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EMT 3/04/18

Hmm.

Smoke a brisket, 6 half pork loins and 3 racks of ribs?

Or build a 300 linear ft garden fence?

Let me consult my beer and get back to you.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, March 4, 2018. On this day in 1794 the 11th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was passed by the U.S. Congress. You don't hear too much about this in these days. What the 11th says is The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State. However during the liberal court days the court ruled that the States did not have sovereign immunity when being sued by the federal government.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

2 ICE has found that many of the illegals rounded up despite the warning by the Oakland Mayor were violent criminals who had been previously deported. They further said that 800 of these violent thugs could not be located because of the Mayor's warnings.


http://tinyurl.com/yboc5exl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

3 And speaking of violent thugs a MO black male who threatened to kill all white people has been indicted for the murder of 6 white people. Looking at the MO death penalty law it looks like this makes him eligible for the death penalty.


http://tinyurl.com/ydcr564k

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

4 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

5 Parkland student accuses teacher of locking them out of class in the hallway where they were subject to the shooter.


http://tinyurl.com/ybatlpqt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

6 RIP David Ogden Stiers, best known for his role as the arrogant surgeon Major Charles Emerson Winchester III on M*A*S*H. He died Saturday. He was 75.


http://tinyurl.com/yd3orf8t

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

7 Seems there was something going on in Leicester with that bombing
https://libertyunyielding.com/2018/03/03/uk-3-charged-shop-blast-killed-5-leicester/

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 05:56 AM (aC6Sd)

8 More sick animals out there torture a kitten and then kill it by bashing it with a rock. These are the types of animals that become serial killers and mass murderers.


Two Missouri men convicted of dragging a kitten behind a jeep last June and posting the act on social media in a bid to get viewers to spring for a pizza have each been sentenced to four years in prison for animal abuse.

Kyle Williams, 18, of Branson, and Jordan Hall, 19, of Arnold, both pleaded guilty earlier this year, the Kansas City Star reported.


Williams posted a video of the torture to a Facebook group. The video purportedly shows the cat being dragged behind the vehicle as Hall drives.


At the end, Williams kills the kitten with a rock. According to a prosecutor, Williams posted the cat's murder on Facebook so his audience would buy him a pizza.



Four years? I would bash them with a rock and permanently eliminate them from civil society.


http://tinyurl.com/yavfm7ke

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

9 Death toll on Nor'easter now up to 7.


http://tinyurl.com/ybxuqpqy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

10 House committee report reveals how Russia financed eco-Nazi groups to hamper US energy development.


http://tinyurl.com/yaf76rd9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

11 Heritage: Corporations That Cut Ties With NRA Aren't Being Neutral. Customers Know Better.


Yes we do. And as I said days ago, the money for political contributions isn't the thing that gives the NRA power. It is the raw number of members.


http://tinyurl.com/yau5mtl2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

12 Illegal alien with fake identity steals $361,000 in benefits from the US taxpayer.


http://tinyurl.com/y9y5ttnn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

13 SC drug dealer accidentally texts Deputy for a drug deal.


http://tinyurl.com/yd7fbudu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

14 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/y962ecqz


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

15 Or build a 300 linear ft garden fence?


The outfit that put up the 5ft high board fence around my pool charged $10/ft way back in 1983.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

16 That should be 6ft high.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

17 House committee report reveals how Russia financed eco-Nazi groups to hamper US energy development.


It appears the the rooskies have found an inexpensive way to lobby inside the US.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

18 12 Illegal alien with fake identity steals $361,000 in benefits from the US taxpayer.

I think the real total is about $200 Billion in education, medicaid, and taxes. Lifetime per illegal is about negative $300k drag on economy. My guess is average illegal alien has committed around 15 to 25 felonies living here over the first 5 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2018 06:01 AM (BtQd4)

19 Thanks for the news Vic.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:02 AM (8ikIW)

20 Bombogenesis is over here

Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2018 06:02 AM (MVdlS)

21 That should be 6ft high.
Posted by: Vic

Was that comment for the building code inspector?

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:05 AM (8ikIW)

22 I was actually kind of surprised by the nor'easter on Friday. I expected rain and wind, but the temperature dropped and I got 3-4" of wet slushy snow. Most of it melted on Saturday.

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 06:05 AM (sdi6R)

23 3 it looks like this makes him eligible for the death penalty.

I have never understood some people's reticence regarding the death penalty. Some trash just needs to be taken out.

Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2018 06:08 AM (MVdlS)

24 I have never understood some people's reticence regarding the death penalty. Some trash just needs to be taken out.
Posted by: jsg

I would have thought that it was part of the 3 strike process.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:10 AM (8ikIW)

25 At the end, Williams kills the kitten with a rock. According to a prosecutor, Williams posted the cat's murder on Facebook so his audience would buy him a pizza.

I do not understand those words in that order. Why would I buy him a pizza for killing a kitten?

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 06:11 AM (sdi6R)

26 One of the kitten killers got another 5 years for sharpening a spork into a shank while in custody.

He gets him some extra raping

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:14 AM (8ikIW)

27 Crap.
Now krak has the auto-play, gif bug.

Thanks for the news Vic.
Hope you and rickl get better every day.

Later

Posted by: teej at March 04, 2018 06:14 AM (6qLDQ)

28 I'm sure this will go over well.

At the end, Williams kills the kitten with a rock. According to a prosecutor, Williams posted the cat's murder on Facebook so his audience would buy him a pizza.


I'm glad these two sick freaks are going to prison. All stop.

Wth is "cat murder?"

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 04, 2018 06:16 AM (dsmIs)

29 21
That should be 6ft high.

Posted by: Vic



Was that comment for the building code inspector?

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:05 AM (8ikIW)


LOL, at the time we were not a code county, but we are now. But there is no law according to a lawyer I talked to requiring a fence. However, he said that if I had a fence around it an some kid climbed over the fence and drowned I would be OK because if he was big enough to climb over the fence he was big enough to be responsible for himself. So it was a 'don't sue me fence'.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

30 Thanks, teej.

I hope you're doing well, Vic.

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 06:18 AM (sdi6R)

31 The morning of storm weather report I heard on TV said no snow on roads, only grass surface, had 3 inches on road in Bucks co were I was at 5pm. They don't know they only guess.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 06:18 AM (aC6Sd)

32 13 SC drug dealer accidentally texts Deputy for a drug deal.

Aha. Gentle Giants in the process of turning their lives around who were on their way to community college and also help of ladies cross the street before being disenfranchised, I see.

Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2018 06:18 AM (MVdlS)

33 25 I do not understand those words in that order. Why would I buy him a pizza for killing a kitten?

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 06:11 AM (sdi6R)

Sick fks can not be understood.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

34
Smoke a brisket, 6 half pork loins and 3 racks of ribs?

Or build a 300 linear ft garden fence?


Take a nap instead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 06:21 AM (0IqjY)

35 Smoke a brisket, 6 half pork loins and 3 racks of ribs?

Or build a 300 linear ft garden fence?

Take a nap instead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And order delivery

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

36 30
Thanks, teej.



I hope you're doing well, Vic.

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 06:18 AM (sdi6R)

Still having to pee about every 15 min. But the color is less and less blood.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

37 What is bad is that all the damn batteries on my temperature detectors are going out at the same time and I can't go down to Walmart to get more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

38 I would have thought that it was part of the 3 strike process.
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:10 AM (8ikIW)

Me too. But no, they're given 9 chances, like cats.

Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2018 06:24 AM (MVdlS)

39 He had a 5 foot erection in the back yard now you want him to have a 6 foot one,cut the man some slack and now a fella wants 300 linear feet..is it the brisket nitrates that
causes the swelling?

Posted by: saf at March 04, 2018 06:26 AM (5IHGB)

40 Illegal alien with fake identity steals $361,000 in benefits from the US taxpayer.

From the linked article, I learned something new (maybe).

Only U.S. citizens or valid visa holders can receive Social Security disability benefits, and they must reside in the United States.

I did not know one had to reside in the US to receive SSDI payments.

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2018 06:26 AM (pRXvJ)

41 Embrace the power of "AND".

Posted by: Pamazon at March 04, 2018 06:27 AM (KgceO)

42 Something else that is bad is this is my favorite time of the year and I normally like to go out to the porch rocker for some brown and look at all the blooming trees up and down the road. Can't do that right now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:28 AM (mpXpK)

43 36 Vic that is painful to me just by you telling it

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 06:31 AM (aC6Sd)

44 I have never understood some people's reticence regarding the death penalty. Some trash just needs to be taken out.

Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2018 06:08 AM (MVdlS)


My favorite dichotomy are the folks who are against the death penalty but are for abortion. No logic in that position.

I college, during one of our dorm room bullshit sessions, one guy stated he was for the death penalty but opposed to abortion. When called on holding such opposing positions, he had a ready and clear answer: Those on death row had their chance at this life and blew it. An aborted baby never had a chance and yet is just as dead.

Logic. How does it work?

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2018 06:32 AM (pRXvJ)

45 43
36 Vic that is painful to me just by you telling it

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 06:31 AM (aC6Sd)

It is still painful to pee too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

46 Oh Noes!!!! Trump! caught on tape saying he wants to be President for life.

He can do it. He will put all those who disagree in camps along with the gays that he put in the camps already.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

47

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2018 06:34 AM (tW1qs)

48 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/03/something-completely-different-the-hittites.php
But can it hold coffee? If so I want one.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 06:34 AM (aC6Sd)

49 And for Wednesday the Powerball jackpot will be worth $207.4 million cash*

*before taxes and new found friends.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 04, 2018 06:39 AM (WAvzf)

50 Ruh roh. Woke up all stuffy and with a sore throat.

Posted by: Weasel at March 04, 2018 06:44 AM (rQqw5)

51 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at March 04, 2018 06:47 AM (cHbmY)

52 I would be all happy if Trump was President for just under 7 more years but would never wish him to die then, there is nothing bad about being a x President.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 06:48 AM (aC6Sd)

53 And the 4th Circus is trying to get as famous as the 9th Circus. By two votes upholds a lower court's ruling that the Peace Cross in Maryland can be removed.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78043

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 04, 2018 06:49 AM (WAvzf)

54 Smoke a brisket, 6 half pork loins and 3 racks of ribs?

===

Yeah, mon!

Posted by: Rasta Chef at March 04, 2018 06:53 AM (z2W2E)

55 48 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/03/something-completely-different-the-hittites.php
But can it hold coffee? If so I want one.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 06:34 AM (aC6Sd)


You'd have to set it on the edge of the table so the thumb could hang over.

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 06:58 AM (sdi6R)

56 Good Sunday morning, Hordelings. BibleGateway's Verse of the Day:

"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go."

Joshua 1:9 - NIV

I love the fact that being courageous is a command.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 07:02 AM (lwiT4)

57
Up to do battle in the show ring again today. Any win for Handsome Dan and he finishes his Grand Championship. Big Val stands at 11 points and one major, so even he could finish his championship with a Best of Breed win today, a not-impossible scenario.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:03 AM (u8DfU)

58 It's getting time for Illinois primary elections. So it's time for mailings coming to the house from orgs I've never heard of telling me that a certain candidate, usually incumbent, rapes children and is involved in illegal drug activities.
They never tell you what candidate they want me to vote for and the reasons why.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:04 AM (8ikIW)

59 Hadrian - I hope your dogs do well today. They are beautiful.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 07:05 AM (lwiT4)

60 Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 07:02 AM (lwiT4)

Thanks very much. Great passage!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2018 07:06 AM (8+Ozj)

61 On of the candidates running for US congress is promising she will end Global Warming,

So we got that going for us

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

62 They never tell you what candidate they want me to vote for and the reasons why.
================


Illinois? Probably not enough pros against the cons.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 07:07 AM (lwiT4)

63 Illinois? Probably not enough pros against the cons.
Posted by: grammie winger

Most of them are pros, and their all cons

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)

64 Good morning Fenelon. I am trying to live more fearlessly. Verses like that are a great reminder that I have nothing to fear.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 07:08 AM (lwiT4)

65
They never tell you what candidate they want me to vote for and the reasons why.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:04 AM (8ikIW)


All of them will raise taxes to try to pay for unsustainable public-sector pensions.

Pensions: sacrosanct. Your money: not so much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:08 AM (s4MOT)

66 Why so much meat? Are you feeding a platoon?

I am just not a big fan of leftovers.

Posted by: JAS at March 04, 2018 07:12 AM (sCN2W)

67 I am just not a big fan of leftovers.
Posted by: JAS

The older I've gotten, the less I appreciate grilled leftovers. Brats off the grill are okay. Stews and casseroles are okay. Day old smoked or grilled meat do not agree with my tummy

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

68 Do the fence. Once it's done, it's done.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2018 07:16 AM (EoRCO)

69 Wow. We turn the clocks ahead next weekend.

That was fast.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2018 07:16 AM (HiDrR)

70 Wow. We turn the clocks ahead next weekend.

That was fast.
Posted by: IrishEi

Since the time change isn't based on anything, I'm changing mine at 10:34 AM today.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

71 Baltimore continues to struggle with power restoration. The other side of our street has been dark since Friday, and no solid estimate on when restoration will be complete.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:19 AM (EyPfd)

72 Baltimore continues to struggle with power restoration. The other side of our street has been dark since Friday, and no solid estimate on when restoration will be complete.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

If the power isn't back on soon, it's totally legal to start looting.
It's the law

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:22 AM (8ikIW)

73 For those fans of the old days of Christian contemporary music, you know the pickings were slim. Here is a jewel among the ...., well you know.


Kim Hill - "Psalm 1" - 1988


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFTIfoBOb9I


Once you hear it, it will be stuck in your ear for the next 30 years. Trust me.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 07:23 AM (lwiT4)

74 I suggest changing clocks ahead the first week of January and changing them back last week of December

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 07:23 AM (aC6Sd)

75 Daylight Savings Time!!! YAY! That means winter didn't kill me, and I can go for a walk after supper. YAY!

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 07:25 AM (lwiT4)

76 "Taxes, motherfucker! Do you speak it?"

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson, Founding Father at March 04, 2018 07:25 AM (z2W2E)

77 "If the power isn't back on soon, it's totally legal to start looting.
It's the law"

Fortunately, it is suburban residences that seem to be effected most.

Otherwise...it would be Game On.

Of course, as many of the residents and homeowners have gone to stay with friends or families in the area, I would soon expect the more adventurous Dindu Nuffins to start trolling the darkened blocks for midnight shopping.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:25 AM (EyPfd)

78
"I was glad" from the Psalm 22:1, by Sir Charles Hubert Hastings Party.

https://youtu.be/N2FBBb14em8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:27 AM (Xpebp)

79 All of them will raise taxes to try to pay for unsustainable public-sector pensions.



Pensions: sacrosanct. Your money: not so much.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:08 AM (s4MOT)

What was that story in the NY Post about one retired city worker in NYC getting over 300,000 per year. Just think of all the ones that aren't reported.

Posted by: Colin at March 04, 2018 07:28 AM (eh5Dz)

80 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2018 07:29 AM (KCxzN)

81
I propose turning clocks back by one hour and one day on Sunday so we get two Saturdays and forward by one hour and one day on Monday midnight so we avoid Monday altogether.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:30 AM (zAQ9z)

82 >>>House committee report reveals how Russia financed eco-Nazi groups to hamper US energy development.


*sigh* we have too many zealous idealistic idiots in this country, just waiting to be led around by the nose. They fail to notice little details, such as the Paris accords hobbling US industry but not really doing much to reduce "emissions" world wide. They need to be told "You're Putin's dupes. You're not saving the planet".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 04, 2018 07:31 AM (/qEW2)

83 Pretty sure that disaster movies are supposed to "be about", not "be a"

DEEP IMPACT is a disaster

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2018 07:32 AM (VWsDy)

84 OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!

The OSCARS are on tonite...Squealllllll

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)

85 So the CMU shooter used his own fathers gun to kill his father and mother.

oh, well, um, I guess we got nothing for that.

...MSM...

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

86 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:19 AM (EyPfd)

A neighborhood going dark in Ballamore

SHOCKER

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2018 07:35 AM (VWsDy)

87 When God fills us

An Our Daily Bread devotional:

https://odb.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2018 07:36 AM (8+Ozj)

88 Baltimore continues to struggle with power restoration. The other side of our street has been dark since Friday, and no solid estimate on when restoration will be complete.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:19 AM (EyPfd)


========

What kind of service do they expect? It's not like they're Puerto Rico or something.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 04, 2018 07:36 AM (/qEW2)

89 If he puts his clocks forward now the meats will be done sooner et voila enough time for the wee fancy fence 'eh.
Why is logic so hard for some?

Posted by: saf at March 04, 2018 07:36 AM (5IHGB)

90 "So the CMU shooter used his own fathers gun to kill his father and mother.

oh, well, um, I guess we got nothing for that.

...MSM... "

Are they listing this as a school shooting, or a case of Domestic Violence now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:37 AM (EyPfd)

91 If he puts his clocks forward now the meats will be done sooner et voila enough time for the wee fancy fence 'eh.
Why is logic so hard for some?
Posted by: saf

And turn the heat up to 11

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:38 AM (8ikIW)

92 Are they listing this as a school shooting, or a case of Domestic Violence now?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It just kind of disappeared off the news.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

93 OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!

The OSCARS are on tonite...Squealllllll

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)


========

Jodie Foster and Jennifer Lawrence to replace Casey Affleck as presenters. So get ready for some girl-on-girl action.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 04, 2018 07:41 AM (/qEW2)

94 "What kind of service do they expect? It's not like they're Puerto Rico or something."

Well, if one goes by the special snowflakes posting on NextDoor, Baltimore Gas and Electric should have preemptively staged crews in elevated bucket trucks next to trees prior to the beginning of the storm.
And don't get me started about the street intersections with darkened traffic signals. In a town where every driver is special, and they are on a mission from God to serve the homeless, nobody needs to give way to anyone else.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:42 AM (EyPfd)

95 They never tell you what candidate they want me to vote for and the reasons why.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:04 AM (8ikIW)
Is your last name Rauner?

Posted by: HoggDog at March 04, 2018 07:43 AM (kiSdp)

96
Entertainment reporter is the lowest form of journalism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:43 AM (YicdJ)

97 'It just kind of disappeared off the news.'


So....it's Domestic Violence then.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:43 AM (EyPfd)

98 'Jodie Foster and Jennifer Lawrence to replace Casey Affleck as presenters. So get ready for some girl-on-girl action.'

And a better than 50/50 chance that JLaw will be drunk during the show.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:44 AM (EyPfd)

99 Oscar night !!
Who's up for taking some knots out of some gold chains tonight??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2018 07:44 AM (VWsDy)

100 'Who's up for taking some knots out of some gold chains tonight??'

Would love to.

But I think I'll get a root canal, and clean the litter boxes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:46 AM (EyPfd)

101
Oscars-bound actors will be wearing pins to highlight gun violence. Looks like Hollywood moguls and actors raping everything in sight is no longer a cause.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:46 AM (nbafr)

102 Is your last name Rauner?
Posted by: HoggDog

No. Unless I can have access to his bank account(s)

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

103 ' Looks like Hollywood moguls and actors raping everything in sight is no longer a cause. '

Hollywood was never angry that They found out about all the sexual assault and rape shit going on.

They became angry when the public found out about it.

And now....a sooper shiny squirrel has come along to distract the public.

If we didn't have mass shootings-someone would almost have to create them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:52 AM (EyPfd)

104 I wonder if this will cause anything to change in England's present course.

https://tinyurl.com/y7y62eg9

A British teacher was convicted Friday of trying to recruit students to carry out Islamic State-inspired attacks across London.

Umar Haque, 25, was accused of radicalizing children at two schools and a mosque, making them re-enact deadly attacks on London and role-play attacks on police officers; he even exposed the children to gruesome videos of beheadings

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 04, 2018 07:53 AM (/qEW2)

105 And a better than 50/50 chance that JLaw will be drunk during the show.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:44 AM

Oh, so that's why she trips and falls at every awards show.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2018 07:53 AM (2NqXo)

106 They became angry when the public found out about it.


And then the damn public called out the hypocrisy.
Damn public. They probably don't even appreciate our remakes of crappy movies because we're too busy with denouncing America to come up with anything original.

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2018 07:54 AM (8ikIW)

107 Up early on my birthday because I slept so soundly last night. We went to the Newsboys United concert last night, and had a blast! Front-row seats, photo-op with the band, and Pooky made it through THE ENTIRE CONCERT! He was a little stressed at the end because a girl behind him was singing along off-key and out of rhythm, but it was a great present to me to see him handle a crowd that well. The family next to us brought along a Cap'n Crunch box for The Breakfast Song, and the band loved it. This is going on my "Top Birthdays" list!

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 04, 2018 07:54 AM (XKZwp)

108 'mornin' Alton.

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 07:55 AM (sdi6R)

109
Great news, pookysgirl! Best wishes to you and Pooky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:56 AM (YJnlF)

110 With modern electronic controls - the food slow cooks itself - ala SousVid - your smoker may vary.
I think you should build that-Phence before the weather is warmer in future months. (Sunscreen while you are at it even though its March).
Cheers!

Posted by: MoJoeTee at March 04, 2018 07:57 AM (kpTNo)

111 Happy Birthday pookysgirl.

Glad to hear that he made it through the event pretty well.

Not too sure about the breakfast song, but it is a known fact that I am old.

So we'll blame it on that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 07:58 AM (EyPfd)

112 Once you got them on the smoker, you got time for the fence, krak...

But a question.. wouldn't a pork loin come out pretty dry on a smoker?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2018 07:59 AM (5tSKk)

113 Oscars-bound actors will be wearing pins to highlight gun violence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________

As in "Continue to pay money to see our cinematic simulations of gun violence"?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 04, 2018 07:59 AM (y+SdL)

114 Happy Birthday, pookysgirl!

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 08:00 AM (sdi6R)

115 Krakatoa is like Arby's. He has the meats.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2018 08:00 AM (2NqXo)

116 6 half loins = 3 loins......there, I just cut your work-load.

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2018 08:02 AM (0+nbW)

117 In Baltimore does the side with power set up a armed perimeter against the side without power?

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 08:03 AM (aC6Sd)

118 ' 6 half loins = 3 loins......there, I just cut your work-load.'

Math..

I was told there would be no math!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 08:03 AM (EyPfd)

119 pookysgirl - you guys went to a Newsboys concert?? Jealous, I am.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 08:03 AM (lwiT4)

120 Happy birthday to Pookysgirl
Happy birthday to Pookysgirl
Happy birthday to Pookysgirl
And may you have many many more!

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 08:05 AM (aC6Sd)

121 CMU is a (race not reported)-on-(race not reported) crime. Those never matter to the news. However else it might fit an agenda, that sort of thing can't and won't be reported except by TapperTwitter(tm).

Posted by: Downcast at March 04, 2018 08:05 AM (v2Njf)

122 Why aren't they wearing anti-rape pins too? On the red carpet, Jennifer Lawrence can solemnly talk about her opposition to women being sexually abused while she promotes her new movie, Red Sparrow, described by one reviewer as "a brutal plunge into a world of sexual assault and degradation."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2018 08:06 AM (2NqXo)

123 "In Baltimore does the side with power set up a armed perimeter against the side without power?"

In our community, those who enjoy the rights recognized by the Second Amendment have a secret handshake, and pre-determined fields of fire.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 08:06 AM (EyPfd)

124 Hollyweird can kiss my Red Neck.

Posted by: ALH at March 04, 2018 08:13 AM (rkGhg)

125 Newsboys? Never heard of em.. but that certainly is a beautiful old theater!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2018 08:15 AM (5tSKk)

126 At the Oscars those against 2nd Amendment rights should wear those stickers for cars showing bullet holes showing them to be easy marks.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 08:15 AM (aC6Sd)

127 and.. Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2018 08:16 AM (5tSKk)

128 ICE has found that many of the illegals rounded up despite the warning by the Oakland Mayor were violent criminals who had been previously deported. They further said that 800 of these violent thugs could not be located because of the Mayor's warnings.


http://tinyurl.com/yboc5exl
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 04, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)



That bitch needs to be rotting in jail

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 04, 2018 08:16 AM (SiINZ)

129 Today would have been my Faye's 73rd birthday. She is celebrating in heaven.
Neither of us was particularly sentimental about birthdays, so this is not as painful as it could have been.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 04, 2018 08:17 AM (nBr1j)

130 Worked in Cheltenham years ago, heard the police had t shirts with Philadelphia border security or something like that

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 08:18 AM (aC6Sd)

131 I have never understood some people's reticence regarding the death penalty. Some trash just needs to be taken out.

Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2018 06:08 AM (MVdlS)

My favorite dichotomy are the folks who are against the death penalty but are for abortion. No logic in that position.

Logic. How does it work?
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2018 06:32 AM (pRXvJ)


I took a philosophy class as part of my gen. ed. requirements; prof. was an openly avowed Communist that also taught logic. Subject of death penalty/abortion came up and he made the point that if you believed in the "sanctity of life" then supporting capital punishment while opposing abortion was illogical.

He then asked the class for another viewpoint. I responded that I supported capital punishment/opposed abortion based on "personal responsibility." The murderer was responsible for his actions while the fetus was not responsible for his conception. Prof. was silent for a moment and then said he had never heard anyone take that position before but found it logical.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 04, 2018 08:18 AM (5Yee7)

132 Morning peeps.

Yes, today is a day to smoke some meat. Baby back ribs and pork loins. Plus taters and beans from last year's garden.

And booze. Lots 'n lots of booze.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 04, 2018 08:18 AM (iiixZ)

133 Prager has been the one to point out to me the old Testament is against murder and for legal execution for that crime.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 08:21 AM (aC6Sd)

134 "In Baltimore does the side with power set up a armed perimeter against the side without power?"
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I assume you mean that Democrats seek to exclude conservatives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:21 AM (nBBdT)

135 But a question.. wouldn't a pork loin come out pretty dry on a smoker?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2018 07:59 AM (5tSKk)

Not at all. Of course, my smoker isn't large so I'm not trying to cook huge amounts of mixed meats at one time. I did smoke a couple salmon fillets along with the loin this last time and both turned out delicious.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2018 08:21 AM (rp9xB)

136 Newsboys, "Breakfast:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgqyOjExdSY

For those that don't know what Pookysgirl is talking about.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2018 08:22 AM (bZ7mE)

137 "Prager has been the one to point out to me the old Testament is against murder and for legal execution for that crime."

My limited understanding of the Scriptures seems to indicate that "Thou shall not kill" was was improperly translated, and the original text was more along the lines of "Thou shall not commit murder"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 08:23 AM (EyPfd)

138 As I read through the comments I'm listening to We Shall All be Reunited by Patty Griffin. Love it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 04, 2018 08:23 AM (nBr1j)

139 House committee report reveals how Russia financed eco-Nazi groups to hamper US energy development.

Remember those anti-fracking documentaries being funded by oil sheiks in Dubai?

Yes, activists are a scam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

140 Northerlurker - she has a celebration like never before.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 04, 2018 08:25 AM (lwiT4)

141 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2018 07:03 AM (u8DfU)

H7: I hope #BigKennel doesn't have the fix in today!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 04, 2018 08:25 AM (gwPgz)

142 My limited understanding of the Scriptures seems to indicate that "Thou shall not kill" was was improperly translated, and the original text was more along the lines of "Thou shall not commit murder"

I believe that the original Hebrew is a little ambiguous - their words just don't have the same sematical distinctions English does - but taken in context with the rest of the Law (basically an expansion and application of the 10 Commandments) "murder" is the most appropriate English translation.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2018 08:25 AM (bZ7mE)

143 Retired Buckeye Cop @ 131 --

You have to respect someone who's that intellectually honest -- first in being open about his being a Communist, and second about how he viewed your argument on its merits instead of on how well it fit his worldview.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 04, 2018 08:26 AM (y+SdL)

144 Why aren't they wearing anti-rape pins too? On the red carpet, Jennifer Lawrence can solemnly talk about her opposition to women being sexually abused while she promotes her new movie, Red Sparrow, described by one reviewer as "a brutal plunge into a world of sexual assault and degradation."

Posted by: JuJuBee,
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Right.

Liam Neeson protesting gun violence, while raking in millions by making movies featuring himself engaging in...gun violence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:26 AM (y3sT9)

145 If Hollywood gave back the money it's made depicting gun violence, it would be Haiti.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2018 08:28 AM (oVJmc)

146 If Hollywood gave back the money it's made depicting gun violence, it would be Haiti.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2018 08:28 AM (oVJmc)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 04, 2018 08:29 AM (U+nHb)

147 In our community, those who enjoy the rights recognized by the Second Amendment have a secret handshake, and pre-determined fields of fire.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 08:06 AM (EyPfd)

In 2008, my wife was going to visit her mother at her childhood home in Baltimore. I offered to take her to Hartford so she could fly down but no, she had to drive down in her new BMW I had just bought her. She had a large black lady sit on her hood while stopped at a red light. Nice large dent, Last time my wife ever went home.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2018 08:29 AM (VWsDy)

148 CMU is a (race not reported)-on-(race not reported) crime. Those never matter to the news. However else it might fit an agenda, that sort of thing can't and won't be reported except by TapperTwitter(tm).
Posted by: Downcast at March 04, 2018 08:05 AM (v2Njf)

Local police had a more in depth press conference yesterday.
Apparently, Jr. had run into the campus police dept. saying that someone was trying to kill him Thursday night. Police trying to talk to him, he pointed out a man whom he said had a gun and was going to kill him. Said person was detained and found to have zero involvement with Jr. , no weapons, etc.
Jr. again began to exhibit extreme paranoia, etc. and campus police called his parents ( even though he was 19...) and his mother agreed with police that this sounded like a drug induced problem and to take him to hospital. He was admitted to hospital and parents arrived to in AM to pick him up, hospital released him. They all went back to his dorm to pack his stuff , at one point he went down to the parking lot to parent's car, and when he came back across parking lot, he was carrying his father's pistol per surveillance camera. He went back into dorm and shot both parents with it, then fled.
When he was found on the railroad tracks at midnight, he was incoherent, confused, and hypothermic.

He is currently in the hospital under guard.

My guess is he is suffering from drug induced psychotic paranoia. Maybe meth, whatever.

CMU had to add in that it was illegal for his father to have brought a gun , even in his vehicle, onto campus, as CMU is a gun free zone.
The only people allowed guns are active duty police and those with "special permission".

Ok, maybe they shouldn't have left Jr. with the key's to the car. My guess is parent's were in denial as to how bad kid's episode was.

Or it was all a big act, although I don't think so.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 04, 2018 08:29 AM (m0lmR)

149 As I read through the comments I'm listening to We Shall All be Reunited by Patty Griffin. Love it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 04, 2018 08:23 AM (nBr1j)


Yo Teem, don't have a link but track down "Your Long Journey" by Alison Kraus and Robert Plant (album is "Raising Sand". Haunting and beautiful song.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 04, 2018 08:30 AM (gwPgz)

150 Dennis Prager is coming out very soon with a book explaining the Old Testament, one can already pre-order it. He has always every once in a while explained the meanings often when someone miss represents them.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2018 08:30 AM (aC6Sd)

151 When I smoke meats, except for fish, I usually will use some foil and wrap the cuts, or put them in a disposable pan, covered with foil for the last couple of hours. I've been told that meat can only "take so much smoke." Then it stops absorbing it.

The previous loins I've done using this method have all be moist and tasty.

I've been less successful with the ribs for some reason. Probably the bones in them.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 04, 2018 08:31 AM (iiixZ)

152 On last night's ONT there was mention of a group Underhill Rose. Blue grass, folk, and similar Amercana music. Three girls playing acoustic guitar, string bass, and banjo. Wonderful, simple music and lovely vocal harmonies. If you like that kind of music, check them out on youtube. Worth a listen. And the young women are even attractive.

BTW, the banjo player is the daughter of Roy Underhill of the Woodwright's Shop. She was on the show years ago as a little girl watching daddy build her something. She grew up well!

Posted by: JTB at March 04, 2018 08:32 AM (V+03K)

153 Not at all. Of course, my smoker isn't large so I'm not trying to cook huge amounts of mixed meats at one time. I did smoke a couple salmon fillets along with the loin this last time and both turned out delicious.
...........
After asking my question, I googled smoking pork loins...

It seems a pork loin is done in a couple hours.. I was thinking a long smoke like a pork shoulder.. which is why I thought it would be dry..

Sounds good!

I am going to try cold smoking some salmon once the weather gets a bit warmer.. but hot-smoked sounds good too!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2018 08:32 AM (5tSKk)

154 "and when he came back across parking lot, he was carrying his father's pistol per surveillance camera."

Could they tell from the video what model of Assault Rifle the fathers pistol was?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 08:32 AM (EyPfd)

155 >>House committee report reveals how Russia financed eco-Nazi groups to hamper US energy development.



Kinda like Dubai funding movies that whip up hysteria about fracking?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2018 08:33 AM (W+vEI)

156 I forgot to mention that my smoker (electric) also has a pan for water in addition to the wood chip box. So if something is going to take awhile, I'll use the water pan. It only needs to be filled once.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 04, 2018 08:35 AM (iiixZ)

157 149 As I read through the comments I'm listening to We Shall All be Reunited by Patty Griffin. Love it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 04, 2018 08:23 AM (nBr1j)

Yo Teem, don't have a link but track down "Your Long Journey" by Alison Kraus and Robert Plant (album is "Raising Sand". Haunting and beautiful song.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 04, 2018 08:30 AM (gwPgz)

I've actually downloaded the album onto my hard drive. I will make a point of listening to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 04, 2018 08:37 AM (nBr1j)

158 I do not understand those words in that order. Why would I buy him a pizza for killing a kitten?

============

The actual question is, did anyone chip in $s to buy the asshole a pizza?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 04, 2018 08:37 AM (rdl6o)

159 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2018 08:32 AM (5tSKk)

I usually use mulberry to smoke salmon (because there's a mulberry tree in our yard so grabbing a branch is easy) and cook over oak (because that's what I have), but this time I only used the oak and it was amazingly wonderful. I *did* use an Asian-inspired glaze and let it set on the salmon in the fridge for an hour or so, and that may have made a difference.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2018 08:38 AM (rp9xB)

160 If you can build 300ft of fence in the time it takes you to smoke some meats, then you should do that as a business. Then you can go and buy some smoked meats.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2018 08:38 AM (VWsDy)

161 Morning all. They are calling for rain but right now the sky is blue. High of 55. I'll take it!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2018 08:38 AM (dUJdY)

162 136 Newsboys, "Breakfast:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgqyOjExdSY

For those that don't know what Pookysgirl is talking about.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2018 08:22 AM (bZ7mE)


The photo reminded me of the Northrop M2-F2.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_M2-F2

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 08:38 AM (sdi6R)

163 I've actually downloaded the album onto my hard drive. I will make a point of listening to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 04, 2018 08:37 AM (nBr1j)


I had never heard it before came up on a Pandora rotation after my wife passed, I still stop everything I'm doing to listen when it comes up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 04, 2018 08:39 AM (gwPgz)

164 They all went back to his dorm to pack his stuff , at one point he went down to the parking lot to parent's car,

?

Your son's having paranoid delusions, and you let him out of your sight?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2018 08:39 AM (oVJmc)

165 The secretary for my supervisor called me on Thursday. The church you serve hasn't completed your sixth month evaluation which was due in February. It was handed out at the transition meeting in May. Well, that's because I started there after the transition meeting took place and nobody told me about it. I did not say that I hate forms, and most of this form is appropriate for a much larger church than I serve. Ugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2018 08:40 AM (8+Ozj)

166 Could they tell from the video what model of Assault Rifle the fathers pistol was?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 08:32 AM (EyPfd)


No, but it did have the thing that goes up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 04, 2018 08:40 AM (gwPgz)

167 Your son's having paranoid delusions, and you let him out of your sight?

Not terribly bright, eh?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2018 08:41 AM (dUJdY)

168 Lemme' get this straight...

Corporate tax is a tax passed directly to the consumer.

Trump gives corporate tax break.

Talking heads say nothing about the consumer.

Trump gives worker/consumers tax break.

Talking heads say nothing about the consumer.

Trump suggests tariffs on aluminum and steel.

SUDDENLY

Talking heads are concerned about the consumer.

My head aches.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 04, 2018 08:41 AM (3cq8T)

169 Sounds as if the shooter shouldn't have been released from the hospital.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2018 08:41 AM (8+Ozj)

170 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2018 08:42 AM (hyuyC)

171 Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 04, 2018 08:35 AM (iiixZ)

I've stopped using a water pan because my son accidentally broke the chiminea while mowing. Which sounds like a huge non sequiter. I put some of the unglazed terra cotta pieces under the rack that holds the fire because, in theory, the heated clay should give off heat steadily like an old-fashioned bread oven.. I can't really tell if this was a good idea or not.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2018 08:42 AM (rp9xB)

172 Vic, thank you for the news, Most appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2018 08:42 AM (hyuyC)

173 >>....My guess is he is suffering from drug induced psychotic paranoia. Maybe meth, whatever.



That incident is so sad.

Saw this at American Thinker - it discusses pot in the UK, but I wonder if this is happening in the US, too:

Over the last 50 years, growers have been altering the proportion of THC to CBD and other phytocannabinoids.  On top of that, growers also add pure, synthetic THC, the most toxic version.
...
Dr Marta Di Forti, Medical Research Council Clinician Scientist at King's College warned that the powerful drug placed Britain's 2.1 million cannabis users at risk of schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, depression, psychosis, delusions and hallucinations.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd62uomm

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2018 08:42 AM (W+vEI)

174 Thank you for the birthday well-wishes! And yes, Chi-Town Jerry, the Orpheum is beautiful but last night it literally shook with the music blasting. If I end up with hearing loss from last night (which I probably did), then it was the most fun way to lose it!

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 04, 2018 08:43 AM (XKZwp)

175 Morning NaCly!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2018 08:44 AM (dUJdY)

176 We should legalize marijuana so that the government can do for it what they did for toilets, dishwashing detergent, and so many other things that no longer work as effectively as they used to.

That way everyone will be happy.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2018 08:46 AM (bZ7mE)

177 The secretary for my supervisor called me on Thursday. The church you serve hasn't completed your sixth month evaluation which was due in February. It was handed out at the transition meeting in May. Well, that's because I started there after the transition meeting took place and nobody told me about it. I did not say that I hate forms, and most of this form is appropriate for a much larger church than I serve. Ugh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Thus, Wesley warned against Bishops.

*tongue in cheek, mostly*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:47 AM (nBBdT)

178 {{{ Jewells45 }}}

You should know that my wife wears your nautical necklace when she wants to look particularly put together.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2018 08:47 AM (hyuyC)

179 Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2018 08:42 AM (W+vEI)

Another nearly unreported aspect of UK marijuana growing is that they are bringing in kids from Southeast Asia and forcing them to work the grow operations for no pay. Yes, the UK has once again started importing slaves (on a private basis) to work a sector of production.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2018 08:47 AM (rp9xB)

180 Jewells45

How did your show go? And are you doing better in this warm spell?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2018 08:48 AM (hyuyC)

181 Grey Fox - Beautiful weather we're having, no? A bit of 'In like a lion', but clear Carolina Blue skies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:49 AM (nBBdT)

182 Brisket, Brexit. All so confusing I can't text it!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2018 08:51 AM (03gmn)

183 >>...they are bringing in kids from Southeast Asia and forcing them to work the grow operations for no pay.



Another immigration success story!!
That is terrible.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2018 08:51 AM (W+vEI)

184 Sounds as if the shooter shouldn't have been released from the hospital.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Brief psychiatric evaluations, in the absence of immediate manifestation of problems, probably isn't easy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:52 AM (FJXGr)

185 Grey Fox - Beautiful weather we're having, no? A bit of 'In like a lion', but clear Carolina Blue skies.

Yesterday was very nice. Friday was nice once it warmed up.

Really looking forward to spring.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 04, 2018 08:52 AM (bZ7mE)

186 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:47 AM (nBBdT)

This was from the Supeirntendent's office-You know the guy/gal all the laity either hate or don't know! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2018 08:53 AM (8+Ozj)

187 I must hie me off to Church. Hate missing the Book Thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:53 AM (FJXGr)

188 Have you given her the other one yet? Show was.. meh. Not a big crowd. This whole learning curve thing is really starting to cost me money! Met some nice people though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2018 08:53 AM (dUJdY)

189 This was from the Supeirntendent's office-You know the guy/gal all the laity either hate or don't know! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Generous of you, but I'm convinced that the Bishop Cabal merits a watchful eye.

*tongue still mostly in cheek*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2018 08:55 AM (cp1if)

190 Yes, they do merit a watchful eye.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2018 08:57 AM (8+Ozj)

191 188 Jewells45

Shhh. Not yet. I think on the 18th. As a surprise. Right now it's in my Emergency Marriage Repair Kit, for if or when I screw up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2018 08:58 AM (hyuyC)

192 20 Bombogenesis is over here
Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2018 06:02 AM


Bombagenesis is over here.

Posted by: Italy at March 04, 2018 08:59 AM (DMUuz)

193 Book thread is (finally) up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 04, 2018 09:01 AM (qJtVm)

194 for if or when I screw up.

I doubt that happens often.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2018 09:02 AM (dUJdY)

195 Go Italy. Do the right thing.

EU exit and border controls.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2018 09:02 AM (hyuyC)

196 Let's trade: I'll let you have fun building my fence while I work on these ribs.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at March 04, 2018 09:03 AM (Ndje9)

197 Trump made some pretty good jokes at the Gridiron Dinner last night, including telling the media "This is the most fun I've had since watching your faces on Election night."

Link goes to Politico: most of the commenters there are "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" leftists who are hyperventilating about the jokes.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/03/04/trump-gridiron-dinner-speech-address-434424

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at March 04, 2018 09:07 AM (P8951)

198 197 Trump made some pretty good jokes at the Gridiron Dinner last night, including telling the media "This is the most fun I've had since watching your faces on Election night."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at March 04, 2018 09:07 AM (P8951)


LOL. We really need to clone him.

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2018 09:09 AM (sdi6R)

199 "LOL. We really need to clone him."

There are times that I wonder if Trump and Andrew Breitbart were separated at birth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2018 09:12 AM (EyPfd)

200 MMMm just took a nice pound and a half of pork belly, sliced into thick slices and gave it a spice rub to cure it : salt lots of paprika, smoked paprika, brown sugar, a touch of cayenne, chili powder, secret spices. Now its curing/air drying. Having some of it later as an appetizer to our beef stew dinner I am making (which I serve over cheese grits). With a nice glass of cab ~ Mrs. Redux and I will be in food heaven later.


I do this, my fellow holdings, all in your honor.


Smile Hordlings and struck fear into the hearts of leftards everywhere. Life is still good.

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 04, 2018 09:24 AM (0/0WS)

201 Today would have been my Faye's 73rd birthday. She is celebrating in heaven.

Neither of us was particularly sentimental about birthdays, so this is not as painful as it could have been.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 04, 2018 08:17 AM (nBr1j)

Although she is no longer earthly bound, Faye is still with you in spirit and is watching over you. Our thoughts are with you, and her, on her birthday in heaven. G-d bless.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 04, 2018 09:27 AM (TPimP)

202 I don't mind doing fences as long as someone else sets the posts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 04, 2018 09:45 AM (3BFzK)

203 Is he building the fence to protect his meat.?..then fence first...THE WALL later..a brisket a taskit hurry up ya silly baskit.

Posted by: saf at March 04, 2018 10:52 AM (5IHGB)

204 ...This whole learning curve thing is really starting to cost me money! ...

Jewells45


Quote of the century.


Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2018 11:44 AM (VXbIB)

205 David Byrne has a cool stage setup for his new tour...

https://www.njarts.net/pop-rock/david-byrne-brings-untethered-band-red-bank-video-setlist/

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