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Good morning Horde. Hope you've had a good week and a better weekend. Let's take a look at some items that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.


Enjoy these or other things in this open thread. Interact well with others and no running with sharp objects.

Have a great weekend!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM




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1 Right freaking now.

Posted by: Obtuse at March 17, 2018 08:24 AM (M+Tfi)

2 I hate coffee.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 17, 2018 08:25 AM (2NqXo)

3 morning

Posted by: m at March 17, 2018 08:26 AM (U6XUk)

4 2 I hate coffee.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey



STONE THE HEATHEN!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 17, 2018 08:27 AM (TR7qh)

5
Running around in circles getting ready to head out to Navasota show. Little Dot is on three legs; maybe a broken toe. Just another weekend morning at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 08:27 AM (xWmoa)

6 Right freaking now
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Truth

Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 17, 2018 08:27 AM (rBnYq)

7 Moar coffee needed.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2018 08:27 AM (iiixZ)

8 Gumball bandit is great. Especially if you hum the Mission Impossible theme along with the video

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:28 AM (8ikIW)

9 Our local government school system hired a convicted child molester for a substitute teacher. No one is being punished though, it was just a oversight.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:29 AM (UdKB7)

10 Truly weird.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 17, 2018 08:30 AM (e11dj)

11 Real lumberjacks
youtube
stihl timbersports

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s54pm0_Nr0E

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=stihl+timbersports

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 17, 2018 08:30 AM (roQNm)

12 Wonder what Mr. McCabe is having this morning?

Besides indigestion.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2018 08:30 AM (iiixZ)

13 STONE THE HEATHEN!!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 17, 2018 08:27 AM

Does a tolerance for mocha frosting win me a reprieve?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 17, 2018 08:30 AM (2NqXo)

14 ...an entire packet of bacon...

I didn't know there was another way.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 08:31 AM (QjUQj)

15 A little Peter Green awesomeness. Toe tapping.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhzgcdg

Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 17, 2018 08:32 AM (rBnYq)

16 Florida.

SMDH

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at March 17, 2018 08:32 AM (3s40U)

17 Thanks for morning weirdness Mis Humgood morning to ya.

Posted by: BebeDahl at March 17, 2018 08:33 AM (yNyJy)

18 I need coffee in order to think clearly.
Do I send Andy McCabe a retirement card or a birthday card?

Posted by: Guam tipper at March 17, 2018 08:34 AM (/DvFd)

19 Is McCrabie still trying to call the waaaaahhhbulance claiming Trump is being mean? Good!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 08:34 AM (my6cm)

20 I just found out that Dweezil Zappa will have a concert here next month. Should I go?

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:34 AM (UdKB7)

21 4 2 I hate coffee.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


STONE THE HEATHEN!!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 17, 2018 08:27 AM (TR7qh)

As a Cob, I can't allow that. Although I entirely understand the sentiment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:35 AM (3Pma+)

22 HA! The paint thinner link is hilarious.
i guess the guy that was robbed didn't have a "type" when it came to boyfriends

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:35 AM (8ikIW)

23 I'm already on my third cup.

So, I recently learned that the Maryland state song "Maryland, My Maryland" has some problematic verses that have somehow escaped the wrath of the snowflakes:

The despot's heel is on thy shore,
Maryland!
His torch is at thy temple door,
Maryland!
Avenge the patriotic gore
That flecked the streets of Baltimore,
And be the battle queen of yore,
Maryland! My Maryland!

I hear the distant thunder-hum,
Maryland!
The Old Line bugle, fife, and drum,
Maryland!
She is not dead, nor deaf, nor dumb-
Huzza! She spurns the Northern scum!
She breathes! She burns! She'll come! She'll come!
Maryland! My Maryland!

That's just a few stanzas. The whole thing is a rip-snortin' call to arms. Every year it comes up for review but it hasn't been purged, YET.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 08:35 AM (qJtVm)

24 20 I just found out that Dweezil Zappa will have a concert here next month. Should I go?
Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:34 AM (UdKB7)

Yes,

Is it Zappa plays Zappa?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:35 AM (3Pma+)

25 Bacon is good.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2018 08:36 AM (EoRCO)

26 What amazes me is that my hatred of the left can increase every day and I have not exploded. Yet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 08:36 AM (5y11N)

27 Last night's Levin show was definitely worth a listen. Check his replay if you're so inclined. He listed what's coming down the pike with *itch McConnell and the gang. It may as well be Obama in office. First up is an internet tax. New gun regs, FULL funding of Planned Barrenhood and more.

Last third of the show was an interview with an author who wrote a new book about climate change. He was unbelievable.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at March 17, 2018 08:36 AM (ihzOe)

28 Good morning horde!! Coffee is good, bacon is good, mocha is good (hugs JuJuBee) but I draw the line at Burger King- it is just not good.
I hope you all have a blessed day.

Posted by: moki at March 17, 2018 08:36 AM (V+V48)

29 "I've never felt more empowered then putting on a pair of stilettos and walking through a marble lobby."


LOL

Tell how empowered you feel after you have to run in those things - maybe through the airport in order to make your flight.
"Empowered," my a$$. You feel like a pretty princess in them.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (W+vEI)

30 The day begins with Refugee-ette at an out of town cello recital. Luckily a Tim Hortons has been spotted.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (Ziard)

31 OK morons.. help. I want to make corn beef and cabbage today. Last year I had the brisket in the crock pot all day expecting it to come out and melt in my mouth. Disappointing. It was tough. Thinking of just putting it in the oven and slow bake. Thoughts??

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (dUJdY)

32 Wonder what Mr. McCabe is having this morning?

Besides indigestion.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2018 08:30 AM (iiixZ)



Probably the MFM, DNC and cuck Republicans servicing him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (SiINZ)

33 I really like fast food even though I get to have it rarely. But when I do, I go for the simplest items on the menu. I await the Professional opinion of Moron Authority on the Bacon King sandwich.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (EZebt)

34 real lumberjacks
big timber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-SwpDKkHko

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=big+timber+falling

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (roQNm)

35 but I draw the line at Burger King- it is just not good

Not even the extra crispy extra spicy extra chickeny chicken sammich they're advertising?

/s

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

36 Can you enter the Phallological Museum through the back door?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 08:38 AM (qJtVm)

37 16 Florida.

SMDH
Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at March 17, 2018 08:32 AM (3s40U)

Right now so am I, and I live here. FIU bridge collapse because the firm was more interested in MUH DUHVERSITY than structural soundness. The first gun grab under the new bullshit law just took place. Stereotypes aside this is a great state to live in and was relatively free until recently. Progressive cocksuckers ruin everything.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 08:38 AM (NWiLs)

38 26 What amazes me is that my hatred of the left can increase every day and I have not exploded. Yet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 08:36 AM (5y11N)


Better living through chemistry?

Or a hawt babe on the side?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:39 AM (3Pma+)

39 Navasota show."

Que? One of the jr mices is headed thru Navasota soon...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 17, 2018 08:39 AM (7LY+6)

40 Heels you say? Not the Deimoscr@p kind

http://www.ufunk.net/upublish/shes-got-mail/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 08:39 AM (my6cm)

41 The penis museum is hard to find.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (QjUQj)

42 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (dUJdY)

I boil ours gently, cool it before slicing. Use the same water to boil the veggies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (EZebt)

43 Stereotypes aside this is a great state to live in and was relatively free until recently. Progressive cocksuckers ruin everything.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 08:38 AM (NWiLs)

...and waste perfectly good Ragu.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (3s40U)

44 Nobody can find the G-Spot Museum.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (qJtVm)

45 Progressive cocksuckers ruin everything.
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Well, buckle up me boyo. They are going after Florida good and hard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (rBnYq)

46 OK morons.. help. I want to make corn beef and cabbage today. Last year I had the brisket in the crock pot all day expecting it to come out and melt in my mouth. Disappointing. It was tough. Thinking of just putting it in the oven and slow bake. Thoughts??
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (dUJdY)

Yup.....I cook mine at 325 for about 6 hours for a 5 pound piece.

Cook covered surrounded by the veggies and baste about every half hour.

When done, remove, let sit for 15 minutes, then slice and return to pan and cook uncovered for about 30 minutes, basting at your discretion.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2018 08:43 AM (EoRCO)

47 Our local government school system hired a convicted child molester for a substitute teacher. No one is being punished though, it was just a oversight.
Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:29 AM (UdKB7)
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Reason #5,287 why we homeschool, eh freaked?

Good morning all.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 08:44 AM (oMtOd)

48 41 The penis museum is hard to find.
Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (QjUQj)

So is the G-Spot Museum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:44 AM (3Pma+)

49 Mmmmmm, bacon!
Saw this on the 'Brunch with Bobby" show last weekend and I need to make it.

https://tinyurl.com/yajtwdpn

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 08:45 AM (W+vEI)

50 'Is it Zappa plays Zappa?'

It's not billed as that. "Dweezil Zappa and the Others of Intention" is the current band. I think I will go though to see what the kid can do.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:45 AM (UdKB7)

51 The penis museum is hard to find.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (QjUQj)



Barry O: Not for some of us!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 08:45 AM (SiINZ)

52 Is McCrabie still trying to call the waaaaahhhbulance claiming Trump is being mean? Good!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 08:34 AM (my6cm)


Yeah, being formally discharged for "lack of candor" while under oath is going to leave a mark. Previously, these creatures have been allowed to slither away without any repercussions.

I didn't think Sessions was going to do it. Frankly, I think Sessions has read the tea leaves and figured it was either his job on the line or McCabe's. There's a new sheriff in town (Donny Two Scoops) and his patience is finite.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 17, 2018 08:46 AM (5Yee7)

53 50 'Is it Zappa plays Zappa?'

It's not billed as that. "Dweezil Zappa and the Others of Intention" is the current band. I think I will go though to see what the kid can do.
Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:45 AM (UdKB7)

I just looked up his web site.

Franks band mates and Dwezil, awesome. Nearest show is 5 hours away, think I'll pass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:47 AM (3Pma+)

54 White coffee? Or perhaps it is anti-gravity coffee that levitates to the top of the pot.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, the new King of Science at March 17, 2018 08:47 AM (/qEW2)

55
I didn't think Sessions was going to do it. Frankly, I think Sessions has read the tea leaves and figured it was either his job on the line or McCabe's. There's a new sheriff in town (Donny Two Scoops) and his patience is finite.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 17, 2018 08:46 AM (5Yee7)



Someone on Laura Ingraham show said that last night. Session's head was on the block and this may buy him some time. It's time to take off the white gloves and take the fight to the left they way they've taken it to us for decades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 08:47 AM (SiINZ)

56 White coffee?

Racist coffee.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:48 AM (8ikIW)

57 Gumball bandit is great. Especially if you hum the Mission Impossible theme along with the video
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:28 AM (8ikIW)
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I heard Yakety Sax.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 08:48 AM (oMtOd)

58 The Penis Museum reports are phallse.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 17, 2018 08:48 AM (YFnq5)

59 'The victim told News 6 that Irving was wearing a bull costume.'

Florida.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 08:48 AM (QjUQj)

60 Tumble Down shack in Big Foot County is a really nice line

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 08:50 AM (PUmDY)

61 https://tinyurl.com/yajtwdpn
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 08:45 AM (W+vEI)
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Lizzy, that looks amazing. What time shall we show up?

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 08:51 AM (oMtOd)

62 31... Jewells,
Mrs. JTB says use enough water to cover the meat and cook on low heat. The wrapper should give the time per pound. When the meat is well along, add the spuds and carrots. Add the cabbage only in the last 20 to 30 minutes. It has come out perfect every time.

Our slow cooker died and we use a heavy cast iron enameled pot on the stove. Works just fine.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 08:51 AM (V+03K)

63 57 Gumball bandit is great. Especially if you hum the Mission Impossible theme along with the video
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:28 AM (8ikIW)
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I heard Yakety Sax.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 08:48 AM (oMtOd)

It beats hearing voices



amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:52 AM (3Pma+)

64 Thanks HG. That's what I am going to do. Okay to put the cabbage in at the same time? it won't be too soggy?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:52 AM (dUJdY)

65 Spicier: Now he has to sign up for ObamaCare.

btw, I knew the "They're trying to silence me like Comey!"-card was coming next. It only shows the guy to be another hack Left politician with a badge.

That reminds me, Andy; turn in your badge on the way out. We'll give it to a real cop.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 17, 2018 08:52 AM (Ndje9)

66 It beats hearing voices

amirite?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:52 AM (3Pma+)
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I hear ya.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 08:52 AM (oMtOd)

67

Has a Hawaiian judge said that McCabe can't be fired?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 08:53 AM (SiINZ)

68 Ahh.. never mind I see JTB answered my question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:53 AM (dUJdY)

69 2 I hate coffee.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 17, 2018 08:25 AM (2NqXo)


Careful with that kind of talk. You don't want to end up in Time Out, do you?

And Morning, Horde.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 08:53 AM (sdi6R)

70 Why is there no butt museum? The corridors could be shaped like a giant colon. What fun. This is yet another case of heteronormative microaggression which they are too clueless to be aware of.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (/qEW2)

71 "Franks band mates and Dwezil, awesome. Nearest show is 5 hours away, think I'll pass."

I'll go and provide a critical review here. The boy better not
ruin "Dirty Love" for me.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (UdKB7)

72 So I got a new Mac....I know, 1%er and all....I visit my usual sights, here, WZ, insta, LI, Drudge, Maggie's, & Ricochet. Which sight keeps sending me to mackeeper pop up tabs??? Driving me crazy. How do I stop it? Will visit8ng the site incognito stop it? Right now, I've wiped websight data, turned off JavaScript, stopped pop ups, cookies, etc. and it still happens. I think it's either instapundit or LI.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (kufk0)

73 "The victim told News 6 that Irving was wearing a bull costume."


I give up.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2018 08:55 AM (2K6fY)

74 Coffee. And something.... more... But I have to drop the kid off today. Work tonight and so on and so on...And Green Beer is not...natural, nor is corned beef an edible choice. Trying. to practice. for. March. 22nd.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 17, 2018 08:56 AM (pzA2L)

75 >>The penis museum is hard to find.


Well, shouldn't have erected it between two mountains!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 08:56 AM (W+vEI)

76 Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (kufk0)

Ask a hipster....or Rush.

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 08:56 AM (0+nbW)

77 Did boulder terlit hobo get un-suspended? I haven't seen him around.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

78 "The victim told News 6 that Irving was wearing a bull costume."


I give up.
Posted by: Kindltot

If you watch the video, the reporter refers to it as a bull costume onesie. I have no idea what that is.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (8ikIW)

79 41 The penis museum is hard to find.
Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 08:41 AM (QjUQj)

good man hard to find or hard man good to find?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (BtQd4)

80 Thanks HG. That's what I am going to do. Okay to put the cabbage in at the same time? it won't be too soggy?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:52 AM (dUJdY)

I cook the brisket with onions, taters and carrots and I cook the cabbage separately in chicken broth and spices on the stove top.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (EoRCO)

81 Did boulder terlit hobo get un-suspended? I haven't seen him around.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

What was he suspended for?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (5y11N)

82 77 Did boulder terlit hobo get un-suspended? I haven't seen him around.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

Yes, he un suspended.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (EZebt)

83 Good Morning. Stuck in a hotel in Hutchins Texas waiting for a load of resin. Then headed to Chicago. But I have coffee and a lap top. all is well.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (MC8G+)

84 Any Slade fans here?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rftnB33goIg

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 08:58 AM (PUmDY)

85 What was he suspended for?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (5y11N)

Commenting on a draft thread

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2018 08:58 AM (EZebt)

86 >>Why is there no butt museum? The corridors could be shaped like a giant colon. What fun. This is yet another case of heteronormative microaggression which they are too clueless to be aware of.

There will be a museum for an a$$ soon....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Barack_Obama_Presidential_Center

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 08:59 AM (W+vEI)

87 Oldsailors Poet,
That's a name I haven't seen in a while....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 08:59 AM (kufk0)

88 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (dUJdY)

In a smoker is best, but an oven would probably be better than a crockpot. You need to really melt the fat and brown the edges and a crockpot (which I generally like) just doesn't get the job done. Also, you *have* to cut across the grain. Nothing is going to change long, stringy fibers into short fibers except cutting.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 08:59 AM (rp9xB)

89 Thanks San Fran

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 08:59 AM (lwiT4)

90 71 "Franks band mates and Dwezil, awesome. Nearest show is 5 hours away, think I'll pass."

I'll go and provide a critical review here. The boy better not
ruin "Dirty Love" for me.
Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (UdKB7)


I've heard "Billy The Mountain" on you tube sounds good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:59 AM (3Pma+)

91 When you get right down to it aren't all coffee jokes basically saying the same thing?


*****


It's Funny 'Cause Of Where He Sleeps - a limerick

Count Dracula likes his coffee percolated
The instant stuff is highly overrated
Real coffee wakes the dead
It even got him]/b] out of bed
I guess you'd say he's been de-coffinated

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 08:59 AM (wPiJc)

92 Definitely see Dweezil and band.

Posted by: Love Gun at March 17, 2018 08:59 AM (gjB0k)

93 Good Morning. Stuck in a hotel in Hutchins Texas waiting for a load of resin. Then headed to Chicago. But I have coffee and a lap top. all is well.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (MC8G+)

Long time, no see. Are you still in Fountain Inn?

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (0+nbW)

94 OSP - you're taking a load of resin to Chicago? Interesting.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (lwiT4)

95 I woke up to the tears of former Friends of the Blog. Yah!

Posted by: Grump928 at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (OrxbI)

96 Right now, I've wiped websight data, turned off JavaScript, stopped pop ups, cookies, etc. and it still happens. I think it's either instapundit or LI.
Posted by: lin-duh

I run adblock plus on firefox and safari and get no adds.

Brave works great too.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (8ikIW)

97 Crap. Need more coffee before I make coffee jokes, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (wPiJc)

98 So I got a new Mac....
.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (kufk0)

I've got ghostery and NoScript on my MacBook. No junk.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 / non-Hipster at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (3s40U)

99 77, yes, I saw a post by him yesterday.

Posted by: sawhorse at March 17, 2018 09:01 AM (ARGoY)

100 94 OSP - you're taking a load of resin to Chicago? Interesting.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (lwiT4)

Wriggley Field cuz the Cubs are cheaters.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:01 AM (3Pma+)

101 So I got a new Mac....

.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (kufk0)



I've got ghostery
===============


I got a rock.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:01 AM (lwiT4)

102 Gotta see what the price of that BK is before I can decide. Now if the price is reasonable, some of the coronary bypass bacon can come off & fried for another day. The burning sketti duo should fry for attempted murder. Go ahead Mr. Stiletto, get bone spurs, that'll teach all the lumberjacks too funny MisH, thanks.

Posted by: BebeDahl at March 17, 2018 09:02 AM (yNyJy)

103 Wriggley Field cuz the Cubs are cheaters.

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oh no you dint

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:02 AM (lwiT4)

104 Commenting on a draft thread
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2018 08:58 AM (EZebt)

Probably hanging out with the Gumball Bandit right about now.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 / non-Hipster at March 17, 2018 09:02 AM (3s40U)

105 Long time, no see. Are you still in Fountain Inn?
Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (0+nbW)

Nope, the wife asked for a divorce. I now live in a semi truck based in Spartanburg. One positive is when I left the house and bought a new laptop, I got a new ISBN and am no longer pixie banned.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:02 AM (MC8G+)

106 Happy Birthday Charlie.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 09:03 AM (/tuJf)

107 I really like fast food even though I get to have it rarely. But when I do, I go for the simplest items on the menu. I await the Professional opinion of Moron Authority on the Bacon King sandwich.

Posted by: San Franpsycho


Watched an hour long program recently about an overweight dude who went on a 30 day binge of fast food and lost weight in the process. A basic Paleo style meal. In Paleo:

bacon good
beef good
carefully remove contents, then take roll and crush under foot, then set roll ablaze

The dude actually lost weight -- almost ten pounds in 30 days. He stayed away from sugar/soft drinks, bread/rolls, and limited his calories to 2,000 per day.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 09:03 AM (LOgQ4)

108 She is not dead, nor deaf, nor dumb-
Huzza! She spurns the Northern scum!
She breathes! She burns! She'll come! She'll come!


Could be a good start for a personals ad looking for a Southern woman.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2018 09:03 AM (DMUuz)

109 I meant ISP. My mind is stuck on publishing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:04 AM (MC8G+)

110 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 17, 2018 08:52 AM (Ndje9)

They're also trying to spin it as political pay-back for McCabe's wife running for election as a dem. I suspect that they don't see what he did as wrong, because it benefited them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:04 AM (rp9xB)

111 Sorry about your divorce, OSP. Glad you can comment here again.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:05 AM (lwiT4)

112 Defender of McCabe, R.W. says not to worry about the pension, he'll make lots more off the book deal. And now he's free to tell the truth.

Which is a frank admission he hasn't been telling the truth, eh?

Irony. It's not just a bridge in Flori...er...a river in Egypt, is it?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:05 AM (wPiJc)

113 Grammie, BTH is back and has been commenting.

By the way, how did you like yesterday's art thread? Kroyer is wonderful. Kindle has a couple of collections of his works that are cheap. If you have a color reader for Kindle, it s worth checkng out.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 09:06 AM (V+03K)

114 bacon king burger hmmm

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 09:06 AM (hMwEB)

115 grammie- I left a Jordy limerick for you on JJ's morning thread yesterday.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:06 AM (wPiJc)

116 No worries Muldoon. You've earned a pass or two.

Now, back to that G-Spot museum....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 17, 2018 09:07 AM (rBnYq)

117 111 Sorry about your divorce, OSP. Glad you can comment here again.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:05 AM (lwiT4)
Thanks. I always lurked. I really missed the people here.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:07 AM (MC8G+)

118 Need more coffee before I make coffee jokes, eh?

Just don't give up your day job

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 09:07 AM (dUJdY)

119 For brisket, oven at 300, fat side up, pour in half inch of beer, cover roasting pan tightly with foil, one hour per pound, remove from oven, let sit 30 minutes, let steam out, remove foil, slice across grain, enjoy.

Posted by: Love Gun at March 17, 2018 09:07 AM (gjB0k)

120 I like my coffee like I like my women. Without another mans penis in it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:08 AM (MC8G+)

121 I should go to the grocery store....should, being the operative word here.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 09:09 AM (kufk0)

122 120 I like my coffee like I like my women. Without another mans penis in it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:08 AM (MC8G+)

Well, there went the last sip

Thanks a lot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:09 AM (3Pma+)

123 JTB - was that the Danish painter? I liked it very much.



Muldoon - about the Jordy limerick. I can't even.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:09 AM (lwiT4)

124 And now he's free to tell the truth.



Which is a frank admission he hasn't been telling the truth, eh?
===========================

With RW I get the strong impression "truth" is relative. And a sometimes-used tool.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 17, 2018 09:09 AM (rBnYq)

125 Jordy got picked up by the Raiders. The Raiders!! That's like putting a kitten in a cement mixer.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:10 AM (lwiT4)

126 OSP,
Ouch!!! You're better off.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 09:10 AM (kufk0)

127 Brave works great too.
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:00 AM (8ikIW)

Yup....Brave is fast and kills ads like a champ.

Never see them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2018 09:10 AM (EoRCO)

128 Drudge is lost. His headline is still stormy Daniels. What a waste.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2018 09:10 AM (ZuGkg)

129 With RW I get the strong impression "truth" is relative. And a sometimes-used tool.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 17, 2018 09:09 AM (rBnYq)

It's like gender....fluid.

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 09:11 AM (0+nbW)

130 If there's a G-spot hidden in a museum somewhere, I'll find it. It's just a matter of decoding the clues.

Posted by: Robert Langdon at March 17, 2018 09:11 AM (/qEW2)

131 Our local government school system hired a convicted child molester for a substitute teacher.


******

Did they deploy the FIU strategy?

Our Advanced Bridge Building Human Resources Dept. is all about student pedestrian safety and minimizing traffic delays.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:11 AM (wPiJc)

132 Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:10 AM (lwiT4)

And Favre to the Vikqueens via the Jets route wasn't?

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 17, 2018 09:13 AM (pzA2L)

133 123 ... Grammie, yes, he is Danish but part of that general Scandi group that was popular in the late 1800s. I really enjoy those paintings.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 09:13 AM (V+03K)

134 Favre to the Vikqueens



talk about your idiot move

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:14 AM (lwiT4)

135 Defender of McCabe, R.W. says not to worry about the pension, he'll make lots more off the book deal. And now he's free to tell the truth.

Which is a frank admission he hasn't been telling the truth, eh?

Irony. It's not just a bridge in Flori...er...a river in Egypt, is it?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:05 AM (wPiJc)



It's amazing how all of these scumbags see themselves as victims. BTW, has Jimmy Drama released any biblical verse(s) about McCabe's firing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (SiINZ)

136 I took my little drone down to WA yesterday. I need,to read the instructions.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (MVjcR)

137 Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 08:54 AM (kufk0)

get an ad blocker for your browser

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (hMwEB)

138 Good Morning. Stuck in a hotel in Hutchins Texas waiting for a load of resin. Then headed to Chicago. But I have coffee and a lap top. all is well.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 08:57 AM (MC8G+)

Don't pick up any hitchhikers! The prison's just N. of Dowdy Ferry Rd. They give you that same warning on HWY 45...Awful Jack-in-the-Box on the west side too. Whataburger there was crime infested.

Funny thing: As you go north on 45 past 20, just prior to the loop 12 exit- look east, The Byron Nelson Golf Classic will be held out there in the Trinity River Bottoms at the new course (Trinity Forest) no one knows is there (because of the, ummm location).

Welcome and be safe in Hutchins! Hope you're packin, Oldsailors Poet

Posted by: texcat at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (wf3RQ)

139 Some people can cook and some can't. I have ruined a half dozen briskets. At some point you leave it to the talented to pull it off.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (MC8G+)

140 Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:05 AM (wPiJc)
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Yes, AND quite frankly, the irony is that Rick Wilson is a DICK.

Posted by: BebeDahl at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (yNyJy)

141 Our Advanced Bridge Building Human Resources Dept. is all about student pedestrian safety and minimizing traffic delays.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:11 AM (wPiJc)

How many people ever thought they'd meet their end under a falling bridge?

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (0+nbW)

142 >>>>Defender of McCabe, R.W. says not to worry about the pension, he'll make lots more off the book deal. And now he's free to tell the truth.



Which is a frank admission he hasn't been telling the truth, eh?



Irony. It's not just a bridge in Flori...er...a river in Egypt, is it?



Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:05 AM
.
.
.Problem is he can't tell the truth because he would incriminate himself. And if he makes $hit up, he could face criminal charges.

Based on him actually getting fired, I suspect the final IG report is going to be a doozy and other senior people are going to face the same fate as mccabe.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2018 09:16 AM (+Dllb)

143 It's amazing how all of these scumbags see themselves as victims. BTW, has Jimmy Drama released any biblical verse(s) about McCabe's firing?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (SiINZ)

Jesus wept.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:16 AM (3Pma+)

144 OK, the draft comment got me to look up my favorite draft prospect.

When did sports writing become like wine reviews?

Compact frame carries muscular, powerful trunk. High tempo runner with urgent underpinnings as his core. Offensive lineman's best friend with talent to dismiss penetration with deft footwork. Runs with optimal pad level. Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:16 AM (fuK7c)

145 OK morons.. help. I want to make corn beef and cabbage today. Last year I had the brisket in the crock pot all day expecting it to come out and melt in my mouth. Disappointing. It was tough. Thinking of just putting it in the oven and slow bake. Thoughts??

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 08:37 AM (dUJdY)



Save yourself the trouble and just have a 7 course Irish meal. A 6 pack and a potato

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 09:17 AM (SiINZ)

146 >>>>>
It's amazing how all of these scumbags see
themselves as victims. BTW, has Jimmy Drama released any biblical
verse(s) about McCabe's firing?



Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 09:15 A
.
.
.He has kept his mouth shut these last few weeks. He knew something was going to come down soon and he is still not safe from the IG.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2018 09:17 AM (+Dllb)

147 Grammie, yes, he is Danish but part of that general
Scandi group that was popular in the late 1800s. I really enjoy those
paintings.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 09:13 AM (V+03K)
===================

My favorite Skandi painter of that period is Carl Larsson, but you probably already know that. One artist in that period, also Swedish, is John Bauer. He's classified more as an illustrator than a painter, but he does some beautiful work. Look up "The Prince Rides in Moonlight".

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:17 AM (lwiT4)

148 I can cook and bake, I just can't seem to cook brisket. That's ok, I'm in Texas and there's great brisket everywhere.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 09:18 AM (kufk0)

149 The more mccabe opens his rat mouth, the more he will show just how corrupt the upper levels of the fbi is. So go for it asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 09:19 AM (5y11N)

150 Love Gun, well that sounds interesting. Use beer instead of water. Hmmm..

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 09:19 AM (dUJdY)

151
Psalms 35:19

Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.

No red█ctions necessary.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at March 17, 2018 09:19 AM (LOgQ4)

152 Our Advanced Bridge Building Human Resources Dept. is all about student pedestrian safety and minimizing traffic delays.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:11 AM (wPiJc)


How many people ever thought they'd meet their end under a falling bridge?

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (0+nbW)


Now if only they'd build one of those in LA.

Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at March 17, 2018 09:19 AM (/qEW2)

153 Former San Francisco 49er safety Eric Reid was one of the first players to kneel in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick in 2016, and he repeated his protest again during the 2017 season. He did so knowing that his political views could hamper his future employment prospects. Reid is now a free agent, and per his assessment, teams are shying away from him because he knelt.



Consequences, how do they work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 09:19 AM (SiINZ)

154 Welcome and be safe in Hutchins! Hope you're packin, Oldsailors Poet
Posted by: texcat at March 17, 2018 09:15 AM (wf3RQ)

Thanks. our company does not allow us to carry. I have noticed while traveling through Texas a number of correctional institutions. I particularly enjoyed the large statue of Sam Houston. The traffic through Dallas and Houston is crazy. Although they have nothing on San Antonio.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (MC8G+)

155 Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:16 AM (fuK7c)
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You made that last line up.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (oMtOd)

156
Am I cynical or will there be a SJW facet in the bridge collapse? Like design by non-patriarchical design.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (xWmoa)

157 155 Elite wiggle triggered by fluid hips.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:16 AM (fuK7c)
-----------

You made that last line up.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (oMtOd)

He's talking WNBA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:21 AM (3Pma+)

158 LSUG rocks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 09:22 AM (PUmDY)

159 So the important thing is the McGabe was fired for cause rather than retired.

That will look bad on his resume.

Posted by: Grump928 at March 17, 2018 09:22 AM (OrxbI)

160 The traffic through Dallas and Houston is crazy. Although they have nothing on San Antonio.
----
OSP,
Have you been through Austin lately???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (kufk0)

161 You made that last line up.


I shit thee not.

http://bit.ly/2HDmDVd

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (fuK7c)

162 I have to go make crafts with the ladies at church. Ask me how much I want to go make crafts with the ladies at church. Go on. Ask me.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (lwiT4)

163 Am I cynical or will there be a SJW facet in the bridge collapse? Like design by non-patriarchical design.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (xWmoa)

I still don't understand who allowed traffic under a bridge during a stress test.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (MC8G+)

164 Am I cynical or will there be a SJW facet in the bridge collapse? Like design by non-patriarchical design. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (xWmoa)
=====

I want to know about the 'self-cleaning' concrete.

Good morning all.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (MIKMs)

165 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2018 09:19 AM (dUJdY)

I agree with whoever said to cook the cabbage separately. If you put it in with everything else it will melt into cabbage scented goo.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (rp9xB)

166 OSP,
Have you been through Austin lately???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (kufk0)

I skirted the edge of it, but I have heard stories. None good.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:24 AM (MC8G+)

167 Yo, grammie! How much do you want to go crafts making with the ladies at church?

Also, will Elmers glue be involved?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:24 AM (fuK7c)

168 In line with Jewells question about corned beef and cabbage. We have an old enamel cast iron dutch oven that was a gift. It is a Cuisinart but Lodge cast iron offers them now and at a better price. It is one of the most versatile pots we have. And with the coating you don't have to worry about tomatoes and other acidic foods.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 09:24 AM (V+03K)

169 Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (kufk0)

*fist bump*.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 17, 2018 09:25 AM (pzA2L)

170 How do you get beef to turn into corned beef?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

171 >>Use beer instead of water. Hmmm..


I've done it twice in the last two weeks. Delicious. Smells wonderful while cooking, too.

Posted by: Love Gun at March 17, 2018 09:25 AM (gjB0k)

172 http://bit.ly/2HDmDVd
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (fuK7c)
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Wow. You were actually down-selling it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:25 AM (oMtOd)

173 Yo, grammie! How much do you want to go crafts making with the ladies at church?

=====

Be careful and conceal-carry your own bumpstocked glue gun. Those things are dangerous.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (MIKMs)

174 grammie winger

How much?

We are in mourning for Jordy here. I foresee lots of Green Bay Packers jerseys for sale.

We had one guy paint his ranch house in Green Bay Packers colors. Last year he repainted it to normal farm colors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (hyuyC)

175 Former San Francisco 49er safety Eric Reid was one of the first players to kneel in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick in 2016, and he repeated his protest again during the 2017 season. He did so knowing that his political views could hamper his future employment prospects. Reid is now a free agent, and per his assessment, teams are shying away from him because he knelt.



Consequences, how do they work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 09:19 AM (SiINZ)

He'll get a job, probably, since he does not suck like kapershit. But it will be a deep discount for the aggravation factor and/or short term so they can cut his ass if he makes to much trouble

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (5y11N)

176 How do you get beef to turn into corned beef?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

Brine it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (0+nbW)

177 Yo, grammie! How much do you want to go crafts making with the ladies at church?



Also, will Elmers glue be involved?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:24 AM (fuK7c)
=================

Hope so. Can sniff. There might also be glitter. Not sure about sniffing that.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (lwiT4)

178 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (MC8G+)

San Antonio is worse than Houston?! Houston is a madhouse and, amazingly, fond ng ways to become worse. I think we'll avoid San Antonio if at all possible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (rp9xB)

179 Now relocate the FBI HQ to rural Oklahoma

Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2018 09:27 AM (MS0+a)

180 grammie, why are you and the church ladies going to be making crafts? Do you have some kind of church bazaar coming up? Or is it just a whim?

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:27 AM (oMtOd)

181 162 I have to go make crafts with the ladies at church. Ask me how much I want to go make crafts with the ladies at church. Go on. Ask me.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (lwiT4)

Hey craftbabe, how much do you like making crafts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:27 AM (3Pma+)

182 We are in mourning for Jordy here
====================


Idiot new GM out to prove himself. Oughtta be run out of town on a rail. After the boiling of the oil.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)

183 San Antonio is worse than Houston?! Houston is a madhouse and, amazingly, fond ng ways to become worse. I think we'll avoid San Antonio if at all possible.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (rp9xB)

It's worse because there are no options to get around it. You have to go through the middle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:28 AM (MC8G+)

184 We call it maized beef.

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at March 17, 2018 09:28 AM (OrxbI)

185 Hey craftbabe, how much do you like making crafts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:27 AM (3Pma+)
========================

Don't start with me. I'm in a mood.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)

186 Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

Brine a brisket with bay, mustard seeds, and allspice.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:28 AM (rp9xB)

187 >>>>>San Antonio is worse than Houston?! Houston is a
madhouse and, amazingly, fond ng ways to become worse. I think we'll
avoid San Antonio if at all possible.



Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM
.
.
.Dallas is the worst and I have driven a truck in all 5 Boroughs of NYC and in Boston during rush hour.

We went and bought Blue Cross Health Insurance so we wouldn't have to go to the VA in Dallas every friggin week to see a doctor even though we have retired Navy Tricare.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2018 09:29 AM (+Dllb)

188 Early night for UMBC

Posted by: Will Bynn at March 17, 2018 09:29 AM (znQDG)

189 174 grammie winger

How much?

We are in mourning for Jordy here. I foresee lots of Green Bay Packers jerseys for sale.

We had one guy paint his ranch house in Green Bay Packers colors. Last year he repainted it to normal farm colors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM (hyuyC)


Not one player is greater than the Green Bay Packers.

I like Jordy, wish they hadn't cut him, but the Game goes on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:29 AM (3Pma+)

190
I've concluded that Jeff Flake is an avid viewer of low IQ Mika and crazy Joe and takes their every word as gospel truth.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at March 17, 2018 09:30 AM (ANN6d)

191 bluebell - it's the dumbest thing ever. We're making greeting cards, so people can send a card to someone who's sick or whatever.


What? Hallmark not good enough for you? I'm not sending some home-made glitter card with pipe cleaners on it. What am I - four??

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:30 AM (lwiT4)

192 Even the idea of 'crafts' gives me hives, but I was grateful for an old guy telling me that glitter wasn't so bad as along as you contained it in a shoebox (or something similar). Would have saved a lot of anger and irritation when the kids were younger.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 09:30 AM (MIKMs)

193
I often watch Fake News cnn and msnbc and ask myself the same question all the time: Who believes this bullshit?

And, then, a fake Republican Cuck will open his stupid mouth and my question is answered.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at March 17, 2018 09:31 AM (ANN6d)

194 Senator 18%

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 17, 2018 09:31 AM (OrxbI)

195 I like Jordy, wish they hadn't cut him, but the Game goes on.
=================


Heretic!

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

196 Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 09:30 AM (MIKMs)

I have heard glitter called the "herpes of the craft world". Stuff gets *every* where.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:32 AM (rp9xB)

197 195 I like Jordy, wish they hadn't cut him, but the Game goes on.
=================


Heretic!
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (3Pma+)

198 Greeting cards? How do you work popsicle sticks into greeting cards?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (fuK7c)

199
I'm not sending some home-made glitter card with pipe cleaners on it. What am I - four??

Remember MACARONI ART?

Remember painting your MACARONI with GOLD PAINT and making it look like REAL GOLD such as a PICTURE FRAME?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (ANN6d)

200 Oh grammie, that's nuts. And whatever you do, try to convince them not to use the glitter. For whatever reason, almost every Christmas card we received this year had glitter on it. My kids would look at me and I'd have glitter in my hair, on my shirt, on my face and they'd say, I guess the mail came already. It was ridiculous.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (oMtOd)

201 Don't start with me. I'm in a mood.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)
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Be-Dazzle a Cubs cap.

That's crafts!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (qJtVm)

202 I'm not sending some home-made glitter card with pipe cleaners on it.
Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:30 AM (lwiT4)

Well not without some elbow macaroni, you're not! Crazy talk!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (y87Qq)

203 I have heard glitter called the "herpes of the craft world". Stuff gets *every* where.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


Honest honey. I know it's 2 am and I stink like a brewery. The glitter on my face is from a card making party at the church.
Yeah! That's the ticket!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:34 AM (8ikIW)

204 Well - gotta run. I'll make you all a card. In Green and Gold.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 17, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

205 >>Defender of McCabe, R.W. says not to worry about the pension, he'll make lots more off the book deal. And now he's free to tell the truth.

Which is a frank admission he hasn't been telling the truth, eh?
- - - - -
Also an acknowledgement that book deals for Dems are really pay-offs for services rendered.
Like the Obamas getting a $68 million book deal upon leaving the WH.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 09:34 AM (W+vEI)

206 shorter version of my 200: What Polliwog said.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:34 AM (oMtOd)

207 My kids would look at me and I'd have glitter in my hair, on my shirt, on my face and they'd say, I guess the mail came already. It was ridiculous.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (oMtOd)
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Bluebell's only dancing to get herself through grad school.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:34 AM (qJtVm)

208 Wow, R/V Petrel found Lady Lex's CXAM radar antenna. And it looks almost intact.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/142209609@N05/40840170591/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 09:35 AM (my6cm)

209 We call it maized beef.
Posted by: Lizzie Warren at March 17, 2018 09:28 AM (OrxbI)

Bravo.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at March 17, 2018 09:35 AM (3s40U)

210 189 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Understand. He was not a good receiver for anyone by Rodgers. And his numbers were falling off with increasing injuries.

Around here he is revered. He is the local kid that did well. His parents run a local restaurant (Nelson's Landing) that revitalized a small town. He donated NFL quality weight equipment to the high school, and has done other good works. The high school and the restaurant have shrines to his athleticism.

I know two of his cousins. He has lots of family in the county.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 09:35 AM (hyuyC)

211 Eris! LOL!!!

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:35 AM (oMtOd)

212 It's shaping up to be a fine day, not as cold & windy, the sun is out so I'm venturing out too. Later all & take care.

Posted by: BebeDahl at March 17, 2018 09:36 AM (yNyJy)

213 >>>>>San Antonio is worse than Houston?! Houston is a
madhouse and, amazingly, fond ng ways to become worse. I think we'll
avoid San Antonio if at all possible.



Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:26 AM
.
.
.Dallas is the worst and I have driven a truck in all 5 Boroughs of NYC and in Boston during rush hour.

We went and bought Blue Cross Health Insurance so we wouldn't have to go to the VA in Dallas every friggin week to see a doctor even though we have retired Navy Tricare.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2018 09:29 AM (+Dllb)

Dallas VA is in a, ummm, poor location...John Wiley Price is the politburo chief of South Dallas. There will be a John Wiley Price toll-road opening soon!

BTW: What does Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and Austin have in common of who runs the place? (Rhetorical).

Posted by: texcat at March 17, 2018 09:36 AM (wf3RQ)

214 Grammie, I love those Bauer illustrations used in the book "Swedish Folk Tales". Some of the drawings JRR Tolkien did are in a similar style. I wonder if Bauer was an influence.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 09:36 AM (V+03K)

215 I've concluded that Jeff Flake is an avid viewer of low IQ Mika and crazy Joe and takes their every word as gospel truth.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at March 17, 2018 09:30 AM (ANN6d)




His presidential run ought to be as successful as Mailman Jr's

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 09:37 AM (SiINZ)

216 Yeah, so most of my jokes are corny.

So what's yer beef!?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:37 AM (wPiJc)

217 What does Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and Austin have in common of who runs the place? (Rhetorical).
Posted by: texcat

Isn't this where the usual answer is Hitler?

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:37 AM (8ikIW)

218 What does Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and Austin have in common of who runs the place? (Rhetorical).
Posted by: texcat

Isn't this where the usual answer is Hitler?
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:37 AM (8ikIW)
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I think the proper form is, "You know who else ran the place?"

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:38 AM (oMtOd)

219 163 Am I cynical or will there be a SJW facet in the bridge collapse? Like design by non-patriarchical design.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (xWmoa)

I still don't understand who allowed traffic under a bridge during a stress test.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM"

If that engineering video that was linked last night is correct, then a lot of the early things we've been told aren't accurate at all, and there wasn't a "stress test" going on. From different sources, it sounds to me like some time before the collapse, someone passing under the bridge heard a loud "pop" like a whip cracking. (would have been a pre-tensioned cable snapping). After that, the crew on scene put a crane in the area and were working to try and find out/fix what had happened, and the entire thing collapsed during that process.

Obviously, they should have shut down the road instantly when they started to suspect trouble, but I won't be surprised if it ends up being like the Challenger O Ring fiasco - no one with the authority to order that move took the situation seriously until it was too late. That is, if the ground crew even communicated it at all before trying to counter it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2018 09:38 AM (V2Yro)

220 http://bit.ly/2HH3DVI
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OWN GOAL: Politico, House Democrats Unintentionally Launch the Dismantling of the 'Deep State'

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 09:38 AM (y3aQB)

221
low IQ mika and crazy intern-killer Joe called McCabe a "hero."

And they said any insults of McCabe is an insult to ALL men and women in the FBI AND all men and women in uniform.

I shit you not. They said those exact words.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 17, 2018 09:39 AM (ANN6d)

222 Isn't this where the usual answer is Hitler?
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:37 AM (8ikIW)

I laughed! Thanks!

Posted by: texcat at March 17, 2018 09:39 AM (wf3RQ)

223 I will say this Texas, when I find myself in the wrong lane and I have to get the rig over for an exit, someone always lets me in. Big points for politeness.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:39 AM (MC8G+)

224 Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 09:33 AM (y87Qq)

Found any more mice? I loved your description of your cats.

I think you have a real flair for short story format with the way you revealed the mouse's cause of death.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:40 AM (rp9xB)

225 Bluebell, I hope you never explain the glitter away by saying, "I'm changing my profession to work for the tips, and you can call me Cinnamon from now on"

My step-sister in law does her own greeting cards, mostly watercolors. She is talented. Now me, I have a deep love for linoleum block prints, and one day I will be doing those three-color ones.

Should I ever get back to doing art.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2018 09:41 AM (2K6fY)

226 If activists threatened to shut down the schlong museum, would that be a case of argumentum ad baculum?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2018 09:41 AM (/qEW2)

227 Dogs seem to believe they are going for a hike this morning. What the hell? Do I look like I want to go outside? Looks cold.

Oh well. Ok, damn you all to hell. Let's go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 17, 2018 09:41 AM (rBnYq)

228 I still don't understand who allowed traffic under a bridge during a stress test.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (MC8G+)


I'm betting company HR staff will be shredding documents all weekend!

And who in Florida authorized this stress test?

It's almost like the entire state and local governments in FL are incompetent and crooked!

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 09:42 AM (n9EOP)

229 Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 17, 2018 09:41 AM (rBnYq)

Pleading and disappointed looks gets to you, huh?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:42 AM (rp9xB)

230 >>If that engineering video that was linked last night is correct, then a lot of the early things we've been told aren't accurate at all, and there wasn't a "stress test" going on


Ah, now that makes sense.
The 'stress test while still allowing traffic under it' story sounds mindbogglingly reckless.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 09:42 AM (W+vEI)

231 I'm half way through Michael Doran's National Review article on the real collusion, and ohhh boy, is it great! He puts together the pieces and motivations into an understandable and verifiable cohesive timeline It reads like a good action spy movie Highly recommend!!

I tthink Ace posted the link yesterday National Review has made it difficult to find

But worth it!

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 09:42 AM (Z48ZB)

232 I think the Deep State operatives have finally gotten to Drudge.

"Nice Website you got here buddy. It'd be a shame if something happened to it."

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (2WfB0)

233 164
I want to know about the 'self-cleaning' concrete.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (MIKMs)


Yeah, I need self-cleaning floors, and self-cleaning rugs, and self-cleaning sinks, and self-cleaning tubs, and self-cleaning toilets, and self-cleaning windows.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (sdi6R)

234
But when they said those words it was obvious they didn't believe it. You could see the bullshit on their faces.

It has become ACTING.

News today has become a Show. It's all an act.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (ANN6d)

235 Corned Beef And Cabbage
Put your brisket in a cast iron pot. Cover with water and add contents of seasoning packet. Cover pot, bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer gently one hour per pound.
Remove meat to a large piece of heavy-duty foil, sprinkle the top with brown sugar, gather up the sides BUT LEAVE THE TOP OPEN. Bake at 325 for one hour. Meanwhile, put potatoes, carrots, onions and cabbage wedges into the pot with the liquid from corned beef. Simmer gently one hour.

Gotta try beer next time.

Happy Saint Paddy's Day, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (Ak/GS)

236 Big points for politeness.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:39 AM (MC8G+)


"An armed society is a polite society!" ~ RAH

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (n9EOP)

237 I will say this Texas, when I find myself in the wrong lane and I have to get the rig over for an exit, someone always lets me in. Big points for politeness.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet


That raises an interesting question...will driverless cars have a 'polite' or 'courtesy' feature?

I worry about stuff like this.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (LOgQ4)

238 Bluebell, I hope you never explain the glitter away by saying, "I'm changing my profession to work for the tips, and you can call me Cinnamon from now on"


Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

239 And Trump took away the sodomites out of the FBI, and removed all the idols that the FBI had made.

Posted by: Reverend Jim Comey Jones at March 17, 2018 09:44 AM (EoRCO)

240 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:40 AM (rp9xB)

No more mice, that I know of.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 09:45 AM (y87Qq)

241
If you watch local news or even cable news.

They repeat the same exact words every half hour. My [yours, too] local news repeats the same little jokes to each other.

They say "good morning" over and over to each other like it's the first time they said it.

It's all acting.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 17, 2018 09:45 AM (ANN6d)

242 *slips bluebell a $20*

Hope the masters in 18th century queer agriculture folklore nets you your dream job...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 09:45 AM (W+vEI)

243 Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (Ak/GS)

Creeper! How are you doing?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:45 AM (rp9xB)

244 Here's a link to the Doran collusion aticle:

https://tinyurl.com/y9v24erx

Which I will read later, after I go through the ziggurat of books that are almost due at the library.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:46 AM (qJtVm)

245 Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

Peachy Keen.

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2018 09:46 AM (0+nbW)

246 I will say this Texas, when I find myself in the wrong lane and I have to get the rig over for an exit, someone always lets me in. Big points for politeness.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

I do for the big rigs. Sometimes they need to get over because at their height, they can see a heck of a lot farther up the road then I and there's a reason to get over.

Plus, I will not win an argument with an 18 wheeler.
Put on your blinker, I'll flash my lights and let you in

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:46 AM (8ikIW)

247 Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)
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But we won't, because we are nice people. Right?

I think this is my cue to go exercise. Hi creeper! So good to see you, and I hope all is well.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (oMtOd)

248 >>Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.


Stickybuns

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (W+vEI)

249 Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

Vanilla Extract

Posted by: texcat at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (wf3RQ)

250 You could see the bullshit on their faces.

*******


No, it's just ice cream.

Posted by: A confused penguin at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (wPiJc)

251 I think the Deep State operatives have finally gotten to Drudge.

"Nice Website you got here buddy. It'd be a shame if something happened to it."
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (2WfB0)


No big loss. That mincemeat puke is like a third rate JJ or Vic.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (y7DUB)

252 Hope the masters in 18th century queer agriculture folklore nets you your dream job...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 09:45 AM (W+vEI)
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Ha!

"Lesbian and Chicana Studies" and "Queer Cinema" are my go-to fake degrees.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (qJtVm)

253 Plus, I will not win an argument with an 18 wheeler.


I've mentioned this before, but not in this thread. I was briefly a NYC bicycle messenger.

The immutable law of physics is mass * velocity = right of way.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (fuK7c)

254 Have the Scandinavians ever tried soaking beef in lye for several days? I'd think it would survive the process better than fish.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (/qEW2)

255 That raises an interesting question...will driverless cars have a 'polite' or 'courtesy' feature?

I worry about stuff like this.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (LOgQ4)


I'm sorry Dave, there's no way I'm going to let that &#@*!! truck cut in!

Posted by: HAL at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (n9EOP)

256 That mincemeat puke is like a third rate JJ or Vic.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Jeez. That's almost a compliment for Drudge.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (8ikIW)

257 Hay, Polliwog. Still battling Pixy to get a post up.

I'm almost out of firewood. Can Spring be far behind?

How's by you?

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (Ak/GS)

258 Oh, oh, oh, before I forget -- woke up early and saw some clips of Goldfinger with Sean Connery. He was wearing a one-piece shorts outfit. Looked just like those rompers that were ridiculed a few months ago. Even Connery couldn't pull them off as a fashion statement.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (MIKMs)

259 Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.
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Pumpkin Spice

Lemon Tart

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:49 AM (qJtVm)

260 bluebell, bluebell, bluebell. And I thought this chapter was behind you.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 09:50 AM (MVjcR)

261 Even Connery couldn't pull them off as a fashion statement.
Posted by: mustbequantum

OMG. Especially the light blue color. The wardrobe person must have hated Connery

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:50 AM (8ikIW)

262 I'm sorry Bluebell. I didn't think about where I was.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2018 09:50 AM (2K6fY)

263 Hillary does not have a fractured wrist. Her hand fell off. She has leprosy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2018 09:51 AM (KP5rU)

264 Plus, I will not win an argument with an 18 wheeler.
Put on your blinker, I'll flash my lights and let you in
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:46 AM (8ikIW)

Its usually because I just drove 600 miles and I'm tired. Of course then there is the diamond shaped signs all over the long silver tank proclaiming the 5000gallons of explodey poison over my shoulder.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:51 AM (MC8G+)

265 'Mornin', Bluebell. Couldn't be better. Hope you are as well.

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2018 09:51 AM (Ak/GS)

266 Hillary does not have a fractured wrist. Her hand fell off. She has leprosy.
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It escaped!

The things it had to touch *shudder*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:51 AM (qJtVm)

267 Get it? Chapter. I made a funny.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 09:51 AM (MVjcR)

268 Btw was HOF Jane D'Oh's tittie pudding dip pledge based on Sessions firing McCabe?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 09:51 AM (y7DUB)

269 McCabe.

No pension.

Check.

I love my job.

Posted by: The Schlong at March 17, 2018 09:52 AM (eLo9G)

270 woke up read the headline ; McCable Frie (that's what i thought it said until i flipped in my contacts.... oh Fired , even better)

shock
Jack was right. tg-d. we do have people paying attention . We might even succeed in letting those using govt agency screwing with elections isn't a sound decision without consequences.
They believed they were above it all and could be the Final decision makers.

So maybe just maybe we will have a country that applies equal justice .

hugs jack for persevering.

whew, i feel something resembling hope now.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 09:52 AM (/ikqi)

271
248 >>Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.


Stickybuns
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (W+vEI)


The formula is name of your first pet plus mother's maiden name.

i.e. Cupcake Itzkowitz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 09:52 AM (VM6ev)

272 The formula is name of your first pet plus mother's maiden name.

i.e. Cupcake Itzkowitz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 09:52 AM (VM6ev)

That would be Cynthia Dolly.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:53 AM (MC8G+)

273 Hillary does not have a fractured wrist. Her hand fell off. She has leprosy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2018 09:51 AM (KP5rU)

Strictly speaking, wouldn't it be more correct to say that leprosy contracted Hillary?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 09:53 AM (y87Qq)

274 Snowball Drummond? I'm going to have a problem getting gigs.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 09:54 AM (MVjcR)

275 oldsailors poet is back?

wow a really good day.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 09:54 AM (/ikqi)

276 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 09:43 AM (LOgQ4)

My main concern is that one of the selling points of self-driving cars is that they can "drive to the inch", and thus get a lot more cars through a given point (which is why transportation engineers love the concept). Two major issues though. One, they'd have to black the windows or would be decanting nervous breakdown cases at the end of the journey due to what were perceived as constant near accidents. Two, when a system is optimized for a given criteria there isn't flex to handle something going wrong. When, not if, something (mechanical failure, deer on road, whatever) disrupted the flow the chances of multi-car fatal pile-ups will be almost 100%.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:54 AM (rp9xB)

277 oldsailors poet is back?

wow a really good day.
Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 09:54 AM (/ikqi)

You are very kind. Thank you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:55 AM (MC8G+)

278 That mincemeat puke is like a third rate JJ or Vic.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (y7DUB)


I check other sites every so often and still have Drudge bookmarked, but consistently I find that JJ and Vic have distilled all the news I need, breaking news is covered by a new post relatively quickly, AND I get my daily snark requirement filled by sticking to AoS almost exclusively.

Plus, I get the Pet Thread AND the Book Thread for free!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 09:55 AM (n9EOP)

279 Here's a link to the Doran collusion aticle:

https://tinyurl.com/y9v24erx

Which I will read later, after I go through the ziggurat of books that are almost due at the library.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:46 AM (qJtVm)


Thanks You will enjoy it.

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 09:55 AM (Z48ZB)

280 ...has Jimmy Drama released any biblical verse(s) about McCabe's firing?



*******

(whispery voiceover)

The secret word for the day is "smote"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJc)

281 The wardrobe person must have hated Connery
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:50 AM (8ikIW)

Connery might have done his mom.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at March 17, 2018 09:56 AM (3s40U)

282 Jean Genie rocks

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 09:56 AM (PUmDY)

283
This John Garamendi jerk is pretty much calling for open revolt against the President.

h/t Breitbart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 09:56 AM (VM6ev)

284 Serendipity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dMlWT-O3Q

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 09:57 AM (/tuJf)

285 Tucker Carlson tells a funny story on a C-SPAN Book TV panel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9CbhcLMhno

(10 minutes, and worth it)

Posted by: A Nomad Of The Timestreams at March 17, 2018 09:57 AM (CBWL+)

286 Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2018 09:48 AM (Ak/GS)

Doing well. Thankful everyone stayed healthy this winter.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:57 AM (rp9xB)

287 280
The secret word for the day is "smote"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJc)


Allen Sherman's version of "Greensleeves" on "My Son, the Folk Singer."

"...and give up smolting for good..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 09:57 AM (VM6ev)

288 The terry cloth rompers look far better than the rig he wore as Zed

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2018 09:58 AM (2K6fY)

289 One great things about this firing is that DJT is using Chicago rules on the Left. How does his ass taste?
I hope they do a few no-knock raids like they did to Manafort.

Posted by: vivi at March 17, 2018 09:58 AM (11H2y)

290 The formula is name of your first pet plus mother's maiden name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 09:52 AM (VM6ev)

Wasn't it first pet, mother's maiden name, street you grew up on, third grade teacher, and last four of your SSN? Everybody post your stripper names! Tee hee!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 09:58 AM (y87Qq)

291 I got in an argument with my editor over the past tense of smote/smite.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:58 AM (MC8G+)

292 The formula is name of your first pet plus mother's maiden name.

*******


Ellie Mae Cooper

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:59 AM (wPiJc)

293
Comedy Gold:

Sheppy says American politics is, get this, "weird and creepy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:00 AM (VM6ev)

294 and the firstborn in the F B I was smoted.
and possibly even demoted.
and i go blank..

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:00 AM (/ikqi)

295 http://bit.ly/2HHpcFO
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Another Andrew McCabe Lie Exposed: The Former Deep State Official Was Informed of Firing in Advance of News Media

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:00 AM (y3aQB)

296 Allen Sherman's version of "Greensleeves" on "My Son, the Folk Singer."

"...and give up smolting for good..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 09:57 AM (VM6ev)
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That whole record is a classic!

I love "The Streets of Miami" ("He crumbled just like a piece halvah")

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (qJtVm)

297 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:54 AM (rp9xB)

No, you don't understand, we'll have the smartest programmers in the world (each hand selected by our corporate HR Department for their SJW credentials) writing all the self-driving car software, so what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Gargle Auto-mation Institute at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (n9EOP)

298 I got in an argument with my editor over the past tense of smote/smite.

*****


I am of the opinion that all smiting should be done in the present tense.


Or maybe in the imminent near future.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (wPiJc)

299 >>>>The terry cloth rompers look far better than the rig he wore as Zed<<<<

Do you mean the diaper or the wedding dress?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (3DZIZ)

300 Sheppy says American politics is, get this, "weird and creepy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:00 AM (VM6ev)

And shep's meth fueled bath house orgies are good clean fun.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (MC8G+)

301 I never see folks flash their headlights to let a semi move over. I still do so and the truckers seem to appreciate it. Always seemed like a safe and courteus procedure.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (V+03K)

302
Sheppy says American politics is, get this, "weird and creepy."

You know who else is weird and creepy, Shep Smith?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (ANN6d)

303
Acts 12:23

And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the g██st.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (LOgQ4)

304 296
I love "The Streets of Miami" ("He crumbled just like a piece halvah")
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (qJtVm)


"...where the drapes of Roth are stored..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:02 AM (VM6ev)

305 or maybe it should be
or just demoted

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:02 AM (/ikqi)

306 So, after I took care of the McCabe thing, I headed over to the Virginia-UMBC basketball game.

What.

A.

Day!

Posted by: The Schlong at March 17, 2018 10:02 AM (eLo9G)

307 301 I never see folks flash their headlights to let a semi move over. I still do so and the truckers seem to appreciate it. Always seemed like a safe and courteus procedure.
Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (V+03K)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:02 AM (MVjcR)

308 281
The wardrobe person must have hated Connery

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 09:50 AM (8ikIW)



Connery might have done his mom.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367

I would've done his mom and dad.

Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at March 17, 2018 10:02 AM (zNpyh)

309 Besmittenated

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 10:03 AM (wPiJc)

310 Doesn't McGabe get 99% of his max benefits?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2018 10:03 AM (OrxbI)

311 Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.
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Pumpkin Spice

Lemon Tart

Posted by: All Hail Eris,


Bayonetta

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2018 10:03 AM (rIG58)

312 179 Now relocate the FBI HQ to rural Oklahoma
Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2018 09:27 AM (MS0+a


Screw that! Send them to western ND.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2018 10:03 AM (Fs5vw)

313 >>Another Andrew McCabe Lie Exposed: The Former Deep State Official Was Informed of Firing in Advance of News Media


Heck, why was the FBI's office of whatever recommendation to Sessions that he be fired in the news?

It was leaked. To warn McCabe and to give the MSM a heads-up on the story.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (W+vEI)

314 The secret word for the day is "smote"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJc)


2 Comey 1:11 And those that smite me, shall themselves be smote!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (n9EOP)

315 Your circuit's dead

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (PUmDY)

316 These fucks on the left are actually defending mccabe. What a bunch of scrunts.

There really are 2 Americas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (5y11N)

317 Emsmitenening.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (OrxbI)

318 Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (V+03K)

I generally do. Wasn't sure if it was actually helping or just a habit at this point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 10:05 AM (rp9xB)

319 Bayonetta
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2018 10:03 AM (rIG5

I like that. Military theme, camp G string. Dances to the ballad of the green berets.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 10:05 AM (MC8G+)

320 shived
, ok that doesn't sound very stripper-ish. yet that's what's gonna happen to you guys.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:05 AM (/ikqi)

321 276
When, not if, something (mechanical failure, deer on road, whatever) disrupted the flow the chances of multi-car fatal pile-ups will be almost 100%.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 09:54 AM (rp9xB)


Good job. You've clearly thought that through.

I don't have the slightest interest in self-driving cars. I think the people pushing it are the same control freaks who want us all to give up our cars and use public transportation. And maybe millennials who can't be bothered to stop texting long enough to drive.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 10:05 AM (sdi6R)

322 Doesn't McGabe get 99% of his max benefits?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2018 10:03 AM (OrxbI)


He will never get what he deserves, but baby steps...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:05 AM (n9EOP)

323 senator cardin's head looks like a penis head

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 10:06 AM (5y11N)

324
318 Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (V+03K)

I generally do. Wasn't sure if it was actually helping or just a habit at this point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 10:05 AM (rp9xB)
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The trucker will generally flash his running lights to say thanks.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:06 AM (MVjcR)

325 For Bluebell

Shivaree

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:06 AM (n9EOP)

326 The trucker will generally flash his running lights to say thanks.
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:06 AM (MVjcR)

Yes I do.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 10:06 AM (MC8G+)

327 As a Cob, I can't allow that. Although I entirely understand the sentiment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Not Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 08:35 AM (3Pma+)

Yeah, a moron can't be hating on coffee like that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (Dp6qK)

328 310 Doesn't McGabe get 99% of his max benefits?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2018 10:03 AM (OrxbI)


Even if he lost all of them, he'll have book deals and gigs on CNN from now until 2024 and beyond.

Look at it this way; Simon Wiesenthal said about hunting down Nazi war criminals, punishing them will never bring back the millions of their victims. The purpose of trying them publicly and punishing them is to send a message to other would-be tyrants.

Of course, history after 1945 is not kind to Mr. Weisenthal's hope. And it's not exactly analogous to this situation.

But it does send a message.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (VM6ev)

329 A stripper's name is as useless as a cat's name.

They never answer when you call anyway.

And call.

And call.

Posted by: Elmer Doodledorf at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (eLo9G)

330 4
2 I hate coffee.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey




STONE THE HEATHEN!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 17, 2018 08:27 AM (TR7qh)

I am sure that AOSHQ OIG will find some significant law-breaking here and JuJuBee will be terminated before being eligible for qualified horde retirement benefits. Trust the process.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (DxWUs)

331 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (5y11N)

There really are. Twitter gives a good feel for how the other group reads a situation and there just isn't much commonality any more. It's both sad and scary.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (rp9xB)

332 325 For Bluebell

Shivaree
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:06 AM (n9EOP)

Shiv shivaree, shiv shivaree, shiv shiv sharoo

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (ywNoU)

333 Ziggy played guitars

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (PUmDY)

334 Another Andrew McCabe Lie Exposed: The Former Deep State Official Was Informed of Firing in Advance of News Media
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:00 AM (y3aQB)

There was a twelve hundred post thread on mewling manlet Rick Wilson's Twitter feed that ace linked to about how Fox News was ready to go with an article, ergo The Fix Was In blah blur blee bloo

Not, y'know... maybe they had a story ready because they're not idiots.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (y87Qq)

335 Trump tweets:
"Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI - A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels of the FBI!"

WOW. Comey is a target. I love that Trump used "sanctimonious", my favorite adjective for Jimmy Drama.

Comey is planning a book tour next month for "A higher Loyalty." You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (pV/54)

336 A stripper's name is as useless as a cat's name.

They never answer when you call anyway.

And call.

And call.

Posted by: Elmer Doodledorf at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (eLo9G)


Call me!

Posted by: Lena D at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (n9EOP)

337 329 A stripper's name is as useless as a cat's name.

They never answer when you call anyway.

And call.

And call.
Posted by: Elmer Doodledorf at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (eLo9G)


"Tell me about it!"

- - Wilbur Mills

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (VM6ev)

338 There really are 2 Americas
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (5y11N)


I think DJT's goal is to wean the people with some level of cortex functionality away from the other side so you just have a few brainless watchers of Colbert and Cuomo spanking their monkeys ineffectively.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 10:09 AM (y7DUB)

339 Heh, I saw Goldfinger too, yesterday. Yes, that one scene with Connery was grating, given that his other outfits were pretty snazzy. Maybe he was wearing it ironically. Still an excellent flick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)

340 Of course, history after 1945 is not kind to Mr. Weisenthal's hope. And it's not exactly analogous to this situation.

Send a message? I got the message, and a few billion as a kicker.

Fools.

Posted by: George Soros at March 17, 2018 10:09 AM (eLo9G)

341 Shivella

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at March 17, 2018 10:09 AM (Tyii7)

342 >>Doesn't McGabe get 99% of his max benefits?

From what I hear, lying to a federal agent brings all kinds of benefits.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:10 AM (/tuJf)

343 339 Heh, I saw Goldfinger too, yesterday. Yes, that one scene with Connery was grating, given that his other outfits were pretty snazzy. Maybe he was wearing it ironically. Still an excellent flick.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)


Yes, it's entertaining. Especially Honor Blackman's and her girls torpedo tits.

That said, you can see that they were starting to rely on the gadgets and schtick more and more to top the previous outing. Still, Connery for me will always be 007.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:11 AM (VM6ev)

344 Now that Sessions has come through, Jeff Flake is my runaway #1 choice to kick in the balls until my leg cramps up.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 10:11 AM (y7DUB)

345 Posted by: Elmer Doodledorf at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (eLo9G)

Call me!

Posted by: Lena D at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (n9EOP)
______________________________________

Okay. Hold on. I have to get change for the pay phone at the YMCA.

Do you accept collect calls?

Posted by: Elmer Doodledorf at March 17, 2018 10:11 AM (eLo9G)

346 Now relocate the FBI HQ to rural Oklahoma
Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2018 09:27 AM (MS0+a)

WTH!!!

What did we do to you!?

Posted by: tbodie at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (VUjw9)

347 Shivette

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (MVjcR)

348 ok that doesn't sound very stripper-ish. yet that's what's gonna happen to you guys.

Posted by: willow


I know

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (rIG58)

349 I wasn't a traitor; I just had a higher loyalty. To Xerxes.

Posted by: ephialtes at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (6FqZa)

350 Comey is planning a book tour next month for "A higher Loyalty." You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:08 AM (pV/54)

There's a Hebrew National hot dogs joke in there somewhere but I can't be bothered to look.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (y87Qq)

351 If Hillary would go ahead and cover the rest of herself, that would be good.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (znQDG)

352 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (VM6ev)
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If McCabe is in deep shit like Sara Carter, Gregg Jarrett & Joe DiGenova have said. that pension won't do him a bit of good

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (y3aQB)

353 Hey babe lets go out tonight

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (PUmDY)

354 316 These fucks on the left are actually defending mccabe. What a bunch of scrunts.

There really are 2 Americas
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2018 10:04 AM (5y11N)

They loved Comey, before they hated Comey, before they loved him, before they hated him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (Dp6qK)

355
I'd like to see Rod Rosenpenis/Rosen-Rosen go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (VM6ev)

356
Shivalry

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 10:13 AM (LOgQ4)

357 I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:13 AM (pV/54)

358 Very little road courtesy out there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 10:13 AM (89T5c)

359 352 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:07 AM (VM6ev)
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If McCabe is in deep shit like Sara Carter, Gregg Jarrett & Joe DiGenova have said. that pension won't do him a bit of good
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (y3aQB)

Despite being prosecutable for these crimes, what really are the odds that McCabe will ever do serious time inside of a serious prison, let alone be tried in the first place?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (VM6ev)

360 Shivette Cutabitch

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (MVjcR)

361 I got un-barrelled in time to start a new j-b. that's why I've been scarce here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (6FqZa)

362 "you can see that they were starting to rely on the gadgets and schtick more and more"

Which is why From Russia With Love is my favorite.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (pV/54)

363 Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:10 AM (/tuJf)
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Did you see the massive Goalpost moving by Under Fire after McCabe was fired?? Now it says wake me when he is in handcuffs or jail or something

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (y3aQB)

364 360 Shivette Cutabitch
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (MVjcR)


"Leave my mother out of this."

- - Benedict Cumberbatch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:15 AM (VM6ev)

365 Juvenile success is great lyrics

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:15 AM (PUmDY)

366 318... I frequently used to drive at night on 95 and the Jersey Turnpike. (Glad those days are gone!) A couple of times the truckers saw me at a rest stop and said flashing the headlights was helpful. Nice people.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2018 10:15 AM (V+03K)

367 Our Advanced Bridge Building Human Resources Dept. is all about student pedestrian safety and minimizing traffic delays.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2018 09:11 AM (wPiJc)

How many people ever thought they'd meet their end under a falling bridge?
Posted by: BignJames
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I know of a guy who was on a motorcycle on the road when a tree fell on him and killed him.

Also, stuck in traffic under an overpass filled with semis is always disconcerting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:15 AM (y3sT9)

368
361 I got un-barrelled in time to start a new j-b. that's why I've been scarce here.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (6FqZa)
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Glad to see you were paroled, bth

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:15 AM (MVjcR)

369 Did she start lactating?

Some strippers do, you know. They have to stop dancing when that happens.

And then you don't even get your dollar back!

Posted by: Elmer Doodledorf at March 17, 2018 10:15 AM (eLo9G)

370 If Burger King would virtue signal to the right, I'd be delighted to eat one of those bacon burgers.

Until that time, however, Carl's Jr./Hardee's still tops the fast food list for mass amounts of bacon + hot chicks eating burgers in commercials.

Posted by: Commentor at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (H2PVG)

371 362 "you can see that they were starting to rely on the gadgets and schtick more and more"

Which is why From Russia With Love is my favorite.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (pV/54)


You read my mind. The suitcase notwithstanding, although that seems at least plausible given MI-6's history with agents in WW2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (VM6ev)

372 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (VM6ev)
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I don't know! But 3 months ago, Hell a month ago did you think he woulkd be fired

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (y3aQB)

373 354: they are fucking stupid sheep. They believe what they are told to.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (89T5c)

374
If that engineering video that was linked last night is correct, then a lot of the early things we've been told aren't accurate at all, and there wasn't a "stress test" going on.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Linky, or which thread?

Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (MS0+a)

375
Wonder if they'll be able to program an 'avoid road rage driver' function in self-driving automobiles?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (LOgQ4)

376 369 Did she start lactating?

Some strippers do, you know. They have to stop dancing when that happens.

And then you don't even get your dollar back!
Posted by: Elmer Doodledorf at March 17, 2018 10:15 AM (eLo9G)


But you do get a quart of milk.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (VM6ev)

377 358 Very little road courtesy out there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 10:13 AM (89T5c)

True. I remember when the left lane was for faster cars instead of its current position of speed-limit-dick-holster-won't-move-over-rat-bastard.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 10:17 AM (znQDG)

378 Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 10:05 AM (sdi6R)

John's first Master's was in Transportation Planning so I picked up a feel for their priorities. Self-driving cars are essentially a train with expanded range, each vehicle being its own railcar. In the planners' minds their flow-optimized system works neatly and safely at speeds and densities not achievable by human reflexes and with a minimal loss of autonomy. They refuse to acknowledge Murphy's Law though, which when dealing with the speed and densities expected means guaranteed disaster.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2018 10:17 AM (rp9xB)

379 Shivette Cutabitch
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (MVjcR)

She's a legal immigrant from the old Eastern block, right?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 10:17 AM (MC8G+)

380 372 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (VM6ev)
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I don't know! But 3 months ago, Hell a month ago did you think he woulkd be fired
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:16 AM (y3aQB)


This is true. It is a victory. And it does send a message, I think.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:17 AM (VM6ev)

381 I got un-barrelled in time to start a new j-b. that's why I've been scarce here. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (6FqZa)
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Congratulations!

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 10:18 AM (MIKMs)

382 They loved Comey, before they hated Comey, before they loved him, before they hated him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2018 10:12 AM (Dp6qK)


They had to be lectured by Colbert to boo instead of applaud when Reverend Jimmy was fired. It was the biggest flock of birdbrains 180 since Hitler violated the Molotov Ribbentrop treaty against Muh Soviet Union.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 10:18 AM (y7DUB)

383 Despite being prosecutable for these crimes, what really are the odds that McCabe will ever do serious time inside of a serious prison, let alone be tried in the first place?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (VM6ev)


If we had actually had an opposition party not a Uni-Party, the odds would be a lot better!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:18 AM (n9EOP)

384 Which is why From Russia With Love is my favorite.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (pV/54)

Yup...the best in my opinion too.

I liked Auric Goldfinger though. He should have lived and been a main nemesis for 007.

Kinda like the fat Nazi 007 with audacious tastes and lots of money.

Kinda like someone we know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2018 10:18 AM (EoRCO)

385 >>Did you see the massive Goalpost moving by Under Fire after McCabe was fired?? Now it says wake me when he is in handcuffs or jail or something

Goalpost movers gonna goalpost move.

First pitch in a nine inning game. This whole thing hasn't gone of for over a year to take away McCabe's pension.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:18 AM (/tuJf)

386 But Strzok still has a job. Fits with the theory that Strzok has flipped andis co-operating.

And Mueller can't use McCabe and Comey to make up an obstruction charge.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:18 AM (pV/54)

387 WeaselDog has an appointment this afternoon to get her toenails clipped. Her nails are black so it's hard to do at home, but we had to get the world's tiniest muzzle for her because she hates the vet tech.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:19 AM (MVjcR)

388 Hillary's hand is Thing?

"Morticia!!! Run!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 10:19 AM (my6cm)

389 True. I remember when the left lane was for faster cars instead of its current position of speed-limit-dick-holster-won't-move-over-rat-bastard.
Posted by: jsg

Didn't you know? The left lane is for using your phone. Also for driving just fast enough to feel they never need to get over to the right because, hell, there's someone else to pass a quarter mile up.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 10:19 AM (8ikIW)

390 J.J maybe it send this message to those covering up

speaketh freely, and speaketh noweth.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:20 AM (/ikqi)

391 sent

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:20 AM (/ikqi)

392 There's only room for one and she comes when she comes

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:20 AM (PUmDY)

393 386 But Strzok still has a job. Fits with the theory that Strzok has flipped andis co-operating.

And Mueller can't use McCabe and Comey to make up an obstruction charge.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:18 AM (pV/54)

If Jeff Sessionszzz really isn't snoozing, and this was all 11 dimensional chess, then the book on this will be incredible when or if it ever comes out.

Still, there's the instant recusal that hangs over him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:21 AM (VM6ev)

394 i wonder what Flynn is thinking this morning.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:21 AM (/ikqi)

395 Can't have a list of stripper names without a Bambi in there somewhere.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2018 10:22 AM (2WfB0)

396 That firing plum wore me out. Time for a nap.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at March 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Tyii7)

397 259 Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.
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Pumpkin Spice

Lemon Tart
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 17, 2018 09:49 AM (qJtVm)


Jennifer Lawrence

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2018 10:22 AM (Dp6qK)

398 sheesh.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:23 AM (/ikqi)

399 I got un-barrelled in time to start a new j-b. that's why I've been scarce here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Best of luck !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2018 10:23 AM (rIG58)

400 Can't have a list of stripper names without a Bambi in there somewhere.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2018 10:22 AM (2WfB0)


"My name is Benisonne: V-E-N-I-S-O-N!"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2018 10:23 AM (2K6fY)

401 Thanks for the conversation and entertainment this morning, Horde!

I must go raise the height of the tower and widen the mote- ever watchful for Dallas County carpetbaggers infiltrating my mega-conservative county.

Y'all have a great weekend!

Posted by: texcat at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (wf3RQ)

402 I think DJT's goal is to wean the people with some level of cortex functionality away from the other side Posted by: Captain Hate

Trump may already be winning over more rust belt folks.
hopefully after some prosecutions reveal the dark side of deep state, Hollywood and the MSM will be so tainted that only the faithful rubes will pay attention to their political screams.

But if the convictions happen that need to happen, not sure if it will puncture the market "bubble". Some of the big billionaires were involved in corrupting elections and pay to play. Has to be done.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (bT8Z4)

403
395 Can't have a list of stripper names without a Bambi in there somewhere.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2018 10:22 AM (2WfB0)
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I used to drink at a bar with a bartender named Bambi.
Ho-Lee-Shit.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (MVjcR)

404 Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling.

Posted by: The Spiders from Mars at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (eLo9G)

405 At a minimum, the OIG report will show a plethora of FBI/DOJ protocols violated by Comey & Co in order to tank the Hillary investigation. Enough dots on the page that no one can deny seeing the cat.

This will also implicate Lynch.

And there could be a lot more. Especially if Strzok sings.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (pV/54)

406 8 >>Cinnamon is a good opening bid. We could pass the rest of this thread coming up with stripper names for bluebell.


Stickybuns
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 09:47 AM (W+vEI)


The formula is name of your first pet plus mother's maiden name.

i.e. Cupcake Itzkowitz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 09:52 AM (VM6ev)


Bebe Bubbles

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (Fs5vw)

407 JS, have you heard the TLEO from Sunrise yet

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:25 AM (PUmDY)

408 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:17 AM (VM6ev)
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J.J. we are now in uncharted territory. all bets are off, Like I said Sara Carter said that Comey, Lynch & Obama ought to be very worried

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:25 AM (y3aQB)

409 bth, congrats! a job? well la de da.

may your chains be light.

srsly tho glad to see you land back on your feet.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:25 AM (/ikqi)

410 >>First pitch in a nine inning game. This whole thing hasn't gone of for over a year to take away McCabe's pension.



Let's hope this firing is a sign that they're moving from the investigation period to the arrest and prosecute period of this thing!

Missed the post on this last night --- I am VERY HAPPY to see someone be punished for what they did.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:26 AM (W+vEI)

411 Bertha is my favorite stripper name.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2018 10:26 AM (2DOZq)

412
Just struck (no pun) me; if McCabe was so concerned about his pension, he could've just resigned two days ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (VM6ev)

413 Didn't you know? The left lane is for using your phone. Also for driving just fast enough to feel they never need to get over to the right because, hell, there's someone else to pass a quarter mile up.
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 10:19 AM (8ikIW)

I move over because you never know why the person is speeding. Maybe they're humping it to the hospital for a family member. Or maybe they're just a speeder. In that case they're my cop buffer car. And some people exist just to be dickish to other people because they love being dickish to other people.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (znQDG)

414 >>JS, have you heard the TLEO from Sunrise yet

Nope. Good?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)

415 403
395 Can't have a list of stripper names without a Bambi in there somewhere.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2018 10:22 AM (2WfB0)
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I used to drink at a bar with a bartender named Bambi.
Ho-Lee-Shit.
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (MVjcR)

It strikes me as odd that Bambi became a girl's name, when Bambi the deer was a boy.

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (ANIFC)

416 411 Bertha is my favorite stripper name.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2018 10:26 AM (2DOZq)

Butt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (VM6ev)

417 stickybuns sounds wrong.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (/ikqi)

418 Just struck (no pun) me; if McCabe was so concerned about his pension, he could've just resigned two days ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (VM6ev)

I have a feeling he was positive they wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (MC8G+)

419 Lesson of the Week For Hillary: Don't spin up your publicity machine and cameras if you are unable to walk down stairs and take a bath without turning it into an episode of "Emergency!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (eLo9G)

420 Did you see the massive Goalpost moving by Under Fire after McCabe was fired?? Now it says wake me when he is in handcuffs or jail or something

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 17, 2018 10:14 AM (y3aQB)


You want McCabe in a PMITA Federal Prison;

You'll take McCabe spending his fortune and pension defending himself at a long drawn out trial;

You'll get McCabe with a delayed pension, free as a bird!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (n9EOP)

421 I am VERY HAPPY to see someone be punished for what they did.

Pity they can't force McCabe into a dunce cap and made to sit behind Trump at every press conference

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (6FqZa)

422 . Enough dots on the page that no one can deny seeing the cat.

This will also implicate Lynch.

Posted by: Ignoramus
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Dots? What dots? This is all Republican bullshit to shield Trump from Mueller's ongoing active criminal investigation of Russian collusion.

We don't have time for such distractions.

Posted by: MSM at March 17, 2018 10:29 AM (y3sT9)

423
415 403
395 Can't have a list of stripper names without a Bambi in there somewhere.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2018 10:22 AM (2WfB0)
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I used to drink at a bar with a bartender named Bambi.
Ho-Lee-Shit.
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (MVjcR)

It strikes me as odd that Bambi became a girl's name, when Bambi the deer was a boy.
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (ANIFC)
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Bambi was a boy? Please don't tell me things like this.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:29 AM (MVjcR)

424 I am VERY HAPPY to see someone be punished for what they did.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:26 AM (W+vEI)


I don't think bluebell is into that sort of thing at all, but you can always ask.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2018 10:29 AM (y87Qq)

425 Bertha is my favorite stripper name.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2018 10:26 AM (2DOZq)


That is the name of my cat.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2018 10:29 AM (Fs5vw)

426 It strikes me as odd that Bambi became a girl's name, when Bambi the deer was a boy.

That statement would get you jail time in California.

Posted by: Bambi at March 17, 2018 10:29 AM (Tyii7)

427 I can't read through the entire thread but has it been established McCabe loses his pension or only part of his pension?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2018 10:29 AM (2DOZq)

428 Burger King attempting to be the Moron's choice of fast food restaurants.

Alright, all kiddin' aside, 8 slices of bacon really is too much baco-too much bac...too much b-

Nah, just kidding. I can't even type those words in that order.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2018 10:30 AM (Dn4Uq)

429 JS, it is insanely good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:30 AM (PUmDY)

430 >>Just struck (no pun) me; if McCabe was so concerned about his pension, he could've just resigned two days ago.


With the recommendation leaked to the press, it seemed like they were daring Sessions to do it. McCabe probably figured he had more to gain by making this public - and then reaping the MSM / Obama ally assistance if fired. Book deals don't come to people who quietly resign.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:30 AM (W+vEI)

431 >>Bertha is my favorite stripper name.

Was my second choice for my new boat's name.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:30 AM (/tuJf)

432 shines jack's boots, you did good.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:30 AM (/ikqi)

433 418 Just struck (no pun) me; if McCabe was so concerned about his pension, he could've just resigned two days ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (VM6ev)

I have a feeling he was positive they wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (MC8G+)

That in itself is very telling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:31 AM (VM6ev)

434 While we're focused on the clown show at DoJ and the FBI, you have to assume similar anti-Trump cabals were working in the other agencies.

Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2018 10:31 AM (MS0+a)

435 And there could be a lot more. Especially if Strzok sings.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:24 AM (pV/54)

Many months before, we had the 3am obama tapped my phones, tweet, then we were treated by all the FISA abuse revelations.

Many months ago, Trump foreshadowed McCabe firing, with running out the clock tweet.

I trust Trump has this, and by extension, I trust that Sessions is working to plan. Trust the plan.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2018 10:31 AM (Dp6qK)

436 Still, there's the instant recusal that hangs over him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:21 AM (VM6ev)

Ironically, while unfortunate, I suspect that it was necessary to actually allow Sessions to do his job. He was attached to the campaign and therefore, might have been subject to surveillance. Maybe the whole multi-dimension chess argument is specious, but much better to allow the whole turd get exposed by the mad-pooper than to give the illusion of framing the pooper.

The Doran piece from NR that Ace pushed yesterday was amazing. Ian Flemming, Larry Bond and Tom Clancy could not have collaboratively ginned up a plot so damning. Hopefully soon, Obama sees his pension stripped for his personal involvement also. My favorite part of the whole 14000 words, is the amazing stupidity of the antagonists.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 17, 2018 10:31 AM (DxWUs)

437 gertrude , bertha, elmo. i thank my mother for skipping those, even though i hate my name.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:32 AM (/ikqi)

438 I can't read through the entire thread but has it been established McCabe loses his pension or only part of his pension?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

He loses access to his pension until he turns 57.

Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2018 10:32 AM (MS0+a)

439 >>stickybuns sounds wrong.

Yeah, sorry, probably better suited for an ONT.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:33 AM (W+vEI)

440 i think they should have something such as a dishonorable discharge and all that enatils for miscreants in state.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:33 AM (/ikqi)

441 >>shines jack's boots, you did good.

Thank you willow but no need.

It's all good.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

442 What about self-flying planes? You can't hijack a plane if there's no controls in the cockpit. Get Sully to give input what to do in case a flock of birds messes with the engine.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2018 10:33 AM (/qEW2)

443 hah lizzy, well..

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:34 AM (/ikqi)

444 RICO.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 10:35 AM (89T5c)

445 >>JS, it is insanely good.

Thanks. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)

446 In that case they're my cop buffer car.

Even though I usually drive with the flow of traffic, inevitably some jerkoff will get behind me and start with the hand gestures of exasperation with me for not doing 90 mph regardless of which lane I'm in.

As he or she goes past me in a flash I always say, "You. Go ahead and look for cops."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 17, 2018 10:35 AM (GdWl+)

447 444
RICO.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 10:35 AM (89T5c)

SUAVE.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 17, 2018 10:35 AM (DxWUs)

448 Strzok was the point on framing Flynn. He links to a corrupted federal judge (Contreras) who gave the FISA warrant AND was about to convict Flynn.

And Strzok links to the corrupted acting DOJ Sally Yates who ran the frame of Flynn.

And Mueller brought the case against Flynn.

This alone is a scandal for the ages.

If Strzok sings ... Let us pray!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:36 AM (pV/54)

449 Mike Flynn's son went on a Twitter rant against McCabe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:36 AM (VM6ev)

450 and willow, sticky buns are a yummy breakfast pastry.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_bun

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:36 AM (W+vEI)

451 i bet bluebells ears re burning and she will email alex for everyones address's to send special gifts.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:36 AM (/ikqi)

452 My favorite stripper's name is Ralph.

Posted by: Barky O'Bama at March 17, 2018 10:37 AM (b8HGm)

453 As I understand the Fl bridge debacle... The main 180 foot span was placed last week. The final design has it supported by a large tower with suspension cables, but the tower hasn't been built yet, so the span has some sort of temporary support. Cracks were noticed by the engineer earlier in the week, and he gave FL DOT a "heads up" that he knows about them, in case someone complains. Despite the cracks, they went ahead with the stress test anyway, without closing the road beneath. After the stress test, it was noted that the previously tight temporary support cables on this new span, with new cracks, had loosened. Instead of sounding the alarm, closing the road and investigating, they just tightened the cables. Then boom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2018 10:37 AM (wdmm9)

454 lizzy, sure but personally i wouldn't want to be known to have stickybuns.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:37 AM (/ikqi)

455 Alright, all kiddin' aside, 8 slices of bacon really is too much baco-too much bac...too much b-

Nah, just kidding. I can't even type those words in that order.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


I'm sure that 500,000 years ago our ancestors didn't chase down a wild pig, light up a fire, and think that 8 thin strips of bacon was gonna kill them. Meat and fat, sweet and salty, our teeth and stomach designed to macerate and digest easily. Food for our brains, skin, hair, nails.

But that's why we should eat 12 servings of grains per day. Because the government always knows best.
/s

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 10:37 AM (LOgQ4)

456
451 i bet bluebells ears re burning and she will email alex for everyones address's to send special gifts.
Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:36 AM (/ikqi)
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She will visit you in the nite like a ninja.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:38 AM (MVjcR)

457 And there it is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 10:38 AM (89T5c)

458 My favorite stripper is Kleen Strip.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2018 10:38 AM (wdmm9)

459 The Lumberjack Song is now an anthem, rather than a comedic song.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 17, 2018 10:38 AM (nBr1j)

460 JS. msg version...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1lT6XawRg74

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 10:39 AM (PUmDY)

461 (Contreras) who gave the FISA warrant AND was about to convict Flynn.


Do we know this yet? I don't think that is established yet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2018 10:39 AM (Dp6qK)

462 As I understand the Fl bridge debacle... The main 180 foot span was placed last week. The final design has it supported by a large tower with suspension cables,
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I've seen no drawings including suspension cables. Moreover, a combination of a truss, and cable suspension, would be pretty weird.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:39 AM (ZpfqO)

463 Pretty sure Strzok's boss is singing.

Bill Preistep.

Haven't heard that name much, if at all, eh?

Strzok's boss, worked for McCabe, who worked for Comey. Preistep is right in the mix, yet never mentioned.

I hope Strzok doesn't sing - I'd prefer he be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Give him and his family the Manafort treatment, it's only fair.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:40 AM (W+vEI)

464
He loses access to his pension until he turns 57.
Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2018 10:32 AM (MS0+a)

Thanks Jean. Don't want to crap on the celebration but there has always been more reasons to fire McCabe then there were Comey . That he was appointed interim director knowing what we knew then was hair pulling aggravating. Just another part of the coup that will live large on our tax money and subsidies from his fellow travelers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2018 10:40 AM (2DOZq)

465 448 Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:36 AM (pV/54)

The pickle that Sessions is in is how to you fight corruption and criminality when the instrumentalities of government you need to do so are the very things that are corrupt in the first place?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:40 AM (VM6ev)

466 I used to work for a printing firm. At that time one of the jobs in printing was stripper.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 17, 2018 10:40 AM (nBr1j)

467 That would be delicious revenge.

McCrabie takes a dive for the team expecting a good reward. Strozk and his paramour flip. And everyone McCrabie tried to protect gets to wear orange. And he gets nothing from anyone and his name in the gutter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 10:40 AM (my6cm)

468 458 My favorite stripper is Kleen Strip.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2018 10:38 AM (wdmm9)


Actually, Methylene Chloride is a good name for a stripper...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:41 AM (VM6ev)

469 451 i bet bluebells ears re burning and she will email alex for everyones address's to send special gifts.
Posted by: willow at March 17, 2018 10:36 AM (/ikqi)

Don't accept any boxes that say "Live Emu" on them.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 17, 2018 10:41 AM (brIR5)

470 I've seen no drawings including suspension cables. Moreover, a combination of a truss, and cable suspension, would be pretty weird.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:39 AM (ZpfqO)


Drawings? What drawings?

Posted by: Acme Bridge Construction Corporation at March 17, 2018 10:41 AM (n9EOP)

471 Thankfully the Empress of Alextopia is part of FedEx's Frequent Emu plan, so we get a nice discount.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 10:43 AM (my6cm)

472 bliebell is awfully quiet. Too quiet. I don't like it.

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:43 AM (MVjcR)

473 He loses access to his pension until he turns 57.
=====

But what happens to the $500k for his wife's political run?

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 10:43 AM (MIKMs)

474 McCrabie takes a dive for the team expecting a good reward. Strozk and his paramour flip. And everyone McCrabie tried to protect gets to wear orange. And he gets nothing from anyone and his name in the gutter.

On the bright side, McCabe's cellmate gets a new dance partner.

"I lead, pretty boy. And don't ever forget it."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 17, 2018 10:43 AM (GdWl+)

475 bliebell? Thanks spelcheck

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:43 AM (MVjcR)

476 Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 10:43 AM (MIKMs)

700k

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2018 10:44 AM (2DOZq)

477 According to an article in American Thinker saying God bless is now a micro-aggression.
When do sane people get to be micro-aggressed?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 17, 2018 10:44 AM (nBr1j)

478 Posted by: Acme Bridge Construction Corporation at March 17, 2018 10:41 AM (n9EOP)

Heh.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 10:45 AM (sdi6R)

479 I just read this on twitter:

The state of Illinois just passed a bill that requires anyone under the age of 21 to turn their guns in or face a Class 3 felony.

Do any of you in Illinois know if this is true? Because, holy shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2018 10:45 AM (U+nHb)

480 Preistep is right in the mix, yet never mentioned.

And IIRC, he was an early objector in the Page/Strozk texts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2018 10:45 AM (Dp6qK)

481 I read the NR story that Ace recommended yesterday and I think it's bs.

Not the facts or timeline, the motivation for their actions.

The author tries to leave the impression that it was all "they did the right thing and it got away from them".

Especially Comey. He wants you to believe these were all honorable people trying to defend America against the Putin stooge Trump.

Sorry, I'm not buying that at all. These are not honorable people trying to do the right thing the wrong way.

These are corrupt deep state asses who don't deserve any benefit of the doubt.

Good people that made bad choices in pursuit of the greater good? F THAT!

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 17, 2018 10:45 AM (1tl0t)

482 >>According to an article in American Thinker saying God bless is now a micro-aggression.



I'll stop saying that when the people in Saudi Arabia, etc. stop saying "Inshallah!"

Deal?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2018 10:46 AM (W+vEI)

483 473: after a certain length of time (7 years, I think), she keeps it.

*spit*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 10:46 AM (89T5c)

484 Good point about Bill Preistep.

I left out that Strzok worked for Mueller, which connects all the dots on the Flynn frame. Mueller can be implicated, or made to look like the catspaw.

To take a line form Breaking Bad, these were the guys who knocked. They never thought tables would be turned, which is why they were so sloppy (texting your GF on a government phone!). Jimmy Drama never thought Trump would fire him.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:46 AM (pV/54)

485 It's funny how the left is reacting to the firing of McCabe. They think McCabe is going to now tell Mueller "everything" and it will bring Trump down.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2018 10:46 AM (7uYFy)

486 Happy St. Patrick's Day

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/s/t/stpatric.htm St Patrick's Lorica

https://youtu.be/PAuJgMDwTlw Celtic Women

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2018 10:47 AM (0O7c5)

487 bliebell? Thanks spelcheck

Posted by: Weasel


Oh.

I thought that was her REAL stripper name.

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2018 10:47 AM (rIG58)

488 According to an article in American Thinker saying God bless is now a micro-aggression.
When do sane people get to be micro-aggressed?


Sane people don't act like spoiled children who always think they're the most important thing in forever.

I ignore each and every claimed "microaggression. If you aren't mature enough to hold a conversation, that's your problem, not mine. Thankfully, I don't know anyone like that, nor would I.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 17, 2018 10:47 AM (GdWl+)

489
I used to work for a printing firm. At that time one of the jobs in printing was stripper.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem


Did he make you get a box of halftone dots from the back?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 10:48 AM (LOgQ4)

490 238 Bandersnatch

That is just wrong. bluebell is a lady covered with natural dignity.


*Goes to teller and asks for $100 in ones. And $20 in fives. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 10:48 AM (hyuyC)

491 Doing the old in-out. Birfday party at 2:00.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 17, 2018 10:49 AM (GdWl+)

492 Not mine, BTW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 17, 2018 10:49 AM (GdWl+)

493 Thanks for the tune Charlie and again, Happy Birthday.

Time for doggie walkies.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2018 10:49 AM (/tuJf)

494 But what happens to the $500k for his wife's political run?

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 10:43 AM (MIKMs)


I've heard it was more like $675k, but I don't have a link!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:50 AM (n9EOP)

495 The engineering students at FIU learned more in one day than they have in their entire academic career. An in-their-face design or implementation failure, in this case, one in which people died.

Personally, I have lain in bed at night worrying about some detail that I might have overlooked in a design that might lead to a cascade of disaster.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:50 AM (nBBdT)

496 It strikes me as odd that Bambi became a girl's name, when Bambi the deer was a boy.

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2018 10:27 AM (ANIFC)


========

This may come from women dressing up in reindeer hats at parties.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2018 10:50 AM (/qEW2)

497 The Hill has absolutely the worst comment section, bar none. They are all gloating that Trump and "his crime family" are going down and anyone who disagrees with them is called a Russian bot. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2018 10:50 AM (7uYFy)

498 Time for doggie walkies.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Or, as I call it, 'Therapy'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:51 AM (nBBdT)

499 She will visit you in the nite like a ninja.
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:38 AM (MVjcR)

so like a stripper gram?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 10:51 AM (hMwEB)

500 "I read the NR story that Ace recommended yesterday and I think it's bs. Not the facts or timeline, the motivation for their actions. "

I agree with this. It's a subtle whitewash, which is why it's in the National Review.

The base motivation was advancement. Comey wanted to be AG. Jimmy has had ties to the Clintons since forever.

So did Lynch. I'd bet Lynch was talking on the tarmac about her being the first black woman on SCOTUS.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:51 AM (pV/54)

501 Have a nice day people, I have far too many outdoor chores undone so I'm done!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:52 AM (n9EOP)

502 Let the battle of the briskets begin!

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2018 10:52 AM (bJ0w+)

503
499 She will visit you in the nite like a ninja.
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:38 AM (MVjcR)

so like a stripper gram?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 10:51 AM (hMwEB)
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Shim-o-gram!

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2018 10:52 AM (MVjcR)

504
This may come from women dressing up in reindeer hats at parties.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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Maybe Bambi found wearing high heels to work was 'empowering'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:52 AM (nBBdT)

505 Good people that made bad choices in pursuit of the greater good? F THAT!
=====

Greater Good = their jobs and pensions. Maybe a bit for the institutions themselves. CIA, people working in the shadows for our safety, greater than confidential informants in our cities; FBI, police enforcement for our safety, greater than constitutional rights (and they have no legal obligation for our safety); and, most of all, they are better than you.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 10:53 AM (MIKMs)

506 437: Join the club. But it could have been worse for me too. The first runner up name was "Cordelia", followed by Lucille.

Posted by: CN at March 17, 2018 10:55 AM (5gaNQ)

507 "The pickle that Sessions is in is how to you fight corruption and criminality when the instrumentalities of government you need to do so are the very things that are corrupt in the first place? "

I hope this is true. Is that the cabal is relatively small in number. (One of the reasons why Strzok pops up so much). That they're spread out over many agencies strongly suggests that there is a small number of puppeteers.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:56 AM (pV/54)

508 500
So did Lynch. I'd bet Lynch was talking on the tarmac about her being the first black woman on SCOTUS.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:51 AM (pV/54)


It could've been Janice Rogers-Brown but she was not with the program.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 10:58 AM (VM6ev)

509 501 Have a nice day people, I have far too many outdoor chores undone so I'm done!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 10:52 AM (n9EOP)


Don't remind me. It's almost time for me to start outdoor chores, and I've managed to waste yet another winter without doing any indoor chores.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 10:58 AM (sdi6R)

510
Personally, I have lain in bed at night worrying about some detail
that I might have overlooked in a design that might lead to a cascade of
disaster.
=====

Youngest kidlet spent a month repairing a report on road thickness because she found a typo -- which of course snowballed into ridiculous.

In the bad old days, keypunch operators entered the numbers, but they were not released until done in mirror by another operator. Excel has really lost some accuracy over the years.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 10:59 AM (MIKMs)

511 >>>Personally, I have lain in bed at night worrying
about some detail that I might have overlooked in a design that might
lead to a cascade of disaster.

Posted by: Mike Hammer<<<

This is what the battleshort switch is for. Of course it is generally accompanied with a fire extinguisher, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2018 10:59 AM (bJ0w+)

512 I hope this is true. Is that the cabal is relatively small in number. (One of the reasons why Strzok pops up so much). That they're spread out over many agencies strongly suggests that there is a small number of puppeteers.
Posted by: Ignoramus
---------------

Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. See: Lois Lerner and Fellow Travelers.

Then, there is the media, which instructs the public how to think, and the entire corrupt (in every sense) Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:59 AM (cp1if)

513 Don't remind me. It's almost time for me to start outdoor chores, and I've managed to waste yet another winter without doing any indoor chores.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 10:58 AM (sdi6R)
*hi-fives rickl*

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 10:59 AM (hMwEB)

514 No one asking the obvious questions.

Like who's paying Stormy Daniels?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 11:00 AM (pV/54)

515 I knew that the movement to remove Confederate statutes & memorials would eventually expand to include Union statutes as well, but I didn't know it would be for such a fucking stupid reason - Mass. state rep wants "General Hooker" sign removed because "hooker" is offensive to women.

https://tinyurl.com/y9ouzg7f

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2018 11:00 AM (ANIFC)

516 Ok, just got back from HEB. Bought a small piece of corned beef. From what I remember up top, just boil the hell out of it, right???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 11:01 AM (kufk0)

517 Superb...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5h8iIduauI

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 11:01 AM (PUmDY)

518 516 Ok, just got back from HEB. Bought a small piece of corned beef. From what I remember up top, just boil the hell out of it, right???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2018 11:01 AM (kufk0)

The Irish cook book has just one word - Boil.

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2018 11:01 AM (ANIFC)

519 512 I hope this is true. Is that the cabal is relatively small in number. (One of the reasons why Strzok pops up so much). That they're spread out over many agencies strongly suggests that there is a small number of puppeteers.
Posted by: Ignoramus
---------------

Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. See: Lois Lerner and Fellow Travelers.

Then, there is the media, which instructs the public how to think, and the entire corrupt (in every sense) Democrat Party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 10:59 AM (cp1if)


When so many people under you have the same mindset, you don't necessarily need orders to do their bidding. You just assume that it's in keeping with the belief system and so you just do it.

Lerner may not have had a directive from Obama to persecute conservatives and other political enemies. She should just knew what the stakes were with the results of the 2010 midterms and then went ahead and did what she did.

That is a real problem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 11:02 AM (VM6ev)

520 512: It still bothers me immensely that Lerner is free and keeps her pension, and that Clapper was permitted to skate by running the clock.

Posted by: CN at March 17, 2018 11:02 AM (5gaNQ)

521 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2018 11:02 AM (ANIFC)

522 *hi-fives votermom*

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2018 11:02 AM (sdi6R)

523 This is what the battleshort switch is for. Of course it is generally accompanied with a fire extinguisher, but you get the idea.
Posted by: Fritz
-------------

Scottie: "Captain, we're at 110%, she's gonna blow!"

Kirk: "Maintain power, Mr. Scot."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 11:03 AM (y3sT9)

524 the company that built the bridge is an official "Minority Owner Builder", are had complaints about repeated shoddy work.

But this is the cost of forced "diversity".

The Broward County school murders are sorta the same story. They kept crime down in schools by not reporting crime. That is probably why Trayvon was only expelled (or whatever) and not reported to police, before his fateful day where he (allegedly) attacked Zimmerman.

Coulter experienced the same problem of hiding "minority" crime when she tried to track down crimes by illegals. Our government covers up those stats, lies to the public, and endangers us.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2018 11:03 AM (bT8Z4)

525 Probably been asked, but do we know if McCabe really loses his pension, or is it simply denuded by a small percentage?
I can't imagine the Swamp Inc. would leave a loophole like that open.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 17, 2018 11:03 AM (ty7RM)

526 When so many people under you have the same mindset, you don't necessarily need orders to do their bidding. You just assume that it's in keeping with the belief system and so you just do it.
-----------------

A wink by the Emperor is as good as a nod.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 11:06 AM (y3sT9)

527
Personally, I have lain in bed at night worrying about some detail that I might have overlooked in a design that might lead to a cascade of disaster.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Know whatch mean. I spent some time working for an aerospace contractor, wiring navigation equipment for commercial aircraft. The possible combination of wires in these harnesses was nearly half a million possible erroneous combinations. Only one correct one. Every one of the hundred plus connections had to be pinged out by QC and I was almost always dead on. Once or twice out of hundreds I'd bass ackwards a pair of wires.

On 9/11 early reports of failure in navigation equipment as the cause of the first airplane hitting the WTC made my heart almost fail. By the time the second plane hit I knew it was Islam. They were back at the WTC. Again.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 11:08 AM (LOgQ4)

528 No one asking the obvious questions.

Like who's paying Stormy Daniels?

Posted by: Ignoramus


Her lawyer was on a local radio station last week. He claims he has 10 wealthy individuals who have contacted him who have offered to bankroll her.

Disgusting.

I'm sure Soros is on the list.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 17, 2018 11:11 AM (LOgQ4)

529 221,
"low IQ mika and crazy intern-killer Joe called McCabe a "hero."


And they said any insults of McCabe is an insult to ALL men and women in the FBI AND all men and women in uniform.


I shit you not. They said those exact words."


https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/974864490687643648

"(4) WHENEVER someone says that criticizing HIM or HER is an attack on an
entire group, you know that the person is guilty of the accusations."

Posted by: geoffb at March 17, 2018 11:18 AM (zOpu5)

530 500
"I read the NR story that Ace recommended yesterday and I think it's bs.
Not the facts or timeline, the motivation for their actions. "



I agree with this. It's a subtle whitewash, which is why it's in the National Review.



The base motivation was advancement. Comey wanted to be AG. Jimmy has had ties to the Clintons since forever.



So did Lynch. I'd bet Lynch was talking on the tarmac about her being the first black woman on SCOTUS.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2018 10:51 AM (pV/54)

Man, maybe I just misread it, but I see no whitewashing, no glossing over, or highlighting good intentions, bad judgement. I see deeply flawed, politically motivated criminals plotting and conducting insurrection. Doran implies that each, individually, considers themselves as some sort of hero of the day, but Doran does not, nor is the reader convinced that they are nothing more than schemers who created and executed this assault on the very foundations of the Nation.

These people lied, with malice aforethought, in order to defeat President Trump. Even when presented with actual criminal conduct, the presence of classified information on Clinton's and Abudeen's computers, they deliberately covered it up, extending a lifeline to Clinton. Comey said there was "no intention" even though, and Doran highlights that intention is not a consideration in this particular statute even though he describes the process, as I did, the process of air-gapping information between unconnected systems, thereby intimating intent. Comey also provided to Clinton, the most important and intangible reason to vote for her; that powerful forces were allied against her pursuit, regardless her qualifications to be president, that various powers would do their utmost to prevent that; the government, the Republicans and the Russians.

Most importantly, Doran spells out exactly where this conspiracy was centered and where any investigation must eventually arrive. That Obama, perhaps not the mastermind as he is a simpleton, but he was the ringmaster who orchestrated all of it.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 17, 2018 11:29 AM (DxWUs)

531 505
Good people that made bad choices in pursuit of the greater good? F THAT!
=====

Greater
Good = their jobs and pensions. Maybe a bit for the institutions
themselves. CIA, people working in the shadows for our safety, greater
than confidential informants in our cities; FBI, police enforcement for
our safety, greater than constitutional rights (and they have no legal
obligation for our safety); and, most of all, they are better than you.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2018 10:53 AM (MIKMs)
Good people- fact not in evidence nor will I concede it.

Bad Choices- No, not choices, they were bad intentions.

Greater good- Fact not in evidence will not concede it.


Posted by: Shoalin Master at March 17, 2018 11:35 AM (7+qdf)

532 #16 UMBC beat #1 Virginia 74-54

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 17, 2018 11:43 AM (e8kgV)

533 Most importantly, Doran spells out exactly where
this conspiracy was centered and where any investigation must eventually
arrive. That Obama, perhaps not the mastermind as he is a simpleton,
but he was the ringmaster who orchestrated all of it.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 17, 2018 11:29 AM (DxWUs)


After the election it was all #TheResistance. #Totheramparts. #saveusfromthefool.

Then we see and have evidence of an organized plot to nullify an election by the organs (lol) of the state .

And now that it seems to be unraveling we are starting to get the #yeahbutwemeantwell Right, right, right .

Um....lefties need to feel the sting of the wheels of justice as the law is evenly and justly applied to them with a slow grind on them on their way to financial ruin and prison.


#they bet their sacred honor and fortunes on taking down the king. and lost. #timesup. #thebillisdue #electionshaveconsequences



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 17, 2018 11:44 AM (7+qdf)

534 Our government covers up those stats, lies to the public, and endangers us.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2018 11:03 AM (bT8Z4)


But we only endanger you in pursuit of the greater good, comrade!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 17, 2018 11:44 AM (n9EOP)

535 Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 17, 2018 11:29 AM (DxWUs)

You are probably correct but I didn't read it the way you did at all.

It came across to me as the author sympathizing with them and their motives just not their actions. I have no sympathy for them AT ALL.

I'm sure I took the wrong message from the article but that's my impression of it.

I've never been accused of being the smartest moron in the world so there's that.

I took my oath to defend the Constitution all those years ago seriously. I don't appreciate my "betters" crapping on it because they're my betters.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 17, 2018 11:46 AM (1tl0t)

536 163 Am I cynical or will there be a SJW facet in the bridge collapse? Like design by non-patriarchical design.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 09:20 AM (xWmoa)

I still don't understand who allowed traffic under a bridge during a stress test.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 17, 2018 09:23 AM (MC8G+)


What I read was the construction firm requested lane closures for the stress test. Not all lanes. Just two. I am thinking the two outermost lanes.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 17, 2018 11:57 AM (di1hb)

537 What I read was the construction firm requested lane
closures for the stress test. Not all lanes. Just two. I am thinking
the two outermost lanes.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 17, 2018 11:57 AM (di1hb)


I read they had requested and received a general permit to close up to TWO lanes of traffic without consulting anyone. However, for the stress test, they didn't close any lanes at all.

This info was part the government agency covering it's behind, with the spokesman going on to whine that the construction company never requested to close four lanes (implicitly, 'why should we ever think of something like that, we're only charged with the public safety")

Posted by: SarahW at March 17, 2018 01:25 PM (Sp1NT)

538 So it's probably true that the construction folks never requested a general permit to close four lanes of traffic at any time they thought it necessary.
But there should have been one and it should have been given.

I wonder if this was Maybe this was a point of "community impact" negotiation and they could only ever get two. Who knows what those discussions were when they were had when construction was in planning stages.

Posted by: SarahW at March 17, 2018 01:28 PM (Sp1NT)

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