Mid-Morning Open Thread

In Without Knocking
Charles M. Russell

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 YeeeeHAH!!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 14, 2018 09:24 AM (8ikIW)

2 Alternate title: Trump Voters on Election Day.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 09:25 AM (RD7QR)

3 NO PARKING!

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 14, 2018 09:25 AM (FZYNt)

4 Poor fallen horsey

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2018 09:26 AM (5gaNQ)

5 Early arrivals to the number 6 dance

Posted by: Bruce at February 14, 2018 09:26 AM (8ikIW)

6 alternate title:

Gun Violence

Posted by: MSM at February 14, 2018 09:26 AM (FZYNt)

7 Payday Activities.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 14, 2018 09:27 AM (jsWA8)

8 The rowdy boys are here!

Posted by: HH at February 14, 2018 09:27 AM (mIJBI)

9 Where's the Frito Bandito?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 14, 2018 09:27 AM (IQlgh)

10 The boys are back in town.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2018 09:27 AM (LiyEm)

11 Love me some Charlie Russell.

Posted by: BignJames at February 14, 2018 09:27 AM (0+nbW)

12 Whaddya mean you're out of beer and hookers!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 09:28 AM (RD7QR)

13 Howdy, pardner! Got a room for my horse too??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 14, 2018 09:28 AM (5tSKk)

14 Buffet is open!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2018 09:28 AM (p+4lN)

15 O/T How much would it cost to buy Kellogg's and get Gay Skater, the Pence Hater, placed on the Fruit Loops cereal boxes?

Posted by: Downcast at February 14, 2018 09:28 AM (4Pg/H)

16 It's got guns, so it's art

Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2018 09:28 AM (ANIFC)

17 9 Where's the Frito Bandito?
Posted by: Hikaru at February 14, 2018 09:27 AM (IQlgh)

Shacked up with Speedy Gonzalez. Don't you dare judge their love!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 09:28 AM (RD7QR)

18 Well done. No-knock raids have a long and inglorious tradition.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 14, 2018 09:29 AM (MIKMs)

19 Where all the sperm at?

Posted by: King Putt at February 14, 2018 09:29 AM (398bZ)

20 4 Poor fallen horsey

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2018 09:26 AM (5gaNQ)

That was my first thought too.

Yeah, I'm not a great art critic....

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2018 09:29 AM (Enq6K)

21 The concierge valet is going to be upset at how that bay was left at the curb.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 14, 2018 09:29 AM (7ZVPa)

22 20: Don't worry, this isn't "great art" anyway

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2018 09:29 AM (5gaNQ)

23 payday in a cowtown

Posted by: phoenixgirl now officially retired ...baseball can't get here soon enough at February 14, 2018 09:29 AM (0O7c5)

24 Hoffman Hotel

**********

GPS Recalibrating - a limerick

Well me and my podners Gus and Hank
Went to town for a lark...just a prank
But it didn't end so well
When we stormed the town's hotel
What we wanted was to rob the local bank

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:29 AM (wPiJc)

25 The concierge valet is going to be upset at how that bay was left at the curb.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Well, somebody bet on the bay...

Posted by: Bruce at February 14, 2018 09:30 AM (8ikIW)

26 Cowboy rides his horse into a bar. Bartender looks up and protests, "You know the rules, you can't bring them inside!" The horse replies, "I know he's kinda ripe, but dammit, I'm dying for a whiskey here!"

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 14, 2018 09:30 AM (AM1GF)

27 19 Where all the sperm at?
Posted by: King Putt

Not sure where ALL of it is, but I can account for a couple of handfuls, and a mouthful.

Posted by: Barry at February 14, 2018 09:31 AM (kfcYC)

28 "How much for me AND the horse I rode in on?"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:31 AM (wPiJc)

29 Now, where's that old lady with the bad tooth?

Posted by: Bruce at February 14, 2018 09:32 AM (8ikIW)

30 Whiskey is in many ways an amazing thing. When you look into its varieties and production techniques, you're floored by how much goes into it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:33 AM (fA1SL)

31 Reservations? We don' need no steenkin' reservations!

Posted by: Token Mexican Cowboy at February 14, 2018 09:33 AM (398bZ)

32 You know who else is good at painting horses? Larry Elmore. He does great horses. Way better than these.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 14, 2018 09:33 AM (oyCqX)

33 Cowboy rides his horse into a bar.

******

Cowboy on a horse rides into doctor's office. Doc says, "How can I help you?" Horse replies, "I've got this ugly growth on my back..."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:33 AM (wPiJc)

34 I went to a museum at U of Texas that had a big installation of Russell and Remington paintings and sculpture. It was awesome. Some of those paintings are very big and they all look so damn lively.

Posted by: huerfano at February 14, 2018 09:33 AM (EtMVh)

35 "That's not how to use your EBT!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 14, 2018 09:34 AM (eyBN+)

36 That guy on the right that dropped his ride better not be a prospect.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2018 09:34 AM (QSdIk)

37 >>Whiskey is in many ways an amazing thing. When you look into its varieties and production techniques, you're floored by how much goes into it.

And if too much whiskey goes in you, you're floored too.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 09:34 AM (/tuJf)

38 Horse goes into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says, "My mom died."

Posted by: Sad Comic at February 14, 2018 09:36 AM (kfcYC)

39 Happy Wednesday ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at February 14, 2018 09:36 AM (AoK0a)

40 Shouldn't the title of this painting be "Whiskey For My Men, and Beer For My Horses?"

Kind of strikes a chord, y'know.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2018 09:36 AM (QzJWU)

41 37 >>Whiskey is in many ways an amazing thing. When you look into its varieties and production techniques, you're floored by how much goes into it.

And if too much whiskey goes in you, you're floored too.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 09:34 AM (/tuJf)

T-shirt I saw on a comely college lass long, long ago: "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

42 Jokes about my face on this thread would be decidedly unwelcome, ol' chap. But if you're into Sarah Jessica Parker, have at it.

Posted by: John Kerry at February 14, 2018 09:37 AM (398bZ)

43 That one horse is tahrd from dancin', so he thought he'd set a spell.

Posted by: Slim Whitman at February 14, 2018 09:37 AM (xZzW8)

44 30 Whiskey is in many ways an amazing thing. When you look into its varieties and production techniques, you're floored by how much goes into it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:33 AM (fA1SL)

That was one of my favorite parts of touring Mt. Vernon was seeing the grist mill & distillery. Washington's whiskey is apparently very good, but pricey - over $30 for a little one shot bottle!

Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2018 09:37 AM (ANIFC)

45 Friday night at the Number 6 dance!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 09:37 AM (f4vam)

46 I shoulda been a cowboy, I shoulda learned to rope n ride...

Posted by: BluesFish at February 14, 2018 09:38 AM (puz6P)

47 Whisky, cards, guns, and horses. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2018 09:38 AM (5OO3x)

48 37. Rye whiskey - wasn't that more or less the American whiskey for the longest? Corn whiskey is big these days, I know, but from reading older literature and news articles, it seems rye was our ancestors' chosen one. Wonder why

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:38 AM (fA1SL)

49 This painting could also be titled The Horde on a New Thread.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 14, 2018 09:38 AM (sjdRT)

50 This particular painting can be seen at the Amon Carter Museum in Fort Worth, down the street from the Kimball. They've got an excellent collection of Russell's and Remington's, along with a lot of other good stuff, and it is well worth the visit if you're ever in DFW.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2018 09:38 AM (V2Yro)

51 The horses are just celebratin' because filly won the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:39 AM (wPiJc)

52 Whiskey. Beer for my horses.

Posted by: Toby at February 14, 2018 09:40 AM (hT0D3)

53 In Without Knocking

At least it wasn't the back door.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2018 09:40 AM (kqsXK)

54 Rye whiskey - wasn't that more or less the American whiskey for the longest? Corn whiskey is big these days, I know, but from reading older literature and news articles, it seems rye was our ancestors' chosen one. Wonder why
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Rye grew easier than corn?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 09:40 AM (f4vam)

55 54. Most likely. Overthinking things. Ya use what ya got.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:41 AM (fA1SL)

56 The horses are just celebratin' because filly won the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:39 AM (wPiJc)

There's a Glue Factory riptose in there somewhere, but I just can't seem to make it stick.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2018 09:41 AM (QzJWU)

57 One of my favorites! I have seen a couple of Russell originals in a museum, one in particular has cowboys around a campfire. (The name of the painting escapes me right now.) I don't know how Russell did it, but the campfire actually seems to glow. It's uncanny.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at February 14, 2018 09:41 AM (Q1Anj)

58
Cowboy # 1: "Hey Josey- Whaddya say let's go destroy the saloon!"

Cowboy # 2: "Wreckin'? Mebbe so."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:41 AM (wPiJc)

59 Mongo just cog in wheel of life!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2018 09:42 AM (BtQd4)

60 Cowboy: Well it seemed to be a good idea at the time.
Horse: ouch

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 14, 2018 09:42 AM (suO/a)

61 T-shirt I saw on a comely college lass long, long ago: "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!"

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at February 14, 2018 09:42 AM (kqsXK)

62 Mongo not punch that horse. Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at February 14, 2018 09:43 AM (398bZ)

63 Number Six Dance
by Quincy Taggart

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2018 09:43 AM (oVJmc)

64 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Pretty sure rye is more tolerant to drought and soil conditions that corn is. That's why it's only good for Old Fashions.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2018 09:43 AM (QSdIk)

65 >>One of my favorites! I have seen a couple of Russell originals in a museum, one in particular has cowboys around a campfire. (The name of the painting escapes me right now.)

Baked beans.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 09:43 AM (/tuJf)

66 btw - the inflation surge - I think it's a good bet to say that the stock market stumbles of the last couple of weeks were due to news of that report leaking out to the trading houses in New York early. That would be why there was so much of a market reaction then, and not so much now.

Always remember, whenever you hear "breaking news" that you think will affect stock prices, the major players have already known about it for a week or two. Nothing is truly secret - nothing goes unleaked to those willing to pay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2018 09:43 AM (V2Yro)

67 You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her sing like Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at February 14, 2018 09:44 AM (398bZ)

68 'As a young man I go into a bar and order 12 shots of tequila, say I'm celebrating my first blowjob.

The bartender says, "well, good for you, I'll give you an extra shot on the house".

I say, "don't bother, if twelve doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, then another one probably won't work either."

The funny thing is I eventually learned to love the taste. Really love it." '

Then Bill Ayers says, "Maybe we'll save that story for the autobiography after this one."

Posted by: Chicago Fly on the Wall at February 14, 2018 09:44 AM (kfcYC)

69 Rye whiskey - wasn't that more or less the American whiskey for the longest? Corn whiskey is big these days, I know, but from reading older literature and news articles, it seems rye was our ancestors' chosen one. Wonder why
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Rye grew easier than corn?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 09:40 AM (f4vam)

Try Old Overholt.....otherwise known as Old Over and Out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2018 09:44 AM (EoRCO)

70 Reminds me of the old Ren & Stimpy.

Hey, Stimpy! Let's ride into that one horse town amd see if we can pick up some odd jobs pillaging and looting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:44 AM (fA1SL)

71 Mongo just a serf in the workaday drudgery of an antiquated and totalitarian feudal system.

(Mongo been taking night classes at the community college.)

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:45 AM (wPiJc)

72 I'm getting ads for Vagisil on the main page, urging me to show my vagina some love today.

I hate to break the news to them, but....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 14, 2018 09:45 AM (vg8iE)

73 Love Charles Russell.

Looks like Happy Hour out where I live!

Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2018 09:45 AM (gbWkA)

74 How much would it cost to buy Kellogg's and get Gay Skater, the Pence Hater, placed on the Fruit Loops cereal boxes?"

The backtracking going on over the "OMGI'MGAY" dude is simply epic.

It's Dan and Dave time again...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 09:46 AM (7LY+6)

75 That's one of the most racist paintings I've ever seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 09:46 AM (ks6bw)

76 69. That's one of those sleeper whiskeys. Much better than it has any business being for the price. Also, future FIL acquired a taste for it back in the old country.
'Tastes like America,' he told me after we'd had a glass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:46 AM (fA1SL)

77 Try Old Overholt.....otherwise known as Old Over and Out.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
------------

Old Overcoat

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2018 09:47 AM (cp1if)

78 You know who else had a posse?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:47 AM (wPiJc)

79 75 That's one of the most racist paintings I've ever seen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 09:46 AM (ks6bw)

Okay, drop the other shoe now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 09:47 AM (RD7QR)

80 Mothers don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys that don't Knock ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at February 14, 2018 09:47 AM (AoK0a)

81 Top-hatted dancer inside saloon: "they've hit Buddy! Come on, girls!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at February 14, 2018 09:47 AM (sCDda)

82 You know who else had a posse?
==========

Posse?! YUCK!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at February 14, 2018 09:48 AM (vg8iE)

83 Rye grew easier than corn?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 09:40 AM

Deplorable-Americans are known for their rye sense of humor.

Posted by: Hillary! 2020! IT'S MY TURN!! at February 14, 2018 09:48 AM (ctuyM)

84 We cut a bloody trail 'cross the dirty Rio Grande
We call ourselves The Crackers
we're a rock and roll band.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 14, 2018 09:48 AM (RuIsu)

85 How much would it cost to buy Kellogg's and get Gay Skater, the Pence Hater, placed on the Fruit Loops cereal boxes?"

The backtracking going on over the "OMGI'MGAY" dude is simply epic.

It's Dan and Dave time again...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

What's going on?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 09:48 AM (f4vam)

86
Just so you haters don't be hatin', the last CenTX MoMee didn't look anything like this.....

Although we did have horses. And guns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2018 09:48 AM (XWkhW)

87
Jack o' Diamonds, Jack o' Diamonds and I know you of old
You've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold
It's a whiskey, you villain, you've been my downfall
You've kicked me, you've cuffed me, but I love you for all

It's a whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If I don't get rye whiskey, well, I think I will die

I'll eat when I'm hungry, I'll drink when I'm dry
If the hard times don't kill me, I'll lay down and die
I'll tune up my fiddle and I 'll rosin my bow
I'll make myself welcome, wherever I go

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

Beefsteak when I'm hungry red liquor when I'm dry
Greenbacks when I'm hard up and religion when I die
They say I drink whiskey, my money's my own
All them that don't like me, can leave me alone

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

Sometimes I drink whiskey, sometimes I drink rum
Sometimes I drink brandy, at other times none
But if I get boozey, my whiskey's my own
And them that don't like me, can leave me alone

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom to get one sweet suck
But the ocean ain't whiskey and I ain't a duck
So we'll round up the cattle and then we'll get drunk

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If the whiskey don't kill me, I'll live till I die

My foot's in my stirrup, my bridle's in my hand
I'm leaving sweet Lillie, the fairest in the land
Her parents don't like me, they say I'm too poor
They say I'm unworthy to enter her door

It's a whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If I don't get rye whiskey, well, I think I will die

Sweet milk when I'm hungry, rye whiskey when I'm dry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die
I'll buy my own whiskey, I'll make my own stew
If I get drunk, madam, it's nothing to you

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

I'll drink my own whiskey, I'll drink my own wine
Some ten thousand bottles I've killed in my time
I've no wife to quarrel, no babies to bawl
The best way of living is no wife at all

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

Way up on Clinch Mountain I wander alone
I'm as drunk as the devil, oh, let me alone
You may boast of your knowledge an' brag of your sense
'Twill all be forgotten a hundred years hence
Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, you're no friend to me
You killed my poor daddy, God damn you, try me

Posted by: Archer at February 14, 2018 09:49 AM (gbWkA)

88 I'd call this painting "Trump will be impeached at any moment."

Posted by: Joyless Behar at February 14, 2018 09:49 AM (xZzW8)

89 Russel should do Trump and Melania official portraits in 11 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2018 09:50 AM (BtQd4)

90 I'll have a moscow mule and a good kicking barkeep,why this place is shithole,when ya last shovel the floor?

Posted by: saf at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (cS/ge)

91 Baked beans.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 09:43 AM (/tuJf)
----------
Want some Bean Mr. Taggart ??

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (y3aQB)

92 That looks like a one whore saloon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (YV+SU)

93 89 Russel should do Trump and Melania official portraits in 11 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2018 09:50 AM (BtQd4)

Trump as Napoleon, Melania as Lady Godiva.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (RD7QR)

94 Don't forget the man in your life today!

Posted by: Shep! at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (ctuyM)

95 87. That's a variation on the Mad Rambler, innit?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (fA1SL)

96 A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Hoffman saloon...

Posted by: Robert Service at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (cp1if)

97 87 & 95. Sorry, ' Mad Rover,' I meant.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 09:52 AM (fA1SL)

98 Bartender said to watch your step.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2018 09:52 AM (7n4KQ)

99 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/550a04d0-674b-4c31-84d2-8c358d4be868

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2018 09:52 AM (BtQd4)

100 That's one of the most racist paintings I've ever seen.

---

Okay, drop the other shoe now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 09:47 AM (RD7QR)

---

It's what makes the RASCIST!!! accusation so fun.

No black cowboys committing violence in the painting? Racism.

A black cowboy committing violence in the painting? Racism.

It's like the black women recently complaining about racism because white men aren't raping them in adequate numbers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 09:53 AM (ks6bw)

101 Obama, Clinton, the DNC, and the FBI not only invited the Russians to meddle in the 2016 US election, they actually paid them to do it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 14, 2018 09:54 AM (kfcYC)

102

A better choice for today's art?

PoRTRaiT oF OBoNGo...
https://tinyurl.com/yd2evcjs

yeeaaahhh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 14, 2018 09:54 AM (fceHP)

103
What happens in Dry Gulch Stays in Dry Gulch - a limerick

If a cowboy should drink too much whiskey
The evening could get a bit risky
My pals 'Frisky' and Hank
Had too much to drank
Now Hank is upstairs, feeling 'Frisky'

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJc)

104 It's speciesist to include only horses.

Posted by: SJW Jackass at February 14, 2018 09:55 AM (398bZ)

105 ABC pursuing Stormy Daniels story as today's PDT offensive.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 14, 2018 09:55 AM (5OEn4)

106 All over the Whiskey done run dry.

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 09:55 AM (7ZiDC)

107
No no no. THIS needs to be the official President Trump portrait.

http://tinyurl.com/zrpdz3v

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (XWkhW)

108 What's going on?"

Dude was all over the MSM for slamming that H8ter, Pence, as he was a shoo-in for major Olympic gold, dontchaknow.

Turns out he may be a better self promoter than actual skater...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (7LY+6)

109

and, the sperm moves!

Did The Bigot Who "Painted" Obama's Portrait Stick A Giant Sperm On His Forehead?
https://tinyurl.com/y7u9gg54

ROAR! lol

Now, back to work.

Carry on.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (fceHP)

110 It's half-price Shiner Bocks at the saloon.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (7n4KQ)

111 That horse didn't fall down.

It just identifies as a camel, and is kneeling to let it's rider gracefully dismount.

/woke-ish

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2018 09:57 AM (QzJWU)

112 Most of the boys prefer to saddle up the horse and ride over to the Hoffman Hotel.

/Just the punchline

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 09:57 AM (wPiJc)

113 Most of the boys prefer to saddle up the horse and ride over to the Hoffman Hotel. "

That in Kansas City?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 09:58 AM (7LY+6)

114

oh man,

Now people are seeing a dick in Obama's sleeve... What say you?

last linkie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 14, 2018 09:58 AM (fceHP)

115 Well, that was quick action...

Trey Gowdie has launched an investigation on why Rob Porter wasn't fired earlier.

Why not a Special Prosecutor?

Maybe we'll get an investigation of some of the Clinton Era crimes now that the important stuff is being looked into.

Posted by: Jwest at February 14, 2018 09:58 AM (/roJx)

116 110 It's half-price Shiner Bocks at the saloon.
Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (7n4KQ)

Dude, even WE won't drink that!

Posted by: The Horses at February 14, 2018 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

117 And afterwards, the Number 6 dance.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 09:59 AM (VuJJJ)

118 Russell had either seen that scene of storming the hotel, or heard about it.

Imagine trying to get it on film today, with trained horses and riders.

The boys had to have had a beef with the hotel owner, or someone staying there, or the barkeep.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 14, 2018 09:59 AM (5OEn4)

119 116 110 It's half-price Shiner Bocks at the saloon.
Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (7n4KQ)

Dude, even WE won't drink that!
Posted by: The Horses at February 14, 2018 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

We've got you covered.

Posted by: Anheiser Busch In-Bev at February 14, 2018 09:59 AM (7n4KQ)

120 "In Without Knocking" by Loretta Lynch at Trump Tower. Part of the "Dirty Cop" series.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 14, 2018 09:59 AM (Ndje9)

121 102

A better choice for today's art?

PoRTRaiT oF OBoNGo...

https://tinyurl.com/yd2evcjs

yeeaaahhh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 14, 2018 09:54 AM (fceHP)

So another article over at ZeroHedge shows a sperm on Obama's forehead.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2018 10:00 AM (jxbfJ)

122 Q: What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?

A: It's all a matter of emphasis. One is a barroom and the other is a bar-ROOM!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

123 Now people are seeing a dick in Obama's sleeve... What say you?

Considering the subject matter, it's believable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 14, 2018 10:00 AM (SGFoV)

124 Dude, even WE won't drink that!"

Your problem, then.

Here, have a bud light.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:01 AM (7LY+6)

125 Alternate Title: "Tough Crowd This Morning"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 10:01 AM (wPiJc)

126 107
No no no. THIS needs to be the official President Trump portrait.

http://tinyurl.com/zrpdz3v
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (XWkhW)

That goes without saying.

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2018 10:01 AM (xjiRE)

127 Well, that was quick action...

Trey Gowdie has launched an investigation on why Rob Porter wasn't fired earlier.

Only confirming my low opinion of that grandstanding nickelfucker.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2018 10:01 AM (kqsXK)

128 TOTUS should have the official portrait

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 14, 2018 10:01 AM (1meR/)

129 I bet ya think I'm kicking ya, don't ya, Bob? But it ain't so!

https://youtu.be/0vscLrMD_qY

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:02 AM (fA1SL)

130
91 Baked beans.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 09:43 AM (/tuJf)
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Want some Bean Mr. Taggart ??

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 14, 2018 09:51 AM (y3aQB)

I'd say you've had enough.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2018 10:02 AM (XWkhW)

131 One shining light for today: Lena Dunham won't be procreating. Total hysterectomy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2018 10:03 AM (jxbfJ)

132

Welcome to the Hotel Hoffman
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Hoffman
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2018 10:03 AM (IqV8l)

133 Alternate Title: "Tough Crowd This Morning"

Yep. We need a little spring around here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:04 AM (7LY+6)

134 131 One shining light for today: Lena Dunham won't be procreating. Total hysterectomy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2018 10:03 AM (jxbfJ)

I actually find that rather tragic. She might have found some peace in bearing a child. Maybe she'll adopt.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

135 Now people are seeing a dick in Obama's sleeve... What say you?

The entire portrait is a dick.

Am I being too subtle?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:04 AM (Boy/L)

136 Hey Baby, wanna ride my horse?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0tfLf)

137 50 This particular painting can be seen at the Amon Carter Museum in Fort Worth, down the street from the Kimball. They've got an excellent collection of Russell's and Remington's, along with a lot of other good stuff, and it is well worth the visit if you're ever in DFW.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2018 09:38 AM (V2Yro)

Just as a regular visit to the metroplex, we always thought Ft Worth had better art than Dallas, though Dallas may have caught up.

It reminds me of when JFK and Jackie spent the last night before going to Dallas. The people of Ft Worth knew that Jackie loved art, so a very quick last minute effort was made to fill their suite with privately owned masterpieces. Society matrons were driving to the hotel with Picassos and Van Goghs wrapped in towels. There was a Russell and an Eakins and more. But sure,yeah, Texas killed Kennedy, not that little commie loser.

Posted by: stace at February 14, 2018 10:05 AM (6HFDU)

138 See that's the joke from before
Why do you only get 239 beans in a can

Because one more is too-farty.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 14, 2018 10:05 AM (1meR/)

139 just bizarre.

1. something I've been harping on, andrew mccarthy mentions today. What did mueller and the judges say to flynn.

2. how the fuck did flynn go broke dealing with mueller?

3. I dunno, if you gots a nest egg, you protect it. If someone is saying they're going to prosecute you for perjury then it's pretty cut and dried. Either charge me or leave. you don't spend your nut pretrial.

they must've threatened the kids

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 14, 2018 10:05 AM (V3U1L)

140 I'd say you've had enough."

You know it's a tough AM crowd when Mel Brooks references go wrong...

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:05 AM (7LY+6)

141 I actually find that rather tragic. She might have found some peace in bearing a child. Maybe she'll adopt.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

And let her drag some poor kid down with her? I think not.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (AM1GF)

142 Muldoon

There ain't no upstairs nor any whiskey and the frisky cow poke says da gal started it, drinks fer all he heard when she said Palatineeeees but she yelled Valentines. Proving men dont listen.

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (7ZiDC)

143

Runner up portrait for today!

The Obamas: The Official Portraits
https://tinyurl.com/ychxe66w

thepeoplescube so you know it's good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (fceHP)

144 I've had three hours of sleep. It's Valentine's Day. I'm angry and depressed and it's taking conscious effort not to hate absolutely everything. At least there's coffee.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (VuJJJ)

145 But sure,yeah, Texas killed Kennedy,"

It's the NYT.

Same fishwrap proclaiming that apartment buildings would've "saved" Houston from Harvey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:07 AM (7LY+6)

146 144. So, Wednesday.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:07 AM (fA1SL)

147 We got a new restaurant what opened, or I heard about anyway called Funk and Waffles.

It's pretty much what it says it is. A waffle House with live funk bands. I can't decide if that's cool or what

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 14, 2018 10:07 AM (1meR/)

148 134 131 One shining light for today: Lena Dunham won't be procreating. Total hysterectomy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2018 10:03 AM (jxbfJ)

I actually find that rather tragic. She might have found some peace in bearing a child. Maybe she'll adopt.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

I hope not. Seriously. I don't want her or anyone like her transmitting her viciously pathological worldview to another generation.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:08 AM (VuJJJ)

149 147. Heh.....Berlin airport has the best breakfast joint - Luftwaffles.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:09 AM (fA1SL)

150 146 144. So, Wednesday.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:07 AM (fA1SL)

Pretty much, except for the V-Day part. That's just the little extra kick in the balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:09 AM (VuJJJ)

151 One shining light for today: Lena Dunham won't be procreating. Total hysterectomy.

As much as I loathe her, this is sad. The ability to have children is a gift from God. Apparently Dunham had endometriosis, which is very painful. The hysterectomy was a last resort to solve the problem.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2018 10:09 AM (iv0p7)

152 called Funk and Waffles. "

Dictionaries for wall art?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:09 AM (7LY+6)

153 Heh. The Turtle calling out Schumer and the Dem's on the immigration debate.

Posted by: WisRich at February 14, 2018 10:09 AM (G0vdT)

154 It's Valentine's Day. I'm angry and depressed and it's taking conscious effort not to hate absolutely everything.

+++

Remember to tell someone you love them. But shout it at them in German because that's scary and confusing

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 14, 2018 10:09 AM (1meR/)

155 I've had three hours of sleep. It's Valentine's Day. I'm angry and depressed and it's taking conscious effort not to hate absolutely everything. At least there's coffee.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (VuJJJ)

go look at the people's cube link

scroll through them all

I dare you not to laugh, and cheer up!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 14, 2018 10:10 AM (fceHP)

156 REAVERS!

Posted by: Mushmouth at February 14, 2018 10:10 AM (QQ+il)

157 We got a new restaurant what opened, or I heard about anyway called Funk and Waffles.

It's pretty much what it says it is. A waffle House with live funk bands. I can't decide if that's cool or what
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone

I thought they would serve waffles in empty mayonnaise jars on Funk & Wagnell's back porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 10:10 AM (f4vam)

158 But shout it at them in German because that's scary and confusing"

German is soooo comforting.

And orderly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:11 AM (7LY+6)

159 150. Well, in fairness, it's bound to happen. So why not Valentine's Day?

Hmm....ya know who else had a really bad Valentine's Day?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine's_Day_Massacre

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:11 AM (fA1SL)

160 153 Heh. The Turtle calling out Schumer and the Dem's on the immigration debate.
Posted by: WisRich at February 14, 2018 10:09 AM (G0vdT)

Yertle is exasperating but he has his moments.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

161 It's Valentine's Day. I'm angry and depressed and it's taking conscious effort not to hate absolutely everything.

+++

Remember to tell someone you love them. But shout it at them in German because that's scary and confusing
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone

Wander around Wal Mart. People watch.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 10:12 AM (f4vam)

162 "Breathe on the nostrils of a horse and he'll be yours for life." - David, Alien: Covenant. No idea if that's true.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 10:12 AM (/qEW2)

163 Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (VuJJJ)

I hear that.

Wish there were more I could do than offer good thoughts, Insomniac. I'm used to my own unhappiness, but it hurts me when anyone else is unhappy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2018 10:12 AM (kqsXK)

164 We got a new restaurant what opened, or I heard about anyway called Funk and Waffles.

It's pretty much what it says it is. A waffle House with live funk bands. I can't decide if that's cool or what

--

I'm betting there will be lots of 25 year old guys with beards trying to pretend they like their $7 IPAs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 10:12 AM (ks6bw)

165 I thought they would serve waffles in empty mayonnaise jars on Funk & Wagnell's back porch."

Carnac says "Sis boom Bah"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:12 AM (7LY+6)

166 161 It's Valentine's Day. I'm angry and depressed and it's taking conscious effort not to hate absolutely everything.

+++

Remember to tell someone you love them. But shout it at them in German because that's scary and confusing
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone

Wander around Wal Mart. People watch.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 10:12 AM (f4vam)

I'm thinking yelling "ICH LIEBE DICH!" at a 300-pound woman wearing spandex could actually be dangerous to life and limb.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

167 165. Didn't there used to be a guy with an act 'Kamar, the discount magician'?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:13 AM (fA1SL)

168 The cowboys are blurry because they've activated their body shields.

Posted by: Paul Atreides at February 14, 2018 10:14 AM (iys0/)

169 In Soviet Wild West, bar walks into you!

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff at February 14, 2018 10:14 AM (RKQ/v)

170 168. The slow thread penetrates the ennui.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:15 AM (fA1SL)

171 I've had three hours of sleep. It's Valentine's Day. I'm angry and depressed and it's taking conscious effort not to hate absolutely everything. At least there's coffee.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (VuJJJ)

Try thinking about someone who just lost a spouse he loved, or someone who is about to, and count your blessings.

Posted by: stace at February 14, 2018 10:15 AM (6HFDU)

172 The slow thread penetrates the ennui."

Sure thing there, Kafka...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:15 AM (7LY+6)

173 Now people are seeing a dick in Obama's sleeve... What say you?

The entire portrait is a dick.

Am I being too subtle?

Photo going around on Fb, all of the past president's serious, stately & regal paintings & then petulant, piss assed Brak.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 10:15 AM (f4vam)

174 i have zero shits to give for lena dunham. bitch be cray,cray. thanks for enabling her, hbo. they suck goat taint too. hbo circling the shitter at lightspeed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2018 10:15 AM (KP5rU)

175 JJ's thread:
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I think it is now time for the President, along with his Solicitor General, Chief of Staff and Secret AG Lemmon 714 to issue a communique declaring their authority under the Constitution to end DACA and to admonish the Judiciary for an attempt to usurp the Executive's authority. Period. Full stop.
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More. I think it's time for the Congress to declare this is NOT "good behavior". And impeach his ASS!

Knock these fuckers the fuck out!

Posted by: Axeman at February 14, 2018 10:16 AM (vDqXW)

176 Wander around Wal Mart. People watch.

Hell, stand in one place in Wal Mart.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (B+qrE)

177 158 But shout it at them in German because that's scary and confusing"

German is soooo comforting.

And orderly.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:11 AM (7LY+6)

It's one of those languages that always sounds angry no matter what you're saying. Japanese is similar.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (VuJJJ)

178 Didn't there used to be a guy with an act 'Kamar, the discount magician"

Letterman or some other skit?

Sis Boom Bah - describe the sound it makes when a sheep explodes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (7LY+6)

179 175. Execute Order 66

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (fA1SL)

180 177. Cantonese and Vietnamese laugh in your face.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (fA1SL)

181 Painting of the first Moron meet-up.

Posted by: DamnCat at February 14, 2018 10:18 AM (TVknX)

182 "Now people are seeing a dick in Obama's sleeve"
Sure there isnt a boner on his shoulder?

Posted by: Manfred Mann at February 14, 2018 10:18 AM (7qr5o)

183 Wander around Walmart tomorrow when all the candy is 50% off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 10:18 AM (ks6bw)

184 Japanese can have a nice sound to it, when spoken by a woman. But men speak it as if they're spitting out hot gravel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:19 AM (fA1SL)

185 Mitt Romney to announce Senate run Thursday on social media

Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:19 AM (r9UYA)

186 176
Wander around Wal Mart. People watch.

Hell, stand in one place in Wal Mart.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (B+qrE)

Play a game of Walmart Bingo. Think of 3-5 things Walmart customers are notorious for, and see how long it takes before you see each one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2018 10:20 AM (jxbfJ)

187 Hell, stand in one place in Wal Mart.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (B+qrE)

Be comfortable find the furniture section and pick a recliner to sit in.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 14, 2018 10:20 AM (aVYsC)

188 It's one of those languages that always sounds angry no matter what you're saying. Japanese is similar.
Posted by: Insomniac

Japanese always yelling every syllable.
Even when telling you to have a great day.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 10:20 AM (f4vam)

189 Mitt Romney to announce Senate run Thursday on social media

If we're going to have an annoying Mormon from Utah, better Mitt than that preening McMuffin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:21 AM (B+qrE)

190 Buzzfeed filed a suit against the DNC yesterday to force them to comply with a subpoena they file last fall to show proof of Russian hacking into their emails.

That subpoena was in reaction to the lawsuit against Buzzfeed by a Russian accused in the dossier of being a hacker.

https://tinyurl.com/yat6cbpq

Might be interesting to see how the DNC fights this case given that they are flat broke.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 10:21 AM (/tuJf)

191 Japanese is similar.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:17 AM (VuJJJ)

Ever hear Dutch?

It's like everyone is clearing their throats at the same time.

An ugly language.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2018 10:21 AM (wYseH)

192 185 Mitt Romney to announce Senate run Thursday on social media
Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:19 AM (r9UYA)

I guess we have to endure a John McCain even when the tumor has finished its work.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

193 184 Japanese can have a nice sound to it, when spoken by a woman. But men speak it as if they're spitting out hot gravel.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:19 AM (fA1SL)

Fair distinction. The women can make it sound cute. The men make it sound like they're about to kill you, even if they're extending an offer to you for a free kitten.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:21 AM (VuJJJ)

194 It's one of those languages that always sounds angry no matter what you're saying. Japanese is similar.

Cantonese. Hong Kongers always sound like a biker brawl is about to happen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:22 AM (CClpm)

195 That side post about the NY judges shooting down Trump on DACA has pissed me off big league. So President Trump has to obey orders from a previous President. WTF! He's gone Obamie is no longer president and Hillary will never be president. I miss the Constitution. Can someone please bring it back into law? Please?

Posted by: MantuaBill at February 14, 2018 10:22 AM (S6/Gd)

196 Romney is the Hillary of the GOP.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 14, 2018 10:23 AM (5NMZN)

197 Might be interesting to see how the DNC fights this case given that they are flat broke.

They just need a few thousand crumbs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:23 AM (Boy/L)

198 Fair distinction. The women can make it sound cute.
The men make it sound like they're about to kill you, even if they're
extending an offer to you for a free kitten.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:21 AM (VuJJJ)

---

There's a horribly creepy movie where this beautiful young Korean woman is doing horrible sociopathic things to a man and his son and saying what sounds like "kitty kitty kitty!" as she uses a needle.

Don't remember the name, but I never want to watch it again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 10:23 AM (ks6bw)

199 Now I really like this painting. My decor is western/ southwest and this would look fab in my living room.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 10:24 AM (zRZaJ)

200 >>
I guess we have to endure a John McCain even when the tumor has finished its work.

They're one in the same as far as I am concerned. Both losers.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:24 AM (r9UYA)

201 188. Now Russian has a beautiful sound to it, truly it does.
Here's a clip from a film - woman reciting a poem by Pushkin - that's just amazing:

https://youtu.be/FyFLUJ4kmXQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:24 AM (fA1SL)

202 Remember to tell someone you love them. But shout it at them in German because that's scary and confusing

She can tell me "I love you" anytime she wants.
https://youtu.be/3S_rv84cZyI?t=5

Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (iv0p7)

203 198. Japanese film - Audition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (fA1SL)

204 thepeoplescube so you know it's good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 14, 2018 10:06 AM (fceHP)

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Hah - those were awesome. I especially liked the Al Franken one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (/qEW2)

205 I love that painting. The American spirit

Posted by: Tuna at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (Phln5)

206 I like Italian. Every phrase can be made to sound like you are hitting on someone.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (7n4KQ)

207 184/193, Japanese actually has two languages, kind of, one for women and one for men. They actually use different words for the same thing, based on the gender of who is speaking. I had a friend who lived in Japan for years, and she said it was an ongoing joke with the Japanese that they thought all US servicemen were gay -- because they learned Japanese from their girlfriends and so used the feminine words.

Posted by: sunny-dee at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (QAOZh)

208 Try thinking about someone who just lost a spouse he loved, or someone who is about to, and count your blessings.
Posted by: stace at February 14, 2018 10:15 AM (6HFDU)

At the risk of sounding like a completely insensitive jackass I would have preferred my former spouse to have died than to have told me to fuck off while stripping me of my assets and turning me into a goddamned financial slave.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:26 AM (VuJJJ)

209 I had a friend who lived in Japan for years, and she said it was an ongoing joke with the Japanese that they thought all US servicemen were gay -- because they learned Japanese from their girlfriends and so used the feminine words.

I guess the joke was on them then.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2018 10:26 AM (7n4KQ)

210 203 198. Japanese film - Audition.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (fA1SL)

That's a Takashi Miike film, isn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:27 AM (VuJJJ)

211 Japanese film - Audition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:25 AM (fA1SL)

--

Thanks, that's it. Ugh. What a disturbing movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ks6bw)

212 Ladies and gentlemen, Behold! The Obama Legacy!

...

A couple bad re-runs of SNL and a dicked-up painting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 14, 2018 10:28 AM (jnLXM)

213 This is what happens when the dabo table is rigged.

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2018 10:28 AM (2Mnv1)

214 Okay I guess. Looks more like a movie storyboard than real art.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (/qEW2)

215 212 Ladies and gentlemen, Behold! The Obama Legacy!

...

A couple bad re-runs of SNL and a dicked-up painting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 14, 2018 10:28 AM (jnLXM)

We still got those goddam styofoam columns in storage.

Posted by: Rob the roadie at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (7n4KQ)

216 210. Yep. Nightmarish, especially the way it slowly draws you into what starts out as a sort of romance film, in a way. Then, the bag.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)

217 It looks like Bob from NSA might have gone off the rails at NSA HQ.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (r9UYA)

218 Ladies and gentlemen, Behold! The Obama Legacy!

...

A couple bad re-runs of SNL and a dicked-up painting.

And the Iranian nuke.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (B+qrE)

219 Now people are seeing a dick in Obama's sleeve... What say you?

I see a dick in his suit.

Every suit he wears.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (oVJmc)

220 This is why you never call all your buddies, "Dope's Here" at the same time.

Posted by: DaveA at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (FhXTo)

221 216 210. Yep. Nightmarish, especially the way it slowly draws you into what starts out as a sort of romance film, in a way. Then, the bag.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)

That guy's got issues.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:30 AM (VuJJJ)

222 Ah, but the real legacy of the Obama Years is all the racial healing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2018 10:30 AM (oVJmc)

223 Every suit he wears.

That's usually spades. And not trump.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2018 10:30 AM (7n4KQ)

224 217 It looks like Bob from NSA might have gone off the rails at NSA HQ.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:29 AM (r9UYA)

It's you people! You did this to me! YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at February 14, 2018 10:30 AM (RD7QR)

225 Dude, even WE won't drink that!
Posted by: The Horses
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I assumed that you are the source.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2018 10:30 AM (nBBdT)

226 It looks like Bob from NSA might have gone off the rails at NSA HQ.

Isn't this the second time in a year or so that someone has tried to crash the gate doing 98 at the NSA in a minivan?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:31 AM (gCJeK)

227 "It's like the black women recently complaining about racism because white men aren't raping them in adequate numbers"

Israel was condemned for just the same "crime" -- lack of rapes shows they think of the Palestinians as sub-human.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 14, 2018 10:32 AM (D9hKv)

228 I can decide if Dutch sounds more like a German mocking English, or an Englishman mocking German.

Being an American native speaker of English, it's tough to tell.

Faroese sounds creepy as all hell though.

Like your brain forgot how to word things good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 14, 2018 10:32 AM (jnLXM)

229 In today's conspiracy theory which I just made up.

Stink bugs are Chinese robot bugs which they paid to get into the 5-eyes gang of snoopers.

Posted by: DaveA at February 14, 2018 10:33 AM (FhXTo)

230 228. REMOVE TULIP!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:33 AM (fA1SL)

231 >>I can decide if Dutch sounds more like a German mocking English, or an Englishman mocking German.

It sounds like a throat disease.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

232 I love that painting. The American spirit
Posted by: Tuna
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American spirits, I would say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2018 10:33 AM (nBBdT)

233 Just saw the end of Godless. Epic last stand battle like the painting.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 14, 2018 10:34 AM (70cRb)

234 In today's conspiracy theory which I just made up.

Stink bugs are Chinese robot bugs which they paid to get into the 5-eyes gang of snoopers.

All of you people take your filthy gecko spies and get the hell out of here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:34 AM (gCJeK)

235 I assumed that you are the source."

Bud light? Sure.

Shiner?

Okaaaaaayyyyy

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:35 AM (7LY+6)

236 Now I really like this painting. My decor is western/ southwest and this would look fab in my living room.
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Has to be the kitchen. Looks like some of my kids and their friends at feeding time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 14, 2018 10:36 AM (MIKMs)

237 Shiner Bock is good beer. Bud Light is horse piss.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:36 AM (VuJJJ)

238 Jewells45

Stopped by the shop yesterday, saw what I exactly wanted.

Lining up bills and if items are still there before am tomorrow I will be making purchases. Also checked out the cleanse isle.
Just heads up for ya.

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 10:36 AM (7ZiDC)

239 this is my favorite charlie russell
...and a depiction of a true story of cowboys come to town.

many thnx CBD

Posted by: concrete girl at February 14, 2018 10:36 AM (Gz24F)

240 We need Anna Puma's Walmart story time as a post.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2018 10:37 AM (hyuyC)

241 Clearance not cleanse keyboard keeps making changes

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 10:38 AM (7ZiDC)

242 CBD

I heard that title in a John Wayne voice. Another broadening picture. Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2018 10:38 AM (hyuyC)

243 this is my favorite charlie russell
...and a depiction of a true story of cowboys come to town.

It just reminds me of how Andrew Breitbart saw us here at the HQ.

Miss that guy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:38 AM (gCJeK)

244 It sounds like a throat disease.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

lmao! I work with a bunch of dutch guys and that is pretty much right on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 10:38 AM (zRZaJ)

245 Speaking of Walmart, I passed a guy yesterday having a very earnest conversation with himself about 'psychological warfare with the Ku Klux Klan of the Mind.'

And that's a direct quote.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2018 10:39 AM (oVJmc)

246 I had a friend who lived in Japan for years, and she said it was an ongoing joke with the Japanese that they thought all US servicemen were gay -- because they learned Japanese from their girlfriends and so used the feminine words.

Not directly applicable, but interesting nonetheless - the comic Babysan:

https://tinyurl.com/yahe3g7k

I have one of the collections; I like it. Here's a typical one:

https://tinyurl.com/yby5nsyz

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 14, 2018 10:39 AM (kqsXK)

247 Shiner Bock is good beer.

Overrated Texas swill.

I will fight about this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:39 AM (B+qrE)

248 Oh hey thanks Luann! If something is gone that you wanted, message me. I can probably make another. Except the clearance.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 10:40 AM (zRZaJ)

249 245. Language is a Virus

https://youtu.be/KvOoR8m0oms

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:40 AM (fA1SL)

250 I saw Ku Klux Klan of the Mind open for Great White at the Citrus Bowl in '89.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:41 AM (gCJeK)

251 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 10:38 AM (zRZaJ)
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do they have a double Dutch Bus ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 14, 2018 10:41 AM (y3aQB)

252 I will fight about this."

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:41 AM (7LY+6)

253 The sign on the left says "licensed gambling". Did they really require that in the 19th century? I'd have thought regulatory creep wouldn't have gone that far yet. Texas recently repealed a law that required a license for eyebrow threading.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 10:41 AM (/qEW2)

254 All RIGHT! Russell! I knew, eventually, we'd get some real art on here.

Makes me feel right at home. Growing up in NE OK, in the middle of the last century, there were still a lot of folks alive from the wilder west days.

The Daltons, who met their end just a little ways north of here, once plotted to kidnap Frank Phillips (of Phillips 66) but my grandfather helped Frank evade them.

Owlhoots may not have been liked, but they were respected. There's still an annual "Cow Thieves & Outlaws Reunion" over at "Woolaroc" -- which was once Frank's private ranch, now a museum and animal preserve park.

And just to bring it full circle, in the Woolaroc museum, there's many a painting and sculpture by Russell. I spent some time in my youth studying them.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at February 14, 2018 10:41 AM (/IMJl)

255 247
Shiner Bock is good beer.

Overrated Texas swill.

I will fight about this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:39 AM (B+qrE)

Good beer-definitely. Overrated? perhaps. Will still enjoy it when I can find it on tap.
Check out anything from Founders. Their All Day IPA is very very good.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 14, 2018 10:42 AM (jxbfJ)

256 MeisterBrau FTW!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 14, 2018 10:42 AM (O033+)

257 Language is a Virus "

Love is a Battlefield?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 10:42 AM (7LY+6)

258 247 Shiner Bock is good beer.

Overrated Texas swill.

I will fight about this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:39 AM (B+qrE)

Not worth the energy. I like it, you don't. This accursed rock keeps spinning and moving inexorably toward decay regardless.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:42 AM (VuJJJ)

259 >>lmao! I work with a bunch of dutch guys and that is pretty much right on.

I used to spend a lot of time in Holland. Lovely country but every time I heard someone talking I thought they were about to cough up a lung.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 10:42 AM (/tuJf)

260 It's no Remington.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)

261 Damn, we have all turned so passive.

/shoves Insomniac off the rock

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:43 AM (gCJeK)

262 Ian Tyson sings about Charlie Russell, a damn fine song, too. The Gift:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPpBHAgP7Zs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2018 10:43 AM (Dbv1R)

263 259. Tulip-peddling dike wogs....

* spits *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:43 AM (fA1SL)

264 Is Charlie Russell related to Kitty?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2018 10:44 AM (IqV8l)

265 261 Damn, we have all turned so passive.

/shoves Insomniac off the rock
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 14, 2018 10:43 AM (gCJeK)

Meh.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:44 AM (VuJJJ)

266 Jack, I've worked here 30 years and they have never sent me to Holland. Dutch are notoriously cheap assholes. No raise in 9 years either. My boss is cheap as they come but he's been wonderful to me as far as my mom goes. Never ever questioned when I had to be with her when she was sick, or needed to go to the doctor or any issue that came up where she needed me. So.. it's a trade off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 10:45 AM (zRZaJ)

267 Mitt Romney to announce Senate run Thursday on social media
Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:19 AM (r9UYA)

McCain has big shoes to fill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2018 10:45 AM (9SkN+)

268 157 We got a new restaurant what opened, or I heard about anyway called Funk and Waffles.

It's pretty much what it says it is. A waffle House with live funk bands. I can't decide if that's cool or what
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone

I thought they would serve waffles in empty mayonnaise jars on Funk & Wagnell's back porch.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 10:10 AM (f4vam)

Hah! I was just thinking about that same thing. Took the family on a vacation to So CA a few years ago and the spouse and kids couldn't understand why I was llaughing when we passed the sign for the Slausen Cutoff.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at February 14, 2018 10:46 AM (7oUUT)

269 LOL. I remember Rolling Rock beer being fashionable for an eyeblink. It was horrible, watered-down and nasty. They had a big display with a fountain at the grocery store and the over-29 crowd begged them to take it down because it was difficult for everyone to get to the bathroom at the other end of the store.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 14, 2018 10:46 AM (MIKMs)

270 Israel was condemned for just the same "crime" -- lack of rapes shows they think of the Palestinians as sub-human.

In the meanwhile two Israeli soldiers accidentally wander into Jenin and they're lucky to only have their faces nearly torn off.

https://twitter.com/search?q=jenin

Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2018 10:46 AM (iv0p7)

271 fallen horsey
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2018 09:26 AM (5gaNQ)

They call that horse, "Three Beer Barney", drink one, spill one and give one away.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 14, 2018 10:47 AM (AhAXj)

272 69 Rye whiskey - wasn't that more or less the American whiskey for the longest? Corn whiskey is big these days, I know, but from reading older literature and news articles, it seems rye was our ancestors' chosen one. Wonder why
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Whiskey distilling knowledge largely came from its production in England. As corn was sort of a late comer to Europe, grain in the form of wheat, barley and rye were used for distilling purposes there. That conventional wisdom translated here with migration.

It wasn't until the late 1700's that someone got industrious and used Indian corn to make whisky in far west Virginia (now Kentucky) and this later became known as bourbon whisky.

I surmise that corn whisky became predominant here because it was sort of invented here. Bourbon whisky is the quintessential American spirit. You can track America's culture by its bourbon. When you consider the modern popularity of Fireball, you get the sense the we are rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 14, 2018 10:47 AM (Wdixc)

273 Jewells45

Just checked for 2 of the items, they are still in the shop. I also like your book markers. Im thinking book markers might be a nice thoughtful gift for someone even on easter in a basket.

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 10:49 AM (7ZiDC)

274 272. I note with similar alarm the various 'flavored vodkas.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:50 AM (fA1SL)

275 The sign on the building they're going in says "Hoffman Hotel"

Posted by: Surfperch at February 14, 2018 10:50 AM (rHGeg)

276 273 Jewells45

Just checked for 2 of the items, they are still in the shop. I also like your book markers. Im thinking book markers might be a nice thoughtful gift for someone even on easter in a basket.
Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 10:49 AM (7ZiDC)

Unless they're illiterate. Then it's just mean.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 10:50 AM (VuJJJ)

277 If he doesn't give you an expensive gift today?

It's over.

#Hallmark

Posted by: Valentine's Day at February 14, 2018 10:51 AM (x25VP)

278 It's like the black women recently complaining about racism because white men aren't raping them in adequate numbers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 09:53 AM (ks6bw)

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Fortunately for them, as whites die off by attrition, men will be forced to settle for alternatives. They may accidentally watch an old movie and wonder why there are no more women like Ginger Rogers or Jean Arthur, but they'll still be forced to deal with what's there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 10:51 AM (/qEW2)

279 >>Jack, I've worked here 30 years and they have never sent me to Holland.

I hope you get to go at some point. It really is a lovely country and Amsterdam is a very cool city.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 10:51 AM (/tuJf)

280 Love Charlie Russell.

Posted by: Caliban at February 14, 2018 10:52 AM (QE8X6)

281 A thought:

The Russia Collusion thing has been built up so much and for so long with so little to show for it, but what happens to future calls from the press to investigate wrongdoing from Republican presidents if Donald Trump serves out his term?

The media, as you all know, is tanking its credibility, and they pretty obviously don't know it. And yet, that credibility is going to be so shot that a Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio or whoever is the next Republican President's administration could engage in flagrant wrongdoing and use the press's witch hunt for Trump as cover.

The only way this Russia thing works in the press's favor will be if they actually get Trump out of office, and even then it'll by a Pyrrhic victory since they've placed themselves up as the opposition part to Republican presidents.

It's just interesting to watch the self-immolation, really.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 14, 2018 10:53 AM (n9gGi)

282 And speaking of Holland, time to go get my passport renewed.

Later all.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2018 10:54 AM (/tuJf)

283 Amazon says sex toys are being mailed to strangers and doesn't know how to stop it

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/5575453/amazon-sex-toys-mystery-scam/

Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 10:55 AM (r9UYA)

284 Luann, they were my best seller at my shows last year in November and December so I think they do make pretty and thoughtful gifts for people who still read old fashioned books, like me.

Unless as Insomniac said, they are illiterate. lol

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 10:55 AM (zRZaJ)

285 There's something about Utah that just makes me dislike the state intensely, despite the huge Republican lean.

It's like the whole state just oozes with an oppressive self righteousness that would put California to shame.

Posted by: JC at February 14, 2018 10:56 AM (mJXUS)

286 I note with similar alarm the various 'flavored vodkas.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:50 AM (fA1SL)

.....

The infusion trends on vodka aren't as troubling to me. Vodka is a young liquor with little production value.

But to waste an aged whisky like Crown or Jack by mixing them with apple liqueurs, cinnamon liqueurs, etc. is an abomination.

Just one bartenders opinion.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 14, 2018 10:56 AM (Wdixc)

287 LOL, dutch here.... I have a dutch relative and I use to tell him he could turn a Nickle into a quarter, cheap is kind. Saved his dollars. Thus far the trait hasn't been passed on to thickly, lol.

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 10:56 AM (7ZiDC)

288 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 10:55 AM (zRZaJ)

Jewells45, love your SW designs..put in an order for a couple of necklaces....i'll wear them for easter!

Posted by: IC at February 14, 2018 10:57 AM (a0IVu)

289 Wow cowboys!!!!

Posted by: Kim Jong-nul at February 14, 2018 10:57 AM (artIV)

290 Women rustled and cattle raped.

Posted by: Jim H at February 14, 2018 10:57 AM (Un7SJ)

291 286. I'll give you that. Decent spirits can amd should be drunk straight, seems to me. An occasional mixed drink is fine, but it's getting out of hand.
And to flavor a whiskey that so much care and effort went into the making.....just a waste.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:58 AM (fA1SL)

292 Speaking of Walmart, I passed a guy yesterday having a very earnest conversation with himself about 'psychological warfare with the Ku Klux Klan of the Mind.'

And that's a direct quote.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2018 10:39 AM (oVJmc)

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I think I can guess what that means. If you are against open borders it's because there is a Ku Klux Klan in your mind. The only way to cure yourself is to become an activist for open borders. He's like the medieval sect of the flagellants, who whipped themselves to drive away sinful thoughts. But what these flagellants do affect other people apart from themselves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 10:58 AM (/qEW2)

293 In hot pursuit of the Guy on a Buffalo.

Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 14, 2018 10:58 AM (xPJvm)

294 I will fight about this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

*******

Careful. Someone might give you a shiner.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 10:59 AM (wPiJc)

295
Careful. Someone might give you a shiner.
Posted by: Muldoon

Bock. Bock on the head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2018 11:00 AM (IqV8l)

296 I surmise that corn whisky became predominant here because it was sort of invented here. Bourbon whisky is the quintessential American spirit. You can track America's culture by its bourbon. When you consider the modern popularity of Fireball, you get the sense the we are rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell.

Bourbon whiskey was aged in bourbon casks, because the French in Louisian would import brandy and it didn't make sense to ship the casks back.

Fireball is proof that our children are stupid and we've all made terrible, unforgivable, mistakes in raising the next generation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 14, 2018 11:01 AM (fuK7c)

297
"LOL. I remember Rolling Rock beer being fashionable for an eyeblink. It
was horrible, watered-down and nasty. They had a big display with a
fountain at the grocery store and the over-29 crowd begged them to take
it down because it was difficult for everyone to get to the bathroom at
the other end of the store.

Posted by: mustbequantum'

I remember that. They managed convince people that their pisswater was made using melted mountain snow. Which somehow was supposed to make the pisswater more bearable.

Posted by: Ripley at February 14, 2018 11:01 AM (MxEKc)

298 I actually find that rather tragic. She might have found some peace in bearing a child. Maybe she'll adopt.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 14, 2018 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

I am sort of opposed to handing out orphaned kids to fucked-up women in the hope that the sudden responsibility will un-fuck them. Too many sad examples to the contrary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2018 11:01 AM (Dbv1R)

299 292. Naaah....just suffering the effects of psionic weapons used by gang-stalkers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 11:01 AM (fA1SL)

300 Thanks IC

OMG.. the Amazon story. So some of you know my daughter works at a fulfillment center in Kansas. About 6 weeks ago she got a huge box in that she is supposed to unpack and put in appropriate bins. It was full of dildos. lol.. then my moms social worker told me a few weeks ago she was receiving unwanted packages and yep, she got a dildo. Also a good friend of mine got one too. Really weird.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 11:01 AM (zRZaJ)

301
Went to Ash Wednesday service at my local church (Novus Ordo) instead of my regular FSSP parish. I thought I was in a revival meeting complete with a lounge singer. I haven't gone to a regular Catholic service in decades; is it all like this now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2018 11:02 AM (BWL+E)

302 Looks like what we should be doing in DC.

Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at February 14, 2018 11:03 AM (H0hPC)

303 Hell of a day to be late to the thread. Damn doctor appointments.

I love this painting and not just because I'm a single-action revolver fan. (That doesn't hurt.) It's a fun scene with the cards strewn on the ground and the liquor bottle. But Russell's use of color throughout the painting is outstanding. The horses and saddle details, the sky in the distance and as reflected in the hotel windows, the shadows, where appropriate, on the buildings in the background all seem to fit the scene. The rowdy drunks contrast with the neat, straight lines of the town's buildings on the right side and emphasize the action.

I don't know if this qualifies as 'great' art (it does to me) but it is expressive and effectively conveys the image in action, and color. It would be easy to write a story, at least a scene, around the painting.

Thanks, CBD. This choice of painting was a pleasure.

Posted by: JTB at February 14, 2018 11:03 AM (V+03K)

304 300 Thanks IC

OMG.. the Amazon story. So some of you know my daughter works at a fulfillment center in Kansas. About 6 weeks ago she got a huge box in that she is supposed to unpack and put in appropriate bins. It was full of dildos. lol.. then my moms social worker told me a few weeks ago she was receiving unwanted packages and yep, she got a dildo. Also a good friend of mine got one too. Really weird.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 11:01 AM (zRZaJ)

You get a dildo, and you get a dildo, EVERYBODY GETS A DILDO!

Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2018 11:03 AM (ANIFC)

305 301
Went to Ash Wednesday service at my local church (Novus Ordo) instead of my regular FSSP parish. I thought I was in a revival meeting complete with a lounge singer. I haven't gone to a regular Catholic service in decades; is it all like this now?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2018 11:02 AM (BWL+E)

Did you feel guilty?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 11:03 AM (o0mD3)

306 Be Mine
True Love
4 Ever
Poon Lies

Posted by: Valentine's Day at February 14, 2018 11:04 AM (x25VP)

307 Free dildos!

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2018 11:04 AM (LiyEm)

308 What is the etymology of the word dildo?I could look it up but....

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2018 11:05 AM (LiyEm)

309 Didja see that the NYT fired a woman editor only hours after hiring her when they notice that she has a long history of calling people fags?

Layers and layers of fact checking.

http://nyp.st/2nZpyjD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 14, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

310 Jewells45

A book and a marker for the grand kids, were old fashioned.

Youngest granddaughter was reading at 4. Gave favorite books to all the kids this past Christmas.

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 11:06 AM (7ZiDC)

311 Went to school at UT. We used to get shiner for about a $1.20 a 6 pack when buying a case. My luckiest fishing hat was a shiner hat and won about 30k in a tourny.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2018 11:06 AM (BtQd4)

312 308 What is the etymology of the word dildo?I could look it up but....
Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2018 11:05 AM (LiyEm)

That's a dildon't.

Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2018 11:06 AM (ANIFC)

313 . I dunno, if you gots a nest egg, you protect it. If someone is saying they're going to prosecute you for perjury then it's pretty cut and dried. Either charge me or leave. you don't spend your nut pretrial.

they must've threatened the kids
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The Feds ALWAYS threaten your family.

Posted by: simplemind at February 14, 2018 11:06 AM (S67eK)

314 I remember Rolling Rock beer being fashionable for an eyeblink."

RR was a fairly typical 20th century post prohibition lager. Easy and cheap to brew, fairly consistent quality. Suddenly, marketing kicked in and "ohhhh, check out the bottle"....

Pro tip - when the packaging gets noticed before the product, well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 11:06 AM (7LY+6)

315 NBC's Olympics Audience Drops 6%, and Network Declares Victory - Bloomberg

I call BS on the 6 percent drop.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 14, 2018 11:06 AM (r9UYA)

316 So ingrained is the Importance of Valentines Day, You Guys! in our society that people refuse to believe that my wife gives not one shit about this stupid holiday. They'll tell me that she is only saying that, while inside she's dying a little bit.

Meh. We pay far more attention to our anniversaries, the day we met and the day we got married. Those are our Valentines days.

Screw you, Sherrie's Berries.

Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 14, 2018 11:07 AM (xPJvm)

317 Bartender! Whiskey for my friends, beer for my horses!

Posted by: Toby and Willie at February 14, 2018 11:07 AM (z79tQ)

318
Did you feel guilty?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 11:03 AM (o0mD3)

No reason to. I have to trust it was canonically permissable, but no one said I had to like it on aesthetic grounds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2018 11:08 AM (BWL+E)

319 RR was the big beer down in Austin in early 80s.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2018 11:08 AM (BtQd4)

320 Jewells45
I remember that story about Amazon.

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 11:08 AM (7ZiDC)

321 Went to Ash Wednesday service at my local church (Novus Ordo) instead of my regular FSSP parish. I thought I was in a revival meeting complete with a lounge singer. I haven't gone to a regular Catholic service in decades; is it all like this now?

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Funny story, I was allowed to come back from the dead and I walked into a church and enjoyed the service, afterwards they tried to tell me it was Roman Catholic, and I was like, naw bro, their doing it my way.

Posted by: Marty Lu at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (idVCo)

322 RR was a fairly typical 20th century post prohibition lager. Easy and cheap to brew, fairly consistent quality. Suddenly, marketing kicked in and "ohhhh, check out the bottle"....

It was featured in the movie, "Deer Hunter", and I believe that's when its popularity increased.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (rdl6o)

323 What is the etymology of the word dildo?I could look it up but....

I know this one! The cob formerly known as something else was being pissy about names one day and the ace said something along the lines of "then call yourself Charlie Brown's Dildo or something".

I believe that's the first recorded use of the word dildo. It should be in the OED in that form.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (fuK7c)

324 Businesses want to make profits so they hype Valentines Day and Halloween and Secretary's Day and any fucking thing.That's capitalism.

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (LiyEm)

325 Well work up a Number 6 on em

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (BtQd4)

326 How come everybody I knew got one and I didn't? Shit, I thought with my kid working there I would have some perks!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (zRZaJ)

327 I'm partial to PBRs(Pabst Blue Ribbon)!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 14, 2018 11:10 AM (rdl6o)

328 In hot pursuit of the Guy on a Buffalo.
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 14, 2018 10:58 AM (xPJvm)

All my cousins were stunt rodents in that movie

Posted by: Raccoon 23 that was not drowned or eaten at February 14, 2018 11:10 AM (suO/a)

329 You want Tumbling Tumbleweeds
You'd settle for Rolling Stones
You'll get Rolling Rock

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 11:10 AM (wPiJc)

330
Last year they were serving chocolate-covered strawberries at the Kroger where we shop. They asked Her Majesty if she wanted one. No, she said, if I ate a strawberry it would irritate my digestive system. They asked me if I wanted one. I glanced at my bride and said No, if I ate a strawberry I would get a sudden headache.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2018 11:11 AM (BWL+E)

331 Every time it rains, it rains dildoes from heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains dildoes from heaven?
(You'll find your fortune fallin' all over town)
(Be sure that your umbrella)
Is upside down

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 14, 2018 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)

332 As far as beer,anything with alcohol works for me.Sure some are better than others....

Posted by: steevy at February 14, 2018 11:11 AM (LiyEm)

333 BTW, I love CM Russell. Growing up in Cody WY I had the opportunity each year to visit the Buffalo Bill Center in the early spring when it was free to locals, and I would spend most of my time in the art gallery and always preferred Russell to Remington and others. I would even read the numerous letters on display, complete with wonderful pen and watercolor sketches.

Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 14, 2018 11:11 AM (xPJvm)

334 I am sort of opposed to handing out orphaned kids to fucked-up women in the hope that the sudden responsibility will un-fuck them. Too many sad examples to the contrary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's not how it works. That's not how any of it works.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 11:11 AM (f4vam)

335 Didja see that the NYT fired a woman editor only hours after hiring her
when they notice that she has a long history of calling people fags?

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Wait 'til they find out their sh*ts all retarded.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 14, 2018 11:11 AM (ks6bw)

336 I want to thank Presdent Obama for the best years of my life even though I had no job and lost my home. I lost ny home because of Bush policies and Presdent Obama helped me and millions to find another place to live unlike Trump who does not like persons of color. When Michealle Obama is Presdent then she will bring back the good times again 1!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 14, 2018 11:12 AM (hqQ+Q)

337 What's going on?"

Dude was all over the MSM for slamming that H8ter, Pence, as he was a shoo-in for major Olympic gold, dontchaknow.

Turns out he may be a better self promoter than actual skater...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 14, 2018 09:56 AM (7LY+6)

I speculate that Rippon didn't think he was going to win anything, so he was positioning himself as an sjw darling. That is why he attempted to pick a fight with Pence So when he won his bronze, suddenly he had no idea what to do with the monster he had created.

Plus, he's always been a full-of-himself dickhead, so there's that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 14, 2018 11:12 AM (cExw3)

338 OT: A little day brightener. Lena Dunham the rapist underwent a total hysterectomy. Her DNA shall not be passed on!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2018 11:12 AM (+1EJs)

339
Posted by: Marty Lu at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (idVCo)

Get back in Hell, you schismatic heretic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2018 11:12 AM (BWL+E)

340 Language is a Virus "

Love is a Battlefield?

Love is like oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love gets you high

Posted by: The Sweet at February 14, 2018 11:12 AM (QQ+il)

341 338 OT: A little day brightener. Lena Dunham the rapist underwent a total hysterectomy. Her DNA shall not be passed on!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2018 11:12 AM (+1EJs)

Good news!

Unless she froze a bunch of eggs first.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 14, 2018 11:13 AM (cExw3)

342 Ironic that you can't say 'hysterectomy' without 'his'.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 11:14 AM (wPiJc)

343 Decent spirits can amd should be drunk straight, seems to me. An occasional mixed drink is fine, but it's getting out of hand.
And to flavor a whiskey that so much care and effort went into the making.....just a waste.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:58 AM (fA1SL)

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There's another form of waste when you just drink the shot. Alcohol absorption is at a maximum at less than 80 proof, but hard liquors tend to all be 80 proof. So you are losing the effect if you drink it straight without diluting it somehow.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 11:14 AM (/qEW2)

344 I bought myself Valentine Choclate yesterday good excuse to cheat with candy. It was never a big deal to me as far as the marketing part plying on guilt. Never made a fuss over it. Feel the same way about Sweetest Day recognized more widely in the 70", huh wats that?

Posted by: Luann at February 14, 2018 11:14 AM (7ZiDC)

345 >>Didja see that the NYT fired a woman editor only hours after hiring her when they notice that she has a long history of calling people fags?

Like how they left out that she's a Quinn Norton is a queer social justice warrior.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2018 11:15 AM (W+vEI)

346 Maybe her uterus will be kept in frozen suspended animation next to Ted Williams' head in hopes of a day when they find a cure for whatever it is she has.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 14, 2018 11:15 AM (wPiJc)

347 We have ape-sign!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 11:15 AM (fA1SL)

348 Didja see that the NYT fired a woman editor only hours after hiring her
when they notice that she has a long history of calling people fags?

If they go back far enough into everyone's past, I'm sure they can find where they've said or done something objectionable and offensive(especially, considering today's definition of offensive).

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 14, 2018 11:16 AM (rdl6o)

349 The sign on the building they're going in says "Hoffman Hotel"

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Can you bring your emotional support horse?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 14, 2018 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

350 RR was a fairly typical 20th century post prohibition lager. Easy and cheap to brew, fairly consistent quality. Suddenly, marketing kicked in and "ohhhh, check out the bottle"....

Rolling Rock wasn't what I would gravitate to as a beer, but it was religion where I went to school and once you accepted that it was light you could appreciate its slight hoppiness.

The bottle with the 33, there were 33 words, 33 was the end of Prohibition, it was the number of a horse somebody bet on. There were a lot of 33 stories.

However, it was actually brewed in glass lined tanks in Old Latrobe. The new version, which is some sort of Atlanta swill, has the old label in quotes as a "tribute", which is bullshit. Rolling Rock may never have been a premium beer but it was distinctive, it had an identity, and that's gone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 14, 2018 11:17 AM (fuK7c)

351

I hate Rolling Rock!

Posted by: Indiana Jones at February 14, 2018 11:17 AM (IqV8l)

352 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 14, 2018 10:58 AM (fA1SL)

You shut your whore mouth! Mixed drinks are delicious!

Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at February 14, 2018 11:18 AM (IYHxL)

353 I speculate that Rippon didn't think he was going to win anything, so he was positioning himself as an sjw darling. That is why he attempted to pick a fight with Pence So when he won his bronze, suddenly he had no idea what to do with the monster he had created.

Plus, he's always been a full-of-himself dickhead, so there's that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker

It was reported on Fb that Shani Davis, (petulant pussybitch), the one who lost the coin toss to carry the flag, came in 19th in skating.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 11:18 AM (f4vam)

354 BTW, I love CM Russell. Growing up in Cody WY I had the opportunity each year to visit the Buffalo Bill Center in the early spring when it was free to locals, and I would spend most of my time in the art gallery and always preferred Russell to Remington and others. I would even read the numerous letters on display, complete with wonderful pen and watercolor sketches.
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 14, 2018 11:11 AM (xPJvm)

I've heard the Buffalo Bill Center is wonderful. I wanna go there someday.

An old Texas cowboy I knew used to always tell me that Russell was more authentic than Remington in getting the details right, so I've always had more affinity for Russell on that basis.

Posted by: stace at February 14, 2018 11:18 AM (6HFDU)

355 Posted by: Marty Lu at February 14, 2018 11:09 AM (idVCo)

Get back in Hell, you schismatic heretic.
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All they have there is lutefisk jello. Which is fine except they always put little pieces of pineapple in it on Wednesdays, which I can't stand,can I stay until tomorrow?

Posted by: Marty Lu at February 14, 2018 11:18 AM (H4yeL)

356 One of those things you never forget. In high school we had a weird (female) "health" teacher who asserted that "hysterical" meant "jiggling uterus". I'm not sure what that had to do with anyone's health.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 11:19 AM (/qEW2)

357 I'm partial to PBRs(Pabst Blue Ribbon)!
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So am I. Always on sale here. Wis and St Louis are both close enough that decent beer at decent prices is not an issue.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 14, 2018 11:19 AM (MIKMs)

358 Layers and layers of fact checking.

http://nyp.st/2nZpyjD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 14, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

The red pill is on the edge there, just teetering...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2018 11:20 AM (Dbv1R)

359 I love that the Iggles won the SB because the QB has to make the rounds of the virtue signaling talking heads, like Ellen Degenerate. So Jesus and Trump lover Nick Foles is getting major exposure.

Posted by: kallisto at February 14, 2018 11:22 AM (4MRvZ)

360 I've heard the Buffalo Bill Center is wonderful. I wanna go there someday...

Posted by: stace at February 14, 2018 11:18 AM (6HFDU)

It really is. But be prepared to make at least half a day of it. A lot to see.

Posted by: PugBot Mahon at February 14, 2018 11:23 AM (xPJvm)

361 Women "really do not care" about me.

And yet I incur 3.2 billion dollar annually in emotional blackmail payments.

Posted by: Valentine's Day at February 14, 2018 11:25 AM (x25VP)

362 Brattleboro has sent Presdent and Michell Obama a box of candy for Valentines day...... What have you done to say thank you to our Presdent of color ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 14, 2018 11:28 AM (hqQ+Q)

363 It was reported on Fb that Shani Davis, (petulant pussybitch), the one who lost the coin toss to carry the flag, came in 19th in skating.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2018 11:18 AM

Oh well. Should have worried about skating and not whining like a little bitch. I hope Vonn falls on her face.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 14, 2018 11:29 AM (+1EJs)

364 318
Did you feel guilty?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 11:03 AM (o0mD3)

No reason to. I have to trust it was canonically permissable, but no one said I had to like it on aesthetic grounds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2018 11:08 AM (BWL+E)

No reason for guilt? Pffft. Some Catholic you are.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 14, 2018 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

365 I think for some women valentine's day is emotional reparations; no wonder so many men dislike it.

Posted by: vivi at February 14, 2018 11:31 AM (11H2y)

366 There's another form of waste when you just drink the shot. Alcohol absorption is at a maximum at less than 80 proof, but hard liquors tend to all be 80 proof. So you are losing the effect if you drink it straight without diluting it somehow.

.....

I don't have a particular issue with the mixing of alcohol into cocktails, in fact it's kind of my livelihood.

With that said, mixers should enhance the alcohol, IMO. There are water soluble flavors in alcohol that come out with the addition of ice cubes or a splash of water. Branch water, tonics and soda aid in absorption. Bitters, small additions of simple syrup, marrying with aperitif wines, can all produce nice accents. But, drowning a perfectly reasonable shot of alcohol in Coca Cola or adding low-grade sugary liqueurs directly into the bottle is a travesty. You are basically saying "I don't like alcohol, cover up the flavor".

I have an affinity for patrons that order Scotch or bourbon with a splash of water, gin and tonics or martini drinkers.

But the Long Island Tea crowd that likes a melange of low grade liquor doused in mixers and soft drinks always makes me cock an eyebrow, though I happily serve them because I'm in it for the tips.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 14, 2018 11:32 AM (Wdixc)

367 >>>Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 14, 2018 11:32 AM (Wdixc)

Heh. By your standards I am a vulgarian and philistine. But I'm ok with that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 14, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

368 I think people are missing the whole Obama painting.

Obama was a narcissist. It's all about me. This painting will be hanging with other portraits. You're a tourist or random Joe on the street. You walk the halls and view portraits.

Guess which one you remember the longest after you leave? Regardless of reason.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 14, 2018 11:56 AM (bB4HN)

369 Damn. wrong thread.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 14, 2018 11:57 AM (bB4HN)

370 montana representin'

Posted by: ss at February 14, 2018 12:06 PM (jn8aX)

371 If you like this Russell painting, check out "Roping a Grizzly".
Amazing what cowboys would do for fun.

Posted by: The Macho Montanan at February 14, 2018 01:13 PM (+tGOo)

372 Save a horse, ride a cowboy

Posted by: the Butcher at February 14, 2018 01:50 PM (wUFS2)

373 I have that print, along with several more of his.

Posted by: SEA Cowboy at February 15, 2018 12:29 AM (TUpGA)

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