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Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/26/18 ) The ONT Waited For You Edition
"911, what's your emergency?" "There's someone breaking into my house. Could you send the Broward County Sheriff's Department to water my garden while I kill the intruder?" Jesse KellyQuote II
Substance is not the strong suit of the Left. Leftists tend to isolate one component of a policy issue, ignore the broader context, history, and consequences of the larger issue, and use and abuse a national tragedy to exploit their agenda. Using political human shields is the cherry on top. This is why they never want to discuss the broader history of gun violence and gun laws in America but instead keep a myopic focus on school shootings while hiding behind the victims. Daniel Horowitz
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“I think you should probably make it more difficult for people who aren’t mentally stable to have guns, and maybe there should be some … I just honestly feel like if you lose the right to bear arms as a citizen, then you know what I’m saying, it’s easy to enslave. It’s easy for the government to enslave people when they don’t have the right to bear arms.” T.I.
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Walter Williams.If you missed the interview of Prof. Walter Williams with Mark Levin, dig it up. It's great. Wonder if we could get it shown in schools everywhere?
Mechanic Rick Sullivan spent six months and $6,000 building this upside down truck from the parts of two separate vehicles. The street legal car was created from a 1991 Ford Ranger pickup truck with a 1995 F-150 pickup truck body placed over the top—upside down.
This particular science project didn't turn out so well. You're not my father!
A teenage girl allegedly discovered her dad was not her biological father after testing her blood type during a science lesson. The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.
The shocking incident was publicised on Twitter by Anya Hettich, supposedly a fellow student at the US university. According to Anya, the girl questioned her professor in a biology lecture after her blood type did not match those of her parents.
Don't worry about having some drugs before leaving Vegas. You can leave them behind. What drugs happen in Vegas stay in Vegas.
Las Vegas is kind of the perfect haven for recreational pot smokers. It’s a land of hedonism that encourages natives and visitors alike to indulge their every whim—otherwise known as, well, “Sin City.” Gamblers who win big can light up a celebratory joint, and those who lose big can smoke to forget about their financial woes for a while. There’s just one thing you can’t do with weed in Vegas: take it out of Vegas. Thankfully, Las Vegas’ McCarran Airport has devised a solution for smokers who bought a little too much product and can’t take it out of the state with them. The airport has installed 10 large, green trash cans for travelers to dispose of their prescription and recreational drugs before hopping on their flight
NSFW Embracing the uniqueness. The man with two penises.
The anonymous man realised he was different from a young age, with his parents suggesting he kept his secret from school friends so they didn't get jealous
NSFWA little music. Not quite spot on but close.
Many more teenagers than previously thought may identify as transgender or gender non-conforming, a new study in the journal Pediatrics suggested. Only about 0.6 percent of U.S. adults identify with a gender opposite their birth sex, and previous studies showed about 0.7 percent of U.S. teens do so as well. The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.
Tesla: Musk Fought The Law (Of Physics), And The Law Won
On the flipside, engineers at an independent ‘competitive benchmarking” company, Munro & Associates, based in Auburn Hills, Michigan, didn’t have equally as nice things to say in their assessment of the Model 3. Other outlets published Munro & Associates’ remarks, which were all compiled in a YouTube video, with comparisons to build quality from a “1990s Kia” resonating most. Although Kia is doing great now, back in the 1990s, its cars weren’t worth much praise.Once upon a time you could buy one Kia and get the second free or for a penny or such thing. Probably can't with a Tesla.
Increasing stress and a lack of motivation among healthcare staff could result in hospitals having to shut down in the wake of a major incident such as flooding or an earthquake, according to new research published in the journal Procedia Engineering. The research, led by Anglia Ruskin University, examined studies from across the world. It found that the capacity of clinical and non-clinical staff in hospitals and clinics to deal with incidents such as floods, earthquakes or other natural hazard is severely limited by a high workload and challenging targets which result in high levels of psychological stress.
February 26, 1932, Born on this day, Johnny Cash US country singer, songwriter who was considered one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century. Although he is remembered as a country icon, his songs spanned other genres including rock and roll and rockabilly and blues, folk, and gospel. This crossover appeal won Cash the rare honor of induction in the Country Music Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Gospel Music Hall of Fame. During the last stage of his career, Cash covered songs by several late 20th-century rock artists, most notably 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails. Cash died of respiratory failure on September 12th 2003, aged 71. via thisdayinmusic.com
February 26, 1955, Billboard reported that for the first time since their introduction in 1949, 45rpm singles were outselling the old standard 78's. via thisdayinusic.com
Tonight's Public Service Announcement: Free Pancakes Tuesday!
Eat the pancakes. Don't eat the Killer Rice.
IN 1877, JAPAN’S MEIJI EMPEROR watched his aunt, the princess Kazu, die of a common malady: kakke. If her condition was typical, her legs would have swollen, and her speech slowed. Numbness and paralysis might have come next, along with twitching and vomiting. Death often resulted from heart failure.
Holy Shit! Now it's used for camouflage. Genius Award Winner.
Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody. Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.
"This morning, during first period, my kids could tell that I was a little off. When they asked why I wasn’t acting normal I explained to them that my wife's father had passed away this weekend and that I was worried about her. They all said they were sorry and then we got started on our work. While standing at my door giving hugs and high fives at dismissal to 2nd period one little girl put something in my hand. She told me 'This is for your wife. I know it was real expensive when my daddy died and I don't really want ice cream today anyways.' I wish the world would pay more attention to children. We could learn a lot from them."
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Do not use The ONT if inner pouch has been opened.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 09:53 PM (Ckg4U)
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Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 09:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 09:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 09:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (rkGhg)
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (hZ+us)
Guess it's time to read 'n' stuff
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR)
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Does that include 2% of boys identifying as a lesbian in a man's body?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (2yngH)
Here's a budget one.. I think I would choose this over making my own from parts..
https://tinyurl.com/ya4uwre2
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 09:53
Well crap, I thought I caught I could be first. Be well Slap.
Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (yJ1e6)
Education schools don't allow those that would consider it to be credentialed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (qJtVm)
Well, now I can go back and actually read it, watch it, listen to it, yeah.
Posted by: mindful webworker - eye catchy tory at February 26, 2018 10:00 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2018 10:00 PM (UdKB7)
"APPENDIX A - FIREARMS EXEMPTED BY THE
ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN OF 2017"
I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (Ty7G4)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Audible Experience Appreciation Society, ONT Claque at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (LiyEm)
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Before the white man come to our land, my people lived in harmony with Great Spirit, following the great server migration across the plains.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: San Fran Nan, slowly losing her mind at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Qy9+s)
Very funny. We're looking up on Google how to defend against an AR-15 and then we'll be right over...
Posted by: Coward County's Finest at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (jTKIp)
The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.
Unpossible. Women don't cheat on their husbands.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
WILL AoS SURVIVE? Tune in tomorrow....
Posted by: mindful webworker - get along leetle data at February 26, 2018 10:03 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
It was more likely a bill that was submitted to committee in 2016 in anticipation of a Clintoon
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:03 PM (KXVP7)
IN 1877, JAPAN'S MEIJI EMPEROR watched his aunt, the princess Kazu, die of a common malady: kakke.
All y'all read this right the first time, right? No lewd turns of phrase?
(Liars!)
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:04 PM (pNxlR)
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I am deeply sceptical of anything that a "study" says. They are usually designed by those that have an agenda. Plus, most published science can't be replicated.
3% of the people I run into in my daily life are wannabe trannies? Bullshit.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 10:04 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (Ty7G4)
{{{Bluebell}}}
Well played!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2018 10:04 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (Ty7G4)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)
How much did that cost the taxpayers?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (9SkN+)
Like 911 times a thousand.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)
The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.
So her mom either screwed her own brother or her husbands brother. Im hoping its the latter.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (hZ+us)
*pours bourbon*
Yep. ONT.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)
In re: last photo -
Oh, this ol' river keeps on rollin', though
No matter what gets in the way and which way the wind does blow
And as long as it does I'll just sit here
And watch the river flow
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
It was more likely a bill that was submitted to committee in 2016 in anticipation of a Clintoon victory she-story.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:03 PM (KXVP7)
Even more likely, it is one of about fifty bills stripping rights from conservative legal citizens that government funded commie lawyers have been perfecting since LBJ was in office.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (gwPgz)
How much did that cost the taxpayers?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (PvFoN)
Say what now? That's third-world banana republic dictator type shit right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)
At long last, our golden opportunity!!!
Posted by: Cheech & Chong Sanitation Co. of Southern Nevada at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I see you've been talking to Political Hat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (pY+s4)
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Does that include 2% of boys identifying as a lesbian in a man's body?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (Z8FFX)
funny.... I've met 10's of thousands of people in my lifetime...
and have only met ONE Tranny....
so how the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 09:54 PM (eMKNe)
And fucking lucky.
Maybe less crowing about being a dick and more, "Gee, thanks MH for not tossing me" is in order.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (wYseH)
Is the server coyote here yet for this site's illegal dash across the border?
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (c/EDo)
"APPENDIX A - FIREARMS EXEMPTED BY THE
ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN OF 2017"
I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (di1hb)
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Run on this for the Mid terms, Libtards. Please. Find a way to make Manchin , McKaskill, and other Trump state Lib Fucktards register a vote on it.
Electoral slaughter hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (v5jQi)
Taking another shot at the server migration tonight. Starting the process a lot earlier than last time, but we'll still only be down for about half an hour around 4AM EST.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM
What was supposed to happen in April?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)
The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.
So her mom either screwed her own brother or her husbands brother. Im hoping its the latter.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (hZ+us)
Or.... we really don't have DNA science down as well as they TELL us it is...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:10 PM (NgKpN)
"APPENDIX A - FIREARMS EXEMPTED BY THE
ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN OF 2017"
I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (di1hb
Those fuckers have that shit pre-printed and ready to go the moment they see blood spilled.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (KXVP7)
Or John McCain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)
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Does that include 2% of boys identifying as a lesbian in a man's body?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (Z8FFX)
funny.... I've met 10's of thousands of people in my lifetime...
and have only met ONE Tranny....
so how the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (NgKpN)
I know of at least one.
I graduated with shim. At the 10 year class reunion it was a "woman". All I said was, "A guy has got to do what a guy has to do" and I walked away.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (3/sUh)
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Makes those funemployment periods more enjoyable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (6nRrz)
**************
Don't forget her hubby is Mr. Bechtel.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (YccS3)
Mrs. JTB mentioned you you paint with watercolors, if she recalls correctly. Did that help develop your eye for finding such gorgeous scenes?
Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (KXVP7)
Or John McCain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)
Or a Welshman trying to learn Czech.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
I graduated with shim. At the 10 year class reunion it was a "woman". All I said was, "A guy has got to do what a guy has to do" and I walked away.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (3/sUh)
And how many people have you met in your life?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Remington, Inc. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (dzxr0)
Might be? Close to 3...like 2? But still I doubt it.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Don Q. at February
you know, that is an interesting possibility. everything they keep telling us about the science is based up on probability, which is fine so long as their original test samples were big enough.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)
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I've seen it quoted that about 10% of fathers aren't...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (6nRrz)
Ice-T, of all people, is apparently a hard-core 2nd Amendment supporter.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (MTjB1)
Mentally ill, they are.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (uDcBt)
previous studies showed about 0.7 percent of U.S. teens do so as wel
I think I can, I think I can...
The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.
I know I can, I know I can...
Posted by: The Little Cultural Marxist That Could at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)
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Posted by: Malfunctioning Nancy Pelosi at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (6nRrz
So there is a little flicker of hope that young people "get it"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)
Don't push your luck.
I think you have no idea how this place works.
You are skating on thin ice. Jeopardizing Ace's franchise is a very bad idea, and not being contrite is an even worse idea.
First rule of holes: When you are in one, stop digging.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Don Q. at February
you know, that is an interesting possibility. everything they keep telling us about the science is based up on probability, which is fine so long as their original test samples were big enough.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)
Identical twins have sent in swabs to have the 'tests' done...
and gotten back DIFFERENT results...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)
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I remember many a girl in college "became" a lesbian. After college and finding that was no longer such a great way to get attention most of them settled down with a man...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Is that legal?
Or possible?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (wYseH)
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Smile when you say that, pilgrim.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Mentally ill, they are.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (uDcBt)
I've said for YEARS...
That dysfunction is contagious....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (NgKpN)
Pretty please!
Posted by: Remington, Inc. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (dzxr0)
With a cherry on top!
Posted by: The NRA at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (/VpOP)
when some girl said she had something on her slide she could not identify she called the prof over and he declared it was a sperm.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (MTjB1)
total screamers
Posted by: concrete girl at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (SJBL7)
I think a fun dinner table for me would be Walter, Thomas Sowell, and maybe VDH.
Anybody got an idea for a great dinner table?
If dead folks only, I'd take Shelby Foote, Ronald Reagan and Winston Churchill.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (RfzVr)
Ice-T, of all people, is apparently a hard-core 2nd Amendment supporter.
Posted by: Insomniac
It's true, it's called the Dark Amendment
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (KXVP7)
TI to his credit just walks away, not sure if that's because he understands what a stupid question it is or because he doesn't want to talk anymore.
But according to TMZ AR15s are automatic weapons.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)
Quite a few, why do you ask?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (3/sUh)
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I've seen it quoted that about 10% of fathers aren't...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (Z8FFX)
Depends on what data you look at. Some estimates range from 10-16%. The American Association of Blood Banks data turns up about a 30% non-paternity rate, although there's some self-selection involved there. There's a not insignificant rate of paternity fraud and cuckolding going on out there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Brainwashing works.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (oVJmc)
Showed or 'suggested it might be closer to' 0.7 percent?
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (5qYq+)
She drowned?
That's gross.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (8gDQu)
1., I apologized for what I did in last night's ONT. And I meant it.
2., I told MH I would never post again about the topic in question. I gave him ZERO argument about anything.
And 3., I can't believe simply being happy about not being banned is a bannable offense.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (eMKNe)
Ice-T, of all people, is apparently a hard-core 2nd Amendment supporter.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
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He was also in the Army.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (4R/hE)
and gotten back DIFFERENT results...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)
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There was a bunch of articles at the end of 2017 about identical triplets who sent their DNA to both 23andme and ancestry.com and all got different results. It's science!
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (TKSfk)
The girl's father is the stepbrother of the man who was married to her mother (the uncle).
"Was" applies because her parents are now divorcing.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TMZ at February 26, 2018 10:18 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)
Quite a few, why do you ask?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (3/sUh)
Anecdotal... but if you have met thousands, and only know ONE Tranny????
Kind of shows that 'study' is Bullshit.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)[i/]
But it's been proven that The Yankees are Padro Martinez' daddy!
[Yes, that's for Bluebell]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Is that legal?
Or possible?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (wYseH)
It could mean the dawning of a new, bright era for mankind, or usher in the Apocalypse. We may never know.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
Same with dog genetic services.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (I+l0+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - everyone I know... at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (3tLP6)
And how many people have you met in your life?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)
0.7
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (mR967)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (wYseH)
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Whatever you wrote doesn't show up on my phone.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (TKSfk)
Same with dog genetic services.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)
Which makes you wonder about FBI DNA testing...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NgKpN)
The girl's father is the stepbrother of the man who was married to her mother (the uncle).
"Was" applies because her parents are now divorcing.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
Well, no shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
2., I told MH I would never post again about the topic in question. I gave him ZERO argument about anything.
And 3., I can't believe simply being happy about not being banned is a bannable offense.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February
why were you apologizing?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (MTjB1)
Thank God she wasn't hurt or injured. She was pretty shook up by the time I got there, but not hurt.
Spent the rest of the afternoon closing bank accounts (he got away with the savings book and checkbook) and setting up new direct deposit for our pension and social security.
Had to put on a credit freeze with the big three. Trans Union and Equifax were pretty good. Experian sucked balls. Their four authentication questions had only one correct answer. Another was close, her cell phone number but it was off by one digit. The question they asked about when our house was built wasn't close by a decade. Then they said that they couldn't verify our identity and that we would have to mail a request with a police report. Crap, by then the little fuck could wreak all kinds of damage.
It's been a day, let me tell you.
I'm just grateful to God that my Mrs. Old Blue is good. Shaken, but good.
Sorry for the rant.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (RfzVr)
Rudyard Kipling!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (gwPgz)
I have a headache reading this.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)
Quite a few, why do you ask?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (3/sUh)
Anecdotal... but if you have met thousands, and only know ONE Tranny????
Kind of shows that 'study' is Bullshit.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:18 PM (NgKpN)
I don't believe it was I who said I've met thousands. But looking back at my career i've probably dealt with close to a 1,000 people per year. I've met plenty of homosexuals. Trans people? Only one that I can recall.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (3/sUh)
But polite people never discuss such things in front of the prole...umm, in public, I mean.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: skip intro at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Don Q. at February
yep. did you read the sidebar article about forensic "sciences" here a week or two ago?
really distressing. knew fingerprints were bs and frequently corrupt years ago. did not realize everything else was worse/
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,"
Musta been dipping into those trash cans at the Vegas airport.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (I+l0+)
Damn, dude. I'm glad Mrs. Blue is alright, all things considered.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (TKSfk)
I rea done of those articles. While it was really fraudulent that some of those companies liked to throw in unwanted results as "less than 1%", just to piss off customers, the stories about the inaccuracies, in general, were really blown out of proportion. There were results that were 10 or 15% different (though basically the same) and the article made it out to be wildly off the mark.
I would never do any of those tests because I don't trust those companies with any of my information, nonetheless the articles, in their mad desire to show how awful the results were actually showed that they weren't too bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (8gDQu)
The girl's father is the stepbrother of the man who was married to her mother (the uncle).
"Was" applies because her parents are now divorcing.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
Well, no shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
and sadly, may be divorcing over a test that is bullshit....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NgKpN)
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Pish posh. It's #SCIENCE!! And #SCIENCE is never wrong.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: TMZ
Magic Missile! Magic Missile!
https://youtu.be/RPNqVpyYkHE
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NgKpN)
No we have the highest standards at the FBI, although they might just be more flexible than one would expect!
Posted by: Janes Combey at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (gwPgz)
What part of DROP IT do too many of you fail to understand?
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (eMKNe)
Because you should have just shut up and not crowed about it.
Don't play dumb. What you did was calling attention to yourself, and that is not a good idea.
I'll repeat: First Rule of Holes: When you are in one, stop digging.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (wYseH)
There was a bunch of articles at the end of 2017 about identical triplets who sent their DNA to both 23andme and ancestry.com and all got different results. It's science!
Posted by: bluebell
They told me that I'm my own grandpa.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Doesn't matter ... to the courts. There have been cases where courts have demanded paternity payments from men who have proven that they aren't the children's fathers.
Got to love our court system ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (hZ+us)
of course Boulder thinks I am female. fortunately this is the year I get to fix my drivers licence gender
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (I+l0+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February
well, yeah, that is the bigger problem, what do they do with your info? do they give it to the cops? what is the standard for giving it to the cops; warrant? do they sell it individually or in aggregate? how safe is it from cyber attack?
you have to be a complete idiot to use one of those services.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)
trust those companies with any of my information...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (8gDQu)
Agree 100%
I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)
So yes, he does know his guns.....
Posted by: Forgetler at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (5F5p+)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (3g9Il)
I would never do any of those tests because I don't trust those companies with any of my information, nonetheless the articles, in their mad desire to show how awful the results were actually showed that they weren't too bad.
Read the fine print on their agreement / contract with you and reconsider, particularly if the question of ownership of your information is skewed in their favor.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (TKSfk)
--
It is not about the constitution. It is about finding a way to send your political opponents to the work camps.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (I+l0+)
I don't believe it was I who said I've met thousands. But looking back at my career i've probably dealt with close to a 1,000 people per year. I've met plenty of homosexuals. Trans people? Only one that I can recall.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (3/sUh)
It was I who said I'd met thousands....
But you see my point... 3%? Even 1%???
There was an 'study' that 15% of people were Gay...
Once again.... I've met gay folks in my life... but no where NEAR 15%.. (and Hell, I'm within 120 miles of San Francisco for Gods sake...)...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (9SkN+)
Yes, but the chirren thought the man was their dad and as we all know, chirren can NEVER be wrong!
Posted by: Janes Combey at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (gwPgz)
Mrs. JTB mentioned you you paint with watercolors, if she recalls correctly. Did that help develop your eye for finding such gorgeous scenes?
Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (V+03K)
You're welcome.
I dabble in acrylics.
When film was in vogue, I use to burn a lot of 35mm film.
As my late Father in Law would say, you sure like woods and water.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
My chewing gum loses its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (icI8A)
Are talking about us?!?!
It's our constitutional right to know nothing about that paper thingy you keep mentioning! We know our rights, it's in the constitution!
Posted by: The DNC at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (Qy9+s)
157 You know, when T.I. knows more about the Constitution than an entire political party
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It is not about the constitution. It is about finding a way to send your political opponents to the work camps.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (roQNm)
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Yep. Dems know fully well what the constitution says. They simply don't give a fuck since it's an impediment to their absolute power.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (6nRrz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)
I love your choices for dinner companions. I've long thought that Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell constitute seventy percent of the brain power in this country. It takes all the rest of us to make up the other thirty percent.
Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:28 PM (V+03K)
So unless somebody can trick a billionaire leftist into buying my wallpaper as a lost Pollack masterpiece, I've got some a-scrubbin' to do...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (icI8A)
I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)
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I'll bet you've left some of that DNA with persons of very questionable trustworthiness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (9SkN+)
So yes, he does know his guns.....
Posted by: Forgetler at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (5F5p+)
*shrugs*
I know very little about rappers. However, I don't think the current laws re: "machine guns" or suppressors are remotely
Constitutional so...eh.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)
I'll bet you've left some of that DNA with persons of very questionable trustworthiness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (9SkN+)
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Is this about me?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (6nRrz)
So unless somebody can trick a billionaire leftist into buying my wallpaper as a lost Pollack masterpiece, I've got some a-scrubbin' to do...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (icI8A)
Ouch. Puke in the sinuses stings like a mofo.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)
I would love to do those tests but I understand that you can't submit your sample anonymously (P.O. box or the like), which is really ridiculous. But ... there's a lot of that sort of bullshit when it comes to anything even remotely "medical".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (8gDQu)
BTW, the young lady caught up in the "my father / my uncle" question based her inquiry on blood types
"Daddy" is type O, mommy is type B and the young woman is type AB. Long standing and pretty clear rules for what's possible and what isn't with respect to inheritance of blood types. No further tests were cited.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February
which is kind of funny considering the reckless abandon with which everyone flung their genetic material when in college and afterwards.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (roQNm)
But that
Posted by: Jean Raspail at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (3/sUh)
I know less than nothing about photography, but it seems like the process when it was film was part of the finished product.
Maybe because the old stuff took a bit of work. but what I see nowadays is spectacular, but has less....life?...than film photography.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February
which is kind of funny considering the reckless abandon with which everyone flung their genetic material when in college and afterwards.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)
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Yeah but as far as I know, none of that DNA was stored in a database.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (6nRrz)
Got to love our court system ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (8gDQu)
Believe me, I know. They've abandoned any pretense of justice or equity in those cases.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Neil Boortz was the cat I listened to on AM Radio in College. I'd never heard of Neil Boortz - until I got to Evansville, IN.
Until I heard Neil Boortz, I had no idea who Walter E Williams was.
Those two guys - I have to be honest - were pretty damn fundamental to me in my process of puking up the shit I'd been taught, in school and at home, and going through this search of figuring out my own political point-of-view.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (fiGNd)
and being flirty. She literally does nothing else. I've never heard her
say anything substantive. Maybe she should add #metoo to her handle.
///
hmm...
Posted by: skip intro at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (x25VP)
Of course, the admin has been working double overtime to process all those new members.
As has their bank.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February
well, ran into one at a party one time that really was rather well done. was only after talking for a few min that I realized she was a he.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
As far as I know, nobody saved it for posterity!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:33 PM (wYseH)
Yep. Dems know fully well what the constitution says. They simply don't give a fuck since it's an impediment to their absolute power.
Posted by: #neverskankles
And it's old and outmoded. Like buggy whips and hoop skirts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2018 10:33 PM (0ogQG)
And that's only what she'll admit to having. Imagine all the graft and kickbacks sitting in offshore accounts.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February
well, depends upon how well the back seats of those cars were cleaned.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Just saw my nickname is a held over sock, but given the impending
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (fiGNd)
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Limbaugh did that for me. I stumbled on to his show one day in the car. I had never heard of him, had no idea what talk radio was even. Something about him kept me listening. I wasn't really political at that young age of 17/18ish. Had it not been for that random encounter on the radio, who knows, I could have easily gone left.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (6nRrz)
So unless somebody can trick a billionaire leftist into buying my wallpaper as a lost Pollack masterpiece, I've got some a-scrubbin' to do...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018
Ow. Sorry man.
Hope you feel better, soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I)
"Daddy" is type O, mommy is type B and the young woman is type AB. Long standing and pretty clear rules for what's possible and what isn't with respect to inheritance of blood types. No further tests were cited.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (pNxlR)
Then why all the talk of DNA tests?
Blood type stuff is WAY different...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (w+Jhj)
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I don't give them my essence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February
well, depends upon how well the back seats of those cars were cleaned.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
devil with a Blue Dress... Blue Dress on!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February
well, depends upon how well the back seats of those cars were cleaned.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
devil with a Blue Dress... Blue Dress on!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February
or how well she cleaned her contacts.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (6nRrz)[]/i]
I've heard that from other people. I've never been much of a Limbaugh guy ... although I've liked plenty of people who are.
How old are you ... if you don't mind me asking ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (fiGNd)
well, ran into one at a party one time that really was rather well done. was only after talking for a few min that I realized she was a he.
And the colored girls say
"Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo"
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Fapinista at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (djCea)
Not sure which Amendment is the right to smack ho's, but they're fans of that one, too.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -"
Types..
deletes...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (IcT7t)
Sad.
Amazing that of all places, ace's proves why men avoid women like the plague.
Even in the comments.
Freakin pathetic.
#enterwhiteknights
Posted by: skip intro at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (x25VP)
Posted by: Fapinista at February
well, if they were really smart they would send some hot young thingette around to collect the sample.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (MTjB1)
OMG that is so horrible!! Thank God she's fine and it is just a big PITA.
I haven't carried a purse for 30 years and this makes me glad I don't. $$$ in the front left of my jeans , ID and credit cards in the back left. Additional advantage is I never have my husband wanting me to put any of his stuff in my purse. Seem to recall that may have been the impetus for me to quit carrying a purse.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (icI8A)
So is the Academy. How many Oscars was Hustle and Flow nominated for?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:40 PM (8gDQu)
Not for Me Bitch. Not for Me.
Now and Again - I think about taking a turn in your Hellish Bowels - just for fun. Something to break the monotony.
That's how I roll.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:40 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (KP5rU)
I don't give them my essence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)
You deny them you essence.
(Please, no improv with the classics!)
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (pNxlR)
And that's only what she'll admit to having. Imagine all the graft and kickbacks sitting in offshore accounts.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0
Yeah, I use that website to grab a quick number fairly often. And her entire family can be found balls deep in 'investments' that require insider knowledge or a little gubmint nudge to be very profitable.
Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (RfzVr)
That's okay. He can put it in ace's messenger bag.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (8gDQu)
Hope you feel better, soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I) "
I think it was food poisoning, since I feel quite a bit better now. Still, I've rarely in my life vomited that violently.
Let's just see that if what I just did came out of a gun, Dianne Feinstein would already have introduced a bill to ban it.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: cfo mom at February
not usually how that works. usually someone's wife wants their husband to carry their junk.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (9SkN+)
That's how I roll.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:40 PM (fiGNd
Whistling past the "normal 0" graveyard, are we?
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (gEvQ8)
That's the new software. New server comes first because the old server has a hardware problem.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (2yngH)
Kinda miss her right now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 26, 2018 10:43 PM (G8B7r)
Hope you feel better, soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I) "
I think it was food poisoning, since I feel quite a bit better now. Still, I've rarely in my life vomited that violently.
Let's just see that if what I just did came out of a gun, Dianne Feinstein would already have introduced a bill to ban it.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (icI8A)
I had something similar happen to me once. I could have hit the toilet bowl from nine feet away without spilling much.
Glad it's "just" food issues. Lotta flu around this year.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:43 PM (xJa6I)
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Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)
As a matter of fact, yes.
But why you would once again bring up that when you promised your mother that you would swear that shit off after the last big incident?
Believe it or not, I am on your side. It might not seem like it right now, though.
But I am.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (UsCnO)
John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, my dad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)
I like the Shelby Foote idea, so I'll steal that and add...John Adams, Winston Churchill and William F. Buckley
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197673059831809
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197779553177600
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197887049064448
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197998822948864
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198104540426241
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (mMeIQ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198189441601536
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198279170265089
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198380987011073
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198509798330368
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198598205853698
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (eh0Va)
John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, my dad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)
I like the Shelby Foote idea, so I'll steal that and add...John Adams, Winston Churchill and William F. Buckley
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)
Winston Churchill... Samuel Clemons... and Benjamin Franklin....
and a WHOLE lot of alcohol...
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (gEvQ8)
81 Unpossible. Women don't cheat on their husbands.
***
I've seen it quoted that about 10% of fathers aren't...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (Z8FFX)
Depends on what data you look at. Some estimates range from 10-16%.
The American Association of Blood Banks data turns up about a 30%
non-paternity rate, although there's some self-selection involved there.
There's a not insignificant rate of paternity fraud and cuckolding
going on out there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Jes.
Posted by: Paolo at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (1JnAL)
and a WHOLE lot of alcohol...
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)
Sock Failage....
Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)
I saw the story about the man with two dicks, and it reminds me of a joke. If it has already been asked upthread, my apologies for duplicity.
The joke asks the following: What do you call a Mexican with two dicks?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (XMid9)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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Arrrrrgh. 'Progress' isn't necessarily 'improvement'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:48 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: tmitsss at February 26, 2018 10:48 PM (xlzu7)
However, for anyone interested, Larry Correia is on Tom Wood's Podcast from
friday
https://tomwoods.com/ep-1101-how-to-respond-to-school-shootings/
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2K6fY)
I can hardly wait for the fad to pass.
Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (SJBL7)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
The pole says that most people believe?
Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (NgKpN)
New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
We want software that makes covfefe.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
Damn! Now that's some software I could get behind!
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (gEvQ8)
turned out it was more of a taste test than anything. gave you a rating of sweet or salty.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
Must rest. Glorious victory in previous thread is new benchmark, fellow Americans!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (fA1SL)
New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
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This isn't going to be some AI thing that's going to track us all down and kill us, is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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Arrrrrgh. 'Progress' isn't necessarily 'improvement'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:48 PM (c/EDo
Hamster International Union 13 hardest hit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)
going on out there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Both of my kids are smart, hot-tempered, ugly, and impatient.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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Well...um...uh, what the hell, let's give it a go.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (c/EDo)
you have to be a complete idiot to use one of those services.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)
++++
Not only that, but their methods of determining anything about you is highly suspect. For example, what does it mean if they tell you that you are 10% French? What is their baseline for being French? Turns out, it is not what it was to be French 100 years ago. Rather, it is what is French today. But, France is an ethnically diverse country today. Using today's France as a baseline means a diverse baseline.
To be clear. I am not one to get worked up about ethnic purity or anything. I just prefer to deal in facts, not phony science.
If you send a sample into each of the companies, it is highly likely they will all come up with different results. What they are doing is not rigorous science.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 10:53 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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Well...um...uh, what the hell, let's give it a go.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I don't suppose you could get it to scrub the loo?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:53 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 26, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)
BTW, Based on some comments from Uncle Palp in an earlier thread and some recent articles, film is making a bit of a come back. Kodak, Fuji, and others are bringing back some films they discontinued years ago.
Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:54 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
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Does it do windows?
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (Ty7G4)
cop who did not go into the school in Florida, is fighting back...
Saying he thought it might be fire crackers going off...
Uh... if you thought it was fire crackers... THEN WHY THE F DIDN"T YOU GO IN????
/faceplam....
First rule of holes...
Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Dave at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (9SkN+)
Old Blue, that low-life will get his come-uppance, I hope.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (xGMkv)
Dude actually screwed the pooch. We got on cancelling stuff right away. No new transactions on the credit cards and the bank accounts have all been closed. The big one is her SS card was in her wallet, but we've already contacted SS. I guess we have to contact the IRS to make sure that nobody uses it to do stuff. Credit freeze on two of the three big reporting agencies, but Experian was the worst.
Mrs Old Blue is fine. The rest is all just paperwork. That's all that's important to me.Although, if he gets caught, charged and convicted, me and a friend would like to have just him, us, and a well selected baseball bat out behind the courthouse for just five minutes. I don't think that's too much to ask.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (RfzVr)
"You see that rocket ship leave yesterday? We can maybe leave this planet. We gonna be dealing with aliens. You think black and white gonna be a problem? Wait till you start running into m-F'ers with three or four dicks!"
Posted by: vivi at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (11H2y)
John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, my dad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)
I like the Shelby Foote idea, so I'll steal that and add...John Adams, Winston Churchill and William F. Buckley
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)
Winston Churchill... Samuel Clemons... and Benjamin Franklin....
and a WHOLE lot of alcohol...
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)
Now that's a party.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (xJa6I)
She was I think in her thirties when she found out about the doubles thing.
Crazy stuff.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (w8Rs1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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I was amused to note that Churchill added a footnote in his WWII memoir explaining that the Yanks referred to the British as 'Limeys', and explained why.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Sponge
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Like why Brussels Sprouts should be avoided.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:58 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:58 PM (I8gtY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:58 PM (5OO3x)
To which I agree with them wholeheartedly.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (w8Rs1)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
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Does it do windows?
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (Ty7G4)
That's why you have
Silly girl
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (w8Rs1)
I disagree....
Kids may make us reevaluate our thinking... they may remind us of how we once thought...
But they don't TEACH us shit.
Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (NgKpN)
I can hardly wait for the fad to pass.
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There are a lot of people with a vested interest in making sure that it doesn't pass. And they've got access to a lot of the important cultural levers.
Posted by: junior at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (G8ZEI)
Posted by: HAL 9000
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Dave? What are you doing Dave? Dave...
Posted by: He Who Laughs Last at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (5OO3x)
Was there anything in that article about how little pot actually gets left in the green bags ?
Here's a tip for you (maybe a couple):
People going to places like Vegas to buy legal, recreational weed are very unlikely to be buying "just enough for the weekend". They likely have a pretty good idea when they buy an 1/8 oz of weed that they're not going to smoke that in a day or two. Also, knowing this fact, they likely have enough intelligence not to have it on them when they attempt to go through airport security, and, in fact, very likely will have found other means of transport back to their abode in other states where it is not so legal.
Yeah, I know, you got a good chuckle out of that idiocy. But in case you're still unclear, for every ONE person dumb enough to need to dump their weed in a bag at the airport - there are 100 that either put it in their suitcase, or shipped it home.
Posted by: deadrody at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (4yA46)
Winston and the Duke have been my heroes forever. VDH and Sowell came later, but they've all been first class.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:02 PM (pkU+3)
A few years ago, out in NM, a woman who lost her son to a heroin overdose started an organization to fight heroin. They made a video that featured Cash singing Hurt. The words made me cringe, then.
today, I told my Pandora to play T-Bone Burnett type songs, and Cash's Hurt came up after a couple hours. I voted it thumbs down.
It hurts to hear it now. I've lost friends to addiction.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 11:03 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Ad Council at February 26, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Beyond his intellectual gifts, it's impressive to me that he seems like a genuinely decent and good person. He's the sort of person you'd love to have as a next-door neighbor. I can't say that of a lot of intellectuals and pundits.
If you haven't read his "Parting Company," you owe it to yourself to do so.
https://tinyurl.com/y748mugw
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 11:03 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
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Does it do windows?
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (Ty7G4)
It better not!
Posted by: Window Cleaners 504 Union Local at February 26, 2018 11:04 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Me Lurk You Long Time at February 26, 2018 11:06 PM (46UXb)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:06 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:07 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Denver at February 26, 2018 11:07 PM (+edhR)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 11:08 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Cicero
I recommend a Blasé filter on your id startup.
Perhaps the Indifference Option on the Ennui App could be set to medium, or just reboot the whole Mu.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 11:08 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (xGMkv)
There are so many things I really wish I could have talked to my Dad about.
Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (pkU+3)
===============
"Piker." -- The Clinton Crime Syndicate
Posted by: ShainS at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (BiLU+)
http://www.breitbart.com/podcasts/james-delingpole/
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Exile at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (Fikbq)
Posted by: kbdabear
No no no, I'm sure these teens are totally different and don't hold a grudge against there celebrated super woke classmate. /s
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2018 11:10 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: kbdabear
No no no, I'm sure these teens are totally different and don't hold a grudge against there celebrated super woke classmate. /s
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2018 11:10 PM (pY+s4)
OINK! OINK!
Posted by: David the Attention Hogg at February 26, 2018 11:11 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (96C7R)
Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (pkU+3)
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Rather "would" have talked to him about.
Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (pkU+3)
Certainly not these little shits that weren't even in the same building and most probably did not even personally know the actual victims.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 26, 2018 11:13 PM (P8951)
280 This thread is inspiring ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)
The dash to 1K comments on the prior thread drew down our reserves of wit and elan.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (96C7R)
I am a victim you gun-toting h8r!!1! OINK! OINK!
Posted by: David the Attention Hogg at February 26, 2018 11:14 PM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Shemp! at February 26, 2018 11:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)
Could you send in the DNA anonymously? If not, then there is a dandy niche business for some Moron to start operating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:15 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)
They are stunned, not stunning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:17 PM (Dbv1R)
Thought that was more Bob Braun's thing.... at the Club Ramrod restroom on Friday nights
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 11:17 PM (I8gtY)
I just looked up Jacob Bronowski. Now I want to read his books.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 11:17 PM (hZ+us)
Thanks Donna, thought you might be off cruising with Belling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (3/sUh)
Ah just spread mahn to the four winds and hope for the best. Heh.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (mMeIQ)
280 This thread is inspiring ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)
It wounds my heart with monotonous languor.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
280 This thread is inspiring ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)
The dash to 1K comments on the prior thread drew down our reserves of wit and elan.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:13 PM (pNxlR)
I haven't commented without a sock in almost five hours.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (Qy9+s)
The longer Hogg is on public display and the more he runs his mouth, the sketchier his stories sound. He will overreach and the whole Potemkin village will come crashing down around him.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:19 PM (2DOZq)
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. Jacob Bronowski.
The things you learn from the Horde!
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 11:21 PM (hZ+us)
If Jesus turns out to be the real deal, he can tell me about D.B. Cooper, so replace him with Siddartha Gautama. Messiah food fight!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 11:21 PM (icI8A)
I don't find it blasphemy
FWIW
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (3/sUh)
I love his gospel songs. a lot.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (xGMkv)
But I'd just insist on only cow girl and doggie and just muscle through it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 11:23 PM (wYseH)
Ro-Roh conflicting advice from Cobs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:24 PM (3/sUh)
Admittedly I've not heard any of his gospel. I'm an Elvis gospel fan though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
I know I wouldn't be thrilled to have a girl take off her shirt and see three tits.
The girl with the golden gun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 11:24 PM (IqV8l)
He reminds me of Wesley Crusher
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:25 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 11:26 PM (rnAwa)
327 I know I wouldn't be thrilled to have a girl take off her shirt and see three tits.
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Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (2DOZq)
I saw something like that the one and only time I tried to watch Dr Pimple Popper.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 11:26 PM (hZ+us)
Re: Genius Award winner from Corsicana. Kind-of Par for the course. Corsicana really is a great area, overall. Outside the city itself, there are some very remote places. And it will deliver this type of action- Like the following that took place about 20 years ago, as relayed by one of my contacts there.
One genius was renting a 'house' out in the sticks. The house (broke-down trailer is accurate) was known for dealing drugs. His alarm system was parrots in a cage on the porch to alert him if the police were there. They alerted him but did not work out well for impeding the State Troopers.
BTW: In 2003, The Columbia Space Shuttle left a large debris field over Corsicana (I was there that day just prior to the accident). Russell Stover Chocolates and Collin Street Bakery (The original in downtown) are it's most famous and delicious businesses...
Posted by: texcat at February 26, 2018 11:27 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)
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I would love to do those tests but I understand that you can't submit your sample anonymously (P.O. box or the like), which is really ridiculous. But ... there's a lot of that sort of bullshit when it comes to anything even remotely "medical".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (8gDQu)
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They don't want to help you know more about your history they want to know more about you.
Isn't that right, Bob?
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (YccS3)
He reminds me of Wesley Crusher
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:25 PM (eh0Va)
Great Observation...
and just like Wesley... smarmy... and thinks he is a LOT smarter than his elders...
Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (NgKpN)
Yeah I tried watching her once and I got through one scalpel procedure. I determine my pimple popping attraction is limited to my own.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
You're welcome,
Thanks for the geography lesson. I do like learning about Moron/Horde areas
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:30 PM (3/sUh)
The longer Hogg is on public display and the more he runs his mouth, the sketchier his stories sound. He will overreach and the whole Potemkin village will come crashing down around him.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (pNxlR)
Buy my forthcoming autobiography!
Posted by: Attention Hogg at February 26, 2018 11:30 PM (Qy9+s)
paperwork. That's all that's important to me.Although, if he gets
caught, charged and convicted, me and a friend would like to have just
him, us, and a well selected baseball bat out behind the courthouse for
just five minutes. I don't think that's too much to ask.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (gEvQ
Did you get a plate number on the getaway car? And can the local cops be trusted to properly investigate?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:30 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)
An Eddie Haskell type of creep?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:31 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 11:32 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 11:32 PM (jwo/I)
An Eddie Haskell type of creep?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:31 PM (3/sUh)
also a good analogy...
Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:32 PM (NgKpN)
The bubble they live in is much like the one that the activist Parkland kids are in. They think they have it all on a tipping point and now is the time. A lot of them are delusional and think they can do it, but most of them see it as the biggest wedge issue they've ever seen, as a way to win both the House and Senate this fall.
And with that, they can do it for real, and maybe even give impeachment a try.
Look where the media is today. They are mostly breathless with excitement over this. Listen to NPR. The TV headlines are showing the logos of the many dozens (and it's growing) of companies that have "stood up" to the NRA.
Win or lose in the House, this bill will be the news for a couple months or more, and the media will do nothing but shout it from the headlines and chyrons every news day.
We'll see GOPers getting on board with it. I know my Senator, Corey Gardner, probably cannot wait to voice his support. He knows how his state is polling, and it's against guns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 26, 2018 11:34 PM (5OEn4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:34 PM (3/sUh)
To atone for that sin I'm going to the grocery store and buy anything I can find that has a "Product of Israel" label on it.
Posted by: Exile at February 26, 2018 11:34 PM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (gEvQ
It seems to me I saw a TV show last year some time where the company did just that. His DNA was almost a perfect match for someone that committed a murder but the guy was provably innocent. The cops still believe one of his relatives committed the crime. Supposedly, those companies changed their policies after that and no longer turn DNA over to law enforcement. Not sure if I believe that.
As for me, I gave my DNA to Uncle Sam in 1990. They are supposed to be able to use it for one reason and that is to ID me if I got blown up. But they couldn't answer me when I asked what happens to it when I retire. i know it's in a database somewhere. Uncle Sam never throws anything away.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (IuYIh)
I don't know many times I stop by that site for ONT material and walk away saying, there's 30 minutes of my life I will never have back
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (3/sUh)
Isn't that right, Bob?
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February
well, the really funny thing is that if you watch their commercial, the people they are targeting are women, minorities, and gays.
were the eugenicists trying to assemble a database, this is how they would go about it - pay people to give them their info.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (MTjB1)
tinyurl.com/y9nterf2
Looks like the aliens there all got a tan.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 11:39 PM (I8gtY)
Posted by: Dollie the Sheep at February 26, 2018 11:40 PM (9SkN+)
You misspelled Marks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:42 PM (3/sUh)
Supposedly, those companies changed their policies after that and no longer turn DNA over to law enforcement. Not sure if I believe that.
And Apple boasted that their iPhone's security was uncrackable and they'd never submit to government requests to break them. And still the government persisted ...
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (IuYIh)
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Heard on the news recently related to an ex-GI:
They store the DNA and don't associate it with the individual unless there is a legal query.
They used ex-GI's DNA to prove he raped or raped and killed a woman. Come to find out he was being investigated by the Army for the same thing to another woman and it was him both times.
Long story short, they use it when they want to.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (YccS3)
You misspelled Marks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February
lol
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)
Phillip Fry was his own grandfather.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bill R.
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Case in point: Bowe Bergdahl
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 11:44 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (IuYIh)
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Oh, there are ways.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at February 26, 2018 11:44 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:45 PM (gEvQ8)
The commercials depict some average Joe figuring out he is 1/8th Ethiopian so he starts wearing a daishikt and eating termites for dinner,
How's about you just be your same usual bland self? These folks must have a real identity crisis to pay someone to find out something quasi-unique about them.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 26, 2018 11:47 PM (+foBb)
Posted by: Old Blue at February
well, that or that your wife staged the entire thing to pass top secret information.
/
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (V35Wa)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (gEvQ8)
Given my age and my sweet spots I could go on forever about Mick Jagger and Bob Dylan.
There's something different about Johnny Cash. I'm not really a Johny Cash fan, but he seems to be channeling something. The music he sings isn't his, it's something he's tapping in to.
Who else is like that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Old Blue at February
well, most often families tried to keep the fact that members were kidnapped, raped, and impregnated by indians secret so the could marry.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (YccS3)
I guess my criminal days are over before they got started. No big deal. I don't plan on doing anything illegal anyway.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (IuYIh)
been working on shutting that down. She only had maybe five or ten
dollars in cash. Right now it seems like he risked a lot for little
profit. Still a huge pain in the ass for us.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:45 PM (gEvQ
Strange that someone driving an expensive late-model car would attempt a dumb crime like that. Makes me wonder if the car was stolen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (Dbv1R)
Dammit! She was selling my razor blades to the damn Russkies? Dammit!
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (gEvQ8)
Today they offered me a life membership for $600
M^^^h**f###er!!!
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (9TR2V)
she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her
grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (gEvQ
Shhhh. No maths.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: An Observation at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (NwwIL)
someone does not understand how ghetto works.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Old Blue
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My info was stolen and used to open accounts all over town. I put a fraud alert with all three credit reporting agencies.
Equifax convinced me an alert was not enough.
I put a credit freeze at all three credit reporting agencies.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:53 PM (YccS3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (Dbv1R)
It's an option. Who knows? Someone looking to go the pot shop and buy more weed? Basically, he got nothing except my spare prescription glasses, my wife's inhaler, and a flip phone that's already turned off. Oh, and a pocket calculator and a bunch of pens that my wife has jacked from several different establishments.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:53 PM (gEvQ8)
Fuck this kid in particular.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2018 11:54 PM (QLvwG)
Credit card companies CANNOT 'decline' your purchase on a card, if you are buying what the state considers 'necessities to live' (i.e., food, etc.).
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 11:54 PM (eMKNe)
366 I like the one commercial where some gal says that she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?
That's what frosts me: how stupid are these "customers"?
"We thought we were Scotish, but we're actually German!"
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:53 PM (YccS3)
Did Equifax and Trans-Union. Experian is fucking with me.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (gEvQ8)
Who else is like that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (fuK7c)
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Linda Ronstadt was a cover artist. I don't think she wrote a song in her life. But, she belted out the hits like they were her own.
As far as JC, he was covering Hurt, but that was really the exception. He wrote a lot of the songs he sang.
I never really cared for Hurt, not the cover nor the NIN original.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (pvjTE)
378 On kbdabear's twitter feed, this Hogg kid is now apologizing on behalf of all America to the illegal immigrants.
A real megalomaniac.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (QLvwG)
The site will remain up an comments will continue to work until we hit the critical point at around 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific / 8PM Pixy.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (2yngH)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)
Mom is jetting off in the morning to be with her mom whose health has taken a turn for the worse. Please pray for them both.
Now let's see if I can catch up on the comments before everyone goes to bed.
Posted by: Johnny at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (nWc4E)
Oh I hate that shit so much. There's a guy who grew up dancing Bavarian folk dances, but then his test says he's Scottish so he buys a kilt.
Your culture is what you grew up with. If you got to know grandma it's what she told you. You don't start to suddenly do Irish step dancing because of some swabs on a slide.
Everybody has raped everybody since forever. Bloodlines are not culture.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (fuK7c)
Tonight's the night!
Probably.
Also, when I say comments will continue to work, I mean comments will continue as usual.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (2yngH)
The site will remain up an comments will continue to work until we
hit the critical point at around 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific / 8PM Pixy.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (2yngH)
Cocks head, listens intently, hears the soft flapping of leathery wings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (QLvwG)
What do you call a Mexican with two penises?
Jose and Jos-B
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (+foBb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (2yngH)
Posted by: Old Blue at February
I remember the one they had with the guy who thought he was Italian but was disappointed when he found out he was "Eastern European"
I guess Ancestry.com didn't want a guy with the sadz because he found out his ancestors were Jews
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (gEvQ
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It must be the day of the week.
Experian was easy peasy and Equifax was a buster.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:59 PM (YccS3)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (gEvQ
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If she got the whole 25% from one person, then it does seem unlikely that she wouldn't know about it. But, she might have got little bits from many more distant relatives that altogether added up to 25%.
Plus, you have to take into the account of the possibility of a big chunk coming from a secret relative. Great, great grandma had a taste for native lovin', for example.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 11:59 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)
comercial is that the fucktard has not considered that his scottish
ancestors may have moved to germany and become german. he apparently
believes that your genes are all that matter.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)
And the Vikings left great gobs of their DNA all over Scotland and Germany, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 12:00 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 12:00 AM (I8gtY)
Also, when I say comments will continue to work, I mean comments will continue as usual.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (2yngH)
Another round of posting errors for everyone!
Dare to dance on the barrel's edge right about the time the site goes off-line!
Live like there's no tomorrow!
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:01 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (2yngH)
I'm not waiting up for liftoff.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 12:01 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 12:01 AM (rnAwa)
No one ever had a great-great-great-great-grandfather who was just an impoverished, anonymous broom pusher, dusting the poorhouse. No, everyone's lineage is straight from either Abraham Lincoln or Napoleon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:02 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 11:59 PM (pvjTE)
John Redcorn's great, great grandpappy made her wigwam.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 12:03 AM (QLvwG)
If you look up Johnny Cash's actual career background? That's really funny.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2018 12:03 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (1Ctcr)
Posted by: Old Blue at February
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25%? I could really work that.
Posted by: Fauxcahontas at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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A shoo-in for the Bowe Bergdahl battalion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (7ThJ3)
Better check into this before we ship.
Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (398bZ)
Better check into this before we ship.
Posted by: Exile at February
sex party?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)
Yeah. I think I was more inexact than usual in asking that question.
I'm an "intellectual" in the way I understand my mind and my ideas. I think Cash, whether he was writing his own stuff or choosing others' was more of a vessel, or a conduit, or someone who tapped into a deep vein.
I'm kind of interested in people who aren't "smart" but get something deeply that we don't get.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2018 12:07 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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One of my ancients was arrested for stealing gooseberries. Another was shipped to Barbados as a bond slave. My g-g-grandfather applied graffiti to the Beverley Guild Hall. Morons, the lot of them. It's in my DNA.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:08 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:08 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)
That doesn't explain the Hamster-Rite.
Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:09 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:09 AM (Fikbq)
Is that something like Valu-Rite? Only furry?
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:10 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud
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With my luck, they'd find a direct link to Calvin, and not the cartoon character.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:10 AM (y3sT9)
There is a Goldman Marker, I have read. It marks a Levite.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:11 AM (YccS3)
400 very funny how the gene cos have found people who are so desperate to be special that they pay money to have people tell them that their ancestors were special
For "special", in my extended family I have found a several dozen out of wedlock births (parents later married, though), one (unsolved) murder by stabbing, a dozen or so folks who were deemed mentally defective, one guy who served time in prison, several suicides (usually by gunshot), one woman unknowingly married to a bigamist (she found out after he died and was denied rights to his Civil War pension) and several other oddities that escape my ability to recall at the moment. Many, many others, however, who weren't "special" but struck out on their own, married, raised families and made a living and name for themselves. How much "special" do you really need, anyway?
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:11 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (fuK7c)
Blood is thicker than water.
And, quite frankly, blood is your lifeblood.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2018 12:11 AM (8gDQu)
Better check into this before we ship.
Posted by: Exile
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It wasn't the Philippines was it?
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:12 AM (YccS3)
Not until all of the Statutes of Limitations expire, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:12 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM)
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A lot.
Posted by: Libby Warren at February 27, 2018 12:12 AM (FJXGr)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97567yk
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at February 27, 2018 12:14 AM (0ReGO)
Jim
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For some crimes, there is no statute of limitations. Just an observation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:14 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:10 AM (gEvQ
Value-Rite special formula intended for hamsters working on Micronesian Content Farms?
Better call DHL and make sure we can ship this stuff.
Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:15 AM (Fikbq)
I sure hope we're not going to lose this format or style or set-up or whatever the proper name is. I don't like other comment sections.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2018 12:15 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:14 AM (FJXGr)
I don't murder, and I don't rape.
Though having been previously married, I have been know to beg.
I think I'm safe, for what it's worth.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Scot Peterson, not quite as brave as sir Lancelot at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (I8gtY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (fuK7c)
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I think that's pretty much true for any singer who is doing more than staying on the beat. The ones who are poets. What Roberta Flack was talking about with Killing Me Softly (which she didn't write).
But, I think, that isn't so much about the singer as it is about the person who wrote the lyrics. Lyrics that can bring complex images and ideas to mind with just a turn of the phrase. The singer still has a job to do, to give the performance that allow the lyrics to come to life. But, the power is in the words.
I am intensely jealous of those who have that writing talent.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (gEvQ8)
As for ties to anybody "famous" or "noteworthy", some Norwegian distant female cousin who was noted for championing Ibsen and his works one hundred years ago is all that I have found thus far.
Imagine my lack of wonder and excitement.
You're not imagining hard enough.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (pNxlR)
Oh, my Monday night Evangelical fix is coming on.
Perry Stone teaches an interesting lesson when he's not calculating the end time.
Cheers.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:18 AM (YccS3)
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I'm pretty sure they're only doing it to please their base. There's an awareness among the politicians in DC that the last time a serious gun control bill passed, the Dems got hammered in the subsequent election. As a result, they haven't been serious about it since. Instead, it's merely used as a wedge issue to attack Republicans.
They know that the Republicans will never allow it to pass, but hope that they can use it for fundraising and the like.
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2018 12:20 AM (G8ZEI)
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The original Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway doing Come Ye Disconsolate. Chills up the spine.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:20 AM (YccS3)
What's even more interesting is that this number hasn't changed much over time. Even in what we popularly think of as more "moral" times, there have always been secret lovers sneaking into the bedroom when hubby wasn't looking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2018 12:21 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:22 AM (gEvQ8)
As fine as bunch of morons as exist anywhere.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 27, 2018 12:23 AM (vfC/C)
There is a story on my mother's side that one of her scandi families pulled up stakes in NE Wisconsin to move to "Dugdale" in NW Minnesota because "they thought the name was interesting". Not the smartest of reasons and, ultimately, not the best of outcomes. But still, they persisted.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:24 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:24 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:20 AM (YccS3)
Kindly provide the link to the exact performance you have in mind?
'Cause I'd really like to click on it, and play it right now, if you please.
Thanks in advance.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:25 AM (QzJWU)
And given the clownish ineptness the Dems have shown, politically, for a long time, there's a non-trivial chance they won't be able to shoo the toxic squirrel away completely by November.
Opposition to tax cuts, support for hysterical "gun control", and obsessive concern with illegal aliens. A dream national political agenda - for their opponents.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2018 12:26 AM (QDnY+)
What could possibly go wrong?
Also, I claim dibs on your stuff.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2018 12:27 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ron White's great great grandson at February 27, 2018 12:27 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 12:28 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:28 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Attention Hogg at February 27, 2018 12:28 AM (Qy9+s)
- Pixy at 12:09am: "Okay, everything's going smoothly. I got this!!"
- Pixy at 12:11am: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (eMKNe)
I just ... just ... spent over two hours cleaning guns and topping off magazines from the Sunday Range Trip.
AutoLoaders my ass ... I'm looking for AutoCleaners.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (fiGNd)
But my favorite comes from the Scots side, a Scotsman named Robert Pettis who emigrated to the states about 1720 or so. At the time of the American Revolution he was 80 years old, but he joined the Continental Army along with his sons, because, as his sons later recounted, "He had waited his entire life to kill some damned Englishmen, and he wasn't going to miss his chance now!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (V2Yro)
My gramps got kicked out of the confessional by the Priest just before his wedding. Apparently the Padre asked if he a virgin. He was a professional musician in his late thirties. Apparently there was shouting and detailed references to other members of the flock.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2018 12:31 AM (tMFgx)
Thanks in advance.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Don't have a link it's from memory. It was produced around '72. That's the only info I have.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:31 AM (YccS3)
I just ... just ... spent over two hours cleaning guns and topping off magazines from the Sunday Range Trip.
AutoLoaders my ass ... I'm looking for AutoCleaners.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (fiGNd)
Let's ban those too!
Posted by: Gun Grabbers at February 27, 2018 12:32 AM (Qy9+s)
What could possibly go wrong?
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Headline: Man Simulates Nuclear Blast While Updating Blog Site
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:32 AM (nBBdT)
Good luck with the migration, Pixy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
"Oh the humanity!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)
https://en.wikipedia.org
/wiki/Roberta_Flack_%26_Donny_Hathaway
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:34 AM (YccS3)
Posted by: ScoggDog
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Add it to the software update Wish List.
So far we have:
Makes coffee (promised)
Scrubs bathrooms (requested)
Cleans Windows (the glass ones, requested)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (7ThJ3)
See you tomorrow if the hamsters don't commit seppuku.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (7ThJ3)
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I think this is it.
https://youtu.be/VmnnMHGvVJc
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2018 12:36 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)
What do you mean "or"?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2018 12:36 AM (tMFgx)
Another distant cousin was Clark Gable's housekeeper. When she died, the movie star paid for her funeral.
My Danish great Grampa came to this country when he was 19, with his twin brother, in 1907. They argued on the dock when they arrived, and didn't speak for decades.
My French ancestors fled when the Edict of Nance was revoked. smuggled their sons out in wine barrels.
Posted by: booknlass at February 27, 2018 12:37 AM (xGMkv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:38 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (7ThJ3)
Thanks, Mike. Still a lingering cough from the cold I had, but the norovirus is ancient history, now. Another day in the attic tomorrow, doubling up rafters in the middle of their span.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 12:39 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at February 27, 2018 12:40 AM (ewxPW)
They come with a 30,000 mile warranty...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:40 AM (eMKNe)
457 'Cause I'd really like to click on it, and play it right now, if you please.
Thanks in advance.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Don't have a link it's from memory. It was produced around '72. That's the only info I have.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:31 AM (YccS3)
At YouTube here -
https://youtu.be/VmnnMHGvVJc
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:41 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: joey biden at February 27, 2018 12:42 AM (ewxPW)
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And Pelosi cares about those Pee-Ons *why*, exactly?
*grin*
On a more serious note, as Insty is fond of saying, the Dems have to be "not-insane" to beat Trump. And they can't even do that. Pelosi is clearly losing it, but the Dems can't eject her because she apparently the one in control of the money spigot. Schumer's more competent, but even then seems to be having trouble making the mental shift to "The party not in control of anything." And much of their base is rabidly convinced that the US voters agree with them on just about everything - despite the fact that they just got hammered in the elections a year and a half ago.
This will likely lose them some seats, as you noted. But it'll also shut the base up for a bit, and keep them out of Schumer's front yard for a few more weeks.
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2018 12:43 AM (G8ZEI)
Is this it, too?
https://tinyurl.com/y9obtjl6
It is beautiful.
But her original, best known track of Killing Me Softly, is ENTIRELY superior.
She sings equally as beautifully on both.
But the lyrics on Killing Me Softly, in conjunction with her talent.
That song, Kills Me. Softly.
Every. Damn. Time.
Oh, and to HELL with the later version with the heavy disco-ish beat.
Just only the original, and in the long version, withal.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)
_________________
I work in IT.
The list is long.
But I'm sure it will all be fine and the hamsters won't turn feral and will all have a good laugh about it all in the morning.
Unless Yellowstone erupts or something. Which probably won't be caused by the update.
Probably.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 27, 2018 12:47 AM (vfC/C)
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at February 27, 2018 12:48 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:50 AM (mMeIQ)
https://youtu.be/VmnnMHGvVJc
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2018 12:36 AM (pvjTE)
*********************
Thanks
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:50 AM (YccS3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:51 AM (eMKNe)
Don't forget the AoSHQ Yahoo group!
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2018 12:51 AM (c0k8m)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:52 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
Well, it's not the same since OJ used one to escape from the cops...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)
Never despair, we got this one. We WILL prevail and restore the place to that shining city on a hill. Have faith in it as I have faith in you.
As always, remember we're Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. You carry forward the legacy.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2018 12:54 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:54 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: booknlass at February 27, 2018 12:54 AM (xGMkv)
Posted by: George Washington at February 27, 2018 12:55 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:56 AM (mMeIQ)
Will take another 60-90 minutes to complete the initial sync, after which comments might go bloop for a little while.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2018 12:56 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2018 12:59 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:01 AM (Qy9+s)
Killing Me Softly.
Horde, I've not only found The Track, but I've stumbled across the original Studio Film (pre video), of the Original Recording BEING RECORDED.
Turn up your speakers.
https://tinyurl.com/yay5romu
Folks, this is Time Travel.
I'm about to hit 60. And this music just hit 88 miles per hour.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
I wanted to say how very much I've enjoyed the past several years, reading, and participating, in the Ace of Spades ongoing conversation. It's been entertaining, informative, uplifting, and enthralling. So many folks, so many discussions, so many memes, so many banhammerings, life, birth, marriage, death, and all.
And not a little bit challenging, especially with the intriguing retro software.
Well, goodnight and goodbye, Horde. It's been real.
And if, by some chance, we meet again tomorrow, let us raise our collective covfefe cups to Pixy Misa for triumphing over all the tsunami of stacked-up odds against successful computer anything.
* Tips hat, spins on heel, stumbles a little, fades out *
Posted by: mindful webworker - life is funny at February 27, 2018 01:02 AM (pQplJ)
As always, remember we're Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. You carry forward the legacy.
Ahh, thanks as ever, Irongrampa. I can sleep well now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - silly-putty grampa at February 27, 2018 01:03 AM (pQplJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)
I'd be fine with either.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:05 AM (Qy9+s)
full backup to a third server, so in theory Dallas is going to get hit
by an asteroid in the next few hours.
Wish I could stay up for the big event, but if Pixy is handling it everything's gonna be just fine.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 27, 2018 01:05 AM (IcT7t)
If you succeed in making the new software operate with the new platforms, but in the manner of the old software on the old platforms...
Then tell me which is your local liquor store, and I'll purchase you a bottle of goodness to pick up on call.
I utterly HATE the "threaded" crap of Discus and it's ilk.
Our comment threads are epic, cause they're a stream of time.
I can....one can but hope.
But I'll look forward to buying you that bottle, too.
Make it happen, mate. Do us proud.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:06 AM (QzJWU)
Missed a lot of G'Nights.
...edification negligence.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:07 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2018 01:07 AM (ewxPW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:08 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at February 27, 2018 01:09 AM (Qy9+s)
Purchase the W. Williams books.
You'll want them, in the long term.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
P.S. Ditto, for the entire Fredrick Douglass compendium.
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:08 AM (aB+qI)
It was all hit with belt sanders and wire wheels.
Even though I had submerged all into baths of Ed's Red, with strict instructions to not disturb the parts thereafter.
Finis, all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:12 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:15 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:15 AM (aB+qI)
*train whistle noise*
Let's get this bad boy chuggin' with an old favorite of mine.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdeoYVLAROA
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:16 AM (Qy9+s)
Chuck Schumer looks like the cantankerous old woman bit that Earnest did. He cried on cue, for the camera, because he thought it would be "a moment".
The weakest point in a terrific movie The Manchurian Candidate, is the Soviet plan. The mole would melodramatically pick up their intended martyr, and give a speech "the Kremlin has been working, off and on, for twelve years". Of course it might have been known to the author that the moment of drama would steer a weak and supercilious country, but not a strong one. Not the Ron Swanson of nations.
Waiter: Sir, that dish is for twelve people.
Swanson: I know what I'm about, son.
The media may want their big moment. But in the meantime they will thrash about clueless, and piss people off constantly. And maybe that's what they want as well.
Cathy Newman of Channel 4 got her big moment. She didn't even know she had done poorly, even with the flak, until The Atlantic et al had described it as such. Clueless bitch. The meme "So you're saying we're lobsters!?" is first meme where the third panel is usually a silent reaction.
It is fifteen times as famous as she is. And one tenth as famous as he is. So there's that.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (QLvwG)
at least the Armalite folks came up with a new barrel break in series for our AR-30-A1
30 rounds, not 200.
we need a Harris bipod and a scope, and it's off to the range!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (aB+qI)
75% German, 25% mutt.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2018 01:18 AM (LOq4H)
idiotas.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:15 AM (aB+qI)
Next steps would've been pure kerosene rinse x3, then followed by electrolyte de-rusting process.
Might've resulted in damn near zero damage, overall.
But no.
The Dad was on board with trying it my way. His son though, thought he knew better.
But, didn't.
Finis, all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:21 AM (aB+qI)
That's also the plot of a 90s comedy film starring Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson called...I think...Made In America.
Whoopi Goldberg's daughter finds out her dead dad, Who died before she was born, wasn't her real dad after her high school science class does a blood test thingy and she realizes her result is off.
Whoopi Goldberg reveals she got impregnated by way of donor sperm after her husband died and it's revealed that Ted Danson, who plays a well known car salesman, was the donor.
I remember it being kinda funny and cute, but when I first saw that story I was like, "Oh, fuck that!" I might be the only person in existence aside from the writer that actually knows that movie.
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:22 AM (ayUOl)
-Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)
Welcome back to the continent, Amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)
Welcome back!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 01:24 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (QLvwG)
Goddamn, where does he find those chix?
Hot diggity!
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:25 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at February 27, 2018 01:26 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)
Are you su? Surrounded by Canuckians?
I pray for you regardless, good sir.
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:26 AM (ayUOl)
How did you like that quote-on-quote "jam"?
Next up I'm puttin' on something so musical it might not even be music...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8
*train whistle*
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:27 AM (Qy9+s)
Welcome back to the mainland, sir.
I think you'll find many a warm welcome, here. And you might as well resign yourself to flying down to the next Cen Tex Mo Meet.
You've got some shootin' to do here, amigo.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:39 AM (q9LWo)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:41 AM (q9LWo)
But can't do that if I'm hanging out with Jim.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:42 AM (0plml)
"Walter Williams is a good friend of Thomas Sowell."
-Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:41 AM (q9LWo)
That is eminently apparent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2018 01:45 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2018 01:45 AM (kUotE)
Next up is something a bit slower.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rR7E6NfY4
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:46 AM (Qy9+s)
"Walter Williams is a good friend of Thomas Sowell."
-Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:41 AM (q9LWo)
That is eminently apparent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)
Read also, if you will the autobiography of Justice Clarence Thomas.
"My Grandfather's Son".
VERY well worth your time and expense.
Track down and buy the hardcover. Nothing less will suffice.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:49 AM (Qy9+s)
"My Grandfather's Son".
VERY well worth your time and expense.
Track down and buy the hardcover. Nothing less will suffice."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
-Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
Been there, done that, got the stuffed bear to prove it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (0plml)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (q9LWo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)
*train whistle and braking sounds*
Catch ya in a few!
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:54 AM (0plml)
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2018 02:25 AM (cAnNx)
Now I need to sync everything again and switch over...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2018 02:27 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: Morton at February 27, 2018 02:30 AM (Caau2)
Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2018 02:30 AM (kUotE)
http://tinyurl.com/y8vvxbfn
Posted by: m at February 27, 2018 02:36 AM (VKsXm)
*obnoxious train whistle*
I'm DJ Surfperch and this, for those of you just joining us, is DJ Surfperch's Crazy Train (tm)!
Let's get this baby rolling again with the smoothest jazz you've ever heard!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vrETGwk2AWg
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 02:39 AM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
---
https://youtu.be/rFxXoHkIwMk
Posted by: Morton at February 27, 2018 02:46 AM (kZLxb)
Posted by: m at February 27, 2018 02:47 AM (VKsXm)
With the Crazy Train reaching full speed, here's some of the craziest music you're likely to hear tonight!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPYY4oNq9A
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 02:47 AM (Qy9+s)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 02:55 AM (Qy9+s)
Posted by: m at February 27, 2018 02:59 AM (VKsXm)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 03:15 AM (0plml)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 27, 2018 04:04 AM (1Ctcr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 27, 2018 04:07 AM (e11dj)
BLOODY MISSED@#$!
Posted by: saf at February 27, 2018 04:14 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 04:22 AM (Fikbq)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/yorker-arrested-japan-over-severed-233708613.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 27, 2018 04:24 AM (1Ctcr)
Posted by: Exile
If ya do, I'm sure the Oligarch community will give you a housewarming.....
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:34 AM (lvrMR)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2018 04:34 AM (aC6Sd)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/yorker-arrested-japan-over-severed-233708613.html
Posted by: Anna Puma
Oh. I thought the head was in his suitcase.
That's different.
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:36 AM (lvrMR)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:37 AM (lvrMR)
Don't know if I can make with only part time pay.
Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 04:44 AM (Fikbq)
in the queue lined up outside his front door at 11 PM
or so i assume
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 04:45 AM (I8gtY)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:48 AM (lvrMR)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2018 04:48 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:50 AM (lvrMR)
Won't THEY be surprised when they flush and the water goes down counterclockwise !
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:53 AM (lvrMR)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2018 04:56 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 27, 2018 05:30 AM (2835Q)
http://tinyurl.com/y8vvxbfn
Posted by: m at February
I thought he was going to go version 2 and start screaming about weapon speed factors and armor class types.
Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at February 27, 2018 05:40 AM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Test Results at February 27, 2018 05:49 AM (96C7R)
Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2018 05:50 AM (yM/Yl)
* * * *
Not to mention screws turn lefty tightly, righty loosie - crazy down under.
Posted by: MSTisdale at February 27, 2018 05:52 AM (BPtPW)
Why did they call it New Zealand ?
Was there an Old Zealand ?
If so.... what happened to it ? Where did it go ?
Is it next to Atlantis now ?
Zealand = Happy Dirt.
They shoulda called it Landy Mclandland.
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 06:05 AM (lvrMR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2018 06:44 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 06:51 AM (lvrMR)
Or New Zealand.
Or that island in Denmarkia too.
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 07:11 AM (lvrMR)
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