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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Do what we say and you don't get poo flung at you. But eventually, the poo flies, and then...out! Trump fires Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, to be replaced by CIA Director Mike Pompeo Anyone have any strong feelings about this? I sure don't. It is about time, since Tillerson rapidly morphed into a State Department apparatchik who fit in quite well with the anti-American, anti-Israel, anti-Western bias of the deep state within State.
And for those who really don't give a shit about Tillerson, here's how to crap in space! Space Potty
It's pretty obvious that Israel isn't the epicenter of the violent storm that engulfs the Mideast, but it is in the best interests of many of the players to demonize Israel. That it is filled with evil shape-shifting Jooos is just icing on the cake. Dysfunctional Middle Eastern shitholes need a foil to deflect attention from their own failings.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2018 10:57 AM (8ikIW)
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Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 10:59 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2018 10:59 AM (FyX1G)
You'd think average joe stupid would catch on, But no.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (/ikqi)
"I do not know if Tillerson himself has antipathy towards the State of Israel (it's a possibility given his position at Exxon). That said, the State Department since time immemorial has had an Israel and Joo problem, regardless of who is at the top and who is President."
Pompeo was solid on national security. Anyone have any dope on this new dame taking over at CIA?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (BN6Vh)
All of these movies lately seem to have some controversy crop up with them in advance of release. I'm wondering if Disney (since Disney now owns most of the major franchises) has just concluded that they've got to push a little harder to keep their box office takes up, and are willing to contrive or push phony controversies to do it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (fTKv+)
The Left hates her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (9BLnV)
The rest of the mid East wanted to call them racist anti-semites.
Then realized that they really sounded stupid then
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (398bZ)
Dysfunctional Middle Eastern shitholes need a foil to deflect attention from their own failings.
Tgat, plus their having suckered the Palis into thinking they would drive the Jooos into the sea in '48. "Got your back, Ahmed!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (pNxlR)
Obligatory Big Bang Theory:
https://youtu.be/r5iFc7Gn9nM
https://youtu.be/zBZrXuHmrtM
https://youtu.be/PrX3EmdKtRc
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Cody Jarrett at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (PLO14)
Posted by: homeless dude at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (K0z2U)
GILF that uses a ball peen hammer to persuade.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (hrMmk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (fTKv+)
The Left hates her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (5y11N)
For good reasons or just because Trump?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (fTKv+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (Dn4Uq)
just saying.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (/ikqi)
Anyone have any dope on this new dame taking over at CIA?
She looks stern. And we've been bad. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (pNxlR)
And you get fired, and you get fired, and you get fired.
I gotta tell ya - I am digging this "keep everyone on the toes" management style of Trump's.
"Team of Rivals" got nothin' on this. Team of "Fear for your Life" looks more like it.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (5BVHO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (fTKv+)
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All I've heard so far is she ran a black site after 9/11 and had to get her hands a little dirty. So far so Good.
Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (G0vdT)
The MFM has never met, or heard, of a dangerous Muslim.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (mk7Bj)
She will
Posted by: fluffy at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (fTKv+)
So far I like her..she ran ops in Thailand and was quite at ease with torturing pedo muslim extremists. Members of our esteemed congress had their panties in a bunch over this apparently.
Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 11:04 AM (a0IVu)
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Putin made Trump fire Tillerson to help Russia.
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:04 AM (pw+jk)
Might carry around a metal bucket, propane torch, and a rat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 11:04 AM (gQmKR)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (398bZ)
Overtime Hillary makes a public appearance she makes herself more unelectable. Are her advisors on the Republican payroll?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)
personally yick (wouldn't want that job) Still we must have something Other than opening our borders to every wannbe terrorist.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:05 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:05 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:05 AM (W+vEI)
Putin made Trump fire Tillerson to help Russia.
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018
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Tillerson made Putin fire Stormy Daniels to help Trump.
(Makes about as much sense as the other)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2018 11:05 AM (PLO14)
Might carry around a metal bucket, propane torch, and a rat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 11:04 AM (gQmKR)
Isn't this really the story of Alex the Chick?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:05 AM (fTKv+)
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Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:06 AM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Led Zeppelin at March 13, 2018 11:06 AM (9udQl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (fTKv+)
She ran a CIA "Interrogation" Jail in Thailand..My kinda gal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:06 AM (5y11N)
Nah, it just sux.
Heh. I ran across some old pics of me back in my MSFC days. One of them is me sitting in the Space Station Hab-Mod mock-up's water closet.
Should've been reading a magazine...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 11:06 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: IC
But it's the first women in that position!! YA gotta love her, you knuckleforking misogynist.
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2018 11:06 AM (8ikIW)
She ran a 'black" (not for acknowledgment) interrogation site. One of the Al-Qaeda people tortured there lost an eye. And other bad things happen there. To the correct people.
Bottom line: She is a keeper. Highly recommended as the Deputy to Pompeo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Whitey Flyover at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)
sure hope the Space Potty bathroom has gravity.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 11:02 AM (Dn4Uq)
If it doesn't the shit will literally hit the fan
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (lKyWE)
Anyone have any dope on this new dame taking over at CIA?
She looks stern. And we've been bad. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM (pNxlR)
*****
Too much bondage . . . not enough discipline!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRzkgExmsR4
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Led Zeppelin at March 13, 2018 11:06 AM (9udQl)
TWICE!
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (lKs2v)
You can't take a Joe Torre and make him a first base coach under a Bobby Cox.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (9udQl)
They can't help being dishonest hacks It's their nature.
Posted by: Venus at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (lZaEn)
personally yick (wouldn't want that job) Still we must have something Other than opening our borders to every wannbe terrorist.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:05 AM (/ikqi)
Gina Haspel is the current deputy Director of the CIA and has worked closely with Mike Pompeo for the past year. Trump said she is of the same philosophy and mindset of Pompeo.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (m0lmR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 13, 2018 11:07 AM (so+oy)
So did the US actually let that muzzie mayor of london in the country?, to complain in a speech about free speech no less.
I guess he got his feelings hurt by tweets or something.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 11:08 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Texican(ette) at March 13, 2018 11:08 AM (CjE8v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:08 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:08 AM (/ikqi)
Is Gina Haspel single? Asking for a fiend...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:08 AM (fTKv+)
After all, who in recent memory is more a master of the cover up?
/s
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2018 11:08 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (9udQl)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
Is Gina Haspel single? Asking for a fiend...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:08 AM (fTKv+)
Just who is this fiend you're asking for?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (/ikqi)
Yeah. TL;DR - Black Man's Kryptonite, Muslim Version.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (k1TUh)
I think the problem resides between her ears. She has some neurological problem, nobody wears coke bottle glasses to make a fashion statement.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (/tuJf)
This authoritarian behavior by Trump, and his appointment of like minded authoritarians to Sec. of State and CIA is just more evidence of Trump's tendency to Fascism. Congress needs to step up and remove this dangerous madman before Trump gets us into a civil war with California and starts World War III with China and Korea, and ignites catastrophe in Europe.
/the voices in my head made me post this. This isn't
/who I am. This wasn't me. I am being held hostage
/by antifa fanatics in the office. Send help.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (roQNm)
Just who is this fiend you're asking for?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j)
He is a convicted criminal and Nazi collaborator...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (fTKv+)
Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)
Each time I see stairs again.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (nBr1j)
This one is for real, and is perfect for when Hillary finally peels off:
"She had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting of her passing."
---- Obituary, Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:03 AM
Are you referring to the new CIA Director nominee, or AtC?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (e11dj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (pNxlR)
I caught three Charazards.
I let them all go.
Posted by: fluffy at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (8ikIW)
Is Mewtwo still the gold standard of rareness? Surely there's a more rare pokemon by now? I haven't played in 15 years.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (gQmKR)
world Factbook bio :
Ms. Haspel is a career intelligence officer, having joined the CIA in 1985. She has extensive overseas experience and served as Chief of Station in several of her assignments. In Washington, she has held numerous senior leadership positions, including as Deputy Director of the National Clandestine Service, Deputy Director of the National Clandestine Service for Foreign Intelligence and Covert Action, and Chief of Staff for the Director of the National Clandestine Service.
Here's one good you morons: wtf is the ncs?
Posted by: phone of kari - free SaCB at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (eY/ez)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 13, 2018 11:12 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:12 AM (ATVNj)
WAS, key word. I'm trying to think of anything Tillerson accomplished over the last year. Anything at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: phone of kari - free SaCB at March 13, 2018 11:12 AM (eY/ez)
Anyone have any dope on this new dame taking over at CIA?
She hates herself and has been beat down by the white male patriarchy...hic
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 13, 2018 11:12 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 11:12 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (BtQd4)
Just who is this fiend you're asking for?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j)
He is a convicted criminal and Nazi collaborator...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (fTKv+)
Gotta admit that sounds pretty fiendish. George Soros?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (nBr1j)
RWW says he's too hard on Islamists and too much of a Christian.
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Loons on the Left Take on Pompeo !
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (y3aQB)
The humanity!
Posted by: CNN - reporting from a titty bar at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (9udQl)
Just who is this fiend you're asking for?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j)
The one who curried Hillary.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (pNxlR)
* falls down stairs, loses shoes *
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Arms Racketeer, Uranium Peddler at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (ATVNj)
Eh, the second one was her foot slipping out from under her. I think she has balance issues, and stairs are a problem.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)
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Pissing off PDT for him to fire him?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (y3aQB)
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That's the dirty spooks guys, the not under official cover, the really covert operators.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (roQNm)
The media keep running with this, as has the state department who has a sadz over Tillerson being gone.
Considering Fox is reporting that on Friday eve. the WH staffers were hearing this was happening, Tillerson had cancelled appearances in Africa on Thursday, then cancelled the entire trip and flew back to DC over the weekend, I'm having a hard time believing he found out he was no longer S of S this morning on TV.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (m0lmR)
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Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 10:57 AM
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You should remove everything after 9957480 in that link.
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (pMGkg)
When you're the Boss, then you're the BOSS. Act like it.
Or like Tuco said, "If you're going to shoot, shoot! Don't talk."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (k1TUh)
You know who else photo-manipulated?
Posted by: mindful webworker - wait, what? at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (UBzPO)
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Yakety Sax
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI)
Dodging sniper fire in Bosnia must have been hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (r9UYA)
She still needs your prayers, so I asked you to keep her in your thoughts. Thank you again.
Poor little thing. She is just two and a half.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (FypLm)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (m0lmR)
He knew... tillerson and the ass's at State are lying bastrads
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (5y11N)
nobody wears coke bottle glasses to make a fashion statement.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:10 AM (/tuJf)
Which is exactly why it is a bold fashion statement
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (lKyWE)
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& you forgot he was hired to PDT's Election 2020 Campaign team
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (y3aQB)
Here's one good you morons: wtf is the ncs?
If we were told, we would have to be killed.
Bob at NSA, what say you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (pNxlR)
"I do not know if Tillerson himself has antipathy towards the State of Israel (it's a possibility given his position at Exxon). That said, the State Department since time immemorial has had an Israel and Joo problem, regardless of who is at the top and who is President."
Pompeo was solid on national security. Anyone have any dope on this new dame taking over at CIA?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (fTKv+)
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All I know is that she blocked me on Snapchat.
Maybe ask Paolo.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (9udQl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Trumpenator at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: mindful webworker - wait, what? at March 13, 2018 11:14 AM (NsI03)
Playboy?
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (0+nbW)
____________________________________
Triangulating with Vietnam against China in the South China Sea.
Sanctions against North Korea and Iran.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 13, 2018 11:17 AM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:17 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2018 11:17 AM (OLCnA)
A flash of lightning occurs outside a bar in California frequented by illegals.
A naked Trump appears and enters.
"I want your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle, which you bought on the taxpayer's dime"
He proceeds to beat up Jorge Ramos, clothe himself and drive off on his motorcycle.
He walks down an isolated corridor carrying a box of flowers. Schwarzenegger appears. Trump opens the box and removes a pump action rifle and begins shooting Schwarzenegger who is momentarily stunned. The two slam each other through concrete walls and glass windows and run over each other in various vehicles.
Eventually Trump pushes Schwarzenegger into a vat of molten lead, destroying him while tweeting:
Skynet sent @Ahnuld back in time to terminate the economy, but I just said to him: "You're terminated!" Loser.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 13, 2018 11:17 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
Yes, just not right for the job
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 11:17 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: CNN at March 13, 2018 11:17 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM
Well, yeah. While they may have been carpeted back in the day, they didn't yet wear staples in their navels.
Posted by: H. Hefner at March 13, 2018 11:18 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 13, 2018 11:18 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 11:18 AM (O2RFr)
Not a GILF. I was told she was a GILF, dammit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (gQmKR)
This is a GILF, IMO - Elaine Paige:
https://tinyurl.com/y8hulof4
And from the days when she sang Eva Peron in London:
https://tinyurl.com/ycd5lt6y
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 11:18 AM (kqsXK)
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I'm not good at not overreacting
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 11:18 AM (mk7Bj)
Nobody wears tent-like suit jackets that go from her chin to her knees as a fashion statement, no matter who's designed them and charged major $$$ for the privilege of wearing them.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:18 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: :) at March 13, 2018 11:19 AM (Fikbq)
Triangulating with Vietnam against China in the South China Sea.
Sanctions against North Korea and Iran.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (ATVNj)
But he didn't see eye to eye on how to enforce the sanctions with the president.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:19 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Running around with hair on fire at March 13, 2018 11:19 AM (O2RFr)
And then was immediately hired to be part of Trump's campaign team. Says that Kelly is spooked about keeping ANYBODY with something hinky on their background check, so he's insisting they go, no matter what. But Trump still likes the guy and still wants to keep him around in some capacity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:19 AM (k1TUh)
I am
Posted by: Running around with hair on fire at March 13, 2018 11:19 AM (O2RFr)
Now THAT'S how it's done.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 11:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (kqsXK)
Well for one he let poeple overhear him calling The Elected President and the one who appointed him a Moron. Yeah that kinda puts him in the bad guy category in my book. Not to mention under cutting PDT numerous times.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (5y11N)
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Hillary Pratfalls: the Musical
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM
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I haven't seen SNL in a few years. Have they done Hillary falling down a lot, like the Chevy Chase/G. Ford thing?
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (pMGkg)
If he can get one past McConnell and the Do-Nothing GOP in the Senate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (2LelM)
said me.. never.
anyway he is out, so let him go on his way
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (/ikqi)
I hope he acts for two reasons: 1) It's the right thing to do, and B) The hysterical reaction from the supposedly refugee-loving left would red-pill lots of normies.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 11:21 AM (ismre)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2018 11:15 AM (FypLm)
That's awful. Stuff like this shouldn't happen to little kids. Yet another reason why I hate this world.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 11:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (2LelM)
Doubt it...you ever see rex with a smile on his face?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:21 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 11:21 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM (/ikqi)
This. Trump said this morning as he was walking to Marine One that he appreciated Tillerson's service to the country, that he and Rex were on the same page on many issues, but there were a couple of issues they were not and he needs someone he is fully in sync with. Then in response to reporters, he said he believes the Iran deal was bad and Tillerson doesn't.
Tillerson cannot go out and lie to himself and then convince others of a policy that he doesn't believe in. I think Trump understands that, since both have been in many high stakes negotiations.
Trump also said after once again thanking Tillerson that he though Rex would be happy about this, that he'll be very happy.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 11:22 AM (m0lmR)
yay.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:22 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 11:22 AM (2LelM)
Hillary Pratfalls: the Musical
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM
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I haven't seen SNL in a few years. Have they done Hillary falling down a lot, like the Chevy Chase/G. Ford thing?
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2018 11:20 AM (pMGkg)
Democrats are never funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:22 AM (nBr1j)
I do not other than apparently Tillerson found out he was fired via the tweet which is just plain rude absent some kind of extenuating circumstances.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (mf5HN)
1. Sit on throne
2. Strap in with 8 point harness
3. Activate poop shoot outer door to space
4. Vacuum of space vacuums your lower intestines
5. All your worries are over
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (gbWkA)
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And technically, those refugees would be considered African-Americans.
So Trump could take credit for accepting thousands of African-American refugees.
Yeah, political correctness!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (IqV8l)
Her overall appearance is that of a bag lady. I remember reading that when she and Bill first returned to Little Rock after school an old flame of Bill's picked them up at the airport. The woman described Hillary's appearance as that of a typical leftwing college student and her personal hygiene was atrocious. She commented that Hillary smelled bad.
I've never been able to forget that so every time I see her all I can think of is she had to be taught at the tender age of late 20's how to properly bathe herself.
What a vile, foul excuse for a human being and this witch has the audacity to call us deplorable.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (398bZ)
It seems it's open season on Christians from the slimy political operatives on the Left.
Last night on Hannity, Mike Pence said he accepts Joy Behar's personal apology to him for ridiculing his Christian beliefs (called him mental, etc. for talking with Jesus), but asked that she apologize to all Christians.
Like that will EVER happen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (ptqGC)
campaign team. Says that Kelly is spooked about keeping ANYBODY with
something hinky on their background check, so he's insisting they go, no
matter what. But Trump still likes the guy and still wants to keep him
around in some capacity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:19 AM (k1TUh)
I'm not buying that. You don't publicly humiliate the guy by escorting him from the White House like that. CNN is now reporting (yeah I know) that he's under investigation for "serious financial crimes".
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (mf5HN)
It's also not true. He was called home from overseas and told he was out. He can play it anyway he wants to, but he knew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:24 AM (5y11N)
A more vocal critic of the administration perhaps.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 11:24 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Trumpenator at March 13, 2018 11:16 AM
Someone ran a compilation of those You're Fired scenes from the show. He would always accent it with his hand. He'd hold it upright with the palm down and the fingers kind of cupped. Looked like a cobra. Hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2018 11:24 AM (0tfLf)
so now it's just clean up time, with everyone screaming .
look at everyone in those positions that were helped to retain the uniparties dreams.
I imagine this will keep going on.
anyway He likely had a good skillset , but doesn't match what we are trying to do .
i call it the fleshing floor.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:25 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 11:25 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at March 13, 2018 11:26 AM (WuRdh)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:26 AM (y3aQB)
You mean kinda like the Trump found out Tillerson called him a moron, via a third party?
Play with fire and it will burn you.
Posted by: :) at March 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (398bZ)
Nope. He played that sexy little vixen on Dallas.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2018 11:26 AM (FyX1G)
Posted by: quint at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (pw+jk)
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Putin made Trump fire Tillerson to help Russia.
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:04 AM (pw+jk)
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Wrong-o. Putin made Trump fire Tillerson to help Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (Pqytn)
Just voted for your nephew, but it looks like the gymnastics chick is running away with it.
Posted by: runningrn at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (UUnqW)
i do believe quite a few miscreants got on board the trump train when they saw the possibilities.
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We forget that people weren't exactly lining up to join the Trump campaign or Administration.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (UBzPO)
A more vocal critic of the administration perhaps.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 11:24 AM (QQ+il)
Tillerson is not a career politician. He came out of retirement and left several boards in order to serve as S of S. He'll go back to serving on boards and enjoying retirement. Including not traveling 24/7 to attend teas and dinners, dancing with swords, and meeting a million diplomats he'll never have any use for.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 11:28 AM (m0lmR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 11:28 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:28 AM (O7MnT)
Never been a problem for her before.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:28 AM (oVJmc)
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Nah do like me & my buddies did to one stripper, put a bunch of change in her G-String
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:28 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (ATVNj)
Even while on the campaign trail there were days where she looked like she hadn't showered in a while.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
which makes rex not on the goals of team trump.
Trump is pretty rude btw, but i find myself not caring . Because i just spent 8 years re Obama administration re IRS- Osha-FBI-DOJ. and so on.
.at all.
i
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (398bZ)
Thanks. He's at a disadvantage because he's from a small town.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (Pqytn)
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Well we were a lot closer than usual.Now back to our top story.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.Damn those women are fine!
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (pw+jk)
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Pompeo's deputy Gina Haspel
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (/ikqi)
Is Mewtwo still the gold standard of rareness? Surely there's a more rare pokemon by now? I haven't played in 15 years.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (wwd4n)
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In Pokemon Go, yes!
First, you have to luck into receiving a rare an invite to a exclusive raid, where you have a limited 45 minute window to get to a particular location then defeat and capture him.
Plus you need about 7 other people who also got the exclusive raid invite to show up at the same time to win the battle.
And then you have to actually catch him too!
Tough but worth it!
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (9udQl)
Not only are we treated to Hillzs falling down twice, but there is a story right next to that one about A Monster From The Deep...an ugly 300lbs thing washed up on the beach.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2018 11:30 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 11:30 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 11:30 AM (BN6Vh)
Rex Tillerson was great in Dr. Dolittle. He could talk to animals and shit.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (398bZ)
I loved Bang a Gong the hit song he had with the band he founded T. Rex
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:30 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:30 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (Pqytn)
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Well we were a lot closer than usual.Now back to our top story.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels.Damn those women are fine!
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (pw+jk)
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Didn't Trump bang any brunette hoes? Getting tired of seeing blondes. Change it up!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (9udQl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (GdWl+)
It's also not true. He was called home from overseas and told he was out. He can play it anyway he wants to, but he knew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:24 AM (5y11N)
BC texted me something about how CNN confirmed that he learned via the tweet so it's Carrot Boys fault I said that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (mf5HN)
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But But But !!! PDT Hate Wymyns
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (y3aQB)
I hope he acts for two reasons: 1) It's the right thing to do, and B) The hysterical reaction from the supposedly refugee-loving left would red-pill lots of normies.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 11:21 AM
Google served up a couple of videos last night by a group calling themselves 'suidlanders' of South Africa.
It was a chilling video. On the one hand, this is a group of white people trying to defend themselves against a building genocide. On the other hand, Trump has already been labeled a white supremacist, racist fascist, and giving white south Africans sanctuary in the US will set off the progressive liberals here.
The white farmers don't deserve the treatment they are getting, but we're talking race war here. This actually scares the hell outa me.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (roQNm)
The good news: Tim Kaine will never be just one drunk's erratic heartbeat away from the Presidency.
Posted by: mindful webworker - no news is good news at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (NsI03)
lol Insomniac I was like a zombie after I got home from work yesterday. I couldn't even muster the energy to cook dinner so we all grazed all evening. Feel slightly better today but yeah, DST still kicking my ass as well.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM (pw+jk)
This is a trivium that fascinates me. Does Trump control his hand gestures or is he unaware of them. Are they just how his id speaks through his hands.
He has the OK sign that goes side to side, he has a hand chop that goes up and down and then side to side. He has a whole vocabulary of hand gestures and I wonder whether he's doing it on purpose.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM (O7MnT)
More entranced with the CIA lady. The left hates her already (enough recommendation right there) from what I've read thus far.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (S/hVx)
BC texted me something about how CNN confirmed that he learned via the tweet so it's Carrot Boys fault I said that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (mf5HN)
Crap. He was called back from overseas. You don't really think he had a cold do you?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (5y11N)
Torture for the eyes: Chinese moviegoers think Black Panther is too black.
LOL. And no Im not making this up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (cFKWT)
no one that I can see here is ripping Tillerson. Problem is he butted
heads with his boss repeatedly that is not conducent with having
job security
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:26 AM (y3aQB)
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It wasn't Tillerson's first sword dance.
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (Pqytn)
not American but global desire, and hoped for outcome. I will not find it to difficult to help upset their apple cart. I hope Trump is up to it.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (/ikqi)
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Tell me about it, Saturday Night-Sunday Morning when we lost the hour of sleep, I woke up @ 3 AM & had insomnia for 2 hours. So I lost 3 Hours
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:34 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 11:25 AM (2LelM)
Kind of like ex smokers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 11:34 AM (aMlLZ)
This is pretty glaring. Whenever you read about a terrorist attack in the Middle East, it's overwhelmingly Muslim on Muslim violence, such as the recent attack in Afghanistan. It's the purists attacking secularists or Sunnis and Shias attacking each other. Had WWII not happened and Israel not formed they'd still be doing this.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 13, 2018 11:34 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 11:34 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:34 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: free tibet at March 13, 2018 11:35 AM (NV9uG)
I feel like Tillerson *knew* he was on his way out and that's why he was saying "Oh, yeah, Russia poisoned that guy."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM (O7MnT)
Which I tought was grounds for firing him by itself
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:35 AM (lKyWE)
So now Katy Tur is judging Trump's faith versus the Beast's?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (mf5HN)
Crap. He was called back from overseas. You don't really think he had a cold do you?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (5y11N)
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Nevergiveup 1 AtC 0
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 11:35 AM (Pqytn)
Pompeo's deputy Gina Haspel
A historic first then.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 11:30 AM (QQ+il)
Yes First CIA director named Haspel
Posted by: quint at March 13, 2018 11:35 AM (n13/j)
I don't. My President; his staff, his decisions.
Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 11:35 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (398bZ)
"Damn, Damn, Damn! I've grown accustomed to my paste!"
- - Joey Higgins Bidet
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:36 AM (fTKv+)
He has the OK sign that goes side to side, he has a hand chop that goes up and down and then side to side. He has a whole vocabulary of hand gestures and I wonder whether he's doing it on purpose.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM
I suspect its partly scripted and partly his way of doing things. I think The Cobra thing from the TV show was designed. Better than pointing and it was visual. Some of the rest I believe is just him and his background.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2018 11:36 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:36 AM (fTKv+)
Torture for the eyes: Chinese moviegoers think Black Panther is too black.
LOL. And no Im not making this up.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (cFKWT)
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They think it needs more yellow? Maybe they should invent a new superhero called Bumblebee, played by Tiger Woods (hat tip to George Jefferson, who coined the term "zebra").
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 13, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)
Funny how that's a recommendation for Hillary and an indictment of Pence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (7ZVPa)
He does a mean exclamation point.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM
Pro Tip: This works for men's g-strings, as well.
Posted by: Shep at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:33 AM (5y11N)
Dude, I haven't paid any attention to this and you are missing the crucial throw BC under the bus part.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (mf5HN)
---- Obituary, Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think this obit is going to be the template for my oldest brother.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (+Tibp)
Meanwhile, the national embarrassment and threat to world peace known as Nikki Haley keeps her job. Maybe Trump's plan is for Haley to make the NK leader look sane by comparison.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (ismre)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (5gaNQ)
the world and not have jet lag, but DST takes about a week to
recover from.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (7ZVPa)
This.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
Funny how that's a recommendation for Hillary and an indictment of Pence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:36 AM (oVJmc)
Faith in the ability of the media to cover for her?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:31 AM (mf5HN)
B) Fuck you
5) I simply sent you the link with a "WTF?" I didn't say that's what happened
XIV) Fuck you
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Gumby
You ever see anyone step into any position with zero experience and zero training? Sure the racists can take over the farmland but can they actually produce any sort of crop?
I don't think they'll have to salt anything. I think in a couple of years we can all turn a deaf ear to the 'plight' of the poor starving south africans who can't grow shit, nor handle the machinery required.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (LOgQ4)
Eh, Tillerson criticized a major Trump decision while out of the country, he deserved to be fired. Even if he didn't agree with it, get with the program. Like he would have stood for insubordination at Exxon.
I just wish bureaucrats would be fired as quickly. Let them sue, who cares, fire them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (mf5HN)
who is BC?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (5y11N)
https://polldaddy.com/poll/9957480/?view=results&msg=voted
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 10:57 AM (O7MnT)
Done.
The poll is here (the link you gave is "results"):
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y75svfdk
Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (U6XUk)
Sounds like me own Mumsey Dearest.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (cFKWT)
lol Insomniac I was like a zombie after I got home from work yesterday. I couldn't even muster the energy to cook dinner so we all grazed all evening. Feel slightly better today but yeah, DST still kicking my ass as well.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2018 11:32 AM (zRZaJ)
Sucks, doesn't it? Hope you adjust quicker than I do.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)
You have to wonder if folks who are concerned about rudeness have ever held a job. As a lawyer, I'm probably more callous than most, but rudeness is a daily occurence in ordinary workplaces. Everyone reading this has likely been treated as or less graciously than Tillerson, likely without having spent months being insubordinate. The poor dear.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (BN6Vh)
Anyone have any dope on this new dame taking over at CIA?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:00 AM (fTKv+)
The Left hates her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:01 AM (5y11N)
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Done. Whiskey all around.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (gM7KR)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (pw+jk)
I suspect its partly scripted and partly his way of doing things. I think The Cobra thing from the TV show was designed. Better than pointing and it was visual. Some of the rest I believe is just him and his background.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2018 11:36 AM (0tfLf)
Maybe he picked it up from dealing with the NYC Goombas in the building trades
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (lKyWE)
America needs more farmers.
Commie heads exploding a yuge plus !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 13, 2018 11:40 AM (e11dj)
Posted by: Gumby
You ever see anyone step into any position with zero experience and zero training? Sure the racists can take over the farmland but can they actually produce any sort of crop?
I don't think they'll have to salt anything. I think in a couple of years we can all turn a deaf ear to the 'plight' of the poor starving south africans who can't grow shit, nor handle the machinery required.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 11:38 AM (LOgQ4)
It will be taken as evidence of white racism and privilege.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:40 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 13, 2018 11:40 AM (XvfdX)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 11:41 AM (mk7Bj)
"She had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a
kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family
when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will
be shed and there will be no lamenting of her passing."
---- Obituary, Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hillary went tits up?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 11:41 AM (aMlLZ)
It's called Rhodesia aka Zimbabwe.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:41 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM (5y11N)
Carrot Boy and the tech support for my podcast.
In other news, I laughed way too hard at this:
http://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-man-hits-fitbit-steps-goal-twenty-minutes-church-service/
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:41 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 11:41 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: MSM at March 13, 2018 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2018 11:42 AM (fuK7c)
He needs some health tips from Putin
As far as Tillerson goes, this comes back to something I've been saying about Trump versus Obama and Bush for months.
Bush clung onto his failures forever out of an absurd loyalty.
With the Omerta Administration, as long as you never ventured outside the party line you were protected.
Trump ditches his failures quickly. A very good thing.
Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2018 11:42 AM (PZcOv)
I try to troll, but no one cares
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way
Posted by: Not a pimple on Sam Cooke's ass at March 13, 2018 11:42 AM (pMGkg)
If you believe that Rex Tillerson found out he was fired by the same tweet we did, you're a dope.
Posted by: Soothie at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (0LDLp)
I caught three Charazards.
I let them all go.
Posted by: fluffy at March 13, 2018 11:11 AM (cHbmY)
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Why? Charizard is the coolest of the Gen 1 starters!
And he is available as a raid boss now for a limited time too. Takes at least two people to bring him down. Four or five and it's much easier.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (9udQl)
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
I hope we have a little focus on South Africa with Pompeo in charge.
Things are starting to get very bad there. I was friends with a
retired Brit merchant sailor who participated in the evacuation of
farmers during the Mau Mau uprising, and he had horrific stories.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 13, 2018 11:40 AM (XvfdX)
They're the same as the Middle East IMO. Anything we can do would only make things worse and there simply are no good guys over there to side with.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (UBzPO)
Suidlanders ain't got shit on the Kommandokorps.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (wwd4n)
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Oh shit.
Posted by: Keith Ellison at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (Z8FFX)
I wonder if all those singers will refuse to play Sun City due to the genocide of whites in South Africa.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
The 'Cover Nipples' thing?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (+Tibp)
Meanwhile, the national embarrassment and threat to world peace known as Nikki Haley keeps her job. Maybe Trump's plan is for Haley to make the NK leader look sane by comparison.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (ismre)
And it is time for that AOS parlor game: Sarc, Sock, or Troll? Place your bets....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2018 11:44 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 11:44 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 13, 2018 11:44 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Soothie at March 13, 2018 11:44 AM (0LDLp)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2018 11:44 AM (ujg0T)
Soyboi fag.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:39 AM
A person who espouses, and worse, promotes, carrots, beans, and tofu in chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (/ikqi)
There are plenty of good guys over there to side with but not enough. The demographics and historical issues in South Africa make what is coming inevitable.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Soothie at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM (0LDLp)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM (cFKWT)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Hillary Clintoris at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (cSc4o)
anyway, now the media will adore tillerson. like comey. like mueller
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (/ikqi)
PDT has them chasing their own tail.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM (/ikqi)
yeah I finally caught up with the post train. It took a 2 by 4, but I got it. LOL
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2018 11:44 AM
Can we bet on combos and/or the trifecta?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2018 11:44 AM (ujg0T)
Soyboi fag.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Even better! "Sarc, Sock, or Soyboi?"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (ujg0T)
The Russians have a couple simple, yet effective ones.
1. You're mostly lying on a bed belly up, but your torso is hanging off and the top of your head is barely above the floor. They then bounce you up and down so the top of your head smacks the ground.
This one only works on dudes:
2. Put on a thick rubber glove. Strip the subject nude. Stand subject with legs apart. Smack subject's balls with rubber gloved hand.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (iv0p7)
Nah do like me & my buddies did to one stripper, put a bunch of change in her G-String
Posted by: DeploraBOT
Chuck E. Cheese tokens
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: troyriser at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (K8f5g)
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Why is this glass ceiling covered in shit?
*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clintoris at March 13, 2018 11:46 AM
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You are face down on the floor.
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (pMGkg)
So...not another Brennan islamism-enabler...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Timon at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (/ikqi)
CNN has learned that Stormy Daniels would make chili for Donald Trump and put carrots in it. Trump would refuse to eat that and I quote here "Fucking pussy ass carrot chili."
Stay tuned for more...
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels
Posted by: This is CNN at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (T+GgB)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (lKyWE)
If you believe that Rex Tillerson found out he was fired by the same tweet we did, you're a dope.
The press was talking about him being fired last week, weren't they?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (oVJmc)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (5y11N)
In your defense, DST sucks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (IqV8l)
So...this is pretty clear ethnic cleansing of a 1st peoples...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (/ikqi)
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If Mr. Exxon returns to the oil business, it will be a short honeymoon.
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 11:49 AM (Pqytn)
He promised Putin he would bang more hookers by 2020.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:50 AM (oVJmc)
A "grip" is someone who moves things around, mostly lighting stands and other heavy-ish related objects. The key grip is the boss of grips.
A best boy is charged with rigging lights as a sort of electrician.
A gaffer is also someone who rigs lighting set ups like gels, light diffusion, barn doors and flags in front of lights.
Capisce?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:50 AM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (O7MnT)
So...not another Brennan islamism-enabler...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (Z8FFX)
She should beat the shit out of Brennan. And Clapper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 11:13 AM (pNxlR)
Indians love curry, but curried Hillary is a bitch too far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: The Ficus at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (ctuyM)
A best boy is charged with rigging lights as a sort of electrician.
A gaffer is also someone who rigs lighting set ups like gels, light diffusion, barn doors and flags in front of lights.
Capisce?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:50 AM (fTKv+)
and a carrot chili, is BC
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (/ikqi)
Guy who moves stuff around on a movie set
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (lKyWE)
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Key grips are Hillary's stair handlers.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (5NMZN)
He just fired Tillerson after the Pennsylvania rally.
I think he needs to reconnect with his base to reaffirm his anti-swamp beliefs before he fires someone.
I think it may actually prompt him to fire people after he gets out of the Beltway.
Didn't he fire other people after his rallies in other states?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (MnkFD)
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If you double-fold it just right, you can turn George Washington into a mushroom.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (0jtPF)
And he is available as a raid boss now for a limited time too. Takes at least two people to bring him down. Four or five and it's much easier.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (9udQl)
I'd like a word.
And by word I mean back alley.
And by back alley I mean beat you with my friggen shoulder cannons in a back alley for that damn blasphemy.
Posted by: Blastoise at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (WuRdh)
Posted by: quint at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (n13/j)
Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero Gravity Waste DISTRIBUTION System?
Posted by: Rajeesh K. at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (pAx+1)
Apparently Sheriff David CLarke thought all of his previous girlfriends were too black.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (k1TUh)
They've been going more and more down for years.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (oVJmc)
I believe that if she were lying down they would be under her armpits...
Posted by: Timon at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (5gaNQ)
Indians love curry, but curried Hillary is a bitch too far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (Dbv1R)
Theres not enough curry in Asia.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (+Tibp)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM (mf5HN)<
Shall I back the bus up so we can run over Carrot Chili again?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2018 11:53 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 11:53 AM (O2RFr)
***
Sounds like she'd enjoy the former more then the latter.
I wonder what the average man on the street would have said if you told them right after 9/11 that within 7 years the head of the CIA would be a radical muslim?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2018 11:54 AM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 11:54 AM (9CkBG)
Maybe we don't need a mother figure-as-POTUS?
Or maybe you're mistaken about which family member you most resemble, Hillary? You're like the first wife, scorned and bitter after divorce.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)
So...not another Brennan islamism-enabler...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2018 11:48 AM (Z8FFX)
She should beat the shit out of Brennan. And Clapper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 11:51 AM (fTKv+)
The media is trying to smear her because of her involvement in brutal interrogation. I like her already.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 11:54 AM (aMlLZ)
There are something like 23 different officially recognized languages and dialects in South Africa. It's incredibly tribal and balkanized.
If you are in Pretoria you hear Afrikaans way more than in Joburg which is right down the road and then there are the dozens of different tribal languages. If people think we have problems with different "tribes" here in the US they would be shocked that SA has held together as long as it has.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 11:54 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (sjdRT)
SOB needs to be wearing an orange jumpsuit, not making the rounds of CNN and MSDNC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
"hey Rex, check your twitter feed."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (LiyEm)
Key grips are Hillary's stair handlers
And "Best Boy" is a not-so-coveted position among Lindsey Graham's interns.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (O7MnT)
anyway, now the media will adore tillerson. like comey. like mueller
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 11:45 AM (/ikqi)
PDT has them chasing their own tail.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:47 AM (lKyWE)
And today we will be talking to our Legal Team about charging Trump with Obstruction of Foreign Policy, for firing Tillerson...
Posted by: Meuller and Rosenstein... at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (lKs2v)
I thought obama was potus.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (7T5tR)
White privilege!! Oh, wait...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
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defnitely had that stripper ohhing & ahhing, man the change was falling out & we were damn near on the floor LAMFAO ! good times when I used to run sound & roadie for bands
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (Z8FFX)
there is an impromtu lunch meet up on thursday in honor of the ette with ALL the ampersands........donna and her sister are in town......watching brewer games......let alberta oil peon know if you are interested and he can give you the deets.....(that's cool speak for "detail")
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (9CkBG)
Half-sister are not sufficient. Drive them out by the thousands.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (MouKZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:37 AM
It's true; we really do just exist here at your sufferance.
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (lKs2v)
The worst part about the South Africa situation is the "they had it coming" attitude displayed by the paltry amount of liberals who are even aware of the situation.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
It's their attitude toward all they consider "deplorables."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (IqV8l)
Does the Key Grip or the Best Boy move the High Chair around?
Posted by: Soothie at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (0LDLp)
Is there a way to legally support the self-defense movements down there?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (r+sAi)
Had forgot how awesome the song Black Betty is, on about 3 different levels.
EAR WORM!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (FypLm)
http://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-man-hits-fitbit-steps-goal-twenty-minutes-church-service/
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 11:41 AM (mf5HN)
Pentecrossfit?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (0O7c5)
No, she was the one promising all the kids free college and health care, while the other guy was pointing out "Somebody has to pay for that sh-t."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:57 AM (O7MnT)
have said if you told them right after 9/11 that within 7 years the head
of the CIA would be a radical muslim?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2018 11:54 AM (Z8FFX)
Commie pres and Muzzie CIA head. Nope, no one would have believed it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 11:57 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2018 11:57 AM (MouKZ)
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DUDE...I like Islam because it lets me sample dogs and uhhh....fine Muslim men. The actual religion sucks.
Now Brennan? Wouldn't even make out with me a little bit...what a nutcase.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2018 11:57 AM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:56 AM (lKs2v)
LMFAO.
I have a Shield shirt, but no Roman gear.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 11:57 AM (9CkBG)
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Other People's Videos
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The politics-free bonus playlist.
Betty and Grampy, Fonzi and Mork, that deep voice guy, another trailer for Legion, big science, slow paint blast and a man in 1945 predicting the future.
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Posted by: mindful webworker - not my videos at March 13, 2018 11:57 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: quint at March 13, 2018 11:27 AM (n13/j)
Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero Gravity Waste DISTRIBUTION System?
Posted by: Rajeesh K. at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (pAx+1)
Good One!
Posted by: L. Hofstadter at March 13, 2018 11:57 AM (n13/j)
If she were my little girl, I'd take her to the beach and feed her candy, carrots and fish with lemon butter. And read lots of books and watch kids t.v. with singing.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at March 13, 2018 11:58 AM (+CiEK)
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 11:58 AM (lKmt3)
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We rate this story mostly false.
Posted by: Snopes at March 13, 2018 11:58 AM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (lKs2v)
And "Best Boy" is a not-so-coveted position among Lindsey Graham's interns.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (O7MnT)
Miss Lindsey enjoyed being Juans McCain's best boy though
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (lKyWE)
Put on some tight leather gloves and tenderize both their faces.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (LiyEm)
In all fairness, if you told me any of today's realities would happen, I'd have thought you nutz. 57 genders, men in girl's bathrooms, DJT as President, Europe becoming Islamic, the crazy Left & whites are evil. And so much more that seemed inconceivable back then.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (7T5tR)
Pretty sure he is relieved and can now do his own thing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (MIKMs)
Remember when broke her toe and couldn't admit it was something stupid & simple?
Her story was she was:
1. Running down stairs
2. In heels
3. With a cup of coffee in hand
4. AND she was talking to someone over her shoulder
She couldn't just say, "Whoops, I slipped and broke my toe." It had to be a super duper multi-tasking event to illustrate how modern and on the go she was.
Watching this video, I'd be surprised if she could navigate a common door threshold in 2" heels without falling.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (iv0p7)
Somehow I think he knew... All the obama left overs at State knew... Everything is leaked... Remember how he was "sick" this weekend?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
"Maybe we don't need a mother figure-as-POTUS? "
If Clinton's gonna be my mother I wanna be an orphan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 12:00 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 11:59 AM (lKs2v)
Heh. No. The Universe is fickle and he didn't actually get over until they paired him with English. The bit they're doing is legit funny.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:00 PM (9CkBG)
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Concern NOTED & summarliy dismissed
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 12:00 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Hillary at March 13, 2018 12:00 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 12:00 PM (BN6Vh)
Posted by: Shmirnoff at March 13, 2018 12:01 PM (BCrKI)
Or maybe you're mistaken about which family member you most resemble, Hillary? You're like the first wife, scorned and bitter after divorce.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)
They tried that shit during the election with Hillary! as "Abuela". I always thought it sounded kind of sinister. Like she was some South American drug kingpin or dictator's wife.
"Don't piss of Abuela, or she'll have you fed feet first into the industrial shredder..."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:01 PM (Tnhbr)
but adorable all the same.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:01 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Downcast at March 13, 2018 12:01 PM (0125T)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:01 PM (/ikqi)
I don't know what's fake news or real, but firing Rex Tillerson over a tweet is stupid. And I don't even like Rex Tillerson.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 11:58 AM (lKmt3)
Had the British come out and confirmed it was the Russians? If not than Tillerson deserved to be canned.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (lKyWE)
the guy by escorting him from the White House like that. CNN is now
reporting (yeah I know) that he's under investigation for "serious
financial crimes".
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 11:23 AM (UBzPO)
You believe CNN? There's your problem, right there.
Bwahahaha.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (MX7xj)
1. Running down stairs
2. In heels
3. With a cup of coffee in hand
4. AND she was talking to someone over her shoulder
Posted by: bonhomme
All that lily guilding to explain how she fell BACKWARDS and broke a......toe? How does one fall backwards and break a toe?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (gbWkA)
Yes, it's certain that no University Professor with a goatee and nicely creased slacks would ever commit such an obvious social faux pas as that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (k1TUh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOaBHyi4Qu0
I like the cut of his jib, and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (ptqGC)
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If Hillary had won, that would have been the end of wire coat hangers.
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (ismre)
NOPE
She should just start screaming "no more wire hangers" into the microphone in lieu of giving interviews and speeches.
ROTFLMAO
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (ptqGC)
I realize all those scraping up the graft in the pipeline find that a horrible attribute for citizenry.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (MX7xj)
Nope. CBD put the link in the sidebar. Try that.
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (lKs2v)
I see you are a crazy person.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (LiyEm)
Of course he was... Thus his "sick" story this weekend
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (lKyWE)
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Theresa May has sort of - "highly likely". But it won't be official until she twits it.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 12:04 PM (5NMZN)
with Cynthia McKinney. It'd be a bipartisan gesture and a huge step
toward world peace.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (ismre)
Okay, now I know this is a sock. Who's guilty?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (ptqGC)
"I know!"
- - Susan Estrich and Harvey Fierstein
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 12:04 PM (fTKv+)
I think that's a really awkward way to phrase it. As a practicing Christian you don't have a "relationship" with faith. You have a "relationship" with Jesus and God the Father and the Holy Spirit, or one might say, "My faith in Christ is deep" or even "My Christian faith is deep." That Tur phrases it that way indicates to me that she has no idea of what Hillary's faith is in, or the depth of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:04 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 12:04 PM (5gaNQ)
Tillerson was fired because the lack of getting anything REAL done on the Trade deals... like NAFTA and such.
Which brought about the Steel Tariffs... which Tillerson did not back...
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 13, 2018 12:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 12:04 PM (ZJ05l)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM
Don't ask me.
Posted by: Kamala at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
Never mind.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (nBr1j)
After all that yoga, she's so flexible she kicked her own forehead.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (iv0p7)
And have his attorney object to every question that has nothing to do with Russia collusion, and of course have them all be "speaking objections" where Trump's attorney is telling the tale of Hillary's/DoJ/FBI/CIA/Deep State's illegal behavior.
This bullshit would be over that day.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (FypLm)
If Clinton's gonna be my mother I wanna be an orphan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 12:00 PM (k1TUh)
I would go lizzy borden.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Hillary
______________________
I liked the part where you claimed that you lost because you were telling American voters to "eat their spinach" because it was good for them, while Trump was telling them they could have ice cream every day.
Let's review some of the sensible, rational, fiscally responsible policy "solutions" that Hillary was offering to voters in 2016:
For the dysfunctional Obamacare program: expand it, and throw more government money at it!
For the dysfunctional Veterans Administration: expand it, and throw more government money at it!
For the dysfunctional and grossly underfunded Medicare and Social Security: expand them, and throw more government money at them!
For our unsecure border across which millions of illegal aliens were flooding into our country and costing taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars every year: stop deportations, throw open our borders, import many more third-world "refugees," and throw more government money at everybody in the immigration system!
But yeah, clearly Trump was the candidate preferred by the immature, uninformed, fiscally irresponsible voters.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2018 12:05 PM (iv0p7)
*pukes at image*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (9CkBG)
Hillary's "faith" being worship of Government Power.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (O7MnT)
I'm considering a news blackout.
Also, I need trigger warnings for HRC posts. I can't get away from her...even here.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 12:03 PM (lKs2v)
I'll keep messing with it. Thanks!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (MX7xj)
Faith? new girlfriend?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 13, 2018 11:29 AM (9udQl)
Same as a snipe hunt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (Dbv1R)
in fact of course they do.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:06 PM (/ikqi)
Yes, that. Faith in *what*, exactly?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
Anyone have any strong feelings about this?
...
ITS JUST LIKE NAZI INTERNMENT CAMPS!!1!!!!1!!!1!1!!11!
Posted by: aDAm sCHiFf at March 13, 2018 12:07 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 13, 2018 12:07 PM (r9UYA)
Well, not the "major" March... That's the 24th
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
Since when does that mean a darn thing. Press imterestd in faith comparisons all of a sudden. Yes, bcz they are experts on that. Ha.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (+Tibp)
Heck, I was leaving the memorial service for one of my oldest friends, and stepped wrong on uneven ground in the dark, walking to the car. Just twisted my foot weird (wearing platform sandals) and "SNAP" -- broken foot. I felt like an idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (ptqGC)
We want to keep McKinney AWAY from situations where her stupid mouth could possibly start a war.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (/ikqi)
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Keeping a reserve for 2nd term.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (MIKMs)
the guy by escorting him from the White House like that. CNN is now
reporting (yeah I know) that he's under investigation for "serious
financial crimes".
Who are you talking about? I missed something I guess.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Beelzebub at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (+Tibp)
Hockey helmet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Yes, that. Faith in *what*, exactly?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
OH.... I don't know.... let me see.... could it be....
SATAN!!!!!
Posted by: The Church Lady at March 13, 2018 12:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:08 PM (/ikqi)
Mammon!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
Today... Should be a hoot... A bunch of "dreamers" ranting and protesting with their nasty signs in Spanish and their mexican flag, all the time believing that the rest of America just loves them some illegals...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 11:55 AM (r+sAi)
Too much of a fag to be Radical enough.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 13, 2018 12:09 PM (XMDuf)
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Hillary placed a lot of faith in the polls and in Sidney Blumenthal.
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 12:09 PM (Pqytn)
Read the novel Something of Value by Robert Ruark. A great descriptor of the current South African situation.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2018 12:09 PM (S/hVx)
*popcorn*
Posted by: Under Fire at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (r9UYA)
Bolton did go to the WH last week...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (3LWam)
Well, not the "major" March... That's the 24th
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
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I don't know but tomorrow is the National School Walkout.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (LiyEm)
So adults need a mommy to tell them what to do, eh?
Mother-in-law is more like it. And I mean the proverbial MIL from hell who constantly criticizes and butts in where she doesn't belong.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (0jtPF)
_______________
It's true!
I have a really long tongue!
Posted by: Faith Johnson, Hillary's new GF at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (fqUgw)
*popcorn*
Posted by: Under Fire at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (r9UYA)
Does it make me a horrible person to fantasize about them getting napalmed?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (/ikqi)
EXACTLY. When has she ever been maternal? Using the "for the children" excuse to push for the federal government to become our "mom" does not make one maternal.
Also, she won the prestigious Planned Parenthood Margaret Sanger award, for pete's sake.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (nBr1j)
is now a thing among black athletes. I wonder how many know it was
ripped off from 'Plan 9 from Outer Space.'
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 11:34 AM (O7MnT)
Fascesbook! I love it. May I steal that? It is so entirely appropriate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:10 PM (LiyEm)
She did the same thing during her campaign. She seems to be incapable of learning from her mistakes. Or even acknowledging that she made mistakes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (nBr1j)
Strikes me as a simple, factual statement.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (9CkBG)
torture! torture! torture!
Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (oiNtH)
Trump should put him at the head of a different (and important) agency/department each year. Next stop 2019: Justice.
Posted by: Brian at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (K84+K)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (vtcmf)
No. Not in the least.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)
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Faith in WHAT?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (5gaNQ)
Have you met this guy from Zimbabwe, Mr. Farmin B. Hard?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (lhV5b)
EXACTLY. When has she ever been maternal? Using the "for the children" excuse to push for the federal government to become our "mom" does not make one maternal.
Also, she won the prestigious Planned Parenthood Margaret Sanger award, for pete's sake.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)
There's nothing more feminine or motherly than butchering your baby in the womb.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (nBr1j)
Uh.... Huma has been busy with a lot of legal things, and a taking care of her child...
maybe Hillary has a new assistant... named Faith?
Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (/ikqi)
Just so.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (LiyEm)
Or three. One for her head and two to protect her wide load from those deplorable stairs.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (GdWl+)
"[The mother of four children....died peacefully while in the loving care of her two favorite children. All her breath leaked out of her."
--- Obituary, Raleigh, NC
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (UHOQq)
Does it make me a horrible person to fantasize about them getting napalmed?
No I live in CA. I dream of ICE infiltrating the crowd surrounding it and arresting their asses... I know I sound bitter but I've had enough..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (O2RFr)
The phrasing sounds as if she's she's talking about a person-"Faith"-and forgot to capitalize the name. Clinton has coffee with Faith once a month and texts her regularly. Trump just sees Faith around the WH and chats with her briefly sometimes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (UHOQq)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Hillary run over by scooby van at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (kqsXK)
Is Comey behind that curtain?
(I'm sure someone beat me to it, but no time for reading 479 comments.)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (7T5tR)
Just yesterday Katy Tur said Hillary "has a much deeper relationship with faith than PDT."
She's like a black hole, her faith gets sucked in so deep it never see's the light of day again
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
No
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (aMlLZ)
The Ruling Party in SA said that land confiscation must be done in a way that does not compromise "food security."
They also said, "We are not calling for the slaughter of white people - at least for now."
I'm not making either of those up.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (O7MnT)
"for the children" excuse to push for the federal government to become
our "mom" does not make one maternal.
Also, she won the prestigious Planned Parenthood Margaret Sanger award, for pete's sake.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)
===========================
Yep. Hillary's message to the voters was "I will raise your taxes and, after taking my cut from the proceeds, spend the money I've seized from you to raise and instruct your surviving children, because I can do that better than you can."
Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (Pqytn)
"[The mother of four children....died peacefully while in the loving care of her two favorite children. All her breath leaked out of her."
--- Obituary, Raleigh, NC
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
so i guess better than smothering
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: DeploraBOT
________
Are we ever allowed to say Trump didn't do something right here?
I didn't know I was signing up for a cult.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (lKmt3)
Which opens all sorts of questions about Hobbiton and Gaffer Gamgee.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (lhV5b)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 12:16 PM (5gaNQ)
"[The mother of four children....died peacefully while in the loving care of her two favorite children. All her breath leaked out of her."
--- Obituary, Raleigh, NC
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
I honestly don't get this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:16 PM (UHOQq)
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And how the fuck would she know? Does she purport to know what's in people's hearts now?
Maybe she can tell us why her tranny father is a fucking nutcase tranny who wants to assault people all the time, since she has an eye into everyone's soul.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:16 PM (vg8iE)
Dopes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:16 PM (7UW64)
I didn't know I was signing up for a cult.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (lKmt3)
Now, now. In fairness, you didn't actually have to sign up for anything to comment and be part of the Horde. At least not yet. #TwoWeeks
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
Bottom line: Don't piss off the person who'll be writing your obit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
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And how the fuck would she know? Does she purport to know what's in people's hearts now?
Maybe she can tell us why her tranny father is a fucking nutcase tranny who wants to assault people all the time, since she has an eye into everyone's soul.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:16 PM (vg8iE)
When did that family take the "d" off the end of their name?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (7UW64)
I didn't know I was signing up for a cult.
Cult? When do I get my official Uniform?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (O2RFr)
The Ruling Party in SA said that land confiscation must be done in a way that does not compromise "food security."
They also said, "We are not calling for the slaughter of white people - at least for now."
I'm not making either of those up.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (O7MnT)
I think we need to let these poor famers come into America, as Refugees from Ethnic Cleansing...
Eventually they may even become Citizens, and thus... African Americans!
/runs out giggling...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (/ikqi)
I AM I AM!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (kqsXK)
There's a really cool 15 minute clip on You Tube of Tony Visconti describing how the Bowie hit "Heroes" came together.
Worth a look.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (fTKv+)
Same here. And when I got through, I'd send the leftovers back to their cellmasters for their perusal.
You goatfvckers wanted some terror, right? OK, here's some, American style.
Oh, and BTW, you're next.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (fA1SL)
We want to keep McKinney AWAY from situations where her stupid mouth could possibly start a war.
Posted by: bonhomme
Ambassador to Mars
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (UHOQq)
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (n13/j)
Mandela was arrested surrounded by munitions for a campaign of terror. His wife had anyone who opposed their power burnt alive by having a tire put around their neck and lit.
White genocide (closely followed by Asian genocide, then endless tribal wars) is well within Mandela's ideals.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (lhV5b)
I didn't know I was signing up for a cult.
Cult? When do I get my official Uniform?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (O2RFr)
And the ritualistic orgies. When are the ritualistic orgies?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
We want to keep McKinney AWAY from situations where her stupid mouth could possibly start a war.
Posted by: bonhomme
Ambassador to Mars
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (IqV8l)
Ambassador of Uranus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (fTKv+)
Not on my set. On my set the gaffer was a 6'7" monster with a gaff hook ready to swing at any actor who DIDN'T GET THE SCENE RIGHT!
Posted by: Stanley Kubrick at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (7UW64)
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When the crawled out of the filthy sewer and decided to masquerade as humans.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (e11dj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (n13/j)
It's not the vote that counts but who counts the votes. Tally stands at 3-0.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Ahhhh, the Spring BBQ Season!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (FypLm)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (O2RFr)
Tshirts and hats come out in #twoweeks
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (5gaNQ)
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Eh. I wouldn't put any stock in that. Men lie about their wives to mistresses all the time --- and Bill Clinton lies almost every time he speaks.
But several independent insider accounts about the Clinton WH confirm that Hillary had pretty much zero interest in Chelsea. The poor brat had to make a formal appointment to even see her mother.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:20 PM (LiyEm)
They also said, "We are not calling for the slaughter of white people - at least for now."
I'm not making either of those up.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (O7MnT)
I do think we found a venue for the skinheads, neo nazis and the klan to get their freak on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:20 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:20 PM (/ikqi)
We want to keep McKinney AWAY from situations where her stupid mouth could possibly start a war.
Posted by: bonhomme
Ambassador to Mars
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (IqV8l)
Hey now! We don't want the idiot!
Posted by: John Carter, of Mars at March 13, 2018 12:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: buzzion
_________
And your complaining about one of my posts
Just another day
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (LiyEm)
Drudge has a headline to a link (which I didn't read) of a study that says nobody is totally straight, and I'm thinking well that was easy to prove false.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 12:12 PM (5gaNQ)
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Eh. I wouldn't put any stock in that. Men lie about their wives to mistresses all the time --- and Bill Clinton lies almost every time he speaks.
But several independent insider accounts about the Clinton WH confirm that Hillary had pretty much zero interest in Chelsea. The poor brat had to make a formal appointment to even see her mother.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (0jtPF)
Ten bucks says her having a kid at all was at least in part a political calculation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (/ikqi)
I didn't know I was signing up for a cult.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (lKmt3)
You can, but as someone else who has, expect blowback. Especially when there are a lot of people on the thread. Some people will brook no criticism of him.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 12:22 PM (7T5tR)
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Well she's got the Kuru from eating baby brains so I'm going with luciferian faith.
Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2018 12:22 PM (ayaSF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:22 PM (r+sAi)
I didn't know I was signing up for a cult.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (lKmt3)
The problem with your statement is that ALL evidence points to tillerson being told on Friday or the weekend when he was called back early from his over seas trip that he was history
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 12:22 PM (5y11N)
Opening on The View today, Joy Behar apologized to Christians for insulting them.
Brent Bozell is one awesome ginger.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
Good... The purge has begun... Bout time
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (y3aQB)
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Not accepted. She can DIAF. I know that's not very Christian of me, and hey, Joy wouldn't want me to be anyway. So, win-win.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)
Every girl is bi after the third appletini...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (CAKgV)
evidence points to tillerson being told on Friday or the weekend when he
was called back early from his over seas trip that he was history
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 12:22 PM (5y11N)
What evidence is that?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:20 PM (LiyEm)
This lie has been perpetuated by a fawning media that watched too many movies growing up.
He was a useful idiot, and when he wasn't useful, they just lied about him, and blamed it all on Winnie.
They were both terrorists. Full Stop.
Should white people have been in charge in S.Africa? Well, look at the shithole it is becoming, and then tell me if they are better off or not now that it is open season on white landowners.
Genocide is genocide, no matter the color or shape or size.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (7UW64)
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T-shirts? Don't make a f***ing maniac outta me.
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at March 13, 2018 12:24 PM (ismre)
Who wants a slew of kids they might actually have to take time out of their personal ambitions for?
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:24 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (Tnhbr)
Like spaghetti...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:24 PM (9CkBG)
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One of the things I enjoy most about Trump is his Midas touch. He constantly fucks up in very successful ways.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:24 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Don't mention the "Great Canoe" accident.
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:24 PM (UHOQq)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (UBzPO)
So you really think he has a cold ha? And cancelled all scheduled meetings and came running home to mommie's chicken soup? OK
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 12:24 PM (5y11N)
Drudge has a headline to a link (which I didn't read) of a study that says nobody is totally straight, and I'm thinking well that was easy to prove false.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)
That notion has been knocking around for a long time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
There's a DC urban legend that horseface got sick at Sidwell and told them to call her dad, her mom was "too busy."
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (gQmKR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (MIKMs)
Yep....
Children need a Mother to tell them what to do...
Now, your Crazy Uncle? He's the one who holds your beer while you do something... interesting...
The imagery is very telling about how those who chose one symbol over the other... think...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
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Only because people like Shep! want it to be true so badly. They resent the fact they don't live in a homocentric world.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 12:19 PM (0jtPF)
Ten bucks says her having a kid at all was at least in part a political calculation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
My longstanding theory is that once it was clear that Chelsea wasn't going to be the political heir the Clintons wanted, Hillary no longer cared about her. Hence Hillary's relationship with Huma: it wasn't lesbianism, Huma was supposed to work her way up through the Executive branch while Anthony moved up the ranks of Congressional Democrats, and they would end up being the heirs to the Clinton machine and the ultimate Washington power couple.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
This. I guarantee you Bill had to hide the scissors and coat hangers in the house every day for nine months.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)
Drudge has a headline to a link (which I didn't read) of a study that says nobody is totally straight, and I'm thinking well that was easy to prove false.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)
That notion has been knocking around for a long time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Of course they push that. It's ridiculous. Also, I'm uber "straight." Even the idea of a female gyno creeps me out.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (CAKgV)
--- Obituary, Raleigh, NC
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
so i guess better than smothering
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:15 PM (/ikqi)
I ventilated her wit my tommy gun - 1930*s gangster
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
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Only because people like Shep! want it to be true so badly. They resent the fact they don't live in a homocentric world.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (vg8iE)
Well, he can take that up with mammalian reproductive biology.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (NWiLs)
says nobody is totally straight, and I'm thinking well that was easy to
prove false.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)
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Fun fact:
There is an almost equal percentage of the population with The Gay as there is with face blindness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (lhV5b)
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (UHOQq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
That scrunt probably did have a few abortions, or at least one. She behaves like a woman who has done. She's miserable and vindictive, because of the mental pain and scars, and she is militantly pro-abort, because if she isn't, then she has to face what she's done, and she pushes everyone away, because she can't face herself let alone anyone else.
And she blames everybody except herself, because if she did, she would realize that she killed her children.
Or maybe she's just a nasty person. Could be that as well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)
i agree with that.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (Tnhbr)
**makes notes for next NoVa MoMe**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (kqsXK)
One of the things I enjoy most about Trump is his Midas touch. He constantly fucks up in very successful ways.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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That is true, I think a lot of it is the media is now so deranged that they end up making a bigger fool out of themselves than whatever Trump allegedly did.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (lKmt3)
Anybody who thinks everybody agrees on everything here must have missed just about every thread ever.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)
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Wrong.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (LiyEm)
Her comment was two terse sentences, and then Whoopi said something like, "Okay, let's move on to hot topics [in other words, back to bashing PDT]."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
It was what I was hoping for, really.
Perform or you're gone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (xJa6I)
Ten bucks says her having a kid at all was at least in part a political calculation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
She never had any idea Web wasn't wearing a rubber.
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (UHOQq)
Joy Behar can eat shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (gQmKR)
That would make her a cannibal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (m0lmR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM
My understanding of the SOP around here is we'll start with shirts, once Ace makes the call.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (ctuyM)
Their "proof" is apparently they showed video of a guy masturbating to men and their eyes dilated slightly.
Um, k. Sounds like solid proof there, guy.
Posted by: Stanley Kubrick at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)
i agree with that.
Well I disagree so there! Stomps feet
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)
I'll buy this only if you are talking about a scale of 1-100 with the vast majority of men being less than and only if saying, "Man that (athlete, bodybuilder) has a great build!" or "That rock star has cool-looking hair" or " Hey, I saw a guy at the gym today who was hung to his knees" counts as gay.
But if they are trying to say that all straight men secretly want to suck a cock, then it's bullshit.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (7UW64)
I'm going with nasty person.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
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With all those faceshots I'm taking, it's a wonder anyone can recognize me at the bathhouse anymore.
Posted by: Shep! at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:20 PM (LiyEm)
Communist propaganda, to be precise.
Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (kqsXK)
Rumor has it Alexthechick was testing this theory out on a group of bridesmaids.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)
Tell me this is about longbows.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (7UW64)
Don't forget that Weiner was Schumer's "protege" and Huma was Hillary's. They literally created a 17th century dynastic marriage for Chuck and Hillary to combine "families."
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:27 PM (kqsXK)
You missed the hair pulling demonstration at NoVaMoMe2.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Quint
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Supposedly the CEO of Disney (and owner of ABC) Bob Iger is seriously looking at running for PResident and he probably realized that bashing Christians when around 70%+ of Americans identify as Christians is not a smart move.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (aId/R)
As if. Chelsea made a pit stop in a turkey baster.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (lhV5b)
Unfortunately, this place has a tendency to become a neocon echo chamber, so I feel it's my duty to share truth and common sense in the pursuit of peace.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 12:24 PM (5y11N)
You said evidence. That sounds like speculation. I don't doubt that it may be true I just know this story is all but 3 hours old and I'm not afraid to say I don't really know what happened.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (5gaNQ)
Blue dog Democrats got us Obamacare. Have conservatives forgotten already?
Posted by: Mike, but not THAT Mike at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (Tnhbr)
Dove right in there, she did.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (8+Ozj)
Is this the apology where she said "it's dangerous to be a comedian these days?"
Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (Iz8Py)
WH just fired State staffer who sent alternative story that Tillerson learned he was gone from a tweet.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (m0lmR)
BOOM. This is how it's done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
::cries::
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (LiyEm)
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Yeah, only because they thought the camera was going to pan over where three women were going at each other.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (vg8iE)
And he is available as a raid boss now for a limited time too. Takes at least two people to bring him down. Four or five and it's much easier.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 13, 2018 11:43 AM (9udQl)
I'd like a word.
And by word I mean back alley.
And by back alley I mean beat you with my friggen shoulder cannons in a back alley for that damn blasphemy.
Posted by: Blastoise at March 13, 2018 11:52 AM (WuRdh)
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Pfffffft.
Electric beats water. Git rekt
Posted by: Nationalist Raichu at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (9udQl)
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FLASH=> Under Secretary of State FIRED After Contradicting Account of Tillerson's Dismissal
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (CAKgV)
Exactly, and I don't recall a single report about Wiener's escapades mentioning that he was Schumer's boy--his protege and hand-picked successor.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2018 12:31 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (UHOQq)
She couldn't see past his hazmat suit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:31 PM (aMlLZ)
Might carry around a metal bucket, propane torch, and a rat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 11:04 AM (gQmKR)
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I APPROVE
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at March 13, 2018 12:31 PM (PNcou)
Opening on The View today, Joy Behar apologized to Christians for insulting them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:22 PM (
O.O
*falls outta chair*
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 12:31 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Lots of straight dudes getting laid in prison. Hardcore straight dudes.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 12:31 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM
she was pretty drunk at the time
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
Yeah! give us Hell!
Doin' the Lord's work there, eh Chief?
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (UBzPO)
Well maybe the White House firing the State Department Aid that put out the news release that tillerson did not know till the tweet will further enlighten you?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (5y11N)
with Cynthia McKinney. It'd be a bipartisan gesture and a huge step
toward world peace.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:02 PM (ismre)
Sock hypothesis:
[x] confirmed
[ ] not confirmed
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (Dbv1R)
Guys into golf have their pupils dilate when a pro demonstrates a swing. Same thing.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (lhV5b)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (O2RFr)
Carrots in chili, now that's an old one.
Posted by: George at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (UHOQq)
Posted by: Ace of Spades Zombie cult member at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (O2RFr)
So there's that. But that's about all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (GdWl+)
And hardwood over shag, of course.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (9CkBG)
When they think of Mandela, they think of Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (CAKgV)
Exactly. This was a consolidation of power that failed because Weiner couldn't keep it in his pants, and Hillary! was an absolutely atrocious candidate.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (Tnhbr)
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Gee if only there was some obvious objective physical sign of male arousal that science could discover so that we wouldn't have to rely on minute eye dilations that may have occurred due to the lighting change from the video . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (RPWxr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (gQmKR)
Joy Behar is pathetic all on her own. She is a loud-mouthed, pinch-faced scold who is entirely out of control.
It is a simple thing to forgive her for shooting off her mouth, but that doesn't mean the slate is clean by any stretch. She surely hasn't changed her unhinged, hateful mind about anything. She should always be kept at arms length, and I suspect most folks around her do exactly that.
I haven't seen her or heard her for years, nor do I plan on doing so. Third hand is close enough for me.
She will hang herself eventually, and may have done so this time at least partially. A wise person would learn from this--she will not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (7UW64)
now so deranged that they end up making a bigger fool out of themselves
than whatever Trump allegedly did.
Posted by: Maritime at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM
.
.
.The media has lost what little shred of credibility they had left when Trump won the Primary, after that, it was Katy bar the door on negative stuff about Trump.
They have had to retract, amend and correct so many stories they did about Trump because they felt that the had to do anything they could to make him look bad, even if it literally meant making $hit up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (+Dllb)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26501187
Posted by: Stanley Kubrick at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (m0lmR)
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (LnOh3)
in other words, some pretend religious person is going to run on progressive team spirit.
stand by after this commercial break.. the real story.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (/ikqi)
ABC is Disney, and while that hasn't stopped them from producing all sorts of non-family content, I would imagine a boycott by Christians over such an in-your-face attack from Behar was unwanted.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI)
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Seeing my reaction to Trump being Trump might be where they got their "all men are a little gay" hypothesis.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (JTMqu)
So there's that. But that's about all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (GdWl+)
And hardwood over shag, of course.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (9CkBG)
I'm more of a landing strip guy. What can I say, I like the best of both worlds.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
Wouldn't that be because people typically put themselves in the place of the "protagonist?"
That's the whole point of advertising, isn't it? Show happy couple scampering on the beach in the sun with umbrella drinks, or driving the hot car, or eating the cheezy burger, or drinking the beers with attractive groupies, etc makes the person being advertised to to want to be the person enjoying the material pleasure. If I see someone in an add eating chocolate cheesecake, that doesn't mean I want to screw the cheesecake eater, it means I want to eat cheesecake.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (CAKgV)
Is this the apology where she said "it's dangerous to be a comedian these days?"
Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (Iz8Py)
How would she know? I don't see how anyone watches that mess. Have they not run off every conservative host they have ever had?
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (isomer)
I've been reading the word "neocon" for years. I still don't understand what it means, except that I suppose it's used as an insult.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (8+Ozj)
Joy Behar can eat shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 12:25 PM (gQmKR)
That would make her a cannibal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (aMlLZ)"
Why I love this place, in a nutshell.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (e11dj)
That made me chuckle.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (Tnhbr)
Dove right in there, she did.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (9CkBG)
I DID NOTHING OF THE KIND AND YOU KNOW IT!
Though, dude, that ginger? All the screen doors. All the hurricanes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:35 PM (LiyEm)
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I'm not saying it's The Gay, but women will flat out admit they're not wearing their nice clothes to impress us dudes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:35 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (8+Ozj)
Yup. And those who use it usually have an ax to grind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 12:35 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:35 PM (/ikqi)
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FBI Continues to Skirt Court Order to Turn Over McCabe Communications
Judicial Watch says bureau refusal shows contempt for rule of law
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 12:35 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (isomer)
Holy shit.
Wednesday Night is DLamp. DLamp is Wednesday Night!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (9CkBG)
Judicial Watch says bureau refusal shows contempt for rule of law
Am I the only one who thinks Wray was a bad choice?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (O2RFr)
told him Trump wanted him to step aside. Tillerson asked if they could
wait until he returned which is why it was announced today.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (m0lmR)
But....but....my Bloomberg Newz alert just told me he learned through a tweet!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (ptqGC)
In 999 out of a thousand cases, it just means "Jew".
Only in the one remaining does it mean "former leftist turned national security conservative".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (lhV5b)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
Yeah! give us Hell!
Doin' the Lord's work there, eh Chief?
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (xPJvm)
Wow.... we're NEO Cons? Really???
If your going to insult us, at least do it right, and call us Nationalists... or Nazis...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (NgKpN)
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Seeing my reaction to Trump being Trump might be where they got their "all men are a little gay" hypothesis.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM
.
.
.We don't need a 24 hour rule about news in the Trump era. A simple 2 hour rule should suffice.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 12:31 PM (UBzPO)
Uh, rape and coercion don't count. You're also in many cases taling about savages who adhere to the muslim theory that gay buttsex doesn't make you gay if you're pitching. These are outliers of society, not at all representive of the population at large.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
Exactly. This was a consolidation of power that failed because Weiner couldn't keep it in his pants, and Hillary! was an absolutely atrocious candidate.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (Tnhbr)
The Weiner Rebellion was the begining of the end for Clinton
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (xJa6I)
Holy crap, really, dilated eyes, who's wouldn't if some guy jacking it suddenly popped up on the screen. How stupid. And these people probably got fed money for this crap.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (gQmKR)
The world needs more of such "bombthrowers", methinks.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (7bkOX)
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One would have to be a comedian to know if this is true.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (vg8iE)
Though, dude, that ginger? All the screen doors. All the hurricanes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (mf5HN)
Uh huh. Not how I remember it.
And I never did get a real good look at the two from the dance floor that ended up going at it in the bathroom.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (9CkBG)
I heard a recording of Bob Iger taking a lot of heat at a Disney shareholder meeting over Behar's comments.
Money is the universal solvent and it trumps lefty hate.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (/tuJf)
If we actually did this more often, we all wouldn't be bitching and moaning so much.
If we had done this from the beginning on illegal immigration, we would not be over-run. But we were shrinking violets and we got run over like a lawnmower. For years, and years and years.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:35 PM (JTMqu)
It has nothing to do with The Gay and everything to do with the cattiness of women.
As Mencken said, a misogynist is a man who hates women as much as other women hate women.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 12:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:38 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (398bZ)
I think we should call Mr Saturday Night to clear this up?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 12:38 PM (5y11N)
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of course they do. It's your tax dollars hard at work in many cases.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:38 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:38 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2018 12:38 PM (4ZQMe)
https://polldaddy.com/poll/9957480/?view=results&msg=voted
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 10:57 AM (O7MnT)
Voted. Good luck to Brady.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (lKyWE)
You mean The Weiner Uprising.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (Tnhbr)
[x] confirmed
[ ] not confirmed
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (Dbv1R)
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What is a "sock"? Is that a derogatory term for someone who isn't a lifelong Republican?
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (ismre)
May they taste the wrath of Trump!
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (LnOh3)
Notorious they call me from my blood stained savage hands
Now that I am king I'll rule forth to take my stand
Blowing hard the winds of war the gods have sent their love
Giving me the power to destroy all those corrupt
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (aMlLZ)
My pupils just dilated a bit.
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)
*stage whisper*
I think it means J-E-W, Fen. IIRC, the slur started with Bush's Iraq war, referring to people who were all in on the war, but....it just always manages to be applied to people of a certain faith.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (W+vEI)
Good point. Another possible hypothesis is everybody watches porn. Dudes are used to seeing a naked dude in porn and have a conditioned response because a naked man in a video in their experience always means a naked woman is gonna get sexxed.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:37 PM (9CkBG)
I did.
A LOOK YOU PERVS! I was, sadly, not involved in the bathroom shenanigans.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (mf5HN)
That made me chuckle.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (roQNm)
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Just read the details. Guy deserved it. Tillerson was told on Friday. This guy's tweet was total BS.
Good for Trump.
After a little more than a year as POTUS, Trump's saying "Thanks for the help Establishment but I've got this now and we're going to do it my way going foward."
Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
Your duty in life is to correct assumptions of blog commenters?
Aspirations to mediocrity is too much for you.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Orson at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (H3j7C)
That was on purpose... from what I read they wanted to get to his office while he was gone... Supposedly to go through his office...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (/ikqi)
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting one who to have for dinner. Liberty is the right of the sheep not to be on the menu.
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (n13/j)
Hah. What does that mean? I don't picture Hillary waking up every day horrified that she's a vile sinner and trusting that the crucifixion paid the penalty for that. It's just not in character.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (yXyHg)
May they taste the wrath of Trump!
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2018 12:33 PM (LnOh3)
Notorious they call me from my blood stained savage hands
Now that I am king I'll rule forth to take my stand
Blowing hard the winds of war the gods have sent their love
Giving me the power to destroy all those corrupt
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (aMlLZ)
Go on...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
My Brooklyn mother in law says Weiner's mother is a notorious political scumbag. Weiner boy was handpicked by Schumer to continue and handle his built-up corrupt political machine. No one ever mentions that Weiner is Schumer's creation. Guessing that Chuck and Hillary thought they could make a jew/muslim "marriage" that would also benefit the schumer/clinton foundaton corruption business. It was always bs.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (aId/R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
My longtime argument as that there's a difference between homosexual attraction, and homosexual behavior. The latter can occur for a variety of reasons.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (LiyEm)
many cases taling about savages who adhere to the muslim theory that gay
buttsex doesn't make you gay if you're pitching. These are outliers of
society, not at all representive of the population at large.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:36 PM
.
.
.Anal rape of male prisoners was extremely common among the muslims during the Crusades. If you were a Christian fighter you did not want to get captured by them.
If they captured women they were generally safe until they got sold into slavery. They understood that damaged goods did not bring a good price.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (4ZQMe)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
You forgot "justice" and "the American way."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (kqsXK)
I think Sane People should absolutely boycott the view, although I doubt that any actually watch it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
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Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 10:57 AM (O7MnT)
Voted. Good luck to Brady.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM
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He has moved up to second. The Horde seems to be helping.
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (pMGkg)
Pence Effect! Praise the Lord!
Posted by: mindful webworker - praying for the strength to keep praying at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (NsI03)
A LOOK YOU PERVS! I was, sadly, not involved in the bathroom shenanigans.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (mf5HN)
Who was it that walked in on the moaning and the stall door shaking? Gingy?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (/ikqi)
And Chelsea left "the church" (methodist, I assume) because it wasn't abortiony enough? I don't even know when that would be. Thought all but the most extreme evangelical protestant churches were fine on the infanticide thing.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (4ZQMe)
Has the CIA Woman been "confirmed." They are already dragging her through the mud regarding "torture."
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
Unlike the gulag, you are free to not come here any time you choose.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:35 PM (JTMqu)
That's social positioning. They're trying to outdo one another, or at least not come in last.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:42 PM (Tnhbr)
It was what I was hoping for, really.
Perform or you're gone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2018 12:28 PM (xJa6I)
Something badly needed in government service. Begone, useless waste of taxpayer cash!
I say this as a government worker myself. I'm sick of the union telling me what a great deal they got me. All while being the one person here that actually gets work done, when it is available.
I mostly sit around and comment here.
It isn't exactly a sweet gig--boring as hell, actually--but it pays the bills and the health insurance is the money shot.
All while ripping off the taxpayers. Gosh. What a gig.
*spits*
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:42 PM (7UW64)
You mean The Weiner Uprising.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (Tnhbr)
Yes you are correct. The Weiner movement was small until the uprising
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 12:42 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Dr. House at March 13, 2018 12:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:17 PM (O2RFr)
And the ritualistic orgies. When are the ritualistic orgies?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
I'm still waiting for my free haircut. The leader guy told me I'd get a free haircut.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 13, 2018 12:42 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (4ZQMe)
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I remember it well.
fap fap fap fap fap fap
Posted by: Shep! at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (4ZQMe)
Has the CIA Woman been "confirmed." They are already dragging her through the mud regarding "torture."
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM
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.
.
.Don't worry I am on it.
Posted by: Edward Snowden at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (+Dllb)
Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (n13/j)
And only comes when they Sheep, is armed...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)
* I don't really have strong feelings about the sexual flexibility of straight folks or how flexible is so flexible as to no longer be straight. But if you are raping other dudes, you've probably crossed that line.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (BN6Vh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (r+sAi)
When they think of Mandela, they think of Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: t-bird
I think of necklaces and sign language guy. But mostly necklaces.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (IqV8l)
It's Tuesday again.
Who are we sending other people's kids to invade this week?
Has anyone seen my cruise ship sailing schedule?
Posted by: Sharkman, NeoCon at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (FypLm)
Perhaps it will eventually come out that the IG report showed Tillerson was in on the attempted Deep State coup.
It has been reported that there are US embassies around the world that still have not put up a Trump portrait. Tillerson allowing insubordination and disrespect of the POTUS at offices he controls would merit a firing.
Posted by: Too Late Shouldn't Post at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (PQD/T)
I mostly sit around and comment here.
It isn't exactly a sweet gig--boring as hell, actually--but it pays the bills and the health insurance is the money shot.
All while ripping off the taxpayers. Gosh. What a gig.
*spits*
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:42 PM (7UW64)
You only feel bad about it because you still have a soul.
Wait until you're shop steward
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (xJa6I)
A LOOK YOU PERVS! I was, sadly, not involved in the bathroom shenanigans.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (mf5HN)
Who was it that walked in on the moaning and the stall door shaking? Gingy?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (9CkBG)
Damn, I really should have made time to go to the NoVaMoMee...
Also, I have this mental image of Alex sitting on a bathroom counter, holding up score cards when the two ladies in question walked out...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (Tnhbr)
It's a shorthand for "make the world safe for 'merican democracy" sorts of people. The sort of people who like the idea of the USA being the World Police, so long as our borders remain more-or-less wide open. Many (not all, but many) belong to a certain, ahem, ancient faith tradition and many (again not all, but most) were left-wingers at one time in their lives and most are still socially left and well-left of center.
Mostly urban, mostly well-off or from well-off families. Mainstream Democrats on most issues but moved to Bush 43's GOPe in a bug way when the Buchannanites got, essentially, kicked-out.
Posted by: DocJ at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (7bkOX)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
Who the hell are you? Caesar Fucking Augustus?
Wow. I'm amazed your oversized ego even fits in a comment box.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (7UW64)
[x] confirmed
[ ] not confirmed
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:32 PM (Dbv1R)
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What is a "sock"? Is that a derogatory term for someone who isn't a lifelong Republican?
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (ismre)
It's an alias for the poster's Name when posting (i.e. not what the commenter usually posts as). Often used for either humor or emphasis.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (di1hb)
Do not give a rooty toot toot.
Build the team around you. Trump was new at politics and he's getting more and more traction every day.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (/ikqi)
I worked in an office of around 50 people and that was 90% female.
Pit of vipers doesn't begin to describe it. Not everyone, no, and not all the time. But, yeah, not so much with the sisterhood.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Yup at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (npGRd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (e11dj)
I've been reading the word "neocon" for years. I
still don't understand what it means, except that I suppose it's used
as an insult. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (8+Ozj)
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I'm still trying to figure out what 'paleocon' is.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (xPTqL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (Tnhbr)
This is fairly accurate. Except, how would she get up on the counter without her Stepstool? And like she would wait for them to come out of that stall on their own.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:40 PM (n13/j)
And only comes when they Sheep, is armed...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)
well said. God gave us these rights, but it is up to us to keep them.
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:29 PM (CAKgV)
Exactly, and I don't recall a single report about Wiener's escapades mentioning that he was Schumer's boy--his protege and hand-picked successor.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2018 12:31 PM (7uYFy)
_____________
Hey hey hey!
Anytime you want to 'proto' on my 'ege' just stop by the 'Manhole' and ask for Carlos Danger. Usually on stage 3!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong! at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9udQl)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:41 PM (O2RFr)
They wouldn't give an historic first woman posting a hard time would they? Oh, wait. Trump hates women therefore he purposely nominated a woman for cia Chief knowing the press would drag her through the mud. Deviant bastard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (4ZQMe)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (UBzPO)
Well, as a CNN viewer, of course you would never see it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (oiNtH)
https://polldaddy.com/poll/9957480/?view=results&msg=voted
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2018 10:57 AM (O7MnT)
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Voted on phone and work PC.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (vg8iE)
It has been reported that there are US embassies around the world
that still have not put up a Trump portrait. Tillerson allowing
insubordination and disrespect of the POTUS at offices he controls would
merit a firing.
Posted by: Too Late Shouldn't Post at March 13, 2018 12:43 PM
.
.
.I read an article yesterday that said the House Committee on the Russia scam had found out some disturbing things about very senior people in the Government and they were going to name names when they complete their report.
It might have been caused by that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
Define "neo con," Gump.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (CAKgV)
I also suspect that part of the churn in Trump's executive branch is caused by the difficulty in screening applicants for landmines. By avoiding the typical hangers on in DC that formerly served in office (aka the Swamp), you end up with somewhat of a pickup team to simply put in warm bodies. But these nominees create a disadvantage in the nomination process because they can lack the ties to Senators that smooth over the bumps in the nomination process. A few senators also take advantage and put holds on appointments to bargain with the president.
A second issue is that Trump made a conscious decision not to appoint a bunch of former GW and HW Bush connected folks. Given the antipathy of the Bushes toward Trump, that would make sense but it makes it harder to find good outside candidates for all of the offices in the short period required during presidential transitions.
We have nothing like a shadow cabinet that eases transitions in Great Britain of vetted potential officeholders.
FWIW, Clinton had a number of missteps in cabinet nominations in the 93 transition because of twelve years between his and Carter's term and even more to LBJ's years in office. Obama had a smoother time due to a farm team of potential appointees left over from the Clinton years.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (acrHV)
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Apparently because I was informed by a billboard this morning that Abortion is Sacred.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:46 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM (ismre)
be clear, whose peace? and for whose gain and profit?
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:46 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 12:46 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (8+Ozj)
It's shorthand for "dirty Jew."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 12:47 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (4ZQMe)
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Well, she's obviously not a "real" woman, by the left's standards.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 12:47 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (MIKMs)
its the claim you wont' get fat if you eat only berries and Brontosaurus steaks.
Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2018 12:47 PM (n13/j)
chamber, so I feel it's my duty to share truth and common sense in the
pursuit of peace.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 13, 2018 12:30 PM
Welcome!
Posted by: The Brattleboro Womyn's and Feline Health & Resource Center, and Intersectionality Theory Institute[ at March 13, 2018 12:47 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:48 PM (/ikqi)
A Con who severely limits their use of carbs? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:48 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 12:48 PM (gQmKR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 12:48 PM (gQmKR)
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I can't think of a better way to self-identify that you or your chosen representative has zero relationship with God than to say something like that.
I have no relationship with faith either, btw. None. Zero. No more than the relationship I have with high blood pressure or that missing fingertip from the saw when I was a younger man.
I *have* faith because of a relationship with someone else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 12:48 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:48 PM (/ikqi)
Has anyone seen my attractiveness? I seem to have lost it and abug-eyed boi haired anime lesbian took its place.
Thanks!
XOXO
Posted by: Katy Perry wondering what the hell happened at March 13, 2018 12:49 PM (9udQl)
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2018 12:39 PM (/ikqi)
I don't know about 'hate,' but I'm not a fan of women compared to men. The old, "picture a man and take away reason and accountability" is pretty accurate except I'll add also take away "intellectual consistency" and "depth."
So more 'disgust' than "hate."
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2018 12:50 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9CkBG)
She'd offer running commentary?
"No, you're obviously doing that wrong! Hook your pinky finger and swirl your tongue counter-clockwise! The Russian Judge will gig you heavily if you don't!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2018 12:51 PM (Tnhbr)
Which means their will hasn't been broken yet. The Resistance is still real, in their minds. Guy is probably a hero.
Burn it down, Mr. Pompeo.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2018 12:51 PM (MouKZ)
Unfortunately, this place has a tendency to become a neocon echo chamber, so I feel it's my duty to share truth and common sense in the pursuit of peace.
Thank goodness we have someone here to enlighten all us echoing neocons. I am liberated. It's like when Truman found out his whole life was on TV.
Posted by: mindful webworker - stay tuned at March 13, 2018 12:51 PM (NsI03)
Katy also has a dad who's a chick.
Posted by: Jayhawkfan63 at March 13, 2018 12:52 PM (cSc4o)
Does it make me a horrible person to fantasize about them getting napalmed?
No I live in CA. I dream of ICE infiltrating the crowd surrounding it and arresting their asses... I know I sound bitter but I've had enough..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:14 PM (O2RFr)
Can we make ICE dress in gorilla costumes, and net the DACAns from horseback in an homage to Planet of the Apes?
Posted by: Downcast at March 13, 2018 12:54 PM (0125T)
I'm pretty insulted by that and it does not reflect the women I know. Nor me. But you do you.
*makes note*
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 12:54 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Downcast at March 13, 2018 12:54 PM (0125T)
Damn...thats goood.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 12:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: One-eyed Anal Worm at March 13, 2018 12:56 PM (XMjzX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2018 12:56 PM (Dbv1R)
I've been reading the word "neocon" for years. I
still don't understand what it means, except that I suppose it's used
as an insult. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 12:34 PM (8+Ozj)
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I'm still trying to figure out what 'paleocon' is.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 12:44 PM (MIKMs)
________
Neocon = Bush W and John McCain type. Compassionate conservative chump. Invade the world, then invite the world into the USA to prove your not racist for invading the world. Likes tax cuts.
Paleocon = Pat Buchanan type. Old school Nationalism declaring Anglo Saxxon Protestant values are best and libertarians can't be trusted on anything because they're immigration is kooky so their other stuff is probably kooky too.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 13, 2018 12:57 PM (9udQl)
So how do the men fare in those kinds of offices, if we keep our heads down?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 13, 2018 12:58 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Todd at March 13, 2018 01:00 PM (XDLGo)
Good... The purge has begun... Bout time
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2018 12:23 PM (O2RFr)
Huh. Maybe it's no coincidence that the new CIA nominee ran a former interrogation center. On the subject of purging and all that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2018 01:19 PM (RD7QR)
Hence her perfectly unquestionable credibility.Posted by: Burger Chef at March 13, 2018 05:32 PM (RuIsu)
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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)