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The Children's Crusade: CNN Continues Round-the-Clock Reportage About Teenagers Demanding Action on Gun Control
See Sexton's post: He makes an interesting catch. CNN runs gun control talking points as "news," then these same talking points make it into the mouths of the Child Crusaders, and then CNN now runs the Children Crusaders repeating CNN's talking points as new news, this time out of the mouths of babes. And this is just too rich: A CNN "reporter" actually bothered to go through the dumpster outside the offices of some of the indicted Russian Twitter Trollz, looking for the evidence that will finally crack this case wide open.
Have you seen all the high school kids on cable TV recently, especially on CNN? Students of the Florida school where a mass shooting took place last week have become the new face of the gun control movement and news networks and activists are eating it up. The push has been explicitly partisan. Student Cameron Kasky told anchor Anderson Cooper Friday, "Everything '’ve heard where we can’t do anything and this is just out of our hands--it's inevitable, I think that’s a facade that the GOP is putting up." He continued, "I think that that’s what they want us to think. I think that after every shooting the NRA sends them a memo saying send your thoughts and prayers. Say let’s not talk about this now. Say this happens." CNN’s favorite face may be Emma Gonzalez. She’s been highlighted on the CNN homepage several days in a row. This weekend she gave a lengthy gun control speech at a vigil and CNN published video of the entire speech on YouTube and offered readers a full transcript on their website. Here’s a sample:
Every single person up here today, all these people should be home grieving. But instead we are up here standing together because if all our government and President can do is send thoughts and prayers, then it's time for victims to be the change that we need to see.
"This is the office in which that atmosphere of chaos was stoked from the Russian side," Chance told guest host Jim Sciutto. "That's why 13 Russian individuals, including the financial benefactor, the person who bankrolls that organization, have now been indicted in the Unite States." "You looked through the trash there?" Sciutto shot back. "What did you find?" "Yes, we did," Chance answered with his tail between his legs. "We came here expecting this office to be empty, but, in fact, all day here, we've been here throughout the course of the day, people have been going in and out."Video of that very silly exchange at the link. And say -- isn't it time we gave tweens the right to vote?
Teens between 14 and 18 have far better BS detectors, on average, than “adults” 18 and older. Wouldn’t it be great if the voting age were lowered to 16? Just a pipe dream, I know, but . . . #Children’sCrusade?
— Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) February 19, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 02:26 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at February 20, 2018 02:27 PM (Qe9SR)
Hell.
No.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2018 02:27 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Derptastic at February 20, 2018 02:28 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)
Cats have better ability to reason.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2018 02:28 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: jihadi at February 20, 2018 02:28 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: jihadi at February 20, 2018 02:28 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 02:29 PM (juCZM)
We have the terms "adult" and "child" with definitions for a reason.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 20, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)
So yeah, lets let people who are not even able to make a living decide how much of my cash the need to take for their "free college education" And if I don't like it they will send someone with gun to my house to take my guns and house away, cause no sixteen year old ever had a bad frickin idea.
F-ers don't even think the sound like the jack boot commie thugs that they are
Funny how they can't smell your commie BS though, ehh Lawrence? As long as they agree with you.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (O5Q3r)
#StartFromZero
Posted by: West at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (teR0T)
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (7OPsh)
Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (jRA31)
Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Tide Pods at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ever at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2018 02:28 PM (VM6ev)
Unless the food bowl is empty and the box needs a bit of maintenance.
As for the Cameron and Emma being Cindy Sheenan-ized. Good luck to them when they are no longer useful.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Hitler, burning in Hell at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Twitter at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (7n4KQ)
Powered by Tide Pods.
Yeah, Fuck you.
Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (8b+oT)
Don't forget the mouthful of cinnamon challenge.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (ymnmz)
I'll take "totally unsubstantiated bullshit assertions" for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (teR0T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (mOhPo)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miklos like his oevre over easy at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: BigZesty at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (hJn/J)
Posted by: Ever at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (OLS0m)
You bet. We should fry them, and give a skip to convicted murderers over 18.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (teR0T)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (8iiMU)
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If they're so fucking wise, why send them to school at all? That right there would eliminate school shootings.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (vg8iE)
Apparently it was a wise "miscommunication", so yeah, I'm cool with letting kids vote.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (mPLS9)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (0OmEj)
My Father and I argued about voting for Ford or Carter. I told him he was wrong again and again, but he voted for Carter anyway.
He thought "Carter would be good for the economy!"
Posted by: rd at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (0jCTy)
Didn't someone in that age group just murder 17 people?
And- "that's not old enough to own a gun" doesn't really square with "but they're super smart voters!!"
Was Tribe at the bottom of his bag of dicks and therefore on low protein based brain power when he wrote that?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: BigZesty at February 20, 2018 02:32 PM (hJn/J)
Leaving that empty PopTart box in the breakroom will get you a trip to HR.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (7n4KQ)
Only leftists and bachelors would say something this incredibly stupid.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boots at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (EBwPV)
Replace old, outdated National Anthem with the Theme from Halo.
Repeal 2nd Amendment, replace with right to bear fdget spinners.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (mOhPo)
And does that wisdom include all the kids *committing* the school shootings?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (gbWkA)
2 Voting age of 16? Why not let cats vote?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)
Cats have better ability to reason.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2018 02:28 PM (VM6ev)
Don't know about you, but if my cat had the right to vote, I would have my dog. And I love my dog.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Miklos like his oevre sunny side up at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (0jCTy)
Posted by: Jmel at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (tDgZN)
Yeah, Fuck you.
Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2018 02:30 PM (8b+oT)
Don't forget the mouthful of cinnamon challenge.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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At least cinnamon is edible. And adults were trying that idiocy. Tide Pods? That's a bridge too far for the dumbest adult. Takes that special kinda stupid ONLY teens have.
Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (8b+oT)
That may be, but I'm (ahem) a bit over 18, and your statement caused my BS detector to burst into flames, so it still works given a sufficiently strong signal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (teR0T)
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Oh, lord. Sadly, you are probably correct.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lawrence Trybe at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (COo9C)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (7OPsh)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (+1EJs)
NTITAI, a poo-flinging monkey would do a better job than Lawrence Tribe.
Posted by: cornbred at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (XI/pf)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ace at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (8rNrN)
Ugh. Where have I heard this twaddle before...
Posted by: antisocial justice botnik (unindicted) at February 20, 2018 02:35 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (QQ+il)
PS, that guy wasn't even on the plane.
I guess it was THE LONG CON
Posted by: ace at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (5IbVn)
Define and defend your conclusion, perfesser. Show your work.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (ymnmz)
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And the Chubby Bunny Challenge, where you see how many marshmallows you can stuff in your mouth - before you die of course. Funny how those super smart youngsters did not think that challenge all the way through before doing it.
Posted by: Boots at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (EBwPV)
Do these fucking people hear themselves?
FFS...
Posted by: Dimebag forever at February 20, 2018 02:36 PM (pBbc6)
I now realized he was just testing our BS detectors, kinda like testing the emergency alert system on TV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (teR0T)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (vkS2Z)
That nice articulate gun grabbing High Schooller?
His daddy is retired FBI.
Posted by: rd at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (4dz1m)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: 3rd-world commie shitholes at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Archer at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (7n4KQ)
You can certainly be sympathetic to what they went through. But if they are going to push a bunch of fallacies, name calling, hyperbole and demonstrably false, despotic thinking under the guise of "we're not going to take it anymore!!", they are going to get dick punched by millions of gun owners and people who actually can recite the Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (VpIIl)
One painful glance at youth-subsidized "pop culture" in America militates strongly against this statement.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)
So they can protect themselves
Posted by: Hey! at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (vXE2n)
Posted by: Laurence Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (zCyNd)
Come back when you grow up and after you have read the Constitution and all the documents it was based on.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (qf8IB)
I've said it before, some of the dumbest people I know graduated from Harvard.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (COo9C)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (QQ+il)
You can't get pregnant if I hold my breath when I orgasm
Posted by: A Teenage Boy and His BS Detector at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (8rNrN)
Replace old, outdated National Anthem with the Theme from Halo.
Repeal 2nd Amendment, replace with right to bear fdget spinners.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (mOhPo)
Hey, the Halo theme song is legit. One of the best video game themes ever.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (fYChk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (5IbVn)
BTW, my kik is BigDaddyLarry if you wanna, you know, talk public policy and stuff.
Posted by: Lawrence Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (mOhPo)
Posted by: Laurence Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (Jui/Z)
the left has done the polling. They know their plan re the schools has worked and that while in school and still subsized by their parents most kids are far more politically liberal than they will be 4 years after they graduate from college. they also know it doesn't stick. That real life tends to reduce their advantage. Thus the push toward giving 16 year old the vote.
WOULD NOT HAPPEN if they felt kids would vote conservatively.
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (Eevkz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (teR0T)
If kids 14-18 are so wise, Mr. Tribe, why shouldn't we give them guns?
And does that wisdom include all the kids *committing* the school shootings?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (oVJmc)
Smart and wise enough to vote to take away someone else weapon, but smart enough or wise enough to safely own and operate one. So yeah. Bunch of Fricking baby tools.
Who's with me!?What do we want?WE WANT WHAT WE WANTWhen do we want it?WE WANT IT NOW!RUSH TO JUDGEMENT.
DON'T THINK, REACT TO OUR POTEMKIN SHOW.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Lawrence Trybe at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (QQ+il)
Actually a door that opens the other direction will probably work.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Lester at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (LfJIn)
Teen pregnancies called. They would like to have a word with you.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (VpIIl)
And even though I would have voted for Reagan 'cause I was a Reagan Kid, I was still wrong.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: Boots at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (mOhPo)
Posted by: Miklos like his oevre sunny side up at February 20, 2018 02:34 PM (zCyNd)
He wanted to get in touch with their finely tuned BS detectors. Among other things.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (RD7QR)
Motion passes! Bros and hos adjourned!
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (fYChk)
Posted by: Laurence Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (COo9C)
Students are trained to blindly parrot the teacher's own views back to them, so to leftists they appear to be ideal voters.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (gDSJf)
addresses will leak out and some lefty rag will publish them.
May they live in interesting times. Heh.
Posted by: 3rd-world commie shitholes at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (vtcmf)
Rules Of Engagement and so forth...
the jagoffs
Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (oVJmc)
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None of the others would sully themselves by fucking him.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (vg8iE)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: 3rd-world commie shitholes at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (vtcmf)
Now we've got the big brains on the job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (teR0T)
She is no Ashley Graham.
The DOW is down 160 points.
Just noise, IMO.
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: West at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (YOge1)
Posted by: The Who at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (Jui/Z)
Teenagers are still easily manipulated by teachers, a majority of whom lean heavily to the left.
Students are trained to blindly parrot the teacher's own views back to them, so to leftists they appear to be ideal voters.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (gDSJf)
Don't you think that is the point?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: wooga at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (U2yGD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: A Teenage Boy and His BS Detector at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: A Similar Teenage Boy's BS Detector at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (mOhPo)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (rv0Fo)
People with the least experience in the world, undeveloped brains, and raging hormones should totes be running everything.
They could then be called "experts" or "journalists."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Lawrence Trybe at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (7OPsh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (teR0T)
I always insist on a "Safe Word".
Posted by: Laurence Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (zCyNd)
Jennifer Lawrence is taking a break from acting to "Fix our democracy"
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: 3rd-world commie shitholes at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (vtcmf)
No one will notice when she's gone. Some other marginally talented, mediocre looking, round heel will take her place in 3 months.
Hope you saved your easy moolah.
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
addresses will leak out and some lefty rag will publish them.
Not too worry, these snowflakes dont attack people they believe may be armed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM (fYChk)
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Well and CHUCK SCHUMER.
He was rummaging through the desk drawers of his staff late one night looking for food. He saw a squishy looking blob and thought it might be gum so he popped it into his mouth and voila! Tide pod.
He then went to the floor and recounted this story and argued tide pods should be banned. Thus proving he is both stupid and a thief.
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM (dP1j9)
I defy you to spot the difference.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
addresses will leak out and some lefty rag will publish them."
Darwin called. He wants you to think really hard about those visits.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM (VpIIl)
Russia! Russia! Russia! flopped.
#MeToo only caught Democrats and allied forces.
Koi Pond was just silly.
I Dreamer of DACA hasn't gone anywhere.
The Schumer Shutdown was a self-inflicted injury.
Crumbs, Crumbs! turned to ashes in their mouth.
So back to Gun Control which hasn't really worked before, but now they have kids so its totally different.
It's hard to recall all of them, to be honest.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM (hLRSq)
She has film commitments this year and her publicist has confirmed she will honor them.
JLaw was just virtue-signalling and got carried away.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 02:43 PM (juCZM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 02:43 PM (5IbVn)
wanna know what works?
a kid up yonder posted something bad on social media regarding florida, he was reported and was arrested/suspended this past weekend.
swift action, consequences.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 20, 2018 02:43 PM (SJBL7)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: 3rd-world commie shitholes at February 20, 2018 02:37 PM (vtcmf)
Now we've got the big brains on the job.
Did she give an ETA on how long this would take? I'm thinking at least a month.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 02:43 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 02:43 PM (wdmm9)
Hope you saved your easy moolah.
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
Harvey Weinstein is probably "interviewing" candidates right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:43 PM (teR0T)
also, isn't it ageist to define children as merely being between 12-18 or whatever? Whatabout 42 year old dreamers?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (V3U1L)
forbes.
wtheck are all these 19 year olds doing in highschool?
do they start school later in FLA ? is this a thing?
Posted by: willow at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: wooga at February 20, 2018 02:40 PM (U2yGD)
Roughly until the ropes are properly fastened. Uh, what was the question?
Posted by: Laurence "Want to see my puppy?" Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (RD7QR)
that's when I will laugh.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (COo9C)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (rDLZI)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (dYdbl)
That's adorable.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM
Does it start with more facial pics?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: the Koi at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Justasheep at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (zQP1P)
Science also tells us that teens 14-18 won't have fully developed judgment centers until their fucking 20s--you moron!
That's why teens do such stupid shit--like shoot up schools.
Posted by: Axebot at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (DeP4t)
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Wow. I'm imagining all the things I could fix if only I could take a year off.
Do these fuckers even listen to themselves?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (teR0T)
Posted by: JAS at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (7JbXq)
yes she is going to Talahasse and fuck all those teens. Boys and the girls
Video at 6
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (5y11N)
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Yep, I've mentioned before the day after Trump won, I was still in school and as I'm walking down the hall a young black guy comes out of a room half crying and whines to no one in particular "the world's laughing at us".
The room he came out of was a teacher that I had several classes with and was himself an emotive mental midget. I know, because I experienced this, that that asshole probably spent half the class being an emotive mental midget about the election and that's probably why the guy came out of the room like that.
I still couldn't help but laugh at him though.
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (SkuXa)
This is what informs the left's lunatic base.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (V3U1L)
That's adorable.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2018 02:42 PM (fYChk)
Up until the 1st Hunger Games she was a conservative wanting to hunt and live in the woods. I think she wanted kids and family but chose career. It's not too late for her to take her wealth and get married and have kids.
Sadly she will double down on stupid because mind virus.
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (g4lFK)
Wasn't the children's crusade a disaster? With pretty much all of the
kids dying somewhere along the way under the leadership of the adults?
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 20, 2018 02:41 PM
The one in 1200 or so was. Walking to the middle east to take Jerusalem. Starving, dying of disease only for the remainder to get there and be sold into slavery by and to the Muslims. Not a great idea.
Posted by: Lester at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: teenaged garrett at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (COo9C)
gop?
surprised Republican isn't used here.
Posted by: willow at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Justasheep at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (zQP1P)
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:38 PM (Eevkz)
I am reminded of the joke about leftists in the 1980s complaining that the youth vote went overwhelmingly for Reagan and other conservatives.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (ujg0T)
I defy you to spot the difference.
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The 14 year olds will have better developed musculature and a keener grasp of hygiene.
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (NKss9)
And not to be a nit, but how does a lawyer lie while representing a client? I mean, that's their job. What is the point of anything?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (V3U1L)
An overwhelming percentage of our smarter, better, more ethical, and certainly more moral Perveywood elites are. But they do look good and put out for pervey Perveywood power brokers so it is all good.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (mpXpK)
He sent this to one of the survivors of Parkland.
Carrey is truly a addled brain scum bag.
Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence-Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (vtcmf)
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GOP should sue CNN as an in-kind DNC contribution. They don't news at all.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (lx+Di)
With KILL THE NRA trending I am worried that a list of members names and
addresses will leak out and some lefty rag will publish them.
May they live in interesting times. Heh.
Posted by: 3rd-world commie shitholes at February 20, 2018 02:39 PM (vtcmf)
Were any of the recent shooters NRA members?
Cause ...you know .....its language like that the stiffens the resolve of NRA members and non members alike.
It's like they are willing to kill 25 million people in order to bring "peace" to the country, completely unaware that this is what totalitarianism looks like.
There is no way to even find a smidgen common ground with these people
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Laurence Tribe at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (Jui/Z)
First they came for the black folks and that didn't work.
Then they 'empowered' women and that also blew up in their faces.
Then is was DREAMers and "Shadow citizens"
Now it's the "Children's Crusade"?
Brought to us by crusty old guilty white professors with nothing better to do than invent problems when they aren't attempting to fly around the world in a fuckin BALLOON.
fuck these people
Posted by: Dimebag forever at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (pBbc6)
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
Further objection on the grounds that the statement is idiotic on its face.
In this situation *in particular* his statement is trivially easy to refute.
From the last thread:
Take a look at this one minute video clip (before YouTube yanks it) in which a Florida teenage crisis actor keeps flubbing his memorized lines and has to be coached by his off-camera interviewer/handler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvz3NsbptNc
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (WXasw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: willow at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (Z8j2x)
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Meh. More likely headed to rehab.
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (dP1j9)
A great reason to NEVER VOTE FOR A DIM
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (jsWA8)
I have to be honest...I don't think you're wrong.
It would end the Cuz He's Dreamy idiot candudate.
Justin Trubeiber, looking at you.
Posted by: Gem at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (iUJ9v)
She starred in The Hungary Games.
Something to do with goulash, I guess.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 02:49 PM (juCZM)
Carrey is truly a addled brain scum bag.
Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM
And a great boyfriend to boot!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 02:49 PM (+1EJs)
These kids are so smart. No need to provide them with free college or student loans. I believe that children are our future.
Posted by: Whitney Houston at February 20, 2018 02:49 PM (2FqvZ)
If you are not proposing that , then you are just posing.
And they are posing because they could never repeal the 2nd.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 02:49 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 20, 2018 02:49 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2018 02:49 PM (9B/d8)
have no idea whay i notice, but i thought it was pretty much a deal to be done around 18 and not have Guardians after 18
Posted by: willow at February 20, 2018 02:49 PM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Cheri at February 20, 2018 02:46 PM (oiNtH)
Isn't Jim Carrey suffering from several permanent forms of VD? I think he got sued for infecting some woman with a strain of herpes usually found in sharks and Martian AIDS.
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (lx+Di)
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But first, she will blow me!
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (U+nHb)
I went to a party and drank so much Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine that I puked.
That is why you don't let 16 year olds vote.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (ZM2xo)
I suspect more than a few kids at that school have different opinions about guns. You won't hear much from the JROTC kids.
Posted by: MW at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (wNx6K)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2018 02:51 PM (fYChk)
Posted by: MW at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (wNx6K)
You mean the ones who actually took action during the shooting?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Larry Wackjob Tripe at February 20, 2018 02:51 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:47 PM (ymnmz)
And that is why we have to have that National divorce now
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)
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The only time in my life I prayed for death.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (vg8iE)
It seems more clear everyday that liberalism is indeed a mental disorder.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"
Apolitical my ass. MTV tried that BS in the 90's with "Rock The Vote." So obviously a lib front group.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (OD2ni)
addresses will leak out and some lefty rag will publish them.
May they live in interesting times. Heh.
Let it leak. Because I shoot back. And I don't doubt for a second the Antifa goons know this and will give NRA members a VERY wide berth.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (eytER)
I started young, and was a 16 year old senior. I didn't skip 3 years. This Emma girl is retarded.
Posted by: wooga at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (U2yGD)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (0OmEj)
I'll take that bet. Propaganda outlets survive until the regime that props them up is destroyed (Germany) or implodes (USSR).
You know what would get CNN off the air? Either RICO-ing their asses as in-kind contributions to the Democrat party or by yanking all press passes and having the Secret Service bum-rush any reporter found on White House grounds. But apparently this administration believes it ought to treat CNN as a legitimate news organization instead of the domestic enemy it clearly is.
As much as I want Trump to hand these smug little nickelfuckers their asses at this bullshit "listening session" he's going to have, part of me wants him blindsided by shrieking, tweens throwing verbal feces at him just to wake him the fuck up about the malevolent, treasonous assholes hiding behind the skirts of the First Amendment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2018 02:51 PM (fYChk)
Fine. Will be ready in 5 hours. Then you people clean the bogracs.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (Jui/Z)
Jennifer Lawrence and Hilary Swank have 3 between them.
It all makes sense
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM (VWsDy)
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Meh. More likely headed to rehab.
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (dP1j9)
That, and/or the phone has stopped ringing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (teR0T)
Time to go on the Offensive.
Eliminate Gun Free Zones. 95% of mass shootings happen in Gun Free Zones.
Demand that schools have real security. Allow teachers, administrators, janitors be allowed to CCW in the schools. I am willing to have some reasonable rules covering training, approval by the elected school board, and most of all, confidentiality.
Let the bad guys know that there are armed school personnel, but not how many. Let them guess if it is one, a dozen, or fifty people willing to defend their students with more than good intentions.
It works in Texas, Ohio, and Utah. It works in Israel.
It works in those private DC Schools where the politicians and diplomats send their kids.
Posted by: rd at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (lx+Di)
She turned out to be a nutter, IIRC.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
She is not my type. Puffy is not the look I go for.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (ujg0T)
I guess "one good armed man with a gun could have prevented this" doesn't translate into their language?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
Ironic thing is there was supposedly an armed guard/resource officer at the school when this tragedy occurred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)
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FIFY
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (xJa6I)
Looked pretty good in American Hustle.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (dYdbl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (Bdeb0)
I like her tits though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"
I'll admit I enjoyed her behind in the numerous scenes of her practicing for the dance competition in Silver Linings Playbook.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)
...........
Only cats over the age of three.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (HgMAr)
Is that David Hogg?
He was on the news as a student after a shooting in California in August '17, and now in Florida.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (Vgz5H)
This would be the same fucking kids that bullied the killer, and knew he was nuts?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 20, 2018 02:48 PM (jsWA
We said eat our shit sandwich, and if it all goes sideways take another bite.
Bonk Bonk on the head.
We so smart.
Posted by: Red Guard at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (oGRue)
Jennifer Lawrence and Hilary Swank have 3 between them.
It all makes sense
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2018 02:52 PM
Well Yasir Arafat and Barky have Nobel peace prizes. So, yea.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (+1EJs)
I like her tits though.
and thanks to her iphone cloud storage, with a quick online search you can see pictures of both
Posted by: brak at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: Cheri
Well to be fair, his genetic makeup is mostly STD's at this point.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (DeP4t)
Posted by: Laurence Trybe at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (g4lFK)
[Journalist talking point #1,271- kids are our future, let them lead the way (on gun control)]
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Emma at Supercuts at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (HgMAr)
19-year old senior Emma Gonzalez, whose opening words planted a stake in
the ground:
forbes.
wtheck are all these 19 year olds doing in highschool?
do they start school later in FLA ? is this a thing?
Posted by: willow at February 20, 2018 02:44 PM (Z8j2x)
They are on the 6 year plan for the most part.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (qf8IB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (xJa6I)
Looked pretty good in American Hustle.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM
And with a massive load on her face.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Laurence Trybe at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (g4lFK)
They already tried this with D.A.R.E.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
I guess "one good armed man with a gun could have prevented this" doesn't translate into their language?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2018 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
Ironic thing is there was supposedly an armed guard/resource officer at the school when this tragedy occurred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)
Yeah, what happened to him? I guess we'll never know since it doesn't follow the narrative but it would be nice to know.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (RD7QR)
[what was it he, or the Dersh, said about one of the liberal supreme court justices?]
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (V3U1L)
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To some extent, CNN is a government run operation at least cooperating. Many Wall Street banks are at government cooperating as well. They get money to do stuff the government wants them to do. They take that money and do that stuff. Its not always that direct, but its there. Its like highway grants and the state speed limits. Its national security so you don't have any right to know about it.
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (C6xeQ)
and thanks to her iphone cloud storage, with a quick online search you can see pictures of both
Posted by: brak at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (WjCgM)
*golfclap*
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (KUaJL)
Hey! Because I know that, does that make him right?
Oh, look! A Tide pod!!!
Posted by: 14 to 18 year old Kid at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Laurence Trybe at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (g4lFK)
And we can give them books, say 'Little Red Books' if you will. It will be crackerjack!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: rd at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (4dz1m)
A good start, but go further. Insist that this is the new standard of care. Open all states and school districts who ban guns to lawsuits when massacres happen.
Either gun zones will be abolished, or public schools will. I call that a win.
Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (jRA31)
And this will fail too. Turn more people off than on for sure. But they can't help themselves.
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (rv0Fo)
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CNN bought Vox?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
Didn't DARE actually increase teen drug use?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (KUaJL)
Yet, they demand we bow down and pray sending pleas and supplications to their "god" - the government. Something must be done.
Yet it was their "god" that failed us all -again.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:33 PM (g4lFK)
This was my take of Tribe too. He's making an argument that kids should be able to sleep with 55 year old men if they want to.
Posted by: FDR's TV at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (nS9If)
Posted by: ShainS at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (H+2W3)
That is why you don't let 16 year olds vote.
LOl, yep. My first Technicolor Yawn was Bombay Gin.
We were so stupid we drank it straight. Couldn't touch gin again till I was past 30, but eventually I found out I liked martinis.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (juCZM)
Those of us in Wisconsin need to keep these two loonies off the Supreme Court. As far as I could tell their whole platform is hatred of Gov. Walker and President Trump.
This was the only thing on the ballot at my polling place.
Turnout as of 10:00 was low.
If you haven't yet, get out and vote, Badgers !
"305 Cheeseheads, you might want to get out there and vote in today's primary for WI Supreme Court Justice. Screnock, of Sauk County, promises that he will try to be "non-partisan." Not that I think his promises are worth a bucket of spit, necessarily, but the other 2 in the race, Dallet of Milwaukee and Burns of Madison, aren't even pretending that they will be anything by leftist activist judges. Burns is especially vile - he has called Trump a "dog" and promised to do everything he can to fight conservatives.
If Screnock faces a more conservative judge in the general, I'll vote for the conservative. But I don't want the 2 Commies anywhere near the state Supreme Court. Get out there and vote because the moonbats in Madison sure will.
I'm hoping the two leftists will split the vote and Screnock will win, but let's not take a chance, OK?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 09:19 AM (ZM2xo)"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (H0hPC)
I like her tits though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (xJa6I)
Looked pretty good in American Hustle.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (dYdbl)
A 4 who thinks she's an 8 with all the the free makeup artists and 10K dresses a party girl can borrow as long as she plays the party line.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (ymnmz)
Yeah, what happened to him? I guess we'll never know since it doesn't follow the narrative but it would be nice to know.
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Apparently he was in line waiting to be interviewed by the FBI agent's son . . .
Posted by: simplemind at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)
Yeah, what happened to him? I guess we'll never know since it doesn't follow the narrative but it would be nice to know.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (RD7QR)
Maybe he followed his training and waited until it was no longer a threat to his safety to proceed.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ever at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (OLS0m)
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LOL beat me to it. I wonder what would happen if you pointed out to a liberal that they change their stance to the opposing one if it serves their purposes. "Well of course we're trying to trick you, so we lie to you, but this is ok because once we're in power we'll all be better off, including you, or maybe you'll receive the punishment you deserve for the collective guilt you share. In any case it's all for the best". They can rationalize anything, but I don't think they're stupid or delusional.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
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Yeah and as soon as they did, they'd all be called predatory rapists.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (vg8iE)
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bounce among districts and/or alternative schooling and are put on a credit recovery program (online, where teachers give then the answers to get the the hell out of dodge with a "diploma")
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (y7DUB)
Ouch. But yeah, the truth hurts. Unfortunately.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 20, 2018 02:58 PM (eytER)
They already tried this with D.A.R.E.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
Didn't DARE actually increase teen drug use?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (KUaJL)
By parents yes. When they passed around baggies of drugs that were once in evidence -- we all lit up and had a great time. There wasn't a potato chip to be found in the cafeteria after that night.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:58 PM (jxbfJ)
209 I suspect more than a few kids at that school have different opinions about guns. You won't hear much from the JROTC kids.
Posted by: MW at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (wNx6K)
You mean the ones who actually took action during the shooting?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)
Didn't these anti-gun shills bravely pull out their IPhones to record their over dramatic last thoughts?
I mean, that is almost as constructive as fighting back, or dragging your fellow students to safety? Isn't it?
Posted by: rd at February 20, 2018 02:58 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
She is not my type. Puffy is not the look I go for.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (5IbVn)
Puffy? That was baby fat. She is 27 now. She is in her late stages of prime for motherhood.
JLaw call me. I haz good genes but a ex who makes your crazy seem like sexy foreplay.
Posted by: Laurence Trybe at February 20, 2018 02:58 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Ever at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (OLS0m)
I hope someone with a twit account asks him.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2018 02:59 PM (hZ+us)
wtheck are all these 19 year olds doing in highschool?
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bounce among districts and/or alternative schooling and are put on a
credit recovery program (online, where teachers give then the answers
to get the the hell out of dodge with a "diploma")
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (suO/a)
IIANM, he wasn't a current student. He had been expelled the year before. But in many states (NY being one), high school is made available to youth up to the age of 21.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Crotchety Old Guy at February 20, 2018 02:59 PM (ymnmz)
Ironic thing is there was supposedly an armed guard/resource officer at the school when this tragedy occurred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM
Sitting, reading the newspaper while he buzzed kids in, no doubt.
I know of school security types. Usually of the morbidly obese variety.
No danger to children. Or anyone, actually.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 02:59 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 03:00 PM (rv0Fo)
Am I overthinking this? I cannot think of many/any stars these days who are 'indispensable'- if there ever was such an animal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)
If Screnock faces a more conservative judge in the general, I'll vote for the conservative. But I don't want the 2 Commies anywhere near the state Supreme Court. Get out there and vote because the moonbats in Madison sure will.
I'm hoping the two leftists will split the vote and Screnock will win, but let's not take a chance, OK?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 09:19 AM (ZM2xo)"
Does WI have one of those crappy "Top Two" open primaries as well? I have warned people up and down about the chicanery of those.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 20, 2018 03:00 PM (ujg0T)
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wtheck are all these 19 year olds doing in highschool?
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bounce among districts and/or alternative schooling and are put on a
credit recovery program (online, where teachers give then the answers
to get the the hell out of dodge with a "diploma")
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (suO/a)
IIANM,
he wasn't a current student. He had been expelled the year before. But
in many states (NY being one), high school is made available to youth up
to the age of 21.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Three hots and cot.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2018 03:00 PM (ymnmz)
...........
Couldn't get enough P.E. credits.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:00 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 20, 2018 03:01 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
Didn't DARE actually increase teen drug use?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (KUaJL)
Don't know about that either way, but part of the program was teaching kids to inform on their families and friends.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 03:01 PM (NWiLs)
I still would hit Ashley Judd. But now, with a 2 by 4.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
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Yeah and as soon as they did, they'd all be called predatory rapists.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (vg8iE)
Pre Hunger Games uo until Silver Linings is the best JLaw. Unofrtunealy, the mind virus may have caused too much irreversible damage the last 5 plus years.
Posted by: Laurence Trybe at February 20, 2018 03:01 PM (g4lFK)
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Who is also from Kentucky.
Must be something in the water.
It turns the men into turtles and the women into puffy liberal monsters.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 03:01 PM (vg8iE)
It's the same thinking that has kept me from buying an espresso machine or a table saw. It's just overkill for my household and hard to justify the expense.
But I'll be damned if watching the news media, our elected officials and now the next generation of teen gun-grabbers hasn't made a solid argument for the real need to be suitably equipped and trained against those who would impose their emotional beliefs as paramount over our civil liberties.
If the next generation so easily seeks to enforce speech codes, its entirely reasonable to assume they have an earnest desire to decimate or gun rights as well. I am now strongly considering the purchase of a tactical rifle.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 20, 2018 03:02 PM (bLYYT)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (Vgz5H)
Video?
Posted by: Mega at February 20, 2018 03:02 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:02 PM (HgMAr)
Ironic thing is there was supposedly an armed guard/resource officer at the school when this tragedy occurred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM
Sitting, reading the newspaper while he buzzed kids in, no doubt.
I know of school security types. Usually of the morbidly obese variety.
No danger to children. Or anyone, actually.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 02:59 PM (2FqvZ)
But that last jelly donut in the faculty lounge (after eating the other two) wasn't safe at all.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 03:02 PM (jxbfJ)
And don't think there's not a response plan already drawn up for the next one. And the sooner the better. They're probably already gassing up the buses and printing the signs.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:02 PM (O5Q3r)
The people of Earth cannot be cleared without Tom Cruise. Therefore, Tom Cruise is indispensable.
Posted by: Zod Miscavage at February 20, 2018 03:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Thanking God for getting out of the 9th grade
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2018 03:03 PM (VWsDy)
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Football coach, I think. He was unarmed. He died from wounds received while catching bullets. He was a hero.
Saw it on Breitbart.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2018 03:03 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:03 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 03:04 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Chub E. Chaser at February 20, 2018 03:04 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: willow at February 20, 2018 03:04 PM (Z8j2x)
LIV as a defense mechanism, perhaps?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (hLRSq)
Like "Full Gun Confiscation NOW!" with kids talking about how they want all the guns rounded up.
Posted by: Maritime at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (IYHxL)
264 Ironic thing is there was supposedly an armed guard/resource officer at the school when this tragedy occurred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)
Yeah, what happened to him? I guess we'll never know since it doesn't follow the narrative but it would be nice to know.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 02:55 PM (RD7QR)
Maybe he followed his training and waited until it was no longer a threat to his safety to proceed.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (NWiLs)
Rumor was he was off site doing some resource officer thing.
Parkland had 3,000 students and how many buildings? They also had a bunch of unarmed security guards, like the guard and coach that died while he was pushing kids to safety. Notice how the News identified him by his off hours job, coach; not as his full time job, unarmed security guard with a radio.
Posted by: rd at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (4dz1m)
>> "Take a look at this one minute video clip (before YouTube yanks it) in
which a Florida teenage crisis actor keeps flubbing his memorized lines
and has to be coached by his off-camera interviewer/handler:"
Is that David Hogg?
He was on the news as a student after a shooting in California in August '17, and now in Florida.
Posted by: rickb223
Yes, that's the info I have. Apparently he's a 17 year-old senior and head of the Florida school's television news department. Been all over the media in recent days flawlessly reading from his polished script... except in that case where the mask slipped badly. As I mentioned earlier, his father is also a retired FBI agent.
The question is: who is using this kid?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (WXasw)
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Who has said nothing can be done? Arm teachers, have armed security, have the FBI review protocol, get rid of policies that would prevent members of favored groups like Muslims or hispanics from being stopped in time (see this morning's "Broward County Solution" article).
These idiots propose their non-solution as the only possible choice and omit mentioning the others. I think that's what they want us to think.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (/qEW2)
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Football coach, I think. He was unarmed. He died from wounds received while catching bullets. He was a hero.
Saw it on Breitbart.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2018 03:03 PM (roQNm)
Wait, you're saying the guy who was supposed to protect them was unarmed? How does this make sense?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 03:01 PM
Mitch McConnell is the only person that looks more like a turtle than an actual turtle.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (+1EJs)
They were having wrong thoughts.
Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (oGRue)
the rise. Can't claim the economy is bad. So use the school shooting
and victimized kids as props to try and gain a campaign issue.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 20, 2018 02:57 PM (lKs2v)
This. They are increasingly desperate for any kind of win. And they'll keep going to more and more extreme ends to get one.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (uiwCw)
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Let's go with - voting is limited to net taxPAYERS
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 03:06 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 03:02 PM
Yes, that too. The security guard is responsible for:
[X] lottery ticket purchases
[X] donut purchases
[X] starting the coffee pots in the morning
[X] photo copying lottery ticket purchases
[X] reading the newspaper
[X] eating donuts
[X] eating some more
[X] sitting down
[X] standing up and walking around at dismissal
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 03:06 PM (2FqvZ)
............
deciding which gender they want to be? Oh, wait. that was in junior high.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:06 PM (HgMAr)
Does WI have one of those crappy "Top Two" open primaries as well? I have warned people up and down about the chicanery of those.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 20, 2018 03:00 PM (ujg0T)
No, the primary is open, but only 1 of the 3 will win.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 03:06 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:07 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2018 03:07 PM (y7DUB)
wtheck are all these 19 year olds doing in highschool?
____________________________________
The 14-year-olds.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 03:07 PM (ATVNj)
A Tide Pod on every school cafeteria lunch tray! 'Cause St. Mooch told us so!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: L. Tribe at February 20, 2018 03:08 PM (vg8iE)
The love that dare not speak it's name.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 03:08 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2018 03:08 PM (Jui/Z)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 20, 2018 03:02 PM (bLYYT)
I bought another one yesterday.
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (uiwCw)
CBS News
@CBSNews
In Florida, it's easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to obtain cold medicine
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You know, in Colorado you can buy a gun without a colonoscopy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Fuck these people--sideways, upside down, crossway--any configuration your fertile minds can envision.
As with the guns, I'm all done discussing the subject. Any counter to them will be done with no fanfare, simply with as much effort plus anonymity as can be attained.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (qHAi5)
double dog dare sure does.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (oGRue)
I triple dog dare you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (pNxlR)
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But first, she will blow me!
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (U+nHb)
Back of the line pal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM
Gun free zone.
Have you not seen the occasional news report of a uniformed law enforcement officer being told to leave the school building because he has a gun?
Liberals really have a zero tolerance policy about guns at schools.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (roQNm)
wtheck are all these 19 year olds doing in highschool?
Like hanging with peeps with refined BS meters
Posted by: Larry Tribe at February 20, 2018 03:10 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 20, 2018 03:10 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2018 03:10 PM (IqV8l)
CBS News
@CBSNews
In Florida, it's easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to obtain cold medicine
-
You know, in Colorado you can buy a gun without a colonoscopy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm sure that's a reference to how difficult the govt has made it to buy Sudafed in some states, because, you know, meth.
Still easier to buy than a gun, of course, unless you're one of those people who buys Sudafed by the pallet, in which case, it's probably hard to buy because you're under surveillance.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2018 03:10 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
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So that makes you the elder of this here group of 29ers, right? LOL
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2018 03:10 PM (9B/d8)
Not so much about the Texas church shooting that killed 26 though, right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:10 PM (5IbVn)
_____________________________________
Go on.
Posted by: Jeff Epstein, Pedophile Island at February 20, 2018 03:11 PM (ATVNj)
exemption if you are currently in the military. Too many immature ,
gullible LIV cancelling out educated voters.
.
.
.If you can stay on your parents Health Insurance plan and still be listed as a child at 26, you most certainly should not be voting.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 20, 2018 03:11 PM (+Dllb)
double dog dare sure does.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (oGRue)
I triple dog dare you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM (pNxlR)
Dude, now is not the time to break protocol.
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:11 PM (lKs2v)
In Florida, it's easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to obtain cold medicine.
I'll see that and raise you:
"It is easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to adopt a shelter pet from a local shelter."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 20, 2018 03:00 PM (ujg0T)
No, the primary is open, but only 1 of the 3 will win.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 03:06 PM (ZM2xo)
Even if the winner is only by a plurality and not a majority? Just checking. Some states force a top two run off if there is no "50% plus one vote" winner.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (ujg0T)
DOW is down about 280 now.
Much better than JLaw.
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (WXasw)
He probably doesn't have to be used. Having FBI connections, he's probably only too happy to do it.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: This...is CNN at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2018 02:50 PM (U+nHb)
ATM, if not, no
Posted by: Jenny Rumphump at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (VWsDy)
This is what the left should have done after the two hurricanes: have some kids whose school was destroyed mug for the camera and say how something like carbon taxes or anti-fracking laws are the "changes we need to see".
They state a stupid non-sequitur and then try to bludgeon you into silence with suffering children.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (/qEW2)
Every fucking time there is a mass shooting, this nonsense back and forth.
FFS, there is nothing we or anyone can do to stop nuts from being nuts. We can lock up more nuts. We can repeal ridiculous laws that make government sanctioned soft targets by removing the possibility of people being armed. We can investigate people better and keep closer tabs on nuts.
But we'll see have these problems.
Everyone does. China still has mass killings, murders, all kinds of crimes. And they have no expectation of privacy, no gun rights, and really no rights at all.
And yet they still regularly have mass killings.
That's just... part of living in society, sadly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: David Santacroce at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (Zkc/a)
Oh wait, Iran did that and turned a whole generation into human bomb detectors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (YaNEL)
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2018 03:13 PM (wW03z)
http://babylonbee.com/news/family-prays-mcdonalds-food-miraculously-transforms-chick-fil/
*wanders out*
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
1 meter over the next 200 years!!!!
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:13 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2018 03:13 PM (wW03z)
But he is probably totes ok with pedaphila
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2018 03:13 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 03:14 PM (lx+Di)
>> "Take a look at this one minute video clip (before YouTube yanks it) in
which a Florida teenage crisis actor keeps flubbing his memorized lines
and has to be coached by his off-camera interviewer/handler:"
Is that David Hogg?
He was on the news as a student after a shooting in California in August '17, and now in Florida.
Posted by: rickb223
Yes, that's the info I have. Apparently he's a 17 year-old senior and head of the Florida school's television news department. Been all over the media in recent days flawlessly reading from his polished script... except in that case where the mask slipped badly. As I mentioned earlier, his father is also a retired FBI agent.
The question is: who is using this kid?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (WXasw)
The internet never forgets these coincidences the last 25 years. So many coincidences.
Posted by: Monk at February 20, 2018 03:14 PM (g4lFK)
Hey alex, did anyone this morning let you know that Miley needed some advice on the ONT that you would be perfect for?
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:14 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2018 03:14 PM (1MF22)
Posted by: Jenny Rumphump at February 20, 2018 03:15 PM (VWsDy)
*wanders out*
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
LOL.
Either one will clog your arteries....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 20, 2018 03:15 PM (8iiMU)
[X] lottery ticket purchases
[X] donut purchases
[X] starting the coffee pots in the morning
[X] photo copying lottery ticket purchases
[X] reading the newspaper
[X] eating donuts
[X] eating some more
[X] sitting down
[X] standing up and walking around at dismissal
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 20, 2018 03:06 PM (2FqvZ)
You forgot
[X] checking that the hidden camera in the girls' shower is working
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 20, 2018 03:15 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 03:15 PM (wdmm9)
I'll see that and raise you:
"It is easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to adopt a shelter pet from a local shelter."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM
In Washington state it is easier to buy an assault rifle (aka Scary Black Gun) than it is to get one of these damned low flush toilets to work.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2018 03:15 PM (0tfLf)
Oh wait, Iran did that and turned a whole generation into human bomb detectors.
Khorramshahr was falling -- every night, for months on end -- according to their state-controlled media.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (pNxlR)
The more the Left beats this drum the more pain they'll see at the ballot box in November.
The Tide Pod crowd will move on from this in a couple weeks, but gun owners don't forget.
Posted by: Maritime at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (lKmt3)
No grandfathering.
No buyback
something like $1000.00 fine PER magazine.
Nothing like passing legislation to make me a criminal for retaining possession of something which I now legally own.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (EyPfd)
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In Florida, it's easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to catch an STD from a stripper
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Harry Reid at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (7HtZB)
Every single person up here today, all these people should be home grieving. But instead we are up here standing together because if all our government and President can do is send thoughts and prayers, then it's time for victims to be the change that we need to see.
Okay Emma in the interest of change for the victims of sexual assault in schools a strictmoral code that tells you how you can dress and act will be installed and enforced at your school. I wonder how she would feel about that?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (lx+Di)
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:14 PM (lKs2v)
I DIDN'T DO IT! WHATEVER IT IS! YOU HAVE NO PROOF!
Also, no, no, the Horde didn't. Bad Horde!
*bops Horde on nose with rolled up newspaper*
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (7vDS5)
Then one of the boys told me "well, my Dad is a cop and he has guns, but no one needs an AR-15 to go hunting."
Now where have I heard that before?
I'd love to strangle the life out of the sorry gun-grabbing Grima Wormtongue that was whispering in those poor kids' ears about how we're just a few more laws away from real safety. Using children as propaganda props is sick even for the freedom-hating Left.
The FBI had plenty of warning. So did the local law enforcement folks who visited his house 39 times. Why wasn't something done at that level?
Just like with airport "security" where I get fondled repeatedly by the blue shirt fascist gropenfuhren, a little of my freedom has to be given up in exchange for the illusion of safety. It's always the law-abiding who are inconvenienced by these "common sense" security measures.
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (FMgad)
1 meter over the next 200 years!!!!
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2018 03:13 PM (lKs2v)
..........
Crap. I'm never gonna be ocean front at this rate.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2018 03:12 PM (pNxlR)
It really has gotten annoying. I've received so many towed Bofors guns with every fifth fill-up I don't know where to put them all.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (7n4KQ)
Does this man have a brain?
Posted by: jazzuscounty at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (i4P5a)
This has nothing to do with rational reaction to a situation. IF they truly wanted to reduce school shootings, they undo gun free zones.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (7ZVPa)
No more juvenile justice system for you, bucko.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (EyPfd)
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And often times, cheaper!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)
Didn't turn out well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
"Fourteen or Fight!" ---Max Frost
"We're gonna put everyone over ten out of business." ---Pissed off Ten year old
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (qHAi5)
305 >"The question is: who is using this kid?"
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2018 03:05 PM (WXasw)
>> "He probably doesn't have to be used. Having FBI connections, he's probably only too happy to do it."
Posted by: Hikaru
I'm giving the kid the benefit of the doubt *for the moment* because unlike Larry Tribe I don't think that "teenagers are smarter than adults." But I don't discount the other possibility either.
And that video isn't the half of it. This entire school shooting incident stinks of duplicity.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (WXasw)
In Florida, it's easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to obtain cold medicine.
That's because it doesn't get cold in Florida
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (lKyWE)
No grandfathering.
No buyback
something like $1000.00 fine PER magazine.
Nothing like passing legislation to make me a criminal for retaining possession of something which I now legally own.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (EyPfd)
NJ has 15 capacity limit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (lrKc+)
Last two mass shootings could have been stopped , though we may not have been able to prevent some murders. Both the Church shooter and the FL shooter should not have been able to purchase their weapons. The government dropped the ball on both. That is not to say these crazy people would not have just blown up the church or the school if they couldnt obtain guns. Crazy people find a way to carry out their craziness, which goes to your point.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (YaNEL)
and thanks to her iphone cloud storage, with a quick online search you can see pictures of both
Posted by: brak at February 20, 2018 02:54 PM (WjCgM)
*golfclap*
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2018 02:56 PM (KUaJL)
Holy shit, you're right! Best performance oscar, and I didn't have to listen to her.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (z79tQ)
so many cold young hands ..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (QQ+il)
>>"It is easier to buy an assault rifle than it is to adopt a shelter pet from a local shelter."
Around here that's not far from the truth. I had to fill out a long and detailed form, get 3 references including my vet and have a home visit before I could adopt my puppy.
And this was a rescue dog.
Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (/tuJf)
Does this man have a brain?
Sadly...he does. And he knows exactly what he's proposing and what the end effect will be, which is why he's proposing it.
He's not dumb. He's sinister.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: 1984 at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (PmDx1)
Posted by: friend of ace at February 20, 2018 03:19 PM (VWsDy)
http://bit.ly/2sHU4U2
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Apparently Holder and Obama could be coming to the State to campaign against Screnock during the seat election in April.
Hopefully they have to come and campaign in support of Burns.
Posted by: H Badger at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (n/0Nw)
1. Surprised that Hot Air hasn't started the Kristol-Kasich pussycon shift.
2. The child keeps saying, falsely, "I think...." Some one should call him on it.
3. "The push has been explicitly partisan." Sounds like breaking news from 1964.
4. Emma Gonzalez isn't at all hot. Surely they could find one who is.
5. Lawrence Tribe's comment is understandable, given his job. He deals with people older than 18.
Posted by: George LeS at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (kD732)
Well, looks like the debate has now been settled. I don't have magazines, officer...I have clips.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Billy Kristol at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (r9UYA)
No grandfathering.
No buyback
something like $1000.00 fine PER magazine.
Nothing like passing legislation to make me a criminal for retaining possession of something which I now legally own.
.
.
.CT tried that an pretty much no one complied. They were "allowing" people who already owned high cap magazines to register them with the State Police but they could never figure out how to do it. So now they just use a form where you declare what you own.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (+Dllb)
Lawrence Tribe is a typical liberal idiot. He is not grounded in reality.
Read about this incident.
Young teenagers are frequently tricked into meeting up with older men. This often results in sex trafficking.
Then again, 14 year olds may be less naive than liberals like Lawrence Tribe.
https://tinyurl.com/ybgd7foy
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (+lVUW)
Teens between 14 and 18 have far better BS detectors,
They also think eating laundry detergent pods is a good idea
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 20, 2018 03:21 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:09 PM
Austin Fox affiliate has gone so proggie over the last few months there's very little difference between any of the local stations.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (ctuyM)
That's only because there is an app on iTunes for that.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Ever at February 20, 2018 02:31 PM (OLS0m)
When I was 14, my parents didn't believe in trials. Or in the presumption of innocence. Admittedly, they merely threatened, but never carried out, the death penalty.
Posted by: George LeS at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: steevy at February
...
This.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (kD732)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (LiyEm)
See what she says after a clothesline tackle by a boy twice her size
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2018 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (p7GBi)
Posted by: Laurence Tribe hungrily eyeing your 16 y/o child at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (0tfLf)
Where am I going to come up with $60,000?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (5IbVn)
Rob a bank. You already are a criminal.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Laurence Tribe hungrily eyeing your 16 y/o child at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (6n332)
Vote for Obama?
It's totes not fair they didn't get a chance to before.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:23 PM (5IbVn)
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That's all right. I'm sure they'd be content with seizing everything you own and throwing you in prison for the rest of your life.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Didn't CT require registration of scary black rifles? I seem to recall they passed some law expecting the 10s of thousands of gun owners to register and strangely very few did.
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (qHAi5)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (r9UYA)
Vote for Obama?
It's totes not fair they didn't get a chance to before.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 20, 2018 03:24 PM (72PAC)
They can write him in, in 2020.
Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (5IbVn)
We cannot expect the government to be competent. There is no evidence anywhere in world history that government has the ability to be competent and efficient.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (EyPfd)
I think it slices more on a per-person basis than an age basis. Some people are capable of perceiving BS even as children, and hone this later in life. Then there are Democrats.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (/qEW2)
...............
she hasn't even mastered the art of shaving yet. Looks like she quits before finishing.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (ATVNj)
The question from Miley was - before I spend the money is this vibrator worth it?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 20, 2018 03:18 PM (YaNEL)
Yeah, I went back and checked.
The Lelo stuff is very very pricey but usually the products are worth it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (mf5HN)
FBN is not showing it, I'm watching it on CSPAN.
She is giving it to the press, as usual...LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (8iiMU)
ATT commercial ,girl takes off her football helmet walking off the field and says with tough look "That play like a girl thing".The propaganda is everywhere.
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:20 PM (LiyEm)
If it's propaganda then why did the U.S. Womens Soccer team get beat badly by a team of HS boys? And that's soccer.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:25 PM (qHAi5)
Yep, register rifles and magazines.
I think they estimated 300,000 were in the state.
last I heard, fewer than 20,000 were registered. That was years ago, though, number may have gone up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (F5+ro)
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Total ban of all guns or just the scary black ones with the thing that goes up?
Also, this is the same bitch who said she was/is open to jailing people for not buying health insurance.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 20, 2018 03:27 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah, that sounds like a good business policy. Certainly there will be no pushback there from customers.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (O5Q3r)
"He has closed three properties that Russia had....Russian is not pleased with it."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (8iiMU)
hahahah
He should tell her that if she wants a vote to go through the appropriate process of repealing and replacing the 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: SHEP at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (VWsDy)
Just saw the video of that asshat sawing his AR15 in half. He only cut
the barrel off. Someone should alert the ATF, what he really did was
modify a rifle to shorten the barrel and make it more concealable, and
provided instruction on how to do it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (wdmm9)
Lets not forget the obvious -he sawed off half the barrel (which does make it an illegal weapon). Big deal. Swap out the barrel and guess what? You have a functional AR again.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
They also fired the cute chic anchor on KXAN (NBC) and brought in a Progressive Yankee to take her place. BIG difference in story choices now. If Jim Spencer wasn't the weatherman I wouldn't watch it at all anymore.
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (qHAi5)
Posted by: Colin at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (r0OkB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (LiyEm)
"He is making the point that the FBI should not be involved in something that is a hoax (Russian collusion)"
This was in response to a question about the Parkland shooting.
The reporter is being a complete asshole.
yeah, yeah, redundant....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (8iiMU)
Funny how liberals can NEVER govern with the Constitution.
Ever.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2018 03:26 PM (ATVNj)
If it was a living, breathing document like they believe it to be -- they'd abort it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (jxbfJ)
and says with tough look "That play like a girl thing".The propaganda
is everywhere.
She's probably the back up kicker who never plays. But, hey, nobody needs to know that...
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: SHEP at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (VWsDy)
_____________________________________
Bathhouses are so overrated, Shep.
Posted by: Glory Hole Gary, Vince Lombardi Rest Stop, NJ Turnpike at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: SHEP at February 20, 2018 03:28 PM (VWsDy)
_____________________________________
Bathhouses are so overrated, Shep.
Posted by: Glory Hole Gary, Vince Lombardi Rest Stop, NJ Turnpike at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (ATVNj)
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I stopped using my mouth and just put my ass up to it instead. It changed my life.
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at February 20, 2018 03:31 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Probably still in the mail. Should get there any day now.
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (qHAi5)
Posted by: Daybrother at February 20, 2018 03:29 PM (qHAi5)
A local TV station I would never watch except I like the weatherman. They get their news off NYT or maybe just Yahoo/AOL.
Posted by: Colin at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (r0OkB)
Cars are destroying the planet. And to show my commitment to the cause, I am going to destroy my car.
* Pokes hole in tire*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:32 PM (EyPfd)
...
The second one:
The high court on Tuesday also declined to take up a National Rifle Association challenge to California's refusal to lower its fees on firearms sales and instead use a surplus generated by the fees to fund efforts to track down illegal weapons.
Justice Clarence Thomas was clearly displeased that the court passed on taking up these cases, scolding them in his dissent:
In his dissent, Thomas scolded his colleagues. "If a lower court treated another right so cavalierly, I have little doubt this court would intervene," Thomas wrote. "But as evidenced by our continued inaction in this area, the Second Amendment is a disfavored right in this court."
SCROTUS
Posted by: Under Fire at February 20, 2018 03:33 PM (r9UYA)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders! or Ashley Graham?
Assuming one cannot embrace the power of 'and'....
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at February 20, 2018 03:33 PM (8iiMU)
How about the chick hockey gold medalists play the gold medal men's hockey winners? Box office gold, NBC!
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:35 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (EyPfd)
No grandfathering.
No buyback
something like $1000.00 fine PER magazine.
Nothing like passing legislation to make me a criminal for retaining possession of something which I now legally own.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2018 03:16 PM (EyPfd)
NJ has 15 capacity limit
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Go ahead. Force me into an 8 round, high power M1 Garand.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (Vgz5H)
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2018 03:36 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2018 03:38 PM (LiyEm)
The first line reads: "What the hell is going on with this David Hogg kid?
The article also says that he was hanging out at CNN headquarters in Atlanta *before* the shooting.
https://tinyurl.com/ybr4xcwy
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 20, 2018 03:40 PM (WXasw)
and says with tough look "That play like a girl thing".The propaganda
is everywhere.
She's probably the back up kicker who never plays. But, hey, nobody needs to know that...
Posted by: tu3031 at February 20, 2018 03:30 PM (O5Q3r)
A young woman actually tried out to be a GB Packer kicker a few years ago. She tried twice and didn't kick it anywhere near the goal post. She burst into tears. Her dream was dead. She actually really believed that she could be a NFL kicker.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 20, 2018 03:44 PM (ZM2xo)
Does this man have a brain?
Posted by: jazzuscounty at February 20, 2018 03:17 PM (i4P5a)
Sure he does. He knows perfectly well that uneducated, gullible, emotional 16 year olds will vote overwhelmingly Left.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2018 03:50 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Boris Gudonov at February 20, 2018 04:00 PM (TZXEx)
Posted by: Richard W Adams at February 20, 2018 04:01 PM (61pRu)
Posted by: T.J. at February 20, 2018 04:38 PM (zLLOw)
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Go on.
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Yea. Wikipedia gives a bunch of details (if you can believe them). The general idea is that, at best, it wasn't successful since none of them made it to the Holy Land. At worst, (probably the popular image) is that it was disastrous.
Posted by: yara at February 20, 2018 04:54 PM (W+vNk)
Does this guy know how the actual Children's Crusades worked out?
The kids ended up dead or enslaved.
Posted by: rayj at February 20, 2018 06:31 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: Anonymous at February 20, 2018 11:13 PM (v5uOx)
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