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Arrest Made in Fake Anthrax/White Powder Attack on Trump Family

> ABC News
@ABC
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JUST IN: Massachusetts man arrested in connection to letter containing white powder that was sent to Donald Trump Jr.'s home. -@AaronKatersky


MORE: Daniel Frisiello of Beverly, MA sent at least five letters containing white powder in last several weeks, U.S. Postal Inspection Service says, the first of which was addressed to Donald Trump Jr. and called him an "awful, awful person."

More at Hot Air. Although it's the Trump family letter that got the most press, he also sent similar threatening letters containing white powder to Democrat Senator Debbie Stabenow, Antonio Sabato Jr. (?!?! -- Trump supporter and possible Republican Congressional candidate), and a US Attorney who prosecuted a porn case in which the defendant wound up committing suicide.

He calls himself a Democrat, but apparently he's a Super-Committed Democrat who got upset with Debbie Stabenow:

If you’re interested in Frisiello’s Facebook page, it’s here. There’s not much on it to suggest that he’d do something as insanely stupid as what has been alleged, but there is a reference to Stabenow on it that might explain why she got one of the letters. After she expressed sympathy for the father who tried to attack USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar at his sentencing hearing, Frisiello wrote [sic]:


Good god now the democrats are going of the rails. This is not the democratic means and i am embarrassed to be in part of the same party as her, because i am not her. I would be offended if anyone i know in the democratic party has the dame feelings and thoughts of this imbecile of a senator!

The left is forever worrying about the feverish rhetoric that might set off the time-bombs on the right -- notice the left and the media (but I repeat myself) never spend a single minute or column inch of coverage fretting that super-partisan zealotry among their fellow leftists might set off some of their own time-bombs?


By the way: Antonio Sabato Jr. was in a movie whose plot seemed vaguely familiar to me. Turned out it was a cheapo version of A Princess of Mars. I turned it off after about 15 minutes. I liked the update (he's a soldier in Afghanistan, not the Civil War) but it was too cheap and slow to keep my attention.

Hm -- Tracy Lords was in it. I guess as Deja Thoris, but I didn't see her. I tuned out when they were still in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:00 PM




Comments

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1 moderate democrat strikes again. Hey! Not all Democrats are like that. We just need reasonable moderate democrat control.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 01, 2018 06:50 PM (V3U1L)

2 The blog is all fucked up!

BLACK POWER!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 01, 2018 06:51 PM (IYHxL)

3 So he sent the powder to Sabato because he was in a cheesy movie?

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 06:51 PM (LiyEm)

4 We have the suspect boxed in.

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2018 06:51 PM (cHbmY)

5 Is this the GRAYZZZ thread?

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 06:51 PM (EzdLW)

6 This vodka must be damned good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

7 Oh shit top 5 without trying.

BLACK POWER!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (IYHxL)

8 what does Frisiello think about Edgar Rice Burroughs though?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (6FqZa)

9 I really couldn't tell if he was a democrat or not by that Facebook post.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

10 Beverly, MA. Not a shock. Not Amherst. But close.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (fA1SL)

11 GrayShadeMatters

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (6nRrz)

12 WTF?

Posted by: Barrel at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (djCea)

13 I think I can guess what Frisiello thinks of Traci Lords . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (6FqZa)

14 Send this lard ass to GTMO as an enemy combatant.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (r9UYA)

15 American 345 to tower....

We're greyed in.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (iiixZ)

16 Swell, now we're trapped in a blockquote.

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (EzdLW)

Posted by: a mime trapped in a gray box at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (ewxPW)

18 Let's see if this brightens things up:

I'm naked except for a thigh holster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

19 Did he also send it to Obama? Or was that all a fake news story?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (6nRrz)

20 I'm triggered by the grey. Which way to the safe space?

Posted by: Winston at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (wgCUV)

21 **making trapped French mine gestures**

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (EzdLW)

22 mine = mime

merde

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (EzdLW)

23 Maybe if I read the first sentence more closely. I half tarded it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

24 It was probably for Melrose Place.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (PUmDY)

25 Willowed from last thread...

GA has passed the tax bill and excluded Delta from it. Nathan Deal has said he will sign it.

Fuck you Delta.

WAR

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (6nRrz)

26 The new server is really serving up documents fastly.

Not half fastly.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (roQNm)

27 >>> I'm naked except for a thigh holster.

I'm listening...

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (cHbmY)

28 Isn't Tracy Lords a porn "star?"

Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (16bxt)

29 Oh man, there's someone out there who gets the dame feelings too? I felt so alone for so long.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (y87Qq)

30 THE SOUTH HAS ROSE AGAIN SUH!

//The Grey

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (SzZnW)

31 He must be nuts. Who else would try to poison someone named Stabenow?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (ewxPW)

32 18 Let's see if this brightens things up:

I'm naked except for a thigh holster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)


Would you mind forwarding us a photo for our next publication.

Posted by: Guns & Ammo at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (r9UYA)

33 Jane D'Oh
Pix or it didn't happen

Posted by: Winston at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (wgCUV)

34 Traci Lords as Deja Thoris would be good if she wore what she wore in the books.Which was nothing but some necklaces and a belt for weapons iirc.....

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 06:55 PM (LiyEm)

35 28 Isn't Tracy Lords a porn "star?"
Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (16bxt)

Used to be an underage porn star.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 06:55 PM (2DOZq)

36 shit!

i stopped to read the content...

idiota!

Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 06:55 PM (Dkm+q)

37 Isn't Tracy Lords a porn "star?"
Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (16bxt)


Once upon a time, yes.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2018 06:55 PM (2K6fY)

38 at least i'm in before Ace notices he borked the poast!

Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 06:55 PM (Dkm+q)

39 I have a thigh.

Or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2018 06:55 PM (iiixZ)

40 Greyeaster?

Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (gbWkA)

41 This gray matter is highly suspicious.

Must.Not.Breathe.

Posted by: Fritz at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (bJ0w+)

42 I was pretty diappointed in the Disney movie btw but the actress as Deja was super hot.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)

43 I've been perusing the South African news. So this was on their biggest news channel:

https://tinyurl.com/y89kmu9l

Do not be afraid of any land grabs, our white comrades. All is well!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

44 Debie Stabenow? The guy IS a NUT!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (roQNm)

45 double eew
a face only a mother could love

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (SJBL7)

46 Hm -- Tracy Lords was in it.

++++

A fine actress. As I understand it, she got an early start in the business.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (pvjTE)

47 Let's see if this brightens things up:

I'm naked except for a thigh holster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)


You and me both, sister.

Posted by: hogmartin, feeling dem dame feelings at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (y87Qq)

48
Willowed from last thread...

GA has passed the tax bill and excluded Delta from it. Nathan Deal has said he will sign it.

Fuck you Delta.

WAR
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM



Woo hooh! Change is a b*tch, Delta.

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 06:56 PM (EzdLW)

49 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

Spoon pics or it didn't happen


Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 01, 2018 06:57 PM (IYHxL)

50 We need to ban these assault-style envelopes immediately.

THEY COME IN BOXES OF 100! WHO NEEDS 100 ENVELOPES?!

Posted by: Tory of Totalitarianism at March 01, 2018 06:57 PM (LEaFH)

51 It not our fault

Posted by: Grey Aliens, Space at March 01, 2018 06:57 PM (gbWkA)

52 By the way: Antonio Sabato Jr. was in a movie whose plot seemed vaguely familiar to me. Turned out it was a cheapo version of A Princess of Mars. I turned it off after about 15 minutes. I liked the update (he's a soldier in Afghanistan, not the Civil War) but it was too cheap and slow to keep my attention.

Hm -- Tracy Lords was in it. I guess as Deja Thoris, but I didn't see her. I tuned out when they were still in Afghanistan.



Can I guess that it was made by the same company that does a fuckton of the SyFy movies?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 01, 2018 06:57 PM (lKs2v)

53 I want to break free!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 06:58 PM (hMwEB)

54
So he sent the powder to Sabato because he was in a cheesy movie?
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 06:51 PM



Yeah, well, everyone's a critic.

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 06:58 PM (EzdLW)

55 Love the new decor in the blog-I'm partial to gray walls.

Saw this story on Daily Mail (yeah,yeah, it's cheesy, but at least they report the stuff going on here that the MFM refuses to report.) The poor fellow looks a few fries short of a happy meal. Also, what exactly does he do for Catholic Charities? This current behavior doesn't strike me as caring or loving towards one's neighbor.

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2018 06:58 PM (V+V48)

56 20 I'm triggered by the grey. Which way to the safe space?

Posted by: Winston at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (wgCUV)

++++

Ace did provide a link to Hot Air. They are all about the safety over there.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2018 06:58 PM (pvjTE)

57 Woof! Woof! Woof!

Posted by: Wakandan Bark at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (SkuXa)

58 some freddie
youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (6FqZa)

59 " notice the left and the media (but I repeat myself) never spend a single minute or column inch of coverage fretting that super-partisan zealotry among their fellow leftists might set off some of their own time-bombs?"


The only thing they're fretting about is why so few leftist nutjobs are going out and killing Trump supporters even though the hate and fear mongering is turned up to eleven.
That's their desired outcome.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (e11dj)

60 Was there and Antonio Sabado Sr, and if so should I know him?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (6nRrz)

61 What the hell did Antonio Sabato Jr. do to anybody?
Did this lunatic confuse him with Scott Baio?.. who also did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (96C7R)

62 All your color are belong to us

Posted by: Grey Aliens at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (gbWkA)

63 Can I guess that it was made by the same company that does a fuckton of the SyFy movies?

Almost certainly the same company. They have a business model of seeing what big budget movies are coming out and rushing out a really crappy knockoff with very similar titles, hoping for people to rent them and buy for their grandkids, or something.

They put out Sharknado and it was good by accident

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (39g3+)

64 55 Posted by: moki at March 01, 2018 06:58 PM (V+V4

The current Pope doesn't strike me as either of the aforementioned traits before "enabling envy" in his character...

maybe the Glitter Glee Bomber is a kindred soul.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (SzZnW)

65 Daniel Rogan, assistant county attorney for Hennepin County, Minnesota, represented the state. When he stepped up to the podium, Justice Samuel Alito jumped in with a list of political symbols and messages, asking which would be allowed at the polls:

A rainbow flag? Rogan replied, "Yes, unless there was a gay rights issue on the ballot."

Parkland Strong? "Yes."

NRA? "No."

The text of the Second Amendment? "No."

The text of the First Amendment? "Yes."

Colin Kaepernick? "Yes."

All Lives Matter? "Maybe. It's a close case."

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 01, 2018 07:00 PM (e8kgV)

66 Long live the grey panthers!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 07:00 PM (IqV8l)

67 Tracy Lords!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2018 07:00 PM (5OEn4)

68 Sabato's best movie was The Big Hit. Small part in this Wahlberg movie.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

69 Ahhh yes, the young Traci... so spoogtastic. Or so I've heard. She's in real-estate now? Or still doing pron?

"Real-estate" = mowing someone's lawn and trimming the bushes.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2018 07:01 PM (iiixZ)

70 Also, what exactly does he do for Catholic Charities?

He supposedly worked at a day care center. And, of course, he passed their "stringent" background check.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (O5Q3r)

71 Did all the Tracy Lords films get destroyed or was that an urban legend?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (6nRrz)

72 Double boxed. No more like triple.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

73
I, for one, welcome our new grey alien threadlords

Posted by: Kent Brockman at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (EzdLW)

74
Tracy Lords!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2018 07:00 PM (5OEn4


In Beyond the Gray Box

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (lKyWE)

75 He seems stable. Let's enroll him in high school.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (LAe3v)

76 like it like this.


...Pixy?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (Ckg4U)

77 35 28 Isn't Tracy Lords a porn "star?"
Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (16bxt)

Used to be an underage porn star.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 06:55 PM (2DOZq)

She credits former Reagan AG Ed Meese with saving her life by cracking down on the porn biz.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:03 PM (ANIFC)

78 65 Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 01, 2018 07:00 PM (e8kgV)

Judas Iscariot Roberts or Ant'knee Kennedy will do mental gymnastics scrying for "intent" unless I miss my guess...

"they are sober judicial minds and we are all the luckier for having them up there...."

//Said no Sane Republican Ever

Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 07:03 PM (SzZnW)

79 71 Did all the Tracy Lords films get destroyed or was that an urban legend?
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (6nRrz)

Traci Lords was around during VHS. There are thousands of copies of her films out there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

80 All the leaves are brown...and the comments grey...

Posted by: KWDreaming at March 01, 2018 07:03 PM (mBmTz)

81 I'm not saying it's the Grays, but it's the Grays.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

82 Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:03 PM (ANIFC)

Yep. She also seems like a very intelligent person.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

83 I feel kind of bad for porn starlets, I mean some of them must be able to act, right? At least as well as, say, Kirsten Dunst or Kat Dennings. Yet do some porn and you're basically banned from doing any other sort of film work and that doesn't seem fair. Is there really a big difference between doing porn and being an actress that slept with Harvey Weinstein to get the part and does "love scenes" with "tasteful" nudity?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (39g3+)

84 Condi Rice actually smacked down Nicole "The View," "MSNBC Douchette" Wallace for calling PDT racist.

Good for her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

85 I think Danny Frisella used to pitch for the Mets.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (HMqgh)

86 we should one day compile a list of all the attacks/assaults by the left.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (/ikqi)

87 Grey Box-ception!

Posted by: Grey Box at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (rwOXu)

88 We've all been abducted.

...and we don't mind.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (Ckg4U)

89 Ace must be installing shelves again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

90 This is a Trigger Free thread.

Posted by: Fritz at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (bJ0w+)

91 Grey Box

Posted by: Grey Box at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (rwOXu)

92 White comments matter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (Dp6qK)

93 See....this is why you capitalize your "I"s.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (+lOpA)

94 isn't tracy lords *old*

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (V3U1L)

95 Fake Anthrax. He belongs in a Madhouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c

Posted by: headbanger at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (EzdLW)

96 I have a copy of Traci Lords on VHS in the "Pleasure Party" up for bids.

Reserve is $1000.

Wipes are extra.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (iiixZ)

97 Reverse gray?

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (+lOpA)

98 i really like the if you voted for Trump your a nazi, racist, bigot.

But all those that partied with Trump all those years?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (/ikqi)

99 Ace of Greys HQ.

Posted by: Country Boy - Legion of Gloomer at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (lqZ8j)

100 Traci Lords made a pretty good transition to regular TV and Film.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

101 She was in Cry Baby.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (PUmDY)

102 you're

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (/ikqi)

103 "I think Danny Frisella used to pitch for the Mets."
-Posted by: mercenary13 at March 01, 2018 07:05 PM (HMqgh)

In staying with Mets Tradition, he was killed by being run-over by a dune-buggy on New Years Day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (Ckg4U)

104 Gray comments matter

Posted by: Exhausted Pikachu at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (QLhnR)

105 I've been perusing the South African news. So this was on their biggest news channel:

https://tinyurl.com/y89kmu9l

Do not be afraid of any land grabs, our white comrades. All is well!


We will take your land without compensating you but we will do it in a way that respects and supports commercial farming.
What the flaming fuck?

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (q177U)

106 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

107 do we yet know what made the miltary base guys ill?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:08 PM (/ikqi)

108 Traci Lords isn't what I'd call old but she's old to play Deja, definitely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:08 PM (39g3+)

109 Any news on the Army base dusting?

Posted by: DaveA at March 01, 2018 07:08 PM (FhXTo)

110 You might have a better shot at watching some old 8mm film on a projector than you will have in watching a vhs tape.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 01, 2018 07:08 PM (lKs2v)

111 I feel a tug on the line
Which end will I be on this time?

Don't box me in
Don't box me in

Posted by: Stan Ridgway and Stewart Copeland at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (EzdLW)

112 Tracy Lords could really suck a dik.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (KbL1c)

113 Will we have a "gray" v "grey" debate?

I vote gray.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (+lOpA)

114
Traci Lords - Control Radioactive 1994

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x2DhoWBMs8

"I will control your soul." she whispered seductively.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (roQNm)

115 i like this format, easier on the eyes.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (/ikqi)

116 So, the murderous bug-nutters are democrats.

Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (7UW64)

117
The current Pope doesn't strike me as either of the aforementioned traits before "enabling envy" in his character...

maybe the Glitter Glee Bomber is a kindred soul.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2018 06:59 PM (SzZnW)



Hmmm, I hadn't thought of that.

I miss Jan Pawel and I'm not even Catholic.

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (V+V48)

118 Okay. New drapes. I prefer white, but it's fine.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

119 I feel kind of bad for porn starlets, I mean some of them must be able to act, right? At least as well as, say, Kirsten Dunst or Kat Dennings.

Traci Lords sort-of returned into the movie industry by doing indie stuff. Kevin Smith cast her as a supporting character in Zack & Miri.

And Jenna stole the show in Zombie Strippers.

But mainly the stupid ratings-agency MPAA tends to slap hard ratings on films which cast / are produced by The Wrong Sort. As happened to Trey Parker's Orgazmo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

120 BLACK POWER!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at March 01, 2018 06:52 PM (IYHxL

pushes half aside, Guurrrl Power!

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (/ikqi)

121 We will take your land without compensating you but we will do it in a way that respects and supports commercial farming.

What the flaming fuck?

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (q177U)


Yep. That same news station reports Cape Town is 30 days away from completing a desalinization plant. They'd better hurry up before the murderous Marxist thugs throw flaming tires around their necks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

122 112>

Peter North confirms.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (iiixZ)

123 113 Will we have a "gray" v "grey" debate?

I vote gray.
Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (+lOpA)


Me too.

In case we get tired of longbows vs. crossbows.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

124 50 shades of comment porn

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (+RI5t)

125 "Will we have a "gray" v "grey" debate?
I vote gray.
"
-Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2018 07:09 PM (+lOpA)

Whatever Crayola says.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:11 PM (Ckg4U)

126 We will take your land without compensating you but we will do it in a way that respects and supports commercial farming.
What the flaming fuck?
Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (q177U)


"We are going to handle this matter in the way we've always handled difficult issues in our country"

That sounds nice! Feeling better already.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:11 PM (y87Qq)

127 "Did all the Tracy Lords films get destroyed or was that an urban legend?"

From what I've read, she owns part of all the films where she was of legal age. So the ones that made her famous are verboten, and the ones that are legal make her money.

I never heard it claimed she was stupid...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:11 PM (d0WgS)

128 31 He must be nuts. Who else would try to poison someone named Stabenow?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 06:54 PM (ewxPW)

Han Solo, because he shoots first.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Dp6qK)

129 On the bright side this guy hates Debbie Stabenow, so all the good hasn't been driven from him yet.

Posted by: Country Boy - Legion of Gloomer at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (lqZ8j)

130 IIRC, possession of anything "adult" with Tracy Lords in it is considered possession of kiddie pr0n.

surf and shop at your own risk.

Posted by: redc1c4 off stupid native son sock at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Dkm+q)

131 Another Blue State moonbat committing acts of tolerance and understanding.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (arhmY)

132 fun box in a box in a box in a box

Democrats...

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wallstreet journal

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (fceHP)

133 65 Daniel Rogan, assistant county attorney for Hennepin County, Minnesota, represented the state. When he stepped up to the podium, Justice Samuel Alito jumped in with a list of political symbols and messages, asking which would be allowed at the polls:

A rainbow flag? Rogan replied, "Yes, unless there was a gay rights issue on the ballot."

Parkland Strong? "Yes."

NRA? "No."

The text of the Second Amendment? "No."

The text of the First Amendment? "Yes."

Colin Kaepernick? "Yes."

All Lives Matter? "Maybe. It's a close case."
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 01, 2018 07:00 PM (e8kgV)

The double standard goes to the polls, they would disenfranchise us if they could.

Posted by: Surfperch, in a box in a box in a box at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (rwOXu)

134 Gettin' dark, too dark to see.

Posted by: Notorious of BFD at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

135 Your honor, my client is just a simple (whatever client self describes as), and (pronoun of choice at this moment, possibly contradicting previous pronoun in statement) just didn't understand how the Tide Pod challenge was supposed to work and thought it worked by sending it to people they were challenging to be part of this moment in pop culture.

So you see it wasn't a terrorist threat, which we all know is wrong, but simply a misunderstanding which, while misguided and perhaps not fully considered, can't be criminal without risking making all misunderstandings criminal and thus indicting communications short comings as a whole. Or if you don't buy that, my client is just stupid, but again if we criminalize that we are going to need to build a lot more prisions while criminalizing a natural part of life in the Democrat Party...er I mean human condition.

So (whatever pronoun) must be set free or else humanity itself is guilty. Also, Chewbacca.

Posted by: Simple Dragonkin Lawyer closing argument at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Ojki1)

136 Perhaps we withhold $$ from South Africa? I'm sure its in the tens if not hundreds of millions.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (r9UYA)

137 BTW, playground gorilla statue removed because it makes racist leftists and Dems think "African-American" cry "RACIST!!!"
https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/969290224684748800

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (ewxPW)

138 60 Maybe,he was an actor

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004646/?ref_=nmbio_trv_2

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (LiyEm)

139 Apparently Killmonger didn't die in Wakanda, but moved to South Africa to "burn it all down!"

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (q177U)

140 As I mentioned this morning, someone shot a hole (and shattered) a rear window on our church van.

I'm sure they were mostly peaceful and tolerant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

141 gray is phonetically superior

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (/ikqi)

142 Okay. New drapes. I prefer white, but it's fine.
Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

But does it match the carpet?

Posted by: Country Boy - Legion of Gloomer at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (lqZ8j)

143
Han Solo, because he shoots first.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM



Phrasing! There's pron mentioned on this thread.

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (EzdLW)

144 70 Also, what exactly does he do for Catholic Charities?

He supposedly worked at a day care center. And, of course, he passed their "stringent" background check.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2018 07:02 PM (O5Q3r)

Oh no! No No No!!!!

How could they allow someone like this around little kids? If I were a parent, I would be raising holy hell with the administration of the day care for not vetting this bozo properly.

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (V+V48)

145 129 On the bright side this guy hates Debbie Stabenow, so all the good hasn't been driven from him yet.
Posted by: Country Boy - Legion of Gloomer at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (lqZ8j)

I think he hates her for the same reason the CA Dems hate Feinstein.

Posted by: Surfperch, in a box in a box in a box at March 01, 2018 07:14 PM (rwOXu)

146 Traci Lords sort-of returned into the movie industry by doing indie stuff. Kevin Smith cast her as a supporting character in Zack & Miri.

And Jenna stole the show in Zombie Strippers.


Yeah, and one of the Gingers from the 80s, Lynn I think, did some legit work. She did voice acting in one of the Wing Commander games, the more interesting of the two possible love interests.

But for the most part, they're just DOA when it comes to legit roles, and other than rank hypocrisy I don't understand why.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:14 PM (39g3+)

147 140 As I mentioned this morning, someone shot a hole (and shattered) a rear window on our church van.

Man, those debates on monophysitism can get really fierce!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 07:14 PM (6FqZa)

148 Adventures in Gray.

Featuring White in the supporting role of his career.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2018 07:14 PM (arhmY)

149 We still have plans to go back to S. Africa on safari in October, with a side trip to Victoria Falls.

Just waiting to see if the SHTF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

150 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (fceHP)

i thought bigotry was against the law.

race ethnicity etc..

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:15 PM (/ikqi)

151 Does this make me a dick in a box?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

152 This thread is like a Russian Matryoshka doll.

I'm saying bots did it, but it was bots.

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 07:15 PM (EzdLW)

153 113
Will we have a "gray" v "grey" debate?



I vote gray.



Dude, you do you. We'll do it our way.

Posted by: The Makers of GREY Poupon at March 01, 2018 07:15 PM (LAe3v)

154 146 Traci Lords is in the excellent opening sequence of Blade.Ginger Lynn unfortunately went back to porn.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 07:15 PM (LiyEm)

155 133
The text of the Second Amendment? "No."

The text of the First Amendment? "Yes."

Posted by: Surfperch, in a box in a box in a box at March 01, 2018 07:12 PM (rwOXu)


What about the Third through 27th Amendments?

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2018 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

156 How could they allow someone like this around little kids?
=====================


High turnover, low-skill, minimum effort, preference for males.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (lwiT4)

157 Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

Hello grammie! Topics on the table are land confiscation and underage porn actresses, so take your pick.

Also Jane D'oh isn't wearing pants.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (y87Qq)

158 Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:13 PM (q177U)

Sad watching Super Rugby and the SA announcers can only allude to issues and say the pitch cannot be watered.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (pzA2L)

159 I know the rent is in arrears, the dog has not been fed in years.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (PUmDY)

160 Does this make me a dick in a box?

Yes. Yes it does.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

161 >>>18 Let's see if this brightens things up:

I'm naked except for a thigh holster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

______

Same here. Only a thigh holster with my gun slung across it.

No, I don't own firearm. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (QLhnR)

162 The time is right for my comeback!

Posted by: Gray Davis at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (80Uh3)

163 105 I've been perusing the South African news. So this was on their biggest news channel:

https://tinyurl.com/y89kmu9l

Do not be afraid of any land grabs, our white comrades. All is well!

We will take your land without compensating you but we will do it in a way that respects and supports commercial farming.
What the flaming fuck?
Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (q177U)

That means the white farmers will be allowed - "encouraged" - to work the fields.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (ANIFC)

164 Let's try psychology: I am not in a grey box.

On topic: this lunatic is lucky he only sent inert powder. But I don't get it--if you are going to do this, won't you be almost certainly found? So why send inert stuff instead of something nasty? You only get one shot, realistically.

Posted by: Vanceone at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (zzW7w)

165 Traci Lords' story is pretty godawful. She was raped at age 10, pimped out by her mother's boyfriend a few years later, was being photographed nude, then forced into movies by a guy who claimed he was a modeling talent scout taking her to an agency. The FBI busted into the house where she was being held and saved her from the people basically using her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (39g3+)

166 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (Ckg4U)

167 91 Grey Box
Posted by: Grey Box at March 01, 2018 07:06 PM (rwOXu)

You rang?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (qiIWP)

168 Also Jane D'oh isn't wearing pants.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (y87Qq)


Hey, now! A thigh holster and beret count as attire! Especially with this crowd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

169 But for the most part, they're just DOA when it comes to legit roles, and other than rank hypocrisy I don't understand why.

Because they know that no matter the part they're playing, at least half the audience is visualizing them doing the beast with at least 2 backs.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (LAe3v)

170 154 146 Traci Lords is in the excellent opening sequence of Blade.Ginger Lynn unfortunately went back to porn.
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 07:15 PM (LiyEm)

Ginger Lynn was engaged or something to Charlie Sheen for a while.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

171 Still in the grey box, unusual

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (aC6Sd)

172 Looks like a BSO whistleblower is about to be on Martha's show

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (gC2IV)

173 all the leaves are brown...

and the sky is grAy
(actually when i typed in that tune, gray and grey were both used in lyrics)

how screwed up is that!

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (/ikqi)

174 "Yes. Yes it does."
-Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

I knew it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (Ckg4U)

175 Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (QLhnR)

Get a horse you perv.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (pzA2L)

176 That means the white farmers will be allowed - "encouraged" - to work the fields.
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (ANIFC)


Alternately, they can Go Into Real Estate.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (y87Qq)

177 Jane, Just go ahead and cancel your trip now. Good friend had to cancel a big game hunt with the Zimbabwe deal. Smartest move he ever made.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (+RI5t)

178 Thread has been successfully hacked.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (rwOXu)

179 Man, those debates on monophysitism can get really fierce!

It was the Homoousios Clause they were battling over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (39g3+)

180 First, Mr. O' Spades changes his name, and now this.

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (Sfs6o)

181 Anyway this isn't the first Democrat nut job, won't be the last either.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (aC6Sd)

182 Will Discovery channel's boats confiscated by S.A. next summer during shark week?

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (EzdLW)

183 172 Looks like a BSO whistleblower is about to be on Martha's show
_____________________________________

Boston Symphony Orchestra?

Posted by: Charles Emerson Winchester III, Tanglewood, The Berkshires at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (arhmY)

184 165 Traci Lords' story is pretty godawful. She was raped at age 10, pimped out by her mother's boyfriend a few years later, was being photographed nude, then forced into movies by a guy who claimed he was a modeling talent scout taking her to an agency. The FBI busted into the house where she was being held and saved her from the people basically using her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (39g3+)


Didn't know that. Poor kid.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (+lOpA)

185 I'm only wearing leg-warmers and a pair of gloves.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)

186 What the fuck happened to the blog?

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (+dsLj)

187 165:

From the article:

"There is no reason for anyone of us to panic and start beating war drums. Farming activities must continue as normal, and investments in land and farming must continue."

Sure. You're about to steal my farm, but yeah I'll invest a bunch of money in it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (6nRrz)

188 Hello grammie! Topics on the table are land confiscation and underage porn actresses, so take your pick.



Also Jane D'oh isn't wearing pants.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (y87Qq)
=======================

Hmmm. Don't take peoples' land. Don't allow sex-trafficking. Jane is a skirt person. And I need dinner. Oh - also a haircut.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (lwiT4)

189
We will take your land without compensating you but we will do it in a way that respects and supports commercial farming. What the flaming fuck? Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (q177U)

That means the white farmers will be allowed - "encouraged" - to work the fields.

I think it means they won't sell off all the farm equipment like they did in Zimbabwe

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (lKyWE)

190 A thigh holster and beret count as attire! Especially with this crowd.

Is it a raspberry beret? The kind you get from a secondhand store?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (39g3+)

191 169 But for the most part, they're just DOA when it comes to legit roles, and other than rank hypocrisy I don't understand why.

Because they know that no matter the part they're playing, at least half the audience is visualizing them doing the beast with at least 2 backs.
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:17 PM (LAe3v)



Now that's not true.

You never get any good camera angles with that position.

Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (lKs2v)

192 Let's see if this brightens things up:

I'm naked except for a thigh holster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)


Nope, still dark in here.

Maybe you could s l o w l y describe for us what's in the thigh holster. That might work...

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (JGBbg)

193 gray = gay
grey = great!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (ewxPW)

194 Jane, Just go ahead and cancel your trip now. Good
friend had to cancel a big game hunt with the Zimbabwe deal. Smartest
move he ever made.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (+RI5t)


We're gonna wait. Have plenty of time to cancel. Felt perfectly safe for two weeks over there a two years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

195 119 I feel kind of bad for porn starlets, I mean some of them must be able to act, right? At least as well as, say, Kirsten Dunst or Kat Dennings.

Traci Lords sort-of returned into the movie industry by doing indie stuff. Kevin Smith cast her as a supporting character in Zack & Miri.

And Jenna stole the show in Zombie Strippers.

But mainly the stupid ratings-agency MPAA tends to slap hard ratings on films which cast / are produced by The Wrong Sort. As happened to Trey Parker's Orgazmo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

++++

It's not really the MPAA that blocks porn stars, it's the "respectable" people in Hollywood. Chloe Sevigny gave the star a blow job on film in The Brown Bunny, a kind of artistic film.

She was already a bankable star, but her agency dropped her. It's tough for an actor to get work in Hollywood without an agency to line stuff up for you. She eventually was able to get represented by someone else, but it took her time.

Hollywood wants to keep the taint from porn films, actors, producers, directors, etc, all separate from their mainstream products, so they actively work to enforce a wall between the two businesses.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (pvjTE)

196 #Hordewear.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (Ckg4U)

197 I'm only wearing leg-warmers and a pair of gloves.

Well, I would say pics, but I think I will pass.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

198 L...L...L...Land confiscation?

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)

199 50 shades of comment porn

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:10 PM (+RI5t)

Which one of the 50 Shades of Gray is this?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2018 07:20 PM (QLvwG)

200 ace is just phoning it in at this point. Delay posting boxed in blog posts from an alias. smdh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (F5+ro)

201 "Well, I would say pics, but I think I will pass."
-Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

I wouldn't sent them, anyway.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (Ckg4U)

202 Any OH morons present (there usually are, some distinguished regulars from there)?


I ask only because I saw a (typically) partial/confusing item on the twatters about a new "gun control!" proposal - seemingly from the nutcase governor's office? - being put out.


Kasich may be the leading example of an actual political figure going bats**t while in office - a field that is not uncrowded in this era - but gun control, in OH??? Anyway, enlightenment welcomed.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (QDnY+)

203 ignores andy.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (/ikqi)

204 195 We have to keep the sex and perversity where it belongs,on the casting couch!
Hollywood

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (LiyEm)

205 Fox is reporting STAND DOWN ORDERS in FL school shootings.

Damn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

206 I find this refreshing change in appearance has piqued my interest in the new platform due out in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (roQNm)

207 "L...L...L...Land confiscation?"
-Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)

Terrible song, decent video.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (Ckg4U)

208 Gray is my favorite color.

Posted by: The Black Crowes at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (ppaKI)

209 So, Pixy's update still left the Barrel intact.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (6FqZa)

210 old and busted: block parties
new hotness: blockquote parties

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (EzdLW)

211 "But for the most part, they're just DOA when it comes to legit roles, and other than rank hypocrisy I don't understand why."

Most can't act beyond faking it.

Ever heard of Misty Mundae? She did borderline soft-core/slasher flicks and actually got a few roles in "respectable" titles. But she just wasn't a very interesting actress with her shirt on.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (d0WgS)

212 Jane, had a customer come in today where I work. She just got back from Kenya. I guess her and her husband do a lot of humanitarian work there. Anyway, I honestly don't know her that well but she brought me some tea harvested in Kenya and a beautiful necklace made by some tribe over there. It's gorgeous and I will always treasure it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (dUJdY)

213 Is there really a big difference between doing porn and being an actress that slept with Harvey Weinstein to get the part and does "love scenes" with "tasteful" nudity?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
******************************

Porn actresses have integrity?

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (Srnuc)

214 By the time the cops made it in the building, Murder Boy was ordering a soft drink nearby.

Un.Be.Lievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

215 Gloomy in here, it is. So, another day, another batshit crazy Democrat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (Dbv1R)

216 I wouldn't *have sent them, anyway.

Stop Losing Words, Slap.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:23 PM (Ckg4U)

217 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2018 07:19 PM (pvjTE)

Isn't ironic that a lot of celebrities have their home porn movies 'leaked' .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:23 PM (2DOZq)

218 Jane, doesn't that make sense?

I had thought that .

so who gave that order? the sheriff, the chief of police?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:23 PM (/ikqi)

219 Jane, had a customer come in today where I work.
She just got back from Kenya. I guess her and her husband do a lot of
humanitarian work there. Anyway, I honestly don't know her that well
but she brought me some tea harvested in Kenya and a beautiful necklace
made by some tribe over there. It's gorgeous and I will always treasure
it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (dUJdY)


Did she bring you anything from Barry's home village? Seriously, that sounds lovely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (ptqGC)

220 Is he the son of a mailman?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (0ogQG)

221 We have to keep the sex and perversity where it belongs,on the casting couch!

Yeah, pretty much. They are fine with literally whoring out young hopeful starlets at parties and forcing boys to service big stars, the casting couch and the "hotel room meetings" but NO PORN STARS! They have standards, after all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (39g3+)

222 Gray is my favorite color.

Posted by: The Black Crowes at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (ppaKI)
===========================

We're going to paint our living room light gray. We bought the paint and the brushes and the rollers about three weeks ago now. Yep. Any day now.

Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (lwiT4)

223 Daniel Frisiello of Beverly, MA, is a mutant whose neck is wider than his cylindrical head. He looks like Devil's Tower, Wyoming. Or possibly a Don Martin drawing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (jKWxY)

224 Decades ago, the capital of Kenya was known as "Nai-rob-me".


And somebody posted - or did I see it elsewhere? - stats on "economic crime" (whatever that is). South Africa, highest, Zimbabwe, runner up ..... France, third! ????



Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (QDnY+)

225 ". . . and a beautiful necklace made by out of some tribe over there."

Posted by: Kofi Annan at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (arhmY)

226 By the time the cops made it in the building, Murder Boy was ordering a soft drink nearby.

I think Sherif Israel is going to need round the clock protection. It's a bit late for witness protection.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (LAe3v)

227 Hollywood wants to keep the taint from porn films,
Phrasing!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (ewxPW)

228 GW, kind of suits you anyway.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (PUmDY)

229 ABC reporting breathlessly that Putin ready to rain down nukes on Florida, and it must be all PDT's fault.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (5OEn4)

230 Don't smoke the tea. Whatever you do, don't smoke the tea.

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (Srnuc)

231 The only boy that could ever love me was the Son of a Mailman.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (Ckg4U)

232 So the powder is gray, and has spilled onto the website.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (jKWxY)

233 >> "Ace is just phoning it in at this point. Delay posting boxed in blog posts from an alias. smdh.--

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Maybe he's phoning it in from fog-bound Heathrow Airport in London.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (WXasw)

234 18 Jane D'oh

Something went up. Shwing!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (hyuyC)

235 Erin Grey > Grey Poupon

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (yi5ae)

236 ignores andy.
-----

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (ewxPW)

237 223
Daniel Frisiello of Beverly, MA, is a mutant whose neck is wider than
his cylindrical head. He looks like Devil's Tower, Wyoming. Or possibly a
Don Martin drawing


Yeah, but the sheer intellectual brilliance just radiates from him.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

238 From the article:

"There is no reason for anyone of us to panic and start beating war drums. Farming activities must continue as normal, and investments in land and farming must continue."

----

California has already demonstrated that you do not need water for farming. You just buy your food from some other supplier.

Thus, it is clear, you don't need farms nor farmers. There is plenty of food available on the international markets.

/he said sarcastically.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 07:26 PM (roQNm)

239 >>>Kasich may be the leading example of an actual political figure going bats**t while in office<<<

He's John McCain with a symbiotic tumor.

Posted by: Fritz at March 01, 2018 07:26 PM (bJ0w+)

240
Ever heard of Misty Mundae? She did borderline soft-core/slasher flicks and actually got a few roles in "respectable" titles. But she just wasn't a very interesting actress with her shirt on.

Hard to believe after her riveting performance in Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2018 07:26 PM (lKyWE)

241 229 ABC reporting breathlessly that Putin ready to rain down nukes on Florida, and it must be all PDT's fault.

No worries. We're on it.

Posted by: Broward County Sheriff's Department at March 01, 2018 07:26 PM (arhmY)

242
Hmmm. Don't take peoples' land. Don't allow sex-trafficking. Jane is a skirt person. And I need dinner. Oh - also a haircut.
Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:18 PM (lwiT4)

Whelp, that sums things up pretty well.

Jane, as useless as the State Department is, their travel warnings are usually spot on. Keep checking the website (State.gov) for updates on South Africa before you go. If it gets to level 3, don't go. It's at level 2 now, which is exercise extreme caution.

(The website has changed the format for travel warnings, and it sucks. Some yahoo who doesn't really want people to know what to look for designed it. We used to have a list of all the warnings front and center, but now, you have to do a search on the country to which you are traveling. Grrrr.)

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (V+V48)

243 damn
teevee says we might actually get snow tomorrow

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (hMwEB)

244 You can tell they're eastern European by the shape of their heads.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (Ckg4U)

245 Erin Grey >>> Earl Grey

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (LAe3v)

246 ooh and kelly ripa defended seacrest

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (hMwEB)

247 Article claim's that over 4,000 farms in South Africa on still on hold and not redistributed, that 65% of the population lives in urban areas and corruption and inter-tribal disputes make distributing land difficult.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd8mrwkt

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (q177U)

248 No need to panic in SA. The bill passed only sets up a committe to study whether whitey's farms will be taken away. Who's on the committee? ANC members.

Oh OK time to start panicking.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (6nRrz)

249 All I saw was blah blah blah Traci Lords blah blah blah.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

250 You know, we only have two shades of gray, here. Maybe the libs are right, and we do lack nuance.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (JGBbg)

251 I see a grey thread
And I want to paint it black

Posted by: keith richards on less-interesting drugs at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (ewxPW)

252 200 ace is just phoning it in at this point. Delay posting boxed in blog posts from an alias. smdh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

more code. did no one check Spacey's basement yet?

Posted by: x at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (nFwvY)

253 Erin Gray was super hawt

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001292/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (LiyEm)

254
Ever heard of Misty Mundae? She did borderline soft-core/slasher flicks and actually got a few roles in "respectable" titles. But she just wasn't a very interesting actress with her shirt on.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM



Yes. She was in a clever little low budget schlock horror comedy called Bite Me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzLXY3UsNEI

SFW

Posted by: Hands at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (EzdLW)

255 Porn actresses have integrity?
Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:22 PM (Srnuc)


Well, they wouldn't sleep with Harvey Weinstein, so they have that going for them.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (JGBbg)

256 "Hard to believe after her riveting performance in Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet"

Those weren't rivets, they were her talent.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (d0WgS)

257 California has already demonstrated that you do not need water for farming.

/he said sarcastically.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 07:26 PM

----

"Why don't you just grow pickles?"

-Iranian Agriculture Minister

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (jKWxY)

258 250 You know, we only have two shades of gray, here. Maybe the libs are right, and we do lack nuance.
Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2018 07:28 PM (JGBbg)

It's not very kinky. We need 48 more.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

259 241 229 ABC reporting breathlessly that Putin ready to rain down nukes on Florida, and it must be all PDT's fault

==

if it's aimed at Coward County I'm not that alarmed...

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (hMwEB)

260 247
Article claim's that over 4,000 farms in South Africa on still on hold
and not redistributed, that 65% of the population lives in urban areas
and corruption and inter-tribal disputes make distributing land
difficult.


This should work out well. Let's take millions of people out of the urban ghettos, where at least they feel at home, and plonk them down in the countryside to try and scrabble a living scratching the dirt. What could go wrong?

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (LAe3v)

261 Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (LAe3v)

So hypothetically, if an active shooter enter his vicinity would his deputies stand down?

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (pzA2L)

262 229 ABC reporting breathlessly that Putin ready to rain down nukes on Florida, and it must be all PDT's fault.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (5OEn4)

That would be the same PDT who colluded with Putin to steal the election, right ABC?

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

263 it's GrAy andy, GrAy!

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (/ikqi)

264
Jane, as useless as the State Department is,
their travel warnings are usually spot on. Keep checking the website
(State.gov) for updates on South Africa before you go. If it gets to
level 3, don't go. It's at level 2 now, which is exercise extreme
caution.



(The website has changed the format for travel warnings, and it
sucks. Some yahoo who doesn't really want people to know what to look
for designed it. We used to have a list of all the warnings front and
center, but now, you have to do a search on the country to which you are
traveling. Grrrr.)

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM (V+V4


Yeah, we intend to keep checking it. It was at level 2 two years ago. Our travel agent (who has been to S. Africa over a dozen times) arranged drivers for us everywhere we went.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

265 Like I said a few times already, it's inexcusable that several voices at yesterday's WH meeting didn't highlight the apparent spectacular failures of law enforcement WRT the FL shooting. It IS the story, it is starting to leak though the press barrier, it will BE the story by the time the idiot children "march" in DC.


Even mentioning a single "gun control!" item without coupling it with anger and concern over the failure to use common sense and enforce the law to protect the community in this case - really indefensible political malpractice. You could even bring up Cornyn's background-check enhancement thing, and thereby bring up the TX church shooting as another recent example of the issue.


I'm not in a panic about what will happen in the end, like some, but I'm extremely unimpressed with how it's being handled. Once again, good policy and political opportunity overlap completely.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (QDnY+)

266
Erin Grey >>> Earl Grey
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM



T & A. Erin Grey. Hawt.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (EzdLW)

267 They will disenfranchise us.

The Parkland act of 2019 will remove voting rights of gun owners, and they'll know you are a gun owner because you refused the search the law authorized.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (5OEn4)

268 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WRITING ABOUT THE COLOR GRAY AND THE BOXES ARE GRAY WHEN THEY ARE USUALLY WHITE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (arhmY)

269 Crayola is right. Whatever they say goes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (Ckg4U)

270 Saw a report on CNBC about Cabo San Lucas. The murder rate there increased 500% last year and started hurting tourism. The locals decided to actually get tough on crime, and built a new Marine barracks, paid for with private money. And so far this year there's only been a handful of murders.

It would be a shame if Cabo went down the Acapulco route

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (6nRrz)

271 These comments are greyt!

Posted by: Toni the Tigress at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (UdKB7)

272 This past Halloween I stuck a bunch of gray paint swatches from Home Depot to my person - I was 50 Shades of Gray.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (ANIFC)

273 It was just so nice to have a customer bring me something. Doesn't happen very often in my line of work since we are not really a retail company but more wholesale. Okay, that one guy brought me a big bottle of Fireball at Christmas...

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2018 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

274 "Let's take millions of people out of the urban ghettos, where at least they feel at home, and plonk them down in the countryside to try and scrabble a living scratching the dirt. What could go wrong?"

Let's ask Cambodia!

(And don't forget to shoot the ones with glasses -- they're bourgousie intellectuals!)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:31 PM (d0WgS)

275 any word from the UN on the practices of the SA govt?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2018 07:31 PM (/ikqi)

276 I don't want to hear from Sally Struthers this time. They got kruggerands. they can pay.

Posted by: x at March 01, 2018 07:31 PM (nFwvY)

277 So who was Hotair rooting for?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 01, 2018 07:31 PM (ks6bw)

278 264. Can ya bring back some 'you-know-what's' for your faithful and devoted Horde?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 07:31 PM (fA1SL)

279 South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved, and it must be resolved in a way that takes South Africa forward."


Yes, that'll certainly calm nerves.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (ppaKI)

280 266
Erin Grey >>> Earl Grey
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:27 PM


T & A. Erin Grey. Hawt.
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (EzdLW)

Meeting her was one of the highlights of my life. Same summer I got to try on a Stanley Cup Championship ring. Everything's pretty much gone down hill since.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

281 I don't know of a whole thread in grey, I like it.

And Christopher I had never heard that about Tracy, but then never looked anything up about her.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (aC6Sd)

282 Jane f5 like a crack monkey is your friend as far as Africa is concerned.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (+RI5t)

283 Ace is sending us a message!

The blog is gray.

John has a long mustache.

The drill is in reverse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (gC2IV)

284 262 229 ABC reporting breathlessly that Putin ready to rain down nukes on Florida, and it must be all PDT's fault.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2018 07:25 PM (5OEn4)

That would be the same PDT who colluded with Putin to steal the election, right ABC?
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

___

That's Trump playing his 17D chess!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (6nRrz)

285 willow is grazy!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (ewxPW)

286 Erin Grey > Jennifer Grey > Grey Poupon

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (yi5ae)

287 True story. Sally Struthers actually once ate a man named Mr. Kruggerand.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (arhmY)

288 279 South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved, and it must be resolved in a way that takes South Africa forward."


Yes, that'll certainly calm nerves.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (ppaKI)

Sounds like a prelude to genocide to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

289 It would be a shame if Cabo went down the Acapulco route

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:30 PM (6nRrz)


Cabo has been a shithole for a while. One of my BFFs and her husband quit going to their place on the East Cape three years ago because of the crime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

290 I wonder how Sun City has done with all the SA turmoil last few years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

291 "South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved, and it must be resolved in a way that takes South Africa forward."
Yes, that'll certainly calm nerves.
-Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 01, 2018 07:32 PM (ppaKI)

Socialism always ends in Genocide and Starvation.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:33 PM (Ckg4U)

292 283
Ace is sending us a message!



The blog is gray.



John has a long mustache.



The drill is in reverse.


The shelves are not stable. I say again, the shelves are not stable.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

293 Let's take millions of people out of the urban ghettos, where at least they feel at home, and plonk them down in the countryside to try and scrabble a living scratching the dirt. What could go wrong?

?

Posted by: Saloth Sar at March 01, 2018 07:33 PM (6FqZa)

294 290 I wonder how Sun City has done with all the SA turmoil last few years.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

___

Did all the people who sang about not playing Sun City, start playing Sun City after Mandela was released?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (6nRrz)

295 Zimbabwe seized white farms and just gave them to blacks, Mugabe was gonna learn them honkies. Except farming is hard and takes skill, and none of those guys wanted the farms, so they just sold them back to the former white owners.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (39g3+)

296 This shade of gray is not authorized on our color palette and you are therefore in violation of our deed restrictions. Please repaint in one of the approved colors.

Or else!

Posted by: The HOA at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (QLvwG)

297 292 283
Ace is sending us a message!



The blog is gray.



John has a long mustache.



The drill is in reverse.

The shelves are not stable. I say again, the shelves are not stable.
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

The wall studs are elusive. I repeat, the wall studs are elusive.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

298 291. Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)

299
The shelves are not stable. I say again, the shelves are not stable.

_______________________________________

Affirmative.

Posted by: General IKEA at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (arhmY)

300 John has a long moustache.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

301 Socialism always ends in Genocide and Starvation.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:33 PM (Ckg4U)

___

Sir, that is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: SA's President at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (6nRrz)

302
ABC reporting breathlessly that Putin ready to rain down nukes on Florida, and it must be all PDT's fault.

That collusion thing didn't work out so well I guess?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

303 205 Fox is reporting STAND DOWN ORDERS in FL school shootings.

Damn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

That's a misprint - they were given "Get Down" orders. Active shooters are to met with a dance-off.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:34 PM (ANIFC)

304 The blog is angry.

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)

305 South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved,

At least he admits it can be resolved. That's one step ahead of Martin Luther King.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (6FqZa)

306 >>>163 105 I've been perusing the South African news. So this was on their biggest news channel:

https://tinyurl.com/y89kmu9l

Do not be afraid of any land grabs, our white comrades. All is well!

We will take your land without compensating you but we will do it in a way that respects and supports commercial farming.
What the flaming fuck?
Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2018 07:07 PM (q177U)

That means the white farmers will be allowed - "encouraged" - to work the fields.
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:16 PM (ANIFC)

________

It means that when the ANC's thugs chop off the head of a blinded white farmer, (blind because they usually pour boiling water on their face first) afterwards the ANC will be kind.

The ANC will not force the families of the deceased to pay for the funerals. Instead they will be burried alive right next to them in an economical mass grave.

Posted by: Enraged Pikachu at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (QLhnR)

307 I hope Ace isn't lying under a pile of IKEA shelves and his pron stash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

308 Acapulco is having a 500 ATP tournament this week.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (2DOZq)

309 South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved, and it must be resolved in a way that takes South Africa forward."

-

Just like in 1994.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (ks6bw)

310 " South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved, and it must be resolved in a way that takes South Africa forward." "

ISTR the Zulus migrated there from points north. But, then, IASTR the Zulus are NOT friends of the ANC.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (d0WgS)

311 they are never going to get to 4 billion. at least not alive.

Posted by: x at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (nFwvY)

312 I understand the feature.

It is what it is.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (Ckg4U)

313 Putin is as big a jokester as Trump.
He said - * IF Trump attacks Russia he will retaliate blah blah blah * - Is Trump going to attack Russia?
No.

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (Srnuc)

314
South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved, and it must be resolved in a way that takes South Africa forward."

I get the feeling the natives weren't doing much farming on the land before the original sin arrived

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2018 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

315 229 ABC reporting breathlessly that Putin ready to rain down nukes on Florida, and it must be all PDT's fault.

They did actually use Florida as the background in one of their MIRV animations today.

Posted by: Country Boy - Legion of Gloomer at March 01, 2018 07:36 PM (lqZ8j)

316 303 205 Fox is reporting STAND DOWN ORDERS in FL school shootings.

Damn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
__________________________________________

How could anyone give the order to stand down when American lives are at stake?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 01, 2018 07:36 PM (arhmY)

317 The Ram has touched the wall.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:36 PM (+RI5t)

318 Just like in 1994.
******************

Another run on Krugerrands?

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:37 PM (Srnuc)

319 Say, I like this SA president fellow. He has very innovative ideas.

Posted by: Barrack Mugabe Obama at March 01, 2018 07:37 PM (6nRrz)

320 it would be slightly more doable (though still theft) if the land grab was from owners to tenant farmers

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:37 PM (hMwEB)

321 There was no country before it was colonized.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2018 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

322 Kasich may be the leading example of an actual political figure going bats**t while in office - a field that is not uncrowded in this era - but gun control, in OH??? Anyway, enlightenment welcomed.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2018 07:21 PM (QDnY+)


He's term limited out after this year so everybody's trying to ignore that bigmouthed goof as much as possible. Kind of like inviting the crazy uncle to Thanksgiving and locking him in the attic when he gets unbearable.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 01, 2018 07:37 PM (y7DUB)

323 That's a misprint - they were given "Get Down" orders. Active shooters are to met with a dance-off.
Only after they've been served. Due process must be observed or it's Trump stepping down for Hillary to ascend the throne.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:37 PM (ewxPW)

324 The blog is angry.
Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (ewxPW)

325 Back in the day, every game-show used to give away trips to Acapulco.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (Ckg4U)

326 >>Socialism always ends in Genocide and Starvation.

The only question is how long. In the case of Europe its taken a while. In the case of Venezuela it was a heartbeat.

South Africa may give Venezuela a run for it's non-money.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

327 You are the grey rider. The one who would not make peace with the blue coats. You may go in peace.

Posted by: Ten Bears at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (8Pamn)

328 Kasich - Flake 2020!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (6nRrz)

329 (The website has changed the format for travel warnings, and it sucks. Some yahoo who doesn't really want people to know what to look for designed it. We used to have a list of all the warnings front and center, but now, you have to do a search on the country to which you are traveling. Grrrr.)
Posted by: moki at March 01, 2018 07:27


Under quick links on the right side: Travel Advisories
https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories.html
gives a table of country, level, and date. e.g.:


Somalia 4: Do not travel 2018-01-10
South Africa 2: Exercise increased caution 2018-02-13

(It does have some stupid table paging 1-5 boxes)

Posted by: Chuck C at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (0V2ki)

330 "Zimbabwe seized white farms and just gave them to blacks..."

Not exactly... the farms were given to members of Mugabe's tribe, most of whom had never stepped foot on a farm. They kicked out not just the white farm owners, but also all the black farm workers.

And then the crops stopped. For no apparent reason at all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (d0WgS)

331 Smart expropriation of the farms would be gov't takes possession of the title and charges rent to current owner/operators. It won't work, of course, but it would possibly forestall famine by at least a year.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

332 Boom. Margins blown.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (Yu4ah)

333 I haven't followed much of Soud Affreeka's news for oh, the past 20 years. But I just assumed all the whites left. I can't imagine living as a whitey in that country.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (6nRrz)

334 Thanks, Chuck C! Was it good for you too?

Posted by: The Margins at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (gC2IV)

335 or you incorporate the farms and give "the people" shares of stock while keeping the current farmers on to farm it, presumably salaried

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (hMwEB)

336 Killing farmers always works for the Five Year Plan.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (Ckg4U)

337 This should work out well. Let's take millions of
people out of the urban ghettos, where at least they feel at home, and
plonk them down in the countryside to try and scrabble a living
scratching the dirt. What could go wrong?
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (LAe3v)


Pol Pot II in a society that has a long history of cannibalism

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (2K6fY)

338 Our Zimbabwean student's father fought for Mugabe. Lost an eye.

Anyhow, our student is a Christian and idolizes his mother (who left his dad).

He's appalled at what S. Africa's Marxist leaders want to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

339 Not exactly... the farms were given to members of Mugabe's tribe, most of whom had never stepped foot on a farm. They kicked out not just the white farm owners, but also all the black farm workers.

And then the crops stopped. For no apparent reason at all.
Posted by: Rob Crawford



Sorcery & witchcraft.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (Yu4ah)

340 The margins look unchanged to me using a desktop p.c.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (ewxPW)

341 And....my phone can't handle the margins. So I bid you all a good night.

Posted by: jsg at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (Ri2Py)

342 Get Down Tonight!

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (QLvwG)

343 324 The blog is angry.
Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2018 07:38 PM (ewxPW)
----
No, more like heap bad medicine angry.

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

344 Traci Lords on an episode of Married With Children:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck85D76mwy0

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (0ogQG)

345 Dammit! My apologies. I hate being that guy.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (0V2ki)

346 "Sorcery & witchcraft."

What the Woke people call "white supremacism".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (d0WgS)

347 >>Socialism always ends in Genocide and Starvation.

The only question is how long. In the case of Europe its taken a while. In the case of Venezuela it was a heartbeat.
***************

Europeans think, in the back of their minds, that America will airlift 747s of food to them.


Um, hello, Europe, it's a new day.

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Srnuc)

348 We're going to paint our living room light gray. We bought the paint and the brushes and the rollers about three weeks ago now. Yep. Any day now.
Posted by: grammie winger - returning body to original upright position, at March 01, 2018 07:24 PM (lwiT4)



Yellow pops with gray. And white.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (+lOpA)

349 310 " South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved, and it must be resolved in a way that takes South Africa forward. Muh dik." "

*steps away from podium, begins series of pelvic thrusts*

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (jKWxY)

350
336 Killing farmers always works for the Five Year Plan.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:40 PM (Ckg4U)
-------
Not tree farmers, right?

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Sfs6o)

351 Nood. Now with less gray!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (O5Q3r)

352 >>>305 South Africa's President: "This original sin that was committed when our country was colonised must be resolved,

At least he admits it can be resolved. That's one step ahead of Martin Luther King.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2018 07:35 PM (6FqZa)

_________

It's not their land.

If you want to get technical, it was the Khoisan land. Which none of the ANC are descended from. The ANC are Bantu, who came in and slaughtered the vast majority of the Khoisans. The Khoisan genes still kicking around are mostly from rape babies.

And guess what, the former white SA government and the original ANC gov already gave the Khoisans their land back, if they were still alive to claim it. Most weren't

This is about racial hatred against the white SA. No justice at all.

Posted by: Enraged Pikachu at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (QLhnR)

353 And then the crops stopped. For no apparent reason at all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford

Sorcery witchcraft.

Posted by: rickb223


If they aren't careful, all the men's penises will disappear. Which apparently happens in Africa until they kill an albino or something.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

354 Is Mugabe still in power in Zimbabwe? I remember there was a kinda coup a few months ago, but Mugabe didn't leave? Did the army just wander off & go home?

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (ANIFC)

355 >>I haven't followed much of Soud Affreeka's news for oh, the past 20 years. But I just assumed all the whites left. I can't imagine living as a whitey in that country.

It used to be awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

356 I KNOW Deja Thoris, and this fruitcake is no Deja Thoris!!!

Tarzan, either, for that matter.

Posted by: True the Note at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (HLTe8)

357 Actually painting walls gray is now a thing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (6nRrz)

358 And then the crops stopped. For no apparent reason at all.

Posted by: Rob Crawford

-

It's what plants crave.

Hey, what are those round things holding up that table that those animals are pulling?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (ks6bw)

359 Fox is reporting STAND DOWN ORDERS in FL school shootings.

Well, that explains the shameless exploitation of the dead children for their gun-control measures.

When you're willing to create dead children for your gun-control measures, why feel shame about the exploitation?

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (JGBbg)

360 or you incorporate the farms and give "the people" shares of stock while keeping the current farmers on to farm it, presumably salaried



Take my land, KMA. Learn to farm. Fast.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (Yu4ah)

361 And then the crops stopped. For no apparent reason at all.

Obviously the whites were to blame.

I can't wait until South Africa turns even worse than now and the calls for us to fix it and bring in refugees start up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (39g3+)

362 Let's take millions of
people out of the urban ghettos, where at least they feel at home, and
plonk them down in the countryside to try and scrabble a living
scratching the dirt. What could go wrong?
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2018 07:29 PM (LAe
*********************************************

Management. All you need are some Tennessee Walkers and good management.

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (Srnuc)

363 First, when arriving at the scene of an active shooter, the first responders must establish a perimeter around the staging area for follow-on forces where they can gear up and get organized, assess the situation, make plans and do a run through before making the assault.

With proper staging and planning, the shooter will have expended all of his ammunition and the assaulting force can then apprehended the suspect and forensic experts will then examine the scene and gather evidence for any possible prosecution.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (roQNm)

364 I haven't followed much of Soud Affreeka's news for
oh, the past 20 years. But I just assumed all the whites left. I can't
imagine living as a whitey in that country.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2018 07:39 PM (6nRrz)


Capetown has a very Mediterranean feel, and resembles a city you'd find in the South of France. Very cosmopolitan, feels extremely safe to walk about, with no heavy police presence. The Rand was weak when we were there, and you could stay in a luxurious hotel for the price of something okay over here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

365 "Not tree farmers, right?"
-Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Sfs6o)

No. Then there would be no Christmas for the Proletariat.

You must, at the very least, keep the idiots at bay.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 01, 2018 07:43 PM (Ckg4U)

366 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 01, 2018 07:44 PM (KCxzN)

367 First, when arriving at the scene of an active shooter, the first responders must establish a perimeter around the staging area for follow-on forces where they can gear up and get organized, assess the situation, make plans and do a run through before making the assault.

With proper staging and planning, the shooter will have expended all of his ammunition and the assaulting force can then apprehended the suspect and forensic experts will then examine the scene and gather evidence for any possible prosecution.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse
*************************

And don't forget your pencils this time.

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:45 PM (Srnuc)

368 Weasel, I have a booger to pick with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (+RI5t)

369 JS, George Porter Jr played/sang with D and Co for Smokestack, Bertha and Sugaree in NO. It was great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (PUmDY)

370 I get the feeling the formatting on this post is not going to be fixed. Interesting.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hmmmm at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (NsI03)

371 >>>352

It's not their land.

If you want to get technical, it was the Khoisan land. Which none of the ANC are descended from. The ANC are Bantu, who came in and slaughtered the vast majority of the Khoisans. The Khoisan genes still kicking around are mostly from rape babies.

And guess what, the former white SA government and the original ANC gov already gave the Khoisans their land back, if they were still alive to claim it. Most weren't

This is about racial hatred against the white SA. No justice at all.
Posted by: Enraged Pikachu at March 01, 2018 07:42 PM (QLhnR)

_________

Another thing, the slaughter of the Khoisans by the Bantu is a real tragedy of science that doesn't get appreciated because it makes the ANC look bad.

The Khoisans had some of the oldest known haplogroups of the Y-chromosome. And the Y-chromosome tends to not get passed on much when you people are rape-murdered away.

Posted by: Enraged Pikachu at March 01, 2018 07:47 PM (QLhnR)

372 It was mentioned blocquotes will be available. Funtimes.

Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2018 07:48 PM (Srnuc)

373 The two main tribes in S. Africa are the Xhosa (original inhabitants) and the Zulu (aggressive colonizers from up North). I believe the current leaders are Zulu.

The Rhodesian Plan alpears to be in effect.

1. Kill/drive away the white farmers, eliminating much of the food supply
2. Appeal for food from international charity.
3. Give donated food to same tribe/political supporters, withold from others.
4. Other batshit crazy activities to be identified later, such as bulldozing neighborhoods of competing tribes and calling it urban renewal.

Note that anybody who predicted the recent news about S. Africa years ago would have been denounced as a deranged wicked racist.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2018 07:50 PM (jKWxY)

374
368 Weasel, I have a booger to pick with you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2018 07:46 PM (+RI5t)
------
Ha! Good for you! Pics for the Pet Thread?

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

375 ANC is pretty much an evil organization, as bad as what it replaced, but Mandela was crowned king of the Africans by white leftists, so they cannot admit any wrongdoing by the merry band of communist murderers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:51 PM (39g3+)

376 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 07:51 PM (39g3+)

That revenge scene in The Americans with the tire necklace even made them ill.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 01, 2018 07:57 PM (pzA2L)

377 There is ONE legal Traci Lords porn film - made when she was 18. IIRC the title is I love Traci. All the rest are child porn and illegal to own.

One of the directors of an early movie was tried for producing kiddie porn. However the case was dismissed when Traci produced a U.S. Passport from the time that had her listed as over 18, and the defense attorney argued that his client could hardly be found guilty if she had fooled the government also.

Posted by: An Observation at March 01, 2018 08:01 PM (XsnoL)

378 the defense attorney argued that his client could hardly be found guilty if she had fooled the government also.

Hard to disagree with him, although she was pretty obviously not grown up. And they knew it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2018 08:04 PM (39g3+)

379 I have been invited to a rifle match in Bloemfontein, S. Africa - it's a real honor, but I'm not sure I need to be part of some sort of unpleasantness.

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2018 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)

380 "After she expressed sympathy for the father who tried to attack USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar at his sentencing hearing, Frisiello wrote "

I too, believe Debbie Stabenow to be an imbecile but that incident and her response to it was the first time I ever believed her to be an actual human, if only for a moment.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 01, 2018 08:06 PM (IuYIh)

381 But ... but ... but ....

HOPE HICKS ADMITTED TO TELLING "WHITE LIES"


Is there any more racist a person on the planet?

Posted by: Calypso Louie at March 01, 2018 08:09 PM (UsCnO)

382 However the case was dismissed when Traci produced a U.S. Passport from
the time that had her listed as over 18, and the defense attorney
argued that his client could hardly be found guilty if she had fooled
the government also.



yeah, that works quite effectively.

just ask any Democrat during Obama's two terms.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2018 08:13 PM (UsCnO)

383 Hard to disagree with him, although she was pretty obviously not grown up. And they knew it.

She was one of the top porn stars in the 80s. I saw a number of her movies before the news broke and she sure didn't look under age to me.


Posted by: An Observation at March 01, 2018 08:14 PM (XsnoL)

384 There are a number of porn stars who did mainstream acting, Ashlyn Gere, who I met while I was a bouncer at a topless club was one. Think she did an X-files episode. Traci Lords has actually become quite competent in her later work. Another who pretty good was the porn star who dated Charlie Sheen - sorry her name escapes me.

Currently Sasha Grey is probably the best. Her work in Soderberg's The Girlfriend experience was very watchable.

Posted by: An Observation at March 01, 2018 08:41 PM (aSUIm)

385 Good grief, a "motive"? Seriously? Judging from the Lamebook page of his child-fetish likes & the fact that two of his mailer victims had displayed public detest regarding two entirely separate child porn/pedo cases, the signs certainly point to the glitter bomber as being a pedo with TDS. I hope his electronic devices exposes the danger & tags others. Glad this sicko was taken off the street. MAGA!

Posted by: BebeDahl at March 01, 2018 08:42 PM (yNyJy)

386 This thread sucks, except that it made me google Traci Lords.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 01, 2018 08:48 PM (EUMr7)

387 This thread sucks, except that it made me google Traci Lords.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz


lol, ditto.

Not many recent pictures of her, but the ones there seem to indicate that she has aged very well. I think she's prettier now than she ever was back in her heyday.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 01, 2018 09:50 PM (CXLVd)

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