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House Panel Set to Announce That No "Collusion" With RUSSIA Occurred in Election, and Issue Report
rep. mike conaway, the top republican on house intelligence committee leading the russia probe, announces the panel has found no evidence of trump-russia collusion; will share draft report with democratic minority tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/G2pFBgr4mt
— kelly cohen (@politiCOHEN_) March 12, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 12, 2018 06:23 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 06:25 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 12, 2018 06:26 PM (6n332)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 07:16 PM (2NqXo)
Mollie: "See, Megan, this is how it's done."
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:16 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: George LeS at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (gEvQ8)
So I take it the democrat minority on the panel will be issuing their
own separate report that insists there's totes evidence of collusion but
the republicans are covering it up to protect evil, awful Trump?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
Death and taxes are whimsical, unpredictable flibbertigibbets by comparison.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: George LeS at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:18 PM (U+v0Q)
ace, You are the media, stop with CNN already. Here is the future news today. As always you are over the target. Almost found it.
https://intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/
hpsci_russia_investigation_one_page_summary.pdf
[delete space to get full link. and please don't post long links in the comments, it blows the margins. use tinyurl to get a short link -- ace]
House Report, read closely:
Highlights for those missing the real point.
Investigated:
"Links between Russians and the Trump and Clinton campaigns"
Findings:
"We have found no evidence of collusion, coordination, or conspiracy between the Trump campaign and the Russians" (Compare to above)
Recommendations:
"Election security, including protecting VOTE TALLIES"
Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (iVJsK)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:19 PM (U+v0Q)
it happened 20 minutes ago. There's already a vid clip of it up?
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (EaQ6/)
Damn it, surely Trump has done SOMETHING I can bust him for. What's that porn whore's name again?
Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 12, 2018 07:20 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (Mouru)
And I ask again -- did you spend a great deal of your childhood with your head in a plastic bag?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:21 PM (lhV5b)
"Links between Russians and the Trump and Clinton campaigns"
Findings:
"We have found no evidence of collusion, coordination, or conspiracy
between the Trump campaign and the Russians" (Compare to above)
A missing proper noun is missing from that second sentence, and is seemingly rather important.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (O033+)
Posted by: Parker at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (MFwf8)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (5OEn4)
1) Ignore it.
2) Call it partisan, done by Trump loyalists seeking to undermine Mueller's investigation into Trump-Russian collusion.
3) Ignore it.
Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (LpbzJ)
Is this pain in my neck from whiplash? I can't keep up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:22 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
He may have caught something nasty from Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (Mouru)
Status quo:
[X] Maintained
[ ] Not maintained
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (roQNm)
If I misunderstood you, I apologize for questioning your brain health, and ask only that you try to make a clear point, rather than trying something that sounds like it csme from Bill Wynn's Daily Devotional.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (lhV5b)
80% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
20% STORMY DANIELS
Next week's programming:
20% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
80% STORMY DANIELS
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says collusion and dossier... at March 12, 2018 07:26 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:26 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (O033+)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Egg McMuffin's head at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)
The wisest will wait to hear from The Parkland Kids too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (Mouru)
--------------
To fashion and shape public opinion/voting, natch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (cp1if)
wow.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (8rNrN)
Impossible - the statue of limitations hasn't expired yet.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 12, 2018 07:28 PM (ppaKI)
80% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
20% STORMY DANIELS
Next week's programming:
20% RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
80% STORMY DANIELS
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:25 PM (Mouru)
...........
Less spies, more boobehs. I guess we'll have to call that progress.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (HgMAr)
dude mollie hemingway mansplained to him and he got so intimidated he didn't ask for a raise
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (8rNrN)
be issuing their own separate report that insists there's totes
evidence of collusion but the republicans are covering it up to protect
evil, awful Trump?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey a.
.
.
.Yep, but they won't be able to produce the evidence because of National Security and unmasking FBI sources.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (+Dllb)
Oh there you go again with all your fancy logic and facts and shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: josephistan
Have you ever seen Stormy Daniels and Vladimir Putin in the same room?
No, and I'll tell you why, right after this commercial message.
Posted by: Converging memes at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (IqV8l)
Trump let US troops go free-fire on Russian proxies that included some of Pootie's best troops. You'd think that alone would have caused a rift.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (lhV5b)
Kind of a glaring omission isn't it?
Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (iVJsK)
Posted by: Adam Schitt at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (O033+)
Sara Carter should not be sitting on Sean Hannity. I mean, it is his show.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Vincent at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (KAvgg)
congress is set to release a bipartisan consensus report?
Does that me we can move on to more important things?
What is next on the list?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (roQNm)
30 "Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
He may have caught something nasty from Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 07:24 PM (Mouru)
Never, ever stick little richard in crazy.
Posted by: cornbred at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (R16B6)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (8rNrN)
If anyone's looking for Claherty, he's passed out in a stall in the ladies room.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (GdWl+)
----
What part of Hannity did she sit on?
Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
===
Peer Pressure
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
160 pounds of lobster and three gallons of martinis at Washington shindigs, every week of the Obama administration.
Most of it visibly hanging off his bones.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (O033+)
Plus I'm not sure I want all the unhinged lunatic fringes that the Dems have cobbled into a coalition to realize that Mueller, or a Stormy tell all, or whatever is not going to ride in and remove Trump from office. Yes they are lunatics and probably easy to defeat but they could destroy a lot of lives before the good guys realized the fight had started.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (eASYU)
milliseconds too late. If only I had skipped spell check.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (roQNm)
These guys claim to be Truth Tellers but won't tell us what they really think about the most important political controversies of the day, but only talk around them and insinuate things?
It's nuanced, Morlock.
Posted by: The Expert Tom Nichols at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (EzdLW)
She should sit on Hannity too.
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:29 PM (iVJsK)
I thought so, but I may have had some difficulties making it clear. Oh well.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (gEvQ8)
No, not these days. Again, try for clarity. Your original comments -- along with your nick -- sounded way too much like a Truther wrote it.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (lhV5b)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:32 PM (8rNrN)
"Liberal Fascism" was such a great book. What happened to Goldberg?
Posted by: rickl
Jonah loves books, but the real world, where actions are taken, is icky.
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (EzdLW)
The Harlem Globetrotters always beat the Washington Consensus.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: David Hogg - Expert at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Rob Crawford
Well it certainly wasn't jaw-jaw and it edged right up to war-war. Let's put some Folger's Coffee Crystals in place of Vladimir's nukes and see what happens.
Posted by: Converging memes at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (S6Pax)
That would be James Clapper leaking to Jake Clapper.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
..........
Maybe if she sat on his face it would shut him up for a minute and his guests could talk.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM (O033+)
Sara Carter should not be sitting on Sean Hannity. I mean, it is his show.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:30 PM (U+v0Q)
She can sit on me.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: David Hogg - Expert at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (IkIB1)
Initial Findings in Report:
"Problematic contacts between senior Intelligence Community officials and the media."
Buckle up. Should be required reading. Really think through the implications of each and every item outlined in there and then sit back and enjoy what is to come.
Posted by: All is not as it seems at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (iVJsK)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (8Pamn)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (PvCxa)
Whhhhhaaaatttt the hell?
Jonah Goldberg himself referred to Carter Page as a wannabe Russian agent on Twitter, something which I think is actionable by Page.
Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.
That.
Goldberg and the gang of NeverTrumpers cannot bring themselves to believe that they've been wrong about how to get elected and about what Trump would do once elected. Thus, soft conspiracy theories but how dare you press them for details you Trumpkin!
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Ace, The Expert at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (8rNrN)
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In Hannity's fantasy Sara sits on him
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (y3aQB)
"It's been a year nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin."
I found it odd that last week during the dust up over the steel tariff no one mentioned that it would seriously hurt Russian steel production.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: blaster
What do you mean by that?
Posted by: Morning Joe Scarborough at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
..........
Maybe if she sat on his face it would shut him up for a minute and his guests could talk."
As if. He's talking out his ass already.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (lhV5b)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
depends on the chick and depends on the "man" being mansplained to
Posted by: Ace, The Expert at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (8rNrN)
Nepotism?
Lot of that going round.
He's Rube's kid, right? I knew it!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
..........
Maybe if she sat on his face it would shut him up for a minute and his guests could talk.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:33 PM (HgMAr)
LOL
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Ahab at March 12, 2018 07:35 PM (c9/Pc)
Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (y3aQB)
Jonah is part of the DC bubble vs. that vulgar outsider Trump. He made his bones be being/staying connected. Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: alexthechick
Looks like Jonah picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: Steve McCroskey at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (y3aQB)
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: leslie jones at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (nWc4E)
He must not like suggestions because I never heard back.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (MVjcR)
Jonah Goldberg ate unfamiliar defecation and had to chew it slowly.
Shit-for-Breath was not ready to be undressed by a poignant, salient unraveling of his guarded vocal vomit.
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Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (lKs2v)
Like we do everywhere. Like they've always done.
Meddling and discord was never the "scandal" here.
The whole "scandal" was the alleged Trump collusion.
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 07:38 PM (eKOXG)
he was connected from birth via an umbilicus to Lucianne Goldberg.
He has always been a member of the Inside Party, and the Inside Party trumps the nominal political parties.
Posted by: Ace, The Expert at March 12, 2018 07:38 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: leslie jones at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (nWc4E)
---------
So Milo was right?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:38 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (O033+)
Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM
I'd say that little tiny needle dick of his, myself. But, YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Hannity at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (EzdLW)
"It's been a year nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin."
Yes, but Hillary would have been even tougher on Putin. Because she's tough, you see.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: This...is CNN at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 07:27 PM
GOP chose to protect Trump over country.
Posted by: Adam Schiff-ty eyed at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (MVjcR)
And they've been spiraling downwards ever since.
Haven't clicked on an NRO link in years.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (e11dj)
Posted by: DocJ at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM (7bkOX)
Caitlyn Jenner explaining the decathlon.
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (eKOXG)
"It's been a year nothing Trump has done has been helpful to Putin."
Yes, but Hillary would have been even tougher on Putin. Because she's tough, you see.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 07:39 PM (JyFLk)
By her age, and with those miles, any meat would be tough.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (eKOXG)
NOT a chick. Freak with a dick.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2018 07:41 PM (djCea)
He must not like suggestions because I never heard back.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (MVjcR)
Well, when he got to the polite "shut the fuck up" it might have seemed less polite.
I wonder if people give him these suggestions...or bury them. I'm guessing he has staff that peruse his e-mails, and maybe don't pass it on.
I can't listen to him bcz his voice is nails on the chalkboard for me....plus his constant interrupting of people is maddening.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (U+v0Q)
It was a pun. No, it was that other thing, the one that says the same thing forwards as backwards. A palindrome.
Posted by: Michael Palin from the Dead Parrot Sketch at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: tcn in AK
We have so much in common.....(hic!)
Posted by: John Boehner, a forgotten man at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (wD9H7)
Want to bet someone has offered her at least triple the amount of her NDA if she can talk about her "affair."
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (ppaKI)
I didn't get a harrumph outta you!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (7UW64)
Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)
I went through that. I was a leftist when I was younger, then read Ayn Rand in my late 30s. I like to say that she demolished my core beliefs and rebuilt them on a stronger foundation.
I had to admit that I was wrong, wrong, wrong, but once I did it was very liberating.
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:36 PM (W+vEI)
Remember ... In American Fascism ... Jonah tried to convince everyone that Hillary would bring a kinder, gentler Socialism to us all. Hitler with a smiley face.
He's always been full of shit. One of those Republicans that ... at the end of the day ... simply refuses to see how bad things could get.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (MHKOK)
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (89T5c)
Looks like you lost. Looks like you're getting Amy Carter sitting on you.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (8rNrN)
Hillary Clinton will never be President!
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)
Damn. What is it with Das Frau and losing her shoes?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (eXA4G)
Jenner said Trump set Trans rights back 20 years. How the heck is that possible? It has only been a hot button issue for a few years, and all Trump did was back away from it.
Someone misses the spotlight. Or peer pressure from other trans.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (U+v0Q)
Pro tip -> He is.
Posted by: Jenny Jenny Jenny oh Jenny Jenny at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (PaMwv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (wD9H7)
Want to bet someone has offered her at least triple the amount of her NDA if she can talk about her "affair."
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (lKs2v)
Gosh, you mean someone who would sell her pooty is also likely to sell her self-respect and honesty?
How could that be?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:44 PM (7UW64)
I think what happened last week was this: ace put up a post and withdrew it. I then went hunting for posts in draught (which I couldn't actually read) and posted something stoopid like, 'hah, found the post, firsties'. I don't remember exactly what I'd said except that it was lame and that it wasted ace / the cobs' time.
Anyway, I suppose I'm back from Camp Banhammer, having missed the game thread and the book thread :^( but that's my fault for being a tool.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (6FqZa)
Who listens to paid pundits?
Where the hell did that word "pundit" come from, anyway? It's kind of weird and makes the person sound very unprofessional ... which means that it's fitting, but still, where the hell did it come from?
I was going to say it sounded Indian and then I looked it up. "Learned Hindu" is the meaning.
So why do we get all the Untouchables in our punditry?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (8gDQu)
He would probably say "No I'm gonna talk and talk and say the same thing over and over again and if you don't like it get your own damn radio show"
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: carter Page at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (nWc4E)
Someone here mentioned seeing a billboard advertising her show at a Larry Flynn establishment, so that would be my guess. He was Johnny on the spot offering $$$ to people who would out Republicans having affairs during the Clinton impeachment.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: CNN Boss at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (djCea)
I backed down at the time, but, I've come to believe NRO did exactly what I accused them of and I should have realized a lot sooner than I did they were an untrustworthy lot.
Posted by: Blake at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Ever at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (OLS0m)
sure, but isn't he one of those guys who claims there is no "DC Establishment" (and also, that "NeverTrump stopped after the nomination")?
You can't claim there is no DC Establishment and then show your complete allegiance by reacting personally angry it if someone says the DC Establishment erred.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (LpbzJ)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2018 07:45 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (U+v0Q)
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I listen to the Patriot channel on Sirius on the drive to work and have to remember to change the channel when I park the car so I don't accidentally hear Hannity's voice on the same channel in the afternoon.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (wD9H7)
I was going to say it sounded Indian and then I looked it up. "Learned Hindu" is the meaning.
...
I always wondered where that dumb word came from. Actually sound hindu, now that I know.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Welcome back Kotter!
A tool? From now on, we'll call you "Plunger".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (S6Pax)
I believe the word you're searching for is "progressivism."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (dZ756)
Thank you. That's a mistake that really grates on me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (8gDQu)
So does this mean Morgan Freeman has to go back to being a Sprite pitchman?
https://youtu.be/1cjrZZyxowo
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)
Haaahahahaha LMAO @ the retarded media shills
Posted by: Vincent at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (KAvgg)
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It's not telling the truth.
They sell narratives. Fictional narratives. Just like fusion gps. Which is why fusion gps is staffed by former journalists.
Posted by: Simplemind at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:47 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)
Comfirmation Bias comes to mind. But that's probably not it.
I think people will decide the committee is lying and still cling to the Trump thing. At least, that's what I expect.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (U+v0Q)
And if you dare question the wisdom of the non-existent DC Establishment you are literally worse than Hitler.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (wD9H7)
I saw on Bloomberg TV that Mueller is considering putting off a decision on Trump obstruction. So he's got nothing. I expect he'll be interviewing Stormy Daniels by next week
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (SiINZ)
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)
Damn. What is it with Das Frau and losing her shoes?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The Blessed Bollard does not travel out of the U.S.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (9tO1t)
2) Will they react violently to the suggestion that there was no collusion?
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (/A+Cl)
Me too. I thought JG was an honest man who thought for himself and was funny. He'd made a mistake joining that idiotic NR anti-Trump issue but lots of us weren't on the Trump train then, to one degree or another, and I'd hoped he'd own that it was a mistake.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ace
This is not the DC Establishment you were looking for!
Posted by: Obi Wan Goldberg at March 12, 2018 07:48 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (MVjcR)
spectacular exercises in Goalpost Moving ever attempted, as the Media,
Democrats, Deep State and NeverTrump TruCon SalonHot25 types now attempt
what Jonah was trying (unsuccessfully) to do - convince everyone they
never meant to suggest Trump/Russia Collusion was real and would be
borne out in the investigations
Posted by: DocJ at March 12, 2018 07:40 PM
.
.
.Nope those goal posts are going to move to the "Trump obstructed Justice" side because he fired comey even though as President he has every right to do that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 12, 2018 07:34 PM (dEQP3)
Denial. Or, in worse cases, schizophrenia.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (8gDQu)
This would sound awesome in Latin spoken in Marcus Antonius' voice.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:49 PM (6FqZa)
"Were", Ace, "were", not "was".
Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (dZ756)
Yeah, everybody around here has to be more than perfect, they have to be pluperfect.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)
denial?
reaction formation?
projection?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (wD9H7)
Gah what's the term for it, it's not cognitive dissonance, it's the term for how the psyche will protect itself from admitting that core beliefs are wrong.
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes
Pundit.
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (EzdLW)
never thought he was funny. He just makes pop-culture references like any dude drinking Heinekens at a barbecue.
Frivolous is not the same as funny.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (8rNrN)
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)
Never be stairmaster, eithrr.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (FLa5M)
Behold the Hillary who stands in the light of the door
That opens on her like a grin.
You see the border of her dress is torn and stained with sand
And you see the corner of her eye
Twists like a crooked pin.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (/qEW2)
Did Trump pay Russian hookers to pee on Jonah Goldberg's couch?
What the hell happened with him? How could someone so smart and funny turn into a grumpy, old unfunny NeverTrumper almost overnight?
This is me just asking questions.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (E3rQ4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
I blame you for a dream I had. I dreamed I dropped a 2.5 million dollar ring in the toilet. I do not dream about toilets, but I kept seeing your name in the Dunce corner that day.
It may not have been your fault, but I'm blaming you anyway.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: tcn in AK
There is no way anyone can say that and sound hawt.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (8rNrN)
I kind of prefer the Yiddish, "maven". It has a mad edge to the sound of it in English, for added fun.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (8gDQu)
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Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)
What the hell happened with him? How could someone so smart and funny turn into a grumpy, old unfunny NeverTrumper almost overnight?
got news: He is as he always was. You just notice flaws when you disagree with someone.
He's always been this way.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (8rNrN)
Did the affair happen while Trump was president or even a candidate? No.
Did anything illegal take place within the affair? No.
So you're saying we need 24/7 coverage nonetheless?
Posted by: CNN Editorial Meeting at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (IkIB1)
2) Will they react violently to the suggestion that there was no collusion?
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1) yes
2) nah, they will just change the subject and pretend the previous argument never happened.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (roQNm)
>>>"Were", Ace, "were", not "was".
only cucks use the subjunctive
Posted by: ace
You're mistaken. Cucks use the submissive.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (LAe3v)
Oh well, after $200+ trillion in debt, what's another trillion here or there ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (BiLU+)
The Rule of Law is sacred to our Democracy and should be respected. Working families deserve the truth.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (ismre)
147 139 If I win the basketball bracket, I want Sara Carter to sit on me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 07:42 PM (89T5c)
Looks like you lost. Looks like you're getting Amy Carter sitting on you.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
Screw that, I'm holding out for Agent Carter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)
Why should I care who he nailed? Leave this one to Melania. If she's good with it, so am I.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (7UW64)
And that's a fact.
Posted by: Jenny Jenny Jenny oh Jenny Jenny at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (PaMwv)
( Never in my life have I thought I'd write a sentence like that )
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:51 PM (U+v0Q)
That's what you get for busting into willow's stash.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (FLa5M)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)
Why should I care who he nailed? Leave this one to Melania. If she's good with it, so am I.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 07:53 PM (7UW64)
If it even happened at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)
When people are in agreement, they tend not to notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves jokes."
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)
Oh well, after $200+ trillion in debt, what's another trillion here or there ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (BiLU+)
It's all stimulus! It was either this mockery of an investigation or breaking 20,000,000 windows. Take your pick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)
Belief disconfirmation
The disconfirmation (contradiction) of a belief, ideal, or system of values causes cognitive dissonance that can be resolved by changing the belief under contradiction; yet, instead of effecting change, the resultant mental stress restores psychological consonance to the person, by misperception, rejection, or refutation of the contradiction; seeking moral support from people who share the contradicted beliefs; or acting to persuade other people that the contradiction is unreal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (9tO1t)
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The people funding Goldberg and his little magazine want to kneecap Trump by any means necessary so...the point of Goldberg, sadly, is to carry their water.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (Z8FFX)
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The people funding Goldberg and his little magazine want to kneecap Trump by any means necessary so...the point of Goldberg, sadly, is to carry their water.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (Z8FFX)
Goldberg Din.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (NWiLs)
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/
video-hillary-slips-stairs-india-
despite-two-men-holding/
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 07:37 PM (TNhee)
Never be stairmaster, eithrr.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:50 PM (FLa5M)
Hillary!'s gotten to the point where Her Handlers need to rig her up like a puppet and make her prance around youthfully by yanking her strings.
BONUS!
The puppet look would also serve Princess Chelsea quite well with her Howdy Doody appearance.
Win Win Win!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (E3rQ4)
Posted by: E.T. at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: pep
heh. oh that's right. Also, their wives go on datives and have their genitives conjugated.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (8rNrN)
notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just
drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves
jokes."
Posted by: ace
Uh-oh.
Posted by: AOSHQ commenters at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (LpbzJ)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)
Every dollar spent on subpoenas creates ten dollars of spending in the economy. It's SCIENCE, you dumb rubes!
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (Mouru)
You'll get Mr. Kotter.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (/tuJf)
rofl
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (U+v0Q)
Add in her revolting billygoat verbal tic too.
IIRC, wasn't there another unfunny SNL skit about some goat boy once?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (GdWl+)
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Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)
Stairs can be tricking when you're 3 sheets to the wind or in her case more like 9 sheets
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (SiINZ)
If you REALLY want to encourage Davey Treyf, you can purchase his book Trumpocracy: The Corruption of the American Republic .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)"
Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at.
So many "scandals", so little evidence.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (e11dj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)
drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves jokes."
^^^
D'oh!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 07:55 PM (E3rQ4)
I would settle for a giant fist up her ass.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (FLa5M)
Or like a bloated Depends piñata....or Baroness Harkonnen.
*dry heaves*
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
The internet is a very dangerous place full of traps and temptations. Each of us has succumbed in our own way. The question is, have you learned something from this experience, young man? Do you need help changing your nic/hash?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)
He's a tranny?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ)
You'd think with a center of gravity that low she'd flow down stairs like water.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 07:57 PM (GdWl+)
That was one of Jim Breuer's bits. He does really good impressions actually. His Brian Johnson impression is hilariously spot on.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)
The Dossier was created long after JEF and all the agencies were spying on Trump. It was created later to justify the spying that was already happening. Therefore, for Goldberg and every other Swamper, the Dossier is sacred. If it isn't, then Trump was right all along. Which can't be spoken. So - get ready for a lot of "well, it may have some minor errors,but on the whole, you can see how a reasonable and oh-so-patriotic bunch like Susan Rice and James Clapper were worried when they read it."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (JyFLk)
Assholes.
Posted by: ALH at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (7XQIP)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (6FqZa)
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I'm on Amazon right now ordering it. When I look for political opinion about Trump my first go to source is a socialist Canadian.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 07:59 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)"
Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at.
So many "scandals", so little evidence.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (e11dj)
Did it happen in the Oval Office? No? Because if something like that were to happen in the Oval Office, well, that would be news, now, wouldn't it.
Wouldn't it?
Media? Mainstream Media? Hello?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)
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Chris Plante talked about this this morning. His theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)
I didn't think they had stairs in India. Usually you just pay some street kids a rupee to walk on their backs to get up to wherever you need to go. A rupee for the whole group and you can stack the kids anyway you want. India's a real bargain.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)
He's a tranny?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Ha! Ha!
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Evelyn at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (LlRuQ)
Not to pile on but I never found Goldberg funny or witty. In fact even when I was in agreement with him, I had to stop reading because no matter what issue he was criticizing the Left about he always found it necessary to find and write an example of what he believed to be the Right doing the same thing.
It was his writing tic.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
No, I already did it twice. I posted under my real name up to 2009 and then under my LGF name until 2011. Changing names too many times is for trolls.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (6FqZa)
It's fucking pathology.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (KXVP7)
American Mirror
https://tinyurl.com/yaabwt7k
YouTube
https://tinyurl.com/ybp2beox
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)"
Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at.
So many "scandals", so little evidence.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (e11dj)
The fact that Gloria Allred is representing one of the ladies named in the NDA to whom Stormy Daniels talked about her alleged affair serves to raise my suspicions about its veracity even further.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Call me Mudd at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)
Yes, Stormy Daniels is prettier and slimmer-although she seems to have some weird tattooing on her waist if the video of her is real. I don't think banging a intern young enough to be your daughter shows better judgment than being married and banging a porn star who has possibly sleep with hundreds of men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (9tO1t)
Give us a call. There is a comfortable place for you in our organization.
Posted by: The Swamp at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (PaMwv)
Posted by: pep
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'Slither' is the verb I would use.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Ace at 07:18 PM
It's a cult of evil and smug. DC town peoples temple.
Posted by: muckrack at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (9J46Z)
Why do these people never fucking learn? Don't go on these shows. There is a 0% chance of you coming across in a positive light.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)
When he's feeling pretty?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)
When people are in agreement, they tend not to notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves jokes."
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)
I don't remember seeing you at any parties I attended..... fuckin' eavesdropping Ewoks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (eXA4G)
All I've got is oatmeal...again.
Sorry for this totally random post.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LAe3v)
NRO's cruise runs aground, and the TrueNeverTrumpers are stuck on an atoll with nothing but gin, vodka, no mixers, no ice, a couple of tins of good caviar, and a handful of True Fans.
No rescue in sight for weeks, blazing sun.....
Wait....that's no nightmare....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (ptqGC)
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Concern trolls, trying to spread fear, uncertainty and doubt.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (/qEW2)
Well, they were all vetted.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (Mouru)
The powers that be at SNL should've just let him do his impressions.
The first time I saw that ridiculous excuse for a comedy skit, I though, "Well, they have access to far better and more expensive drugs than I do, so there's that..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)
When he's feeling pretty?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)
*cues up Goodbye Horses*
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LpbzJ)
Posted by: Goat Child at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
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Hillary Clinton Slips Down Stairs in India TWO TIMES Despite Two Men Holding Her Up (VIDEO)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)
...........
Graceful.
And she's getting quite the beer gut on her, isn't she?
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: bluebell
The Mueller investigation is just warming up!
Posted by: Rachel Madcow at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (wD9H7)
weird tattooing on her waist if the video of her is real.
...
Go on.
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LpbzJ)
Not if Mueller goes away.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (4ErVI)
Kevin Williamson's been awaiting all his life that opportunity to go cannibal on his inferiors.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (HgMAr)
Women tend to gain weight around their middle, but I think this is a sign of sickness and/or effects of medication not just age.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (8+Ozj)
Ha!
Clothes-pin for nose as well as a blindfold when you batter that piñata around.
No candy either.
Plenty of fudge tho.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (E3rQ4)
Graceful.
And she's getting quite the beer gut on her, isn't she?
Yep, she looks perfectly suited to the world's most demanding job. The very picture of health.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Ooze also works well.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (LAe3v)
Slosh is probably more accurate in her case.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel
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There's a lot to be said for regularity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (aC6Sd)
Re the Dolph Lungren video referenced in the sidebar: The guy doesn't have a single tattoo. So used to seeing them plastered all over celeb bodies. I was pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: hILLRY o O at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)
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I'd have to disagree. The era with Sandler, Spade, Farley, Rock shall never be surpassed. And then they gave way to Hammond/Ferrell era which is a close second.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (wD9H7)
Vetted?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (8+Ozj)
You don't just go out and hire a guy for a pr0n shoot without checking his background. That would be like the State Department giving legal residency to foreign immigrants without making sure they aren't a danger to the citizens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (2DOZq)
notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just
drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves
jokes."
Posted by: ace
Uh-oh.
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surely, inserting beastie boy lyrics into every possible sentence will always be shit that get some
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM (oMtOd)"
And they really need to do that - they have spent well over a year pumping them up to dangerous instability.
I don't think it's possible, really, it has gone too far for too long to back off.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (e11dj)
I'm in.
Don't know what I'm doing picking teams in a sport I don't follow, but hey, I'm a true moron.
Thank you so much for setting this up. And those prizes! Fabulous!
How do dead guys get good credit ratings and keep credit cards active?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (hyuyC)
theory was that the SNL people got tipped by someone involved in the
investigation so the libs could start letting their people down slowly.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:00 PM
.
.
.That makes sense. I can't see them running anything like that without someone tipping them off and trying to get ahead of what they think is horrible news.
It is going to literally rip their guts out.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (+Dllb)
I literally found it difficult to STOP adding names to that list. They delivered irreparable damage to my sides.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
we must defeat the hill
Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:02 PM (SJBL7)
Never! She has my full support!
Posted by: The Bollard at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (djCea)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: the Easy button at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (HgMAr)
Gee, I wonder where Slick Willie was? They probably haven't seen each other in person since the day after the election. And Slick might be a bit glad she lost just for that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (IkIB1)
That's all I can tell you. I saw a video of her walking down what looked like a runway for models. She was chesty and her chest overflowed her bra, and she had weird tattoos. That's all I saw or wanted to see.
Porn stars-male or female-don't interest me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (8+Ozj)
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The left has become so hierarchical and controlled it would not shock me. I still can't get over how much "John Oliver said" has replaced thinking for most liberals.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (V3U1L)
WTF is her problem. I guess she really is a lush.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (U+nHb)
308 289 Funniest SNL cast was the Phil Hartman group from the late 80s.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)
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I'd have to disagree. The era with Sandler, Spade, Farley, Rock shall never be surpassed. And then they gave way to Hammond/Ferrell era which is a close second.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (wD9H7)
Meh.
You really can't beat the originals. John Belushi doing Joe Cocker comes to mind. The Bass-O-Matic, Del Stater's Rabbit Hutch, and the original Weekend Update with Jane-you-ignorant-slut.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf)
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SNL gets marching orders.
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Slum dog - nobody glows at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (nzKWW)
Trump is soooo stupid
How stupid is he?
He's soooooooooooo stupid
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (wD9H7)
And she's getting quite the beer gut on her, isn't she?
Yep, she looks perfectly suited to the world's most demanding job. The very picture of health.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:04 PM...Can anyone imagine the 24/7 constant msm barrage that would occur if Trump stumbled on a single step or had to have two people help him negotiate a flight of stairs?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
I really doubt it. Most of them never really believed the collusion BS, it was just a means to an end. They'll move on to the next thing they think will bring Trump down and restore them to power. They're sort of like Russian aristocrats in the 20s and 30s.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (LAe3v)
Does it have anything to do with now? Ugh, no. It was not as if we thought Trump was clean as the driven snow. I mean, he was a known quantity. Which is why so many (#metoo) had a problem with him.
Why the press thinks this is some major revelation is beyond me.
So it's not gonna move the needle with people. But our press is gonna go after it anyway bcz they are tabloid reporters and it fits their agenda. Clownturds.
But for Barron and Melania...heart breaks.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (eKOXG)
The average tattoo on the average woman looks like she let a toddler scrawl on her skin with a pen.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)
I think we can all agree, though, that Chevy Chase was never funny.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
Poor Beaker. No respect.
/s
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)
maybe the tip, pal, is the 1.5 years of nothing?
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:03 PM (ismre)
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I'd have to disagree. The era with Sandler, Spade, Farley, Rock shall never be surpassed. And then they gave way to Hammond/Ferrell era which is a close second.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (wD9H7)
I guess I must be old, because I still think the original cast was the best.
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (nbrXw)
Inferiors? He's gonna starve.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)
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as Chris Plante calls her, Huma Weiner was there with her though
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 07:54 PM (8gDQu)
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Heh. Good to see you, my friend.
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (BiLU+)
You really can't beat the originals. John Belushi doing Joe Cocker comes to mind. The Bass-O-Matic, Del Stater's Rabbit Hutch, and the original Weekend Update with Jane-you-ignorant-slut.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 12, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)
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It's an age thing I guess. Ask anyone what was the best SNL era, and probably they'll say the time when I was 16-25 years old.
Personally I've watched some of the original years and never found that stuff funny. But I can't really relate to it since I wasn't around during those years. Well I was around but still wearing diapers.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (+Dllb)
Don't forget the " drinking water with both hands ", so he's got Alzheimers, news cycle. Muppet boy was all over that.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (U+v0Q)
Congrats on doing something I didn't think possible.
Is it also possible to thus create a draft, if you can post on one? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (Foejw)
notice things like "Holy shit, this guy isn't funny at all -- he just
drops Simpsons and Star Trek references as if quotations were themselves
jokes."
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Well shoot. There goes my Golden Scalp Weasels.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (0QYMt)
You might be old but you are also correct.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (eKOXG)
In that case.....Charles Rocket rulez, bitchez!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (E3rQ4)
Amazing that two people in his lower middle class family would have made it huge in to different fields.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (V3U1L)
Why the press thinks this is some major revelation is beyond me.
***
They don't.
They told us it was ok if Bill Clinton raped someone, Barack Obama had a man servant he shared everything with, and that Hillary Clinton's top assistant was also her girlfriend.
So...Trump having an affair...like FDR, JFK, Eisenhower, etc...who cares?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (Z8FFX)
Porn stars get tested for diseases constantly.
She may have a lot of miles, but those were all highway miles!
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (eKOXG)
I literally found it difficult to STOP adding names to that list. They delivered irreparable damage to my sides.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:06 PM (6FqZa)
That was the best lineup, late 80s - mid 90s
Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (IkIB1)
she's married to a special forces operator who lost his sight due to enemy explosive so you probably don't
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: hILLRY o O at March 12, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)
Why aren't I 50 stairs ahead, you might ask.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (FLa5M)
I grew up on the original SNL crew, and when they all got kicked to the curb or left in '80, the stiffs that got hired on soured me on the show. Never returned as a regular viewer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (eXA4G)
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SNL gets marching orders.
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:08 PM (V3U1L)
Saturday night, I heard about the skit, I was so shocked, I thought they must have gotten some inside info. Today confirmed it for me. As I said in post 15 above.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (U+v0Q)
Russia's economy is dependent on high oil prices. Trump said umpteen times during the campaign he would open up drilling in ANWR, offshore, etc. Hillary on the other hand would have shut down every oil well given the chance buying into the green energy bullshit.
Only a blithering idiot would think Putin would want THAT GUY in the Oval Office over HER.
That's it. No other explanation is needed.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (wD9H7)
*ahem*
No comic ensemble can match the greatness that was The Not Ready for Prime Time Players.
to wit: Laraine Newman, John Belushi, Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner, Dan Aykroyd, Garrett Morris, and Chevy Chase.
"Hi, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."
"Mmm, that's great bass!"
"*grunt* pulls out Samurai sword to cut hamburger in half.
"It's a floor wax." "It's a dessert topping!" "Tastes great and look at that shine!"
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun an' kill evry Whitey I see..."
News for The HARD OF HEARING!!
"Nevermind."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 08:10 PM (BiLU+)
Likewise, Shain. I see you pop in every so often for a quick comment.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)
Heh. You are spot on with that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq)
Though Kate Spade was his sister in law?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (W+vEI)
She may have a lot of miles, but those were all highway miles!
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I'm guessing the push to have sex with male bisexual porn stars is going to end all that...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)
And her dad's a Marine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)
They are lying cuck fucks. The only real question is why Fox gives the likes of Goldberg a platform. These people are less serious than the communists they blow regularly.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:14 PM (L1mo7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2018 08:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)
I thought we had a thing.
Posted by: Rubio's Garbage at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (FLa5M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
However, I will concede nothing to the shameless hacks were perfectly OK with Bill Clinton.
Posted by: CM9000 at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (LpbzJ)
lulz...
some of us are talking, not too seriously, about doing our own counter-cruise. Namely, Larry O'Connor and Kurt Schlicter.
I don't know how serious it is. Larry O'Connor seems the most serious.
the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (ismre)
Well that's disappointing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Clarence at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:11 PM (2DOZq)
I've often thought that.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (U+v0Q)
VIVE LA STORMY!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (wD9H7)
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They are paid well to come up with reasons why Trump is bad for America. And frankly that is a hard job considering Trump political opponents.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (Z8FFX)
Never cared for Spade, but then I saw "Dickie Roberts, Child Star" and was impressed.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (fVubI)
I've seen a tattoo on a girl's asshole... that's the kind of girl you can take home to mom!
Posted by: wooga, it was porn star Adrenalynn at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (eKOXG)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night
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Tonto, Tarzan, and Frankenstein skits: hilarious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)
Ha!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)
Perfect. Complete with costumes for the formal dinner. You just know there's a formal dinner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)
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Plus she has six kids, I'm pretty sure. Make sure you put all the leaves in the table.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (oMtOd)
if original was with roseanne roseanna-danna then, yes
we partied at brad's house
Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (SJBL7)
This ain't the book thread but I can recommend Tom Farley Jr.'s The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in Three Acts.
I am a sucker for dark and doomed bios. But this book was, in fact, good. Don't do drugs, kids.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: a hibernating bear, what knows storing fat for the winter at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (c9/Pc)
The one that lisping, lying cockchugger took .
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (IkIB1)
Charter a boat to water-balloon a cuck cruise, like Clive Cussler vs. the French Navy.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)
"the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style"
Tell them you are a left-wing academic and they'll give you the helm and the captain's brandy, and a blowjob if it's dark.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (L1mo7)
You are correct. So much for me being amazed .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
Welcome back. Did bluebell lend you a spork so you could dig your way out of the Cooler?
And congrats on the new job starting soon.
Maybe Cooler King ala The Great Escape is your new nic?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (wD9H7)
The one that lisping, lying cockchugger took .
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (IkIB1)
Tucker was busy reading my comments, today.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:18 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)
Arrrr! Count me in!
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (djCea)
Some day I hope to live to see footage of some HQ moron delivering that "Look. At. Me. I am the captain now." line to Lowry's face.
My preference here is Eris.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (wD9H7)
by the way, the TWS cruise wasn't announced last time I checked (about a week ago) and I hear they usually do 3 a year. So assuming spring is prime cruise time -- is the spring cruise cancelled? You just can't put one of these together in a week.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (8rNrN)
No comic ensemble can match the greatness that was The Not Ready for Prime Time Players.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (GdWl+)
No. SCTV ran rings around the original SNL cast. And I liked the original SNL cast. I didn't see SCTV until a few years later, but they were operating on a whole 'nother level.
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (8rNrN)
BEST IDEA EVER
Posted by: stairs at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (MHKOK)
Although I spent the day setting up the computer and reviewing Company Policy (I got through insider-trading, security, and some other stuff I already forgot). No actual work was done.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHo4C-aaXo
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: fraeked at March 12, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
That's the ticket.
Lovitz also has seen the light though I don't think he has converted to the Right. He's just not a ally of the insane Left any more.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (2DOZq)
week ago) and I hear they usually do 3 a year. So assuming spring is
prime cruise time -- is the spring cruise cancelled? You just can't put
one of these together in a week.
:::::
Si, se puede!
Posted by: norovirus at March 12, 2018 08:22 PM (IkIB1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHo4C-aaXo
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (8rNrN)
I call dibs on the girl who was hugging the statue.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (2DOZq)
Imagine if they are forced to have cash bars. The NR and TWS cucks will be the biggest drink whores ever.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (L1mo7)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (oMtOd)
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Bah, that's why you have people. Who has time to read that crap?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
I agree. SCTV was miles ahead of SNL. Battle of the PBS Stars was one of the funniest bits
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)
Do they have to get out of their colonial VA costume to do it, or it happens when they're in their normal 21st century attire?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (8+Ozj)
this would be my hope for the Cuck Cruise if we got on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHo4C-aaXo
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2018 08:21 PM (8rNrN)
Needs plastic swords, pirates' hats, and eye patches. That would be hilarious. Oh, and wenches' costumes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
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Does it still count if the porn star is from Pakistan? And...um...has a penis?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (Z8FFX)
I've seen a tattoo on a girl's asshole... that's the kind of girl you can take home to mom!
You people scare me sometimes.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (U+v0Q)
the other idea was just to buy tickets on one of the cuck cruises and take over the fucking ships pirate-style
Charter a boat to water-balloon a cuck cruise, like Clive Cussler vs. the French Navy.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)
First, we commandeer a battleship....
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)
Could be, but SCTV was on channel 78.
It's all about VHF-privilege.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (8gDQu)
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Churn thy butter for a pence fine sir!
Posted by: colonial williamsburg street walker at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
That was a good flick.
The same thing happened to me WRT Rob Schneider and American Gigolo. I thought that was a really good movie after I saw it and the ending was a pleasant surprise. His character was a good dude at heart and really tried to help others.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: davidt, pirate wanna be at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (djCea)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (oMtOd)
Hahahahaha.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (2DOZq)
Sadly ... I only attained Enthusiastic Amateur Status.
But I console myself in the knowledge that I gave it My Very Best Effort.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 12, 2018 08:26 PM (MHKOK)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (Z8FFX)
I thought the Stuart character on Mad TV was hilarious.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)
A young Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:17 PM (fVubI)
First, we commandeer a battleship....
No, no. Cussler in real life. He was doing his real-life searching for shipwrecks thing -- looking a Confederate ship near France -- when the French navy came out and chased his ship away from the area. Apparently the French were launching a new submarine, and didn't care for a ship sailing back and forth in front of the harbor running side-scan sonar.
Cussler and his crew didn't know that, they just knew they'd spent all their money and couldn't search for a few days. So when a French frigate sailed within range of them, they pelted it with water balloons.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: wooga, it was porn star Adrenalynn at March 12, 2018 08:16 PM (eKOXG)
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)
Good evening. Death to America.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
You people scare me sometimes.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:24 PM (U+v0Q)
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Please tell me that tatoo said "exit only". Lie if you must.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (b3byi)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
He is. Nice, that is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (fVubI)
The black comedian who died young right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
His stuff's hit or miss. I thought Happy Gilmore has hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
I like a lot of his movies -
Happy Gilmore
The Water Boy (or whatever it was called)
Don't Mess With The Zohan (the first half was hysterical - a lot of inside jokes that people might not get, though)
And then a movie I just saw that was really good, Funny People.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (8gDQu)
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He has some ability...but he needs a good director to play any character other then Adam Sandler acting like teenage Adam Sandler.
I think he is likely a closet political conservative too...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
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I've noticed that a lot of non-political Normies have started to notice there is a whole lot of "you couldn't make a movie/show/book like that today". Hell even a few LIV liberals...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 08:13 PM (zLDYs)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
I forgot about that character. She was very funny.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (2DOZq)
I like a lot of his movies -
Happy Gilmore
The Water Boy (or whatever it was called)
Don't Mess With The Zohan (the first half was hysterical - a lot of inside jokes that people might not get, though)
And then a movie I just saw that was really good, Funny People.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:30 PM (8gDQu)
OK, I haven't seen any of those movies. I just remember him from SNL.
Posted by: rickl at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
421 Yeah I'm sitting right here in this thread until someone other than me gets named cruise director. Because I'm pretty sure Weasel is here and I've learned my lesson.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 08:23 PM (oMtOd)
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Your words cut like a spork.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 08:33 PM (MVjcR)
"Deuce Bigalow" was a classic. and Allen Covert had a good walk-on in that one.
Speaking of Covert, he was awesome in "Grandma's Boy", wherein Scheider had the walk-on.
And back on topic with NR, Kathryn Lopez was right about both movies. They were both classics and the critics were unfair.
Aaaand speaking as a lifelong code monkey, the critics' reaction to "Grandma's Boy" was my first hint that the "nerd community" was suffering from an internal split. This later became #gamergate.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 12, 2018 08:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (2DOZq)
Don't know
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
There was a guy in the Long Drive competition who actually did a Happy Gilmore running swing. He made the Long Drive finals a few years ago and had the fastest ball speeds of the group, though he didn't win.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 08:34 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
That happened to me too. I discovered SCTV after I'd seen SNL and liked SCTV much better.
And look at their cast: John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Catherine O'Hara, Harold Ramis, and Dave Thomas.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (GdWl+)
I was thinking different guy. The one who did the skit was Aries Spears.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2018 08:32 PM (Z8FFX)
When the millenials came out saying Friends was homophopic, transphobic, fatphobic, and all the other phobic and isms, it was clear just how crazy they are. I loved that Matt LeBlanc fired back.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (U+v0Q)
If I understand it (and I'm sure I do), bluebell is setting up the reservations for all the horde to crash the NR cruise and take over.
Thanks bb and you also weasel for convincing her to do it so soon after the cookbook.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (Escza)
I was thinking different guy. The one who did the skit was Aries Spears.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:36 PM (2DOZq)
I was thinking of Patrice O'Neal.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 08:39 PM (L1mo7)
drive to work and have to remember to change the channel when I park the
car so I don't accidentally hear Hannity's voice on the same channel in
the afternoon.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 07:46 PM (MVjcR)
Hannity is nails on chalkboard to me.
Thankfully, his affiliate's competition has Dana Loesch on in the afternoon.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 12, 2018 08:41 PM (rJUlF)
it's so many!
i think it's a world record
Posted by: happyfeet at March 12, 2018 08:52 PM (mLfQi)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2018 09:05 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Ever at March 12, 2018 09:11 PM (OLS0m)
We really dodged a bullet, didn't we?
Posted by: navybrat at March 12, 2018 09:15 PM (w7KSn)
It really can't be repeated often enough: none of the much-vaunted "17 Intelligence Agencies" (3, really) have ever examined the DNC's server. And counting Mueller, that makes 18 agencies who were forbidden from examining the central piece of "evidence".
We were supposed to go to war with Russia based on a private company's findings--and CrowdStrike has every motive in the world to say it was Russia and not Seth Rich.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 12, 2018 09:36 PM (Ndje9)
Reportedly, Mueller wants to get Trump for "asking" the Russians to find the emails, although it was pure sarcasm. Trump knew what everybody knows; that Bribe Me-Granny left our nation's top secrets on an internet park bench.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 12, 2018 09:47 PM (Ndje9)
It really can't be repeated often enough: none of the much-vaunted "17 Intelligence Agencies" (3, really) have ever examined the DNC's server. And counting Mueller, that makes 18 agencies who were forbidden from examining the central piece of "evidence".
We were supposed to go to war with Russia based on a private company's findings--and CrowdStrike has every motive in the world to say it was Russia and not Seth Rich."
Question, anyone. Why couldn't the FBI or Mueller get a warrant for the server? It was/is evidence in a criminal investigation.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 12, 2018 09:54 PM (L1mo7)
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at March 12, 2018 10:20 PM (jxw6R)
To keep him honest, Jeff Sessions should join him in the effort. Watch him squirm.
Posted by: Braden Lynch at March 13, 2018 01:47 AM (pRnlX)
I mean, how on God's green earth can any of these Quislings pretend any more to love our country? Or follow a rational line of argument? Or, well, anything?
Good for Mollie for taking him down: God bless her.
Posted by: Beverly at March 13, 2018 02:53 AM (VOWpe)
Posted by: Beverly at March 13, 2018 03:08 AM (VOWpe)
Posted by: Henry Lee at March 13, 2018 07:58 AM (c/+wS)
the moar you know
Posted by: dw at March 13, 2018 10:33 AM (X8FSN)
Posted by: Dan at March 13, 2018 03:33 PM (0JDIX)
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