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Report: Hillary Clinton Fractures Wrist After Slipping in Bathtub
Via PJ Media, this seems too perfect to be true, but she does seem accident-prone.
I'm pretty late to this story. But there is what I hope is an update for you.Hillary Clinton's visit to India suffered another setback this week as the former secretary of state fractured her wrist after slipping in the bathtub at the five-star resort where she was staying, according to a report by DNA India. The website reported that Clinton was taken to a hospital in the city of Jodphur at around 5 a.m. local time Wednesday. Clinton underwent an X-ray and a CT scan that confirmed a hairline fracture of her right wrist. The Times of India reported that Clinton had been given a plaster bandage and advised to go for another checkup in three days.I still wouldn't have believed this if not for a picture which does seem to show Hillary Clinton hiding her wrist under the sleeve of an unfortunate, voluminous garment. The wrap, called a kurta, is called by this site "customized" to hide her wrist injury.
Hillary was seen in Jaipur on Thursday where she appeared to be adopting an out-of-sight and out-of-mind approach to her recent injury by wearing a kurta that had been customized to make one sleeve longer than other.You need either the heart of a saint or a heart of stone not to laugh.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (HKU3C)
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (xttKs)
She needs to try harder.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: biancaneve at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (A/iod)
But, again, if she's so weak and unsteady, how would she fare for four years in the WH?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (Dy43V)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (HKU3C)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (R5WH+)
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (k1TUh)
I mean that honestly. Hillary mockery aside she looks odd in that phot.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: biancaneve at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (A/iod)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM
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I fear that I am a rock.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vwf8z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (Uv2+Q)
Posted by: AnnaS at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (S28mG)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (R5WH+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Your Betters at NRO at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: sunny-dee at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: sinalco at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (a0IVu)
That's exactly why the Brits used them as their shock infantry units.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: biancaneve at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (A/iod)
What you got against stomach tits?
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (7uYFy)
Maybe. But I've been in the joint a long time...
I'd have to smell Hillary's wrist to be sure.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (R5WH+)
nasty Demonrat womyn have to stick together you know, to fight the patriarchy!
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (vwf8z)
I wanted to check in and say hello, and I am greeted by a photograph of an Indian wall hanging draped over a lifeboat.
Be back later.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (G8hDY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (Mouru)
That isn't customized. The fabric pattern is different. They just sewed some shit they had laying around onto there. That's like saying I customized my 'Vette by bolting an aftermarket Honda Civic spoiler onto the back.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (HKU3C)
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (lKs2v)
We all know the type. I bet her wrist is swollen to the size it does not even look like a human appendage anymore, and it prolly that special shade of black/blue/yellow/brown/green that only a truly frail person gets, allaway to the shoulder.
Hey Huma, quite looking at yer phone alla the time. Maybe you could catch her before she faceplants.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: MikeN at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Trudeu at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (9J46Z)
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (5BVHO)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (/5WQL)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
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I agree. Huma's dress is lovely.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (vwf8z)
Your account has been suspended.
Posted by: wooga at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (qGehY)
Poor, poor Mr. Quick.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (V3U1L)
She is framed in a picture with 2 dudes, Hillary and a re-animated, zombified Ethel Merman.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (DG1Fv)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
Yes. Ther is no in-between. Huma photos are either HOT Huma, or Woof-Woof Huma, and this is definitely HOT Huma....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: dealkiller at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (xurLg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (dDMQ9)
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (slZXA)
Someone should tell her that the waters of the Ganges are Healing Waters.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (R5WH+)
LOL
Talk about Chlamydia Thundershart.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (t0jSk)
Hillary
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (LiyEm)
I think she broke it slipping on the stairs. And it's just considered too much of a public embarrassment to admit it.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: buzzion
*snort
Pop of a balloon, flash of light....
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (LTE9d)
/Just sayin'
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (zro1A)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (HKU3C)
I wanted to check in and say hello, and I am greeted by a photograph of an Indian wall hanging draped over a lifeboat.
Be back later.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (G8hDY)
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witchdoktor! So glad to see you. And very glad to see you still have your sense of humor. Hope things are better today, that picture of Hillary notwithstanding.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (0UCQh)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy)
Wow. I guess I'm really missing something here.
She's got glasses on that are covering 90% of her face and the dress makes her look like her hips are 4 feet wide......
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (DG1Fv)
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (amEl7)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (V3U1L)
To ask is to know the answer, my son.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Mouru)
The Mooch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (k1TUh)
Which means in the tub around 4 or so. Who the hell takes a bath at that time...even considering jet lag???
More Clinton BS...like the Kennedy's, a family that just won't go away.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Liz Warren at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (nFwvY)
She emptied it of gin when she took that fall....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (tcwn1)
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (vDqXW)
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More than publicly admitting you fell in the tub? After the world already saw you go down on the steps and put your hand down to stop yourself? I don't know about that.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (LTE9d)
(Vlad Putin sizing up President Hillary would be like Khrushchev looking at Kennedy and deciding to give Cuba a try.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR)
I think she broke it slipping on the stairs. And it's just considered too much of a public embarrassment to admit it.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM
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.Yep, her bones are very brittle. Her bone density is gone from all of those years of heavy drinking.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy)
Wow. I guess I'm really missing something here.
She's got glasses on that are covering 90% of her face and the dress makes her look like her hips are 4 feet wide......
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (xttKs)
And Clown Red hooker lipstick. Yeah I'm not seeing it here. Sometimes she doesn't look bad. This is not one of those times.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (lKs2v)
Yeah, I think that's it.
Posted by: empire1 at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (u62Wp)
Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (LfJIn)
BTW Huma, how is your little boy while the Weiner is in prison?
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cicero
Even Indians have standards.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (xqfqx)
unless, of course, you're filthy rich.
looking at you, David Crosby.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (vwf8z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (tcwn1)
Spouses can't be compelled to testify against each other, iirc.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (HKU3C)
Wow, that's some quick stagework...almost like they're used to having clothes customized to hide injuries and other...stuff. Colostomy bags? Twitching limbs? What else???
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (JZJ9v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (lKs2v)
Phew....thanks. I thought my low standards were way too high all the sudden.
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (+Dllb)
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Sweet mother of God, who is giving that woman fashion advice?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM
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I think they just keep throwing more clothing on her until the other people in the room stop vomiting.
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR)
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Listen, count your blessings and thank God for small favors.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Slab of Meat at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: WTF? at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (EJZ4y)
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (xqfqx)
My flight for Pedo Island leaves is 20 minutes. I hate this damn snow!
Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Mouru)
Dress by Sundowner.
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA)
+++
Why would she lie? She just came off the "falling down backwards going downstairs and breaking her toe while running and holding on to a cup of coffee" gambit. Why make up another story on falling and breakage? Doesn't make her look good in the least.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (tcwn1)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)
App to control the the exosuit Hillary is wearing to keep her moving.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (d9IQg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7ZVPa)
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Odds on she got drunk and fell down, and they waited for her to sober up before they took her to the ER . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (dW0m/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: dananjcon
it was full. had a whole gallon in it.
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM
Leper's sandals.
Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM
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I have the heart of a patriot.
I am laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
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Yeah, that's not right...not even close.
Posted by: Slab of Meat at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Zdm89)
Who's watching her kid? I figured that was the only reason she kept Carlos around, but he's in jail.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (O5Q3r)
And underneath that right sleeve Hillary's got this big honking mecha-arm like Jean Luc got when was turned into a Borg.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (y3aQB)
That poor kid! Is he being raised by Muslim Sisterhood granny?
I'm thinking Huma *can't* quit after being responsible for Hillz's loss. You know, the real reason: 60K+ emails w/classified info/attachment found in late October. Not the surprise they were planning in, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (bB4HN)
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Odds on she got drunk and fell down, and they waited for her to sober up before they took her to the ER . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM
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.The wife and I are usually in the shower at that time. That is if the dogs let us sleep in past 0430.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (+Dllb)
But I think the solution for Hillary is to walk down more stairs.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (Sda6L)
Those cheap ass hotels, man. They upgrade the bathrooms by installing fiberglass tub inserts. The problem is that when you're standing in the tub you expect that the floor outside the tub is about the same level as inside, but because of the insert and can be a couple of inches lower. Step out, misjudge the distance, lurch forward, fall, break wrist. I know, it happened to me once.
Poor gal, just can't get good fortune to comer her way.
Posted by: steve walsh at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (9u4i0)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV)
I'll say. It has reached Stage IV at least. That's "Manatee."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (Mouru)
Neither will ever be President of the United States!
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (wWJIH)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr)
Friendly Angel we will go,
Far away for to see
Melvin Belli come to me.
Posted by: Rochester at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (loZXu)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Elephantitis = elephant feets
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (LTE9d)
But now the wrist ... accident prone, or drinking a lot of vodka?
and why is she in India? Trying to collect on some old pay to play deals? Marketing some children, or some files with more of our tech she had saved back? Does she fly her own plane with diplomatic immunity? (ie, no searches)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (bT8Z4)
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)
Scaphoid fractures are hard to see on XR. When you have unlimited funds, CT it is! Us plebes get a splint and follow up X-rays in a couple weeks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (wdmm9)
I don't want to see any pictures of this. I'm happy to just take your word for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Zombie Evel Kneivel at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Slab of Meat at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: dananjcon
it was full. had a whole gallon in it.
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM
That tub is the size of a cattle plunge dip for ticks.
Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7RqXg)
Huma already gave me a spanking for the mistake.
You can too for only one dollar!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Dancing for Dollars at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (8OpRV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Slab of Meat
don't mention strap-on
Posted by: Huma at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Crocs(tm) at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (r9UYA)
Guess she wasn't able to catch Hillary fast enough during... bath time.
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (pZox7)
/Me either.
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (zro1A)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (tX3BM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM
Probably a lot to this...only way to stay ahead of it all is to stay in the swamp. Or she is an extraordinarily stupid woman.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (0tfLf)
I doubt that. Justin Trudeau just wore that exact same dress while he was in India and Shrillary just borrowed it from him - she was so impressed with how he fit in with the natives, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (8gDQu)
Guess she wasn't able to catch Hillary fast enough during... bath time.
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: GuyfromNH
I hear Huma gives great cat baths
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (wWJIH)
So it is a heart of stone *and* of a saint.
Posted by: T at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (sb146)
She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg)
Beer O'Clock
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Dn4Uq)
Huma: "Hillary! Hillary! What's wrong?"
Hillary: "Argle bargle."
Huma:"Shit! She's drunk again."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Zdm89)
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)
Like I said. Huma's holding the phone because it has the App to control Hillary's exo suit. And you can never quite get those things to move naturally no matter how hard you try.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (LiyEm)
Neither will ever be President of the United States!
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (wWJIH)
Not so fast there.
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (V3U1L)
To ask is to know the answer, my son
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whew. I was worried the world was getting too screwed up and GOP rules were being applied to our elite swamp overlords of the DNC.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV)
I'll say. It has reached Stage IV at least. That's "Manatee."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM
.
.
.She looks horrible.
"Edema can be the result of medication, pregnancy or an underlying
disease often congestive heart failure, kidney disease or cirrhosis of
the liver."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (+Dllb)
I like the ones where the shower floor is "on grade" with the rest of the bathroom - and you've just got the short raised ring of tile to step over.
Gonna' have that in my next house.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Crocs(tm) at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (r9UYA)
That's why we invented cranes, I suppose.
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (zro1A)
Now, if you'll excuse Bob Dole, Bob Dole has to call Bob Dole's tailor
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: steve walsh at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (9u4i0)
My Give-a Fuck-O-Meter would probably have ticked a tiny bit if she hadn't spurred the Resistance and stayed home and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (7uYFy)
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We do not support this woman.
Posted by: Crocs(tm) at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM
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And I can not.
Posted by: D9 Cat at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (DIieJ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (vg8iE)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (r9UYA)
Russian bots hacked the powered exoskeleton's OS!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (wdmm9)
Power through it baby! Power through!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg)
The Balloons are back.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (fA1SL)
I don't really have to spend eternity locked down here with her, do I?
Posted by: satan at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (vg8iE)
The one with the steam-treated pussy?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (8gDQu)
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She's freed upon Hillary's death. It's in her will.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (8OpRV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Cerdic519 at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (Mf+VA)
Why was she in a bathtub at 5am? I am hard-pressed to believe that a granny in her 70s is jumping up before dawn to take a bath.
Posted by: sunny-dee
See: Key Pittman
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (1l010)
Posted by: nip at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (ECLaL)
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She just passed out there the night before.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (vg8iE)
I guess that puts me in the "heart of stone" camp. As long as she's on this side of grave, I just can't find anything funny about her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (AzW6q)
>>I like the ones where the shower floor is "on grade" with the rest of the bathroom - and you've just got the short raised ring of tile to step over.
Pretty much what I put in my master bath.
Ruins you for all other showers, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (d9IQg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Mouru)
Hahaha! I remember you from the old LGF days.
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (zro1A)
Aw, you sound nice. My give-a-fuck-o-meter is stuck on vast-right-wing-conspriacy and email bleaching.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (CAKgV)
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)
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I think she's dreaming about the "out of this world" vodka tonic she had with breakfast and can't wait for a second, *urp*, third one.
Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)
She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM
Situational awareness. Something she learned in Bosnia. Getting ready to dodge some sniper fire.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (fKzbc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants some global warming at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Mouru)
Hahaha! I remember you from the old LGF days.
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (zro1A)
Sssshhhhhhh!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (Mouru)
>>>>>Her edema is terrible. She's got something bad. Maybe congestive heart failure.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV)
I'll say. It has reached Stage IV at least. That's "Manatee."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM
.
.
.She looks horrible.
"Edema can be the result of medication, pregnancy or an underlying
disease often congestive heart failure, kidney disease or cirrhosis of
the liver."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (+Dllb)
She does go to great lengths to hind that huge globe like belly that seems to be present in liver illnesses. It was very spherical in that fall.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
It's still not as bad as that grandma housecoat thing with the big, square pockets that she wore during the campaign.
But to answer your question, my guess is that after suffering from her drunken abuse, staff members send her out in hideous outfits to get back at her.
"Yeah, Ms Clinton, that tent dress doesn't make your ass look big at all."
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (oMtOd)
Is that her big black dude "doctor/SS agen" with her?
Posted by: satan at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fKzbc)
She takes a dive every time she dance...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (Dn4Uq)
Or, this profoundly neurologically challenged old woman, who has to maintain a semblance of cognition in public, routinely rises at 4am because sleep isn't necessarily for someone in her position.
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (LGBR7)
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (5BVHO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fA1SL)
First they tell me that Katy Perry is "ghastly", and now I'm told Huma is "HOT".
I'm about 99% sure neither of those statements is REMOTELY true. Least of all in THAT picture. Even if it did show her as "hot", wouldn't it have to be in focus ?
Come on people. If you're that hard up, google some shit and work it out on your own. Good lord.
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (DIieJ)
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM
my first though was she looked like the Reverend Jim Ignatowski when he heard the "voices"
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
Seem to recall with the WikiLeaks/email leaks that Huma is in possession of Hillary's phone a lot - to the point that she was even pissing off Bill by blocking his access to her. How much is she victim vs. handler/controlling body woman doing her best 'weekend at Bernie's' to get Hillz around while being ValJar jr. when Hillz is napping/passed out/at-home hospital bedbound?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (d9IQg)
Did you use a conventional drain ?
I just stayed at a place where the drain was recessed, under a raised tile. It just looked like the water disappeared. I don't know about maintenance, but it looked cool as shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fiGNd)
But, only if fully submerged for 15 minutes
Posted by: jhstuart at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (79gcP)
Posted by: bluebell
Dear Lord, I did to. Don't do it horde!
Let's just say she needs a better bra.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: satan at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)
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I didn't notice and you really don't expect me to click that again, do you?
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (nBr1j)
PS... I use a cane or a walker or even a wheelchair depending on the situation: I'm not ashamed at all. Fuck her sideways with a barbed pineapple or Humas dick.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (0OmEj)
She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg)
Her presidency
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (lKyWE)
I mean it! This is not cool. It's the exact opposite of cool.
It's hot.
Mmmmmmmm
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - naked and loving it at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (8OpRV)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants some global warming at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (XKZwp)
Does Parkinson's create that kind of edema though and the congestive heart failure cough?
That's what I thought at first, but those cankles are epic.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Blythe Danner at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (wdmm9)
I had a cast for eight weeks, to be sure. Scaphoid is a tricky little bastard, that's for sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (Dn4Uq)
I like the ones where the shower floor is "on grade" with the rest of the bathroom - and you've just got the short raised ring of tile to step over.
Gonna' have that in my next house.
Posted by: ScoggDog
You'd be thrilled with the showers in SE Asia. They are all at grade and share tiles with the toilet! And your bedroom! And the neighbor's bathroom ....
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (KXVP7)
( okay that's a paraphrase of Joan Rivers joking it would have been impossible for her to drown in the bathtub like Whitney Houston)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (wWJIH)
Hillary can't even tell the truth about a cracked wrist bone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (rBnYq)
Hilllary was probably up so her makeup artists could make her look human.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (BWL+E)
She wouldn't have been, anyway-- not really. Her layers of handlers would have brought her shit to sign, written her speeches, etc. Schumer and the rest would take the legislative lead and she'd just nod and smile.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (HKU3C)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Doc Samson at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (ZZtOH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
He might be in there. There's a big black guy next to her in the article linked, not sure if he's the same guy.
Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (DIieJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (wWJIH)
of Hillary's phone a lot - to the point that she was even pissing off
Bill by blocking his access to her.
Well, you know THAT'S bullshit.
Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (DIieJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW)
But a Trump cabinet secretary saying "good day" in Japanese is racist.
Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg)
The Balloons are back.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (aVYsC)
+++
LOL.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (tcwn1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW)
Dirndl for Hillary.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (KXVP7)
Was just there. Yeah - we're gonna' modify that approach a bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
Code Name: Ahab
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW)
She's rockin' that Fred Mertz body!
Posted by: Doc Samson at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (ZZtOH)
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (nBr1j)
She really ought to be staying in a place where the shower, toilet, and sink were all in one space, with the bunk. If there were any justice.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (y87Qq)
I just stayed at a place where the drain was recessed, under a raised tile.
Conventional.
But all of the stone is set in mud, so I was able to get it pretty shallow. You barely notice it.
But I think I could dig on the hidden drain, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (d9IQg)
This bitch knew she was sick but kept up the act.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (CAKgV)
https://tinyurl.com/ybhybpmx
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (n+6mJ)
Thanks!
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
Code Name: Ahab
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (Mouru)
Because he gets to stab the white whale?
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)
Earwigs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (OrxbI)
it's sweetness that she's thing of
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (nFwvY)
That women needs some serious help. Preferably in a locked facility.
Soon.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (7UW64)
Walk In Showers, man. Accept No Substitutes.
Ironically, that's exactly what Frau Gruppencankles had in mind for us unpeople from Jesusland.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (oiNtH)
At least they've let her out on the flats, she has a history with grade changes.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (oyCqX)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (XWkhW)
Golf. Clap.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fKzbc)
No, that's the pink elephant.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (RD7QR)
How's that for a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW)
Well, yeah, but she's no-ways tahhrd, now that she carries hot sauce with her all the time. Y'know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (7UW64)
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Ironically, that's exactly what Frau Gruppencankles had in mind for us unpeople from Jesusland.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Walk in. Wheeled out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Shower hooked up to a toaster???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LTE9d)
Not quite but close.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (nBr1j)
"Help! I lost in 2016 and I can't get up!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (eMKNe)
Correction: "Help! I lost in 2016 and I can't shut up!!"
heh
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (zro1A)
How's that for a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (nBr1j)
Her head does look really tiny compared to everything and everyone else....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Carlos Danger (please send lube) at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (pYQR/)
How's that for a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (nBr1j)
Naw. They would have inserted a version that has two normal hands.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: bluebell
As did I and I saw something. So I checked all the links and pictures.
Did you notice that not one of the support staff, guards and guides...any of the people with her, are smiling?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW)
Well, yeah, but she's no-ways tahhrd, now that she carries hot sauce with her all the time. Y'know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (7UW64)
Did she talk like Apu?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (7uYFy)
293 Oh, I know why the native outfits bother me. It smacks of shallow affectation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW)
Why is the left not screaming bloody murder at this blatant cultural appropriation! White privilege!
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (oyCqX)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (wWJIH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (zuUwB)
The theory is that he has not been fired and is cooperating with the IG. It's better he's not because without a special counsel he's out of reach of the investigation at DoJ.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (CAKgV)
She deserves your scorn, your laughter and your spit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (U6XUk)
Trash a Walmart.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya9qu7ar
Link to dailymail
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: David at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (T2uZP)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (7uYFy)
My expectations are so low right now that I'm hoping this guy what deserves a trebuchet launch at least loses his pension.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (pMGkg)
Good cover story. Huma must have closed her legs suddenly. Call from Weiner?
Posted by: Sphynx at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OZmbA)
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5gaNQ)
Only because Jeff is extremely busy, behind the scenes, doing super-important investigative shit. These things take time. Or so I'm told.
When it becomes obvious that nothing will come of this magical, mystical IG report ... will somebody give me the All-Clear to I Told You So all these Sessions Apologists ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LiyEm)
.........
That's what I thought. Can't picture her in a tub.
MUST NOT PICTURE HER IN A TUB
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)
Of course, the NYT's disappeared her apology (article)...but you can still find it.
Posted by: Orson at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM (h0Jtg)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem
to me it looks like her head is photo shopped on. it doesn't seem to
Posted by: Todler at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (U+nHb)
--
That's what I thought. Can't picture her in a tub.
MUST NOT PICTURE HER IN A TUB
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM
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I'm guessing it would most resemble a vat of tapioca.
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (pMGkg)
MUST NOT PICTURE HER IN A TUB
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM
Damn you...must now try to drink that image away.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (0tfLf)
They are methane breathers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (OrxbI)
When you don't want to laugh at Hillary being a fat, drunk, jackass breaking her wrist remember Hillary let 4 die in Benghazi and lied to the faces of their loved ones. Oh, and she had a guy put in jail for a year that had nothing to do with it.
She deserves your scorn, your laughter and your spit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (U+nHb)
She left 40-50 people alone to die in Benghazi. The only reason so many survived is because a handful of courageous American badasses had to disobey stand-down orders in order to save them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (akYu0)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (y3aQB)
Just. Fucking. Because.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz)
She could come out wearing nothing but Saran Wrap and the media would praise her appearance.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (zro1A)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (gbWkA)
Melania is lovely and having been a model her fashion sense is great, but I wouldn't compare her to Hillary. Melanie is about about 30 years younger, lovely and probably doesn't have a drinking problem or a husband who hates her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (r9UYA)
He's going to hit the snooze button a few more times.
So no.
Posted by: wooga at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (qGehY)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL)
A wise Weasel once said ... Gun purchases out of spite are often the most satisfying.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (fiGNd)
I think her old brittle hate-filled wrist bone snapped like a twig when she tried to brace herself on her repeated falls.
In typical Clinton fashion they're lying through their teeth.
Bitch doesn't want the public to know her x-ray looks like swiss cheese bone density from decades of alcohol abuse and hatred.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (fKzbc)
Not entirely. I know some very round older women with health problems. The difference is they are people of good will.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (8+Ozj)
You're welcome.
The 69th in turn is led by a pair of Irish Wolfhounds, the mascot.
I'm fascinated by the tallest dog in the world. A millenia or two ago and they were stockier, and were true Dogs of War, later used to hunt and kill wolves.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (n+6mJ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycbq384n
Posted by: m
Yep. Yet Anna Wintour put this beast on the cover of Vogue and did a 10 page glossy puff piece on her. Another one featured Chelsea.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (oiNtH)
So does Huma. Standing with legs crossed kind of like Michelle in that fist bump cartoon on the cover of the New Yorker.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (70cRb)
Oh. Yeah. I went there.
Dried up old husk of a nasty piece of work, she is.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Ghosts of Benghazi at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (OrxbI)
Yes, always a good reminder of how little she cared for 'the little people'.
And we have no idea how many lives were lost or jeopardized with her sloppy intel handling (such as outing a covert operative in an unsecured email).
Also: The Libya slave trade, thanks to her ousting Qaddafi so Sid could get some business.
Evil.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (8+Ozj)
B-B-But what about Stormy Daniels?
Posted by: CNN at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (7uYFy)
Is that even possible? I'm speaking metaphysically, of course.
Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (LAe3v)
She didn't slip in a tub, as that is not an uncommon mishap. She most likely just fell randomly in her room. That couldn't be reported since it would hint at some underlying malady, so they came up with the "tub" excuse.
Her fracture is probably much worse than a hairline fracture. She probably has a large cast or brace on which is why she has the enlarged sleeve. Strange she would want to hide the small splint a "hairline fracture" would necessitate.
But if it was a worse fracture, wouldn't that need surgery? Of course it would. But do you think The Queen herself would subjugate herself to surgery in a third world country?
Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (RDwMg)
Posted by: Ghosts of Benghazi at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (70cRb)
fasten one without both hands. God forbid she should ask for help with
that from, y'know, like, her husband? Like I did when I broke my wrist.
It would also help if he was in the same country. Which I'm not.
Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (O5Q3r)
When is she going to start demanding sensible pedestrian overpass control?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (HgMAr)
Not entirely. I know some very round older women with health problems. The difference is they are people of good will.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (8+Ozj)
Understood. But that is not the case here.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Common Mentor at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (X1pLm)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
Look closely at the picture. Damn she needs a chiropractor to align the ever-living-hell out of that spine. Her body faces forward, but her feet point to the left.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Omar, the Tentmaker at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (9oJYp)
I want a milled underfolder. I don't need one, but I want one.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (OrxbI)
Today's outrage du jour is that CIA paramilitary teams are targeting and killing terrorists around the world. And Buzzfeed is horrified. Unbelievable.
It's hard not to notice they aren't similarly horrified terrorists are targeting and killing Americans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (oVJmc)
She really needs a personal trainer instead of a personal enabler.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (7UW64)
likely just fell randomly in her room. That couldn't be reported since
it would hint at some underlying malady, so they came up with the "tub"
excuse.
**Hillary, explaining vodka bottle lodged in her rectum**
It was a million to one shot, Doc, a million to one.
Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (RDwMg)
Everything having to do with the Clinton's is a lie in some way.
Posted by: CNN at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (NWiLs)
The Cruelty to Animals laws apply to HRCWNBPOTUS and crocodiles alike.
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (oVJmc)
We have the technology.
Posted by: Announcer at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Hillary, China in a Bull Shop at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (nBr1j)
350 The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (U+nHb)
If they are millennial females, we're gonna hear "... we tried really, really hard" in whiny nasal tones.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM
I'm betting the locals told her it was a sign of respect and good luck to wear them. In reality it was so everyone lese could hear her approaching so they could go hide while laughing their asses off.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (FhXTo)
We've got something for everyone in Florida.
Come visit today.
Posted by: Rick Scott at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (fKzbc)
Temporarily setting aside my usual weary cynicism, I think she truly feels loyalty and perhaps even admiration for Hillary. It's like she's taking care of her mother. That allows for overlooking a multitude of sins.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (RD7QR)
Will we find out the bridge builder was a diversity hire? Can we interview the fucking SJW that awarded the contract?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (fKzbc)
Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (LAe3v)
Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (fA1SL)
There's actually medical tourism to India, at least for cardia surgeries. However, she'd have a hard time hiding it if she had surgery there - the stairs video getting out is a good indication of that.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (W+vEI)
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Sara Carter story On Strzok/Page & Contreras
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Lat sentence is "INTERESTING"
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"The only thing we would not have access to is grand jury material and some classified documents," said Meadows. "There is no reason why we cannot get the same documents the Inspector General has."
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Circ at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (n2r4H)
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (O5Q3r)
That was pretty much my point.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (oiNtH)
...Who is simply ugly. At least Hillary can clean up so she is sort of bland and inoffensive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM
I'm betting the locals told her it was a sign of respect and good luck to wear them. In reality it was so everyone lese could hear her approaching so they could go hide while laughing their asses off.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
She also has a rope tied to an ankle. If the bells stop chiming Huma has to pull her out.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: nip at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ECLaL)
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)
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This is why I read behind a plexiglass keyboard shield.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
Or at least get out of her way so she doesn't slip and fall on them....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (7uYFy)
But she needs to make sure to wear the lead full-body suit. You can't be too careful.
Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: jrod at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (ONfGU)
Posted by: Max Power at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (q177U)
Today's outrage du jour is that CIA paramilitary teams are targeting and killing terrorists around the world. And Buzzfeed is horrified. Unbelievable.
It's hard not to notice they aren't similarly horrified terrorists are targeting and killing Americans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (rBnYq)
I'd be outraged if they WEREN'T doing this, or else what the hell do we pay them for?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (RD7QR)
She should remain in India. They revere all things bovine there: win-win!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (5gaNQ)
Setback? Hell, I think she's doing great. Hope she stays abroad and keeps telling the world how stupid and backward Americans that didn't vote for her are!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (SXaOr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (7uYFy)
Today's outrage du jour is that CIA paramilitary teams are targeting
and killing terrorists around the world. And Buzzfeed is horrified.
Unbelievable.
Buzzfeed wants them to target and kill conservatives.
Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (oVJmc)
Was going to go this route with the .357 ... but never found a Lever Action I liked. Just not a Henry guy. Too pretty.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (fiGNd)
But she keeps running around and acting like she's been robbed of something that she was entitled to. It's almost pitiable that she can't seem to see that.
Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Cw3TC)
Whenever I'm in a third world country with questionable water I feel that dropping into a bathtub and soaking in my own filth is highly understandable.
Posted by: Said No One - Ever at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (oiNtH)
...Who is simply ugly. At least Hillary can clean up so she is sort of bland and inoffensive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM
I disagree. Chelsea is just...vacant.
Hillzs is ugly to the bone, if not the soul.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (0tfLf)
434 Looks like clothes worn by Zippy the Pinhead
Posted by: jrod at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (ONfGU)
Ahnold / Total Recall
/ going through customs at Mars
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (pNxlR)
Heya friendo! bluebell already saw this earlier, but:
https://stoatnet.org/small.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: EYE-gore at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (oVJmc)
We're your huckleberry. That's just our game.
Posted by: FBI Hostage Rescue Team at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (vDqXW)
Don't look at me like that, you know he probably did. Doesn't matter to me.
Posted by: Monty James at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (wMBO1)
Posted by: Former U.S. Senator Larry Craig at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM)
Because: fuck you, and Glock 19.
Posted by: nip at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ECLaL)
Congrats! G17 mags will fit the 19 nicely.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (HgMAr)
But she keeps running around and acting like she's been robbed of something that she was entitled to. It's almost pitiable that she can't seem to see that.
Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Cw3TC)
No pity at all. She's left a slime trail of corruption, ruin and death wherever she's slithered.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (RDwMg)
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I agree. If you click on the link (*danger! danger!*) you can see that she's trying really, really hard to hide something. She has another outfit with a wrap that totally hides that hand. There's no way you'd want to go to all that trouble to hide a little cast for a sprain.
She's just not well, plain and simple. She needs to go spend time with her grandchildren while she still can.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) muses at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (5gaNQ)
Is Ving her bodyguard/reanimator from the Van Incident?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (qJtVm)
The only thing that outfit of her's is missing a Costco size shopping along with a tarp, bags of recycled plastics and cats.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (bFGRX)
Posted by: Keith at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (USf3s)
Heya friendo! bluebell already saw this earlier, but:
https://stoatnet.org/small.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq)
He's a cute little bologna loaf.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
But she keeps running around and acting like she's been robbed of something that she was entitled to. It's almost pitiable that she can't seem to see that.
Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Cw3TC)
Oh, she sees it. What you do not understand is she believes she was entitled to it to the very core of her wizened soul.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (pNxlR)
https://stoatnet.org/small.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq)
Holy Cow!! Sniff that head, you know you want to.
What a cutie pie!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (5gaNQ)
Obama was Judge Dredd - selecting and approving drone strike targets. Worse, he was a fan of the double strike - where you strike once, first responders rush to the scene, and then the second strike takes them out.
Oh, and killing American citizens, including the son of a target (I know, they were enemies, but odd how it was no biggie when Obama did it).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Lena D. at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd)
Why do you hate her grandkids? What did they ever do to you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
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And suddenly I have a picture of Roz, from Monsters Inc., in my mind.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (oMtOd)
plus, it would involve cross-dressing, giving him modern street cred.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd)
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It's her exoskeleton and the stapled-on skin.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) muses at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (OrxbI)
Yeah. She'd be the hot girl at the office.
Gotta' remember the Virtue Signally Effect around here. Politics are a +/- 3 points.
The One True Scale doesn't bother with that shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (fiGNd)
The WH doctor who was around during the Clinton terms wrote about it in a book about the job. Hillary had what the doc suspected was a blot clot in her leg and didn't want to bother getting it checked out. She finally did --- and doc was right.
The doc is understandably vague about whatever 'minor' problem Hill had and the 'mild, low-dose' meds she was given. But the 'minor' problem in the 90's could be a major one now.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (0jtPF)
So she has decided to travel the world in her retirement. Using her ill-gotten won't-be-prosecuted funds I assume.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Timon at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd)
She'll be harvesting their organs in a year or so--best not to get too emotionally connected.
Posted by: Keith at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (ATVNj)
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The only thing that outfit of her's is missing a Costco size shopping along with a tarp, bags of recycled plastics and cats.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (t6XCL)
Signin' books!
Signin' books over her next to the free samples of Tostino's Pizza Rolls!
Signin' books, y'all!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM)
In the tablecloth department.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (7UW64)
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D'aaawwww! Cutie pie!
Did they force you to hold the baby? Did you sweat like you were pondering cutting the red wire or the blue wire?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm)
In this case it's something like "BEHOLD YOUR QUEEN!"
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (FLifI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
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And suddenly I have a picture of Roz, from Monsters Inc., in my mind.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (oMtOd)
Roz was ethical and working for the greater good. Plus, better looking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
Uh huh. I predict that doesn't fly either.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (5gaNQ)
482 Those outfits are so smart and fashionable.
You can't even see the urinary catheter bag.
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I thought it was a colostomy bag?
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: navybrat at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (w7KSn)
I chuckled out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (W+vE
I know she would be fine getting surgery there, but you know she's too much of an elitist to not got to a top surgeon in the US--who will (most importantly) keep quiet.
Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (RDwMg)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (oMtOd)<
You are always are. That's why I always win when we play You-Paper-Scissors.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (3fxCO)
You can't even see the urinary catheter bag.
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I thought it was a colostomy bag?
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (2LelM)
Embrace the power of "and"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (pNxlR)
Those outfits are so smart and fashionable.
You can't even see the urinary catheter bag.
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I thought it was a colostomy bag?
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM
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Every outfit she wears IS a colostomy bag.
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (pMGkg)
*smash cut to Hillary being interred in a tomb in New York in late 2018*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (3fxCO)
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Yes, I know, I already admitted that you got all the brains in the family.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (e1mEI)
She needs to commission an adult-sized baby bathtub seat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Andy Mac at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (e1mEI)
Who weighs about 120--maybe. You expect her to catch that lard ass before she hits the ground?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm)
Needn't have worried about dropping him, little guy is half marmoset. Can't pry him off once he attaches.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (wWJIH)
Another Holy Shit Headline that never happened,
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: OCBill at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)
http://tinyurl.com/ydf7s7d4
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (nisXv)
Hillary is like an episode of Amazing Race gone horribly wrong.
"We're sorry Hillary, you've finished in last place, and were eliminated three days ago."
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (3fxCO)
Another Holy Shit Headline that never happened,
John McCain got his vigorish.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Gary Johnson, In Search of A Leppo at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (bJCqW)
http://tinyurl.com/ydf7s7d4
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (nisXv)
He's just an ordinary, average guy....
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq)
Duh, that seems logical.
Posted by: Baby Huey at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (T71PA)
If she had retired after her stint as SoS, she might have had an acceptably respectable legacy (well, unless you're not on the left).
As it is, she becomes more pathetic and ludicrous by the day, and there is apparently no end to it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (cu8/f)
One more medical mishap and she's a shoo-in for that big, big $$$ HoverRound spokescritter gig!
Go, Shills, go!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (2LelM)
I got in huge trouble about mid-way through my career by announcing at a project meeting that I had no problem with MBE's, I just didn't want one on the structural portion of the project. Holy cow was there hell to pay next day in the office.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (kUmUV)
Almost as good as the beer I'm drinking (Bell's Lager of the Lakes)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (y87Qq)
He's a cutie.
I never turn down a chance to hold 'em ... but I insist on sitting down first.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood,
Uh oh. Plutonium cocktail coming up.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (oiNtH)
i'm gonna need a bigger whistle.
Posted by: Life Coach at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (v3pYe)
--
Joe Walsh of The James Gang and Eagles was a guest on WLS radio today
and was plugging a charity he started for vets. His dad was killed on
Okinawa and has supported vets for most of his career. I always liked
him and surprised he's not a crazy lib.
http://tinyurl.com/ydf7s7d4
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM
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He was also pretty good on America's Most Wanted.
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (OrxbI)
He doeshn't sheem very vigorish to me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (hMwEB)
Uncle. That's my little sister holding him.
I mentioned in a morning thread last week that I was headed down to see him and bluebell was very adamant that I had to hold him, etc.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (2LelM)
----
Don't forget stale ribbon candy and mothballs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (qJtVm)
I always get the vibe that Hillary smells of urine, bourbon and talcum. It gives me the willies.
You forgot KY.
Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (LAe3v)
In other weird news, a Russian pilot who was supposed to fly $386 million of gold and silver back to Putin from Siberia is claiming "the door popped open while we were in flight and the gold fell out".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq)
... after which it was collected and hidden by the dog who had just that morning eaten his homework.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (cu8/f)
And we would have probably had a different President.
* thanks the Lord
Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (qJtVm)
And soap. Ivory soap.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (T71PA)
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In my fantasy, after Hill, Bill, Chelz, and Marc get the blindfold and the cigarette, Trump adopts the grandkids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: 13times at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (9BLnV)
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (qJtVm)<
Summit Extra Pale Ale here. I took a few hours off early from work to go shooting at the range with my youngest, who is in town for a few days. In my happy place. :0
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (3fxCO)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (3fxCO)
I did indeed.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (y87Qq)
* thanks the Lord
Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (48QDY)
The DNC didn't want her the second go-round. They pretty much begged Joe Biden to jump in.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq)
Well, the next time this guys on a plane, the door is going to pop open and HE is going to "fall" out....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (r9UYA)
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I thought this also, but he's been a visiting professor there for years, therefore he does have some kind of personal attachment. Plus he's the local senator. But he's still a douche.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (3fxCO)
I did indeed.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (y87Qq)
But did you sniff, sir?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm)
"We're sorry Hillary, but you lost valuable hours on the 'walking down the steps' challenge and the Pit Stop 'taking a bath' leg of the race put you in last place for good. You have been eliminated."
Phil Keoghan
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (LOgQ4)
Uncle. That's my little sister holding him.
I mentioned in a morning thread last week that I was headed down to see him and bluebell was very adamant that I had to hold him, etc.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq)
He's so adorable!
They should have let you name him. You coulda called him Denny, short for Denephew.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq)
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And you did exactly as I asked, and I am proud. But now I am kicking myself for not having asked you to bring him to me. He's a complete dollbaby. Maybe your sister wouldn't miss him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd)
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (n+6mJ)
"SQUEEE!! Like, I feel so totes great about this bridge!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (y87Qq)<
That's good. You are coachable.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (3fxCO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (AzW6q)
Children with Chelsea's face? Why not just adopt a horse?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (3fxCO)
Sweet.
Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (fiGNd)
Well then, Thank God Hillary is as stubborn and entitled as she is.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm)
How could he not ? It's hard-wired in our lizard brains.
Yankee Candle should make that scent. They'd sell a zillion of 'em.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm)
This!!!
I know I can't help it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (7UW64)
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (n+6mJ)
So long as you have in place the central pillar and pipe stays that appear as though they play some role in supporting the walkway's load. But, what do I know?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (fiGNd)
Ole Joe didn't want to end up dead and naked in the pool.
Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (48QDY)
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami?
Posted by: Ignoramus
Sidewalk.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (b2/Ti)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm)
This!!!
I know I can't help it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (7UW64)
I miss that smell.
*sigh*
Time to start drinking. Heavily.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (e1mEI)
Or at least peed upon.
Had a niece we nicknamed Vesuvius. Nothing stayed in that kid for long.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Davod at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (E1VyF)
Posted by: JoeF."
It's your mind playing tricks on you. She looks hot in photos with Hillary. Just average when by herself.
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd)
I already texted her "hey... do you still have that baby?", and she said that she did. So... looks like she's already found a place to put it and everything. Sorry.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (7A6l6)
Posted by: Michael at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (kR54v)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (wWJIH)
Posted by: Davod at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (E1VyF)
Children with Chelsea's face? Why not just adopt a horse?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (9BLnV)
Okay, PDJT adopts them and enters them in horse racing's Triple Crown. Satisfied?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (pNxlR)
Mind his fontanelle.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (OrxbI)
Son, you know you got a panty on your head?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)
---
Better git going, the Horde is already lapping you.
Wait, that sounds bad...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (MxEKc)
Wait.
Think about this for a minute.
What are you following?
Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)
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Better git going, the Horde is already lapping you.
Wait, that sounds bad...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (qJtVm)
Well, that all depends now doesn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (y87Qq)
For the best. Most of 'em turn into teens.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Michael at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (kR54v)
She's still alive, so I guess not...
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Shep! at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd)<
I'm not bailing you out again for this.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (3fxCO)
Posted by: Davod at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (E1VyF)
Trudeau looks a lot prettier in that type of outfit than she does.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd)<
I'm not bailing you out again for this.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (3fxCO)
Don't get taken alive.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 05:01 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 05:01 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Worc1 at March 16, 2018 05:01 PM (ir1zf)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM
Glad to hear the Aqua Velva / Axe Body Wash resupply run yesterday went well.
You're very lucky to have the entire Horde as your wingman, you know.
If you need additional Barry White CDs, let us know!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (3fxCO)
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Hush. Family secrets are called secrets FOR A REASON.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Seems Legit"
They should stick to sustainable, gender neutral bike paths.
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)
Nice.
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Dang at March 16, 2018 05:04 PM (8b+oT)
In Russia, bullion from cargo bay.
https://youtu.be/hOTXMQW_13U
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 05:07 PM (BXgrX)
Posted by: saf at March 16, 2018 05:07 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 05:12 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 05:12 PM (bJ0w+)
Which slipped?
A. Hillary
B. Her knife
c. All of the above
Posted by: 99Problems at March 16, 2018 05:14 PM (zWaPh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 05:15 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Saturn at March 16, 2018 05:16 PM (UfBqz)
Posted by: professor_chaos at March 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8Uxuq)
Honestly? I don't think Huma has a choice. It's like the Mafia or the Crips. Once you're in, you're in for life. And I do mean life.
Minimum? Unassailable evidence about Huma's and/or Huma's mummy's direct connection to terrorism gets leaked and Huma and/or Huma's mummy spend the rest of their lives in that Supermax where you can't even see what direction the daylight is coming from.
Maximum? Huma and/or Weiner has a sudden onset of severe depression and they and their offspring go for a one-way walk to Fort Marcy Park. Tragically, there would be no survivors.
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 16, 2018 05:30 PM (aId/R)
Posted by: TJ at March 16, 2018 05:33 PM (rfZK9)
No woman, lesbian or straight, wears an outfit like that by choice.
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 16, 2018 05:35 PM (aId/R)
http://tinyurl.com/y7k72unu
There is no way she got into that without a Hoyer lift. And if she did slip in that bathroom and only hurt her wrist she should consider herself lucky. That place is a bathroom accident waiting to happen.
So beautiful and so dangerous, to quote a movie/song.
Posted by: geoffb at March 16, 2018 05:35 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 05:36 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2018 05:45 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: clutch at March 16, 2018 05:48 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Anneke9 at March 16, 2018 05:52 PM (H4Acv)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 16, 2018 05:52 PM (9WZ8Z)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 16, 2018 05:54 PM (9WZ8Z)
Do these balloons blow up in funny shapes at all?
Posted by: OCBill at March 16, 2018 05:55 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: artemis at March 16, 2018 06:00 PM (AwPyG)
I mean, this getting ridiculous. What is wrong with her?
Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2018 06:05 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2018 06:10 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Bob at March 16, 2018 06:17 PM (fVGlW)
Posted by: Eugene Podrazik at March 16, 2018 06:41 PM (14yG2)
Posted by: Editor at March 16, 2018 06:53 PM (FdjhG)
Posted by: oddnot likes No Deals at March 16, 2018 07:34 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
That's from when she kicked the tv when Trump was on.
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2018 07:55 PM (4ioAJ)
Posted by: Timon
"She saw it in the window and just had to have it"
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2018 08:31 PM (4ioAJ)
Posted by: Gumby
They need to make a "fall in" model for her.
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2018 08:35 PM (4ioAJ)
Posted by: DaveKinNC at March 16, 2018 08:51 PM (/NgNT)
Posted by: Leonero at March 16, 2018 09:37 PM (zSLqp)
Posted by: rufusrastasjohnsonbrown at March 16, 2018 10:11 PM (RGckL)
On the other hand, if she wasn't such a damnable lying, cheating, crooked, mean, spiteful, petty, unpleasant vicious, vengeful, whiny, appalling waste of oxygen, I think I would feel sorry for her. Regardless of how I do or do not feel, it's really past time she checked herself into an assisted living facility.
Posted by: Persnickety at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (kVD6s)
Posted by: OregonGuy at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (3wqUt)
Posted by: Buffalobob at March 16, 2018 11:26 PM (3P5C1)
Posted by: Strock Struck at March 17, 2018 01:01 AM (qlTN9)
Posted by: ron n. at March 17, 2018 02:09 AM (MBrFx)
Posted by: Redacted at March 17, 2018 08:34 AM (B9V7e)
Posted by: docweasel at March 17, 2018 11:16 AM (Made5)
Posted by: TR at March 18, 2018 05:39 PM (jOSqt)
See this is the true face of someone infected with mad cow disease compounded by a systemic syphilis infection that has reached her brain. Hillary obviously got this from Bill Clinton after he had unprotected sex with 30) 12 year old Haitian hookers provided to the Clinton Foundation orgy by Oxfam!
Posted by: Dan P. at March 19, 2018 04:53 PM (PCpBW)
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