out, it may not work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (39g3+)

588 http://bit.ly/2FLMDRI
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Former Employee: 'Horrifying' Misuse of User Data Was Routine at Facebook | Breitbart
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Zuckerberg is in Deep Shit
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http://bit.ly/2G9D0eV
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Report: Mark Zuckerberg 'Saved Tens of Millions of Dollars' by Selling Facebook Stock Before Crash | Breitbart

Posted by: DeporaBOT at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (y3aQB)

589 562

The goal is to discourage people from owning a car. And bike to work and take the bus.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (6lyGf)

590 You mean RT3?

If that's the one that jacked my car tabs 1000 percent then yes.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA)

591 Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

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An impeachable offense is whatever the House says it is. I'm not so sure the American people would agree with Graham.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (sX1BW)

592 the mail guy could be a copycat. although throwing him into Huntsville with Bubba for ten years before he gets good works for me.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (yoe9p)

593 573 You forgot the "smug" part.

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Every Longhorn football fan ever.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (sX1BW)

I like the cut of your jib.

Unless you're an aggie.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (+087i)

594 I bet he stops and in a few weeks or months the same shit happens in another large blue city. Fucking Commies are out for blood and they have a 100 year history of this shit.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (/LX46)

595 I don't understand why we don't have common sense bomb control in this country.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (fftfA)

596 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"?

Don't ask.

Posted by: Bob Costas at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (Dp6qK)

597 Hey Lindsey-What dat mouf do?

Posted by: Herr Muller at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (Dn4Uq)

598 577 558
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if
President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

His face is a punchable offence.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (0WLNI)

599 Has the FBI checked youtube? Ya know lets get our top men on this. The Broward County Sheriffs Department.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (o7tuA)

600 558 Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.
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To be fair to Miss Lindsey, if there is a democratic majority in the house, he's correct, as a practical matter. If its close but not a majority, the rino's will tip it. Its gotta be not close, or else.
Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (RHZXc)

F*** Him. Shouldn't he and Harry Reid be eating baby-blood pizzas with John Podesta?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (9TK8E)

601 Is Miss Lindsey and his pals sure, I mean REAL SURE, they want to ride that train?
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I'm pretty sure the rino gang isn't actually making their own decisions. Puppets do whatever the hand up their butts makes them do.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (tZ6VJ)

602 A related haiku:


Open your present

No, you open YOUR present

Kosinski Christmas

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (7ZVPa)

603 545 And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.



any bets that up until this they have been requiring condo developers to provide parking spaces?

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Eliminate all the wasted handicap spaces and you would have more room for bike lanes and normal spaces.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (sX1BW)

604 or he could just put a fake Visa or MasterCard number on the shipping form.


it's not like they run those charges through prior to shipping.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (nFwvY)

605 Willow posted yet?

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (CAKgV)

606 You forgot the "smug" part.


Yes ... smug Longhorn fans ... quite.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (QQ+il)

607 maybe it's a group of terrorist students doing their final project

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (hMwEB)

608 595 I don't understand why we don't have common sense bomb control in this country.

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r4ight? literally no other nation has bomb violence like we do

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (DQC26)

609
We can also throw disgruntled former military dude in the mix.

And a clown. You must always consider the clowns.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (r+sAi)

610 396
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 03:59 PM (UsCnO)

I'd like to put $20 on Antifa + Man-Bun.

What are the odds?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 04:05 PM (wYseH)
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Going with the Exacta! I recommend you box it, so regardless of finish, you get paid.

That is a good pick, now shut up or everyone else will think of it and the odds will fall.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (UsCnO)

611 You mean RT3?
My hatred of Seattle, the county councils of Puget Sound along with the commies in Olympia burns with the heat of a thousand suns. I cannot wait to move out of this shithole state.


Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (0tfLf)

In the '60's, my granddad lived in Jackson Park, which at that time was becoming a ghettoized shithole. He was elderly--he fought in WWI. He carried his father's pearl handled Colt .45 on his hip. He was out walking Sarge (the dog), and some idiot tried to mug him. He shot the guy dead, on the sidewalk. No charges were ever filed.

Imagine that scenario today.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (7UW64)

612 603 545 And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.






any bets that up until this they have been requiring condo developers to provide parking spaces?


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Eliminate all the wasted handicap spaces and you would have more room for bike lanes and normal spaces.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:31 PM (sX1BW)

doing this in sf already

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (0O7c5)

613 Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

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An impeachable offense is whatever the House says it is. I'm not so sure the American people would agree with Graham.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (sX1BW)

Why then is firing a IG who is closing in on your friend not an impeachable offense?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 04:32 PM (4lzWT)

614 We need residue sniffing dogs in every neighborhood in America, but the NRA won't stand for that!

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM (EaQ6/)

615 584 >>My hatred of Seattle, the county councils of Puget Sound along with the commies in Olympia burns with the heat of a thousand suns.

Soon.

Posted by: Juan de Fuca Plate at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM



Well in that case I may stick around. Get busy damnit! I live on the plateau so this could become some very nice beachfront property!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM (0tfLf)

616 Where is Clock Boy?

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM (/LX46)

617 I cannot wait to move out of this shithole state.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (0tfLf)

Come to Texas but not Austin

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM (czkHE)

618 test

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM (FTPVM)

619 Report: Mark Zuckerberg 'Saved Tens of Millions of Dollars' by Selling Facebook Stock Before Crash | Breitbart
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naw, he had a regular routine of selling his shares those were all prescheduled sales and he has this pattern in place for years.

But he is hosed otherwise. HOSED.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM (RHZXc)

620 >>>>>Never said that.....just facing reality here and I
am not going to get anything changed in regards to all of those cameras
and neither are you.



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Actually, Texas has done a pretty good job of pushing back on those cameras. At least the red light ones.



Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM
.
.
.We don't have red light cameras here, but our Town does have a bunch or surveillance cameras placed throughout the Town.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM (+Dllb)

621 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"?

Don't ask.
Posted by: Bob Costas at March 20, 2018 04:30 PM (Dp6qK)

It's related to Bobby's bout of pink eye.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (0WLNI)

622 Maybe the perp left prints on the Fedex packages?

Unless he covered his tips in clear nail polish.

Don't ask me how I know about that one.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (Dn4Uq)

623 "Anyway, his career as a serial bomber is probably drawing to a close."


You didn't get the memo? It's a cereal bomber.

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (CAKgV)

624 There are numerous article by never Trumpers and the left directed towards Christian Trump voters to tell us that we lost our moral bearing by voting for a serial adulterer when we complained about that with Clinton.

To whom it may concern:

1. Fuck off
2. Your choice was America's mother-in-law
3. fuck off
4. Taking a lecture from the child killing, dictator loving left is akin to a lecture from a rat in a nursery at midnight

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (Fa3cJ)

625 Let's not forget how people don't want to waste money, if the bomber got points or a discount for using a shoppers card at the store, he/she used their shopper's card at the store.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (fdTrp)

Not if he paid cash a few months ago at a walmart or gas station. They would have destroyed tape by now.
Posted by: Jollyroger



Or if he paid cash for it in Amarillo while he was there on vacation 3 months ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (5t9V6)

626 556
>>Paris has set 2030 as the year no cars will be allowed.





We don't call them Gay for nothing.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (bgkfE)

The French imitate no one and no one imitates the French.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (o7tuA)

627 Most peeps in NYC dont own a car. Seattle is envious I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (6lyGf)

628 Why then is firing a IG who is closing in on your friend not an impeachable offense?

Read the constitution. Impeachment is only for the white privileged.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (r+sAi)

629 If I had a nickel for every time that I thought that a clown was carrying a weapon or a bomb, well, I'd be in Maui right now! How do you even begin to search a clown?!!

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 04:35 PM (EaQ6/)

630 Why then is firing a IG who is closing in on your friend not an impeachable offense?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Obviously, same reason.

There is only one party. After all.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:35 PM (QbuG3)

631 >>599 Has the FBI checked youtube? Ya know lets get our top men on this.

That's a good idea. I'll let them know.

Posted by: J. Sessions at March 20, 2018 04:35 PM (r9UYA)

632 nood weinstein

Posted by: m at March 20, 2018 04:35 PM (U6XUk)

633 617 I cannot wait to move out of this shithole state.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (0tfLf)

Come to Texas but not Austin

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 20, 2018 04:33 PM



Thought long and hard about that...then discovered Cedar Fever. Good Gawd!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 04:35 PM (0tfLf)

634 Hillary never filled the IG position at State. Can't imagine why.

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 04:36 PM (CAKgV)

635 You didn't get the memo? It's a cereal bomber.


Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 04:34 PM (CAKgV)

Crack Snapple Pop. Now I find my boobery funny. So there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2018 04:36 PM (o7tuA)

636 >>I cannot wait to move out of this shithole state.
Posted by: Diogenes

*fist bump*

7 months and 14 days for us.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA)

637 Don't ask me how I know about that one.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


Mrs. Columbo?

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 04:37 PM (nFwvY)

638 The reason I don't think it is Islam is bcz those guys like to yell Allakazam and want to be seen. Want to make a ruckus. They even strap bombs to themselves. Maybe that has changed and this is different, but I didn't even entertain Muzzie.

However, I suck at guesing this stuff.

Especially after 2 nights of disrupted sleep. I'm all off kilter.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:38 PM (LZJOv)

639 Well, I was supposed to get a nice free carwash rainstorm earlier today, but noooo! It waits, yes it does, and it applies the lotion to it's skin, and then after the damn dirty silver beast is in the garage, then, and only then, does the torrential downpour begin. These are the times that try men's souls!

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)

640 I said earlier, he or she isn't targeting anybody in particular yet and probably lives in south Austin near the neighborhoods that he initially targeted. All of these areas are within a 15 minute drive of the University of Texas, and I suspect the bomber has a connection to UT also.

Won't be surprised to find a Subaru driving, associate professor or teacher's aid from one of the engineering programs, disgruntled that totalitarian Austin is not totalitarian enough.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 20, 2018 04:39 PM (DxWUs)

641 You forgot the "smug" part.

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Every Longhorn football fan ever.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2018 04:28 PM (sX1BW)
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Bite your tongue... the Eyes of Texas are Upon You.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 04:39 PM (PvFoN)

642 1. Fuck off
2. Your choice was America's mother-in-law
3. fuck off
4. Taking a lecture from the child killing, dictator loving left is akin to a lecture from a rat in a nursery at midnight


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I'd like to add:

5. fuck off
6. We'll kindly take the advice of people who consider us worse than hitler racists who are old and about to die and need to step aside for the new america with a grain of salt.
7. see point 6 above, you're a bunch of xenophile traitors whose cucked status is only exceeded by their traitor status.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:40 PM (DQC26)

643 Mark Meadows on Omnibus Bill: 'Senate Democrats Seem to Be Calling Most of the Shots' -BB

Someone should inform MR. Meadows that there are only two parties and he is in the other one.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 04:40 PM (r9UYA)

644 Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said it would be an impeachable offense if
President Donald Trump were to fire special counsel Robert Mueller.

=========

To be fair to Miss Lindsey, if there is a democratic majority in
the house, he's correct, as a practical matter. If its close but not a
majority, the rino's will tip it. Its gotta be not close, or else.

Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (RHZXc)

Is Miss Lindsey and his pals sure, I mean REAL SURE, they want to ride that train?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (jxbfJ)

Miss Lindsey did also add something like"..if Trump fired Mueller for the wrong reasons...." or words to that effect.

The Daily Beast also has an article up saying that if Trump fired Mueller, it would be way WORSE than Watergate.
No doubt there would be a firestorm, but you have to laugh at how the Left/Media assumes--even expects--this to play out EXACTLY like Watergate as though firing a SP is, in and of itself, an impeachable crime.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2018 04:40 PM (7uYFy)

645 nood weinstein
Posted by: m at March 20, 2018 04:35 PM (U6XUk)


I can't go to that thread.

I can't stand to read about, or see, that barf basket face one more time.

Maybe I'll visit the Naked Girl thread.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:40 PM (LZJOv)

646 well, the white stuff is sticking now. IT's all over for the DC beltway.

This is exactly how snowmeggedon happened, or was it snowzilla?, where the rain wiped away the salt before the snow hit at rush hour.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 04:41 PM (DQC26)

647 WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM

Less than 4 fluid ounces?

Posted by: Peter North at March 20, 2018 04:41 PM (WrMOC)

648 >>>Doesn't the BTK Killer break that claim? Wife, 2 kids. Murdered 10 people.


yes, and there have been married serial killers. But, playing the probabilities...

Also, it's possible this is a teenager. "Time away from prying eyes" could mean a disabled parent, with the family living on disability. A very disabled parent would presumably not be very capable of keeping an eye on a teenager, as the teenager would effectively be head of household as far as going out to get food and stuff.

But again, just playing the probabilities, there has to be some reason this guy can do these dark things with no one noticing, and "single adult" is more likely than the alternatives.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 04:41 PM (8rNrN)

649 Snap, Crackle and Pop, nefarious and well-known breakfast bandits, can only be made to talk if you submerge them in milk for a few seconds. There's a lesson in this somewhere! We need to rethink waterboarding ... maybe milkboarding is the secret sauce !?

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 04:41 PM (EaQ6/)

650 What if bombing innocent people is his religion... who are we to judge?

Posted by: MJR at March 20, 2018 04:44 PM (NBFkC)

651 We will no longer sell package bombs or similar explosive devices in stores or online.

Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at March 20, 2018 04:45 PM (WrMOC)

652 Ummmmmm........

..... WTF is an "abnormal ejaculation"???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2018 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

Beats me.....

Posted by: Peter North at March 20, 2018 04:45 PM (7uYFy)

653 463
Ugh bike lanes.



In my burg, they added bike lanes to a main avenue. Now the car
lanes are so fucking narrow, youre practically grazing the car next to
you. And if I see a bike in that lanes once every 10 days it's a lot.



This is in a small city with a Republican mayor by yhe way. And still the insanity happens.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:14 PM (6lyGf)


They put those damn things in around town here a few years ago, and you almost never see a bike in them, but when you do, it's a group of about 30 riding out in the street like they are the fucking peloton.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2018 04:45 PM (fdTrp)

654 556 >>Paris has set 2030 as the year no cars will be allowed.


We don't call them Gay for nothing.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (bgkfE)


They can't even control their present situation, and they think they can peg 2030. Rofl. By then they will not be France anymore, and their flag will be moot. They are heading for Islamic rule, and Jews are fleeing in droves.

So yea, 2030 may be camels.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:48 PM (LZJOv)

655 They put those damn things in around town here a few years ago, and you almost never see a bike in them, but when you do, it's a group of about 30 riding out in the street like they are the fucking peloton.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2018 04:45 PM (fdTrp)


roflmao

So true.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:49 PM (LZJOv)

656 Welcome Instapundit.com readers! Ed should have warned you this is a pants-optional establishment...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 20, 2018 04:49 PM (AM1GF)

657 Impeachable offense is whatever gets you impeached and removed, which would be done by an accountable political branch (Congress), which means it is a political decision.


However that does not sever all ties with legal substance and common sense, as the electorate (mostly) still thinks of actual crimes under current law as the real basis for an impeachment.


And of course there would be nothing remotely illegal about firing a special counsel. And there should be nothing even interesting, much less controversial, about firing a special counsel whose appointment does not comply with the governing DOJ regulation. And, though given an inappropriate assignment involving counter-intelligence and not criminal statutes, has been unable to find anything even within *those* illegitimate parameters.


Graham is a particularly loathsome POS. Probably knows better (though not sure, he's no genius), but persists with idiotic positions anyway. His comment in question is particularly rich - he calls the US a "rule of law nation". Right, Lindsay, because an illegitimate special counsel lacking a predicate crime to investigate, who has already perhaps been involved in a criminally tainted prosecution (Flynn), just screams "rule of law".


Oh - and Graham's fanatical, bizarre devotion to expanding and codifying the worst threat to the rule of law (illegal migration), also just practically screams "rule of law". Lots of screaming going on here.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 04:51 PM (QDnY+)

658 62
And speaking of Seattle the city will no longer allow new condos to provide parking spaces for residents.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 04:22 PM (6lyGf)



Wtf? Where are they supposed to park? Are they building attached
garages then, like airports have. Those multi-level structures? Who
the hell would buy a place with no parking?



I swear, the Thetans really do exist and have taken over the West Coast.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 04:26 PM (LZJOv)

Try driving in downtown Seattle during weekday rush hour. You can't.
Traffic comes to a standstill, sometimes 15 minutes to go a block on a main city street. And there was no car crash to cause it. A main street that would take 5 minutes to transverse late at night, can take 45 minutes or more, and that is during a sunny day in the summertime. A rainy day is even worse.
The city traffic engineers are taking away car lanes and giving them to bicycles. But even worse, is now they are taking the closest lane to the sidewalk and letting restaurants build outdoor seating areas. Then they move the bike lane one more lane away and take another car lane.2nd Avenue, a southbound one-way street, used to be 4 through lanes, and a parking lane on each side. That was maybe 20 years ago or so. Now, it is two through lanes. And only one side for parking, except most of that is also not there because of all of the construction taking that lane away. And the city population has exploded, to boot.

I still love the geography of this state. I expect to be moving over to the eastside of the Cascades in a year or two. It is a popular move for many that is rapidly growing. Working on a deal, have the property locked down, and it has water rights.

Gotta stay ahead of the insanity, or be devoured by it.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:54 PM (UsCnO)

659 Not if he paid cash a few months ago at a walmart or gas station. They would have destroyed tape by now.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 20, 2018 04:29 PM (+087i)


That's true, but if he's changing tactics now, he probably wouldn't have planned it that far in advance.

Also, the security tapes for the store might be erased after a few weeks, but they hold onto the cash register security tapes for much longer. The shit that gets shoplifted is just "the cost of business", but employees stealing out of the company till is an entirely different thing. That is the store's money. And if the auditors find discrepancies, they want to review the tapes no matter how old.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 20, 2018 04:54 PM (fdTrp)

660 Graham is a particularly loathsome POS. Probably knows better (though not sure, he's no genius), but persists with idiotic positions anyway. His comment in question is particularly rich - he calls the US a "rule of law nation". Right, Lindsay, because an illegitimate special counsel lacking a predicate crime to investigate, who has already perhaps been involved in a criminally tainted prosecution (Flynn), just screams "rule of law".


Oh - and Graham's fanatical, bizarre devotion to expanding and codifying the worst threat to the rule of law (illegal migration), also just practically screams "rule of law". Lots of screaming going on here.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 04:51 PM (QDnY+)

Someone once posited that Graham has been doing penance since being one of the House "managers" who impeached Clinton.

Posted by: Peter North at March 20, 2018 04:55 PM (7uYFy)

661
I'd care if he was cheating on his family now
but not more than a decade ago. The man's character seems to have
changed, and I think his wife is the reason why. She seems to be a very
positive influence on him, as she should be. God knows we men need
that from our wives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 04:19 PM (39g3+)

====

I don't think anyone on the hard left understands a single word of this. Nor do they care.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:58 PM (UsCnO)

662 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 04:54 PM (UsCnO)


What insane city planners. Or non-planners really.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 05:02 PM (LZJOv)

663 I worked for FedEx Office in Austin for two years. The only place to leave a package at FedEx Office is at the counter, or in a bin just inside the door. Yes, there are other outdoor places to leave packages, but not at FedEx Office. You have to come in through the door to leave a package, and every FedEx Office has cameras pointing at the front door. Cameras are checked every morning as part of standard start of day procedure. IF (and it's a big IF), he left the package at FedEx Office, they have video. Good video. I can't believe he would be that stupid. But one can hope .....

Posted by: TW at March 20, 2018 05:17 PM (y28KR)

664 This bombing spree reminded me of a conversation I had years ago with a Marine friend (1st Sgt) who did 6 tours in Afghanistan. He remarked he wont be surprised when mass murder is by IED instead of a gun. He said his unit as did many others had a ton of improvised explosive training in order to recognize things out of place in country.
I dont mean to impute any veterans ( Im a non combat USMC vet myself). I thought it unlikely but defered to his
opinion as he would know better than I how easy or difficult they are to make. My guess is a minority veteran but its just a guess (The shooter in Dallas comes to mind) Maybe its Biff from the local college or Mohammed but I dont think the location or victims imply that. Whomever it is that is some evil stuff right there. Random victims is just plain scary. Cant even pretend to fight back against that stuff. A good guy with a gun is useless when you hit the trip wire. Remember that poor Pizza guy who had the necklace bomb.Never solved as far as I know. I guess the FBI was useless then too. Nothing changes with our federal law enforcement. If you want to kill a bunch of people for resisting they are just the guys though. The earlier poster who said fed ex will solve it first is probably right.

Posted by: Kgun at March 20, 2018 05:21 PM (Y67bH)

665 Coworker's dad lives two streets from where one of the bombs exploded. He is adamant about ignoring the warnings to stay inside and work in his yard. Her sister is flying to Austin to see him asap and hopes they can keep him inside until someone's caught.

Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2018 05:22 PM (MalN2)

666 Coworker's dad lives two streets from where one of the bombs exploded. He is adamant about ignoring the warnings to stay inside and work in his yard. Her sister is flying to Austin to see him asap and hopes they can keep him inside until someone's caught.
Posted by: LizLem at March 20, 2018 05:22 PM (MalN2)

He sounds like me. I'm not saying we are smart.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 05:25 PM (LZJOv)

667 I hope somebody realizes who this psychopath is and turns him in. My guess it is a guy, youngish (late 20s to early 30s), skinny, white, weird but possibly charming to strangers, not a veteran, lives with his mom (whom he hates, but he has no one else close to him who can stand him), has known mental health issues and is possibly on drugs for it (or should be taking them and isn't), is bright, but lacks any accomplishments, has abused animals, might be going to college and/or has a dead-end job (that he might have recently lost), no girlfriend or 'dates' crack whores, has no political leanings, or if he does, it's not something a rational liberal or conservative would recognize, might have recently suffered a loss or emotional trauma in his life, and is possibly a pedophile. Probably not gay or transgender. Definitely not religious, but probably not an atheist. It's no use trying to understand why he's doing this -- he's not living in the same world as sane people.

Posted by: Not Huey R. at March 20, 2018 05:34 PM (hOtJL)

668 Sorry but too rushed to read all the comments, so pardon if this has already been pointed out.
To ship Fedex you need a label. How, where, and when that label was printed should prove to be some valuable intel. Printed online? net address captured. Printed in store? A good look at the perp via cameras.
Printed from a commercial account? Now we know where the jackass works.

Posted by: SillyMe at March 20, 2018 05:37 PM (adkxu)

669 I used to live right there (it was my go-to Kinko's before FedEx bought them) and IIRC (I may not), that is the location from which whatisname faxed in the fake Bush Texas Air National Guard memos in 2004.


Posted by: William at March 20, 2018 06:15 PM (PLWbZ)

670 I disagree with spreading the news that the police may know the store from which the package was sent. It's too likely to enable the bomber to get away.

Of course, if the police publicized that fact themselves, then go for it; it would probably mean they have multiple suspects and want to smoke out the actual perp by spooking him while they're watching.

Posted by: jdgalt at March 20, 2018 11:41 PM (3SFo/)

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