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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chris M at March 02, 2018 02:17 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Iblis at March 02, 2018 02:18 PM (Jbn3q)
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2018 02:18 PM (W4xXw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2018 02:18 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (vg8iE)
In two weeks they'll be fundraising for the ANC.
"Expropriation!!!!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Sunday Coupons at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (KwTdE)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Ever at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (OLS0m)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (O2RFr)
I'd say so- they have put themselves into the playing field.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (jHrzU)
Out of the mouths of babes is shit they ain't learnt.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: David Hogg at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (W4xXw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (KwTdE)
WTF am I thinking about ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (VWsDy)
I thought they'd do some Delta commercials first.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (I/iGu)
Cadillac has first dibs on the trannies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (qJtVm)
Only the government needs these weapons.
Besides, that is why we have police- they can and will protect us.
*Government cowers outside slaughterhouse.*
Give us MORE power!
Profit?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Hugh Grant at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 02:21 PM (KwTdE)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2018 02:19 PM (O2RFr)
I'd say so- they have put themselves into the playing field.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I don't care how old they are. Start talking about removing my God given rights, and you are fair game.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (yX09K)
Would you care to put two and two together?
A DNC bankrupt.
A magnificently choreographed pre packaged media display captures the national zeitgeist propitiously timed to channel funds to the DNC.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (/2OdY)
Posted by: Jwest at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (w8Rs1)
They have gone from star turns on prime time to selling collectible porcelain plates on local access cable.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (/tuJf)
And in response to Muldoon's earworm, I got the ICD10 my damn self:
T16.9 Foreign body in ear, unspecified ear
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Delaney Tarr, aspiring journolist at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (nFwvY)
PDT should go on the air and shame them publicly.
Posted by: Under Fire
PDT should direct the IRS to open the new case of magnifying glasses and observe closely so the government isn't cheated out of it's rightful taxes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: HarrysNotHere at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (59WWm)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (ymnmz)
-Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (wPiJc)
Kiss-Ass.
Don't think you're getting out of this fight.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2018 02:24 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 02:24 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at March 02, 2018 02:24 PM (w0gR/)
Posted by: Avi at March 02, 2018 02:24 PM (+Anjo)
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 02, 2018 02:24 PM (HVB7P)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (vg8iE)
To be fair, they'll get community college credits in media studies for such work.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (I/iGu)
They have been in full out assault mode since the R primaries, and yet ... seems like people are just ignoring them.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (r+sAi)
Don't confuse them with facts... They're on a roll
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 02:24 PM (juCZM)
To the underpass where he gives hand jobs, 2 for $10.
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (w8Rs1)
If I shoot up my school, we could all be celebrities too and everyone will work together for a good cause.
Posted by: Jwest at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (/roJx)
Let their families and their neighbors teach them social values.
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (sCN2W)
Long-Running joke between Muldoon and I.
I saw panties getting bunched as I typed it... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (ymnmz)
Be open and proud about it. Thats why I think Bernie is much more honest than his fellow travelers in the DEM party. He calls himself what he is, a socialist.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (wGbBR)
--Tide Pod Eating Leftist Who Has Only Read One Book
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (39g3+)
-Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2018 02:22 PM (wPiJc)
Kiss-Ass.
Don't think you're getting out of this fight.
Posted by: Slapweasel
ICD10 - N 22.19 Nose, Brown. Unspecified reason.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (jHrzU)
I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find fundraising going on in this establishment!!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (w8Rs1)
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He pays them for the privilege
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Sponge
2 fer tuesdays
i know it well
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Fritz at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (2Mnv1)
If I shoot up my school, we could all be celebrities too and everyone will work together for a good cause.
Posted by: Jwest at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (/roJx)
Somewhere in America, Soros and the DNC are telling some kid.......
I find that header more accurate.
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (w8Rs1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (KP5rU)
Otherwise address the DNC, and adult citizens of the US, address the constitution and a history lesson on why those specific rights were written.
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (3sOO0)
Now been co-opted. Used like $5 whore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (KwTdE)
Oh, all right. Fuck them all and the parents that are allowing their children to be used as butt monkeys for the DNC/Planned Parenthood/et al, etc., ad nauseum.
Posted by: biblio at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (6FY0P)
--Schoolkids across America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (KwTdE)
-Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:26 PM (yX09K)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:28 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2018 02:28 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:28 PM (sCN2W)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Christian Toto at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (GppXG)
Griefsploitation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2018 02:20 PM (ycWCI)
We all grieve differently! Some of us cry, some of us us stand on dead bodies and speak for them. It's like a Long Island Medium Thing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (ymnmz)
Small island in Rhode Island. Just had an 18 wheeler blow over on one of the bridges so now they are closed.
Curse you bombogenesis ....screwing around with my Happy Hour.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (/tuJf)
the murderer still breathes oxygen
when they put him on the stand and he says these kids bullied him to the point he pulled the trigger
any attorney worth their salt will play that card.
gonna get messy
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (FZYNt)
Matthew 8:12
But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of t██th.
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (7n4KQ)
Now been co-opted. Used like $5 whore.
It's almost like an astute and active AG would have already been looking into this collusion.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (r9UYA)
Did the Hogg kid and baldy go back to school yet or wouldn't their Hollywood agents let them?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (O2RFr)
I HAVE A NAME!
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: First? at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (BkH30)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (mpXpK)
Read the latest articles on kids in Washington D.C. schools who are "graduating".
A couple of them can read, but most can't.
I've been advocating bulldozing the schools and completely eliminating the public school system for years.
It's not like we're going to do any worse.
Posted by: Jwest at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (/roJx)
It's Friday afternoon out east, almost lunchtime here.
Oh I wonder....I wonder...what breaking news will hit in the next couple of hours???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (0tfLf)
everything is an opportunity for beating their gain in power, and less power to citizens.
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (/ikqi)
My kid's Middle School was trying to develop a policy with respect to student protests, and specifically the upcoming walkout. At the PTA meeting, we suggested counting them as truant, but were vastly outnumbered (we live in one of those "keep XXX weird" communities where everyone has a Mental Illness Haircut). The school decided to allow it, so we'll either explain to our boy why he should not participate, or give him a sign that says "I support the Constitution" or "Arm our Teachers"
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: JackStraw
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We need an emergency booze drop STAT!!!
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (f+Wh5)
Posted by: RoyalOil
The Jews said "Never Again" & they don't all believe it.
And they are a hell of a lot more invested in NA than a bunch of teenyboppers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: The DNC at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (KP5rU)
Home.
School.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)
Oh, all right. Fuck them all and the parents that are allowing their children to be used as butt monkeys for the DNC/Planned Parenthood/et al, etc., ad nauseum.
Posted by: biblio at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (6FY0P)
My kid is a rockstar- so I am too as an example of great parenting!
-douchebag parent
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (ycWCI)
No, it's akshully the Left and the Democrats (one and the same of course) that are 'killing the children'. In the name of their leftist religion. They believe in human sacrifice and these dead kids are offered up on that altar.
Democrat Party Delenda Est.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (F5+ro)
You can pull the political-media bandwagon up to the LIV, but you can't make him give a crap about it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (hLRSq)
February 15: Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real
suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of
the oppressed creature...
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 02, 2018 02:32 PM (RHEDC)
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He looks like that stupid kid who plays Bruce Wayne on "Gotham."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 02, 2018 02:32 PM (vg8iE)
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And even that can't stop it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (vg8iE)
See: Bataclan
There's honestly a pretty good argument that the ubiquitous access to semi-autos prevents criminals from using full-autos (as they did in Paris.) Think about it, if I'm a criminal and the risk involved is the same for semi vs. full auto, I'm going to buy the full auto every time.
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 02:32 PM (h5ffp)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at March 02, 2018 02:32 PM (rdl6o)
Curse you bombogenesis ....screwing around with my Happy Hour.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM
Get used to it. You're in for a long night. I'm down in Pa and it has backtracked, which is certain to prolong your enjoyment.
Posted by: ACME Little-Giant Snow Cloud Seeder at March 02, 2018 02:32 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (yX09K)
Well rick, it ain't happened In A While. So ... It'll Never Happen Again.
That's their mentality ... and a whole lot of other people's as well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2018 02:32 PM (8tuZ9)
My sentiments are the same as they have been since Sandy Hook: sending your kids to public school is low-effort parenting, and child abuse.
Posted by: trev006 at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (jRA31)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (I/iGu)
Let him appreciate Life before he pontificates to the learned how "Things Should Be".
Admit it, you want to watch me beat his face into a bloody mess on YouTube.
It would be free. It would be my fucking pleasure.
I don't have a Patreon, so don't look for it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (Ckg4U)
just like Holder stated.
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (/ikqi)
A couple of them can read, but most can't.
I've been advocating bulldozing the schools and completely eliminating the public school system for years.
It's not like we're going to do any worse.
Posted by: Jwest at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (/roJx)
I recently befriended a college athlete in his senior year of college (plays soccer at a non-D1 school, so not a sport anyone gives a shit about) who is barely literate.
How in the fuck is that possible? How do you graduate middle school without being able to read and write, much less high school and 3 years of college?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (XWkhW)
the murderer still breathes oxygen
when they put him on the stand and he says these kids bullied him to the point he pulled the trigger
any attorney worth their salt will play that card.
gonna get messy
Posted by: Rick in SK
I didn't give a shit who bullied him, but the more these kids run their pieholes the more curious I become.
Posted by: x at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (KP5rU)
the murderer still breathes oxygen
when they put him on the stand and he says these kids bullied him to the point he pulled the trigger
any attorney worth their salt will play that card.
gonna get messy
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM
Oh wow. Had not thought that far ahead. (Yes, I really do work....from time to time.)
This attorney is going to have a field day!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (/tuJf)
Now been co-opted. Used like $5 whore.
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Speilberg and Katzenberg also gave $500k. Ellen gave $50k.
This op is rolling in Rapeywood money.
Posted by: stace at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Maduro (V as in Venezuela) at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (iNWZ+)
Posted by: Otter at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (ymnmz)
First thing this dumbass wants to do after getting his right to vote is vote to take away one of his rights.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (r+sAi)
Malcolm in the Middle
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at March 02, 2018 02:32 PM
See, now I can't stop picturing an Ewok sitting on top of a bunch of shelves yelling "WHO RULES ACETOWN?!?".
Posted by: Flyguy at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: JackStraw
========
We need an emergency booze drop STAT!!!
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:30 PM (f+Wh5)
Well, I was thinking of taking the sailboat out for a spin today. I bet I can get to RI in record time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (F5+ro)
I don't know why, but it is comic brilliance.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Thanks. I think I'm good. Gonna go look at the ocean, love the ocean is a nor'easter.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2018 02:35 PM (/tuJf)
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You know how they have changed the sizes on clothes because people keep getting fatter?
well they're going to change the bell curve on the IQ distribution to account for the stupid times.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:35 PM (p3eSX)
In my day any self respecting teenagerwould rail against being called a child. Now thay call themselves children
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2018 02:36 PM (lKyWE)
Day had 150 rounds of ammunition in 10-round magazines. Larger ones
would not fit in his bag, Fla. state senator Lauren Book revealed.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 02, 2018 02:36 PM (e8kgV)
Bonus points for including the wounded.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 02, 2018 02:36 PM (3NjrP)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 02, 2018 02:36 PM (dKiJG)
Eddie Haskell.
Not so much in looks, but in morals and attitude.
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 02, 2018 02:36 PM (BPTve)
Posted by: HarrysNotHere at March 02, 2018 02:36 PM (59WWm)
the murderer still breathes oxygen
when they put him on the stand and he says these kids bullied him to the point he pulled the trigger
any attorney worth their salt will play that card.
gonna get messy
Posted by: Rick in SK
5 quatloos on there never being a trial.
Discovery will be a bitch and I'll bet another 10 quatloos on it making the government look stupid and possibly complicit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:37 PM (yX09K)
---
Wesley Crusher
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 02, 2018 02:37 PM (hMwEB)
I know, it has been said before but is always the first thing I think of when the NRA is said to be killing children.
Posted by: Dave at March 02, 2018 02:37 PM (pm688)
And I repeat my comment, ace, that the announcement of a new "conservative!!!" PBS talk show, hosted by ...... Mike Gerson! .... is good AOSHQ fodder.
I remain completely baffled at these concepts of "moral authority" and how these vapid, clueless Khmer Rouge kids deserve one micron of "space" or lee-way of any kind when they are lying, slandering people and organizations with lies and ignorance, all between partying and hamming it up while skipping school flying around the country.
I wouldn't care if they even knew any of the victims - did they? I went to a large high school and didn't know 80% of the people there, at best.
When properly trashing these vile idiot kids, all that needs to be done is portray them as unworldly, ignorant, and vulnerable pawns of the usual authoritarian suspects, who lie and relentlessly attempt to destroy freedom, while distracting from the scandal in this case - the massive, systematic failure of law enforcement. From the years-long program to ignore criminal behavior, up to the tactical incompetence of the sheriffs.
Does the American part of America have a *single* public figure with the brains and fortitude to start this party?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2018 02:37 PM (QDnY+)
She's gonna be on the BangBus before this is over.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (g5KCb)
Winner. I almost peed myself.....at work!
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 02:37 PM (h5ffp)
Planned Parenthood literally kills hundreds of children a day, mostly blacks: A sacred right, must be funded, WOMEN'S HEALTH!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:37 PM (39g3+)
I still say to ask the dude to name all the victims.
Bonus points for including the wounded.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 02, 2018 02:36 PM (3NjrP)
Hey man, don't put the kid on the spot! He's a PSSS!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (nFwvY)
What a surprise.
Demonrat astroturf anti-gun agitprop turns into fundraiser.
Unexpectedly !
/sarc
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (e11dj)
The only thing that could prevent that sort of thing is a finding of mental incompetence and institutionalization. Thats what I think will happen, even if for just a few years.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Malcolm Tex at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (GSJcT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 02:27 PM (KwTdE)
Which is why the money laundering thesis is actually quite convincing. They need funding, the activists need them and support them, the activists have money and the DNC doesn't, so on the side the activists whore for the DNC.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (KwTdE)
Parkland Student: NRA is 'Basically Killing Children'
No,
it's akshully the Left and the Democrats (one and the same of course)
that are 'killing the children'. In the name of their leftist religion.
They believe in human sacrifice and these dead kids are offered up on
that altar.
Democrat Party Delenda Est.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2018 02:31 PM (UThOJ)
Planned Parenthood is literally killing children .
Posted by: Maduro (V as in Venezuela) at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (iNWZ+)
well they're going to change the bell curve on the IQ distribution to account for the stupid times.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:35 PM (p3eSX)
Yeah, but I mean -- I could read a "chapter book" by the time I was 6 or 7.
How does someone make it 21 years without being able to really read much beyond the most basic things like the word "STOP" on a sign?
eh, I dont know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (F5+ro)
Not one of these brilliant child crusaders will give that even a second thought in their quest to blame the NRA for gun violence.
Quick! Let's make policy by listening to mobs of insane robots!
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (BfOXk)
I'll be a super genius yet!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: It's me donna
Ooooh. The most important time right before finals & graduation!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Iblis at March 02, 2018 02:18 PM (Jbn3q)
I dunno. That Hogg kid looks like he does both oral and anal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (KP5rU)
Insane.
Democrats
It's okay to use kids. Check
Pick a "target", NRA. Check
Kids are dumb.
The NRA is not the problem.
America is sinking.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (fceHP)
We don't need no education
We just need some thought control
There's quite a chasm in our classroom
Teacher leave those guns alone.
Hey! Teacher! Leave those guns alone.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (3NjrP)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2018 02:39 PM (n+6mJ)
Gun supposedly jammed.
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 02:40 PM (h5ffp)
Clumps of cells!... and some marketable spare parts
Posted by: Planned parenthood at March 02, 2018 02:40 PM (O2RFr)
Not one of these brilliant child crusaders will give that even a second thought in their quest to blame the NRA for gun violence.
One is in favor of small arms and one protects your Second Amendment rights.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:40 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (nFwvY)
I'm a millennial. I disagree with that characterization.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:40 PM (F5+ro)
Speilberg and Katzenberg also gave $500k. Ellen gave $50k.
This op is rolling in Rapeywood money.
Posted by: stace at March 02, 2018 02:34 PM (6HFDU)
The same Spielberg who is known to have an EXTENSIVE gun collection, including a lot of historical full auto stuff?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (XWkhW)
I forget the ex-San Diego Charger running back who was at a child support hearing and couldn't read his college diploma. If I can remember his name, I'll find the article. I think he graduated from University of Missouri!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Jam.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (yX09K)
How does someone make it 21 years without being able to really read much beyond the most basic things like the word "STOP" on a sign?
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because starring in a diversity pageant, or reading a cue card during a immigration day celebration, or planting a tree on earth day etc etc don't teach you to read or cipher.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (T5gjI)
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (XWkhW)
No, no, you misunderstand -- he isn't against HIS right to keep and bear arms, only YOURS.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:42 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:42 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (XWkhW)
I wonder if ridicule would work here?
Hey kids, why u take $$ from a known gun nut Spielberg?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 02:42 PM (ymnmz)
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if he is schizo or something maybe the voices stopped at that point
or maybe he had a target and got him/her
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 02, 2018 02:42 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Jam.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (yX09K)
These spree shooters must all use the same shitty ammo.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:43 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2018 02:43 PM (nFwvY)
Not one of these brilliant child crusaders will give that even a second thought in their quest to blame the NRA for gun violence
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One sells small arms, the other supports the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:43 PM (T5gjI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (XWkhW)
Well of course gun confiscation wouldn't apply to THEM.
I have a bad feeling Kurt Schlichter's books will be filed under "non-fiction" in the future.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 02:43 PM (juCZM)
You are assuming they can read the sign at all.
Why do you think no other types of sign are red octagons?
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2018 02:43 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
That's what happens when you don't know what you are doing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (yX09K)
Where's the girl with the goofy glasses?
Baldy the bobble-head?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:42 PM (iv0p7)
ARRRRRRGHHHHH!
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (ymnmz)
I bet the defendant in the eventual trial wears a shirt that says "I am a survivor of Parkland students."
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (n+6mJ)
Where's the girl with the goofy glasses?
Baldy the bobble-head?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:42 PM (iv0p7)
The one with the derp eye?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (fA1SL)
You are assuming they can read the sign at all.
Why do you think no other types of sign are red octagons?
Posted by: garrett
Same reason McDonald's registers have pictures.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM (g5KCb)
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what trial? I thought he pled? Did he withdraw the plea?
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM (EAMXb)
Theory: Shithouse rifle wouldn't reliably feed with anything other than 10 rounders. The size difference isn't really that significant.
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM (h5ffp)
Then there is the old photo of Stalin, FDR, and Churchill at Yalta.
Two commies and a conservative.
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM (sCN2W)
Derp Eye
Goofy McGlasses
I can't keep 'em all straight, can we get like a lineup card or something?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM (juCZM)
Gary Anderson, first round pick in 1983. Spent 4 full years at the University of Arkansas, graduated with his degree.
Totally illiterate.
In fact, he used this in a lawsuit to prove that an agent had taken advantage of him, and gotten him to sign something that he had no idea of what it was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2018 02:46 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 02:46 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2018 02:46 PM (BfOXk)
But this...this is super hitler territory, noting that children, selected by the DNC to appear before the media as their human policy shields, would now also fund raise for the same organization.
shame!
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 02, 2018 02:46 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (cMxuh)
But someone is gonna go full Weinstein, aren't they?
Meaning: why talk about sex abuse when you can blame the NRA instead?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (I/iGu)
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what trial? I thought he pled? Did he withdraw the plea?
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM
I honestly don't know. Maybe he could wear such a shirt at the execution.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (nFwvY)
Give every school-age child a laptop (Google Chrome is under $300) and
an internet connection and HOMESCHOOL EVERYONE!
Let their families and their neighbors teach them social values.
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:25 PM (sCN2W)
Yeah, riiiight! Throw every child to the tender mercies of the evil Communist googloids. That has to be the dumbest idea I have heard all day.
You do knowthat you can put Linux on a computer for $0.00, don't you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (Dbv1R)
Theory: Shithouse rifle wouldn't reliably feed with anything other than 10 rounders. The size difference isn't really that significant.
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM (h5ffp)
Yeah. I don't really have too many jams in any of my firearms, and when I do I can usually clear them in a matter of seconds.
I'm not sure why spree shootings all seem to involve unfixable jams, but it seems to be a pattern.
Anyways, neither here nor there. You're probably right, cheap guns and cheap ammo.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (F5+ro)
As they stand around the campfire and I speak to them of Songs Unsung and Reality, I would speak well of the day that I beat the shit out of Hogg.
As we consumed hot dogs and marshmallows, I would regale them of the tale when a soft-surfaced bitch decided to speak of lessons unlearned.
I would then allow them into the Slapweasel Universe, where Justice is done and All Men are Equal.
I would tell the tale of the first blast to that faggot's nose. It would be a glorious exploration of how the cries of a GloryHound sound to the masses.
As the children gather, I can see their wondering faces, as I speak to them of striking the next blow.
Sorry... got off on a tangent there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (Ckg4U)
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It can always be worse.
You could have been a member of the National Socialist Democratic Party.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (JtnN1)
No wonder the disconnect? The Dems don't just speak a different language that we do--they speak a dumber one!
Posted by: Axebot at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (vDqXW)
Kids - aspire to be more than a stooge.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (r9UYA)
Why did Cruz stop shooting, before he blended in with the crowd?
I don't try to understand the whys and wherefores of the lunatic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:45 PM (sCN2W)
We've been watching that too. About halfway through now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (yX09K)
There are, let's say, three types of parkland survivors:
1. people who were directly shot at and lived.
2. people kinda close to group 1.
3. people on the other end of the school who were scared but probably never really in danger.
Is this too anti-children-gun-violence-victim-survivor community?
Anyway, the msm has latched on to Hogg who is a class 3 anti-gun lifelong zealot. They're not focusing on groups 1 and 2. right?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (F5+ro)
Aspire to be better than your indoctrinating parents.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (I/iGu)
The Cubanx whose heritage is like, super important to her, but she don't speak no Spanish.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)
I hope POTUS has something spectacular planned when this sh*tshow march starts.
The media won't know what to do.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (fceHP)
Or are we going to have to wait for 4chan to released 'leaked' video?
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (Sqor6)
If you're first impulse upon reaching the age of 18 is to proclaim
yourself a Democrat, you are pretty much doomed to a life of failure and
disappointment.
Kids - aspire to be more than a stooge.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (sX1BW)
He wants to be Chairman of the Broward County Hate Speech Tribunal and Gun Permit Applications.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (ymnmz)
These kids need to know what its liked to have their heads shaved, woken up at all hours, hold a weapon, and to be called a worthless piece of shit pansy.
Then we can release them back into the world.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 02:50 PM (sX1BW)
Why did Cruz stop shooting, before he blended in with the crowd?
I don't try to understand the whys and wherefores of the lunatic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM
Go Kougs!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2018 02:50 PM (0tfLf)
I forget the ex-San Diego Charger running back who was at a child support hearing and couldn't read his college diploma. If I can remember his name, I'll find the article. I think he graduated from University of Missouri!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (rdl6o)
Dexter Manley who played for the Redskins in their glory years was also
illiterate
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2018 02:50 PM (lKyWE)
Guns Jam. Even good ones.
Mostly it's ammo / feed related.
But, it happens and anyone with any real knowledge knows this and how to mitigate it with their weapon (and/or fix it quickly).
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2018 02:50 PM (g5KCb)
if he is schizo or something maybe the voices stopped at that point
or maybe he had a target and got him/her
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot
He couldn't hear the voices in his head over the ringing in his ears.
/ I denounce myself.
Posted by: ACME Little-Giant Snow Cloud Seeder at March 02, 2018 02:50 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2018 02:46 PM (BfOXk)
Has Wolf Blitzer ever interviewed Michael Wolff? There would be more new TVs bought the day after that interview than in all of history to that point.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2018 02:50 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (F5+ro)
You're right. Dollars to donuts he was using Wolf or worse. Now, I shoot Wolf sometimes. Mainly to confirm that my stuff is up to snuff and can eat anything I throw at it. But then again, I don't buy $450 rifles.
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (h5ffp)
Not too quick on the uptake- are they...
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (oiNtH)
any attorney worth their salt will play that card.
gonna get messy
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (FZYNt)
It might even be substantially true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (Dbv1R)
You know, like if they voted for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)
The one with the derp eye?
The Cubanx whose heritage is like, super important to her, but she don't speak no Spanish.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)
Everyone knows who I am but they don't know my name.
Haters
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)
How in the fuck is that possible? How do you graduate middle school without being able to read and write, much less high school and 3 years of college?
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I was checking out the new school our son will be attending kindergarten at. It had iffy marks but it's a fantastic neighborhood. Concerned, I dug deeper. It's because it doesn't have the same diversity as the rest of the community, IE it's mostly white and has a lot of boys. I guess we'll suffer through it.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (LkNE0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (KP5rU)
I think it's cute that Democrats are telling these kids their votes will count.
You know, like if they voted for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)
Grade A ridicule
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (8+Ozj)
Yeah, but then you devalue the computer.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (iv0p7)
Sadly, the only name I can remember from this horrific event is David Hogg. A name I would prefer to forget.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (f5uaD)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mega at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (PyFkE)
I don't care about going after the little crap-weasels that are being manipulated. Go after their puppeteers bigly.
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (9iLHi)
Haters
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior
It's not that they don't know.
It just that they don't care.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:52 PM (yX09K)
I signed Obama's farewell card. I put my name down as "Good Riddance."
I still get emails asking for donations from "Good."
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2018 02:53 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 02, 2018 02:53 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at March 02, 2018 02:53 PM (LkNE0)
but they are starting to realize, as his numbers go up, that this probably wasn't going to work. They're desperate for a campaign theme they can wrap the party around, and ALL of the bigwigs - the ones who organized and financed the Parkland circus - have decided that the issue is going to be Gun Control Now! Gun Control Forever!!!
It's 1994 all over again. Now Dem's believe their own hype, that the country has changed, that the country is ready for gun control now, when it wasn't then, and that this is going to be a winning campaign issue for them. Do you think so? Me, I think that every GOP candidate needs to grab hold of the NRA tightly and run on a platform of "Dem's are coming to take your rights away - don't let them!!!" Worked just fine in '94.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2018 02:53 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 02:53 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence, ass up face down at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (2NqXo)
All boot camp graduates could be declared as militia members and only graduates could own guns. Wouldn't that be interesting? Seems like a good starting point for an alternate history story.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (I/iGu)
see the community organizer tweet
he's been waiting
Posted by: concrete girl at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: Colin at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (Vn1G3)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (KP5rU)
Guy had enough "stickum" to bring people closer together.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mega at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (PyFkE)
lifelong zealot. They're not focusing on groups 1 and 2. right?
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Raising over $2 million in 48 hours is pretty impressive. Right?
Have to wonder which tax-exempt group will get the prizes -- all to be ultimately funneled to the DNC.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence, ass up face down at March 02, 2018 02:54 PM (2NqXo)
AOP is in no mood for that kind of thing right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2018 02:41 PM (XWkhW)
Well, we are all equal, but some of us are more equal than others.
Gucci also donated $500k, so with the big four Hollywood donors that stupid march has $2.5 million just from those five entities. It's a people's movement I tells ya.
Posted by: stace at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (6HFDU)
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I could not agree more. Schools are just a glorified daycare center. And I've heard how safety is their #1 goal. Well then shut it down. If education is not the top priority of public education, and we all know it isn't, then let's scrap the whole thing.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (sX1BW)
Delta airlines' virtue signalling cost them at least $40 million in tax breaks and untold customers and revenue because 13 NRA members had used their discount on Delta.
Top men at Delta. Top. Men.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (3BFzK)
Babylon Berlin is a excellent detective story, but even I thought the nudity was over the top. That said, if you are half way through, there are gonna be a couple of story shockers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (r+sAi)
My point being, the purpose of schools has been shifted from teaching to whatever else.
They went from teaching to "educating"
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (sCN2W)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (KP5rU)
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Even quicker - actually arrest charge, convict and jail them for the felonies they commit before they ever get a chance to pull the trigger.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (WMGhd)
Posted by: Planned parenthood at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (iv0p7)
The problem is that for libs, it's day care for kids that they don't want to have anything to do with. Even College now is mostly just extended daycare for post-adolescents, with more drugs than ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (k1TUh)
.... sending your kids to public school is low-effort parenting, and child abuse.
Posted by: trev006 at March 02, 2018 02:33 PM (jRA31)
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Moo-moo? Is that you?!?
Not everyone can afford to send their kids to private school and many cannot live on one income, which is what is necessary for home-schooling.
( I speak as someone who home-schooled and private-schooled my own kids.)
What we need is some kind of voucher system.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)
You know who else doesn't speak fluent Spanish?
The Castro twin brothers in Texas.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (I/iGu)
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (KwTdE)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (Z8FFX)
You do knowthat you can put Linux on a computer for $0.00, don't you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now, now. My daughter has a degree in Early Childhood education and homeschools and her younguns are reading and 'rithmeticking at two to three years above their grade level. The internet has plenty of really fine stuff in areas she was never that good at.
* cough math cough *
But it requires parental involvement.
Posted by: ACME Little-Giant Snow Cloud Seeder at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (2FqvZ)
You know who else doesn't speak fluent Spanish?
The Castro twin brothers in Texas.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (I/iGu)
...Neither does Ted Cruz.
(Just thought I'd point that out.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:57 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:57 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (KP5rU)
Still one of the best cornerbacks the NFL has ever seen.
Retarded, or not.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:57 PM (Ckg4U)
The nudity was like Most R rated films. First ten minutes.
The real story is the Stalin/Trotsky conflict.
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:57 PM (sCN2W)
An anagram for "Cameron Kasky" is "K.Y. Acne Roams".
An anagram for "Emma Gonzales" is "Mazel Oz Mange".
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 02, 2018 02:57 PM (BPTve)
Lester Hayes of the Raiders was no rocket surgeon.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:51 PM (KP5rU)
But he was a heat seeking missile
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 02, 2018 02:57 PM (lKyWE)
The Castro twin brothers in Texas.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (I/iGu)
...Neither does Ted Cruz.
(Just thought I'd point that out.)
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We declared our Independence on this day, so we don't have to.
Posted by: Texas Forever at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah how long will it actually be before Hogg is weeping on camera about someone he won't name groping him? ME TOO he moans, while carefully not naming any names.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (39g3+)
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That's why you cut special holes in the box!
Posted by: Axebot at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (vDqXW)
They probably thought it was a win-win.
They get to jump on the bandwagon and get rid of a program that is not benefiting them with large numbers of customers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: DanInMN
Smith & Wesson M&P.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (yX09K)
I stand corrected. I wouldn't call that a shitty rifle necessarily. I agree that any gun *can* jam, but honestly I can count my jams in an AR on the fingers of 1 hand. My 1911 will jam if not kept immaculately clean, but it is a very tight target pistol. Maybe he didn't clean it. Maybe it was the same divine providence that caused the Paris train shooter's AK to drop a hammer on a dud primer.
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (h5ffp)
And frankly every day that sort of resistance becomes a little more likely.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM
I'm rilly, rilly sorry. I meant nug problem. I hate when they get stuck in my teeth.
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence, ass up face down at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
show us on the doll where the bad man touched you
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (FZYNt)
An anagram for "David Hogg" is "G! Hi, Gov Dad."
An anagram for "Cameron Kasky" is "K.Y. Acne Roams".
An anagram for "Emma Gonzales" is "Mazel Oz Mange".
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 02, 2018 02:57 PM (BPTve)
Who is Emma Gonzales
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: DaveM at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (KP5rU)
Fair enough, and that's why Time declared Rubio the savior of the Republican Party, not Cruz.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (I/iGu)
Why are we fetishizing foreigners? Oh right, because the left fucking hates legacy America and wants to drown us out through sheer numbers. Literally anyone from anywhere is better than us.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (V3U1L)
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They culled the herd and this is the result. Jesus, a pig farmer could do better
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (LkNE0)
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (Twaz5)
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2018 03:00 PM (7n4KQ)
Whenever I see this (or "Latinx", "Mexicanx" etc.) it sounds like a brand of underwear for fat people, like "Spanx".
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 02, 2018 03:00 PM (BPTve)
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior at March 02, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
Me! Amazon Legs.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: spypeach at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (yxczH)
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (37IEG)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (vg8iE)
My HS had a community college about a half mile down the road.
I heard that for most of my year's graduating class, that CC was basically High School v1.2.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (iv0p7)
Only thing worse than Spana, is Spano.
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (IqV8l)
(Just thought I'd point that out.)
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Well, he is Canadian
( I denounce myself...I am a Ted Cruz voter...just voted for him in the Texas primary)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (9iLHi)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (KP5rU)
He was the most talented CB I'd ever seen.
Retarded, but athletic and awesome.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Unacceptable bad taste. I'm a dick. So what. It's no more crass than the way Democrats arranged for the murders and then exploited them without missing a beat.
I wonder how these little bastards are going to like show business after perverted adults in the industry do the predictable thing. I wonder how many of them will eventually realize they've all been used just as ruthlessly as their dead classmates.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 02, 2018 03:02 PM (jKWxY)
Emma Gonzalez after a mandatory diversity initiative to reduce the frequency of over-represented letters.
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 02, 2018 03:02 PM (BPTve)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 03:02 PM (KwTdE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 03:03 PM (KwTdE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2018 03:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2018 03:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2018 03:03 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)
Awww, it's a Children's Crusade. How cute!
Me:
Ain't seen so many tools since the Commie stooges in the sixties.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (kIxPI)
Sore-y, I have to putt on my toque to go get petrol and a bag of milk, then stop for some poutine.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: kansas at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (S6nOH)
....The Cubanx whose heritage is like, super important to her, but she don't speak no Spanish.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)
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Her Cuban heritage is of no importance to her whatsoever.
If it were, she would not be so eager to disarm the populace.
It's not her "heritage." It's the (utterly absurd) federal policy of designating everyone with a Spanish surname an "oppressed minority" and a Victim with license to whine. She's just running with it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (0jtPF)
eh, I dont know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:38 PM (F5+ro)
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Don't these kids have to write papers or take essay tests? Plagiarism and faking it, sure, but what about the odd surprise test?
Still...a friend was telling me he visited his highly degreed and preciously educated in-laws and there was nary a book in their house.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (qJtVm)
Ran into a person online the other day who proudly proclaimed his (?) degree from Portland Community College.
Yep, exactly the kind of person you'd expect.
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (BPTve)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 02:48 PM (yX09K)
I stand corrected. I wouldn't call that a shitty rifle necessarily. I agree that any gun *can* jam, but honestly I can count my jams in an AR on the fingers of 1 hand. My 1911 will jam if not kept immaculately clean, but it is a very tight target pistol. Maybe he didn't clean it. Maybe it was the same divine providence that caused the Paris train shooter's AK to drop a hammer on a dud primer.
Posted by: DanInMN
As I said earlier, it's caused by someone that doesn't know what they are doing. Besides not knowing how to clear a jam, he never practiced with different brands of ammo to find what reliably fed without jamming.
Buying a rifle and the first box of ammo you touch and then going hot is a recipe for failure.
In this case, thankfully.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (yX09K)
THEN WHO WERE BULLIES?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (pNxlR)
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They culled the herd and this is the result. Jesus, a pig farmer could do better
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM
In 2000, (this year's seniors) Broward county had 13,190 abortions.
See www.johnstonsarchives.net
I'm not sure who these guys are, but the data seems about right.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (HxiHD)
I have a Kimber from back when Kimber wasn't a joke. That thing is a picky bitch. Whenever I buy a new mag for it I have to run a couple hundred rounds though it, because it'll randomly decide to not like even the priciest magazines.
Meaning, it'll FTF like 30% of the time, even with a $90+ mag.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (iv0p7)
Media:
Awww, it's a Children's Crusade. How cute!
Me:
Ain't seen so many tools since the Commie stooges in the sixties.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 02, 2018 03:04 PM (kIxPI)
Sort of re-branded red guard?
Can CNN find no one who can speak to the other side of the issue or are the just partisan hacks?
Posted by: Bald Protest Warrior at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)
Anyways, neither here nor there. You're probably right, cheap guns and cheap ammo.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2018 02:47 PM (F5+ro)
They probably never went to the range and put enough rounds through their weapon to get a feel for how it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (Dbv1R)
Social promotion. The teachers are in on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (yX09K)
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Its not about successful confiscation.
Its about creating the elements necessary for a crackdown. They needed to get rid of trump. If Hillary were president now, we'd be about 3 months away from martial law.
Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (Sk1wq)
I love the dude.
We weren't talking about that?
Pardon my digression.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:07 PM (Ckg4U)
Well if we are gonna send the children on a crusade, make sure you tell them that mohommed was a pedo.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2018 03:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Delaney Tarr - Marie Harf wannabe at March 02, 2018 03:07 PM (HxiHD)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2018 03:07 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 02, 2018 03:07 PM (O5Q3r)
I have a Kimber from back when Kimber wasn't a joke. That thing is a picky bitch. Whenever I buy a new mag for it I have to run a couple hundred rounds though it, because it'll randomly decide to not like even the priciest magazines.
Meaning, it'll FTF like 30% of the time, even with a $90+ mag.
Posted by: bonhomme
I've had guns that choke on hollow points, but would eat ball without a hiccup and vice versa.
You HAVE to know your equipment.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oiNtH)
Hey now, I hope you're not denigrating poutine. Made well, that stuff is damn addictive.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: w at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (vhrlk)
Of course, the best solution is school choice. Next best is being able to control what happens in your public school. But urban districts have made it painfully clear: this is not going to happen. Is any blue state public school safer than Broward County? Not a chance. The media has only propagandized school shootings more fiercely since Columbine, while simultaneously implementing policies making them more likely to happen (gun free zones, increased psychotropic medication, dehumanizing less popular students through social media, the war on boys).
Lose your guns (and everything else) or lose your public school. Dems are only giving you the first option, but you have the second.
Posted by: trev006 at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (jRA31)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (KwTdE)
Maybe they do Kindle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (8+Ozj)
Wolf Blitzer on Celebrity Jeopardy. What a genius! The show had to
front him money due to his negative balance because it was for charity.
What a maroon.
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oiNtH)
So Blitzer's charity had to cut a check to Sean Connery's charity?
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2018 03:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: simplemind
FIFY
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 03:09 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2018 03:09 PM (nFwvY)
...........
dirty slut with the buzz cut with a number three blade. Meow.
Posted by: Delaney Tarr - Marie Harf wannabe at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (HxiHD)
That's the thing I don't understand though. Many of the confiscation types are the same spaghetti spine asshats who would freak out about the violence associated with confiscation. I don't think they've actually thought through the potential process.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (r9UYA)
Delta airlines' virtue signalling cost them at least $40 million in tax breaks and untold customers and revenue because 13 NRA members had used their discount on Delta.
Top men at Delta. Top. Men.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (3BFzK)
Someone could probably write a book about this. Don't know about you, but investing in a company with this type of extreme short term thinking doesn't seem like a good long term investment.
I think it could be related to how things changed in the business world some time ago when they started allowing the Top Men to get stock as part of their compensation package. What that did was quickly change the view to short term thinking as your only mission became getting the stock price up immediately. No one cared about the long term view.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (4ErVI)
People use books to decorate with now, like old signs and knicknacks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (y87Qq)
No gnus is good news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: w at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (vhrlk)
THIS! And I would maintain that they're doing it willfully. Sounds sick, but I quit being surprised by anything about ten years ago.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (MX7xj)
That's gonna be entertaining.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (37IEG)
You can bet your ass that Hogg won't be volunteering for this door to door fun. Some other mother's kid can do that!
Posted by: DanInMN at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (h5ffp)
-Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (iv0p7)
I agree. How can you not? Gravy on top of chesse-topped French Fries?
Dude... that's decadence at its best.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 02, 2018 03:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:08 PM (iv0p7)
Oh no -I would never denigrate poutine. That's one thing that needs to catch on here.
I can't get it now that I live in CO like I used to when I lived near the Canadian border.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 03:11 PM (juCZM)
I could dig up a story for you about an instructor at a major school who pulled a "surprise test" on some members of the football team (might have been Georgia) and who was then ordered to erase all records of it and anything like it, or else the administration was going to come up with charges of racial discrimination that not only would end his job there, would block him from ever working for another school again.
So that's the kind of pressure that's on most instructors to make sure players (and anyone else favored by the administration) get's that diploma.
And I think the most common way to get them through a test and a final is to ALWAYS have take home tests and take home finals, and then to mandate that all returned tests by printed out from a computer. And it's RAYCISS to ask any questions about who actually typed those answers.
Most people think that schools are kind of corrupt, just like they think that Democrats are kinda corrupt. They have got no idea how deep the rot goes, and how bad it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2018 03:11 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Chris M at March 02, 2018 03:11 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (9iLHi)
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Proudly voted for Cruz yesterday.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 02, 2018 03:07 PM (O5Q3r)
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What's with all the fucked up haircuts at Parkland?
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (HxiHD)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)
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Well so do I, but I read them first!
Okay, most of them.
Half.
But I fully intend to get to them some day!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: JAS at March 02, 2018 02:55 PM (sCN2W)
Just about anywhere, if you buy one that hasn't been polluted with Win10.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 03:13 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 03:13 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (8+Ozj)
It ius my understanding that one of his names is Jesus.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 02, 2018 03:13 PM (f5uaD)
Got 2 1911s that are tackhammers. I get tired before they do.
Posted by: Disembodied Head of Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2018 03:13 PM (UKA49)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2018 03:14 PM (FZYNt)
(puts "curds" on shopping list.)"
-Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (juCZM)
Here's the important part...
Where does the Gravy come from?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:14 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Wolfie Schitzer at March 02, 2018 03:14 PM (vtcmf)
Fair enough, and that's why Time declared Rubio the savior of the Republican Party, not Cruz.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:59 PM (I/iGu)
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Actually, Cruz speaks Spanish okay from what little I've heard, though it's definitely a second language for him. I'd rate him with Kaine at middling fluency.
Rubio is truly bilingual.
But I don't think Time's preference for Rubio over Cruz has a damned thing to do with Spanish.
It's all GOPe chump over smart Constitutionally-minded conservative.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2018 03:14 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Da Hogg, now fundraising for DNC at March 02, 2018 03:14 PM (TXCu+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Nicolas de Jesus Cruz is his fool name.
Posted by: ACME Little-Giant Snow Cloud Seeder at March 02, 2018 03:14 PM (2FqvZ)
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Jeebus.
I did not exploit my vowel-rich Latinx name nearly enough.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 02, 2018 03:15 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 02, 2018 03:15 PM (f5uaD)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2018 03:14 PM (FZYNt)
She's busy podcasting instead of sucking dicks I guess.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 02, 2018 03:15 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 03:12 PM (8+Ozj)
It ius my understanding that one of his names is Jesus.
Posted by: redbanzai
Nickolas de Jesus del a Cruz. Or something like that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 03:15 PM (yX09K)
They probably never went to the range and put enough rounds through their weapon to get a feel for how it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (Dbv1R)
Tell us about it.
Posted by: C Troop on the Little Big Horn at March 02, 2018 03:15 PM (kIxPI)
That's gonna be entertaining.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 03:01 PM (37IEG)
You can bet your ass that Hogg won't be volunteering for this door to door fun. Some other mother's kid can do that!
And this is why they need more illegals from shit hole countries.
So they have a group of people they think will have the proper frame of mind for the job that Americans won't do.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 03:16 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (I/iGu)
BTW, young Master Julian is testing the waters for a presidential run. He's come out and said it. His brother just gave an anti-gun speech too.
Posted by: stace at March 02, 2018 03:16 PM (6HFDU)
Exactly, doubly so 'cause his chumpishness comes wrapped with a fancy, bilingual bow.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 03:16 PM (I/iGu)
One of many reasons I don't like 1911s.
My HK P2000 has no such issues, is much easier to break down and reassemble for cleaning, and I've never had a double-fire.
First time I double-fired that Kimber I just about had a heart attack.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:16 PM (iv0p7)
Smaht people thought C-suite execs were getting paid too much and changed the tax law to put a limit on deductions for their pay set at $1 million. There was an exception for things like stock options, which have other advantages as well. And then it was off to the races.
The new tax bill eliminates the stock option exception.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2018 03:17 PM (n+6mJ)
Childhood education and homeschools and her younguns are reading and
'rithmeticking at two to three years above their grade level. The
internet has plenty of really fine stuff in areas she was never that
good at.
* cough math cough *
But it requires parental involvement.
Posted by: ACME Little-Giant Snow Cloud Seeder at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (2FqvZ)
Hey! I am all for home schooling, and there is nothing wrong with using the Internet as a teaching resource. But not with a computer that is compromised by Gurgle. It will hide the truth from your child.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2018 03:17 PM (Dbv1R)
PP, literally and openly killing children = good?
That's some real fuzzy math right there.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 02, 2018 03:17 PM (mk7Bj)
.............
Interviewing for an internship at the State Dept.?
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2018 03:17 PM (HxiHD)
Meaning, it'll FTF like 30% of the time, even with a $90+ mag.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:05 PM (iv0p7)
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Is Kimber a joke? Got one as a birthday present because it was suppose to be a nice gun for women. I have a Glock, but the Kimber seems easier to use.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2018 03:17 PM (PvFoN)
Where does the Gravy come from?
Well, when a father gravy and a mother gravy love each other very much...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 03:17 PM (yX09K)
Also, he wants to bring back Old Testament Law with mass stonings for anyone who does stuff he doesn't like. that's a minus,
But, he does have a ZZ Top beard. (of course) That's a plus.
Close call, but... old testament law? naaahhhh.....
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2018 03:17 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 03:18 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 03:18 PM (39g3+)
Well, when a father gravy and a mother gravy love each other very much...
Posted by: rickb223
the best part of baby gravy dribbled down my chin
Posted by: Michael Moore at March 02, 2018 03:18 PM (FZYNt)
PP, literally and openly killing children = good?
That's some real fuzzy math right there
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YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE MISTER!!!
We also sell them for parts!
Posted by: PP doing the work school shooters wont do at March 02, 2018 03:18 PM (5ht4D)
Glad you asked.
1. This was a pissant, one-time discount for trips to one convention only. You could have let it expire and not renew it, without any noise, and you'd be fine.
2. But no. You could not do that. Had to screech, breast-beat, and join the parade. So you try to lie out of having done that.
3. You have the very oddest way of supporting an amendment I've seen yet.
Mr Bastian, you and your airline are in a hole, of your own making. You seem to be digging harder and harder. Since you are obviously still my enemy and TRYING TO LIE OUT OF IT, I endorse this heartily.
And since I have no reason to believe your judgement about airplanes is any better than your judgement about gun politics, I'm staying to hell off your airplanes, too. Now you're on the list beneath TWA and Pan Am.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (H5rtT)
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He's actually Russian isn't he? He was born there and adopted by the Cruz's, no?
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 02:56 PM (I/iGu)
BTW, young Master Julian is testing the waters for a presidential run. He's come out and said it. His brother just gave an anti-gun speech too.
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These two are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (hKi6n)
Julian was on Hillary's VP shortlist. He's been pimped by DNC activists for a long time much like Rubio has been pimped by the right. Same the first hispanic president will be best known for being hispanic rather than a good man or woman who just happens to be hispanic.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (TGtxX)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (I/iGu)
Prohibition creates one thing-a black market.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at March 02, 2018 03:20 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 02, 2018 03:20 PM (NWiLs)
If one of the Castro twins runs for POTUS, then I have a reasonable suggestion to avoid the potential for a Man in the Iron Mask Constitutional crisis.
One should get something weird looking burned into his forehead. And the other should get his left arm lopped off.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Zapp Branigan at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (UTKsr)
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The fact he was left off the ticket for Tim Kaine tells you all you need to know about him.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (sX1BW)
412
Id like to live free from the fear of fear.
Who do I vote for?
Why Franklin D. Roosevelt of course.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (37IEG)
Yeah me too but I guess Nickolas isn't Hispanic sounding enough...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (39g3+)
Where does the Gravy come from?
Yep. Poutine done right is a bit tricky. You have to have the right cut of fry, the right brown gravy, and the right cheese curds.
Sure, you can make a reasonable facsimile and have it be tasty, but get it just right and it's lovely.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (iv0p7)
...........
Say, have you got Angelique Pettyjohn's number?
Posted by: William Shatner at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (HxiHD)
-Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 02, 2018 03:19 PM (hKi6n)
*HAH!*
Snowball.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 03:18 PM (8+Ozj)
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Agreed. I don't get why people here are calling him that.
Annoying!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 02, 2018 03:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Also, he wants to bring back Old Testament Law with mass stonings for anyone who does stuff he doesn't like. that's a minus,
But, he does have a ZZ Top beard. (of course) That's a plus.
Close call, but... old testament law? naaahhhh.....
Posted by: Tom Servo
When you don't have OT law, you have what we have now.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2018 03:22 PM (yX09K)
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let alone one who chopped somebody up for spare parts and sold them off bit by bit!!! We're soullessly efficient to boot!
Posted by: PP doing the work school shooters wont do at March 02, 2018 03:22 PM (/2OdY)
Posted by: William Shatner at March 02, 2018 03:21 PM (HxiHD)
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She who bore me died in a freestyle match on Peruvius IX.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 02, 2018 03:22 PM (qJtVm)
Show me one, just one, NRA member who's shot up a school or otherwise committed mass murder. Just one, motherfuckers.
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let alone one who chopped somebody up for spare parts and sold them off bit by bit!!! We're soullessly efficient to boot!
In my defense, I had a new car I had to pay for you know.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)
I don't think Russia is allowing adoptions now but that stopped fairly recently. There was a huge problem with kids from Russia haven't a whole host of problem because of abuse or neglect, was'n't there?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2018 03:23 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at March 02, 2018 03:23 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 02, 2018 03:23 PM (hKi6n)
Don't listen to me RE 1911s. I'm not a fan, and I don't keep up with all the latest gossip about what's doing well and what's not.
If you like your Kimber, and it performs well for you, that's all that matters.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2018 03:24 PM (iv0p7)
Our local high school is having a walkout, but the administrators are going to be there to make sure they return after the rally. Police officers will also be on hand.
We know the kids are concerned about safety and they're freaked out by recent shootings, including the one at CMU this morning. But to a certain extent, this is just a fad like the uprising against the dress code or the ice-bucket challenge that ultimately they forgot about.
The local police have really been around the school lately. We had ALICE training this week and I was "shot" by a plain clothes police officer. It was less than a minute from the first shot in the hallway to him coming into a classroom and shooting several of us teachers meeting.
I'm glad that our administrators are taking security more seriously than previous ones.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 02, 2018 02:44 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 02, 2018 03:24 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at March 02, 2018 03:24 PM (gwPgz)
Yeah, but picking Kaine meant Hillary wouldn't have to spend any time campaigning in those icky states like Wisconsin and Michigan, or so she thought.
I still laugh about Kaine's son being arrested in St. Paul, Minnesota, following an antifa protect though. Poor kid actually tried ditching his black clothes as he fled.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2018 03:24 PM (I/iGu)
I was a survivor...
F'n Really??? Were you shot? Shot at? even in the same building??? Did you pick up dead bodies???
Most of the victims were 14 and 15 years old... these are Seniors...
The only way they would have known those younger kids, is if they were being Hazed by them...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2018 03:25 PM (NgKpN)
Second thoughts on the Hogg kid. Forget Napoleon or Snowball. I'm going with Squealer. How 'bout you?
Does he got a purty mouth?
Posted by: DurnedYankee at March 02, 2018 03:25 PM (37IEG)
Sister Mary Joseph ran her daily class that way. She would ask a question at random to any student. And you did not want to get two answers wrong in a single class, or get caught not paying attention. If you did, the next class you were a prime target for a relentless barrage of questioning and ridicule.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at March 02, 2018 03:27 PM (rdl6o)
"our right to live free from the fear of gun violence"
Rights concern what you can do that is not subject to coercion. It doesn't mean limiting the actions of other people so that you personally will not feel an emotion such as fear.
What about my right to live free from fear of a totalitarian government that sympathizes more with criminals than actual citizens? And if you support a totalitarian government, you won't be free from the fear of gun violence. How do you think the government coerces the measures that you want? Eventually it boils down to guns. These people like this 18 year old are profoundly, incurably stupid and they want a different government. They need to create New Californistan and move there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2018 03:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Christian Toto at March 02, 2018 02:29 PM (GppXG)
GAG!
Posted by: m at March 02, 2018 03:46 PM (xy5Zj)
Tools of the State
Tide Pod Munching Idiots
all ok, but if you call them "crisis actors" you the Crazy.
Posted by: Shoey at March 02, 2018 03:48 PM (bBE6d)
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