Jazz Shaw: The Heartbreaking Story of a Most-Wanted Drug Dealer and Gang-Member Being Deported For Some Unfathomable Reason

Lo siento.


He's only had a few years "clean" according to his family, but before that, he was enough of a bad guy to make the most wanted list as a gang member, drug dealer and violent felon. And the most wanted list era was a few years ago since he’s gone to ground since then.

...

But if all you did was read the first five or six paragraphs of the national news coverage you'd only know that the federal agents had dragged the poor fellow out of his garden, leaving his sobbing wife and young daughter in their wake. In fact, the actual title of the article reads, "Family Heartbroken After Napa Man Arrested By ICE Agents."

Apparently it's the media's plan to document the deportation of every single illegal alien, including the hardened criminals.

Posted by: Ace at 07:39 PM




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1 Ein?

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2018 07:35 PM (8Pamn)

2 Load him into the Trebuchet and fire him over the Wall.

Make Mexico pay for it.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2018 07:35 PM (FTIa8)

3 Shocked I am.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2018 07:35 PM (YYYb4)

4 Adios

Posted by: Regular joe at February 27, 2018 07:35 PM (7PllL)

5 He'll be back. They always come back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (IcT7t)

6 The guy was turning his life around. Maybe an aspiring rapper?

Posted by: Drc at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (llGBY)

7 Bet he's got an AR that fires full semi-auto.

Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (0+nbW)

8 I'll ask David.

Hogg.

He'll know what I should think about this.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (5OEn4)

9 Ole ole ole

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (hMwEB)

10 Selling the drugs Americans won't sell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (Mouru)

11 Well.......Bye.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2018 07:37 PM (EoRCO)

12 Raping the girls Americans won't rape.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:37 PM (Mouru)

13 My bad. I shoulda checked the link before opening. I denounce myself for giving HA any traffic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2018 07:37 PM (YYYb4)

14 7
Bet he's got an AR that fires full semi-auto.

Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (0+nbW)

UZI...all the drug guys roll uzi...or mac-10

Posted by: 80's tv show at February 27, 2018 07:37 PM (CDETr)

15 REMOVE AZTEC

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 07:38 PM (fA1SL)

16 Absolutely shocking and disgraceful. Is this the type of heartlessness with which you Teabaggers Trumpkins what to be associated? He was turning his life around, going to community college and railing my wife.

Posted by: C. Trevor Cuckington - Principled Conservative at February 27, 2018 07:38 PM (HScFq)

17 I like the idea of a trebuchet. I also think that instead of a wall, Trump should just mine the damn border. Bouncing Betty's work well.

Posted by: Drc at February 27, 2018 07:38 PM (llGBY)

18 I refuse to return to America until it fixes its immigration laws!

Posted by: Armando Nunez Salgado at February 27, 2018 07:38 PM (Mouru)

19 lo no siento

Posted by: concrete girl at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (SJBL7)

20 "Family devastated after Trump arrests loving father."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (5OEn4)

21 F**k them. So, so sick of this.

Posted by: April at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (e8PP1)

22 Hot Air. Don't want to click.

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (EzdLW)

23 Ball and chain then get him building the new wall.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (r9UYA)

24 Hey Lucky Luciano helped the US in ww 2, and we still deported him. Who is this punk?

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (8Pamn)

25 We're linking to HotAir now?

Yeeesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (Mouru)

26 This will not stand.

Posted by: Judge-King Kamehameha V at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (vDqXW)

27 Maybe this is just a PR stunt for the Scarface remake.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (hUqh+)

28 "He's only had a few years "clean" according to his family,"

So it's been a few years since he's been caught at anything.

Posted by: girldog at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (g5YYQ)

29 > Bouncing Betty's work well.

I like the way you think.

Claymores with motion sensors would be another option.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (BPTve)

30 Jazz Shaw is ok.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (hMwEB)

31 I am returning to my beloved home of Mexico where I plan to live out my life as a gay man.

Posted by: Armando Nunez Salgado at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (Mouru)

32
America can't afford to lose immigrants with this kind of entrepreneurial spirit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (PPHL6)

33 He was misunderstood.

Posted by: The Democrat's at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (XwxJb)

34 Take your pelota and go home, esse.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (2ygW8)

35 This is not who we are as a country.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (r9UYA)

36 Disregarding HQ rule #17. OT before 100.

Google has jumped the shark.

Try Sex Pistols in google shopping.

Posted by: Golfman with no apostrophes at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (rjSDY)

37 Apparently it's the media's plan to document the deportation of every single illegal alien, including the hardened criminals.

++++

I hope so. But, that's because I think it will be received by the general public very differently then they do.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (pvjTE)

38 We have enough drug dealers and halfway "clean" users without importing more. Send his family back with him.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2018 07:41 PM (G8B7r)

39 I would be as annoyed by HotGas links as anyone else, but I haven't seen Allahpundit post for days. Be nice to think he'll never post again, but I can enjoy the thing while it lasts.

Posted by: Nancy at February 27, 2018 07:41 PM (jRA31)

40 Ought to really stop that sock, too.

Posted by: trev006 at February 27, 2018 07:41 PM (jRA31)

41 We're linking to HotAir now?

Yeeesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:39 PM (Mouru)


Ace cain't quit them.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 07:41 PM (953wK)

42 He has a family! Coz super fertile!

-- Jeb!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 07:42 PM (hMwEB)

43 Imagine the tax revenue we are losing by the tax payers without documents.

Making a living, paying their dues, following--MOST--of the rules...

Posted by: Axebot at February 27, 2018 07:42 PM (vDqXW)

44 Damn it, I about spit out a very tasty Manhattan after reading the bold print about that nice "Napa Man"

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at February 27, 2018 07:42 PM (J86xe)

45 Lemme guess .... MS13 face tattoos...

Posted by: E.T. at February 27, 2018 07:42 PM (nzKWW)

46 I swear every article I've read about these deportations at some points contains the well yeah there's a criminal record.

DUI, driving on a suspended license, drugs, etc.

I'm really surprised they include it.

I think it actually speaks to Trump's promise to go after the bad ones first. That does seem to be the people they're hauling in.

Of course, they could also take in the illegals that are standing around when they take down Senor Felony.

"Hey you! What the fuck do you think you're doing? You look like you don't belong here either. Get in the fucking van."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

47 I understand that Mexico is expecting a huge upswing in the pole vaulting equipment business next year. Maybe Armando can get in on the ground floor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (Mouru)

48 He was aspiring mariachi player.

Posted by: la familia at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (ewxPW)

49 What is a non-full semi-automatic?

Posted by: girldog at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (g5YYQ)

50 He was a good boy.

Posted by: Mama Lo Siento at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7)

51 Posted by: C. Trevor Cuckington - Principled Conservative at February 27, 2018 07:38 PM (HScFq)

You forgot to mention that he was an aspiring mariachi band member.

Sad!

Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (Fikbq)

52 Posted by: Golfman with no apostrophes at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (rjSDY)

Holy cow! Fuck Google in particular. >

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (YYYb4)

53 He was a good boy. Turning his life around. Enrolled in Cosmetology school.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (398bZ)

54 >>42 He has a family! Coz super fertile!

-- Jeb!

------------
Hi jeb!

Has Jimenez finished banging your wife yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (r9UYA)

55 They have to go back. All of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)

56 This is not who we are as a country.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at February 27, 2018 07:40 PM (r9UYA)
---
I was just reading this piece by Victor Davis Hanson today, talking about how Obama even tried that on Putin.

Every time Putin would do something in Obama's face, Obama would say "It's not in Russia's interest..."

Whoever thought that the combination of denial and school-marming could be a career?!

Posted by: Axebot at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW)

57 Fucker comes to this country illegally and then commits crimes?


Sorry, the needle on my give-a-shit meter isn't even twitching.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (Mouru)

58 What is a non-full semi-automatic?
Posted by: girldog

Shoulder thing only goes half-up.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (HScFq)

59 Nice to see ICE still operating in Kallyfornia

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (vr3St)

60 >>>>>I would be as annoyed by HotGas links as anyone
else, but I haven't seen Allahpundit post for days. Be nice to think
he'll never post again, but I can enjoy the thing while it lasts.



Posted by: Nancy at February 27, 2018 07:41 PM
.
.
.I have a gut feeling that AP is not a "he". I suspect it is a flaming lib feminist that hates Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2018 07:45 PM (+Dllb)

61 It's a TRAGEDY!!!111!!!1

He was just another drug dealing gang member, not hurting anyone (who we care about), minding his own business swept away from his loving family and fellow gang members. WHEN WILL IT END!!1!!1!!!

Posted by: The MSM at February 27, 2018 07:45 PM (Qy9+s)

62 What is a non-full semi-automatic?

Posted by: girldog at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (g5YYQ)

musket

Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 07:45 PM (0+nbW)

63 What is a non-full semi-automatic?
---
It's a single-action semi-automatic.

Posted by: Boobs Baldwin at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (398bZ)

64 They acquitted can illegal of shooting a beautiful young woman based on the most ridiculous reasons. Nothing surprises me. By the way I am still hoping those jurors suffer the same fate as that young women or her family.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (2DOZq)

65 I have a gut feeling that AP is not a "he". I suspect it is a flaming lib feminist that hates Trump.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2018 07:45 PM (+Dllb)



Hmm. Has Allahpundit ever expressly claimed to own a dick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (Mouru)

66 ovation network is playing Karate Weeb 2.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (weyHw)

67 Sex Panther was a full semi-working cologne, right?

Or was it semi-full?

Posted by: Axebot at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (vDqXW)

68 I heard Rush say today that something like 65 percent of PDT's agenda has already been completed. I'd say that's generous but stuff like this is great. Now how do we keep this guy out forever?

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

69 There should be a 3-strikes rule for deportees. Illegals get 3 deportations; 4th arrest for illegal entry nets a bullet in the head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 07:47 PM (Dbv1R)

70 What is a non-full semi-automatic?
Posted by: girldog

Shoulder thing only goes half-up.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 07:44 PM (HScFq)

"Shoulder thing"? I need a CNN Gun Dictionary

Posted by: girldog at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (g5YYQ)

71 Good fucking riddance. Send his dogshit family with him since the NPR crowd is so worried about them being broken up after their trash reporting has undermined every fucking structural part of families in this country.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (y7DUB)

72 69. Branding. Only way to mark 'em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (fA1SL)

73 I have a gut feeling that AP is not a "he". I suspect it is a flaming lib feminist that hates Trump.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2018 07:45 PM (+Dllb)

++++
Hmm... For some reason I thought A/P was a homo. Not sure why, just always thought that.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (2sCft)

74 'He was a good boy.
Posted by: Mama Lo Siento'

He used to cut my grass.

Posted by: Roller Headed Lady at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (UdKB7)

75 ovation network is playing Karate Weeb 2.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (weyHw)

What's on ovulation net?

Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (0+nbW)

76 An anagram for "Armando Nunez Salgado" is "Señor Z. Nada Dung Alamo".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (BPTve)

77 So this blog can't handle the N-with-a-tilde letter? Racist.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 07:49 PM (BPTve)

78 If they'd only given me more WIC...*sob*

Posted by: Mama Lo Siento at February 27, 2018 07:49 PM (Tyii7)

79 "Hmm. Has Allahpundit ever expressly claimed to own a dick?"

Yes, your honor, it's true. That man has no Dick!

Posted by: Peter Venkman at February 27, 2018 07:49 PM (V2Yro)

80 >>69. Branding. Only way to mark 'em.

Forearm or forehead?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 27, 2018 07:49 PM (r9UYA)

81 I suspect it is a flaming lib feminist that hates Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2018 07:45 PM (+Dllb)

Ehhh. Some of his verbal cues like "oh my" scream parade gay. I mean, Allah could possibly be a liberal woman, but he struck me as a simple beltway Republican who's too damned dumb to realize how completely Trump has marginalized him.

Posted by: trev006 at February 27, 2018 07:49 PM (jRA31)

82 69. Here here.
The media is trying to make us more sensitive and caring and it is having the opposite effect. I'm beginning to believe the Nork's approach of imprisoning 3 generations is the way to go.

Posted by: Drc at February 27, 2018 07:49 PM (llGBY)

83 I demand that machinegun magazines be banned now!

I won't go back to skuul until all machinegun magazine clips are banned!

Posted by: David "boss" Hogg Free the banana guy! at February 27, 2018 07:49 PM (Fikbq)

84 All that remains are memories and a lonely leaf blower, left unused, in the garage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (Mouru)

85 Duh! It's a bolt-action derringer heavy assault nug.

Posted by: rolling stone at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (ewxPW)

86 80. Forehead. Makes it easier to spot at a distance.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)

87 69. Branding. Only way to mark 'em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 07:48 PM (fA1SL)

Microchip, injected so deep into their body that any attempt at removal is likely to cause a lethal infection.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (Dbv1R)

88 There should be a 3-strikes rule for deportees. Illegals get 3 deportations; 4th arrest for illegal entry nets a bullet in the head.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Seconded!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (Yu4ah)

89 A misunderstood young lad, leaving a violent homeland, raising a family between stints of being a ward of the state. He was eking out a living as a grape harvester, a job no self-respecting, welfare-receiving American would do. He had big dreams of learning pool maintenance and buying a panel van.

A true American story, cut tragically short by the Gestapo.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (DxWUs)

90 >> I demand that machinegun magazines be banned now!


...and I just re - subscribed to 'Better Home and Uzis'!

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (2ygW8)

91 I'm a little confused -- perhaps someone can enlighten me.

I keep hearing from conservative pundits that we should be (but apparently aren't in many cases) deporting illegal aliens who commit violent crimes, and how sanctuary cities and states are harboring them.

But they don't mean deportation immediately instead of imprisonment, right? They mean deportation AFTER serving the appropriate number of years in prison, right?

Thanks in advance ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (BiLU+)

92 >>>Now how do we keep this guy out forever?


We can't, and that's the feature-not-a-bug of our suicidal open borders policy. This POS will be back killing Americans in no time.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (ppaKI)

93 Every time one of these fvckers commits a crime makes me less and less sympathetic with any of them. Bang, zoom, over the fence and to the moon. Enough already.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (nisXv)

94 No wall yet. So how are we going to keep him from trudging back within a couple of weeks?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (eASYU)

95 Hmm. Has Allahpundit ever expressly claimed to own a dick?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (Mouru)


He acted like a smitten eunuch over Mega McCannnnz a few years ago when she became inadvertently temporarily aware of his pathetic existence. I doubt if any self respecting Amazon would act that twatty.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (y7DUB)

96 Is there an Assault Weapons Band? If not, why not?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (HScFq)

97
Burning Man > Napa Man

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (r+sAi)

98 87. Too much work. Forehead branding serves to simplify ID at a distance, and also reminds the intruder and warns all who see him.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (fA1SL)

99 84 All that remains are memories and a lonely leaf blower, left unused, in the garage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (Mouru)

*distant, fading echo of circus music as garage door slowly closes*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

100 Napa Man > Piltdown Man

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:52 PM (Mouru)

101 I think ordinary people--as opposed to news junkies like us--are catching onto the fact that the media is a commie clown show.

Their credibility is approaching zero with most people.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 07:52 PM (398bZ)

102 If we arrest enough of these dirt people we can put them to work on our northern wall.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 27, 2018 07:52 PM (r9UYA)

103 No wall yet. So how are we going to keep him from trudging back within a couple of weeks?
Posted by: PaleRider



Repatriate via C-130 and a steep climb. Chute optional.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2018 07:52 PM (Yu4ah)

104 jazz shreds the napa article.
ICE contacted him with further info.



Posted by: concrete girl at February 27, 2018 07:53 PM (SJBL7)

105 about one time out of every thousand Jazz "Hands" Shaw makes a lick of sense....

this is one of those times.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2018 07:53 PM (SzZnW)

106 I am just shocked. Their lawn was immaculate.

Posted by: The Neighbor at February 27, 2018 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

107 Marlboro Man > Alles

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 27, 2018 07:53 PM (ppaKI)

108 What is a non-full semi-automatic?

Posted by: girldog at February 27, 2018 07:43 PM (g5YYQ)

musket
Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 07:45 PM (0+nbW)

---
It's a single-action semi-automatic.
Posted by: Boobs Baldwin at February 27, 2018 07:46 PM (398bZ)

Duh! It's a bolt-action derringer heavy assault nug.
Posted by: rolling stone at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (ewxPW)


Everything I ever knew about guns I learned on aceofspadeshq

Posted by: girldog at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (g5YYQ)

109 93 Every time one of these fvckers commits a crime makes me less and less sympathetic with any of them. Bang, zoom, over the fence and to the moon. Enough already.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (nisXv)

Seriously. I've often thought if I moved to a foreign country one of the things I'd be checking into is making damn sure I know what weird laws they've got on the books. Maybe it's only jaywalking on every other street between 7-10 pm or something, but I need to know about it so I'm damn sure staying out of trouble.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (4ErVI)

110 I tried searching on his name for a photo
no tats on face
I think ICE deleted his page but cache shows he used to be on their most wanted lustr

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (hMwEB)

111 101 I think ordinary people--as opposed to news junkies like us--are catching onto the fact that the media is a commie clown show.

Their credibility is approaching zero with most people.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 07:52 PM (398bZ)


I certainly hope so, but that sounds awfully optimistic.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

112 Napa Man > Piltdown Man>Broward County Sheriff Israel

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (EoRCO)

113 No wall yet. So how are we going to keep him from trudging back within a couple of weeks?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (eASYU)

The landing after the trebuchet shot usually results in multiple broken bones, unless they are lucky enough to make a soft landing in a thicket of cholla.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (Dbv1R)

114 96 Is there an Assault Weapons Band? If not, why not?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (HScFq)


I saw AWB play open for...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (di1hb)

115 The Muffin Man > Marlboro Man

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (dcACQ)

116 cbs report, same diff

Posted by: concrete girl at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (SJBL7)

117 Pity. The lawn sign gave him away.

El odio no tiene hogar aqui

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (Mouru)

118 > Napa Man > Piltdown Man>Broward County Sheriff Israel

Retarded Crab Louse > Broward County Sheriff Israel

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (BPTve)

119 about one time out of every thousand Jazz "Hands" Shaw makes a lick of sense....
---
Yeah, he's almost as bad as AP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (398bZ)

120 He was one of the best non union grape pickers my winery ever had the pleasure to employ.

He will be missed. For the two weeks it takes him to get back over the border.

Posted by: Nanci P. at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (Fikbq)

121 There should be a 3-strikes rule for deportees. Illegals get 3 deportations; 4th arrest for illegal entry nets a bullet in the head.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Seconded!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (Yu4ah)

Tzampotlis need skulls, you know.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

122 What is Colorado's Hickenlooper saying when he says he's for "universal" background checks?

How does he cover Juan selling a Taurus 9 to Pancho over in Aurora, from the trunk of his tricked out Accord?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (5OEn4)

123 Maybe it's only jaywalking on every other street between 7-10 pm or something, but I need to know about it so I'm damn sure staying out of trouble.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (4ErVI)


LeftDem Response:

"Yeah, but you're not the one who's trying desperately to escape the shithole . . .

um . . .

er . . ."

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (953wK)

124 All that remains are memories and a lonely leaf blower, left unused, in the garage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:50 PM (Mouru)

LMAO

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (vr3St)

125 117. Hola, vecino! Porque tu estas in mi patria?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (fA1SL)

126
Blank Man > Bruce Jenner

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (r+sAi)

127 112 Napa Man > Piltdown Man>Broward County Sheriff Israel
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (EoRCO)

Broward County Sheriff Israel>David Hogg

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (Qy9+s)

128 109 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (4ErVI)

The hidden objective here is to mainstream the notion the United States is not a sovereign nation that is allowed to have its own laws and values.

Other nations having laws that are enforced zealously is "good sense and order", here in America Jorge Soros insists that is "racism and bigotry."

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (SzZnW)

129 I've often thought if I moved to a foreign country one of the things I'd be checking into is making damn sure I know what weird laws they've got on the books.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
________

Like in Dubai, where a woman can be imprisoned for adultery if she reports being raped?

Or Singapore, where ... I don't even know where to begin.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (y+SdL)

130 Is there an Assault Weapons Band? If not, why not?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (HScFq)

I saw AWB play open for...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (di1hb)


Tried to shoot semi-auto in the night,
Couldn't get it riiiiiiight,
Couldn't get it right . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (953wK)

131 > one of the things I'd be checking into is making damn sure I know what weird laws they've got on the books.

If these guys were just breaking weird laws, that might be different. But I'm pretty sure that rape and murder are illegal just about everywhere.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 07:57 PM (BPTve)

132 Or Singapore, where ... I don't even know where to begin.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (y+SdL)

stay away from gum

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 07:57 PM (hMwEB)

133 What is Colorado's Hickenlooper saying when he says he's for "universal" background checks?
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That's leftspeak for requiring NICS checks for private sales.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 07:57 PM (398bZ)

134 He was always so kind. The kind of guy that if you were low on milk or meth, he'd be right there to help you out.

Posted by: The Neighbor at February 27, 2018 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

135 Broward County Sheriff Israel>David Hogg
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (Qy9+s)

That is more of a push. The kid at least has the excuse of youth for his douchebaggery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 07:57 PM (cfHE9)

136 Remember a few years ago the guy who picked a load of illegals in his pickup truck for 'work' and then dropped them off in front of INS? We need more of that.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 27, 2018 07:58 PM (r9UYA)

137 Who will clean journalists' toilets if we deport all the illegal foreign nationals?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 07:58 PM (fVubI)

138 Is there an Assault Weapons Band? If not, why not?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 07:51 PM (HScFq)

I saw AWB play open for...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (di1hb)

Tried to shoot semi-auto in the night,
Couldn't get it riiiiiiight,
Couldn't get it right . . .
Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (953wK)


CRAP!

That's the Controlled Ballistics Band, not the Assault Weapons Band!

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 07:58 PM (953wK)

139 119 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (398bZ)

I'd put it:

"Derpathon"

1) Grand Champion Emeritus R*tard- Josh "Derp" Barro

2) Taylor "Donald Duck" Mallard

3) Jazz "Hands" Shaw

4) Ed "Cinnabon" Morrissey

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2018 07:58 PM (SzZnW)

140 I've often thought if I moved to a foreign country one of the things I'd be checking into is making damn sure I know what weird laws they've got on the books.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

In Montana, it is illegal for any woman weighing over 300 pounds to wear shorts while on horseback.

Don't let 'em get ya on the stupid stuff.

Posted by: Miklos, legally speaking at February 27, 2018 07:58 PM (zCyNd)

141 Maybe I'm just wish-casting, but I don't believe a majority of Americans want non-enforcement of immigration laws.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

142 They only run marijuana, meth, and opioids across the border because they're treasured like traditional holiday tamales.

It's cultural fellowship.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (bJ0w+)

143 "There should be a 3-strikes rule for deportees. Illegals get 3 deportations; "

Foist 3 times dey be headed out. Next time they jes be headed.

Posted by: Amos jes speakin der vernaculer at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (UdKB7)

144 136 Remember a few years ago the guy who picked a load of illegals in his pickup truck for 'work' and then dropped them off in front of INS? We need more of that.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 27, 2018 07:58 PM (r9UYA)

==============

I've been saying for years now that we need to award bounties ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (BiLU+)

145 > The kid at least has the excuse of youth for his douchebaggery.

Nah, in my experience smarmy little "student council" douches like that kid never change, even when they become legal adults.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (BPTve)

146 I've liked Singapore ever since they caned that obnoxious American teen. Notice you've never seen that kid in the news since.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (ppaKI)

147 Or Singapore, where ... I don't even know where to begin.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (y+SdL)


Orchard Towers.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (y87Qq)

148 Denver's black mayor caught sexually harassing an underling.

No problemo. He's a D and this will go nowhere.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (5OEn4)

149 The neighbors won't miss the mariachi music.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (Mouru)

150 142 Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (bJ0w+)

"Si, the machine gun drivebys, and serial decapitations are simply our cultural welcome wagon."

//10 Million Guys Named Juan

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (SzZnW)

151 122 What is Colorado's Hickenlooper saying when he says he's for "universal" background checks?

How does he cover Juan selling a Taurus 9 to Pancho over in Aurora, from the trunk of his tricked out Accord?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 07:55 PM (5OEn4)

Don't be delusional! Everybody knows that criminals obey the law.

Posted by: Gov. Hickenloopy (D-CO) at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (Qy9+s)

152 He'll be back. They always come back.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (IcT7t)

That's when you brand them with a big "I" on each side of their face.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (xzV6l)

153 Lettuce futures up 15.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

154
Universal Background Check in action:

Criminal 1: did yo get my piece and ammo?

Crim 2: yeah bro, but I'll need your background check.

*silence*

Both start laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (r+sAi)

155 I'm not sayin' that Allahpundit is a bitch.

Actually, yeah. That's exactly what I'm sayin'. Regardless of Tab A or Slot B nomenclature.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (QzJWU)

156 stay away from gum

Posted by: votermom
________

That's what I heard. I guess Singapore is a country that finally enacted common-sense gum laws.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (y+SdL)

157 I imagine The Assault Weapons Band would be a Ted Nugent tribute band but with some original songs in the playlist.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (HScFq)

158 Tucker talking about Chicago issuing ids to illegals so they would be able to vote in federal elections.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2018 08:01 PM (PvFoN)

159 Call the Waahhmbulance !

Sad !


To Ace, the cob-loggers, and The Horde, long life and prosperity !
Confusion to our enemies !
*tosses back shot, chases with beer*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 27, 2018 08:01 PM (e11dj)

160 Denver's black mayor caught sexually harassing an underling.



No problemo. He's a D and this will go nowhere.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 07:59 PM (5OEn4)

Have you noticed that there are never any overlings?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:01 PM (Dbv1R)

161 I just found this while searching ICE arrests criminal:

https://tinyurl.com/ycl2q6z2

Last year it's 74% criminals. Sixteen percent of those were DUIs (almost 60000), followed by drugs.

Also lying about having citizenship.

Definitely not sending their best.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 08:01 PM (4ErVI)

162 > Or Singapore, where ... I don't even know where to begin.

Singapore doesn't really have laws that are all that weird.

It does have extremely harsh enforcement, though.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 08:01 PM (BPTve)

163
Aerosmith "Dream On"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 27, 2018 08:02 PM (b90XL)

164 Oh Sean Bean has a new series on Netflix - Frankenstein Chronicles

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 08:02 PM (hMwEB)

165 152 He'll be back. They always come back.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 27, 2018 07:36 PM (IcT7t)

That's when you brand them with a big "I" on each side of their face.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (xzV6l)

Would go well with the facial tattoos.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 08:02 PM (ANIFC)

166 155 Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (QzJWU)

He's as butch as Elton John, after Elton gave birth.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2018 08:02 PM (SzZnW)

167 Until they want to ban artillery can I haz a 105mm howitzer?

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2018 08:02 PM (aC6Sd)

168 Have you noticed that there are never any overlings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:01 PM (Dbv1R)



Or Underlords?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (+lOpA)

169 you guys, nancy pelosi pointed out that this isn't who we are...we are a nation of recently arrived illegals and various legals who need lots of welfare or affirmative action hiring...and maybe a month devoted to licking their balls to let them know how vital they are to America. You guys are old and dying and really didn't do too much to make America a nice enough place for these new, better americans.

That's basically what pelosi said for 8 hours straight. I hope the GOP is combing through that insanity.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (V3U1L)

170 Tucker talking about Chicago issuing ids to illegals so they would be able to vote in federal elections.

Err...ah...that could never happen.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (Tyii7)

171 >>158 Tucker talking about Chicago issuing ids to illegals so they would be able to vote in federal elections.

That sounds illegal.

Posted by: J. Sessions at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)

172 164 Oh Sean Bean has a new series on Netflix - Frankenstein Chronicles
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 08:02 PM (hMwEB)

A whole series in which he dies first?

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

173
His 14-year-old daughter Isabel Salgado dissolved into tears.




Cry me a Rio Grande, sweetheart. And after you're done get your asses on the southern side of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)

174 Ok, sidebar: Garund or Ga-rand?

That's always bothered me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (cfHE9)

175 156
I guess Singapore is a country that finally enacted common-sense gum laws.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 27, 2018 08:00 PM (y+SdL)


I used to chew gum as a kid, but seeing adults doing it now nauseates me.

+1 Singapore.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

176
So my Sinus Infection was confirmed.

Went to CVS Minute Clinic during work today. The NP gave me a scrip for Amoxillin or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 27, 2018 08:04 PM (b90XL)

177 80
>>69. Branding. Only way to mark 'em.



Forearm or forehead?




Dunk their entire head in purple ink.

Repeat as needed.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2018 08:04 PM (UsCnO)

178 Tucker talking about Chicago issuing ids to illegals so they would be able to vote in federal elections.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2018 08:01 PM (PvFoN)



Rahm is very proud of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:04 PM (SiINZ)

179 A whole series in which he dies first?
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

maybe he gets resurrected with spare parts?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 08:04 PM (hMwEB)

180 161 I just found this while searching ICE arrests criminal:

https://tinyurl.com/ycl2q6z2

Last year it's 74% criminals. Sixteen percent of those were DUIs (almost 60000), followed by drugs.

Also lying about having citizenship.

Definitely not sending their best.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

1. Those were white hispanics and therefore part of the dying, old racist america like trump and george zimmerman.

2. the only reasons why illegals turn to crime is because america is so awful and racist and there aren't enough welfares for them.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:04 PM (V3U1L)

181 Ok, sidebar: Garund or Ga-rand?
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The latter.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:04 PM (398bZ)

182 Ok, sidebar: Garund or Ga-rand?

That's always bothered me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (cfHE9)


Inventor's name: the former. What the guys who carried it called it: the latter. Take your pick.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (y87Qq)

183 174 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (cfHE9)

The dude was the former, his weapon is by popular proclamation the latter.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (SzZnW)

184 rats, hotair link, clicked before checking.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (MTjB1)

185
Frankenstein Chronicles is a couple of years old. Is it still in production?

Pretty good. But a very slow pace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (b90XL)

186 171 >>158 Tucker talking about Chicago issuing ids to illegals so they would be able to vote in federal elections.

That sounds illegal.

--------

basically an insurrection. If we had an attorney general, he'd move into action and do something.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (V3U1L)

187 Like in Dubai, where a woman can be imprisoned for adultery if she reports being raped?

Or Singapore, where ... I don't even know where to begin.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 27, 2018 07:56 PM (y+SdL)

They have a flipping huge sign up in the airport saying if you're carrying this amount of drugs and we catch you, you'll be executed.

Obviously the big crimes are illegal everywhere (unless you've got enough money), but I'd also be worried about that line in the pile of documents that says if we catch you littering in the park or jaywalking, you're outta here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (4ErVI)

188 Tucker talking about Chicago issuing ids to illegals so they would be able to vote in federal elections

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I may be mistaken, but the Constitution does give states wide latitude in setting election laws, so it may not be illegal for non-citizens, even illegal aliens, to vote.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

189 Ok, sidebar: Garund or Ga-rand?

That's always bothered me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------------

Guh-Rand, at Ft. Hammer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:06 PM (QxXRY)

190 Inventor's name: the former. What the guys who carried it called it: the latter. Take your pick.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (y87Qq)

Huh, for some reason I thought it was reversed. Assumed he (the inventor) was being jauntily of French decent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:07 PM (cfHE9)

191 Inventor's name: the former. What the guys who carried it called it: the latter. Take your pick.
---
Huh. I didn't know that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:07 PM (398bZ)

192 lie become truth only if people want to believe it - Master Miyagi

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 08:07 PM (weyHw)

193
Everything I ever knew about guns I learned on aceofspadeshq

Posted by: girldog at February 27, 2018 07:54 PM (g5YYQ)



We're sorry. Can we do anything to make it better?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2018 08:07 PM (UsCnO)

194 The Garand - spits death regardless how ya say it's name.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

195 It would take a heart of stone...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)

196 The Verge has a story on a very troubling secret program that's been tested in New Orleans for the past 5-6 years to predict crimes people haven't committed yet based on their social media activity. This seems like a big fucking deal.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/27/17054740/palantir-predictive-policing-tool-new-orleans-nopd

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:08 PM (63oy9)

197 basically an insurrection. If we had an attorney general, he'd move into action and do something.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
---------------

If Illinois had an attorney general, he would do something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:09 PM (QxXRY)

198 The Garand - spits death regardless how ya say it's name.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

Mauled more thumbs than any hammer yet invented.

Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 08:09 PM (0+nbW)

199 His 14-year-old daughter Isabel Salgado dissolved into tears.




Cry me a Rio Grande, sweetheart. And after you're done get your asses on the southern side of it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)

I don't believe in breaking up families. They should have sent this little cunt with him, citizen or not.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:09 PM (vr3St)

200 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:08 PM (63oy9)

Naming the program Palantir. That's not a good sign either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:09 PM (cfHE9)

201


THIS YOUNG MAN WONT BE ABLE TO GET OBAMACARE IN MEXICO!!!!!!!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (AASEZ)

202 re Sean Bean, come on guys, how about a spoiler warning!!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (weyHw)

203 196 The Verge has a story on a very troubling secret program that's been tested in New Orleans for the past 5-6 years to predict crimes people haven't committed yet based on their social media activity. This seems like a big fucking deal.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/27/17054740/palantir-predictive-policing-tool-new-orleans-nopd
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:08 PM (63oy9)

I didn't really need another reason to have no social media profile, but this is a really good one.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

204 I'm shocked. Chicago is pushing city ID's for illegals and allowing them to use it to vote. I can't believe the feds are afraid of that prick 9 fingers Rahm.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (nisXv)

205 I may be mistaken, but the Constitution does give states wide latitude
in setting election laws, so it may not be illegal for non-citizens,
even illegal aliens, to vote.

In FEDERAL elections it is.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (O5Q3r)

206 Chicago districts should have their votes nullified.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (+lOpA)

207 This Farmers Insurance ad annoys me. They use an early Corvair in the parade, then use a late model in their 'museum'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (QxXRY)

208 196 Minority Report

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (hMwEB)

209 I wonder if any states are informally using Greyhound therapy and just sending illegals to sanctuary cities.

I wouldn't blame them for it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:11 PM (398bZ)

210 re Sean Bean, come on guys, how about a spoiler warning!!

Too bad: I'm about four episodes in, and he's still alive.

Dying of syphilis, but still alive.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 08:11 PM (fVubI)

211 There are two roads on WeaselAcres and I'm naming one Garand St.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:11 PM (Sfs6o)

212 Daniel's waifu is cute in this show though.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 08:11 PM (weyHw)

213 Yeah, MADD wants to make the DUI limits even lower or sumptin but I'd bet 80% of drunk or drug impaired driving accidents are now caused by illegal aliens and then stupid feelz driven libs in charge let them off with no or hardly any consequences.

It should be the exact opposite. You cause an accident while in this country we insist that your home country jail your ass for several years and if they refuse to jail their thugs we start taxing or raise taxes on remittances, high tariffs on avocados yada yada.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2018 08:12 PM (eASYU)

214 197 basically an insurrection. If we had an attorney general, he'd move into action and do something.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
---------------

If Illinois had an attorney general, he would do something.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

-----------------------

Chicago is unrecognizeable to me. It's now mexico III. The left ONLY cares about population replacement. It's their only tool that works.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:12 PM (V3U1L)

215 Social Media will give you cyber-Aids.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 08:12 PM (+lOpA)

216 I PROMISE that this school program will work out.

Posted by: Barky, with bloody hands at February 27, 2018 08:12 PM (y3sT9)

217 Too bad: I'm about four episodes in, and he's still alive.

Dying of syphilis, but still alive.
Posted by: Rob Crawford

It's a rough way to go. Especially when your "wife" hides yer pills. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (HScFq)

218 213 Yeah, MADD wants to make the DUI limits even lower or sumptin but I'd bet 80% of drunk or drug impaired driving accidents are now caused by illegal aliens and then stupid feelz driven libs in charge let them off with no or hardly any consequences.

-----------

yeah, so all dui's are bad except for illegals

just like feminists be all like badmen are bad except for muslims (because we can't worry about that stuff until we get full socialism here)

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (V3U1L)

219 I'd bet 80% of drunk or drug impaired driving accidents are now caused by illegal aliens and then stupid feelz driven libs in charge let them off with no or hardly any consequences.

In LA, if a citizen is found driving drunk, their car is impounded.

If the drunk driver is illegal, their car is released to relatives/friends/or maybe even the driver, because "they need their cars to get to work".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (fVubI)

220 201






THIS YOUNG MAN WONT BE ABLE TO GET OBAMACARE IN MEXICO!!!!!!!







Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (AASEZ)


HEY!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BEN ROTHISBURGER?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (UsCnO)

221

Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

"We need to really act in a number of ways. We need to pass an assault weapon ban, we need to ban the massacre machine gun magazines, and we need comprehensive background checks," she continued. "These are all bills and efforts that Democrats have supported."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

222 The MSM is a 24/7/365 terrible movie.

Posted by: The Parkland Gimp at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (96C7R)

223 Naming the program Palantir. That's not a good sign either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:09 PM (cfHE9)

Funded by the CIA and recommended by their paid spokesman James Carville.

And the local newspapers here are too busy making fun of Trump to bother.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (63oy9)

224 221

Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

"We need to really act in a number of ways. We need to pass an assault weapon ban, we need to ban the massacre machine gun magazines, and we need comprehensive background checks," she continued. "These are all bills and efforts that Democrats have supported."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

I can't figure out which of these people are just retarded, and which are deliberately saying this bullshit for propaganda purposes.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

225 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

No way to do that, not while the 1st Amendment stands.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (fVubI)

226 California Attorney General Xavier Becerra, meanwhile, said in a statement his office remained opposed to the border wall and would evaluate its options.

"A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

___

This is the insanity we are dealing with on the left.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (6nRrz)

227
If the drunk driver is illegal, their car is released to relatives/friends/or maybe even the driver, because "they need their cars to get to work". \

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which is odd since the dui ads here are all about "bwa hahahah you'll lose your job and be broke and no girls will like you"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (V3U1L)

228 224. Distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

229 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.)

Finally, someone dumber than me. Whew.

Posted by: Maxi Waters at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

230 and we need comprehensive background checks
---
That's also leftspeak for requiring checks on private sales.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (398bZ)

231
John Browning boulevard

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (y3sT9)

232 Naming the program Palantir. That's not a good sign either.

The idiots who picked that name seem to have forgotten that evil got hold of the system and used it to corrupt the users to its own ends.

Or maybe it's a sly warning from the techies on the project...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 08:16 PM (fVubI)

233
I can't figure out which of these people are just retarded, and which are deliberately saying this bullshit for propaganda purposes.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

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Yes and yes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:16 PM (6nRrz)

234 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

"We need to really act in a number of ways. We need to pass an assault weapon ban, we need to ban the massacre machine gun magazines, and we need comprehensive background checks," she continued. "These are all bills and efforts that Democrats have supported."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

How do these dipshits get elected?

I know it's Screw York, but still. The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:16 PM (vr3St)

235 The Verge has a story on a very troubling secret program that's been tested in New Orleans for the past 5-6 years to predict crimes people haven't committed yet based on their social media activity. This seems like a big fucking deal.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/27/17054740/palantir-predictive-policing-tool-new-orleans-nopd
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:08 PM (63oy9)

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Somebody should make a movie about this. Maybe Cruise could star in it.

Minority........something!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 27, 2018 08:16 PM (hP7r7)

236 "A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

OK, but Mexico has yet to reach the 19th century, let alone the 21st.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 08:16 PM (fVubI)

237 'I can't figure out which of these people are just retarded, and which are deliberately saying this bullshit for propaganda purposes.'

Could it possibly be both?

Posted by: Amos jes speakin der vernaculer at February 27, 2018 08:16 PM (UdKB7)

238 226. Medieval level civilization still eludes his beloved patria. He opposes it because he doesn't understand it, and so it frightens him.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:16 PM (fA1SL)

239 Kushner got his security clearance downgraded from top secret to secret.

So do Obama next, k?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 08:17 PM (rnAwa)

240 > "A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

Becerra should practice what he preaches and leave the door to his house standing open when he goes to work, then post his address.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at February 27, 2018 08:17 PM (BPTve)

241 A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.


Alligators with frickin' lasers ain't medieval, Xavier.

Posted by: Miklos, tactically speaking at February 27, 2018 08:17 PM (zCyNd)

242 Wait until our next production when a white man shoots up brown people looking for work standing outside Home Depot.

Posted by: The Parkland Gimp at February 27, 2018 08:17 PM (96C7R)

243 226 California Attorney General Xavier Becerra, meanwhile, said in a statement his office remained opposed to the border wall and would evaluate its options.

"A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

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they hate us and want us to die. failing that, they'll be happy to replace us with parallel citizens.

What is it they say about south africa (or is Brazil?) captialism for the whites, fascism for the blacks and something else for that otehr group.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:17 PM (V3U1L)

244 No way to do that, not while the 1st Amendment stands.
Posted by: Rob Crawford
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Freedom of the Press!

Posted by: Full Auto Weekly at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (9tO1t)

245 THEN WHO WAS DREAMER?

Posted by: Mendoza at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (bJ0w+)

246 The Verge has a story on a very troubling secret
program that's been tested in New Orleans for the past 5-6 years to
predict crimes people haven't committed yet based on their social media
activity. This seems like a big fucking deal.



https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/27/17054740/palantir-predictive-policing-tool-new-orleans-nopd

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:08 PM (63oy9)

Not being a social media user, I really don't give a shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (Dbv1R)

247 "The idiots who picked that name seem to have forgotten that evil got hold of the system and used it to corrupt the users to its own ends. "

That would be conservative Peter Thiel. And the CIA (spying on US citizens again). And James Carville + Mary Matalin.

Why do we need 2A again ???

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (63oy9)

248 So are the Homolympics finally over?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (398bZ)

249 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

So no more Machine Gun Illustrated?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

250 So, a machine gun magazine, is that like those drum things for the MG-34? Maybe the pan magazine for a Lewis Gun?

As a side note, a Lewis Gun would make a pretty jaunty accessory for a Jeep- or any vehicle, really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (cfHE9)

251
It's a local story here but it's so horrendous you might have heard about it.

Last Saturday a 23 yr old man with a long history of violence and terrible behavior went into a public library, with a knife, and just started stabbing a med student sitting there.

A 77 yr old man tried to stop. He got stabbed. Then the stabber went back to the girl and finished stabbing her to death.

Point is: He was WELL KNOWN to the police.

Point #2: The only one who can defend you, ultimately, is YOURSELF.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (b90XL)

252 231
John Browning boulevard
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (y3sT9)
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Or Samuel Colt Parkway

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

253
"A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.
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Put up a 22nd century style wall.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:19 PM (IqV8l)

254 THIS YOUNG MAN WONT BE ABLE TO GET OBAMACARE IN MEXICO!!!!!!!

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Sounds like a job for me!

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at February 27, 2018 08:19 PM (ANIFC)

255 188
Tucker talking about Chicago issuing ids to illegals so they would be able to vote in federal elections



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I may be mistaken, but the Constitution does give states wide
latitude in setting election laws, so it may not be illegal for
non-citizens, even illegal aliens, to vote.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

State elections maybe, but does America have to accept their corrupt elections for Congress, Senate, and President?
Can't Congress just tell them to fuck off and take their fake election results from known non-citizens with them?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2018 08:19 PM (UsCnO)

256 248 So are the Homolympics finally over?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (398bZ)



Yes?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

257 Medieval level civilization still eludes his beloved patria. He opposes it because he doesn't understand it, and so it frightens him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

We could dress it up to look like wattle and daub. Would that help the transition?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (HScFq)

258 A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.


Alligators with frickin' lasers ain't medieval, Xavier.
Posted by: Miklos
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Good point. There's nothing 'medieval' about this wall. Cameras, vibration sensors, IR sensors. Totally 21st Century.

Posted by: Full Auto Weekly at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (9tO1t)

259 That's MASSACRE MACHINE GUNS, you haterz!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (4ErVI)

260 Posted by: Full Auto Weekly at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (9tO1t)

Great name for a newsletter.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (vr3St)

261 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

I've seen lots of magazines about guns, but no magazines about machine guns specifically.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

262 *Off rapist sock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (HScFq)

263 Lewis Lane?

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)

264 Not being a social media user, I really don't give a shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (Dbv1R)

And once this becomes acceptable practice then only criminal will avoid social media. Why are you a criminal, criminal? Where were you last night.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (63oy9)

265 196 The Verge has a story on a very troubling secret program that's been tested in New Orleans for the past 5-6 years to predict crimes people haven't committed yet based on their social media activity. This seems like a big fucking deal.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/27/17054740/palantir-predictive-policing-tool-new-orleans-nopd
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:08 PM (63oy9)

Wait don't tell me....... It's 100% accurate in preventing crime before it happens.

Posted by: The Parkland Gimp at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (96C7R)

266 Good point. There's nothing 'medieval' about this wall. Cameras, vibration sensors, IR sensors. Totally 21st Century.

Posted by: Full Auto Weekly at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (9tO1t)

needs lasers.

Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (0+nbW)

267
We could dress it up to look like wattle and daub. Would that help the transition?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (HScFq)

An adobe wall would probably be racist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (cfHE9)

268 Machine Gun Magazine...Is that one of those NRA publications?... Like Field and Stream?

Posted by: E.T. at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (nzKWW)

269 I may be mistaken, but the Constitution does give states wide
latitude in setting election laws, so it may not be illegal for
non-citizens, even illegal aliens, to vote.

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right, because that's how a sane, first world nation does things.

just like the founders wrote the constitution to:

1. let random judges stop potus in basic acts within his power
2. require some sort of racial redistributing with the whole world
3. gives first amendment rights to everyoine in the world (except russian trolls)

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (V3U1L)

270 If the GOP were smart - I know, I know - they'd sign on with that imbecile from NY and pass a bill banning fully automatic rifles, the thing that goes up and whatever that hot blonde lib on Fox News said about rapid fire magazine clips or whatever it was.

Since nobody in the MSM actually knows anything about guns, they'd probably go along with it and maybe even give Reps some kudos

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (6nRrz)

271 Wait don't tell me....... It's 100% accurate in preventing crime before it happens.
Posted by: The Parkland Gimp at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (96C7R)
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Just don't put Max von Sydow in charge of it.

Posted by: Axebot at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

272
We could dress it up to look like wattle and daub. Would that help the transition?
Posted by: Bill Clinton
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Well, Mexico, so should be painted with shithole camo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (9tO1t)

273 249
Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

So no more Machine Gun Illustrated?


Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

Dammit, just renewed my subscription to Soldier of Fortune. Probably won't get my money back either.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (DxWUs)

274 Funded by the CIA and recommended by their paid spokesman James Carville.



And the local newspapers here are too busy making fun of Trump to bother.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:13 PM (63oy9)

And no doubt disproportionately sweeping up Democrats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (Dbv1R)

275 Good point. There's nothing 'medieval' about this wall. Cameras, vibration sensors, IR sensors. Totally 21st Century.

Posted by: Full Auto Weekly at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (9tO1t)

needs lasers.
Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 08:21 PM (0+nbW)

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And Bluetooth. Gotta have Bluetooth.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (hP7r7)

276 Put up a 22nd century style wall.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Now, that's the silliest thing I've come across all day.

(As though a Level-0.2 force field would stop anybody. Sheesh.)

Posted by: FireHorse at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (y+SdL)

277
Another local story from the weekend:

South Boston, I-93, a mob of robbers on ATV's decided to cause mayhem on the highway like it was funny. State Police had to shoot one of them. He lived, unfortunately.

So these modern-day outlaws, most illegals, maybe all illegals, got charged with, get this, stuff such as driving without an inspection sticker, and driving uninsured.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 27, 2018 08:22 PM (b90XL)

278 I think they should ban all guns advertised as "full semi-automatic".

Posted by: Axebot at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (vDqXW)

279 "A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

He's right. I'm for minefields, gunships, and Lee Van Cleef and the USPF.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (O5Q3r)

280 65 196 The Verge has a story on a very troubling secret program that's been tested in New Orleans for the past 5-6 years to predict crimes people haven't committed yet based on their social media activity. This seems like a big fucking deal.

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has to be about black twitter. oh right, the PROMISE program. they don't get arrested now

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (V3U1L)

281 I need to get one of those full semi automatic AR15s

I hear they are weapons of bass destruction

Posted by: Bill Dance at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (spWXl)

282 ICE is busy. They have a lot of press releases about various operations around the country.

It's a start, but only a start.

We need the wall manned by hard men with massacre machine guns.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (4ErVI)

283 This makes me angry. I've seen what machine gun magazines can do. Bring in my handlers. I want to make a statement.

Posted by: Davey Hogg at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (Tyii7)

284 Maybe NASA's mariachi band could play for the workers building the wall.

You know--NASA's mariachi band that you're paying for.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (398bZ)

285 John Browning boulevard
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (y3sT9)
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Or Samuel Colt Parkway
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

Ruger Parkway.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (vr3St)

286
If there was ever a time in our nation's history when every law abiding citizen NEEDED to carry a gun, it is today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (b90XL)

287 It's a start, but only a start.

We need the wall manned by hard men with massacre machine guns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (4ErVI)

With either magazines to hold the murder bullets or periodicals to read about murder bullets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (cfHE9)

288 279
"A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

He's right. I'm for minefields, gunships, and Lee Van Cleef and the USPF.


Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (O5Q3r)


A Lee Van Cleef reference.
Effing awesome!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (UsCnO)

289 251) Point#3 An unarmed 77 year old man tried to stop the assailant instead of hiding behind a stairwell!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (nWc4E)

290 285 John Browning boulevard
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (y3sT9)
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Or Samuel Colt Parkway
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

Ruger Parkway.
Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:24 PM (vr3St)
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I'm going to need more roads.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:25 PM (Sfs6o)

291 I'm asking this since I really don't know...but what is it about the AR15 as opposed to say the Ar14 or ar16 that makes it so popular and by extension so hated?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:26 PM (6nRrz)

292
"A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.



I'm-a get medieval on yo' border.

Posted by: Marcellus Two Scoops at February 27, 2018 08:26 PM (EzdLW)

293 I'm going to need more roads.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:25 PM (Sfs6o)

Audie Murphy Way?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:26 PM (cfHE9)

294 I see ABC has ordered an Alec Baldwin talk show. Maybe every show can call some a fag. Or a fat pig.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 08:26 PM (+y/Ru)

295 I'm going to need more roads.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:25 PM (Sfs6o)

Armalite Alley.

Posted by: Miklos, putting stripes on it at February 27, 2018 08:26 PM (zCyNd)

296 The AR-16 was only manufactured in prototype form and was never put into production.

And in my pants.

Posted by: Axebot at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (vDqXW)

297 Arrec Barwin?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (+lOpA)

298 426 Hemi-Automatic.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (RuIsu)

299 We need the wall manned by hard men with massacre machine guns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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As Tammy al thor has suggested, nicotine-deprived Marines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (cp1if)

300 They all have to go back. Even the sexy Shandiboos and Potatoboos.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (96C7R)

301 John Browning boulevard
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (y3sT9)
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Or Samuel Colt Parkway
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

Ruger Parkway.
Posted by: Country Boy

Get your hate on Route 88.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

302 Put up a 22nd century style wall.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

100 foot high gleaming stainless steel polished by sand driven by the Southern winds.

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (UdKB7)

303 You gun-crazy maniacs!! Naming streets after GUNS!!! You're all obsessed with violence and bloodshed!

(I'm going to take a walk on my neighborhood's Reflex Recurve Nature Trail to blow off some steam.)

Posted by: WaterCow at February 27, 2018 08:29 PM (y+SdL)

304 100 foot high gleaming stainless steel polished by sand driven by the Southern winds.

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (UdKB7)
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With frickin' lasers.

Posted by: Axebot at February 27, 2018 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

305 I see ABC has ordered an Alec Baldwin talk show. Maybe every show can call some a fag. Or a fat pig.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke

C'mon, he can't have his family on every episode.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 08:29 PM (HScFq)

306 We need the wall manned by hard men with massacre machine guns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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As Tammy al thor has suggested, nicotine-deprived Marines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (cp1if)

Lifers in jail for murder. As long as the guns only point South, let them have at it.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:29 PM (vr3St)

307 Patton Blvd.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:29 PM (nisXv)

308 Also need to name the rifle range.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

309
has to be about black twitter. oh right, the PROMISE program. they don't get arrested now
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 08:23 PM (V3U1L)

I can't recommend the movie Death of Stalin enough. I'm sure Moscow had low crime rates too during the several years Stalin was indiscriminately rounding people up every night to be shot on the street in front of their families.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (63oy9)

310
Oh Sean Bean has a new series on Netflix -- Frankenstein Chronicles
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Cool.

I missed all of the first season but I really like the newish Hugh Laurie series, "Chance", that's up to show three in season two that seems like a cross between 'House', 'Dexter', and Mike from 'Breaking Bad' and 'Better Call Saul'. Alot of "f#cks" in it but not super violent... just violent!

And "Homeland" has really jumped the shark. I'm still watching for now just to see how massively bad it can get.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (ewxPW)

311 What's in ABC's wallet?

Posted by: Eric Baldwynn at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

312 "Family Heartbroken After Napa Man Arrested By ICE Agents."

"Family Heartbroken After New Yorker Executed in Sing Sing."

"The family of entrepreneur Louis "Lepke" Burchalter was shattered yesterday by the execution in the electric chair of their beloved son and husband. Louis [note use of the first name, to humanize him], the founder of a startup that with his wry sense of humor he playfully named, "Murder Incorporated," was convicted of several dozen extremely late stage abortions, an allegation his family denies."

"He was a good boy, he was planning on going to college, and jokingly said, "If I don't get in, I gonna murder the fucking dean." Such a kidder! Such a sense of humor!"

"He'll be missed."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (pVGtq)

313 308 Also need to name the rifle range.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

Dick Cheney's Place?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:31 PM (cfHE9)

314 As Tammy al thor has suggested, nicotine-deprived Marines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:28 PM (cp1if)

And no coffee.

Hey don't we still have some of those Davy Crockett Nuclear Weapons Systems in museums? I wonder if those still work. Send 'em on down there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 08:31 PM (4ErVI)

315 Also need to name the rifle range.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

lead field

Posted by: BignJames at February 27, 2018 08:31 PM (0+nbW)

316 308 Also need to name the rifle range
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Sgt. York. Has to be.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:31 PM (398bZ)

317 I'm shocked. Chicago is pushing city ID's for illegals and allowing them to use it to vote. I can't believe the feds are afraid of that prick 9 fingers Rahm.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (nisXv)



That bastard needs to be in a jail cell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:32 PM (SiINZ)

318 Also need to name the rifle range.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

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Mad Dog Mattis Range. Or, General Patton Memorial range.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 27, 2018 08:32 PM (hP7r7)

319 If there isn't to be a medieval wall how about a network of lasers like movie cat burglars are always dealing with?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 27, 2018 08:32 PM (nBr1j)

320
Remington Road

Winchester Way

Beretta Byway

Para-Ordnance Parkway

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:32 PM (QxXRY)

321 308 Also need to name the rifle range.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

Camp Thing That Goes Up.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:32 PM (vr3St)

322 I heart the General Patton Memorial Range idea.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)

323 321. That's a keeper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

324

"Family Heartbroken After Napa Man Arrested By ICE Agents."



The agents should have driven him past the Oakland city hall with their middle fingers out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)

325 Armalite Ave.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (QxXRY)

326 A medieval wall along the U.S.- Mexico border reminds me of the time I was ball-gagged and as raped by a gay midget, Becerra said.

I may have gotten some of that wrong. He was shoving and entire bag of dicks in his mouth at the time.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (JJNkd)

327 Jabotinsky Way for one of the weasel roads. Has to be.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

328 Taurus Turnpike?

Henry Highway?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (cfHE9)

329 Also need to name the rifle range

A Whiff of Grapeshot

Posted by: Eric Baldwynn at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (Tyii7)

330 Ready for some good laughs......I present Thew New Republic's prediction of what happens in 2020...

"Trump could be hurt, however, by a strong challenge from within the Republican Party. As American University historian Allan Lichtman has argued, "an internal nomination contest" is "the single best predictor of presidential election results." (Ohio Governor John Kasich reportedly is weighing a Trump challenge in 2020, either as a Republican or independent.) "

BWA HA HA HA HA HA. John Kasich will dethrone Trump in 2020.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (6nRrz)

331 317 I'm shocked. Chicago is pushing city ID's for illegals and allowing them to use it to vote. I can't believe the feds are afraid of that prick 9 fingers Rahm.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:10 PM (nisXv)



That bastard needs to be in a jail cell
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:32 PM (SiINZ)


Rahm is too stupid to realize that when they achieve critical mass the Hispanics will vote his ass OUT.

You'd think he'd have figured that out, since he already faced that threat in the election.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (pVGtq)

332 need to name the rifle range.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

Dealey Plaza or Kent State.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (96C7R)

333 Enfield Field.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (Dbv1R)

334 Of course I will probably end up with WeaselRoad 1, WeaselRoad 2, and WeaselRange.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (Sfs6o)

335 Machine Gun Magazine

free chainsaw bayonet with new subscription

Posted by: Marcellus Two Scoops at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (EzdLW)

336 ---
Sgt. York. Has to be.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud
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I vote yes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (QxXRY)

337 Becerra has more loyalty to Mexico than he does the United States. Unquestionably.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

338 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.

I've seen lots of magazines about guns, but no magazines about machine guns specifically.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)



I've got a subscription to MP 40 Quarterly. It's wunderbar

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (SiINZ)

339 Other than the WW2 stuff, Hitler was actually a pretty decent person. His family was heart broken when he was arrested this morning.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (6nRrz)

340 The agents should have driven him past the Oakland city hall with their middle fingers out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)


No. They should have driven up into the lobby, gotten out, and carded everybody in the Oakland City Hall.

If they couldn't find a few illegal aliens in there, I'll piss port wine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (pVGtq)

341 BWA HA HA HA HA HA. John Kasich will dethrone Trump in 2020.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (6nRrz)


BUT MY DAD WAS A MAIL MAN!

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (M+Lyo)

342 Veteran's Memorial Rifle Range

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (nisXv)

343 339 Other than the WW2 stuff, Hitler was actually a pretty decent person. His family was heart broken when he was arrested this morning.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (6nRrz)


Yeah, there was kind of a big misunderstanding there for a while. But he was a good boy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (pVGtq)

344 'need to name the rifle range'.

Audie's Alley

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (UdKB7)

345 342 Veteran's Memorial Rifle Range
Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (nisXv)
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This is a winner.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)

346 I'll piss port wine.

Been there, done that. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 27, 2018 08:37 PM (Tyii7)

347 Enfield Field.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (Dbv1R)

"Address all newsletter subscriptions to 303 Enfield, Weasel Acres."

Posted by: Miklos, prparing the PR campaign at February 27, 2018 08:37 PM (zCyNd)

348 226 California Attorney General Xavier Becerra, meanwhile, said in a statement his office remained opposed to the border wall and would evaluate its options.

"A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

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This is the insanity we are dealing with on the left.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:15 PM (6nRrz)

A proper 21st century solution would be to build a line of 100 foot tall robot warriors all along the border.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 08:37 PM (Qy9+s)

349 330 Ready for some good laughs......I present Thew New Republic's prediction of what happens in 2020...

"Trump could be hurt, however, by a strong challenge from within the Republican Party. As American University historian Allan Lichtman has argued, "an internal nomination contest" is "the single best predictor of presidential election results." (Ohio Governor John Kasich reportedly is weighing a Trump challenge in 2020, either as a Republican or independent.) "

BWA HA HA HA HA HA. John Kasich will dethrone Trump in 2020.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (6nRrz)


This country's drug problem is clearly totally out of control.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:37 PM (pVGtq)

350 Other than the WW2 stuff, Hitler was actually a pretty decent person.
His family was heart broken when he was arrested this morning.

Charles Whitman was an Eagle Scout and a Marine before he went up in that tower.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:37 PM (O5Q3r)

351 If they couldn't find a few illegal aliens in there, I'll piss port wine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (pVGtq)

There's another thing you never hear of: starboard wine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (Dbv1R)

352 Basilone Boulevard.

Posted by: Miklos at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (zCyNd)

353 More wisdom from Thew New Reopublic

"The conventional wisdom says that a strong economy favors the incumbent party in the White House. That didn't hold true in 2016"

Uhm no you fucktards. The economy was in a deep recession or quasi depression from 2009 to 2016.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (6nRrz)

354 I'll piss port wine.
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For the road or the range?

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)

355 Other than the WW2 stuff, Hitler was actually a pretty decent person. His family was heart broken when he was arrested this morning.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:35 PM (6nRrz)

Yeah, there was kind of a big misunderstanding there for a while. But he was a good boy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (pVGtq)



He was turning his life around but he needed more Lebensraum for the turn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (SiINZ)

356 If they couldn't find a few illegal aliens in there, I'll piss port wine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:36 PM (pVGtq)

===

They would not get past security.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (EZebt)

357 Possibly more info on the attack/letter on a military base (nose bleeds and burning sensations):

https://tinyurl.com/y89r6h8c

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (cfHE9)

358 Was he just turning his life around?

Posted by: cccp3-o at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (vKfaB)

359 330
Ready for some good laughs......I present Thew New Republic's prediction of what happens in 2020...



"Trump could be hurt, however, by a strong challenge from within the
Republican Party. As American University historian Allan Lichtman has
argued, "an internal nomination contest" is "the single best predictor
of presidential election results." (Ohio Governor John Kasich reportedly
is weighing a Trump challenge in 2020, either as a Republican or
independent.) "



BWA HA HA HA HA HA. John Kasich will dethrone Trump in 2020.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (6nRrz)

Mitt Romney.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (djCea)

360 "A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

No, of course not. We want one with lasers, drones, and AP mines. We're not gonna with that boiling crap.

Happy now, Xavier? Btw, what's YOUR immigration status, just of curiosity?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:39 PM (pVGtq)

361 I'm shocked. Chicago is pushing city ID's for illegals and allowing them to use it to vote.

---

Some moron made an astute observation recently:

The (D)s wouldn't be going to the mat for them if they didn't vote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump's numbers crashed and even CNN still has him at 35% at February 27, 2018 08:39 PM (ks6bw)

362 (Ohio Governor John Kasich reportedly is weighing a Trump challenge in 2020, either as a Republican or independent.) "

And Jeff Flake is going to "Politics and Eggs" in New Hampshire next month.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (398bZ)

363 Jazz Shaw reminds me of a commenter 'feeling' about that Roommate from Hell Bachman in sidebar. The commenter was upset a shelter found a home for Bachman's cat without his permission.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (HreEk)

364 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.
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Soviet PPSh's are trying to influence the government!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (ewxPW)

365 They would not get past security.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (EZebt)


That's why I said "drive INTO the lobby." As in the Hollywood movies. Security will be too busy saving their own asses by getting out of the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (pVGtq)

366 Flake / Katshit 2020

THEY CAN"T LOSE!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (6nRrz)

367 This is a winner.

I wish I could drive out with a bottle of champagne to christen it.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (nisXv)

368
(Ohio Governor John Kasich reportedly is weighing a Trump challenge in 2020, either as a Republican or independent.) "




Because his 2016 bid was so off the charts successful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (SiINZ)

369 Hell, I'll piss Chianti and fava beans if it'll make me Prez'nit. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (Tyii7)

370 Here's my next pointed screed, straight from the hate-filled void where my heart should be, aimed more at Republicans because You-MotherFuckers-That-Should-Know-Better are just as bad as the damned Progressives ...

... shit. I got nothin'.

Y'all ... if we ain't at Peak Retard, I don't know what that'll look like. And you're talking to the cat that laid in food, water, and other such shit to hold out in place for thirty days.

But we got people in Broward County standing by a Sheriff that let a Retard-Thug hold guns to other people's heads before said RT killed kids. We got people in Sanctuary Cities insisting on dying to allow more people to kill them while seeking sanctuary.

We got a political party that holds the Oval Office, House, Senate, and maybe the Supreme Court in another year ... and they absolute fucking hate the movement behind the guy that got 'em there.

We still got people looking at Federal and Local Police Cowardice ... from both Parties ... that will still insist on giving 'em MRAPs.

I do enjoy looking at the trends, calling them out, and being right about it. And I love calling out the Hypocrisy. But we've reached the point where I can't connect the dots without a French Curve.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (fiGNd)

371 "Yeah, there was kind of a big misunderstanding there for a while. But he was a good boy"

He used to cut mien grass.

Posted by: walzenkopfige Dame at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

372 (Ohio Governor John Kasich reportedly is weighing a Trump challenge in 2020, either as a Republican or independent.) "

For my part, I'm weight a challenge to Clayton Kershaw for this season's Cy Young Award.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (pVGtq)

373 366 Flake / Katshit 2020

THEY CAN"T LOSE!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (6nRrz)

You can barely imagine the excitement of such a ticket even now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (cfHE9)

374 Barry's Poop Shoot.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (96C7R)

375 Kasich was such a doosh I hated him after 5 minutes of watching him.

I don't think any pol has ever turned me off that fast.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

376 I get more and more confused by the courts every day...

Supremes come out and say, Illegals do not have Habeus Corpus and can be detained indefinitely...

But another Judge says DACAs have the right to ignore Immigration Law...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (NgKpN)

377 A medieval wall along the U.S.-Mexico border simply does not belong in the 21st century," Becerra said.

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I'm fairly okay with the National Guard until we can build a 21st century wall.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (ks6bw)

378 I think it was AnalPundit who recently predicted Katshit would run as an indie in 2020. He wouldn't win the presidency but he'd win Ohio and maybe a couple of other purple states that Trump won in 2016, which would be enough to give the presidency to the Dem.

LOL

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (6nRrz)

379 Because his 2016 bid was so off the charts successful
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (SiINZ)


Well, he WAS off the charts. When asked who'd she'd vote for, even Mrs. Kasich changed the subject.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (pVGtq)

380 A medieval wall does not belong along the U.S.-Mexico border, Becerra said.

Ok, I agree. How about a minefield full of m18s and a few m249s posted behind some hesco positions?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (JJNkd)

381 375 Kasich was such a doosh I hated him after 5 minutes of watching him.

I don't think any pol has ever turned me off that fast.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

Henry Waxman?

Barney Frank?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (cfHE9)

382 No, of course not. We want one with lasers, drones, and AP mines. We're not gonna with that boiling crap.

Molten lead might be a good deterrent.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)

383 367 This is a winner.

I wish I could drive out with a bottle of champagne to christen it.
Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (nisXv)
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Come on down! Or Over. Or up.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)

384

And Jeff Flake is going to "Politics and Eggs" in New Hampshire next month.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (398bZ)

What does this mean? And why is New Hamshire the weather vane of America?

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:43 PM (96C7R)

385 382 No, of course not. We want one with lasers, drones, and AP mines. We're not gonna with that boiling crap.

Molten lead might be a good deterrent.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)

Give them the Lead!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:43 PM (cfHE9)

386 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (pVGtq)

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I bet you're a lot of fun on Saturday nights!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 08:43 PM (EZebt)

387 352 Basilone Boulevard.
Posted by: Miklos at February 27, 2018 08:38 PM (zCyNd)


Interesting. I live near Basilone Road.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:44 PM (pVGtq)

388 think it was AnalPundit who recently predicted Katshit would run as an indie in 2020. He wouldn't win the presidency but he'd win Ohio and maybe a couple of other purple states that Trump won in 2016, which would be enough to give the presidency to the Dem.

LOL
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (6nRrz)

This is their game plan.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:44 PM (96C7R)

389 364 Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D., N.Y.) called for a ban on "machine gun magazines" during a press conference Tuesday.
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Soviet PPSh's are trying to influence the government!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (ewxPW)

Soldier of Fortune? Guns and Ammo? Which magazines she talking about?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2018 08:44 PM (NgKpN)

390 385 382 No, of course not. We want one with lasers, drones, and AP mines. We're not gonna with that boiling crap.

Molten lead might be a good deterrent.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:42 PM (O5Q3r)

Give them the Lead!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 08:43 PM (cfHE9)


Yeah! I left the word "oil" above, but in a blatant act of cultural appropriation, maybe boiling salsa would be a better choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:45 PM (pVGtq)

391 Family members of Dear Leader were ordered to be shocked by the arrest of our Beloved General on several hundred thousand counts of murder.
"He was such a good boy. He was turning his life around, had plans to join NutriSystem." said Kim Yee-tong (Dear Leader's cousin) as he was being subjected to genital torture, which he admitted to deserving.

Posted by: DKRP News at February 27, 2018 08:45 PM (HScFq)

392 In W. VA teachers are on strike. The gov offered 2% raise every year for 5 years. The Marxists said nyet.

Reason #3862 why I loathe teachers.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:45 PM (6nRrz)

393 In his novel 'Trial by Fire,' Coyle figured it would take 54 division to secure the border with two brigades forward and one in reserve.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2018 08:45 PM (HreEk)

394 Come on down! Or Over. Or up.

Love to, but from Chicago it's a cruise for me and we kinda have our own sorta built-in range around here that's getting bigger.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:46 PM (nisXv)

395 But another Judge says DACAs have the right to ignore Immigration any Law...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (NgKpN)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:46 PM (pVGtq)

396 In W. VA teachers are on strike. The gov offered 2% raise every year for 5 years. The Marxists said nyet.


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The employees who got steady raises and no layoffs after the (D)s crashed the market to win a presidential campaign?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 08:46 PM (ks6bw)

397 392 In W. VA teachers are on strike. The gov offered 2% raise every year for 5 years. The Marxists said nyet.

Reason #3862 why I loathe teachers.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:45 PM (6nRrz)

2% PLUS cost of living? or just 2%, which is less than inflation?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

398 This nation needs new manufacture PPSh 43's at competitive prices and with ZERO restrictions because America. You can buy a long arm, you can buy Stalin's Singer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

399 386 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (pVGtq)

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I bet you're a lot of fun on Saturday nights!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 08:43 PM (EZebt)


Coulda been worse. Coulda just called down an airstrike on the whole building. Which would have been my first choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (pVGtq)

400 I'm not saying Trump will win in 2020. He very well may. He may not. But the likes of Katshit or Flake or Egg McMuffin is not winning any states. If they get more than 5% of the vote it will be a miracle. And the majority of their votes will come from Democrats anyway.

The idea that a Katshit 3rd party run will cause Trump to lose is about as stupid as the idea of banning guns with things that go up.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (6nRrz)

401 >>>Was he just turning his life around?

after being deported 4 times and then 15+ years behind bars he deserved to retire in napa valley.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (SJBL7)

402 Give them the Lead!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Cold steel's the only language they speak, sir.

Posted by: Cpl. Jones at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (HScFq)

403
I do enjoy looking at the trends, calling them out, and being right about it. And I love calling out the Hypocrisy. But we've reached the point where I can't connect the dots without a French Curve.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 08:41 PM (fiGNd)

We are nowhere near Peak Retard, Scogg.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (vr3St)

404 Bernie's son is running for congress out of New Hampshire, that state is turning deep blue, lots of voter fraud.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (nWc4E)

405 In W. VA teachers are on strike. The gov offered 2% raise every year for 5 years. The Marxists said nyet

Shit. There go all those Nobel Prizes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (pVGtq)

406 So lemme get this right.

"Universal" background checks means private sales of, say, Ruger 10/22 squirrel guns, need to fall under this new mandate?

So we all gotta "register" our 10/22s?

Who knows we have 'em?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (5OEn4)

407 The undead heartbroken when stake driven through heart of beloved count.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (nBr1j)

408 And Jeff Flake is going to "Politics and Eggs" in New Hampshire next month.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (398bZ)

What does this mean? And why is New Hamshire the weather vane of America?
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It's an early political to-do that has been used by candidates in the past to signal their intention to run for the presidency.

The GOP had a great proposal to rotate early primaries as a way of eliminating Iowa and New Hampshire's advantage. It got voted down.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (398bZ)

409 OT but I just saw the trailer to Death Wish. I'm surprised they haven't delayed its release.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2018 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

410 Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:46 PM (nisXv)
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Invitation stands if you ever find yourself in Virginny.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:49 PM (Sfs6o)

411 Family members of Dear Leader were ordered to be shocked by the arrest
of our Beloved General on several hundred thousand counts of murder.

"He was such a good boy. He was turning his life around, had plans
to join NutriSystem." said Kim Yee-tong (Dear Leader's cousin) as he was
being subjected to genital torture, which he admitted to deserving.

He was then tied to a No Dong missile and fired into the Sea of Japan.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 08:49 PM (O5Q3r)

Posted by: zombie blondi at February 27, 2018 08:49 PM (ewxPW)

413 A medieval wall does not belong along the U.S.-Mexico border, Becerra said.

I agree. We are better than that. Aliens sentry guns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2018 08:50 PM (Dp6qK)

414 2% PLUS cost of living? or just 2%, which is less than inflation?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

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2% raise.

But that's really more than 2%. Since in addition to the 2% raise in pay, teachers also move up in step every year. So say you have Step 1 that pays $30K. Step 2 pays $32K. A first year teacher makes $30K then 2nd year makes $32K, third years $35K etc. So they get an automatic raise already. This 2% would be 2% extra for $30K, 2% extra for $32K, etc.

I don't know what the actual $ values are, just using those as an example.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:50 PM (6nRrz)

415
BWA HA HA HA HA HA. John Kasich will dethrone Trump in 2020.
Posted by: #neverskankles


And he'll run against either Oprah, Michelle or Kamala?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:50 PM (IqV8l)

416 after ... 15+ years behind bars
Posted by: concrete girl at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (SJBL7)


"Longtime California resident arrested."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:50 PM (pVGtq)

417 This is a winner.

I wish I could drive out with a bottle of champagne to christen it.
Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:40 PM (nisXv)
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Come on down! Or Over. Or up.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)

Schedule a MoMee christening.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:50 PM (vr3St)

418 Coulda been worse. Coulda just called down an airstrike on the whole building. Which would have been my first choice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:47 PM (pVGtq)

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I was in West Philly when the cops bombed it. I highly recommend it for Oakland too. But then again, who would notice?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 08:50 PM (EZebt)

419 Invitation stands if you ever find yourself in Virginny.

Thank you sir, I will if I get the chance.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 08:51 PM (nisXv)

420 And, in actual important news, Republicans are getting their asses kicked again tonight in special elections, with Dems flipping GOP held seats.

Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 08:51 PM (blNeQ)

421 Pretty sick of the fact that no deep state colluding demo-commie is in jail yet.

Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 08:51 PM (OcU5E)

422 420. Hey, Bob! How's your wife and my kids?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

423
Jeff Flake is going to "Politics and Eggs" in New Hampshire next month.

No bacon??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (IqV8l)

424 420 And, in actual important news, Republicans are getting their asses kicked again tonight in special elections, with Dems flipping GOP held seats.
Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 08:51 PM (blNeQ)

__

In elections that haven't closed yet? Holy shit. Bobby Brown can see the future everyone!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (6nRrz)

425 And, in actual important news, Republicans are
getting their asses kicked again tonight in special elections, with Dems
flipping GOP held seats.



Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 08:51 PM (blNeQ)

Hey Sport, this dick ain't going to suck itself!

Posted by: Glory Hole at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (Dbv1R)

426 Nobody likes you, "Bob Braun." Not even your mom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (IMacf)

427 Margret Sanger 30 minute interview with Mike Wallace.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsrOPDdbTzM

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (96C7R)

428 332 need to name the rifle range.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

Dealey Plaza or Kent State.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:34 PM (96C7R)


Ceausceau Memorial Range.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (pVGtq)

429 424. Hey, that's his prerogative!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

430 She likes me, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (IMacf)

431 OT, Papa John's has officially terminated their relationship with the NFL.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (vr3St)

432 406 So lemme get this right.

"Universal" background checks means private sales of, say, Ruger 10/22 squirrel guns, need to fall under this new mandate?

So we all gotta "register" our 10/22s?

Who knows we have 'em?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (5OEn4)

The basic goal is to have 'something' on every citizen... evidence of some law they have broken...

They will do it by making so much crap illegal, that you will break laws just by living...

And then use Big Data and the Deep State to gather the evidence they will then use to blackmail you into compliance.

Look at how Mueller is going after people... process crimes.... and nebulous things like 'conspiracy to hide stuff' (basically one of the charges against the Russian Hackers).

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (NgKpN)

433 Schedule a MoMee christening.
Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:50 PM (vr3St)
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There's an idea.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (Sfs6o)

434 Kasich/McMullen 2020

Say hello to President Kamala Harris. Hell, Hillary herself could beat that ticket.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

435
I was in West Philly when the cops bombed it. I highly recommend it for Oakland too. But then again, who would notice?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Was that the Move bunch?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

436 We are nowhere near Peak Retard, Scogg.
Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:48 PM (vr3St)


I think you're right.

But we've reached the point where I can't reliably even discern what large groups of people perceive their own best interests to be ... let alone use that to project their next actions.

Hari Seldon would look at this shit, consult a slide rule, say Fuck It and go take Dors out for a beer.

You know ... maybe I don't think you're right. But it's a Semantics Thing. I'm just wondering if we've indeed reached Peak Retard - and I just don't grasp The Next Phase of Stupid.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (fiGNd)

437 Bob Braun is Lloyd Braun's retarded brother.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (6nRrz)

438 *winks at Bob Braun*

How's about you fetch us a coupla brews. Thanks, champ.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (IMacf)

439 Bob has a prolapsed anus.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (96C7R)

440 But that's really more than 2%. Since in addition to the 2% raise in
pay, teachers also move up in step every year. So say you have Step 1
that pays $30K. Step 2 pays $32K. A first year teacher makes $30K then
2nd year makes $32K, third years $35K etc. So they get an automatic
raise already. This 2% would be 2% extra for $30K, 2% extra for $32K,
etc.


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Down here in NC they get local incentives, too. So $32K + $10K county incentives, but the poor things are having to survive on $32K a year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (ks6bw)

441 420. Hey, Bob! How's your wife and my kids?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

You too????

Posted by: Country Boy at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (vr3St)

442 426 Nobody likes you, "Bob Braun." Not even your mom.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (IMacf)


Probably not your dad, either, whoever he is. Has your mom setting the betting line yet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (pVGtq)

443 "If Illinois had an attorney general, he would do something"

IL does have an attorney general who is a she -- Lisa Madigan, a Democrat (of course), who probably won't do a thing about this.

Posted by: Secret Square at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (9WuX0)

444 Nood

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (tr2D7)

445 own here in NC they get local incentives, too. So $32K + $10K county incentives, but the poor things are having to survive on $32K a year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (ks6bw)

__

For working 8 months a year, 6 hours a day.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:55 PM (6nRrz)

446 441. * fistbump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:55 PM (fA1SL)

447 Nood

Posted by: An Observation at February 27, 2018 08:55 PM (NwwIL)

448 439 Bob has a prolapsed anus.
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 08:54 PM (96C7R)


I doubt it. It's probably been pushed in LOTS of times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:55 PM (pVGtq)

449 Bob Braun is Lloyd Braun's retarded brother.
Posted by: #neverskankles

Their Gramma Eva. was pretty hot back in the day.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 08:55 PM (HScFq)

450 I am become willow, destroyer of threads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 08:55 PM (ks6bw)

451 Was that the Move bunch?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

===

Yup. Such lovely neighbors.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 08:56 PM (EZebt)

452 I wish the headline read...'CNN longtime anchor and purveyor of truth and all things good, Brian Stelter, was led from CNN Tower today and beaten unmercifully by police in the parking lot for resisting arrest and assaulting police officers, as he was taken into custody for stalking a daycare center in a white van!'

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 08:56 PM (yhf6w)

453 406 So lemme get this right.

"Universal" background checks means private sales of, say, Ruger 10/22 squirrel guns, need to fall under this new mandate?

So we all gotta "register" our 10/22s?

Who knows we have 'em?
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Well, you were subject to a background check when you purchased it. "Universal" or "comprehensive" means your neighbor will be subject to a background check when you sell it to him.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 08:57 PM (398bZ)

454
In elections that haven't closed yet? Holy shit. Bobby Brown can see the future everyone!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:52 PM (6nRrz)
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Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 08:57 PM (blNeQ)

455 451 Was that the Move bunch?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

===

Yup. Such lovely neighbors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 08:56 PM (EZebt)


And MOVE stood for ... uh ... well ... uh ... moving, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 08:58 PM (pVGtq)

456 Sgt. York. Has to be.

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I'm reading Another Town, Another River by John Irvin, his recollections of being an 18 year old virgin being assigned to an M4 Sherman tank driving into Nazi Germany. On his first day his tank just needs to follow a column of tanks to the jump off point. They got lost and after wandering around in the dark they find a town full of tanks and they think they're home free. He gets out of the tank to report in and finds a house that looks like an HQ but just as he's ready to walk in he notices the officers are speaking German. He beats it back to his tank but one Kraut has followed. The Kraut te!ls him to relax, they're out of gas, out of ammo, and out of food they just want to surrender. He tells the Kraut that he's lost and the Kraut tells him no problem, they know where his unit is. So he leads, well, actually follows, 100 Kraut prisoners into his tank park and he's thinking, "Damn, I'm Alvin York!" His captain isn't happy, though. The captain tells that they knew about the Krauts and were trying to bypass them because they're not equipped to handle prisoners. The captain tells him to go "take care" of them. He's like "What!!!!!" But then some MPs came and escorted the Krauts to the rear. I guess the captain had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)

457 Also need to name the rifle range.

Camp Perry Pky for a road and Haithcock Alley for the range

Posted by: Agitator at February 27, 2018 09:30 PM (jvMMp)

458 I'm sure Al Capone's wife and son were heartbroken when HE went to federal prison.

Posted by: Alan D McIntire at February 28, 2018 08:31 AM (CJWWE)

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