Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/26/18 ) The ONT Waited For You Edition

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(Emitting the light of The ONT)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"911, what's your emergency?"

"There's someone breaking into my house. Could you send the Broward County Sheriff's Department to water my garden while I kill the intruder?" Jesse Kelly

Quote II

Substance is not the strong suit of the Left. Leftists tend to isolate one component of a policy issue, ignore the broader context, history, and consequences of the larger issue, and use and abuse a national tragedy to exploit their agenda. Using political human shields is the cherry on top. This is why they never want to discuss the broader history of gun violence and gun laws in America but instead keep a myopic focus on school shootings while hiding behind the victims. Daniel Horowitz


Quote III

“I think you should probably make it more difficult for people who aren’t mentally stable to have guns, and maybe there should be some … I just honestly feel like if you lose the right to bear arms as a citizen, then you know what I’m saying, it’s easy to enslave. It’s easy for the government to enslave people when they don’t have the right to bear arms.” T.I.


Quote IV

Walter Williams.

If you missed the interview of Prof. Walter Williams with Mark Levin, dig it up. It's great. Wonder if we could get it shown in schools everywhere?

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Well, well, well. No wonder why Nancy Pelosi thinks $2,000 in a tax cut are crumbs. She has a net worth of $87 million. Government work, good work if you can get it.

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Do you think this guy is a Moron? Handy guy builds upsidemobile.


Mechanic Rick Sullivan spent six months and $6,000 building this upside down truck from the parts of two separate vehicles. The street legal car was created from a 1991 Ford Ranger pickup truck with a 1995 F-150 pickup truck body placed over the top—upside down.

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This particular science project didn't turn out so well. You're not my father!

A teenage girl allegedly discovered her dad was not her biological father after testing her blood type during a science lesson.

The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.


The shocking incident was publicised on Twitter by Anya Hettich, supposedly a fellow student at the US university.

According to Anya, the girl questioned her professor in a biology lecture after her blood type did not match those of her parents.

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Don't worry about having some drugs before leaving Vegas. You can leave them behind. What drugs happen in Vegas stay in Vegas.

Las Vegas is kind of the perfect haven for recreational pot smokers. It’s a land of hedonism that encourages natives and visitors alike to indulge their every whim—otherwise known as, well, “Sin City.” Gamblers who win big can light up a celebratory joint, and those who lose big can smoke to forget about their financial woes for a while.

There’s just one thing you can’t do with weed in Vegas: take it out of Vegas.

Thankfully, Las Vegas’ McCarran Airport has devised a solution for smokers who bought a little too much product and can’t take it out of the state with them. The airport has installed 10 large, green trash cans for travelers to dispose of their prescription and recreational drugs before hopping on their flight

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NSFW Embracing the uniqueness. The man with two penises.

The anonymous man realised he was different from a young age, with his parents suggesting he kept his secret from school friends so they didn't get jealous


NSFWA little music. Not quite spot on but close.

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We are doomed.

Many more teenagers than previously thought may identify as transgender or gender non-conforming, a new study in the journal Pediatrics suggested. Only about 0.6 percent of U.S. adults identify with a gender opposite their birth sex, and previous studies showed about 0.7 percent of U.S. teens do so as well. The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.

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Tesla: Musk Fought The Law (Of Physics), And The Law Won

On the flipside, engineers at an independent ‘competitive benchmarking” company, Munro & Associates, based in Auburn Hills, Michigan, didn’t have equally as nice things to say in their assessment of the Model 3. Other outlets published Munro & Associates’ remarks, which were all compiled in a YouTube video, with comparisons to build quality from a “1990s Kia” resonating most. Although Kia is doing great now, back in the 1990s, its cars weren’t worth much praise.

Once upon a time you could buy one Kia and get the second free or for a penny or such thing. Probably can't with a Tesla.


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Oh-oh, Special Snowflakes and our modern healthcare system is in trouble.

Increasing stress and a lack of motivation among healthcare staff could result in hospitals having to shut down in the wake of a major incident such as flooding or an earthquake, according to new research published in the journal Procedia Engineering.

The research, led by Anglia Ruskin University, examined studies from across the world. It found that the capacity of clinical and non-clinical staff in hospitals and clinics to deal with incidents such as floods, earthquakes or other natural hazard is severely limited by a high workload and challenging targets which result in high levels of psychological stress.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


February 26, 1932, Born on this day, Johnny Cash US country singer, songwriter who was considered one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century. Although he is remembered as a country icon, his songs spanned other genres including rock and roll and rockabilly and blues, folk, and gospel. This crossover appeal won Cash the rare honor of induction in the Country Music Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Gospel Music Hall of Fame. During the last stage of his career, Cash covered songs by several late 20th-century rock artists, most notably 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails. Cash died of respiratory failure on September 12th 2003, aged 71. via thisdayinmusic.com

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February 26, 1955, Billboard reported that for the first time since their introduction in 1949, 45rpm singles were outselling the old standard 78's. via thisdayinusic.com


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Tonight's Public Service Announcement: Free Pancakes Tuesday!
Tuesday is National Pancake Day. While on the surface maybe not a holiday worth remembering, this year IHOP is offering something you might want to pencil in on your calendar: free pancakes.

The International House of Pancakes is offering customers a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes between 7am and 7pm this Tuesday, February 27 at its locations in the United States, Canada, Puerto Rico, Guam, and Mexico.


Eat the pancakes. Don't eat the Killer Rice.

IN 1877, JAPAN’S MEIJI EMPEROR watched his aunt, the princess Kazu, die of a common malady: kakke. If her condition was typical, her legs would have swollen, and her speech slowed. Numbness and paralysis might have come next, along with twitching and vomiting. Death often resulted from heart failure.


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Holy Shit! Now it's used for camouflage. Genius Award Winner.

Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody. Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.

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A little girl with a big heart. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

"This morning, during first period, my kids could tell that I was a little off. When they asked why I wasn’t acting normal I explained to them that my wife's father had passed away this weekend and that I was worried about her. They all said they were sorry and then we got started on our work. While standing at my door giving hugs and high fives at dismissal to 2nd period one little girl put something in my hand. She told me 'This is for your wife. I know it was real expensive when my daddy died and I don't really want ice cream today anyways.' I wish the world would pay more attention to children. We could learn a lot from them."

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Comments

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1 *Plants Flag*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 09:53 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Foist! And not banned!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 09:54 PM (eMKNe)

3 AAAAAGGHHHH

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 09:54 PM (eMKNe)

4 Howdy

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2018 09:54 PM (rkGhg)

5 Thir#383t!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Torōrud at February 26, 2018 09:55 PM (e9G8E)

6 Correction: Not foist!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 09:55 PM (eMKNe)

7 One thousand and FIRST!

No?

Oh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 09:55 PM (9SkN+)

8 th!

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 09:55 PM (pNxlR)

9 You snooze, you lose! Sorry, qdpsteve... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 09:56 PM (Ckg4U)

10 th! (again)

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 09:56 PM (pNxlR)

11 Hola!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (qJtVm)

12 Slapweasel, it's already been quite the colorful week.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (eMKNe)

13 Lovely picture at the top MisHum.

Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (rkGhg)

14 Bob Lablaw. Xo

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (hZ+us)

15
Guess it's time to read 'n' stuff

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

16 The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.
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Does that include 2% of boys identifying as a lesbian in a man's body?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (Z8FFX)

17 1; Slap has returned!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (KP5rU)

18 Great picture up top.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs)

19 Taking another shot at the server migration tonight. Starting the process a lot earlier than last time, but we'll still only be down for about half an hour around 4AM EST.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (2yngH)

20 Someone was asking about AR-15's earlier today..

Here's a budget one.. I think I would choose this over making my own from parts..

https://tinyurl.com/ya4uwre2

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (5tSKk)

21 And it's only Monday...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (w+Jhj)

22 What, no wolf howling in the pic?

*Shuffles off disappointedly*



Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (tr2D7)

23 *Plants Flag*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 09:53

Well crap, I thought I caught I could be first. Be well Slap.

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (yJ1e6)

24 Wonder if we could get it shown in schools everywhere?

Education schools don't allow those that would consider it to be credentialed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (KXVP7)

25 And so to bed. Get all your licks in before PixyPocalypse!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at February 26, 2018 09:59 PM (qJtVm)

26 Darn that attractive content. I tried to skim past it and make the top 10, but, but -- there were so many eye-catchy thingies.

Well, now I can go back and actually read it, watch it, listen to it, yeah.

Posted by: mindful webworker - eye catchy tory at February 26, 2018 10:00 PM (3tLP6)

27 1039th!

Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2018 10:00 PM (UdKB7)

28 So, the AWB 2018 seems to be essentially Feinstein's AWB 2017 bill. The appendix of exempted firearms even says
"APPENDIX A - FIREARMS EXEMPTED BY THE
ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN OF 2017"

I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (di1hb)

29 Hey Pixy - I meant to ask you this the other day. Weasel and I would like to send you a cookbook! If you are interested please contact me at moroncookbook at gmail dot com. We will even autograph it for you! Upside down, so you can read it down under.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (Ty7G4)

30 No Yoko tonight. Sad!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Audible Experience Appreciation Society, ONT Claque at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (DMUuz)

31 28 They just recycle the same shit every time a "crisis" happens.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (LiyEm)

32 19 Taking another shot at the server migration tonight. Starting the process a lot earlier than last time, but we'll still only be down for about half an hour around 4AM EST.
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Before the white man come to our land, my people lived in harmony with Great Spirit, following the great server migration across the plains.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (9SkN+)

33 UnLesS tHeY moW tHE gRAss oN ThE bOrdER alL yOU's geTtInG IS CRUMBS!!111! It's ARMAGEDDON, pEoPLe wiLL dIe!!1111!!!

Posted by: San Fran Nan, slowly losing her mind at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Qy9+s)

34 Could you send the Broward County Sheriff's Department to water my garden while I kill the intruder?

Very funny. We're looking up on Google how to defend against an AR-15 and then we'll be right over...

Posted by: Coward County's Finest at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (jTKIp)

35 A teenage girl allegedly discovered her dad was not her biological father after testing her blood type during a science lesson.
The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.


Unpossible. Women don't cheat on their husbands.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

36 Server migration is like - you know that commercial about the cowboys herding cats? It's like that.

WILL AoS SURVIVE? Tune in tomorrow....

Posted by: mindful webworker - get along leetle data at February 26, 2018 10:03 PM (3tLP6)

37 I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf


It was more likely a bill that was submitted to committee in 2016 in anticipation of a Clintoon victory she-story.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:03 PM (KXVP7)

38
IN 1877, JAPAN'S MEIJI EMPEROR watched his aunt, the princess Kazu, die of a common malady: kakke.


All y'all read this right the first time, right? No lewd turns of phrase?

(Liars!)

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:04 PM (pNxlR)

39 The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.

++++

I am deeply sceptical of anything that a "study" says. They are usually designed by those that have an agenda. Plus, most published science can't be replicated.

3% of the people I run into in my daily life are wannabe trannies? Bullshit.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 10:04 PM (pvjTE)

40 Upside down, so you can read it down under.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (Ty7G4)


{{{Bluebell}}}

Well played!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2018 10:04 PM (gwPgz)

41 Hi Hrothgar!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (Ty7G4)

42 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (uDcBt)

43 This is like Y2K all over again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (9SkN+)

44 GOP senators like Lindsey, saying Dreamer 'deal' will be in spending bill...

If so.... WAR...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (NgKpN)

45 Johnny Cash was one of a kind.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

46 Watching Laura Ingraham showing Broward cop cars with Sheriff Israel's giant picture plastered on them. Priceless!
How much did that cost the taxpayers?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (PvFoN)

47 43 This is like Y2K all over again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (9SkN+)

Like 911 times a thousand.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

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Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)

49 ...biological father after testing her blood type during a science lesson.
The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.

So her mom either screwed her own brother or her husbands brother. Im hoping its the latter.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (hZ+us)

50 Definitely an ONT kind of vibe to this place.

*pours bourbon*


Yep. ONT.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (QzJWU)

51 waiting for someone to pick up old water glasses from bill, hill, chels, and web, then send swabs of to some lab.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)

52
In re: last photo -

Oh, this ol' river keeps on rollin', though
No matter what gets in the way and which way the wind does blow
And as long as it does I'll just sit here
And watch the river flow

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (pNxlR)

53 I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

It was more likely a bill that was submitted to committee in 2016 in anticipation of a Clintoon victory she-story.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:03 PM (KXVP7)


Even more likely, it is one of about fifty bills stripping rights from conservative legal citizens that government funded commie lawyers have been perfecting since LBJ was in office.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (gwPgz)

54 46 Watching Laura Ingraham showing Broward cop cars with Sheriff Israel's giant picture plastered on them. Priceless!
How much did that cost the taxpayers?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (PvFoN)

Say what now? That's third-world banana republic dictator type shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

55 Thankfully Las Vegas McCarran Airport has devised a solution for smokers who bought a little too much product and can't take it out of the state with them. The airport has installed 10 large green trash cans for travelers to dispose of their prescription and recreational drugs before hopping on their flight

At long last, our golden opportunity!!!

Posted by: Cheech & Chong Sanitation Co. of Southern Nevada at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (eMKNe)

56 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 26, 2018 10:05 PM (uDcBt)

Hello young 'ette

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (3/sUh)

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Posted by: BourbonChicken


I see you've been talking to Political Hat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (KXVP7)

58 well, the best maury povich shows are where he yells,



"you are not the mother!"

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)

59 BourbonChicken, new keyboard?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (eMKNe)

60 That last picture needed that woman fishing to give it an authentic redneck feel!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (pY+s4)

61 16 The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.
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Does that include 2% of boys identifying as a lesbian in a man's body?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (Z8FFX)

funny.... I've met 10's of thousands of people in my lifetime...

and have only met ONE Tranny....

so how the hell does THAT work?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (NgKpN)

62 Foist! And not banned!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 09:54 PM (eMKNe)

And fucking lucky.

Maybe less crowing about being a dick and more, "Gee, thanks MH for not tossing me" is in order.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (wYseH)

63
Is the server coyote here yet for this site's illegal dash across the border?

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (pNxlR)

64 Speaking of the moon, it's elevation here is exceptionally high tonight, 74 deg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (c/EDo)

65 So, the AWB 2018 seems to be essentially Feinstein's AWB 2017 bill. The appendix of exempted firearms even says
"APPENDIX A - FIREARMS EXEMPTED BY THE
ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN OF 2017"

I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (di1hb)

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Run on this for the Mid terms, Libtards. Please. Find a way to make Manchin , McKaskill, and other Trump state Lib Fucktards register a vote on it.

Electoral slaughter hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (v5jQi)

66
Taking another shot at the server migration tonight. Starting the process a lot earlier than last time, but we'll still only be down for about half an hour around 4AM EST.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM


What was supposed to happen in April?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

67 CBD, I guess you didn't see what I emailed to MH earlier.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)

68 49 ...biological father after testing her blood type during a science lesson.
The girl, said to be studying at California State University , apparently announced to classmates the man she thought was her dad was in fact her UNCLE after her mum had an affair.

So her mom either screwed her own brother or her husbands brother. Im hoping its the latter.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (hZ+us)

Or.... we really don't have DNA science down as well as they TELL us it is...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:10 PM (NgKpN)

69 So, the AWB 2018 seems to be essentially Feinstein's AWB 2017 bill. The appendix of exempted firearms even says
"APPENDIX A - FIREARMS EXEMPTED BY THE
ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN OF 2017"

I am guessing the 2017 one is a version of an earlier failed bill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 26, 2018 10:01 PM (di1hb

Those fuckers have that shit pre-printed and ready to go the moment they see blood spilled.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

70 I see you've been talking to Political Hat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (KXVP7)

Or John McCain.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)

71 61 16 The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.
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Does that include 2% of boys identifying as a lesbian in a man's body?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 09:58 PM (Z8FFX)

funny.... I've met 10's of thousands of people in my lifetime...

and have only met ONE Tranny....

so how the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:08 PM (NgKpN)

I know of at least one.

I graduated with shim. At the 10 year class reunion it was a "woman". All I said was, "A guy has got to do what a guy has to do" and I walked away.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (3/sUh)

72 She has a net worth of $87 million.
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Makes those funemployment periods more enjoyable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (c/EDo)

73 I can't name a single song TI raps, but he is officially my favorite rapper ever.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (6nRrz)

74 Well, well, well. No wonder why Nancy Pelosi thinks $2,000 in a tax cut are crumbs. She has a net worth of $87 million. Government work, good work if you can get it.
**************

Don't forget her hubby is Mr. Bechtel.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (YccS3)

75 MH, My God, that photo is beautiful!! Thanks.

Mrs. JTB mentioned you you paint with watercolors, if she recalls correctly. Did that help develop your eye for finding such gorgeous scenes?

Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (V+03K)

76 70 I see you've been talking to Political Hat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:07 PM (KXVP7)

Or John McCain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)

Or a Welshman trying to learn Czech.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

77 I know of at least one.

I graduated with shim. At the 10 year class reunion it was a "woman". All I said was, "A guy has got to do what a guy has to do" and I walked away.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (3/sUh)

And how many people have you met in your life?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)

78 Run on this for the Mid terms, Libtards. Please.

Pretty please!

Posted by: Remington, Inc. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (dzxr0)

79 The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.

Might be? Close to 3...like 2? But still I doubt it.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (hZ+us)

80 Or.... we really don't have DNA science down as well as they TELL us it is...
Posted by: Don Q. at February




you know, that is an interesting possibility. everything they keep telling us about the science is based up on probability, which is fine so long as their original test samples were big enough.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)

81 Unpossible. Women don't cheat on their husbands.
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I've seen it quoted that about 10% of fathers aren't...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (Z8FFX)

82 73 I can't name a single song TI raps, but he is officially my favorite rapper ever.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (6nRrz)

Ice-T, of all people, is apparently a hard-core 2nd Amendment supporter.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

83 well, it is more interesting if her mom was screwing her brother. since it is a freak show either way may as well be as freaky as possible.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (MTjB1)

84 The number of gay people is maybe 3% of a population. No way there are that many transgender in ANY population.

Mentally ill, they are.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (uDcBt)

85
previous studies showed about 0.7 percent of U.S. teens do so as wel


I think I can, I think I can...



The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.


I know I can, I know I can...

Posted by: The Little Cultural Marxist That Could at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (EzdLW)

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Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)

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Posted by: Malfunctioning Nancy Pelosi at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (Qy9+s)

87 73 I can't name a single song TI raps, but he is officially my favorite rapper ever.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:11 PM (6nRrz

So there is a little flicker of hope that young people "get it"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (3/sUh)

88 CBD, I guess you didn't see what I emailed to MH earlier.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:10 PM (eMKNe)

Don't push your luck.

I think you have no idea how this place works.

You are skating on thin ice. Jeopardizing Ace's franchise is a very bad idea, and not being contrite is an even worse idea.

First rule of holes: When you are in one, stop digging.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (wYseH)

89 80 Or.... we really don't have DNA science down as well as they TELL us it is...
Posted by: Don Q. at February




you know, that is an interesting possibility. everything they keep telling us about the science is based up on probability, which is fine so long as their original test samples were big enough.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)

Identical twins have sent in swabs to have the 'tests' done...

and gotten back DIFFERENT results...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

90 The number of gay people is maybe 3% of a population. No way there are that many transgender in ANY population.
***
I remember many a girl in college "became" a lesbian. After college and finding that was no longer such a great way to get attention most of them settled down with a man...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (Z8FFX)

91 Or a Welshman trying to learn Czech.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

Is that legal?

Or possible?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (wYseH)

92 Ujddnuskvkqs sikgakgh bpjqn, buujprkgh sj Ibyna, cpjf kflbskngun, b dbua jc ikqsjpkubd lnpqlnuskvn, bgr bg bppjhbgs ondknc sibs, onubtqn wn ibvn fbrn qj ftui snuigjdjhkubd lpjhpnqq, nvnpysikgh ftqs on qtqunlskodn sj itfbg ujgspjd.

-
Smile when you say that, pilgrim.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (+y/Ru)

93 84 The number of gay people is maybe 3% of a population. No way there are that many transgender in ANY population.

Mentally ill, they are.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (uDcBt)

I've said for YEARS...

That dysfunction is contagious....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (NgKpN)

94 78 Run on this for the Mid terms, Libtards. Please.

Pretty please!
Posted by: Remington, Inc. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (dzxr0)

With a cherry on top!

Posted by: The NRA at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (Qy9+s)

95
I can identify with the last photo. August 29th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (/VpOP)

96 well, there was the story going around in college about some prof had everyone take a swab from their mouth and put it under the microscope at the beginning of some lab.

when some girl said she had something on her slide she could not identify she called the prof over and he declared it was a sperm.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (MTjB1)

97 my first 45 was the beatles, 'revolution'
total screamers

Posted by: concrete girl at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (SJBL7)

98 I love me some Walter Williams.

I think a fun dinner table for me would be Walter, Thomas Sowell, and maybe VDH.

Anybody got an idea for a great dinner table?

If dead folks only, I'd take Shelby Foote, Ronald Reagan and Winston Churchill.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (RfzVr)

99
Ice-T, of all people, is apparently a hard-core 2nd Amendment supporter.
Posted by: Insomniac


It's true, it's called the Dark Amendment

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (KXVP7)

100 Jezuz...if you follow that TMZ link with TI, the interviewer asks do you think automatic weapons like AR15s should be banned?

TI to his credit just walks away, not sure if that's because he understands what a stupid question it is or because he doesn't want to talk anymore.

But according to TMZ AR15s are automatic weapons.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (6nRrz)

101 And how many people have you met in your life?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)

Quite a few, why do you ask?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (3/sUh)

102 81 Unpossible. Women don't cheat on their husbands.
***
I've seen it quoted that about 10% of fathers aren't...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (Z8FFX)

Depends on what data you look at. Some estimates range from 10-16%. The American Association of Blood Banks data turns up about a 30% non-paternity rate, although there's some self-selection involved there. There's a not insignificant rate of paternity fraud and cuckolding going on out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

103 The study published Monday suggested that the percentage might be closer to 3 percent, however.

Brainwashing works.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (oVJmc)

104 previous studies showed about 0.7 percent of U.S. teens do so as wel

Showed or 'suggested it might be closer to' 0.7 percent?

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (5qYq+)

105 IN 1877, JAPAN'S MEIJI EMPEROR watched his aunt, the princess Kazu, die of a common malady: kakke.

She drowned?

That's gross.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (8gDQu)

106 CBD, a few points:

1., I apologized for what I did in last night's ONT. And I meant it.
2., I told MH I would never post again about the topic in question. I gave him ZERO argument about anything.
And 3., I can't believe simply being happy about not being banned is a bannable offense.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (eMKNe)

107
Ice-T, of all people, is apparently a hard-core 2nd Amendment supporter.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

__

He was also in the Army.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (6nRrz)

108 The transgender study is bs. Some kids identify as dragons. The results are worthless

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (hZ+us)

109
Flyers win 1-0 over Montreal in the shootout. Now first in the Metropolitan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (4R/hE)

110 Identical twins have sent in swabs to have the 'tests' done...

and gotten back DIFFERENT results...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)
---------

There was a bunch of articles at the end of 2017 about identical triplets who sent their DNA to both 23andme and ancestry.com and all got different results. It's science!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (TKSfk)

111
The girl's father is the stepbrother of the man who was married to her mother (the uncle).

"Was" applies because her parents are now divorcing.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (pNxlR)

112 Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (6nRrz)

They're practically missiles!

Posted by: TMZ at February 26, 2018 10:18 PM (Qy9+s)

113 101 And how many people have you met in your life?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)

Quite a few, why do you ask?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (3/sUh)

Anecdotal... but if you have met thousands, and only know ONE Tranny????

Kind of shows that 'study' is Bullshit.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:18 PM (NgKpN)

114 Who knew Valentine's Day cards were illegal in Corsicana TX?

Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (EzdLW)

115 There's a not insignificant rate of paternity fraud and cuckolding going on out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)[i/]

But it's been proven that The Yankees are Padro Martinez' daddy!

[Yes, that's for Bluebell]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (wYseH)

116 Part of the problem is a lot of people think an AR15 is a fully automatic. So in that context banning AR15s means something totally different.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (6nRrz)

117 hi friends in grey boxes.


nice to see you.

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (xGMkv)

118 91 Or a Welshman trying to learn Czech.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

Is that legal?

Or possible?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:15 PM (wYseH)

It could mean the dawning of a new, bright era for mankind, or usher in the Apocalypse. We may never know.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

119 well, the popular, television advertised genetics services have repeatedly been shown to be unreliable.


Same with dog genetic services.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)

120 woo this is a spicy shrimp diablo

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (I+l0+)

121 Johnny Cash - figured|expected|hoped this was what you'd link to. Started to just listen to it, but then full-screened the video and sat, entranced. As always.

Posted by: mindful webworker - everyone I know... at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (3tLP6)

122
And how many people have you met in your life?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)


0.7

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (mR967)

123 Yes, that's for Bluebell]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:19 PM (wYseH)
---------
Whatever you wrote doesn't show up on my phone.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (TKSfk)

124 119 well, the popular, television advertised genetics services have repeatedly been shown to be unreliable.


Same with dog genetic services.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)

Which makes you wonder about FBI DNA testing...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NgKpN)

125 111
The girl's father is the stepbrother of the man who was married to her mother (the uncle).

"Was" applies because her parents are now divorcing.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (pNxlR)

Well, no shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

126 what I did in last night's ONT. And I meant it.
2., I told MH I would never post again about the topic in question. I gave him ZERO argument about anything.
And 3., I can't believe simply being happy about not being banned is a bannable offense.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February




why were you apologizing?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (MTjB1)

127 *sigh* Today has been a day. My wife went to the local King Soopers grocery today to do her shopping. While she was putting her bags in the back of the van, some low life scum sucking lizard got out of his car, walked over and grabbed her purse from the shopping cart and jumped back in his car. She was hollering and beating on his car, and that attracted a lot of attention, but he was able to drive away with her purse. Fortunately, she had her license and debit cards in her hip pocket, but he got away with two credit cards, her SS card, Medicare card, cell phone, car registration, insurance cards and other assorted items.
Thank God she wasn't hurt or injured. She was pretty shook up by the time I got there, but not hurt.
Spent the rest of the afternoon closing bank accounts (he got away with the savings book and checkbook) and setting up new direct deposit for our pension and social security.
Had to put on a credit freeze with the big three. Trans Union and Equifax were pretty good. Experian sucked balls. Their four authentication questions had only one correct answer. Another was close, her cell phone number but it was off by one digit. The question they asked about when our house was built wasn't close by a decade. Then they said that they couldn't verify our identity and that we would have to mail a request with a police report. Crap, by then the little fuck could wreak all kinds of damage.
It's been a day, let me tell you.
I'm just grateful to God that my Mrs. Old Blue is good. Shaken, but good.
Sorry for the rant.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (gEvQ8)

128 If dead folks only, I'd take Shelby Foote, Ronald Reagan and Winston Churchill.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (RfzVr)


Rudyard Kipling!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (gwPgz)

129 "The girl's father is the stepbrother of the man who was married to her mother (the uncle). "

I have a headache reading this.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (6nRrz)

130 113 101 And how many people have you met in your life?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (NgKpN)

Quite a few, why do you ask?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:16 PM (3/sUh)

Anecdotal... but if you have met thousands, and only know ONE Tranny????

Kind of shows that 'study' is Bullshit.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:18 PM (NgKpN)

I don't believe it was I who said I've met thousands. But looking back at my career i've probably dealt with close to a 1,000 people per year. I've met plenty of homosexuals. Trans people? Only one that I can recall.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (3/sUh)

131 Celebritynetworth.com says Pelosi's net worth is closer to $120 million.

But polite people never discuss such things in front of the prole...umm, in public, I mean.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (EZebt)

132 Wives watching "The Bachelor(ette)" = Husbands watching porn.


QED

Posted by: skip intro at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (x25VP)

133 Which makes you wonder about FBI DNA testing...
Posted by: Don Q. at February




yep. did you read the sidebar article about forensic "sciences" here a week or two ago?


really distressing. knew fingerprints were bs and frequently corrupt years ago. did not realize everything else was worse/

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (MTjB1)

134 dot dot dash, I can't and won't discuss it here because I don't want to get in trouble again or get banned, and of course I don't want Ace to get in any trouble or for this blog to be put in any jeopardy. But you can email me at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy and I'll tell you the story.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

135 "Speaking of the moon, it's elevation here is exceptionally high tonight, 74 deg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,"

Musta been dipping into those trash cans at the Vegas airport.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)

136 oldblue, the Muslims got one thing right in their whole history and it is what to do with thieves. that is low.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (I+l0+)

137 Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (gEvQ

Damn, dude. I'm glad Mrs. Blue is alright, all things considered.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

138 There was a bunch of articles at the end of 2017 about identical triplets who sent their DNA to both 23andme and ancestry.com and all got different results. It's science!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (TKSfk)


I rea done of those articles. While it was really fraudulent that some of those companies liked to throw in unwanted results as "less than 1%", just to piss off customers, the stories about the inaccuracies, in general, were really blown out of proportion. There were results that were 10 or 15% different (though basically the same) and the article made it out to be wildly off the mark.

I would never do any of those tests because I don't trust those companies with any of my information, nonetheless the articles, in their mad desire to show how awful the results were actually showed that they weren't too bad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (8gDQu)

139 125 111
The girl's father is the stepbrother of the man who was married to her mother (the uncle).

"Was" applies because her parents are now divorcing.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (pNxlR)

Well, no shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

and sadly, may be divorcing over a test that is bullshit....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (NgKpN)

140 Which makes you wonder about FBI DNA testing...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NgKpN)

___

Pish posh. It's #SCIENCE!! And #SCIENCE is never wrong.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (6nRrz)

141 They're practically missiles!
Posted by: TMZ


Magic Missile! Magic Missile!
https://youtu.be/RPNqVpyYkHE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (KXVP7)

142 Which makes you wonder about FBI DNA testing...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:20 PM (NgKpN)


No we have the highest standards at the FBI, although they might just be more flexible than one would expect!

Posted by: Janes Combey at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (gwPgz)

143
What part of DROP IT do too many of you fail to understand?

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (pNxlR)

144 I can't believe simply being happy about not being banned is a bannable offense.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (eMKNe)

Because you should have just shut up and not crowed about it.

Don't play dumb. What you did was calling attention to yourself, and that is not a good idea.

I'll repeat: First Rule of Holes: When you are in one, stop digging.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (wYseH)

145
There was a bunch of articles at the end of 2017 about identical triplets who sent their DNA to both 23andme and ancestry.com and all got different results. It's science!
Posted by: bluebell


They told me that I'm my own grandpa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

146 Speaking of science, how come the part of science also thinks it's perfectly normal for a woman to have a penis?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (6nRrz)

147 There's a not insignificant rate of paternity fraud and cuckolding going on out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)


Doesn't matter ... to the courts. There have been cases where courts have demanded paternity payments from men who have proven that they aren't the children's fathers.

Got to love our court system ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (8gDQu)

148 You know, when T.I. knows more about the Constitution than an entire political party, maybe it's time to end this silly little 250 year experiment.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (icI8A)

149 Winston Churchill, Thomas Jefferson, my dad.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (hZ+us)

150 my freshman college roommate went trans. what a mess. I am certain it is the college experience that does it.

of course Boulder thinks I am female. fortunately this is the year I get to fix my drivers licence gender

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (I+l0+)

151 would never do any of those tests because I don't trust those companies with any of my information, nonetheless the articles, in their mad desire to show how awful the results were actually showed that they weren't too bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February




well, yeah, that is the bigger problem, what do they do with your info? do they give it to the cops? what is the standard for giving it to the cops; warrant? do they sell it individually or in aggregate? how safe is it from cyber attack?

you have to be a complete idiot to use one of those services.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)

152 I would never do any of those tests because I don't
trust those companies with any of my information...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:23 PM (8gDQu)

Agree 100%

I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)

153 Re TI... am I the only one who remembers he did a year in federal prison for unlicensed machine guns and suppressors. Doubly illegal since he was already a convicted felon.
So yes, he does know his guns.....

Posted by: Forgetler at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (5F5p+)

154 Server migration is hours of tedium ending with grrrrr shit

Posted by: BluesFish at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (3g9Il)

155
I would never do any of those tests because I don't trust those companies with any of my information, nonetheless the articles, in their mad desire to show how awful the results were actually showed that they weren't too bad.


Read the fine print on their agreement / contract with you and reconsider, particularly if the question of ownership of your information is skewed in their favor.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (pNxlR)

156 Old Blue, what a rotten day, but thank God your wife is okay. I hope you both sleep well tonight.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (TKSfk)

157 You know, when T.I. knows more about the Constitution than an entire political party

--

It is not about the constitution. It is about finding a way to send your political opponents to the work camps.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (roQNm)

158 please do not keep fucking that chicken q'steve... please

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (I+l0+)

159
I don't believe it was I who said I've met thousands. But looking back at my career i've probably dealt with close to a 1,000 people per year. I've met plenty of homosexuals. Trans people? Only one that I can recall.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM (3/sUh)

It was I who said I'd met thousands....

But you see my point... 3%? Even 1%???

There was an 'study' that 15% of people were Gay...

Once again.... I've met gay folks in my life... but no where NEAR 15%.. (and Hell, I'm within 120 miles of San Francisco for Gods sake...)...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (NgKpN)

160 "That's no moon."

Meme status:

[ ] Not played
[x] Played

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (9SkN+)

161 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (8gDQu)

Yes, but the chirren thought the man was their dad and as we all know, chirren can NEVER be wrong!

Posted by: Janes Combey at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (gwPgz)

162 75 MH, My God, that photo is beautiful!! Thanks.

Mrs. JTB mentioned you you paint with watercolors, if she recalls correctly. Did that help develop your eye for finding such gorgeous scenes?
Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:12 PM (V+03K)

You're welcome.

I dabble in acrylics.
When film was in vogue, I use to burn a lot of 35mm film.

As my late Father in Law would say, you sure like woods and water.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (3/sUh)

163 They told me that I'm my own grandpa.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

My chewing gum loses its flavor on the bedpost overnight.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

164 148 You know, when T.I. knows more about the Constitution than an entire political party, maybe it's time to end this silly little 250 year experiment.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (icI8A)

Are talking about us?!?!

It's our constitutional right to know nothing about that paper thingy you keep mentioning! We know our rights, it's in the constitution!

Posted by: The DNC at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (Qy9+s)

165
157 You know, when T.I. knows more about the Constitution than an entire political party

--

It is not about the constitution. It is about finding a way to send your political opponents to the work camps.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (roQNm)

___

Yep. Dems know fully well what the constitution says. They simply don't give a fuck since it's an impediment to their absolute power.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (6nRrz)

166 144; CBD, good advice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

167 All these supposed transexuals. Call it original sin or what you will, we all have some crazy/evil in us. When our leaders and society in general tell us it's OK to get our freak on, many people will do it. That's how Hitler got his killers and why we have all these transexuals, transracials and what not.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)

168 98 ... cfo mom,

I love your choices for dinner companions. I've long thought that Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell constitute seventy percent of the brain power in this country. It takes all the rest of us to make up the other thirty percent.

Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:28 PM (V+03K)

169 In other news, I just threw up so hard that it came out my nose, so hey, that's fun.

So unless somebody can trick a billionaire leftist into buying my wallpaper as a lost Pollack masterpiece, I've got some a-scrubbin' to do...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (icI8A)

170
I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)

--------

I'll bet you've left some of that DNA with persons of very questionable trustworthiness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (9SkN+)

171 153 Re TI... am I the only one who remembers he did a year in federal prison for unlicensed machine guns and suppressors. Doubly illegal since he was already a convicted felon.
So yes, he does know his guns.....
Posted by: Forgetler at February 26, 2018 10:26 PM (5F5p+)

*shrugs*

I know very little about rappers. However, I don't think the current laws re: "machine guns" or suppressors are remotely
Constitutional so...eh.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

172 .6 percent of adults identify as trans-gender?! I call bullshit. Maybe if your adults population is heavily infested with under 25s who really really want to be a special victim class. But honest to pete have always believed they were really the a man not a woman or vice versa. Not buying it with Nancy Ps credit card.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (eASYU)

173 well, the trans thing might not be so bad so long as they are all stunning.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)

174
I'll bet you've left some of that DNA with persons of very questionable trustworthiness.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (9SkN+)

__

Is this about me?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (6nRrz)

175 169 In other news, I just threw up so hard that it came out my nose, so hey, that's fun.

So unless somebody can trick a billionaire leftist into buying my wallpaper as a lost Pollack masterpiece, I've got some a-scrubbin' to do...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (icI8A)

Ouch. Puke in the sinuses stings like a mofo.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

176 I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)


I would love to do those tests but I understand that you can't submit your sample anonymously (P.O. box or the like), which is really ridiculous. But ... there's a lot of that sort of bullshit when it comes to anything even remotely "medical".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (8gDQu)

177
BTW, the young lady caught up in the "my father / my uncle" question based her inquiry on blood types

"Daddy" is type O, mommy is type B and the young woman is type AB. Long standing and pretty clear rules for what's possible and what isn't with respect to inheritance of blood types. No further tests were cited.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

178 modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February




which is kind of funny considering the reckless abandon with which everyone flung their genetic material when in college and afterwards.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)

179 173; Have you seen one? Stunning doesn't quite cover it. A mish mash of plastic surgery fuck ups.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

180 It is about finding a way to send your political opponents to the work camps.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (roQNm)


But that [can would never happen here!

Posted by: Jean Raspail at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (gwPgz)

181 When film was in vogue, I use to burn a lot of 35mm film.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:27 PM (3/sUh)

I know less than nothing about photography, but it seems like the process when it was film was part of the finished product.

Maybe because the old stuff took a bit of work. but what I see nowadays is spectacular, but has less....life?...than film photography.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (wYseH)

182 178 modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February




which is kind of funny considering the reckless abandon with which everyone flung their genetic material when in college and afterwards.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)

___

Yeah but as far as I know, none of that DNA was stored in a database.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (6nRrz)

183 Doesn't matter ... to the courts. There have been cases where courts have demanded paternity payments from men who have proven that they aren't the children's fathers.

Got to love our court system ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:24 PM (8gDQu)

Believe me, I know. They've abandoned any pretense of justice or equity in those cases.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

184 Read the Content. Skipped the Comments.

Neil Boortz was the cat I listened to on AM Radio in College. I'd never heard of Neil Boortz - until I got to Evansville, IN.

Until I heard Neil Boortz, I had no idea who Walter E Williams was.

Those two guys - I have to be honest - were pretty damn fundamental to me in my process of puking up the shit I'd been taught, in school and at home, and going through this search of figuring out my own political point-of-view.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (fiGNd)

185 Her entire schtick consists of showing up in the ONT
and being flirty. She literally does nothing else. I've never heard her
say anything substantive. Maybe she should add #metoo to her handle.

///

hmm...

Posted by: skip intro at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (x25VP)

186 The easiest job in the United States the past week has been the membership director of the National Rifle Association.

Of course, the admin has been working double overtime to process all those new members.

As has their bank.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (UsCnO)

187 Have you seen one? Stunning doesn't quite cover it. A mish mash of plastic surgery fuck ups.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February




well, ran into one at a party one time that really was rather well done. was only after talking for a few min that I realized she was a he.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)

188 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)

As far as I know, nobody saved it for posterity!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:33 PM (wYseH)

189
Yep. Dems know fully well what the constitution says. They simply don't give a fuck since it's an impediment to their absolute power.
Posted by: #neverskankles


And it's old and outmoded. Like buggy whips and hoop skirts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

190 Hidin' your shit in your shit. McGyver move over, you got competition.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2018 10:33 PM (0ogQG)

191 Celebritynetworth.com says Pelosi's net worth is closer to $120 million.

And that's only what she'll admit to having. Imagine all the graft and kickbacks sitting in offshore accounts.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (+Tibp)

192 Yeah but as far as I know, none of that DNA was stored in a database.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February



well, depends upon how well the back seats of those cars were cleaned.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)

193
Just saw my nickname is a held over sock, but given the impending fiasco upgrade to the site this evening and a software upgrade to my phone, I will wait. After all, tomorrow is another day!

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (pNxlR)

194 Those two guys - I have to be honest - were pretty damn fundamental to me in my process of puking up the shit I'd been taught, in school and at home, and going through this search of figuring out my own political point-of-view.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:32 PM (fiGNd)

___

Limbaugh did that for me. I stumbled on to his show one day in the car. I had never heard of him, had no idea what talk radio was even. Something about him kept me listening. I wasn't really political at that young age of 17/18ish. Had it not been for that random encounter on the radio, who knows, I could have easily gone left.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (6nRrz)

195 175 169 In other news, I just threw up so hard that it came out my nose, so hey, that's fun.

So unless somebody can trick a billionaire leftist into buying my wallpaper as a lost Pollack masterpiece, I've got some a-scrubbin' to do...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018

Ow. Sorry man.

Hope you feel better, soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I)

196
"Daddy" is type O, mommy is type B and the young woman is type AB. Long standing and pretty clear rules for what's possible and what isn't with respect to inheritance of blood types. No further tests were cited.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

Then why all the talk of DNA tests?

Blood type stuff is WAY different...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (NgKpN)

197 I think my 8 yr old boy has fallen in love with Hannah Montana. He keeps watching her videos on Youtube. He can't tell me this because he can't communicate much, but he certainly seems to be enjoying them.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (w+Jhj)

198 I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.

-
I don't give them my essence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)

199 192 Yeah but as far as I know, none of that DNA was stored in a database.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February



well, depends upon how well the back seats of those cars were cleaned.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)

devil with a Blue Dress... Blue Dress on!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:36 PM (NgKpN)

200 Yeah but as far as I know, none of that DNA was stored in a database.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February



well, depends upon how well the back seats of those cars were cleaned.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)

devil with a Blue Dress... Blue Dress on!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February




or how well she cleaned her contacts.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)

201 Had it not been for that random encounter on the radio, who knows, I could have easily gone left.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (6nRrz)[]/i]

I've heard that from other people. I've never been much of a Limbaugh guy ... although I've liked plenty of people who are.

How old are you ... if you don't mind me asking ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (fiGNd)

202
well, ran into one at a party one time that really was rather well done. was only after talking for a few min that I realized she was a he.


And the colored girls say
"Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo"

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (pNxlR)

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:37 PM (fiGNd)

204 Those companies can have my DNA when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Fapinista at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (djCea)

205 I mean, I may not be the world's foremost authority on rap music, but the genre isn't entirely foreign the me, and they're pretty keen on the 2nd Amendment for the most part.

Not sure which Amendment is the right to smack ho's, but they're fans of that one, too.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (icI8A)

206 "well, depends upon how well the back seats of those cars were cleaned.



Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -"

Types..

deletes...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)

207 Woof!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (IcT7t)

208 Just got through reviewing the previous night's ONT.

Sad.

Amazing that of all places, ace's proves why men avoid women like the plague.

Even in the comments.


Freakin pathetic.


#enterwhiteknights

Posted by: skip intro at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (x25VP)

209 Those companies can have my DNA when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: Fapinista at February




well, if they were really smart they would send some hot young thingette around to collect the sample.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (MTjB1)

210 Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:21 PM

OMG that is so horrible!! Thank God she's fine and it is just a big PITA.

I haven't carried a purse for 30 years and this makes me glad I don't. $$$ in the front left of my jeans , ID and credit cards in the back left. Additional advantage is I never have my husband wanting me to put any of his stuff in my purse. Seem to recall that may have been the impetus for me to quit carrying a purse.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (RfzVr)

211 Not sure which Amendment is the right to smack ho's, but they're fans of that one, too.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:38 PM (icI8A)


So is the Academy. How many Oscars was Hustle and Flow nominated for?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:40 PM (8gDQu)

212 And Fuck You Yet Again Barrel. You know For Whom The Barrel Tolls ?

Not for Me Bitch. Not for Me.

Now and Again - I think about taking a turn in your Hellish Bowels - just for fun. Something to break the monotony.

That's how I roll.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:40 PM (fiGNd)

213 LASue, great idea:

John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, my dad.

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)

214 205; That was in the Emancipation Proclamation.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

215
I don't give them my essence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 26, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)


You deny them you essence.

(Please, no improv with the classics!)

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (pNxlR)

216 191 Celebritynetworth.com says Pelosi's net worth is closer to $120 million.



And that's only what she'll admit to having. Imagine all the graft and kickbacks sitting in offshore accounts.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0


Yeah, I use that website to grab a quick number fairly often. And her entire family can be found balls deep in 'investments' that require insider knowledge or a little gubmint nudge to be very profitable.

Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (0ogQG)

217 Additional advantage is I never have my husband wanting me to put any of his stuff in my purse.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:39 PM (RfzVr)


That's okay. He can put it in ace's messenger bag.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (8gDQu)

218 "Ow. Sorry man.

Hope you feel better, soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I) "

I think it was food poisoning, since I feel quite a bit better now. Still, I've rarely in my life vomited that violently.

Let's just see that if what I just did came out of a gun, Dianne Feinstein would already have introduced a bill to ban it.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (icI8A)

219 Additional advantage is I never have my husband wanting me to put any of his stuff in my purse.

Posted by: cfo mom at February




not usually how that works. usually someone's wife wants their husband to carry their junk.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)

220 I think I'll have some macaroni and cheese.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (9SkN+)

221
That's how I roll.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:40 PM (fiGNd


Whistling past the "normal 0" graveyard, are we?

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (pNxlR)

222 Can't remember cause I'm really old, but the company's doing DNA testing may have to turn over their results to law enforcement without a warrant.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (gEvQ8)

223 66 What was supposed to happen in April?

That's the new software. New server comes first because the old server has a hardware problem.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (2yngH)

224 Miley is still free to post here, right?
Kinda miss her right now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

225 That's a gorgeous picture. I was stumbling off to bed after checking the weather, but I wanted to compliment the choice. I bookmarked the WW interview for better days. Night, all!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 26, 2018 10:43 PM (G8B7r)

226 218 "Ow. Sorry man.

Hope you feel better, soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:35 PM (xJa6I) "

I think it was food poisoning, since I feel quite a bit better now. Still, I've rarely in my life vomited that violently.

Let's just see that if what I just did came out of a gun, Dianne Feinstein would already have introduced a bill to ban it.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (icI8A)

I had something similar happen to me once. I could have hit the toilet bowl from nine feet away without spilling much.

Glad it's "just" food issues. Lotta flu around this year.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:43 PM (xJa6I)

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Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)

As a matter of fact, yes.

But why you would once again bring up that when you promised your mother that you would swear that shit off after the last big incident?
Believe it or not, I am on your side. It might not seem like it right now, though.

But I am.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (UsCnO)

228 213 LASue, great idea:

John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, my dad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)

I like the Shelby Foote idea, so I'll steal that and add...John Adams, Winston Churchill and William F. Buckley

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)

229 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197673059831809

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197779553177600

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197887049064448

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968197998822948864

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198104540426241

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (eh0Va)

230 old blue.....that sucks! I will be more attentive at my local king Soopers. Glad she is ok!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (mMeIQ)

231 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198189441601536

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198279170265089

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198380987011073

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198509798330368

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/968198598205853698

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (eh0Va)

232 228 213 LASue, great idea:

John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, my dad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)

I like the Shelby Foote idea, so I'll steal that and add...John Adams, Winston Churchill and William F. Buckley
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)

Winston Churchill... Samuel Clemons... and Benjamin Franklin....

and a WHOLE lot of alcohol...

Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)

233 Thanks for all the kind words. I know the horse is out of the barn now, but I think from now on I'll go do grocery shopping with the wife. Had I been there, it wouldn't have happened. He was a low life scum sucking lizard that if a man would have been present, he would have just sat in his car waiting for a more vulnerable victim. Mrs. Old Blue is 76. He knew he could get away with it.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (gEvQ8)

234 102
81 Unpossible. Women don't cheat on their husbands.

***

I've seen it quoted that about 10% of fathers aren't...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2018 10:13 PM (Z8FFX)



Depends on what data you look at. Some estimates range from 10-16%.
The American Association of Blood Banks data turns up about a 30%
non-paternity rate, although there's some self-selection involved there.
There's a not insignificant rate of paternity fraud and cuckolding
going on out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)



Jes.

Posted by: Paolo at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (1JnAL)

235 Winston Churchill... Samuel Clemons... and Benjamin Franklin....

and a WHOLE lot of alcohol...
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)

Sock Failage....

Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)

236 Sorry I'm late, just got finished at work.

I saw the story about the man with two dicks, and it reminds me of a joke. If it has already been asked upthread, my apologies for duplicity.

The joke asks the following: What do you call a Mexican with two dicks?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (XMid9)

237 That's the new software.
Posted by: Pixy Misa
-------------

Arrrrrgh. 'Progress' isn't necessarily 'improvement'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:48 PM (c/EDo)

238 Around 1900 poor southern millworkers living on cornpone and fatback developed pellegra, also from a lack of a B vitamin.

Posted by: tmitsss at February 26, 2018 10:48 PM (xlzu7)

239 I'm gone, the tone has gone sour.

However, for anyone interested, Larry Correia is on Tom Wood's Podcast from
friday

https://tomwoods.com/ep-1101-how-to-respond-to-school-shootings/

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2K6fY)

240 I suspect the incidence of transgenderism is increasing because it is fashionable right now. An otherwise-normal person can obsess about practically anything until they lose perspective.

I can hardly wait for the fad to pass.

Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (/A+Cl)

241 not much knowledge or experience in genetic testing, however, from what I have heard, the labs that advertise on the phone poles by freeway on ramps are pretty good.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

242 sorry Old Blue

Posted by: concrete girl at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (SJBL7)

243 237 237 Arrrrrgh. 'Progress' isn't necessarily 'improvement'.

New software makes coffee.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)

244 241 not much knowledge or experience in genetic testing, however, from what I have heard, the labs that advertise on the phone poles by freeway on ramps are pretty good.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

The pole says that most people believe?

Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (NgKpN)

245 >>>Arrrrrgh. 'Progress' isn't necessarily 'improvement'.

New software makes coffee.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)


We want software that makes covfefe.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (8gDQu)

246 Old Blue, that low-life will get his come-uppance, I hope.

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (xGMkv)

247 New software makes coffee.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)

Damn! Now that's some software I could get behind!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (gEvQ8)

248 was a genetic testing service that advertised near a truckstop in wisconsin. seemed like a pretty reasonable service, $100 instant results guaranteed.

turned out it was more of a taste test than anything. gave you a rating of sweet or salty.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

249 Photo shows skillful use of long exposure and light painting.

Must rest. Glorious victory in previous thread is new benchmark, fellow Americans!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (fA1SL)

250
New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)

--------

This isn't going to be some AI thing that's going to track us all down and kill us, is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:51 PM (9SkN+)

251 237 That's the new software.
Posted by: Pixy Misa
-------------

Arrrrrgh. 'Progress' isn't necessarily 'improvement'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:48 PM (c/EDo

Hamster International Union 13 hardest hit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (3/sUh)

252 goodnight, Uncle Palp

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (xGMkv)

253 Or maybe it will just close html tags.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (9SkN+)

254 don't let the computers anywhere near the coffee. ever.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

255 There's a not insignificant rate of paternity fraud and cuckolding
going on out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)


Both of my kids are smart, hot-tempered, ugly, and impatient.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (fiGNd)

256 New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa
-------
Well...um...uh, what the hell, let's give it a go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM (c/EDo)

257 well, yeah, that is the bigger problem, what do they do with your info? do they give it to the cops? what is the standard for giving it to the cops; warrant? do they sell it individually or in aggregate? how safe is it from cyber attack?

you have to be a complete idiot to use one of those services.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)

++++

Not only that, but their methods of determining anything about you is highly suspect. For example, what does it mean if they tell you that you are 10% French? What is their baseline for being French? Turns out, it is not what it was to be French 100 years ago. Rather, it is what is French today. But, France is an ethnically diverse country today. Using today's France as a baseline means a diverse baseline.

To be clear. I am not one to get worked up about ethnic purity or anything. I just prefer to deal in facts, not phony science.

If you send a sample into each of the companies, it is highly likely they will all come up with different results. What they are doing is not rigorous science.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 10:53 PM (pvjTE)

258 G'Night, Uncle Palpatine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 26, 2018 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)

259 New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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Well...um...uh, what the hell, let's give it a go.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I don't suppose you could get it to scrub the loo?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:53 PM (nBBdT)

260 B vitamin deficiency been beri beri bad to me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 26, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)

261 162 ... MH, Thanks for the reply. When I started photography, I learned to see (and appreciate) more of the world. Something I had hoped would happen but didn't anticipate the extent.

BTW, Based on some comments from Uncle Palp in an earlier thread and some recent articles, film is making a bit of a come back. Kodak, Fuji, and others are bringing back some films they discontinued years ago.

Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2018 10:54 PM (V+03K)

262 Old Blue - I try so hard to remind myself to keep my head on a swivel when in parking lots but sometimes I forget. Thank you for sharing the scary story, it will help to keep me more aware.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (RfzVr)

263 Good Night, Uncle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

264 New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
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Does it do windows?

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (Ty7G4)

265 Oh... my....

cop who did not go into the school in Florida, is fighting back...

Saying he thought it might be fire crackers going off...

Uh... if you thought it was fire crackers... THEN WHY THE F DIDN"T YOU GO IN????

/faceplam....

First rule of holes...

Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (NgKpN)

266 Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Posted by: Dave at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (9SkN+)

267 246
Old Blue, that low-life will get his come-uppance, I hope.

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:50 PM (xGMkv)

Dude actually screwed the pooch. We got on cancelling stuff right away. No new transactions on the credit cards and the bank accounts have all been closed. The big one is her SS card was in her wallet, but we've already contacted SS. I guess we have to contact the IRS to make sure that nobody uses it to do stuff. Credit freeze on two of the three big reporting agencies, but Experian was the worst.
Mrs Old Blue is fine. The rest is all just paperwork. That's all that's important to me.Although, if he gets caught, charged and convicted, me and a friend would like to have just him, us, and a well selected baseball bat out behind the courthouse for just five minutes. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (gEvQ8)

268 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2018 10:52 PM

So you have no doubts, right?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (RfzVr)

269 We all could learn a lot about racial healing in the words of noted philosopher George Clinton of the P-Funk School of Thought:

"You see that rocket ship leave yesterday? We can maybe leave this planet. We gonna be dealing with aliens. You think black and white gonna be a problem? Wait till you start running into m-F'ers with three or four dicks!"

Posted by: vivi at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (11H2y)

270 232 228 213 LASue, great idea:

John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, my dad.
Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)

I like the Shelby Foote idea, so I'll steal that and add...John Adams, Winston Churchill and William F. Buckley
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)

Winston Churchill... Samuel Clemons... and Benjamin Franklin....

and a WHOLE lot of alcohol...
Posted by: Bill Clinton... at February 26, 2018 10:47 PM (NgKpN)

Now that's a party.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (xJa6I)

271 Curiously, the double genetic organ thing runs in my wife's family. Her dad had two girls by my mother in law, two by a second woman, one more by a third. The latter three women ALL have two uteruses. Mostly not fully developed. One has two uteruses and two vaginas, and surprisingly has had two children now.

She was I think in her thirties when she found out about the doubles thing.

Crazy stuff.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (TqXWc)

272 We CAN learn a lot from kids. Just not about guns.

Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (w8Rs1)

273 B vitamin deficiency been beri beri bad to me.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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I was amused to note that Churchill added a footnote in his WWII memoir explaining that the Yanks referred to the British as 'Limeys', and explained why.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (nBBdT)

274 We CAN learn a lot from kids. Just not about guns.
Posted by: Sponge
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Like why Brussels Sprouts should be avoided.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:58 PM (5OO3x)

275 the wrong Clinton ran in 2016.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 10:58 PM (I8gtY)

276 Does it do windows?

Trying to restart the OS wars?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (IcT7t)

277 Like why Brussels Sprouts should be avoided.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 10:58 PM (5OO3x)


To which I agree with them wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (w8Rs1)

278 264 New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
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Does it do windows?

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (Ty7G4)

That's why you have slaves children.
Silly girl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (3/sUh)

279 Neener neener neener, Dave.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at February 26, 2018 10:59 PM (IqV8l)

280 This thread is inspiring ennui

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)

281 272 We CAN learn a lot from kids. Just not about guns.
Posted by: Sponge at February 26, 2018 10:57 PM (w8Rs1)

I disagree....

Kids may make us reevaluate our thinking... they may remind us of how we once thought...

But they don't TEACH us shit.

Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (NgKpN)

282 @240 I suspect the incidence of transgenderism is increasing because it is fashionable right now. An otherwise-normal person can obsess about practically anything until they lose perspective.

I can hardly wait for the fad to pass.
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There are a lot of people with a vested interest in making sure that it doesn't pass. And they've got access to a lot of the important cultural levers.

Posted by: junior at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (G8ZEI)

283 Neener neener neener, Dave.
Posted by: HAL 9000
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Dave? What are you doing Dave? Dave...

Posted by: He Who Laughs Last at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (5OO3x)

284 Good lord people are so fucking dumb when it comes the topic of: POT

Was there anything in that article about how little pot actually gets left in the green bags ?

Here's a tip for you (maybe a couple):

People going to places like Vegas to buy legal, recreational weed are very unlikely to be buying "just enough for the weekend". They likely have a pretty good idea when they buy an 1/8 oz of weed that they're not going to smoke that in a day or two. Also, knowing this fact, they likely have enough intelligence not to have it on them when they attempt to go through airport security, and, in fact, very likely will have found other means of transport back to their abode in other states where it is not so legal.

Yeah, I know, you got a good chuckle out of that idiocy. But in case you're still unclear, for every ONE person dumb enough to need to dump their weed in a bag at the airport - there are 100 that either put it in their suitcase, or shipped it home.

Posted by: deadrody at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (4yA46)

285 I'd love to sit down with Thomas Sowell, John Wayne, VDH, and Winston Churchill over lots of booze and smokes.
Winston and the Duke have been my heroes forever. VDH and Sowell came later, but they've all been first class.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:01 PM (gEvQ8)

286 I can listen to Cash's "Hurt" just so often. It's disturbing.

Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:02 PM (pkU+3)

287 that Cash version of 'Hurt'--

A few years ago, out in NM, a woman who lost her son to a heroin overdose started an organization to fight heroin. They made a video that featured Cash singing Hurt. The words made me cringe, then.

today, I told my Pandora to play T-Bone Burnett type songs, and Cash's Hurt came up after a couple hours. I voted it thumbs down.

It hurts to hear it now. I've lost friends to addiction.

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 11:03 PM (xGMkv)

288 You could learn a lot from a dummy.

Posted by: Ad Council at February 26, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)

289 I'm another fan of Walter Williams. Have been for many years. He has a real talent for staying focussed and communicating complex ideas in accessible form.

Beyond his intellectual gifts, it's impressive to me that he seems like a genuinely decent and good person. He's the sort of person you'd love to have as a next-door neighbor. I can't say that of a lot of intellectuals and pundits.

If you haven't read his "Parting Company," you owe it to yourself to do so.

https://tinyurl.com/y748mugw

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 11:03 PM (398bZ)

290 264 New software makes coffee.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 10:49 PM (2yngH)
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Does it do windows?

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2018 10:55 PM (Ty7G4)

It better not!

Posted by: Window Cleaners 504 Union Local at February 26, 2018 11:04 PM (Qy9+s)

291 213: LA Sue

Looks like we're going to need a bigger table.

Margaret Thatcher.

Posted by: Me Lurk You Long Time at February 26, 2018 11:06 PM (46UXb)

292 I wonder if the 4000 other kids at that Parkland HS are starting to resent David Hogg and his clique for the VIP celebrity treatment they're getting. They're as much "victims" as Hogg

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:06 PM (eh0Va)

293 Just as an aside, as bloated as Windoze is, it should make coffee, vacuum the floor, do the laundry, and quite frankly, wipe my nasty ass. Sheesh.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:07 PM (gEvQ8)

294 I wonder if any mourning is going on.

Posted by: Denver at February 26, 2018 11:07 PM (+edhR)

295 After Mrs. Williams died I was worried about who would clean the gutters now at Walter's house (on that nice new ladder he so thoughtfully bought her). I would have volunteered, but I figured every widow in the county already had that locked up.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 11:08 PM (RfzVr)

296 This thread is inspiring ennui
Posted by: Cicero


I recommend a Blasť filter on your id startup.

Perhaps the Indifference Option on the Ennui App could be set to medium, or just reboot the whole Mu.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2018 11:08 PM (KXVP7)

297 292; Was Hogg even a victim? What about the shaved head sheltie?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

298 and you know, William Shakespeare would be fun to have at the dinner, as my date.


heh

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (xGMkv)

299 Mark Twain, Jacob Bronowski and my Dad. My Dad most of all.

There are so many things I really wish I could have talked to my Dad about.

Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (pkU+3)

300 Well, well, well. No wonder why Nancy Pelosi thinks $2,000 in a tax cut are crumbs. She has a net worth of $87 million.

===============

"Piker." -- The Clinton Crime Syndicate

Posted by: ShainS at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (BiLU+)

301 James Delingpole has a young man on that will restore your optimism.

http://www.breitbart.com/podcasts/james-delingpole/

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (rnAwa)

302 I just learned that being critical of fbi is a high crime or misdemeanor. Luckily I have no job the dims can impeach me from.

Posted by: Exile at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (Fikbq)

303 292 I wonder if the 4000 other kids at that Parkland HS are starting to resent David Hogg and his clique for the VIP celebrity treatment they're getting. They're as much "victims" as Hogg
Posted by: kbdabear



No no no, I'm sure these teens are totally different and don't hold a grudge against there celebrated super woke classmate. /s

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2018 11:10 PM (pY+s4)

304 303 292 I wonder if the 4000 other kids at that Parkland HS are starting to resent David Hogg and his clique for the VIP celebrity treatment they're getting. They're as much "victims" as Hogg
Posted by: kbdabear


No no no, I'm sure these teens are totally different and don't hold a grudge against there celebrated super woke classmate. /s
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2018 11:10 PM (pY+s4)

OINK! OINK!

Posted by: David the Attention Hogg at February 26, 2018 11:11 PM (Qy9+s)

305 David Hogg is not a victim

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (96C7R)

306 There are so many things I really wish I could have talked to my Dad about.


Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:09 PM (pkU+3)
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Rather "would" have talked to him about.

Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (pkU+3)

307 Right chavez. Victim/survivor should not be applying to any but the dead and wounded.

Certainly not these little shits that weren't even in the same building and most probably did not even personally know the actual victims.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (RfzVr)

308 Lots of good content there, Mis. Hum! Thanks!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 26, 2018 11:13 PM (P8951)

309
280 This thread is inspiring ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)


The dash to 1K comments on the prior thread drew down our reserves of wit and elan.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:13 PM (pNxlR)

310 305 David Hogg is not a victim
Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 26, 2018 11:12 PM (96C7R)

I am a victim you gun-toting h8r!!1! OINK! OINK!

Posted by: David the Attention Hogg at February 26, 2018 11:14 PM (Qy9+s)

311 Nothing quite thrills like an extra penis!

Posted by: Shemp! at February 26, 2018 11:14 PM (Tyii7)

312 I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)

Could you send in the DNA anonymously? If not, then there is a dandy niche business for some Moron to start operating.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:15 PM (Dbv1R)

313 well, the trans thing might not be so bad so long as they are all stunning.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)

They are stunned, not stunning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:17 PM (Dbv1R)

314 Could you send in the DNA anonymously?

Thought that was more Bob Braun's thing.... at the Club Ramrod restroom on Friday nights

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 11:17 PM (I8gtY)

315 Mark Twain, Jacob Bronowski and my Dad. My Dad most of all.


I just looked up Jacob Bronowski. Now I want to read his books.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 11:17 PM (hZ+us)

316 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is here, hooray! at February 26, 2018 11:13 PM (P8951)

Thanks Donna, thought you might be off cruising with Belling

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (3/sUh)

317 there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA

Ah just spread mahn to the four winds and hope for the best. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (Tyii7)

318 David Hogg is as much of a "victim" of the Parkland shooting as I am

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (mMeIQ)

319
280 This thread is inspiring ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)

It wounds my heart with monotonous languor.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

320 309
280 This thread is inspiring ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)

The dash to 1K comments on the prior thread drew down our reserves of wit and elan.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:13 PM (pNxlR)

I haven't commented without a sock in almost five hours.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (Qy9+s)

321
The longer Hogg is on public display and the more he runs his mouth, the sketchier his stories sound. He will overreach and the whole Potemkin village will come crashing down around him.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (pNxlR)

322 Okay I know it's blasphemy but I have never been a fan of Cash.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

323
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. Jacob Bronowski.

The things you learn from the Horde!

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 11:21 PM (hZ+us)

324 Jesus Christ, D.B. Cooper, and my dad.

If Jesus turns out to be the real deal, he can tell me about D.B. Cooper, so replace him with Siddartha Gautama. Messiah food fight!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 26, 2018 11:21 PM (icI8A)

325 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

I don't find it blasphemy
FWIW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (3/sUh)

326 Sebastian, you know, it occurred to me today, that the liberals who love Johnny Cash because of his poster where he's flipping the bird or his cover of Hurt might be reached by one of his gospel songs.

I love his gospel songs. a lot.

Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (xGMkv)

327 I know I wouldn't be thrilled to have a girl take off her shirt and see three tits.

But I'd just insist on only cow girl and doggie and just muscle through it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (2DOZq)

328 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 11:23 PM (wYseH)

329 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 11:23 PM (wYseH)

Ro-Roh conflicting advice from Cobs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:24 PM (3/sUh)

330 Posted by: booknlass at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (xGMkv)

Admittedly I've not heard any of his gospel. I'm an Elvis gospel fan though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:24 PM (2DOZq)

331
I know I wouldn't be thrilled to have a girl take off her shirt and see three tits.

The girl with the golden gun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2018 11:24 PM (IqV8l)

332 I think I figured out why I've taken an instant dislike to David Hogg;

He reminds me of Wesley Crusher

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:25 PM (eh0Va)

333 "Depression" is an English word that means you are tired of the world and there is something wrong with you. "Ennui" is a French word that means you are tired of the world, and so there is something wrong with the world.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2018 11:26 PM (rnAwa)

334
327 I know I wouldn't be thrilled to have a girl take off her shirt and see three tits.

***
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:22 PM (2DOZq)

I saw something like that the one and only time I tried to watch Dr Pimple Popper.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 11:26 PM (hZ+us)

335 Thanks for the ONT, MissHum!

Re: Genius Award winner from Corsicana. Kind-of Par for the course. Corsicana really is a great area, overall. Outside the city itself, there are some very remote places. And it will deliver this type of action- Like the following that took place about 20 years ago, as relayed by one of my contacts there.

One genius was renting a 'house' out in the sticks. The house (broke-down trailer is accurate) was known for dealing drugs. His alarm system was parrots in a cage on the porch to alert him if the police were there. They alerted him but did not work out well for impeding the State Troopers.

BTW: In 2003, The Columbia Space Shuttle left a large debris field over Corsicana (I was there that day just prior to the accident). Russell Stover Chocolates and Collin Street Bakery (The original in downtown) are it's most famous and delicious businesses...

Posted by: texcat at February 26, 2018 11:27 PM (wf3RQ)

336 I am modestly curious, but there is no way in hell I would give any of these companies my DNA.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2018 10:25 PM (wYseH)
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I would love to do those tests but I understand that you can't submit your sample anonymously (P.O. box or the like), which is really ridiculous. But ... there's a lot of that sort of bullshit when it comes to anything even remotely "medical".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2018 10:30 PM (8gDQu)
*****************************

They don't want to help you know more about your history they want to know more about you.

Isn't that right, Bob?

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (YccS3)

337 332 I think I figured out why I've taken an instant dislike to David Hogg;

He reminds me of Wesley Crusher
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:25 PM (eh0Va)

Great Observation...

and just like Wesley... smarmy... and thinks he is a LOT smarter than his elders...

Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (NgKpN)

338 Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2018 11:26 PM (hZ+us)

Yeah I tried watching her once and I got through one scalpel procedure. I determine my pimple popping attraction is limited to my own.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

339 by: texcat at February 26, 2018 11:27 PM (wf3RQ)

You're welcome,

Thanks for the geography lesson. I do like learning about Moron/Horde areas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:30 PM (3/sUh)

340 321
The longer Hogg is on public display and the more he runs his mouth, the sketchier his stories sound. He will overreach and the whole Potemkin village will come crashing down around him.
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:18 PM (pNxlR)

Buy my forthcoming autobiography!

Posted by: Attention Hogg at February 26, 2018 11:30 PM (Qy9+s)

341 Mrs Old Blue is fine. The rest is all just
paperwork. That's all that's important to me.Although, if he gets
caught, charged and convicted, me and a friend would like to have just
him, us, and a well selected baseball bat out behind the courthouse for
just five minutes. I don't think that's too much to ask.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:56 PM (gEvQ

Did you get a plate number on the getaway car? And can the local cops be trusted to properly investigate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:30 PM (Dbv1R)

342 you know the real winner in the guy with the two penises is the girl with two assholes, her and women with dp fantasies who are committed to monogamy.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

343 Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (NgKpN)

An Eddie Haskell type of creep?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:31 PM (3/sUh)

344 I think there's something wrong with me. If I start watching Dr. Pimple Popper videos, I can't stop. I always think the next one is going to be the shiznit, man.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2018 11:32 PM (398bZ)

345
Gabapentin and bed. Up at 5:00. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2018 11:32 PM (jwo/I)

346 343 Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:29 PM (NgKpN)

An Eddie Haskell type of creep?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:31 PM (3/sUh)

also a good analogy...

Posted by: DAP'er Don Q.... at February 26, 2018 11:32 PM (NgKpN)

347 The House dems number about 192, and over 150 of them are OK with this initiative to erase autoloaders.

The bubble they live in is much like the one that the activist Parkland kids are in. They think they have it all on a tipping point and now is the time. A lot of them are delusional and think they can do it, but most of them see it as the biggest wedge issue they've ever seen, as a way to win both the House and Senate this fall.

And with that, they can do it for real, and maybe even give impeachment a try.

Look where the media is today. They are mostly breathless with excitement over this. Listen to NPR. The TV headlines are showing the logos of the many dozens (and it's growing) of companies that have "stood up" to the NRA.

Win or lose in the House, this bill will be the news for a couple months or more, and the media will do nothing but shout it from the headlines and chyrons every news day.

We'll see GOPers getting on board with it. I know my Senator, Corey Gardner, probably cannot wait to voice his support. He knows how his state is polling, and it's against guns.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 26, 2018 11:34 PM (5OEn4)

348 Good night dog man

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:34 PM (3/sUh)

349 Uggg. Just got caught up in a zerohedge article and started to read the comments.

To atone for that sin I'm going to the grocery store and buy anything I can find that has a "Product of Israel" label on it.

Posted by: Exile at February 26, 2018 11:34 PM (Fikbq)

350 Can't remember cause I'm really old, but the company's doing DNA testing may have to turn over their results to law enforcement without a warrant.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 10:42 PM (gEvQ


It seems to me I saw a TV show last year some time where the company did just that. His DNA was almost a perfect match for someone that committed a murder but the guy was provably innocent. The cops still believe one of his relatives committed the crime. Supposedly, those companies changed their policies after that and no longer turn DNA over to law enforcement. Not sure if I believe that.

As for me, I gave my DNA to Uncle Sam in 1990. They are supposed to be able to use it for one reason and that is to ID me if I got blown up. But they couldn't answer me when I asked what happens to it when I retire. i know it's in a database somewhere. Uncle Sam never throws anything away.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (IuYIh)

351 >>>atone for that sin I'm going to the grocery store and buy anything I can find that has

I don't know many times I stop by that site for ONT material and walk away saying, there's 30 minutes of my life I will never have back

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (3/sUh)

352 They don't want to help you know more about your history they want to know more about you.

Isn't that right, Bob?
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February




well, the really funny thing is that if you watch their commercial, the people they are targeting are women, minorities, and gays.

were the eugenicists trying to assemble a database, this is how they would go about it - pay people to give them their info.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (MTjB1)

353 Proxima Centauri had a major flare a couple days ago (well, and four years ago).

tinyurl.com/y9nterf2

Looks like the aliens there all got a tan.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2018 11:39 PM (I8gtY)

354 Shocker. My ancestor was me.

Posted by: Dollie the Sheep at February 26, 2018 11:40 PM (9SkN+)

355 >>well, the really funny thing is that if you watch their commercial, the people they are targeting are women, minorities, and gays.


You misspelled Marks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2018 11:42 PM (3/sUh)

356
Supposedly, those companies changed their policies after that and no longer turn DNA over to law enforcement. Not sure if I believe that.


And Apple boasted that their iPhone's security was uncrackable and they'd never submit to government requests to break them. And still the government persisted ...

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (pNxlR)

357 As for me, I gave my DNA to Uncle Sam in 1990. They are supposed to be able to use it for one reason and that is to ID me if I got blown up. But they couldn't answer me when I asked what happens to it when I retire. i know it's in a database somewhere. Uncle Sam never throws anything away.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (IuYIh)
***********

Heard on the news recently related to an ex-GI:
They store the DNA and don't associate it with the individual unless there is a legal query.

They used ex-GI's DNA to prove he raped or raped and killed a woman. Come to find out he was being investigated by the Army for the same thing to another woman and it was him both times.

Long story short, they use it when they want to.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (YccS3)

358 well, the really funny thing is that if you watch their commercial, the people they are targeting are women, minorities, and gays.


You misspelled Marks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February




lol

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

359
Phillip Fry was his own grandfather.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:44 PM (pNxlR)

360 . Uncle Sam never throws anything away.
Posted by: Bill R.
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Case in point: Bowe Bergdahl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2018 11:44 PM (w1zJX)

361 Uncle Sam never throws anything away.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:37 PM (IuYIh)

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Oh, there are ways.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at February 26, 2018 11:44 PM (9SkN+)

362 AOP, I haven't had much interaction with the Arvada PD, but they were quite good today. We know the asshat was driving a late model Audi, green, but I can't say if it was a sedan our coupe. Fifty yards from the surveillance cameras and no-one got the plate number. As far as we can tell, he made no transactions on the credit cards, nothing on the flip phone, and the only thing he has left is the SSN, and we've been working on shutting that down. She only had maybe five or ten dollars in cash. Right now it seems like he risked a lot for little profit. Still a huge pain in the ass for us.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:45 PM (gEvQ8)

363 I never quite understood the point of DNA analysis.

The commercials depict some average Joe figuring out he is 1/8th Ethiopian so he starts wearing a daishikt and eating termites for dinner,

How's about you just be your same usual bland self? These folks must have a real identity crisis to pay someone to find out something quasi-unique about them.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 26, 2018 11:47 PM (+foBb)

364 haven't had much interaction with the Arvada PD, but they were quite good today. We know the asshat was driving a late model Audi, green, but I can't say if it was a sedan our coupe. Fifty yards from the surveillance cameras and no-one got the plate number. As far as we can tell, he made no transactions on the credit cards, nothing on the flip phone, and the only thing he has left is the SSN, and we've been working on shutting that down. She only had maybe five or ten dollars in cash. Right now it seems like he risked a lot for little profit. Still a huge pain in the ass for us.
Posted by: Old Blue at February




well, that or that your wife staged the entire thing to pass top secret information.


/

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

365 321
The longer Hogg is on public display

********

Road trip!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (V35Wa)

366 I like the one commercial where some gal says that she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (gEvQ8)

367 OK, Johnny Cash and Hurt.

Given my age and my sweet spots I could go on forever about Mick Jagger and Bob Dylan.

There's something different about Johnny Cash. I'm not really a Johny Cash fan, but he seems to be channeling something. The music he sings isn't his, it's something he's tapping in to.

Who else is like that?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (fuK7c)

368 like the one commercial where some gal says that she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?
Posted by: Old Blue at February




well, most often families tried to keep the fact that members were kidnapped, raped, and impregnated by indians secret so the could marry.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)

369 Long story short, they use it when they want to.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:43 PM (YccS3)

I guess my criminal days are over before they got started. No big deal. I don't plan on doing anything illegal anyway.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (IuYIh)

370 and the only thing he has left is the SSN, and we've
been working on shutting that down. She only had maybe five or ten
dollars in cash. Right now it seems like he risked a lot for little
profit. Still a huge pain in the ass for us.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:45 PM (gEvQ

Strange that someone driving an expensive late-model car would attempt a dumb crime like that. Makes me wonder if the car was stolen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (Dbv1R)

371 well, that or that your wife staged the entire thing to pass top secret information.


Dammit! She was selling my razor blades to the damn Russkies? Dammit!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (gEvQ8)

372 I just reuuped my nra membership 3 years yesterday
Today they offered me a life membership for $600
M^^^h**f###er!!!

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (9TR2V)

373 I like the one commercial where some gal says that
she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her
grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?


Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (gEvQ


Shhhh. No maths.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (QLvwG)

374 I've seen it quoted that about 10% of fathers aren't...

The Paolo is always busy.

Posted by: An Observation at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (NwwIL)

375 so, indians. was walking out of some store earlier and two women, neither was a lady, were arguing. one was well over 6' 300 pounds and yelling as loudly as she could. the other was quietly pushing every button on the big one. eventually the big one yells "ghetto, I am not ghetto I am native!"

someone does not understand how ghetto works.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

376 Still a huge pain in the ass for us.

Posted by: Old Blue
********************

My info was stolen and used to open accounts all over town. I put a fraud alert with all three credit reporting agencies.

Equifax convinced me an alert was not enough.
I put a credit freeze at all three credit reporting agencies.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:53 PM (YccS3)

377 Makes me wonder if the car was stolen.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:50 PM (Dbv1R)

It's an option. Who knows? Someone looking to go the pot shop and buy more weed? Basically, he got nothing except my spare prescription glasses, my wife's inhaler, and a flip phone that's already turned off. Oh, and a pocket calculator and a bunch of pens that my wife has jacked from several different establishments.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:53 PM (gEvQ8)

378 On kbdabear's twitter feed, this Hogg kid is now apologizing on behalf of all America to the illegal immigrants.


Fuck this kid in particular.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2018 11:54 PM (QLvwG)

379 I am willing to bet, there will be a law in California before very long:

Credit card companies CANNOT 'decline' your purchase on a card, if you are buying what the state considers 'necessities to live' (i.e., food, etc.).

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 11:54 PM (eMKNe)

380
366 I like the one commercial where some gal says that she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?


That's what frosts me: how stupid are these "customers"?

"We thought we were Scotish, but we're actually German!"

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:54 PM (pNxlR)

381 I put a credit freeze at all three credit reporting agencies.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:53 PM (YccS3)

Did Equifax and Trans-Union. Experian is fucking with me.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (gEvQ8)

382 There's something different about Johnny Cash. I'm not really a Johny Cash fan, but he seems to be channeling something. The music he sings isn't his, it's something he's tapping in to.

Who else is like that?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:49 PM (fuK7c)

++++

Linda Ronstadt was a cover artist. I don't think she wrote a song in her life. But, she belted out the hits like they were her own.

As far as JC, he was covering Hurt, but that was really the exception. He wrote a lot of the songs he sang.

I never really cared for Hurt, not the cover nor the NIN original.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (pvjTE)

383
378 On kbdabear's twitter feed, this Hogg kid is now apologizing on behalf of all America to the illegal immigrants.


A real megalomaniac.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (pNxlR)

384 Well, to tell a family secret, my Grandmother was Dutch.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (QLvwG)

385 Backups are complete and the migration is under way!

The site will remain up an comments will continue to work until we hit the critical point at around 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific / 8PM Pixy.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (2yngH)

386 well, the funny thing about the scottish german comercial is that the fucktard has not considered that his scottish ancestors may have moved to germany and become german. he apparently believes that your genes are all that matter.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)

387 Hi ONT, been a while. Very busy.

Mom is jetting off in the morning to be with her mom whose health has taken a turn for the worse. Please pray for them both.

Now let's see if I can catch up on the comments before everyone goes to bed.

Posted by: Johnny at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (kUotE)

388 Pixy, tonight?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

389 This has probably already been mentioned but I am just arrived so, strange silence from the pink pussyhats about the Boko Haram goings on in Nigeria (once one of the more developed African nations). Do you think Michelle can resurrect the cardboard sign while she's out on her pre-book tour, Bring Back Our Girls indeed. Do you think the Nigerian villagers wish they had a weapon to put an end to this madness? I foresee business potential for the NRA overseas, let them embrace the globalism.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (nWc4E)

390 These folks must have a real identity crisis to pay someone to find out something quasi-unique about them.

Oh I hate that shit so much. There's a guy who grew up dancing Bavarian folk dances, but then his test says he's Scottish so he buys a kilt.

Your culture is what you grew up with. If you got to know grandma it's what she told you. You don't start to suddenly do Irish step dancing because of some swabs on a slide.

Everybody has raped everybody since forever. Bloodlines are not culture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (fuK7c)

391 388 Pixy, tonight?!?

Tonight's the night!

Probably.

Also, when I say comments will continue to work, I mean comments will continue as usual.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (2yngH)

392 Backups are complete and the migration is under way!



The site will remain up an comments will continue to work until we
hit the critical point at around 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific / 8PM Pixy.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (2yngH)

Cocks head, listens intently, hears the soft flapping of leathery wings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (Dbv1R)

393 Thanks Pixy for keeping this site working with baling wire and spit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (QLvwG)

394 Oh, and FWIW, even though no one wanted to hear the punchline to my corny joke, I'll tell it anyway.

What do you call a Mexican with two penises?

Jose and Jos-B

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (+foBb)

395 Count, don't forget those hard-working American hamsters! God bless 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

396 There may be a hiccup with the comments at some point, if I'm away from my desk when a particular step completes.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (2yngH)

397 like the one commercial where some gal says that she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?

Posted by: Old Blue at February

I remember the one they had with the guy who thought he was Italian but was disappointed when he found out he was "Eastern European"

I guess Ancestry.com didn't want a guy with the sadz because he found out his ancestors were Jews


Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2018 11:58 PM (eh0Va)

398 Did Equifax and Trans-Union. Experian is fucking with me.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:55 PM (gEvQ
****************

It must be the day of the week.
Experian was easy peasy and Equifax was a buster.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 26, 2018 11:59 PM (YccS3)

399 366 I like the one commercial where some gal says that she didn't know that she was 25% American Indian. One of her grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2018 11:48 PM (gEvQ

++++

If she got the whole 25% from one person, then it does seem unlikely that she wouldn't know about it. But, she might have got little bits from many more distant relatives that altogether added up to 25%.

Plus, you have to take into the account of the possibility of a big chunk coming from a secret relative. Great, great grandma had a taste for native lovin', for example.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 11:59 PM (pvjTE)

400 very funny how the gene cos have found people who are so desperate to be special that they pay money to have people tell them that their ancestors were special.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)

401 well, the funny thing about the scottish german
comercial is that the fucktard has not considered that his scottish
ancestors may have moved to germany and become german. he apparently
believes that your genes are all that matter.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)

And the Vikings left great gobs of their DNA all over Scotland and Germany, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 12:00 AM (Dbv1R)

402 lol, Colbert's 'cartoon president' series is so shite even the SJWs on Rotten Tomatoes can't stand it. 32%.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 12:00 AM (I8gtY)

403
Also, when I say comments will continue to work, I mean comments will continue as usual.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (2yngH)


Another round of posting errors for everyone!

Dare to dance on the barrel's edge right about the time the site goes off-line!

Live like there's no tomorrow!

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:01 AM (pNxlR)

404 The site will remain up an comments will continue to work until we hit the critical point at around 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific / 8PM Pixy.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 26, 2018 11:56 PM (2yngH)

I'm not waiting up for liftoff.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 12:01 AM (398bZ)

405 https://i.redd.it/c17n6y3d4qvx.jpg

It's Trump's world, we just live in it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 12:01 AM (rnAwa)

406 dot dot dash, same with the 'spirit mediums'.

No one ever had a great-great-great-great-grandfather who was just an impoverished, anonymous broom pusher, dusting the poorhouse. No, everyone's lineage is straight from either Abraham Lincoln or Napoleon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:02 AM (eMKNe)

407 Great, great grandma had a taste for native lovin', for example.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 26, 2018 11:59 PM (pvjTE)

John Redcorn's great, great grandpappy made her wigwam.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 12:03 AM (QLvwG)

408 he seems to be channeling something. The music he sings isn't his, it's something he's tapping in to.

If you look up Johnny Cash's actual career background? That's really funny.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2018 12:03 AM (H5rtT)

409 I guess Hogg has believed the press releases. He thinks he's Caligula.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (1Ctcr)

410 One of her grandparents had to have been American Indian and she didn't know that?
Posted by: Old Blue at February
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25%? I could really work that.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (7ThJ3)

411 I guess Hogg has believed the press releases. He thinks he's Caligula.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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A shoo-in for the Bowe Bergdahl battalion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (7ThJ3)

412 My company just received a very large order for zip ties, duct tape, and wd40 from somewhere in Micronesia. Plus something that must be a typo because we don't carry any product called Hamster-Rite.

Better check into this before we ship.

Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:04 AM (Fikbq)

413 I decided not to do the DNA thing because I might find out something bad, like I'm 1/16 Episcopalian or something.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (398bZ)

414 My company just received a very large order for zip ties, duct tape, and wd40 from somewhere in Micronesia. Plus something that must be a typo because we don't carry any product called Hamster-Rite.

Better check into this before we ship.
Posted by: Exile at February




sex party?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

415 As far as JC, he was covering Hurt, but that was really the exception. He wrote a lot of the songs he sang.


Yeah. I think I was more inexact than usual in asking that question.

I'm an "intellectual" in the way I understand my mind and my ideas. I think Cash, whether he was writing his own stuff or choosing others' was more of a vessel, or a conduit, or someone who tapped into a deep vein.

I'm kind of interested in people who aren't "smart" but get something deeply that we don't get.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (fuK7c)

416 @405 He's...Batman.
I knew it all along.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2018 12:07 AM (H5rtT)

417 No, everyone's lineage is straight from either Abraham Lincoln or Napoleon.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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One of my ancients was arrested for stealing gooseberries. Another was shipped to Barbados as a bond slave. My g-g-grandfather applied graffiti to the Beverley Guild Hall. Morons, the lot of them. It's in my DNA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:08 AM (y3sT9)

418 I kind of feel sorry for Pixie's hamsters tonight. Although, I wouldn't mind being the guy that beats the drum telling them when to row.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:08 AM (gEvQ8)

419 sex party?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

That doesn't explain the Hamster-Rite.

Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:09 AM (Fikbq)

420 That doesn't explain the Hamster-Rite.

Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:09 AM (Fikbq)

Is that something like Valu-Rite? Only furry?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:10 AM (gEvQ8)

421 I'm 1/16 Episcopalian or something.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud
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With my luck, they'd find a direct link to Calvin, and not the cartoon character.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:10 AM (y3sT9)

422 Occasional in my lily white family one comes up with black hair and dark skin. Everybody says great great grandma was an Indian Princess, I tell them she was an Italian. But, it would be interesting to know what's in the mix.

There is a Goldman Marker, I have read. It marks a Levite.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:11 AM (YccS3)

423
400 very funny how the gene cos have found people who are so desperate to be special that they pay money to have people tell them that their ancestors were special


For "special", in my extended family I have found a several dozen out of wedlock births (parents later married, though), one (unsolved) murder by stabbing, a dozen or so folks who were deemed mentally defective, one guy who served time in prison, several suicides (usually by gunshot), one woman unknowingly married to a bigamist (she found out after he died and was denied rights to his Civil War pension) and several other oddities that escape my ability to recall at the moment. Many, many others, however, who weren't "special" but struck out on their own, married, raised families and made a living and name for themselves. How much "special" do you really need, anyway?

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:11 AM (pNxlR)

424 Bloodlines are not culture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2018 11:57 PM (fuK7c)


Blood is thicker than water.

And, quite frankly, blood is your lifeblood.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2018 12:11 AM (8gDQu)

425 My company just received a very large order for zip ties, duct tape, and wd40 from somewhere in Micronesia. Plus something that must be a typo because we don't carry any product called Hamster-Rite.

Better check into this before we ship.

Posted by: Exile
**************

It wasn't the Philippines was it?

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:12 AM (YccS3)

426 I won't submit to any of those DNA services.

Not until all of the Statutes of Limitations expire, anyway.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

427 How much "special" do you really need, anyway?
Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM)
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A lot.

Posted by: Libby Warren at February 27, 2018 12:12 AM (FJXGr)

428 I bet Geo. Washington really *did* say that:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97567yk

Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at February 27, 2018 12:14 AM (0ReGO)

429 Not until all of the Statutes of Limitations expire, anyway.

Jim
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For some crimes, there is no statute of limitations. Just an observation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:14 AM (FJXGr)

430 Is that something like Valu-Rite? Only furry?
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:10 AM (gEvQ

Value-Rite special formula intended for hamsters working on Micronesian Content Farms?

Better call DHL and make sure we can ship this stuff.

Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 12:15 AM (Fikbq)

431 New software in April? Uh oh.


I sure hope we're not going to lose this format or style or set-up or whatever the proper name is. I don't like other comment sections.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2018 12:15 AM (QDnY+)

432 For some crimes, there is no statute of limitations. Just an observation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:14 AM (FJXGr)



I don't murder, and I don't rape.

Though having been previously married, I have been know to beg.

I think I'm safe, for what it's worth.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (QzJWU)

433 I left a mark in my Levis . . .

Posted by: Scot Peterson, not quite as brave as sir Lancelot at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (I8gtY)

434 I'm an "intellectual" in the way I understand my mind and my ideas. I think Cash, whether he was writing his own stuff or choosing others' was more of a vessel, or a conduit, or someone who tapped into a deep vein.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2018 12:05 AM (fuK7c)

++++

I think that's pretty much true for any singer who is doing more than staying on the beat. The ones who are poets. What Roberta Flack was talking about with Killing Me Softly (which she didn't write).

But, I think, that isn't so much about the singer as it is about the person who wrote the lyrics. Lyrics that can bring complex images and ideas to mind with just a turn of the phrase. The singer still has a job to do, to give the performance that allow the lyrics to come to life. But, the power is in the words.

I am intensely jealous of those who have that writing talent.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (pvjTE)

435 My Mom told me this story. Her Mother's and Father's family had emigrated from Germany back a bit. When Hitler came to power, her uncle Tony was pretty enthused and started tracing our family history. He got back two generations and found out my Grandmother's family had been Jewish. He quit researching. I laughed my ass off. So in a sort of fashion, I'm a member of the Tribe. In an odd way, I find comfort in that.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (gEvQ8)

436
As for ties to anybody "famous" or "noteworthy", some Norwegian distant female cousin who was noted for championing Ibsen and his works one hundred years ago is all that I have found thus far.

Imagine my lack of wonder and excitement.

You're not imagining hard enough.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:16 AM (pNxlR)

437 I know much of my lineage back to 1640. It's what's not in the books I'm curious about.

Oh, my Monday night Evangelical fix is coming on.
Perry Stone teaches an interesting lesson when he's not calculating the end time.

Cheers.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:18 AM (YccS3)

438 @347 The House dems number about 192, and over 150 of them are OK with this initiative to erase autoloaders.
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I'm pretty sure they're only doing it to please their base. There's an awareness among the politicians in DC that the last time a serious gun control bill passed, the Dems got hammered in the subsequent election. As a result, they haven't been serious about it since. Instead, it's merely used as a wedge issue to attack Republicans.


They know that the Republicans will never allow it to pass, but hope that they can use it for fundraising and the like.

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2018 12:20 AM (G8ZEI)

439 What Roberta Flack was talking about with Killing Me Softly
***********

The original Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway doing Come Ye Disconsolate. Chills up the spine.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:20 AM (YccS3)

440 one fun little factoid that's come from genetic research, and this is from the serious scholarly kind, not the 23 & me kind; it's become apparent from studying genomes inside family groups that roughly 10% of all children born are not the children of the fathers who claim them as their children.

What's even more interesting is that this number hasn't changed much over time. Even in what we popularly think of as more "moral" times, there have always been secret lovers sneaking into the bedroom when hubby wasn't looking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2018 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

441 I do know that my Uncle was tracing family history back a bit. I had family that fought for the Union in Missouri during the great unpleasantness. However, my Dad's family was from Florida. I know very little about that side of the family, but I would be interested in finding out. Probably poor white trash, but who knows?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:22 AM (gEvQ8)

442 If something goes horribly wrong and the comments don't work after the Pixy Magic happens, it's been nice knowing you all.

As fine as bunch of morons as exist anywhere.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 27, 2018 12:23 AM (vfC/C)

443
There is a story on my mother's side that one of her scandi families pulled up stakes in NE Wisconsin to move to "Dugdale" in NW Minnesota because "they thought the name was interesting". Not the smartest of reasons and, ultimately, not the best of outcomes. But still, they persisted.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:23 AM (pNxlR)

444 I kind of got an idea about my Dad's side of the family. He always said that the only reason the South lost the war was because they ran out of grits. There is some truth in that statement.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:24 AM (gEvQ8)

445 well, the funny thing about the female infidelity thing is that there is a different sort of evil in betraying your mate and letting them raise someone else's child which is far worse than simply sleeping around.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 27, 2018 12:24 AM (MTjB1)

446 The original Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway doing Come Ye Disconsolate. Chills up the spine.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:20 AM (YccS3)



Kindly provide the link to the exact performance you have in mind?

'Cause I'd really like to click on it, and play it right now, if you please.

Thanks in advance.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:25 AM (QzJWU)

447 junior, correct. However, reviving this toxic squirrel ("gun control!") poses hazards for a few House Dems and a material number of Senate Dems whose districts/states are competitive, reddish, red, and/or Trump states. As you of course know.


And given the clownish ineptness the Dems have shown, politically, for a long time, there's a non-trivial chance they won't be able to shoo the toxic squirrel away completely by November.


Opposition to tax cuts, support for hysterical "gun control", and obsessive concern with illegal aliens. A dream national political agenda - for their opponents.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2018 12:26 AM (QDnY+)

448 If something goes horribly wrong and the comments don't work after the Pixy Magic happens, it's been nice knowing you all.



What could possibly go wrong?

Also, I claim dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2018 12:27 AM (fuK7c)

449 I've got an ancestor arrested under 'Tater Salad'. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Ron White's great great grandson at February 27, 2018 12:27 AM (QLvwG)

450 Val-U-Rite Vodka

http://abc.nc.gov/Pricing/ViewItem/70271

It's priced in my range.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 12:28 AM (rnAwa)

451 Folk Tater Salad, gator got your Granny

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:28 AM (gEvQ8)

452 OINK!

Posted by: Attention Hogg at February 27, 2018 12:28 AM (Qy9+s)

453 (*a short glimpse into the very near future*)

- Pixy at 12:09am: "Okay, everything's going smoothly. I got this!!"

- Pixy at 12:11am: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

454 I'd like to find all these "autoloaders" I keep hearing about.

I just ... just ... spent over two hours cleaning guns and topping off magazines from the Sunday Range Trip.

AutoLoaders my ass ... I'm looking for AutoCleaners.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (fiGNd)

455 Most famous ancestors were on Mom's English side - Samuel F. B. Morse, artist and inventor of the famous code; his father, who wrote the first American Geography textbook in 1792; and his father, Obadiah Morse who was one of Washington's aide-de-camps at Valley Forge. And then there was Gen'l Hobart, who spent a year in Libby Prison in Richmond, escaped, and went back on duty as one of Sherman's staff officers during the march through Georgia.

But my favorite comes from the Scots side, a Scotsman named Robert Pettis who emigrated to the states about 1720 or so. At the time of the American Revolution he was 80 years old, but he joined the Continental Army along with his sons, because, as his sons later recounted, "He had waited his entire life to kill some damned Englishmen, and he wasn't going to miss his chance now!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (V2Yro)

456 My Mom did the genealogy thing twenty years ago, mostly through the Mormon Library, iirc. It turned out it was about three centuries of Hillbillies on both sides. The eye-talian side was from a village so remote, the Nazis never even bothered with it. Too small, too high up and too many Dagos. That was probably a good idea. Family Lore is full of bad tempers.

My gramps got kicked out of the confessional by the Priest just before his wedding. Apparently the Padre asked if he a virgin. He was a professional musician in his late thirties. Apparently there was shouting and detailed references to other members of the flock.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2018 12:31 AM (tMFgx)

457 'Cause I'd really like to click on it, and play it right now, if you please.

Thanks in advance.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
********************

Don't have a link it's from memory. It was produced around '72. That's the only info I have.

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:31 AM (YccS3)

458 454 I'd like to find all these "autoloaders" I keep hearing about.

I just ... just ... spent over two hours cleaning guns and topping off magazines from the Sunday Range Trip.

AutoLoaders my ass ... I'm looking for AutoCleaners.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 12:29 AM (fiGNd)

Let's ban those too!

Posted by: Gun Grabbers at February 27, 2018 12:32 AM (Qy9+s)

459 If something goes horribly wrong and the comments don't work after the Pixy Magic happens, it's been nice knowing you all.

What could possibly go wrong?
---------

Headline: Man Simulates Nuclear Blast While Updating Blog Site

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:32 AM (nBBdT)

460 Well, I am tired, and I am going to hit the sack. Be well, Horde.


Good luck with the migration, Pixy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)

461 Headline: Man Simulates Nuclear Blast While Updating Blog Site
Posted by: Mike Hammer


"Oh the humanity!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)

462 Jim, I Binged it and pretty confident this is the information on the album. I believe this is the album.

https://en.wikipedia.org

/wiki/Roberta_Flack_%26_Donny_Hathaway

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:34 AM (YccS3)

463 I'm looking for AutoCleaners.
Posted by: ScoggDog
-----------

Add it to the software update Wish List.

So far we have:

Makes coffee (promised)
Scrubs bathrooms (requested)
Cleans Windows (the glass ones, requested)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (7ThJ3)

464 Gonna call it a night. Thanks for all the well wishes for Mrs.Old Blue. You guys and 'ettes are the best.
See you tomorrow if the hamsters don't commit seppuku.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (gEvQ8)

465 Are we building a new blog or a sexbot?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)

466 Night AOP. Hope you have conquered the bug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (7ThJ3)

467 The original Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway doing Come Ye Disconsolate.

++++

I think this is it.

https://youtu.be/VmnnMHGvVJc

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2018 12:36 AM (pvjTE)

468 465 Are we building a new blog or a sexbot?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)

What do you mean "or"?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2018 12:36 AM (tMFgx)

469 Tom, that's really cool. George Washington and I share a grampa, so the generations it takes to get back that far makes me a very distant 8th or 15th or something? cousin twice removed. or some such.

Another distant cousin was Clark Gable's housekeeper. When she died, the movie star paid for her funeral.

My Danish great Grampa came to this country when he was 19, with his twin brother, in 1907. They argued on the dock when they arrived, and didn't speak for decades.

My French ancestors fled when the Edict of Nance was revoked. smuggled their sons out in wine barrels.

Posted by: booknlass at February 27, 2018 12:37 AM (xGMkv)

470 Mr. WDS has a daughter that he didn't find out about until she was 12. Mother hid behind welfare the whole time. Worse even though he didn't know about her, the mother told her daughter that he didn't want her

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:38 AM (mMeIQ)

471 Night AOP. Hope you have conquered the bug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (7ThJ3)

Thanks, Mike. Still a lingering cough from the cold I had, but the norovirus is ancient history, now. Another day in the attic tomorrow, doubling up rafters in the middle of their span.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 12:39 AM (Dbv1R)

472 Keep on cuddling that chicken, wingers!

Posted by: hillary (. ) (' ) at February 27, 2018 12:40 AM (ewxPW)

473 Korean sexbots are the best, btw.
They come with a 30,000 mile warranty...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:40 AM (eMKNe)

474
457 'Cause I'd really like to click on it, and play it right now, if you please.

Thanks in advance.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
********************

Don't have a link it's from memory. It was produced around '72. That's the only info I have.
Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:31 AM (YccS3)


At YouTube here -
https://youtu.be/VmnnMHGvVJc

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) at February 27, 2018 12:41 AM (pNxlR)

475 See you tomorrow if the hamsters don't commit seppuku.
Hamsters can do math quizzes?

Posted by: joey biden at February 27, 2018 12:42 AM (ewxPW)

476 @447 And given the clownish ineptness the Dems have shown, politically, for a long time, there's a non-trivial chance they won't be able to shoo the toxic squirrel away completely by November.
-----------------

And Pelosi cares about those Pee-Ons *why*, exactly?

*grin*

On a more serious note, as Insty is fond of saying, the Dems have to be "not-insane" to beat Trump. And they can't even do that. Pelosi is clearly losing it, but the Dems can't eject her because she apparently the one in control of the money spigot. Schumer's more competent, but even then seems to be having trouble making the mental shift to "The party not in control of anything." And much of their base is rabidly convinced that the US voters agree with them on just about everything - despite the fact that they just got hammered in the elections a year and a half ago.

This will likely lose them some seats, as you noted. But it'll also shut the base up for a bit, and keep them out of Schumer's front yard for a few more weeks.

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2018 12:43 AM (G8ZEI)

477 Thanks guys, for the Flack/Hathaway track.

Is this it, too?

https://tinyurl.com/y9obtjl6

It is beautiful.

But her original, best known track of Killing Me Softly, is ENTIRELY superior.

She sings equally as beautifully on both.

But the lyrics on Killing Me Softly, in conjunction with her talent.

That song, Kills Me. Softly.

Every. Damn. Time.

Oh, and to HELL with the later version with the heavy disco-ish beat.

Just only the original, and in the long version, withal.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

478 What could possibly go wrong?


_________________


I work in IT.

The list is long.

But I'm sure it will all be fine and the hamsters won't turn feral and will all have a good laugh about it all in the morning.

Unless Yellowstone erupts or something. Which probably won't be caused by the update.

Probably.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 27, 2018 12:47 AM (vfC/C)

479 Don't have sex with robots!

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at February 27, 2018 12:48 AM (Fikbq)

480 Lily......are you in Denver?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:50 AM (mMeIQ)

481 I think this is it.

https://youtu.be/VmnnMHGvVJc

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2018 12:36 AM (pvjTE)
*********************

Thanks

Posted by: AutoLoading 45/70 KaBlamBLamBlamBlam at February 27, 2018 12:50 AM (YccS3)

482 You haven't lived until you've heard the disco version of Handel's Messiah.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

483 Just in case the blog mysteriously divides by zero early in the morning and vanishes into a black hole...

Don't forget the AoSHQ Yahoo group!

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2018 12:51 AM (c0k8m)

484 And yes I too am a former Bronco super fan

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:52 AM (mMeIQ)

485 And yes I too am a former Bronco super fan
Posted by: westminsterdogshow


Well, it's not the same since OJ used one to escape from the cops...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

486 Had to stop in and say goodnight.



Never despair, we got this one. We WILL prevail and restore the place to that shining city on a hill. Have faith in it as I have faith in you.

As always, remember we're Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. You carry forward the legacy.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2018 12:54 AM (S/hVx)

487 Lol steve

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:54 AM (mMeIQ)

488 nighty night. hope to see you tomorrow.

Posted by: booknlass at February 27, 2018 12:54 AM (xGMkv)

489 The man with two penises.

Pfft.

Posted by: George Washington at February 27, 2018 12:55 AM (sdi6R)

490 Good night booknlass

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at February 27, 2018 12:56 AM (mMeIQ)

491 Progress report: 61G / 138G

Will take another 60-90 minutes to complete the initial sync, after which comments might go bloop for a little while.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2018 12:56 AM (2yngH)

492 I'm copying the contents of the old server to the new one, after making a full backup to a third server, so in theory Dallas is going to get hit by an asteroid in the next few hours.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2018 12:59 AM (2yngH)

493 I assume nobody's here.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:01 AM (Qy9+s)

494 Roberta Flack.

Killing Me Softly.

Horde, I've not only found The Track, but I've stumbled across the original Studio Film (pre video), of the Original Recording BEING RECORDED.

Turn up your speakers.

https://tinyurl.com/yay5romu


Folks, this is Time Travel.

I'm about to hit 60. And this music just hit 88 miles per hour.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

495 Just passing through on my way to dreamland.

I wanted to say how very much I've enjoyed the past several years, reading, and participating, in the Ace of Spades ongoing conversation. It's been entertaining, informative, uplifting, and enthralling. So many folks, so many discussions, so many memes, so many banhammerings, life, birth, marriage, death, and all.

And not a little bit challenging, especially with the intriguing retro software.

Well, goodnight and goodbye, Horde. It's been real.




And if, by some chance, we meet again tomorrow, let us raise our collective covfefe cups to Pixy Misa for triumphing over all the tsunami of stacked-up odds against successful computer anything.

* Tips hat, spins on heel, stumbles a little, fades out *

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is funny at February 27, 2018 01:02 AM (pQplJ)

496 irongrampa: Never despair, we got this one. We WILL prevail and restore the place to that shining city on a hill. Have faith in it as I have faith in you.

As always, remember we're Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. You carry forward the legacy.


Ahh, thanks as ever, Irongrampa. I can sleep well now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - silly-putty grampa at February 27, 2018 01:03 AM (pQplJ)

497 465 Are we building a new blog or a sexbot?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2018 12:35 AM (eMKNe)

I'd be fine with either.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:05 AM (Qy9+s)

498 I'm copying the contents of the old server to the new one, after making a
full backup to a third server, so in theory Dallas is going to get hit
by an asteroid in the next few hours.


Wish I could stay up for the big event, but if Pixy is handling it everything's gonna be just fine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 27, 2018 01:05 AM (IcT7t)

499 @ Pixy.


If you succeed in making the new software operate with the new platforms, but in the manner of the old software on the old platforms...

Then tell me which is your local liquor store, and I'll purchase you a bottle of goodness to pick up on call.

I utterly HATE the "threaded" crap of Discus and it's ilk.

Our comment threads are epic, cause they're a stream of time.

I can....one can but hope.

But I'll look forward to buying you that bottle, too.

Make it happen, mate. Do us proud.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

500 Wow... I've been stuck in the Walter E. Williams nebula for a couple-a hours.

Missed a lot of G'Nights.

...edification negligence.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:07 AM (Ckg4U)

501 My Italian paternal great-uncle was an engineer who worked on laying out an international capital city but I don't want to reveal the city or his name as it's the same as my surname that I'd prefer to keep hidden. And, no, it's not "Costanza".

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2018 01:07 AM (ewxPW)

502 Jim: per your last yesterday evening, i gather rust issues went beyond surface/minor pitting?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:08 AM (aB+qI)

503 My ancestors did nothing but learn English and build something out of nothing. I'm good with that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)

504 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at February 27, 2018 01:09 AM (Qy9+s)

505 Slap.

Purchase the W. Williams books.

You'll want them, in the long term.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


P.S. Ditto, for the entire Fredrick Douglass compendium.

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

506 Jim: per your last yesterday evening, i gather rust issues went beyond surface/minor pitting?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:08 AM (aB+qI)



It was all hit with belt sanders and wire wheels.

Even though I had submerged all into baths of Ed's Red, with strict instructions to not disturb the parts thereafter.

Finis, all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

507 Will do, good Sir. How have I not heard of this guy? He's slipped my circle, somehow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:12 AM (Ckg4U)

508 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:15 AM (ayUOl)

509 well, there isn't a force on heaven or earth who can slow, let alone still, stupid.

idiotas.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:15 AM (aB+qI)

510 It's time for DJ Surfperch's midnight crazy train (tm)

*train whistle noise*

Let's get this bad boy chuggin' with an old favorite of mine.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdeoYVLAROA

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:16 AM (Qy9+s)

511 A little boy with two penises just walked out of a locker room shaking his head "Those poor bastards."

Chuck Schumer looks like the cantankerous old woman bit that Earnest did. He cried on cue, for the camera, because he thought it would be "a moment".

The weakest point in a terrific movie The Manchurian Candidate, is the Soviet plan. The mole would melodramatically pick up their intended martyr, and give a speech "the Kremlin has been working, off and on, for twelve years". Of course it might have been known to the author that the moment of drama would steer a weak and supercilious country, but not a strong one. Not the Ron Swanson of nations.
Waiter: Sir, that dish is for twelve people.
Swanson: I know what I'm about, son.

The media may want their big moment. But in the meantime they will thrash about clueless, and piss people off constantly. And maybe that's what they want as well.

Cathy Newman of Channel 4 got her big moment. She didn't even know she had done poorly, even with the flak, until The Atlantic et al had described it as such. Clueless bitch. The meme "So you're saying we're lobsters!?" is first meme where the third panel is usually a silent reaction.
It is fifteen times as famous as she is. And one tenth as famous as he is. So there's that.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (rnAwa)

512 kbdabear's overnight underwear pictorial essay is A+++

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (QLvwG)

513 now i need a new dream.

at least the Armalite folks came up with a new barrel break in series for our AR-30-A1

30 rounds, not 200.

we need a Harris bipod and a scope, and it's off to the range!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (aB+qI)

514 About a million years ago, my aunt let the cat out of the bag, that grandpa had spent 2 years in the NoDak state prison for moonshining.....I asked my mom about it. "Yes it's true, but he took the fall for my mom, she would cook it up on the kitchen stove." According to my dad, "It went down like Kool Aid and after 3 drinks, you couldn't walk....but you could dance like hell.'
75% German, 25% mutt.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2018 01:18 AM (LOq4H)

515 well, there isn't a force on heaven or earth who can slow, let alone still, stupid.

idiotas.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:15 AM (aB+qI)



Next steps would've been pure kerosene rinse x3, then followed by electrolyte de-rusting process.

Might've resulted in damn near zero damage, overall.

But no.

The Dad was on board with trying it my way. His son though, thought he knew better.

But, didn't.

Finis, all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

516 Evening my hordling friends. I'm safe and sound in Calgary.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)

517 tell Junior i'll be spending his money elsewhere.

pendejo.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2018 01:21 AM (aB+qI)

518 The thing about the science class/parentage reveal...I'm calling bullshit.

That's also the plot of a 90s comedy film starring Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson called...I think...Made In America.

Whoopi Goldberg's daughter finds out her dead dad, Who died before she was born, wasn't her real dad after her high school science class does a blood test thingy and she realizes her result is off.

Whoopi Goldberg reveals she got impregnated by way of donor sperm after her husband died and it's revealed that Ted Danson, who plays a well known car salesman, was the donor.

I remember it being kinda funny and cute, but when I first saw that story I was like, "Oh, fuck that!" I might be the only person in existence aside from the writer that actually knows that movie.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:22 AM (ayUOl)

519 "Evening my hordling friends. I'm safe and sound in Calgary."
-Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)

Welcome back to the continent, Amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

520 Evening my hordling friends. I'm safe and sound in Calgary.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)

Welcome back!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 01:24 AM (QLvwG)

521 kbdabear's overnight underwear pictorial essay is A+++
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2018 01:17 AM (QLvwG)

Goddamn, where does he find those chix?

Hot diggity!

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:25 AM (ayUOl)

522 "Evening my hordling friends. I'm safe and sound in Calgary. '


Must not be in Rosscarrock?

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at February 27, 2018 01:26 AM (Fikbq)

523 safe and sound in Calgary.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:20 AM (0plml)

Are you su? Surrounded by Canuckians?

I pray for you regardless, good sir.

Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2018 01:26 AM (ayUOl)

524 *obnoxious train whistle*

How did you like that quote-on-quote "jam"?

Next up I'm puttin' on something so musical it might not even be music...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8

*train whistle*

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:27 AM (Qy9+s)

525 Northernlurker.

Welcome back to the mainland, sir.

I think you'll find many a warm welcome, here. And you might as well resign yourself to flying down to the next Cen Tex Mo Meet.

You've got some shootin' to do here, amigo.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

526 Okay... I'm watching Walter E. Williams videos until I fall asleep. You fine folks have yourselves a great evening.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)

527 Our internet went down 25 minutes ago. When will it come back on Pixy?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:39 AM (q9LWo)

528 Walter Williams is a good friend of Thomas Sowell.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:41 AM (q9LWo)

529 It's good to be back. It was a a great trip but it's good to be back. I came to an invitation from a young African friend, now living in Canada, to attend his wedding in Congo. All I have to do is fly into Kigali and make my way to his hometown of Bukava, Congo. Sounds simple enough.
But can't do that if I'm hanging out with Jim.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:42 AM (0plml)

530 *unstatic*

"Walter Williams is a good friend of Thomas Sowell."
-Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:41 AM (q9LWo)

That is eminently apparent.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)

531 *spits on hands*

*raises black flag*

Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2018 01:45 AM (kUotE)

532 Welcome home, NL.

Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2018 01:45 AM (kUotE)

533 Sounds just like I remember hearing it earlier today!

Next up is something a bit slower.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rR7E6NfY4

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:46 AM (Qy9+s)

534 *unstatic*

"Walter Williams is a good friend of Thomas Sowell."
-Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:41 AM (q9LWo)

That is eminently apparent.


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)




Read also, if you will the autobiography of Justice Clarence Thomas.

"My Grandfather's Son".

VERY well worth your time and expense.

Track down and buy the hardcover. Nothing less will suffice.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

535 Johnny, haven't seen you here in a while, how's it been?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:49 AM (Qy9+s)

536 "Read also, if you will the autobiography of Justice Clarence Thomas.
"My Grandfather's Son".
VERY well worth your time and expense.
Track down and buy the hardcover. Nothing less will suffice.
"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
-Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2018 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

Been there, done that, got the stuffed bear to prove it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)

537 Okay... I'm fading. I'ma go beck to W.W. and take in his dulcet tones as I fade into the pillow.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)

538 Hey Slapweasel and Johnny.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (0plml)

539 Did you watch Ginni Thomas interview her husband, Clarence on the Daily Caller? They are quite together in the fight.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (q9LWo)

540 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

(almost forgot that)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)

541 All right folks, the Crazy Train is pulling into commercial break station!

*train whistle and braking sounds*

Catch ya in a few!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 01:53 AM (Qy9+s)

542 I should go to sleep because it was an exhausting flight but my body is somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 01:54 AM (0plml)

543 Comments back up?

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2018 02:25 AM (cAnNx)

544 Okay, that was the first outage, which means everything is copied across to the new machine but we're still running on the old machine.

Now I need to sync everything again and switch over...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2018 02:27 AM (2yngH)

545 https://youtu.be/rblYSKz_VnI

Posted by: Morton at February 27, 2018 02:30 AM (Caau2)

546 Disappeared there for a bit sry. Could be a heckofa lot worse, Surf. Thanks for askin.

Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2018 02:30 AM (kUotE)

547 That clip of Lawrence O'Donnell on the relative speed of bullets from different guns: He really appears to be insane.

http://tinyurl.com/y8vvxbfn

Posted by: m at February 27, 2018 02:36 AM (VKsXm)

548 Comments are back up!

*obnoxious train whistle*

I'm DJ Surfperch and this, for those of you just joining us, is DJ Surfperch's Crazy Train (tm)!

Let's get this baby rolling again with the smoothest jazz you've ever heard!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vrETGwk2AWg

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 02:39 AM (Qy9+s)

549 Now I need to sync everything again and switch over...
Posted by: Pixy Misa
---
https://youtu.be/rFxXoHkIwMk

Posted by: Morton at February 27, 2018 02:46 AM (kZLxb)

550 Thanks for all you do, Pixy.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2018 02:47 AM (VKsXm)

551 *train whistle*

With the Crazy Train reaching full speed, here's some of the craziest music you're likely to hear tonight!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPYY4oNq9A

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 02:47 AM (Qy9+s)

552 Well, that's all for tonight folks. Until we ride again, this is DJ Surfperch on DJ Surfperch's Crazy Train (tm) signing out!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 02:55 AM (Qy9+s)

553 hmm

Posted by: m at February 27, 2018 02:59 AM (VKsXm)

554 I've decided that the first Member of Parliament who calls Trudeau Prime Minister Bollywood will become a personal hero.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 03:15 AM (0plml)

555 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 27, 2018 04:04 AM (1Ctcr)

556 Naaah.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 27, 2018 04:07 AM (e11dj)

557 Difficult bunker shot that,even by the light of the moon!!!
BLOODY MISSED@#$!

Posted by: saf at February 27, 2018 04:14 AM (5IHGB)

558 Anyone know where I can find the requirements to become a "Oligarch" I'm looking into a career change. I am willing to relocate to St. Petersburg or Moscow.

Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 04:22 AM (Fikbq)

559 New Yorker in jail in Japan after the decapitated head of missing Japanese woman is found in rental flat.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/yorker-arrested-japan-over-severed-233708613.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 27, 2018 04:24 AM (1Ctcr)

560 Anyone know where I can find the requirements to become a "Oligarch" I'm looking into a career change. I am willing to relocate to St. Petersburg or Moscow.

Posted by: Exile


If ya do, I'm sure the Oligarch community will give you a housewarming.....

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:34 AM (lvrMR)

561 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2018 04:34 AM (aC6Sd)

562 New Yorker in jail in Japan after the decapitated head of missing Japanese woman is found in rental flat.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/yorker-arrested-japan-over-severed-233708613.html


Posted by: Anna Puma


Oh. I thought the head was in his suitcase.

That's different.

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:36 AM (lvrMR)

563 Mornin' Skip !

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:37 AM (lvrMR)

564 Yakov's List has no openings for oligarchs in Moscow and only a part time listing for a oligarch in St. Petersburg.

Don't know if I can make with only part time pay.

Posted by: Exile at February 27, 2018 04:44 AM (Fikbq)

565 Goddamn, where does [kbdabear] find those chix?

in the queue lined up outside his front door at 11 PM

or so i assume

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 04:45 AM (I8gtY)

566 in the queue lined up outside his front door at 11 PM

Yeah, they're lined up to buy clothing.

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:48 AM (lvrMR)

567 After my long day yesterday might start a hour later.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2018 04:48 AM (aC6Sd)

568 You gonna set your clocks back today ?

Be a trend setter !

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:50 AM (lvrMR)

569 Looks like Pixy kidnapped all the commenters and took 'em to Australia.

Won't THEY be surprised when they flush and the water goes down counterclockwise !

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 04:53 AM (lvrMR)

570 Looks like Mooch's co-author book deal with her husband is coming out, Becoming. There are those who are having a idea of Barak 2.0 thrust upon us.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2018 04:56 AM (aC6Sd)

571 Test.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 27, 2018 05:30 AM (2835Q)

572 That clip of Lawrence O'Donnell on the relative speed of bullets from different guns: He really appears to be insane.

http://tinyurl.com/y8vvxbfn
Posted by: m at February

I thought he was going to go version 2 and start screaming about weapon speed factors and armor class types.

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at February 27, 2018 05:40 AM (yM/Yl)

573 Test.
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 27, 2018 05:30 AM (2835Q)

HIV Positive.

Posted by: Test Results at February 27, 2018 05:49 AM (96C7R)

574 oops left old sock on

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2018 05:50 AM (yM/Yl)

575 Posted but JT

* * * *

Not to mention screws turn lefty tightly, righty loosie - crazy down under.

Posted by: MSTisdale at February 27, 2018 05:52 AM (BPtPW)

576 Speaking of Australia.....

Why did they call it New Zealand ?

Was there an Old Zealand ?

If so.... what happened to it ? Where did it go ?

Is it next to Atlantis now ?

Zealand = Happy Dirt.

They shoulda called it Landy Mclandland.

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 06:05 AM (lvrMR)

577 Zealand is the large island in Denmark where Copenhagen is seated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2018 06:44 AM (V2Yro)

578 Huh

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 06:51 AM (lvrMR)

579 Looks like Pixy kidnapped JJ and took him to Australia too.

Or New Zealand.

Or that island in Denmarkia too.

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2018 07:11 AM (lvrMR)

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