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Senator Durbin Can't Have It Both Ways; He's Either A Catholic Or An Abortion Supporter...Not Both
Politicizing the pulpit has been going on for a very long time, but the Left has been ascendent for the last generation. So it is heartening to see some push-back.
Springfield Bishop Paprocki repeats: Senator Durbin is not to be admitted to Holy CommunionIn an unusual move, a bishop — Thomas Paprocki of Springfield, Illinois —has posted this public statement on the diocesan website: I agree completely with His Eminence, Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Chairman of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops’ (USCCB) Committee on Pro-Life Activities, who called the U.S. Senate’s failure to pass the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act “appalling.” Fourteen Catholic senators voted against the bill that would have prohibited abortions starting at 20 weeks after fertilization, including Sen. Richard Durbin, whose residence is in the Diocese of Springfield in Illinois. In April 2004, Sen. Durbin’s pastor, then Msgr. Kevin Vann (now Bishop Kevin Vann of Orange, CA), said that he would be reticent to give Sen. Durbin Holy Communion because his pro-abortion position put him outside of communion or unity with the Church’s teachings on life. My predecessor, now Archbishop George Lucas of Omaha, said that he would support that decision. I have continued that position.
Senator Durbin is of course free to worship (or not worship) as he sees fit. That is one of the glories of American Exceptionalism, and one that is fundamental to our freedom. But the Catholic church is also free to act in its own best interest. Denying the Senator communion may or may not be important to him, but it sends a serious and unambiguous message that his church takes his political activity seriously.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 11:59 AM (Sfs6o)
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Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 25, 2018 12:06 PM (Vqe4u)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 25, 2018 12:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:06 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
I have a headache now. May throw up.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:07 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:07 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 25, 2018 12:07 PM (Vqe4u)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (YYYb4)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
I suspect the other thread was voluntarily removed.
Still, I thought it was a better Sunday morning topic. The hypocrisy of Washington politicians? Meh. That's every other day that ends in a 'y.'
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (dUJdY)
Are we in Ace's Matrix?
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (EzdLW)
Whoa. Deja vu.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Dick Durbin Hodgenson's spotter at February 25, 2018 12:09 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:09 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:09 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:09 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Try
http://www.textcleanr.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (y87Qq)
I was thinking the exact same thing. Why she hasn't been excommunicated is beyond me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (YSMj9)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (MIKMs)
Good for this bishop, I wish more bishops would do that.
(in an about to be willowed comment I was going to say the 'by zombies' doesn't work..... I totaled my car by zombies. The just stood there and laughed)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (fIn37)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (y87Qq)
I was thinking the exact same thing. Why she hasn't been excommunicated is beyond me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe there's a secret schism and we actually have one of those Mirror Universe Antipopes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Archbishop George Lucas of Omaha at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:09 PM (Sfs6o)
Was that what it's like in the cornfield?
Posted by: Whatever at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (oVJmc)
Bishop Paprocki is pretty traditional from what I understand and it's good to finally see someone in the Church take a stand against these scumbags like Dickhead Durbin. Now on to excommunicating the bastards. Although I'm sure that a shithead like Durbin might not care at this point
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (SiINZ)
Unfortunately I do not see the current Pope supportive of such things.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (Vqe4u)
http://www.textcleanr.com/"
-Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM (y87Qq)
Thank you, Sir! Washing it as we speak.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:12 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:12 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (qJtVm)
I... I remember those! But we were talking about things we missed when we were growing up!
Were we dreaming? It seemed so real...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (GckyN)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (y87Qq)
Were we ever really that young?
*sighs wistfully*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:03 PM (Sfs6o)
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bet you were thinking we all got raptured
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (vChNs)
http://www.textcleanr.com/
I've even been able to Pixify some recalcitrant text by copying it into and out of Notepad (assuming you're running Windows.)
It's usually "smart quotes" or an em-dash, if it's not a character you can recognize quickly, like umlaut'ed vowels or something.
There has to be a better option than retyping the whole thing; that's a big list.
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (EzdLW)
- (D)s
"Are you going to that Hillary fundraiser at that First United African Methodist Temple of the Black Jesus?"
- Same (D)s
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks and Hispanics are beating up LGBTs in record numbers and it's Trumps fault!!!! at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (ks6bw)
He is a traitorous asshole.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:09 PM (Sfs6o)
Was that what it's like in the cornfield?
Posted by: Whatever at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (sXefu)
Heh. I just happened to be reading Bill Mumy's Wikipedia page a few minutes ago.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (oVJmc)
The Pope would have to go so we are in Purgatory right now. One Pope steps down and thats what you get. The libs are looking at this scenario for Tump.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (vChNs)
How could anybody tell? It's not like we'd leave a pile of clothes behind.
Right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:15 PM (qJtVm)
Why Dickhead, what profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul, but for
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 12:15 PM (SiINZ)
No communion for globalists that conspire to overthrow sovereign governments.
imo
Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (bT8Z4)
It's usually "smart quotes" or an em-dash, if it's not a character you can recognize quickly, like umlaut'ed vowels or something.
There has to be a better option than retyping the whole thing; that's a big list.
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM
Yep. Apostrophes are a problem too.
I often paste something into Notepad or other plain text editor before pasting it here.
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Pope Bennie at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Whatever at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (sXefu)
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but the cornfield fears being sent to the barrel
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: SarahW at February 25, 2018 12:17 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:17 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Pope Bennie at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (70cRb)
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Come baaaaaaaccckkkkkk
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:17 PM (YSMj9)
The word is out in Colorado that we must support amnesty for DACA Dreamboats.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2018 12:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Could you email me the red text stack trace message? There's a line in there that tells you which character is causing the problem, at what index. Might be able to help you track it down.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:18 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM (y87Qq)
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You could say the same about John Kerry.
Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at February 25, 2018 12:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: JarJar Binks at February 25, 2018 12:18 PM (CdVca)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:18 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)
I wonder what Thomas Paprocki thinks about border security?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 12:19 PM (IqV8l)
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Probably a small building, but probably 1/8th of the world's population is part of the church.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks and Hispanics are beating up LGBTs in record numbers and it's Trumps fault!!!! at February 25, 2018 12:19 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:14 PM (vChNs)
How could anybody tell? It's not like we'd leave a pile of clothes behind.
Right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:15 PM (qJtVm)
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threads would be filled with just BSG arguing with himself....and losing.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (y87Qq)
Were we ever really that young?
*sighs wistfully*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (qJtVm)
Not me, but I can only speak for myself.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (NWiLs)
What if I'm actually JackStraw or ScoggDogg or All Hail Eris, and only think I'm still Hands?
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (Vqe4u)
The word is out in Colorado that we must support amnesty for DACA Dreamboats.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2018 12:17 PM (6FqZa)
I was wondering if you might show up, given what you'd mentioned last night. It almost sounds like a two factions struggling for control kind of thing like you read about.
But real life is rarely that exciting.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (6FqZa)
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there is no impeachment for Popes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)
And they all get Federal money for "settling" "immigrants".
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:08 PM
Hold on. Go to:
https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
Is my go to Pixy compliant editor. Cut and paste.
Look for where it creates a & # _ _ _ _ -- that's your problem character.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:11 PM (qJtVm)
Not exactly a secret. They did it. Right out in the open.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: KGB at February 25, 2018 12:22 PM (4l/h3)
Posted by: Pope Bennie at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (70cRb)
Unfortunately, he released a letter a couple of weeks ago saying something to the effect that he was in his last days. It even more unfortunate that we've had to suffer with this commie pope for all this time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 12:22 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)
Sad but true. A lot of them have completely sold out.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 25, 2018 12:22 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)
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Passed by a Lutheran church and they had a big snowman figure with a rainbow and "Hate Has No Home Here" or some such.
Firstly, nobody ever thinks a church is a hotbed of hate, and secondly, aren't Lutherans the staid covered dish types and not virtue-signalers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (Tyii7)
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i bet all the goodfellas called him Tommy Poprocks when he was a kid.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (vChNs)
How many pro-abortion politicians in his flock has he excommunicated or at least disciplined?
I'm not condemning the denomination here, its through all the church. Those who are supposed to stand up for Christ are instead standing up for the left. Whether its fear of being rejected socially or fear of persecution, or fear of seeming weird so people avoid church, or what, they're all betraying their faith and God. And candles are being removed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pope Benedict at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (rctDH)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
I think to be sure all the ettes should show us their boobs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (70cRb)
Paul Williams, Among the Ruins discusses this.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (6FqZa)
Durbin hasn't been excommunicated, just denied Holy Communion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 12:24 PM (YqDXo)
Blaise Cupich has been a big disappointment. Maybe the Dopey Popey figured he was 'ethnic' enough for Chicago. WGN showed the ceremonies of appointments live, after the news, as a big deal. Too bad he isn't Polish. I think donations are down to necessary local only -- nothing that goes beyond the parish.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 12:24 PM (MIKMs)
Gotta get rid of the Johnson IRS rule.
Posted by: Iblis at February 25, 2018 12:24 PM (9221z)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:13 PM (y87Qq)
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You're STILL dreaming!
Posted by: Cobb at February 25, 2018 12:24 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (70cRb)
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Yes, I'm afraid this is the only way.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:24 PM (Sfs6o)
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Once Frankie Hollywood hears about this, Durbin will be sanctified and Paprocki will be polishing the communion utensils.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (vChNs)
No, but I'm sure there are ways. Or at least it seems, if history serves, that Popes could be "retired", IYKWIM.
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 25, 2018 12:25 PM (fIn37)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2018 12:26 PM (/qEW2)
I'm glad a Bishop made the easy call that maybe there should be some pushback on something as grisly as a 20 week abortion.
Maybe they can shut up now about things like immigration policy and gun control and stick to real moral issues.
Posted by: Apache at February 25, 2018 12:26 PM (uc45P)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
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it'd suck that i still ain't got bewbs. Can we reroll the dice?
Posted by: Cobb at February 25, 2018 12:26 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:26 PM (qJtVm)
Firstly, nobody ever thinks a church is a hotbed of hate, and secondly, aren't Lutherans the staid covered dish types and not virtue-signalers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
Lutheran Social Services expanding Somali Muslim population of Minnesota
https://tinyurl.com/jqt8sl8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 12:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (70cRb)
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Yes, I'm afraid this is the only way.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:24 PM (Sfs6o)
Lol... Thanks for the support. What do you drive on Weasel acres?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:26 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Pope Bennie at February 25, 2018 12:16 PM (70cRb)
Unfortunately, he released a letter a couple of weeks ago saying something to the effect that he was in his last days. It even more unfortunate that we've had to suffer with this commie pope for all this time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 12:22 PM (SiINZ)
Hmmm... could it be...
God set up a system whereby he was going to talk to ONE Pope... and give him guidance... until he called Him home...
So we have a Pope who was elected... but with the Old Pope still alive....
The Old Testament God was pretty cut and dried... and CLEAR about his intentions... and the failure of you to follow his guidance was severely punished...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 25, 2018 12:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:27 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
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what are you talking about? I'm Hands
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:27 PM (vChNs)
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Redinabluestate- (12/12/17) Prostate cancer. *update* Have had two procedures which have gone well. I am now healing and should know if I'm cancer free in 3 months. Thanks for all the prayers! I'm certain that my positive outcome is due to all the support I've received. The Morons are the best!
Physics Geek- (12/12/17) Both my mother and stepdad (divorced and not together) are suffering from dementia, with my stepfather's case being somewhat further along.
NoLongerInTheBellyoftheBeast- (12/18/17) I need to have prayers added to the list for a friend and cow-orker named Renee who just got diagnosed with endometrial cancer. I could also use prayers for myself. Major joint pain and long term major depression. And prayers for better finances to pay medical bills.
Johnny- (12/19/17) About a year and a half ago my wife divorced me. It was all very civil and amicable. Today she told me (texted me) that she is now engaged. This whole time, I've been torn up and depressed, of course, but, I don't know, maybe I was in denial or something, because when she told me that.. Gah. It's really over. That life that I was so excited about, will never come to pass.
Tone Staple- (12/19/17) For a relative with Pick's Disease, and for his family. Pick's Disease is a form of dementia that starts with gradual loss of language.
Arch Stanton- (12/19/17) My dad is recovering from having a pacemaker put in, and battling COPD.
Captain Whitebread- (12/19/17) I've had to go to the local hospital ER a couple of times since heart surgery because I was concerned I might be having more heart trouble. I didn't, but since I didn't have insurance, the bill was huge. I tried paying a little every month, but sometimes I missed because money is really tight.
Monday, I was served with a court summons. The collection agency working for the hospital is taking me to court. I owe $4500. I have no way of paying in full. I have to appear in court with the next 35 days.
All I am asking from the Horde is prayers that a workable solution might be found. I am not asking for money; everyone has done more than enough after my heart surgery and when I almost had my electricity cut off a couple of years ago. I believe that with enough prayer, a way will reveal itself. At this time, I don't know what it is. But I believe there is one.
Ladyl- (12/20/17) My dad is back on Hopice and isn't doing great.
Anonymous- (12/19/17) ...Her family has to leave the R.V. park because her husband lost his job two months ago. He has a job prospect in Texas so he is going after it. There are 7 of them living in a 16 ft. trailer but the children are always clean and happy. She has been driving for Uber just to keep food on the table. She's scared about moving, trying to be normal for the kids, doesn't know what will happen if this job prospect doesn't work out. She's got such a good heart and is trying so hard, right now she feels a little desperate and tired.
Please pray for her and her family. I know how much it helps.
Anonymous- (12/22/17) A dear friend who survived cancer--twice--died unexpectedly Thursday night. Not from cancer. He was one of the kindest, sweetest people I've known. His widow is in shock, and sitting in their house looking at the tree they decorated together, and their gifts to each other under it.
Patrick from Ohio- (12/24/17) Can you add my Sister In Law Denise she suffers from LUPUS like symptoms and nothing is really working.
JQ- (12/26/17) 'Twas an otherwise Merry Christmas, because it might be Dad's last, as he has advanced cancer. Dad (80s) is ambulatory but slowing down...
The reality of Dad's situation hit hard tonight after I got home and my heart is breaking.
Prayers welcome, if you would please.
Thanks, Merry Christmas, and God bless you all.
Jim, Sunk New Dawn- (12/26/17) From a rather chilly Orlando, FL. 89 y/o Step Mom in deteriorating health. One way trip, and a contest as to what gets her first. Water around enlarged heart, or OldTimers.
Looks like I'll have to make a hasty long term TDY to Orlando, for however long time is left.
DaninMN- (1/8/18 ) Daughter came home from NICU and met her 19 Month old Sister.
mpfs- (1/1/18 ) Mom was taken by ambulance yesterday afternoon to the hospital. Possible stroke. When they took her sugar last night it was... 759. Even the neurologist did a double take.
Catman- (1/2/18 ) My dad died tonight.... Please prayers.
Ron- (1/2/18 ) Please pray for the family of Zack Parrish, the Douglas County Sheriff's
Deputy who was slaughtered in an ambush in Highlands Ranch, CO on December
30. He was a true follower of Jesus Christ. Zack was 29. Please pray for his
wife Gracie and the two little daughters he left.
rocketeer67- (1/2/18 ) Praying for strength to get through a totally unexpected, unforeseen and unwanted divorce from my wife of 20 years. Praying for understanding as to why she has asked for it. Prayers that her eyes would be opened to the hurt that this is causing everyone around her, even if we're all trying to accept it (with varying degrees of sucess moment by moment) with dignity, grace, and love. Most importantly, prayers for our young children, who while appearing to be bearing it better than expected are clearly (at least to me) not themselves.
AllenG- (1/9/18 ) None of my normal pith tonight. I desperately covet the prayers of the Horde.
The 9 yr old son of one of my old HS/Church youth group friends wouldn't wake up this morning. They took him to the ER and an MRI found a mass in his brain. A first surgery to remove it was only partially successful, he still hasn't woken up, and he's been back I surgery for the lady couple of hours.
His name is Brody Nelson. I grew up with his mom, Courtney. They and their family could really use a miracle right about now...
Gabe- (1/9/18 ) I have a couple of good friends, Patrick Porter and Barbie Turner who are both battling cancer. A petition to the almighty by the horde would be huge IMO.
Commander Cobra- (1/9/18 ) Prayers for active Service Members and those who have served.
sulla- (1/9/18 ) I'd ask to have my mother and sister-in-law added. My mother broke her shoulder this week, and my sister-in-law is recovering from a liver/kidney transplant.
Fox2!- (1/14/18 ) Please add a friend to the list. She is out of the hospital and in rehab.
jeannebodine- (1/14/18 ) feeling particularly low right now in this brutal winter. My 68-year old husband suffers from Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease and he is deteriorating rapidly.
We have no family around us and friends are thin on the ground, even though we always had many friends throughout our lives. Even close friends have disappeared.
It sure is a different world out there than the one I grew up in. Prayers would be so appreciated for my husband and for me, a full-time spouse caregiver.
Thank you so much. Prayers for you and the Horde from my end.
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing- Job issues; (1/16/18 ) A friend's wife of barely 2 years was killed by a train. No word on whether it was an accident or suicide. Prayers for him and his daughters.
Nathan- (1/16/18 ) Kitsapbass (and family) homeless. Long story short. Wife's ex husband has custody of elder two kids, goes to jail. We move in because state is mandating parent must be in residence, requiring us to break lease. Ex-husband kicks all (including kids he has custody of) out of house because he is upset that we are in the house (even though he knew all this was required by state).
Kim Jong-nun- (1/16/18 ) Please pray for the complete recovery of Wayne DuPree's sister who has the most virulent form of breast cancer.
Northernlurker- Wife has passed, (1/17/18 ).
Czarkazm- (1/17/18 ) We are grateful to God for taking care of our daughter in her first semester at college while earning a 4.0 GPA.
thathalfrican- (1/19/18 ) My mother for healing from her cancer and weight gain. My father for having the weight of the world on his shoulders. My siblings for being so young and having to endure all this. My wife for a safe finish to her pregnancy and delivery of our child.
Some good fortune for my family would be helpful heh.
MISH McConnell- (1/23/18 ) If you would Ad Me My Family as a Sister of mine has Brest Cancer has to have a Masectomy on Feb. 6th
s738226- (1/24/18 ) Hi, been a daily reader for like 13 years and would request prayer for my renal failure/dialysis and transplant evaluation. Also please for my family and friends, my ten year old daughter, all the nurses and techs at my dialysis clinic, and everyone in the medical community who helps those in need. I have been immensely blessed but would appreciate the moron's kicking in some intercessions on my behalf.
THORAXtheIMP- (1/27/18 ) My friend, and brother through combat, Kevin Krouse took his own life on Tuesday (I only found out last night). I served in the Marines with him for 3 years. I would ask that you post his name on the prayer list so that God might let his family know they are not alone and there are those who grieve with them.
Katja- (1/29/18 ) I can't say anything too specific about my request, just that I'd ask for prayers for a young man, still a teenager, whom I'll call "A", who is battling depression and suicidal tendencies and continually pulling away from the people who care most about him.
SteveOReno- (1/30/18 ) I haven't reached out before but I have a prayer request for my Son, OReno, Jr. He is newly sober (about 90 days), clean from drugs and alcohol. He is still struggling with the burden of Bipolar I Disorder. He had a psychotic break in 2016, but is compliant with taking his prescribed medicine. He is trying to stay sober and finish his last two terms of College for a degree in Economics. He needs prayers for strength and to make the right choices and renewed faith in God.
Texican(ette)- (1/30/18 ) Please pray for my sister-in-law who needs to divorce her alcoholic husband. An overabundance of hope from her good heart has kept her from doing it, but he has said he won't stop drinking and even her son told her to divorce him. I told her: what would you advise your best friend? Go thou and do likewise.
barbarausa- (1/31/18 ) Son left rehab, texted girlfriend he was "in the woods", then turned off his phone. There isn't a lot we can do but what we've already done, other than pray.
I know there are some major prayer warriors on here, and would be most humbly grateful if you'd send some up for him.
notsothoraeu- (2/2/18 ) Our friend George passed away last night. Please thank everyone for their prayers.
Cheriebebe- (2/4/18 ) Hello,
I would like to ask for prayers for myself please.
I had been having worsening breathing. The little voice in my head said; 'this isn't right, let's get to the Dr.'' They thought I had CHF and maybe pneumonia. The hospital was FULL so no admission, fine, I was managing. They did a thoracentisis to drain fluid from my right lung as it really wasn't CHF and pneumonia. Somehow the initial results were a nothing-burger, but when I got in to see the pulmonary Dr. the results showed metastatic cancer. I'm completely blown away. This is a recurrence of breast cancer that I had battled 7 yrs ago. Please pray for my husband and myself as this is a mortal blow.
I'm only 53 and I am simply terrified. *Thank you*
Deplorable Lady with two Deplorable Cats- (2/4/18 ) Please ask prayers for my long time friend, Stephanie. For the past four years of so she was the sole caretaker of her husband, who was slowly slipping into dementia. Ray passed just a couple days before Christmas. About ten days later, Steph was in the hospital for a few days because of a huge blood clot in her right leg. They were still working on that when she returned to the hospital because of a nasty abcess in her colon. They cut it out, but she has to go back for a resection of her colon in a few weeks to eliminate future problems.
(2/15/18 ) My oldest son's best friend, who practically grew up in my house, had Hodgkins ten years ago and beat it. His latest scan was yesterday, and the Hodgkins is back. Jason has a wife and a set of fourteen year old twins. He's terrified and needs as many prayers and good wishes as possible.
auscolpyr- (2/6/18 )- My daughter is an IDD and on the spectrum. Her violent behaviors require her to live at an ICF at which she has improved but still has occasional outbursts in which she wants to be with me. I love her and want her to understand that where she is at is best for her. I pray for her understanding and a ceasing of her negative behaviors before anything escalates.
Mrs. Leggy- (2/7/18 ) One of my fifth grade students, named Michael, has just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and will be having surgery this Thursday, 2/8/18. We won't know how bad it is until the docs can attempt to remove and biopsy the tumor. I will update this when I know more.
USNtakim- (2/7/18 ) My wife (Jkim) has been diagnosed with Ankylosing spondylitis (AS) A progressive chronic arthritis mainly affecting her pelvis and lower back (for now). Her hips knees elbows hands and feet are also involved. She is going to start injecting Humira . Pray for the easing of her pain, success in stopping the progression without side effects and peace for her and me. I have Spinocerebellar ataxia (SCA) there is no treatment or any cures. I am disabled and lean on her (literally) for so much. Having two chronic progressive conditions is a burden we never counted on. Pray for us.
Curmudgeon- (2/7/18 ) My mother has been mostly bedridden, half paralyzed, and unable to speak since a catastrophic stroke on February 23, 2015. Please pray for her
peaceful departure, since recovery now appears impossible.
Bildo- (2/7/18 )
I almost asked you to pray for my family recently and didn't but if it wouldn't be too much to ask; would you include my joyous thanks for God for answering us and saving me, my mom, my two younger brothers, plus my recently deceased twin brother's children from the financial ruin we were facing by sending a godly man to purchase part of our farm?
Jewells- (2/7/18 ) I hate complaining, so many have way worse problems than I do but my pain level has really gone up several notches with my arthritis affecting my back, knees and foot. I can't walk without a limp anymore. I'm only 29 going on 63 but I feel like I'm 90. My quality of life is shit and I'm battling depression over this and other crappy stuff going on in my life. Just some prayers for strength and some easing of the pain would be so appreciated. Thanks.
Ladyl- (2/7/18 ) Prayer requested for a friend whose two adult daughters are both gravely ill with different illnesses. One has type I diabetes, lupus and kidney failure. She has been on transplant lists for five years. The other, the mother of four boys seven and under, was just diagnosed with cancer of the spine.
garagelogician- (2/21/18 ) I am asking for prayers for my wife and I as we undergo another attempt at IUI to have a child. My wife is 39 years old and has problems ovulating naturally, my counts are on the low side as well. We just did the insemination yesterday, so now we have to wait for 2 weeks to see if we can get pregnant.
This is likely our last try at IUI. Next step would be IVF (at over $35k a pop) or adoption (also likely well over $30k). We had an ectopic pregnancy a year ago, and several other failed attempts over the last 18 months.
hogmartin- (2/24/18 ) feel awfully presumptuous in asking - some people have real problems, after all - but it sure would be nice if this job opportunity works out.
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Please contact me through email, homemadegravy71 at the hooya, as I cannot be around for many of the posts in most threads. Feel free to copy and paste others' prayer requests and send them to me.
If I can post in your "voice", I'd like it better. It personalizes the prayer, instead of my shorthand.
I'd also like to pray for the people who aren't on this list. For those who don't choose to publicize their trials and maladies, I understand. You won't suffer in silence. A candle will be lit in your name.
Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm
Corrections, additions and updates can be sent to the email in my nic.
Be as specific or as vague as you need. Anonymity is, of course, welcome.
-This list will be posted nearly every Sunday, as close to Noon as possible.
Let us console others, O Lord.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:27 PM (Ckg4U)
I hate that kind of thing. Despise it with tooth gritting fury. Its a horrific attack and insult at best upon everyone else in the world. WE are loving and kind, not like the REST of you!
Like stores that say they welcome everyone no matter who they are. Well no kidding, you're a business, you'll take anyone's money. There's a house not far from me with a sign that says they welcome all neighbors no matter where they come from. Just you? You're claiming that the rest of the entire neighborhood, nay, the city, is filled with hateful racist that hate all others?
People like that need a fist in the face.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Hands, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:28 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:28 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
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what are you talking about? I'm Hands
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:27 PM (vChNs)
Yeah but in what dimension? Are you the evil twin of Hands?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:29 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: All Hail Hands, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:29 PM (qJtVm)
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Martin made a mean casserole back in the day. When he wasn't tossing books out of the Bible.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:29 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: vivi at February 25, 2018 12:29 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: All Hail Hands, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:28 PM (qJtVm)
Pfft. HandsY, maybe.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:30 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 12:30 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sHand'sDildo at February 25, 2018 12:30 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (Ckg4U)
Angry lesbian wymynz authors everywhere agree.
Posted by: Hands
I read that as "stunned" and was going to suggest a Fish Whacker.
Yeah, I know. Phrasing.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (GckyN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks and Hispanics are beating up LGBTs in record numbers and it's Trumps fault!!!! at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (70cRb)
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wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Bush 41 at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (vChNs)
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That sicko needs to consult a priest.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks and Hispanics are beating up LGBTs in record numbers and it's Trumps fault!!!! at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:28 PM (Sfs6o)
How in the world does she tolerate Methodist BS?
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (/A+Cl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0-W-OLT6nw
Meals are potlucks. Bring hotdish!
Posted by: All Hail Hands, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (qJtVm)
Lol... Thanks for the support. What do you drive on Weasel acres?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:26 PM (70cRb)
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You mean for a car? My regular vehicle is a BMW, but my land broker politely suggested I get a truck, so I bought a used F150. I don't look like a total Yankee that way.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (Sfs6o)
What if I'm actually JackStraw or ScoggDogg or All Hail Eris, and only think I'm still Hands?
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
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So what you're saying is you think our identities are scrambled?
Posted by: the Eggman at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (/qEW2)
-Posted by: All Hail Hands, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:29 PM (qJtVm)
That's why I have Save Tags in my sock. I've been to the barrel twice before.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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No, they won't, and if they do listen to the Catholic Church on political matters, they'll find 10-1 against Republicans on nonsense like immigration, gun control, capital punishment, social services, etc that gives liberal Catholics "cover" to vote Democrat and support things like abortion and gay marriage.
Posted by: Apache at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (uc45P)
Posted by: The Hands of David Lynch at February 25, 2018 12:33 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:33 PM (Ckg4U)
I wonder what would happen if I walked into the home of someone that has that sign, just to use the toilet. Maybe help myself to a fun size snickers bar as I'm going back out the door.
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 12:33 PM (8ikIW)
*NRA, heterosexuals, white males, and our special Hate Target of the Week! excluded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers...
and Methodists!!!"
--Hedley Lamarr
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:28 PM (Sfs6o)
How in the world does she tolerate Methodist BS?
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (/A+Cl)
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Fair question. As I mentioned, she has an incredible capacity for finding the good any anything.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)
Miley- Future employment, big move.
Jinx- Mother's passing.
Emmie- Continued relationship with Daughter.
Vic- Return of cancer.
ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer.
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read them carefully. we're not always praying 'for' these things.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:35 PM (vChNs)
I wonder what would happen if I walked into the home of someone that has that sign, just to use the toilet. Maybe help myself to a fun size snickers bar as I'm going back out the door.
Posted by: Bruce
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Leave an upper decker.
There's a house not too far from me with multiple "hate has no home here" signs in their law, also written in Arabic.
I'm sure these white liberals will be spared if Muslims go on some Jihad in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Apache at February 25, 2018 12:35 PM (uc45P)
wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Bush 41 at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM
Oh sure, easy for you to say, Mr "David Copafeel"
Posted by: hospice nurse at February 25, 2018 12:36 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)
He was ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:36 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at February 25, 2018 12:36 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 12:36 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: All Hail Hands, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:28 PM (qJtVm)
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I'M HANDSACUS!
Posted by: totally not buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2018 12:33 PM (Ckg4U)
No worries, mate.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks and Hispanics are beating up LGBTs in record numbers and it's Trumps fault!!!! at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (ks6bw)
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I think all we 'ettes dated you at some point.
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (Ty7G4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)
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That sicko needs to consult a priest.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks and Hispanics are beating up LGBTs in record numbers and it's Trumps fault!!!! at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (ks6bw)
Fish Whacker. Is that like Mackerel Snapper?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go F*ck Themselves at February 25, 2018 12:38 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 25, 2018 12:38 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at February 25, 2018 12:38 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: SHEP at February 25, 2018 12:39 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
And only to be had as you unwrap some more fun
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: bluebell
Oh sure, miss "nobody makes passes at girls with glasses"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Apostate at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (7d/38)
Collectively, their political center of gravity is always close to that of the entire electorate.
It can pay to pick off sub-segments on wedge issues. Works both ways.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks and Hispanics are beating up LGBTs in record numbers and it's Trumps fault!!!! at February 25, 2018 12:31 PM (ks6bw)
No chick could ever say that with me. I was always a true gentleman, believe it or not. That was mom's teachings.
Once I got the green light, then I switched on Dad's teachings. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:39 PM (39g3+)
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It's how my friends and I always referred to cute short girls.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell
You forgot the harm PDT in some way also
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Gonna go way out on a limb here and say that I'm in favor of them.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: saf at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (cS/ge)
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That's why i had 'fun sze' tattooed on me pecker.
Posted by: Harry Reed at February 25, 2018 12:42 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)
She sounds very sweet.
In my experience, modern Methodist churches promote Marxism and just ignore parts of God's Word that they don't like.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 12:42 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:42 PM (Sfs6o)
And too much leads to the diabeetus.
Posted by: W. Brimley at February 25, 2018 12:42 PM (oVJmc)
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Like constitutional rights.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Less than the speed of sound. So that school kids can take evasive action.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (pV/54)
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If my fellow Catholics could vote en masse (get it?) for life, there wouldn't be a single babykiller in congress. makes me sadz
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Gonna go way out on a limb here and say that I'm in favor of them.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (y87Qq)
I'll go farther, they are living proof that god is male.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)
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I got contacts.
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:44 PM (Ty7G4)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:45 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (vChNs)
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Me too, Buzzsaw, me too.
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:45 PM (Ty7G4)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:45 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 12:46 PM (ks6bw)
Less than the speed of sound. So that school kids can take evasive action.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (pV/54)
Well, the fastest bullet automatically wins the gun race. It's just common sense.
https://tinyurl.com/yaeq9sfh
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:46 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:37 PM (Sfs6o)
Gonna go way out on a limb here and say that I'm in favor of them.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:41 PM (y87Qq)
I'll go farther, they are living proof that god is male.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (aMlLZ)
HA!
-- Stuff Ben Franklin said
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at February 25, 2018 12:46 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:46 PM (Ty7G4)
Less than the speed of sound. So that school kids can take evasive action.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (pV/54)
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heard a radio caller this morning who had a great idea. put computer chips in EVERY bullet so they can be tracked from store to customer to murder victim! Jeanius!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:46 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 12:47 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2018 12:47 PM (bJ0w+)
Political center I believe is for limiting abortion to the first few months. Like France.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:47 PM (pV/54)
Firstly, nobody ever thinks a church is a hotbed of hate, and secondly, aren't Lutherans the staid covered dish types and not virtue-signalers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (qJtVm)
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Only LCMS and WELS could be considered orthodox. ELCA is really out there. For example, herchurch.org.
Posted by: the Eggman at February 25, 2018 12:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:46 PM (Ty7G4)
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Maybe you can say a few good words for me while you are there!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Sfs6o)
Now suddenly its rifles: rifles are evil, they have fast bullets and look how scary they seem, we must ban rifles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:48 PM (39g3+)
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ixnay onway ethay oobbay alktay orway e'llway allway etgay orkspay ankedshay
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (vChNs)
Good grief, what a load of pap.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (6bMel)
Had a slight "men's issue" that caused me enough concern / discomfort that I decided to call my doctor for an appt.
I've gone to this group practice since 1980
I am told that since I haven't been in to see my primary care physician in over three years, I'm not considered a client anymore.
AND TO GO TO A DOC-IN-BOX OR THE ER!
Now I see specialists in this group practice ever six months for skin cancer check ups.
These caring, compassionate folks wouldn't see me or even try to accomodate me in a time of need, because of some arbitrary and capricious administrative dictat.
I had to call a friend, who runs a concierge practice, and hope that she could work some magic. Fortunately she was able to get me an appointment an hour later with a specialist, who did a full history / work up, lab tests, and examination.
TO MY FORMER MEDICAL GROUP...WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO DO, ASSHOLES.
My father was a doctor, as are various of my aunts and uncles, they would never have left a patient in the lurch...NEVER.
GRRRR...I've never felt so betrayed in my life.
End rant...
Posted by: browndog at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (aMlLZ)
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with 2 hands
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:50 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at February 25, 2018 12:50 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2018 12:51 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (aMlLZ)
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with 2 hands
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
And "elevator eyes" is a genetic normality with males
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 12:51 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:45 PM (6bMel)
There's probably a relation, but I always thought it was because of Deuteronomy 6:9. Part of the English bit that accompanies the readings in most prayer books I've used includes the "write them on the doorposts of your house and on your gates" bit.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 12:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 12:51 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Sfs6o)
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Always. I do pray for the Horde. I figure God knows who I mean. I also figure he has a sense of humor.
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:51 PM (Ty7G4)
"A spanking! A spanking!"
--The Nuns of Castle Anthrax
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)
202 Not for long, Weasel - heading out to Mass in a few minutes. Go back to your wicked ways!
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:46 PM (Ty7G4)
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Maybe you can say a few good words for me while you are there!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:48 PM (Sfs6o)
Heidi's at Mass now. Maybe I can send her an emergency text for you Weasel.
....She'd welcome the break from praying for my pitiful soul. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (70cRb)
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Men's issue? Did it last more than four hours?
Hope everything works out well for you!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Luigi at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (4fiCC)
Posted by: the Eggman at February 25, 2018 12:48 PM (/qEW2)
Yep, ELCA is just about as loony as a lot of the others.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (aMlLZ)
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with 2 hands
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:50 PM (vChNs)
Piker.
Posted by: Shiva at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
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So we can all be faster than a speeding bullet like Superman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2018 12:51 PM (Ty7G4)
Word. he matched poor Heidi with me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:53 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 12:53 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (6bMel)
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that's pretty clear when your Monsignor gets busted for buying crystal meth...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:53 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)
ixnay onway ethay oobbay alktay orway e'llway allway etgay orkspay ankedshay
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (vChNs)
LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:54 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:52 PM (70cRb)
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I'll take all the help I can get! Thanks!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: browndog at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (bGMOs)
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how far past 4 hours did it last?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:54 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: W. Brimley at February 25, 2018 12:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at February 25, 2018 12:50 PM (Tyii7)
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screw that. teach me to shoot cows.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:55 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 12:55 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2018 12:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2018 12:55 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (MIKMs)
I've argued this re redlining. Banks will do business with anybody they think will make them money, and conversely. They could be rabid racists and would still do the deal if they thought they'd make money doing so. Leftists act as if making a loan to someone entails also giving them rights to bonk your daughter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BignJames
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My father was Catholic, Mom was raised Mennonite with Amish kin.
The wheel, lash, guilt, shunning, the rack, hot pokers?
HAH!! Child*s play.
First wife was a redhead.
You can*t scare me.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (tr2D7)
They can try to stop the sale of the high velocity super-deadly .223
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: W. Brimley at February 25, 2018 12:55 PM (oVJmc)
She's a major rainmaker for the Democrat Party, and they know it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 12:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: browndog at February 25, 2018 12:57 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 25, 2018 12:57 PM (WXasw)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 12:32 PM (/A+Cl)
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Fair question. As I mentioned, she has an incredible capacity for finding the good any anything.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:35 PM (Sfs6o)
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IIRC, the American Methodists deeply wanted to go full libtard, but a) their polity is democratic b) most Methodists are now in Africa. So the African bishops had restrained it from embracing the worst forms of wackiness. I've no idea if that's still the case. I did find it funny that these liberals repulse actual Christians from American churches and then it comes around to bite them in the ass when they get outvoted by Christians overseas.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2018 12:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Text to Heidi:"No hope me. STOP. Pray for Weasel. STOP. May be no hope for him either. STOP...then save yourself. STOP."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:58 PM (70cRb)
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Bye bye, DiFi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
The Democrats bounced DiFi in favor of the retarded Kevin de Leon.
The Democrat establishment has failed to grasp that while they may support illegal Hispanic immigration, when the Hispanics achieve critical mass they’ll turn to Hispanic politicians, and leave the Democrat establishment out in the cold, as Rahm Emmanuel came within an RCH of finding out at first hand.
You have to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 12:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:59 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
What the heck is that? Fauxahontas smoke signal text?
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:00 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 12:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Text to Heidi:"No hope me. STOP. Pray for Weasel. STOP. May be no hope for him either. STOP...then save yourself. STOP."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 12:58 PM (70cRb)
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HA! Dude, we have to get together one day.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 01:00 PM (Sfs6o)
We are discovered. Flee immediately.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:01 PM (NWiLs)
She is two and a half and three months ago had brain surgery to remove an extraordinarily aggressive cancer and has undergone three months of chemotherapy and radiation since then but unfortunately has to go in next week for another brain surgery. I really doubt that she is going to survive.
She is a beautiful, tiny and sweet little thing.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 25, 2018 01:01 PM (GckyN)
Firstly, nobody ever thinks a church is a hotbed of hate, and secondly, aren't Lutherans the staid covered dish types and not virtue-signalers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 25, 2018 12:23 PM (qJtVm)
I see a number of Protestant Churches with either a rainbow flag or some rainbow sign in front of them. A synagogue on my way to work too. It's politics before religion for these people or more like lefty politics is their religion. The left is truly a disease that infects and kills everything it touches
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 01:02 PM (SiINZ)
Took the Chevy to the levee and
Got pushed in
And good ole
Toking weed and meth said
This is how America dies
This is how America dies
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:02 PM (YqDXo)
We don't want to take away your gun rights, we just want to prevent Americans from owning assault weapons
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:02 PM (vChNs)
What the heck is that? Fauxahontas smoke signal text?
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:00 PM (8ikIW)
Oh. My. God. Bruce. Don't even kid like that. Someone told Heidi she looked like Lizzy Warren. Hoooooly shit.
New hair color, hairdo, clothes. i can't even the rants.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:02 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 12:10 PM
She has been reprimanded publicly. And IIRC some of her family members have washed their hands of her, since they've been arguing with her for years as she slid more and more from "mother's health" to "anytime, anywhere." She mentioned family members disagreeing with her about eight years ago in a speech, an anecdote rather than a big deal.
Blocked from receiving the Eucharist is a dire circumstance because Catholics believe the bread and wine truly become the body and blood of Christ. If you are publicly doing evil, you can be found unworthy of receiving Him. Dick had better think about what Jesus said in Matthew 18:6 and how much worse it is to advocate killing little ones.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2018 01:02 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:03 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 01:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:03 PM (NWiLs)
And good ole boys peoplekind
Toking weed and meth said
This is how America dies
Así es como América muere
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at February 25, 2018 01:04 PM (Tyii7)
New hair color, hairdo, clothes. i can't even the rants.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:02 PM (70cRb)
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Sounds to me like she's closer to Lizzie Borden.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at February 25, 2018 01:04 PM (qJtVm)
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I can't even remember the name of the ditch witch with absolute moral authority used by the Donks and the media (BIRM) to haunt W.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
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she didn't get a cheekbone lowering?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 12:51 PM (5gaNQ)
Boss Hogg's kid? Pain in the ass. He's he taking the spotlight from that shaved headed thing?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (SiINZ)
Did they think that was a compliment?
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 12:43 PM (aMlLZ)
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There's a movie out there called "The Shack" in which god is variously depicted as a black woman and a Japanese woman, based on the semi-infamous book of the same name. Has anyone seen it? If it's in the "so bad it's good" category, I'd see it just for the lulz.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (70cRb)
They can try to stop the sale of the high velocity super-deadly .223
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (pV/54)
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/opens new tab to see if it's possible to buy an AR chambered in .17HMR
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2018 12:49 PM (6bMel)
Yeah, I'm one of those non observant types, to a point anyway. The wife on the other hand went to catholic school her whole life, does church every week and sings in the choir. This is how this conversation goes-
Average person- Your wife sings in the choir, but you don't go to church??
me- not really
wife- yeah, he'll probably burst into flames if he enters one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:06 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Cindy Sheehan. I had intrinsic sympathy for her as a grieving mother, but prompted by the Reds, she went waaaay beyond that.
Now that she's served her purpose, the Reds dropped her like a used Pamper.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 25, 2018 01:06 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 01:06 PM (5gaNQ)
He can come see me for some ritz crackers and kool-aid.
Posted by: Father Pfleger at February 25, 2018 01:07 PM (EoRCO)
the twitter wisdom of Jaclyn Corin:
We don't want to take away your gun rights, we just want to prevent Americans from owning assault weapons
P.S. all weapons are assault weapons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 01:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (70cRb)
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Horderdammerung.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at February 25, 2018 01:07 PM (qJtVm)
*deletes*
been non-denominational Christian for most of my adult life. Led by a qualified Pastor-Teacher, studied Bible from original languages (Hebrew, Aramaic, Koine Greek) daily and strive to apply it with the help of the Holy Spirit.
I'm on the 'wrong' side of most philosophical arguments.
Posted by: booknlass at February 25, 2018 01:07 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 01:07 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You can all come to my house.
Just stay off the lawn!
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (70cRb)
Well, there was GNAMM.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Tampa woman says monkey with noose, racist note left on her desk
http://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/ tampa-woman-says-monkey-with-noose-racist-note-left-on-her-desk/67-522778291
"The next day, she walked into her office to find a monkey with a noose around its neck hanging from her chair along with a note reading “You are getting deported back to Africa (n-word) and that will make America great again. The bottom of the note was signed “Whites 4 Trump.” "
Uh huh. Tell me more about this really believable hate crime you fabricated against yourself to get your 15 minutes of commie fame.
Watch the video -- it's almost comical how obviously fake this is. She's a terrible actress.
Posted by: zombie at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You can all come to my house.
Just stay off the lawn!
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (8ikIW)
So...we have to fast-rope onto your roof?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (YqDXo)
Before the advent of a large number of national banks, I would bet that community pressure on local bankers to avoid loaning to minorities did exist. How common it was I have no idea.
But now? With internet banking and huge global banks? Not a chance in hell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:09 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 12:56 PM (pV/54)
The corrupt ATF can always reclassify them to Class III the way they did the black talon hollow points.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2018 01:09 PM (mpXpK)
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she still does butt stuff
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Not even I could do that bony, yet saggy ass.
Posted by: Paolo at February 25, 2018 01:09 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
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over/under on getting their own MSNBC show:
10 months
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:09 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (70cRb)
Well, there was GNAMM.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
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There's a Muslim Appreciation Day and Pig Roast at Ben Had's place in October.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 01:10 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac
Just mind the concertina wire. It's deadly, but plays beautiful music
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:10 PM (8ikIW)
Not Jewish myself, but have always hung out with quite a few, and know their scriptures better than most save for the orthodox. Yes, that's the source.
Probably both the lambs blood and the mezuzah step from the idea, common to many ancient cultures, that you put a visible marker of what's important to you on the gate to your city, and the doorway to your house, to announce to everyone who you are and who you follow.
Also to signify that those who pass through your markers acknowledge them, or stay outside.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 01:10 PM (V2Yro)
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That can't be true. The sheriff is still full of shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)
263: A non-lib I work with is absolutely besotted by the boy and asked
me if I wanted to join her at a DC march to support "the Florida
children" (the TV kids apparently represent all Florida "children"). I
told her I can't support those extremists. Ha. Flabbergasted
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (5gaNQ)
I like that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:10 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (K1sgG)
Lol. You guys. will there ever be a National Hordefest? we should start naming it now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Burning Woman
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: zombie at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (42M22)
Oh God, she is so full of shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (/qEW2)
looked like Lizzy Warren. Hoooooly shit. New hair color, hairdo,
clothes. i can't even the rants.
<<<
Did you have to restrain her? I would have expected the fists to be flying.
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (bJ0w+)
Am I the only who enjoyed a chuckle at the irony of someone named "Israel" being warmly welcomed to a mosque?
Or that the only woman in the mosque turned out to be one of Israel's staff?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (YqDXo)
Anyone whoever thought Tapper wasn't a Leftie weasel is a fool.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 01:12 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 01:10 PM (Sfs6o)
MAD PR. Even has a decent acronym.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Guns Nudes Ammo Moron Madness?
Thats all I got.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:12 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:13 PM (vChNs)
I would not surprised if
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 01:13 PM (EzdLW)
looked like Lizzy Warren. Hoooooly shit. New hair color, hairdo,
clothes. i can't even the rants.
Did you have to restrain her? I would have expected the fists to be flying.
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (bJ0w+)
Hmm. She take-um many scalps.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2018 01:14 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Guns Nudes Ammo Moron Madness?
Thats all I got.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:12 PM (70cRb)
Great North American Moron Meetup. But there probably were one or more of the things your listed.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
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I totally believe that. But then I also believe Sean King is black.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:13 PM
Now we have to rub lottery tickets on your head for luck. And bingo cards if you're older than 29.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2018 01:14 PM (G8B7r)
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tapper thought he was a joo
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:14 PM (vChNs)
What is Dick Durbin hiding regarding his communications with would-be mass-assassin and Leftist James Hodgkinson?
The world wonders...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
What is the Horde take on traditional 'Welcome' mats now? I did worry that I was inadvertently virtue-signalling.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (MIKMs)
"That's Close Enough" or "Start Running Now" work pretty well.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:05 PM (70cRb)
Mr. Bassman' s name for it is "Morondezvous."
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 01:16 PM (/A+Cl)
I would not surprised if the small but highly politicized and vocal minority of the entire Parkland student body the student victims of Parkland High show up at Mar a Lago. Both are in south Fla, correct?
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 01:13 PM (EzdLW)
Could happen.....but the Palm Beach PoPo are very adept at keeping the great unwashed off of their beach front properties.
Rich folk live in Palm Beach, the rest live in West Palm Beach, across the inter-coastal waterway.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2018 01:16 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2018 01:14 PM (G8B7r)
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so much for the rest of my hair. how but rubbing them on my ears?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (bJ0w+)
Hmm. She take-um many scalps.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
I cannot let her read this thread. it will start all over again. Nooood!!!! Please!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM (70cRb)
Samuel L Jackson Shreds 'Mothaf***a' Donald Trump over armed teachers idea.
Now not only is this asinine Yahoo "news" headline opinion presented as news, but its yet another example of idiotic internet hype. There was no "shredding" going on, just him asking people if teachers with guns is a good idea or not, acting as if he's still in Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3+)
"I'm coopting the cross by wearing it upside down!"
--Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)
"That's Close Enough" or "Start Running Now" work pretty well.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
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"You're now standing on a Bouncing Betty"
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Glasses of what? Single-barrel bourbon? Value-rite?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (9a5lA)
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Since you are obviously over 29, your ears are too hairy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (/qEW2)
They'd probably prefer to keep their heads attached to their bodies.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (bJ0w+)
Hmm. She take-um many scalps.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
I cannot let her read this thread. it will start all over again. Nooood!!!! Please!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM (70cRb)
I'm sure she'll be willing to bury the hatchet.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (IqV8l)
i just finished watching that again.
a true man, with honor, doing the right thing.
blessings to all
Posted by: concrete girl at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at February 25, 2018 01:20 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:21 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
I dunno why y'all are still commentin' on this topic; the thread was won at comment #46.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2018 01:21 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: REDACTED
Depends on the year
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (8ikIW)
A blended cow's ass is acceptable, no vintage necessary
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:21 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM (wYseH)
Yep, that's there in the previous line in Devarim.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 01:22 PM (y87Qq)
307 I'd feel better about Islam if there was at least one mosque in
America with a "Hate Has No Home Here" and a rainbow pride flag. The
liberals need to infiltrate the mosques and do to them what they've done
to the mainline denominations.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2018 01:11 PM (/qEW2)
perfect.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:22 PM (70cRb)
Samuel L Jackson Shreds 'Mothaf***a' Donald Trump over armed teachers idea.
Now not only is this asinine Yahoo "news" headline opinion presented
as news, but its yet another example of idiotic internet hype. There
was no "shredding" going on, just him asking people if teachers with
guns is a good idea or not, acting as if he's still in Pulp Fiction.
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Oh, good. It had been 12.3 hours since he was on a screen somewhere in my line of sight, so I guess one of his visits was due.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 01:22 PM (ks6bw)
I cannot let her read this thread. it will start all over again. Nooood!!!! Please!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:17 PM
I'm afraid the new format is:
Nood -- STOMP -- Nood
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 01:22 PM (EzdLW)
Like most people, you think that the libs actually have an ideology. They don't, not anymore - all they have is Hate Traditional America, Destroy all American Tradition. They got nothing other than that.
It's not an exaggeration, I'm serious. They will make themselves allies of anyone and anything that promises to hate America as much as they do, even the radical Shiite rulers of Iran. They already have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 01:22 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: REDACTED
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Say, I've never tried that.
Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (NWiLs)
Stop it Insomniac. Nood please! Damn whats taking the nood so long?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
And unlike The Church ( and Orthodox and Protestants) , the Democrats don't offer Salvation and Everlasting Life.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (7uYFy)
340 Rather drink piss out of a cow's ass
Posted by: REDACTED
Depends on the year
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (8ikIW)
A blended cow's ass is acceptable, no vintage necessary
Posted by: REDACTED
I detect notes of leather and grass. Makes sense.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2018 01:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 25, 2018 01:24 PM (fA1SL)
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I won't buy it the first week so I don't detract from the black experience. Of course, I won't buy it any subsequent weeks because reasons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Having a "welcome mat" at the church door isn't the issue.
See Acts 5:12,13. A true church preaching the biblical gospel not only has the power to attract, but also the power to repel.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 25, 2018 01:25 PM (WXasw)
Ah, the eloquence of ghetto rhetoric.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:25 PM (VWsDy)
That right there tells you everything you need to know about the Repuke party.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2018 01:26 PM (y7DUB)
a true man, with honor, doing the right thing.
blessings to all
Posted by: concrete girl at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (SJBL7)
Talking about Gran Torino? Watched it again just last night. Great movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 25, 2018 01:26 PM (IMacf)
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which begs the question. How did it get there.
I'll take jobs Mexicans won't do for $1000 Alex
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:27 PM (vChNs)
Now not only is this asinine Yahoo "news" headline opinion presented
as news, but its yet another example of idiotic internet hype. There
was no "shredding" going on, just him asking people if teachers with
guns is a good idea or not, acting as if he's still in Pulp Fiction.
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I like how the internet is full of stories where people your supposed to celebrate when people you don't agree with are "shredded", "destroyed", "demolished" and "killed" along with the usual SJW talking points against "hate speech" and "toning down your rhetoric."
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:27 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2018 01:21 PM (0ogQG)
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trying to keep the Canadians from getting the Silver
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:27 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
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"You're now standing on a Bouncing Betty"
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (vChNs)
Put a security pad next to the door:
"Press 'one' for hollow point."
"Press 'two' for FMJ."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (70cRb)
*passes peace pipe*
Here, man, this will chill you out.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: REDACTED
Depends on the
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (8ikIW)
FIFY
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:28 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)
posted by: zombie"
Get a clue lady! Nooses are so 2006. If you want attention, talk about institutional racism, white privilege and maybe a fake swastika. Duh.
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2018 01:28 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:27 PM (vChNs)
The answer is: "What is astrophysics?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:29 PM (YqDXo)
Ah, the eloquence of ghetto rhetoric.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:25 PM (YqDXo)
Yeah, but you gotta admit that no one says "motherfucka" like Sam Jackson.
He owns that.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:29 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2018 01:24 PM (LAe3v)
I'm gonna bust a 92 Hermitage tonight and wipe this day off the books
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:29 PM (VWsDy)
He owns that.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:29 PM (7uYFy)
* ponders *
Rudy Ray Moore.
Your move.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (y87Qq)
He owns that.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:29 PM (7uYFy)
Yep. Everybody's gotta have a talent.
Unfortunately, that's his.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (YqDXo)
He owns that.
Well when you say the same word more or less continually for decades, eventually you are going to get it down pretty well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (39g3+)
There's only room for one punishment container in these parts. Any "box" trying to move in on my territory spends a night in me.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (JGBbg)
"Tampa woman says monkey with noose, racist note left on her desk
posted by: zombie"
Fights back with Vibranium
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (IqV8l)
Rainy day here, so much coffeve...
Watched some of the national newz this a.m.
Found out that the two "supergays" are "breakout stars" of the Olympics...
Suure
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (70cRb)
Unfortunately, that's his.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (YqDXo)
And it pays very well. Mothafucka.
Posted by: Sam Jackson at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (7uYFy)
Here, the Bishop is actually acting in DURBIN'S best interest. This is a warning shot, as it were, like excommunication. The Bishop is telling him that his eternal soul is in grave danger of Hell.
Durbin should act accordingly. We'll see.
Posted by: dad29 at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (7Kti7)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:27 PM (vChNs)
Mejicans can do what the gringos decant do
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:32 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
There's almost never any price to be paid for this, she may as well go for it. Probably a poor worker on her way to losing her job, this is insurance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:32 PM (39g3+)
Well, we don't have to waste time thinkin' any more. Samuel L. Jackson's
got it covered. Next he's jetting over to CERN, get that project back
on track. Get out the way
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Honest-to-goodness, one of the children (heh, they are really 29) is at CERN and can't make it back for the funeral tomorrow. Another is really almost done with his PhD (in Philly?), and another is in New Mexico after his world tour paid for by some engineering foundation. I am so happy for them and look forward to talking to the old neighborhood parents (who are still in the area), but I am still struggling to find funny stories for the mom to remember her kid and stories for his daughter. Darnitall, the poor kid was a messup, but the 4-5 boys hanging out was legendary.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 01:32 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Nu-cu-lar?
Posted by: George W. Bush at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (7uYFy)
Cannibal Bob, none of this would have happened if you'd been at church with your wife.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (/A+Cl)
Yes. that has been on my mind. Lol.
"hey i sent a bait and a helicopter."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (70cRb)
honest injun!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:25 PM (VWsDy)
he he he.
not going to say it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (70cRb)
*cough cough wheeeeze*
Yeaaah, man...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Olsen Jackson at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at February 25, 2018 01:31 PM (/A+Cl)
The Great Spirit is a jealous spirit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
He owns that.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:29 PM (7uYFy)
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13% or so of the population does. That was the whole point of him being Superfly Black Dude.
Racist as hell.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)
Watch the video -- it's almost comical how obviously fake this is. She's a terrible actress.
Posted by: zombie at February 25, 2018 01:08 PM (42M22)
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She really is laying it on thick. As ace pointed out, hatecrime hoaxers are themselves committing "hatecrimes".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (70cRb)
Ah, the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (Sfs6o)
Question: would they be doing so had Hildabeast won?
I think not.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:35 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (vChNs)
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Mehmet Ali Agca at February 25, 2018 01:35 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (39g3+)
So ... kinda like the gypsies then, 498 words to go?
Nice of Jackson to take time out from working on string theory to weigh in domestic politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:35 PM (YqDXo)
Seriously, he's just doing racist jokes about how evil whites are now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Racist as hell.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hate Has No Home Here and the NRA and Gun Owners Can Go to Hell at February 25, 2018 01:34 PM (ks6bw)
It is racist. Just like hip-hop. Blacks who are successful in entertainment get away with embracing every negative black stereotype.
Posted by: George W. Bush at February 25, 2018 01:35 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:25 PM (VWsDy)
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She is very the thoughtful
Posted by: The Paulo at February 25, 2018 01:36 PM (vChNs)
What if I'm actually JackStraw or ScoggDogg or All Hail Eris, and only think I'm still Hands?
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 12:20 PM (EzdLW)
That's preposterous!
Posted by: Handperch at February 25, 2018 01:36 PM (Qy9+s)
Which I just mention since something like this, if passed, would immediately be challenged by the pro-Molech crowd.
Posted by: Methos at February 25, 2018 01:37 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Nu-cu-lar?
Posted by: George W. Bush at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (7uYFy)
"Folks?"
or
"Uh ... uh ..."
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at February 25, 2018 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:37 PM (7LY+6)
Seriously, he's just doing racist jokes about how evil whites are now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Deep down, Chris Rock probably knows he's a sell-out. He probably can't believe he says the shit he says these days.
But he has to make a living.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Anon"
Darn. And I was looking forward to Sheriff Israel being granted unlimited power and money. For the children.
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2018 01:38 PM (MxEKc)
or
"Uh ... uh ..."
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at February 25, 2018 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
"Pock-i-ston"
Posted by: Barky the Fuckwit at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (7uYFy)
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I could've have told you that if you axed me.
Posted by: Ghetto Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (VWsDy)
Yeah I don't... I really do not grasp that. Their first instinct when they get money is to turn into a humiliating caricature of blacks held by the most virulently racist people on earth. They're a chicken leg away from being Steppin Fetchit for crying out loud.
Why on earth would you do that to yourself? Its like white people becoming celebrities and turning into Earn from down at the trailer park, stained muscle tee up over their belly, Horny and Over 40 mesh farmer cap over their mullet, a Pabst in one hand and a 13 year old niece in the other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (Sfs6o)
Nope. Can be applied to laymen, too.
Posted by: dad29 at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (7Kti7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (V2Yro)
yes, and last saturday i saw The15:17 to Paris.
it's good to see heroes in this day and age.
it helps me.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 25, 2018 01:40 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 25, 2018 01:40 PM (YU27p)
I think he does. I saw a show when he was talking to Bill Burr and Colin Quinn about comedy, he admitted that the audience he tends to pull requires more explanation and repetition to get some of his jokes across than they might. I think he knows this is all BS but its what gets him gigs. But its not comedy any more. Its just blatant racist hate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (70cRb)
Here you go!
http://tinyurl.com/y9ucr8fz
Very, very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (wYseH)
Seriously, he's just doing racist jokes about how evil whites are now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:35 PM (39g3+)
We were in Las Vegas recently and heard an Asian comic do the same thing ad nauseam. I'm not a virtue-signaler by any stretch of imagination, but it really wasn't funny (or offensive); it was just ... tiresome.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (YqDXo)
The word is out in Colorado that we must support amnesty for DACA Dreamboats.
Same BS yesterday at Mass, here in MT
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (7LY+6)
Girls have wings, maybe you can catch both if you fly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/y9ucr8fz
Very, very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (wYseH)
You bastard. That was not just NSFW, it was NSFL.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:43 PM (YqDXo)
Not hard to figure - Like everyone in the entertainment biz today, they are all essentially very stupid people with big mouths who have no ability for, or even concept of, self-reflection. They open their stupid mouths, people throw money at them, that's all they care about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 01:43 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (V2Yro)
I told her to get the memory rocks model
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:43 PM (VWsDy)
There's a discount food joint we used to shop at here in town that every time we'd go there, we would come out and Noah floated by on an ark. Seriously, it was raining so hard the drops were bouncing up and hitting the bottom of bags, we'd wade through several inches of water to the car. After the fifth time we just stopped shopping there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)
There are three flavors of Lut'ran in the US: Wisconsin Synod, which is VERY VERY conservative; Missouri Synod, which is more conservative than Bush, but not WI LU status, and finally, ALC (American, used to be American EVANGELICAL or AELC), which compete with the Methodists for loosey-goosey awards.
Posted by: dad29 at February 25, 2018 01:44 PM (7Kti7)
I'm sure these white liberals will be spared if Muslims go on some Jihad in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Apache at February 25, 2018 12:35 PM (uc45P)
1. Change the Arabic to read, "Mohammed blows goats."
2. buy popcorn
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2018 01:45 PM (Dbv1R)
http://tinyurl.com/y9ucr8fz
Very, very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (wYseH)
You bastard. That was not just NSFW, it was NSFL.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:43 PM (YqDXo)
Holy hell, why did I just hit that link? What the hell is wrong with me?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 25, 2018 01:45 PM (IMacf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:45 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (70cRb)
We got nude in the barrel
Posted by: SHEP at February 25, 2018 01:45 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 12:21 PM (vChNs)
Years ago, there was this game called Machievellie: The Prince, that looked like Civ 2, but you mainly moved goods from one city to another in an attempt to get rich. Then you could buy cardinals, and when you had enough, 'impeach' the current pope and install a friendlier one.
It was a guilty pleasure, bugs notwithstanding.
Posted by: Methos at February 25, 2018 01:45 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (V2Yro)
Extra insulation against winter drafts.
Posted by: Barky the Fuckwit at February 25, 2018 01:46 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2018 01:39 PM (VWsDy)
Ask whitey and cracker. Or is it cracka?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 01:46 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)
Here you go!
http://tinyurl.com/y9ucr8fz
Very, very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM
Nuh. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2018 01:46 PM (EzdLW)
This is becoming par for the course in believe everything wymyn say.
Posted by: Monk at February 25, 2018 01:47 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:47 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 25, 2018 01:23 PM (70cRb)
Here you go!
http://tinyurl.com/y9ucr8fz
Very, very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (wYseH)
I don't want THAT in my search history!
Posted by: Handperch at February 25, 2018 01:48 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 25, 2018 01:48 PM (YU27p)
Samuel L Jackson Shreds 'Mothaf***a' Donald Trump over armed teachers idea.
Ah, the eloquence of ghetto rhetoric.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:25 PM (YqDXo)
Yeah, but you gotta admit that no one says "motherfucka" like Sam Jackson.
He owns that.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2018 01:29 PM (7uYFy)
I used to like Samuel L. Jackson but he has turned into just another racist 'hate whitey' scumbag.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2018 01:48 PM (mpXpK)
Nuh. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent"
Yep. Cardinal rule - no clicky midday linkage.
Very bad juju.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:48 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 25, 2018 01:48 PM (dab45)
http://tinyurl.com/y9ucr8fz
Very, very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM
Welp, that'll keep me on my diet. No appetite for the next month or so.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 25, 2018 01:49 PM (yzxic)
What, no lion to protest over?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:50 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 25, 2018 01:40 PM (YU27p)
Did you steal Ace's time machine?
Posted by: X-ray at February 25, 2018 01:51 PM (4fiCC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2018 01:48 PM (mpXpK)
I don't have a problem with it. I'm not offended, enchanted, or anything else by it.
I view it much like a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk: something of no consequence to be stepped over, and then to proceed on my way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 01:51 PM (YqDXo)
I think he always has been, but most of his roles they took advantage of other aspects of his acting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mother Nancy Piglosi at February 25, 2018 01:52 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: REDACTED
That is not where you find cow piss.
Posted by: Rancher at February 25, 2018 01:52 PM (9a5lA)
http://tinyurl.com/y9ucr8fz
Very, very NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2018 01:42 PM (wYseH)
Dispatch the emergency rescue team!
Posted by: Greenpeace at February 25, 2018 01:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 25, 2018 01:53 PM (YU27p)
Nuh. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent"
Yep. Cardinal rule - no clicky midday linkage.
Very bad juju.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 25, 2018 01:48 PM (7LY+6)
Only kbdabear is to be trusted.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 01:53 PM (NWiLs)
http://bit.ly/2GH7wK4
A friend of mine commented that having a su tanned face in China is an indication of a peasant and that probably explains the masks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)
http://bit.ly/2FwE7To
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Poor Canadians, why, again, did they vote to make him prime minister?
Posted by: Surfperch at February 25, 2018 01:53 PM (Qy9+s)
https://twitter.com/DiversityAndCmx/status/967524125681029120
This guy has a history of bluffing and self immolation. He appeared on Tucker Carlson with a big 3-ring binder called "Tucker's Lies". He claimed falsely that he had an epileptic episode because of a gif, and explained that the person who sent it was going to jail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2018 01:53 PM (rnAwa)
http://bit.ly/2FwE7To
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 25, 2018 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)
He's going full Bollywood
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2018 01:54 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Diogenes other brother Darrel at February 25, 2018 01:54 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: skip intro at February 25, 2018 01:54 PM (aYKMr)
Posted by: Rancher at February 25, 2018 01:52 PM (9a5lA)
Well not with that attitude it isn't.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2018 01:54 PM (y87Qq)
It was a guilty pleasure, bugs notwithstanding."
There's a much more time honored and effective way to do this, done by Charlemagne, Napoleon, and even a pack of Normans up from Sicily once upon a time - you simply take your army into Italy, either occupy Rome or get lucky and grab the Pontiff outside of his city gates, and then you'll find that he magically becomes very agreeable to everything you run past him, up to and including crowning you Emperor of the entire Christian world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 01:55 PM (V2Yro)
Yeah, he's trying to defend paying for and protecting a child pornographer, which he was fired for at the New York Times. He claims he saved "hundreds of children" from predators, but there's zero reason to believe any such thing. Given his predilection for tentacle porn and general insanity, I wonder how much he enjoyed the content he bought.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:56 PM (39g3+)
When the tentacle monsters look at Kurt of Eichen's Forest they go "eeewww!!!!" and run away.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 25, 2018 01:56 PM (YU27p)
Just cancelled my accounts with two of those.
Never had a Dick Account.
Posted by: skip intro at February 25, 2018 01:56 PM (aYKMr)
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 01:58 PM (39g3+)
Honestly, if a political opponent fabricated the story of Trudeau in India, no one would believe it. It would be just too far-fetched.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2018 01:58 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 01:59 PM (wA1aM)
Posted by: skip intro at February 25, 2018 01:56 PM (aYKMr)
I've always had one!
Posted by: SHEP! at February 25, 2018 02:00 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 01:59 PM (wA1aM)
I thought we're supposed to bar mitzvahs?
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)
That's not fair to good ol' Barn.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: skip intro at February 25, 2018 02:02 PM (x25VP)
I thought we're supposed to bar mitzvahs?
...
The girls get Bats.
Posted by: skip intro at February 25, 2018 02:02 PM (x25VP)
That's just the fucking way it is. It's the sort of integrity kick we're on right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)
From what I'm reading and hearing it really pulled the wool way from the eyes of a lot of Canadians. They thought he was charming and cute and fun, and now think he's a pandering Zoolander. Whatta maroon.
If you look closely at those pics, check out his son. In almost every picture he's looking at the camera with either a stare of disbelief or begging to be saved from this. Maybe there's hope for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:03 PM (wA1aM)
honest injun!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (vChNs)
Hello Buzz, Weasel, Insomniac, et al! Bob should have gone to mass....
Posted by: Heidi (Mrs Cannibal Bob) at February 25, 2018 02:03 PM (70cRb)
http://thefederalist.com/2018/02/24/ wheaton-college-wins-court-battle- over-obamas-birth-control-mandate/
(remove spaces)
I just thought this was significant, not only for the ongoing battles to retain some semblance of religious liberty, but also because Wheaton College has the largest collection of original manuscripts outside of the UK of the 'Inklings' who also included CS Lewis.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2018 02:04 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:03 PM (wA1aM)
It was an attempted play on words. A bar mitzvah as the ceremonial passage into manhood, and to bar mitzvahs, as in to prohibit or prevent.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:04 PM (NWiLs)
honest injun!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 01:33 PM (vChNs)
Hello Buzz, Weasel, Insomniac, et al! Bob should have gone to mass....
Posted by: Heidi (Mrs Cannibal Bob) at February 25, 2018 02:03 PM (70cRb)
How, Heidi!
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Trudeau's Political Opponent at February 25, 2018 02:05 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 25, 2018 02:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (IqV8l)
She's holding it hostage until then? Or working on her literacy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2018 02:05 PM (Dbv1R)
Bob you're. Great but heidi. .
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:06 PM (wA1aM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (IqV8l)
She's holding it hostage until then? Or working on her literacy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2018 02:05 PM (Dbv1R)
#BringBackOurMemoirs
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:06 PM (NWiLs)
And his mom was in Cuba for weeks around 9 months before he was born.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2018 02:07 PM (398bZ)
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BROWARD STRONG!!!
Posted by: Methos at February 25, 2018 02:07 PM (XQvuQ)
"Mama Shoulda Called me Tucker"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2018 02:07 PM (398bZ)
"The Duct Tape Diaries"
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Miami isn't even in Broward County, Palm Springs is.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 25, 2018 02:08 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:08 PM (wA1aM)
Posted by: skip intro at February 25, 2018 01:54 PM (aYKMr)
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doesn't that make her magically appear?
Posted by: Ghetto Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 02:08 PM (vChNs)
Yeah he like several of the 'rons around here are great about praising and promoting their wives.
One thing I cannot stand is people who run down their wife or husband in public, criticizing and making jokes about how much they suck. That should be on the NEVER, EVER DO THIS list right at the start.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2018 01:19 PM (IqV8l)
Don't you threaten US, Michelle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 02:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)
Bob is in heap big trouble....He's lucky it's Sunday and Lent and I'm going to make this part of my penance! And, I'll be praying for you all too!
Posted by: Heidi (Mrs Cannibal Bob) at February 25, 2018 02:09 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 25, 2018 02:08 PM (Qy9+s)
Palm BEACH, not Palm Springs. Cursed Autocucumber!
Posted by: Surfperch at February 25, 2018 02:09 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:09 PM (wA1aM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2018 02:09 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:08 PM (wA1aM)
What does the inability to walk have to do with it?
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ghetto Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 02:10 PM (vChNs)
"Mama Shoulda Called me Tucker"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2018 02:07 PM (398bZ)
"The Duct Tape Diaries"
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:07 PM (NWiLs)
"Transitions."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2018 02:10 PM (YqDXo)
Whenever I see that on Twitter I try to encourage them, praise them, and nudge them toward that direction. They're like children, they respond well to praise.
Miami isn't even in Broward County, Palm Springs is.
Details
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: skip intro at February 25, 2018 02:02 PM (x25VP)
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but no shirts
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 02:11 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2018 02:09 PM (0ogQG)
As it should have been. Buchenwald reminds me of a paranoid schizophrenic. I think he fantasized the alleged epileptic seizure.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)
their polity is democratic b) most Methodists are now in Africa. So the
African bishops had restrained it from embracing the worst forms of
wackiness
I thought that was the Episcopalian/Anglican, not Methodists.
Posted by: dad29 at February 25, 2018 02:11 PM (7Kti7)
Posted by: Heidi (Mrs Cannibal Bob) at February 25, 2018 02:03 PM (70cRb)
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there's always the funeral Mass
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 02:12 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:12 PM (wA1aM)
their polity is democratic b) most Methodists are now in Africa. So the
African bishops had restrained it from embracing the worst forms of
wackiness
I thought that was the Episcopalian/Anglican, not Methodists.
Posted by: dad29 at February 25, 2018 02:11 PM (7Kti7)
I believe you are correct, though the Methodists have largely gone full libtard as well.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)
I wonder why? It seemed like he had a valid complaint, providing he was telling the truth about his epileptic condition, and it was deliberately sent to cause him harm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)
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Consult Entwistle, My Wife, lyrics, execute
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 25, 2018 02:13 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:14 PM (wA1aM)
Posted by: Heidi (Mrs Cannibal Bob) at February 25, 2018 02:14 PM (70cRb)
I wonder why? It seemed like he had a valid complaint, providing he was telling the truth about his epileptic condition, and it was deliberately sent to cause him harm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)
The guy's nuts. He fantasizes that he's under attack, has delusions about secret messages from the CIA, and has a fake dossier on Tucker Carlson for God's sake.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:14 PM (wA1aM)
You shouldn't smack your gum like that. It's impolite.
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:15 PM (NWiLs)
their polity is democratic b) most Methodists are now in Africa. So the
African bishops had restrained it from embracing the worst forms of
wackiness
I thought that was the Episcopalian/Anglican, not Methodists.
---
I think the Ep/Ang folks split three ways, one still answers to the guy in England, one doesn't but mainly believes the same stuff, and one from both of those which joined up with the African branch because they still believe the Bible.
Posted by: Methos at February 25, 2018 02:15 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
DIY Last Rites can be conducted at home.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2018 02:18 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Methos at February 25, 2018 02:18 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - We Are All Hands at February 25, 2018 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
I know you are being sarcastic but ... Someone has pointed out that Kurt has made a video himself with flashing strobe lights. Layers of cringe-garbage.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2018 02:21 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2018 02:22 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:23 PM (wA1aM)
It also plays off of the old TV show, Miami Vice.
Posted by: Traveling Man at February 25, 2018 02:25 PM (fIn37)
Posted by: Willow at February 25, 2018 02:27 PM (wA1aM)
Posted by: Douglas Masucci at February 25, 2018 02:27 PM (5DSWk)
Yeah but the barrier to get a lawsuit started is pretty dang low. You have to be really off your nut to have a suit thrown out by a court.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2018 03:29 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: sestamibi at February 25, 2018 04:04 PM (WusEB)
Three in the front seat
they sat on each side
that green and white '58 Fairlane
it would glide
down farm roads past open fields
seeming like no big deal
as it was happening
I never felt a thing
but now looking back
it seems like it was everything
singing with Mom
just so we could hear ourselves sing
stealing a drink
from the cold can in Daddy's lap
protected by only
a small thin brown paper sack
And the wind blew the echoes
of long faded voices
And they'd sing me a song
that the old cowboy's sang
and I didn't know
what the words meant or anything
I was just singing
because I was supposed to
Saint Mother Maria
Watch over us, please
as we wander around
in this dangerous world
Saint Mother Maria,
there's nothing so sweet
as the undying love
of a south Texas girl
and with the windows wide open
it felt hot to us anyways
three bound together
on a day just like any day
they told me and taught me
and showed me and bought me
whatever I wanted
from the corner U-totem
................
And the wind blows the echoes
of long faded voices
And they sing us a song
that the old cowboy's sang
and now that I know
what the words mean and everything
I am still singing...
Saint Mother Maria
Watch over us, please
as we wander around
in this dangerous world
Saint Mother Maria,
there's nothing so sweet
as the undying love
of a south Texas girl
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2018 04:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ron n. at February 25, 2018 05:19 PM (MBrFx)
Posted by: True the Note at February 25, 2018 05:20 PM (HLTe8)
Me, I'm sticking with the Guy who began it all, including Frances' chance to make an ass of himself.
Posted by: True the Note at February 25, 2018 05:24 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 25, 2018 06:37 PM (Sda6L)
That, per Catholic belief, means hellfire, in case you don't know. See, e.g., Henry II and the slaying of Thomas Becket.
Posted by: Beverly at February 26, 2018 12:37 AM (EX98t)
Posted by: Bob at February 26, 2018 11:42 AM (fVGlW)
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