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Media Weekend Freakout: Trump Just Announced His Plans to Become a Dictator

Years ago, the media lost readership to clickbait factories. At first, they said they'd beat back the challenge by providing that which the clickbait factories could not: Serious, well-researched journalism.

But the media is lazy and incompetent and cannot produce serious, well-researched journalism. The best the media can do is simply play stenographer/publicist to an ax-grinding leaker who wants his unverified claims in print.

So, to beat the clickbait factories, the supposed Priesthood of All Truth instead just became clickbait factories themselves, albeit with laughable pretensions.

For some reason Trump went to the Gridiron Dinner. In his usual jokey-joke style, he mentioned China's president doing away with term limits and joked that maybe we'll try that here in the US.

The media's Situational Autism Simulation Syndrome -- SASS -- of course went into overdrive, as they once again decided this was the moment to pretend that they don't understand the concepts of irony or joking, and that every statement, no matter how clearly marked by context clues, is a serious and indeed gravely seriously statement, so long as pretending it to be such hurts Trump.

I woke up and turned on CNN only to hear one of their commentators saying, "We now have a sitting president openly musing about becoming a dictator." And there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice. The Washington Monthly led off with, "When someone tells you who they are, believe them." Mediaite phrased it as the President having, "seemingly voiced interest in making the commander-in-chief role a lifetime position." Even James Joyner, a writer who I have respected greatly since I first began blogging, was moved to say, "He didn't seem to be joking."

Have you people lost your collective minds?

Only audio of the statement exists (embedded at the link), but Jazz Shaw comments:

The crowd is laughing. Trump is laughing. We don't have the video, but just from the tone, you can see in your mind the image of the President with that smirk on his face which shows up when he's baiting the media and his opponents.

By the way, there is a genuine story here, just not a clickbait-factory one: Trump calls Xi "the most powerful president in a hundred years," approvingly, and does not express any kind of alarm at China giving up on any pretense of democratization. We've heard Trump similarly praise Putin's power without so much as a tut-tut about how Putin keeps that power: by murdering anyone who would undermine it with reporting about him or running against him in an election that's fixed anyway.

I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human rights and democracy overseas. It'll never be a focus of his, but I'd like it to at least be a mention of his.

But you can't get Mad Clickz talking about that. You get Mad Clickz from claiming the president just announced his bid to become Caesar. So you lie, you pretend to be autistic in your inability to deduce meanings in spoken language except the most literal surface-level one, and you collect your bonus for having gotten linked by Buzzfeed.

Actually, even Buzzfeed is throwing warning flags on this constant hair-on-fire schtick. A recent article talks to the guy who made up the alleged Russian-bot-detecting-algorithm, and even that guy says that maybe we can stop freaking out and blaming everything on supposed Russian bots.

Stop Blaming Russian Bots For Everything

"I'm not convinced on this bot thing," said one of the men behind the Russian bot thing.

Posted on February 28, 2018,

By now you know the drill: massive news event happens, journalists scramble to figure out what’s going on, and within a couple hours the culprit is found -- Russian bots.

Russian bots were blamed for driving attention to the Nunes memo, a Republican-authored document on the Trump-Russia probe. They were blamed for pushing for Roy Moore to win in Alabama's special election. And here they are wading into the gun debate following the Parkland shooting. "[T]he messages from these automated accounts, or bots, were designed to widen the divide and make compromise even more difficult," wrote the New York Times in a story following the shooting, citing little more than "Twitter accounts suspected of having links to Russia."

This is, not to mince words, total bullshit.

The thing is, nearly every time you see a story blaming Russian bots for something, you can be pretty sure that the story can be traced back to a single source: the Hamilton 68 dashboard, founded by a group of respected researchers, including Clint Watts and JM Berger, and currently run under the auspices of the German Marshall Fund.

But even some of the people who popularized that metric now acknowledge it's become totally overblown.

"I'm not convinced on this bot thing," said Watts, the cofounder of a project that is widely cited as the main, if not only, source of information on Russian bots. He also called the narrative "overdone."

The dashboard monitors 600 Twitter accounts "linked to Russian influence efforts online," according to its own description, which means the accounts are not all directly traced back to Kremlin efforts, or even necessarily to Russia. "They are not all in Russia," Watts said during a phone interview last week. "We don't even think they're all commanded in Russia -- at all. We think some of them are legitimately passionate people that are just really into promoting Russia." So, not bots.

...

So that's strike one: In what other world would we rely on a single source tool of anonymous provenance?

And then there’s strike two. Let's say, despite that, you still really want to put your faith in those conclusions about Russian influence. Why would you do that? Twitter is actually clogged with bots -- and has been for years -- so taking a major vulnerability of the platform and using it to tidily explain something murky and complicated is appealing. Add to that the fact that Russia really did run an operation to meddle in the US election, hacking the DNC, running real propaganda campaigns, and deploying trolls to mess with the discourse. The discourse at times seems like an attempt to keep the attention on Russia, more than anything else. Everyone seems to want to believe that Russian trolls are ruling the internet.

It's gotten so bad that even Bill Maher is castigating the press for its nonstop production of #FakeNews:


Here's the thing, though: Clickbait factory tactics make money, and the media is going out of business. They talk about how they're having the highest traffic in years, but that's almost entirely due to clickbait factory tactics and feeding people who've gone hysterical and neurotic from the election their daily dosage of Crazy Pills.

The media's just going to get worse and worse as far as clickbait, #FakeNews, and deranged conspiracy theories -- their cushy, fakey-fake jobs are on the line, and they have to give the rubes (the leftwing rubes that make up 99% of their audience today) what they want.

Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM




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1 I'll get the others...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2018 03:09 PM (ZQfW9)

2 Lengthy

Posted by: Surfperch at March 05, 2018 03:11 PM (D7HXY)

3 th

Posted by: Surfperch at March 05, 2018 03:11 PM (D7HXY)

4 Hey,you know who WAS president for life?Democrat Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 03:11 PM (LiyEm)

5 Honest question: does expressing agreement with Ace earn banhammer credits?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:12 PM (nBr1j)

6 Why is nobody here!?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 05, 2018 03:12 PM (D7HXY)

7 Same thing happened when Reagan said the we begin bombing in five minutes. Hysterics, although extremely muted compared to today's over the top, hair on fire theatrics. They still acted like he was totally serious.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2018 03:12 PM (4ErVI)

8 No mention of the Emperor of Pen and Phone. How does that work?

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 03:12 PM (2LelM)

9 4: Yep, and the nation had enough

Posted by: CN at March 05, 2018 03:12 PM (5gaNQ)

10 Tariff on the clickbait factory.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2018 03:13 PM (IqV8l)

11 I democratically vote to make Trump Dictator for Life!

As a strictly constitutionalist conservative, I say: Fuck the Constitution and its stupid rules!

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:13 PM (42M22)

12 4 Hey,you know who WAS president for life?Democrat Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 03:11 PM (LiyEm)

So was I.

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at March 05, 2018 03:13 PM (D7HXY)

13 Use this one weird trick to get the majority of the people to think you're not a media outlet but rather a syphilitic ho!

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 05, 2018 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

14 If the media, the DNC and the left generally have declared their intention to carry out a coup, what action would they grant the president to resist?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:14 PM (nBr1j)

15 Anyone here remember Tom Hanks wishing Obama could be president for life?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2018 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

16 They have spent the last two and a half decades handing over our industries bound hand and foot to a country that now really does have a dictator for life. If they wanted to prove they care they can go back in time and stop it, or admit that they're two and a half decades too late.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 05, 2018 03:14 PM (me4uA)

17 Freak Out, Freak Out, Freak OUT!

Posted by: Macho Man Randy Savage at March 05, 2018 03:14 PM (WDCYi)

18 Here's a list of Russian Bots - you won't believe #2,553,896!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 05, 2018 03:14 PM (tVWQB)

19 Hasn't one of the aristocracy's favorite columnists, Thomas Friedman, already glowingly looked toward China for their "economical" form of government -- not being hamstrung by silly notions like "the will of the people," they are free to mandate what is good for the country whenever they see fit. What a Utopia! Oh, Rapture!

Of course, this was under Obama's tenure, so I'm thinking ol' Thom will have changed his tune a bit.

Posted by: red speck at March 05, 2018 03:14 PM (6Krd7)

20 15: And Thomas Friedman wishing we could be more like CHina, Obama too for that matter

Posted by: CN at March 05, 2018 03:15 PM (5gaNQ)

21 But I thought the Left has been telling us for years we need to be more like China.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 03:15 PM (vg8iE)

22 Top 25 and I read the content.. And FWIW, I couldn't give two shits what BS Maher thinks...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 05, 2018 03:15 PM (7BjFu)

23 Trump said something silly!

Quick, let's find another whore to come out and claim he banged her.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2018 03:15 PM (9chmE)

24 5 Honest question: does expressing agreement with Ace earn banhammer credits?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:12 PM (nBr1j)

You must have something interesting stored up...

(And we should promote this Trump is Preparing to Go Pinochet thing. I figure anything that raises their collective blood pressure can't be all bad.)

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 05, 2018 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

25 4 Hey,you know who WAS president for life?Democrat Franklin Delano Roosevelt."

So was JFK, but he didn't intend for it to turn out that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (k1TUh)

26 Was he eating an empanada when he said it?

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

27 The left used to be the "funny" party. Conservatives were staid and sober old-fogeys with a permanent scowl. Lefties were hilarious comedians poking fun at the establishment.

But that was 50 years ago.

Now, the situation is completely reverse: The Left has completely forgotten what humor is even like. All the culture-skewering funniness comes from the right. The Left are now the sour-faced prudes with no sense of humor or comedic skills whatsoever.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (42M22)

28 In other news, MeAgain and the panel on her stupid show all agreed that the Oscars were relatively free of politics. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

29 I wonder what that jackass Thomas Friedman, who thinks China's rulers are just wonderful, has to say about this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (ujg0T)

30 Sorry we're too busy looking into whether or not CNN purchased an industrial washer to to spin news.

Posted by: Snopes at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (lKs2v)

31 Booo. Want credit for Fiendish Plan.

Posted by: Boris Badenbot at March 05, 2018 03:17 PM (bZ7mE)

32 11 I democratically vote to make Trump Dictator for Life!

As a strictly constitutionalist conservative, I say: Fuck the Constitution and its stupid rules!
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:13 PM (42M22)


The Constitution is a living document!

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:17 PM (q/+O3)

33 When will Anton Chagur show up and shoot fake news in the nuts with a cattle prod?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:17 PM (ymnmz)

34 These guys would have been jizzing all over their keyboards if Obama had said it.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2018 03:18 PM (lKs2v)

35 And Thomas Friedman wishing we could be more like CHina



Me too. Execute the left as enemies and send the bill to their families.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 03:18 PM (7a8uF)

36 Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2018 03:15 PM (9chmE)

O.K. I admit. That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 03:18 PM (8+Ozj)

37 If only the thought of President for Life Trump would send Shep Smith into a panty-wetting tizzy. I'd pay to watch him have a melt-down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

38 That's my president!

Posted by: m at March 05, 2018 03:18 PM (U6XUk)

39 Actually, even Buzzfeed is throwing warning flags on this constant hair-on-fire schtick. A recent article talks to the guy who made up the alleged Russian-bot-detecting-algorithm, and even that guy says that maybe we can stop freaking out and blaming everything on supposed Russian bots.
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Hooooo boy. When you've lost Buzzfeed . . . ,

Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 03:18 PM (oMtOd)

40 "[T]he messages from these automated accounts, or bots, were designed to widen the divide and make compromise even more difficult," wrote the New York Times in a story following the shooting
=============

Unlike our "reporting" which is generated by allegedly sentient human beings, but similar to
our goals which is also to drive a political wedge and makes compromise impossible.

Posted by: NYT ombudsman for Irony at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (56DRa)

41 Now, the situation is completely reverse: The Left has completely forgotten what humor is even like. All the culture-skewering funniness comes from the right. The Left are now the sour-faced prudes with no sense of humor or comedic skills whatsoever.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (42M22)


That's not funny!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (q/+O3)

42 There is no news media. There is only the propaganda from the fascist democrat party. Some flavors are hard left, leftist, and slightly to the left.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (3BFzK)

43 29 I wonder what that jackass Thomas Friedman, who thinks China's rulers are just wonderful, has to say about this.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2018 03:16 PM (ujg0T)

Still on his way to Nairobi so he can land, get a cab, and ask the cab driver who's taking him to his hotel.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

44 >>> And Thomas Friedman wishing we could be more like CHina, Obama too for that matter

Let's compromise: Give Obama to China.

Posted by: fluffy at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (cHbmY)

45 My God! It wasn't the Russians after all!

It was the Chinese!

Somebody alert Chief Inspector Mueller!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (hLRSq)

46 18 Here's a list of Russian Bots - you won't believe #2,553,896!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 05, 2018 03:14 PM (tVWQB)

#2,553,896! That's me!

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT #2553896 at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (D7HXY)

47 I think they are trying to "train" PDT not to talk like this. They know it works, and is part of his charm - his honest, unserious, ridiculing, manner - and they decided to hammer him whenever he says anything they can in order to try to stop it.

They are doing this in order to take away whatever assets he has with the public. They did it with the "shithole" comment, and they way they did it makes me think the Left has issued journolist instructions to do so.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (LWu6U)

48 Howdy, Horde!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (2sCft)

49 Trump comments about Xi were not at Gridiron, but a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser. Pol makes dumb comment at fundraiser? Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: Disembodied Head of Banana Splits Guy at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (AxJNM)

50 One thing though: Is Trump merely recognizing the reality that foreign 'Democracies' are not really democracies?

We spent the better part of twenty years cheering democratization, only for those efforts to turn into the same old dictatorships that the various countries are comfortable with- merely with the patina of democracy.

What we have/had here is special. That we assume the conditions here are universal is not horrible, but it may be naive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

51 I can't even.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (Z5y53)

52 Even James Joyner, a writer who I have respected greatly since I first began blogging, was moved to say, "He didn't seem to be joking."

James Joyner does appear to an idiot, however.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (Boy/L)

53 RE: not denouncing Putin and Xi, perhaps it's a strategy on Trumps side. Aka "you can get more with sugar than with vinegar."

Posted by: shibumi at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (LnuTG)

54 I have been busy all day. I do keep seeing references to the left being very upset with VP Pence.


Whats the deal with that? When has anyone ever cared about a VP enough to hate him.

Sure make fun of a paste eater who likes to do the creepy with little kids, but hating on Pence?


Don't get it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (ymnmz)

55 44 >>> And Thomas Friedman wishing we could be more like CHina, Obama too for that matter

Let's compromise: Give Obama to China.
Posted by: fluffy at March 05, 2018 03:19 PM (cHbmY)


Hell, let's throw in the entire NYT while we're at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:21 PM (q/+O3)

56 As the eldest of six children I developed an advanced ability to tweak and tease my younger siblings. For example, my sister who sat across from me at the dinner table could be sent into a frenzy of wailing and crying by me simply staring at her. No joke. I would stare and she couldn't stop herself from freaking out. My mother eventually told her to just ignore me, she admitted she was incapable of doing so.

Likewise Trump with the Press and the Left.

Posted by: steve walsh at March 05, 2018 03:21 PM (Y4Kqh)

57 Even James Joyner, a writer who I have respected greatly since I first began blogging, was moved to say, "He didn't seem to be joking."
========

Yeah, because we all know, if you're hoping to topple the government and appoint yourself as Dictator for Life, the first step should be to tell everyone what your plans are.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 03:21 PM (vg8iE)

58 Cuthbert the Witless

To somehow get Pelosi in charge? Rational thought and Dems are not in the same area code.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (hyuyC)

59 Can we haz a repost of the Tom Freidman cab ride?

Posted by: NYT ombudsman for Irony at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (56DRa)

60 56 As the eldest of six children I developed an advanced ability to tweak and tease my younger siblings. For example, my sister who sat across from me at the dinner table could be sent into a frenzy of wailing and crying by me simply staring at her. No joke. I would stare and she couldn't stop herself from freaking out. My mother eventually told her to just ignore me, she admitted she was incapable of doing so.
Where you dressed as a creepy clown at the time?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (nBr1j)

61 Gridiron Jokes:

Trump: "So I come to D.C. and I couldn't believe the banality of the Dem's talking points, the destructive policy preferences, and most of all the general stupidity...but hey, enough about Jim Acosta"

Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (G0vdT)

62 Don't get it.

He's overtly Christian. QED.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (Boy/L)

63 Don't get it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (ymnmz)


He's a Christian. And not one those politician types. No, it appears he's one of those actually live your life by the tenets of the faith Christians. And they're icky and weird and to be derided.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (9CkBG)

64 23 Trump said something silly!
Quick, let's find another whore to come out and claim he banged her. "

I just saw that there's one in jail in Bangkok who says she has 16 hours of tapes on Russian election interference, that she got from some Russian Oligarch. And all we gotta do to get them is spring her outta jail and give her asylum in America.

I gotta give her credit for thinking big - that's about the extravagant get-out-of-jail plan I've ever heard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (k1TUh)

65 56 As the eldest of six children I developed an advanced ability to tweak and tease my younger siblings. For example, my sister who sat across from me at the dinner table could be sent into a frenzy of wailing and crying by me simply staring at her. No joke. I would stare and she couldn't stop herself from freaking out. My mother eventually told her to just ignore me, she admitted she was incapable of doing so.

Likewise Trump with the Press and the Left.
Posted by: steve walsh at March 05, 2018 03:21 PM (Y4Kqh)

TRUMP'S TOUCHING US! TRUMP'S TOUCHING US!

Posted by: The Media on a car trip with the Donald at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

66 "This" in a headline = clickbait

If the God-King (our last President) were to literally assume Xi Zedong like dictatorial powers, the U.S. media would gush incessantly over how wonderful it is.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (BpgRx)

67 Hahahaha, no!

Posted by: steve walsh at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (Y4Kqh)

68 have been busy all day. I do keep seeing references to the left being very upset with VP Pence.


Whats the deal with that? When has anyone ever cared about a VP enough to hate him.

Sure make fun of a paste eater who likes to do the creepy with little kids, but hating on Pence?


Don't get it.
==========

Heterosexual, white, UNABASHEDLY CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN male.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

69 FDR was President for life, so there is precedent.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (59I55)

70 The left needs to be going and fucking themselves.

Posted by: George C at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

71 "I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do
actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human
rights and democracy overseas. It'll never be a focus of his, but I'd
like it to at least be a mention of his."

I dunno. Jimmy Carter had his "Human Rights Campaign" that gave us the Iranian Islamic Republic and the Sandinistas in Nicaragua, and look at what came of Obama and Hillary's "Arab Spring".

I also recall Woody Allen saying during Obama's first year or so something like 'wouldn't it be good if Obama could became a dictator for a while and do all the good things he wants to do?"

And didn't some U.N. type bigwig named Christine Figaroa (or something lkek that) say that the Chinese kind of gov't would be best to save the planet from climate change?

but, wait, I forgot, this time it's different because Trump is almost Hitler.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (KxbBq)

72 "I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human rights and democracy overseas."


Can we stop pretending that all societies and countries on the fact of the earth are good candidates for democracy and the level of human rights that the U.S. seems to demand?

Some places, due to their history and political makeup right now are more totalitarian in nature. That's what the people understand and what makes the trains run on time.

Other places are certified shitholes and have been forced in to incredibly stupid farces of democracy to the detriment of the people. Just to make some elites feel good about themselves, hundreds of thousands have died of starvation and disease because the simple form of leadership that could work wasn't allowed.

The U.S. barely is at a stage that can support a representative republic and democratic elections. If confidence in our institutions dissolves much farther, people will not believe their choices at the ballot box are being respected, then the shit will hit the fan.

Trump is right to accept the governments others have just the way they are now. It's time to get our own house in order and stop trying to change the rest of the world.

Posted by: Jwest at March 05, 2018 03:24 PM (/roJx)

73 Remember that time the usual suspects wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment? So that TFG could run again?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2018 03:24 PM (B+qrE)

74 I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do
actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human
rights and democracy overseas. It'll never be a focus of his, but I'd
like it to at least be a mention of his.
---
I don't much want a president who is more interested in the 'human rights' of foreigners than they themselves are. As that sort of thinking gets us Iraq.

A president who spends his time on our God-given rights, however, would be a welcome change, as protecting them is the sole reason to tolerate our government.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 03:25 PM (XQvuQ)

75 According to news reports, the top 3 militaries in the world are the USA, Russia, China.

At this point, Russia and China are ruled by authoritarian, communist dictators. So, no checks and balances, and anyone who gets out of line gets murdered. Even if they are living in the UK, as per the latest Russian murdered there.

I think DJT was putting the facts on the table: these 2 countries are run by dictators, almost the divine rule of kings, and they are unstoppable within their own countries.

But the dummies in the USA are constantly thinking "Squirrel!" and can't or won't confront the obvious fact, that we are a minority of 1 when it comes to international power.

Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2018 03:25 PM (EBwPV)

76


Don't get it.

==========



Heterosexual, white, UNABASHEDLY CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN male.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

Oh now I get it.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:25 PM (ymnmz)

77 The media is indeed feeding the leftist base "crazy pills", but not pills for treatment, pills to keep them crazy ... and they have to keep upping the dosage or the little rage machines run down.

But after a two year bender ... at some point they have to crash ... don't they?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2018 03:25 PM (bT8Z4)

78 52 Even James Joyner, a writer who I have respected greatly since I first began blogging, was moved to say, "He didn't seem to be joking."

James Joyner does appear to an idiot, however.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (Boy/L)


Has this genius figured out that if you're actually planning on doing this, you don't announce the intention beforehand?

Lenin/ Stalin/ Hitler/ Mao/ Pol Pot, etc.: "I'm a candidate for leader. First thing I'm going to do is throw anyone and everyone whom I even suspect of opposing me into a concentration camp. Then I'm going to throw everyone who doesn't support me enthusiastically enough into a camp. Then I'm going to have a shitload of people executed, just to show them that I mean business. Then I'll start a disastrous war or two, maybe throw in a famine or other genocide, I dunno.So ... who's with me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:25 PM (q/+O3)

79 Mike Pence drank their milkshake.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at March 05, 2018 03:26 PM (59I55)

80 Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 05, 2018 03:22 PM (9CkBG)

Good thing too-because he then knows he'll be abused for his faith-and his faith is also a strength and comfort to him. I hope he senses too, that many Americans of praying for wisdom and protection for her and Donald Trump and their families everyday. I wanted to write an e-mail to express that to Pence-and to send a devotional book to him, but I couldn't find an address-either e-mail or where a book could be sent-but I expect the book would never reach him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 03:26 PM (8+Ozj)

81 So was I.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at March 05, 2018 03:26 PM (NYMg5)

82 The Media on a car trip with the Donald

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Trump didn't stay on his side of the imaginary line!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

83 Trump Just Announced His Plans to Become a Dictator

ChemJeff?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 03:27 PM (5y11N)

84 Didn't Obama once (or twice?) muse publicly about , " Uhm, you know, I'm , uhm, not a , uhm dictator. I can't uhm, just do whatever I want."
I don't remember there being a freakout.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 03:27 PM (7uYFy)

85 Trump wants to be a dictator!

But by all means, yes let's go ahead and give the government all our guns!

Posted by: Liberal "Logic" at March 05, 2018 03:27 PM (hvf9s)

86 Remember that time the usual suspects wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment? So that TFG could run again?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2018 03:24 PM (B+qrE)


For the Left, history begins anew everyday.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

87 if Trump wants to be a dictator, I hope he picks Don Jras his heir.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at March 05, 2018 03:28 PM (59I55)

88 Reporters are masters at scrutinizing the smallest ambiguity of logic or shade of nuance- even if they have to invent a brand new theory that would have been insane even five years ago, like claiming men can get pregnant. Or at least copying the work of smarter people to advance such arguments.

Conversely, they routinely ignore the crudest logical errors and obvious broad moods to impute meaning where the opposite is the only possible, never mind rational, interpretation.

Our media runs on doublethink. Which is fine if you live in Oceania, but not so much in the real world. More, the First Amendment is completely incompatible with such mendacity- even if you ignore the control and regulation their fellow travelers in Big Business place on alternate news sources.

Posted by: trev006 at March 05, 2018 03:28 PM (jRA31)

89 77 The media is indeed feeding the leftist base "crazy pills", but not pills for treatment, pills to keep them crazy ... and they have to keep upping the dosage or the little rage machines run down.

But after a two year bender ... at some point they have to crash ... don't they?
Posted by: illiniwek


Nope -- you can just keep upping the dosage forever, and there is no crash. The human capacity for violent craziness has no upper limit.

Posted by: Khmer Rouge Medical Association at March 05, 2018 03:28 PM (42M22)

90 Trump is dipping ponytails in the ink-well. Filled from barrels and barrels of ink.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 05, 2018 03:28 PM (qBA+q)

91 The media is indeed feeding the leftist base "crazy pills", but not pills for treatment, pills to keep them crazy ... and they have to keep upping the dosage or the little rage machines run down.

But after a two year bender ... at some point they have to crash ... don't they?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2018 03:25 PM (bT8Z4)

You would think, right? This is why they are keeping the Collusion hoax alive. They have to give the crazy leftists a reason to get up in the morning--and turn on MSNBC/CNN to hear that Trump is getting impeached...tonight.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (7uYFy)

92 Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 03:27 PM (7uYFy)


Yeah, I remember the same thing. He definitely joked about how he could get more done if it weren't for those pesky republicans blocking his unconstitutional bill shit and I didn't hear anyone clutching their pearls at how he was about to murder political opponents.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (mk7Bj)

93 Obama: "I have a pen and a phone."

Translation: "I am a de facto dictator."

Media: Silence.

Posted by: Khmer Rouge Medical Association at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (42M22)

94 I guessthey hate Pence because he is a handsome, nice, yet upright Christian man. Can't make fun of him so they hate him openly.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (59I55)

95 I hesitate to comment until Bill Kristol weighs in.

Posted by: Judith Miller at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

96 Great post ace, thanks. This is why we mainline this site.

Posted by: Max Power at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (q177U)

97 Bammy was a dicktaker

Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (VWsDy)

98
"I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human rights and democracy overseas."

Like the U.N. pretends?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (lKyWE)

99 if Trump wants to be a dictator, I hope he picks Don Jras his heir.
=========
you wanted Don Jr.

you'd settle for Evita jr.

you'll get a deep state lackey.

Posted by: reality bites at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (RqkuD)

100 I d o not care to click on anything even remotely related to Bill Maher.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (hZ+us)

101 But after a two year bender ... at some point they have to crash ... don't they?
Posted by: illiniwek

Nope -- you can just keep upping the dosage forever, and there is no crash. The human capacity for violent craziness has no upper limit.
Posted by: Khmer Rouge Medical Association


Until the sane ones have their fill and just end the crazies.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (uyUBX)

102 I do not particularly care what Trump says about the Chinese Premier. Its not like China became MORE autocratic with the announcement that he would never leave office. If and when they start running people over with tanks again, I would hope that Trump would condemn them as he has done Venezuela. Until then, it is up to the Chinese people to do something about their government if it displeases them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (geAkB)

103 So the daca BS continues on?

Didn't a federal court mandate that it ends because of the pesky Constitution?

I haz the sadz.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (3BFzK)

104 The media geeks need to be mocked mercilessly 24/7 and made to be constantly on the defensive.

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (oiNtH)

105 i always find it amusing media/left/ obama never considered Russia of any worry, until now.

in fact just a primary before Trump, they sneered at anyone who would mention Russia.

much like Obama's terminology for Isis , JV team.

which is why i know besides Obama's "wait until after the election" comment Re: Medved"

that it's all musical chairs with US being left holding the bag.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (/ikqi)

106 The only ones falling for these clickbait factories are the Russian bots.

Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2018 03:32 PM (7n4KQ)

107 Yeah, I remember the same thing. He definitely joked about how he could get more done if it weren't for those pesky republicans blocking his unconstitutional bill shit and I didn't hear anyone clutching their pearls at how he was about to murder political opponents.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (mk7Bj)

Yes, because today's pearl-clutchers would have had no problem with Obama becoming a Caesar....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 03:32 PM (7uYFy)

108 Trump either accidentally or intentionally has made the media freak out so many times people tuned them out a long time ago and they just don't has the same relevance.

You can tell it drives the media crazy because they all coordinate on taking a "head shot" that goes from zero to Ape Shit and it has almost no effect anymore. And so they keep upping the ante to where they have no idea how ridiculous they look anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at March 05, 2018 03:32 PM (lKmt3)

109 I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human rights and democracy overseas. It'll never be a focus of his, but I'd like it to at least be a mention of his.

----------------------------------------------------

Team NeverTrump says we cannot have tariffs against Chinese made goods? So do a lot of other conservatives because, they say, it will hurt the American economy, lead to price increases, etc.

What they are saying is it is ok to speak out against the evils of Xi, while doing lots of cool business deals in China. Ones that make the CCP rich.

People need to make their mind up, for it cannot be both ways. If people are not willing to put their money where their words are then it is a waste of time to speak out against it.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 05, 2018 03:32 PM (MuTTO)

110 I'm told it's impossible to prove a negative, but I can prove this for them.

They can't believe Trump wants to be a dictator AND simultaneously ban AR-15s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 03:33 PM (ks6bw)

111 Yes, because today's pearl-clutchers would have had no problem with Obama becoming a Caesar....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 03:32 PM (7uYFy)

"When in Rome, do a Roman."

Or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 03:33 PM (AURKQ)

112
Can Dictator Trump fire Jeff Sessions?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 05, 2018 03:33 PM (lKyWE)

113 Another point: if Americans cared about democracy in Russia, maybe they should have spent any effort at all looking after Russian living standards. It's no coincidence that the Yelstin era had the worst Russian living standards in decades- even as societies like Poland and Ukraine thrived away from Russian influence. If Americans are sickened by twee juiceboxers manipulating their elections and society, how much more do Russians feel similarly?

In the face of the American establishment devolving into batshit Russophobic insanity, Putin deserves credit for refusing to let that poison into his country, regardless of hoe much he personally benefits.

Posted by: trev006 at March 05, 2018 03:33 PM (jRA31)

114 And they definitely want them some AR-15 bans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 03:33 PM (ks6bw)

115 94 I guessthey hate Pence because he is a handsome, nice, yet upright Christian man. Can't make fun of him so they hate him openly.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at March 05, 2018 03:30 PM (59I55)

He's the guy they hoped to go home with yet they end up with Andrew Sullivan. From the heir to the bear

Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2018 03:33 PM (VWsDy)

116 108 Trump either accidentally or intentionally has made the media freak out so many times people tuned them out a long time ago and they just don't has the same relevance.

You can tell it drives the media crazy because they all coordinate on taking a "head shot" that goes from zero to Ape Shit and it has almost no effect anymore. And so they keep upping the ante to where they have no idea how ridiculous they look anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at March 05, 2018 03:32 PM (lKmt3)

Imagine the attention a reasonable and intelligent response to True would generate.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

117 They think he wants to be dictator,.....

and they want the public to give up their guns.


a/ they are not serious
b/ they are morons
c/ it is all clickbait
d/ it is all scripted crap from some lefty thinktank to confuse and obfuscate
e/ all of the above

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (LWu6U)

118 guessthey hate Pence because he is a handsome, nice, yet upright Christian man
===========
If you were blackmailed into abject slavery would you respect or despise someone who through simply having strong character and made good choices stayed free and unblackmailable?

This is the line of division

Posted by: terminus est at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (THDe4)

119 Would I be able to start string up bodies from the overpass?

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (HgMAr)

120 Historic low ratings indicate we are doing something right!!

Posted by: This is CNN at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (3BFzK)

121 I recall Obama making dictatorial jokes. And crickets. Probably as it should be.

I did think it was weird Obama appointed so many czars and no one in the mfm said anything.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (hZ+us)

122 Trump not True.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

123 Team NeverTrump has become ridiculous, they state neverending morality , Yet they would have allowed Hillary to wipe us/half of America all out for morality sake.

sure.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (/ikqi)

124 DDT kills pests.

Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (7n4KQ)

125 Just passed by the road to the location of the speech of Robert Spencer. Many antifa and pussy hat types. Heavy police presence and news vans. Out of the way location and student spring break.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (Gg48H)

126 Can Dictator Trump fire Jeff Sessions?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 05, 2018 03:33 PM (lKyWE)


Can he get Sir Prancealot's transcripts? I'd really, really love to know if Barry used an Indonesian passport to travel to Pokeeeeston or use it to get into Occidental, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

127 'i'm so true to my myself' almost sounds sjw.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (/ikqi)

128 OT-I don't know if this is accurate but it says in Indiana Pence attends a Community Church, I like their mission statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ya7dzgf8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (8+Ozj)

129 If Trump can make the choo choos run on time, I may reconsider.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (vtcmf)

130 118
guessthey hate Pence because he is a handsome, nice, yet upright Christian man

===========

If you were blackmailed into abject slavery would you respect or
despise someone who through simply having strong character and made good
choices stayed free and unblackmailable?



This is the line of division





Posted by: terminus est at March 05, 2018 03:34 PM (THDe4)


I think that explains the level of venom best.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)

131 Pretty sure Trump owns a few helicopters of his own.


Just sayin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 03:36 PM (AURKQ)

132 Heterosexual, white, UNABASHEDLY CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN male.

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Meanwhile, Donk Rep. Danny Davis says his BFF Louis Farrakhan's rabid anti-Jewish views are no big deal. Some people like chocolate, some vanilla.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)

133 124 DDT kills pests.
Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (7n4KQ)

Not if it's prepared properly

Posted by: Mr. Blowfish at March 05, 2018 03:36 PM (VWsDy)

134 The Democrats Will Remove Trump from Office Using this One Weird Trick.


(read more)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

135 Maybe bring back the guillotine.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at March 05, 2018 03:36 PM (HgMAr)

136

FIRST!!!!

every time recently....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 05, 2018 03:37 PM (mPeei)

137 132 Heterosexual, white, UNABASHEDLY CHRISTIAN, REPUBLICAN male.
What are you wearing ??

Posted by: Mrs. REDACTED at March 05, 2018 03:37 PM (VWsDy)

138 This is Not a Photoshop. Look Closer At How Trump Will be Removed From the White House.


(read more)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

139 That should be Richard Spencer

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 05, 2018 03:37 PM (Gg48H)

140 but I do actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human rights and democracy overseas.

He probably does but he also flatters assholes as a negotiating tactic.

Posted by: DaveA at March 05, 2018 03:37 PM (FhXTo)

141 What they are saying is it is ok to speak out against the evils of Xi, while doing lots of cool business deals in China. Ones that make the CCP rich.

People need to make their mind up, for it cannot be both ways. If people are not willing to put their money where their words are then it is a waste of time to speak out against it.

Posted by: William Eaton

___________

I never understood why conservatives had "permission" to support entire trade embargoes with countries like Cuba and the USSR for generations over things like human rights, but even the concept of like raising a nickel on something like Chinese iPhones is considered completely crazy.

I also hate moving the goalposts constantly where any sort of trade renegotiation over terms is compared to the idea we are going to no longer have foreign trade at all.



Posted by: Maritime at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (lKmt3)

142 The Democrats Will Remove Trump from Office Using this One Weird Trick.


(read more)

o sure, made me laugh, but with tears in my eyes. bastid.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (/ikqi)

143 >>>Don't get it.

He's overtly Christian. QED.

That explains the disdain. But the insane rage towards Pence is because he signed the Indiana RFRA, which - horror of horrors - allowed religious exemptions from the allgayallthetime laws.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (d8zA1)

144 Pretty sure Trump owns a few helicopters of his own.





Just sayin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 03:36 PM (AURKQ)

At least the one he was taking kids on rides in at that state fair at the beginning of the campaign/

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (XQvuQ)

145 Is early night in Moscow. Da.

Posted by: Mk. 4 Mod. 3 Russian Bot at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (ctuyM)

146 Maybe Dictator Trump can make a trade with Putin: Mueller for a Starting front Hockey Line?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (5y11N)

147 Trump cares about americans rights, what's so evil about that?

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (/ikqi)

148 Dow up 400

Dicks down 0.5%

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 03:39 PM (caNS9)

149 1. CNN's ratings tank.
2. Oscar show ratings tank.
3. Trump impeached!!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 05, 2018 03:39 PM (3BFzK)

150 I also hate moving the goalposts constantly where any sort of trade
renegotiation over terms is compared to the idea we are going to no
longer have foreign trade at all.
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Someone might look into just how much money 'conservatives' have invested in China and whether that colors their position,

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (XQvuQ)

151 Trump calls Xi "the most powerful president in a hundred years," approvingly, and does not express any kind of alarm at China giving up on any pretense of democratization.

++++

Bullshit. You just get done noting the tone-deafness of CNN and others and then hear what you want to hear about your own bugaboo. The audio is only a bit over a minute long, with the first half taken up with some CNN dicksuck telling us what to hear. The last half is Trump, but it isn't even 30 seconds straight of Trump. Instead it is at least a couple of bits of Trump stitched together. I doubt they edited to give us a fair read on is remarks. Instead, hey chop it up in a way to advance their narrative.

Failure to condemn does not equate to approval.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (pvjTE)

152 That explains the disdain. But the insane rage
towards Pence is because he signed the Indiana RFRA, which - horror of
horrors - allowed religious exemptions from the allgayallthetime laws.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (d8zA1)
The Indiana RFRA was gutted with Pence's agreement. It doesn't actually at this point protect religious freedom.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (geAkB)

153 148 Dow up 400

Dicks down 0.5%

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 03:39 PM (caNS9)

Bob Dole has the solution.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (Xgp3y)

154 Trump is both an idiot who cant tie his shoes as well as a Machiavellian evil genius who got Putin to use 13 trolls and steal the election.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (caNS9)

155 OT, but I think it's cool. The aircraft carrier Lexington, sunk during the Battle of the Coral Sea, has been found.

https://youtu.be/-K-V_ah6IIs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

156 Someone might look into just how much money 'conservatives' have invested in China and whether that colors their position,
Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (XQvuQ)

If only there were some sort of profession in which people sought out information and then shared it with the rest of the public. Maybe in television form, or even something so backwards as, oh, i don't know, low-quality paper imprinted with ink...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 03:41 PM (AURKQ)

157 Winning!!! Thats what it looks like. To hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 05, 2018 03:41 PM (0OmEj)

158 Dow up 400


Turn those machines back on!!!

Posted by: Bill Spynn at March 05, 2018 03:41 PM (vtcmf)

159 What Karen Pence doesn't want you to know...

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:41 PM (nBr1j)

160 Russian bots on twitter are most likely to affect journolists because most people don't use twitter while all journolists do.

Posted by: wodun at March 05, 2018 03:42 PM (lFga6)

161 Trump is both an idiot who cant tie his shoes as well as a Machiavellian evil genius who got Putin to use 13 trolls and steal the election.

---
It worked when they tried it on Bush.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 05, 2018 03:42 PM (mk7Bj)

162 At least the one he was taking kids on rides in at that state fair at the beginning of the campaign/


Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 03:38 PM (XQvuQ)


And how many of those little kids went home thinking: "I want to be just like the guy with the helicopter!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

163 >>> 24 DDT kills pests.
Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2018 03:35 PM (7n4KQ)

So do we!!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 05, 2018 03:43 PM (hvf9s)

164 I'm still a little bummed that I didn't even get a mention last night with the #metoo.

Posted by: The Ficus at March 05, 2018 03:43 PM (3BFzK)

165 They'll be chasing phantoms until it's too late...

Posted by: SKYNET at March 05, 2018 03:43 PM (oGRue)

166 TRUMP WILL DEFINITELY THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS NOW AND I'M NOT A FUCKING LUNATIC RETARD LIKE EVERYONE SAYS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at March 05, 2018 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

168 That explains the disdain. But the insane rage
towards Pence is because he signed the Indiana RFRA, which - horror of
horrors - allowed religious exemptions from the allgayallthetime laws.

Posted by: wooga

_______

They hate Pence because he's a Christian.

They'll say its because he's the "wrong" kind of Christian that actually believes what the Bible says. But it's a broader attack on Christianity and if I were Pence, I'd punch back that its a form of religious bigotry and call these people out.

Pence's public position on gay issues in the past was basically the same as Obama's in 2008 and probably 80% of America at that time.

Posted by: Maritime at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (lKmt3)

169 OT, but I think it's cool. The aircraft carrier Lexington, sunk during the Battle of the Coral Sea, has been found.

https://youtu.be/-K-V_ah6IIs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:41

That's great. Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (5y11N)

170 Pence's favorite song? White Wedding.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)

171 The Indiana RFRA was gutted with Pence's agreement. It doesn't actually at this point protect religious freedom.

You expect the drama queens to listen to this logic? Pence was insufficiently celebratory of the gay sex... so he is literally Hitler. This is why the gay US Olympic skater was in a tizzy about Pence.

Posted by: wooga at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (d8zA1)

172 Hoo-boy: This just happened:

For the last three months, a magazine editor has been unbelievably irresponsible and rude to me. She assigned me to write a story for the magazine, I did so and turned it in on time, she thanked me and said it "looked great" -- and then silence.

Every couple weeks I'd email her and say, very causally and politely, "So, what's the status on that article?" and every time she'd write back, "I was JUST about to finish editing it and putting it online! I'll finish it today for sure!" And then -- nothing. More silence. Two weeks later, I'd inquire again, and she'd reply, "What a coincidence! I was JUST NOW finishing up with your story, and it should be online by the end of today! Great job!" And then -- more nothing. Not published. Silence.

So, FINALLY, today, after three months, she published the story. And sent me an email. And what was her excuse?

SHE BLAMED IT ON TRUMP!

Her is her email, verbatim:

"Sorry this took so long. There's so much breaking news with the Trump administration--SNAP Benefits, DACA, Russia -- that I have to spend all my working hours dealing with breaking news."

Now, it should be noted that this magazine has NOTHING to do with politics. Zero. Zilch. It's an industry hobbyist magazine about a specific hobby that is completely unrelated to anything political. (I can't name the exact magazine, obviously, but it's something along the lines of tropical fish aquariums or Contract Bridge tournaments.) I scanned the magazine's Web site and found NO political articles mentioning Trump or any of the issues she cited.

So, it has come to this: Trump is now simply the convenient boogieman on whom liberals can blame for all their failings. "I fucked up, but it's not my fault -- TRUMP MADE ME DO IT!"

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (42M22)

173 164 I'm still a little bummed that I didn't even get a mention last night with the #metoo.
Posted by: The Ficus at March 05, 2018 03:43 PM (3BFzK)

There is no "me" in "Ficus".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (AURKQ)

174 Pretty sure Trump owns a few helicopters of his own.
...........

Hello? Mr. Mueller? Say, how would you like to take a sightseeing trip over the Hudson this afternoon? And bring along a friend, I bet Jimmy would like to come.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

175 Anybody need some walnuts cracked. This whole dictator Trump thingy has my starfish ready to go.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 05, 2018 03:45 PM (3BFzK)

176 165 They'll be chasing phantoms until it's too late...

Posted by: SKYNET at March 05, 2018 03:43 PM (oGRue)

I for one welcome our Chinese overlords! (Did we just say that out loud?)

Posted by: The Media at March 05, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

177 Bob Dole has the solution.
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (Xgp3y)

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#4hours

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 05, 2018 03:45 PM (oGRue)

178 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

That was awesome! They found Lady Lex! And that aircraft, I couldn't tell - Dauntless or Devastator (I'm leaning to the latter.)

What a way to spend your billions.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

179 Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (42M22)

She isn't an editor with another sort of publication in addition to the hobby magazine?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 03:47 PM (8+Ozj)

180 The human capacity for violent craziness has no upper limit.
Posted by: Khmer Rouge Medical Association at March 05, 2018 03:28 PM


Which is why we rushing our latest product to market, a hollow potato.

Avoid sticking your member in crazy! Use the new DickTater!

Posted by: Ronco at March 05, 2018 03:47 PM (ctuyM)

181 Rent free in their heads. 24/7/365.

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at March 05, 2018 03:47 PM (O5Q3r)

182 Bullshit. You just get done noting the tone-deafness of CNN and others and then hear what you want to hear about your own bugaboo. The audio is only a bit over a minute long, with the first half taken up with some CNN dicksuck telling us what to hear. The last half is Trump, but it isn't even 30 seconds straight of Trump. Instead it is at least a couple of bits of Trump stitched together. I doubt they edited to give us a fair read on is remarks. Instead, hey chop it up in a way to advance their narrative.

Failure to condemn does not equate to approval.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2018 03:40 PM (pvjTE)


And you've got to wonder, too, if CNN Zimmermaned the audio by creatively editing it "for length." Not saying they did, but it's something I'd check for pretty carefully.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:48 PM (q/+O3)

183
In a death match Where you put your $$



Anton Chagur vs Agent Smith?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:48 PM (ymnmz)

184 Rent free in their heads. 24/7/365.
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at March 05, 2018 03:47 PM (O5Q3r)

Location Location Location

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 03:48 PM (5y11N)

185 My agent said I was up for best actress's cooch in supporting role of a ficus.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Cooch at March 05, 2018 03:48 PM (3BFzK)

186 And that aircraft, I couldn't tell - Dauntless or Devastator (I'm leaning to the latter.)

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I was astounded that it looked to be in as good of shape as it appears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)

187 >>> So, it has come to this: Trump is now simply the convenient boogieman on whom liberals can blame for all their failings. "I fucked up, but it's not my fault -- TRUMP MADE ME DO IT!"
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (42M22)

It's lib code. If you don't write back right away and tell her you understand completely, all is excused, you are obviously a Russian spybot!!

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (hvf9s)

188 181
Rent free in their heads. 24/7/365.


Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at March 05, 2018 03:47 PM (O5Q3r)


The only walls at Trump Camp are in your head!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (ymnmz)

189 The Washington Monthly led off with, "When someone tells you who they are, believe them."
.............

Like Barry's bio in Dreams From My Father?

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

190 Sickening thing is that they would have applauded as Hillary assumed actual dictatorship powers

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (0Nl6T)

191 Make gotchas with Pence quotes attributed to Barry and Oprah, and vice versa.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (ks6bw)

192 Wasn't the Constitution declared out of date by Woody Wilson? So its totes okay that Trump Dictator is a doable thing.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (2LelM)

193 Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (42M22)

Careful, zombie. You don't want to out yourself. You're a national treasure!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (q/+O3)

194 Use the new DickTater!

Also works great with the Pocket Fisherman!

Posted by: Ronco 2 at March 05, 2018 03:50 PM (vtcmf)

195 Fascinating video of the Lexington.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2018 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

196 190 Sickening thing is that they would have applauded as Hillary assumed actual dictatorship powers
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (0Nl6T)

I think the woke term would be "chicktatorship"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

197 191 Make gotchas with Pence quotes attributed to Barry and Oprah, and vice versa.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (ks6bw)


I did that to a liberal online, attributing patriotic JFK quotes to Rush Limbaugh.

Hilarity ensued. "Just what I'd expect from a right-wing nutjob" was one of the responses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:51 PM (q/+O3)

198 I am a dicktaster.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 05, 2018 03:51 PM (3BFzK)

199 Clickbait works.

That's the brutal truth.

Clickbait works.

If, and this is a huge if, the stories about Newsweek are true, and there are people saying this on record, then Newsweek had a quota for hits on articles that was something like 500,000 to 1,000,000 a month. If I had to hit that? A picture of The Rack would feature prominently in every single place I could put it to drive clicks there. Absolutely I would do that.

The problem isn't that the fisherman is using bait, it's that the fish strike it.

The Right does it too. See WZ. See Gateway Pundit.

Hell, see Drudge.


I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human rights and democracy overseas. It'll never be a focus of his, but I'd like it to at least be a mention of his.


A billionty times this. This is fair criticism. You can even click bait an article on hey Trump made fun of being a dictator like those guys but, get this, China is moving back to openly being a dictatorship and that's bad.

Grr.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 05, 2018 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

200 The Washington Monthly led off with, "When someone tells you who they are, believe them."
.............

Like Barry's bio in Dreams From My Father?
Posted by: wth


"My muzzie religion".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 03:51 PM (uyUBX)

201 So this being said at the Gridiron Dinner wasn't a big enough clue for the MSM? They are moving to full tard status.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2018 03:52 PM (tm6wE)

202 And that aircraft, I couldn't tell - Dauntless or Devastator (I'm leaning to the latter.)

The cockpit framing says Devastator. It is in really good shape. Any idea how deep?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 03:52 PM (O5Q3r)

203 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)

204 It is in really good shape. Any idea how deep?
Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 03:52 PM (O5Q3r)

I thought I saw 3000 Meters?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 03:53 PM (5y11N)

205 For some reason Trump went to the Gridiron Dinner. In his usual jokey-joke style, he mentioned China's president doing away with term limits and joked that maybe we'll try that here in the US.

++++

Hotair got this wrong. He did go to the Gridiron, but the CNN clip was from, according to CNN, "inside the ballroom at his Mar-a-Lago estate during a lunch and fundraiser".

The Conservative Treehouse has a transcript of the Gridiron here.

http://tinyurl.com/yd7q6vem

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2018 03:53 PM (pvjTE)

206 Dow is back to where it was on Jan 1.

But omg it is like 1929 out there per msm.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 03:53 PM (caNS9)

207 I wonder how the media would respond if Trump ever did that tennis match thing with teleprompters that Obama always did.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (nBr1j)

208 7 reasons why soaring stock prices are a bad thing for middle America.

Posted by: VOX Splainer at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (3BFzK)

209


"So, it has come to this: Trump is now simply the convenient boogieman on whom liberals can blame for all their failings. "I fucked up, but it's not my fault -- TRUMP MADE ME DO IT!""

Well, you see, they actually love Trump, they always need a fresh infusion of insane drama to fill their hearts and give them vibrancy.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (AASEZ)

210 >>> I did that to a liberal online, attributing patriotic JFK quotes to Rush Limbaugh. Hilarity ensued. "Just what I'd expect from a right-wing nutjob" was one of the responses. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:51 PM (q/+O3)

Would JFK if living today stand for all the things he pushed back in the 60s? Lower taxes, ask not what your country can do for you, etc? Did he actually believe them, or would he have slid into the lefty SJW slime along with everyone else?

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (hvf9s)

211 161 It worked when they tried it on Bush.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 05, 2018 03:42 PM (mk7Bj)

With Bush, they had the fallback of Dick Cheney lurking in the shadows.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (WDCYi)

212 I love that the comments on Buzzfeed accuse *them* of being Russian bots for pooh-poohing the Russian bot scare. That's exactly how irrational the libs are.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (3J/LN)

213 On the plus side this would mean Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (5hXBM)

214 Who's going to go back to Barry's gridiron speeches to find things he said that would be horrible if taken literally?

should be worth some time off in purgatory....

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (oGRue)

215 So here's a question: do we have any examples of actual dictators joking about becoming dictators while in their rise?

Seems like a stupid thing to draw attention to if that we're actually your plan.

But what do I know.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 05, 2018 03:55 PM (mk7Bj)

216 10 reasons why having GDP grow above 3% is terrible for middle America.

Posted by: VOX Splainer at March 05, 2018 03:55 PM (3BFzK)

217 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

I am all for reparations to any former slaves.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 03:55 PM (O5Q3r)

218 Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. Trump burns them all away. But he's not punishing you, he said. He's freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see Trump tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really Trump, freeing you from the earth. It's just a matter of how you look at it, that's all.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 05, 2018 03:55 PM (y87Qq)

219 The Washington Monthly led off with, "When someone tells you who they are, believe them."

-

That reminds me that time the nobody plumber dude became a household name because of how Barry decided to answer a question.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 03:55 PM (ks6bw)

220 My clickbait would start every link with 'Kate Upton upset these Nude pics were released. Read how this unrelated story matters. '

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (tm6wE)

221 Speaking of teleprompters, didn't Barky once read his instructions out loud instead of doing the instruction (something like "look serious and thoughtful")

Or was that She Who Will Never Be President?

Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (EBwPV)

222 So this being said at the Gridiron Dinner wasn't a big enough clue for the MSM? They are moving to full tard status.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Moving?

They've been there since nixon resigned.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (KXVP7)

223 China is moving back to openly being a dictatorship and that's bad.



Grr.





Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 05, 2018 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

It is bad they are a dictatorship... I don't think it is bad at all that they have now decided to be honest about it. I actually think that is preferable to the dishonesty of pretending to have open elections. Banning the letter N was exceedingly wacky though.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (geAkB)

224 The Indiana RFRA was gutted with Pence's agreement. It doesn't actually at this point protect religious freedom.

The Pence must go signs were amusing. For which signing it or caving to the pansy lobby? VP is a good place for him.

Posted by: DaveA at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (FhXTo)

225 179 Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:44 PM (42M22)

She isn't an editor with another sort of publication in addition to the hobby magazine?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Nope. This is her only position.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (42M22)

226
But the media is lazy and incompetent and cannot produce serious, well-researched journalism. The best the media can do is simply play stenographer/publicist to an ax-grinding leaker who wants his unverified claims in print.






That's an uncalled for smear on stenographers. Stenos can actually spell.

I've been appalled by the horrid grammar and spelling of "professional" journalists in the last 10 years. Considering that they fucking WRITE for a living, you'd think they'd be ashamed of how badly they do it.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (XWkhW)

227 212 I love that the comments on Buzzfeed accuse *them* of being Russian bots for pooh-poohing the Russian bot scare. That's exactly how irrational the libs are.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (3J/LN)

The only thing they'll have to run on in 2020 is promising to start a nuclear war with Russia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (4ErVI)

228 BTW, the "Hamilton" bot tracker apparently tags someone as a Russian bot if they tweet a link to ZeroHedge or Gateway Pundit. That's some fine algorithm-ing to base the mental state of the Democratic Party on.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (3J/LN)

229 149 1. CNN's ratings tank.
2. Oscar show ratings tank.
3. Trump impeached!!


Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 05, 2018 03:39 PM (3BFzK)


Don't forget about me!

Posted by: The NFL at March 05, 2018 03:57 PM (qBA+q)

230 I remember GW Bush making a similar jokey remark about how things would be easier for him if he could just be an absolute dictator, with the similar intellectually dishonest response by the media.

So not news.

IIRC, Obama made an essentially similar remark . . .as probably has EVERY US President at one point or another. The difference is that they feel this way, or even that they say it, its how the press reports on it.

Posted by: looking closely at March 05, 2018 03:57 PM (0hzM1)

231 So...there is to be a nationwide student walkout on March 14?

Hhmmmm.....

"pencils in quiz for March 14th"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)

232 The good thing about having an outrage of the day, all day every day, is that the media and the Dems (BIRM) have impeached themselves. Not many people believe their bullshit any more.

Even the people participating by repeating the nonsense don't believe a single word of it.

They're fucking Marxist clowns and even the LIV's are catching on.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 05, 2018 03:58 PM (398bZ)

233 212 I love that the comments on Buzzfeed accuse *them* of being Russian bots for pooh-poohing the Russian bot scare. That's exactly how irrational the libs are.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (3J/LN)

When your world view is held together by a set of conspiracy theories what's one more theory, more or less?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2018 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

234 218 Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. Trump burns them all away. But he's not punishing you, he said. He's freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see Trump tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really Trump, freeing you from the earth. It's just a matter of how you look at it, that's all.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 05, 2018 03:55 PM (y87Qq)

Nice reference to an obscure movie!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2018 03:58 PM (4ErVI)

235 "Speaking of teleprompters, didn't Barky once read his instructions out
loud instead of doing the instruction (something like "look serious and
thoughtful")
"

============

I don't know but I did read the Irish PMs teleprompter during something that happens Mid-March.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 05, 2018 03:58 PM (3BFzK)

236
Joking about being a dictator..... is that kind of like joking about siccing the IRS on your political opponents?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2018 03:58 PM (XWkhW)

237 212 I love that the comments on Buzzfeed accuse *them* of being Russian bots for pooh-poohing the Russian bot scare. That's exactly how irrational the libs are.
Posted by: Ian S.


Only a witch would deny being a witch!

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:59 PM (42M22)

238 227 The only thing they'll have to run on in 2020 is promising to start a nuclear war with Russia.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM (4ErVI)

Shit, Hillary was threatening that in 2016.

AFTER SHE'D ALREADY SOLD THE URANIUM TO THE RUSSIANS.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2018 03:59 PM (WDCYi)

239 Would JFK if living today stand for all the things he pushed back in the 60s? Lower taxes, ask not what your country can do for you, etc? Did he actually believe them, or would he have slid into the lefty SJW slime along with everyone else?
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2018 03:54 PM (hvf9s)


Good question. But at any rate, quotes from his speeches of the time would easily put him on right of the GOP today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 03:59 PM (q/+O3)

240 235 "Speaking of teleprompters, didn't Barky once read his instructions out
loud instead of doing the instruction (something like "look serious and
thoughtful")


"Message: I care."

-George H.W. Bush

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2018 04:00 PM (4ErVI)

241 Dow is up 550 today from tje intra day low.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 04:00 PM (caNS9)

242 I am all for reparations to any former slaves.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 03:55 PM (O5Q3r)

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there is no such thing as a 'former' slave

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at March 05, 2018 04:00 PM (oGRue)

243 Obama could have buggered a cub scout on national television with Harry Reid up next and the media would have cheered.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:00 PM (nBr1j)

244 IMHO, if pants are creased, a dictator is all right with me.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (3BFzK)

245 241 Dow is up 550 today from tje intra day low.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 04:00 PM (caNS9)

Obviously we're all gonna die. Will Bynn, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR)

246 I know Trump doesn't really care about stuff like that, but I do actually want my president to at least pretend to care about human rights and democracy overseas. It'll never be a focus of his, but I'd like it to at least be a mention of his.

A billionty times this. This is fair criticism. You can even click bait an article on hey Trump made fun of being a dictator like those guys but, get this, China is moving back to openly being a dictatorship and that's bad.

Grr.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 05, 2018 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

++++

That's the Jimmy Carter style of Presidenting. Trump is America first. That means he doesn't game out how to advance the interests of the Chinese people caught under that horrible regime.

Instead, he is thinking about the best way to play Xi to get what he wants from him for America. So, Trump strokes Xi's ego by calling him a gentleman and a great host. Costs us not one damn thing. If it works in any small measure, as compared to calling him an evil dictator, then is serves Trumps agenda.

Not because Trump thinks authoritarians are wonderful and hopes to be one some day. But because Trump is trying to engage in diplomacy and the art of the deal.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (pvjTE)

247
So...there is to be a nationwide student walkout on March 14?

That's a Wednesday. They'd get much better participation on a Friday. Advise whatever teacher's union is bankrolling it, but they should already know that.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (O5Q3r)

248 So this being said at the Gridiron Dinner wasn't a big enough clue for the MSM? They are moving to full tard status.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


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they moved about a foot and a half

Posted by: DR. Peter Venkman at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (oGRue)

249 I think the left is already starting the "smear Pence" campaign, just in case they are successful in impeaching PDT after the midterms. They can't abide an untarnished conservative Christian president after Trump. They need to get to work now to bring him down too! Ryan as #3 in line would be next.

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (wY8h5)

250 243 Obama could have buggered a cub scout on national television with Harry Reid up next and the media would have cheered.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:00 PM (nBr1j)

Obama could have murdered and eaten the kid live on national TV and the media would have cheered.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (WDCYi)

251 237
212 I love that the comments on Buzzfeed accuse *them* of being
Russian bots for pooh-poohing the Russian bot scare. That's exactly how
irrational the libs are.

Posted by: Ian S.



Only a witch would deny being a witch!

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:59 PM (42M22)

OK I got this.
If we throw someone in the water, and they float , theeennnnnn, yesssssss?

Rusian Bot, your a Russian Bot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)

252 I believe if someone feels like doing a little research they will find a clip from the Tonight Show where Obama admits he toyed around with the idea of repealing the 22nd amendment and seeking a 3rd term.

That's a lot more concerning than Trump cracking a joke.

Posted by: Orson at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (mGYmx)

253 217 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

AFTER a full accounting, of course. So we decrement any "reparations" by the cost of crime, inner city decay, gangs, murders, welfare, prisons, dysfunctional schools, etc.

I figure, all-in, we probably owe about $5. Here ya go. Don't spend it all in one place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (q/+O3)

254 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

-

I fully support this so long as all welfare at every level is ended to all blacks. No scholarships, no housing, nothing else. A one time payment will save money in the long run.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (ks6bw)

255 Ok.... so China got rid of their term Limits... and that means the President of China is a Dictator.

So, by said logic, since Congress has no term limits, are they then Dictators as well? Because if you look at the Senate... most of them ARE there for life...

Hell... look at McCain... he has not done his job in MONTHS, yet is still getting paid...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (NgKpN)

256
The dashboard monitors 600 Twitter accounts "linked to Russian influence efforts online,"








So who's on the list?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (XWkhW)

257 It's going to be an early bell.

Posted by: Bill Spynn at March 05, 2018 04:03 PM (vtcmf)

258 Ugh. Still with the stupid "hacking the DNC" horseshit?

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2018 04:03 PM (/cv41)

259 I've been appalled by the horrid grammar and spelling of "professional" journalists in the last 10 years. Considering that they fucking WRITE for a living, you'd think they'd be ashamed of how badly they do it.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2018 03:56 PM



Of the Communications Majors in the last 10 years, few can write much less spell.
And, it is due in part because a lot of what gets printed is copy provided to them (say...by the DNC) and they just tweak it and submit under their byline. Then of course the editors take it and redraft it to give the proper spin.
Facts?
Useless.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:03 PM (0tfLf)

260 "I am all for reparations to any former slaves."

To be paid only by former slave holders.

Posted by: navybrat at March 05, 2018 04:03 PM (w7KSn)

261 That's a Wednesday. They'd get much better
participation on a Friday. Advise whatever teacher's union is
bankrolling it, but they should already know that.


Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (O5Q3r)

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Hold on now. You haven't seen today's schools itinerary. Walkout on Wednesday means most will not come back until Monday so the schools will give the rest of the week up for vacay!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2018 04:03 PM (3BFzK)

262 If Trump becomes DickTater he will have to start wearing snappy uniforms with gobs of medals and sunglasses. I'm cool with that.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)

263 I didn't know that Winston Churchill was a racist war criminal.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GPIngersoll/status/970665108681654272/photo/1

It was probably the fact that Churchill did more than any other single person to defeat Nazi Germany that thre me off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

264 253 217 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

AFTER a full accounting, of course. So we decrement any "reparations" by the cost of crime, inner city decay, gangs, murders, welfare, prisons, dysfunctional schools, etc.

I figure, all-in, we probably owe about $5. Here ya go. Don't spend it all in one place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (q/+O3)

And they can pay back the costs of the Civil War... and all the lost wages of the men who died in it... freeing them.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (NgKpN)

265 "...but, get this, China is moving back to openly being a dictatorship and that's bad."


So what do you have against dictatorships? I know it would suck here, but that's only because of our history and values - the way we were raised.

With a billion and a half people and a history of a monarchy followed by a communist dictatorship, it seems to have worked fairly well for China. Maybe in 50 or 100 more years they will want to transition to a more representative style of government.

Until then, we should stay out of it.

Posted by: Jwest at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (/roJx)

266 AFTER a full accounting, of course. So we decrement any "reparations" by the cost of crime, inner city decay, gangs, murders, welfare, prisons, dysfunctional schools, etc.

I figure, all-in, we probably owe about $5. Here ya go. Don't spend it all in one place.


Given the value declines of places like Camden, Detroit, Baltimore, Chicago, and Oakland they'd end up owing us.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (3J/LN)

267 So...there is to be a nationwide student walkout on March 14?

That's a Wednesday. They'd get much better participation on a Friday. Advise whatever teacher's union is bankrolling it, but they should already know that.
Posted by: tu3031


Let them. Then take every dollar that would have been sent to the states for butts in seats, and use it to pay down the deficit and advertise the shit out of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (7a8uF)

268 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (pvjTE)

But of course W wasn't doing the same thing when he said Islam is a religion of peace when he was trying to put together a coalition and get cooperation from the Islamic nations in the area .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (tm6wE)

269 Why is this David Assman guy even on FBN?

He must have pictures of the execs with farm animals, if that is even leverage any more.

For some reason, he annoys me.
I refuse to watch Shep!, so I guess Assman could be worse.


Big-mouthed Melissa Francis is wearing some weird black dress with a funky fringe. She can be cute as hell in a potato sack.





Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (8iiMU)

270 249 I think the left is already starting the "smear Pence" campaign, just in case they are successful in impeaching PDT after the midterms. They can't abide an untarnished conservative Christian president after Trump. They need to get to work now to bring him down too! Ryan as #3 in line would be next.
Posted by: jayhawkone at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (wY8h5)


Two hypotheses:

1. They think that Pence may succeed Trump either in 2020 or 2024, so they're getting their licks in now; and/or

2. They're dumping on Pence to keep the shirtlifters on side. With Trump it's the Hispanics, but with Pence it's the homos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (q/+O3)

271 If former slaves get reparations what do Mexicans get?

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)

272 Margins blown.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (7a8uF)

273 192
Wasn't the Constitution declared out of date by Woody Wilson? So its totes okay that Trump Dictator is a doable thing.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 03:49 PM (2LelM)

And remember Ruth Bader Ginsberg was at a European conference a few years back and trashed the Constitution, yes, in Europe.

The Leftists are consistent. They hate it. I just wonder what they would replace it with.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (UsCnO)

274 I for one welcome our emperor Trump! May his enemies die horribly and in excruciating pain.

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (vv8s4)

275 That's a Wednesday. They'd get much better participation on a Friday. Advise whatever teacher's union is bankrolling it, but they should already know that.
----------------------------------------

Mondays and Fridays are big days for employees to call in sick, and if the staff isn't there to direct the students in how to walk out, well those little darlings won't do it right. Even if these are the smartest, most media-savvy, at home with organizing protest events students ever!

Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (EBwPV)

276 Posted by: Jwest at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (/roJx)

I bet you wouldn't mind being a tank driver.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (tm6wE)

277 207 I wonder how the media would respond if Trump ever did that tennis match thing with teleprompters that Obama always did.
_____________________

We'd say it was irrefutable proof of Trump's stupidity, incompetency, and unfitness for office! We'd say it proves what we've said all along: Trump needs to be impeached, yesterday!

(But it's cute when Boyfriend Barry does it).

Posted by: MSM at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (fqUgw)

278 >>> Who's going to go back to Barry's gridiron speeches to find things he said that would be horrible if taken literally?

Bring a gun to a knifefight? Get in their faces? That kind of rhetoric?

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (hvf9s)

279 The only former slave owners would like be Muzzies.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (nBr1j)

280 251 237
212 I love that the comments on Buzzfeed accuse *them* of being
Russian bots for pooh-poohing the Russian bot scare. That's exactly how
irrational the libs are.

Posted by: Ian S.



Only a witch would deny being a witch!

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 03:59 PM (42M22)

OK I got this.
If we throw someone in the water, and they float , theeennnnnn, yesssssss?

Rusian Bot, your a Russian Bot.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)

In Russia, Boat sink you!

oh... wait.. you said Bot?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

281 we can of course fake it and not acknowledge China has never stopped being a dicktatorship, we can of course nation build, but how far as that gone Re China ? in fact how far has that gotten us after Japan-Europe? He can espouse He cares about Chinese citzens, and I'm pretty sure He does, But i think it currently is about Holding America up. and laughing at the world Corps trying to use US as their support against China while benefiting from supporting China's dicktators for their gain.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (/ikqi)

282 Margins blown.

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (vtcmf)

283 And remember Ruth Bader Ginsberg was at a European conference a few years back and trashed the Constitution, yes, in Europe.

The Leftists are consistent. They hate it. I just wonder what they would replace it with.
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She thinks South Africa's Constitution is better than ours. I doubt minorities in South Africa share her assessment. But she's Xhosa, so it makes sense.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (2LelM)

284 273 The Leftists are consistent. They hate it. I just wonder what they would replace it with.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (UsCnO)

Death Camps.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (WDCYi)

285 humms, isn't it ironic.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:07 PM (/ikqi)

286 217 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

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i'd happily trade that for an end to all welfare programs.

Debt repaid.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 05, 2018 04:07 PM (oGRue)

287 Chappelle on reparations...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZN7IzvCVs

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 04:07 PM (O5Q3r)

288 244 IMHO, if pants are creased, a dictator is all right with me.
Posted by: David Brooks at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (3BFzK)

If the pants have a crease, let Democracy cease!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 04:07 PM (AURKQ)

289 102
I do not particularly care what Trump says about the Chinese Premier.
Its not like China became MORE autocratic with the announcement that he
would never leave office. If and when they start running people over
with tanks again, I would hope that Trump would condemn them as he has
done Venezuela. Until then, it is up to the Chinese people to do
something about their government if it displeases them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 05, 2018 03:31 PM (geAkB)


this...

Us worrying about democracy in places that don't have the vaguest notion of how to function in such an environment is directly responsible for the loony idea we could bring democracy to the Persian Gulf and 99% of the "never gonna be a democracy" Middle East.

Frankly I worry they're working damned hard to make us a 'democracy'.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)

290 Post 218-I'm thinking the German mystic of the Middle Ages, Meister Eckhart and I didn't recall that part, but it's been a while since I read him. :^)

What movie is that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 04:08 PM (8+Ozj)

291 271 If former slaves get reparations what do Mexicans get?
___________________

Coupons for one free taco at the Tex-Mex joint of their choosing, and a free bus pass back across the border.

Posted by: Texas, Arizona, and NM state governments at March 05, 2018 04:08 PM (fqUgw)

292 "And remember Ruth Bader Ginsberg was at a European conference a few years back and trashed the Constitution, yes, in Europe.

The Leftists are consistent. They hate it. I just wonder what they would replace it with."

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That's easy. Notorious RBG said that the South African Constitution was the model for all others. Especially now, because Fuck YT!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2018 04:08 PM (3BFzK)

293 What movie is that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 04:08 PM (8+Ozj)


Jacob's Ladder.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 05, 2018 04:08 PM (y87Qq)

294 Mr Gorbachev build that wall!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2018 04:08 PM (tm6wE)

295 Paul Ryan does not want any tariffs. Goes against Trump.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)

296 If blacks are to receive reparations then I wish to identify as a Blackman till the check clears.

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (vv8s4)

297 OMG a <i>dictator</i>!?!

We're doomed!

Posted by: Kensington at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (Cw3TC)

298 Just made a claim for shingles and siding. Enjoying that all the locals in the most lefty part of town are still without power.

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (/cv41)

299 Willowed

Watch Three Billboards and you will know. Powerful actor. Powerful film. Surprised it was able to cut through the fog of smug that is Hollywood.
Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 03:11 PM (2LelM)


How was it anything other than the Whoreyweird view of Flyover Country? Be specific. Everyone in that movie was portrayed negatively including the lead character.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (y7DUB)

300 217 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

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here's your forty acres and mule.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (oGRue)

301
Of the Communications Majors in the last 10 years, few can write much less spell.
And, it is due in part because a lot of what gets printed is copy provided to them (say...by the DNC) and they just tweak it and submit under their byline. Then of course the editors take it and redraft it to give the proper spin.
Facts?
Useless.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:03 PM (0tfLf)





For a lot of it, sure, it's just reprinted K Street press releases. But even their own "original" reporting is cringingly bad when it comes to even the most basic use of the English Language.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (XWkhW)

302 If Trump becomes DickTater he will have to start wearing snappy uniforms with gobs of medals and sunglasses. I'm cool with that.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)

I for one welcome our emperor Trump! May his enemies die horribly and in excruciating pain.

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (vv8s4)


Bigly.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (HgMAr)

303 How far back does this amnesty go? MY people want to know?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (5y11N)

304 Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:06 PM (/ikqi)

And not working out in Europe any more either... the EU is NOT a Democracy...

And has no Freedom of Speech...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:09 PM (NgKpN)

305 Seems like the Parkland shooting and the Most Amazing Student Survivors Ever have dropped out of the news. Has that been milked for all its worth? Maybe too many people pointing out the insane lib policies that led to the shooting and obviously staged propaganda afterward?

Posted by: Ripley at March 05, 2018 04:10 PM (MxEKc)

306 If Trump becomes DickTater he will have to start wearing snappy uniforms with gobs of medals and sunglasses. I'm cool with that.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)

I am sure it will be fabulous, THE Best. And a lot of Gold

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 04:10 PM (5y11N)

307 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

I am all for reparations to any former slaves.


Posted by: tu3031 at
d
I am feeling blackish.

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 04:10 PM (oiNtH)

308 "Being a Dictator is awful!"

"Here's our glowing obituaries of the dictator Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez."

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2018 04:10 PM (lKs2v)

309 Haven't read all the comments but I did do a Ctrl-F and search for Annita Dunn and Mao.

When a democrat expresses admiration for Mao and his methods it is edgy and cool.

Translation: the democrats WANT to rule a country like Mao did, or Stalin, or Castro did because they presume they will be the apparatchiks who do the ruling.

Trump, on the other hand, is a direct threat to the progressive dream of world domination.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (roQNm)

310 Maxine Waters Promises Slavery Reparations For Blacks If Dems Take House In Midterm Elections . . .

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here's your forty acres and mule.

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My advice, Maxine, you pull the plow and let the mule do the thinking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)

311 305 Seems like the Parkland shooting and the Most Amazing Student Survivors Ever have dropped out of the news. Has that been milked for all its worth? Maybe too many people pointing out the insane lib policies that led to the shooting and obviously staged propaganda afterward?
Posted by: Ripley at March 05, 2018 04:10 PM (MxEKc)



Amazing how background checks can only work if one is allowed to actually, you know, check the background......

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (ujg0T)

312 Mondays and Fridays are big days for employees to call in sick, and if the staff isn't there to direct the students in how to walk out, well those little darlings won't do it right. Even if these are the smartest, most media-savvy, at home with organizing protest events students ever!

Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM



Absolutely true story...and I say this AFTER seeing it put out as a joke.
A memo sent to a boss at a to be unnamed Pacific NW-based Defense and Aerospace company, pointing out that 40% of all absentees occurred on Mondays and Fridays. She putout a directive that all absentees on those two days would be reviewed by first line supervisors for legitimacy.
Math...it can be painful.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)

313 Were the Parkland survivors invited to the WH? Obama would have had them over and treated them totally seriously and not like political props at all.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (nBr1j)

314 >>> I didn't know that Winston Churchill was a racist war criminal.

You can argue he's racist, but he's the racist that helped defend the free world. So redemption arc. And playing him has been GOOD to Hollywood; Lithgow played him in The Crown and won an Emmy.

Sam Rockwell also played a racist with a redemption arc and won an Oscar (happy he won, well deserved! Victory dances for everyone.)

Problematic, hollywood!!

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2018 04:12 PM (hvf9s)

315 >>306 If Trump becomes DickTater he will have to start wearing snappy uniforms with gobs of medals and sunglasses. I'm cool with that.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)


Shiny sword or ivory gripped pistol would be nice.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 04:12 PM (r9UYA)

316 Every time someone links HotAir a puppy dies.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at March 05, 2018 04:12 PM (1L9V9)

317 How was it anything other than the Whoreyweird view of Flyover Country? Be specific. Everyone in that movie was portrayed negatively including the lead character.
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As with most McDonagh movies, there is a strong Christian/Catholic message within the story. In this case the Deputy gains self awareness and attempts redemption even though his is unsure of his crusade. Sweet and Sour is the best way to describe it.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)

318 Has Prime Minister Bollywood done anything ridiculous today?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j)

319 What's this?

Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg subpeoned by Grand Jury but refuses to appear.

??

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (oiNtH)

320 312
Mondays and Fridays are big days for employees to call in sick, and
if the staff isn't there to direct the students in how to walk out, well
those little darlings won't do it right. Even if these are the
smartest, most media-savvy, at home with organizing protest events
students ever!



Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM


It's all part of FMLA - Friday Monday Leave Act.

Sheesh, you gotta keep up!

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (37IEG)

321 Nobody ever says a word about Senators for Life or Congressmen for Life though.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (O5Q3r)

322
315 >>306 If Trump becomes DickTater he will have to start wearing snappy uniforms with gobs of medals and sunglasses. I'm cool with that.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)


Shiny sword or ivory gripped pistol would be nice.
-------------------------
Imagine the dance of swords if he were to invite the Saudis to his Coronation as DickTater?

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)

323 ]Let them. Then take every dollar that would have been sent to the states for butts in seats, and use it to pay down the deficit and advertise the shit out of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:04 PM (7a8uF)


Quite right. If you hired someone to paint your house, and he didn't show up for work, would you still pay him?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (q/+O3)

324 PEACH FOHDEE FIE!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (xBSm0)

325 Where is it written that all dictatorships must be evil?

Right now, we have a democratically elected president. But we could have had Hillary. We were just lucky that the stupid people were also the lazy ones on election day.

Posted by: Jwest at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (/roJx)

326
Absolutely true story...and I say this AFTER seeing it put out as a joke.
A memo sent to a boss at a to be unnamed Pacific NW-based Defense and Aerospace company, pointing out that 40% of all absentees occurred on Mondays and Fridays. She putout a directive that all absentees on those two days would be reviewed by first line supervisors for legitimacy.
Math...it can be painful.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)



50% of marriages end in divorce. All others end in death! Scary!

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (lKs2v)

327 If blacks are to receive reparations then I wish to identify as a Blackman till the check clears.

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You mean Sean King was thinking ahead?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)

328 One man, one vote, one time.

Which famous dictator of the past said this?

Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2018 04:15 PM (EBwPV)

329 >>319 What's this?

Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg subpeoned by Grand Jury but refuses to appear.

??

Arrest that man!

Posted by: J. Sessions at March 05, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)

330 313 Were the Parkland survivors invited to the WH? Obama would have had them over and treated them totally seriously and not like political props at all.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (nBr1j)

They were survivors?

Did they show off their wounds? Were they even in the building it happened in???

Or... were they given a WhiteHouse Visit because they ran out of a building on the other side of campus.

3000 to 4000 Students on that campus... hell... its bigger than the town I was born in...

But every time there was a murder there, we were certainly were not called 'Survivors'...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

331 Posted by: The NFL at March 05, 2018 03:57 PM (qBA+q)

Don't forget me!

Posted by: ESPN at March 05, 2018 04:16 PM (D7HXY)

332 319 What's this?

Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg subpeoned by Grand Jury but refuses to appear.

??
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (oiNtH)



Been listening to him in long rambling interviews on CNN for the past few hours.

Posted by: Jwest at March 05, 2018 04:16 PM (/roJx)

333 Don, true, but They chose. They diss Thatcher and Churchill these days. That's on them!

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:16 PM (/ikqi)

334 324 PEACH FOHDEE FIE!!!

Reminds me of my world-famous "A 440" speech. I bejazzled 'em that day, for sure.

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at March 05, 2018 04:16 PM (398bZ)

335 50% of marriages end in divorce. All others end in death! Scary!
Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (lKs2v)

Yeah.... that's pretty much a no win situation....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:16 PM (NgKpN)

336 well, I had to watch msnbc last week, I know..I caused the 5% ratings spike. sorry.

Anyway, it's not news, it's just rehashing of DNC anti-gun advocates, errr carrion, circling the dead at Parkland, and a cargo cult masturbation session about the Mueller "probe".

hey, did you know that Mueller's probe has provided nearly 100 charges across 13 indictments? Pretty good stuff, when you think about it. Trump should get impeached any day now.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 05, 2018 04:16 PM (V3U1L)

337 Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

Maybe I should have used the sarcasm tag.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:17 PM (nBr1j)

338 Absolutely true story...and I say this AFTER seeing it put out as a joke.

A memo sent to a boss at a to be unnamed Pacific NW-based Defense
and Aerospace company, pointing out that 40% of all absentees occurred
on Mondays and Fridays. She putout a directive that all absentees on
those two days would be reviewed by first line supervisors for
legitimacy.

Math...it can be painful.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)





50% of marriages end in divorce. All others end in death! Scary!

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM (lKs2v)


At least the other 60% occurred spread out over the other three days, not all bunched up on the weekends

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (ymnmz)

339 54 I have been busy all day. I do keep seeing references to the left being very upset with VP Pence.


Whats the deal with that? When has anyone ever cared about a VP enough to hate him.

Sure make fun of a paste eater who likes to do the creepy with little kids, but hating on Pence?


Don't get it.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (ymnmz)

They envy him terribly, and wish they were more like him.

He is the moral man--the one who does things correctly and with an eye to his legacy, not on earth, but in heaven.

They, OTOH, are the preening jackanapes who signal virtue madly like a crack eating monkey at a keyboard, but aren't going to make it to heaven because they are too busy fornicating, doing drugs, and whining that they are victims.

Their hatred is caused by a long look in the mirror. Pure and simple.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (7UW64)

340 Where is it written that all dictatorships must be evil?


--


Thank you!

Posted by: Cincinnatus at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (mk7Bj)

341 50% of marriages end in divorce. All others end in death! Scary!

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2018 04:14 PM



For funsees do up a one page Press Release for some bogus organization that sounds like an Anti-Violence organization and use that statistic.
Bet cha a beer it gets published somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (0tfLf)

342 also, if trump becomes dictator, that means *we* get to control the lefts' fantasy of door to door anti-gun death squads, right?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (V3U1L)

343 50% of marriages end in divorce. All others end in death! Scary!
Posted by: buzzion



100% of those who have ingested dihydrogen monoxide have died.

Ban dihydrogen monoxide!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (7a8uF)

344 i might be the only one that thinks reparations Should have been made , the 40 acres deal. Dems chose not to.
Now all the money dems throw at them to still keep 8 percent of the population in their place is really criminal.

Don't you dare get up! i will let you, maybe you, and you, but only if You keep us in power.

pretty evil if you ask me. (I'm sure no one asks me tho)

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (/ikqi)

345 All others end in death!

-
They're the lucky ones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)

346 318 Has Prime Minister Bollywood done anything ridiculous today?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j)

Namaste, you hosers!

Posted by: Justin "Bollywood" Trudeau at March 05, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

347 PEACH FOHDEE FIE!!!

And, how!

Posted by: Sheila Jaaaaaaackson Lee at March 05, 2018 04:19 PM (vtcmf)

348 Math...it can be painful.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)

And the majority of auto accidents occur within 10 miles of your house.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2018 04:19 PM (7UW64)

349 We'd love to stay here forever but we just can't get our shit together.

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 05, 2018 04:19 PM (R3tVk)

350 340
Where is it written that all dictatorships must be evil?





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Thank you!

Posted by: Cincinnatus at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (mk7Bj)
Benevolent dick tater ships are the best form of government.They just usually don't last very long.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG)

351 And the majority of auto accidents occur within 10 miles of your house.....



When I read that, I moved!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (7a8uF)

352
272 Margins blown.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:05 PM (7a8uF)






*lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (XWkhW)

353 I recuse myself.

Posted by: Sessionsbot at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (vDqXW)

354 343 50% of marriages end in divorce. All others end in death! Scary!
Posted by: buzzion



100% of those who have ingested dihydrogen monoxide have died.

Ban dihydrogen monoxide!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (7a8uF)

100% of those who got cancer, breathed Oxygen.

ergo, Oxygen is a Carcinogen.... ban it...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

355 Two quit employees quit dicks over store policy.
Alrighty

Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (VWsDy)

356 Where is it written that all dictatorships must be evil?
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Did you know I was cursed by God with the largest penis known to the human race? It's true. You can find it in my collected works.

Posted by: Idi Amin Dada at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (398bZ)

357 342 also, if trump becomes dictator, that means *we* get to control the lefts' fantasy of door to door anti-gun death squads, right?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM (V3U1L)

Right. Door to door target practice as revenge.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

358 Whenever I hear the media spouting off about chaos I hear the voice of that guy from Get Smart.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (nBr1j)

359 346
318 Has Prime Minister Bollywood done anything ridiculous today?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j)



Namaste, you hosers!

Posted by: Justin "Bollywood" Trudeau at March 05, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

Would be funny if some Indian person went to Canada and dressed exclusively like Bob and Doug MacKenzie and said hozer and eh alot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:21 PM (ymnmz)

360

Dictator as in Dick Stetler?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

361 At least the other 60% occurred spread out over the other three days, not all bunched up on the weekends


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:18 PM



I actually said something along those lines in a staff meeting when the boss' memo was put out to everyone. Two people snorted. The rest...lemmings.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:21 PM (0tfLf)

362 >>>Clickbait works.<<<

Side boob. Under boob. Plunging cleavage. Pert, perky and peachy derrieres.

Pretty much.

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (bJ0w+)

363 358
Whenever I hear the media spouting off about chaos I hear the voice of that guy from Get Smart.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (nBr1j)


Doc from Das Love Boot?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (ymnmz)

364 Benevolent dick tater ships are the best form of government.They just usually don't last very long.


Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG)

Is that a potato in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

355 Two quit employees quit dicks over store policy.
Alrighty

Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (VWsDy)

I can't quit dick, because my husband has one.....

Oops! TMI...

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (7UW64)

365 Would be funny if some Indian person went to Canada and dressed exclusively like Bob and Doug MacKenzie and said hozer and eh alot.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:21 PM (ymnmz)

And came to the Prime Minister's residence with a 12 of Blue.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (nBr1j)

366 What's this?

Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg subpeoned by Grand Jury but refuses to appear.

??
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (oiNtH)

Mueller wants every Email he sent since 2015 and Nunberg told him to go fuck himself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (5y11N)

367 What's this?

Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg subpeoned by Grand Jury but refuses to appear.


Apparently he went on MSNBC and said Mueller wants to ask him if he heard Trump speaking Russian. If that's true, Mueller needs to be defenestrated at the earliest opportunity.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (3J/LN)

368 Benevolent dick tater ships are the best form of government.They just usually don't last very long.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG)


Yep. There just aren't that many Marcus Aurelius types around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (q/+O3)

369 with this one trick, You too can be with that 21 year old porn star!

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (/ikqi)

370 362
>>>Clickbait works.<<<

Side boob. Under boob. Plunging cleavage. Pert, perky and peachy derrieres.

Pretty much.


Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM (bJ0w+)


I saw Peachy Derrieres open for.......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 04:23 PM (ymnmz)

371 358
Whenever I hear the media spouting off about chaos I hear the voice of that guy from Get Smart.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 04:20 PM (nBr1j)

Schtaker! Zis is Kaos! ve don't "do do do do do do doot" here!

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)

372 Apparently he went on MSNBC and said Mueller wants to ask him if he heard Trump speaking Russian. If that's true, Mueller needs to be defenestrated at the earliest opportunity.
Posted by: Ian S.

Das Vedayna motherfuckers

Posted by: President Trump at March 05, 2018 04:24 PM (FZYNt)

373 Dick's Sporting Goods only has to move the apostrophe up a letter.

Posted by: Axebot (The recused Sessionsbot) at March 05, 2018 04:24 PM (vDqXW)

374 Absolutely true story...and I say this AFTER seeing it put out as a joke.
A memo sent to a boss at a to be unnamed Pacific NW-based Defense and Aerospace company, pointing out that 40% of all absentees occurred on Mondays and Fridays. She putout a directive that all absentees on those two days would be reviewed by first line supervisors for legitimacy.
Math...it can be painful.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)



The 40% of all call offs are on Mondays and Fridays is literally a Dilbert joke.

http://assets.amuniversal.com/3e12a740a032012f2fe600163e41dd5b


I know I've told the story before about how my old bosses, the psychopaths, got all up in arms about people going to the doctor so they decreed that no more working late or through lunch to make up the time and that if you had a doctor's appointment, you had to take a half day vacation day for it.

I went to the office manager and asked her if anyone had thought this through and got an indignant of course we have.

Cut to a month later and oh my stars and garters people were, you know, leaving at noon and not coming back for the rest of the day, what with having to use a half day vacation day.

Yes, those rocket surgeons thought people would schedule say a 2:00 p.m. appointment and that they would stay at work until 1:30 p.m. and then come back at say 3:30 or 4:00 p.m. even though they had to blow a vacation day. They just couldn't believe that people who would be charged with half a day off would take the whole half day off.

I worked for psychopaths who were also idiots.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 05, 2018 04:24 PM (mf5HN)

375 Schtaker! Zis is Kaos! ve don't "do do do do do do doot" here!
Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)

That was the second best Siegfried impression i've ever heard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2018 04:24 PM (AURKQ)

376 369 with this one trick, You too can be with that 21 year old porn star!
Posted by: willow

i know that trick. it's cash

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 05, 2018 04:24 PM (FZYNt)

377 nevergivup wow, well maybe this will cause a mini crisis. Nunberg should say, 'i'll show you mine, But First!, you show me this-this-and this!" through atty of course.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:24 PM (/ikqi)

378 So Trump as Dick Tater kills all the lawyers and takes the press on helicopter rides? Cool Beans.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:25 PM (2LelM)

379 rick, well sure, but don't forget the middle mans ad.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:25 PM (/ikqi)

380 Not because Trump thinks authoritarians are wonderful and hopes to be one some day. But because Trump is trying to engage in diplomacy and the art of the deal.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2018 04:01 PM (pvjTE)


(no. of shithole countries in the world) Order your concern from the menu or ala-carte?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 05, 2018 04:25 PM (qBA+q)

381 i call them pimps myself.

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:26 PM (/ikqi)

382 Side boob. Under boob. Plunging cleavage. Pert, perky and peachy derrieres.

Pretty much.


Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2018 04:22 PM



I never, ever click on anything posted by kbdabear.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:26 PM (0tfLf)

383 cicero, pfft, there are No shithole countries, The Media told us so@!

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:26 PM (/ikqi)

384 54 I have been busy all day. I do keep seeing references to the left being very upset with VP Pence.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2018 03:20 PM (ymnmz)


Pence surprised everyone ... including me ... by growing a spine. He sure as shit didn't have one as Gov of IN. The guy jumped at the VP spot because he had zero chance at re-election.

My bet ... and I'm sure the DNCs as well ... was that Pence would turn on Trump during Impeachment. Pence is showing signs of loyalty ... so the DNC is applying heat.

Its worked on Pence before. He loved to take hard stands against Obama - and then back down.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 05, 2018 04:27 PM (BEMJs)

385 383
cicero, pfft, there are No shithole countries, The Media told us so@!

Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 04:26 PM (/ikqi)

Well, except for Trump's America.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 05, 2018 04:28 PM (37IEG)

386 I'm going to be Dicktater!!!

Posted by: Trumps Yuuge Dick at March 05, 2018 04:29 PM (70cRb)

387 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 04:29 PM (7a8uF)

388 The 40% of all call offs are on Mondays and Fridays is literally a Dilbert joke.

http://assets.amuniversal.com/3e12a740a032012f2fe600163e41dd5b



It's excellent! We used to walk around the cubicle farm and ask..."Are you Dilbert?" "Are you Dilbert?"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 04:29 PM (0tfLf)

389 Boy I need cawfeeeeee........

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 05, 2018 04:30 PM (70cRb)

390 As with most McDonagh movies, there is a strong Christian/Catholic message within the story. In this case the Deputy gains self awareness and attempts redemption even though his is unsure of his crusade. Sweet and Sour is the best way to describe it.
Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)


Thanks for responding. I wasn't impressed. Maybe I'd heard too much buzz about the movie and was expecting too much but I pretty much didn't believe a fucking thing about it except when Woody Harrelson's character said some crimes just get solved by accident. Sorry but I'm holding these assholes to standards they're probably incapable of reaching.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2018 04:31 PM (y7DUB)

391 I think Trump has a lot of charisma and is a good salesman for his policies and I think that Pence would grow to appreciate and respect Trump, no matter his hesitations in the beginning. In turn, I'm hoping that Pence's vibrant faith would help Trump to lean on the Lord more and ask for wisdom from above.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 04:31 PM (8+Ozj)

392 Ronald Reagan, 1984:

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 05, 2018 04:31 PM (MX+H9)

393 Я говорю по-русски

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 05, 2018 04:32 PM (q/+O3)

394 Ronald Reagan, 1984:

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

-
There was much weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth about that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

395 390 As with most McDonagh movies, there is a strong Christian/Catholic message within the story. In this case the Deputy gains self awareness and attempts redemption even though his is unsure of his crusade. Sweet and Sour is the best way to describe it.
Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)

Thanks for responding. I wasn't impressed. Maybe I'd heard too much buzz about the movie and was expecting too much but I pretty much didn't believe a fucking thing about it except when Woody Harrelson's character said some crimes just get solved by accident. Sorry but I'm holding these assholes to standards they're probably incapable of reaching.
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Captain, I loved the movie -very gritty, hilariously funny and not PC. Just the opposite - it is a story of faith and revenge and uncertainty. Been watching other McDonagh films since then and can recommend 'In Bruges', 'The Guard', 'War on Everyone'. Both brothers write and direct funny black comedies with a Catholic message in the script. (Note - War on Everyone is excepted).

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:36 PM (2LelM)

396 OK, so that 34-year-old joke was mentioned as early as the seventh comment. Ditto the "red light = whorehouse" comment. I'm not as original as Amy Schumer today.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 05, 2018 04:37 PM (MX+H9)

397 >>> Nobody ever says a word about Senators for Life or Congressmen for Life though.

I adore the Founding Fathers, but that was one of the few oversights. To be fair, they were all sane and never envisioned anyone wanting to be a congresscritter for life. Don't know how you fix it now.

Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2018 04:39 PM (hvf9s)

398 or some reason Trump went to the Gridiron Dinner. In his usual jokey-joke style, he mentioned China's president doing away with term limits and joked that maybe we'll try that here in the US.
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Yeah. I remember SO MUCH support the liberal press has had for the mostly-conservative-pushed cause of term limits.

Repealing term limits doesn't repeal "democracy". In fact it insures people that they can vote for somebody if they want to vote for them (and they're running).

So the press is stupid AND hypocritical.

Posted by: Axebot at March 05, 2018 04:39 PM (vDqXW)

399 Term limits that keep fossils like McCain, McConnell, Hatch, Pelosi, Schemer, etc. from haunting the halls of Congress?

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 04:41 PM (oiNtH)

400 I adore the Founding Fathers, but that was one of the few oversights. To be fair, they were all sane and never envisioned anyone wanting to be a congresscritter for life. Don't know how you fix it now.
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The FF created Senators as elected representatives of each State's legislature, not popularly elected. There was no reason to term limit the wishes of a State Legislature. It would have been over reach by the Feds to do so.

Posted by: A Guy That Says Poppycock at March 05, 2018 04:43 PM (2LelM)

401 I just participated in a survey of media types, and the next play seems to be legacy media companies trying to get royalties from online media - FB, Twitter, etc. - for using their content.

Posted by: vivi at March 05, 2018 04:45 PM (11H2y)

402
Whats the deal with that? When has anyone ever cared about a VP enough to hate him.
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Priming the pump for when Trump gets impeached which will never happen (or the other thing, which they "think and pray" will happen), cuz they want to make sure America doesn't fall in love with the guy and reelect him.

Posted by: Mega at March 05, 2018 05:06 PM (rv0Fo)

403 Imagine for a moment the complete and utter meltdown that Ace and Co would have had if Obama had ever made a joke about being President for Life.

If Ace didn't have hypocrisy he'd have nothing.

Posted by: President for Life at March 05, 2018 05:27 PM (6JmKM)

404 Hiltery let the cat out of the bag, when she warned that if Trump won the election, the demorats would hang. Trump confessed the same when he told hitlery she would be behind bars. As many have FINALLY AWAKENED TO, Where the hells the justice ?
Even demorats acknowledge and well know, Justice delayed is justice denied ! Demorats are emboldened now by Trump giving them a pass, and so are causing Trump a great deal of grief. You brought this on yourself, Donald !

Posted by: ron n. at March 06, 2018 01:30 AM (MBrFx)

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