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Bill Kristol is a Howling, Wailing Degenerate Lunatic

Three bits of evidence:

1.



2.



3.



Bill Kristol's a huge fan of the US Military -- from a safe distance, naturally. Although Bill Kristol had the opportunity to Make the World Safe For Freedom in a place called Vietnam, he somehow found other ways to serve his country.

Chickenhawk cuck.

Posted by: Ace at 05:58 PM




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1 Bill Kristol goes off the rails. Day ending in Y.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 05:54 PM (gC2IV)

2 He broke me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 05:54 PM (SkuXa)

3 First--in my pants.

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik (unindicted) at February 28, 2018 05:54 PM (NL6wI)

4 Cripes.

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik (unindicted) at February 28, 2018 05:54 PM (NL6wI)

5 The election of Trump was just too much for some.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 05:54 PM (gC2IV)

6 What does Kristol even do anymore?

Posted by: cccp3-o at February 28, 2018 05:56 PM (vKfaB)

7 Top ten.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 28, 2018 05:56 PM (0IlT4)

8 "Special Forces operatives and members of our Navy SEAL community were asked to try and breach the wall prototypes and they could not do it."



21k volts should do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 05:56 PM (Yu4ah)

9 Not that I care.

Posted by: cccp3-o at February 28, 2018 05:56 PM (vKfaB)

10 Damn. Read comments.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 05:56 PM (l114u)

11 Chickenhawk cuck whore cocksucker.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 28, 2018 05:56 PM (398bZ)

12 Whaaaaaat the fuck?

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe. Namaste. Prayer hands. Warrior stance. at February 28, 2018 05:56 PM (dEQP3)

13 Please excuse me. I've eaten many prunes and cherries.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 05:57 PM (Ckg4U)

14 What does Kristol even do anymore?
Posted by: cccp3-o




Whine.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 05:57 PM (Yu4ah)

15 I've taken craps smarter than Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 05:57 PM (hUqh+)

16 Bill Kristol wants to make sure illegals have the best equipment so they can get through those walls.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 05:57 PM (lKs2v)

17 Sitting at The Quarry in Tuckaho, NY waiting for my dinner, sucking down a beer or three.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 28, 2018 05:57 PM (0IlT4)

18 TDS is a serious mental condition

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 05:57 PM (aC6Sd)

19 He's a very handsome man.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at February 28, 2018 05:57 PM (r9UYA)

20 I wager $20 bucks that Billy picks his nose.

Posted by: Caddy at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (K3B2k)

21 This guy... this is not my kind of guy

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (ANIFC)

22 I don't understand...isn't it complimentary to ask your best and brightest to test a wall that is to provide security? I mean you wouldn't ask some toothless, one leg hobo to try and scale the wall..

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (a0IVu)

23 Please excuse me. I've eaten many prunes and cherries.
=====

Of course.

Posted by: Al Roker at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (nILVB)

24 Bill 'Mean Girl' Kristol.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

25 >>Sitting at The Quarry in Tuckaho, NY waiting for my dinner,


Wasn't there a Bar/Cafe in an old Train right at the Tuckaho Station?

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (EFJFH)

26 Hey, is Bob Braun around? I need to ask him a question. A serious question, akshually.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (l114u)

27 Say what you will, be was masterful in The Princess Bride.

Wuv, twoo wuv. Classic.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (TUkHv)

28 "Special Forces operatives and members of our Navy SEAL community were asked to try and breach the wall prototypes and they could not do it."
--

Yes, 'tis true, but they were limited to conventional civilian methods. Artillery, air strikes, and nuclear weapons were ruled out.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (roQNm)

29 The fck didn't they just walk around it?

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (a+WIL)

30 I really need to interview that guy.

Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (398bZ)

31 Was there something in that post about Bill Kristol?

Posted by: All I see is Katie at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (o2vOl)

32 The swamp is being drained. Leftist panic is palpable. Hillary should be in jail. Go, Donny Two Scoops!

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (fXd4g)

33 I wonder what Billy thinks about Israel's wall?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 05:59 PM (4ErVI)

34
Bill Kristol Blue Persuasion.

I am starting to dislike him as much as Chris Matthews.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2018 05:59 PM (VM6ev)

35 Tuckaho? Damn near Killdaho!

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 28, 2018 05:59 PM (a+WIL)

36 What does Kristol even do anymore?

+++

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don 't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 05:59 PM (z2W2E)

37 Traveling Man I wish I was driving right in front of the Quarry.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 05:59 PM (aC6Sd)

38 I don't see any trebuchet or ballista?

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 06:00 PM (EFJFH)

39 ...though she does hide her elbows during that interview.

Posted by: All I see is Katie at February 28, 2018 06:00 PM (o2vOl)

40 't there a Bar/Cafe in an old Train right at the Tuckaho Station?
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (EFJFH)


I'll be damn if I know. I'm here from out of town, working. This bar/grill is a three minute walk from my Airbnb.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 28, 2018 06:00 PM (0IlT4)

41 Bill Kristol will never forgive those that didn't listen to Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 06:00 PM (hUqh+)

42 When will Keith Ellison and Maxine Waters be made to denounce Farrakhan?

White folks are going down. And Satan is going down. And Farrakhan, by God's grace, has pulled a cover off of that Satanic Jew, and I'm here to say your time is up, your world is through, Farrakhan said towards the end of his speech
-WZ

Posted by: Rick Wilson at February 28, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

43 Bill need to go on another of his cruises.

One way.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 28, 2018 06:01 PM (TfPZx)

44 off raging gay man sock

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

45 He is mentally deranged and someone needs to take the computer away from him.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:01 PM (J70i0)

46 Like the girls said in G.I. Jane, the guys just like to blow shit up. So...

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 28, 2018 06:01 PM (fXd4g)

47 In breaking news, US Military forces had a rough time with aliens in Independence Day, but I don't hold it against them.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (6+W54)

48 Bill Kristolnacht should just sh*t the f*ck up. Liberal Democrat socialist f*ck that he is

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (0/0WS)

49
How many cucks could a chickenhawk suck if a chickenhawk could suck cucks?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (E3rQ4)

50 Are we sure this is the real Bill Kristol and not someone from the goatee Spock universe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (IqV8l)

51 Chickenhawk cuck.

Posted by: Ace at 05:58 PM


Not a big fan of the term Chickenhawk normally.

But Ace uses it so well.
It's like watching that guy on the street corner that swears so well, it's not obscene, it's art.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (z79tQ)

52 Has anyone ever noticed that Katie Pavelich is Teh Hawt?

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (l114u)

53 The fck didn't they just walk around it?
Posted by: Eli Cash
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Well...the SEAL's are Navy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (QxXRY)

54 What does Kristol even do anymore?
Posted by: cccp3-o


"All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.
"All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.
"All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.
"All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.
"All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy...."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (KXVP7)

55 Those walls will work so much better, with a four hundred yard minefield on the South facing side.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (QzJWU)

56 He's a fuckwad.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 06:03 PM (IYHxL)

57 Bill snarked so hard he got poo in his nose.

Posted by: Caliban at February 28, 2018 06:03 PM (QE8X6)

58 Bill Kristol needs a park bench, a bag of bread crumbs and a small gathering of pigeons.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 28, 2018 06:03 PM (eLo9G)

59 33 I wonder what Billy thinks about Israel's wall?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 05:59 PM (4ErVI)


The one surrounding Scott Israel? He helped build it, no doubt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2018 06:03 PM (VM6ev)

60 There must have been artificial limits on this challenge. Like, no you can't use all that C4 in your rucksack. No, not even some of it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (fuK7c)

61 47 In breaking news, US Military forces had a rough time with aliens in Independence Day, but I don't hold it against them.
Posted by: Carpe Manana at February 28, 2018 06:02 PM (6+W54)

***

But, as I recall, the plucky humans were able to win the day in the end, as they always do!

Posted by: That One Minor Character Who is really Good at the Snappy Salute at the Climax of Independence Day at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (0/0WS)

62 Maybe he has a point.

Maybe our armed service personnel shouldn't have been used for this task.

Maybe they should have gotten a Palestinian to try to get over it. Or a Mexican coyote human smuggler.

Posted by: Lily(Former Broncos Super Fan) now of AoSHQ, not a Russian Bot at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (vivhj)

63 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 28, 2018 06:03 PM (eLo9G)

Now that's funny.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (IYHxL)

64 Take a cruise Bill.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (2fnWP)

65 Trump is starting a wall arms race with his wall.

Posted by: Bob Kristolmeth at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (J70i0)

66 Actually by now even the ChickenHawks are looking askance at Billy Krystal Magnum and going "What the cuck?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (WM75E)

67 He's put on some weight since "When Harry Met Sally."

Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (398bZ)

68 White folks are going down. And Satan is going down. And Farrakhan, by God's grace, has pulled a cover off of that Satanic Jew, and I'm here to say your time is up, your world is through, Farrakhan said towards the end of his speech
-WZ
Posted by: Rick Wilson
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But, but...David Duke!

Posted by: MSM at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (QxXRY)

69 When Trump leaves, Kristol dreams of getting Russian hookers to pee all over the RNC just to cleanse it of the icky.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (vChNs)

70 60 There must have been artificial limits on this challenge. Like, no you can't use all that C4 in your rucksack. No, not even some of it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (fuK7c)



I'm sure they were discouraged from calling in some A-10 support.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (lKs2v)

71 But all I heard is a 30 foot wall means a 31 foot ladder.

Couldn't a Navy Seal carry a 31 foot ladder across the Mexican desert to use on this?

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (lKmt3)

72 Bill "a wall and military for me but not for thee" Krystol.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (96C7R)

73 64 Take a cruise Bill.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (2fnWP)


He's appearing on the Libido Deck. As a glory hole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (VM6ev)

74 I can't believe I ever thought that Kristol had either integrity or a brain!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (gwPgz)

75 Watching Kristol go down shrieking and clawing at people as he drowns is ... well.... fucking hilarious.

Posted by: 13times at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (K3B2k)

76 There must have been artificial limits on this challenge. Like, no you can't use all that C4 in your rucksack. No, not even some of it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (fuK7c)



No, you cannot "borrow" the tank.

No, you cannot call in an airstrike.

STOP BUILDING THAT TREBUCHET WE CAN SEE YOU, YOU KNOW!

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe. Namaste. Prayer hands. Warrior stance. at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (dEQP3)

77 Is it too late for the white South Africans to Build A Wall?

Posted by: Diplomatic Immunity Guy from that Lethal Weapon Movie at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (0/0WS)

78 We lost the culture war because fuck heads like Bill Kristol were piloting the ship and surrendering at every turn, to show everyone how civil they are. Fuck that shit we got Captain Trump now and he is out there sinking ships and generally kicking ass.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (cGlgB)

79 Kristol's real problem is that he is a petulant child who won't ever take orders. Even to save his countrymen or families life. Their selfishness knows no bounds.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (K0z2U)

80 i bet he looks in the mirror alot

Posted by: concrete girl at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (SJBL7)

81 Muppet.
No muppet faces!!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head of Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (oS6M8)

82 I mean, he does realize that by using special forces troops for such a task is implicitly saying that they are indeed the best in the world at this therefore if they can't do it, no one can, is the exact opposite of denegrating the troops, right?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (+087i)

83 Billy's really gone downhill since City Slickers.

Posted by: huerfano at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (EtMVh)

84 22 I don't understand...isn't it complimentary to ask your best and brightest to test a wall that is to provide security? I mean you wouldn't ask some toothless, one leg hobo to try and scale the wall..
Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (a0IVu)


---

still waiting for them to call me

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (vChNs)

85 There must have been artificial limits on this challenge. Like, no you can't use all that C4 in your rucksack. No, not even some of it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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...or grappling hooks.

Posted by: MSM at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (Zdm89)

86 Sitting at The Quarry in Tuckaho, NY waiting for my dinner, sucking down a beer or three.
Posted by: Traveling Man


Where they tuck the ho?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (Yu4ah)

87 Chickenhawk cuck.

Posted by: Ace


Cuckencuck cuck.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (42M22)

88 I wager $20 bucks that Billy picks his nose.

Posted by: Caddy at February 28, 2018 05:58 PM (K3B2k)




So you stand on the corner in your New English clothes
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
Ahh, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all

Posted by: Piano Man at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (z79tQ)

89 I wonder how many SEALs will sign up for Billy's next cruise?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

90 Bill seems to be very jealous of Katie - Thank Heavens none of us have seen him dressing up like Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: All I see is Katie at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (o2vOl)

91 Okey dokey. So, Bill Kristol CAN breach the wall, I suppose, and that's why he is poking fun at our military. That must be true. Mustn't it?

One look at a Navy Seal and Mr. Kristol would piss his pants.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (7UW64)

92 Well, in defense of the SEALs, it's kind of difficult to climb while wearing Scuba gear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (xPJvm)

93 Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Trumpty together again.

You cocksucker!

Posted by: Bill "Crazy Pants" Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (bJ0w+)

94 Force multiplier Bill. A wall is a force multiplier.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (J70i0)

95 Is there a possibility Bill Kristol is mentally ill?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (nBr1j)

96 As long as I'm going off-point, I wonder if & works now.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (l114u)

97 30ft wall...

What do you call 32 Mexicans linked together?

Chain migration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (WM75E)

98 Damn, Pixy. You are good!

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (l114u)

99 we've got too many illegal aliens and we need a wall built. if only there were a way to kill 2 birds with one stone while making Mexico pay for it.

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (nFwvY)

100 85 There must have been artificial limits on this challenge. Like, no you can't use all that C4 in your rucksack. No, not even some of it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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...or grappling hooks.

Posted by: MSM at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (Zdm89)


Um, how many coyotes carry that sort of equipment?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (7UW64)

101 Is there a possibility Bill Kristol is mentally ill?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (nBr1j)


Trump Derangement Syndrome. Yuge. Sad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

102 I would have went to Viet Nam but I have bad feet. Plus, I'm a coward.

Posted by: William Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (4e+hS)

103 Doctor Gorka could climb the wall but only if he wore both of his tacticool paracord bracelets.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head of Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (oS6M8)

104 Kristol's real problem is that he is a petulant child who won't ever take orders. Even to save his countrymen or families life. Their selfishness knows no bounds.
Posted by: torabora
---------------

Wait, is this about me?

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (Zdm89)

105 What's tragic, is that the SEALS have a base (Coronado San Diego) probably 30min from where the prototypes were built. And Billy C. didn't even know that the SEALS are stationed that close to the prototypes.

So this was a frickin "day trip" for them to go over and test these out, and actually provided some variety to their training they do themselves.

What a clown.

Posted by: scott_t at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (xGZ+b)

106 If anyone comes on one of my Weekly Standard cruises, I would be happy to share with them my great love for the Army and how I used to have Susan dress up as a Green Beret and perform an amphibious assault on my bunkered sex pistol. It was hard for her--and hard for me!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (QE8X6)

107 test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

108 Pssst, Bill. I need to tell you something that might shock you. Have a seat. Jeb lost. Fucking deal with it, shitbird.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (gC2IV)

109 I mean, he does realize that by using special forces troops for such a task is implicitly saying that they are indeed the best in the world at this therefore if they can't do it, no one can, is the exact opposite of denegrating the troops, right?
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (+087i)



No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe. Namaste. Prayer hands. Warrior stance. at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (dEQP3)

110 62 Maybe he has a point.

Maybe our armed service personnel shouldn't have been used for this task.

Maybe they should have gotten a Palestinian to try to get over it. Or a Mexican coyote human smuggler.
Posted by: Lily(Former Broncos Super Fan) now of AoSHQ, not a Russian Bot at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (vivhj)

****

So ~ you're saying: "Send in the "B" Team"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (0/0WS)

111 Bill Kristol's a huge fan of the US Military -- when they deployed in the Middle East.

Posted by: Sparky at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (DflMi)

112 97 30ft wall...

What do you call 32 Mexicans linked together?

Chain migration.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (WM75E)


Like, with handcuffs?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (7UW64)

113 Um, how many coyotes carry that sort of equipment?
Posted by: tcn in AK


The one going after the road runner does. Acme.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (Yu4ah)

114 Fer cryin' out loud, Billy, just switch parties, already. You're fooling no one, and it's getting embarrassing to watch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (p+Wdc)

115

Old man Rhythm is in my shoes
No use sittin' here and singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

116 Is it too late for the white South Africans to Build A Wall?

++

They're doomed. We'll all have lots of horrible stories to share here and all kinds of advice but it's done and over. We won't see their likes again.

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (z2W2E)

117 & test

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (gwPgz)

118 Is there a possibility Bill Kristol is mentally ill?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (nBr1j)

I think his mind broke with the election of Trump. It wasn't supposed to be this way. Jeb? would win the nomination, beat Hillary and then we would get full implementation of invade the world, invite the world.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (J70i0)

119 I've got a fever and the only prescription...is more Pavlich.

Posted by: All I see is Katie at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (o2vOl)

120 >>>I would have went to Viet Nam but I have bad feet. Plus, I'm a coward.

::: makes motion with hand across throat :::

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head of Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (oS6M8)

121 Bill Kristol might want to look into working for the Brownard County Sherriff.

No personal danger to him would be expected there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (xJa6I)

122 Um, how many coyotes carry that sort of equipment?
Posted by: tcn in AK
---------------

I'm thoroughly kitted. Ready for anything. Only the best of equipment.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (Zdm89)

123 voilà test

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (gwPgz)

124 Per the story, the forces were given parameters within which to operate. They undoubtedly could breach the wall if they had carte blanche, but that was not their assignment. Their assignment was to approach this as a cartel or an individual migrant would do.

And they could not. That speaks volumes, none of it good for Kristol.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (G8hDY)

125 Is it too late for the white South Africans to Build A Wall?
Posted by: Diplomatic Immunity Guy from that Lethal Weapon Movie at February 28, 2018 06:05 PM (0/0WS)

Their only hope is to carve out an ethno-state of their own.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (J70i0)

126 you have to understand, these 'special forces' are like the people in the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (vChNs)

127 Doctor Gorka could climb the wall but only if he wore both of his tacticool paracord bracelets.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head of Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM


This looks like a job for...the Mall Ninja!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (p+Wdc)

128 108 Pssst, Bill. I need to tell you something that might shock you. Have a seat. Jeb lost. Fucking deal with it, shitbird.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (gC2IV)


You sure he's not upset that Lil Marco lost?

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (lKs2v)

129
Not even my acme stuff could breach it.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (r+sAi)

130 Well, at least we'll always have ampersands (now)!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (gwPgz)

131 At the COPRA!
COPRA CABANA!

Posted by: Bill Kristol, Cruise Singer at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (398bZ)

132 99 we've got too many illegal aliens and we need a wall built. if only there were a way to kill 2 birds with one stone while making Mexico pay for it.
Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 06:08 PM (nFwvY)

*****

Oooh, oooooh, I've got it. Go down to every Home Depot in the Southwest and California, hire all the Mexicans for the wall build and have them build it from the Mexican side. When it's done? Voila! Problem solved!

Genius!

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (0/0WS)

133 Bill " The Spice Must Flow" Krystol.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (96C7R)

134 So ~ you're saying: "Send in the "B" Team"
Posted by: Publius Redux
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Or the Air Force.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (7ThJ3)

135
Damn. Missed the Hope Hicks thread. Hopefully, she'll have a soft landing in future endeavors that involve my face.

Hopefully, some other Moron has already expressed such sentiment.

Hopefully, I've used the tired word 'hopefully' enough.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (2FqvZ)

136 C4 is too flashy and noisy, it attracts attention. Ditto RPG-7.

Escalade at 100mph might get through but everyone inside would be bean paste. And bollards just behind the wall will be extra insurance.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (WM75E)

137 I'm thoroughly kitted. Ready for anything. Only the best of equipment.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote



Your card didn't go through. Wanna give us the CCV number again?

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (fuK7c)

138 Maybe Bill was measuring the curtains for his gig in the Jeb!/Hillary Administration. Or the Hillary/Jeb! Administration. Either way.

In an odd way, he's become a "conservative" caricature; he's stuck in the past. He had it his way for years--and his way led us to needing the Trumpster.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (Ndje9)

139 ::: ties plungers to feet, walks up and over wall :::

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head of Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (oS6M8)

140 31 foot ladder won't work. physics say moment of rotation will be reached a few rungs up...gonna need ...just guessing... a 35' ladder. Aluminum custom built could probably be carried with food and water by two SEALS quite a ways. But since SEALS are smart they will just use their ID card to enter the US via a government checkpoint. Mexicans will saw ladder up for recycle pesos. Libtards will fume.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (K0z2U)

141 I don't know how many times I heard pieces of shit like Bill Cristal Champahne say "if you build a 20 ft wall, people will find a 25 ft ladder and climb the wall".

So now we have a wall that not even special ops can climb over. So instead of a rational human being saying, "hmm you know what, maybe a wall might work after all" they attack the people reporting on the wall's effectiveness.

What cucks

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:13 PM (6nRrz)

142 100 ...or grappling hooks.

Um, how many coyotes carry that sort of equipment?


Hang on. Let me check the Acme catalog...

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 28, 2018 06:13 PM (sGtp+)

143 Katie P. is easy on the eyes and seems like a bright person.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 06:13 PM (2sCft)

144 129
Not even my acme stuff could breach it.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (r+sAi)

-----------------------

*paints train tunnel on wall, runs*

Beep, Beep

Posted by: The Road Runner at February 28, 2018 06:13 PM (vivhj)

145 Not even my acme stuff could breach it.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote
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We would recommend the Rocket Backpack.

Posted by: Acme Inc. at February 28, 2018 06:13 PM (7ThJ3)

146 >> ::: ties plungers to feet, walks up and over wall :::

::: ties giant springs to sneakers, gets ready to bounce over wall :::


See you on the other side!

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (EFJFH)

147 Kinda terrifying looking back on the views like those of Bill Krystol actually dictated National Security and Geopolitics involving our military for several decades.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (96C7R)

148 62 Maybe he has a point.

Maybe our armed service personnel shouldn't have been used for this task.

Maybe they should have gotten a Palestinian to try to get over it. Or a Mexican coyote human smuggler.
Posted by: Lily(Former Broncos Super Fan) now of AoSHQ, not a Russian Bot at February 28, 2018 06:04 PM (vivhj)


---

let's ask Roger Waters. He knows a thing or two

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (vChNs)

149 Build the wall. Find the tunnels and fill them with concrete or blow em up. Cut FSA bennies a bit so that they are willing to do the jobs. Kick the commies out of the school system and teach young people how to use tools, computers and calculators vs "organizing".

Maybe the 20 Trillion deficit could even be reduced if all of the above are done. And the never Trump self labeled 'conservatives' would still howl. Which proves how conservative they actually are.

Reaching conservative goals with someone they didn't pre-approve in the oval office either upsets their outsized egos so much they can't see the good. Or they were only mouthing those goals and didn't really want them.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (eASYU)

150 Guess they didn't give the Seal guys a pphone to call in a helicopter

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (aC6Sd)

151 Shilling again, because I'm taking mine to the range this weekend but:

J&G sales has S&W model 10 revolvers for sale on their website. Very good prices, get one while you can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (xJa6I)

152 From what I've read, Kristol has become a Twitter addict. He hovers over his keyboard and monitor throughout the day and into the evening, scanning, responding, tweeting, tweeting, tweeting to the detriment of everyone else, including real-life friends and family.

For the love of God, someone help this poor man.

Posted by: troyriser at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (K8f5g)

153 What a clown.
Posted by: scott_t at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (xGZ+b)


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you're 7 threads late for that

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (vChNs)

154 91 Okey dokey. So, Bill Kristol CAN breach the wall, I suppose, and that's why he is poking fun at our military. That must be true. Mustn't it?

One look at a Navy Seal and Mr. Kristol would piss his pants.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (7UW64)

One look at a harbor seal & he'd shit his britches.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (ANIFC)

155 What's tragic, is that the SEALS have a base (Coronado San Diego) probably 30min from where the prototypes were built. And Billy C. didn't even know that the SEALS are stationed that close to the prototypes.
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I'm quite familiar with Balboa Park. After dark.

Posted by: Bill K. at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (nILVB)

156 Trebuchet and parachute. No climbing required.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (UdKB7)

157
Kinda terrifying looking back on the views like those of Bill Krystol actually dictated National Security and Geopolitics involving our military for several decades.
Posted by: Pound Me Too


Still in Afghanistan, boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (IqV8l)

158 08 Pssst, Bill. I need to tell you something that might shock you. Have a seat. Jeb lost. Fucking deal with it, shitbird.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (gC2IV)



You sure he's not upset that Lil Marco lost?

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (lKs2v)
Rubio would be way to his right. I would put Kristol as between Kasich and Jeb! on the left right spectrum. He would likely be close to Kasich with Jeb! being well to his right lol. Oh forget the analysis, he is with HER! 'nuff said..

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (n13/j)

159 Why are deplorables so worked up? Bill is a fine writer that can really get my motor running.

Posted by: Evan McMullin at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (o2vOl)

160 That post from Kristal....sheesh...that is just embarrassing.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (fftfA)

161 No security system is 100% effective. No sane/rational person would ever claim a wall will keep out every single illegal alien trying to get across the border.

But because a system isn't 100% effective is not a reason not to implement the system. Even if a wall decreases the number of illegals by 25% it will be a hell of a success.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (6nRrz)

162 150. Rotary-wing assets are tasked elsewhere at this time......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 06:16 PM (fA1SL)

163 Bill Kristol has become the old guy hobo ex- pharmacist in "It's a Wonderful Life", the alternative dream world that Jimmy Stewart fell into when he went in with Clarence the No-Wings Angel.

The guy who went into the bar and was sprayed with seltzer water, laughed at, and thrown into the snowy street.

Kristol has about that much cred left.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 28, 2018 06:16 PM (UsCnO)

164 154 91 Okey dokey. So, Bill Kristol CAN breach the wall, I suppose, and that's why he is poking fun at our military. That must be true. Mustn't it?

One look at a Navy Seal and Mr. Kristol would piss his pants.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:07 PM (7UW64)

One look at a harbor seal & he'd shit his britches.
Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (ANIFC)

LOL
Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:16 PM (xJa6I)

165 Someone should sell Wylie Coyote the Acme Rocket Pole Vaulter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:16 PM (WM75E)

166 In South Africa
Will Gary player lose his property? Vineyards and all?

Posted by: Free tibet at February 28, 2018 06:16 PM (iQ3o4)

167 116 Is it too late for the white South Africans to Build A Wall?

++

They're doomed. We'll all have lots of horrible stories to share here and all kinds of advice but it's done and over. We won't see their likes again.
Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (z2W2E)

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2nd Battle of Isandlwana approaching

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:16 PM (vChNs)

168 just saw the Honest Trailers for the Oscars
funny

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 28, 2018 06:16 PM (hMwEB)

169 Kristol, a useful idiot for the left.

Not idiot in the normal sense, but made idiot by his addiction to Trump hate and loyalty to the DeepState mob. Though at some point that probably does rot the physical brain.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (bT8Z4)

170 Bill Kristol needs to get rid of that Twitter pic of him with his finger in his ear immediately. He looks like a Howling, Wailing Degenerate Lunatic.

Oh wait. Now I see...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (Mouru)

171 Not only is Bill an excellent writer, he can really toss the salad.

Posted by: Evan McMullin at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (o2vOl)

172 158 08 Pssst, Bill. I need to tell you something that might shock you. Have a seat. Jeb lost. Fucking deal with it, shitbird.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (gC2IV)



You sure he's not upset that Lil Marco lost?

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 06:11 PM (lKs2v)
Rubio would be way to his right. I would put Kristol as between Kasich and Jeb! on the left right spectrum. He would likely be close to Kasich with Jeb! being well to his right lol. Oh forget the analysis, he is with HER! 'nuff said..
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (n13/j)



I doubt Rubio is to his right. Oh he might claim some of the things he believes are to Kristol's right. But its been established what a dishonest little shit he is.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (lKs2v)

173 When Robby Mook told Hillary it was too early to start sucking each other's dicks in the campaign David Brooks, Jen Rubin and I proved our conservative chops by starting that very moment.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (hUqh+)

174 156 Trebuchet and parachute. No climbing required.
Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 06:15 PM (UdKB7)

------------------------

*Observes red splotch just below top of wall*

Missed it by just that much...

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (qC1Sy)

175 Seals were probably asked to climb over the wall. They certainly could have breached with explosives.

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (fJ7Xp)

176 let me at it

Posted by: I'M BATMAN at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (vChNs)

177 There was a myth busters episode about trying to trebuchet or slingshot someone over the wall. This was a long time ago, in the innocent days when you could do this for fun and not have everyone harangue you about politics.

The short answer was no, no, you can't do that. You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (fuK7c)

178 What happened to Katie Pavlich? She used to be a pleasant plumper qt and now she looks like a trans-clown.

Meanwhile Kristol remains a cis-clown and now cuckold toonthanks to CNN's recent endorsement of the fetish.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (ywzxX)

179 145
Not even my acme stuff could breach it.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote

What a great campaign ad idea. Mexicans would even smile.

Posted by: dartist at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (nisXv)

180 One look at a Navy Seal and Mr. Kristol would piss his pants.

Posted by: tcn in AK


Well, something would be happening in his pants.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (TfPZx)

181 the mexicans can pile a yuge pile of trash up against the wall and then throw trash on the other side and just walk up and over the damned wall like army ants.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (K0z2U)

182 Wild Bill Kristolnacht would crawl over broken glass in order to call President Trump 'literally Hitler'.

Posted by: Globalist RINOs need not apply at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (EATOD)

183 Ya gotta tuck the landing!!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head of Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (oS6M8)

184 A wall? It'll never work.

Posted by: Jerusalem at February 28, 2018 06:19 PM (Mouru)

185 172. '....dishonest little shit....'
**
You ain't kidding. Doll-eyed fucker got polish on my cuffs and tried to play it off.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 06:19 PM (fA1SL)

186 Or the Air Force.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2018 06:12 PM (7ThJ3)


Hey now!!

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 28, 2018 06:19 PM (0IlT4)

187 Right now, we literally have children wandering into our country. Which shows you how porous it really is, even with a supposed Border Patrol. I'd love to hear someone make the case that this wall isn't going to keep out at least some of these people.

My opinion if Trump can't get his wall funded, just start using the military to protect the the border. Something useful to the average American for a change with our multi-trillion dollar military. We could shut down the flow over night. I'd love to see Democrats and some Republicans try to defund the military to stop it.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (lKmt3)

188 Kristol, a useful idiot for the left.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (bT8Z4)

No, Kristol has always accepted Leftist assumptions. He simply thinks we need a more muscular (ie fight a lot of wars but not win them) foreign policy.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (J70i0)

189 I think his mind broke with the election of Trump. It wasn't supposed to be this way. Jeb? would win the nomination, beat Hillary and then we would get full implementation of invade the world, invite the world.
Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (J70i0)

Naw.

JEB! was supposed to get the nom. Then LOSE to MADAM *HIC.

Things didn't work that way.

Bill's business model, hardest hit.

Posted by: golfman at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (48QDY)

190 Okay, light the roller skates!!!

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (Mouru)

191 Bill Kristol sings so well that we named him 'The swallow.'

Posted by: Evan McMullin at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (o2vOl)

192 Kaitie Pavlich has a new hairdo every week. One night she was on and I didn't even realize it was her until I saw her name pop up. WTF, girlfriend....pick a style and go with it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (6nRrz)

193 179 145
Not even my acme stuff could breach it.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote

What a great campaign ad idea. Mexicans would even smile.


Posted by: dartist at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (nisXv)


Where's Chuck Jones when we need him?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (7UW64)

194 True Looney Tunes fashion.

Wylie with parachute launches himself at wall trying to get to the Road Runner.

He goes flying and it looks like he just might make it.

*SPROING*

He hits the trampoline he left at the wall's base.

Is launched back to land in the catapult's basket.

Which immediately launches him again.

Repeat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (WM75E)

195 Not even my acme stuff could breach it.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote



You just paint a hole in the wall. Duh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (Mouru)

196 Those wall prototypes just made it economically impossible for coyotes to smuggle foreigners across the border.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (96C7R)

197
So it appears Jeff Sessions is also part of the deep state. I was close to believing he might not be at one time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

198 >>> just start using the military to protect the the border.

A parade!! Continuously!!
Ya ever try to cut through a parade? Imposibru!!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head of Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (oS6M8)

199 I think his mind broke with the election of Trump. It wasn't supposed to be this way. Jeb? would win the nomination, beat Hillary and then we would get full implementation of invade the world, invite the world.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:10 PM (J70i0)

Or that didn't happen and Hillary wins (which would have happened with that squish Yeb running) and the same invade invite scenario would've played out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (4ErVI)

200 To Sanctuary Cities ....AND BEYOND!

Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (vivhj)

201 197
So it appears Jeff Sessions is also part of the deep state. I was close to believing he might not be at one time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

_


Deep State? Maybe.

Deep Sleep. Definitely!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (6nRrz)

202 Okay, light the roller skates!!!

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM


Will do. Ignore that box of explosives marked "Acme Explosives" on the side of the road. They're just a Pixy .07 Beta version.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (2FqvZ)

203 Yeah, well the dumb ol' SEALs may not be able to climb that wall, but you haven't seen the guy with a leafblower who cleans up my backyard, on payday! That wetback can climb ANYTHING when it's time to get paid.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (42M22)

204 So it appears Jeff Sessions is also part of the deep state. I was close to believing he might not be at one time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (r+sAi)



Meh. Better check in with Jackstraw about that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (Mouru)

205
The short answer was no, no, you can't do that. You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (fuK7c)

more like a feature than a bug, don't you think?

I've read where they'd toss diseased folks over besieged towns' walls. I don't think whether they lived was discussed.

Posted by: Piano Man at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (z79tQ)

206 The Instant Hole only worked for the Road Runner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (WM75E)

207 Kristol: Flailing for relevancy in a Trump world.

Sounds like a book title.

Ace should write it.

Might even sell as well as TDG.

Posted by: Blake at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)

208 I'd like to penetrate Hope Hicks' wall.

That's all I got.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (fiGNd)

209 Kristol, a useful idiot for the left.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2018 06:17 PM (bT8Z4)

No, Kristol has always accepted Leftist assumptions. He simply thinks we need a more muscular (ie fight a lot of wars but not win them) foreign policy.
Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (J70i0)

Neocons are Ineternatiinal Marxists. Literal commits. They have been exposed.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (96C7R)

210 In early June, 1991, my Army Reserve engineer battalion (820th Engineers, San Pablo, CA) was convoying back from several days of drill at Camp Parks, Dublin, CA. We got a lot of positive honks, waves, and trucker horn pull motions. Riding in the back of a deuce-and-a-half, it was a great feeling.

I never served in combat, though I would not have shirked such duty whatsoever, and I put in 12 honorable years of service. I'm glad I did.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (dZ756)

211 The short answer was no, no, you can't do that. You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (fuK7c)

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so you're saying we should just leave hundreds of them scattered south of the wall///

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (vChNs)

212 Did you see that wall? The sections are like, 50 feet apart. It will never keep anyone out. They'll just go in between.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (Mouru)

213 206 The Instant Hole only worked for the Road Runner.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (WM75E)

You just roll it up, and the hole goes away....

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (7UW64)

214 >>I'd like to penetrate Hope Hicks' Sugar walls.


Corrected for Shena Easton Compliance

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (EFJFH)

215 You just paint a hole in the wall. Duh.
Posted by: Cicero

But then a train comes out of the tunnel and flattens you!

Posted by: Morton at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (vyrC/)

216 My expert opinion is Bill Kristol is gay since his dick tastes like shit.

Posted by: Tom Nichols at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (hUqh+)

217 Kristol has been into the Drink section of the Podesta Spirit Cook Book again.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (BfOXk)

218 8 "Special Forces operatives and members of our Navy SEAL community were asked to try and breach the wall prototypes and they could not do it."


Order our 'Giant Launch Spring'.

Posted by: ACME at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (GWhuG)

219 212 Did you see that wall? The sections are like, 50 feet apart. It will never keep anyone out. They'll just go in between.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (Mouru)

___

That's where the sharks with lasers will be.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:25 PM (6nRrz)

220 Horde's been in a particularly Don't Give a Shit mood today.

I like it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 06:25 PM (fiGNd)

221 So will NR Cruises go all 'Get Woke - Go Broke' as the good professor coined?

Posted by: astronaut achmed at February 28, 2018 06:25 PM (PUKsa)

222 Order our 'Giant Launch Spring'.
Posted by: ACME at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (GWhuG)




Wait, I thought you guys specialized in anvils.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:25 PM (Mouru)

223 I never served in combat, though I would not have shirked such duty whatsoever, and I put in 12 honorable years of service. I'm glad I did.


Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2018 06:23 PM (dZ756)


My son, pretty much from the time he could walk, will walk up to any service member in uniform and shake his or her hand, and tell them, "Thanks for keeping us safe."

Makes me a little misty when he does that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (7UW64)

224 Sue Solyndra. That starts the foundation of the wall.

Then build the motherfucker....

Infrastructure AND REAL jobs bitchezz.

Posted by: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (48QDY)

225 Bill Kristol, the flaming bag of dogshit on the nation's doorstep.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (e11dj)

226 >>But then a train comes out of the tunnel and flattens you!


Looney Tunes was way more informative than my first 4-5 years of schooling.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (EFJFH)

227
Did you see that wall? The sections are like, 50 feet apart. It will never keep anyone out. They'll just go in between.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


That's where you put a wall of sound.

Posted by: Phil Spector at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

228 A complete list of Acme Products

http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ACME_Products

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (WM75E)

229 You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (fuK7c)


Heh. Keep trying!

Posted by: ACME at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (GWhuG)

230 how do you know you're on a picnic with bill kristol? all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (KP5rU)

231 200+ I'm a gonna go OT.

Story today on BBC, Afghan government wants to negotiate with Taliban. Basically said they'll make all the concessions to stop the nonsense. Taliban controls 70% of the country.

Taliban says fuck that, we'll only negotiate with Washington, because we don't believe that you, Kabul, are really in charge of things.

Could this be the beginning of the end? Can we stop pretending that there's a reason for getting young Americans killed in fucking Afghanistan after seventeen years?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (fuK7c)

232 Bill Kristol needs a park bench, a bag of bread crumbs and a small gathering of pigeons.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 28, 2018 06:03 PM (eLo9G)

We need to genetically engineer carnivorous pigeons, just for him. Remember that Far Side cartoon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (Dbv1R)

233 Kristol is not a conservative, he is deep state and likely a leftist. His religion has nothing to do with it. He can be a jagof all on his own.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (n13/j)

234 [You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (fuK7c)


That's bullshit.

Posted by: Evel Knievel at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (Mouru)

235 So it appears Jeff Sessions is also part of the deep state. I was close to believing he might not be at one time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (r+sAi)


Meh. Better check in with Jackstraw about that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:22 PM (Mouru)

He's propped up by the DC pharmacies. Right there with Senator Bill Nelson.

Posted by: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (48QDY)

236 >> You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.


Tonight, On FOX :

Pumpkin Picker Chuckin'!

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (EFJFH)

237 My opinion if Trump can't get his wall funded, just start using the military to protect the the border. Something useful to the average American for a change with our multi-trillion dollar military. We could shut down the flow over night. I'd love to see Democrats and some Republicans try to defund the military to stop it.
Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (lKmt3)

Except for 50 year old artillery pieces... the North Korean army is totally outmatched by the South Korean army.... even without us...

Yet OUR Army Guards that border.... not ours...

And don't even get me started on our Troops in the EU... you know.. .the EU... that has a bigger population, and more GDP, than we do?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

238 I always get Krystal confused with Morris but one is a degenerate and the other likes womens' shoes.

This goes beyond and BDS during GWB era and leaves it as just another member of the insane talking class.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (pzA2L)

239 My expert opinion is Bill Kristol is gay since his dick tastes like shit.
Posted by: Tom Nichols at February 28, 2018 06:24 PM (hUqh+)


On a particularly interesting cab ride in NYC my cab driver, a fountain of knowledge and wisdom, opined much the same.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at February 28, 2018 06:28 PM (fiGNd)

240 Wasn't there a Bar/Cafe in an old Train right at the Tuckaho Station?

The Valhalla station has a rail car restaurant:
http://www.valhallacrossing.com/

Posted by: Toni at February 28, 2018 06:28 PM (FdBnw)

241 Bill Kristol needs a park bench, a bag of bread crumbs and a small gathering of pigeons.

And some strawberries and ball bearings. Don't forget those.


Posted by: pep at February 28, 2018 06:28 PM (LAe3v)

242 re: Hope Hicks

She's 29. I don't think anyone in their 20s should have a position of any importance in the White House.

(insert Monica Lewinski joke here)

But seriously, that's too young IMO to be allowed to make decisions at that level.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:28 PM (6nRrz)

243 Billy Krystal Meth, what a Fface.

He is a whiny little bitch.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2018 06:28 PM (M+Lyo)

244 'You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.'

Well dang. How about a hot air balloon made out of paper mache?

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

245 >> My expert opinion is Bill Kristol is gay since his dick tastes like shit.
>> Tom Nichols
Hey Tom, can you stop by?

Posted by: Evan McMullin at February 28, 2018 06:28 PM (o2vOl)

246 Posted by: Evel Knievel at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (Mouru)

Slacker

Posted by: Super Dave at February 28, 2018 06:29 PM (pzA2L)

247
Oh yeah, the rocket powered roller skates were my favorite gag.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 06:29 PM (r+sAi)

248 >>Valhalla station has a rail car restaurant:


That's the one I was thinking of!

There used to be a great Cafe at Bedford Hills that was in an old rail car, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 06:29 PM (EFJFH)

249 Where they tuck the ho?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 06:06 PM (Yu4ah)

Isn't it usually trannies that "tuck"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 06:29 PM (Dbv1R)

250 JackStraw has a different point of view, but I think far too many (if not all) of Sleepy Jeffzzzz' actions so far, betray his comfort as a denizen of the Deep Swamp Establishment!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 28, 2018 06:29 PM (gwPgz)

251 I just laughed way too hard at this:

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-412.gif?w=500

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe. Namaste. Prayer hands. Warrior stance. at February 28, 2018 06:29 PM (dEQP3)

252 Yeah, 20s, no.



Also, if you're testifying in Congress, wear a skirt that covers your hoo-ha.

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM (16bxt)

253 [You can launch a human sized object over the wall but not in a way that would let the human live.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:18 PM (fuK7c)


Hold my beer.

Posted by: That guy in every trailer parks at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM (hUqh+)

254 237 My opinion if Trump can't get his wall funded, just start using the military to protect the the border. Something useful to the average American for a change with our multi-trillion dollar military. We could shut down the flow over night. I'd love to see Democrats and some Republicans try to defund the military to stop it.
Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (lKmt3)

Except for 50 year old artillery pieces... the North Korean army is totally outmatched by the South Korean army.... even without us...

Yet OUR Army Guards that border.... not ours...

And don't even get me started on our Troops in the EU... you know.. .the EU... that has a bigger population, and more GDP, than we do?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)



Oh you guys are not going to make chemjeff happy with talk like that. He lost his fucking mind well before Trump when people suggested using the military for border protection.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM (lKs2v)

255 Billy Billy Billy, we need to talk friend. It is no slight on our high-end, super-duper commandos that they were unable to climb nor breach the wall. It is a statement of fact. But rather than focus on that as a failure, celebrate the success and American ingenuity that designed such impenetrable obstacles.

Remember, that American Exceptionalism you were once so loudly TRUMPeting until the election of course.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM (DxWUs)

256 What the Mexicans need is one of those WWI Paris Guns and a good supply of circus volunteers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM (Mouru)

257 248. Owners should hold off a while on selling it. There's gonna be a bull market for rail cars and all rolling stock in the near future.
* shifty eyes *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM (fA1SL)

258 Could this be the beginning of the end? Can we stop pretending that there's a reason for getting young Americans killed in fucking Afghanistan after seventeen years?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM


I like the way you think infidel.

Posted by: Rotting Corpse of Osama Bin Laden at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM (2FqvZ)

259
President Trump on Wednesday voiced support for confiscating guns from certain individuals deemed to be dangerous, even if it violates due process rights.

"I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy man's case that just took place in Florida ... to go to court would have taken a long time" Trump said at a meeting with lawmakers on school safety and gun violence.

____

Gulp. Anyone have a lighter, my hair needs to start burning ASAP.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:31 PM (6nRrz)

260 212
Did you see that wall? The sections are like, 50 feet apart. It will never keep anyone out. They'll just go in between.

Posted by: Cicero


Not true. I have it on good authority that they put Bill Kristol in front of the wall section, and 8 hours later, he was still there. He was flummoxed. Bamboozled even.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2018 06:31 PM (LAe3v)

261
My opinion if Trump can't get his wall funded, just start using the military to protect the the border.

But we were always told that was illegal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:31 PM (IqV8l)

262 Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe. Namaste. Prayer hands. Warrior stance. at February 28, 2018 06:29 PM (dEQP3)


FREEDOM!!!!!!!! *thuink* *ow(l)*

Posted by: Dumb Bird at February 28, 2018 06:31 PM (pzA2L)

263 >>I just laughed way too hard at this:


Before it even started playing, I saw that coming.

And I laughed.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 06:31 PM (EFJFH)

264 Valhalla station has a rail car restaurant


We don't want happy hour. Just show us to the table where we sign the surrender documents.

Posted by: The French High Command at February 28, 2018 06:32 PM (Mouru)

265 IDK why we haven't sent troops to the border. We ARE being invaded, by people who do not have our best interests at heart. And there have been casualties. So?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:32 PM (7UW64)

266 Posted by: pep at February 28, 2018 06:31 PM (LAe3v)

Then he had to pee.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 06:32 PM (pzA2L)

267 Why would you release a bird inside a crowded dining/conference room?

They are not smart. They are fragile and they will poop.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:32 PM (xJa6I)

268
I like the way you think infidel.
Posted by: Rotting Corpse of Osama Bin Laden at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM


I guess that means we're there permanently.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

269 It's a shame when thickly mediocre minds begin to decay.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2018 06:33 PM (8rNrN)

270 42 When will Keith Ellison and Maxine Waters be made to denounce Farrakhan?

White folks are going down. And Satan is going down. And Farrakhan, by God's grace, has pulled a cover off of that Satanic Jew, and I'm here to say your time is up, your world is through, Farrakhan said towards the end of his speech
-WZ
Posted by: Rick Wilson at February 28, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

116 Is it too late for the white South Africans to Build A Wall?

++

They're doomed. We'll all have lots of horrible stories to share here and all kinds of advice but it's done and over. We won't see their likes again.
Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 06:09 PM (z2W2E)



Visualize...an exchange of populations.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 06:33 PM (ujg0T)

271 There seems to be a lot of cognitive degeneration going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 06:34 PM (kgTp0)

272 Walmart raising firearm and ammo purchasing age to 21.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:34 PM (IqV8l)

273 Had to change to my cell hotspot. Work's wi-fi is blocking Ace's place!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (kgTp0)

274 It's a shame when thickly mediocre minds begin to decay.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2018 06:33 PM (8rNrN)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (Mouru)

275 Wow I just saw the mug shot of the trigger happy teacher in Dalton.He got the crazy eyes fo sho.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

276 259 Gulp. Anyone have a lighter, my hair needs to start burning ASAP.





Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:31 PM (6nRrz)
That might be worth freaking about, but lighting your hair on fire not so much. It is good that Trump is thinking out loud and considering many ideas. But if he starts talking about the "pesky Constitution" then we have a real issue.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (n13/j)

277 It's a shame when thickly mediocre minds begin to decay.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2018 06:33 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Little-Giant Do-It-Yourself Rocket Sled Kit at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (2FqvZ)

278 228 A complete list of Acme Products

http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ACME_Products
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 06:26 PM (WM75E)



As a kid, I was always disappointed that the local Acme didn't carry dynamite or rocket skates

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (ANIFC)

279 The wall samples are 30 feet wide. Why didn't the Special Forces just walk around them?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (jKWxY)

280 Katie, can you (hic) interview me next?

Posted by: Hillary! at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM (o2vOl)

281 You misspelled the c word.

Look at Kristols bleating over the years. Hes been for war with every country, provided he does not have to fight in it.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2018 06:36 PM (JJNkd)

282 BTW. Katie has nice elbows.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2018 06:37 PM (JJNkd)

283 THe heck with ACME instant hole. It is the instant earth quake pill you have to worry about!

Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2018 06:37 PM (gbWkA)

284 Wait, so that why Kristol is throwing his monkey shit? Because the special forces had trouble getting over the wall?


To be fair, in out of school rules, special forces could always blow it up. I am betting that was not part of the test.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 06:38 PM (kgTp0)

285 Amazing how many so called conservatives/republicans were revealed to be frauds after Trump won.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2018 06:38 PM (PvFoN)

286 282
BTW. Katie has nice elbows.

Posted by: Marcus T


Katie has nice everything.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2018 06:38 PM (LAe3v)

287 Let me. Let me. I am your fortunate son.

Posted by: Bill Kristolmeth at February 28, 2018 06:38 PM (Tyii7)

288 Kinda terrifying looking back on the views like
those of Bill Krystol actually dictated National Security and
Geopolitics involving our military for several decades.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:14 PM (96C7R)

-----------------------------------
And immigration. And the economy. And social programs. And education.
Our country has been run by these fuckwit 'experts' for decades. Then along comes a guy who ditches their 'expertly wisdom'. And lo and behold; the economy skyrockets, ISIS is defeated, and deep state starts crumbling down.

Posted by: JC at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (mJXUS)

289 284 Wait, so that why Kristol is throwing his monkey shit? Because the special forces had trouble getting over the wall?


To be fair, in out of school rules, special forces could always blow it up. I am betting that was not part of the test.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 06:38 PM (kgTp0)

He's enraged because it's going to work.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (4ErVI)

290 272 Walmart raising firearm and ammo purchasing age to 21.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:34 PM (IqV8l)

Oh, ffs. I had a .22 at age 12.
Though, come to think of it, my mom bought the ammo until I was 16.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (l114u)

291 >> Isn't it usually trannies that "tuck"?
>> Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like a man can get pretty lonely in Alberta.

Posted by: That's a man, baby! at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (o2vOl)

292 272 Walmart raising firearm and ammo purchasing age to 21.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:34 PM (IqV8l)

Well, that means our little degenerate mass killers will have to get their guns another way. Hmmm... I wonder how that would work.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (7UW64)

293 287 Let me. Let me. I am your fortunate son.
Posted by: Bill Kristolmeth at February 28, 2018 06:38 PM (Tyii7)




I doubt John Fogerty even knew who Billy Kristol was, or is now for that matter, but it's like he wrote that song with Billy Kristol in mind.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (ujg0T)

294 268
I like the way you think infidel.
Posted by: Rotting Corpse of Osama Bin Laden at February 28, 2018 06:30 PM

I guess that means we're there permanently.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

Deus Vult

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (xJa6I)

295 Perhaps if we built a giant wooden badger...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (gC2IV)

296 I guess Kristol favored that little known global gang MS13 instead of the U.S. military l.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (JJNkd)

297 Oh, ffs. I had a .22 at age 12.
Though, come to think of it, my mom bought the ammo until I was 16.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:39 PM (l114u)


YOU COULD PUT AN EYE OUT!@!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (7UW64)

298 I would have loved to serve alongside Bill Kristol in Vietnam

Posted by: Wii Fraggin at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (SjImc)

299 BTW. Katie has nice elbows.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2018 06:37 PM (JJNkd)



Yeah, but that lipstick is edging into 80 year-old crazy woman territory

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (Mouru)

300 Whoa.

Trump asked Joe Manchin if he could add Diane's (Feinstein) wishes into his bill. Her wish is a ban on "assault weapons"

WTF Trump?

And no he wasn't quoted out of context, it's on video.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (6nRrz)

301 Done with Fitreps, now some fun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (SjImc)

302 But seriously, what is it with the lunatic left (which has apparently always included the Never Trump 'formerly conservative' crowd) and their expert opinions about military matters lately?

This horseshit, Laurence O'Donnel and the fast vs. slow bullets, etc. Nobody around them warns them? Ignorance = peace loving = credible? What?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (jKWxY)

303 OT, I worked for Papa John's for many years and I could die happy if I never, ever even see another Papa John's pizza.

But, I just ordered one to support their decision to say FU to the NFL.

Should be here soon. I might eat some of it.

Posted by: Johnny at February 28, 2018 06:41 PM (kUotE)

304 I am wondering if Trump is baiting the Left with his gun stuff. Very hard to imagine him signing off on it all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 06:41 PM (G8hDY)

305 I worked for Papa John's for many years and I could die happy if I never, ever even see another Papa John's pizza.

But, I just ordered one to support their decision to say FU to the NFL.

Should be here soon. I might eat some of it.
Posted by: Johnny at February 28, 2018 06:41 PM (kUotE)

I ordered a Papa John's Pizza once. ONCE. Vile shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 06:41 PM (SjImc)

306 no guns til 21. Interesting, so basically all junior enlisted men in the Army and Marines can no longer own a weapon for self defense. So all those Privates, Lance Corporals, and Specialists, even those who served in combat, can't even buy a weapon to defend their families. Good call asses.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 06:42 PM (n13/j)

307 300 Whoa.

Trump asked Joe Manchin if he could add Diane's (Feinstein) wishes into his bill. Her wish is a ban on "assault weapons"

WTF Trump?

And no he wasn't quoted out of context, it's on video.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (6nRrz)



I get you, NeverSkankles, but I see "Dreamers: The Sequel" in what The Donald is doing. I suspect the Joe Manchins want this whole issue to just go away, and the Coastal Commiecrats will just overreach, again.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 06:42 PM (ujg0T)

308 But, I just ordered one to support their decision to say FU to the NFL.

Should be here soon. I might eat some of it.
Posted by: Johnny at February 28, 2018 06:41 PM (kUotE)



Why the half measures? Order pizzas for everyone in your neighborhood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:42 PM (Mouru)

309 Trump asked Joe Manchin if he could add Diane's (Feinstein) wishes into his bill. Her wish is a ban on "assault weapons"

---

It's a TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Whatshisname at February 28, 2018 06:42 PM (roQNm)

310 I'd be shocked if there is anything in a new gun bill other than tightening background checks and bump stocks, no matter what PDT said today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 06:43 PM (SjImc)

311 304 I am wondering if Trump is baiting the Left with his gun stuff. Very hard to imagine him signing off on it all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 06:41 PM (G8hDY)

___

Saying platitudes like "we need to look at gun safety proposals and evaluate them" is one thing. Telling Joe Manchin to draft up a bill and include what Diane Feinstein wants is....I don't even know what the hell that is.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:43 PM (6nRrz)

312 Joe Manchin is in trouble at home.

Him putting in an AWB 2.0 will put him in a very tough spot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 06:43 PM (G8hDY)

313 I was drinkin' coffee, with the Monday blues
Bold print on 6am my morning news
The headline read Knievel had passed
'Nother childhood superman gone too fast
Foolish nerve contagious pride
No fear of the impossible
He took us for a ride and he said

Give life your best shot
No matter what they say
Yeah we're all speeding toward our judgement day
It's not the dates son it's that small thin line
Do you want it on your tombstone
He almost tried

Posted by: teej at February 28, 2018 06:43 PM (9razJ)

314 Yeah, but that lipstick is edging into 80 year-old crazy woman territory

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


I guess I'm a gerentosexual.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2018 06:43 PM (LAe3v)

315 Does Trump not realize what Feinstein (and let's face it all Democrats) really want, which is a full gun grab?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:44 PM (6nRrz)

316 We had 12 and 14 year olds fighting in the Revolutionary War and Civil War. This is madness about not owning a rifle bullshit.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:44 PM (96C7R)

317 306 no guns til 21. Interesting, so basically all junior enlisted men in the Army and Marines can no longer own a weapon for self defense. So all those Privates, Lance Corporals, and Specialists, even those who served in combat, can't even buy a weapon to defend their families. Good call asses.
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 06:42 PM (n13/j)

The problem is, 18 year old men make ideal conscripts.

So how do you ask/tell someone to die for you but make it impossible for them to vote?

That's the reason the voting age is 18.

I'm ok with raising the voting age to 21 but the we come back around to the draft question.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (xJa6I)

318

It's almost as if fake conservative bill kristol says things now just to accolades from the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (9fLwh)

319 Somehow I doubt Krystol is hearing the Megillah tonight

Posted by: Avi at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (9h00m)

320 PAVN swat team using poles.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhNs7HcBW6o

Me love you looooooong time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (EoRCO)

321 Trump asked Joe Manchin if he could add Diane's (Feinstein) wishes into his bill. Her wish is a ban on "assault weapons"



WTF Trump?



And no he wasn't quoted out of context, it's on video.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:40 PM (6nRrz)

---------------------------------
I can't think of an easier way to defeat Manchin than to lump him in with gun banners. Don't forget, this guy is from West Virginia - I'd imagine gun bans are about as popular as aids.
If Trump said this a year ago, I would be concerned. But there has been so many easy chances for him to take the side of least resistance, and yet he has stuck with us and defended us every time.
I trust Trump. An AR ban would never happen and he knows it. He's just trying to get Manchin in hot trouble with his electorate.

Posted by: JC at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (mJXUS)

322 311; Trump knows Manchin is a lazy useless fuck who will do nothing. He knows he stands for nothing. Biggest phoney in D.C.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (KP5rU)

323 Chickenhawk cuck.

Are you trying to beat Weekly STD down to where you can swap it for 1/2 a bottle of Valu-Rite. That may not be a good deal.

Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (FhXTo)

324 And it's not even a fucking AWB. That would be bad enough. But ABB 2.0 is a semi-auto ban that would include 80-90% of all guns sold in the country.

I doubt Trump wants that. But the fact he's even "going there" is troubling to say the least.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:45 PM (6nRrz)

325 Bring me a bill and I'll sign it. Of course it has to be a good bill, not a bad bill. I hope that's implied.

Posted by: PDT at February 28, 2018 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

326 315 Does Trump not realize what Feinstein (and let's face it all Democrats) really want, which is a full gun grab?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:44 PM (6nRrz)

-----------

Of course he does. Get this to the floor and make them vote. Trump has said he wants a bigger majority in the senate. Good way to do it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2018 06:47 PM (gC2IV)

327 Does Trump not realize what Feinstein (and let's face it all Democrats) really want, which is a full gun grab?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:44 PM (6nRrz)


1. Trump invites Manchin to draft gun grab provision

2. Trump publicizes Manchin's gun grab provision and hands it to Manchin's West Virginia Republican opponent

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 06:47 PM (Mouru)

328 312 Joe Manchin is in trouble at home.

Him putting in an AWB 2.0 will put him in a very tough spot.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 06:43 PM (G8hDY)

Yep, it's all leverage and gamesmanship. Joe puts that gun ban stuff in his bill, he's dead back home. So to speak (I think).

Trump's Twitter feed seems to be all about Billy Graham and his funeral, so I think today's meeting is just public theater.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:47 PM (xJa6I)

329 What Trump said today isn't troubling to me because I think it would actually happen. Trump will not sign a bill banning semi-auto weapons.

But, it's troubling that he can be so freewheeling on this topic. Which means he don't really give a fuck about gun rights or understands what it's all about. And if the Dems ever take over both houses again, he may say fuck it, let's do it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:48 PM (6nRrz)

330 It's a shame when thickly mediocre minds begin to decay.
Posted by: ace


I don't think Kristol et al's problem is with slackening minds.

It's ego and the degree to which their personality is enmeshed with 'politics as the genteel art.'

They feel personally aggreved by Trump's victory. It's impossible for them to separate him from conservatism, ideals, and goals.

One clue is that they are more than willing to jump ugly in the exact same manner that they find oh so distasteful in Trump.

Because Trump isn't their fan-fic ideal, their Statesman Supreme, it's slap-fight wartime for the saddle-loafer set.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 06:48 PM (KXVP7)

331 Joe Manchin??? He couldn't even decide if he should stand or sit or cry during the SOTU address..talk about a weak, indecisive man.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

332 237 My opinion if Trump can't get his wall funded, just start using the military to protect the the border. Something useful to the average American for a change with our multi-trillion dollar military. We could shut down the flow over night. I'd love to see Democrats and some Republicans try to defund the military to stop it.
Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 06:20 PM (lKmt3)

Except for 50 year old artillery pieces... the North Korean army is totally outmatched by the South Korean army.... even without us...

Yet OUR Army Guards that border.... not ours...

And don't even get me started on our Troops in the EU... you know.. .the EU... that has a bigger population, and more GDP, than we do?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

Bring them all home and protect our own borders. Other countries problems are not ours, and any attempts to make other countries problems ours should be dealt with on both ends with a decisive use of force.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:48 PM (96C7R)

333 If trump turns on 2A supporters, it will not turn out well. Never Trumpers aside, many staunch conservatives worried that Trump would bring doom to conservatives in the end. If he messes with the 2A and our Constitutional rights, it will turn out badly for all of us. He actually is NOT that charismatic, most real conservatives follow him only as far as he pushes a conservative agenda, no further.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 06:49 PM (n13/j)

334 guys, everything is going to be OK

Deputy Peterson ain't confiscating shit.

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 06:49 PM (nFwvY)

335 Manchin won't do it. That's the point.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2018 06:50 PM (89T5c)

336 Bill Kristol is a hunky, wonderful, delicious lover.

Posted by: Judith Miller at February 28, 2018 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

337 Yes, but have they considered plague victims bundled into catapults?

Posted by: Mongols at February 28, 2018 06:50 PM (ppaKI)

338 Someone should sell Wylie Coyote the Acme Rocket Pole Vaulter.


Posted by: Anna Puma

Wile E., please -- but you know, this would be a job for Speedy Gonzalez, the fastest mouse in all Mexico, another of the thousand voices of Mel Blanc.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2018 06:51 PM (H5rtT)

339 Eat a sack of iron enriched bird seed, activate large pintel mounted electromagnet on US side of the border

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 06:51 PM (z2W2E)

340 338. Slow-poke Rodriguez penetrates the shield.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 06:51 PM (5rzBU)

341 But, it's troubling that he can be so freewheeling on this topic. Which means he don't really give a fuck about gun rights or understands what it's all about. And if the Dems ever take over both houses again, he may say fuck it, let's do it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:48 PM (6nRrz)

I would not worry on this one. PDT is just being PDT. All he said was feinstein should discuss her proposals with the other committee members. It is the Trumpain way of telling her to go jerk off.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 06:52 PM (SjImc)

342 I have seeerious question:
Other than an Article 5 Convention, how could a national divorce be initiated? Or even a "conversation" about a national divorce? Other than by shooting.
I may be slightly at risk in northern NH, but I'm willing to take the chance. Always have loved Texas.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:52 PM (l114u)

343 I do not think he is freewheeling. He is letting the Left hang itself on an issue rather than making himself the issue.

If he came out as a Charlton Heston, the focus would be on how evil Trump is killing kids. But he short circuited that nicely and put the onus on a vulnerable member of the Senate. And moreover, that is where it really belongs.

I do not think his rhetoric is all that deep. He just denied the Left their preferred battlefield.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 06:52 PM (G8hDY)

344 342. A divorce is an extra constitutional matter. It won't happen by law.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 06:53 PM (5rzBU)

345 Bill's framing of Trump's Wall is a pure Marxist move. It's America's Wall like its America's Military.

Bill projects that Our Overlords personally own things like The Wall, Borders, Militray, ect...

What a POS. Deport him now.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:53 PM (96C7R)

346 If we made sure that illegals couldn't work or receive welfare, we wouldn't need a wall.

Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 28, 2018 06:54 PM (YIO84)

347 My faith is with PDT right now.
If any of this 2A shit passes he's dead to me.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 06:55 PM (r9UYA)

348 Honestly I think Trump doesn't care one way or the other about guns. So in the moment, he'll say to Manchin, hey yeah let's do the gun ban thing with Diane. And then 5 minutes later he'll say 2A is the most important thing in the world.

Notice he never once asked Diane Feinstein's opinion on taxes. That's because he was committed to lower taxes and didn't give a fuck what any leftist had to say on the matter.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:55 PM (6nRrz)

349 342 I have seeerious question:
Other than an Article 5 Convention, how could a national divorce be initiated? Or even a "conversation" about a national divorce? Other than by shooting.
I may be slightly at risk in northern NH, but I'm willing to take the chance. Always have loved Texas.
Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:52 PM (l114u)

Soros has lots of money and people in position in case of a Art. V Convention. Don't think he and his ilk have not been prepared for that route.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 06:55 PM (96C7R)

350 For everyone who is worried about Trump turning gun grabber: This is a historical moment vis a vis gun prices. Never have AR rifles been so cheap, never have so many cheap, reliable handguns been for sale.

Buy guns, buy ammo, practice.

Don't be afraid, be ready.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 06:56 PM (xJa6I)

351 Other than an Article 5 Convention, how could a national divorce be initiated? Or even a "conversation" about a national divorce?
Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:52 PM (l114u)


I think more and more states will ignore many federal laws and the random Hawaiian judge and the Feds will be too broke to enforce.

Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 28, 2018 06:56 PM (YIO84)

352 Yet OUR Army Guards that border.... not ours...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 28, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

We barely have 2 brigades of combat troops in Korea and we have been moving them south of Seoul away from the border. The US doesn't even patrol the DMZ anymore.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 06:56 PM (hUqh+)

353 If we made sure that illegals couldn't work or receive welfare, we wouldn't need a wall.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard


Well, we see how well that's worked for the last 30+ years.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 06:56 PM (Yu4ah)

354 346 If we made sure that illegals couldn't work or receive welfare, we wouldn't need a wall.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 28, 2018 06:54 PM (YIO84)



Two words: Underground economy.

That said, the wall decreases crossings and makes employer enforcement easier, which in turn decreases incentive to try to get around the wall.

Embrace the power of AND.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 06:57 PM (ujg0T)

355 it's almost as if you can make an argument to make any position seem bad and that some folks do this in bad faith.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 28, 2018 06:57 PM (V3U1L)

356 A divorce is an extra constitutional matter. It won't happen by law.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, ... at February 28, 2018 06:53 PM (5rzBU)

Glen Reynolds the Lawyer, a.k.a. instapundit has a scholarly article posted about a peaceful dissolution of the United States. I didn't understand a word of it.

Posted by: Admiral Whatshisname at February 28, 2018 06:57 PM (roQNm)

357 so, today, we got the being there version of trump who just ditched his base because the last person he talked to was a democrat. sad.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 28, 2018 06:57 PM (V3U1L)

358 It takes a serious, nigh fatal, case of TDS for anyone to interpret Fox's reporting like nutball Crystal did.

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (hZ+us)

359 But uncle Palp, the yammering in California presents an opportunity to have the conversation. As a Test case.
I actually agree with you, but I'd like the country to have the discussion.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (l114u)

360 I would sure as hell rather be a SEAL than a "member of the Navy Seal community."

People who want you dead call you "members of a community."
Anybody calls you that, walk out. You're done.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (H5rtT)

361 PDT plays the left like a golden fiddle, sweetly and effortlessly.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (UdKB7)

362 Yet OUR Army Guards that border.... not ours...


Our Army is not guarding the Korean border. Our Army is there to be a tripwire so that we have victims if the Norks invade and then we have the justification to send in real Army forces. We have, I think, 30,000 men there. That's not a fighting force, it's designated victims.

I'm getting more Rand Paul as I get older. Pull everyone home. We saved the world and we let all the places rebuild themselves and that's good. It's good and we did it. We should be done.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (fuK7c)

363 Art V would just cement all of the abuses as law of the land

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (z2W2E)

364 347 My faith is with PDT right now.
If any of this 2A shit passes he's dead to me.


Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 06:55 PM (r9UYA)

Sure.

After all, anyone we elect must absolutely agree with me at every point in his or her service.

That's guaranteed by the Constitution, I think, right next to the penumbra part.



Look, nobody is going to run the country precisely the way you like. Who would be doing a better job just now? You?

Take the good with the bad. Ripping out the tares will necessitate ripping out the wheat. Stand down a bit, eh?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 06:59 PM (7UW64)

365 In FL a congressional committee (or whatever they're called at the state level) advanced a bill to ban eeeeeevil gun sales to anyone under 21.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:59 PM (6nRrz)

366
Speaking of idiots who say stupid shit that they don't even believe:

Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (9fLwh)

367 I'm very happy overall with Trump. But that doesn't mean he can't be criticized when he's wrong. What he said today was YUUUUGELY wrongly wrong.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (6nRrz)

368 so, today, we got the being there version of trump who just ditched his base because the last person he talked to was a democrat. sad.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 28, 2018 06:57 PM (V3U1L)

Yeah, what bill was that he signed today? I missed that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (SjImc)

369 Yep, 1 bad egg and everyone pays, if that thinking process only worked for 1 bad illegal

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (aC6Sd)

370
I'm getting more Rand Paul as I get older. Pull everyone home. We saved the world and we let all the places rebuild themselves and that's good. It's good and we did it. We should be done.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (fuK7c)


Sure.

Because everybody knows nothing ever changes and nobody ever challenges us or attacks anybody once we've beaten them once.

Sure.

Let's pull out of all of our strategic positions world wide so that help will only be a few months away in time of need.

That's the ticket.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (7UW64)

371 Everybody should come down off that wall before they jump and hurt themselves.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (SjImc)

372 who would have handled this better? jeb, little marco, romney, hillary? calm down jeb would have started crying and gave them everything they want.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (KP5rU)

373 Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.
Posted by: Soothsayer



If you can't check your shit better than that lady, you need to be locked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (Yu4ah)

374 Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (9fLwh)

So Babbs is a potential school shooter.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (hUqh+)

375 Bill Kristol could have been the first transgender accepted by the military but they disqualified him for being a cuck.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 07:02 PM (2DOZq)

376 362 Yet OUR Army Guards that border.... not ours...


Our Army is not guarding the Korean border. Our Army is there to be a tripwire so that we have victims if the Norks invade and then we have the justification to send in real Army forces. We have, I think, 30,000 men there. That's not a fighting force, it's designated victims.

I'm getting more Rand Paul as I get older. Pull everyone home. We saved the world and we let all the places rebuild themselves and that's good. It's good and we did it. We should be done.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (fuK7c)

The NORKS could flatten Seol with artillery.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 28, 2018 07:02 PM (dKiJG)

377 And as far as trump and 2A, ive seen him do this play over and over again with the left. They'll end up eating his dust.
Not to worry, my friends.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 07:02 PM (l114u)

378 How long to get under it?

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 07:02 PM (aC6Sd)

379 Couldn't they get a really big rubber band.
Tie it to the samples.
And slingshot thru the gap all the way to Oklahoma?

Posted by: SooperGenius at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (FhXTo)

380 "Recent assaults by tactical teams on prototypes of President Donald Trump's proposed wall with Mexico indicate their imposing heights should stop border crossers"
...............

At least we can still get the midget wrestlers by catapult?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (HgMAr)

381 'Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.'

Well golly it's a wonder all of us didn't go buttfuckin crazy during the rein of Barry the Dogeater.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (UdKB7)

382 377 And as far as trump and 2A, ive seen him do this play over and over again with the left. They'll end up eating his dust.
Not to worry, my friends.
Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 07:02 PM (l114u)



I have to admit NeverSkankles has a point.

Trump plays "chicken" with the Left, and they always fold.

But what if one day they don't? And enough RINOs join in?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (ujg0T)

383 how could a national divorce be initiated?




getting rid of 2A ought to do it. we'd be lucky if it didn't lead to a world war.

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (nFwvY)

384 366
Speaking of idiots who say stupid shit that they don't even believe:

Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (9fLwh)

So was the piece of shit who shot up Sandy Hook angry just thinking about the possibility of Trump becoming President sometime in the future?

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (ANIFC)

385 Other than an Article 5 Convention, how could a national divorce be initiated? Or even a "conversation" about a national divorce? Other than by shooting.
I may be slightly at risk in northern NH, but I'm willing to take the chance. Always have loved Texas.
Posted by: RI Red


Look up 'condominium, international, legal' on wiki.

"In international law, a condominium (plural either condominia, as in Latin, or condominiums) is a political territory (state or border area) in or over which multiple sovereign powers formally agree to share equal dominium (in the sense of sovereignty) and exercise their rights jointly, without dividing it into "national" zones."

Not saying it's workable, but it is another way.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (KXVP7)

386 So Babbs is a potential school shooter.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (hUqh+)


Well, she IS batshit crazy, check the eyes, lock her ass up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 07:04 PM (7UW64)

387
The wall samples are 30 feet wide. Why didn't the Special Forces just walk around them?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2018 06:35 PM



You know, I could imagine some nitwit at CNN or MSNBC asking that question and meaning it seriously.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 07:04 PM (EzdLW)

388 The only thing I like about that little weenie, Bill Kristol, is that he gives focus to my generalized angst over the loss of Hope Hicks photos from my news feed. Kriistol's utility is exactly that limited and base.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mourning Hope Hicks departure at February 28, 2018 07:04 PM (0Ng0w)

389 Think of how long these people pretended to be on our side, representing truce conservatives.

Wow.

More masks hitting the floor than the waning hours of Halloween....

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2018 07:04 PM (DbadI)

390
So was the piece of shit who shot up Sandy Hook angry just thinking about the possibility of Trump becoming President sometime in the future?

There were no school shootings before President Trump. None.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (9fLwh)

391 I need to replace the fence with my neighbor with one of these damn things.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

392 Trump plays "chicken" with the Left, and they always fold.

But what if one day they don't? And enough RINOs join in?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (ujg0T)

Then you choke the chicken, cook it, and go to lunch.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (SjImc)

393 376 362 Yet OUR Army Guards that border.... not ours...


Our Army is not guarding the Korean border. Our Army is there to be a tripwire so that we have victims if the Norks invade and then we have the justification to send in real Army forces. We have, I think, 30,000 men there. That's not a fighting force, it's designated victims.

I'm getting more Rand Paul as I get older. Pull everyone home. We saved the world and we let all the places rebuild themselves and that's good. It's good and we did it. We should be done.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (fuK7c)

The NORKS could flatten Seol with artillery.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 28, 2018 07:02 PM (dKiJG)

Is Seoul located in America? No. Do the citizens of South Korea hate us? Yes.

Don't fucking care. Their problem not ours.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (96C7R)

394 374 Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (9fLwh)

So Babbs is a potential school shooter.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (hUqh+)

So nobody is personally responsible for anything?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (nBr1j)

395 Well golly it's a wonder all of us didn't go buttfuckin crazy during the rein of Barry the Dogeater.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (UdKB7)

We did.

Ergo: Johnny Weir, and the rest of the buttfuckers on display 24/7/365.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (7UW64)

396 If only the French had these plans in 1936, we could all be called worse than Mussolini.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (e1mEI)

397 The NORKS could flatten Seol with artillery.


The Norks will flatten Seoul with artillery. It's aimed, it's hardened, it will go bang. There's something like 250,000 dead in South Korea the minute shooting starts.

Artillery is low tech, it's just big guns. That stuff works forever with a little maintenance.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 07:06 PM (fuK7c)

398 382 377 And as far as trump and 2A, ive seen him do this play over and over again with the left. They'll end up eating his dust.
Not to worry, my friends.
Posted by: RI Red - well-red at February 28, 2018 07:02 PM (l114u)


I have to admit NeverSkankles has a point.

Trump plays "chicken" with the Left, and they always fold.

But what if one day they don't? And enough RINOs join in?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (ujg0T)

I really don't want to play 'what if' and I suspect you don't either. But...the man outmanuvered the entire GOP field in 2016.

I doubt manhandling the GOPe would be all that hard.

WE are his constituency, not the GOPe.

Send him an email, let him know you're worried, then go buy ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:06 PM (xJa6I)

399
So nobody is personally responsible for anything?

Trump.
Trump is responsible for everything. Everything bad, that is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (9fLwh)

400 Doing a quick running tally of pro- and con- comments, it seems that the majority of the commenters here are of the Kristol "BOOOO" persuasion.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (wPiJc)

401 Is Seoul located in America? No. Do the citizens of South Korea hate us? Yes.

Don't fucking care. Their problem not ours.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (96C7R)

And when China chokes off all the trading lanes and coops Japan, it is then our problem? Or do we wait till they land in LA ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (SjImc)

402 If Trump caves on some gun control demands I won't like it a bit and my personal dislike of Trump will be confirmed but I will still vote for him over any Democrat I can think of. At this point it's just about slowing down our destruction.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

403 The wall samples are 30 feet wide. Why didn't the Special Forces just walk around them?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
________

You reminded me of a "Meanwhile in Russia" video. Some drunk guy tried for several minutes to climb over a fence and finally gave up (or passed out) a few feet from the end of the thing.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (y+SdL)

404 Trump plays "chicken" with the Left, and they always fold.

But what if one day they don't? And enough RINOs join in?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (ujg0T)

President Trump hasn't been afraid to say no yet.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (hUqh+)

405 348 -Honestly I think Trump doesn't care one way or the
other about guns. So in the moment, he'll say to Manchin, hey yeah let's
do the gun ban thing with Diane. And then 5 minutes later he'll say 2A
is the most important thing in the world.



Notice he never once asked Diane Feinstein's opinion on taxes.
That's because he was committed to lower taxes and didn't give a fuck
what any leftist had to say on the matter.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:55 PM (6nRrz)
That's one of the things about him that has always concerned me. He would say things like "I will be the greatest on guns" or "I love guns and carry all the time" etc. You never heard the real Constitutional underpinings of the 2a. Just like you never heard much about conservative thought through the ages. I am not trying to pick on President Trump here because he has done a lot of things right. But that was always a concern to movement conservatives.
I was never a fan of Mike Huckabee even though he liked guns. In the end he was a statist who happened to like guns. He would gladly go statist on other things he did not like. That is the problem with non movement conservatives, you never know when the wind will blow them off their views.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (n13/j)

406 >>Send him an email, let him know you're worried, then go buy ammo.

Sage advice.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA)

407 374 Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:00 PM (9fLwh)

-------------

this is masterbatory lefty projection speak. It's like CNN bragging about ratings when they're only viewed by sad travelers in airports. We cons have to learn that these words are merely cries for help.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 28, 2018 07:08 PM (V3U1L)

408 when i was by nellis afb all the planes were sporting new camo paint. it was not desert. make of that what you will.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 07:08 PM (KP5rU)

409 As long as our Southern Border is wide ope, the invasion continues, the black markets thrive destroying our society at home, and Mexico continues to be one of the most dangerous and corrupt places to live on this planet.... I have zero fucks to give and want zero resources going to fix other countries problems.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:09 PM (96C7R)

410 Our Army is not guarding the Korean border. Our Army is there to be a tripwire so that we have victims if the Norks invade and then we have the justification to send in real Army forces. We have, I think, 30,000 men there. That's not a fighting force, it's designated victims.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 06:58 PM (fuK7c)

I have a friend who was stationed there in the 90's with the airborne, adn he related a story of being all loaded out and ready to get in the plane. In the debrief they were told to expect waves of civilians with sticks and pitchforks, and that if they managed to survive that and still have ammo left, then the army would come.

He was mentally preparing to die on the end of a bamboo spear.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2018 07:09 PM (yL25O)

411
'Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry'


She cloned her dog - twice - so be sure to factor that into how muchweight you give her opinion.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 28, 2018 07:09 PM (pNxlR)

412 399
So nobody is personally responsible for anything?

Trump.
Trump is responsible for everything. Everything bad, that is.
Posted by: Soothsaye

yeah, basically legacy americans cause everyone else to go stabby, boomy, shooty, stealy, truancy, get fat or die of starvation.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 28, 2018 07:09 PM (V3U1L)

413 when i was by nellis afb all the planes were sporting new camo paint. it was not desert. make of that what you will.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 07:08 PM (KP5rU)

It's no secret the whole Military is focused on the Pacific Rim. All our training and planning is focused there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (SjImc)

414 This was when the North was making one of their shows of force and it looked like they were really going to come this time.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (yL25O)

415 >>Doing a quick running tally of pro- and con- comments, it seems that the majority of the commenters here are of the Kristol "BOOOO" persuasion.

golf clap

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (/tuJf)

416 And when China chokes off all the trading lanes and coops Japan, it is then our problem? Or do we wait till they land in LA ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (SjImc)

North Korea and Taiwan. You don't have one without the other.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (hUqh+)

417 402 If Trump caves on some gun control demands I won't
like it a bit and my personal dislike of Trump will be confirmed but I
will still vote for him over any Democrat I can think of. At this point
it's just about slowing down our destruction.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
Sad but true. It shows the real problem, we have lost the cultural war, We have ceded academia, corporate America, and media to the left. There is where the real battle lies if we don't want to only "slow down our destruction".

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (n13/j)

418 Trump plays "chicken" with the Left, and they always fold.

But what if one day they don't? And enough RINOs join in?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 07:03 PM (ujg0T)

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones
Pound salt.

I'm very much tired of this *stuff* hanging over my head and the daily arguments. Settle it, one way or the other, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (roQNm)

419 I want to go on record as being very much on the "pro" side of our engineers who help design stuff for protecting our troops and troop housing being able to design stuff that our badass guys can't infiltrate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 28, 2018 07:11 PM (ks6bw)

420 401 Is Seoul located in America? No. Do the citizens of South Korea hate us? Yes.

Don't fucking care. Their problem not ours.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (96C7R)

And when China chokes off all the trading lanes and coops Japan, it is then our problem? Or do we wait till they land in LA ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (SjImc)

Exactly, if possible, fight your enemy where you don't have to worry about breaking your own stuff.

There's a reason we have bases outside of the Continental US

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:11 PM (xJa6I)

421 403 The wall samples are 30 feet wide. Why didn't the Special Forces just walk around them?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

....

They know the laser beams come out the sides.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (yL25O)

422
'Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry.'


She's still pissed off at Trump f or making her fat.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (lKyWE)

423 370
Let's pull out of all of our strategic positions world wide so that help will only be a few months away in time of need.

That's the ticket.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 07:01 PM (7UW64)


True, but looking at it from another angle, I'd prefer our military guarding our border at home because when the SHTF we will need them close at hand to oppose the weaponized Federal alphabet agencies, who are *not* our friends. I don't want the military scattered all over the world in that case.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

424
Hasta la bye-bye, sock!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (pNxlR)

425 417 402 If Trump caves on some gun control demands I won't
like it a bit and my personal dislike of Trump will be confirmed but I
will still vote for him over any Democrat I can think of. At this point
it's just about slowing down our destruction.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
Sad but true. It shows the real problem, we have lost the cultural war, We have ceded academia, corporate America, and media to the left. There is where the real battle lies if we don't want to only "slow down our destruction".
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (n13/j)

If that's true, then how did Trump become President?

The culture war isn't over until we're dead and childless. Not for me, it's not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (xJa6I)

426 I don't think the nork soldiers will fight...some will most will surrender to the good life. They are only there for the food.

Posted by: E.T. at February 28, 2018 07:13 PM (nzKWW)

427 413; i didn't know that at the time. but, i kind of figured that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 07:13 PM (KP5rU)

428 A divorce is an extra constitutional matter. It won't happen by law.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, ... at February 28, 2018 06:53 PM (5rzBU)

Glen Reynolds the Lawyer, a.k.a. instapundit has a scholarly article posted about a peaceful dissolution of the United States. I didn't understand a word of it.
Posted by: Admiral Whatshisname

--
Article IV, Section 4
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.


Since the federal government is in default via some states having extra-judicial favor, the contract to remain "united" is hereby null & void.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 07:13 PM (Yu4ah)

429 417 & 418.

Two more votes for 'physical removal.' Whoda thunk it, even a few years ago, that reasonable and decent Americans would look at the situation and say, 'Ya know, maybe Pinochet had a point'? Overton Window ripped outta the wall and thrown through the neighbor's picture window.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 07:13 PM (fA1SL)

430 The culture war isn't over until we're dead and childless. Not for me, it's not.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (xJa6I)

This.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 07:14 PM (kgTp0)

431 'It's no secret the whole Military is focused on the Pacific Rim'

Oh yea that reminds me I heard PR2 is coming out. That's the first movie I've cared about seeing in quite a while.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

432 Power Line has a new artical up once the Democrats are losing on guns. You need to see the short video clip of some idiot at a indoor range.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 07:14 PM (aC6Sd)

433
BTW. Katie has nice elbows.
Posted by: Marcus T

Katie has nice everything.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2018 06:38 PM



I'd volunteer to try to breach Katie Pavlich, or even a Katie Pavlich prototype. Phrasing?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 07:14 PM (EzdLW)

434 In the debrief they were told to expect waves of civilians with sticks and pitchforks, and that if they managed to survive that and still have ammo left, then the army would come.


The ones who are starving? I can't help but think it might go like the Gulf War, when that one jeep driver had a whole company (or was it even a battalion?) of hungry and thirsty Iraqis surrendering to him.

But I could see the Nork artillery opening up and flattening Seoul, followed by massive US and SK airstrikes in retaliation? Smart military people, fill this civilian in on how it might go down.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 28, 2018 07:14 PM (ujg0T)

435 Let's pull out of all of our strategic positions world wide so that help will only be a few months away in time of need.

That's the ticket.

+++

Empire's crumbling. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM (z2W2E)

436 Let's see if Parkland students can breach the wall.

I'll bet that Sinead Gonzales could throw David Hall over it, and he'd clear the top by three feet.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM (5OEn4)

437 Seriously.
I love all y'all but are we a horde of morons or a horde of chickens that gets spooked every time a shadow goes by?

We shouldn't be the ones fearful and skittish. We should be making everyone else fearful and skittish.

Be strong, be hard, be ornery.

Don't be afraid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM (xJa6I)

438 I would think that pulling our troops out of the DMZ would do more to scare the NorKs than anything else we could do.

Pull them out and scuttle our ship the USS Pueblo. Wait for the phone to ring.

As long as we have potential for losses they probably assume everything is a bluff. Back off to a safe blast distance? Hello.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2018 07:16 PM (yL25O)

439 425
417 402 If Trump caves on some gun control demands I won't

like it a bit and my personal dislike of Trump will be confirmed but I

will still vote for him over any Democrat I can think of. At this point

it's just about slowing down our destruction.



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

Sad but true. It shows the real problem, we have lost the cultural
war, We have ceded academia, corporate America, and media to the left.
There is where the real battle lies if we don't want to only "slow down
our destruction".

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:10 PM (n13/j)



If that's true, then how did Trump become President?



The culture war isn't over until we're dead and childless. Not for me, it's not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (xJa6I) Well I don't want to sound so negative. He did win, but I worry. No doubt the media is doing its best to cause us to worry. I just wish we would no longer cede academia, media, and corporate America, why given them the advantage? All is not lost, and I am not saying it is. But we must remain vigilant.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:16 PM (n13/j)

440 Sessions responds to Trump ... claims as long as he is AG he will continue to discharge his duties with integrity and honor.

But he recused for lame reasons, and sits on the sidelines and observes Rosenstein/Mueller go over a year probing every orifice in their "no crime but we'll fabricate one, don't you worry" witch hunt ...

going back decades to find or manufacture process crimes, on totally unrelated matters, using a fully biased team with a terrible record ... a team known for prosecutorial abuses. They hope one day they can force some victim to tell scripted lies, to save their own children (As thug Mueller is happy to threaten Trump kids and Flynn's son) ...

Where is there any honor or integrity in that?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2018 07:16 PM (bT8Z4)

441 Be strong, be hard, be ornery.

Don't be afraid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM (xJa6I)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:16 PM (SjImc)

442 401 Is Seoul located in America? No. Do the citizens of South Korea hate us? Yes.

Don't fucking care. Their problem not ours.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:05 PM (96C7R)

And when China chokes off all the trading lanes and coops Japan, it is then our problem? Or do we wait till they land in LA ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:07 PM (SjImc)

China's economy is in terrible shape. Internally they are a mess as well. It's not in their interest to behave this way. They would be punished by allowing South Korea and Taiwan to be attacked and seized by the international community, who they do business with.

Also they have a terrible navy. No way they sail over to the coats of Cali without getting blasted out of the ocean.

Also, they would invite a real attack/response from India on their border which is the most tense spot in the world right now.

So believing in 1990's hypotheticals in 2018 is not sound.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:17 PM (96C7R)

443 Let's pull out of all of our strategic positions world wide so that help will only be a few months away in time of need.

That's the ticket.

We don't need to pull out of all of them, but we can certainly pull out of quite a few of them.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:17 PM (/H4iN)

444 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:18 PM (SjImc)

445 I'm getting more Rand Paul as I get older. Pull everyone home. We saved the world and we let all the places rebuild themselves and that's good. It's good and we did it. We should be done.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


In theory, I'm there. In practice, that needed doing 50 years ago, when these places might not have totally gutted their defenses in favor of ever-enlarging welfare states and booming colonies of foreign nations within their own borders.

I don't have a better answer. The good answers are no longer in our reach. It's nothing but bad options now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at February 28, 2018 07:18 PM (AM1GF)

446 You need to see the short video clip of some idiot at a indoor range.
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 07:14 PM (aC6Sd)

...

He learned at the Barack H Obama school of gun handling for men who like handling guns.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2018 07:18 PM (yL25O)

447 I saw A Horde Of Chickens open for A Flock Of Seagulls at the San Diego Zoo in '83.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 07:18 PM (EzdLW)

448 Mist, stained blue dress memories...of the way we were.

Posted by: Babs at February 28, 2018 07:18 PM (Tyii7)

449 They weren't just climbing. They used jack-hammers, blow-torches, etc.

Of course, any wall must be accompanied by real interior enforcement.

And a real president.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2018 07:18 PM (Ndje9)

450 AH BREACHD YER WALL , TRUMPENWAFFLES

Posted by: Duh Hogg at February 28, 2018 07:19 PM (x25VP)

451 437, 441 Be strong, be hard, be ornery.



Don't be afraid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM (xJa6I)



Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:16 PM (SjImc)
"Never, never, never quit!" Winston Churchill

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:19 PM (n13/j)

452 David Hogg has a nice, tight package.



Don't you agree?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 07:19 PM (x25VP)

453 Last time we pulled out of Afghanistan and let the Taliban take over it didn't work out that well in NYC, PA or DC.

We do have an interest in what happens in other parts of the world even if they aren't always obvious.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

454 Apropos of nothing, I saw the CEO of Dicks on the news saying that they expect their actions today to cost the company lost of money. *boggle*

Don't these guys have lawyers? Didn't he just elocute that he was deliberately failing his fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders? If the stock price drops, I think any shareholders will have a slam dunk case for damages against Dicks and Ed Stack personally.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

455 True, but looking at it from another angle, I'd prefer our military guarding our border at home because when the SHTF we will need them close at hand to oppose the weaponized Federal alphabet agencies, who are *not* our friends. I don't want the military scattered all over the world in that case.
Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2018 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

It's not in the world's interest to go boom. We all trade with each other. This is not the 1990's.

We are not pussies or chickens for bringing most of our troops home and defending our own citizens and borders while calling on the other prosperous countries we defend to stop free riding and defend their own countries,

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:20 PM (96C7R)

456 Same shit, Different year and post.

It is often cheaper and certainly more efficient to have forward operating bases.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:20 PM (SjImc)

457
We shouldn't be the ones fearful and skittish. We should be making everyone else fearful and skittish.

Be strong, be hard, be ornery.

Don't be afraid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM



That was almost Mattis-esque. *claps*

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 07:20 PM (EzdLW)

458 442. War in Korea means PRC is over-run at Jilin Province by millions of starving, heavily armed people. This province also borders Russia, btw. They know this. They've known it for years. And they fear it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 07:21 PM (fA1SL)

459 I don't have a better answer. The good answers are no longer in our reach. It's nothing but bad options now.


Yeah. Can I sit next to you. Wanna beer"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 07:21 PM (fuK7c)

460 453 Last time we pulled out of Afghanistan and let the Taliban take over it didn't work out that well in NYC, PA or DC.

We do have an interest in what happens in other parts of the world even if they aren't always obvious.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudis. The Saudis were just as complicit and yet we didn't touch them. Why?

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:21 PM (96C7R)

461 I shall cling to my office with honor and integrity.

Posted by: Jeff ZZZessions at February 28, 2018 07:22 PM (6OUNd)

462 So let me see if I get this straight:

Out of all of the people in the Senate, Trump asks JOE MANCHIN about putting in a gun grab in a bill.

JOE MANCHIN. Probably the most vulnerable senator around. A senator Pence recently complained about with the tax bill and some other stuff. That's the guy Trump says this to, and he does it with great visibility.

LOL.

I'll bet Manchin walked out of there with a full load in his pants.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 07:22 PM (4ErVI)

463 Be strong, be hard, be ornery.



Never fight fair.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 07:22 PM (Yu4ah)

464 Last time we pulled out of Afghanistan and let the Taliban take over it didn't work out that well in NYC, PA or DC.

We do have an interest in what happens in other parts of the world even if they aren't always obvious.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

Um, yeah, kinda hard to pull out when you weren't there to begin with.

We don't need to be sitting there to be able to blow them to kingdom come.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:22 PM (/H4iN)

465 CEO of Dicks. What an appropriate title.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 07:22 PM (EzdLW)

466 460: ask somebody in the bush royal family.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2018 07:23 PM (KP5rU)

467 Maybe Bill can get an interview lined up on Australian TV. It worked great for Michael Wolff. His book took down the Trump presidency!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2018 07:23 PM (2NqXo)

468 1. OMG! Trump is going to sell us out!
2. ...
3. Conservative win.

Rinse, repeat.

Look, I was originally a Cruz guy but came over after Trump won the nomination. He has been performing well beyond my expectations. Not worried he'll sell his base out.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:23 PM (hUqh+)

469 Apropos of nothing, I saw the CEO of Dicks on the news saying that they expect their actions today to cost the company lost of money. *boggle*

Don't these guys have lawyers? Didn't he just elocute that he was deliberately failing his fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders? If the stock price drops, I think any shareholders will have a slam dunk case for damages against Dicks and Ed Stack personally.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Rules are for little people.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 07:23 PM (Yu4ah)

470 Babs cloned her doggeh.


'I can eat the same dog three times!'

Posted by: TFG at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (GWhuG)

471 Declaring victory and bring troops home to defend the border and homeland is not quitting. It's quitting not to defend your country's own border and protect your own citizens.

We are not the World Police. The world will not fall apart if we protect our homeland.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (96C7R)

472 My opinion on Dicks. These guys sell just enough guns so that when it is politically expedient, they can go on the air proclaim their not going to sell gun anymore.

They already did not sell handguns and AR type weapons, before this brouhaha. They already went SJW and stopped selling evil guns. BTW, who buys guns at Dicks? You would probably get better firearm advice at a Jiffy Lube or Baskin Robbins.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (n13/j)

473 Out of all of the people in the Senate, Trump asks JOE MANCHIN about putting in a gun grab in a bill.
...


I have no doubt that he is playing Joe like a Stradivarius.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (x25VP)

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (n13/j)

475 462
LOL.

I'll bet Manchin walked out of there with a full load in his pants.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 07:22 PM (4ErVI)


Yep, this isn't Trump's first rodeo.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

476
The Saudis were just as complicit and yet we didn't touch them. Why?
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:21 PM



Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: GHWBush at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (EzdLW)

477 Honor and integrity prevent me from leaving this office, except on a stretcher.

Posted by: Jeff ZZZessions at February 28, 2018 07:25 PM (6OUNd)

478 Isolationism now, Isolationism forever! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:25 PM (SjImc)

479 Smart military blog, my foot!

My military medical training held that when faced with a difficult breech situation you should revert to Caesarean tactics.

!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:25 PM (wPiJc)

480 219 That's where the sharks with lasers will be.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2018 06:25 PM (6nRrz)

++++
Remember when Hurricane Katrina hit NOLA, there were reports that super secret U.S. Navy trained porpoises or killer whales or some shit had been accidentally released. And they carried poison darts or lasers or some kind of terrible weapons. Am I remembering correctly?

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 07:25 PM (2sCft)

481 Saudi Arabia attacks on 9/11. We invade literally every other country North Africa and ME but Saudi Arabia since then.

Really nogs the noggin.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:26 PM (96C7R)

482 >>Um, yeah, kinda hard to pull out when you weren't there to begin with.

>>We don't need to be sitting there to be able to blow them to kingdom come.


Just assloads of our money and weapons.

The point is pretending that if we leave the Taliban won't allow Islamic terrorists to once again use it as a safe haven is silly. That's what they do.

They haven't lost their desire to keep on attacking us and they have no problem saying so. We are going to fight them either here or there.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:26 PM (/tuJf)

483 Apropos of nothing, I saw the CEO of Dicks on the news saying that they expect their actions today to cost the company lost of money. *boggle*

Don't these guys have lawyers? Didn't he just elocute that he was deliberately failing his fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders? If the stock price drops, I think any shareholders will have a slam dunk case for damages against Dicks and Ed Stack personally.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Rules are for little people.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 07:23 PM (Yu4ah)

He lied.

They're losing money selling guns. Now they'll lose less money. But hopefully they can get boycotted into bankruptcy.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:26 PM (/H4iN)

484 Art V would just cement all of the abuses as law of the land

Why in a post about a (pulling your dress over your head and screaming)-con are we now discussing how bad some of us are at math or consequences.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
List_of_United_States_state_legislatures

32 > 14

AR-15 > phone and pen

Posted by: SooperGenius at February 28, 2018 07:27 PM (FhXTo)

485 Last time we pulled out of Afghanistan and let the Taliban take over it didn't work out that well in NYC, PA or DC.


There's a reason that generals are always accused of fighting the last war.

Yes, we let Afghanistan fester and it grew Al Queda and they did bad things to us. Bad things are festering in Yemen and Sudan and Eritrea and Borneo.

I have boys of military age. They're not military types. Others have boys who are, and some of those boys die in Afghanistan. It's been seventeen years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 07:27 PM (fuK7c)

486 Caesarean tactics

They make a wonderful salad.

Posted by: Babs at February 28, 2018 07:27 PM (Tyii7)

487 Out of all of the people in the Senate, Trump asks JOE MANCHIN about putting in a gun grab in a bill.
...

If you know your enemy and know yourself, you will not fear the result of a hundred battles

PDT has read Sun Tzu

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 07:27 PM (pzA2L)

488 Babs cloned her doggeh.


******


Nah, the vet just cremated the original pooch and replaced it with a pound puppy each time. She never knew the difference.

We did that with my daughter's goldfish when she was seven.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:27 PM (wPiJc)

489 483 Apropos of nothing, I saw the CEO of Dicks on the news saying that they expect their actions today to cost the company lost of money. *boggle*

Don't these guys have lawyers? Didn't he just elocute that he was deliberately failing his fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders? If the stock price drops, I think any shareholders will have a slam dunk case for damages against Dicks and Ed Stack personally.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Rules are for little people.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 07:23 PM (Yu4ah)
+++
There's a reason Dicks is in their name.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (2sCft)

490 Art of the DEAL
...

I trust this. It's American.

Posted by: skip intro at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (x25VP)

491 Out of all of the people in the Senate, Trump asks JOE MANCHIN about putting in a gun grab in a bill.

Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (SjImc)

492 I don't know nothin' about anything else, but that chick in the video is wearing some freaky doll makeup.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (Pz4pT)

493 They haven't lost their desire to keep on attacking us and they have no problem saying so. We are going to fight them either here or there.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:26 PM (/tuJf)

I don't agree with the "there or here" crap anymore. They've had years to come here and do something. They haven't. That line don't fly anymore.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (/H4iN)

494
Nah, the vet just cremated the original pooch and replaced it with a pound puppy each time. She never knew the difference.


Exactly!

Cloned her dogs, my ass.
Like she'd know.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (9fLwh)

495 *throws BOD's over wall*

I could scale that wall!

Posted by: Billy Kristol at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (70cRb)

496 We've lost just like with DACA!!!
The French are right again.

Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at February 28, 2018 07:29 PM (ewxPW)

497 >>I have boys of military age. They're not military types. Others have boys who are, and some of those boys die in Afghanistan. It's been seventeen years.

No sane person wants war, any war. But there are a lot of insane people out there who do want war with the US. We don't always get to choose.

Ok, bring them home and let it become a breeding ground for terrorists like it always does. Then what?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:29 PM (/tuJf)

498 Out of all of the people in the Senate, Trump asks JOE MANCHIN about putting in a gun grab in a bill.
--

My first instinct was that Trump was baiting the democrats. Now that y'all have explained it to me, I understand my feelings a bit better.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2018 07:30 PM (roQNm)

499 I don't agree with the "there or here" crap anymore. They've had years to come here and do something. They haven't. That line don't fly anymore.
Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (/H4iN)

???

They are flooding America with muslims. And they have the long view of history. They are not in a hurry. And their pals are developing weapons of mass destruction back home. They have patience, we don't. Their coming.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:30 PM (SjImc)

500 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM (xJa6I)

I'm a realistic optimist . I am anything but skittish. I remember when abortion was against the law , when prayer was allowed in school, when saying the pledge of allegiance wasn't a possible lawsuit , when marriage was between a man and a woman and when transgenders were not part of our military.

I don't think I'm being a chicken little. Only realistic and ready to fight to keep what morals and semblance of the country I was knew for as long as I can.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 07:30 PM (2DOZq)

501 How is protecting your own borders and own citizens withdrawing most of the troops Isolationism? We are not cutting off trade. Protecting your own borders and own citizens and our internal society is isolationism?!?!

This is insane. We have been at war for 17 years. Let's not forget 1991 Iraq and the middle 90's Slavic countries as well. America is not well. Spending resources on other countries shit while ignoring our own country is a losing position and will be the death of America.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:30 PM (96C7R)

502 Be strong, be hard, be ornery.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 28, 2018 07:15 PM


Go on...

Posted by: Papal Prunes and Prisms at February 28, 2018 07:30 PM (m3ADu)

503 Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 07:30 PM (ANIFC)

504 ... It's not in their interest to behave this way...

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:17 PM (96C7R)

They'll be the judge of that. You are practically channeling the Obama approach.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:30 PM (hUqh+)

505 499. The answer is RK. Always.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (fA1SL)

506 They already went SJW and stopped selling evil guns. BTW, who buys guns at Dicks? You would probably get better firearm advice at a Jiffy Lube or Baskin Robbins.
Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:24 PM (n13/j)

...

Don't they also have their own brand of guns?

Do they sell national brands?

I obviously never even shop Dicks for guns.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (yL25O)

507
btw, PETA is pissed at Barb Streisand for "cloning" her dog.

Not just peta, tho. Every Reasonable & Sane person is miffed at Streisand's petty inhumanity, er, indoggyity.

She could have RESCUED a dog in need of a home.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (9fLwh)

508
Ok, bring them home and let it become a breeding ground for terrorists like it always does. Then what?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:29 PM (/tuJf)

Are you actually saying it's not a breeding ground while we're there??? Really???

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (/H4iN)

509 It's a good thing we have infinite resources.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (IqV8l)

510 >> don't agree with the "there or here" crap anymore. They've had years to come here and do something. They haven't. That line don't fly anymore.

Because we are there. Seems to be flying pretty good to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

511 >>>Let's denigrate our military for the sake of promoting Trump's WALL.

TIL testing proposed US Static border defense technology is "denigrating".

I wonder what he would have said had they been able to breach the test walls. That the task was clearly beneath them so the results don't matter? Are we saying protecting the US border from incursion is no longer of even the slightest interest to our armed forces? That actual security of the US from foreign incursion is beneath our armed forces interest? The mentality boggles the mind.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (BJIMy)

512 I gather Oprah is now saying she is waiting on word from God as to whether or not she should run for president.

Has Joy Behar called her insane?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (nBr1j)

513 Why in a post about a (pulling your dress over your head and screaming)-con are we now discussing how bad some of us are at math or consequences.

+++

Historical ignorance. Also, you need another look at the proposed amendments, per Levin anyway. Think critically.

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 07:32 PM (z2W2E)

514

It Takes A Special Kind of Asswipe...

It takes a special kind of asswipe to "clone" their dog.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 28, 2018 07:32 PM (9fLwh)

515 Dick's went into panic mode when it was made public that they had sold a gun to the shooter, even though it wasn't the one used. They don't want to get sued by the parents of the victims, who will include anyone/everyone in their lawsuits, arguing Dick's is part of the problem. That's all it is. CYA while bloviating about your high-minded principles and deep love for the chirrens of America.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2018 07:32 PM (2NqXo)

516 Here honey! Just like Mummy and I promised, Goldie's back, as good as new. We...er...we...um ...we had him cloned, yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:33 PM (wPiJc)

517 Phones dying.

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 07:33 PM (z2W2E)

518
Don't they also have their own brand of guns?

They will no longer sell semiautomatic Dicks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 07:33 PM (IqV8l)

519 Jesus H. Christ. You really believe that a bunch of cave dwelling people from the Stone Age pulled off 9/11 instead of Saudi Arabia, who is proven to have done so by the way? After 17 years to think about it? Really?

Wew.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:33 PM (96C7R)

520 I don't agree with the "there or here" crap anymore. They've had years to come here and do something. They haven't. That line don't fly anymore.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:28 PM (/H4iN)

Um...yeah about that...we've been there.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 28, 2018 07:33 PM (hUqh+)

521 I think Charles Lindbergh has a new nic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (SjImc)

522 The world is so full of mean, ugly and stupid, I think God was really taking care of my wife in getting her out of here.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (nBr1j)

523 Billy boy sips him some penis. That is all

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (0OmEj)

524 485
I have boys of military age. They're not military types. Others have boys who are, and some of those boys die in Afghanistan. It's been seventeen years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 07:27 PM (fuK7c)


Seventeen years is fucking insane. If we're going to go to war, we should level the place and dictate peace terms. Like we did to Germany and Japan.

Open-ended "limited" wars are recipes for failure. The public has a short attention span, and the next administration can reverse policy and throw away the gains, like Obama with Iraq. This is also very cruel to our servicemen who fought and sacrificed. For what?

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

525 At the rate Merkel and the EU let the jihadists in to Europe, and give them welfare, we may have to fight them in Europe. They are something like 75% fighting age men that will never fit in, maybe never work.

But CAIR and others are getting plenty of them in here as well. I'd rather stay the superpower, but how that gets funded, and how much policing we do ... that should change.

The massive debts will have to be addressed at some point ... DC mafia has to be taken out, then answers would be easier.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (bT8Z4)

526
Compare and contrast: Red Guards from the Cultural Revolution -

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycpqjys8

- and the "grievers" from the previous thread.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (pNxlR)

527 Ok, bring them home and let it become a breeding ground for terrorists like it always does. Then what?


So, Yemen. Eritrea. Uganda. The Phillipines. Borneo. Iraq. Kuwait.

How many places do we put American boys in to die sometimes to maybe prevent bad things coming back to us?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (fuK7c)

528 To win a war with the NORKS, all we need do is hang freshly cooked medium rare steaks every ten yards. The NORK soldiers will kill themselves running through the minefields toward the food. Voila! War over.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mourning Hope Hicks departure at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (0Ng0w)

529 I've .. seen .. things you people wouldn't believe ...

Posted by: Bigbys Phone at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

530 The troops have to be stationed somewhere. It makes sense to have them abroad is a type of picket/veddette or lp/op in modern terms. That does not mean we should have men dying for those who wont fight for themselves or pay their own way.

I think Trump has been very good on foreign policy. Not perfect of course but way better than Bush or Obama.

Posted by: quint at February 28, 2018 07:35 PM (n13/j)

531 Dad, the goldfish doesn't taste like it used to.

Posted by: Little Susie at February 28, 2018 07:35 PM (Tyii7)

532 don't agree with the "there or here" crap anymore. They've had years to come here and do something. They haven't. That line don't fly anymore.

Because we are there. Seems to be flying pretty good to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

And because we're there, they're to busy to come here. Ok.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:35 PM (/H4iN)

533 I gather Oprah is now saying she is waiting on word from God as to whether or not she should run for president.

*****

Dear Oprah-

If I had wanted you to run, I would have given you a different body type.

Respectfully,

God

Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:35 PM (wPiJc)

534
Not just peta, tho. Every Reasonable & Sane person is miffed at Streisand's petty inhumanity, er, indoggyity.

Oh, the doggyity!

Posted by: Herb Morrison at February 28, 2018 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

535 Oh no! Sabo is getting Hollywood angry at us now too!

Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at February 28, 2018 07:35 PM (ewxPW)

536 Seriously.

Trump is a fucking American male.

He HAS to achieve a majority in Congress in order to get IMPORTANT shit DONE.

Bitchtarded Dems with Daddy issues are primo targets.

Posted by: skip intro at February 28, 2018 07:36 PM (x25VP)

537 They don't hate us because we are there, they hate us because we are infidels and not muslims.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2018 07:36 PM (SjImc)

538 533 I gather Oprah is now saying she is waiting on word from God as to whether or not she should run for president.

*****

Dear Oprah-

If I had wanted you to run, I would have given you a different body type.

Respectfully,

God
Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:35 PM (wPiJc)

Now waddling for president is still a possibility.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 07:36 PM (nBr1j)

539 don't agree with the "there or here" crap anymore. They've had years to come here and do something. They haven't. That line don't fly anymore.

Because we are there. Seems to be flying pretty good to me.
Posted by: JackSt

We aren't in Saudi Arabia JackStraw. We are in every other country fighting on the rebels and ISIS side while refugees pour in our open border at home completely changing the culture and demographics which will cause a change in leadership at home...... Which is the purpose and endgame of a war.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:36 PM (96C7R)

540 Nood - pyrotechnic depiliation

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

541
Poor Bill, he used to be somebody.


Now he's reduced to a pseudo-Republican Pomeranian, circling and yipping shrilly, nipping at President Trump's ankles

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 28, 2018 07:36 PM (T09ml)

542 Muldoon's daughter: "Daddy, why is Goldie floating belly up in the toilet?"

Muldoon: "Dammit, I meant to fix that flapper!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:37 PM (wPiJc)

543 Missus Muldoon: "Try jiggling the handle, dear!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 28, 2018 07:37 PM (wPiJc)

544 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2018 07:37 PM (ANIFC)

545 Trump gun-grabbing nood

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 28, 2018 07:38 PM (fqHZs)

546 I gather Oprah is now saying she is waiting on word from God as to whether or not she should run for president.

One of the big reasons this country is so fucked up is that friggin cow.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 28, 2018 07:38 PM (O5Q3r)

547 Saudi Arabia attacks on 9/11.

Some Saudi's picked by OBL <> the Saudis.
Your welcome to ask the Iraqi fly population how many of the most needed killing variety of Saudi made their way under M1A1's.


Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2018 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

548
537 They don't hate us because we are there, they hate us because we are infidels and not muslims.
Posted by: N

So we should build walls at home, put military on the borders and close them, halt all immigration. and deport illegals. The purpose of a war is to change the leadership and demographics... What do you think is happening here at home?

Zero reason to be there. All the reasons to be here at home.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:39 PM (96C7R)

549 At the rate Merkel and the EU let the jihadists in to Europe, and give them welfare, we may have to fight them in Europe. They are something like 75% fighting age men that will never fit in, maybe never work.

But CAIR and others are getting plenty of them in here as well. I'd rather stay the superpower, but how that gets funded, and how much policing we do ... that should change.

The massive debts will have to be addressed at some point ... DC mafia has to be taken out, then answers would be easier.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (bT8Z4)

Complete withdrawal from western Europe. Stick with the eastern Europeans who appreciate us. Let the Muslims ruin the rest.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 28, 2018 07:39 PM (/H4iN)

550 Where we leave , Russia or China will eventually take our place. I'm just guessing that won't be good for us in the long run but who knows.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

551 I saw Semiautomatic Dicks open for the Sex Pistols back in '77. At least I think I did.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2018 07:39 PM (UdKB7)

552 Seventeen years is fucking insane. If we're going to go to war, we should level the place and dictate peace terms. Like we did to Germany and Japan.


If we go in, we end them.
If we have to go back a second time,
we annex territory.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 07:40 PM (Yu4ah)

553 547 Saudi Arabia attacks on 9/11.

Some Saudi's picked by OBL the Saudis.
Your welcome to ask the Iraqi fly population how many of the most needed killing variety of Saudi made their way under M1A1's.


Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2018 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

The Saudi K___dom knew about it in advance and helped to fund it.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 07:40 PM (96C7R)

554 522 The world is so full of mean, ugly and stupid, I think God was really taking care of my wife in getting her out of here.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 28, 2018 07:34 PM (nBr1j)

++++
Hope you are doing well, Northernlurker. Your comments are touching.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 07:41 PM (2sCft)

555 China has a choice between that starving clusterfuck, NK or American business. Who goes under the bus?

Posted by: dartist at February 28, 2018 07:42 PM (nisXv)

556 'Barbara Streisand says President Trump is to blame for Nikolas Cruz shooting up the school because Trump makes everyone so angry'

She cloned her dog - twice - so be sure to factor that into how muchweight you give her opinion.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 28, 2018 07:09 PM

Don't forget the private underground 'shopping mall' she built under her Malibu mansion.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2018 07:42 PM (2NqXo)

557 The Saudi K___dom knew about it in advance and helped to fund it.

Show me proof and a survivor of the elk-hunting purges.


Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2018 07:44 PM (FhXTo)

558 >>We aren't in Saudi Arabia JackStraw. We are in every other country fighting on the rebels and ISIS side while refugees pour in our open border at home completely changing the culture and demographics which will cause a change in leadership at home...... Which is the purpose and endgame of a war.

Yes we are, on multiple bases.

Saudi Arabia has been undergoing a massive transformation over the last year. It wasn't an accident that Trump went there on his first trip to help organize the Sunni coalition going after terror which is continuing to fight in Yemen and Syria.

Just the other day, the new king made something like 40 changes to senior military positions bringing in new, less corrupt leadership.

Of course our media barely mentions this stuff but Trump, Mattis and team are quietly making enormous changes to how we deal with the Middle East and get them to take more of the lead with us helping like we are seeing in Syria.

Bring the troops home when there is a plan in place to not let Islamic terrorists take over again and let the cycle continue.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

559 The unmasked chickenhawk cucks such as Kristol have made me extremely reluctant to send troops ANYWHERE. After all, in KristolWorld, if young men and women get killed so what? They can be replaced by morally superior foreigners, so there is no need to interrupt the Military/Industrial complex revenue stream for THOSE sort of people. Our troops need to be redeployed from Afghanistan to the D.C. area to get ready to destroy enemies domestic, who are the greatest threat to the United States.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 28, 2018 07:48 PM (btfBf)

560 Kristol needs to spend five minutes with Bugs Bunny. What a Maroon!

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 28, 2018 07:53 PM (2XQ0T)

561 No longer care about ntrumpers.they made it pretty clear hillary with all her criminality was better for them.

Posted by: Willow at February 28, 2018 07:55 PM (wA1aM)

562 "Cloning" Drive around until you find a dog that matches the old one, collect fee.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 28, 2018 08:06 PM (RuIsu)

563 Max Boot: "If this is what conservatism has become, count me out."

Done.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 28, 2018 08:10 PM (btfBf)

564 204 So it appears Jeff Sessions is also part of the deep state. I was close to believing he might not be at one time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

_______________________

You don't find it odd that this twitter spat happens today, and just yesterday Sessions was sitting at the same table as the President in the White House? I'm not yet decided on Sessions...and I think Trump absolutely loves this cloak and dagger stuff. I'll reserve judgement, but I'm leaning towards Kabuki Theater of today's action.

Posted by: Orson at February 28, 2018 08:12 PM (+0fn2)

565 Addendum to the above: For argument's sake let's say someone in the internal investigation has come forward as a whistleblower, but has reservations because he/she wants assurance that the current president will follow through and will actually prosecute and remove the cancer, so as not to leave him hanging.

Trump can't just march over to this potential witness and assure him. But, he can send a rather clear message via twitter. I don't think there is any vagueness in his comments today in that regard. Sessions' response could easily be cover.

Yes, that's out there a little...but it's possible. And, someone requiring that sort of assurance would have very very specific information that could be traced back specifically to him/her. In other words, a big fish.

Posted by: Orson at February 28, 2018 08:26 PM (+0fn2)

566 Lol. Whenever there's yet more bad news out of the Whitehouse that Ace can't just ignore (i.e Hope Hicks resigning) he throws up a short post about and then very quickly throws up a new red meat post for his gibbering moron followers to focus on.

I for one am very much looking forward to watching Ace studiously avoiding any mention of Hope Nick's inevitable Plea deal

Posted by: The Trump Whitehouse loves Orange jumpsuits at February 28, 2018 09:00 PM (rNg8/)

567 Test

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2018 09:32 PM (kgTp0)

568 Bill Kristol's father, Irving Kristol was an admitted Trotsky-ite and the father of neoConservatism. These neoCons like Bill that took us into the Iraqi war, were neither conservatives or Republicans, they're all communist Jews.

Posted by: Leroy Sheckelstein at March 01, 2018 12:20 AM (zJ9yl)

569 These poor people will be ground down to little pencil nubs in 6 years.

Posted by: TJ at March 01, 2018 03:05 PM (Arfq6)

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