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CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
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The Morning Rant
"A lot of people, mainly progressives, are getting their knickers in a twist over Trump saying that in some circumstances he would take guns first and worry about due process second. But we've accepted the suspension of due process rights in certain circumstances for quite a while now, so isn't this indignation a bit late? If they can take somebody's stuff just because they suspect it's been used for drug trafficking, then it's no great leap to justify taking somebody's guns because they suspect he's going to shoot up a school or shopping mall. This could be something both left and right could work together to eliminate, but if progressives are only going to complain when Trump does it, that's not much of a basis for bipartisan action."
Sabo's Billboards He Put Up Around Los Angeles To Celebrate the Oscars:
This Is Not Going To End Well:
"Attention burglars and thieves! Come take all of my stuff and you won't have to worry about being shot."
Apparently, Somebody Didn't Get The Joke:
(Narrator: The Babylon Bee is a satirical web site)
But wait, it gets better. Somebody confronted Snopes with this on Twitter:
But nearly every fake news site claims to be "satirical" in nature, so that approach would put us in a position of having to be the Facebook arbiters of what is or is not "real" satire. That's something for Facebook to decide, not us.
— snopes.com (@snopes) March 2, 2018
So, rather than doing any actual fact checking, which I thought was what they supposedly did, Snopes doubled down on stupid.
No wonder their credibility is sinking faster than Harvey Weinstein's pants at a Hollywood casting party.
(...and it would have taken them maybe 3-4 clicks to confirm that the Babylon Bee is satire. Are they really that smug or just lazy?)
Draining the Swamp?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 05, 2018 11:23 AM (6wvcx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 05, 2018 11:24 AM (6wvcx)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 05, 2018 11:24 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:24 AM (7a8uF)
Posted by: Nickleback at March 05, 2018 11:24 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 05, 2018 11:25 AM (oAlzZ)
"Attention burglars and thieves! Come take all of my stuff and you won't have to worry about being shot."
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I thought a red light designated a whorehouse? Christmas porch lights around IL are green to avoid that designation.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 11:25 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 05, 2018 11:26 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:26 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:26 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2018 11:26 AM (a0IVu)
Geritol Tour."
I saw a billboard over the weekend advertising Pat Benatar at the Choctaw Casino in Oklahoma. So that's where careers go to die.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Tom, yup. Sadly.
Then again, Amy Schumer was there last time we went to the casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (7a8uF)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (oAlzZ)
Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: The Brattleboro Womyn's & Feline Fitness Center, and Institute of Intersectionality at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: A Blast from New York's Past at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (7a8uF)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:26 AM (7HtZB)
They left out her last name, "Butz."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (u7ERy)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (Uytaa)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (O5Q3r)
I'm all for the former, not so much for the latter.
Posted by: Blake at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (qC1Sy)
1) WTF are *special* red bulbs? They're just red bulbs.
2) They want to turn America into one large red light district? Given the issues Hollywood has with sexual harrassment lately, this seems dangerously close to crossing the memes.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (7a8uF)
Oh, you mean Jane Seymour.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (u7ERy)
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I thought a red light designated a whorehouse? Christmas porch lights around IL are green to avoid that designation.
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It's the Left. They probably deliberately chose red to bring sex into it. Because they can't do anything without sex - the more deviant, the better.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:26 AM
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I think swingers use pineapples to convey their status. e.g. a pineapple on their front steps/porch, an upside-down pineapple in their grocery cart, pineapple flags, etc.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (HiDrR)
Geritol Tour."
I saw a billboard over the weekend advertising Pat Benatar at the Choctaw Casino in Oklahoma. So that's where careers go to die.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Tom, yup. Sadly.
Then again, Amy Schumer was there last time we went to the casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:27 AM (7a8uF)
Choctaw bingo!
Posted by: BignJames at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (Uytaa)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (LiyEm)
I'm old enough to remember when a red light on at the front door meant horny and drunk men could find a good time inside
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Random Ne'er-do-well at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (c/EDo)
Simce the big anti gun announcement stock is down 3% while the market as a whole is down 1%.
GETWOKE GO BROKE
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (2Vyu5)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)
more likely, the swamp monsters are shooting the whistle blowers.
Whistle blowing witnesses are an endangered species unless the swamp creatures face real prosecution instead of a few early retirements.
There was Seth Rich probably, but there have been many witnesses disappear before testimony ... the old mafia way, and DeepState is no rookie.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (bT8Z4)
Supported by people who live in gated communities that are under security guard and camera surveillance 24x7.
Talk about FAIL. These people have no idea how the other 99% live.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (W+vEI)
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My house is red.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (O5Q3r)
I'm all for the former, not so much for the latter.
Posted by: Blake at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (qC1Sy)
Might be the former. Anyone seem the Morning Rant JV pundit lately?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
I kind of want to put out a red light, and when I get an intruder then I surprise the hell out of him.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (eytER)
I have a surprise for him.
Posted by: Batman's Surprise Penis at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Ha. The old 'bait and switch'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:29 AM (c/EDo)
Never been to one. Everybody knows about "red light districts," even little old sheltered me.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM (Uytaa)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:26 AM
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I think swingers use pineapples to convey their status. e.g. a pineapple on their front steps/porch, an upside-down pineapple in their grocery cart, pineapple flags, etc.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (HiDrR)
Pineapples have long been an architectural motif, going all the way back to Colonial days. They mean "Welcome."
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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A laser that periodically sweeps across the yard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM (c/EDo)
So a bunch of confused drunk frat boys looking for easy scores will be hitting up homes across the nation.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)
I thought it was "Live and Let Die"?
Posted by: BignJames at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (0+nbW)
Green was already taken for supporting the military.
Think blue porch lights signal support for the police.
Maybe Yellow was too 'on the nose' and orange was too Halloween? And pink, yeah......
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
http://bit.ly/2I2XAvI
Semi-SFW.
She was also s Queen of England from 1536 to 1537 as the third wife of King Henry VIII, which is some pretty good time travel skillz/
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (fuK7c)
Write down who has the red lights on. Easier to take their stuff WTSHTF.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM
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Yes, but they have been "appropriated" LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: The Police at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (7HtZB)
Flood lights and a 'BEWARE OF THE DOGS' sign?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM
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Yes, but they have been "appropriated" LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:32 AM (HiDrR)
There's welcome and then there's welcome.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 05, 2018 11:33 AM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Northernlurker
No light.
Thermal riflescope sees all.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:33 AM (7a8uF)
status. e.g. a pineapple on their front steps/porch, an upside-down
pineapple in their grocery cart, pineapple flags, etc.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM
Well, there goes the 'take a flaming pineapple * shove it up sideways' meme here at AoSHQ.
* Yes, I flaunted my ampersand privilege in front of the hundreds of Hordlings who digitally reside in ampersand deserts, where it's easier to purchase a weapon than typographically abbreviate 'and'.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2018 11:33 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 11:33 AM (2Vyu5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (u7ERy)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
black strobe
Posted by: BignJames at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
maybe you can also put up a 'no one home this week' sign when you go away for a while. Nothing earns trust like showing you trust other people.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (qBA+q)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (nBr1j)
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That's why I have one tattooed on my anus.
Posted by: Shep! at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
Sniper laser
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (7HtZB)
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I thought they meant "Psyche".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)
On the contrary, they're doing us a favor. They're like dodo birds who don't realize what to fear and what not to fear.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 05, 2018 11:35 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:28 AM (HiDrR)
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Is Weasel here? I'd like to hear his views on the pineapple thing.
My friend in Texas said she was told that down there it's a garden gnome in the front yard.
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 11:35 AM (aDwMN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 05, 2018 11:35 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 11:35 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:35 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
Brass?
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at March 05, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM
~~~~~
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:36 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)
I thought it was "Live and Let Die"?
Posted by: BignJames
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Which reminds me, I visited Daliah Lavi's home yesterday. It was very interesting. I have photos.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:36 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:36 AM (nBr1j)
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No light. It's been shot out.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 11:36 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 05, 2018 11:37 AM (lKyWE)
Or my favorite, seen only in the toniest neighborhoods: "Hate has no home here" in English, Spanish and Arabic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 11:37 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 11:37 AM (2Vyu5)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2018 11:37 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
A strobe light attached to a few Claymore mines
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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*knock knock*
Candygram
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (aDwMN)
The cameraman gave her a full body shot - she *does* seem to have some 'junk in the trunk', as one commenter said a few weeks (months?) back.
She looked incredibly uncomfortable in her pr0n star high heels. Golly, woman, wear something more comfortable!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:36 AM (nBBdT)
So the restraining order was rescinded, then?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (u7ERy)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:31 AM
We had a brass pineapple door knocker we picked up on Nantucket, but no pervs ever showed up. When I sold the house, I gave it to the old lady that lived across the street because she always liked it. Now I'm worried about her.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (O5Q3r)
phooey, I gotta go back to work, I think
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
I have a red light in our hen house. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 05, 2018 11:34 AM (qBA+q)
Rhode Island Red?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (lKyWE)
Let there be spanking.
Thanks Anna Puma (HQCaR). Now I can face the incipient collapse of civilization with verve.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (hyuyC)
Definitely one that flashes like a red light camera - so the thieves wonder if they've just been photographed stepping onto your property...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
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She's enjoying her twilight years at The Villages.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lizzy
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Who was using the sock 'Hate Has No Homo'? Haven't seen it in a while.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
Works for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (2Vyu5)
Posted by: Gun Free School Zones at March 05, 2018 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
Oh, the Daliah Lavi?
I didn't know you were in Tibet. How was it?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 05, 2018 11:40 AM (eytER)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2018 11:40 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:36 AM (nBBdT)
So the restraining order was rescinded, then?
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Well, she died, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2018 11:41 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:41 AM (7HtZB)
Sobering historical fact.
March 11th, 1918 the first case of what
would become known as the Spanish Flu pops up at Camp Funston, Ft.
Riley KS. Patient Zero - Pvt Albert Gitchell. And from there it would
travel to Europe and hit the armies on both sides.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/4pb3rhl
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 05, 2018 11:41 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 11:41 AM (MIKMs)
maybe they'd get it.
but probably not.
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 11:42 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2018 11:42 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Sure, my nerd light is on.
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 05, 2018 11:42 AM (2Vyu5)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 05, 2018 11:42 AM (t41dG)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 05, 2018 11:43 AM (/qEW2)
Wait, is this due to associating 'red lights' with "Jane Seymour?"
I'd think they'd be down a lot more than that....
Posted by: engineer at March 05, 2018 11:43 AM (p0BJI)
Don't look for logic from progressives. As the old saying goes, you can get into an opinion based on emotion and feelings and get out of it with logic.
I yell when anyone violates the Constitution, including SCOTUS.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 11:43 AM (mpXpK)
For Dem lies it goes the opposite way, of course.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2018 11:43 AM (bT8Z4)
What's so stupid about that?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 05, 2018 11:43 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Tom Bodett at March 05, 2018 11:44 AM (fuK7c)
UH.... a Red Light in a window used to mean a Prostitute was there, and available.
Where the term, Red Light District came from...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 11:44 AM (NgKpN)
so they leave me alone.
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 11:45 AM (/ikqi)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43272700
The upshot is: "Italexit" and anti-immigration parties won almost all the votes in the latest Italian election, while the "center-left" got smashed and the extreme left got almost no votes.
Because there are so many different anti-EU and anti-immigrant parties (typical of Italy), they have to now form some kind of "coalition government."
Summation: This election is to Italy what the Trump election was to us or the Brexit vote to the UK.
Despite still controlling the culture, the Left has lost the hearts and minds of regular people around the world.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 11:45 AM (42M22)
I don't get to do my own decorating. That's probably a good thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 11:45 AM (k1TUh)
I thought I read somewhere that she was considering a Playboy layout. That's about the only thing that would get me to buy an issue.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 05, 2018 11:45 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 11:45 AM (y6Qn0)
My friend in Texas said she was told that down there it's a garden gnome in the front yard.
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 11:35 AM (aDwMN)
What the hell kind of people are you all hanging out with?!?!
Also, why would you need to advertise that? Are they expecting people to randomly show up? Are there like, swinger missionaries who knock on your door at 7am to extol the virtues of watching your wife get banged by other men?
I mean, besides Jeff Flake.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 05, 2018 11:46 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Tom Bodett at Motel 6 at March 05, 2018 11:46 AM (qBA+q)
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I saw one of those on a house near the U of Northern Colo. a few weeks ago. I thought they were morons and not in a good way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 11:46 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 11:46 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)
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Don't know much about History, Don't know much Biology . . . What a wonderful world it would be.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (MIKMs)
They still have their wallets attention, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (i1Y2/)
I'm thinking that was done on purpose....oh, "oopsie, my bad, I *unintentionally (*wink*) called Hope Hicks as sh#t.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
IIRC, she already did one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2018 11:48 AM (i1Y2/)
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To be honest, the pineapple/swinger thing has been something of an urban legend for a while now, with no real confirmation that I've seen.
On the other hand, there is an upscale community near me (Brielle, NJ) that apparently has a thriving swinger population. There is a certain restaurant where they all meet up and I personally know of a normal couple who were "approached" there.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:48 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:41 AM (7HtZB)
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That reminded me of a zombie anecdote. Apparently in SF men advertise that at certain times, they will leave the door open and will be lying face down, and strangers will come in and anonymously cornhole them. Maybe they should just use a red (pink?) light.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 05, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
IIRC, she already did one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (GdWl+)
If only there were some way one could look for nude celebrity photos.
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:49 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM
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Leprechauns. Duh.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:49 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Sure, my nerd light is on.
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
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People often accuse me of having hoarding tendencies. Granted, I like things and stuff, but I'm not a hoarder - I know exactly what I have and where it is.
Yesterday, a friend texted me and told me he got a free ticket to go to Comic Con. He then asked me if I wanted him to get any autographs for me. So, I went online and looked at who was going to be there. Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) was going to be there. I told him, "Yeah, get me her autograph."
Nichols was my favorite character on the show when I first got interested in it in the mid 80s, so nothing like 30 years to get an autograph (but I'm digressing).
I then said, "Well, if you can get her to sign a photo from the Star Trek V era that would be great - I liked her look in that movie. He had no idea what I was talking about. THEN I remembered, I had squired away a copy of the Star Trek V movie magazine from 1989. I pulled it out and told him to stop over before he went.
My "hoarding" paid off. Now I have the relic magazine with her autograph on the Uhura photo.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 11:49 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)
It means you run towards the house as fast as you can, before the owner yells 'Red Light'?
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 11:49 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:41 AM (7HtZB)
If you seeking to have sex with random strangers, then good sense, good judgment, and prudence are probably not your strong suits.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 11:50 AM (u7ERy)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 05, 2018 11:50 AM (M9Kph)
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November, veterans. December, trying to be festive on the cheap.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 11:50 AM (MIKMs)
If a person can buy a house they should be able to buy a gun. And "kids" that get out on their own at 18 will maybe not be living in the best neighborhoods.
Maybe add a requirement for some minimal training class for gun purchase 18 to 21, instead of telling them they can't defend themselves in their own home till they are 21.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2018 11:50 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: The Entire Internet at March 05, 2018 11:50 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:48 AM (HiDrR)
I guess you would expect people to be groping & feeling everything with their fingers there.
Wait, that's Braille, NJ.
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
The ones here don't say that, instead, they say "No matter what language you speak or what religion you worship, we're proud to have you as our neighbor" in English, Spanish, and Arabic.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2018 11:51 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 05, 2018 11:38 AM (0OmEj)
This is about me, isn't it? *sniff*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 05, 2018 11:51 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Under Fire
Green = Support the military
Blue = Support the Police
Yellow = simply an anti bug light
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:51 AM (7a8uF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 05, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
Seriously? Ugh. That's worse than those SF bathhouses back in the 79s
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 11:51 AM (u7ERy)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2018 11:52 AM (7HtZB)
would become known as the Spanish Flu pops up at Camp Funston, Ft. Riley KS. Patient Zero - Pvt Albert Gitchell. And from there it would travel to Europe and hit the armies on both sides."
In "the Great Influenza" by John Barry (the best book I know of on the topic) the author presents the story of a very meticulous and skilled doctor who kept very careful notes of some very surprising and unusual deaths about 3 months before this, out in the backwoods farms of west Kansas. The hallmark of the disease which made it stand out was that the healthiest and strongest patients died the fastest. (turned out that they were killed by their own strong immune system response)
Most often we hear of diseases coming from China, or the middle east, but it's possible that the Great Influenza came from a mutation that happened right in the heartland of America.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 11:52 AM (k1TUh)
Maybe not violate the 2nd amendment at all?
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2018 11:52 AM (i1Y2/)
Not just that. It says, "Come rob me while I'm home so you can use threats and torture to have me give up where the best stuff is hidden and the combination/key to any locked area, rape is an extra thrown in for free."
Posted by: geoffb at March 05, 2018 11:52 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Under Fire
Green = Support the military
Blue = Support the Police
Yellow = simply an anti bug light
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:51 AM
Red heat lamp...growing your own pot.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2018 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 11:53 AM (y6Qn0)
Posted by: Under Fire
Green = Support the military
Blue = Support the Police
Yellow = simply an anti bug light
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:51 AM (7a8uF)
Ah! That's sounds about right.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
That still happens. They'll put an ad online in various "Men Seeking Men: Casual Encounters" sites and say, "Front door unlocked at 123 44th Ave.; I am waiting in the bedroom, face down, ass up. Taking all comers." Completely insane.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 11:53 AM (42M22)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 05, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
Seriously? Ugh. That's worse than those SF bathhouses back in the 79s
If one was a thief, or a jihadi set on reducing the number of local homosexuals, those might be very interesting ads indeed....
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 05, 2018 11:53 AM (bZ7mE)
https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/
970344343700692992
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)
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Nah. Tie all rights to one age. The end.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 11:54 AM (ks6bw)
They can also screw, have babies, get married & start families.
Mr. or Ms. Politician, please tell these newly minted families that they are second class citizens and cannot defend that new baby's life.
Please look into the camera and say that. Clearly.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:54 AM (7a8uF)
Maybe add a requirement for some minimal training class for gun purchase 18 to 21, instead of telling them they can't defend themselves in their own home till they are 21.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2018 11:50 AM (bT8Z4)
Did you know that you can't rent a Hotel Room at Motel 6, until you are 21?
Even if you are in the Military?
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:48 AM (HiDrR)
Brielle, you say?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 11:55 AM (5y11N)
Come over. Hang my shelves for me and leave."
Posted by: Ace's Ad at March 05, 2018 11:55 AM (i1Y2/)
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 11:53 AM (42M22)
This is a lifestyle choice that should not only be accepted but celebrated.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 05, 2018 11:55 AM (Uytaa)
See, I read that and I think: bring on SMOD, because this civilization is done. I can't even comprehend this kind of activity.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (7a8uF)
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (aDwMN)
Posted by: bluebell
No, that's wrong.
It's those big stars folks put on their walls.
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)
Friend of mine had a slightly different approach. He got one of those bug zappers with the extra bug attracting light and mounted it far away from his house by the neighbor's yard so that it would attract what bugs it didn't zap to his neighbor's place.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM (70cRb)
Posted by: Chris M at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Chris M at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM (eAZVt)
Past 100 so will re-post this:
Sobering historical fact.
March 11th, 1918 the first case of what
would become known as the Spanish Flu pops up at Camp Funston, Ft.
Riley KS. Patient Zero - Pvt Albert Gitchell. And from there it would
travel to Europe and hit the armies on both sides.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/4pb3rhl
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 05, 2018 11:41 AM (0kLcL
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My Grandfather died of the flu in 1919, in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Javems at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM (pkU+3)
the middle east, but it's possible that the Great Influenza came from a
mutation that happened right in the heartland of America.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 11:52 AM (k1TUh)
some say Kansas, some say France, some say Austria. Nobody really knows where it originated.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 11:55 AM
~~~~~
Now I'm having second thoughts about asking you guys to do another NY/NJ MoMe.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM (HiDrR)
(revolutionary war era at least)
https://tinyurl.com/y7lbc77m
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2018 11:58 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 05, 2018 11:58 AM (Uytaa)
I don't think you can rent a Hotel room at Motel 6 at any age.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2018 11:58 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
********
Oooooh with a brown ring around it!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at March 05, 2018 11:58 AM (qFcjg)
Come on, that's like saying that The Holy Grail made Ben Hur look like an epic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 11:58 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Chris M at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM
~~~~~
Amper amper sand sand sand
Amper amper sand sand sand
They all went down to Ampersand
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM (HiDrR)
Even if you are in the Military?
Posted by: Don Q.
Didja know you can get an abortion at 14 without parental notification?
Yeah. Let's tie all rights to one age. I dare 'em.
(I'm for it. I know they haven't thought it through)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM (7a8uF)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 11:57 AM (HiDrR)
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If they tell you to BYOP, don't go.
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM (aDwMN)
the middle east, but it's possible that the Great Influenza came from a
mutation that happened right in the heartland of America.
That happens with plagues sometimes.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)
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Also written:
Florida puts hundreds of thousands of rifles into the hands of 18-21 year olds who hadn't previously considered themselves mature enough to own a rifle, but now that they are being told they might not be able to...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM (ks6bw)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y75ejw46
Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 12:00 PM (XQvuQ)
What a stupid sign. People don't worship a religion. They worship God. Why didn't it say, "No matter what religion you practice"..."
And if I thought that my neighbors were militant Muslims I sure as heck wouldn't want them living next to me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 12:00 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Ding ding ding!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (7a8uF)
How can an inalienable RIGHT be tied to an Age?
If it is granted by God, and our Constitutions says Congress can pass no law... how can Congress than pass a law that says you can't have it until a certain age?
(Now, Right to vote was screwed up... its not a Right as the Founders defined it, but its a Privilege or Power... Its not a Natural Right... and defining it as one, started the destruction of our Natural Rights IMO).
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 12:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
That still happens. They'll put an ad online in various "Men Seeking Men: Casual Encounters" sites and say, "Front door unlocked at 123 44th Ave.; I am waiting in the bedroom, face down, ass up. Taking all comers." Completely insane.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 11:53 AM (42M22)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE BARACK OBAMA'S WHITEHOUSE.
Posted by: BEN ROTTENBURGER at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 11:55 AM
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"Brielle??!"
I thought you said "Rielle!" Damn.
Posted by: John Edwards at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (vg8iE)
In the Great Gatsby the green light on the end of Daisy's dock is a sort of welcoming beacon.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (7a8uF)
Wait, that's Braille, NJ.
Also in Blurry, ID (that's what a certain class of local calls Burley).
Posted by: Anachronda at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (70cRb)
Even if you are in the Military?
Posted by: Don Q.
Didja know you can get an abortion at 14 without parental notification?
Yeah. Let's tie all rights to one age. I dare 'em.
(I'm for it. I know they haven't thought it through)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM (7a8uF)
and you may vote at 18, and also be a child until 26. because .
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (/ikqi)
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Fine with me. Shut down the juvenile justice system and let's call it a day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 05, 2018 12:01 PM (D7HXY)
(revolutionary war era at least)
Oh cool. There's a wreck like that on Nauset beach on Cape Cod that comes up every few decades and wiggles around a bit. It came out to play earlier this winter and one of my friends got great pictures of it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2018 12:02 PM (fuK7c)
My grandfather's brother died of it in one of the Army camps in France.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 12:02 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 05, 2018 11:58 AM (Uytaa)
Embrace the power of "&"
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 12:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (czkHE)
John Barry did a great deal of research, matching dates, and the case at Ft. Riley was the first formally documented case anywhere. The private letters documenting what sure sounds like the Great Influenza in backwoods Kansas in the winter of 1917 - 1918 predate any other reports anywhere in the world by several months.
The whole story is like a real life version of the beginning of "The Stand", or "28 Days Later."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (k1TUh)
"Dump A Load - Whoring Out My Bottom - m4m 31 (excelsior / outer mission)
looking for guys to come load up my hole.
Text for address. Ready now
Walk in slide in my ass and walk out.... pump and dump. Or, if you want to dump it down my throat that's possible. "
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (42M22)
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (42M22)
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 11:59 AM
~~~~~
Good advice, bluebell!
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 05, 2018 12:04 PM (70cRb)
If it is granted by God, and our Constitutions says Congress can pass no law... how can Congress than pass a law that says you can't have it until a certain age?
(Now, Right to vote was screwed up... its not a Right as the Founders defined it, but its a Privilege or Power... Its not a Natural Right... and defining it as one, started the destruction of our Natural Rights IMO).
Posted by: Don Q.
At what age does the BoR kick in? Serious question.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:04 PM (7a8uF)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
No lights on the porch, but glow-sticks on the "friendly" sides of the range markers.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 05, 2018 12:04 PM (YQ4mh)
"Dump A Load - Whoring Out My Bottom - m4m 31 (excelsior / outer mission)
looking for guys to come load up my hole.
Text for address. Ready now
Walk in slide in my ass and walk out.... pump and dump. Or, if you want to dump it down my throat that's possible. "
==========
Fuck. I gotta work today. Dammit!!!!
Posted by: Shep! at March 05, 2018 12:04 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 12:04 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Hope Solo at March 05, 2018 12:04 PM (i1Y2/)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 05, 2018 12:05 PM (mQ0Mc)
189 I don't think you can rent a Hotel room at Motel 6 at any age.
Ah, Motel Digit. Your sign of quality lodging.
Before I got married, a buddy and I took a road trip from Utah out to San Francisco, up to Seattle, over to Montana, and back down to Utah. As I recall, we saw a Motel Digit for each digit except zero.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 05, 2018 12:05 PM (v3pYe)
Thank you for helping me add to the areas to avoid. That practice seems ... anti-Darwinian.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2018 12:05 PM (hyuyC)
She should have just stuck to schilling Muff Oil.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (i1Y2/)
Posted by: willow at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (70cRb)
Zod is asking for a friend.
Posted by: Zod at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (czkHE)
Lefty judge ruled that it can't expire.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (CMbMd)
Sobering historical fact.
March 11th, 1918 the first case of what
would become known as the Spanish Flu pops up at Camp Funston, Ft.
Riley KS. Patient Zero - Pvt Albert Gitchell. And from there it would
travel to Europe and hit the armies on both sides.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/4pb3rhl
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
_____________
Other theory has it that it originated in Haskell County, Kansas (which was pretty much ground zero for the Dust Bowl too). Local doctor reported it to Washington, prior to the Ft. Riley outbreak and said he'd never seen a strain like it. Then soldiers from that area took it with them to Ft. Riley.
Posted by: Furious George at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (2Omzf)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (nBr1j)
Yeah, and LGBT activists will tell you the existence of bug-chasers is a anti-LGBT myth and smear.
If you haven't already collected the entire set of STDs, I can't think of much better ways to complete the set than to advertise you're a hole waiting to be filled by any stranger who can read.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2018 12:07 PM (iv0p7)
"Dump A Load - Whoring Out My Bottom - m4m 31 (excelsior / outer mission)
looking for guys to come load up my hole.
Text for address. Ready now
Walk in slide in my ass and walk out.... pump and dump. Or, if you want to dump it down my throat that's possible. "
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But the best part is, when that person is suffering and dying from a myriad of diseases, it'll be the oppressive heterosexual patriarchy's fault.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 12:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2018 12:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 12:07 PM (8+Ozj)
Not easily said three times quickly.
Posted by: Zod at March 05, 2018 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)
...we have to leave the door unlocked, lay on the bed face-down, and take it from whoever shows up.
Posted by: Hawaiin Judge at March 05, 2018 12:07 PM (i1Y2/)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2018 12:08 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 12:08 PM (MIKMs)
Did a stint of contracting in Palo Alto in a group that included a Finnish fellow. There's a little hole-in-the wall food court between a couple of buildings that has a sign saying "No Smoking" in about fifty languages. He decided that he was allowed to smoke because Finnish wasn't among them.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 05, 2018 12:08 PM (v3pYe)
Makes me want to go in with a Sasquatch mask and a tire iron - beat the crap out of him, take his shit and go. Oh well, no doubt some mexicans have already thought of that plan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:08 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: GOP Majority at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (qFcjg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (y6Qn0)
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It's real. It's very fucking real.
My good friend is the team leader for a dedicated hospice AIDS team. She used to have to go to meetings "in the community" where they would be talking about "gifting parties.
"Gifting parties" are gay orgies where a lot of people are having unprotected sex in hopes of getting HIV, because, after all, they are going to get it anyway and might as well get it over with.
She was appalled. But I wasn't.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (vg8iE)
That's funny, FS. If it were me, I'd do it just for teh snorfles.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (GdWl+)
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Ah, so that's what Andrew Sullivan is up to these days.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (czkHE)
Lefty judge ruled that it can't expire.
Posted by: Hikaru
Let him call up a few divisions and enforce it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:10 PM (7a8uF)
I'm not a lawyer, but isn't it pretty well understood that kids don't have all the rights of adults?
Isn't that why we don't let them sign contracts?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2018 12:10 PM (iv0p7)
got one of those bug zappers with the extra bug attracting light and
mounted it far away from his house by the neighbor's yard so that it
would attract what bugs it didn't zap to his neighbor's place.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 05, 2018 11:56 AM (sGtp+)
I got a couple of those bug zappers when I first moved in here. The only thing they attracted and zapped were moths. Mosquitoes still harassed the shit out of you. it was fun to watch the moths get zapped though. When they burned out I threw them out and did not replace them.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 12:10 PM (mpXpK)
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Because, of course, the age of the Parkland shooter had everything to do with the massacre and not mental health or massive gov't failure.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 05, 2018 12:10 PM (mQ0Mc)
Sounds to me like a discrimination lawsuit waiting to be filed.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 05, 2018 12:10 PM (sGtp+)
Hate spricht nur Deutsch. Schade!
Posted by: Zod at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
His house faces starboard?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (kqsXK)
Bucket list: learn old Caucasian-Albanian (=Udi).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (y6Qn0)
your own bunny" Obviously this was not a REAL idea, but everybody
laughed.
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Laughed as well -- but if the kids are all still hyped up on the sugar have sacks/pillowcases for them to do a 'bunny hop'. That could be a fun outreach.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (MIKMs)
If you want trust, you must give trust.
Posted by: RM at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (U3LtS)
Somewhere this weekend I ran across a Finnish joke - "Our country is standing on the edge of a cliff - of course the Swedes are one step ahead of us."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (7uYFy)
I'm not sure how that would work, and I figure not too many people would be BYOB but the idea of it is very funny considering how odd rabbits are. ;^).
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (8+Ozj)
His house faces starboard?
Possibly. I thought it might have been eco virtue signaling.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (GdWl+)
Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced or Dark Rum
3/4 oz White Rum
1/2 oz fresh Lime Juice
3 wedges Pineapple - grilled
Garnish: Pineapple
Directions
Muddle 2 pineapple wedges with lime juice in a cocktail shaker.
Add both rums and ice and shake well.
Strain into glass full of ice, add club soda if desired, and garnish with a grilled pineapple wedge.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Hawaiin Judge
And so true....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 05, 2018 12:09 PM (0OmEj)
Do you have Freedom of Speech before 18?
What about... religion?
Can you own property? or does everything really belong to your parent?
How about Freedom of the Press? 21?
This whole canard that you can't defend yourself before 18 or 21 is just that... an attempt to redefine and dilute our Natural Rights...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)
***
There ya go. Turn a stupid lefty idea into comedy gold.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (D7HXY)
Blue = Support the Police
Yellow = simply an anti bug light
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 11:51 AM (7a8uF)
UV (not during Halloween) = Black Lights Matter
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 05, 2018 12:13 PM (di1hb)
Supports the military
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)
your door at 7am to extol the virtues of watching your wife get banged
by other men?
I mean, besides Jeff Flake.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 05, 2018 11:46 AM (Tnhbr)
11:30pm
Posted by: Swinger Missionaries Union Steward at March 05, 2018 12:13 PM (8iiMU)
March 11th, 1918 the first case of what
would become known as the Spanish Flu pops up at Camp Funston, Ft.
Riley KS. Patient Zero - Pvt Albert Gitchell. And from there it would
travel to Europe and hit the armies on both sides.
Interesting to look at census data to see the effects.
Whole towns were killed off and no one really knows exact numbers but 40 -50 million estimated.
My MIL was three when she contracted it and her father was already dead. They waited to bury her with her father but she survived and lived to be 97. This was in Wood River Illinois
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 05, 2018 12:13 PM (czkHE)
Possibly. Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)
"Red-Right-Reload."
Posted by: Zod at March 05, 2018 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: biblio at March 05, 2018 12:13 PM (6FY0P)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2018 12:14 PM (tm6wE)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 05, 2018 12:13 PM (czkHE)
I didn't know that particular flu was survivable. I thought it was essentially a death sentence.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 12:14 PM (7uYFy)
...we have to leave the door unlocked, lay on the bed face-down, and take it from whoever shows up.
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Heh. Thread winner!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 05, 2018 12:14 PM (mQ0Mc)
What about... religion?
Can you own property? or does everything really belong to your parent?
How about Freedom of the Press? 21?
This whole canard that you can't defend yourself before 18 or 21 is just that... an attempt to redefine and dilute our Natural Rights...
Posted by: Don Q.
Exactly. At what age does the 4th or 5th Amendment kick in?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:14 PM (7a8uF)
The reason Alcohol sales are restricted to age 21 is because of the way my generation acted when it used to be 18. Sorry about that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:14 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2018 12:07 PM (r+sAi)
I think this is something like the gay activists on college campuses would do some years ago, that is, proclaim some day as "Gay Rights Day" and "to show your solidarity with our cause, please wear jeans."
[Narrator:] Most college students wear jeans as a matter of course.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 12:15 PM (u7ERy)
Posted by: SkinnerVic at March 05, 2018 12:15 PM (nbwH3)
"Our country is standing on the edge of a cliff - of course the Swedes
are one step ahead of us."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (k1TUh)
heh...the Fins have a sense of humor.
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)
I agree, if you can join the military, vote, sign legal contracts, you sure as hell ought to be able to buy a beer or a firearm. We need to stop delaying adulthood in this country, especially for men.
A bunch of pansies wearing pj's or dresses in their momma's basement sure ain't gonna get er done.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2018 12:15 PM (r+sAi)
So....Saturday?
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 05, 2018 12:15 PM (oVJmc)
break and interviewing like mad is to rent a car for the week.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 12:08 PM
bluebell can give you some tips on how to get the best deals on black muscle cars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2018 12:15 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2018 12:16 PM (tm6wE)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 05, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)
A lot of people use green lights to minimize light pollution.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 05, 2018 12:16 PM (D7HXY)
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That sounds delicious. I'll be right over. Could you leave the pineapple flaming from the grill? I need all the warmth I can get. Still no power here.
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 12:16 PM (aDwMN)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (nBr1j)
I searched again on DuckDuckGo and got a much more balanced page of results.
This was what finally prompted me to switch my default search engine from google to DuckDuckGo. Google's censorship/downrating of right of center news has really gotten out of hand.
Posted by: cool breeze at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (8+Ozj)
***
Plus DDG doesn't track you.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (vrFFm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2018 12:15 PM (ctuyM)
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Yes. Have someone from Texas back into your car in the dentist's parking lot.
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (aDwMN)
Anonymous Gloryhole Service - m4m 36 (downtown)
Taking all cummers! - m4m 30 (van ness)
I'm sucking now - m4m (twin peaks)
Blow N Go. Older Men Preferred (lower nob hill)
Bareback Bottom Provider looking for Cocks to Service ASAP - m4m 40 (USF / panhandle)
I want to suck Black Dick at my glory hole - m4m (civic center)
My chubby ass need a dick this morning - m4m (bernal heights)
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Commercial pilot age. If you can't be responsible for 200, you sure as hell can't be responsible for 200,000. Or more.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (7a8uF)
The thing that made that version of the flu so bizarre was that if you were very young, or very old, or sick from some other disease (the people usually most at risk) you actually had a very good chance of surviving it.
But if you were a perfectly healthy adult in your 20's or 30's, you often would be dead within 3 days of suffering the very first symptoms. It was a hell of a disease.
(It triggered the immune system into a massive response which killed the host, so people with compromised immune systems actually did much better)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: biblio at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (6FY0P)
***
Dude. My son's autistic. Please use the word "stooooooopid" instead. Thanks.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:19 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:11 PM (k1TUh)
Finns are badasses. If a fight breaks out, I want them on my side.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 12:19 PM (u7ERy)
default search engine from google to DuckDuckGo. Google's
censorship/downrating of right of center news has really gotten out of
hand.
Posted by: cool breeze at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (UGKMd)
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The weird part is I think DDG gets their results by scraping google.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 05, 2018 12:19 PM (ASoyE)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2018 12:19 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (mpXpK)
Isn't it amazing that the Constitution is silent on if a JUDGE can limit your Natural Rights?
It just says Congress cannot...
And the Court's have given themselves that exact power...
Scary really...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 12:20 PM (NgKpN)
I told them I did it because they fired James Damore for speaking the truth and denying him his right to free speech, among other reasons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 12:20 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Stingk at March 05, 2018 12:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2018 12:21 PM (8+Ozj)
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So, in short, because Google sucks.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:21 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Taupe & Puce at March 05, 2018 12:21 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: josephistan"
She played a major role in the WWII epic series "War and Remembrance" years Very well acted and very attractive young lady at the time.
Posted by: Ripley at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (42M22)
"I want to get AIDS!"
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (u7ERy)
FALSE: This is just an ugly rumor and you are an asshole for spreading it!
Posted by: Snopes at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Why would you want to do that? Strange.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (42M22)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (LiyEm)
Zod is asking for a friend.
Posted by: Zod at March 05, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
In the words of Niven and Pournelle, "consider it evolution in action."
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (RD7QR)
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Being disgusted with themselves would require some amount of self-awareness, so that definitely ain't it.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (qFcjg)
They didn't just advertise a barrel with a hole in it in the living room?
I am disappoint.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 12:22 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 12:23 PM (y6Qn0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 05, 2018 12:19 PM (ASoyE)
My understanding is that they aggregate Bing and Yandex (Russian), among others, but not google. The results are then passed along to you without tracking.
Posted by: cool breeze at March 05, 2018 12:24 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (mpXpK)
Isn't it amazing that the Constitution is silent on if a JUDGE can limit your Natural Rights?
It just says Congress cannot...
And the Court's have given themselves that exact power...
Scary really...
Posted by: Don Q.
What does the court cases say about the po po stomping on a 16 yr olds 4th or 5th Amendment rights?
What is the age limit?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:24 PM (7a8uF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)
because of the way my generation acted when it used to be 18. Sorry
about that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:14 PM (k1TUh)
Before prohibition there was no age limit in most places. Anyone who was tall enough to throw coins up on a bar could drink. The problem came when prohibition was repealed and the wording of the repeal.
Section 2. The transportation or importation into any State,
Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use
therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is
hereby prohibited.
This has been interpreted by SCOTUS to mean States can write any laws they want on sale of booze. Which is how SC gets away with banning it on Sunday.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 12:24 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2018 12:24 PM (O2RFr)
***
Justice comes is spurts.
Oh, no, wait, that's love. Never mind.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:25 PM (GEpFD)
The age to vote is the age at which a citizen is no longer entitled to any youth related benefits from the state or federal government. Included in this are being able to be covered by your parents insurance.
Force millennials to choose if they want to vote or to get freebees.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2018 12:25 PM (eSx+E)
leave the pineapple flaming from the grill? I need all the warmth I can
get. Still no power here.
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 12:16 PM
Yikes.
<slides sizziling rib eye, grilled corn, pineapple smash, and the grilled watermelon from the recipe in The Deplorable Gourmet through USB port>
Posted by: Taupe & Puce at March 05, 2018 12:25 PM (ctuyM)
***
Dude. My son's autistic. Please use the word "stooooooopid" instead. Thanks.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 05, 2018 12:19 PM (GEpFD)
_________
I've been diagnosed with Asperger's and in my expert opinion - that symptom is accurate.
307 Is Snopes still employing his mistress as his "fact checker" or did he fire her when that scandal surfaced?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2018 12:19 PM (eSx+E)
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Not just a his mistress, but a straight up prostitute according to their billing statements from back them.
And yes, she still performs for company money. Snopes supports working girls in the office
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 05, 2018 12:25 PM (vrFFm)
home on select nights and sitting watch at the stair landing with a
loaded scattergun considered jacklighting?
Zod is asking for a friend.
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No, officer, that bulb isn't red, it;s from the arterial spray of the last guy that tried to break in.
I can see how that would be confiusing.
Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 12:26 PM (XQvuQ)
One mistyped internet search and you can find things you really don't want to know.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 12:26 PM (Jb711)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 05, 2018 12:26 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 05, 2018 12:27 PM (oqMTy)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2018 12:24 PM (O2RFr)
Yeah.... she is just trying to redefine that Red Light that has been out front of her house for decades...
'Really... its not because I was a Prostitute.. it was... telling people I was unarmed.... yeah... that's the ticket!"
Posted by: Don Q. at March 05, 2018 12:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:27 PM (IYHxL)
You can certainly make the diversion to asset forfeiture, and no person who believes in personal liberty could ever condone that, but it does not change the basis of what he stated.
I understand the eventual context Trump put his remarks in, and the support he tried to give to due process, but there is no excuse for that remark. None.
ANd let's face it- if Obama said that people would be calling for impeachment or civil war...=
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
Woman #1. [drops a two-page resume and a sheaf of references] So, I've done all this relevant work and I believe I am the most qualified person for this opport -
Woman #2. [wiggles in the chair, exposes cleavage] Tee-hee!
Hence the phrase, 'begone, thot'.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (y6Qn0)
FALSE: This is just an ugly rumor and you are an asshole for spreading it!
***
I think a more accurate Snopes'ing would be something like:
CLAIM: I hired my fact checker solely because she is my mistress.
STATUS: FALSE
She was also willing to work for peanuts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 12:23 PM (y6Qn0)
_________
Thank you. I have it and I suspect my GF does too, though she's never been diagnosed.
We're both Engineers, so it's expected.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (vrFFm)
The courts are extremely inconsistent and randomizing ages for various rights is illogical. There ought to be a law!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2018 12:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: biblio at March 05, 2018 12:18 PM (6FY0P)
DuckDuckGo is a search engine (or search engine aggregator), not a browser like Firefox.
To switch your default search engine in Firefox, go to Options | Search and change it from google to DuckDuckGo. It is one of the choices built into Firefox.
Posted by: cool breeze at March 05, 2018 12:29 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Democrats everywhere at March 05, 2018 12:29 PM (2NqXo)
I can see how that would be confiusing.
Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2018 12:26 PM (XQvuQ)"
============
LOLing
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2018 12:29 PM (3BFzK)
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I saw one of those on a house near the U of Northern Colo. a few weeks ago. I thought they were morons and not in a good way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at March 05, 2018 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Given that it's almost a certainty that the owners of such signs cannot read a single word of Arabic, it would be great mischief to steal those signs, and replace them with an otherwise-identical one, with Arabic text that reads, "mohammed blows goats". Buy popcorn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Shep! at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (Jb711)
CLAIM: I hired my fact checker solely because she is my mistress.
STATUS: FALSE
She was also willing to work for peanuts.
Posted by: 18-1
You're screwing an elephant?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (7a8uF)
Yandex (Russian), among others, but not google. The results are then
passed along to you without tracking.
Posted by: cool breeze at March 05, 2018 12:24 PM (UGKMd)
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Interesting. I remember them using yahoo at one time, too. I wonder if they cycle through other providers on some sort of set schedule for results?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (ASoyE)
FALSE: This is just an ugly rumor and you are an asshole for spreading it!
***
I think a more accurate Snopes'ing would be something like:
CLAIM: I hired my fact checker solely because she is my mistress.
STATUS: FALSE
She was also willing to work for peanuts.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E)
________
Peanuts?
Are you saying the hooker is a fat elephant, or that Mr.Snopes is poorly endowed?
Or if both, well played.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (vrFFm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (fA1SL)
I understand you totally but I remember when Trump met with Al Gore and mass hysteria jumped off. Nothing happened.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: freaked at March 05, 2018 12:31 PM (ljnHm)
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Later Gore said something like, I thought Trump was an idiot and I would roll him but uh...I guess he rolled me.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2018 12:31 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
Trump can mangle his concepts when he speaks off the cuff. I think his display on that particular occasion was for the benefit of the LIVs who want to know he's serious about "doing something". He knows the battle is being fought on the margins and he wants to peel away some swing voters and disaffected democrats.
In some jurisdictions, police can seize firearms of a citizen if they're called to the house on a domestic violence call. No court order, nothing. Just the fact they were called there due to violence and weapons are in the house.
Posted by: kallisto at March 05, 2018 12:31 PM (Iz8Py)
It's why I married her!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:32 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: freaked at March 05, 2018 12:32 PM (ljnHm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (ASoyE)
I have read that yahoo now uses Bing for search, so it is no longer a distinct choice
Posted by: cool breeze at March 05, 2018 12:33 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 05, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)
New browser here I come. Thanks whoever mentioned it first.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 05, 2018 12:33 PM (ASoyE)
citizen if they're called to the house on a domestic violence call. No
court order, nothing. Just the fact they were called there due to
violence and weapons are in the house.
Posted by: kallisto at March 05, 2018 12:31 PM (Iz8Py)
That is thanks to the "Lautenberg Amendment". SCOTUS killed it at one time IIANM but the Demoncraps brought it back slightly reworded and it has been challenged.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 12:34 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Whoo-hoo! Biking raiding parties!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:34 PM (7a8uF)
Posted by: freaked at March 05, 2018 12:31 PM (ljnHm)
/limps in, dragging his foot...
could be.....
Posted by: Dr. Detroit at March 05, 2018 12:34 PM (NgKpN)
I tend to avoid felony behavior.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:34 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:35 PM (7a8uF)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 05, 2018 12:35 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2018 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
I understand you totally but I remember when Trump met with Al Gore and mass hysteria jumped off. Nothing happened.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:30 PM (IYHxL)
"
There are dumb, careless remarks or conversation one can have as part of the political theater. Trump has done more of that than most.
But when it comes to the most basic of constitutional liberties- it's no longer a joke, theatrical or a negotiating tactic. It crosses a very clear line.
Do I believe he will do anything to subvert due process? No. But that isn't the point.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2018 12:35 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at March 05, 2018 12:35 PM (vtcmf)
"Trick, or treat, or die!"
Posted by: Zod at March 05, 2018 12:35 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 12:36 PM (aDwMN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 05, 2018 12:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hillary at March 05, 2018 12:36 PM (Jb711)
So far what I've eaten today is a handful of kettle chips, the
remainder of the dark chocolate almonds with sea salt and turbinado
sugar, and a spoonful of dried cranberries.
Posted by: bluebell at March 05, 2018 12:36 PM (aDwMN)
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And away we go!
LUXURY!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 05, 2018 12:37 PM (ASoyE)
Even SF isn't S&G bad. Yet. The locals don't form gangs to rape visitors. But the city appears to be trying to figure out other ways to draw divine wrath.
There are still a lot of good people living on SF mixed in with the awful. If that ever changes, then look out.
Posted by: junior at March 05, 2018 12:37 PM (pdOYB)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2018 11:52 AM (i1Y2/)
Get some politician to propose that youths 18 to 21 can buy a gun only if they have had training and belong to a youth shooting group vetted by the NRA. Watch liberal heads explode.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2018 12:37 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2018 12:38 PM (IqV8l)
Could they be early voting this soon for the congressional races?
Is the media campaign working? The one that's beating on PDT 24/7?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 05, 2018 12:38 PM (UKN6+)
Damn genie did this on purpose. Human females run away screaming when they see this thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2018 12:38 PM (iv0p7)
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You don't know what you're missing!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at March 05, 2018 12:36 PM (Jb711)
________
It fun for the whole family w/ photo moments you will remember forever!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 05, 2018 12:38 PM (vrFFm)
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 11:45 AM (42M22)
Another look at the difference between "the overculture" that has the institutions and big megaphones and "the underculture" that most people in a nation belong to, that is quiet and deep, and persists, changing only relatively slowly?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 12:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Guy with a Baby Elephabnt Trunk Penis at March 05, 2018 12:40 PM (3BFzK)
on family raids. It's like Halloween every night, but with less candy,
more looting and violence.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 05, 2018 12:33 PM
For best results, remember to pillage before burning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2018 12:40 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 05, 2018 12:40 PM (Dn4Uq)
You just can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 12:41 PM (oiNtH)
Could they be early voting this soon for the congressional races?
Is the media campaign working? The one that's beating on PDT 24/7?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 05, 2018 12:38 PM (UKN6+)
Could they be putting all of their votes out at once with nothing left when the actual election day comes around?
Beats me, I read again last weekend how Trump was going to have all of his delegates stripped at the convention when the rules committee unbinds all of the delegates before the first vote, letting them all go to either Cruz or Kasich.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 12:41 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 05, 2018 12:41 PM (u7ERy)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 05, 2018 12:41 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2018 12:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 12:03 PM (42M22)
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Ah, an old fashioned romantic. How quaint.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 05, 2018 12:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 05, 2018 12:42 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: thathalfrican
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That's what you think.
Search for "three felonies per day" to read more.
Short version: Laws and regulations are added so fast that sometimes obeying one requires you to break another, and no old ones are taken off the books. If a prosecutor wants to hang something on you, all it takes is looking around for a few minutes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 05, 2018 12:43 PM (ASoyE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 05, 2018 12:43 PM (fA1SL)
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Now read it in Anderson Cooper's voice.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 05, 2018 12:44 PM (Jb711)
Sounds like a lot of work. It's easier to just get some McNuggets and dump them in a big batch of Kraft Mac & Cheese.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 05, 2018 12:44 PM (v3pYe)
I hear you but Trump doesn't strike me as the most Constitutionally knowledgeable.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:44 PM (IYHxL)
Here's the thing, the GOPe hates being in the majority. They would rather do nothing and be able to say, hey we tried but....., than to actually take grief for sitting on their lazy asses. They voted to totally kill O-care I don't know how many times before when they knew it would be vetoed.
I really despise them.
And the only other alternative is commies and muzzie lovers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2018 12:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Amanda Knox for Italian PM at March 05, 2018 12:44 PM (/qEW2)
Sadly I was going to make this joke.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:45 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 05, 2018 12:45 PM (2fnWP)
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 12:46 PM (oiNtH)
I hear you but Trump doesn't strike me as the most Constitutionally knowledgeable.
Posted by: thathalfrican
He's spent his adult life reading laws and contracts.
He's more astute than most of congress.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:47 PM (7a8uF)
Posted by: Amanda Knox for Italian PM at March 05, 2018 12:44 PM (/qEW2)
_________
I'll be your refugee. What's your Snapchat
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 05, 2018 12:47 PM (vrFFm)
de-glaze pan from chicken with white wine, add butter and reduce to make a sauce to pour over, even add some lemon
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 05, 2018 12:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Gumby at March 05, 2018 12:48 PM (XO08/)
Posted by: junior at March 05, 2018 12:48 PM (pdOYB)
I hear you but Trump doesn't strike me as the most Constitutionally knowledgeable.
Posted by: thathalfrican
He's spent his adult life reading laws and contracts.
He's more astute than most of congress.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:47 PM (7a8uF)
_________
Surely, THIS will finally be the time we out fox Trump since he's such a dummie head with no knowledge or life experience!
Every single other time was a fluke. Silly Drumpf!
Posted by: The Democrats! at March 05, 2018 12:50 PM (vrFFm)
Posted by: junior
??? How is Silicon Valley on the way out? First I've heard of it.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2018 12:50 PM (42M22)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2018 12:50 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2018 12:46 PM (oiNtH)
**snaps fingers**
That's it. Thank you dear lady!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 05, 2018 12:50 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:51 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 05, 2018 12:47 PM
Hey! Don't forget us!
Posted by: Capers at March 05, 2018 12:51 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: George C at March 05, 2018 12:51 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 05, 2018 12:52 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: junior
I knew a stripper once. You could drive a Mack truck through her "silicone valley."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 12:53 PM (7uYFy)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 12:53 PM (LiyEm)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 12:53 PM (LiyEm)
If that's what they're REALLY thinking, it's Trump in 2020.
He ain't Nixon and he won't go quietly....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 12:54 PM (7uYFy)
default search engine from google to DuckDuckGo. Google's
censorship/downrating of right of center news has really gotten out of
hand.
Posted by: cool breeze at March 05, 2018 12:17 PM (UGKMd)
Congratulations on gaining awareness! Still some people here that, inexplicably, use Gurgle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2018 12:55 PM (Dbv1R)
What matters is who gets their votes in *last* not who gets them in first.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2018 12:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Yay! I get to primary Sid Miller!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:55 PM (7a8uF)
Posted by: thathalfrican
When Trump said take guns, due process later, he was operating with the knowledge presented over the prior days, specifically with WRT FL's GVROs and Scott's discussion of them, IMO. He probably flubbed his representation/understanding of it, and as predictable, the left/nevertrump seized on it to make political hay.
Not bad for a businessman/non-attorney, IMO, and he has walked it back, since then.
In WA, for example, there is very little due process ahead of gun seizure for WA's Extreme Risk Protection Orders.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 05, 2018 12:55 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2018 12:55 PM (LiyEm)
Instapundit's been posting links about tech companies seriously considering leaving, and setting up shop in other locations. It's apparently due to a number of different factors, so there's no "one thing" responsible. I don't think the really big companies like Google or Facebook are considering it. But apparently a lot of smaller companies are.
Posted by: junior at March 05, 2018 12:55 PM (pdOYB)
Posted by: Jane Seeless at March 05, 2018 12:56 PM (vtcmf)
which is funny, since Beto is goinna lose by 30 points to Cruz in the general. Beto thrills all the same people who got so excited by Wendy Davis.
You don't have to go any farther than the fact that Beto advocates total open borders, and instant citizenship with voting rights for anyone who happens to wander on this side of the border.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2018 12:56 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2018 12:55 PM (7a8uF)
I saw him perform in the Catkills once. Great show.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 05, 2018 12:56 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2018 12:56 PM (O5Q3r)
Thanks, Pal, for your concern. Neeeeeigh; No Democrat ever won a seat in PA Want to ride me now?
Posted by: Pokey at March 05, 2018 12:56 PM (8+Ozj)
Yeah, then SWAT can take out stoners' threatening gerbils with seized weapons.
Posted by: Mephistefales at March 05, 2018 12:57 PM (WDvb3)
"We don't care where you're from, we're just glad you're here to share in our recent, vicious neighborhood cholera outbreak!"
Posted by: Zod at March 05, 2018 12:58 PM (Bdeb0)
I'm not denigrating Trumps' intelligence but I don't think many folks - myself included - are Constitutionally knowledgeable.
Just cuz he knows laws pertaining to his former work life means just that.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 05, 2018 12:58 PM (IYHxL)
Worth noting that San Francisco and Silicon Valley are closely connected. And right now there are hints that Silicon Valley might be on the way out.
Posted by: junior at March 05, 2018 12:48 PM (pdOYB)
I wonder if it has anything to do with making 80,000 a year and needing to find a roomate so you can afford the rent?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 05, 2018 12:58 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2018 12:23 PM (y6Qn0)
Isn't one of the hallmarks of Aspergers a tendency to read everything in a very literal sense? In other words, a lack of the satire gene?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2018 01:02 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2018 01:02 PM
Is that not a Platinum Membership requirement?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2018 01:04 PM (ctuyM)
1. Is not American she is English.
2. Is an actress not a scholar.
3. Posed three times in a pictorial in Playboy.
4. In spite of which she claims to have been sexually harassed by a prominent Hollywood producer.
5. Which she won't name.
6. Seems unaware a red light at the door of any place is considered the sign of a Bordello or an abode of Prostitutes.
7. Lives in a gated Mansion guarded by "ARMED GUARDS" who carry (gasp!) GUNS!
8. Needs to act her age, shut up, sit down and be quiet about things she knows nothing about.
Posted by: obsidian at March 05, 2018 01:08 PM (ARK2U)
Nothing that mocks the party/hive/collective/cluster is to be permitted.
They know it's humor and they will stamp it out if they can.
Posted by: Ronzoni at March 05, 2018 01:09 PM (YmsT5)
You just haven't been yourself since Pokey died. Stretching yourself too thin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2018 01:12 PM (Dbv1R)
That kind of shit gets progressives all moist ...
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