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Disgraced "Cop" Scot Peterson Reported Hearing Shots Inside Parkland School Over Radio, Advised Other Cops to Stay Away

You'll remember he subsequently lied about claiming he heard shots outside the school, and bravely stepped out into danger to confront the outdoors gunman.

Spoiler alert: He's a coward and a liar.

Roundly vilified for not entering a Parkland high school during a mass shooting, Broward Deputy Scot Peterson insisted publicly that he believed that gunfire was happening outside on campus -- not inside the building.

But internal radio dispatches released by the Broward Sheriff’s Office Thursday show Peterson immediately fixated on Building 12 and even radioed that gunfire was happening "inside.

And, just as school shooter Nikolas Cruz was fleeing the building after killing 17 people, Peterson warned his fellow officers to stay away -- even as wounded students and staff lay inside.

"Do not approach the 12 or 1300 building, stay at least 500 feet away," a panicked Peterson shouted as people screamed in the background.

The second-by-second timeline and audio recording of police radio chatter sheds new light on the chaotic and much scrutinized law enforcement response to the bloodshed at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High...

They also appear to show that other deputies may have refrained from rushing into the school at the direction of Peterson and a Parkland captain. The response by the agency has been the subject of national scrutiny, and is currently under review by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.

Guess we know why the BSO didn't want these tapes released, huh?

This was also reported a couple days back.

The Broward County Sheriff's Office has identified to Fox News the captain who, according to sources, directed responding deputies and units to "stage" or form a "perimeter" outside Stoneman Douglas High School, instead of rushing immediately into the building, as the mass shooting unfolded there.

Multiple law enforcement and official sources said the commands in the initial moments after Nikolas Cruz allegedly opened fire would go against all training which instructs first responders to "go, go, go" until the shooter is neutralized. As law enforcement arrived, the shooter’s identity and exact location were still unknown.

Multiple sources told Fox News that Captain Jan Jordan was the commanding officer on scene. In an email responding to Fox News’ request for information, a BSO spokesperson wrote, "Capt. Jordan’s radio call sign is 17S1."

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM




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1 Freakin coward

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at March 09, 2018 12:25 PM (O9qtX)

2 coward of broward

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:25 PM (0O7c5)

3 Complete scum.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 09, 2018 12:26 PM (1NMzF)

4 This the dude that murdered his wife and unborn child?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (+087i)

5 Wasn't there a time when guy's like this would be offered a last cigarette, tied to a post and shot?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (nBr1j)

6 They all wanted this to happen.

They got the call and their eyes lit up as they heard Rahm Emmanuel's words echoing in their heads.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (9TK8E)

7
Where's Kamera Hogg and Persis Khambatta Gonzales?

The world wonders.... not really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (VM6ev)

8 Losers. The sheriff and his "men," I mean.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (uk/oG)

9 We already know the Democrat leadership of this county ordered the cops to stand down less their Obama statistics were ruined. I don't believe anything coming out of their lying pie-holes at all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (mpXpK)

10 Form a perimeter and still let the shooter get out!

Great work there. The important thing is they get their retirement.

Posted by: MAGA at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (LnOh3)

11 Living up to the legacy that the name "Scot[t] Peterson" embodies. Coward.

Posted by: Ever at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (OLS0m)

12 claw back every penny he ever got.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:28 PM (nFwvY)

13 Interesting that this horrific crime has been dropped from the alphabet media.

One might begin to wonder why that is, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:28 PM (7LY+6)

14 Stay away from the cans! They're shooting at the cans!

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2018 12:28 PM (7HtZB)

15 Damn. Glad my name's not Scot Peterson.

Posted by: Not That David Berkowitz at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (xPJvm)

16 Only cops should have AK-15s!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (KXVP7)

17 DJT was absolutely right to call Peterson a coward on national TV, but it sort of looks like the entire leadership is right there with him. More scum.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (DXBpT)

18 thought i saw something on two swat officers suspended for enterning the building against orders.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (0O7c5)

19 How many of those 17 killed died because they bled out from their wounds? Wounds that would be survivable if only first aid was rendered?

Their deaths are certainly on the shooter. But also on the Broward County Sheriffs Department as well.

Tell me again why it is an inanimate metallic device that is the problem?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (jxbfJ)

20 This is rather inconvenient for the gun grabbers.

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (xjiRE)

21 Notice how the gun control freak out is dying down already? They're good for a sprint, but they can't keep it going for long.

They're already back to Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (k1TUh)

22 12 claw back every penny he ever got.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:28 PM (nFwvY)


Charge him with 17 counts of criminal negligence.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (9TK8E)

23 This reminds me of the classic adventure movie Four Feathers. Peterson obviously gets the first feather.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (nBr1j)

24 18 thought i saw something on two swat officers suspended for enterning the building against orders.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (0O7c5)

Their testicles were larger than regulation size

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (+087i)

25 Important context. I have spoken to law enforcement members across the country. Not a single department has told me they would stay outside the school. In fact they say national guidance is to enter the building and not stop until the perp or threat is neutralized

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (VpIIl)

26 BSO's Motto: Run from the sound of the guns.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (UThOJ)

27 13 Interesting that this horrific crime has been dropped from the alphabet media.

One might begin to wonder why that is, no?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018

*
*
One begins to think that the alphabet media types are not very bright. They leap into something which will help advance The Narrative or The Democrat Agenda, without realizing that they can't get away with lying so easily any more. The truth tends to come out and make them look dishonest and stupid. They never seem to think that far ahead.

We should be glad about this at least: that our enemies are so rarely super-geniuses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (uk/oG)

28
Only the police can protect you.

Only the police should have guns.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (r+sAi)

29 Maybe he was acting as bait. You know, trying to lure the shooter outside.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)

30
Broward Deputy Scot Peterson insisted publicly that he believed that gunfire was happening outside on campus -- not inside the building.



I'm wondering if Peterson was ordered by Sheriff Israel to lie about his response to the shooting, or if Peterson decided to lie on his own.

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (EzdLW)

31 Hey, how's that retirement working out, Scot? Nice and comfy? Good. Good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (taX7G)

32 Did he retire with pension and bennies like that other law enforcement hero Andrew McCabe?

Posted by: GregV61 at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (+5nuR)

33 Covered themselves with glory.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (LiyEm)

34 Meanwhile, the MSM is blatantly trying to doxx Dana Loesch, as most newspapers this morning are publishing this article, describing in detail where she has moved to, so enable leftists to continue harassing her. There is no other conceivable reason to publish this information, no explanation of why this might be "news" -- other than to facilitate leftist goons' quest to find her house:

https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/ NRA-Spokeswoman-Dana-Loesch-Buys-Gated-Estate-in-12720748.php

"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"

Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (42M22)

35 So over/under he eats a bullet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

36 This the dude that murdered his wife and unborn child?

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (+087i)


Close enough.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (8gDQu)

37 They also appear to show that other deputies may have refrained from rushing into the school at the direction of Peterson and a Parkland captain. The response by the agency has been the subject of national scrutiny, and is currently under review by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.
Guess we know why the BSO didn't want these tapes released, huh?


But WHY? That's the unanswered question. A cop's function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the victims. It's like they just decided they didn't feel like it that day.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

38 Can we suggest a course of action to encourage the other LEOs?

Posted by: Admiral Byng's firing squad at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (bZ7mE)

39 Seen a picture of Jan Jordan? Yikes.

Posted by: Steven at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (uJcfC)

40 So? Have they released the name of the Mormon attempted school-bombing kid yet? Just curious.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (ewxPW)

41 This reminds me of the classic adventure movie Four Feathers"

The chances of these twatwaffles going thru hell to redeem themselves?

Zero.Point.Zero

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (7LY+6)

42 21
Notice how the gun control freak out is dying down already? They're good for a sprint, but they can't keep it going for long.



They're already back to Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (k1TUh)

Sure. The lefty politicians aren't that stupid. They need this issue to go away quickly so they can focus on the 2018 elections. If they still are shrieking about gun bans/control in November, they'll be punished electorally.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (jxbfJ)

43 I'll establish a perimeter around any Octagon you faggots step into!

Posted by: Scot Peterson at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (U/b2O)

44 34 Meanwhile, the MSM is blatantly trying to doxx Dana Loesch, as most newspapers this morning are publishing this article, describing in detail where she has moved to, so enable leftists to continue harassing her. There is no other conceivable reason to publish this information, no explanation of why this might be "news" -- other than to facilitate leftist goons' quest to find her house:

https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/ NRA-Spokeswoman-Dana-Loesch-Buys-Gated-Estate-in-12720748.php

"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (42M22)

So time to start Doxxing the media?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j)

45 But taking your guns away is the answer.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (Q6IDw)

46 so not just a coward, but a hysterical coward.



man up and do the right thing for once.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nFwvY)

47 This is rather inconvenient for the gun grabbers.
Posted by: rickl


You mis-under-estimate them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (KXVP7)

48 yep.....here is is...two swat team officers suspsended

https://tinyurl.com/ya5gq6h7 from the dailymail

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (0O7c5)

49 This is the sound your narrative makes as it breaks down and falls apart.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (hLRSq)

50 CNN won't return my calls! I miss Christiane sooooo much! *sob*

Posted by: Attention Hogg at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (vtcmf)

51 >> Meanwhile, the MSM is blatantly trying to doxx Dana Loesch,


She can hide in my closet.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (Q6IDw)

52 Movies always have this sort of scenario play out with the Peterson character sitting by himself in an otherwise empty room, holding a revolver with one load in it, with the tapes playing over speakers so the viewers know he is confronting his weakness. Then, he does the "right thing". That's how the Hollywood elites think the plot line should go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (DXBpT)

53 All my lefty friends are all "See, there was an armed guard and he STILL couldn't stop it".

Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (w7KSn)

54 When qualification is pigmentation or other lefty criteria, a guy like him is totally qualified.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (dZ756)

55 41 This reminds me of the classic adventure movie Four Feathers"

The chances of these twatwaffles going thru hell to redeem themselves?

Zero.Point.Zero
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (7LY+6)

Point taken, but dying in shame and disgrace is an option.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (nBr1j)

56
Their testicles were larger than regulation size
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 12:30 PM (+087i

Yeah we know it says 'Protect and serve', but we didn't mean it, like, literally.

Posted by: BSO at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (0FvlD)

57 39 Seen a picture of Jan Jordan? Yikes.
Posted by: Steven


they are who we thought they were

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (nFwvY)

58 Where's Kamera Hogg and Persis Khambatta Gonzales?

The world wonders.... not really.
------------
they shot their wad & didn't move the needle so the MFM dropped them like a Hot Potato

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (y3aQB)

59 we're from the goobermint and we're here to ...

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (2f78E)

60 Thank God their pensions were never at risk.

Peterson got a free house and 100K a year for 10 years to be the SRO and he retired with full benefits and an undoubtedly stuffed bank account. And he can't be punished for shirking his duty so completely.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (0oDnb)

61 I have not been able to find a good picture of him anywhere on the internet, just one picture that is blurred.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (Vuaet)

62
Only the police can protect you.

Only the police should have guns.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (r+sAi)


When you only have seconds police are in the parking lot setting up a perimeter

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (lKyWE)

63 Southlake - really rich and rather exclusive suburb in North Dallas. If it's gated, nobody's gonna be able to bother her much there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (k1TUh)

64 Come on ,nobody had a chance against that AR-47 death rifle with super fast bullets.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (LiyEm)

65 So time to start Doxxing the media?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j)
=========================
Long past time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (DXBpT)

66 AND claims by the FBI they could not find Cruz, when given his Facebook threats. His real name and Facebook account and pictures ... other threats ... "nope, there is no way we, the FBI, could possible track him down"

Stand Down ... the famous Obama protocol in prosecuting Hillary, defending in Benghazi, riots in Ferguson or Baltimore. All arranged stand downs.

not to mention "Stand Down" on the border, and stand down on Voter ID ... stand down on Giuliani's successful stop and frisk, stand down per order from Hawaii judges on jihadist invasion and DACA.

The law used only to attack patriots or Trump's team. Stand down = lawless complicity

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (bT8Z4)

67 Petersen's favorite song is by Kris Kristofferson.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (dZ756)

68 It seems clear that the NRA is at fault for forcing this guy to cower.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (PFy0L)

69 Interesting Question.

The Supreme Court has declared that Cops have no duty to protect you.

BUT... when they legally take away your Right of Self Defense... which the Supremes did say you have...

Does not that put that Duty onto the State, which took your right away?

and as they PLACED you in danger, by not allowing you the Right of Self Defense... are they not the liable for damages?

Which... thinking through this... would suck... because the ONLY people who would end up paying this... is the Taxpayer (just like in the Lois Lerner crap)...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (NgKpN)

70 34 Meanwhile, the MSM is blatantly trying to doxx Dana Loesch, as most newspapers this morning are publishing this article, describing in detail where she has moved to, so enable leftists to continue harassing her. There is no other conceivable reason to publish this information, no explanation of why this might be "news" -- other than to facilitate leftist goons' quest to find her house:

https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/ NRA-Spokeswoman-Dana-Loesch-Buys-Gated-Estate-in-12720748.php

"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (42M22)


God, those people suck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (taX7G)

71 44 So time to start Doxxing the media?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j)


This is why MSM members prefer to live in High-Rise Condos, with armed security.

You can't burn their property without victimizing people completely unrelated, and you can't harass them without getting a gun pointed in your face.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (9TK8E)

72 Geez, this Broward cop makes the NRA not look like terrorists.


I'm kidding. LOL. I crack me up.




Posted by: Dannel Malloy at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)

73 Meanwhile, yesterday CBS was on site while the anti-gun Tide Pod Eaters were moving into their spiffy new offices.

I have no idea when these snowflakes will be attending classes, but they've got Official Offices to launch their hand-wringing protests from. Makes you wonder who's paying for the office space.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

74 "NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (42M22)

So time to start Doxxing the media?
Posted by: Northernlurker



Please show up in Texas and try some shit.

You can legally be shot for something as simple as criminal mischief at night.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (UNMPM)

75 37
A cop's function in such a situation is to put down
the perp and/or protect the victims. It's like they just decided they
didn't feel like it that day.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

Not according to a 2005 Supreme Court ruling. "The Supreme Court ruled .... that the police did not have a
constitutional duty to protect a person from harm, even a woman who had
obtained a court-issued protective order against a violent husband
making an arrest mandatory for a violation."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (jxbfJ)

76 Fuck. It's like this whole situation was staffed by a bunch of obamas, top to bottom.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (Dp6qK)

77 "35
So over/under he eats a bullet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
"

Never. It's only other people and their kids who pay for this liberal bullshit. They don't care enough to kill themselves, nor do they have the honor.

They just say "mistakes were made". That people were murdered is just a footnote

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (VpIIl)

78 And I miss Uncle Wolfie's playful wedgies. *sniff*

Posted by: Attention Hogg at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (vtcmf)

79 57

they are who we thought they were

Do intersectionality based hiring, get intersectionality based results.

Posted by: Steven at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (uJcfC)

80
"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (42M22)

That's a really, really, really bad place to go hassle a gun rights advocate.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (1NMzF)

81 Then, he does the "right thing". That's how the Hollywood elites think the plot line should go.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 09, 2018 12:33 PM (DXBpT)

Except this Hollywood would have him use the one bullet to shoot Wayne LaPierre

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (0FvlD)

82 65 So time to start Doxxing the media?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j)
=========================
Long past time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (DXBpT)


And Steyer. And Soros. And all the other Democrat money bags.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (taX7G)

83 A cop's function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the victims. "

Really? 'Cause the Supremes seem to have ruled otherwise...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (7LY+6)

84
they shot their wad & didn't move the needle so the MFM dropped them like a Hot Potato

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (y3aQB)







You misspelled "abused cum-rag".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (XWkhW)

85 "Notice how the gun control freak out is dying down already? They're good for a sprint, but they can't keep it going for long."

Tom Servo - all of their freak outs die down. That is the one truth I have learned, they have the same persistence to any one thing that a crack addicted squirrel has.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (hLRSq)

86 The media shit all over Trump for saying he'd go into that building with the bullets still flying. Sure, maybe he would, and maybe he wouldn't. A lot of the articles went on to say they wouldn't.
I don't know what I'd do in that situation, but I'd like to think I'd go in. It seems like if your default position is you'll go in, you very well might. If your position is nope, I sure as hell know how you'll act when the bullets fly.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (+087i)

87 All my lefty friends are all "See, there was an armed guard and he STILL couldn't stop it".
=======================

To which I would answer "that's right!"

Moar CC solves issues like this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (DXBpT)

88 80
"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (42M22)

That's a really, really, really bad place to go hassle a gun rights advocate.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (1NMzF)


It looks as though there are clear lines of fire from that house ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (taX7G)

89 The School is at fault.

Their policy of covering up crimes committed by minority students is the cause of this shooting.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (Q6IDw)

90 If there are any other Scott Peterson's out there, I'd suggest a name change. Your's is cursed.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (OC/e1)

91 So how long before the WaPo does a sob story about poor Scot Peterson and how he's been made sad by the coverage of his cowardice?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (nBr1j)

92
I think the Coward County Sheriffs could use some NRA training.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (r+sAi)

93 18
thought i saw something on two swat officers suspended for enterning the building against orders.....


Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (0O7c5)


Link from the morning thread

Democrat controlled police bosses suspend two SWAT team members for actually responding to Parkland shooting.


http://tinyurl.com/y7jkw7oa

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (mpXpK)

94 82 And Steyer. And Soros. And all the other Democrat money bags.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (taX7G)


Doxx their armed guards first.

Take their security away.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (9TK8E)

95 Has David Boss Hogg rushed to the nearest camera to let us know it's still all the NRA and guns fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (OLCnA)

96 >>>39 Seen a picture of Jan Jordan? Yikes.

She desperately wants to be a small testicled man.

Posted by: Janet Reno at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (UUw96)

97 Meanwhile another strong month of jobs growth in February(December and January numbers revised UPWARD as well)

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 12:37 PM (LiyEm)

98 58 Where's Kamera Hogg and Persis Khambatta Gonzales?

The world wonders.... not really.
------------
they shot their wad & didn't move the needle so the MFM dropped them like a Hot Potato
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (y3aQB)


Hanging out sobbing with Cindy Sheehan?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (taX7G)

99 Petersen's favorite song is by Kris Kristofferson. "

Me and Bobby McGee?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (7LY+6)

100 Your criticism of me is scary!

*cowers*

Posted by: The Braoward County Coward at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (B5R2a)

101
NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX



NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Protects Self, Family, from Deranged Lunatics Who Want to Harm Her


fixed it

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (EzdLW)

102 Please show up in Texas and try some shit.

You can legally be shot for something as simple as criminal mischief at night.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (UNMPM)

True story. I was out of town last night and my neighbors thought they saw a flashlight in my backyard. The two of them were fighting over the chance to investigate. One had a beretta, the other an AR

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (+087i)

103 Stormy Daniels would've run into that school.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

104 Where's Kamera Hogg and Persis Khambatta Gonzales?
.........

Under the bleachers with Delaney Harf.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (HgMAr)

105
"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"
Posted by: zombie at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (42M22)

So time to start Doxxing the media?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Dana has already had to move away from these freaks previously.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (IqV8l)

106 Eeeek!

Posted by: The Broward County Coward at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (B5R2a)

107 99 Petersen's favorite song is by Kris Kristofferson. "

Me and Bobby McGee?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (7LY+6)

I prefer Janis Joplin.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (nBr1j)

108 OMG the shooter in the build is shooting the pensions!!!! Why does he hate pensions so much?



GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!

He is shooting the pensions!

Posted by: Officer Navin Johnson at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (ymnmz)

109 So over/under he eats a bullet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)


Peterson is the sort of guy who decides to kill himself and runs his car headlong into another, killing an entire family while he walks away without a scratch. Then he sues the car company and collects even more money.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (8gDQu)

110 Southlake - really rich and rather exclusive suburb in North Dallas. If it's gated, nobody's gonna be able to bother her much there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (k1TUh)

Pretty sure the point here is to get the neighborhood to force her out over either a) evil guns NRA or b) constant threatening lefty scum squads scaring their kids.

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (0FvlD)

111
Sooooooo bwave!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (3o++7)

112 As long as he has his full pension and is home safely.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (r9UYA)

113 I hope everyone realizes why the Supreme Court had no choice but to find against the idea that police had a "duty to protect".

If they had found the other way, then any person who had a crime committed against them could sue the police force for not having been there to prevent the crime from happening. Seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh)

114 That's a really, really, really bad place to go hassle a gun rights advocate.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer

come to Texas to riot. stay for eternity.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (nFwvY)

115

Well that dirty little coward
That shot Mr. Howard
And he laid poor Jesse in his grave

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (IqV8l)

116 All my lefty friends are all "See, there was an armed guard and he STILL couldn't stop it".



Because he hid outside and didn't try.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (UNMPM)

117 48 yep.....here is is...two swat team officers suspsended

https://tinyurl.com/ya5gq6h7 from the dailymail
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (0O7c5)

Oh... my... and a third for saying bad things about the Department???

Wow.... just.... wow...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (NgKpN)

118 I'm assuming the coward from Broward isn't a member of the NRA or we would have heard about it.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (vI+F1)

119 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (8gDQu

Nah. Garage car suicide attempt, but he forgot he owns a Volt.

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (0FvlD)

120 89 The School is at fault.

Their policy of covering up crimes committed by minority students is the cause of this shooting.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (Q6IDw)


This.

The school, the liberal establishment - which is totally dishonest intellectually - the courts ("disparate impact"). Minority kids disproportionately engage in crime, and so should disproportionately suffer punishment for same. Bugger disparate impact.

There. I said it. Because it's true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (taX7G)

121 f'n unbelievable. And to top it off, the FL GOP wants to put onerous gun laws into place to punish law abiding gun owners in the state.

Posted by: willy at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (puf6g)

122 I thought a Cop's job was to get home safely.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (Q6IDw)

123 thanks Vic....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (0O7c5)

124
Really? 'Cause the Supremes seem to have ruled otherwise...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (7LY+6)


Yeah but the Supremes don't get to stand at mid field during a nationally televised football game and be honored for their bravery either.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (lKyWE)

125 I have not been able to find a good picture of him anywhere on the internet, just one picture that is blurred.

Here ya go:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxqu2c4

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (iv0p7)

126 The Broward County Sheriff's Office are the bravest people in the Universe.

Posted by: David Hogg at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (B5R2a)

127 Officer safety has overriding priority, don'tcha know.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (nFitA)

128
THEN WHO WAS BULLIES?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (3o++7)

129 Let's celebrate International Wymyn's day with Jan Jordon. Or is the jury still out if she qualifies as one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (OLCnA)

130 I prefer Janis Joplin."

Roger Miller version.

BTW, didn't Ms Dana already live in the Dallas 'burbs?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (7LY+6)

131 Pretty sure the point here is to get the neighborhood to force her out over either a) evil guns NRA or b) constant threatening lefty scum squads scaring their kids.
Posted by: Vanya



Not gonna happen in Texas.
Those rich guys in Southlake like guns & like to hunt.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (UNMPM)

132 OT: If Soros is funding Fusion GPS and he also is a prominent donor to the McCain Institute which employs McCain's stooge, David Kramer (subject of an Ace post earlier this week, iirc), shouldn't Soros be testifying before the House IC? Didn't Kramer refuse to answer numerous questions?

Posted by: Ever at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (OLS0m)

133 From the Dana Loesch article.

"Built in 2005, the "immaculate estate" the couple purchasedis located on a gated property with 2.25 acres of land."

or with open lawn surrounding the house and clear fields of fire.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (aVYsC)

134 99
Petersen's favorite song is by Kris Kristofferson. "



Me and Bobby McGee?

Posted by: Anon a mouse

OOOOOps -- Christoper Cross ("Ride Like the Wind")

"It is the night

My body's weak

I'm on the run

No time to sleep

I've got to ride

Ride like the wind

To be free againAnd I've got such a long way to go

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I'll ride like the wind

Ride like the wind"

Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (dZ756)

135 You can legally be shot for something as simple as criminal mischief at night.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:35 PM (UNMPM)


you can legally be shot for legally repossessing a car. it's all legal!

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (nFwvY)

136 130 I prefer Janis Joplin."

Roger Miller version.

BTW, didn't Ms Dana already live in the Dallas 'burbs?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (7LY+6)

I did not know Roger Miller had recorded the song.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (nBr1j)

137 Not gonna happen in Texas.
Those rich guys in Southlake like guns & like to hunt.


And also like beautiful women who appreciate guns and hunting.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (PFy0L)

138 122 I thought a Cop's job was to get home safely.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (Q6IDw)


After spending his shift guarding the Dunkin' Donuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (taX7G)

139 Apparently one of the cops did have a body cam:

https://tinyurl.com/m238uls

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (HgMAr)

140 OT but willowed from the previous thread.
A heads up for all Denver area 'rons and 'ettes.
Saturday, Craig Silverman will be on 710 KNUS with a piece about corruption in the Denver City Attorney's Office.
I do not know the source but the person who told me about it is someone I literally trust with my life.
The actual source was fired by the city for exposing some of said corruption.
The place seems modeled on the Clinton Family.

Posted by: Winston at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (wgCUV)

141 conspiracy theories are the worst, you guys...oh wait, what?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (V3U1L)

142 113
I hope everyone realizes why the Supreme Court had no choice but to
find against the idea that police had a "duty to protect".



If they had found the other way, then any person who had a crime
committed against them could sue the police force for not having been
there to prevent the crime from happening. Seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh)

I understand the ruling. But generally speaking, the left is telling us the police will protect us. We don't need weapons to protect ourselves. Yet here is a SCOTUS ruling countering that narrative. And it is this irony that needs to continually brought up and beaten over the heads of the gun banners/grabbers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (jxbfJ)

143
24 18 thought i saw something on two swat officers suspended for enterning the building against orders.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:29 PM (0O7c5)


They were from a different jurisdiction - one where the LEOs had testicular fortitude.

"They took our jerbs!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (3o++7)

144 113 I hope everyone realizes why the Supreme Court had no choice but to find against the idea that police had a "duty to protect".

If they had found the other way, then any person who had a crime committed against them could sue the police force for not having been there to prevent the crime from happening. Seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh)

Oh... we understand why the Supremes did it...

But it opened the door to NO accountability for them...

Its like, it is perfectly legal for a cop to lie to you, but not you to lie to a cop...

Or Civil Asset Forfeiture Laws...

They start out with good intentions... but lead to tyranny...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

145 prefer Janis Joplin.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (nBr1j)

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15
My friends all have AKs
But they are obscene
I'd love a black rifle
And ten magazines
So Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (0FvlD)

146 >>121 f'n unbelievable. And to top it off, the FL GOP wants to put onerous gun laws into place to punish law abiding gun owners in the state.

Feel the love?

Posted by: !jeb at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (r9UYA)

147 There are many who have showed cowardness during dangerous times but a coward who lies to cover up his cowardness is the lowest of the low.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (SEnIW)

148 >>"Built in 2005, the "immaculate estate" the couple purchasedis located on a gated property with 2.25 acres of land."


2.25 Acre.


Estate? Hahaha...some people.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (Q6IDw)

149 How hard is it to learn how to doxx? Is it just basic research, or something much more?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (1NMzF)

150 Roger Miller had recorded the song."

First, IIRC. Or maybe not.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (7LY+6)

151 21 f'n unbelievable. And to top it off, the FL GOP wants to put onerous gun laws into place to punish law abiding gun owners in the state.
Posted by: willy at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (puf6g)

Thats because, based on personal interactions with high officials possibly up to and including the office of the governor I can't really talk about I can personally confirm Rick Scott is a spineless POS

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (+087i)

152 145 prefer Janis Joplin.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (nBr1j)

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15
My friends all have AKs
But they are obscene
I'd love a black rifle
And ten magazines
So Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15
Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (0FvlD)

Applause.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (nBr1j)

153 138
122 I thought a Cop's job was to get home safely.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (Q6IDw)



After spending his shift guarding the Dunkin' Donuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (taX7G)

Isn't that what we are supposed to use to calculate how long it takes for LEO to show up at a crime scene? The distance to the nearest donut shop.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (jxbfJ)

154 Pretty sure the point here is to get the neighborhood to force her out over either a) evil guns NRA or b) constant threatening lefty scum squads scaring their kids."

I'd bet that there's a lot of NRA members already there. And the high dollar gated communities are pretty damned serious about who they let through the front gate and who they don't. Not much chance for shenanigans to go on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (k1TUh)

155 There are guys in combat who freeze up on engagement or during an attack.I get that as many of those guys were civilians and are just out of Basic, AIT, etc.

A guy who is allegedly career law enforcement not running in controlled manner forward into the breech- total bullshit ass covering coward.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (VpIIl)

156 For Soros I'd prefer civil asset forfeiture to jail time, if it was either/or. He's old AF. His money is what makes him so dangerous.

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (EzdLW)

157 Ironsides would've rolled into that school.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

158 141 conspiracy theories are the worst, you guys...oh wait, what?
-----
The conspiracy theories practically write themselves with this info coming to light.

Posted by: willy at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (puf6g)

159 After my minister kicked me out of church for objecting to his call for revolution against racist Trump and the state elected a Goldman partner governor on a platform of raising every tax he can find, I got back into town last night to find my power is still out, my house is 48 degrees (inside temp) and no utility crews are anywhere to be seen.

I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-tariffist at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (DXBpT)

160 146
>>121 f'n unbelievable. And to top it off, the FL GOP wants to put
onerous gun laws into place to punish law abiding gun owners in the
state.



Feel the love?



Posted by: !jeb at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (r9UYA)

Wants to???? It has already been passed and on the RINO Governor's desk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (mpXpK)

161 136 130 I prefer Janis Joplin."

Roger Miller version.

. . .

I did not know Roger Miller had recorded the song.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018

*
*
The first time I heard the song was Gordon Lightfoot's version (aka "Me and Bobbie McGee"). Much preferable to the caterwauling from Joplin, who always sounded as if she'd been gargling with used razor blades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (uk/oG)

162 I hope everyone realizes why the Supreme Court had no choice but to find against the idea that police had a "duty to protect".

If they had found the other way, then any person who had a crime committed against them could sue the police force for not having been there to prevent the crime from happening. Seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh)


Also, because laws are passive elements. People are arrested only after they break laws.

It's not a matter of liability but of the culture and structure of our nation ... or, at least, how it was originally set up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (8gDQu)

163
BREAKING: Driverless car does better job than Broward Sheriffs.

https://tinyurl.com/ydeww8qq

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (r+sAi)

164 Will all of those SJW companies cut ties with Broward County

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (OLCnA)

165 Officer safety has overriding priority, don'tcha know.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 12:41 PM (nFitA)


No, akshully, it's officer pensions that have the priority.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (UThOJ)

166 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jcQrvAcFE

Roger Miller.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (7LY+6)

167 The failure of obviously insane policies of excluding school-age people from law enforcement, the failure of local law enforcement as noted in the post and beyond, the failure of the FBI in this case - they're spectacular, they're infamous, they're indisputable.


If the US had a serious, responsible political party at the national level, these central realities would be screamed from the rooftops - and at the press, and in the faces of the idiot kids and they're equally stupid sponsors and handlers - 24/7.


From this Peterson worm on up, these names should be made toxic and infamous, their failures, stupidity, and dishonesty should be tattooed onto people's consciousness.


Whenever idiotic "gun control" nonsense is raised, the people raising it should be vilified as stupid and these actual realities of the story screamed in their faces. Because it's right, and because there's a public out there that gets enough of it to understand these actual realities. The truth has leaked through the press.


Mockery of the idiot lynch mob that is corporate America is also called for. GA's move on tax breaks is great, but these companies really should be attacked and vilified and mocked extensively, and without relief. By prominent public figures.

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (7Ml7x)

168 145 prefer Janis Joplin.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (nBr1j)

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15
My friends all have AKs
But they are obscene
I'd love a black rifle
And ten magazines
So Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15
Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (0FvlD)

Thread winner.

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (7HtZB)

169 If you have seen a picture of Captain Jan Jordan, you would know that "she" ticks off all of the SJW employment application boxes but minority.

The SJW shit is killing our children and time for some common sense SJW control laws or just an outright ban of assault SJWs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (pw+jk)

170 The distance to the nearest donut shop.

Is it more than 10 miles?

Posted by: Attention Hogg at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (vtcmf)

171 153
138

122 I thought a Cop's job was to get home safely.


Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:40 PM (Q6IDw)





After spending his shift guarding the Dunkin' Donuts.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:42 PM (taX7G)

Isn't
that what we are supposed to use to calculate how long it takes for LEO
to show up at a crime scene? The distance to the nearest donut shop.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (jxbfJ)

A few years ago my house was broken into. Discovered by my teenage daughter when she came home from school. From the time of the 911 call until the first cop showed up --- 25 minutes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (jxbfJ)

172 145
prefer Janis Joplin.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:38 PM (nBr1j)



Oh Lord, won't you buy me

An AR 15

My friends all have AKs

But they are obscene

I'd love a black rifle

And ten magazines

So Lord, won't you buy me

An AR 15



Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (0FvlD)


Nice.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (Dp6qK)

173 Bonhomme thank you for the photo

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (Vuaet)

174 161 136 130 I prefer Janis Joplin."

Roger Miller version.

. . .

I did not know Roger Miller had recorded the song.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018
*
*
The first time I heard the song was Gordon Lightfoot's version (aka "Me and Bobbie McGee"). Much preferable to the caterwauling from Joplin, who always sounded as if she'd been gargling with used razor blades.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (uk/oG)

Gotta love Horde musical debates. Did The Beatles do a version of the song?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (nBr1j)

175 This is not cowardess. This was an assassination. They knew this kid was going to kill and they were waiting for it to happen. The sheriff's office wanted it to happen to bolster demands to disarm the public. This was all coordinated by bho and his fellow travelers. This is what communism is. It is everyone sacrificed for the state. It. Was. Deliberate. Everyone was put in position to make sure that this is exactly what would happen.

Posted by: Drc at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (dkrmM)

176 I sleep soundly knowing a lot of my local law enforcement officers are combat vets. No way they are standing around outside waiting for some ass covering career captain to tell them what to do.

Oh yeah and definitely having radio problems if a stand down and move to perimeter order comes over comms

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (VpIIl)

177 A coward and a liar

A porn star and a liar

Redundancy abounds

Posted by: Francesco Schettino dating service at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (VWsDy)

178 I used to be a very apolitical go along get along person.

Posted by: Drc at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (dkrmM)

179 The ruling that LE does not have a duty to protect does not give them immunity from lawsuits for other gross negligent actions.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (SEnIW)

180


The leadership was too busy promoting the leadership to train and know what the fuck to do in this situation.

Pathetic and sad. I'm friends with a few cops, I can't ever picture them not responding with violence and force.

But there are others that are there for a paycheck.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (AASEZ)

181
Braver than Scot Peterson -

https://youtu.be/FKss2pBYQ6Y

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (3o++7)

182
Solution to school shootings: Set up donut shops next to all schools.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

183 163

BREAKING: Driverless car does better job than Broward Sheriffs.

https://tinyurl.com/ydeww8qq


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:45 PM (r+sAi)

Honestly, the neighborhood 8yr olds (who are allowed to) playing cops robbers would do a better job than BSO.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (jxbfJ)

184 Did The Beatles do a version of the song?"

Dunno. But Waylon did.

That makes it great.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:48 PM (7LY+6)

185 Where was the GOP when Cock Curious was installing Restorative Justice programs in the public schools?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA)

186 182
Solution to school shootings: Set up donut shops next to all schools.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (r+sAi)


How much would it cost to put a box of donuts into every classroom?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:48 PM (nBr1j)

187 Ironsides would've rolled into that school.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)


That would be a pretty fast trip from Boston.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2018 12:48 PM (hLRSq)

188 Listen, I'm not sacrificing myself, even risking a part of me, for some minor citizens. I've got a pension and a lot of entitlements to spend. I deserve this and so much more, you should be thanking me for "sacrificing" in this "thankless" and
"underpaid" job for so long. You think I'm supposed to be some kind of public servant? You're wrong. You need to talk to my union rep to get straightened out, I'm done here.

Posted by: Scot Peterson at March 09, 2018 12:48 PM (wx6iv)

189 roger was the first to perform.......kristopherson and someone else wrote it....it's such a great song....i haven't heard or at least don't think i've heard a bad rendition.....fred foster....was the other writer

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2018 12:48 PM (0O7c5)

190 150 Roger Miller had recorded the song."

First, IIRC. Or maybe not.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018

*
*
According to W*ikipedia, Miller was first, in 1969. Joplin recorded it two years later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (uk/oG)

191 44----So time to start Doxxing the media?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j)
--------------------------------------
It wouldn't have anything like the same terrifying effect --- for the simple reason that the Right is not chock full of fanatical thugs. Outside of a handful of mentally ill freaks, the Left has nothing to fear from the Right.

It's like the difference between doxxing a Christian who disses Islam and doxxing a Muslim who disses Christianity. The latter has nothing to fear.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (0jtPF)

192
Solution to school shootings: Set up donut shops next to all schools.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (r+sAi)


In the schools.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (lKyWE)

193 A few years ago my house was broken into. Discovered by my teenage daughter when she came home from school. From the time of the 911 call until the first cop showed up --- 25 minutes.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Call back after two minutes. Tell Dispatch "No rush. I just shot the perp."

See how quick they show up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (UNMPM)

194 162
I hope everyone realizes why the Supreme Court had no choice but to find against the idea that police had a "duty to protect".



If they had found the other way, then any person who had a crime
committed against them could sue the police force for not having been
there to prevent the crime from happening. Seriously.



Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:39 PM (k1TUh)


That is correct, there is only one person in the world with the duty to protect you. Everything else is just degrees of whether the next nearest person feels inclined to.




Posted by: Officer Navin Johnson at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

195 My neighbors cat is braver than Petersen. Damn thing is a feline murder machine. IT tried to take down a coyote once. I love that little SOB

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (VpIIl)

196 151Thats because, based on personal interactions with high officials possibly up to and including the office of the governor I can't really talk about I can personally confirm Rick Scott is a spineless POS
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FWIW, I wrote the FL GOP this a.m. and raised the BS flag on them supporting SB7026. Told 'em they need to address the real issue, the promise program. Also, the officers who failed to engage, failure of the FBI, and incompetence of Israel. He needs to be removed from his post.

Posted by: willy at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (puf6g)

197 It occurs to me that ED-209 from Robocop would actually do a better job than the BSO toolbars. And ED gets defeated by fucking stairs.

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (0FvlD)

198 sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (ymnmz)

199 Run to the donuts.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (nBr1j)

200 #BoycottBroward

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (AM1GF)

201 187 Ironsides would've rolled into that school.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)


That would be a pretty fast trip from Boston.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest!

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Ironside was a cop in San Francisco. So, even farther away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (uk/oG)

202 I know! We can hire wetbacks as cops 'cause they'll do the jobs Americans just won't do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)

203 This is just getting more and more horrifying, thinking of those poor kids and their teachers trapped in the school with this live shooter, and these stupid LEO's did nothing. I think I need to take a break from the internet and news for the rest of the day. God please help and comfort the poor victims and their families, the incompetence of these Fucktards must be making their grief all the more horrible to bare.

Posted by: SteveOReno at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (2sCft)

204 Solution to school shootings: Set up donut shops next to all schools.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (r+sAi)


When the schools started banning bake sales and bringing yummy foods in to eat they also passed laws that disallowed the sale of sugary treats anywhere within a 1000 foot radius of a school (2000 feet for an elementary school).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (8gDQu)

205 A guy who is allegedly career law enforcement not running in controlled
manner forward into the breech- total bullshit ass covering coward.

If he's been a SRO for most of his career, he probably saw himself as more of a social worker than a cop. It was probably a nice easy way to put in your 20. No way in hell he ever even thought about having to deal with a maniac with a rifle. I'll stay right here and observe and report and let the real cops deal with this when they show up.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (O5Q3r)

206 So time to start Doxxing the media?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j)
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It wouldn't have anything like the same terrifying effect --- for the simple reason that the Right is not chock full of fanatical thugs. Outside of a handful of mentally ill freaks, the Left has nothing to fear from the Right.

It's like the difference between doxxing a Christian who disses Islam and doxxing a Muslim who disses Christianity. The latter has nothing to fear.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2018 12:49 PM (0jtPF)

Well, don't you think it's time to change that?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (1NMzF)

207 199 Run to the donuts.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (nBr1j)


Throw a box of donuts in with the perp. If he tries to eat one, it's ON!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (taX7G)

208 The bullet speed you maniacs!They had no chance against that bullet speed!
Lawrence O'Donnel

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (LiyEm)

209 Its like, it is perfectly legal for a cop to lie to you, but not you to lie to a cop...

Ok, I'm going to defend this one.

During the course of a cop's official duties they're supposed to gather evidence. If you lie to a cop, you're giving false evidence to an officer of the court which they then enter into the official record.

The analogous situation would be for the cop to lie in his/her official report or while giving testimony in court.

Cops aren't allowed to do that, and as long as you're making a statement for official use in an investigation, neither are you.

As long as they say, "I lied and said X as part of Y investigative technique, the truth is Z." in their report or as part of their testimony they're presenting true information for official purposes.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (iv0p7)

210 179 The ruling that LE does not have a duty to protect does not give them immunity from lawsuits for other gross negligent actions."

Yeah, but Gross Negligence is a high bar to get over. Refusing to run inside is just negligence. Gross negligence is going inside, handing his gun to the shooter and pointing out where some more kids are hiding, just to be helpful.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (k1TUh)

211 Gotta love Horde musical debates. Did The Beatles do a version of the song?
Posted by: Northernlurker


No, but Ringo did a version with Tiny Tim and Dave Alpaca. It was on the '68 live album at Wobley Studios in Shritshisistershire.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (KXVP7)

212 I used to be a very apolitical go along get along person.

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I did as well until I found that sitting on the sidelines allowed people with whom I could not care less to associate with were trying to take away my rights through politically motivated legislation. Fuck that and fuck them!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (rdl6o)

213 When the schools started banning bake sales and bringing yummy foods in to eat they also passed laws that disallowed the sale of sugary treats anywhere within a 1000 foot radius of a school (2000 feet for an elementary school).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (8gDQu)


So when did they ban homosexuality? I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (taX7G)

214 2nd look at Somali Cops?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (Q6IDw)

215

That mofo Sheriff Israel still has not resigned.

and btw, here are the current job openings at their department

https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/browardsheriff

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (fceHP)

216
Oh Lord, won't you buy me

An AR 15

My friends all have AKs

But they are obscene

I'd love a black rifle

And ten magazines

So Lord, won't you buy me

An AR 15



Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (0FvlD)
=====Bows down in awe. Great job (with a song that lived on my fridge for years because of teenage girls).

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (MIKMs)

217 201 187 Ironsides would've rolled into that school.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)


That would be a pretty fast trip from Boston.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest!
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Ironside was a cop in San Francisco. So, even farther away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


it was a special episode!

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (nFwvY)

218 It needs to be made clear that Those Who Would Raise a Gun in Service of Steyer, Soros, Zuckerberg, Bloomberg, et al; are raising the gun in service of Soros et al's agenda.

And that there's a price to be paid for that.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (CMbMd)

219 192
Solution to school shootings: Set up donut shops next to all schools.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2018 12:47 PM (r+sAi)


In the schools.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018

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No, the kids'll get into the donuts. The little porkers are fat enough already.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (uk/oG)

220 http://bit.ly/2FrOLhe
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Poisoned Russian spy Sergei Skripal was close to consultant who was linked to the Trump dossier
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HMMM Things Get Curiouser & Curiouser

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (y3aQB)

221 So over/under he eats a bullet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)


Zero. It's already pretty clear that he thinks guns and bullets are scary. If he tried to "eat a bullet" he'd wind up outside his own house, hiding from himself behind a car.

Posted by: HTL at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (nyHxK)

222
they shot their wad & didn't move the needle so the MFM dropped them like a Hot Potato
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 12:34 PM (y3aQB)

There's still the big school walkout coming up on the 14th, and then the Million Kids March or whatever stupid thing they call it on the 24th, so we may get to see more of these nasty AstroTurf kids.

It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this.

Posted by: stace at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (6HFDU)

223 175
This is not cowardess. This was an assassination. They knew this kid was going to kill and they were waiting for it to happen. The sheriff's office wanted it to happen to bolster demands to disarm the public. This was all coordinated by bho and his fellow travelers. This is what communism is. It is everyone sacrificed for the state. It. Was. Deliberate. Everyone was put in position to make sure that this is exactly what would happen.

Posted by: Drc at March 09, 2018 12:46 PM (dkrmM)



How is this materially any different than the "under the radar" Fast and Furious gun walking efforts that left hundreds dead, while the media covered, while Holder covered up, while the left ignored it and rewarded obama with a second term, and while not a single person has been held to account?


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (Dp6qK)

224 Ironside was a cop in San Francisco. So, even farther away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


But boy, could he cover some ground going downhill!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (taX7G)

225
With Scot Peterson, finally Italian and French soldiers have someone to mock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (VM6ev)

226 So when did they ban homosexuality? I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (taX7G)


Ban?! Homosexuality is required, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (8gDQu)

227 Ironside was a cop in San Francisco. So, even farther away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (uk/oG)


And is an old frigate that probably *would* have sailed right into that school.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (hLRSq)

228 "So time to start Doxxing the media?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (nBr1j)

--------------------------------------

It wouldn't have anything like the same terrifying effect --- for
the simple reason that the Right is not chock full of fanatical thugs.
Outside of a handful of mentally ill freaks, the Left has nothing to
fear from the Right.
"

Then you DOX their address but accidentally label it as NRA whatever and a fake name.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (aVYsC)

229 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (k1TUh)

I agree. My point was I don't think the duty to protect ruling is a slippery slope.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (SEnIW)

230 Ace knows what First Respondrs should do!
He was once a screenwriter

Posted by: Hey! at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (NzDl9)

231 It's screwups all the way down.

Posted by: The Turtles at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (hvf9s)

232 Rememb er, kiddies, you don't need a gun. The police are there to protect you.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (yX3gx)

233 It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this.
Posted by: stace at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (6HFDU)


Why not? Kids don't learn shit in Baltimore schools anyway. And they have the results to prove it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (taX7G)

234 83 A cop's function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the victims. "

Really? 'Cause the Supremes seem to have ruled otherwise...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (7LY+6)

Yeah, okay, I get the SCOTUS ruling. So let me rephrase: "MORALLY, ETHICALLY, a cop's function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the victims."

Otherwise you've got to go home, look yourself in the mirror, and realize that you let 17 kids die with your inaction.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

235 But Florida is still going to get draconian gun laws regardless of this police officers fuck up because we "have to do something", except of course fire these people.

Posted by: Maritime at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (lKmt3)

236 Fuck off cunt troll.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (LiyEm)

237 Even the Keystone Kops, Car 54 Where Are You, and Barney Miller would have done a better job.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (ygNTz)

238 199 Run to the donuts.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:50 PM (nBr1j)

It's good, but maybe "Run to The Hills" would be a better title, Steve.

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at March 09, 2018 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

239 Then you DOX their address but accidentally label it as NRA whatever and a fake name.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (aVYsC)


I've fantasized about putting Trump stickers over the Bernie/Hillary stickers on Priuses here in CA for just this reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:55 PM (taX7G)

240 maybe NRA can put up a billboard saying Broward Cowards are a terrorist organization.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 09, 2018 12:55 PM (V3U1L)

241 237 Even the Keystone Kops, Car 54 Where Are You, and Barney Miller would have done a better job.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (ygNTz)

Don't forget Leslie Nielson and Police Squad.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

242 As long as they say, "I lied and said X as part of Y investigative technique, the truth is Z." in their report or as part of their testimony they're presenting true information for official purposes.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 12:51 PM (iv0p7)

Unless YOU are under oath, why does not the same standard apply?

Yes, they are gathering evidence... but you still have (supposedly) Freedom of Speech.

They talk about how if we enforce the immigration laws, that illegals will not talk to Police...

Does this not have the same effect? I will no longer cooperate openly with Police... especially any Federal Cop... because it is too easy to be entrapped if you misspeak...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (NgKpN)

243 As a former firefighter we were taught the number one rule of a First Responder was
DO NOT BECOME A VICTIM
The second being await instruction/command from officer in charge

Posted by: Hey! at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (NzDl9)

244 There's still the big school walkout coming up on the 14th, and then the Million Kids March or whatever stupid thing they call it on the 24th, so we may get to see more of these nasty AstroTurf kids.

It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this.
Posted by: stace



I like how the last two or three marches have resulted in fights & violence resulting in kids being arrested.

Thugs being thugs and doing thug shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (UNMPM)

245 161 Feel the love?



Posted by: !jeb at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (r9UYA)

Wants to???? It has already been passed and on the RINO Governor's desk.
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More like feeling the sand in the Vaseline. It's long shot, but there's still an outside chance it could be vetoed. I think Scott is probably going to let the 15 day clock run out then it becomes law.

Spineless jellyfish indeed. It would be ironic if he doesn't have the guts to sign off on it.

Posted by: willy at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (puf6g)

246
BREAKING: Scot Peterson's application to join the Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys Local #314 denied because, "Too cowardly, even for us"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (3o++7)

247 How hard is it to learn how to doxx? Is it just basic research, or something much more?

Doxxing usually refers to publishing personally identifying information on the internet.

Things like name, address, phone number, social media accounts associated with that person, email addresses, etc.

Most of that information can be had by carefully doing research online. If that person is really good at personal information security, it may take more nefarious means to acquire that information.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (iv0p7)

248
Gotta love Horde musical debates. Did The Beatles do a version of the song?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.


I don't know about Bobby McGee but everybody did a version of Stairway to Heaven.

https://youtu.be/_QFDsUgjqIo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (IqV8l)

249 It wouldn't have anything like the same terrifying effect --- for
the simple reason that the Right is not chock full of fanatical thugs.
Outside of a handful of mentally ill freaks, the Left has nothing to
fear from the Right.
"

Then you DOX their address but accidentally label it as NRA whatever and a fake name.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (aVYsC)

When it happens a few times, they might start getting worried. They need to know we COULD come for them one of these days.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (1NMzF)

250 214 2nd look at Somali Cops?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (Q6IDw)


Yeah, but how many Australian chicks in nighties knock over schools?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:57 PM (taX7G)

251
Yeah, but Gross Negligence is a high bar to get over. Refusing to run inside is just negligence. Gross negligence is going inside, handing his gun to the shooter and pointing out where some more kids are hiding, just to be helpful.


How about the Coward County deputies not allowing first responders on the scene to go into the building to help the victims? That should qualify, IMO.

That's also a salient point that a victim's family might bring up in one of what is certain to be only one of many, many lawsuits brought against the Commie Coward Sheriff's department in the coming months.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 09, 2018 12:57 PM (GdWl+)

252 224 Ironside was a cop in San Francisco. So, even farther away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

But boy, could he cover some ground going downhill!


Fixed for fabulous historical accuracy.

Posted by: wooga at March 09, 2018 12:57 PM (UUw96)

253 JJ

The French guy would have disguised himself as an unemployed truck driver, lit a Gaulois, slipped into the school and knifed Cruz.

The Italian would have hung back for a minute, then chugged a bottle of grappa, charged in and beaten Cruz to death while singing his city's soccer team's fight song.

So both better

Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:57 PM (0FvlD)

254 I don't know about Bobby McGee but everybody did a version of Stairway to Heaven.

https://youtu.be/_QFDsUgjqIo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (IqV8l)

Did Celine Dion do a version of Stairway to Heaven? I think she did Thunderstruck.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:57 PM (nBr1j)

255 Didn't Scott show his intellect and character way back, during the Trayvon Martin debacle? After that I just assumed he was standard-issue current day political figure (esp. in the GOP) - a small, cowardly and irresponsible mediocrity who depends (variously) on the ignorance and desperation of non-racist, non-authoritarian voters for his electoral success.


Murmurs the right memes and themes, relies on the Dems to drive enough people (in utter desperation) to his/GOP side.

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 09, 2018 12:57 PM (7Ml7x)

256 I like how the last two or three marches have resulted in fights & violence resulting in kids being arrested.

Thugs being thugs and doing thug shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (UNMPM)


Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (taX7G)

257 Just a quick question to the Horde re the sidebar story about the nerve gas assassination attempt on the British double-agent by the Russians.

Remember Kim Jong-Un's hit on his brother at that airport? It made a crazy kind of sense since he wanted outsiders--such as China--to know that his brother's death was an act of the state since (hopefully) only state actors have access to nerve agents and--in the case of earlier Russian assassinations--radioactive materials.

Is that why they use such exotic murder weapons? To let others know this was an act of state-sponsored vengeance?

Posted by: troyriser at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (K8f5g)

258 so was the deal that he got that name because the bullets just bounced off his spine? seems like a rather callous response by his friends but you know guy humor.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (nFwvY)

259 Posted by: Hey! at March 09, 2018 12:56 PM (NzDl9)

Glad you are former. You would have been running the other way on 9/11.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (SEnIW)

260 As long as they say, "I lied and said X as part of Y investigative technique, the truth is Z." in their report or as part of their testimony they're presenting true information for official purposes.
Posted by: bonhomme

Yet it's perfectly ok for the cops to tell you, "don't worry, this is off the record", when it's not and they are taping you.

THAT'S the lying to you part they are talking about.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (UNMPM)

261 Yeah, okay, I get the SCOTUS ruling. So let me rephrase: "MORALLY, ETHICALLY, a cop's function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the victims."

Otherwise you've got to go home, look yourself in the mirror, and realize that you let 17 kids die with your inaction.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

Which is why they had to suspend the Two SWAT cops who went in without authorization...

Because you get more of what you reward... less of what you punish...

Bravery is to be denigrated... its too Manly.... cowardice and butt covering is to be rewarded...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

262
There's still the big school walkout coming up
on the 14th, and then the Million Kids March or whatever stupid thing
they call it on the 24th, so we may get to see more of these nasty
AstroTurf kids. It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this. Posted by: stace at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (6HFDU)
=====

Spring Breaks! Road Trips! All expenses paid!

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (MIKMs)

263 237 Even the Keystone Kops, Car 54 Where Are You, and Barney Miller would have done a better job.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (ygNTz)

Don't forget Leslie Nielson and Police Squad.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)
..........

Or even Dr. Zachary Smith from Lost in Space

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (HgMAr)

264 "So over/under he eats a bullet?"

That sort of thing is for people with consciences.

Posted by: Lon Horiuchi (ret.) at March 09, 2018 12:59 PM (P/ALc)

265 >>Did Celine Dion do a version of Stairway to Heaven? I think she did Giving the Dog a Bone.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:59 PM (Q6IDw)

266 Yakkety Sax is the official theme song of the BSO.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:59 PM (nBr1j)

267 Its like, it is perfectly legal for a cop to lie to you, but not you to lie to a cop...


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Every time I run across this theme in a thread I always link this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=562s&v=i8z7NC5sgik

There are very few things I remark about or link in the comment section here that is of any intrinsic value, as I mostly do snark. This is not one of those.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 09, 2018 12:59 PM (rdl6o)

268 241 237 Even the Keystone Kops, Car 54 Where Are You, and Barney Miller would have done a better job.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 09, 2018 12:54 PM (ygNTz)

Don't forget Leslie Nielson and Police Squad.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018

*
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The squad on Barney Miller seemed more like real everyday cops. My ex-aunt-in-law was a police captain who referred to Hill Street Blues as "my training film." She always said Miller's depiction of day-to-day life in a squadroom was the closest thing she'd ever seen on TV to the real thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2018 12:59 PM (uk/oG)

269 MSM rejoices , in taking NK-Trump off the front page, Tiger tied for lead in the Valspar. Prepare for non-stop coverage

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2018 12:59 PM (VWsDy)

270 233 It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this.
Posted by: stace at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (6HFDU)

Why not? Kids don't learn shit in Baltimore schools anyway. And they have the results to prove it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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these kid-criminals are basically the rioters that the obama regime created with their PROMISE program. You remember teh freddy gray riots etc etc

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 09, 2018 01:00 PM (V3U1L)

271 Things like name, address, phone number, social media accounts associated with that person, email addresses, etc.

Most of that information can be had by carefully doing research online. If that person is really good at personal information security, it may take more nefarious means to acquire that information.
Posted by: bonhomme


Home address can be found thru the county tax office usually.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 01:00 PM (UNMPM)

272 Regardless of what legal duty officers have, its bullshit to excuse behavior like an armed officers not engaging an active shooter.

If cops are just process servers and meter maids, we need to change the way they are compensated because their lives are not on the line like they portray it.

What's funny is lots of other jobs have a far higher rate of death.

Posted by: Maritime at March 09, 2018 01:00 PM (lKmt3)

273 It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this. Posted by: stace at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (6HFDU)
=====

Spring Breaks! Road Trips! All expenses paid!
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (MIKMs)


Get 'em on the bus, then drive the bus to the nearest prison, and drop them off.

Might as well cut to the chase. Baltimore "students" will end up there sooner or later anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 01:00 PM (taX7G)

274 Spineless jellyfish indeed. It would be ironic if he doesn't have the guts to sign off on it.
Posted by: willy


A patriotic Scott would insist the Legislature cough up a study on the constitutionality of a schizo-citizenship bill; one that allows 18 - 21 year old LEO and Mil citizens to acquire, own, bear weapons, and one that doesn't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2018 01:00 PM (KXVP7)

275 >> everybody did a version of Stairway to Heaven.


Bobby McFerrin's version is the best one, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (Q6IDw)

276 "Built in 2005, the "immaculate estate" the couple purchasedis located on a gated property with 2.25 acres of land." 2.25 Acre. Estate? Hahaha...some people. Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (Q6IDw)

To be fair, the writers at SFGate live in a town where a postage sized apartment can cost a mill easy. They cannot fathom that you can have that much land or more somewhere else and it costs less than their apartment. Also that the land does not come with a co-op board that nanny states you to death.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (hvf9s)

277 OT - CNBC is finally getting around to the jobs numbers and what's their take? The good and bad news of the jobs numbers. I'm sure it will be all really bad news once when they spin the shit out of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (OLCnA)

278 239
Then you DOX their address but accidentally label it as NRA whatever and a fake name.



Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (aVYsC)



I've fantasized about putting Trump stickers over the Bernie/Hillary stickers on Priuses here in CA for just this reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2018 12:55 PM (taX7G)


Years ago, my friends and I may have made up some I Heart Crime stickers and one may have made its way onto a bumper of a cruiser parked at a local donut shop.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (Dp6qK)

279 If I were Scot Peterson, I would disappear. Take you pension and move somewhere no one knows you and STFU.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (rdl6o)

280 243 As a former firefighter we were taught the number one rule of a First Responder was
DO NOT BECOME A VICTIM
The second being await instruction/command from officer in charge
Posted by: Hey!

if you were a lesbian your name would be Chief.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (nFwvY)

281 They were following the leftard disaster protocol: cower in place.

Posted by: maddogg at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (o2MD2)

282
Ironsides would've rolled into that school.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke


That would be a pretty fast trip from Boston.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest!


Ironside was a cop in San Francisco. So, even farther away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


it was a special episode!
Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM




Crockett and Tubbs. They're in South Fla., iirc

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 01:02 PM (EzdLW)

283 262
There's still the big school walkout coming up
on the 14th, and then the Million Kids March or whatever stupid thing
they call it on the 24th, so we may get to see more of these nasty
AstroTurf kids. It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this. Posted by: stace at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (6HFDU)
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Spring Breaks! Road Trips! All expenses paid!
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2018 12:58 PM (MIKMs)

Damn.... if this was my Kid????

I'd be pissed at the schools...

Their job is to EDUCATE my Kid... not reward them with time off so they can be brainwashed politically...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 09, 2018 01:02 PM (NgKpN)

284 Is that why they use such exotic murder weapons? To let others know this was an act of state-sponsored vengeance?
=====

Norks and their returning the US kid as a vegetable. Cuba and various neuro problems with ambassadorial staffs. Experiments.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2018 01:02 PM (MIKMs)

285 What's with the ZeroHedge or Breitbart comment section idiocy creeping in here? Even among some regulars. Jeebus.

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 09, 2018 01:02 PM (7Ml7x)

286 There are security guards, armed with shotguns, every where in The Philippines?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:02 PM (nBr1j)

287 230
Ace knows what First Respondrs should do!

He was once a screenwriter

Posted by: Hey! at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (NzDl9)



Is this a trick question?

FIIIIRT RESPOOOOOONDERS

What is the order of operations in this complex algorithm?

Oh yeah, respond firstly.



If you don't, then you are just hiding in the parking lot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2018 01:02 PM (ymnmz)

288 I can demonstrate conclusively that this was not incompetence on the part of the BSO.

Four categories of people:
1. Honest, competent.
2. Honest, incompetent.
3. Dishonest, incompetent.
4. Dishonest, competent.

Honest competent people don't make Broward level mistakes.

When somebody does something through honest incompetence they are remorseful, concerned, self doubting, and eager to learn how to correct their errors.

If a person is dishonest and incompetent their defenses of themselves afterwards are not very competent either - you don't have any good defenses in place because you didn't know you were making mistakes, and haven't premeditated your failures. Hard to look not guilty of taking the brownie when you have chocolate smeared all over your face.

However when you are dishonest and competent you have fall guys ready to blame beforehand. You have thought the scenario through and have your defenses and armor mentally already in place and ready to go. Because your action is premeditated, deliberate, and competently thought out - you have deflections of the various ways you see the honest/competent people attacking your actions. In other words you have your NRA straw man ready to set fire to. You have your "Lions are not concerned with the opinions of sheep" statements ready to paint yourself as noble and sadly confronted by unjust attacks. You are ready to hide behind the mask of other's incompetence.

"Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity". The problem is when you have dishonest/competent behavior being displayed - stupidity can't explain what happened, and that leaves only malice on the table.

Posted by: An Observation at March 09, 2018 01:03 PM (E01pn)

289 >>>A cop's function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the victims.

Really? 'Cause the Supremes seem to have ruled otherwise...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (7LY+6)


Not really. The ruling is that the cops don't have any obligation to protect anyone, but that doesn't mean that the cops don't have an obligation to try to stop crimes in action that they are witnessing. This is more about stopping the criminal in the midst of a criminal act than protecting the victims.

If the cops ended up killing a couple of the innocents while they were stopping the criminal - which can certainly happen, and sometimes is the better choice - then they would still be carrying out their duties in good faith. That's the difference between a duty to protect and a duty to stop an ongoing crime.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 01:03 PM (8gDQu)

290 "Stay Away"

A liberal's mantra for police and the military.

After all, it is their job to stay safe even though we aren't.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 09, 2018 01:03 PM (ATVNj)

291 281
They were following the leftard disaster protocol: cower in place.

Posted by: maddogg at March 09, 2018 01:01 PM (o2MD2)


Except they had a gun and a few magazines at hand, so no worries!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2018 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

292 158
The conspiracy theories practically write themselves with this info coming to light.
Posted by: willy at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (puf6g)


That's for sure. I said yesterday that it looks like a false flag operation, or at the bare minimum the Left deliberately set up the conditions for a school massacre, then sat back and let nature take its course. They had the media response already organized and written, ready to roll out at a moment's notice.

We know that Leftists murder millions when they are in power. What would stop them from using the bodies of dead children as steppingstones to gain power?

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

293 So the 's' in 17S1 apparently stands for 'sacrifice'

As in "17 sacrificed so that one could get promoted to a position above her competency."

Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at March 09, 2018 01:04 PM (TWyLr)

294 Is this a trick question?

FIIIIRT RESPOOOOOONDERS

What is the order of operations in this complex algorithm?

Oh yeah, respond firstly.
______________________________________

We did respond first.

But that response was to STAY AWAY.

Posted by: Coward of Broward at March 09, 2018 01:04 PM (ATVNj)

295 OT: in response to the news that Obozo is in negotiations with Netflix, some smartass tweets:

Great. Now Netflix will have nukes within 18 months.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

296 >>"Stay Away"

>A liberal's mantra for police and the military.


You need to give criminals room to commit their crimes.

Posted by: that Bitch from Baltimore at March 09, 2018 01:04 PM (Q6IDw)

297 Okay, don't become a victim and wait for orders. Then when were the orders to engage going to come? They. Waited. For. The. Shooter. To. Emerge.

No. There is no excuse for this.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

298 Ace knows what First Respondrs should do!

He was once a screenwriter

Posted by: Hey!


Donut?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (KXVP7)

299 Am I the only one not surprised the cowardly commander turned out to be a woman?
I denounce myself!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (W+vEI)

300 Protect and Serve has become ....... and Serve the Agenda.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (nBr1j)

301 I will no longer cooperate openly with Police... especially any Federal Cop... because it is too easy to be entrapped if you misspeak.

I think any lawyer or cop will give you that same advice. It's screwed up, but you have to protect yourself.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (iv0p7)

302 292
158

The conspiracy theories practically write themselves with this info coming to light.

Posted by: willy at March 09, 2018 12:44 PM (puf6g)



That's for sure. I said yesterday that it looks like a false flag operation, or at the bare minimum the Left deliberately set up the conditions for a school massacre, then sat back and let nature take its course. They had the media response already organized and written, ready to roll out at a moment's notice.



We know that Leftists murder millions when they are in power. What would stop them from using the bodies of dead children as steppingstones to gain power?

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)


It has barry's stench all over it, beginning to end.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (Dp6qK)

303 The Peterson name has a storied history:

Scott Peterson (salesman): Wife and unborn child murder
Drew Peterson (cop): Multiple wife murders (only 1 convicted)
Scot Peterson (cop): 17 child murders

Posted by: Kerncon at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (l5bsx)

304 286 There are security guards, armed with shotguns, every where in The Philippines?
_____________________________________

That's to shoot the aggressive banana rats.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriots at March 09, 2018 01:06 PM (ATVNj)

305 So over/under he eats a bullet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
----------------------------
Not a chance.
This would require that he have a sense of honor.
He does not.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2018 01:06 PM (0jtPF)

306 http://bit.ly/2FrOLhe
---------
Poisoned Russian spy Sergei Skripal was close to consultant who was linked to the Trump dossier
------------
HMMM Things Get Curiouser & Curiouser
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 12:52 PM (y3aQB)

I'm pretty sure those with current and former ties to the Russian intelligence community in the UK run in very small professional and social circles. Everybody is bound to know everybody else.

Posted by: troyriser at March 09, 2018 01:06 PM (K8f5g)

307 This was no conspiracy. This was straight up liberal incompetence and wrong headed policies .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 01:06 PM (SEnIW)

308 It's crazy that Baltimore schools plan to bus students to this.
Posted by: stace

I'm sure the kids from the suburban schools will have a wonderful time as they participate in a cultural exchange with these Baltimorons.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2018 01:06 PM (hLRSq)

309 At this point it more than dispositive that we cannot trust the Government, local and fed, LE at any level, politocians individually and as a group and the media.

We are on our own which is why there is a 2nd Ammendment.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2018 01:06 PM (L3m6f)

310 It's a shame Jan Jordan didn't get to go on Ellen with the rest of the kids. I bet she would have liked that.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 09, 2018 01:07 PM (nILVB)

311 My rule of thumb....

If I'm not under oath, I don't have a problem misleading police who are targeting me.

If I am, I don't say anything.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 09, 2018 01:07 PM (PFy0L)

312 Jail.

Asset-stripped.

ALL OF THEM.

Posted by: Dude at March 09, 2018 01:07 PM (RYASC)

313 275 >> everybody did a version of Stairway to Heaven.


Tell me about it

Posted by: Emeric Pressburger at March 09, 2018 01:07 PM (VWsDy)

314 I love a parade.

Posted by: Jan Jordan at March 09, 2018 01:07 PM (vtcmf)

315 280
243 As a former firefighter we were taught the number one rule of a First Responder was

DO NOT BECOME A VICTIM

The second being await instruction/command from officer in charge

Posted by: Hey!




So don't put on your bunker suit and go with with air and a hose? Lean on the truck and watch it burn? Hive five your buddies?



Dude you are making a strong case for arming the teachers. Cause you are telling me your policy is Die Quietly Citizen. Thanks for the heads up when I see you coming!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2018 01:08 PM (ymnmz)

316 Celine Dion's version of Shout at the Devil really changed my mind about her.

Posted by: Tone Def at March 09, 2018 01:08 PM (U/b2O)

317 "So over/under he eats a bullet?"


That sort of thing is for people with consciences.

Posted by: Lon Horiuchi (ret.)


You still in hiding Lon, with new identity? Why is that Lon?
If anyone should eat a bullet, it's you.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 09, 2018 01:08 PM (LOgQ4)

318 OT

LizLem-hugs to you from the previous thread-you are a sweetheart!

You too Ian S., I wasn't trying to whinge at you, more like saying that liberal men are just as venal and abortion crazy as the liberal women.


Now on topic: what happened in Havana to the embassy personnel is disgusting-more so because State took so freaking long to get them out, get them medical treatment, and acknowledge that something actually happened-well over a year. This, sadly, is not uncommon. State never wants to upset host countries by saying they are dangerous. And they will wait till the absolute last minute/worst sitrep available to declare a travel warning to a country.

So...if you are traveling overseas to a critical country, check the State.Gov travel warning section, and go up a notch on the sitrep. It is invariably worse than what they say it is.


Posted by: moki at March 09, 2018 01:08 PM (V+V48)

319 The lions don't care what the lambs have to say.

Posted by: Sheriff Israel at March 09, 2018 01:08 PM (r9UYA)

320 Could he be forced to wear a scarlet C?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)

321 Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.

Posted by: Lord Celeborn at March 09, 2018 01:09 PM (y2ww3)

322 The Peterson name has a storied history:

Scott Peterson (salesman): Wife and unborn child murder
Drew Peterson (cop): Multiple wife murders (only 1 convicted)
Scot Peterson (cop): 17 child murders
Posted by: Kerncon at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (l5bsx)

The only Peterson that sticks in my mind was from The Green Berets. I can still choke up thinking about the kid calling for Peterson after he was killed . PETER - SON ! PETER -SON!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 01:09 PM (SEnIW)

323 >> I said yesterday that it looks like a false flag operation, or at the bare minimum the Left deliberately set up the conditions for a school massacre, then sat back and let nature take its course. They had the media response already organized and written, ready to roll out at a moment's notice.




There's certainly a Fast and Furious/Cloward Piven feel to all of this.

No, they didn't orchestrate the shooting. Instead, they created the opportunity for them because they need multiple school shootings to occur for political purposes.

I'd say Fast ad Furious was the first time we *saw* how Obama, and the Left in general, are happy to set in motion crises - knowing full well there will be blood - in order to achieve their goals. Creepy AF, and ugh, Obama made me a conspiracy nut.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

324 225


With Scot Peterson, finally Italian and French soldiers have someone to mock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2018 12:53 PM (VM6ev)

The stream of piss dribbling down his leg notwithstanding.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2018 01:09 PM (jxbfJ)

325 >>Celine Dion's version of Shout at the Devil really changed my mind about her.



"...so come now children of the beast, destroy and shout at the devil!"

Posted by: Celine Dion at March 09, 2018 01:09 PM (Q6IDw)

326 I will no longer cooperate openly with Police... especially any
Federal Cop... because it is too easy to be entrapped if you misspeak.



I think any lawyer or cop will give you that same advice. It's screwed up, but you have to protect yourself.
---
Any government employee who intiaties a conversation with you is not your friend.

If you started the conversation, well, it's your fault for talking to a government employee.

Posted by: Methos at March 09, 2018 01:09 PM (XQvuQ)

327 288 "Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity". The
problem is when you have dishonest/competent behavior being displayed -
stupidity can't explain what happened, and that leaves only malice on
the table."

I think malice has learned that stupidity makes useful camouflage.

Posted by: Lon Horiuchi (ret.) at March 09, 2018 01:10 PM (P/ALc)

328 Celine Dion's version of Shout at the Devil really changed my mind about her.

Same here. What really did it for me was when she covered Steppenwolf's The Pusher.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 09, 2018 01:10 PM (GdWl+)

329 apparently Peterson, Jordan, & Israel are the only non racist cops in America

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 01:10 PM (nFwvY)

330 323 No, they didn't orchestrate the shooting. Instead, they created the opportunity for them because they need multiple school shootings to occur for political purposes.

I'd say Fast ad Furious was the first time we *saw* how Obama, and the Left in general, are happy to set in motion crises - knowing full well there will be blood - in order to achieve their goals. Creepy AF, and ugh, Obama made me a conspiracy nut.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

The legacy of Rahm Emmanuel.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (CMbMd)

331 Seen a picture of Jan Jordan? Yikes.

Posted by: Steven at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (uJcfC)

Built to burn diesel, that one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (Dbv1R)

332 As long as they retire with full pensions and dignity.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (r9UYA)

333 I don't see how a firefighter's standing orders are relevant. Sure, firefighters and EMS should not charge into an active shooting. So what? How's that relevant to LEOs with guns whose whole reason for existing is crime prevention and crime fighting? (Hint: It's not relevant. Not even a little.)

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (U/b2O)

334
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15
My friends all have AKs
But they are obscene
I'd love a black rifle
And ten magazines
So Lord, won't you buy me
An AR 15
Posted by: Vanya at March 09, 2018 12:43 PM (0FvlD)

That's beautiful, man. *wipes away single tear*

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

335 FWIW, I was a volunteer firefighter. I went through an exercise where I had to go into a smoke-filled room with my SCBA under full gear and find a cabbage-patch-kid doll, with all kinds of lights, sounds, and so on going on in the background.

I couldn't find crap.

The instructor said yeah, it's hard to run into a building to save a baby when the mother is screaming at you outside and your stress is ramped up to eleven.

But he NEVER SAID TO NOT GO IN AND TRY. He said you have to go in smart, not abdicate your responsibility.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (PFy0L)

336 Stay 500 feet away! I am 490 feet away and want to claim I was forward of other law enforcement officers!

Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (p/YFn)

337 Liberals think Scot Peterson is "a good guy" with a gun?

Posted by: qzy at March 09, 2018 01:12 PM (19yMD)

338 303 The Peterson name has a storied history:

Scott Peterson (salesman): Wife and unborn child murder
Drew Peterson (cop): Multiple wife murders (only 1 convicted)
Scot Peterson (cop): 17 child murders
Posted by: Kerncon at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (l5bsx)

Norm Peterson (accountant): raging alcoholic and non-paying on bar tab

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 09, 2018 01:12 PM (+087i)

339 ">A cop's function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the victims.

Really? 'Cause the Supremes seem to have ruled otherwise...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 09, 2018 12:36 PM (7LY+6)"

Legally you are right. Morally on the other hand...

Peterson should not be prosecuted. But I would not be opposed to a public ceremony where his badge is ripped off his chest and has to do a walk of shame as the other cops turns their backs on him. Think of the opening credits of Branded.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2018 01:12 PM (OD2ni)

340 We still need to ban all guns right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 09, 2018 01:12 PM (vc4PZ)

341 So? Have they released the name of the Mormon attempted school-bombing kid yet? Just curious.


Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2018 12:32 PM (ewxPW)

Don't know, but apparently the Garotte Grrrl is one Alison York. Any more info about her seeping out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (Dbv1R)

342 https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/ NRA-Spokeswoman-Dana-Loesch-Buys-Gated-Estate-in-12720748.php

"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"

*** offers to stand guard over Dana's peacefully sleeping form whilst her bosums gently rise and fall under the silken sheets ***

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (h/uSM)

343 326 I think any lawyer or cop will give you that same advice. It's screwed up, but you have to protect yourself.

----------

There was a local lawyer where I lived who had a weekend radio show, and one of his big things was that he'd actively give people advice on how to NOT co-operate with the police, but not get a gun pointed in your face.

Well, the cops eventually got him (I think on Tax Evasion).

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (CMbMd)

344 337 Liberals think Scot Peterson is "a good guy" with a gun?
Posted by: qzy at March 09, 2018 01:12 PM (19yMD)

They think acknowledging his incompetence undermines their position.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

345 Just walked past 2 TVs. One was tuned to Fox News, and the story and chyrons were North Korea.

The other was CNN. It's all porn all the time.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (Z5y53)

346 304 286 There are security guards, armed with shotguns, every where in The Philippines?
_____________________________________

That's to shoot the aggressive banana rats.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriots at March 09, 2018 01:06 PM (ATVNj)

And the mastiff-sized roaches.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (NWiLs)

347 "303 The Peterson name has a storied history:

Scott Peterson (salesman): Wife and unborn child murder
Drew Peterson (cop): Multiple wife murders (only 1 convicted)
Scot Peterson (cop): 17 child murders
Posted by: Kerncon at March 09, 2018 01:05 PM (l5bsx)"


Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira) turned out just fine.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

348 Did Celine Dion do a version of Stairway to Heaven? I think she did Thunderstruck.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 12:57 PM (nBr1j)



Shook me all night long.

Consider this your warning. You have been warned.

https://youtu.be/21iW_YMLvmU

Posted by: buzzion at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (lKs2v)

349 We'll save you a seat at poolside, Sheriff.

Posted by: Disgraced Government Retirees Enjoying Sanibel Island at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (xMu63)

350 We already know the Democrat leadership of this
county ordered the cops to stand down less their Obama statistics were
ruined.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 12:27 PM (mpXpK)

This is the kind of bullshit that gives right-wing blogs a bad name.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (wYseH)

351 >>"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX


Gee, did they provide a map and an aerial shot from GoogleEarth?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI)

352 342 https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/ NRA-Spokeswoman-Dana-Loesch-Buys-Gated-Estate-in-12720748.php

"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX
"

*** offers to stand guard over Dana's peacefully sleeping form whilst her bosums gently rise and fall under the silken sheets ***
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (h/uSM)

Go on...

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

353 Just got a letter from Jim Demint. He said recent polls showed South Carolina citizens overwhelmingly supported an Art V convention. Yet congressional Republican leadership will not allow a bill to be brought to the floor for a vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (mpXpK)

354 >>The Peterson name has a storied history:

>>Scott Peterson (salesman): Wife and unborn child murder
Drew Peterson (cop): Multiple wife murders (only 1 convicted)
Scot Peterson (cop): 17 child murders

Adrian Peterson: Extreme spanking

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

355 The other was CNN. It's all porn all the time.

Yup... I see Anderson Cooper did an "interview" with the pron star for 60 minutes... Ought to be good... S/

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (O2RFr)

356 The other was CNN. It's all porn all the time.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (Z5y53)

I'll pay good money to never see Rachel Maddow naked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (wYseH)

357 Saw an arrest happening today 2 car ahead of me. Guns drawn, men rushing about.

Started taking video with the cell phone just in case.

Still pissed i forgot to get a selfie.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (h/uSM)

358 35 This is the kind of bullshit that gives right-wing blogs a bad name.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (wYseH)

What are you talking about? There have been at least two articles saying this was a fact.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (mpXpK)

359 351 >>"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX


Gee, did they provide a map and an aerial shot from GoogleEarth?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI)

And a picture of her silhouetted against the window while wearing only a nightie?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (nBr1j)

360 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (wYseH)M

I think he is referring to the Promise program.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 01:16 PM (SEnIW)

361 335
FWIW, I was a volunteer firefighter. I went through an exercise where I had to go into a smoke-filled room with my SCBA under full gear and find a cabbage-patch-kid doll, with all kinds of lights, sounds, and so on going on in the background.



I couldn't find crap.



The instructor said yeah, it's hard to run into a building to save a baby when the mother is screaming at you outside and your stress is ramped up to eleven.



But he NEVER SAID TO NOT GO IN AND TRY. He said you have to go in smart, not abdicate your responsibility.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 09, 2018 01:11 PM (PFy0L)


I did that in Navy firefighting training, where the smoke was from a burning half barrel of diesel. I could feel the heat, I could see the glow, but I stumbled and almost fell in. If it weren't for the instructor, holding onto my D-ring on the back of my PPE, I would have been crispy flounder.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 01:16 PM (Dp6qK)

362 "up next on the Lawrence O'Donnell show, Broward county officer paid off by NRA to take a dive and make cops look like they can't protect us and grobblerobblerobble stop that gawd dam hammering!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2018 01:16 PM (Jsevl)

363 359 351 >>"NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX


Gee, did they provide a map and an aerial shot from GoogleEarth?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI)

And a picture of her silhouetted against the window while wearing only a nightie?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (nBr1j)

Which would be improved if she was carrying an AR-15.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:16 PM (nBr1j)

364 "NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Buys Gated Estate in Southlake, TX

She has said she has had to move because of death threats... Wonder if the FBI looked into those... doubt it..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2018 01:16 PM (O2RFr)

365 >>> So...if you are traveling overseas to a critical country, check the State.Gov travel warning section, and go up a notch on the sitrep. It is invariably worse than what they say it is. Posted by: moki at March 09, 2018 01:08 PM (V+V4

Yikes. I believe you. Though anyone willingly going to Cuba reaps what they sow I guess, even if just innocent travelers. Crossing a river with a snake and all that.

Always wanted to visit South Africa, but I'm guessing right now would not be a good time to go there if you are white! Even with tourist dollars.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2018 01:17 PM (hvf9s)

366 If people realized that the police don't have any obligation to put themselves in danger to protect them, maybe then they would focus on how to protect themselves.

Posted by: Jwest at March 09, 2018 01:17 PM (/roJx)

367 We still need to ban all guns right?

-
Of course. If Cruz hadn't had a gun, Peterson wouldn't have had to run and hide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 09, 2018 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)

368 That should be 350, not 35

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:17 PM (mpXpK)

369
The Peterson name has a storied history:

Scott Peterson (salesman): Wife and unborn child murder
Drew Peterson (cop): Multiple wife murders (only 1 convicted)
Scot Peterson (cop): 17 child murders
Posted by: Kerncon

Norm Peterson (accountant): raging alcoholic and non-paying on bar tab
Posted by: Jollyroger



We should specify those are American Petersons.

Because Jordan Peterson does not fit the "Peterson" profile above.

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 01:17 PM (EzdLW)

370 308. AosHQ Morons > Baltimorons

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 09, 2018 01:18 PM (ygNTz)

371 Does the Dana Loesch home have turrets?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:18 PM (nBr1j)

372 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (wYseH)M

I think he is referring to the Promise program.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


It's more than two then. Closer to 70.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 01:18 PM (UNMPM)

373 Just 2 words:

Stairway - Shatner

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 09, 2018 01:18 PM (e1mEI)

374 That's who I was trying to remember:

Viktor Yushchenko, Ukrainian politician. Disfigured by one of those poison attacks.

Interesting how Ukraine went to Russian takeover after all those.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (MIKMs)

375 371 Does the Dana Loesch home have turrets?
_______________________________________

Yes. It blurts out obscene language unexpectedly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (MnkFD)

376
And a picture of her silhouetted against the window while wearing only a nightie?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.



You'll pull that out of my cold dead lubed hands.

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (EzdLW)

377 Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 01:18 PM (UNMPM)

Two articles supporting what he said.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (SEnIW)

378 Obviously, Broward County requires more officers, equipment, training, and more pay.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (r9UYA)

379 373 Just 2 words:

Stairway - Shatner
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 09, 2018 01:18 PM (e1mEI)

She's. Buying. The. Stairway. to. HEAVEN!

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

380 371
Does the Dana Loesch home have turrets?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:18 PM (nBr1j)


No, but it could have buzzsaws with things that go up.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (Dp6qK)

381 378 Obviously, Broward County requires more officers, equipment, training, and more pay.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (r9UYA)

Testicles would be a better place to start.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

382 350---This is the kind of bullshit that gives right-wing blogs a bad name.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (wYseH)
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I think he was talking about the Promise program, i.e., letting violent juvenile crimes slide rather than having them on record --- a record that would preclude buying guns, among other things.
I think. (?)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (0jtPF)

383 Quick search immediately reveals a stand-down order


http://tinyurl.com/ybopbog8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (mpXpK)

384 378 Obviously, Broward County requires more officers, equipment, training, and more pay

Skip the rest and just send the pay

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

385 Southlake is nice. lots of burying land not far away either.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 01:21 PM (nFwvY)

386 375
371 Does the Dana Loesch home have turrets?

_______________________________________



Yes. It blurts out obscene language unexpectedly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (MnkFD)

Fargin Icehole Kaboom Eater!

Posted by: Dana Loesch's Home at March 09, 2018 01:21 PM (ymnmz)

387 "370 308. AosHQ Morons > Baltimorons
Posted by: mercenary13"


I always thought Baltimoron was a reference to white people from places like Catonsville that like pit beef and Natty Bo, and get plastered at O's games (nothing wrong with that of course).

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2018 01:21 PM (OD2ni)

388 The other was CNN. It's all porn all the time.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (Z5y53)

I told you all that most of CNN is down in the Dungeons of Despair & HR because of this stuff!

You think I can actually make up the Golden Scalp Weasels without using the truth?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2018 01:21 PM (hLRSq)

389 378
Obviously, Broward County requires more officers, equipment, training, and more pay.



Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (r9UYA)


Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Sweet Federal Lucre at March 09, 2018 01:22 PM (ymnmz)

390 376
And a picture of her silhouetted against the window while wearing only a nightie?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.


You'll pull that out of my cold dead lubed hands.
Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (EzdLW)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU COMMENTED UNDER THE NAME 'HANDS'.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 09, 2018 01:22 PM (B5R2a)

391 Why has there not been an immediate call to disarm all Broward County LEOs? Clearly, they don't know how to use the fucking things.

Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2018 01:22 PM (bJ0w+)

392 *** offers to stand guard over Dana's peacefully sleeping form whilst her bosums gently rise and fall under the silken sheets ***
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:13 PM (h/uSM)

Go on...
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

--

sorry, couldn't reach the keyboard from my bunk

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (h/uSM)

393 35 So over/under he eats a bullet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

No way. That would defeat the entire purpose of hiding in the first place.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (kfcYC)

394
She has said she has had to move because of death threats... Wonder if the FBI looked into those...

No intent, citizen.

Posted by: Comey the homey at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (IqV8l)

395 What are you talking about? There have been at least two articles saying this was a fact.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (mpXpK)

Get your facts straight. There may have been a general understanding not to prosecute school crimes, but that is one hell of a stretch to suggest that they told the cops to stand down during a school shooting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (wYseH)

396 Two articles supporting what he said.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Correct. But there are supposedly 70 school districts around the country in the Promise Program.
#1. It's a matter of time, not if, but when
#2. Their higher ups have expressed similar if not the same views.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 01:24 PM (UNMPM)

397
Cops saying they have no legal obligation to protect your life is like republicans saying they choose the nominee not the voters just before the RNC convention. It may be legally true but the optics are terrible.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

398 We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

Posted by: Officer Erwin at March 09, 2018 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

399 You'll pull that out of my cold dead lubed hands.
Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (EzdLW)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU COMMENTED UNDER THE NAME 'HANDS'.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 09, 2018 01:22 PM (B5R2a)
________________________________________


Hands shot first.


Posted by: Greedo at March 09, 2018 01:24 PM (MnkFD)

400 There are security guards, armed with shotguns, every where in The Philippines?

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Saw them outside banks and museums. Not sure if they also guard the schools. I didn't get that close to a school (international restraining order)

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM (h/uSM)

401 broward is going to become a word.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM (nFwvY)

402 This strikes me as an excellent teachable moment in applied multiculturalism. Scot Peterson and Scott Israel should emulate our Japanese brothers in handling their screw ups.

(BTW, does the 2nd "t" come with promotion? In any case, William Wallace would be appalled at the names.)

Posted by: George LeS at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM (+TcCF)

403 Question: If you are going to be a coward, and not run into the building at the sound of gunfire around students, why did you become a cop?

The world needs accountants and grocery store clerks.

Why be a cop? You have to know that at one time or another you will be tested.

Bagging groceries or counting beans--you might be asked some hard questions about your honesty, but you probably won't be called upon to take a bullet.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (7UW64)

404 "Hands shot first.


Posted by: Greedo"


Khan never met Chekhov in Space Seed!!!!!

Posted by: Star Trek Nerd at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (OD2ni)

405 So over/under he eats a bullet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

No way. That would defeat the entire purpose of hiding in the first place.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (kfcYC)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (8gDQu)

406 I'll pay good money to never see Rachel Maddow naked.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:15 PM (wYseH)

---

I figure you'd know this: Is one legally naked if one is wearing a strap-on?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (h/uSM)

407 got my pinochet helicopter tours shirts today. just in time for the weekend. time to piss off commies and hipsters. can't wait.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (KP5rU)

408 Yet it's perfectly ok for the cops to tell you, "don't worry, this is off the record", when it's not and they are taping you.

THAT'S the lying to you part they are talking about.


I don't know the answer. I also worry about the stupid blowhard who brags about things he never did. Put a wire on some pretty cop into a bar where lowlifes congregate and you'll have all sorts of false confessions.

One type of lie I have no problem with is when they have you in the interrogation room and they tell you they know you were out with thug x on night y and we have him in another interrogation room. He's pinning the whole thing on you.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (iv0p7)

409 Get your facts straight. There may have been a general understanding not to prosecute school crimes, but that is one hell of a stretch to suggest that they told the cops to stand down during a school shooting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (wYseH)

I'm confused here, because Ace's own post and pull quotes show this very thing:

The Broward County Sheriff's Office has identified to Fox News the captain who, according to sources, directed responding deputies and units to "stage" or form a "perimeter" outside Stoneman Douglas High School, instead of rushing immediately into the building, as the mass shooting unfolded there.
Multiple law enforcement and official sources said the commands in the initial moments after Nikolas Cruz allegedly opened fire would go against all training which instructs first responders to "go, go, go" until the shooter is neutralized. As law enforcement arrived, the shooter's identity and exact location were still unknown.

Multiple sources told Fox News that Captain Jan Jordan was the commanding officer on scene. In an email responding to Fox News' request for information, a BSO spokesperson wrote, "Capt. Jordan's radio call sign is 17S1."

How does that differ in substance from a stand down order?

Posted by: Officer Erwin at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

410 Off sock.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

411 Why are people still complaining about this? Every one of the heroes in blue went home safely at the end of their shift that day, which is literally THE ONLY THING that matters. The fact that a bunch of mundanes ate lead only underscores the tremendous risks that our bold praetorians face each and every day!

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (rznWS)

412 395 Get your facts straight. There may have been a
general understanding not to prosecute school crimes, but that is one
hell of a stretch to suggest that they told the cops to stand down
during a school shooting.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (wYseH)



Did you even read that Miami Herold article? My facts are straight, yours are not.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (mpXpK)

413 400 There are security guards, armed with shotguns, every where in The Philippines?

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Saw them outside banks and museums. Not sure if they also guard the schools. I didn't get that close to a school (international restraining order)

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM (h/uSM)

Same deal in Guatemala. Security there is mostly private, and a leftover of the civil war and resulting destitution of most of the population. The government has a fair bit, too.

And those guns were the scary black kind with the flippy thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (7UW64)

414 Don't go in the building and stay 500 feet back.

One may extrapolate Obama foreign policy from this sentence as well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (XrCyE)

415 Totally off topic...

We bought some baseball hats and shirts embroidered with my daughter's restaurant's name for the crew. Now that they're wearing them, a bunch of customers have asked where they can buy them.

We're becoming a "thing".

Next stop will have to be a YouTube channel then a reality TV show.

Fame and fortune from quiche and homemade pie.

Posted by: Jwest at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (/roJx)

416 407 got my pinochet helicopter tours shirts today. just in time for the weekend. time to piss off commies and hipsters. can't wait.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (KP5rU)

That's awesome. I need me one of those.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

417 Saw them outside banks and museums. Not sure if they also guard the schools. I didn't get that close to a school (international restraining order)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM (h/uSM)

I also saw them at malls and a 7-11. They also opened doors.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (nBr1j)

418 Same deal in Guatemala. Security there is mostly private, and a leftover of the civil war and resulting destitution of most of the population. The government has a fair bit, too.

And those guns were the scary black kind with the flippy thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (7UW64)

And Colombia.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:28 PM (nBr1j)

419 416; zazzle.com great quality and service.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2018 01:28 PM (KP5rU)

420 No, but it could have buzzsaws with things that go up.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 09, 2018 01:20 PM (Dp6qK)

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just one thing, but repeatedly

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:28 PM (h/uSM)

421 How many brave and dignified stand-up Broward cops have gone on strike over the SWAT heroes getting suspended?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 01:29 PM (r9UYA)

422
414 Don't go in the building and stay 500 feet back.

____________________________________

500 feet? Doesn't she know that the AR-15 round travels at 120 parsecs per millisecond squared?

500 feet is like nothing.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 09, 2018 01:29 PM (MnkFD)

423 Scot(t) Peterson now seems to be tied with Michael Brown as an infamous name...

For those of you just joining us, before Michael "St. Swisher Sweets of Ferguson" Brown there was Michael "Heckuva job, Brownie" Brown, the head of FEMA during Katrina (remember him?).

Posted by: Secret Square at March 09, 2018 01:29 PM (9WuX0)

424 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (MnkFD)
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That was good ! I LOLed

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 01:29 PM (y3aQB)

425 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (wYseH)

He can defend himself but I think he was just referring to the promise program and not the shooting.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 01:29 PM (SEnIW)

426
I also saw them at malls and a 7-11. They also opened doors.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (nBr1j)


Opening a door with a shotgun seems a bit extreme

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 01:30 PM (lKyWE)

427 401
broward is going to become a word.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM (nFwvY)


Chuck Schumer touched Nancy Pelosi on the broward in the elevator on their way to Ping Pong Apizza.

Posted by: can you use that in a sentence? at March 09, 2018 01:30 PM (ymnmz)

428 CNN has the vapors cuz in a meeting between Trump and S. Korean diplomats there were no womYns. And on International Communist Woman Day too.

Trump is literally worse than Hitler ai tell ya.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 09, 2018 01:30 PM (vc4PZ)

429 I have now officially done four useful things today.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:31 PM (nBr1j)

430 424 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 09, 2018 01:19 PM (MnkFD)
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That was good ! I LOLed

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 09, 2018 01:29 PM (y3aQB)
___________________________________

Well. that's a relief.

It means I took the right medications in the right amounts this morning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 09, 2018 01:31 PM (MnkFD)

431 The Miami Herold article actually called the orders a 'stand-down' order. And that is not the only one I have seen that said such.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:31 PM (mpXpK)

432 428 CNN has the vapors cuz in a meeting between Trump and S. Korean diplomats there were no womYns. And on International Communist Woman Day too.

Trump is literally worse than Hitler ai tell ya.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 09, 2018 01:30 PM (vc4PZ)


I can assure you that no self-respecting 'ette (and we are ALL self-respecting, and you'd better respect us, too) would ever lower herself to do the jobs that we have had men do all along.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2018 01:32 PM (7UW64)

433 Next stop will have to be a YouTube channel then a reality TV show.

Posted by: Jwest at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (/roJx)

---------------------------

Totally worked out for me. The reality TV thing, I mean.

Posted by: Before Reality TV Bruce Jenner at March 09, 2018 01:32 PM (qC1Sy)

434 405 So over/under he eats a bullet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

No way. That would defeat the entire purpose of hiding in the first place.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 09, 2018 01:23 PM (kfcYC)

LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2018 01:26 PM (8gDQu)

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that's a Man's exit. Think pills or wrists in the bathtub.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:32 PM (h/uSM)

435 I have now officially done four useful things today.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:31 PM (nBr1j)

Four more than me if you don't count my morning shower.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 01:32 PM (SEnIW)

436 >>429 I have now officially done four useful things today.

Posted by: Northernlurker

*loud applause*

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2018 01:32 PM (r9UYA)

437
broward is going to become a word.
Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM



"Nuh. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be broward."


I think you're on to something here.

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (EzdLW)

438 CNN has the vapors cuz in a meeting between Trump and S. Korean diplomats there were no womYns.

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (XrCyE)

439 435 I have now officially done four useful things today.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:31 PM (nBr1j)

Four more than me if you don't count my morning shower.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2018 01:32 PM (SEnIW)

I work for the government. I don't do useful things.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (7UW64)

440 I also saw them at malls and a 7-11. They also opened doors.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (nBr1j)


Opening a door with a shotgun seems a bit extreme
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



BREACHING!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (UNMPM)

441 Broward Strong?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (ymnmz)

442 My facts are straight, yours are not.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (mpXpK)

County leadership did not order the cops to stand down during the school shooting.

You are extrapolating wildly, and it is a ridiculous assumption to make.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (wYseH)

443 And those guns were the scary black kind with the flippy thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2018 01:27 PM (7UW64)

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cheaper to hire them as guards than to have many more unemployed young men about robbing you.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (h/uSM)

444 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2018 01:34 PM (mpXpK)

445 Don't leave me hangin, Bro!

Posted by: Chad from Broward at March 09, 2018 01:34 PM (ymnmz)

446
Disgraced "Cop" Scot Peterson Reported Hearing Shots Inside Parkland School Over Radio, Advised Other Cops to Stay Away

"Don't go in there! It might be dangerous!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 09, 2018 01:34 PM (BWL+E)

447
broward is going to become a word.



KEEP CALM
AND
BROWARD ON

Posted by: Hands at March 09, 2018 01:34 PM (EzdLW)

448 An unexpected NOOD

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at March 09, 2018 01:35 PM (O9qtX)

449

broward is going to become a word. Posted by: x at March 09, 2018 01:25 PM


What are you scared? Don't be a broward, go ahead and do it!!

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2018 01:35 PM (lKyWE)

450 And Colombia.

I have a buddy that was doing some business in Honduras. He stayed at one of their nicest hotels. The business office was right next door to the hotel.

The hotel had visible armed security inside and out. They provided him armed security for the 50 yards or so between the door of the hotel and the door of the business next door, which also had armed security inside and out.

Crazy stuff.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2018 01:35 PM (iv0p7)

451 500 feet? Doesn't she know that the AR-15 round travels at 120 parsecs per millisecond squared?

500 feet is like nothing.
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 09, 2018 01:29 PM (MnkFD)

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That means that Kessel is within range!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:35 PM (h/uSM)

452 I work for the government. I don't do useful things.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2018 01:33 PM (7UW64)

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Posting here doesn't count?

Posted by: Blake at March 09, 2018 01:36 PM (qC1Sy)

453 The world needs accountants and grocery store clerks.
tcn in ak

I see what you mean, but, hey. Every medium-size city has at least one grocery clerk who has taken down a shoplifter or kidnapper or robber.

My wife, currently passing through Your Fair City, was, before the siren call of I.T., a "forensic accountant." She had a raid jacket and was checked out on the MP-5. Had the movie poster of The Untouchables on her office wall.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 09, 2018 01:36 PM (H5rtT)

454 35
So over/under he eats a bullet?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

That would require him to have a conscience and a soul.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 09, 2018 01:36 PM (e553k)

455 This probably isn't realistic but I would love to see the NRA sue Sheriff Israel his deputies and commander, and especially, those punks for defamation. They maligned the NRA with their lies and put their community at risk. And sue them personally, not make Broward foot the cost.

Posted by: JTB at March 09, 2018 01:37 PM (V+03K)

456 451 That means that Kessel is within range!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2018 01:35 PM (h/uSM)

He's on his way to a 3rd consecutive Stanley Cup.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 09, 2018 01:37 PM (CMbMd)

457 It's nice that on International Women's Day (and every other day) Dana Loesch was being doxxed, threatened, and having snuff films and semi-porno photoshopped pics of her posted on twitter--by liberal men.

The other lefty attack on her is that she's a bad mother because she has guns to protect her family from the lefties making credible death threats.

Posted by: stace at March 09, 2018 01:38 PM (6HFDU)

458 Dana L. needs to go on TV, announce the precise address of her new home, then say:

"Molon labe, Bitches. Looking forward to double-tapping you."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2018 01:46 PM (0oDnb)

459 And the Lefties are all like:

"all this terrible law-enforcement behavior wouldn't have happened if we just didn't have guns".

Fuck them.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 09, 2018 01:52 PM (2kiKp)

460 Best Youtube by Ben Shapiro so far explaining why we especially need to fiercely protect our 2A rights....

https://youtu.be/uCnvHw282nU

CT Yank

Posted by: CT Yank at March 09, 2018 01:54 PM (eTeC8)

461 So how many wounded bled out while the BSO was keeping the "perimeter" safe for democracy?

Posted by: Saml Adams at March 09, 2018 02:03 PM (V7awQ)

462 Come on guys! The chalk outlines Deputy Peterson drew around the dead bodies were really, really well done!

Posted by: JB1000 at March 09, 2018 02:14 PM (16OL0)

463
*** offers to stand guard over Dana's peacefully sleeping form whilst her bosums gently rise and fall under the silken sheets ***

Posted by: buzzsaw90
_______________

Come on now,,, be honest. This is really about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 09, 2018 02:14 PM (mPeei)

464 found Dana's house just from the info in that article after less than 5 minutes on Google Maps

Posted by: Blanco at March 09, 2018 02:16 PM (QGdDN)

465
Captain Jan "Twofer" Johnson, carpet-munching female double diversity promotion, child-murdering clown.

Affirmative action has consequences.


I bet you a thousand dollars none of these shitbags lie awake at night second guessing themselves. No, they believe they are being persecuted.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2018 02:20 PM (r8heT)

466 Oh, Jan Jordan. My bad. She avoids the Johnson.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 09, 2018 02:21 PM (r8heT)

467 I dont expect that police/sheriff have to willingly lay down their lives to protect children, but we all know that parents are told to stay back....dont rush in there....we are handling this. And then they dont.

The choice is binary. Either be willing to rush in there to possibly give your life saving other people's kids or get the hell out of the way so that parents can do it. We all know that if parents rushed in there they would be charged with interfering.

As a parent, I can tell you that 95% of all parents would be willing to rush into a school unarmed if they are trying to save their kid if they know they cant count on law enforcement. Isnt that why we have them, so that the rest of us dont take the law into our own hands?

I almost think hundreds of parents bum rushing a school to save their offspring would be faster and more effective and the odds of a shooter surviving that onslaught would be slim to none. Might be a lot of dying the first couple times, but shooters would learn quickly that unrestrained parents would be way more lethal that law enforcement.

Posted by: Fustigator at March 09, 2018 02:25 PM (nUBV4)

468 But WHY? That's the unanswered question. A cop's
function in such a situation is to put down the perp and/or protect the
victims. It's like they just decided they didn't feel like it that day.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 09, 2018 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

I forgive people who cock their head at that and wonder, with such a universal string of complete failures to act against clear threat and/or ongoing attack, if failure was not the *task.*
If that's an absolutely outlandish viewpoint, human fault and failure being a very reasonable alternative explanation, I still forgive it.

I don't forgive the FBI, nor the state authority who might have hospitalized the kid, and most certainly not Broward who failed over and over and over again to act to make sure a mentally ill person who has acted out in criminal ways who is making promises to destroy life and property, himself in the bargain, who has published his access to deadly weapons and had police calls - one call he made HIMSELF - related to his attempt to bring a gun into a home where it was not wanted,

who further, publicly announces his wish to target schools, who was banned from school property, was banned from having any backpack on school property because he concealed weapons in one - who is witnessed by Peterson (and likely recognized) "walking with purpose" towards the school with a pack and duffel, (and not even told to stop let alone confronted or tackled - )

That last bit bothers me most of all. He wasn't even shouted at or ordered to stop, by someone who had a clear enough line of sight to give a minute description.

Craven and incompetent, ass covering and blame shifting seems to be the rule in Broward. I think if the FBI themselves had forwarded a warning to Broward with the kid's address or notice of the threat, Broward would have done nothing, or at least nothing differently.

Posted by: SarahW(M) at March 09, 2018 02:34 PM (Sp1NT)

469 so much government incompetence (local, state, and federal), we must blame the innocent. NRA, you killers

Posted by: Saudaukar lawyer at March 09, 2018 02:43 PM (Wa5hI)

470 Why did the FBI not follow up on the two warnings they got? What dont you get about Reducing Racial Disparities in Disciplinary Actions and the name Cruz?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 09, 2018 02:47 PM (SXaOr)

471 Nobody fired at the FBI.
Nobody fired at Florida Children and Families.
Nobody fired at the Broward School Board.
Nobody fired at the school.
Nobody fired at the Sheriff's Dept. except Peterson.

But we should fire our Founding Fathers?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 09, 2018 02:51 PM (LjXLa)

472 What is the purpose of police if they are going to behave like the Parkland "force"? Their "perimeter" let Cruz walk through! Useless tax-burden seat-fillers.

Posted by: Redacted at March 09, 2018 05:10 PM (B9V7e)

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